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#123015 - plataeiou
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(07/26/2016) [-]
Being a Libertarian watching the conventions like....
#123014 - kanadetenshi
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(07/26/2016) [-]
Jesus Christ this is just sad to watch...
#123013 - asotil
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(07/26/2016) [-]
"To the Bernie or Bust supporters, you're being ridiculous"

YOU WILL SUBMIT, GOYIM
#123012 - bladeboy
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(07/26/2016) [-]
I hate using this word, but is Bernie the biggest cuck ever? Literally going against everything he said he fights for by endorsing Hillary.
#123028 to #123012 - thumbfortrump
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(07/26/2016) [-]
The one cuck to unite them all.
#123020 to #123012 - anon
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(07/26/2016) [-]
Leftists will do anything for a party victory, even if it means selling out their own supposed values.
#123011 - nigalthornberry
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(07/26/2016) [-]
Honestly the republicans speeches have been better
#123010 - nigalthornberry
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(07/26/2016) [-]
Warren talking about rigged systems....
#123008 - asotil
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(07/26/2016) [-]
Post YFW the most exciting part of the DNC is Boys II Men and Demi Lovato playing

Side note Bernie so cucked he is in an arena of people screaming how much they want him and he still tells them to vote for Hillary
#123007 - braus
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(07/26/2016) [-]
#123006 - braus
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(07/25/2016) [-]
Deb is a MESS.
Deb is a WASTE.
Deb is a BIG FAT MISTAKE.
#123002 - anon
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(07/25/2016) [-]
I'm really trying not to let funnyjunk dictate who I vote for, but honestly both candidates look fucking awful and I'm finding myself leaning toward the one that shouldn't be in prison right now. Does anyone have any unbiased lol sources about both parties or can anyone explain who their voting for and why?
#123016 to #123002 - plataeiou
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(07/26/2016) [-]
GJ
#123009 to #123002 - whitechino
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(07/26/2016) [-]
Just throw your vote in the garbage with me, keep your integrity, and vote for Gary "big dick" Johnson.
#123005 to #123002 - braus
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(07/25/2016) [-]
Yeah, I'm unbiased. You should vote Trump.
#123017 to #123005 - plataeiou
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(07/26/2016) [-]
<_<
#123021 to #123017 - braus
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(07/26/2016) [-]
>.>
#123022 to #123021 - plataeiou
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(07/26/2016) [-]
I'm going to judge you now.
#123004 to #123002 - figatron
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(07/25/2016) [-]
Johnson because both socialism (democratic or otherwise) and Trump's brand of populism fused with protectionism are terrible choices. At some point lesser of two evils doesn't cut it. I'm not fully libertarian but at least Johnson believes in liberty. That's more then I can say for anyone else
#123003 to #123002 - kanadetenshi
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(07/25/2016) [-]
I'm not Murrican but i'm supporting Gary Johnson. He's a balanced candidate with very successful terms as governor. He has the experience and makes the most sense on economic and foreign policy.
#123001 - kanadetenshi
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(07/25/2016) [-]
mfw we have 4 whole days to enjoy the chaos of the democratic convention.
#122991 - asotil
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(07/25/2016) [-]
>Check DNC snapchat because bored
>Every 3 snaps an ad plays for a bank or another service
>"The Republican side is corrupt, vote for us so we can stop greed and buyouts"
>Bernie boo'ed by his own voters
>People screaming "This is what democracy looks like" while waving around signs that say Bernie or Emails
>The only thing I've actually heard anyone say on why we need to vote for ____ is "Because we NEED to stop Donald Trump"

Jews are you ok this isn't even fun at this point
#122993 to #122991 - youregaylol
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(07/25/2016) [-]
If I was Hillary I would fake a bomb scare from a evil racist white male bernie supporter with trump sentiments. That way I could avoid speaking and rally all my opponents against whitey.
#122992 to #122991 - braus
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(07/25/2016) [-]
And there's still 3 more days left of the DNC
#122988 - youregaylol
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(07/25/2016) [-]
Libertarian Party Cringe Compilation
#122997 to #122988 - kanadetenshi
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(07/25/2016) [-]
Still the least worst convention this year.
#122990 to #122988 - youregaylol
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(07/25/2016) [-]
I thought starchild was well spoken.
#122989 to #122988 - youregaylol
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#122983 - braus
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(07/25/2016) [-]
I was watching CNN at my grandpa's house last night, and for some reason they were making a big deal out of Kaine being the first Vice Presidential candidate EVER to speak fluent Spanish.

Holy shit.
#122987 to #122983 - youregaylol
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(07/25/2016) [-]
The first VP who can apologize in two languages.
#122986 to #122983 - kanadetenshi
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(07/25/2016) [-]
When you're that desperate to find something interesting about Kaine.
#122985 to #122983 - cognosceteipsum
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(07/25/2016) [-]
Call me back when they have a vice presidential candidate that speaks mongolian, chechnyan, finnish or polish
#122973 - kanadetenshi
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(07/25/2016) [-]
Bernie Sanders loudly booed after doubling down on Clinton/Kaine endorsement.
#122977 to #122973 - braus
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(07/25/2016) [-]
I don't know if I want socialists to vote Jill Stein because I want Trump to win, or because I genuinely feel bad Bernie voters and I want them to keep what's left of their dignity.
#122979 to #122977 - youregaylol
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(07/25/2016) [-]
I see it as a win win. If they're ideologically pure then its more likely Trump will win.

If they're not I can mock them for shilling out to the establishment.
#122981 to #122979 - braus
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(07/25/2016) [-]
...Is it happening?

I think it's happening.
#122978 to #122977 - kanadetenshi
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(07/25/2016) [-]
Why not both?
#122980 to #122978 - braus
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(07/25/2016) [-]
Would Bernie voters be more based if they actually had the balls to vote third party even if Trump would win? If they voted Hillary anyway after the leaks I'd say they were frauds.
#122982 to #122980 - kanadetenshi
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(07/25/2016) [-]
He'd have a spine. It'd be even more amazing if Sanders became Jill Stein's running mate.
#122984 to #122982 - braus
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(07/25/2016) [-]
Oh my god I'd be dying of laughter for the next 2 weeks if that happened.
#122956 - marinepenguin
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(07/25/2016) [-]
So at the DNC Bernie had a chance to try and relegitimize himself amidst these leaks plaguing the convention that show he was done wrong.

Instead he stayed behind Hillary and was nearly booed offstage by his own supporters.
#122961 to #122956 - youregaylol
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(07/25/2016) [-]
It was beautiful.
#122908 - joshlol
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(07/25/2016) [-]
Do you chaps across the pond really want to elect a redditor as your president?
#122945 to #122908 - Zaxplab
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(07/25/2016) [-]
To be fair, he's our only hope to stop Hillary. He's gotta use every single tool he possibly can.
#122919 to #122908 - kanadetenshi
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(07/25/2016) [-]
Apparently if doing an AMA on Reddit makes you a Redditor then you already have one.
#122910 to #122908 - youregaylol
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(07/25/2016) [-]
"chaps across the pond "

Why is it that everything you say is so disgustingly autistic.

I literally cringed.
#122912 to #122910 - joshlol
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(07/25/2016) [-]
>youregaylol walks into the laundromat to do his annual laundry duty
>manager smiles at him and says "good morning sir"
>youregaylol spergs out and calls him autistic
#122913 to #122912 - youregaylol
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(07/25/2016) [-]
Whose poor enough to not have a washing machine in their house.

Not only are you a sperg, you also probably live in a ghetto.
#122915 to #122913 - joshlol
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(07/25/2016) [-]
>youregaylol walks into his local blockbusters to rent 2001: A Space Odyssey
>clerk asks "Afternoon sir, can I assist you today?"
>youregaylol starts screeching unintelligibly at him
#122920 to #122915 - youregaylol
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(07/25/2016) [-]
your text color is dehydrated urine
#122925 to #122920 - joshlol
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(07/25/2016) [-]
>yourgaylol steps into his local Vinsetta Garage
>waiter approaches him and says "Hello sir, before you order would you like to see our drinks menu? You look a little dehydrated"
>visibly angered, youregaylol does a kickflip 360, pulls out his john thomas and proceeds to coat the restaurant in his urine
#122936 to #122925 - youregaylol
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(07/25/2016) [-]
i tried to use my colored text but it didn't work, is it glitching now or what
#122963 to #122936 - joshlol
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(07/25/2016) [-]
shouldn't be
just enter a hex and click save
#122926 to #122925 - cognosceteipsum
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(07/25/2016) [-]
this guy is getting too btfo these days

leave him alone josh you've done your part i can take it from here
#122927 to #122926 - youregaylol
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(07/25/2016) [-]
Pro tip, if you have to tell other people you've blown someone the fuck out, you didn't blow them the fuck out.
#122930 to #122927 - cognosceteipsum
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(07/25/2016) [-]
mad/mad
#122933 to #122930 - youregaylol
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(07/25/2016) [-]
I triggered this crazy faggot so much that all he can do is repeat himself, haha.

Hope he doesn't try to shank me.
#122938 to #122933 - theism
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(07/25/2016) [-]
>Not recognizing the x/x format

You're memes are weak.
#122941 to #122938 - youregaylol
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(07/25/2016) [-]
>spamming is a meme
#122942 to #122941 - theism
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(07/25/2016) [-]
Oh shit nvm, I didn't see the rest of it.
#122935 to #122933 - cognosceteipsum
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(07/25/2016) [-]
mad/mad
#122918 to #122915 - cognosceteipsum
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(07/25/2016) [-]
watch out this hikky burgerit will wente'd mad
#122921 to #122918 - youregaylol
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(07/25/2016) [-]
I dont mean to be racist but if you're going to speak Arabic you should do it in Saudi Arabia or Sweden.
#122922 to #122921 - cognosceteipsum
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(07/25/2016) [-]
mad/mad
#122923 to #122922 - youregaylol
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(07/25/2016) [-]
mom/stabbed
#122924 to #122923 - cognosceteipsum
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(07/25/2016) [-]
mad/mad
#122928 to #122924 - youregaylol
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(07/25/2016) [-]
"i stabbed a miniature wound maybe 1-2 centimeters wide in her fucking LEG" - jakob the bant king
#122929 to #122928 - cognosceteipsum
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(07/25/2016) [-]
mad/mad
#122931 to #122929 - youregaylol
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(07/25/2016) [-]
Are you really so unintelligent that you can't come up with an original reply, lol.

jakob the psycho stabber BTFO again.
#122937 to #122931 - cognosceteipsum
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(07/25/2016) [-]
you know that if you have to say that you btfo'd somebody you haven't btfo'd somebody
#122939 to #122937 - youregaylol
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(07/25/2016) [-]
"if you have to tell other people you've blown someone the fuck out, you didn't blow them the fuck out."

I'm telling you, not some random faggot in the hopes that he'll support me.

If only your reading skills were as high as your ability to cut your relatives.
#122940 to #122939 - cognosceteipsum
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(07/25/2016) [-]
meh i'm bored of this

cya
#122943 to #122940 - youregaylol
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(07/25/2016) [-]
Wait, I think if you post mad/mad one more time all your dreams will come true.

I'll disappear and your mother will find a way to love you again.
#122944 to #122943 - cognosceteipsum
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(07/25/2016) [-]
actually that was really funny

keep going
#122914 to #122913 - cognosceteipsum
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(07/25/2016) [-]
Who's*
learn english
#122917 to #122914 - youregaylol
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(07/25/2016) [-]
learn not to stab your family
#122909 to #122908 - anon
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(07/25/2016) [-]
Better than having a professional crook as a president.
#122907 - youregaylol
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(07/25/2016) [-]
what is a fart in
#122932 to #122907 - theism
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(07/25/2016) [-]
When Trump hosts a speech basically.
#122934 to #122932 - youregaylol
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(07/25/2016) [-]
Quick, before anyone sees that delete it and try again.

I won't tell anyone about it, promise.
#122911 to #122907 - anon
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(07/25/2016) [-]
A FART-IN IS WHEN FAT BEN BLOCKS AN AREA AND FARTS TOWARDS THE CROWD
#122905 - youregaylol
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(07/25/2016) [-]
"Trump bridging the gap the first three times were just flukes, it's all down hill from here"
#122906 to #122905 - youregaylol
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(07/25/2016) [-]
Also Trump is doing an AMA--on The_Donald!

Basically cucking /r/IAmA/ and their liberal manlet userbase.
#122948 to #122906 - theism
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(07/25/2016) [-]
Alternatively he knows he can't function outside and echo chamber.
#122950 to #122948 - youregaylol
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(07/25/2016) [-]
Or, more likely, he recognizes that mainland reddit is a liberal hivemind and he doesn't want to get torn apart by low tier trolls with 500 upboots.

Yeah, thats it.
#122952 to #122950 - theism
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(07/25/2016) [-]
Most of Reddit doesn't ban you for opinions. Thedonald, SRS and conservative are some of the few that do.
#122954 to #122952 - youregaylol
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(07/25/2016) [-]
haha, you say the darnedest things when you're in shill mode

tell me how Hillary is trustworthy next
#122955 to #122954 - theism
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(07/25/2016) [-]
I'm voting Gary Johnson so idgaf about Hillary.
#122957 to #122955 - youregaylol
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(07/25/2016) [-]
Open borders and free weed 2016
#122958 to #122957 - theism
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(07/25/2016) [-]
I love the things Trump supporters fixate on. Who new you loved naked fat men so much.
#122959 to #122958 - youregaylol
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(07/25/2016) [-]
"Pointing out that my party is a joke? Well that makes you a joke AND GAY HAHA TRUMPSTERS REKT"

Also there was a vote to kick this dude out of your party and it failed.
#122962 to #122959 - theism
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(07/25/2016) [-]
>Voting on party lines and not on issues
#122964 to #122962 - youregaylol
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(07/25/2016) [-]
I'm glad that Gary Johnson is focusing on the real issues like whether heroin should be sold to children and if it's legal for the US to enforce "imaginary lines" (ie borders).

But lol Trump supporters so crazy ahah

Honestly this is hilarious. Before I just thought you were some bernie whiner, now I see that you actually support Gary Johnson. Gary fucking Johnson, all these lame shitposts about how stupid Trump supporters are for supporting a crazy candidate and you're supporting old post seizure Rocky.
#122965 to #122964 - theism
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(07/25/2016) [-]
If you can't come with anything better than a weak strawman then why try? Then again you think 45% tariffs and 3000 mile walls are intelligent solutions to problems.
#122966 to #122965 - youregaylol
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(07/25/2016) [-]
And you think nations don't exist and that it's debatable whether 8 year olds have the right to shoot meth into their little arms.

I think I'm more reasonable tbh.
#122967 to #122966 - theism
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(07/25/2016) [-]
Repeating the same strawman argument doesn't make it any more true.
#122968 to #122967 - youregaylol
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(07/25/2016) [-]
Right back at you, my bitcoin loving friend.
#122969 to #122968 - theism
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(07/25/2016) [-]
You still don't know what a strawman is do you?
#122970 to #122969 - youregaylol
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(07/25/2016) [-]
I do, but I'm starting to suspect that you don't.

Or you're just ignorant and can't recognize your own hypocrisy.
#122974 to #122970 - theism
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(07/25/2016) [-]
When you consistently put forth and argument no one made, there is no reason for anyone to take you seriously. Address the claims real people make, not ones from you're imaginary friends.
#122975 to #122974 - youregaylol
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(07/25/2016) [-]
You put forth an argument I didn't make first.

Fuck, your hypocritical ignorance is annoying. Please just waste your vote, thx.
#122976 to #122975 - theism
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When did I do that exactly?
#122904 - youregaylol
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