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#74311 - anonymous (12/16/2014) [-]
If there were no laws, there'd be no crime.

What do you have to say to that, statists?
#74313 to #74311 - anonymous (12/16/2014) [-]
I sometimes think one anon talks to himself in the entire thread.
#74317 to #74313 - anonymous (12/16/2014) [-]
We are the anon collective. We are many, we are one.
#74319 to #74317 - anonymous (12/16/2014) [-]
Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
#74322 to #74319 - anonymous (12/16/2014) [-]
FAT BEN MADE POOP
#74312 to #74311 - anonymous (12/16/2014) [-]
That statement bases morals on laws and assumes that if nothing is against the law then nothing is wrong. It makes you just as bad as the statists who think something being against the law automatically makes it evil or wrong.
#74309 - anonymous (12/16/2014) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**anonymous rolls My reply is no**

DID FAT BEN MAKE POOP ON LEVVY'S HEAD?
#74310 to #74309 - anonymous (12/16/2014) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**anonymous rolls Better not tell you now**

WHAT ABOUT SCHNIZEL?
#74304 - anonymous (12/16/2014) [-]
Ferguson, Bosnian Death Immigrant Warning!


Oh gurd.
#74305 to #74304 - schnizel ONLINE (12/16/2014) [-]
Bosnian invasion force will soon arrive.
#74306 to #74305 - anonymous (12/16/2014) [-]
We all gon' get schnizeled!
#74297 - anonymous (12/16/2014) [-]
This will help you in your search for the truth.
User avatar #74281 - schnizel ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
How's life?
User avatar #74340 to #74332 - schnizel ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
Where's that?
#74300 to #74281 - alimais (12/16/2014) [-]
I'm having my mandatory military service next month.

6 months as a pioneer ( de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pionier_ (Milit%C3%A4r) )

Building bridges n shit and playing a lot in the dirt
#74302 to #74300 - alimais (12/16/2014) [-]
Too bad we have very few of those because I'd rather drive with one of those. well, at least I can do the driving license if I want
User avatar #74292 to #74281 - feelythefeel (12/15/2014) [-]
Got honour roll, es bretty gud.
User avatar #74296 to #74292 - lulzformalaysiaair (12/16/2014) [-]
i alweys get honor role 2, also stop spelling like a candian u feg
#74294 to #74292 - youregaylol (12/15/2014) [-]
fucking nerd
go read a book dork
#74307 to #74294 - anonymous (12/16/2014) [-]
uneducated dolt
go read a picture book dummy
#74298 to #74294 - anonymous (12/16/2014) [-]
Stfu you little shit. I hate you more than your ass buddy.
#74299 to #74298 - youregaylol (12/16/2014) [-]
just for clarification purposes, who is my ass buddy
User avatar #74291 to #74281 - pebar (12/15/2014) [-]
meh
we'll see when I get my grades for this semester
#74275 - anonymous (12/15/2014) [-]
brb
#74274 - anonymous (12/15/2014) [-]
Oh fuck!
User avatar #74271 - kanadetenshi ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
Can't pwnis the Monis.
User avatar #74266 - reaperoxide (12/15/2014) [-]
I think it is hilarious how retard americans think the Sydney siege could have been avoided if guns weren't banned. Like how stupid can you get?
User avatar #74278 to #74266 - schnizel ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
schnizel:
*pulls out gun*
User avatar #74267 to #74266 - kanadetenshi ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
I think it is hilarious how retard liberals think the Sydney siege could have been avoided if guns were banned. Like how stupid can you get?
User avatar #74268 to #74267 - reaperoxide (12/15/2014) [-]
Remind me, how many shootings has america had in comparison to Aus? I'm willing to say it is significantly higher.
#74288 to #74268 - cabbagemayhem (12/15/2014) [-]
America has a culture problem, not a gun problem. Our gun rights keep our violent lower than it would be. Banning guns would increase it like it did in the U.K. and Australia. That argument is repeatedly raised and repeatedly refuted.
User avatar #74282 to #74268 - lulzformalaysiaair (12/15/2014) [-]
No response so you know you got rekt...
#74284 to #74282 - anonymous (12/15/2014) [-]
Stfu you little shit
User avatar #74277 to #74268 - pebar (12/15/2014) [-]
more people are killed by vending machines than by mass shootings
User avatar #74269 to #74268 - kanadetenshi ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
>Implying there aren't more complex factors like media sensationalism and a far higher population density.

Not only do most shootings happen in states with the strictest gun laws but non-US countries with freedom of gun ownership generally have less gun crime. Should also be noted that while gun crime may be higher in the US than a lot of European countries, european ones have larger crime rates in other weaponry.

Strict gun laws also didn't stop Breivik from committing the largest mass shooting.
#74272 to #74269 - anonymous (12/15/2014) [-]
Should also be noted that while gun crime may be higher in the US than a lot of European countries, european ones have larger crime rates in other weaponry.

No shit.

And it's funny that you accuse him for simplifying something, when you do exactly the same thing.
User avatar #74276 to #74272 - kanadetenshi ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
The point is that banning a weapon won't stop crime, people can just as easily commit crimes using other weapons. You can as easily say that knife crime is higher in the UK because we haven't banned knives.
#74279 to #74276 - anonymous (12/15/2014) [-]
I know what the point was, it was just that it was so obvious that people will go to other means, when something is not available.

Knives are way less lethal effective than guns are, and it's pretty fucking hard to perform a mass-killing with one, so knife-violence is preferably than the other one.
User avatar #74280 to #74279 - kanadetenshi ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
You're trying to justify knife crime now....
#74286 to #74280 - anonymous (12/15/2014) [-]
Nice reading comprehension. What would you prefer, being attacked by someone with a gun, or someone with a knife?
#74303 to #74286 - alimais (12/16/2014) [-]
Crossbows & nailsguns are also hella scary
Making WMD with chopped vegetables, meat , a bit dirt and a glass with a bit of water

or Chlorine tabs, plastic bottle with isopropyl alcohol is also scary.

Guns don't mean shit you can make pretty much mass killing machines with everything in your kitchen.

But talking like this could go on for years the point is if it immensely lowers crime and protects you then it's a good thing.
User avatar #74287 to #74286 - kanadetenshi ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
With neither since i don't wanna die.
#74290 to #74287 - anonymous (12/15/2014) [-]
>> to 74280,
#74250 - robinwilliamson (12/15/2014) [-]
If we want to solve the Capital Punishment puzzle, why don't we entertain the idea that if you want to charge someone with the death penalty, then once it's their turn to die after the legal work is done, you shoot them in the head yourself, barrel directly to the back of the head.

If they deserve it, kill them yourself. I might, if I knew for absolute sure I was shooting the right person. Maybe some other people would, too.
However, I doubt the majority of proponents would be willing to pull that trigger, especially given how often we're not actually sure it's the right person.
User avatar #74283 to #74250 - lulzformalaysiaair (12/15/2014) [-]
I would 100% do it. I dont value the lives of murderers or rapists or sexual predators.
#74289 to #74283 - anonymous (12/15/2014) [-]
But dont you support homosexuals?
User avatar #74264 to #74250 - levvy (12/15/2014) [-]
what if you shot and later found out it was the wrong person, how would you personally feel knowing you killed a man/woman who committed no crime?
User avatar #74265 to #74264 - robinwilliamson (12/15/2014) [-]
That issue clears up the lack of empathy people have for the innocent people that die by the hands of the state.
This just changes who kills the person.

Unless you know for absolute sure it's the right person, it's going to be hell trying to pull the trigger.
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#74241 - anonymous (12/15/2014) [-]
#74245 to #74241 - cabbagemayhem (12/15/2014) [-]
Population density has the biggest effect on that. Coastal cities are more likely to have a higher population and have more trade and, hence, pay more taxes. Coastal cities are also more likely to be less conservative because of immigrants. In fact, the only reason the incredible regulations in those cities don't collapse their economy is because of their location.
User avatar #74243 to #74241 - pebar (12/15/2014) [-]
You know agriculture is very heavily subsidized in the US, right?
You know food stamps and other welfare programs are effectively subsidizing farms, right?
You'll notice a sizable chunk of those states are pretty rural and used for farming.
User avatar #74240 - jadewest (12/15/2014) [-]
www.reddit.com/live/u2pwph99rvy6

Islamic Extremists taking Aussies hostage, police are on the scene, its happening guys
#74270 to #74240 - anonymous (12/15/2014) [-]
Guess it's time to start 4 months of a one sided debate that goes fucking nowhere and only serves to inflate the ego of wannabe political nagantfags.
#74244 to #74240 - pebar (12/15/2014) [-]
and then they blame the gun instead of the terrorist
and then they blame the gun instead of the terrorist
#74308 to #74244 - anonymous (12/16/2014) [-]
when they should gun the terrorist instead of the blame
#74223 - pebar (12/14/2014) [-]
the country is fucked up
Columbia Law School Allows Students to Postpone Exams the country is fucked up
#74221 - anonymous (12/13/2014) [-]
thirdreichconfessions2.tumblr.com/

ey yo schnizel. I found your blog.
User avatar #74228 to #74221 - schnizel ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
lel
#74211 - alimais (12/13/2014) [-]
Anyone knows that crazy ass Alex Jones ?    
   
He's the best comedian there is
Anyone knows that crazy ass Alex Jones ?

He's the best comedian there is
User avatar #74230 to #74211 - levvy (12/14/2014) [-]
classic libertarian media, that man is crazy
User avatar #74237 to #74230 - mixednuts (12/14/2014) [-]
I wouldn't say Libertarian.
He's a self-declared "Paleoconservative"

He also believes that the free market is making us gay by putting estrogen in our food.

But if it makes you feel any better, Rand Paul has appeared on his show several times.

User avatar #74214 to #74211 - ablueguy (12/13/2014) [-]
The guy has always seemed like controlled opposition to me.
User avatar #74215 to #74214 - alimais (12/13/2014) [-]
To me too
User avatar #74220 to #74215 - mixednuts (12/13/2014) [-]
Most likely not.

He's a businessman, ever see his water filters?
#74234 to #74220 - anonymous (12/14/2014) [-]
>businessman
>another word for merchant
>merchant
>merchants are rich
>rich, owning lots of money
>Money used to be made from gold
>gold
>gold is mined from underground
>underground
THATS WHERE THE LIZARD PEOPLE COME FROM, DAVID ICKE WAS RIGHT
User avatar #74239 to #74234 - plumpbooty (12/15/2014) [-]
You had me at merchant.
User avatar #74198 - marinepenguin ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
Just found this posted somewhere. Thought it was a good read.

By Lt Daniel Furseth

Today, I stopped caring about my fellow man. I stopped caring about my community, my neighbors, and those I serve. I stopped caring today because a once noble profession has become despised, hated, distrusted, and mostly unwanted.

I stopped caring today because parents refuse to teach their kids right from wrong and blame us when they are caught breaking the law. I stopped caring today because parents tell their little kids to be good or “the police will take you away” embedding a fear from year one. Moms hate us in their schools because we frighten them and remind them of the evil that lurks in the world.

They would rather we stay unseen, but close by if needed, but readily available to “fix their kid.” I stopped caring today because we work to keep our streets safe from mayhem in the form of reckless, drunk, high, or speeding drivers, only to be hated for it, yet hated even more because we didn’t catch the drunk before he killed someone they may know.

Nevertheless, we are just another tool used by government to generate “revenue.” I stopped caring today because Liberals hate the police as we carry guns, scare kids, and take away their drugs. We always kill innocent people with unjust violence. We are called bullies for using a Taser during a fight, but are condemned further for not first tasing the guy who pulls a gun on us.

And if we do have to shoot, we are asked “why didn’t you just shoot the gun out of their hand?” And when one of us is killed by the countless attacks that do happen (but are rarely reported in the mainstream media) the haters say, “Its just part of the job.” I stopped caring today because Conservatives hate us as we are “the Government.” We try to take away their guns, freedoms, and liberty at every turn.
User avatar #74199 to #74198 - marinepenguin ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
We represent a “Police State” where “jackbooted badge-wearing thugs” randomly attack innocent people without cause or concern for constitutional rights. We are Waco, Ruby Ridge, and Rodney King all rolled into one lone police officer stopping to help change an old lady’s tire. I stopped caring today as no one wants us around, but instantly demands answers, results, arrests, when a crime takes place.

If a crime isn’t solved within the allocated 60 minutes it takes CSI on television, we are inept, incompetent, or covering something up. If we do get “lucky” it was just that and everyone with a Facebook account can post wonderful comments of how “they” would solve the case and how “we” are not nearly as clever.

I stopped caring today because a video of a cop six states away, from a department that you never heard of, screws up and forgets his oath of honor, thus firing up an internet lynch-mob of cop haters even though 99% of us work twice as hard not to end up in the news and to still be “the good guys.” We are “militarized” because we wear body armor and kevlar helmets when shots are fired or rocks thrown at us and carry scary looking rifles even though everyone knows that they are easier to shoot and are more accurate than a handgun or a shotgun.

I stopped caring today because the culture of today’s instantly connected youth is only there to take and never give back. To never accept responsibility for ones actions, but to blame everyone else instead of themselves. To ask “what is in it for me?” versus “what can I do for you?”

To idolize gangsters, thugs, sexually promiscuous behavior, and criminals over hard work, dedication, and achievement. To argue that getting stoned should be a right, yet getting a job or an education is a hassle. To steal verus earn. To hate versus help. Yes, I stopped caring today. But tomorrow, I will put my uniform back on and I will care again.
User avatar #74209 to #74199 - levvy (12/13/2014) [-]
libertarians will still say the the government is evil
#74210 to #74209 - cabbagemayhem (12/13/2014) [-]
Government's not evil. It's the idea that we can solve all our problems with government that results in evil. In fact, the greater root of evil, right next to the love of money, is the polar opposite: the false notion that it is invariably noble to sacrifice oneself for others. I would be surprised if you understood this the first time through.
User avatar #74231 to #74210 - levvy (12/14/2014) [-]
"the false notion that it is invariably noble to sacrifice oneself for others."

you have autism.
#74233 to #74231 - cabbagemayhem (12/14/2014) [-]
what you think they mean
User avatar #74235 to #74233 - levvy (12/14/2014) [-]
you are a coward if you think that
#74236 to #74235 - cabbagemayhem (12/14/2014) [-]
Do you ever make sense?
User avatar #74246 to #74236 - levvy (12/15/2014) [-]
sense? okay.

libertarian ideals don't even work in theory, they never have and never will. you are just a bunch of anti-establishment children.
#74251 to #74246 - cabbagemayhem (12/15/2014) [-]
...he said as he made a post on the internet. I'm pretty sure you've been told enough to know better than to say that if you had any brains. Come back when you catch up with the rest of the world.
#74252 to #74251 - levvy (12/15/2014) [-]
go plot the downfall of the big bad government for me okay little boy?

grow up.
#74254 to #74252 - cabbagemayhem (12/15/2014) [-]
Not only that, but you thumb people down who you reply to. How dumb can you be?
#74253 to #74252 - cabbagemayhem (12/15/2014) [-]
I already responded to that image for you weeks ago. If you clicked my profile you'd know I'm not a kid. I assume you're a kid, because if you're an adult then you are in one of the lowest category reasoning skills I encounter. Either way, you have got to be the slowest person on this board, and there are Nazis here. Do you have any other stupid remarks to make?
#74255 to #74253 - levvy (12/15/2014) [-]
>says the libertarian

lol
#74256 to #74255 - cabbagemayhem (12/15/2014) [-]
Good luck, kid.
#74257 to #74256 - levvy (12/15/2014) [-]
this is what you fight for.

you much have a low IQ or hate freedom.
#74258 to #74257 - cabbagemayhem (12/15/2014) [-]
Anarchism and Libertarianism are not the same *sigh*

"you much have a low IQ or hate freedom"
haha. no
User avatar #74259 to #74258 - levvy (12/15/2014) [-]
They are not, but in real life they end the same way.
#74260 to #74259 - cabbagemayhem (12/15/2014) [-]
No, they don't.
User avatar #74261 to #74260 - levvy (12/15/2014) [-]
Go to Somalia and see Libertarianism first hand
User avatar #74263 to #74262 - levvy (12/15/2014) [-]
The charts say its fine!

I said see for yourself. not some chart.
User avatar #74213 to #74210 - marinepenguin ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
How is sacrificing yourself for another not noble? Other then maybe the idea of it being noble causing many to try and be a hero, resulting in some accidental needless death.
#74216 to #74213 - cabbagemayhem (12/13/2014) [-]
Not including true acts of compassion, the desire to appear noble by sacrificing oneself for others (white knighting), and worse, the idea that if someone doesn't, they are selfish trash, is unnatural and ultimately has a net negative benefit for everyone.

Those who direct their "selfish" efforts to better themselves (and only help others as is put on their hearts) is more efficient because they are driven by their natural drive, and because everyone knows their own needs more than they know the needs of others.

Look at it from outside the window. The people we admire most in movies are not the white nights in gleaming armor who nobly appear to save the princess, but the unlikely hero who is cunningly selfish and mostly minds his own business. He only saves the princess by circumstance, and when he ultimately makes a sacrifice, it's a real sacrifice for a very good and personal reason.
User avatar #74217 to #74216 - marinepenguin ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
Okay then I can understand that. Like I said, with the whole idea of wanting to appear as a hero, so it's still a selfish act in the end. I would agree with you then.
#74218 to #74217 - cabbagemayhem (12/13/2014) [-]
Yeah, but they usually think they're being altruistic. Compare today's SJW's and yesterday's /b/. /b/'s selfish antics and rare acts of justice are admired more than SJW's remorseless, self-righteous assaults against comedians.
User avatar #74219 to #74218 - marinepenguin ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
Completely agree.
User avatar #74190 - plumpbooty (12/13/2014) [-]
>tfw /pol/ had been ded for almost a week now
User avatar #74222 to #74190 - akkere ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
>hop on /pol/ yesterday to see if anything's changed
>"I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT"
>lolicon thread, in which the opening post is literally a dude eating a baby out
>gore
>the only silver lining is that it's a magical world where everyone has dubs
>This isn't actually silver lining

Sometimes I wonder if moot is trying to mulch /pol/ into a brand new Random board.
User avatar #74238 to #74222 - plumpbooty (12/15/2014) [-]
>IDs
Yep, that's exactly what he's trying to do.
User avatar #74200 to #74190 - lulzformalaysiaair (12/13/2014) [-]
>go to /pol/ 2 days ago
>see if its still dead
>first couple posts are spam of scary ass images
NOPE NOPE NOPE
User avatar #74195 to #74190 - levvy (12/13/2014) [-]
>/pol/ fags

nothing lost
User avatar #74194 to #74190 - kanadetenshi ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
Welcome to /s4s/ 2.0
#74187 - anonymous (12/13/2014) [-]
Are there any right wing parties in the UK that aren't pants on head retarded?
User avatar #74201 to #74187 - lulzformalaysiaair (12/13/2014) [-]
UKIP, fucking idiot.
User avatar #74232 to #74201 - levvy (12/14/2014) [-]
he said not pants on head retarded
#74224 to #74201 - anonymous (12/14/2014) [-]
>Nigel Farage
User avatar #74193 to #74187 - kanadetenshi ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
Are there any pants-on-head retards that aren't UK's in the parties?
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