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User avatar #606448 - platypussy (06/23/2014) [-]
Friend codes? Trying to complete national dex, friend safari will help

2638 0875 5688
User avatar #606439 - deandrummer (06/23/2014) [-]
good nidoking counter? he always fucks my UU team
User avatar #606442 to #606439 - alicorn ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
Any water type
User avatar #606451 to #606442 - deandrummer (06/23/2014) [-]
im just gonna run goodra
User avatar #606444 to #606442 - supertanto (06/23/2014) [-]
thunderbolt tho
User avatar #606446 to #606444 - nomora (06/23/2014) [-]
Milotic and Suicune can tank one.
User avatar #606447 to #606446 - supertanto (06/23/2014) [-]
Yes but not every water type can
User avatar #606449 to #606447 - nomora (06/23/2014) [-]
Those that can't and are relevant can Aqua Jet it.
User avatar #606453 to #606449 - deandrummer (06/23/2014) [-]
tfw running shitty empoleon and not willing to change it to something better

AV goodra seems to be working pretty well on nidoking though
User avatar #606452 to #606449 - supertanto (06/23/2014) [-]
Floatzel's aqua jet won't 1HKO but nidoking's thunderbolt will
User avatar #606457 to #606452 - nomora (06/23/2014) [-]
And when the hell is Nidoking ever at full HP?
User avatar #606458 to #606457 - supertanto (06/23/2014) [-]
252 Atk Choice Band Floatzel Aqua Jet vs. 4 HP / 0 Def Nidoking: 210-248 (69 - 81.5%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
it doesn't even have to be
User avatar #606461 to #606458 - leobaloy (06/23/2014) [-]
252+ Atk Floatzel Waterfall vs. 4 HP / 0 Def Nidoking: 162-192 (103.1 - 122.2%) -- guaranteed OHKO

Adamant floatzel w/o item ohko's nidoking, not to mention it outspeeds timid nidoking at the same time

Floatzel is my fav pokeyman.
User avatar #606463 to #606461 - supertanto (06/23/2014) [-]
[insert fanfic about dawn fucking her buizel here]
#606465 to #606463 - leobaloy (06/23/2014) [-]
replace the necessary words with buizel/floatzel
User avatar #606466 to #606465 - supertanto (06/23/2014) [-]
"God! You're so fast! More... it feels so incredibly hard and fast... Pound my cunt, please..." Dawn pleaded, looking for more hard thrusts into her love passage which was extremely slick by now, enabling insanely fast sex. She caressed Buizel's head again, thanking him for his wonderful mating skills that were definitaly going to make her climax again. Buizel gave her a sly look, confident from the pleas he got from her. He gave her hot cavern another hard pound before he pulled out a little and stopped. "Bui bui, buizel buiz bui..." he said, setting his paws under her left leg and pushing it up, trying to direct her to do something for him..."
User avatar #606471 to #606467 - supertanto (06/23/2014) [-]
wait this is the one i was thinking of. Its a guy and his male buizel
www.fanfiction.net/s/6412684/1/Love-and-Lust-A-Pokemon-Erotic-Story
#606502 to #606471 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/23/2014) [-]
I'm not surprised you know where to find shit like this

I'm also not clicking on that
User avatar #606503 to #606502 - leobaloy (06/23/2014) [-]
logged me out for some reason, weird
User avatar #606585 to #606503 - supertanto (06/23/2014) [-]
i actually only know of this because like a year and a half ago another board frequenter (derpityhurr) lost a bet and had to read this out loud and recor dis and put it on the board's youtube channel
User avatar #606586 to #606585 - leobaloy (06/23/2014) [-]
Is that your second account? Huehueue

I imagine it would be funny, like a bunch of vocaroo threads that sometimes frequent /v/

Either way, floatzel is pretty legit, you should use it on showdown if you ever do uu or w/e the fuck it would be
User avatar #606588 to #606587 - leobaloy (06/23/2014) [-]
its good brah
User avatar #606464 to #606463 - supertanto (06/23/2014) [-]
or wait was it Barry
User avatar #606459 to #606458 - nomora (06/23/2014) [-]
Add in Rocks, a layer or two of Spikes, and at least 10% from a previous Life Orb damage, for the situation to be more like how it would look normally.
User avatar #606460 to #606459 - supertanto (06/23/2014) [-]
interesting
once again you know everything and are right, despite having playing competitively in who knows how long
*tips fedora*
*tips cancer*
User avatar #606462 to #606460 - nomora (06/23/2014) [-]
I never said shit about that.
User avatar #606426 - Marker ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
goddammit Gates to Infinity give me my fucking Meloetta
User avatar #606432 to #606426 - allnamesrtaken (06/22/2014) [-]
You can get one from that game?
Looks like I better actually start playing it.
User avatar #606433 to #606432 - Marker ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
I don't know if it actually joins your team but it sets up a shop that can play all the BGM

You can get a few other legends late game like Tornadus and its trio, Cobalion, and Terrakion. You get Virizion really early and Keldeo right after you beat the game
User avatar #606434 to #606433 - allnamesrtaken (06/22/2014) [-]
Ah, I thought I could transfer it to Pokemon Y.
User avatar #606438 to #606434 - Marker ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
so I found it, and no it does not join your team, but the music facility it builds does play some tracks from Time/Darkness/Sky

Anyway, it's a good game all around, has some interesting new mechanics as well. There's a few flaws, but all in all I'd say it's worth getting. Don't think you can transfer to X/Y though
User avatar #606441 to #606438 - allnamesrtaken (06/23/2014) [-]
Oh, I have the game, but I sorta lost interest in it not too far through.
I picked it back up again on my road trip recently, and it was pretty entertaining.
User avatar #606777 to #606441 - Marker ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
k I was wrong there's a point where you can get Meloetta to join you
gg
User avatar #606412 - allnamesrtaken (06/22/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/pokemon/perfect+team/TpaLLGc/
tfw I did this exact same thing on Pokemon Showdown months ago
User avatar #606392 - gongthehawkeye (06/22/2014) [-]
So I just beat Burgh, the "Most Insect Artist"
Fire Punch Darumaka too stronk
Surprisingly haven't had any team members die in a while, had some close calls with sudden crits and the like, but all in all I'm feeling pretty confident about this nuzlocke.
Current team:
Casablanca- Dewott Lv 21
R-Madness (Reefer Madness)- Herdier Lv 20
ChickenRun- Pidove Lv 20
DarkKnight- Woobat Lv 21
Avengers- Timburr Lv 21
Hellboy- Darumaka Lv 22
User avatar #606475 to #606392 - nomora (06/23/2014) [-]
Murphy's Law should be taking effect shortly.
User avatar #606427 to #606392 - Marker ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
B/W or 2?
#606388 - supertanto (06/22/2014) [-]
Does anyone have any of these pokemon as a male, with good IVs? Need to breed one with roserade or sleep powder

or ya know a roserade with good IVs and sleep powder would work too
User avatar #606394 to #606388 - gongthehawkeye (06/22/2014) [-]
My Venusaur might work
User avatar #606396 to #606394 - supertanto (06/22/2014) [-]
does it have sleep powder? and what are the IVs?
User avatar #606398 to #606396 - gongthehawkeye (06/22/2014) [-]
Yes and 31 across the board.
Obviously this thing ain't legit.
User avatar #606399 to #606398 - supertanto (06/22/2014) [-]
I'll take it. I just need it for the night
User avatar #606401 to #606399 - gongthehawkeye (06/22/2014) [-]
Okay, just mention me when you're done with it.
I think I already have your FC.
User avatar #606406 to #606405 - gongthehawkeye (06/22/2014) [-]
There's a storm outside so the connections here are a little "ghetto"
User avatar #606411 to #606407 - gongthehawkeye (06/22/2014) [-]
By the way, do you need/want this Scraggy back?
User avatar #606437 to #606411 - supertanto (06/23/2014) [-]
nah its all good i have plenty
User avatar #606393 to #606388 - supertanto (06/22/2014) [-]
*for sleep powder
User avatar #606387 - saturated (06/22/2014) [-]
Really need a charizardite y

Does anybody have one for trade?
User avatar #606390 to #606389 - saturated (06/22/2014) [-]
Want anything in particular for it?
User avatar #606397 to #606391 - saturated (06/22/2014) [-]
don't have any of those unfortunately but I can get you any of these 5iv some with egg moves

Adamant huge power marill with aqua jet+belly drum
Adamant honedge
jolly scrappy kangaskhan
bold chansey with aromatherapy
jolly skill link shellder
calm serene grace togepi
User avatar #606408 to #606397 - supertanto (06/22/2014) [-]
hurry up nigga i gtg son
User avatar #606410 to #606409 - saturated (06/22/2014) [-]
1650 2389 6729 icey
User avatar #606402 to #606397 - supertanto (06/22/2014) [-]
I'll take the kang
2766 8649 7319
User avatar #606385 - shadowrated ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
dEnIsSsS would sweep everyone here
User avatar #606428 to #606422 - shadowrated ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
that haze shut the whole team down
User avatar #606423 to #606422 - allnamesrtaken (06/22/2014) [-]
I'm not the guy baton passing btw
#606373 - supertanto (06/22/2014) [-]
-rest, aromatherapy, sleep powder, venom drench, toxic spikes, extrasensory   
-black sludge, letovers, big root, assualt vest   
I... I just don't know   
   
-I like the idea of running rest natural cure, but roserade isn't really bulky enough to pull it off   
-running aromatherapy would be nice, but with scrafty holding a lum berry and natural cure, I'm not sure I could get enough use out of it   
-sleep powder is good but i hate being that cancerous and 75% accuracy is a little too risky, plus grass type switch ins now   
-venom drench might work nicely if sludge bomb can get the poison. If i could i'd do back in time and change greninja's spikes to toxic spikes, but i've put too much work into it to change it and re breed it   
-extrasenory with assault vest good give it enough sp.def to bulk a heatran's lava plume, espeon's/alakazam's psychic, and can survive 2 of togekiss's air slashes   
-black sludge or leftovers is the same thing basically but I have to consider what makotoitou was saying    
-big root is nice with giga drain but maybe it's not worth it
-rest, aromatherapy, sleep powder, venom drench, toxic spikes, extrasensory
-black sludge, letovers, big root, assualt vest
I... I just don't know

-I like the idea of running rest natural cure, but roserade isn't really bulky enough to pull it off
-running aromatherapy would be nice, but with scrafty holding a lum berry and natural cure, I'm not sure I could get enough use out of it
-sleep powder is good but i hate being that cancerous and 75% accuracy is a little too risky, plus grass type switch ins now
-venom drench might work nicely if sludge bomb can get the poison. If i could i'd do back in time and change greninja's spikes to toxic spikes, but i've put too much work into it to change it and re breed it
-extrasenory with assault vest good give it enough sp.def to bulk a heatran's lava plume, espeon's/alakazam's psychic, and can survive 2 of togekiss's air slashes
-black sludge or leftovers is the same thing basically but I have to consider what makotoitou was saying
-big root is nice with giga drain but maybe it's not worth it
User avatar #606376 to #606373 - supertanto (06/22/2014) [-]
Alright I've narrowed it down to one of these three
1. Roserade @ Big Root
Ability: Natural Cure
EVs: 252 SAtk / 4 SDef / 252 Spd
Timid Nature
- Giga Drain - Sludge Bomb - Dazzling Gleam - Sleep Powder

2. Roserade @ Black Sludge
Ability: Natural Cure
EVs: 4 SDef / 252 SAtk / 252 Spd
Timid Nature
- Giga Drain - Sludge Bomb- Toxic - Venom Drench

3. Roserade @ Assault Vest
Ability: Natural Cure
EVs: 252 SAtk / 4 SDef / 252 Spd
Timid Nature
- Giga Drain - Sludge Bomb - Dazzling Gleam - Shadow Ball
User avatar #606378 to #606376 - makotoitou ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
big root isn't wortj it. You need to do a ton of damage for the extra recoery to break even with leftovers.
User avatar #606379 to #606378 - supertanto (06/22/2014) [-]
hm. I suppose that it's really what it comes down to yeah? What will recover more, big root or sludge/leftovers
User avatar #606384 to #606379 - makotoitou ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
leftovers/sludge. I remember doing the math and if I remember correctly, you'd need to do about 50% of your health as damage to the enemy to equal leftovers, but if you're doing that uch damage lready, you could use specs or LO to deal more damage which returns as more healing.
User avatar #606377 to #606376 - supertanto (06/22/2014) [-]
I don't really like #2 anymore
User avatar #606374 to #606373 - makotoitou ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
eiher do a specs set with rest for when you can force a switch, or do the sleep powder/TSpikes lead set.
User avatar #606375 to #606374 - supertanto (06/22/2014) [-]
-...specs with rest? that seems a little too risky/gimmicky. Not a big fan of betting on predicting switches
-I normally lead with my spikes greninja anyway
#606364 - supertanto (06/22/2014) [-]
replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-133762568
and people still think that bulk out shed skin scrafty is a better set
User avatar #606366 to #606364 - fukkenbisharp (06/22/2014) [-]
bulk out is my favorite move too
User avatar #606367 to #606366 - supertanto (06/22/2014) [-]
*bulk up
thanks
#606354 - supertanto (06/22/2014) [-]
also one more question while I'm at it. Specs or Scarf on my Exploud?    
 Exploud (M) @ ???    
Ability: Scrappy    
EVs: 252 Spd / 252 SAtk / 4 HP    
Timid Nature    
- Boomburst    
- Surf    
- Ice Beam    
- Flamethrower
also one more question while I'm at it. Specs or Scarf on my Exploud?
Exploud (M) @ ???
Ability: Scrappy
EVs: 252 Spd / 252 SAtk / 4 HP
Timid Nature
- Boomburst
- Surf
- Ice Beam
- Flamethrower
User avatar #606443 to #606354 - alicorn ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
Why are you even asking this question, specs boom burst nigga
User avatar #606362 to #606354 - caradecocou (06/22/2014) [-]
If you don't care about being outsped, use specs. However, if you like going fast, and given it's timid, use a scarf
User avatar #606357 to #606354 - yusay ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
>252spe
User avatar #606359 to #606358 - yusay ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Exploud is way too slow with way too low a SpAtk stat to invest in speed.
User avatar #606360 to #606359 - supertanto (06/22/2014) [-]
that's why I'm invested in both
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#606347 - supertanto (06/22/2014) [-]
Best Roserade set. I've been using    
Roserade (F) @ Big Root   
Ability: Natural Cure   
EVs: 252 SAtk / 4 SDef / 252 Spd   
Modest Nature   
- Giga Drain   
- Sludge Bomb   
- Dazzling Gleam   
- Rest   
   
but I've never really used rest, and maybe black sludge or something is better than big root? Idk. Suggestions?
Best Roserade set. I've been using
Roserade (F) @ Big Root
Ability: Natural Cure
EVs: 252 SAtk / 4 SDef / 252 Spd
Modest Nature
- Giga Drain
- Sludge Bomb
- Dazzling Gleam
- Rest

but I've never really used rest, and maybe black sludge or something is better than big root? Idk. Suggestions?
User avatar #606371 to #606347 - supertanto (06/22/2014) [-]
so many choices i can't decide
User avatar #606356 to #606347 - supertanto (06/22/2014) [-]
its HP is steel if that makes a difference
User avatar #606368 to #606356 - fukkenbisharp (06/22/2014) [-]
hp steel is retarded
User avatar #606348 to #606347 - makotoitou ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Big Root is rarely ver worth it, do leftovers.

inb4 nah man black sludge: don't. it's another weapon an enemy trick user can debuff your team with.
User avatar #606349 to #606348 - supertanto (06/22/2014) [-]
wait I don't get what you mean when you say black sludge is bad
User avatar #606350 to #606349 - makotoitou ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
just read this, they said it better

www.smogon.com/bw/items/black_sludge
Most of the time, Black Sludge will be inferior to Leftovers. Why is this, I hear you ask? Surely Black Sludge is superior if held by a Poison-type, as not only does it heal the same amount, but it also damages any Pokemon who tries to use Trick? Well, yes, this is true. However, there is a problem with this—even if your opponent does accidentally get Black Sludge by Trick or Switcheroo, your Pokemon is still crippled, while the Trick user can just shrug and Trick your Black Sludge onto a different Pokemon on your team, later in the battle, thus crippling two Pokemon on your team, instead of one. Of course, you could always predict this and switch in your original Poison-type—but this is a gamble. In short, Leftovers is the safer item, even for Poison-types, but if you want to gamble with Black Sludge, they will be functionally identical in nearly all cases. Furthermore, if you are playing with Item Clause on, Black Sludge is a useful item to get essentially two copies of Leftovers (although in most metagames where Item Clause is used, such as VGC, Black Sludge is a poor item choice anyway as your Pokemon is unlikely to be around for long enough to appreciate the healing).
User avatar #606351 to #606350 - supertanto (06/22/2014) [-]
hmm maybe
User avatar #606337 - caradecocou (06/22/2014) [-]
supertanto, are you going to give us an hour warning?
User avatar #606343 to #606337 - supertanto (06/22/2014) [-]
well we only have like 6 people signed up so it might get postponed
User avatar #606380 to #606343 - deandrummer (06/22/2014) [-]
I'll join
User avatar #606382 to #606380 - supertanto (06/22/2014) [-]
i'll make another post later
User avatar #606381 to #606380 - supertanto (06/22/2014) [-]
woo. it'll be prolly be in a day or so
User avatar #606383 to #606381 - deandrummer (06/22/2014) [-]
and i'll probably actually MAKE it this time, too
#606328 - elitefourcaitlin (06/22/2014) [-]
i made a plushie guys
User avatar #606425 to #606328 - jadewest (06/22/2014) [-]
next make a gardevoir waifu pillow
User avatar #606404 to #606328 - mettih (06/22/2014) [-]
gib pls
User avatar #606415 to #606404 - elitefourcaitlin (06/22/2014) [-]
come to ny and its yours
User avatar #606416 to #606415 - mettih (06/22/2014) [-]
I was in ny last summer
User avatar #606429 to #606416 - elitefourcaitlin (06/22/2014) [-]
come again 4 me bby
User avatar #606365 to #606328 - arenaferox (06/22/2014) [-]
better than the kirby one.
User avatar #606345 to #606328 - supertanto (06/22/2014) [-]
almost as good as allnamesrtaken 's zorua
User avatar #606400 to #606355 - allnamesrtaken (06/22/2014) [-]
You should make a plushie out of this
User avatar #606414 to #606400 - elitefourcaitlin (06/22/2014) [-]
why would i waste fabric like that
User avatar #606418 to #606414 - allnamesrtaken (06/22/2014) [-]
Well why would you waste fabric on this garbage
User avatar #606339 to #606328 - scytherkris (06/22/2014) [-]
Looks terrible
You should send it me so I can see how terrible it is in person
#606329 to #606328 - elitefourcaitlin (06/22/2014) [-]
its only my second so its not amazing but its cute enough
#606333 to #606329 - gongthehawkeye (06/22/2014) [-]
nigga, dat shit's kawaii
nigga, dat shit's kawaii
User avatar #606330 to #606329 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
now clone it and jew for shinys
User avatar #606352 to #606330 - elitefourcaitlin (06/22/2014) [-]
get me a plushie cloning machine and its a deal
User avatar #606327 - aceshot ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Anyone got HA Abra?
User avatar #606424 to #606327 - gongthehawkeye (06/22/2014) [-]
I got 3, They all have meh IVs but okay natures.
Naive Hasty and Bold.
User avatar #606474 to #606424 - aceshot ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
natures, IV's, EV's and gender are irrelevant to me. I just need one with HA. I can breed IV's and natures myself.
User avatar #606509 to #606474 - gongthehawkeye (06/23/2014) [-]
3222-6415-4733
k, man
User avatar #606511 to #606509 - aceshot ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
what do you want in return?
1246-9934-4286
User avatar #606512 to #606511 - gongthehawkeye (06/23/2014) [-]
Hidden ability starters mostly
User avatar #606513 to #606512 - aceshot ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
I dont really have any. I have protean froakie, and I could get chespin, fenniken, charmeleon. Thats about it. So if not, then I guess forget it.
User avatar #606514 to #606513 - gongthehawkeye (06/23/2014) [-]
Chespin would be nice, also it says the code isn't valid
User avatar #606517 to #606514 - aceshot ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
ok im ready
User avatar #606519 to #606518 - aceshot ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
thank you too.
User avatar #606516 to #606514 - aceshot ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
let me just catch one real quick.
User avatar #606515 to #606514 - aceshot ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
my bad, 4826 are the last four digits.
User avatar #606395 to #606327 - gongthehawkeye (06/22/2014) [-]
I can get one for you, just give me some time.
#606326 - wobblewub (06/22/2014) [-]
As someone slowly getting into Pokemon.

I have never fapped to more Gardevoir porn in all my life.
User avatar #606331 to #606326 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
meh
#606320 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/22/2014) [-]
So is there a good way to make a Baton Passing Blaziken? I mean I have it kind of planned out. I just don't know for sure which EVs I want. I was thinking
Blaziken 252 HP/ 252 Spe/ 4 Def
@Speed Boost
~Weakness Policy
Moves -Protect
-Swords Dance
-Power Up Punch/ High Jump Kick/ Flare Blitz
-Baton Pass
User avatar #606322 to #606320 - nomora (06/22/2014) [-]
I don't know if BP Speed Boost Blaziken is even a legal set.
#606340 to #606322 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/22/2014) [-]
Not for smogon. Just for fun.
User avatar #606370 to #606340 - nomora (06/22/2014) [-]
Yeah no, I meant I don't think it's legal to have a Blaziken with both SB and BP
User avatar #606321 to #606320 - makotoitou ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
gmme one reason to use this instead of scolipede
#606341 to #606321 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/22/2014) [-]
Because I have 5 6 IV Torchics but no 6 IV Scolipedes
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