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#644147 - baronbrixius
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(09/09/2016) [-]
My first battle where I didn't lose any Pokemon, it's actually quite brutal for the other guy.
replay.pokemonshowdown.com/randombattle-434292589
MFW
#644146 - draynorm
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(09/09/2016) [-]
Have any of you guys ever heard of anything like this?

I had this one guy at my school who is eighteen show me these Pokemon toys or plushs whatever you call them to me while we were still in school. He wanted me to come over to his house for whatever reason. He seemed like an OK guy at the time.

I went over to his home a few days later as I was busy with other unrelated things. When I was over there we basically just played Pokemon GO (this was recent, by the way). After an hour of talking he said he wanted to show me something.

I walked with him to his room and he opened his closet and all I saw were just Pokemon costumes. I was weirded out but shrugged it off as if he were some obsessed cosplayer. But then he pulled out a plush Lopunny. It had something attached to the bottom of it, he handed it to me and said "Wanna give it a go?".

I looked down at the plush. There was some sort of bottle or tube attached to it. I asked "What do you mean, what is this?".

He touched the bottle and a flap opened up on it and liquid poured out all over the floor. "Fuck it" he said. I backed up and said no thanks. He seemed upset that I did not want to place my now flacid penis inside of the jar. He told me to leave his house. And I did. I never went back and I barely saw him at school anymore.
#644177 to #644146 - alicorn ONLINE
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(09/10/2016) [-]
on /vp/ a few times but i thought it was just a meme, that's absolutely disgusting
#644149 to #644146 - baronbrixius
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(09/09/2016) [-]
Sounds to me like plushophilia, it's sometimes related to furry fetishism.
There's also inflatophilia, which is pretty close as well.
Don't ask.
#644137 - anon
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(09/09/2016) [-]
#644188 to #644137 - supertanto
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(09/11/2016) [-]
tldr
#644136 - womanexplain
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(09/09/2016) [-]
I want to hack pokemon into my 3dsxl on my copy of alpha sapphire. How do I go about doing this? QR codes don't seem to work at all anymore, and even if they did they don't work with the newer 3ds models.

Plez help i want shines

TL;DR I'M A FUCKING NOOB FAGGOT
#644141 to #644136 - majormoron
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(09/09/2016) [-]
I can just make it easy for you and use my powersaves and trade to you if you want. as long as your list of things you want isnt ridiculously long
#644143 to #644141 - womanexplain
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(09/09/2016) [-]
also do u haz genesect, meloetta n keldeo i cud hav plz and shines plz i want to be pokemon god plz
#644145 to #644143 - majormoron
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(09/09/2016) [-]
why are you talking like a mentally handicapped ape, no offence. and why not just wait for the distributions for those few pokemon, and you still haven't told me what shines in particular you wanted
#644152 to #644145 - alpacalypse ONLINE
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(09/09/2016) [-]
so are you like half canadian?
#644163 to #644152 - majormoron
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(09/10/2016) [-]
Also this is hilarious, so thanks!
#644162 to #644152 - majormoron
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(09/10/2016) [-]
Im from America. Married to a Canadian. So you would be about correct.
#644148 to #644145 - womanexplain
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(09/09/2016) [-]
I'm sorry I write like that out of excitement ;-; anyway I dun wanna w8 because I have a uk ds but live in the USA so I don't know if I'll even be able to download the legendaries and I don't know what shinies I want I just want cool Pokemon

If you could help me out I would genuinely appreciate it, my friends all have lots of cool Pokemon and I feel like a nub

My friend code is 2723-9372-6923
#644164 to #644148 - majormoron
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(09/10/2016) [-]
give me the 3 shinies you want most and ill get them for you.
#644183 to #644164 - womanexplain
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(09/11/2016) [-]
Pls give
#644165 to #644164 - womanexplain
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(09/10/2016) [-]
Milotic, any legendary, and a charmander
#644167 to #644165 - womanexplain
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(09/10/2016) [-]
Or a starter Pokemon like CHARMANDER what is valuable though I'm not sure
#644166 to #644165 - majormoron
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(09/10/2016) [-]
remind me tomorrow at this time, I should have them.
#644170 to #644166 - womanexplain
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(09/10/2016) [-]
Sorry could I get a shiny froakie? Thanks sorry ;-;
#644168 to #644166 - womanexplain
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(09/10/2016) [-]
Thank you so much. Do you use honeydew?
#644171 to #644169 - womanexplain
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(09/10/2016) [-]
As in how do you get all these Pokemon? What are power saves? Have you hacked your ds to edit save files?
#644172 to #644171 - majormoron
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(09/10/2016) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hq0tBdJ4FLU

No hacked ds required, it edits the cartridge directly.
#644193 to #644172 - womanexplain
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(09/12/2016) [-]
plz pokemon
#644174 to #644172 - womanexplain
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(09/10/2016) [-]
Do you download save files from online?
#644175 to #644174 - majormoron
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(09/10/2016) [-]
the program you download does it all for you. You just select the code you want put in, it uploads your save to the server, edits it, downloads it, and puts the new save on the cartridge www.youtube.com/watch?v=hq0tBdJ4FLU
#644179 to #644175 - womanexplain
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(09/11/2016) [-]
Pokemon pls
#644176 to #644175 - womanexplain
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(09/10/2016) [-]
Cool! Thank you for this info
#644173 to #644172 - womanexplain
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(09/10/2016) [-]
Thank you so much <3
#644153 to #644148 - alpacalypse ONLINE
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(09/09/2016) [-]
you could always just learn how to breed pokemon the intended way
#644194 to #644153 - womanexplain
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(09/12/2016) [-]
plz pokemon
#644155 to #644153 - womanexplain
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(09/09/2016) [-]
Please help me kind sir I beg of you please have mercy on a lowly noob like me
#644156 to #644155 - alpacalypse ONLINE
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(09/09/2016) [-]
what are you asking of me
#644158 to #644156 - womanexplain
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(09/10/2016) [-]
Can you add me on Skype so we can discuss this? I understand if you don't want to
#644157 to #644156 - womanexplain
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(09/10/2016) [-]
Please send me cool Pokemon and shinies etc I'm not sure what kind of Pokemon you have to give
#644159 to #644157 - alpacalypse ONLINE
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(09/10/2016) [-]
maybe sometime later, my 3ds isn't at current update and I'm not updating right now

you should go on showdown and practice if you want to get better at team making
#644160 to #644159 - womanexplain
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(09/10/2016) [-]
What's showdown and also thank you let me know when you're available
#644161 to #644160 - alpacalypse ONLINE
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(09/10/2016) [-]
a website that hosts online pokemon battles and allows you to make a team of whatever you want from scratch

pokemonshowdown.com/

I suggest you play some random battles to get the hang of things before you make a team
#644154 to #644153 - womanexplain
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(09/09/2016) [-]
plz i have tried i love video games but i suck
#644142 to #644141 - womanexplain
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(09/09/2016) [-]
My Bby ❤ Plz send me cool stuff
#644138 to #644136 - alpacalypse ONLINE
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(09/09/2016) [-]
>install menu hax through browser hax smealum.github.io/3ds/
>export alpha sapphire save data to sd card
>edit save file using PKHeX projectpokemon.org/forums/showthread.php?36986-PKHeX-Gen-3-6-SAV-PKM-Editor
>import edited save file
#644144 to #644138 - womanexplain
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(09/09/2016) [-]
ty i will read again l8r
#644134 - cdsams ONLINE
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(09/09/2016) [-]
**cdsams rolled user newdevyx ** Thanks soule for the gains.
#644131 - anon
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(09/09/2016) [-]
Does  Mean No Pokemon Reboot    Lockstin
Does $$$ Mean No Pokemon Reboot?
#644139 to #644131 - baronbrixius
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(09/09/2016) [-]
mfw
#644128 - drperzik
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(09/08/2016) [-]
#644129 to #644128 - chaoticwtf
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(09/08/2016) [-]
Confirmed.
#644126 - drperzik
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(09/08/2016) [-]
#644124 - tiagodisouza ONLINE
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(09/08/2016) [-]
is there any decent elertic type in ORAS that isn't Manetric? i dont like him at all and i dont wanna use dumb cosplay pikachu
#644133 to #644124 - alicorn ONLINE
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(09/09/2016) [-]
there's plusle, 85 sp atk and 95 speed but all you get is discharge/nasty plot/hidden power/round or echoed voice
#644140 to #644133 - nomora
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(09/09/2016) [-]
They said decent, Plusle's fuckin awful
#644150 to #644140 - alicorn ONLINE
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(09/09/2016) [-]
for an in game run it's alright
#644151 to #644150 - nomora
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(09/09/2016) [-]
Not one bit. It doesn't have a single thing to make it usable. Even in RBY it would be fucking awful.
#644125 to #644124 - ganjalf
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(09/08/2016) [-]
If I remember correctly the only electric types before the endgame are electrike, magnemite and voltorb. (ignoring plusle and minun)

later with sub you can get a chinchou, but It's much too late at that point
#644127 to #644125 - arandomjunker
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#644122 - caligor ONLINE
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(09/08/2016) [-]
Does anyone here know if the music used in the trailers will be available in the OST when its released in November along side the new game(s)?

I mean fuck, man, the song in the latest japanese trailer hit all my sweet spots. And it sucks because I can't really listen to it without hearing a bunch of sound effects mixed in.
#644114 - cantfindausername
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(09/08/2016) [-]
Galactic
Rocket
Aqua
Magma
Plasma
Skull

Forget about Flare... Unless there's going to be more Pokemon games and the bad teams will spell out a more specific name or a sentence.
#644109 - scorcho
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(09/08/2016) [-]
Alolan Oak confirmed
#644116 to #644109 - anon
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(09/08/2016) [-]
Famitsu confirmed that is Oak's Cousin named Nariya Oak. twitter.com/Sab_Mas/status/773720724959821825
#644112 to #644109 - foreveranonymous
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(09/08/2016) [-]
Y'know I thought maybe this was a joke or a weird coincidence but I looked up Oak and... The Kanji matches

It's the extra crispy Oak
#644113 to #644112 - scorcho
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(09/08/2016) [-]
I guess he's been on a extended vacation after the events of RBY/GSC
#644115 to #644113 - foreveranonymous
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(09/08/2016) [-]
Maybe he's a shiny or it's Oak's Alolan form
#644111 to #644109 - anon
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(09/08/2016) [-]
#644110 to #644109 - anon
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(09/08/2016) [-]
#644107 - baronbrixius
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(09/07/2016) [-]
Take a look at this replay and tell me the ending wasn't complete bullshit.
replay.pokemonshowdown.com/randombattle-433104714
#644123 to #644107 - caligor ONLINE
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(09/08/2016) [-]
My first thought was "Wow this guy is really terrible" (RMAG, not you).
My second thought was "Oh well there's the 'bullshit'." once he sent out Mewtwo.

Mewtwo's pretty broken when it comes to being pitted against pretty much any non-legendaries. Doesn't help that your last pokemon was a rock type. Arguably it's less "bullshit" and more that you just got dealt a terrible hand. Happens to me all the time, man.
#644119 to #644107 - supertanto
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(09/08/2016) [-]
★BaronBrixius: lol
★BaronBrixius: don't overuse status moves
★BaronBrixius: if you used fire blast i would've fainted in that one turn
★RMAG1: uff
★BaronBrixius: :/

tbqh I'm so glad you lost
#644106 - rokkarokkaali
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(09/07/2016) [-]
NOOT NOOT

NOOT NOOT

NOOT NOOT
#644189 to #644106 - supertanto
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(09/11/2016) [-]
oi m8
#644190 to #644189 - rokkarokkaali
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(09/11/2016) [-]
NOOT NOOT NOOT NOOT
Poll: NOOT NOOT
#644101 - anon
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(09/07/2016) [-]
What is you guys opinion on using tracking maps for pokemon go? Im level 28 and gyms and evolving stronger pokemon have started to lose their luster, but I really want to finish the pokedex. But I can not for the life of me find find about 7 pokemon not including legendaries and regional exclusives. Do you guys know any real time maps i can download to my desktop preferably or is this really considered cheating? also ive heard rumors of players being banned for this, but no actual proof of this
#644121 to #644101 - trolliosis ONLINE
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(09/08/2016) [-]
I experienced several people in my local park using some sort of tracker on their phones. They were even tracking pokemon spawned by lures. I want to know about these trackers too
#644117 to #644101 - vivapinatapro
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(09/08/2016) [-]
Everyone uninstalled that cancerous app weeks ago.
#644120 to #644117 - supertanto
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(09/08/2016) [-]
edgy
#644130 to #644120 - vivapinatapro
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(09/08/2016) [-]
same
#644100 - anon
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(09/07/2016) [-]
DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!
#644097 - alpacalypse ONLINE
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(09/07/2016) [-]
the other day I battled my little sister's ex boyfriend

I told him I'd give him any of my pokemon if he could beat me (he looked pretty casual)

he lead with Aegislash and I was kinda impressed until he used Swords Dance --> Shadow Ball

ended up 5-0 ing him with klefki after letting him kill my forretres for a pivot

#644118 to #644097 - vivapinatapro
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(09/08/2016) [-]
same
#644103 to #644097 - supertanto
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(09/07/2016) [-]
wait alpaca has a little sister
omw to smash
#644099 to #644097 - anon
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(09/07/2016) [-]
should've meme'd him
#644092 - alpacalypse ONLINE
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(09/07/2016) [-]
found this in a cringe thread

I like it
#644104 to #644092 - supertanto
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(09/07/2016) [-]
it's cringe cause not Xerneas and Yveltal
#644132 to #644104 - anon
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(09/09/2016) [-]
And Zygarde for that matter.
#644091 - alpacalypse ONLINE
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(09/07/2016) [-]
cutiefly evo
#644089 - alpacalypse ONLINE
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(09/07/2016) [-]
rattata looks so ugly in GO

shoulda made it smaller and accented the white like in origins