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#642577 - Sewallman
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(07/18/2016) [-]
Yay for a tiny ass car crash that didn't even dent my van but ended up destroying my G5 and cracking the fuck out of my wife's iPhone 6s +

Now we need to share her finger tip cutting phone for Pokemon go
#642575 - anon
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(07/17/2016) [-]
Was anyone else at the Pokemon GO event in Charlotte last night?
I was the guy in the Mystic Shirt playing "I'm Blue."
#642576 to #642575 - Sewallman
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(07/18/2016) [-]
A mystic would
#642567 - lotengo
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(07/17/2016) [-]
Its been getting harder and harder to hold gyms
#642574 to #642567 - Sewallman
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(07/17/2016) [-]
I make my wife put in a low level pokemon at a gym so I can easily raise the prestige by killing off that lil cuntty multiple times without wasting potions.


After I get the prestige to 20,000, I typically post on my team valor facebook group telling them to throw in a couple 2,000CP pokes
#642585 to #642574 - lotengo
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(07/18/2016) [-]
You valor?
#642589 to #642585 - Sewallman
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(07/18/2016) [-]
Hell yeh
#642593 to #642589 - lotengo
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(07/18/2016) [-]
dude, fistbump.
no idea where I got it from but I tought you where a yellowpleb
#642597 to #642593 - Sewallman
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(07/18/2016) [-]
Lol no

I don't have same sex relations with animals
#642563 - Sewallman
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(07/17/2016) [-]
Anyone else having problems with vaporeons?
#642568 to #642563 - alicorn
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(07/17/2016) [-]
how is this a problem? vape cat is in Go's top 10
#642569 to #642568 - Sewallman
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(07/17/2016) [-]
I have 3 jolteons and 2 flareons.. Fucking 8 vaporeons.
#642570 to #642569 - alicorn
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(07/17/2016) [-]
flareon is garbage anyway, invest in a magmar if you plan on playing after new gens roll out
#642571 to #642570 - Sewallman
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(07/17/2016) [-]
My highest jolteon is 1100 and my highest flareon is 1200.

It just pisses me off because I would like some other pokemon than just vaporeons.
#642572 to #642571 - alicorn
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(07/17/2016) [-]
i can agree with that, getting a 10 km egg and having it hatch into eevee is the most infuriating thing this game has to offer if you needed literally anything else
#642573 to #642572 - Sewallman
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(07/17/2016) [-]
Having 3, 2km eggs hatch at the same time to only reveal magikarps is worse. Having a 2km egg hatch a bulbasaur tho is sweet shit.
#642566 to #642563 - lotengo
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(07/17/2016) [-]
wtf
#642564 to #642563 - karvarausku
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(07/17/2016) [-]
**karvarausku used "*roll picture*"**
**karvarausku rolled image** I wish I had your "problem"
#642617 to #642564 - Sewallman
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(07/19/2016) [-]
A nicer flareon would be great
#642561 - Sewallman
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(07/17/2016) [-]
My downtown area is lit as fuck. I live a 10 minute walk away
#642562 to #642561 - Sewallman
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(07/17/2016) [-]
Parking lot with 4 stops as well. It's 5 am and there has been 4 cars and at least 20 people for a few hours now.
#642557 - butterpopsicle
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(07/16/2016) [-]
modeled a pokeball today and decided to get artsy with it
#642558 to #642557 - flyingmexican
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(07/17/2016) [-]
what do you use for 3d modeling?
#642559 to #642558 - butterpopsicle
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(07/17/2016) [-]
maya
#642547 - lotengo
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(07/16/2016) [-]
Pokemon GO is in the appstore in Europe.
Aaaaand the servers are down

drperzik
#642548 to #642547 - drperzik
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(07/16/2016) [-]
my phone cant run the app.
#642551 to #642548 - daiemio
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(07/16/2016) [-]
I'm so glad I don't have a new-gen phone, still using a HTC Legacy, its fucking amazing, since people keep trying to send me apps to play and I'm like "bitch, my phone is 5 generations older then yours, its not working!" and they are like "what, why?" and my usual respond is; "BITCH, I AIN'T NO SELL-OUT." if the phone works, I ain't changing.
#642549 to #642548 - lotengo
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(07/16/2016) [-]
I feel sorry for ya but this is funny as fuck bro.
Ur probably one of the biggest pokemon lovers on the site considering your immense contribution to this board.

And now, there is an ap that is changing the world, that is the closest thing that you can have to become a real pokemon trainer by several landslides in the 20 year old history of Pokemon. But you can't play along.


srsly, get a new phone
#642560 to #642549 - drperzik
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(07/17/2016) [-]
I have a sony Xperia, i dint think those where That old..
And if i could play it, i still dont have internet on my phone so im stuck to wifi.
#642565 to #642560 - karvarausku
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(07/17/2016) [-]
**karvarausku used "*roll picture*"**
**karvarausku rolled image** I had Xperia as well till few months ago it completely stopped working. (Might have been battery problem)

Got Samsung Galaxy J5, the game runs on it fine, but...
No gyroscope.
#642545 - aceshot ONLINE
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(07/16/2016) [-]
I'm really pissed still about this shit that happened earlier. I got 9ff work at 11:30 and decided to stop at a really low level mystic gym near my workplace. I take tge gym over and spend the next hour single handedly getting the gym up to level 7. I was really hoping somebody else from instinct would show up and help defend tge damn gym. While I was still trying to gain a little more prestige after 20000, some car pulls up in front of me. All I could do is sit there and watch in horror as my level 7 gym I just spent over 60 hyper potions and an hour and a half of time to build up, is dismantled faster than I can gain the prestige back. Low and behold it was some Valor fuck who took it over. But that's not the best part. The best part is tge gym instantly had 3 defenders which means 3 virgins are going around butt fuck nowhere Illinois at 12.30 a.m on a Friday night going around taking gyms. To add even more insult to injury they only left the fucking gym at the minimum level to be level 3. Out of spite, after they left, I dismantled their gym and retool it over and left it at level 2. It's sickening how much time and resources I put in just to have 3 people who have nothing better to do on their weekend than to go around triple teaming gyms and then riding away.
#642546 to #642545 - lotengo
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(07/16/2016) [-]
> It's sickening how much time and resources I put in just to have 3 people who have nothing better to do on their weekend than to go around triple teaming gyms and then riding away.

Nope its not, you're just being stupid.
1: you spend an hour trying to lvl up a gym, sounds like you have nothing better to do
2: they are having social contact, so they all have social lives, maybe they are swimming in da pussy
3: your strategy is stupid as hell, you are spending all that time you could have hatced a 5 km egg from the start, visit dozens of pokestops and caught several pokemon, training a gym for the 1/3 chance one of your guys shows up first. And who knows that IF your team would show up first, they would be people who just started that put some CP 390 pidgeot and whatever they hatched out of a 5km egg up there.

The best gym in my town was filled with 3 pokemon, all snorlax. Its an important gym, if you want to get in there you lvl it up yourself. I had a 1225 Jolteon and I could not get passed the first snorlax. If the guy that claimed the gym lvled it up himself it could have been his 19?0 snorlax and a fucking raticate. It would have already been taken over by the blues if that was the case
#642552 to #642546 - aceshot ONLINE
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(07/16/2016) [-]
>Middle of nowhere Illinois
>Having something better to do when tgere is literally nothing to do
>Having something to do at 12:30 a.m when every form of entertainment except bars are closed and most normal people are sleeping.
>Social contact that consists of, "Hey guys you wanna hang out tonight" "Sure! What are we gonna do? Something fun?" "Well I was just thinking we could ride around in my car for 3 hours in the dead of night looking at our phones".
Also living in the middle of nowhere = absolutely 0 pokestops. What your comment tells me is pretty much "lol you're stupid for playing tge game and fighting and training a gym because you could have been doing the only other thing tgere is to do on the app". So you're basically saying I should essentially ignore half of the game , which is training gyms abd taking them over, because I could be catching pokemon and hatching eggs instead.
#642553 to #642552 - lotengo
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(07/16/2016) [-]
You assume they where driving for 3 hours. Maybe they where just passing by.

And no, training gyms is not half the game.
#642554 to #642553 - aceshot ONLINE
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(07/16/2016) [-]
Training and defeating gyms is half the game. The only other fucking thing to do is to catch and evolve pokemon. Hit pokestops and hatch eggs. I'm a level 17 I'm sick of catching goddamn pokemon. I wanted to play the other goddamn mechanic of the game.
#642555 to #642554 - lotengo
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(07/16/2016) [-]
well good for you beating your own gym 400 times.
the game is about geting off your god damn ass and walk for a bit to find a new gym to beat.
#642556 to #642555 - aceshot ONLINE
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(07/16/2016) [-]
Middle of nowhere again dude. There aren't gyms in abundance in my area. I'm not walking another 30 minutes to get to another gym. Especially when 3 faggots are just gonna drive to it 3x faster than I can walk and just take it.
#642541 - lotengo
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(07/16/2016) [-]
Am I the only one or is anybody feeling like a status quo has been established.

If I take down a blue gym, blue takes it back, often within the hour before red can put extra pokemon in there.

If I take down a yellow gym, the same story.

If one of mine gets beaten and I want to reclaim it another red has often taken it back already
#642540 - alcoholicsemen
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(07/16/2016) [-]
challenged 1st gym today
beat 1 lost 1
#642536 - drperzik
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(07/16/2016) [-]
#642535 - drperzik
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(07/16/2016) [-]
Cannot unsee
#642534 - drperzik
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(07/16/2016) [-]
#642533 - drperzik
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(07/16/2016) [-]
#642523 - aceshot ONLINE
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(07/15/2016) [-]
Any of you nigga see a scyther, call me. I'll buy a plane ticket a fly to your location to catch it. God knows tgere ain't none around here.
#642537 to #642523 - alcoholicsemen
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(07/16/2016) [-]
i saw a scyther got up walked down and then to the door (not outside)
days ago
#642525 to #642523 - alpacalypse
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(07/15/2016) [-]
you can get them from 10km eggs
#642526 to #642525 - aceshot ONLINE
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(07/15/2016) [-]
That like 1/20 chance though. Got a hitmonlee from my last one. Shitty.
#642527 to #642526 - alpacalypse
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(07/15/2016) [-]
got a hitmonlee too, rock smash and stomp
#642528 to #642527 - aceshot ONLINE
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(07/15/2016) [-]
Low kick and stomp is what I got
#642529 to #642528 - alpacalypse
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(07/15/2016) [-]
lucky
#642531 to #642529 - aceshot ONLINE
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(07/16/2016) [-]
Literally no difference tho
#642504 - shadowrated
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(07/15/2016) [-]
why is it that sometimes when i go to a gym I can use only 1 pokemon to fight 3 pokemon. and other times i go to a gym and i could use 6 to fight 3?
#642517 to #642504 - alpacalypse
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(07/15/2016) [-]
You can put one pokemon in a gym, when your gym gets higher leveled, more people from your team can put pokemon in your gym. If a gym is already the same team as you, you can either put a pokemon in it, or train (with one pokemon). If the gym is being used by a different team, you can fight with a whole team, and every time you win you lower their gym prestige (where as when you train at a gym your own color you raise their gym prestige), the less gym prestige a gym has, the less pokemon it will be able to carry until it eventually will be empty, once it is empty, you can put your own pokemon in it and become gym leader.
#642516 to #642504 - redclover
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(07/15/2016) [-]
for the purpose of this example, let's pretend you're on the red team
if you go up to a gym controlled by the red team, you will only be able to use 1 pokemon
this is to train at the gym and raise it's influence, which allows the gym to hold more pokemon, which in turn makes it harder for enemies to take it
if the gym is controlled by the blue or yellow team, then you can use a full party of 6 to battle them, because you are trying to take control away from them
#642518 to #642516 - shadowrated
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(07/15/2016) [-]
oh ok, now i get it
#642505 to #642504 - bostpost
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(07/15/2016) [-]
Excellent question. If they are allies (of the same team) you can only use 1 fighter
#642506 to #642505 - shadowrated
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(07/15/2016) [-]
I thought all gyms already have pokemon of the same team
#642507 to #642506 - bostpost
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(07/15/2016) [-]
they do
#642510 to #642507 - shadowrated
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(07/15/2016) [-]
i am still confuse
#642499 - adviceweed
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(07/15/2016) [-]
It even possible to get this motherfucker?

Fuckin' a.

Tried injecting but my computer aint got the micro sd reader thing.

Anyone wanna trade for it or inject one for a nigga?
#642532 to #642499 - flaminburrito
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(07/16/2016) [-]
What, the shiny Meloetta? No, it isn't possible to obtain as no events have distributed it in its shiny form. The same thing goes for Celebi, Victini, Keldeo, Hoopa and Volcanion. Zygarde is also the only non-event Pokemon to this date whose shiny form isn't available as of yet, since it is shiny-locked in XY.
#642550 to #642532 - adviceweed
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(07/16/2016) [-]
I meant a normal one.

I just AR'd an event one into white and transferred it up. Little peeved its japanese, but w/e.
#642498 - walcorn
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(07/15/2016) [-]
Anyone else experiencing glitches with the PokeRadar?
Pic related
Right now all nearby pokemon are permanently at 3 footprints, even when it's right in front of me.
Their order in the list is scrambled too.
Only Voltorb and Zubat were on the screen, yet rather than being 1st and 2nd on the radar like they should, they were 2nd and 5th.
#642544 to #642498 - bondofsnow
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(07/16/2016) [-]
This has been happening to me since yesterday. Probably just server issues. The only hope now is to wander around aimlessly until you run into something.
#642530 to #642498 - garykn
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(07/16/2016) [-]
I'm getting this too right now. I was literally standing on top of the Weepinbell that I just caught, but the radar still had three paw prints on it.
#642519 to #642498 - alpacalypse
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(07/15/2016) [-]
you're probably moving too fast
#642520 to #642519 - walcorn
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(07/15/2016) [-]
I was walking at a reasonable pace

The problem persists even now, after resetting my phone and sitting still
#642522 to #642520 - alpacalypse
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(07/15/2016) [-]
must be server errors then
#642500 to #642498 - redclover
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(07/15/2016) [-]
are you location spoofing?
because I've seen a few other people using apps to fake location are getting the same glitch
I'm thinking maybe it's a new feature to throw off cheaters so that they can't tell how close they are to the pokemon
#642501 to #642500 - walcorn
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(07/15/2016) [-]
No, I never have
#642502 to #642501 - redclover
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(07/15/2016) [-]
idk then
#642488 - drperzik
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(07/15/2016) [-]
#642542 to #642488 - lotengo
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(07/16/2016) [-]
Stop posting memes from the content section to boost your boardrank.
#642543 to #642542 - drperzik
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(07/16/2016) [-]
#642524 to #642488 - alpacalypse
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(07/15/2016) [-]
this is a comic designed to shit on team valor, and it was posted with 0 precedent. Clearly this comic is accurate.
#642487 - aceshot ONLINE
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(07/15/2016) [-]
Its funny how many people I know that have Pokemon GO, but they don't even know the names of the pokemon or ask me what silhouette is on their radar. It just goes to show how many plebs are actually trying to play so they don't feel left out, rather than playing because they like pokemon. Guaranteed that 1/4 of the population of GO buy and play Pokemon Sun or Moon.
#642515 to #642487 - alicorn
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(07/15/2016) [-]
my aunt is playing GO
my aunt, who's like 44 and has never once cared about it in the slightest
#642521 to #642515 - aceshot ONLINE
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(07/15/2016) [-]
My point exactly
#642503 to #642487 - redclover
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(07/15/2016) [-]
"Its funny how many people I know that like old movies, but they don't even know the names of the directors or ask me what actor is in the film. It just goes to show how many plebs are actually trying to watch so they don't feel left out, rather than watching because they like cinematography. Guaranteed that only 1/4 of the population of movie watchers know who Alfred Hitchcock is."

stop being a fucking hipster
#642511 to #642503 - aceshot ONLINE
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(07/15/2016) [-]
You're little clarion is, on no way, comparable what I said. When jurassic world came put everybody was talking about. I didn't have any interest in seeing it but everybody was praising it. Ends up I saw it, now when people talked about it I had something to input in the conversation. It has nothing to do with the longevity of the franchise. It has everything to do with peopke playing tge game simply because they want to ne able to have input when people talk about it. They don't want to be left out. It's in no way being a hipster because 1. Pokemon has always been big it's impossible to be a hipster about something that's been big since day 1. 2. Me disliking a majority of tge population who are simply playing necause the fame is relevant doesn't make me a hipster, if anything it makes me tge opposite. I fucking wish that pokemon was bigger, as it seems to be now, I wish I could talk to more people about it, but I know this large population increase is short lived. Within a month all these people will move on. When wearing dresses inside out becomes a new fad they'll all move onto the next one.
#642514 to #642511 - redclover
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(07/15/2016) [-]
>>#642503,
>stop being a fucking hipster
#642512 to #642511 - aceshot ONLINE
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(07/15/2016) [-]
Comparison*
#642489 to #642487 - ljxjlos
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(07/15/2016) [-]
Or, you know...they´ve seen Pokemon Go, thought it looked like fun and wanted to play it because they heard it was fun - not because "they want to feel included"
#642490 to #642489 - aceshot ONLINE
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(07/15/2016) [-]
I think you're the only one who shares that opinion.Ask anybody who has cared about pokemon for longer than GO has been out and I would bet that they have observed tge same thing. It's not popular simply because everybody finds it fun. It's a fad, and like and fad it, the scrubs will weed themselves out eventually.
#642491 to #642490 - ljxjlos
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(07/15/2016) [-]
I´ve played every Pokemon since gen 1, myself Never gone through with Diamond and Pearl, tho - I don´t see your problem. Why the hell are you angry that people are enjoying a game despite not being fans from the get-go? that´s kinda retarded
#642492 to #642491 - aceshot ONLINE
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(07/15/2016) [-]
You misinterpret my text. Never anywhere did I ever imply I am angry. Annoyed is a better word. It's the equivalent of somebody one week going, "who cares about pokemon that game is for 12 year Olds grow up" and then suddenly, " live spent my entire lunch break for tge past week catching pokemon". It's not annoying for people to have fun, but it's annoying for people who have no inkling of an idea of what pokemon is even about try and act like they are part of the group just because they play GO, when if you would have asked them a week before it came out tgey would have ridiculed you. Liking something for tge sake of fitting in is annoying. And you can tell me it's just people having fun. But when my mom starts telling me that half her Co workers in her building, all middle aged men and women, are spending tgere off time playing. You can't convince me that it's just people having fun.
#642493 to #642492 - ljxjlos
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(07/15/2016) [-]
Well, annoyed and angry are rather close together.

And well: Opinions change. I personally always heavily disliked rap, as a kid, when all I knew was the shitty german gangster rap we have around me. As soon as I realized there was more to it, my opinion took a 180 degree turn.

It´s a way Pokemon can be enjoyed by people who didn´t enjoy it before, rather different from what it was before and it can be enjoyed outside and in a group. Pretty sure it´s about fun.
#642494 to #642493 - aceshot ONLINE
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(07/15/2016) [-]
Yeah opinions change. But not just suddenly fir millions of people. You'll see, mark my words, when gen 2 pokemon are released and people realize just how disconnected they are and how unwilling tgey are to learn, we will see a mass of peopke stop playing. People only want to be part of tge fad until they realize it takes actual commitment.
#642495 to #642494 - ljxjlos
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(07/15/2016) [-]
Well, Pokemon Go is a mass phenomen, of cause it changes opinions for many people.

Remember the whole MLP-Bullshittery? Suddenly thousands of guys loved little fucking toy ponies from one day to another.

I don´t doubt that many people will stop playing, it does NOT mean, tho that they didn´t play it for fun. Playing something for fun does not mean that you can´t stop playing when it gets "too much" for you. Hell, I love the Pokemon-Games, for example, but I never got into the whole online fighting thing because it took too much work. Does that mean that I´m not a real fan, despite having been playing the games for over a decade?
#642496 to #642495 - aceshot ONLINE
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(07/15/2016) [-]
Still not my point. I'll make it as clear as possible. You just said that you've never got into the competitive pokemon scene. What people are doing right now is equal to if competitive pokemon got big, you watched one competitive match, despite never having interest in it before, and the acting like you know what pokemon are in the meta, what builds tgey should have and being condescending towards people who know better than you.

It's not people playing the game that annoys me, it's tge 15-20 people tgat I've known for years that come into the game knowing nothing and acting like they've been lifelong pokemon fans since day one. I am positive that these experiences are not distinct to me and the people I know.

I remember when I was kid a lot of my friends had glasses and so did my brother. I remember wanting to have an eye exam done just so I could have glasses too cause it seemed cool, like everybody had a pair. Ends up I didn't need em and I was mad. I wanted to fit in, it wasn't about whether I needed them or not.

In the same way if someone hears their finds talking about pokemon go at work, and tge at school. Sooner or later people start feeling left out. Everyone else is playing it, so I should too. It's not about caring about pokemon, it's about not feeling left out of the conversation when everybody starts talking about how they saw a Taurus on the highway the other day. You apparently call that people having fun. I call that literally half if the user base of the game quitting once tge game looses the relevance of being new. And it's annoying to think that's the only reason so many people "care" about the game right now.
#642497 to #642496 - ljxjlos
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(07/15/2016) [-]
I haven´t experienced that, yet - everything I´ve seen is people enjoying it despite not enjoying Pokemon because it´s different. Nobodyaround here is claiming to know more then he does.