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User avatar #178921 - tavoxman (03/25/2015) [-]
Hello eveyone, I know this may not be the right board but I am not sure where to post this.

I am lookng for a comic strip that was posted here in Funnyjunk a while ago about a wizard (i think) that brought dead back to live. In one comic he brought a dog multiple times and each time the dog looked like more like a robot.
User avatar #178912 - optimogappi ONLINE (03/25/2015) [-]
So today's my birthday, turning 16. I thought it was kind of funny, another person posted something similar to this yesterday, just happened to coincide with mine. But turning 16 made me realize I'm miserable. I'm missing something I feel everyone should have, yet I dunno what it is. I don't expect anyone to read this, but if you do, tell me what I need to do. I'm so lost and confused, I need clearance.
User avatar #178920 to #178912 - lordbrauner (03/25/2015) [-]
Also, happy birthday.
User avatar #178919 to #178912 - lordbrauner (03/25/2015) [-]
You're 16, you're meant to be confused. No one can give you an answer on what to do, you have to figure this out for yourself. This is the time in your life where you'll do a lot of changing, experimenting, and a lot of guess work to shape what kind of man you'll be as an adult.

You're going to be very confused, and feel very lost, but no matter what you have to find to confidence to be sure of the decisions you make. Even if you regret things, you have to live with them and know why you made those choices. All you can do is keep trying as hard as you can, and hope you get it right.
#178915 to #178912 - Rascal (03/25/2015) [-]
You're too young for life to have actually happened to you. So you're missing like adulthood. real world experience, freedom, love, etc. Just enjoy your youth for now. Life always sucks but you only get what you put in. Just do what makes you happy. You probably just need a hobby. Browsing the internet/FJ is just a form of wasting time. Start lifting or something productive and you'll find yourself happier or at least have a sense of achievement.
User avatar #178913 to #178912 - sugoi ONLINE (03/25/2015) [-]
I think you need some optimism.
#178909 - Rascal (03/25/2015) [-]
Is there a way to control what I say during sex? I accidentally said my fiancee's real name instead of his nickname while fuckin'. It's no big deal, but he doesn't like his name, and I know I'd be upset if he said mine
Also, is sex something I have to get accustomed to? I can't last long because I get very sore and tired. We do use lube, and it kinda helps, but I still get sore. I've only been with my fiancee and he's only been with me, so I'm not sure if this is normal and I just need to bang more
User avatar #178935 to #178909 - confusedasian (03/26/2015) [-]
Tell him his dick feels like corn and you're ready for the butter on it.
#178911 to #178909 - Rascal (03/25/2015) [-]
As long as you don't say another guy's name, you should be fine. But if you're that uncomfortable with it, bite you thumb or the pillow so you don't say any words, just moan. Giggity.
You should work out more, or at least stretch before sex. I know that sounds unbelievably retarded, but it helps cut down soreness afterwards.
#178917 to #178911 - Rascal (03/25/2015) [-]
Hmm, I should probably stretch in general, and I can probably make other sounds. I just don't wanna make my honey uncomfortable by saying his real name. Thanks for the advice tho!
User avatar #178907 - babylien (03/25/2015) [-]
Do FJ have ads? I usually use addblock, and I thought I should support fj with remove addblock on fj.
User avatar #178908 to #178907 - youngneil ONLINE (03/25/2015) [-]
Yeah, there are ads.
Not sure if they still get removed after you hit a certain level though.
#178916 to #178908 - Rascal (03/25/2015) [-]
I think only anons get ads.
User avatar #178899 - malkovo (03/25/2015) [-]
I really don't know what to do about my relationship right now, my girlfriend of 1 and a half years is getting tired of all the stupid shit I do, but is giving me more chances each time, then we have a good 2-3 weeks and something else happens. I just can't control it and feel like a terrible person every time, and I am getting tired of all the arguing and just want it to end. Also she's gotten an internship where she has to live almost two hours away, and is moving in a couple of months. What should i do funnyjunk? I don't know where else I should go for help...
User avatar #178901 to #178899 - thefunnyside (03/25/2015) [-]
If you're unhappy, it's best to break it off. Sure, it's gonna hurt like a bitch, but you gotta rip off the band-aid.
User avatar #178926 to #178901 - amonahan (03/25/2015) [-]
This is good advice. malkovo listen to him. It doesn't sound like you're happy if you're always afraid of doing the wrong thing. If you're just being yourself (doing stupid shit in her eyes might be perfectly normal in yours) and she's unhappy with that then yeah, break it off, it'll hurt like a bitch but you will be happier sooner.
User avatar #178898 - thefunnyside (03/25/2015) [-]
How do you reference literature? It's my first time writing a research paper, so I'm afraid I don't know
User avatar #178905 to #178898 - tyrano ONLINE (03/25/2015) [-]
use this site www.easybib.com/
User avatar #178904 to #178898 - confusedasian (03/25/2015) [-]
#178894 - logickid (03/25/2015) [-]
>watching some porn
>girl is skinny
>girl I like is skinny
>girl in porn has it so you can see her ribs
User avatar #178902 to #178894 - lskovfoged (03/25/2015) [-]
Well my advice is to make me some food, because fuck you, you made me hungry.
User avatar #178891 - ilovehue ONLINE (03/25/2015) [-]
I'm trying to find a movie with that one scene I remember. It's rather old, most likely early 90's but could be 80's.

The scene in question is an agent-looking guy messing with his robotic hand in a car. Actually his robotic wrist and I think he snaps a gloved hand on it...
User avatar #178949 to #178891 - sineztro (03/26/2015) [-]
ask television
User avatar #178892 to #178891 - ilovehue ONLINE (03/25/2015) [-]
I really don't think I'm talking about inspector gadget... even tho the bad guy REALLY fits the description. If I can find the scene in that movie I'll retract myself but I doubt it
#178903 to #178892 - ilovehue ONLINE (03/25/2015) [-]
Ok I dunno what to think. This is from "If Looks Could Kill" aka Teen Agent. I watched it all and it was hilarious . It has an agent with a gloved robot hand in a car and is from 1991. But never does he mess with his hand. It looks sooo much like my memory but yet, it isn't.
#178883 - Rascal (03/25/2015) [-]
I want to get a denim jacket and put patches and stuff on it.
Like in the picture, but with punk and hip-hop stuff
But I have alot of friends who do that, and I don't want to appear as a copy cat or a poser.
I am big into music and I talk about it with them, but I don't really express it with the way I dress aside from some band shirts that I picked up at target, so I don't want them to think I am trying to hard by suddenly getting a denim jacket and sewing patches on it.
What do?
User avatar #178928 to #178883 - amonahan (03/25/2015) [-]
Why are you afraid of being yourself? Just do it and be happy with yourself.
User avatar #178895 to #178883 - foreveranonymous (03/25/2015) [-]
Just do it bro bro, fuck what ya friends think
User avatar #178890 to #178883 - lordbrauner (03/25/2015) [-]
It's punk rock, who cares what they think. That's the spirit of punk rock.
#178859 - deckbox (03/25/2015) [-]
going to see my online grlfriend in a week.

I hate something though, We known eachother for four years, but never slept together, I feel like, All these years she slept with other people, except me, and I haven't. I have been trying to go over for years, but it is like, Whe i should have been with her she was with others, and it really makes me down. I had a chance to have a regular partner whilst waiting to go over, but felt guilty and dishonest if i were to do so, but i feel like, She had no problem doing that because she ' loves me'.

I dont want to get HPV or some shit, but she wants me to use no protection, things like that, and I have crippling anxiety about stuff, and I absolutely no way want any diseases, and if i get hpv then I will be screwed.

Even that, i gotta get on the plane and travel there and that has made me breakdown on a few occasions. If I talk to her about this then well, I probably will get yelled at or omething and the whole deal will fall through, but I haven't had a regular partner in 5 years, and this internet lass has been the only constant thing going, and she has given me nothing but hell, but at the same time made me happy. My head is killing me, we are barely talking now, she doesnt tell me she loves me or let me see her, and I feel like I am putting in so much effort for something that will just make me go bad, but i have no choice because there is absolutely nothing else and this lass is all i care about.
User avatar #178929 to #178859 - amonahan (03/26/2015) [-]
End it. Stay friends with her but don't date her, move on to another girl. Gotta know when to move on man. Sometimes nothing can be better than something.
#178875 to #178859 - Rascal (03/25/2015) [-]
goodness gracious. end it for fucks sake. shes been seeing other people and you know and still want to see her? thats borderline cuck mate.
User avatar #178860 to #178859 - SOUL CRUSHER (03/25/2015) [-]
She has you by the balls and you havn't even had sex. This is a lot of work for something like this. I know you put a lot of time for this but you either need to drop her and be straight with her and tell her you're not happy with how things are. I honestly don't think it was wrong for her to have seen other people. It was wrong for f\her to justify it like that, but in general you were just some dude online. In that reguard you crippled yourself by "waiting" for her.

Just from the sounds of it, it sounds like it's not gonna end well. But all relationships have issues but your's sound...abusive to you.
#178873 to #178860 - deckbox (03/25/2015) [-]
it has felt abusive on several occasions, Something came out about my past and she literally wished death upon me.

I meAn i really should have not talked to her again, we stopped talking after my last attempt to see her fell through and even now I am desperate to see her but at the same time it is almost like i do not want to go.

last few weeks we have been talking less and less, interacting less. We talk alot about the sexual side recently since back together, but it is like, on occasion that was all that it felt like, and the fact she has been at her parents and we are unable to be close, it sucks,

I had to go through weeks of therapy when she came back, i have never been more stressed out about thngs, even had a breakdown, she has been trouble for me but it still has been the closest relationship i have had with someone on an emotional level, but at the same time it has been something akin to cyber bullying at tiimes when all i have ever wanted was to make her happy.

very difficult, i am 30 she is 20.

I am a balding athiest with a colourful sexual history,
she is a Muslim athiest radical feminist
#178877 to #178873 - Rascal (03/25/2015) [-]
theres no way youre not fucking trolling m7
#178853 - Rascal (03/25/2015) [-]
I wanna kill my self, but don't want to end up on the evening news. I have too many enemies, don't want my pride to go down in to the gutter.
#178918 to #178853 - Rascal (03/25/2015) [-]
Don't do it First do a simple suicide. If it looks like anything suspicious happened then they might investigate and that'll end up on the news. I suggest hanging or some other private method of suicide like drowning in your bathtub or pool. A bullet's good too, but your neighbors might get spooked and call the cops and it'll cause a scene and might also end up on the news. If you jumped in front of a car or off of a building you'll definitely hit the news. To avoid an investigation of any sort write a suicide note with the date and a signature. Have your ID with you or near you. If you live alone call the cops and ask for an ambulance and immediately kill yourself. If a neighbor or someone has to call the cops for you it might also end up on the news. Family members might speak about it on the news, so make sure they won't beforehand, otherwise there's no way around it and you just have to hope they don't want to speak with to any reporters. Hope this helps. God speed. lol jk you won't see god if you an hero, suiciders go to hell
User avatar #178885 to #178853 - antibodies ONLINE (03/25/2015) [-]
inject 9 marijuanas
User avatar #178869 to #178853 - makotoitou (03/25/2015) [-]
Ride a Malaysian airplane.
User avatar #178861 to #178853 - SOUL CRUSHER (03/25/2015) [-]
What make you think you'll be big enough to get on the news? lol, but seriousy don't kill yourself. That's for losers, stop being a loser and get laid.
User avatar #178854 to #178853 - confusedasian (03/25/2015) [-]
Kill your enemies. Take them to the grave with you.
#178850 - Rascal (03/25/2015) [-]
Is it worth it to go to college to learn culinary? I'm interested in becoming a chef, but I already know culinary is expensive (when I went to community college the culinary kids had to buy every single utensil and uniform, nothing was supplied... and I thought $70 for a book was bad). If I were to become a chef, would I even be able to use it in the real world? I don't intend on opening a restaurant so I'd have to find one to hire me, and I've seen how some places operate (I was a waitress), it's not pretty.
Is it even worth it, or should I find something else and let cooking be just a hobby?
User avatar #178871 to #178850 - makotoitou (03/25/2015) [-]
can you do a good spaghetti?
User avatar #178879 to #178871 - confusedasian (03/25/2015) [-]
Home-made like mom used to make.
User avatar #178864 to #178850 - SOUL CRUSHER (03/25/2015) [-]
yeah we had a thread here all about this, it really depend on what you want in your career BUT in general you don't need to go to a culinary school. lots of factors go into this, where you are when level you currently are at, where you want to go and stuff
User avatar #178856 to #178850 - confusedasian (03/25/2015) [-]
No, I would actually recommend the waitress route. Talk to one of the chefs in the back for some help. Tell him/her that you're interested in culinary and ask if they will help you out. Culinary is one of those things I would reccomend not going to college unless you can afford it. Experience in that field is more important than a piece of paper that says you can cook.

But I don't do culinary, so I would also reccomend you get advice from others.
User avatar #178848 - enchantedkid (03/25/2015) [-]

how do i gym?
User avatar #178922 to #178848 - WhereMehSammich (03/25/2015) [-]
If you're too lazy to read all of it, then you're too lazy to start working out. Dedication and motivation are the most important things you need in yourself. Learn gym etiquette. Google it or ask a friend. If you miss a day, don't think you fucked up and can no longer continue. One day missed doesn't mean your whole plan of bettering yourself is ruined. Continue where you left off or just ignore that you missed a day, it's not a big deal. Just don't miss a ton of days or stop. Rest is important too.
User avatar #178882 to #178848 - thisistheguy (03/25/2015) [-]
Get educated
Make a plan
Set goals for your body
Find a gym
User avatar #178866 to #178848 - SOUL CRUSHER (03/25/2015) [-]
you just need to go. Get a friend. that's get motivation. people in the gym look scary but they are willing to help for the most part. Seriously go for a while and you'll suddenly have a weightlifting crew and you guys will go eat chiptole after you finish your lifts
User avatar #178855 to #178848 - confusedasian (03/25/2015) [-]
Protein shakes
Beats headphones
Music blasting
Eyebrows on fleek
Grunt loudly whenever you lift to display dominance.
User avatar #178846 - beatmasterz (03/25/2015) [-]
I was browsing on motherless and I got a pop-up saying my ip has been suspected of owning illegal porn.... I'm not in trouble right? It's just a scam... right?
User avatar #178872 to #178846 - makotoitou (03/25/2015) [-]
it's all the tasty CP
User avatar #178930 to #178872 - amonahan (03/26/2015) [-]
Dude who DOESN'T love some tasty cheese pizza?
User avatar #178865 to #178846 - averagewhitekid (03/25/2015) [-]
yeah its a scam
User avatar #178870 to #178865 - beatmasterz (03/25/2015) [-]
phew thanks
User avatar #178845 - thisistheguy (03/25/2015) [-]
Met a girl at a club two weeks ago,, ended up making out with her until she had to find her friend (they needed to take the metro back) but I got her number and all that. I'm meeting her at the same place tomorrow and she seems excited for it but I'm new to this stuff, if I'm able to how do I get to third base/further with her? I don't have a place I can take her home to and neither does she
User avatar #178867 to #178845 - SOUL CRUSHER (03/25/2015) [-]
I'm sorry dude. i've never been in that situaltion. You've got the girl. Sexy times are in your future but....you just need a place... I've not creative enough to help you here. just try your best
#178847 to #178845 - Rascal (03/25/2015) [-]
How do you both not have a place? Are you homeless or what?
User avatar #178849 to #178847 - thisistheguy (03/25/2015) [-]
I live with a host family and bringing home a girl is like the worst possible thing I could do, she needs to take the metro back to hers but it doesn't open till 6 am plus she also lives with her family.
User avatar #178910 to #178849 - brutallyhonest ONLINE (03/25/2015) [-]
You have a friend's place?
User avatar #178914 to #178910 - thisistheguy (03/25/2015) [-]
Eh idk probably not, everyone I know who lives independently from host families live with like 4+ people plus I don't know their roommates that well.
#178838 - friendofaf (03/25/2015) [-]
Anyone know where I can get a black Primsacolor pencil on its own?
In Australia as well pls.
I asked art but art is dead
User avatar #178842 to #178838 - amonahan (03/25/2015) [-]
Best I could do, I think you have to buy online :/
User avatar #178833 - averagewhitekid (03/25/2015) [-]
In all honesty Advice, I'm just tired of myself
Tired of being a piece of shit all the fucking time. Tired of my zero motivation. Tired of doing nothing of value in any way.
I don't really know what to do anymore. I just wanted to get this semester done and over with, but I'm getting buttfucked with work and I'm barely keeping up with it because as I said before I am an unmotivated piece of shit.
I am beginning to actually resent the sight of myself, and get angry and tear up just looking at myself in the mirror.
My friend is trying to sign a lease with me for next year, and my parents are all excited for it and my mom has big plans for me to get an internship at her company once I make it through my sophomore year, but I don't even fucking want to do any of this.
Once when a dentist was asking me about my field of study (game design), she said "Oh you could always just learn to do this stuff on your own to make the games, if you have the drive for it! Always helps to have an official degree in that stuff though!" and its stuck in my fucking head all the time. Its 100% true, and I know its true, and I'm here fucking wasting my parents' time and money so that I can learn shit that I don't even need to know. If I wasn't a complete fuck, I would have just been working a part-time job, living with my family, learning how to program and put together my own games with some of my extra time. I fucking graduated early from high school, and now I spend every fucking day thinking about what would have been if I just fucking stayed in my hometown, with my same old friends, and at least I could have just had that bit of social interaction forced through being at school in classrooms everyday. And that wouldn't even pop into my mind if my mom didn't fucking always bring up in our calls "Do you miss home, are you glad you graduated early?" AND IT FUCKING GETS ME UPSET AS FUCK.
Now I have new friends, and I love them do not get me wrong. These are literally some of the best friends I've made since I moved into my hometown neighborhood back when I was 7. But its fucking college. They have work too, and I live off campus. I barely barely fucking see them. I know plenty of this new group still hangs out with each other just out of convenience since they all live like a building apart. I have to drive to see them everytime. And I don't even fucking feel like anyone in the group would care if I just dropped out of town and they couldn't see me again. I don't feel like anyones' "Best Friend"
Speaking of Best friends, my old best friend goes to college 4 hours away from me. I haven't fucking seen him since New Years. I talked to him for 2 minutes on my birthday. And he has definitely moved on past me as a best friend. And I suppose I have too, except that I have no one to move on to. I hardly have any fucking friends to begin with.
FJ was my savoir back in fucking middle school. I can go a week without playing fucking video games, I know crazy to believe, but I can do it. But fucking FJ? GOD SMITE ME IF I MISS ONE FUCKING DAY. Thanks to it making me less depressed years ago, this site is hardwired into my fucking brain as a place to come to try and be less depressed, but it doesn't make me less depressed it gets me more fucking depressed. My playful relationship with FJ has gone from "Ha its got some funny shit and cool boards too" to "Everything here is shitposts and fucking annoying, but I have to keep checking!"
I can't vent or open up to anybody in real life, not even a fucking counselor/therapist i've been seeing since my last breakdown in October. I have no trust with anyone, and I am way too scared of abandonment from friends if I ever tell them a problem. My most notable example of this was when I told my best friend about me being depressed in high school. He said "Man you can't be depressed come on"

I don't know what the fuck I want to do, or what I want to come out of this.
#178880 to #178833 - confusedasian (03/25/2015) [-]
u gon b alright lol nigga.
#178876 to #178833 - Rascal (03/25/2015) [-]
you're only a sophmore. can still switch majors, damn.
User avatar #178843 to #178833 - amonahan (03/25/2015) [-]
Dude, I gotta go to work now, but afterwards, did you wanna talk? Just talk about anything, you can vent, or we can play some games. Sound good?
User avatar #178863 to #178843 - averagewhitekid (03/25/2015) [-]
I appreciate the offer, and I'll talk and play some games later for sure. Unfortunately for me, my work didn't do itself once I went to sleep, so I gotta do some stuff myself.
#178839 to #178833 - minutes (03/25/2015) [-]
People refuse to accept depression as an actual sickness cause it's so highly subjective. All they see is that guy who got out of the shithole highschool faster than everyone and went off to study one hell of an interesting subject while also having a nice job waiting for him.
And to be honest, maybe you should try to get that viewpoint as well. Job whise, you're doing a great thing. With that internship and your bonus education you got great job security, probably not that bad paid either. You may think it's useless but that's not true. It might only give you a small advantage over others, but advantage is advantage. A job is just a job afterall. If it only mildly interests you, you're still better than 90% of everyone else. Jobs are only there to get you money, not to make you happy. Which brings us to the next point.

College (or whatever you're at) gives awesome opportunities to develope yourself, to find yourself. There is a reason many people say it was the best time of their lifes. Leave your comfort zone, go to partys, events whatever, that you normally wouldn't attend. Do volunteer work, do what the anon said, take a semester off and do vacation. You're so young with so many opportunities. Life has so much to give and you still have so much to take.

Having difficulties with talking about your problems to people in real life is normal, especially for men. i feel like that sentence isn't correct, forgive my foreign english But eating up everything is not helping either. This is actually just another case of leaving your comfort zone. Sounds cliché but having someone to talk to makes everything a lot easier. Especially if it's someone really close or a professional.

Now the FJ thing. I am not a psychologist or anything but there are many ways to get over an adiction. Why don't you pick up a book and try to help yourself over it.
User avatar #178862 to #178839 - averagewhitekid (03/25/2015) [-]
Its not that game design doesn't interest me, or that I wouldn't want to get that internship, I absolutely love this field and am super excited for the day where my actual major classes teach me how to do anything. I'm just so unmotivated to even push past all these shitty gen eds like college algebra that are completely holding me down from doing stuff that has nothing to do with the gen eds. I can't even take my first major class till I pass college algebra.
I get the whole "college is supposed to be fun!" thing, I hear it from my mom every single call. I'm just a shy awkward kid, branching out to go to some random parties and events isn't really easy.
I know its great to have someone in real life to talk to, I used to have a friend that listened to me. Unfortunately he lives 4 hours away now, and I have no one else I feel like I can turn to in the slightest. And to be honest, I don't think anyone in my current friend group would be open to me dropping my sadness on them.
#178896 to #178862 - minutes (03/25/2015) [-]
I know it's not easy for shy people, I used to have the same problem. Thats why I called it "leaving the comfort zone". It's hard to force yourself, but once you go it starts being fun.

Try to push past these classes, it's just a short time, learn to be patient.
And if you can't talk to a friend, talk to your therapist or well me. I am here almost every day.
#178837 to #178833 - Rascal (03/25/2015) [-]
Finish that semester of school and take a fucking vacation, go on some sort cruise or fuck if I know, you Need to relax, but not that "stay home for a week and jack off" shit something to get away
User avatar #178858 to #178837 - averagewhitekid (03/25/2015) [-]
Noted, I'll see what I can do.
I still have to finish my shitty college algebra class sometime this summer, so we'll see what I can do
User avatar #178834 to #178833 - averagewhitekid (03/25/2015) [-]
inb4 "Hey pick urself up bub you just gotta make yourself 'feeeel' motivated inside "
inb4 "Man the fuck up faget"
inb4 "Hey man just look for the light at the end of this shit, you can make it through it!"
inb4 "Just find a cool club to join!"
inb4 "You don't have to inb4 so much lelelelelleleel"
User avatar #178836 to #178834 - icefried (03/25/2015) [-]
he-hey! So i'm not the only unmotivated, clinically depressed game design student, go figure!
I don't have any advice for you, because we're in the same boat. But at least you know you're not the only one, that's gotta count for something, right?
User avatar #178857 to #178836 - averagewhitekid (03/25/2015) [-]
I appreciate the thought man
User avatar #178823 - lolwtfbbqryan (03/25/2015) [-]
I need help.

I get really angry really fast. It has affected me at school, on a football team, and now its starting to affect me at home.

I just blew up on my little brother for the simplest thing not to long ago. I started putting him down and comparing him to someone with a mental disability, and my mom told me to stop. I didnt. I kept going. This caused my mom to start yelling at me, and I yelled back. Didnt end well.

I just woke up after going to sleep because my stomach and head hurt from the altercation, and now I feel like a grade-A jackass.

/advice/, how do I stop being angry all the time?
#178881 to #178823 - confusedasian (03/25/2015) [-]
Furiously masturbate all the time.
Furiously masturbate all the time.
User avatar #178844 to #178823 - amonahan (03/25/2015) [-]
You don't stop being angry, unless you can control your emotions 100% of the time, and at that point you become inhuman. Find a way to vent your anger, work out, go for a walk, play a simple game (not competitive something like angry bird or some shit), the pont is that as soon as you start to feel upset or angry, you need somewhere healthy to vent. Even getting a punching bag, or as simple as tying a pillow on a string and using that. You stop being angry all the time when you have an outlet that you can use anytime.
#178832 to #178823 - cramminginyou (03/25/2015) [-]
anger and sadness are just the product of stresses in our lives - the resources we have mentally to cope with those stressers. If the stresses outweigh the mental defense resource we become frustrated or start crying. Let me put it to you like this. there's the old addage that after you get laid you become a lot more agreeable and you tend to not look at small problems as big problems. The best way to avoid those frustrations is to develop other things that make you feel more confident. Becoming more cunning, more independent, whatever makes you feel like a stronger person. then your famiy's petty bitching will get turned down

think of Fight Club "after fight club the volume got turned down. You could deal with anything"
User avatar #178831 to #178823 - sugoi ONLINE (03/25/2015) [-]
Dude you are fucked.
I mean come on, some random chump on the internet tells you to stop acting 12 and you blow up like that? Jesus bruh.

Best advice I can give is to stop responding to everything for a while. Don't reply, don't act, just walk away and get your ignore on until you can control your anger to the point that you can actually talk to someone without sounding like one salty sailor.
User avatar #178825 to #178823 - makotoitou (03/25/2015) [-]
stop being 12
User avatar #178826 to #178825 - lolwtfbbqryan (03/25/2015) [-]
hey, fucker i came here for help, not for you to be condescending. either say something constructive or fuck off.
User avatar #178827 to #178826 - makotoitou (03/25/2015) [-]
wow you sound angry
User avatar #178830 to #178827 - sugoi ONLINE (03/25/2015) [-]
#178811 - cramminginyou (03/25/2015) [-]
how do i find the nsfw section please?
User avatar #178819 to #178811 - synthane (03/25/2015) [-]
Click "Prefs" in the top right, then the "Account and Privacy" tab. It is the last option there.
#178821 to #178819 - cramminginyou (03/25/2015) [-]
good stuff. good stuff. i have ascended to nsfw
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