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User avatar #158087 - kibbleking (10/14/2014) [-]
I started this question on Omegle and I have these two guys who are exchanging their race/age and are acting all soul searchy and edgy.
Roll even number; I let it go on
Roll odd number; esc in the middle of their lovely conversation.
User avatar #158093 to #158087 - ferrettamer ONLINE (10/14/2014) [-]
why does it matter what you do. They can continue their conversation without you
#158089 to #158087 - swiggityswooty (10/14/2014) [-]
**swiggityswooty rolls 2**
#158082 - swiggityswooty (10/14/2014) [-]
how do you get away with making a bong in ceramics class? like what do you make it look like? any ideas are helpful
User avatar #158102 to #158082 - makotoitou (10/14/2014) [-]
you don't do drugs
User avatar #158095 to #158082 - jaysnk (10/14/2014) [-]
make a *vase*
#158096 to #158095 - swiggityswooty (10/14/2014) [-]
how do i make a hole tho?
User avatar #158097 to #158096 - jaysnk (10/14/2014) [-]
i have never worked on ceramics so you should know im not the best person to ask, but you might have to make a soft spot that you can puncture later.
also check out www.youtube.com/user/soundrone/videos he makes bongs from simple things around the house although some of them require tools
#158092 to #158082 - swiggityswooty (10/14/2014) [-]
im thinking a dragon will be perfect for this any tips on how to do it?
User avatar #158083 to #158082 - thedudeistheman (10/14/2014) [-]
Or you could not make a bong in ceramics class.
#158086 to #158083 - swiggityswooty (10/14/2014) [-]
thats exactly what im doing
*wink wink*
#158079 - anonymous (10/14/2014) [-]
I think I got a girl on tinder to agree to play truth or dare and I dared her to kiss me and she says she's gonna come at 8 to do the dare so if this works what other things should I ask or dare her to do if we continue it in person
#158091 to #158079 - swiggityswooty (10/14/2014) [-]
make out with her passionately, begin the saix, make her feel like a woman and show her youre a man. you got this bro
User avatar #158081 to #158079 - mycatislookingatme (10/14/2014) [-]
Mate she's coming to your house to kiss you she's obviously wants your dick in and around her mouth.

Just go for it.
#158080 to #158079 - quatre (10/14/2014) [-]
this is what happens when a beta anon goes too alpha too fast
#158070 - anonymous (10/13/2014) [-]
How do you meet people? Everyone always tells me "Just go meet guys!" and that's it. Am I missing something here? Am I over complicating shit? I don't fucking know how to meet anyone and it really annoys me when someone just tells me "go out and meet people." Where? I go to school, and I work. Everyone I've ever come across has been taken.
User avatar #158130 to #158070 - vermillionbobcat (10/14/2014) [-]
If you're a fucking grill asking this question right now Im going to tornado kick you in the 5th vertebrate of your spine. Any girl, ANY GIRL IN THIS WORLD, can walk up to a man and ask what his name is, doesn't matter where you are, be at a fucking funeral for all I care, ask the guy whose wife just died if he wants a fucking blowjob and he'll at least think about it. My point is girls have the power, and that power can be found between your slappy happy thighs. Now a quote from spiderman, "With great power comes great responsibility." Your vagoo is that power. I consider myself to be a solid 9/10, if a sloppy, fat, pimple infested, STD ridden whore came up to me and asked me if I wanted a handy I would say fuck yeah because why not. If I go up to a 3/10 canker-sister and ask if she wants me to rail her out she'd come back with shit like "I don't even know you, who are you , you fuckin creep?!?" Embrace your gift. Your sweet sugar walls.
#158075 to #158070 - quatre (10/14/2014) [-]
You're in school, that's a huge plus for you. Once you're out, you don't have student clubs and centers and events. Join something that interests you, or something that would interest the type of person you'd be interested in meeting. Post on the bulletin boards (with permission) "diet/workout partner wanted" or whatever you want (there are rules against sex, drugs and alcohol, I'm sure). If there's really nothing, think about starting your own club; ask the student council how to start it.

Take advantage of it now, because once you're a full, out-in-the-world adult, meeting people sucks.
#158077 to #158075 - anonymous (10/14/2014) [-]
haven't really done anything with clubs yet at university. Thank you for the advice though, it's definitely more detailed than others I've had.
#158078 to #158077 - quatre (10/14/2014) [-]
If a club is too much of a time commitment, look for a something like dormitory event. Movie nights, guitar hero/smash bros game nights, pool/billiards tournaments all are places to meet a few people.
User avatar #158072 to #158070 - ScottP (10/14/2014) [-]
I don't have an answer. Though I told myself that this week I need to talk to at least one new person every day. So far...I've failed
User avatar #158069 - hwangw (10/13/2014) [-]
Where's the cheapest place to get Cards Against Humanity? I live in the US if that helps.
User avatar #158084 to #158069 - thedudeistheman (10/14/2014) [-]
I want to say on Amazon, but I have no idea. My local comic book/game/other stuff along those lines store was selling at one point in time (they still might be), so check to see if you have any stores like that near you. They might have a good price.
User avatar #158068 - gandaalf (10/13/2014) [-]
learn to love things that you hate
it's changed my life
just enjoy it
really enjoy it
like when the worst shit in your life is happening just enjoy it and savor it because it might not happen again
it gives you a chance to feel what it's like to just hate life
and i love that shit
don't even do anything about it just fucking enjoy being sad and down





User avatar #158098 to #158068 - oborawatabinost (10/14/2014) [-]
I don't get it.

If you enjoy hating life, then you're not hating it.
User avatar #158120 to #158098 - gandaalf (10/14/2014) [-]
that's the point
when shit things are happening just be happy about it
User avatar #158142 to #158120 - oborawatabinost (10/14/2014) [-]
I'm not sure how familiar you are with clinical depression, but I assure you that's not at all how it works for a vast majority of people.
User avatar #158073 to #158068 - ScottP (10/14/2014) [-]
I tried that. Then I became really pessimistic about everything. And according to Les Brown...I still haven't forgiven her
#158066 - ronjeremysweiner (10/13/2014) [-]
so i came home little drunk yesterday
and today ive been hiding in my basement eating pop-tarts and pissing in the sink instead of going upstairs
im more sharing this because it might be funny to someone else but advice sure
User avatar #158099 to #158066 - oborawatabinost (10/14/2014) [-]
That image did make me laugh a little. Not sure about advice though. If you've got important shit to do, then you should probably sober up.
#158063 - anonymous (10/13/2014) [-]
Are lower back tattoos still considered slutty?
User avatar #158065 to #158063 - iridium (10/13/2014) [-]
It's called a "tramp stamp" for a reason.
#158039 - takanodan (10/13/2014) [-]
Does anyone have/had agoraphobia and know their best way to treat it? Exposure therapy and medication is a nope or should I just man up, I fear looking like an idiot having a panic attack in front of others.
User avatar #158076 to #158039 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (10/14/2014) [-]
Honestly, you should seek professional help.
Advice from random strangers on the internet only goes so far, man.

Just like if you physically hurt yourself -- Words from someone on the internet will only go so far in aiding you.
User avatar #158104 to #158076 - takanodan (10/14/2014) [-]
Good point, but I guess it was a start and there has been evidently some good help, thanks
User avatar #158064 to #158039 - iridium (10/13/2014) [-]
You do realize agoraphobia is pretty much treated through exposure therapy and relaxation techniques along with Benzodiazepines and SSRIs (AKA the magic drugs for many psych disorders) as a standard, correct?

EMDR isn't exactly a fun alternative nor a consistently effective one.
User avatar #158105 to #158064 - takanodan (10/14/2014) [-]
yeah I've been researching more, and checking the advice given, it's probably the best bet to just man up and do exposure therapy and see what comes from professional help, thanks.
User avatar #158059 to #158039 - matexius ONLINE (10/13/2014) [-]
Agoraphobia is like every other fear, you need to conquer it, lest it will haunt you forever which is a bloody long time . Sure at first try smaller groups of people and people you can relate to (people that share yoiur interests), you don't need much.
Not everyone's an arsehole...

Sometimes you just need to tell life to bite the pillow, cause you're going in dry!
#158060 to #158059 - takanodan (10/13/2014) [-]
Damn that's pretty spot on thinking about it, I had an opportunity to go with a smaller group of close friends a couple of weeks ago, I regret why I was so hesitant. Thanks man
#158062 to #158060 - anonymous (10/13/2014) [-]
You're going to stick your thumb up your butt?
#158048 to #158039 - anonymous (10/13/2014) [-]
Try fapping before you go out to calm you down.
User avatar #158049 to #158048 - takanodan (10/13/2014) [-]
Never know, might work
#158057 to #158049 - anonymous (10/13/2014) [-]
You should stay inside. There are bad things out there......

Transformer vs Man Bike
User avatar #158058 to #158057 - takanodan (10/13/2014) [-]
ahah man bike would be very bad
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#158038 to #158037 - anonymous (10/13/2014) [-]
If they're bigger than hers you should worry, otherwise you're fine.
#158030 - privoxy (10/13/2014) [-]
fuck FJ I need your help. The html on FJ isnt loading correctly for me. Ive cleared my cookies and that helped temporarily. What happens is that no images are loaded whatsoever, like in the picture. And no, its not my internet connection. Webpage also loads incredibly slowly, it keeps getting stuck at the new4.fjcdn.com . And also gets stuck at new3.fjcdn.com . This has been happening since the server change. fuck guys help
User avatar #158031 to #158030 - focalanemo ONLINE (10/13/2014) [-]
addy made a post about this, I believe he is currently trying to fix it
User avatar #158032 to #158031 - privoxy (10/13/2014) [-]
do you have a link to the post? I'd really appreciate it, Im having trouble navigating the site
User avatar #158022 - zhao (10/13/2014) [-]
any of you ever had Vestibular neuronitis before? if yes then any advice?
#158040 to #158022 - anonymous (10/13/2014) [-]
Herpes, eh?
User avatar #158050 to #158040 - zhao (10/13/2014) [-]
no?
#158052 to #158050 - anonymous (10/13/2014) [-]
Yeah boi!
User avatar #158055 to #158052 - zhao (10/13/2014) [-]
no man!
#158056 to #158055 - anonymous (10/13/2014) [-]
It's a common cause. You herpe'd up.
User avatar #158061 to #158056 - zhao (10/13/2014) [-]
you just a south korean, dafuk do yu know
User avatar #158017 - novuss (10/13/2014) [-]
Any techsavy fjers roaming this board?

I recently moved to China for study and moved in to an appartment. The internet was included in the rent and I have no clue what kind of subscription it is. But it is utter shit.

I ran an internet speedtest and it showed download speed around 18.61 mb and uploadspeedtest resultated in an error and ping was 151 ms

But all the browsing goes slow as fuck. Funnyjunk cant even load most GIF's, youtube sucks balls. Everything!
Every torrent I try to download does go higher than 10 kb/s.

Anybody now why this is happening and how to fix it?

Ps. I have almost no knowledge of pc's what so ever.
#158035 to #158017 - bananaforlife ONLINE (10/13/2014) [-]
I get 1 mb down on a good day
User avatar #158028 to #158017 - focalanemo ONLINE (10/13/2014) [-]
I have a friend who moved to china, he says the internet is horrible everywhere.
It is even worse when trying to connect to non chinese websites because of the great firewall that blocks a shitload of connection or slows it down horribly...
#158018 to #158017 - ronjeremysweiner (10/13/2014) [-]
you might have better luck asking the technology board
User avatar #158013 - shenro (10/13/2014) [-]
so my dog puked yellow foam like stuff again and appearantley thats something the liver makes and the dog may puke it if the stomach is empty for long or something, thing is, this time and the previous time it happened, a lawnmower was driven by which made me think, does the lawnmower sound make her sick or does the smell of cut grass make her sick? what do you think
#158019 to #158013 - ronjeremysweiner (10/13/2014) [-]
there is a chemical in grass that makes dogs puke
and they will eat alot of it when their stomach hurts to make them puke
idk if the smell is enough to make her puke though
but if its related to grass then its ok, but if ur dog does it frequently then you should probably go to a vet
User avatar #158005 - burdensomebucket (10/13/2014) [-]
I'm doing my final exams over the next three weeks.
My problem is, when I am reviewing my notes my mind keeps wandering and I can't stay focused. Yet at the same time when I'm relaxing on facebook and funnyjunk, im constantly on edge and biting my fingernails and stressed cause I feel like I should be studying. Is there anything I can do?
#158071 to #158005 - doggod (10/14/2014) [-]
Put this on through your headphones, at a volume where it is barely audible (so that it is loud enough to hear and occupy your mind, but not loud enough to be a distraction). If that doesn't work then at least you are failing to study like a classy mofo.(Also breaking it into small chunks helps since then your mind can really focus for short periods of time) 1 Hour Godot - Fragrance of Dark Coffee - Jazz Soul
#158041 to #158005 - anonymous (10/13/2014) [-]
Fap
#158020 to #158005 - witchofsand (10/13/2014) [-]
Fuck that meditation pussy shit. Print your crap out, have everything hard copy and LEAVE WHEREVER THE FUCK YOU ARE no internet and go somewhere else.    
I had the same shit happen, then I started walking like 5 minutes away from my house next to some fucking lake, brought a towel and some snacks and just studied for an hour or 2 like a complete faggot.    
The point is getting used to taking away an hour or 2 every other day to study. Eventually you're going to do it out of reflex no matter where you are. Also, whoever says you need to study 2 hours for every hour of lecture was a fucking retarded fucknuts. I study 1 1/2 - 2 hours every other day and I'm doing fucking great.
Fuck that meditation pussy shit. Print your crap out, have everything hard copy and LEAVE WHEREVER THE FUCK YOU ARE no internet and go somewhere else.
I had the same shit happen, then I started walking like 5 minutes away from my house next to some fucking lake, brought a towel and some snacks and just studied for an hour or 2 like a complete faggot.
The point is getting used to taking away an hour or 2 every other day to study. Eventually you're going to do it out of reflex no matter where you are. Also, whoever says you need to study 2 hours for every hour of lecture was a fucking retarded fucknuts. I study 1 1/2 - 2 hours every other day and I'm doing fucking great.
User avatar #158016 to #158005 - ScottP (10/13/2014) [-]
I tend to have the same problem unless I woke up just right that morning. I'm slowly trying to just focus my mind by meditating
User avatar #158007 to #158005 - hsm (10/13/2014) [-]
Do some focus exercises. Listen to music in the background if you're writing or if you are trying to memorize something, engage in a secondary activity while doing so. Like eating snacks.
#158004 - xerodeath (10/13/2014) [-]
how would it turn out if i took my mother to court for visitation rights to my sister? i live in canada and theres nothing wrong with me at all theres no /legal/ so i need advice
User avatar #158006 to #158004 - hsm (10/13/2014) [-]
explain your situation
#158009 to #158006 - xerodeath (10/13/2014) [-]
Pretty much my dad wants to se my sister, i live with him, and id like her to come over shes only 13. im 21 i think i should have the right to have my sister ti come to my house
User avatar #158021 to #158009 - witchofsand (10/13/2014) [-]
There might be nothing wrong with you, but your dad would be the issue. Either way if you want to see your sister why not talk to your mom about it?
User avatar #158010 to #158009 - hsm (10/13/2014) [-]
sounds like a weird situation, consult an actual lawyer.
#158011 to #158010 - xerodeath (10/13/2014) [-]
its thanks giving.. thats why im asking here
User avatar #158012 to #158011 - hsm (10/13/2014) [-]
Happy thanks giving Bro. There are times when even the internet might not be able to help you.
#158014 to #158012 - xerodeath (10/13/2014) [-]
thanks anyways
User avatar #158015 to #158014 - hsm (10/13/2014) [-]
You're welcome
#157998 - anonymous (10/13/2014) [-]
So, I want a new hobby, for a while now, ive just been stuck hanging out with friends/girlfriend,playing games, and working.

But recently my girlfriend got into her religion a bit more, joined facebook groups, she studies and reads a lot, and she's very interested and passion and social about it. And for a minute i got quite jealous, because she was spending time with it, but I realized it wasn't because of it, I just want something like that.

I've googled hobbies, and really tried to assess what im into,but literally everything sounds uninteresting to me and recently ive kinda holed up into what I've been doing and I dont even know what I like to do.

I want something I can feel passionate about and take pride in, and find fulfillment from it.

Any ideas or suggestions?
Has anyone else felt this way and if you got out of it, what hobby did you find?
#158074 to #157998 - doggod (10/14/2014) [-]
Read novels. Not light reading, read some real heavy stuff. Stuff that they teach in English class. Like Brave New World, or Atlas Shrugged. Slaughterhouse V. Short stories by Anton Chekhov. Personally, I didn't really like reading, but I spent my entire summer just reading these kinds of "intellectual" books and it changed my perspective on a lot of things. The act of reading wasn't fulfilling, and it's not something I'd be proud of, but reading all of the big ideas that these authors have and then comparing them against your own gave me a sense of self-fulfillment, if that makes sense.

tl;dr read all the important books
User avatar #158029 to #157998 - ScottP (10/13/2014) [-]
I just did thing that I liked when I was younger. I made films with my friends and drew and stuff. Though recently I've been having less time for my hobbies with college
#157999 to #157998 - anonymous (10/13/2014) [-]
Cont.

To futher explain, myself.

I like outdoors events to a degree, but only with other people and no one I know is really into that.
I've tried futhering myself more into religion, but I feel no fulfillment from it.
I'm a typical person, I like games,movies, socializing alot. I've got a fairly strong interest in music, how it works,sound setups. I feel like I could learn more though.
I really wanna go into audio engineering, but I dont even know where to start.
I'm fairly articulate, i like working with money and problem solving as well.
I know no I dont really need a Bio here, but i figured it would help for suggestions.
User avatar #158001 to #157999 - iridium (10/13/2014) [-]
The thing is, it doesn't have to be a particularly involving hobby or one that is really easily defined to be a hobby. I would consider my near compulsive obligation to research anything that seems interesting a hobby of mine because I love information. You shouldn't give up if you try something and you don't like it; I took many hobbies (Guitar, Dance, Slot Cars, Sports) before I settled on playing the Drums as my primary hobby I both got into and commited to practicing. It really just has to be something you enjoy doing, and the great thing about these days is you can really get into anything with the internet.

The best thing isn't to just look up random ideas, but to look to what you really enjoy and what you believe you might be good at, and finding the common ground between the two.

Sorry, I may be a bit vague but it's honestly kind of a vague topic.
User avatar #157994 - oborawatabinost (10/13/2014) [-]
I'm at a big university, and how do I get letters of recommendation from faculty members that don't even know I exist because they've got thousands of students throughout the week. The one I want shit like that from isn't very accessible. Plus, if I did just go talk to them, I wouldn't know what to talk about other than class stuff. Not sure how to get them to want to write a rec letter for me.
#158042 to #157994 - anonymous (10/13/2014) [-]
Drive by Spider-man?
#157993 - THISISNOTFUNNY (10/13/2014) [-]
How do i get over a girl FJ?   
This summer I was living up in Yellowknife a girl came up there via a college program and I got to spend a majority of my of time with her. At the start we both liked each other but we couldn't date cause of her college rules. So we just hung out and talked about everything. Over this period i grew to really like her.  So at the end she went back to Vancouver and I stayed up in Yellowknife for about a month longer till i was going to move. I moved to Vancouver as well ( 2-3/10 was for her tbh). I hung out with her and it was possibly the worst time i had ever spent with her. She took a while to answer my questions and I'd often have to repeat myself. After that I ended up running into her sister who said that She had heard nothing but good things about me. So I thought hey maybe she still likes me. So i ask the girl if she still had any feelings for me whatsoever? She said no. That was all a week ago. I thought i was over it, but now she has photos up on FB and I did the stupid thing and looked at them and all those feelings for her rushed back.   
TL;DR- i like a girl, she used to like me but doesn't anymore.   
How do I get over her?
How do i get over a girl FJ?
This summer I was living up in Yellowknife a girl came up there via a college program and I got to spend a majority of my of time with her. At the start we both liked each other but we couldn't date cause of her college rules. So we just hung out and talked about everything. Over this period i grew to really like her. So at the end she went back to Vancouver and I stayed up in Yellowknife for about a month longer till i was going to move. I moved to Vancouver as well ( 2-3/10 was for her tbh). I hung out with her and it was possibly the worst time i had ever spent with her. She took a while to answer my questions and I'd often have to repeat myself. After that I ended up running into her sister who said that She had heard nothing but good things about me. So I thought hey maybe she still likes me. So i ask the girl if she still had any feelings for me whatsoever? She said no. That was all a week ago. I thought i was over it, but now she has photos up on FB and I did the stupid thing and looked at them and all those feelings for her rushed back.
TL;DR- i like a girl, she used to like me but doesn't anymore.
How do I get over her?
#158054 to #157993 - leadstriker (10/13/2014) [-]
i have no advice but this happens to everyone mate
i know that feel
#158043 to #157993 - anonymous (10/13/2014) [-]
Do her sister
User avatar #158051 to #158043 - THISISNOTFUNNY (10/13/2014) [-]
Her sister is married and i'm not a homewrecker.
#158053 to #158051 - anonymous (10/13/2014) [-]
Then you're doomed to saddy-sadness forever.
User avatar #158008 to #157993 - hsm (10/13/2014) [-]
Start working out. It will take your mind off of puny little human females and you'll make gains. Win win situation.
User avatar #157995 to #157993 - oborawatabinost (10/13/2014) [-]
Make sure you never see pictures of her again. Completely cut her out of your life. Then all you can do is give it some time. Time helps, but waiting sucks, I know. Believe me, I've been there.
User avatar #157997 to #157995 - THISISNOTFUNNY (10/13/2014) [-]
It's truly going to be fucking hard to do again to yet another girl.
User avatar #158026 to #157997 - oborawatabinost (10/13/2014) [-]
It will, but it'll get easier over time.
#157976 - irenecloud (10/13/2014) [-]
So, guys. Totaled my car the other day. Second major wreck I've been in, and I remember every detail of it. Can't seem to push it out of my head.

Came around a slight curve at the peak of a hill around 40. Since the tread on my rear tires were low, it kicked out. Instinctively, I turn my wheel as far right as it would go, and I cranked the E-Brake, locked my tires, shoved it into reverse, and floored it. I was a split second too late. My car went straight sideways, into the other land, and I felt myself rising (the car had started to roll) and that's when I hit the pole. My back window, and passenger side windows shattered on impact, sending a few shards into my cheeks, and I bit a chunk out of my top lip. the topper on my car (I deliver pizza, and was coming back from a delivery) flew about sixty feet into the field on the other side of the pole. My rearview mirror snapped off and smacked me in the head, and everything went quiet. I felt what I thought was a chip of a tooth (actually my lip) on my tongue, and spit it onto my passenger floorboard. I went to unbuckle my seatbelt, smacked my elbow off my passenger door (which was now overtop my E-brake) and unclicked it. I went to open my door,but it was stuck. The frame had bent and I thought I was trapped. I propped myself against my passenger door, pulled the door handle and started kicking. It eventually popped open. By this time, a person had driven by and stopped. They were already calling 911.

I just can't stop replaying all of that in my head, and it scares the shit out of me. I question how I'm alive right now. I'm happy I am, and I'm even happier I didn't have anyone with me.

What can I do to put this behind me?
User avatar #157979 to #157976 - nigalthornberry (10/13/2014) [-]
That's normal with traumatic experiences

Also you need to get better at driving
User avatar #157980 to #157979 - irenecloud (10/13/2014) [-]
If I were any better at driving than I am now, I'd be making bank as a stunt driver.
I did exactly what I was supposed to do, just not fast enough.
#158045 to #157980 - anonymous (10/13/2014) [-]
Moron.
User avatar #157981 to #157980 - nigalthornberry (10/13/2014) [-]
You shouldn't be going around a curve at 40 in that car(assuming it's the one in the pic
User avatar #157982 to #157981 - irenecloud (10/13/2014) [-]
Honda Handling>Any other vehicle handling
#158046 to #157982 - anonymous (10/13/2014) [-]
LOL. No.
User avatar #157983 to #157982 - nigalthornberry (10/13/2014) [-]
A fucking Honda
Just no

User avatar #157984 to #157983 - irenecloud (10/13/2014) [-]
Let me guess.
FORD CAUSE MURICA. VROOM
Right?
User avatar #161727 to #157984 - sonicsyndicate (11/06/2014) [-]
hey me and a friend take turns at 80 sometimes in his ranger but he can drive like a motherfucker too so youre fucked i guess
User avatar #157985 to #157984 - nigalthornberry (10/13/2014) [-]
Even though I like Ford, no

BMW's have a better weight distribution and usually better gripping tires

Hondas have those donut wheels and lawn mower engines
User avatar #157987 to #157985 - irenecloud (10/13/2014) [-]
I'll agree with the weight distribution factor. Hondas are pretty front heavy.

But they have lawnmower engines that can push almost 180 after investing a little less than 5k...
User avatar #157988 to #157987 - nigalthornberry (10/13/2014) [-]
Almost 180 after 5k
I hope you're talking about RPM's since everybody else's cars have come with that stock for a while now
User avatar #157989 to #157988 - irenecloud (10/13/2014) [-]
>Pay 35 Grand for a new sporty ass car

>Pay 1500 for a 2002 civic
>5500 in performance parts
>Smash 35 grand sporty ass car
User avatar #157990 to #157989 - nigalthornberry (10/13/2014) [-]
I paid 1200 for a surplus cop car
Then I got a 5.4l DOHC for $400 and get 310hp

User avatar #157991 to #157990 - irenecloud (10/13/2014) [-]
Cops around here drive Crown Victorias.

I'm not even kidding...
User avatar #157992 to #157991 - nigalthornberry (10/13/2014) [-]
Our primary is the CV but them surplus selloffs were old chevys
User avatar #157977 to #157976 - irenecloud (10/13/2014) [-]
, into the other lane**

Insomnia brought me here, so I didn't notice that. .-.
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