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#207345 - smartythechicken
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(01/27/2016) [-]
never forget
#207344 - anon
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(01/27/2016) [-]
long time friends that I planned to live together with through university have applied for accommodation by themselves without me on purpose and are pretty much laughing in my face about it over a group chat, it's something so trivial but I feel so hurt what do?
#207352 to #207344 - larrynonymous
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(01/27/2016) [-]
Try and message the most understanding and most reasonable friend.
#207338 - iliekcereal
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(01/27/2016) [-]
is it worth doing drugs to get tickets to see my favority band? i don't do drugs... but like i really want these tickets
#207347 to #207338 - icefried
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(01/27/2016) [-]
Only in very small quantities, and even then chances are you won't like it.

Why would doing drugs even be a prerequisite to getting tickets?
#207339 to #207338 - sugoi
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(01/27/2016) [-]
Depends on the drugs.
Hell yeah I'll do some panadol for free tickets.
#207340 to #207339 - iliekcereal
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(01/27/2016) [-]
its dabs
#207363 to #207340 - sushininja
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(01/28/2016) [-]
pretty sure its concentrated thc of something like that. They arent that bad since it's like smoking the devils lettuce unless you do a lot. The size that you do affects the trip. Like a penny or larger is already a large amount.
So like dont do more than half a penny
#207343 to #207340 - topoftherock
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(01/27/2016) [-]
just do one and you'll be fine, 2 is ok, 3 is gonna be too much.
#207342 to #207340 - sugoi
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(01/27/2016) [-]
marry jew wanna oil got it
Apparently it's strong so good luck not getting a bad trip or something
#207337 - murrlogic
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(01/27/2016) [-]
ITT: Things you want to happen that might never come true.

I wanna write a show and maybe a book. Can't do neither of these things since I failed college.

I didn't even fail college as in a "i'm smarter than everyone else" kinda way

I failed in the "billions like me ain't gonna make it in life" kind of way.
#207341 to #207337 - anon
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(01/27/2016) [-]
Yeah pretty much no one was thinking you were the "Im smarter than everyone else" way considering you can't even pass a goddamn sensitivity test.
#207346 to #207341 - smartythechicken
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(01/27/2016) [-]
i'm calling the police.
the 13th amendment made it illegal to own niggas like this
#207322 - ILikeGreen
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(01/27/2016) [-]
Hey. This weekend it was a friends birthday. She got really drunk and told me some stuff. one of those things is that shes a broken girl. She kept saying it over and over tears in her eyes. I tried to comfort her but I was super drunk and just said some clitche shit.

Should I message her (idk when is the next time i'll see her) and tell her how i feel the same way as she does, that shes a great person, im glad to be her friend and if she ever needs to talk im here.

its going to be more details added to it. Or should I just wait to see her? i feel like she wants me to say something even tho she messaged me to pls never bring it up.
#207331 to #207322 - sugoi
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(01/27/2016) [-]
She was drunk and probably doesn't even remember.
Don't act like an autistic white knight, if she brings it up then talk about it.
#207333 to #207331 - ILikeGreen
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(01/27/2016) [-]
She does remember it
but you right i should wait for her to bring it up
#207317 - inuares
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(01/27/2016) [-]
I've got 4.11 dollars left on amazon. What should I get, if anything. I never really use amazon, but I had to get a 25 dollar amazon card just to get a game that wasn't available in my state. I'm also not very good at navigating the website so I can't tell if there are any cheap games for ds.
#207329 to #207327 - inuares
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(01/27/2016) [-]
ey, thanks dude.
#207321 to #207317 - sugoi
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(01/27/2016) [-]
butt plug?
also topkek 4 bucks for a ds game you really itching for a shitty movie game or what?
#207324 to #207321 - inuares
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(01/27/2016) [-]
I don't know. All I do know is that I don't use Amazon that often and unlike steam, it doesn't have an "under 5 dollars" option.
#207325 to #207324 - sugoi
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(01/27/2016) [-]
You only have 4.11 what do you mean it doesn't have to be an under 5 dollars option.
#207328 to #207325 - inuares
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(01/27/2016) [-]
"it doesn't have an "under 5 dollars" option. " what I meant by this is that there doesn't seem to be a search method of finding things within a certain pricerange on amazon.
#207330 to #207328 - sugoi
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(01/27/2016) [-]
"Sort from low to high"
#207332 to #207330 - inuares
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(01/27/2016) [-]
Thank you.
#207314 - anon
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(01/27/2016) [-]
Hello advice board, my friend is lending me his old iphone for a few months, are there any lowkey porn apps that I can download and just remove after thanks (tumblr and instagram are out of the question)
#207315 to #207314 - sugoi
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(01/27/2016) [-]
Have you tried just using the fucking web browser you autist?
#207318 to #207315 - anon
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(01/27/2016) [-]
That saves history, if he gets back on the phone he'll know
#207319 to #207318 - sugoi
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(01/27/2016) [-]
That's why you use incognito mode, something basically every modern web browser has.

What is wrong with you old man.
#207313 - phildawhale
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(01/27/2016) [-]
Hey, does anyone know how to set up a fake email account or one that can't be traced back, thanks ^.^
#207316 to #207313 - sugoi
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(01/27/2016) [-]
Have you tried using a VPN and using a disposable email you autist?
#207320 to #207316 - phildawhale
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(01/27/2016) [-]
wat that
#207323 to #207320 - sugoi
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(01/27/2016) [-]
A VPN is a Virtual Private Network, you connect to a computer and then to the internet so when people try to trace you they get to the computer you connected to instead of you. A disposable email should be self explanatory unless you're retarded.
#207300 - ilovehue
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(01/26/2016) [-]
My roommate's cat meows silently at my rat. Does it want to eat it? or just saying hello?
#207334 to #207300 - dreygur
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(01/27/2016) [-]
Keep any small animal away from carnivores, regardless of whether or not they seem hungry.
#207306 to #207300 - sugoi
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(01/27/2016) [-]
Eat the cat before it can eat your rat.
#207304 to #207300 - anon
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(01/27/2016) [-]
Really depends on the type of meow. Cats obviously communicate with their meows so it can mean a multitude of things. My honest guess is the cat is either hungry, seeking attention or more likely curious about the mouse. If they never interact outside his cage, and i assume his cat is well fed, its just trying to figure out your rat.

Don't let it figure out your rat.
#207307 to #207304 - ilovehue
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(01/27/2016) [-]
the cat has limited use of its rear legs so it cannot jump and my rat never walks freely, at least not without my sustained watch but yeah I don't trust the little fuck.
#207311 to #207307 - anon
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(01/27/2016) [-]
Yeah, I've taken care of a few cats in my time, but they're actually pretty crazy good hunters. Mice, and several other rodents have appeared in my garage over the years. Even if they don't show any signs, that cat might just be aching to test itself on your rat.
If they're both young, i say invest in some kind of mobile toy for your rat so he can get a good look around and slowly introduce the two. Or you can just give him a tiny helmet and sword so he can defend his kingdom.
#207299 - larrynonymous
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(01/26/2016) [-]
want to try mdma, but in a small dose so I can increase my social ness and not trip. I have no medical conditions at all. I weigh 126 pounds/9stone and I'm 6ft 1. What dose should I take? Most people say around 50mg but since I'm underweight I don't what is a suitable dose? Also any tips on mdma, I can get it easily/ I have dealers in my area? Just scared if it's a funny batch; How do I test.
#207336 to #207299 - keatontheghostfox
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(01/27/2016) [-]
The real problem is you weigh 126 lbs and are 6ft1 eat something for fucks sake
#207305 to #207299 - sugoi
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(01/27/2016) [-]
People have this thing called "beer" that they normally take for feeling more social instead of some random drug of questionable legality.
#207308 to #207305 - larrynonymous
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(01/27/2016) [-]
I've tried that, I don't like the drunk feeling It gives me anxiety especially when I'm around people even family and friends, I hope you understand and I want to try new things, I just want to experiment you know.
#207310 to #207308 - anon
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(01/27/2016) [-]
Not to sound like the typical alcohol enthusiast, but maybe you're not drinking the right type of drink. Honestly, i think you need to drink a bit more to get past the anxiety stage you get. Worse thing that happens is you black out and get laid.
#207309 to #207308 - sugoi
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(01/27/2016) [-]
Trying drugs of questionable legality to socialize is bad mmmkay.
Didn't school teach you anything about peer pressure?

But whatevs your body your problem, why don't you just ask your dealer?
#207312 to #207309 - larrynonymous
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(01/27/2016) [-]
I understand, know one has peer pressured me, friends do it but they respect my choices; I have just came to terms with myself and I want to experience in a small safe dose. I live in a sub-urban area where drugs are taken lightly with officers, I've been let off before with marijuana. But thank you for at least making an effort for trying to stop me or making open to other options. If I really wanted to experience the mdma I would just go and sit in a nearby field with a babysitter, but people say that this drug boosts many hormones which can make you energetic, happy and just good; that is why I want to try it.
#207348 to #207312 - icefried
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(01/27/2016) [-]
Don't listen to these nitwits and alcohol proponents.
Psychotropic drugs can expand your mind if used responsibly and are a hell of a lot of fun to boot. As opposed to alcohol which just makes you numb and stupid.

First, recognize that there's a difference between MDMA and Ecstasy, they are similar but not the same. Pure MDMA usually comes in the form of crystals though it could also come as a powder (be wary of powders as you cannot know for certain what you got wasn't tampered with).
Ecstasy comes in the form of little tablets or pills and have a reportedly lesser and shorter high because the dealers usually mix it with some filler shit like speed.
I'd recommend ordering the crystals from a site like Agora off of Tor, but look for a well reviewed supplier.

This should answer any questions you might have about doasge, though i would strongly advise starting off with a very light dose and then working your way up to your preferred high.
www.erowid.org/chemicals/mdma/mdma_dose.shtml

Please take care when you use this substance. Even though MDMA is relatively harmless it can still cause some adverse effects. Do not take anything if you have any cardiovascular problems. In fact, if it's not too expensive where you live i'd advise going to doctor to do a check-up. Better safe than suffer a heart attack.
Secondly, drink lots of water. If you're going to a club it is CRUCIAL you drink a lot of fluids and take a breather outside every once in a while to cool off. Do this even if you don't feel too hot because your senses are out of whack and you can easily overheat in a cramped, crowded environment full of sweaty dancing people.

Another thing you need to know is that you may suffer from a pretty bad hangover. The way MDMA works is that it blocks serotonin re-absorption in your brain, basically blowing all your supply for the next week. As a result many people suffer from lethargy and depression. Not necessarily, but there's a probability.

There is plenty more you can read on the subject and i'd very strongly recommend you do so.
Be safe, and have fun!
#207351 to #207348 - larrynonymous
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(01/27/2016) [-]
Thank you sir! I have tor, but people around my area are scum/cretins if you could give me directions to this agora I'm not asking for links lmao that would be splendid!
#207353 to #207351 - icefried
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(01/27/2016) [-]
Just look up "Agora marketplace"

There's a list of other marketplaces on deepdotweb that's updated regularly and has instructions on how to be safe when buying.
I'd recommend finding it. Just look up "list of deep web marketplaces" or something over tor.
#207295 - nigalthornberry
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#207297 to #207295 - anon
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(01/26/2016) [-]
Click to show spoiler
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#207293 to #207291 - anon
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(01/26/2016) [-]
"Listen, the key is to just relax. Don't worry about the numbers. Don't worry about what other guys are thinking. You're here for a reason. You believe that right?"
Terence Fletcher
#207296 to #207293 - ghirahn
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(01/26/2016) [-]
Just so everyone is aware, I change mindsets quickly. Doesnt make anons, point less valid, but holy hell. I need to probably be on fucking meds.
#207288 - anon
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(01/26/2016) [-]
I really did love her
#207290 to #207288 - lgninjaleetful
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(01/26/2016) [-]
You deserve better memester.

If someone betrays you like that, THEY DO NOT MATTER.

I know it may be hard to just gt over it, but you have to, because there are better opportunities and people who will respect you out there.
#207289 to #207288 - sugoi
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(01/26/2016) [-]
That's cause you're a pleb
#207280 - murrlogic
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(01/26/2016) [-]
I am amazingly peeved right now. I am fucking seething with rage.

What the fuck even was today? I got my ass outta bed at 11:00 and walked all the way over to the SAY Dream Center just to check in if I got the job or not.

I GOT FUCKING FIRED AND BLACKLISTED FROM SAY! THE PEOPLE WHO PAY ME TO WORK OVER AT VOICES! Apparently during the 2 week sensitivity training's, I according to them failed hopelessly in ever regard in learning how to keep my opinions to myself and have me just do what they tell me to do

Under what regard does partaking in stupid games like Duck Duck Goose and Simon Says count as "Job readyment skills?" What the fuck kind of backwards organization bases work readyness over how many stupid games I play with them these fuckers are retarded

and the weird thing is? I still got the job at VOICES but I was given it the most begrudging apathetic way possible as if to say they took me in out of spite. Wanna know what it means to be taken into a job outta spite? You're replaceable. You're a fucking number. You have no value to them and when you're used up you can leave

Just like every other fucking job i've had. I also haven't eaten in 4 days because my fucking bank card hasn't come in yet! I fucking want Food!
#207298 to #207280 - anon
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(01/26/2016) [-]
Gee, I wonder if all those silly games were to help gauge your patience and help you in general with calming to so as to better relate to other people's situations...
It sure seems that, by the way you're talking right now, that they were completely justified in sending you to sensitivity training in the first place, and then firing your ass for being a dickhead.

Keep on blogging. <3
#207284 to #207280 - sugoi
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(01/26/2016) [-]
Suck sum o dat weiner for mcdonalds mayne
#207281 to #207280 - cronos ONLINE
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(01/26/2016) [-]
Sorry you've had such a shit day, pal. I hope things get better for you. A somewhat morbid thought that keeps me going at times, "Life never gets so bad it can't get worse." Or if you care for something a little more light hearted, I quote one of my favorite movies of all time. "It can't rain all the time." One of these days I'm going to buy you a pizza to cheer you up. Just keep it up, brother. Better days are on the way.
#207275 - hoaxfourtyfour
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(01/26/2016) [-]
I want to die, but don't want to commit suicide.
#207362 to #207275 - deathbyknish
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(01/28/2016) [-]
prepare to retire in 2 days
you should be dead shortly
#207285 to #207275 - sugoi
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(01/26/2016) [-]
Go work in a mine
#207282 to #207275 - cronos ONLINE
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(01/26/2016) [-]
Try finding a new purpose in life. Only reason I'm not dead is because of some cringey bullshit I've kept telling myself to keep going... But it's working and the more I think about it, the less I feel like dying every day.
#207277 to #207275 - alexanderburns
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(01/26/2016) [-]
eat ice cream until your heart gives
#207278 to #207277 - hoaxfourtyfour
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(01/26/2016) [-]
Funny that you say this - i'm eating ice cream right now.
#207292 to #207278 - alexanderburns
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(01/26/2016) [-]
did you do it
#207279 to #207278 - alexanderburns
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(01/26/2016) [-]
well keep going
#207276 to #207275 - anon
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(01/26/2016) [-]
become a fireman
or an honest cop
#207273 - derpityhurr
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(01/26/2016) [-]
Tan(x)*sin(x)=2.55
How to solve fam
#207287 to #207273 - ohhh
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(01/26/2016) [-]
#207270 - mondominiman
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(01/26/2016) [-]
Will any optometrist fix glasses even if I never got them there? I lost my original pair No idea how, they just up and disappeared one day so I'm using an old pair from years ago. The lens is still fine but one of the little plastic guards, that sits on your nose, fell off and now the bare metal gave me a tiny scar on my face.
#207286 to #207270 - sugoi
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(01/26/2016) [-]
Yes
Though they'd probably try to rib you into buying a new pair at their establishment after getting your measurements checked again.

Generally yes especially for something as simple as fixing the plastic guard.
#207269 - smokinstar
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(01/26/2016) [-]
So I came here a few days ago to ask about this issue I've got with this one gal.
/advice/206986#206986
To sum things up, she owes me a fuck load of shit. She got back to me through our mediator and now we're here. She's begging me to let her keep some of the more luxurious things, but essentially I'm in a position to make demands and she can't say no. (That sounded hella rapey). Anyways I came to ask for a bit of advice. How should I approach this? Should I be an absolute cunt and demand everything back, or walk to the higher road and show her the kindness she never showed me? (If anyone's wondering she owes me somewhere around the area of $7k - $10)
#207335 to #207269 - whathaveyoudone ONLINE
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(01/27/2016) [-]
glass her
#207301 to #207269 - larrynonymous
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(01/26/2016) [-]
Show some degree of cunt but not too much, take what you want/need but show her, tell her how much she hurt you, let her know, not for revenged, not out of anger but to teach her a lesson to never hurt someone like she did to you again. Remember we are all equals nowadays. Teach her fam
#207265 - jaytothadee
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(01/25/2016) [-]
Ok this will sound really bad...so here it goes. I like this girl. Like really like this girl. weve talked about how we feel about relationships. We both dont want to get hurt again and want to get to know the other person first. So we talk everyday and flirt so I know that she likes me also. I just cant decide if I want to date her or not. I dont want to let her down if she asks me out and i havent decided. So here comes the bad part. one of the main reasons is that she is really attractive but only when she wears makeup does her hair etc but she doesnt do that at school. Dont get me wrong without make up he is cute shes like a 5 but with makeup shes a solid 10...its just when she wears it she looks like two different people. and i like the fake version of her better and I think thats shallow of me.another reason is she is really religous. its not the fact thats shes celibate but more of I dont believe in god and I dont want to be a bad influence. Shes a good girl and has things going for her and I am a punk kid whos probably going to be stuck in the ghetto his whole life. I dont want to be a bad influence ...those are the main reasons why Im having second thoughts sorry for long post

Tldr I like this girl but we dont want to get hurt again, I cant decide if I like her because of two things. One she is cute but not the same person when she wears makeup. I like the makeup version better so shallow of me and two i dont want to be a bad influence
#207266 to #207265 - gabsmatags
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(01/25/2016) [-]
Sounds like you two just aren't compatible, unfortunately. Next time you see her say something like "Listen, I really like you, but I don't think we're right for each other." If she's important to you, offer to maintain the friendship. Let her know you care about her a lot and that's why you've decided against the relationship.
#207262 - cognosceteipsum
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(01/25/2016) [-]
SO basically there's a Muslim girl in my class. I fucked up once by asking her a stupid question about Islam (nothing relating to violence or Muhammed being a pedo or anything). She got really defensive. I didn't think much of it until later on.

So she came up to me and a friend a few weeks ago, asking to borrow a cellphone. She was very distant. Very zombie like yet agile. So, my friend lent her his phone and she made a 5 minute call. She loosened up shortly after. She also started wearing a veil rather suddenly. When asked about it she became about as defensive as she was on me. A friend asked btw.

Now this in combination of the fact that she's randomly gone from school and she sporadically removed her profile picture without her veil and deactivated her account makes me worry that there's some honour killing thing going on. Help?
#207267 to #207262 - lgninjaleetful
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(01/25/2016) [-]
mudslims always get offended and defensive from the slightest shit.

Dont take some of them seriously, they are children at heart
#207271 to #207267 - cognosceteipsum
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(01/26/2016) [-]
Ya ok my man
#207272 to #207271 - lgninjaleetful
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(01/26/2016) [-]
just saying mang, ive encountered a few. I work with one actually, gets triggered at the slightest shit. We were talking about papers we had due at our university, and mine was on gun control against

bitch blows up in my face calling me an evil baby killer
#207274 to #207272 - anon
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(01/26/2016) [-]
you do sound like a very open minded person that was willing to give them a chance
what with calling them "Mudslims" and all
#207283 to #207274 - sushininja
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(01/26/2016) [-]
Could have just been a spelling error. Considering the d is next to the s