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#136414 - swiggityswooty ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
recently started smoking weed, i wanna kill this habit before it starts and gets out of hand, because i do sports and because i easliy get into deep shit regularly. how do i avoid the urge
User avatar #136452 to #136414 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (06/01/2014) [-]
Fill your time with something else.
User avatar #136425 to #136414 - spaceking (05/31/2014) [-]
Every time you feel like you want to smoke, go and get a glass of water or a favorite drink or something. Works for me.
User avatar #136416 to #136414 - gandaalf (05/31/2014) [-]
this guy i know carries a lighter with him and burns his hand whenever he feels like smoking
User avatar #136415 to #136414 - yunouppercase (05/31/2014) [-]
self discipline

just ignore the urge
User avatar #136413 - finnthehueman (05/31/2014) [-]
ate out my gf for the 2nd time.heres the question.how is it supposed to taste? cus i didnt really like the taste at first i thought i was just not use to the taste.but it didnt taste any better the 2nd time so You need to login to view this link it acquired taste or is it my gf?but her business smelled clean it didnt stank just as soon as my tongue touched it it went down hill
User avatar #136451 to #136413 - marinepenguin (06/01/2014) [-]
Some girls taste good, others don't. Just something you gotta live with if you want to please her properly.
User avatar #136418 to #136413 - yunouppercase (05/31/2014) [-]
maybe she's just sweaty, just make sure she's clean.
whatever else, there's not much you can do.
you could go to the gynecologist with her, if you really think there's a problem
#136396 - herblegerble (05/31/2014) [-]
I got given a set of Yamaha 5.1 speakers but no receiver. We don't recognise this cable/connector thing. Is it specific to a certain receiver or can I get this cable from somewhere and plug it into any receiver?
Thanks.
#136383 - ipostcp (05/31/2014) [-]
So I was wondering if anyone knew anything about law enforcement and what not? I want to ask a few questions.
So I was wondering if anyone knew anything about law enforcement and what not? I want to ask a few questions.
User avatar #140399 to #136383 - fucktotheyou (06/25/2014) [-]
What about it
User avatar #140400 to #140399 - ipostcp (06/25/2014) [-]
This is pretty far back.
User avatar #140401 to #140400 - fucktotheyou (06/25/2014) [-]
I like reading really far back
#136382 - flaffi (05/31/2014) [-]
Hello. I'm looking for someone who speaks German. I've written a story in past tense for my German class and I need someone to check grammar and vocabulary mistakes. It's not a very complicated text, around 100 words and my language level is maybe A2. Please message me. Thank you.
#136384 to #136382 - minutes (05/31/2014) [-]
German is my native language, give me the text and I will help as best as i can.
#136394 to #136384 - flaffi (05/31/2014) [-]
Thanks. I've sent you a mail.
#136395 to #136394 - minutes (05/31/2014) [-]
Answered it. No problem.
User avatar #136340 - thisisestonia (05/31/2014) [-]
Really freaking out here...

There is blood coming out of my belly, stomach acid seems to have gone up in the last few days too, I seriously am freaking out and want advice pleaseee
User avatar #137135 to #136399 - thisisestonia (06/05/2014) [-]
top lel. did it.
User avatar #136401 to #136399 - ferrettamer ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
that was very rude
User avatar #136402 to #136401 - awesomerninjathing (05/31/2014) [-]
thank you, James
User avatar #136403 to #136402 - ferrettamer ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
np anytime
User avatar #136388 to #136340 - makotoitou (05/31/2014) [-]
nig u dying
User avatar #136390 to #136388 - ipostcp (05/31/2014) [-]
OH fuck that made me laugh.
User avatar #136391 to #136390 - makotoitou (05/31/2014) [-]
I aim to please
#136385 to #136340 - dehumanizer (05/31/2014) [-]
your belly button got probably untied or something, they'll patch you up
User avatar #136387 to #136385 - thisisestonia (05/31/2014) [-]
how does one do that,I'm fucking 17
#136398 to #136387 - dehumanizer (05/31/2014) [-]
man idk maybe you damaged it some how or it wasnt teid properly, anyways like the others recommended you should see a doctor becuase this is basicly an open wound to your gut and you could easily get infected
User avatar #136427 to #136398 - thisisestonia (05/31/2014) [-]
I'm thinking so too, but mum said "it's problably nothing" then tried to clean it with antispray (?) (read: stab)
#136430 to #136427 - dehumanizer (05/31/2014) [-]
wait so you stabed yourself to stop the bleeding?
User avatar #136432 to #136430 - thisisestonia (05/31/2014) [-]
no, my mum /stabbed/ me with a qtip because she "wanted to get rid of the blood she did not see"
#136433 to #136432 - dehumanizer (05/31/2014) [-]
you're not supposed to have blood there at all in the firist place, if it continues srsly go to a doctor before you get some serious infection
User avatar #136435 to #136433 - thisisestonia (05/31/2014) [-]
I KNOW THIS but I can't before monday I will before monday, trust me
User avatar #136343 to #136340 - thumbsdenied (05/31/2014) [-]
Go to the doctors as fast as you can. It might be serious

Are coffing up blood or?
User avatar #136344 to #136343 - thisisestonia (05/31/2014) [-]
no blood whilst coughing
User avatar #136342 to #136340 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
Blood from the vomit, or blood from your belly button?

Either way, you should definitely seek a Doctor in this case, and not FunnyJunk.
If anything, try out the app HealthTap.
User avatar #136345 to #136342 - thisisestonia (05/31/2014) [-]
belly button, no vomiting
User avatar #136354 to #136345 - thumbsdenied (05/31/2014) [-]
Ohh i think you got belly button discharge, its a infection and you should see the docs about it
User avatar #136356 to #136354 - thisisestonia (05/31/2014) [-]
how serious is it?
User avatar #136358 to #136356 - thumbsdenied (05/31/2014) [-]
Doesnt seem that harmfull, but id see a doctor because the infection might spread to the blood and get very serious. The cure is pretty much antibiotics

Try washing it with luke warm salted water gently
User avatar #136361 to #136358 - thisisestonia (05/31/2014) [-]
just called the national family doctors (?) number, they said I need to go to the clinic,
User avatar #136381 to #136361 - thumbsdenied (05/31/2014) [-]
Its good to get yerself checked out
User avatar #136346 to #136345 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
Go see a doctor.
Go to a hospital.

That's pretty damn serious.
User avatar #136350 to #136346 - thisisestonia (05/31/2014) [-]
ffs why today, why does this shit happen to me today
User avatar #136351 to #136350 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
Life throws curve-balls when you least expect it.

Sometimes you just have to roll with the punches.

The picture you posted didn't seem too bad, but still it's blood coming from your belly button. I would go seek professional help.
User avatar #136353 to #136351 - thisisestonia (05/31/2014) [-]
it comes like small bursts 3-4 times a day, with some sort of a fluid, smells bad
User avatar #136355 to #136353 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
It comes in bursts?!

That's pus/ discharge fluid coming out, as well.

Get off of FunnyJunk and go drive to a hospital. Now.
At best, you could have an infection.
At the absolute worst.... I wouldn't even be able to say.
User avatar #136360 to #136355 - thisisestonia (05/31/2014) [-]
I mean really small bursts, it's like I sit down and in 4 hours I notice it's come
User avatar #136359 to #136355 - thisisestonia (05/31/2014) [-]
small bursts
#136330 - anonymous (05/31/2014) [-]
Getting a girl is easy. Keeping her is hard, even when i genuinely care about her.

Tips/advice on how to keep a relationship going?
User avatar #136338 to #136330 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
Some tips:

1) Don't rush into things. Sure getting one is easy, but if you want a longer lasting relationship stop man-whoring yourself and take things slowly. Get to Fully know them before dating them.

2) Be. Yourself. Overly-cliche line, I know. Just remember that you have to be open and honest with the person you're dating.

3) No baggage. For both parties. If she asks about your previous relationships, simply go with "That's in the past." No need to talk down about someone you used to date. Doing so just looks really, really bad on your part. -- Similarly if she ever talks down about her ex's, or is involved with them in more than 'barely friends' status, I would stay away from her. Nothing is worse than having her tell you she's still in love with her ex. (If any of her ex's are actively involved in her life, with few exceptions, I would definitely stay away.)

4) Alongside with #1 and #2, be sure that they like you for who you are, and not for how you look or what you wear/ what you own.

5) Pick one. It really, really seems like other ladies are picking up on your man-whore nature. Hence why you can't keep a girl for long. You need to change your social-status. Don't flirt with every and any girl out there. Flirt with only one. Things don't work out? Wait a few weeks, and if something doesn't come up by then, then by all means open yourself up to the dating scene again.
#136366 to #136338 - anonymous (05/31/2014) [-]
Thanks. Except i was kind of looking for advice on what to do whilst in the relationship rather than preparing a long term one.

Haha and it seems that i made it sound like i'm some sort of playa. I've only two people actually and i made sure i've known them for a year before getting into anything serious. Though i don't flirt with every girl i see (at least not subconsciously), they just seem to like me. You reckon this could still be a problem though? i thought it would have actually made me look more desirable but then again what do i know? the longest relationship i have been in lasted 6 months.
User avatar #136369 to #136366 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
Ah, completely different story then.
I was imagining you as a player, for sure... Haha.


Anyhow...
When it comes to what to do in the relationship, it's simple and it's not simple...
Talk with her, be there for her, support her, be generally a fun person, always be doing something fun for the both of you to do, regular dates, unexpected/ spontaneous dates, make things for her (like origami roses and such), write her poems, etc.

It's hard to say, really, because with each person will just do their own thing.
Each person has a certain quality that the other likes. Understand which qualities you have that they like, and learn to enhance that experience.

Being in a relationship is something; To keep it going both of you must be doing something together.
Doing nothing for each other/ together, makes the relationship nothing.

TL;DR
Disregard my previous comment.
Keep things fresh, interesting, new.
Be yourself.
If you don't like to make origami, don't make origami. Like to cook? Cook for her. etc.
#136368 to #136366 - anonymous (05/31/2014) [-]
at least not consciously i meant.

User avatar #136336 to #136330 - thumbsdenied (05/31/2014) [-]
Go out for dates, think of stuff to do together. Maybe some exciting new stuff.
Explore in bed maybe. Do something suprising or harmless little pranks. Theres alotta things you can do to keep relationships going and have fun with it. But there is always the chance that people just dont belong together
#136328 - dehumanizer (05/31/2014) [-]
How do I get her out of my head so i can have peace of mind and study?
User avatar #136434 to #136328 - bobvonbobby (05/31/2014) [-]
Just swear a lot, loudly. Accept the fact that you can't change things. Focus on making yourself the best person you can be.
#136436 to #136434 - dehumanizer (05/31/2014) [-]
How does swearing really help?


Err i could probably change things idk if theres a reason to be the best i can...because why bother?
User avatar #136438 to #136436 - bobvonbobby (05/31/2014) [-]
Sometimes you just need to unleash your anger. Not towards anyone in particular, or towards her. Just Let It Go. Flippin', when the thoughts of my girlfriend leaving me enter my mind and tears start coming my way, ya know, I start getting emotional, but now is not the time to use that, so I just breathe deeply and eventually it goes away. When it doesn't, I let out a shitstorm of "FUCK COCK SHIT GOD DAMN FUCKING WHY SHIT GOD THIS FUCK FUCK FUCK GOD DAMNIT" 's for like 30 seconds.

As for bettering yourself as a person, I'm not saying become a Saint and save the world like our lord and sAVIOR JESUS. I'm just saying... Improve a skill, gain a skill, heck, I'm slowly teaching myself Italian because I want to. You want to be the better person that she wishes she had.

That's just imo.
#136491 to #136438 - dehumanizer (06/01/2014) [-]
But words are just words they dont help me.

as for a imporving theres no point, she doesent like me for me, its all in vain
User avatar #136341 to #136328 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
Focus on your goal.
If you have finals, you should really be more worried about your grades.

Someone else will come along.


The reason why you can't focus on studying is because you're focused way too hard on why you can't get her.
You're focusing on incompatibility. If she rejected you, move on.
There's hundreds of millions of possible matches out there waiting for you, man. You will find someone.

The only thing you can be a failure at right now, is a failure in school.
Focus on this. Improve yourself in this area first.

Dating and relationships can come second when it comes to your education/ job.
#136352 to #136341 - dehumanizer (05/31/2014) [-]
But I do study, and since she is in my student group I constantly get reminded about her while reading.

>mfw I remember that lecture i saw her red panties when she bended over the desk
User avatar #136362 to #136352 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
That's pretty rough.

Find a way to motivate yourself.
If anything, just hit the books. Can't remember the last paragraph because your thoughts drifted off, re-read it. Thoughts drifted off again while re-reading? Re-read it again. Thoughts drifted off again? Start clean and go through the whole page. I bet you that you'll start retaining the information by then.

Sauce: I was home schooled since middle school. Realized I kept slacking. Started to try and better myself.

The second time re-reading, some things will be forgotten and the worst won't make any sense.
Third time, you'll have remembered it just about word for word, but still won't make sense without context.
Fourth time (when you start clean and re-read the entire page/ chapter), before you can even get to the spot that you struggled with, you will have a clear understanding and start speed reading through until you hit past the point where you kept drifting off.

By then, if you're still drifting off deep in thought:
Block all unnecessary websites.
Turn off your phone.
Go to the living room, turn off the TV.
With only books and notes in-hand, study. Unless you're using ebooks and/ or have to watch videos online. Although you should still block any unnecessary websites out. Like Facebook, FunnyJunk, YouTube, etc.

Find a way, if possible, to get off the computer and start staring at some books.
Sooner or later, you're going to start studying.
So long as you block every distraction and dedicate your time to studying, you will start to clear your mind and be able to study.
#136364 to #136362 - dehumanizer (05/31/2014) [-]
but its just the subject itself that makes me think of her
#136370 to #136364 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
Power through it, man.

If you have to, go take a walk.
Come back to studying afterwards.

If it is rejection you're facing, then just remember that shit happens.
You can't always get what you want. Actually, in most cases you'll want what you can't have.
She rejected you. Simple as that.
She isn't for you.
Someone else is.
Move on.

Don't let a girl bring your grades down.

I once did the stupid thing of quitting my second job to date a girl. (Was balancing 2 jobs, highschool, and dual-enrollment with a community college.)
Now what am I doing?
After her and I broke off rather quickly, I wasn't able to get my second job back.
Graduated HS, couldn't afford Community College anymore.
Quit the job I had to work a shitty full-time job.
Realized education is better than slaving away and taking the easiest way out of it by choosing a job over a career.
Quit the full time job, now I can't get my first/ original job back.

Each small thing will change your life forever.
Don't let a girl fuck over your life.
#136375 to #136370 - dehumanizer (05/31/2014) [-]
"Someone else is"

been hearing that for the last 20 years. have to bust my ass studying for most of the year then bust my ass working a backbreaking shit tier job for shit pay in the summer when all of the privilige fags are on vacations with therir qt 3.14 gfs

THERE IS NO CHANGE, ITS BEEN ONLY GETTING WORSE EACH YEAR, I"VE GOT NOTHING TO LIVE FOR.
#136379 to #136375 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
Life is about it's ups and downs, and frankly if it didn't have any down parts, we'd have nothing to look at when we're at it's peak.   
   
Embrace who you are. Embrace your experiences.   
Live life to the fullest. Don't sulk around focusing on the negatives. Focus on the positive side of things.   
   
You're living selfishly; Take things from a selfless perspective.   
   
You have many things to live for. For instance, making that test your bitch and acing it.   
The test, and the girl, are both obstacles in life. Learn to deal with them. Learn to get over them.   
   
If there is no change in your life, then make change.
The Reward - The Animation Workshop

Life is about it's ups and downs, and frankly if it didn't have any down parts, we'd have nothing to look at when we're at it's peak.

Embrace who you are. Embrace your experiences.
Live life to the fullest. Don't sulk around focusing on the negatives. Focus on the positive side of things.

You're living selfishly; Take things from a selfless perspective.

You have many things to live for. For instance, making that test your bitch and acing it.
The test, and the girl, are both obstacles in life. Learn to deal with them. Learn to get over them.

If there is no change in your life, then make change.
#136380 to #136379 - dehumanizer (05/31/2014) [-]
But its not the challange, its the lack of worth after achieving it.

>tfw cried after passing my exams last semester, not out of happiness
User avatar #136386 to #136380 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
If you don't like your current situation, change it.

Move if you have to.
#136397 to #136386 - dehumanizer (05/31/2014) [-]
no money
User avatar #136363 to #136362 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
some things will be forgotten and the _words**_ won't make any sense.
User avatar #136335 to #136328 - sugoi (05/31/2014) [-]
Alcohol.

But that's probably a bad idea.
#136347 to #136335 - dehumanizer (05/31/2014) [-]
i have to study
#136334 to #136328 - ipostcp (05/31/2014) [-]
Well, first of all you stop winging about her saying no in the first place. If you take rejection that hard then you need to re-evaluate yourself.
#136349 to #136334 - dehumanizer (05/31/2014) [-]
what do i gotta do
User avatar #136323 - animosus (05/31/2014) [-]
Alright, I'm gonna be frank here.

Over the course of this school year, I kind of let myself go - you know, eat whatever the fuck I want, not exercise, just being a lazy little shit, and now that I take a good hard look at myself, I don't like where I'm at. The problem is, when I try to work out, I either just lack motivation or I put myself down to the point where I stop 2 push-ups in or 30 feet out and say to myself, "This is pointless."

TL;DR - I'm a fat fuck and I want out but I'm lacking motivation. Send help.
#136441 to #136323 - anonymous (05/31/2014) [-]
neilarey.com/workouts.html   
   
These are tough, but I think its fun picking out who I'm going to be..   
Also I find it easier to do things if I'm doing it for someone else. It's kinda weird, but its just a suggestion. Hope you find your motivation.
neilarey.com/workouts.html

These are tough, but I think its fun picking out who I'm going to be..
Also I find it easier to do things if I'm doing it for someone else. It's kinda weird, but its just a suggestion. Hope you find your motivation.
#136628 to #136441 - animosus (06/02/2014) [-]
Thank you, mr. Anon.

And to all the lovely bastards of the site, I thank you.

Now to be Oprah and give everyone a cookie shot.
User avatar #136357 to #136323 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
Alright, I'm going to be Steve here.

Someone once told me possibly the greatest life advice to date:

Always take care of your body.

Don't brush your teeth twice a day? That'll have repercussions.
Not controlling and properly maintaining your diet? That'll have repercussions.
Sitting down for a vast majority of the day? That'll have repercussions.
Not working out because it's "pointless"? That'll have repercussions.

As someone whose joints royally fuck up when doing much physical work, I can tell you that if I could do a full workout without collapsing and crying from pain, I would do it every day.
It's said that Arthritis And/ or most things can be remedied by working out... Not with my case. It just makes it worse. I may not have Arthritis, but it's whatever I have, it's bad. And it sucks.

Do me a favor, and work out. Do it while you still can.
I get 10 push-ups in before my wrists start popping over and over again causing pain. Or my elbows.
I go 30 minutes walking/ running and my knees start throbbing with pain from needing to crack them.
User avatar #136412 to #136357 - animosus (05/31/2014) [-]
Dammit, now I feel morally obligated to work out. Thanks, it really means a lot.
User avatar #136400 to #136357 - awesomerninjathing (05/31/2014) [-]
whats wrong with sitting down
User avatar #136404 to #136400 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
Sitting down for a vast majority of your day?

There's tons of things wrong with it.
It's not natural. You're not using your muscles enough.

Don't get me wrong, I'm a total hypocrite here.
I sit down for so long I often forget I have legs.
#136333 to #136323 - minutes (05/31/2014) [-]
Just think about sitting topless in a chair and girls sit infront of you, think about the fat on your stomach, rolls over rolls. Does it make you feel good? Hell no. Eating unclean and skipping just a single sit up should make you feel equally bad now.
User avatar #136411 to #136333 - animosus (05/31/2014) [-]
Goddamn, that is some oddly-good advice. Thanks, man.
User avatar #136326 to #136323 - winners ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
headphones help with motivation in the gym. also you have to have a goal (what exercises you are going to do and what u want to look like)
User avatar #136277 - guardianatreyu ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
Alright I've been avoiding talking about this. So I've known this girl for like 3 or 4 years. She's literally my only friend but she lives in New Zealand. For a while I've been wanting to stop being friends with her and stop having to worry about her. Only reasons I haven't just stopped talking to her is because she's my only friend. I'd miss having someone to talk to. I'd also worry that she'll hurt herself or something. Every time I try to leave she gets all suicidal. I feel like I'm just being forced to stay with her because I'd feel guilty if something happened to her. Anyone have any ideas what I can do?
User avatar #136365 to #136277 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
For what reason(s) do you wish to stop being her friend altogether?

If anything, slowly drop communication; Back it up with "I'm busy."

Or simply tell her parents that she's suicidal and drop communication completely with her.
User avatar #136378 to #136365 - guardianatreyu ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
I feel like she's too much of a burden for myself. I've been going through a lot lately and I don't need to be worrying about her on top of it all.

I think that would make me feel worse. I don't want to just be lying to her.

I have no communication with her parents. They're dicks to her anyway.
#136408 to #136378 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
That's a tough situation.   
   
It sounds like she has no where to go to vent, and really needs a friend.  And a therapist.    
   
I would say help her out and be there for her.   
Help her overcome her depression.   
Worst it will do is take your time.   
   
   
Unless there's an entire back-story going on here and she actually has a huge crush on you  assuming you're a guy , being that you're the only friend she has, and /or (assuming you're not a guy)  she's just trying to delay the inevitable of the friendship ending. If that is the case, then slowly drop communication with her. Dropping communication is easy and, if done right, they won't care much by the end. You just have to do it gradually.  Unless in a weird twist of events she was extremely close to you -- Physically... As in, lives in the same house. That would make it hard to drop communication. But dropping communication slowly is a lot nicer than just telling her "I'm not you're friend anymore. Stop talking to me." Again, emphasis on the Slowly part.
That's a tough situation.

It sounds like she has no where to go to vent, and really needs a friend. And a therapist.

I would say help her out and be there for her.
Help her overcome her depression.
Worst it will do is take your time.


Unless there's an entire back-story going on here and she actually has a huge crush on you assuming you're a guy , being that you're the only friend she has, and /or (assuming you're not a guy) she's just trying to delay the inevitable of the friendship ending. If that is the case, then slowly drop communication with her. Dropping communication is easy and, if done right, they won't care much by the end. You just have to do it gradually. Unless in a weird twist of events she was extremely close to you -- Physically... As in, lives in the same house. That would make it hard to drop communication. But dropping communication slowly is a lot nicer than just telling her "I'm not you're friend anymore. Stop talking to me." Again, emphasis on the Slowly part.
User avatar #136289 to #136277 - fistfireace (05/31/2014) [-]
Sometimes, you really need to put your emotions first, then decide to do something; for instance, if you really want to stop being her friend, then do so. If you don't, then don't.

Also, she may be just guilt tripping you into stay because she is also lonely or something. Maybe she can actually be suicidal, who knows? Either way, I would personally try to stop being friends with her because that is not something you want to be a part of.

I've seen many questions on different sites that are like this, most people said they would get out of there. But, hey, your decision, no one can tell you what to do besides yourself.
User avatar #136291 to #136289 - guardianatreyu ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
I keep telling my self to leave but I either feel selfish about wanting a friend or guilty that I'd upset her. I really don't know what to do.
User avatar #136295 to #136291 - fistfireace (05/31/2014) [-]
I was like your friend, once. I had this best friend (a girl, if you're wondering) and I liked her a lot; however, I did what your friend did: talked about committing suicide and so she got fed up with me and blocked me on Facebook (didn't know each other in real life) and that was last June, I believe. I'm over it. I did learn a lesson and won't do it again.

If you leave her, she will be sad, she will cry, and all that other stuff. However, it's not likely she will kill herself and overtime she will get over it. It'll be awhile, but she eventually will. Then she won't pull that shit again with anyone else.

Long story short: she'll learn a lesson and get over it and you will get out of there and find some better.
User avatar #136298 to #136295 - guardianatreyu ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
I suppose you're right.
User avatar #136299 to #136298 - fistfireace (05/31/2014) [-]
You'll both be happy, don't worry.
User avatar #136296 to #136295 - fistfireace (05/31/2014) [-]
Someone*
User avatar #136230 - thejusticar (05/30/2014) [-]
just wondering if their is a story board on funnyjunk?
User avatar #136233 to #136230 - fistfireace (05/30/2014) [-]
Nope, just a book board.
www.funnyjunk.com/books/
User avatar #136234 to #136233 - thejusticar (05/30/2014) [-]
damnit well thanks for that
User avatar #136235 to #136234 - fistfireace (05/30/2014) [-]
You're welcome.
User avatar #136202 - lolwutthef (05/30/2014) [-]
So today was my last day of school, the yearbook has been a bit off track and today was our last day to finish it, 3 people in my class came and were scattered around school, apparently my tech teacher did not inform other teachers where i would be eve tho she said she would, now my principal wants to add that i am a "truant" and that i "willingly skipped various classes" in my permanent discipline record... how can i fix this, i didn't do it intentionally, and i am raging borderline psychotic break...
User avatar #136367 to #136202 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
Go tell the Tech teacher. Get her to help you out.
Show that you worked on the yearbook.

Tell the principal that you disagree with his accusations. In the most formal way possible. Going in, informal, is a bad idea.
Get your parents to back you up.
Get the other students who worked on the yearbook to back you up.
User avatar #136264 to #136202 - solareyes (05/31/2014) [-]
Definitely tell whoever it is that you're in yearbook. Bring the teacher in charge of yearbook with you as well as your alibi. PS there's no such thing as a permanent record, it's not going to college. Unless you're not in the US then forget what I said
User avatar #136319 to #136264 - lolwutthef (05/31/2014) [-]
im in an international school, does it count?
User avatar #136321 to #136319 - solareyes (05/31/2014) [-]
I have no idea, I went to a public school in my area. But I'm pretty sure there's no such thing as a permanent record. The only thing colleges see is your transcript, which is your GPA and what you've gotten for each class you've been in. Seriously, no one will care if you skipped a class in school, they're just trying to scare you. Unless I'm totally wrong, I don't know how international schools work
User avatar #136261 to #136202 - teoberry (05/31/2014) [-]
Just talk to the tech teacher. Say "I'm in a bit of a mess because the principal didn't know I was working on yearbook, and now I could be in big trouble". As long as you don't sound dickish and try to blame her, you'll be fine
User avatar #136224 to #136202 - saltybanana (05/30/2014) [-]
go up to them professionaly and tel the person whos in charge, or talk to your counselor what went down.

dont go in there all pissed off n shit, cause they wont take you srs. id think talking to your counselor first should give you better chances
#136199 - anonymous (05/30/2014) [-]
Random question here. Bugging me for a month. Anyone know the creepypasta where this guy is an admin at a site or owns a site or something and some weird guy comes into his chatrooms saying weird shit about blood? I wish I could be more specific.
User avatar #136318 to #136199 - terriblytreble (05/31/2014) [-]
Funny Mouth?
User avatar #136320 to #136318 - lolwutthef (05/31/2014) [-]
i think thats it
User avatar #136203 to #136199 - lolwutthef (05/30/2014) [-]
i think i know what you're talking about, some "user 66" or some shit, right? cant recall the name exactly tho... sorry
#136260 to #136203 - anonymous (05/31/2014) [-]
Yeah it was weird. I know theres a similar one called Chatroom 98 but its not the same thing.
#136197 - oborawatabinost (05/30/2014) [-]
It's been 7 months since she dumped me.

I knew her for 6-7 years, but she turned out to be a borderline psychopath who told me the same bullshit she's told other guys, and starting telling another guy pretty shortly after dumping me.

She was my first (and probably last) girlfriend I've ever had. I hate her more than anything, but I still love that person she tricked me into thinking she was. So in a way, I'm kind of over it and kind of not.

Not sure what kind of "advice" I'm looking for, but finding someone else isn't really going to solve anything. Even if it did, I'm far too unattractive and far too boring to ever get someone. Let alone actually being able to trust them.

This board's usually pretty good, so if you've at least made it this far, thanks for reading.
User avatar #136371 to #136197 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
'I'm far too unattractive and far too boring to ever get someone."

Even Honey Boo-Boo Child's mother has a boyfriend.


All it takes is being social.
Go out there, be as social as you can, and with time you will find someone.
Don't focus on your imperfections, it'll only make them worse.
#136329 to #136197 - dehumanizer (05/31/2014) [-]
welcome to the pack

dont forget, you're here forever
User avatar #136268 to #136197 - fistfireace (05/31/2014) [-]
I'm just going to reply right here.

Anyway, don't fight anyone; don't do anything you'll regret; don't even think about them. I know it's hard to ignore people you hate (oh, boy do I know how hard it is) but fighting isn't going to do justice. What you need to do is stay away, do something to occupy yourself, and don't think about them.

Learning martial art is for self-defense. Yeah, I know I can't stop you, but at least think about what you're planning to do before you do it. Get the bitch out of your life, also/
User avatar #136269 to #136268 - oborawatabinost (05/31/2014) [-]
The bitch has been out of my life for a while, so that's not a problem. However, I think we need some context.

A had a friend in high school who I was very close with. He dropped out for reasons I won't go into, but we still hung out all the time. He was the first person I really opened up to. Anyway, me, my ex, and him all knew each other for several years. Now to last summer. He says he's happy for me that I finally got her, and the three of us and our families go to some kind of get-together. Last fall my ex told me that he had tried flirting with her a bunch during that get-together thing, which pissed me off. It may have just been small first, but he was my best friend. Then, the second she dumps me he jumps right on it. I'm sure he's gotten her high and gotten into her pants at least a few times before she started dating some other guy.

So anyway, yeah. I haven't seen him since, but if I do, and he even speaks to me, he losing some teeth. Not really up for debate anymore, regarding him.
User avatar #136273 to #136269 - fistfireace (05/31/2014) [-]
Damn that sucks. Well, no one can stop you from doing so; I mean, you have every right to because what he did was awful. Personally, I don't like fighting, so I wouldn't do it. I'd definitely figure a way to get revenge though. I just hope everything goes good for you from here on out.
User avatar #136275 to #136273 - oborawatabinost (05/31/2014) [-]
Yeah. I guess we'll see what happens. Odds are, nothing's going to happen at all, given how boring everything is here.
User avatar #136276 to #136275 - fistfireace (05/31/2014) [-]
Yeah, probably.
User avatar #136278 to #136276 - oborawatabinost (05/31/2014) [-]
I'll just try to stay busy. Thanks a lot for listening, man.
User avatar #136279 to #136278 - fistfireace (05/31/2014) [-]
No problem. .
#136232 to #136197 - saltybanana (05/30/2014) [-]
back in this bitch to drop knowledge on yo punk ass

Maaaaaan wtf you gonna let that bitch pick on you and make you cry like a lil bitch?
while yo dumbass is crying over how she fucked you over, she probably getting plowed by three big black cocks! step up yo game hombre! theyre millions of women out there to be crying over one bitch? dont ever put standard in front of you man, ive seen fat ugly fucks with 10/10 women, its all in the wrist man. no one is out of your league, if you got good game you can get anyone

dont worry about that hoe man, its all in the past mate. karma will eventual;luy get her. she'll probably die in a roller coaster incident ? just stay positive out there. theyre are women everywhere you turn. so dont be shy tyo smile and spit some game on them. girls love it when you give them attention.
User avatar #136242 to #136232 - oborawatabinost (05/31/2014) [-]
For the record, I haven't cried about it in quite a while. And yeah, I've heard "plenty more fish in sea" a hundred times. Perhaps it's because I have high-ish standards, but "look on the bright side" ain't exactly going to be enough for this.

Thanks, at least.
User avatar #136265 to #136242 - solareyes (05/31/2014) [-]
Hun, that was your first girlfriend. Unless you're a Duggar, where they all somehow magically find the one person they're going to marry before they even consider dating the person, you're not going to be forever alone.
User avatar #136270 to #136265 - oborawatabinost (05/31/2014) [-]
Duggar? Haven't heard that term before.
User avatar #136271 to #136270 - solareyes (05/31/2014) [-]
They're a super duper religious family. Look up "19 Kids and Counting." I respect them for what they do but sometimes I can't help but laugh about them. Like they call dating "courting" and anything past a side hug is practically scandalous. Oh no, they did a partial front hug, next thing you know is they're full frontal hugging and holding hands!
User avatar #136272 to #136271 - oborawatabinost (05/31/2014) [-]
Ah, I see. Well, that may be a bit of an exaggeration, but I really did want a long-term relationship with her. Now I know how stupid that sounds, but at the time I really wanted to marry that psychopathic slut...
User avatar #136274 to #136272 - solareyes (05/31/2014) [-]
It's a comparison, no worries. It doesn't sound stupid, you fell for the girl you thought she was. Slut...?
User avatar #136283 to #136274 - oborawatabinost (05/31/2014) [-]
Well, not an extreme slut. I'm partly calling her that simply because I hate her. She cheated on another ex-boyfriend with me (not proud of that), but I have some pretty strong suspicions that she was cheating on me with that guy during the beginning of our relationship.

And she also started fucking some other guy not too long after she dumped me.
User avatar #136284 to #136283 - solareyes (05/31/2014) [-]
Ah. Well, not trying to defend her, but girls like sex as much as guys. But the cheating isn't right :|
User avatar #136285 to #136284 - oborawatabinost (05/31/2014) [-]
Yeah, I get that. But for me, I don't really want to have sex with someone that I don't actually love. I'm sure there's a shitload of guys that would make fun of me for that, but that's just how I am.

And yeah, cheating is bad. I'm ashamed of having anything to do with her, for several reasons.
User avatar #136287 to #136285 - solareyes (05/31/2014) [-]
That's actually really respectable. Who cares what other guys say, that's actually really good.

Oh I completely understand, I had a similar situation with an ex. Not cheating, but he asked me back so many times and abused how he did asked me to the point that I'm absolutely repulsed of having done anything with him and the fact I allowed him into my life. So I understand. Feel free to say it if it helps get it off your chest a bit
User avatar #136288 to #136287 - oborawatabinost (05/31/2014) [-]
Saying stuff doesn't really get things "off my chest", it seems. Maybe because I've talked about this a lot with a few people. I think I need to actually do something that can help in some way, rather than just leave it up to time (which helps, but it takes too long). I was hoping that being home for the summer (where she is, and all those memories of her, and a bunch of other people I hate) would maybe lead to some kind of resolution of my past. If that makes any sense, it kind of does to me.
User avatar #136290 to #136288 - solareyes (05/31/2014) [-]
Hey, whatever floats your boat. Have you tried meeting other girls? Maybe being home isn't the greatest way to help you, I know since coming home I've been a little depressed because of all the memories. I just wanna move on, ya know? So maybe you being somewhere completely different, getting a fresh start might help you a bit. I dunno, I suck at advice sometimes.
User avatar #136292 to #136290 - oborawatabinost (05/31/2014) [-]
I go to college in another state, and I have met lots of girls. Nearly all of them not interesting (the term "basic bitch" is the best way I can think of to describe it). I can think of maybe 3 girls I've met that have genuinely caught my attention in that way. 2 I'll probably never see again (university's too damn big), and the only one I've gotten close enough to actually develop feelings for, I can't really have that kind of relationship with.
User avatar #136293 to #136292 - solareyes (05/31/2014) [-]
HAHAHAHA I like you. What's up with the 3rd girl? Too old, prof, relative, jailbait...?
User avatar #136294 to #136293 - oborawatabinost (05/31/2014) [-]
Therapist. I started seeing her shortly after I got there, for multiple issues, not just my ex. And I've unfortunately have had lots of reasons to develop romantic feelings for her.
User avatar #136297 to #136294 - solareyes (05/31/2014) [-]
Yikes I can see why you can't really have that kind of relationship. Maybe you can pursue her when she's NOT your therapist...? Like no longer your therapist, not when she's not working.
User avatar #136300 to #136297 - oborawatabinost (05/31/2014) [-]
I've kind of considered that, as the only plausible way anything can possibly happen. But the thought of bringing that up at all, even when I'm officially no longer a patient just makes me cringe from how awkward that'd feel. I don't know, to me it seems like a lost cause.

My feelings for her aren't strong enough to really bother me, I think this is me just wanting stuff I can't get.
User avatar #136315 to #136300 - solareyes (05/31/2014) [-]
Glad to have helped you. Yeah, women are a little crazy, there needs to be a better balance between the genders. I think the moment you stop looking for that one girl for you or the moment you get over this ex is when you'll find someone that knocks your socks off
User avatar #136316 to #136315 - oborawatabinost (05/31/2014) [-]
Yeah, I guess stuff like that happens in ways you never expect.
User avatar #136313 to #136300 - solareyes (05/31/2014) [-]
Well that's good for you then! I wish you luck and strength on your journey in life and finding yourself a wifey
User avatar #136314 to #136313 - oborawatabinost (05/31/2014) [-]
Thanks. Though sometimes I don't really want someone else. It's hard to see it going much better.

A fitting quote from Fight Club, "We're a generation of men raised by women. I'm wondering if another woman is really the answer we need."

And I was raised by a single mom, so that quote gets to me.

But, another woman is currently the only concrete idea I have of fulfillment, so it's all I got. I'm just lonely and bored and I've watch too many depressing movies recently. Thanks very much for listening, though. I think I do feel a little bit better, talking about it.
User avatar #136311 to #136300 - solareyes (05/31/2014) [-]
I like to believe something good ends up happening for those who do good. Otherwise, what's the point in living anymore? I dunno, I think you'll do fine and that this situation is a test of your strength I'm not Christian, but I do believe life tests you to see if you can handle what's going to happen later in the future.
User avatar #136312 to #136311 - oborawatabinost (05/31/2014) [-]
Yeah, maybe. I am Christian, and yeah there is a sort of "karma" system. I've kind of had this discussion with myself before, and I decided that I'd always be a good and just person, no matter what disadvantage it may put me at.
User avatar #136309 to #136300 - solareyes (05/31/2014) [-]
Well good for you! You're a better person than her and that's all that matters!!
User avatar #136310 to #136309 - oborawatabinost (05/31/2014) [-]
It didn't seem to resolve much for me, at least. Saying those things may have made me feel a bit better, but finding out something like that completely reverses it. It's not too hard to be a better person than her, but being a good person doesn't seem to get you too far in this world.
User avatar #136307 to #136300 - solareyes (05/31/2014) [-]
Hey man, you were hurting. You've got nothing to blame yourself for back then. The point is that you now realize your mistakes and that you know better now. Focus on the positive. Hell, bitch her out!
User avatar #136308 to #136307 - oborawatabinost (05/31/2014) [-]
I kind of did. A day or two after we'd stopped talking, was when I found out she'd been dating some other guy for 4 months. She'd tried to make it sound like she'd had it rough this whole time (she was just getting drunk every weekend and doing whatever stupid shit she wanted, having the time of her life now that she dumped her pathetic boyfriend), and she outright denied that she's been with anyone (but she's referred to him as her boyfriend to other people, so it was definitely a lie). So I had a small chance to say a few nasty things, but nothing even comparable to what I'd like to say now. For the most part though, I don't really want to say anything to her except "fuck off".
User avatar #136305 to #136300 - solareyes (05/31/2014) [-]
Ohhhhh. Well the best you can do then is to learn from your mistakes. Your heart tends to say "fuck you" to anything and everything that says the exact opposite of what it feels.
User avatar #136306 to #136305 - oborawatabinost (05/31/2014) [-]
Yeah, that's true. Another thing that still eats at me quite a bit was the way I acted after our relationship ended. At first, I was pretty much begging her to come back. For about a month, I just wouldn't leave her alone. And even worse, about 2 months ago she talks to me out of the blue to "apologize" (unfortunately I didn't know it was also bullshit at the time), and at first I resisted, said some pretty mean things to her, but sure enough I broke down and starting trying to get us back together, after everything she's done to me. Pathetic.
User avatar #136303 to #136300 - solareyes (05/31/2014) [-]
Crap we hit the reply limit. Don't think of it as you being naive though. You know better now and it just happens to be that she knew what to say. I dunno how to explain this well. It's not your fault, is what I'm trying to say.
User avatar #136304 to #136303 - oborawatabinost (05/31/2014) [-]
Well, it's worse than you may think. I had people warn me about her, despite knowing her for several years. My own mother was even one of those people. My ex also knew about my feelings for her long before we got together, when she was with someone else, and she was still jerking me around. So yeah, there were red flags everywhere, which I ignored.
User avatar #136301 to #136300 - solareyes (05/31/2014) [-]
It could very well be you wanting stuff you can't get. Which you'll figure out with time. I think the reason why you can't get over your ex is because your trust was broken so badly and you can't believe that you allowed yourself to get into this kind of situation. Maybe?
User avatar #136302 to #136301 - oborawatabinost (05/31/2014) [-]
Yeah, I do often ask myself how I could be so naive.
User avatar #136211 to #136197 - nsfwcontent (05/30/2014) [-]
I'm sure you're bored of hearing all the 'plenty more fish in sea' sort of lines. Truth is life is hard and you have to grab it by the balls! In life you get no do-overs, life is cruel but don't let it get you down. There will always be people who have it worse than you, which you can be happy about and there will almost always be people that have it better than you BUT there are two things you can do from here...

You can either give up and just do the easy thing to waste your life away because believe me that takes no effort, or you can think 'why the fuck should other people have it better than me' and make life your bitch! If you have no job, do your best to find one, show people that you want the job badly and they'll see your motivation and be more likely to give you one. If your looking for a woman in your life find out what women like and see where what you have and what they want overlap and improve that part. If they want someone they can just talk to like another human being, just talk to htem like they're another human being, not like you're trying to impress them or any of that shit. If they're looking for someone who can look after them then show them that you can, be there for them when you need them and maybe even get into shape.

!!Women like a man with ambition!!! FACT!

Don't wanna seem like a douchebag fag but i'm rather experienced in making lady friends (if you get what I mean).
Feel free to add me as a friend if you ever wanna chat about anything
User avatar #136214 to #136211 - oborawatabinost (05/30/2014) [-]
It's not that I'm unsuccessful in everything else. I've got some friends (not close), I'm going to a tier 1 university and getting really good grades, I've got a job lined up for next semester, I'm in good physical shape, I've got plenty of talents. Ambition, I'm sometimes lacking, it varies from time to time.

It just seems like no matter what it's never good enough. That's another major problem. I have a pathological, compulsive need to be negative about pretty much everything. I have no explanation for it, I've been seeing a therapist for over a year, but there's no answer for it so far.
User avatar #136218 to #136214 - nsfwcontent (05/30/2014) [-]
Sounds to me like you've got your shit together, you're smart, you have a good education, you're in shape and already have a job lined up. It's good to be critical, it shows that you're striving for improvement but you just need to cut yourself some slack every so often. Give your mind the rest it needs and the validation that you're doing awesome!
User avatar #136221 to #136218 - oborawatabinost (05/30/2014) [-]
That's easier said than done with clinical depression, or whatever the hell's wrong with me.
User avatar #136226 to #136221 - nsfwcontent (05/30/2014) [-]
That's the thing, it's all in your head! There isn't anything wrong with you, you're just a critical person. What's wrong is that people are telling you there's something wrong with you because the majority or 'social norm' is to not be so critical and because you are they label you as different then because someone is apparently qualified in telling people that they're different you believe them as they have a qualification in telling people they're different.

You need to try and stop believing what people are telling you and believe in what you think and what you know because it's going on in your mind, nobody else's and you are the one living with it so you can either go against your own mind and be 'oh there must be something wrong with me because somebody else says so' or you can more like 'okay, so this is what's going on inside my head and I've gotten a great education and i'm fit and healthy with this mind set so why are people trying to change me'.

This probably sounds like it's worded horribly but i'm no writer.
User avatar #136228 to #136226 - oborawatabinost (05/30/2014) [-]
I don't know if you've had much experience with therapists, but mine has talked about stuff like this, and "it's all in your head" and "look on the bright side", is pretty shitty tips for someone with actual depression. No offense. I don't blame you for suggesting that.
User avatar #136229 to #136228 - nsfwcontent (05/30/2014) [-]
I really don't know what else to suggest sorry all out of ideas.
User avatar #136240 to #136229 - oborawatabinost (05/30/2014) [-]
It's okay. If it was easy, it wouldn't still be problem.
#136201 to #136197 - fistfireace (05/30/2014) [-]
This picture ad might be a little over-exaggerated (and most likely fake), it still can be true. Girls like confidence, girls like nice guys (contrary to the popular belief of girls dating d-bags), and, hell, there are quite a few girls who like sensitive guys. You don't even have to be the "best" looking, or the guy full of muscles; the guy, however, that you have to be is: you. Also, the girls who just want a guy for looks is not
the type of girl you need or should want.

Though, working out, like minutes said, should help you, if you ever need. Yeah, it'll probably be hard, but worth it in the end. Also, if you do decide to get with another girl, it will help you to completely forget about the girl who tricked you. Moving on is the best way to deal with these things and thinking positively will help you to get someone else.

If you have trust issues, that might be one challenge, however, that can be dealt with. I'll give you a few links to help you out there:
www.goodtherapy.org/therapy-for-trust-issues.html
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There are plenty of more links on Google, if needed. Talking to people can and will help you, whether it be on here, another website, in real life, etc.

I never used this site before, but it was on some comps before, so it should be good:
blahtherapy.com/ You talk to strangers (think free therapy) and it could help you.

And that's all the advice I got for now.
User avatar #136205 to #136201 - oborawatabinost (05/30/2014) [-]
I'm not the out-of-shape kind of unattractive. I'm actually in pretty good shape. The face is the problem. Can't really fix that.

I have been excessively bored lately, and that may be why I'm dwelling on it more than usual.

I actually have been seeing a therapist, for that and other issues, but I'm in another state for the time being.
User avatar #136206 to #136205 - fistfireace (05/30/2014) [-]
Well, technically speaking, you can with face surgery which is not recommended . However, my point still stands with the looks and all; all you really need is a good personality and have confidence in yourself.

If you're really bored, maybe you should go out and do stuff; go to clubs, a park, or find a new hobby that you think you'll enjoy. Maybe that'll help out your boredom.

Well, at least you're talking to someone and getting help.
User avatar #136207 to #136206 - oborawatabinost (05/30/2014) [-]
Well, the personality part is also a problem. Not that there's anything major wrong with it, but to just about everyone, I'm just boring.
User avatar #136208 to #136207 - fistfireace (05/30/2014) [-]
I feel the same way (about myself, I mean), to be honest. Do you feel like you're boring when you first meet someone or do you still feel that way whenever you get close to someone?
User avatar #136209 to #136208 - oborawatabinost (05/30/2014) [-]
Yeah, all the time, pretty much. Me and my therapist have discussed that a lot, and we've concluded that it's possible that I may have been unlucky enough to have not met a single person that I've really had much in common with.
User avatar #136215 to #136209 - fistfireace (05/30/2014) [-]
Hmm..that could be a problem. You could meeting someone online believe me, it isn't as bad as it sounds . That way, you get to meet more people who are different than the ones who you see/know in real life.

Speaking from experience, it is actually pretty good and helps sometimes, especially if I don't have anything in common with others in my area. You can find an online best friend, group friends, hell even a girlfriend (if you're willing to give it a shot).

I'm assuming that you had not try doing that yet.
User avatar #136217 to #136215 - oborawatabinost (05/30/2014) [-]
I haven't really tried that. I've always wanted something more natural. Online dating seems like it'd kind of feel forced.
User avatar #136222 to #136217 - fistfireace (05/30/2014) [-]
Well, I didn't actually go on dating sites. I just met people on various sites; I met this girl on one site as friends as first, then we slowly moved up, and started dating. Though, I won't blame you for thinking that. If you want to just become friends with someone, FJ is actually full of cool people, so there's that.
User avatar #136223 to #136222 - oborawatabinost (05/30/2014) [-]
Yeah, I talk to people on here sometimes. You'd think going to a big university would bring a lot of opportunities, but you'd be surprised. Everyone's always staring at their phones.
User avatar #136225 to #136223 - fistfireace (05/30/2014) [-]
Well, that's something, at least. Yeah, that's one of the bad things about technology, at least with phones, is that practically everyone is addicted to it.
User avatar #136227 to #136225 - oborawatabinost (05/30/2014) [-]
Exactly. I still manage to talk to people sometimes, though. Though I haven't really met any girls that really caught my interest and seemed like someone I'd want. The best phrase to describe it is a "basic bitch", most of the girls I know. A couple interested me, but I hardly see them, and now that the semester's over, probably never again. Unfortunately, the top of that list is my therapist.

Yup, I'm attracted to my therapist. It doesn't really bother me much, but she's the best I've met so far...
User avatar #136231 to #136227 - fistfireace (05/30/2014) [-]
Ah, that sucks. When I went to a different school for a couple months (not even close to a year) I liked a couple of girls; chickened out and miss the opportunity. I sort of regret it now. So, I definitely know how you feel.

I don't think there's anything wrong with being attracted to your therapist; you've been talking to her a lot, see her often, etc., so you developed feelings for her. Just don't act upon those feelings, no matter how desperate you are, though.
User avatar #136239 to #136231 - oborawatabinost (05/30/2014) [-]
Of course I'd never act on it. That'd be so fucking awkward I'd rather disembowel myself .
User avatar #136241 to #136239 - fistfireace (05/30/2014) [-]
Lol okay. Just making sure.
User avatar #136243 to #136241 - oborawatabinost (05/31/2014) [-]
Yeah. I mean, it's reasonable for me to feel that way, given the way she is. At first I thought it was some new level of loneliness.
User avatar #136244 to #136243 - fistfireace (05/31/2014) [-]
Well, if you understand that it's okay and don't act upon it, then that's good. Sorry if I couldn't help you, though. I'm sure you'll meet someone eventually.
User avatar #136249 to #136244 - oborawatabinost (05/31/2014) [-]
But dat booty, tho

It's alright, it's probably me just wanting stuff I can't get.
User avatar #136259 to #136249 - fistfireace (05/31/2014) [-]
I guess I can see what you mean.
User avatar #136263 to #136259 - oborawatabinost (05/31/2014) [-]
Or, that's just me being pissed off. Which happens really often. I'm back home from college for the summer, which I suppose has a negative affect on my mood, since that's where she is (she said a long-distance relationship until I got home again was more than worth it, and at least now I know better to believe shit like that), and other people from high school I really don't like. Honestly, I'm spoiling for a fight with at least a couple of them. I'm a martial artist, and normally it preaches nonviolence or downright pacifism, but...nah, fuck that.
User avatar #136254 to #136249 - fistfireace (05/31/2014) [-]
Now, that's a great thing to do.
User avatar #136255 to #136254 - oborawatabinost (05/31/2014) [-]
I guess. I don't really see any other way. I don't feel like I'm capable of being a 'bad' person. But doing bad things to bad people, that I can do. Sounds hypocritical, but I look at it a little differently.
User avatar #136252 to #136249 - fistfireace (05/31/2014) [-]
(ran out of replies, so I had to reply here)

No, trust me, it does. You just have to be patient, but also have to work for it to get a good girl, nice life, etc. No matter what happens, though, you'll always be better than those who are not good. I don't know what else to say, besides telling you good luck and just be proud of who you are.

Now, if you ever need to talk to someone besides your therapist, feel free to add me and I'll be willing to talk.
User avatar #136253 to #136252 - oborawatabinost (05/31/2014) [-]
I've kind of had this conversation with myself before. I decided that I'd always try to be a good person, no matter what disadvantage it may put me at.
User avatar #136250 to #136249 - fistfireace (05/31/2014) [-]
Yeah, booties have a magical power to get men under their spell.

Eh, you'll find someone in the future. Maybe not now, nor tomorrow, but someday. You seem like a good person.
User avatar #136251 to #136250 - oborawatabinost (05/31/2014) [-]
For the most part, I suppose I am a good person. That doesn't seem to do people much good in this world.
#136198 to #136197 - minutes (05/30/2014) [-]
Don't think so bad about yourself. If you were able to attract one woman, you can attract another one. Just give it some time man and you will find a girl that suits you better.

And hey, being single has it's positive aspects too! You can now spent a lot of time on stuff you actually enjoy doing, get a new hobby and learn more about yourself, make yourself more interesting. I would recommend working out, it makes you more attractive, more self confident and you have a lot time to think about stuff.

It will be fine man. Also if you ever need someone to talk about anything, i am usually here, or you can pm me if you want.
User avatar #136204 to #136198 - oborawatabinost (05/30/2014) [-]
I'm not the out-of-shape kind of unattractive. I'm actually in pretty good shape. The face is the problem. Can't really fix that.

I have been excessively bored lately, and that may be why I'm dwelling on it more than usual.
#136213 to #136204 - minutes (05/30/2014) [-]
If you're not out of shape you can get a decent girl man. By being only a bit muscular you already are better then 60% of all guys in general.

Doing cardio is also a great way to order your mind.
User avatar #136216 to #136213 - oborawatabinost (05/30/2014) [-]
I've been running a lot for the past several months, 3+ miles a night. But I've temporarily changed locations, and I won't be able to start again until mid-June.
User avatar #136196 - bobvonbobby (05/30/2014) [-]
How do I deal with my girlfriend?
#136372 to #136196 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
I can't argue against her points.   
   
She makes extremely valid points.   
   
   
She's just afraid you two are taking things too quickly.   
She's afraid it may be a simple, quick, meaningless relationship; One that is solely for attention. You know, the stereotypical high-school relationship.   
   
Give her time.   
After all College is a big deal. If she chooses to go to the same college/ university as you, over a college/ university more geared towards her desired field of education, that will heavily change her life forever.   
   
Show her that you mean what you said.   
Just wait this one out. Don't freak out. Put yourself in her shoes.
I can't argue against her points.

She makes extremely valid points.


She's just afraid you two are taking things too quickly.
She's afraid it may be a simple, quick, meaningless relationship; One that is solely for attention. You know, the stereotypical high-school relationship.

Give her time.
After all College is a big deal. If she chooses to go to the same college/ university as you, over a college/ university more geared towards her desired field of education, that will heavily change her life forever.

Show her that you mean what you said.
Just wait this one out. Don't freak out. Put yourself in her shoes.
User avatar #136405 to #136372 - bobvonbobby (05/31/2014) [-]
Of course she makes extremely valid points. She's the most down to earth girl I've ever met. She's not prissy, attention whorish... The points she's making is what I was thinking last year when I went off to college. I almost broke up with her in the summer last year, but she convinced me to stay with her. I did. And everything was amazing. Then we got into a bit of a rut where I only paid attention to her when the conversation got dirty. She brought that up in November... and I told her I didn't know why I liked her. Our relationship became stale, ya know? Just because of the distance and I was already beginning to doubt our relationship.

I was thinking exactly what she is thinking right now. And this time around, I don't have a doubt in the world about wanting to be with her.
#136406 to #136405 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
Honestly, it sounds like you already know how to deal with her.   
   
Just tell her you completely understand, sit back, and wait.
Honestly, it sounds like you already know how to deal with her.

Just tell her you completely understand, sit back, and wait.
User avatar #136407 to #136406 - bobvonbobby (05/31/2014) [-]
We're going to have a conversation tonight. I'm afraid that... If I don't... express/communicate my feelings correctly, we'll end up separating. It might be a good thing for us...? I wish I knew what her intentions were. If she'd want to work past this spot, or if she's already made up her mind as what to do.
User avatar #136286 to #136196 - bobvonbobby (05/31/2014) [-]
Additionally, she's going to be a senior, I'm going to be a sophomore in college. Distance isn't an issue. We're young, I know, but I've just got this feeling... about her.
User avatar #136282 to #136196 - bobvonbobby (05/31/2014) [-]
Sorry. It's out of order. She's just... gotten distant... Like, we've had our troubles. I broke up with her in November, after we've been dating for over a year, but then I saw her, missed her, and managed to convince her to get back together with me. It was perfectly fine. Then, the doubt came in. I honestly don't think I did anything.
User avatar #136281 to #136196 - bobvonbobby (05/31/2014) [-]
I don't want the pressure of having to make sure I hang out with you every other day. I don't to feel obligated to anything. I don't want to plan our future together or talk about what we're going to do next year together or ten years from now. That's so far away from us. and it's so possible that we'd eventually end up together.. but sometimes i just can't see it working out completely. sometimes you just bug the freaking crap out of me Like when you get in that fast-paced go go go mood and you set your mind on one thing without caring what's in between. when you can't just chill and go with the flow and let things happen whichever way they wanna happen because you have to plan every little thing ten times in advance. Or when you're just not particularly nice to people or act like a jerk to seem better than others. Or when you complain about money and feel sorry for yourself. Or when you sneeze in my face. Or when you randomly point at things and name what they are just to use up spare air.

i love you and i hate the idea of not being able to tell you all of my stupid stories and come to you with exciting news. I love having you there for me when I need someone to talk to or to make me laugh when I need it. That's what I want from you.

I want you to be my best friend like you always have been and not feel like I have to fulfill some expectation you have of me being the perfect girlfriend.

I really have no idea what I want. So i'm sorry if I've confused you because I've confused myself. But that's what has been on my mind. I don't know. "

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User avatar #136280 to #136196 - bobvonbobby (05/31/2014) [-]
She asked for space. I gave her space. This is her thinking.

"
you didn't do anything.
I don't know.
I just feel confused.
I've just been thinking a lot about the future. And yeah.. it just makes me feel like we are eventually going to break up at some point, so time now is sort of wasted. Although I love being with you.
I'm legit split 50/50 on all of my feelings.

I half want to go to college near you so we can see each other all the time and it'd be awesome. get married. live a happy life together and la dee da.

but it's the other half that's holding me back. the half that doesn't want my future completely figured out at 17. I want to be able to go to whatever college I want to without Google mapping how far it is from you first. I just want to have so many experiences in my life outside of you.

I think about my high school years, and if we at some point don't work out in the future, I don't want everything I remember to be of you. because it has been so far.

I just think we need to cool it down a little. I mean, you say I mean the world to you. but I don't want to. I don't want you to mean everything to me. because last time that happened, you left. and then I felt like I had nothing.

please don't act like I'm the only thing you have in the world. I'm not. I don't want that responsibility on me.
User avatar #136266 to #136196 - solareyes (05/31/2014) [-]
Details?
#136236 to #136196 - saltybanana (05/30/2014) [-]
alil more info could help?   
   
like is the bitch dying?   
or is she going all lesbian on you caus ethe dick aint good?   
maybe she just a stupid bitch trying to make your klife impossible?    
   
nigga idk??!! info details, dick pics? you know what i mean
alil more info could help?

like is the bitch dying?
or is she going all lesbian on you caus ethe dick aint good?
maybe she just a stupid bitch trying to make your klife impossible?

nigga idk??!! info details, dick pics? you know what i mean
User avatar #136210 to #136196 - alexanderburns ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
Put on sunglasses, cross your arms, and lean back a bit.
User avatar #136200 to #136196 - thumbsdenied (05/30/2014) [-]
very vague question, relationships are about compromising, and if there isnt any way to compromise, theres no real reason to stay in a unhappy relationship
User avatar #136188 - thumbsdenied (05/30/2014) [-]
can somebody explain what a neck beard is, i have a full beard but when i google "neck beard" theres alot of pictures of full bearded people, my jaw is long so cant really have bald spot under my chin

or is neck beards just the supreme gentelmen intelectual people that cant grow beards above their chin?
User avatar #136189 to #136188 - fistfireace (05/30/2014) [-]
Pretty much both, though the latter being a derogatory term as stated on here:
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=neckbeard
User avatar #136190 to #136189 - thumbsdenied (05/30/2014) [-]
i do groom my beard, and i quess i shave of the hear that grows on my neck, still have my whole chin covered
User avatar #136191 to #136190 - fistfireace (05/30/2014) [-]
If you groom it and shave the neck area (the chin area doesn't count, I believe) then you don't have a neck beard. Honestly, I don't know why I said, "Pretty much both."

People on this site usually just refer neck beards as the derogatory term (for example, the last sentence in your first comment).
User avatar #136192 to #136191 - thumbsdenied (05/30/2014) [-]
ah nice, thank yas

User avatar #136193 to #136192 - fistfireace (05/30/2014) [-]
You're welcome.
#136182 - anonymous (05/30/2014) [-]
Is it weird that I'm almost 19 years old and I still can't watch scary movies? Someone have something insightful about that?

inb4 you're a pussy.
You're probably right.
User avatar #136267 to #136182 - solareyes (05/31/2014) [-]
Not at all. I can't watch scary movies cuz of an overwhelming fear of the dark I sometimes have. Scary movies just make it 1000x worse for me. I'm almost 19 too if that helps
User avatar #136237 to #136182 - saltybanana (05/30/2014) [-]
just takes some time i guess?

i dont like screamer movies or whatever its called where sopmething pops into the screen and scares you.

just watch them at home in the evening, take baby steps. and remember its all fake helps me
User avatar #136194 to #136182 - averagewhitekid (05/30/2014) [-]
I still can't solo or anything
But whenever I'm with friends I usually just joke about it and don't find it that scary
User avatar #136187 to #136182 - thumbsdenied (05/30/2014) [-]
theres alot of people that cant watch scary movies im quessin.

i get petrified in horror games and will not enter scary houses in amusment parks
User avatar #136186 to #136182 - marinepenguin (05/30/2014) [-]
My friend is 19 and he can't either.


He's a huge pussy though.
#136180 - ninjanna (05/30/2014) [-]
how do you get the tags seperated again?
User avatar #136373 to #136180 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
Typically:
Add a space or comma between each tag.
#136389 to #136373 - ninjanna (05/31/2014) [-]
yes

i've tried that several times

thanks anyway
User avatar #136181 to #136180 - ninjanna (05/30/2014) [-]
its deviantart
User avatar #136176 - beatmasterz (05/30/2014) [-]
How do I stop rocking back and forth when I sit on a chair? I don't want to look like an aspie.
User avatar #136374 to #136176 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
Clearly you made a habit out of it.

Break the habit.
Once you realize you're rocking, force yourself to stop.
Become self-aware of the rocking and stop it.
The longer you're able to stop the rocking, the better.
Do this each time you notice that you're rocking back and forth.
User avatar #136178 to #136176 - nsfwcontent (05/30/2014) [-]
>stop sitting on rocking chairs
>stay still
User avatar #136185 to #136178 - beatmasterz (05/30/2014) [-]
great advice, why didn't I think of this?
#136164 - hsm (05/30/2014) [-]
Guys i need some help. I need to know where i can find some free un-copyrighted music.
#136324 to #136183 - hsm (05/31/2014) [-]
Thanks
User avatar #136167 to #136164 - charizarddad (05/30/2014) [-]
dont know if this would help but www.youtube.com/user/NoCopyrightSounds/videos has tons on un copyrighted music
#136325 to #136167 - hsm (05/31/2014) [-]
Thank you. Because of you pointing me in the right direction, i found 2 channels on youtube which give away free music. Thanks again bro.
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