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#211138 - anon
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(04/10/2016) [-]
can anyone help? is in spanish but basicly my friend wants to open ports but she cant acess to the router configuration typing the default gateway

i would post it on technology board but its always dead
#211185 to #211138 - thenamlessguy
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(04/11/2016) [-]
My ISP blocks out any access to my router, so I have to email their helpdesk and let them do everything remotely.
#211148 to #211138 - usarmyexplain
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(04/10/2016) [-]
Is that her router? What brand is it?
#211157 to #211148 - anon
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(04/10/2016) [-]
technicolor tg582n
#211136 - anon
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(04/10/2016) [-]
learned the hard way today that if you have male roomates, knock before the entrance, hopefully someone else will hear this.
#211144 to #211136 - kober
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(04/10/2016) [-]
It's kind of common courtesy to knock before entering any room that isn't yours. Do you just barge into your neighbors' houses like yo, whatsup?
#211176 to #211144 - anon
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(04/11/2016) [-]
yeah, dont you?
#211177 to #211176 - kober
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(04/11/2016) [-]
Only when they're not home.
#211139 to #211136 - anon
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(04/10/2016) [-]
were they masturbating?
#211140 to #211139 - anon
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(04/10/2016) [-]
What do you think?
#211149 to #211140 - sexualhairassment
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(04/10/2016) [-]
So, did you get an eye full, or did it not fly that far?
#211175 to #211149 - anon
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(04/11/2016) [-]
The whole 7 inches.
#211200 to #211175 - sexualhairassment
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(04/11/2016) [-]
Send pics
#211204 to #211200 - anon
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(04/11/2016) [-]
wtf would i say, "hey,drop trow i want some pics"
#211278 to #211204 - sexualhairassment
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(04/12/2016) [-]
That should work
#211135 - anon
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(04/10/2016) [-]
My gf is devastated long story short, she just found out her mother was cheating on her father for a long time, and her father drinks (probably because he knew), and because of the drinking, she always defended her mother's side. (wrongfully).

so other than just sitting here and listening to her talk about it, is there anything I can do?
#211150 to #211135 - sexualhairassment
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(04/10/2016) [-]
Yeah, just listen, dont try to sole it, bitches dont like their problems solved
#211137 to #211135 - yourinvisiblegf
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(04/10/2016) [-]
keep listening, women need to express their thoughts and feelings

later, hopefully, she'll be more kind and supportive toward her father
#211111 - alorain
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(04/10/2016) [-]
How to get on with life when college crashed all your dream into dust and you just want to ragequit everything?
#211151 to #211111 - serhiy
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(04/10/2016) [-]
take a step down and go for tech-support as a career path.Then start learn programming in your own time.
#211171 to #211151 - alorain
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(04/11/2016) [-]
I was thinking about that but, you know, it's not what I wanted to do. I think i will be thankfull if i get a work like that and not some storage shit.
#211114 to #211111 - sugoi
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(04/10/2016) [-]
Do something else.
#211120 to #211114 - alorain
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(04/10/2016) [-]
Easier said than done. I had one dream about programming games or some shit like this and now it's gone. I suck in everything else
#211125 to #211120 - sugoi
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(04/10/2016) [-]
Could always ignore em and go indie self-taught.
#211172 to #211125 - alorain
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(04/11/2016) [-]
Yeah I guess it's my only chance.
#211112 to #211111 - anon
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(04/10/2016) [-]
did you go to college to do art?
#211113 to #211112 - alorain
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(04/10/2016) [-]
no, it was IT college and I sucked so hard so they kicked me out. I woundnt mind than I wont have a degree but they crushed my dreams about programming. Now I know that I suck in that too and that's killing me. I just dont wanna continue anymore but I have to 'cause of my gf.
#211118 to #211113 - dehumanizer
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(04/10/2016) [-]
'cause of my gf.

commit suicide
#211121 to #211118 - alorain
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(04/10/2016) [-]
like an anchor holding me in this place
#211142 to #211121 - anon
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(04/10/2016) [-]
he likes to go around this board telling people to kill themselves, but, a while back he said he wanted to do his mom, i thought that was pretty weird.
#211123 to #211121 - dehumanizer
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(04/10/2016) [-]
you just dont fucking get it do you normie niger?!!?1
#211117 to #211113 - anon
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(04/10/2016) [-]
in what way did they crush your dreams?
#211122 to #211117 - alorain
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(04/10/2016) [-]
in every way. I am no good in math and no bad at all in programming. Unfortunately both of these thing are needed in work I want to do. College was like "Nope, you wont stand a chance"
#211124 to #211122 - anon
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(04/10/2016) [-]
well you don't need college to be able to program. there are ways to learn it from home, even online courses.

did you ever do any programming before you enrolled at college? make any games of your own?
#211170 to #211124 - alorain
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(04/11/2016) [-]
I now there is other ways than college but I am rly bad self learner and I need a whip above me to kick myself to work.

I was programming in highschool. In Visual Basic... usefull as fuck. I was trying to make arena based text game cause I dont know how to do GUI but I always stuck in the begging due lack of skill and knowledge
#211110 - westernphilosophy
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(04/10/2016) [-]
Is it possible for people to develope more freckles the older you get?
They often show up during the summer but this time they never completely disipeared during the winter and now they're getting slightly more prominent and it's just the beginning of Spring.
#211132 to #211110 - anon
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(04/10/2016) [-]
They form as a protective reaction to sunlight. The cells produce more melanin in the hopes of reducing the damage you might take from the sun after you have been in the sun for a bit. Freckles will be more prominent the lighter you are as well.
#211130 to #211110 - tealkangaroo
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(04/10/2016) [-]
yes of course it is?
#211115 to #211110 - sugoi
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(04/10/2016) [-]
Yes, just look at Morgan Freeman.
Every time he explains something, he gets another freckle.
#211109 - polarpulse ONLINE
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(04/10/2016) [-]
Hi guys my name is Elyse (with an X) I'm 18 years young, and I sexually identify as a bathroom sign. I'm bipolar (self diagnosed, of course) trans-handicapped, trans-ethnic
And I love African American coffee
#211133 to #211109 - yourinvisiblegf
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(04/10/2016) [-]
bathroom?

/nsfw/

take pictures of you, we need more tiles porn
#211134 to #211133 - tiles
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(04/10/2016) [-]
No we don't
#211116 to #211109 - sugoi
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(04/10/2016) [-]
If your name is Elyse with an X why didn't you spell it with an X?
#211159 to #211116 - dreygur
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(04/10/2016) [-]
X isn't in her alphabet
#211095 - nigalthornberry
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(04/10/2016) [-]
Need someone to talk to about this girl again
#211100 to #211095 - nigalthornberry
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(04/10/2016) [-]
Well to just say it here me and her have been friends for a while, hang out alot, cuddle but nothing more and talk alot. Anyway Monday she went to a friend's house, she's been trying get off alcohol but someone brought it and she got to drinking. After that night her tone with me's changed. No longer cuddling, no I love you, no hugs, and seems distant. I ask her if everything's okay and she says yeah but then I look at her and see the look of pain. I wanna bring up that I noticed the change after that night but I feel like I've said too much. What do you think?
#211108 to #211100 - rokkai
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(04/10/2016) [-]
tell her you want to talk but dont play. be serious and meet somewhere where you two can speak freely.
#211101 to #211100 - evenx
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(04/10/2016) [-]
Sounds like everythings not ok. Communication is necessary for healthy relationships. If you are having issues, not talking about them wont solve anything. Text her if you cant call her or see her in person, but bring it up, and be sincere and direct.
#211091 - evenx
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(04/10/2016) [-]
I've got a moral conundrum. I've been looking for an apartment, need it for my new job. The best offer I've gotten so far is to rent out a 2 bedroom house (alone) for like, 800$ a month (super steal, crazy). But in the email i recieved, the guy emailing me said a bunch of things about "god fearing families" and "good god fearing people" and "sin" and religious stuff. They are apparantly out in LA preaching (they're probably on the street corners handing out pamphlets or something).

I have other options, but this one is appealing.

Do i :
A) refuse entirely. Find something else
B) Take the offer, but hide nothing about the fact that I am not a devout christian
C) Add some respectful christian honorifics into my email back and decieve the guy (but then be much more likely to actually get the place)

I'd be living there for 6 months
#211174 to #211091 - zonetransferrer
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(04/11/2016) [-]
take it and fuck up their beliefs
#211152 to #211091 - serhiy
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(04/10/2016) [-]
These people seem very likely to invade your privacy. That reason alone I wouldn't take the offer.
#211126 to #211091 - tealkangaroo
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(04/10/2016) [-]
Think about it like this

You can say you're christian, just not very actively attending church or anything due to time constraints and the like, and there's not really anything they could do to prove otherwise nor would they likely be suspicious of you. Most likely way you live comfortably and affordably for 6 months.

Or you could come outright saying you're not a practicing christian, but you're certain you want the offer, and then see how they respond. Bit of a gamble, but honest.

In your situation I'd probably go with the first, but it's up to you.
#211088 - amcharlie
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(04/10/2016) [-]
When I was young, I thought only losers would do something like this. But I am in a long-term platonic relationship and doing it the old fashioned solo way hurts my hands (arthritis). The vacuum feels very good. To me, the actual physical sensation on my penis is just as pleasurable as a real vagina. What's missing is all the other stuff that goes with making love. Another good point is that I do not have to be fully erect to use the vacuum. I have another device that requires me to be like a rock, which doesn't always happen these days. It's strange - if a modern woman uses a dildo or vibrator, she's cool and independent. How come people think a guy is a pervert if he uses a vacuum? Isn't it pretty much the same?
#211092 to #211088 - evenx
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(04/10/2016) [-]
I mean other people probably use the vacuum. and even if they didnt, you are screwing an appliance that isnt meant for that. Its like doing a car.
#211090 to #211088 - alexanderburns
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(04/10/2016) [-]
how about just don't tell anyone
#211086 - anon
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(04/10/2016) [-]
How much does car insurance go up after a first time accident that you caused? Just car damage, no one was injured in any way.
#211089 to #211086 - kober
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(04/10/2016) [-]
That depends on your insurance - some, like State Farm, will increase only 10% or so on your first accident and others will even have accident forgiveness for first-time accidents. With most you can typically expect to pay around 20-30% more. If you get into another accident, you can expect another 50-150% more.
#211104 to #211089 - anon
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(04/10/2016) [-]
Gotcha, I have state farm. Just feel bad since I'm still in college and I'm not paying for it myself.
#211127 to #211104 - tealkangaroo
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(04/10/2016) [-]
depending on what happened, if only your car was damaged you can just fix it with cash so your premiums don't go up
#211188 to #211127 - anon
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(04/11/2016) [-]
Yeah... My car probably isn't going to get fixed with cash lol. Probably not worth it
#211105 to #211104 - kober
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(04/10/2016) [-]
Live and learn. Nothing you can do about it now.
#211087 to #211086 - anon
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(04/10/2016) [-]
20 y/o male with clean driving history, full time A student at uni
#211085 - epicextreme
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(04/10/2016) [-]
So FJ what a fucking night I've had.
First off I get offered sex but that's a different story.
my sister's best friend really likes me, like REALLY likes me. She's a bit loopy and has 2 kids. Its a no brainer to avoid that like the plague.
How do I tell her to lay off?
I wouldn't consider it if I was drunk beyond control. I'm really worried that it's going to drive a wedge between her and my sister, or worse.. my sister and me.
and to be honest my sister, mum and dad mean more to me than anyone else in the world.
#211093 to #211085 - evenx
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(04/10/2016) [-]
Be forthright, but not hurtful. Firm but not rude. Dont gossip about the issue with others (we are anonymous so its fine). You will drive a wedge between you and your sister if you are hurtful and rude (which oftentimes it can be tempting to be (its very easy to accidentally do)). A simple NO should be enough. Dont send mixed signals, and POLITELY decline signals that you recieve. It can be tempting to look down on those who pursue you, but that is a BIG mistake (again easy to fall into). Oftentimes your opinion will show through body language and nonverbals. That, more than anything, will drive a wedge.

TLDR: Show RESPECT to your sister's friend, POLITELY indicate your disinterest if she sends signals. If she continues to push the issue, your sister shouldn't blame you as long as its obvious you were trying to be tactful. But you need to be SINCERELY trying to be tactful. People can tell the difference.

TLDR TLDR: Be sincere (not just honest).
#211084 - anon
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(04/10/2016) [-]
In a skype call fourth day in a row with this girl I like
And I think she likes me I was pretty convinced about it a while ago, but she said I was too young for her (19/23). We stopped talking for a while but I struck up a conversation about Stardew Valley, and she called me pretty damn quick when I suggested it, and has since called me without me mentioning it.
But neither of us are particularly talkative, we're both just playing games by ourselves, making smalltalk and talking about the game every now and then

What do you say? How do you start a decent conversation?
#211102 to #211084 - evenx
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(04/10/2016) [-]
Just talk about literally anything that pops into your head (to a degree). It's what I do, and I find its pretty easy to keep a conversation going with that.
Example: Talk about your day, who you met, maybe someone from your past if you are thinking about it, someone in your future. Where you want to go, why you want to go there, what you want to do. Talk about that super hot ghost pepper salsa you just had that was WAAY too hot (thats me lol). Easy.

That was all just off the top of my head. Just take whats in your brain, put it into words, and let them flow. Like water turning into a stream into a river, the conversation should fall into grooves that you are both interested in, and grow fed by common interest. If the stream never flows, you weren't compatible to begin with.
#211106 to #211102 - anon
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(04/10/2016) [-]
I guess. I tried lil bits of that but sometimes she's not massively responsive. You might be right about compatibility, that's always a possibility. Granted, it's not really the best situation for flowing conversation. We're usually on skype really late (midnight to 7am) and she keeps the volume down, and the excuse used for skyping in the first place is that we're talking about the game we're both playing.
I'm gonna try to give it a chance before I make a call on compatibility though.

What about me being 'too young' for her.
Do I bring it up? How? It's bugging me a lot, and it wouldn't, but I was pretty convinced she likes me.
#211107 to #211106 - evenx
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(04/10/2016) [-]
19/23 is not too young. I follow the half-age-plus-seven rule generally.
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=half-your-age-plus-seven
I wouldn't bring it up with her if she's the one who said you are too young though. Could she be referring to maturity? Or just raw numbers?

But yeah. Its probably not the best situation for flowing conversation. Don't get discouraged. Good luck!
#211119 to #211107 - anon
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(04/10/2016) [-]
Well, can't say its outright not true, always gnna be an opinionated thing. Its probably gonna have to come up at some point. I'm familiar with the rule, follow it myself

Thanks for the help, and I see you're trying to help everyone else too so thanks for that as well
#211079 - megapepsifreak
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(04/09/2016) [-]
i fell in love last night, and it is great.
#211485 to #211079 - leafonthewind
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(04/17/2016) [-]
nice
#211128 to #211079 - tealkangaroo
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(04/10/2016) [-]
grats
#211103 to #211079 - evenx
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(04/10/2016) [-]
I'm jealous.
#211082 to #211079 - icefried
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(04/09/2016) [-]
Oh it always is..
#211077 - mariopimpjr
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(04/09/2016) [-]
would a leather cleaning wipe work on the exterior of a polyurethane jacket
#211076 - anon
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(04/09/2016) [-]
is there a advice account who knows things about sports? anyway, does anyone know where i can watch NBA matches live for free? much apreciated :^)
#211078 to #211076 - kober
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(04/09/2016) [-]
I mean, there's an active sports board that would probably be more able to help you with that..
#211131 to #211078 - thelamastone
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(04/10/2016) [-]
yah, can you send link?
#211141 to #211131 - kober
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(04/10/2016) [-]
I can't tell if you're joking or not.
Surely after being here for two years you know how to navigate the website, straight up lists out all the boards on the top of each boards' page, and again on the "Image Boards" link on the side.
In any case: /sports/
#211143 to #211141 - thelamastone
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(04/10/2016) [-]
yah, noticed right after i asked. forgot to delete the comment sry :/ ty for help tho
#211071 - anon
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(04/09/2016) [-]
Whenever people are nice to me, or they compliment me, or give me a hug, I freak out and I start to like, fall apart? Like if someone calls me a "good for nothing piece of shit" or "worthless scrap of flesh", it's fine, but the minute someone says "You're such a good a person!" I just feel like it's lie.
#211094 to #211071 - evenx
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(04/10/2016) [-]
Sounds like you have self-confidence issues. I reccomend faking it until you make it. Show overconfidence in all that you do, and eventually, you will believe yourself.

EXAMPLE:

"Anons friend: Man you are good at volleyball"
"Anon: Well duh, I'm amazing at almost everything I do, you should learn from me"
"Anons friend: HaHa, you're funny. Wanna makeout?"
"Anon: no no, I'm much too busy playing volleyball"
#211083 to #211071 - icefried
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(04/09/2016) [-]
Click to show spoiler
Learn how to take a compliment you degenerate piece of shit.

jk, you're cool
#211069 - radianteclipse
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(04/09/2016) [-]
So I have AT&T and my internet speed was really decent (28 Mbps Dwn and 15 Mbpd Up) but recently I've noticed that my ping in games is skyrocketing (used to be 63 now its 84-400) and my downloads are taking forever especially on my PS4 (left it in rest mode to download battleborn beta for an hour only to get .200 GBs downloaded ;A;). I checked my internet on Speedtest and it said Im getting 4Mbps Dwn and 1mbps Up. I reset my router and its still the same. So my question is what do I do? Im actually considering switching to Xfinity cause there's always something wrong with my AT&T connection.

Any help would be appreciated
#211070 to #211069 - radianteclipse
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(04/09/2016) [-]
Probably not the right board to ask this but I just need help
#211096 to #211070 - evenx
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(04/10/2016) [-]
Call AT&T and complain? If you are on month to month it shouldnt hurt to switch, but if you are on a contract there could be fees
#211068 - jtistillam
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(04/09/2016) [-]
Does FJ not cache its pages? I was trying to find a page that was removed and it's not showing up anywhere. Most websites you can view older versions of a page but I can't find any for FJ.
#211059 - sirnigga
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(04/09/2016) [-]
How do I get someone too realize how great they are
#211129 to #211059 - tealkangaroo
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(04/10/2016) [-]
people dealing with guilt for things they haven't made you aware about are reluctant to accept compliments

let them know that they are important to you, and make them aware of the positive impact they have had on you
#211097 to #211059 - evenx
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(04/10/2016) [-]
By letting them know they made a difference in your life, then it just takes time. Might be a while though.
#211061 to #211059 - muffintime
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(04/09/2016) [-]
kidnap them and put them on display
#211060 to #211059 - sugoi
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(04/09/2016) [-]
Compliments.
Or an intervention.
Or a cake literally spelling it out.
#211058 - wydell
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(04/09/2016) [-]
Anybody here work/worked for USPS?