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#209803 - anon
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(03/18/2016) [-]
>me and girlfriend been arguing like crazy the few months
>a couple days ago we decided to take a "break" with no contact
>the whole relationship has fallen apart, she's not telling me anything anymore because "i don't listen (I actually do)" and she doesn't like the advice I give her
>Even though we stopped talking I don't really feel sad or miss her that much
>I still feel I love her but the past month I've been starting to get a crush on a girl thats in one of my uni classes and I've been fantasizing about cheating on her with girls i see(I would never do that though since I'm not a piece of shit) since we haven't had sex in 3 months and all the romance is gone
>Last night I had a dream that we were driving down the street and and she got out and we just waved goodbye and she walked away into traffic, maybe that had some sort of meaning

I don't know bros, I've dated her for 3 years now and she's an amazing girl who's pretty and smart but everything I do just hurts her and I can't stand hurting her any more. I also don't know if me starting to get feelings for other girls is just because I'm not getting the affection and attention from her anymore or it's a sign that i should just get out. Do you guys think the "break" is just something that is going to make it easier for us to break up and there's no chance or will we get the feelings again and be happy like we used to be?
#209834 to #209803 - swonnr
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(03/19/2016) [-]
Pro-tip: (I learned it the hard way)
When girls tell you about their problems, they don't really wants advices.
At least not in this moment.

Hold her, cuddle her, and tell her it's going to be ok.

Works better than throwing logic in her face, while she's not in the mood for it.

Yes, it sounds retarded to most of us males, but that's how vaginas works.
#209812 to #209803 - parishailsatan
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(03/18/2016) [-]
People fall out of love all the time, it happens. The problem is that most people rely on how you guys feel the moment you're dating. There's so much energy, everything is new, you guys don't exactly like the same things but you love each other, it's all great. Than a year goes by, you're starting to see the person that they really are. They're no longer putting on a show and are being who they are, slowly but surely as the years go if you start to lose the spark that you once had it begins to tear you apart. My best friend was in a relationship for four years before she realized that she cared for him but she know longer felt the love she did. It's a part of life to want to be happy and if both of you are mutal in that you're not happy anymore maybe it's time for a real discussion. Not an argument but a clear the air conversation. Without any backlash try and explain to each other what is going on in each others head. Also take into consideration that medical depression can be the cause of situations, since I don't know the full story, I can't judge anything but if there is stresses going on in life that are weighing down on her mental health they need to be cleared before the relationship can move forward, or not. The choice is completely up to you. This is advice afterall from a man who is only human just like you, and had to make the same choices that you, yourself are now facing. You have a wonderful day Anon, and if you ever need someone to talk to, you can message me here on FJ. Don't worry your anonymity is safe with me.
#209801 - anon
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(03/18/2016) [-]
How do you get over that thought process that no one can like or love you?
#209835 to #209801 - swonnr
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(03/19/2016) [-]
Thinks about the kind of girl whom you want to like you.
What kind of qualities does she likes?
What kind of places does she frequent?
What kind of flaws can't she stand?
In general, find places where you like to be and do things, but you also meet and talk to peoples. And let life do it's things.

Answer those three questions, and try your best to be that man.
The good old advice of "Imagine your daughter going out with a guy like you. Do you Smile?".
You probably will need to forget about fucking 9/10 warrior trannies, but if you use your imagination enough there MUST be some girls into you.
#210039 to #209835 - anon
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(03/21/2016) [-]
The only girl who has shown that she cared about me left for basic today,so yeah.
#209831 to #209801 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(03/19/2016) [-]
There are over seven billion people in the world. A lot of them like some fucked up shit. There's a pretty good chance you're the fucked up shit for multiple people out there. It's just a matter of putting yourself out there so they have a chance at finding you. Toothless junkies have managed it; I'm sure you have at least some shot.
#210040 to #209831 - anon
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(03/21/2016) [-]
Where can find myself a toothless junkie?
#210042 to #210040 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(03/21/2016) [-]
Somewhere bad
#210047 to #210042 - anon
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(03/22/2016) [-]
am i your fucked up shit?
#210048 to #210047 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(03/22/2016) [-]
no
#210060 to #210048 - anon
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(03/22/2016) [-]
oh
#209826 to #209801 - thenamlessguy
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(03/18/2016) [-]
There isn't any general remedy you can just do and everything will be fine, sadly.
The feeling never really goes away, but it does start to feel better once you realize that what you're thinking is in fact just what you're telling yourself.
And not just that you know it's like that, you have to believe in it too (if that makes any sense).
#209804 to #209801 - muffintime
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(03/18/2016) [-]
one day at a time
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#209769 - anon
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(03/17/2016) [-]
elo lads, do I need an external hard drive to swap data on one old hard drive onto a new one? if not how do i do it, thanks
#209777 to #209769 - anon
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(03/17/2016) [-]
Fist yourself.
#209766 - harbingerwolf ONLINE
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(03/17/2016) [-]
I literally feel too miserable to have a relaxing wank, i dont know how to get out of this rut.
#209793 to #209766 - foreveranonymous
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(03/17/2016) [-]
Gun
#209770 to #209766 - anon
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(03/17/2016) [-]
Why? what's on ur mind babes
#209765 - smartythechicken
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(03/17/2016) [-]
so i had this superhero/villain idea
this one guy gets a superpower. noone knows what his superpower is, but he never seems to die, and he always keeps doing this one thing, because he is insane.
this guy - you never get to see his face, he's basically like a shadow, and whenever he uses his powers, it cant be seen, like, if it was in a comic, then you wouldnt see him using a power, and this sort of gives this feeling of mystery to the reader because you dont actually know anything about the fucker.
anyway, the spoiler is that the character has ALL superpowers, but he cant use them all at once, and they work very randomly. like, he tries to kill someone with a gun, but instead of pulling the trigger his hand accidentally extends to an extreme length, which knocks out the guy he's trying to kill. for example.
or he tries to catch a ball, and his brain thinks the ball is a threat so he turns into water.
anyway, his backstory would be something like (i dunno) he tries to save someone from a car crash by embracing them, but instead his power makes him survive the car crash by vaporizing him, and the person he tries to save dies anyway.
#209759 - anon
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(03/17/2016) [-]
ive been having trouble sleeping recently and its been getting worse, what kind of over the counter sleep medicine should i get
#209810 to #209759 - foreveranonymous
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(03/18/2016) [-]
I use extra strength melatonin, which can be 50/50
#209802 to #209759 - kober
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(03/18/2016) [-]
Melatonin. Cheap, effective, natural. It's not exactly a "sleep medicine," however.
#209764 to #209759 - anon
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(03/17/2016) [-]
it is now almost 8 am and ive gotten no sleep at all
#209760 to #209759 - mondominiman
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(03/17/2016) [-]
Personally I don't like sleep medication as a go to option for insomnia, maybe do a few other things first such as working out 1-2 hours before to tire your body out, step away from the TV/laptop an hour or so before you go to bed, drink warm milk or something didn't your mom ever give you warm milk as a child?
#209751 - scowler
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(03/17/2016) [-]
What are some decent pants and jackets for hiking and camping?
#209794 to #209751 - pokemonstheshiz
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(03/17/2016) [-]
Pants that have removable lower legs (change from long pants to shorts) are nice. It might be cold af when you start in the morning, but by noon it'll be hot.
Frogg Toggs makes good breathable rain jackets
#209805 to #209794 - scowler
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(03/18/2016) [-]
See, the thing is I absolutely loathe shorts...
#209752 to #209751 - spaceking
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(03/17/2016) [-]
In what environment? I generally just wear jeans unless there is a lot of snow, in which case I'd wear snowpants. Nothing special.
Also any jacket that isnt insanely heavy, a waterproof layer/windbreaker over a sweater is usually sufficient in cooler conditions.
#209771 to #209752 - scowler
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(03/17/2016) [-]
Any environment.
#209750 - jessieqwertyu
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(03/17/2016) [-]
How do I tell my boyfriend that he is now too fat for me to ride him cowgirl style? My knees no longer can reach anything for support.... Hes going through a lot right now, and seems upset I no longer want to do cowgirl. Just come out and say it? Not in the moment of course.
#209772 to #209750 - alstorp
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(03/17/2016) [-]
Definitely tell him, keeping things like that for yourself is a bad idea, always.
#209753 to #209750 - shyyguy
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(03/17/2016) [-]
Yea, just tell him. The longer you wait, the harder it'll be for him to lose it. Just get him on a simple diet like no soda (or occassional soda), more normal home cooked foods , and he'll gradually lose weight. Not to make this about me, but I've lost 15 pounds since last Thanksgiving and I still ate a lot of chocolate/potato chips/other unhealthy foods. I believe it comes down to moderation, but I still don't know how I'm losing weight.
#209763 to #209753 - jessieqwertyu
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(03/17/2016) [-]
See we were supposed to be having a little contest. Hes away at school most of the time. It was supposed to be whoever loses 25lbs first wins. Ive lost 17, and hes gained, probably that much... Thanks for replying. When hes home on break maybe Ill have an easier time helping him, easier to motivate him and work with him.
#209749 - snacky
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(03/17/2016) [-]
Dont know if i should post here or in autism but i recently got drunk and branded a S into my left pec right next to my armpit, Anyways i've had it for about 2 weeks now and its almost fully healed but the pink scar is still there and i need an excuse or story of what it is/ how i got it because my parents are bound to find out and they are going to be extremely mad when they figure it out. so i was wondering if you guys have any ideas on what i could pass it off as other than a fucking brand. Also any tips on how to remove it i know i cant 100% get rid of it but anything to help fade it or shrink it would be great.
#209748 - mariopimpjr
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(03/17/2016) [-]
how can i contact Satya Nadella
#209746 - pianoasis
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(03/17/2016) [-]
I want to learn C# programming but I don't know if I should start with a lesser one like C+ or if I should just go for it. Also does anyone have good references? Books, websites, videos, e-books, whatever. I used to code a lot a while ago on a basic 2D gaming codec www.byond.com if that helps you understand my experience
#209754 to #209746 - shyyguy
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(03/17/2016) [-]
I'd say go for it. I personally started with C#. If you find yourself having trouble learning it, you could start with a lesser language though you said you have done coding before, so you should do well. .

As for resources, Udemy has a good course on learning the language (I'd give you a link, but on my phone at the moment). Other than that, just go to Amazon and look for books on C# 5.0. Get an account on StackOverflow for questions, and then try googling other stuff you don't know.

If you're planning on using this for game programming, look into game frameworks like MonoGame or Unity. Though don't skip out on learning the basics of C# before jumping into these topics like I did when I started.

If you have any questions related to the language, you can add/message me through here and I'll try to respond. or Twitter.com/theshyyguy

One more thing, get Microsoft Visual Studio 2015 Community Edition or Visual C# Express. They are free, and are great for programming in.
#209737 - anon
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(03/16/2016) [-]
Evening FJ, I really want to make some cosplay (star wars orientated).
I don't know when I would use it but it would be cool to have and show off.
But where the fuck do I start? I've heard of such websites like the dented helmet and such, but that mainly focuses on boba fett
I'm specificity looking at making a Chewbacca costume, this is mainly to do with my height (6" 3) so it would make the most sense to make a tall character. I'm about a foot taller than my city's average so it would work
I wanted to make a Boba Fett costume but a 6 3 Boba Fett would look ridiculous

Can any of you hit me up with some advice on how to start it? any links on where to buy fur like material like chewbacca's? I'll probably buy the mask, maybe the gloves but I'd like to do the body piece myself
Hears my current plan, by a body suit (brown) and sew material to it accordingly but I'm not sure if this would work (as body suits tend to be stretched to fit on and sewing solid fabric to it would restrict fitting, plus it would be hot as fuck in there)
#209778 to #209737 - thejusticar ONLINE
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(03/17/2016) [-]
www.fabric.com/apparel-fashion-fabric-faux-fur-fabric.aspx some fake fur for the costume.
A small bit of advice, hit up some furrys or someone in the furry community, they know how to make and get materials for body suits that can look like chewbacca.
#209828 to #209778 - epicextreme ONLINE
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(03/18/2016) [-]
Thanks man, How does one contact a furrie? I never thought I'd say that
#209855 to #209828 - thejusticar ONLINE
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(03/19/2016) [-]
Try the furry board of funnyjunk first. Next attempt maybe a furry tumblr, they are pretty nice atleast from experience.
#209736 - kothaex
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(03/16/2016) [-]
I've been doing pretty good with eating less, eating healthier and exercising more, for a couple of weeks, and it's been thoroughly effortless

but today and yesterday
I can't stop thinking about food, it hit me like a train
mint tea completely dulled my hunger before but it's not helping now
how
help
#209747 to #209736 - kober
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(03/17/2016) [-]
EC stack.
#209739 to #209736 - epicextreme ONLINE
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(03/17/2016) [-]
A really good way I find to cut back on eating is to half the food you eat.
this means it is half the calories of a full peice, so this way you can have twice as much
#209740 to #209739 - kothaex
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(03/17/2016) [-]
holy shit you're right
#209735 - mintea
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(03/16/2016) [-]
Anyone know how to download vids from youtube without using virus ridden software?
#209755 to #209735 - shyyguy
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(03/17/2016) [-]
Keepvid.com is my personal favorite, and Listentoyoutube.com for higher quality audio.
#209738 to #209735 - epicextreme ONLINE
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(03/17/2016) [-]
youtubeinmp4.com/ hears a good one I use, never had a problem with it and its pretty self explanatory.
#209726 - anon
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(03/16/2016) [-]
Alright, here's the deal: I HATE good clothes. Shirts, ties, formal-type pants, the whole thing. I just don't like it because they're uncomfortable, and their only purpose is purely aesthetic. Not only that, but there's a whole owner's manual on how to wear what, and countless articles about how the clothes you bought to make you look good might make you look worse. Now, i don't believe i can just throw on a pair of shit-smeared pants and a t-shirt that hasn't been to the washer in months, but this thing of having to put time out of your day to choose what goes with what and how you wear it is, i find, pretty tedious. The thing i think bothers me the most is how when you dress up going out of your way to look spectacular every single day, it just doesn't seem to serve a purpose in my eyes. You might say: "Well shit anon, girls dig it when you dress up", but do i really want to misdirect a girl by dressing up every day with clothes that i hate? Should i really put my looks in front of not only my comfort, but my style, which reflects basically who i am, and join the numerous other people that dress basically the same with little variations, in the name of poontang? Basically, my question is: should i learn to deal with it and just suck up my disdain for these clothes because they might make me look good in order to get laid, or do i keep the style i have that is comfortable for me, as well as not too haggard that i look like someone that just came out of an elephant's rectal cavity? In case you need to know how i dress, it basically involves an assortment of jeans, fitted t-shirts, a black belt, the occasional hoodie for when its cold out, different shoes ranging from hiking boots to discrete sports shoes, and a black jacket for when its freezing. Colors are usually simple (black, blue, and gray mostly) with simple designs on shirts and hoodies (i don't walk around looking like times square purchased ad space on my clothes)
#209768 to #209726 - ieatbengay
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(03/17/2016) [-]
You should wear that fit your style, don't wear something you don't like the look of

But don't avoid clothes you like the look of just because they're uncomfortable, you can find comfortable versions of anything
#209741 to #209726 - epicextreme ONLINE
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(03/17/2016) [-]
Wear what makes you feel comfortable, as long as whatever you are wearing is clean and smelling good then you shouldn't feel bad about it.
I have this friend who's always up to date on 'style' tight ass jeans, big ass loafers with no socks, puffy ass jacket, that kind of stuff
personally I find it ridiculous but from what you say you wear actually sounds pretty normal. But each to their own, its never a bad thing to expand your wardrobe.
I use to wear the same stuff everyday and looking back... oh god why...
#209711 - anon
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(03/16/2016) [-]
howdy lads, right so the other night i put an ad on craigslist looking for a female companion for the night right? an older lady to be exact.   
anyway tonight i looked on my email and to my surprise i had an email from a lady, so i added her on kik and started chatting and sharing pics, but she told me that she is married. should i still go for it or just kind of leave it? because i haven't gotten laid for like a year and she is my type. so, what do i do? should i go for it or just delete her and continue to be a filthy peasant?
howdy lads, right so the other night i put an ad on craigslist looking for a female companion for the night right? an older lady to be exact.
anyway tonight i looked on my email and to my surprise i had an email from a lady, so i added her on kik and started chatting and sharing pics, but she told me that she is married. should i still go for it or just kind of leave it? because i haven't gotten laid for like a year and she is my type. so, what do i do? should i go for it or just delete her and continue to be a filthy peasant?
#209724 to #209711 - anon
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(03/16/2016) [-]
cheating is cheating. morally it's wrong. how important is getting laid to you? i myself would probably do it, but im not going to pretend im free of guilt in the act.
#209713 to #209711 - ieatbengay
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(03/16/2016) [-]
she's probably gonna do it anyway or done it before
#209709 - anon
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(03/16/2016) [-]
hi fj
I am kinda panicking right now.
You see, today I lost my USB stick at uni. normally that never happens to me, but today, for any reason, it did.
what I fear is that not only it contained my work, but also some nudes, not from me obv. Thing is, I think I erased them, but now that I dont have the thing in my possesion, I just dont know.

I am getting ready for the worse, so if you had found a USB stick with nudes in it, and wanted to share with the world, where would you do it?

In best of cases someone would have brought it to reception desk, but we just know people are shitty in general.
#209756 to #209709 - shyyguy
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(03/17/2016) [-]
Should've put a "read me if lost" text file on there. If some honest people found it, they would know who to return it to. Better luck next time I guess.
#209722 to #209709 - anon
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(03/16/2016) [-]
Online.
#209708 - mariopimpjr
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(03/16/2016) [-]
can someone make me a resume
#209723 to #209708 - anon
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(03/16/2016) [-]
One that actually fits to your qualifications or just a random resume?
#209745 to #209723 - mariopimpjr
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(03/17/2016) [-]
i'm just that bad at writing. i dont know how to write anything but i know how to cook and i cooked here. im too to the point
#209797 to #209745 - anon
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(03/17/2016) [-]
im mariopimpjr
-can cook bitchin ass meals
-is to the point
plz hire me.
hows that?
#209704 - anon
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(03/16/2016) [-]
When does it get better? People like to tell me "it gets better" but when? Nothing ever goes right for me, I can't remember the last time I was happy. I avoid happiness because whenever something good happens something AWFUL always follows.
Just today I found out 2/3 pairs of new work pants don't fit, my shoes are too small, my alarm was never going to go off which didn't matter because I had been up since 3am due to insomnia, I kept dropping shit everywhere, I hurt myself several times by accident, I have nothing fresh to eat, oh and did I mention today is my first ever day of work?
This is an average day, shit after shit happens. Nothing good happens to me, and I don't expect it to. I deserve misery. Bad things happen to bad people, I deserve to be upset. I just want to die and I've wanted to die for at least 5 years, not that I can remember because I don't remember most of my life due to constant abuse
#209767 to #209704 - harbingerwolf ONLINE
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(03/17/2016) [-]
Apparently it just randomly happens if you're lucky, but not everyones lucky so it dont. Dont know how to answer, i havent been able to feel happy for a long time, even going places and getting things that have made me happy dont work anymore, all i feel is shit.
#209720 to #209704 - idontfukincareatg
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(03/16/2016) [-]
There will be bad things in your life. DO NOT TRY TO DIE. Look at yourself from an external point of view and see if the things that are happening to you are an effect of your own actions. If so, work to change them. The secrets to success and happiness are an effect of your daily habits. Small micro decisions adding up over time are what has an effect on your life.

You already said that you don't care about yourself, so I want you to try a few things. What do you have to lose if you don't care? These things are hard to do, but they will make you a tougher person, and they use your bodys natural reactions to boost moods and combat depression. They also train your mind and boost willpower.

1. Stop negative self talk. Its hard to do. Find what triggers it, and change your reaction. Make yourself aware of what causes you to think that way. The self-awareness will also help you in other aspects of life.

2. Exercise. It makes you feel better about yourself, boosts your status in society, and helps you build will power to face other challenges in life. Don't think of it as you have to exercise, but you get to exercise.

3. Show gratitude. Find 5 things in your life that are positives, and write them down

4. Take a cold shower. As cold as the water will go. It sounds crazy, but there are a lot of benefits of cold showers, look them up. Hot showers are a luxury and nothing more. If you need to, start hot and gradually lower the water temperature to completely cold. Allow the cold water to hit your full body. It will be hard to breath at first, but this is normal. Focus on keeping normal breathing. Make yourself stay in the water. Do this for at least 3 minutes at the end of the shower. You're wanting to die, so what is 3 minutes of discomfort to you?

I'm not gonna give you the "It will get better" bullshit. You CAN get better but it is all an effect of your own choices. When you are faced with a problem, buckle down and hit that damn thing head on. Don't continue to be a pussy. And don't get killed or kill yourself. Its called the cowards way out for a reason. Suicide would be easy. An easy way to end the suffering, but in truth all it does is pass the pain to someone else. The person or people who care most about you.

Good Luck. If you want advice or need help, PM me. I'll do what I can to help. The only way you will get past your problems is to completely restructure your life. I've been in your situation before, not for as long as you, and dug myself out. Try the things mentioned above, they all have a purpose, I didn't mention all of the purposes, but you'll know if you do them. Tell me if you want more. What do you have to lose?
#209714 to #209704 - ieatbengay
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(03/16/2016) [-]
first ever day of work? average day? hmm
#209706 to #209704 - oxidoferroso
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(03/16/2016) [-]
Once you have hit rock bottom, there's no where to go but up
Pack the essential, take all your money out of the bank and go live an adventure
What's the worst thing it can happen? Death? You seem comfortable enough with that idea
Alternatively, buy a helium mask