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User avatar #90214 - zaperzero (08/16/2013) [-]
How do I make good looking black outlines to letters with paint?
User avatar #90216 to #90214 - misticalz ONLINE (08/16/2013) [-]
1.Type in your text, make it black.
2.Make it bigger 5px bigger than you want the actual text to be.
3.Make white text, 5px smaller than the black text, center it on top of the black text.
User avatar #90217 to #90216 - zaperzero (08/16/2013) [-]
Thanks. How do you suggest I make the black text larger? Dragging the box after selecting it all, or manually adding 5 pixels in each direction?
User avatar #90218 to #90217 - misticalz ONLINE (08/16/2013) [-]
Shit, actually it doesn't work.
I don't think you can.

Want me to do it quick for you in Photoshop?
User avatar #90301 to #90218 - zaperzero (08/16/2013) [-]
sure? I don't even remember what I was trying to make text for.
User avatar #90308 to #90301 - misticalz ONLINE (08/16/2013) [-]
oh
#90213 - yeahvinyl (08/16/2013) [-]
Hi! I'm going to my very first ever convention, where I'll also be dressing up as a character. I'll be going to next year's San Diego Comic Con, do you guys have any advice or things I should do/not do while I'm there? I'm going as Zatanna :3
User avatar #90236 to #90213 - foaly (08/16/2013) [-]
Do's and Don'ts?
Don't expect everything to go as planned
Do have a full charge on all devices
Don't forget any important items
Do carry a viable amount of cash
Don't dress in any way that will get you more attention than you can handle(sexy but not slutty)
Do take lot's of pictures since it's your first time.
User avatar #90235 to #90213 - delphine (08/16/2013) [-]
good choice! I almost decided to go as zatanna for halloween this year, but then decided to go as a gerudo thief instead.

I don't really have any advice about conventions, but I could offer costume advice if you need any.
User avatar #90220 to #90213 - advicedude (08/16/2013) [-]
Do a cosplay where your genitals are included in the costume.
User avatar #90276 to #90220 - teoberry (08/16/2013) [-]
I second this
#90211 - reallyoldfag (08/16/2013) [-]
Please pardon my ignorance here. When there is a Youtube video in the comments, why doesn't it play when I click it? Am I suppose to do or have something? Thanks in advance.
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User avatar #90204 to #90203 - dragontear (08/16/2013) [-]
sorry, wrong board
#90231 to #90204 - drillaz (08/16/2013) [-]
WE CAN HELP YOU
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User avatar #90198 - advicedude (08/15/2013) [-]
Guys I'm lost at what I want to major in.
I want Psychology and Neuroscience but it doesn't seem like there is too much of a job market for me
#90202 to #90198 - valeriya (08/16/2013) [-]
Any specific fields? I'm assuming something medical or scientific is what you're looking at.
User avatar #90219 to #90202 - advicedude (08/16/2013) [-]
yeah but i don't want do do therapy or rehabilitation.
#90348 to #90219 - valeriya (08/17/2013) [-]
Stay away from Psychology then, unless you are looking for researching fields then you'll most likely end up doing therapy work like cbt, I've little knowledge of the job market in America but having a medical background does help quite a bit when applying for universities, (For example I worked as a CMT and a regular MT before I even went to university to study for MB BChir - Bach med bach surgery), I'd suggest looking ahead see what universities and colleges want before you choose your solid subject if in doubt I'd go with biology / human physiology and chemistry, hope this helps.
User avatar #90201 to #90198 - misticalz ONLINE (08/16/2013) [-]
You can work on a TV show. ))
Bazingorp!!
User avatar #90192 - dcmp ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
I was diagnosed with severe depression back in highschool, but it kind of went away for a while, but now it has returned albeit cyclically. Just generally feeling hopeless about everything. I feel like there is nothing coming my way to have me feel better, no one waiting to find me, or no one willing to even give me a chance or try to help. There is only one thing keeping me going, one thing that's, quite literally keeping me alive but I have to struggle everyday with it, and it also adds to my gaping lonliness. I don't know what I should do, I hate crying myself to sleep everynight.
User avatar #90609 to #90192 - gabemczombie (08/18/2013) [-]
I know exactly what you feel. Not the part about crying myself to sleep but the hopelessness. If you want to talk (i've heard i have a nack for talking to) you can send me a friend request! ^^
User avatar #90194 to #90192 - guitarnigger (08/15/2013) [-]
> There is only one thing keeping me going

may i know what that thing is?
User avatar #90197 to #90194 - dcmp ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
I dont really want to share publicly, if you want to send me a friend request, maybe I can send you a pm or something
User avatar #90205 to #90197 - guitarnigger (08/16/2013) [-]
sure ;)
User avatar #90193 to #90192 - guitarnigger (08/15/2013) [-]
i dont think you should just give up on life, keep positive, remember you're never alone
#90178 - wallabangbang (08/15/2013) [-]
Reasons to die:
I won't have to feel like this anymore
I'll be making life easier for my "Parents", with not having a burden to feed.
I won't rub my miserableness, onto anyone else, anymore.
I won't have to Try so hard anymore
I'll get to know what the afterlife is

Reasons to not die:
There's a chance things will get better
User avatar #90237 to #90178 - myrtille ONLINE (08/16/2013) [-]
If you don't care if you die, go do something daring. Go join the peace corps. Go live on the streets for a year to see what it's like. Don't bathe for a week, then take a long steamy bath. Ask a really hot girl out. Ask a really ugly girl out. Go buy roses and give them away to people to make them smile. Go to a bar and talk to people. Get a really fuckin neato hair cut. Eat maceroni every day for a month.
Do random weird shit so you have things to laugh at later in life.
#90182 to #90178 - drillaz (08/15/2013) [-]
Plus Breaking Bad is on this Sunday
User avatar #90181 to #90178 - advicedude (08/15/2013) [-]
You're so young. You have an entire life ahead of you. Don't waste it.
User avatar #90156 - srskate (08/15/2013) [-]
I know my girl-friend is lying to me about a trip she is taking, but I don't know how to confront her about it.

I want to trust her, but I know she has a penchant for lying, and her story doesn't match up.

I really love her, and I don't want to screw things up. I need another person's opinion.
User avatar #90183 to #90156 - advicedude (08/15/2013) [-]
Try to trust her but just ask her questions that would trip her up to see if she's being honest.
User avatar #90196 to #90183 - srskate (08/15/2013) [-]
I have.

I may also have access to her computer. I may have used this to my advantage. I may be a horrible person.
User avatar #90163 to #90156 - Timmietim (08/15/2013) [-]
You need to be able to trust her, confront her.
#90167 to #90163 - srskate (08/15/2013) [-]
Okay, I'll do it.
#90154 - mellen (08/15/2013) [-]
What am I living for?
I'm 17

I live with my father.
Homeschooled. He doesn't want to teach me to drive. No friends, not allowed to hang out with anyone. Calls me names. Likes his girlfriend and her kids more than me.

I don't know how I'm going to learn how to do adult things or pay for anything. My mother lives with her boyfriend's mom and him, so shes no help, got her phone shut off. It has come to the point where even if I wanted to move out at 18, I can't afford it or even leave because I would have to walk in 90 degree heat and we live on the edge of town. I have terrible anxiety and depression.

I feel hopeless.
User avatar #90239 to #90154 - myrtille ONLINE (08/16/2013) [-]
if you live in the US, work at the nearest cracker barrel fulltime
great benefits and they have exceptional training. you'll be fit to work at any restaurant after you work there. Seriously.
Stand up to your dad. Demand respect, literally. Tell him "I'm almost a fucking adult and I have a shit ton to learn. The only person who can teach me anything is you, so step the fuck up."
Don't be afraid to make threats and other things. Tell him you'll never speak to him again and when you do get your shit together and have a family he won't be allowed any contact with him. Scare the living hell out of him. He probably thinks he has nothing to worry about. Show him who the fuck is boss.
User avatar #90360 to #90239 - thedudeistheman ONLINE (08/17/2013) [-]
Cynic says: There's no way that could possibly go wrong.
User avatar #90373 to #90360 - myrtille ONLINE (08/17/2013) [-]
there is a possibility, but even if his dad retaliates, he still knows his son isn't a pussy who just gives into his bullshit. even if he's mad he'll have more respect for his son.
User avatar #90375 to #90373 - thedudeistheman ONLINE (08/17/2013) [-]
I'm thinking in terms of physical retaliation, but from what I read, his dad doesn't seem like that kind of abusive person.
User avatar #90184 to #90154 - advicedude (08/15/2013) [-]
Community College
Odd Jobs
Any interaction and questions could get you life advice.
User avatar #90155 to #90154 - srskate (08/15/2013) [-]
Have you looked at colleges?

Do you have any special Skills?

have you considered internships or a job?

Buses and taxis work.
#90157 to #90155 - mellen (08/15/2013) [-]
Yes I'm looking at the community college about 15 min from me.
I don't have any special skills, I'm average
The buses and taxis do not come anywhere close to my neighborhood. I don't even think my small town has them to begin with.
User avatar #90161 to #90157 - srskate (08/15/2013) [-]
Look at colleges a bit farther a way if you think you can. Financial aid is a helpful thing but don't get student loans.

Look into learning computers. Businesses love that shit.
You need to login to view this link < you might like this

get a bike.
#90137 - vColtmanfraco (08/15/2013) [-]
So I just had a rather bittersweet ending with my girlfriend of 2 years. She's still my best friend and I'm sure I'll be in her life always. But it still hurts to lose her. I guess I'm here to say to everyone to keep on it. As bad as it gets, it'll always get better. Listen to some good music, love yourself, and always look on the bright side. Sure, the girl I loved just dumped me. I'm still a good guy, I've still got good friends. That's all that matters.   
   
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXWvKDSwvls   
   
God damn music makes hard situations so much better.
So I just had a rather bittersweet ending with my girlfriend of 2 years. She's still my best friend and I'm sure I'll be in her life always. But it still hurts to lose her. I guess I'm here to say to everyone to keep on it. As bad as it gets, it'll always get better. Listen to some good music, love yourself, and always look on the bright side. Sure, the girl I loved just dumped me. I'm still a good guy, I've still got good friends. That's all that matters.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXWvKDSwvls

God damn music makes hard situations so much better.
User avatar #90232 to #90137 - oborawatabinost (08/16/2013) [-]
In my opinion:

By far the happiest song I know of (better if you're familiar with Monty Python): www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROyFFYNhFnQ
(There was a post on here about British sailors singing this song while on their sinking navy ship during WW2)

Most motivational song:

#90316 to #90232 - vColtmanfraco (08/16/2013) [-]
God I really needed this song. I'm not doing so well. In fact I'm in an emotional breakdown and I'm just trying to get by right now.
User avatar #90138 to #90137 - awesomerninjathing (08/15/2013) [-]
Listen to 808s and Heartbreak by Kanye West
and Take Care by Drake
#90139 to #90138 - vColtmanfraco (08/15/2013) [-]
Nothing against it, but that's just not my type of music.
User avatar #90140 to #90139 - awesomerninjathing (08/15/2013) [-]
Neutral Milk Hotel - In The Aeroplane Over The Sea then?

808s is really not rap it's more like a dark electro type sad album
#90141 to #90140 - vColtmanfraco (08/15/2013) [-]
See that's just not my thing either. Sad music when I'm sad doesn't work for me. I need upbeat positive music.
User avatar #90142 to #90141 - awesomerninjathing (08/15/2013) [-]
Oooooh

Listen to LMFAO - Sorry for party rocking lol
#90143 to #90142 - vColtmanfraco (08/15/2013) [-]
Haha even then, I'm not in to pop/techno.

I'm more old school. Jazz/Swing/Older rock.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1ZYhVpdXbQ Stuff like this.
User avatar #90127 - acemcgunner (08/15/2013) [-]
why does my sister love black guys?
User avatar #90242 to #90127 - myrtille ONLINE (08/16/2013) [-]
because she's young and experimental. plus, there's nothing wrong with liking black dudes, as long as it's their relationship quality. If all of her boyfriends just happen to be black then it's nbd. If she specifically dates black guys because they're black then it's a phase.
User avatar #90176 to #90127 - roliga ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
She has a thing for redguards? Duh, they have curved swords...
User avatar #90129 to #90127 - awesomerninjathing (08/15/2013) [-]
now I ain't saying she a gold digger
User avatar #90130 to #90129 - acemcgunner (08/15/2013) [-]
then what are you saying?
User avatar #90131 to #90130 - awesomerninjathing (08/15/2013) [-]
she ain't messing with no broke niggers
User avatar #90132 to #90131 - acemcgunner (08/15/2013) [-]
so,i shouldn't be worried?
User avatar #90133 to #90132 - awesomerninjathing (08/15/2013) [-]
my best friend said she used to fuck with Usher
User avatar #90134 to #90133 - acemcgunner (08/15/2013) [-]
then?
User avatar #90135 to #90134 - awesomerninjathing (08/15/2013) [-]
from what I heard she got a baby by Busta
User avatar #90136 to #90135 - doctorwhooves (08/15/2013) [-]
Get down girl go head get down
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User avatar #90124 to #90122 - roliga ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
prnt sc and screencap it then save it and upload it
User avatar #90117 - nsfwcontent (08/15/2013) [-]
Just got A level results
anyone know the grade boundaries for computing?

I had 92 in the theory paper which was a B grade
User avatar #90111 - beatlestrainerwins (08/15/2013) [-]
what song plays in the kick ass 2 trailer?
User avatar #90186 to #90111 - advicedude (08/15/2013) [-]
Joan Jett: Bad Reputation
#90112 to #90111 - ihavecontentthumbs (08/15/2013) [-]
infinity guitars, dont remember the name of the band
User avatar #90113 to #90112 - beatlestrainerwins (08/15/2013) [-]
its childish gambino, thanks i just needed someone to confirm my suspicions
#90114 to #90113 - ihavecontentthumbs (08/15/2013) [-]
it's actually sleigh bells
User avatar #90115 to #90114 - beatlestrainerwins (08/15/2013) [-]
well shit i guess, thanks i guess
#90116 to #90115 - ihavecontentthumbs (08/15/2013) [-]
it's no problem, childish gambino just sampled the song thats all
User avatar #90107 - smashmenao ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
hai gais im drunk. ask me shiittt.
User avatar #90187 to #90107 - advicedude (08/15/2013) [-]
Shit?
User avatar #90207 to #90187 - smashmenao ONLINE (08/16/2013) [-]
shit.
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User avatar #90102 - chewythewolftwo (08/15/2013) [-]
Alright, so let's get started with the basics.
I'm 19 years old and never graduated highschool.
Well, highschool is a relative term, since I was homeschooled and then did a highschool correspondence program.
Before senior year started, I got a job and started slacking. Then it came time to graduate and I was a solid 6-8 months behind. Obviously it didn't happen. For the next year, it was a "I'll get to it." thing, and I worked pretty much every day (Still do, maybe three or four days off a month) and never actually got around to getting it done. Lately I've been trying to work on it again, and my mother has been on my case about it, but to be honest, I've been kind of depressed lately, and getting the work done is almost impossible. Not like suicidal depressed, just generally unhappy 95% of the time. I wish I had a reason for my mom to tell her why I haven't been getting my work done, but I don't want to say I'm depressed.
Advice on how to kick it/get my work done?
#90188 to #90102 - drillaz (08/15/2013) [-]
I've always been able to motivate myself with "Do it for a reason" scenario
And if I didn't already have a reason, I made one up.
It's not the most intelligent way, but it works
User avatar #90170 to #90102 - ancientchaos (08/15/2013) [-]
There isnt a secret to getting motivated that I know of




also I just got flannel today and just thought youd like to know
User avatar #90172 to #90170 - chewythewolftwo (08/15/2013) [-]
Son, I am proud
User avatar #90145 to #90102 - evenx (08/15/2013) [-]
Make it a habit to do some of the work per week. Make sure its scheduled, so that its repeatable. Like school-work for 1 hour every night. or school work on mondays wednesdays and fridays. All habits are hard to break, even ones you find unpleasant, so take advantage of that
User avatar #90109 to #90102 - daryldixon (08/15/2013) [-]
HAHAHAHAH WHAT?
ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID?

YOU AND DERPOCRACY ARE THE FUCKING SAME OH MY FUCKING I'M 17 AND I'VE GRADUATED AND IM ALREADY IN COLLEGE HAHAHAH YOU'RE A FUCKING LOSER.
User avatar #90126 to #90109 - awesomerninjathing (08/15/2013) [-]
I thumbed you up just because
User avatar #90121 to #90109 - chewythewolftwo (08/15/2013) [-]
Whoopty fuckin' doo, mate. If this is your reaction, then clearly I'm more mature than you, regardless of a piece of paper that somehow changes my life and makes me a graduate or whatnot.
Are you working a $10 an hour job making around $1400 a month?
Doubt it.
I may not have graduated yet, but I'm still better off than a lot of people.
User avatar #90106 to #90102 - annadewitt (08/15/2013) [-]
there isnt an easy way to do something you dont really want to do. you just have to do it.
#90100 - mattcris (08/15/2013) [-]
Ok, asking this might sound beta, especially asking on here, but I thought I'd get more of a response/decent advice, so here goes: I need help with how I should ask a girl at work to hang out, as friends. I moved to the current town I'm in about 2 months ago, and already have a job, and have talked to some of the people there, but not outside of work. There's one girl at my work that I would like to get to know, and be friends with, but we don't really talk much. So I guess my question should be, how do I become friends with her first, so that I can start hanging out with her. I do have her number. Should I get her facebook too? So how do I let her know, I want to become friends with her and hang out? Should I suggest hanging out with her friends? Maybe showing me around the area, since I'm still new here? Also, I don't want to come across as creepy/awkward or pushy or anything like that.
User avatar #90118 to #90100 - nsfwcontent (08/15/2013) [-]
Ask her where something is in work? if you're fairly new at work then that will be easier.
Then joke or something about how you're still finding your way around town coz you're new then possibly ask her if she knows any nice cafe's or something along those lines.

e.g. 'Hey girl-anon, do you know where the photocopier for retentions is?'
*she replies*
'haha, i'm useless with directions, still trying to get used to the new area. you wouldn't happen to know many nice places to get a decent cup of coffee around town would you?'
*she replies again*
'Sounds rather nice, wanna grab a coffee there sometime?'
User avatar #90103 to #90100 - delphine (08/15/2013) [-]
ya if you have her number don't friend her until after you've gone on a few dates and if things seem to be going well. don't wanna be too pushy. also, i agree with the asking her for coffee in person. If you don't know each other well yet and she is currently indifferent towards you, you are more likely to "yes" to coffee if you ask her in person because people don't like to decline someone to their face.
User avatar #90101 to #90100 - daryldixon (08/15/2013) [-]
Hey, let's get to know each other over coffee sometime. do it after work or in person, not over facebook cus that's gay.
User avatar #90082 - daryldixon (08/15/2013) [-]
anybody ever wash a jansport backpack? if so is it easy as throwing it in the washer with clothes and drying it?
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