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User avatar #73878 - caesium (05/22/2013) [-]
Party this weekend that my band are performing at, and the possibility to hook up with the girl I like, who i asked out last year and still have some feelings for . What do?
User avatar #73887 to #73878 - advicedude (05/22/2013) [-]
While you play, look at her and smile. See her after the show and ask to go out the next day.
User avatar #73888 to #73887 - caesium (05/22/2013) [-]
Got rejected last time, how do i make sure not to fuck up again?
User avatar #73904 to #73888 - advicedude (05/22/2013) [-]
Be yourself but with a positive outlook. Also, don't overthink and don't be self-consious.
User avatar #73898 to #73888 - advicedude (05/22/2013) [-]
Just be coooooooll
User avatar #73892 to #73888 - BrayBoy (05/22/2013) [-]
Just be yourself man, If she isint into you, then its just not going to happen. Dont blame yourself. If it works it works man
User avatar #73885 to #73878 - akamrhood (05/22/2013) [-]
Be a suave son of bitch and sweep her off her feet with your music.
User avatar #73861 - demonicchimera (05/22/2013) [-]
Apparently FJ no longer recognises my email account and is pestering me to register a valid email adress (even though my current one is perfectly valid).
So what can I do to fix this?
User avatar #73872 to #73861 - advicedude (05/22/2013) [-]
Use another random email. I doubt you look forward to getting emails from Funnyjunk that much.
#73858 - seeyouinhell (05/22/2013) [-]
Im 18 in late november and im planning a 3 day trip to somewhere in england. preferably around the east midlands area. i was just wondering where the hell to go and what the hell to do. of course there will be drink involved i just don't know what to do? any suggestions? money isn't really an issue unless it's something silly over £1000 or something also if it's something fancy that needs booking could you please let me know how far in advance i need to book?   
im open to any suggestions as long as it's fun to do in a group and wont be affected by how drunk/sober we are.   
Thanks in advance
Im 18 in late november and im planning a 3 day trip to somewhere in england. preferably around the east midlands area. i was just wondering where the hell to go and what the hell to do. of course there will be drink involved i just don't know what to do? any suggestions? money isn't really an issue unless it's something silly over £1000 or something also if it's something fancy that needs booking could you please let me know how far in advance i need to book?

im open to any suggestions as long as it's fun to do in a group and wont be affected by how drunk/sober we are.

Thanks in advance
#73908 to #73858 - anonymous (05/22/2013) [-]
If you're planning on drinking, I'd advise staying away from the Lake District. It's stunning there, but 1) you'll be pissed so won't remember the scenery, and 2) there are a lot of hills / fells / lakes that you can fall off and die, or drown and die.
User avatar #73873 to #73858 - advicedude (05/22/2013) [-]
Dat loop gif
User avatar #73860 to #73858 - chrystof (05/22/2013) [-]
My best suggestion would be not to go to the east midlands at all and instead go to either the south east or north west, there's generally more and better stuff to do there
#73857 - anonymous (05/22/2013) [-]
Alright, so i applied for a job somewhere, and got officially hired as a temp. They told me all i needed to do was get a pre employment drug test. about 5 days later, i get a call saying there was a problem with my test. They want me to call some "800" number.

Does anyone know what happens if i call this number?
User avatar #73875 to #73857 - advicedude (05/22/2013) [-]
If you did nothing wrong, you have nothing to worry about.
User avatar #73871 to #73857 - akamrhood (05/22/2013) [-]
If you have a reason to be worried, like you had taken illegal drugs prior to drug test. But you have nothing to be worried about, it is probably bc someone made a goof or it has something to do with your job.
User avatar #73859 to #73857 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (05/22/2013) [-]
You get put on an FBI watch list.
User avatar #73855 - naitsabesh ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
Hey. anyone got the bright side ben template?
User avatar #73869 to #73855 - davvi (05/22/2013) [-]
not exactly, but you can add your own caption here own quickmeme:

or make a blank caption and screencap it, if that's what you prefer
User avatar #73854 - Metallicock (05/22/2013) [-]
why does it want my e-mail now?
User avatar #73853 - fargone (05/22/2013) [-]
What's a tactful and sensitive way to tell someone that their breath smells so awful that I'm worried that it may be being caused by a health condition? I know she brushes her teeth frequently, and her diet isn't anything out of the ordinary, but her breath constantly smells like manure and it makes it difficult to be in close proximity to her.
User avatar #74000 to #73853 - teoberry (05/23/2013) [-]
Does she have ask.fm? Just use that, and say that you're worried.
User avatar #73877 to #73853 - akamrhood (05/22/2013) [-]
Just tell her what you just said. Don't beat around the bush about it, just straight up tell her that you know she brushes and eats well yet you breathe still smells then propose to see a doctor. Simple as that.
User avatar #73876 to #73853 - advicedude (05/22/2013) [-]
"Don't you hate when you brush your teeth and your breath still smells?!"
User avatar #73870 to #73853 - davvi (05/22/2013) [-]
get somebody she doesn't like to tell her
User avatar #73866 to #73853 - multimedia (05/22/2013) [-]
Mention that you saw a video on youtube about these things called tonsil stones. Basically, they're small crystals of pure evil that make even the most ardent brusher's breath smell like fucking decaying corpse. If she doesn't get the hint, you're outta luck.
User avatar #73856 to #73853 - alexanderburns (05/22/2013) [-]
Offer her gum every time you see her.
#73852 - harryblazer (05/22/2013) [-]
does anyone have the photo of the baby girl in adult work cloaths crying in front of a tiny computer?
User avatar #73845 - turva (05/22/2013) [-]
if i post NSFW and get thumbs, will they be counted even when my comment deletes
User avatar #73847 to #73846 - turva (05/22/2013) [-]
kay thanks!
#73840 - anonymous (05/22/2013) [-]
what do you do when your friends are pissed at you? :\
User avatar #73843 to #73840 - davvi (05/22/2013) [-]
User avatar #73832 - marinepenguin (05/22/2013) [-]
So lately I have been feeling strange sometimes.

Most of the time I am really happy, and spend my time with my girlfriend who I love very much. But some days, I just feel numb at times. I just don't feel emotion, I'm not mad or sad or happy, I'm just kind of there. And I can't quite understand why that happens. Am I just emotionally exhausted? Is there some kind of chemical imbalance in my brain? Or any possible explanation?

My girlfriend hates when I get like that, she feels useless because she can't help me. And it worries me because when I get into that numb state, I hold no real feelings for her either, I know I love her, but when I look at her I just don't feel anything like normal. I don't want something like this to effect our relationship.

I have just recently graduated and was super busy every day for weeks between school, work, and sports until a few days ago. So could it just be that I'm tired and need a break? I just would like some input.
#73841 to #73832 - derolez (05/22/2013) [-]
To me, it does sound like exhaustion. When you're so busy that you can't just stop and relax, it takes its toll. It's happened to me and I know what you mean by simply existing rather than feeling emotions and all. To me, it just seems like you need some rest. You need a break from being so busy. And if that doesn't work, then there may be something deeper affecting you.
#73820 - feelythefeel (05/22/2013) [-]
I can't smile. How pictures do?
User avatar #73894 to #73820 - BrayBoy (05/22/2013) [-]
Well just try to imitate how you would be when you are happy, if that helps.
I'm not really one for serious pictures of myself
#73834 to #73820 - anonymous (05/22/2013) [-]
Practice with a mirror
Go to Facebook and compare your smiles with theirs till it match.
Blend into the crowd
Forgotten forever
#73811 - anonymous (05/22/2013) [-]
I had a dream where I was crying and my crush was hugging me. What does that mean?
User avatar #73848 to #73811 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (05/22/2013) [-]
Dreams are manifestations of one's own thoughts. Him holding you probably meant that you often think/wish about him being there for you when you're upset or being there to comfort you.

But as Aclopolipise said, make a move.
#73836 to #73811 - anonymous (05/22/2013) [-]
dont listen to aclopolipise's advice! you can tell by the red thumbs that she's just bullshitting you.
User avatar #73813 to #73811 - aclopolipise (05/22/2013) [-]
It means you have a crush and you think about her sometimes. Perfectly natural, but you should probably make a move if possible before your infatuation dominates your thoughts
#73816 to #73813 - anonymous (05/22/2013) [-]
I am a girl if it affects how it is interpreted in any way.
User avatar #73831 to #73816 - aclopolipise (05/22/2013) [-]
It doesn't affect it that much, but I apologize for making that assumption.
#73833 to #73831 - anonymous (05/22/2013) [-]
It's fine I was just making sure it had no effect. Thanks. It has been bothering me all day. Sadly, I am only in high school so I should not even be liking someone I should be focused on school and, although, I do have good grades t is just everything about him is so amazing and I can't get him out of my head. I feel like one of those stupid teenage girls who "love" without knowing. I don't love him I just really like him. If that makes sense. So when I had this dream I just wish it would have been true. We're friends but not so close that he would hug me.
User avatar #73835 to #73833 - aclopolipise (05/22/2013) [-]
There's nothing wrong with liking someone while in high school. While your paramount objective at this age should be preparing for the challenges of adult life, realize that both education and relationships are a large part of that. Experimentation with relationships and sexuality in the adolescent years is highly beneficial. It offers a sort of sandbox scenario wherein you can derive what you want from a partner and a relationship, free of long-term commitment and fiscal obligations to another person. If you are comfortable in your academic situation, then allow yourself license to get around and have a bit of fun.

Your dream doesn't have to exist as just that, a nigh impossibility, it could become reality with a bit of effort on your part. If you and this boy are friends and you feel comfortable enough around him, start making moves. Be flirtatious (at your discretion of course) and observe his reactions and responses as an indicator of his feelings towards you. Or, if you're willing to take a risk, ask him out straightaway. If he says yes, you've just landed your crush as a likely boyfriend. If he says no, well, you're back to square one, but you'll feel better about for taking up the courage to have asked him out, and you're not tormented by a faint possibility anymore.
#73802 - advicedude (05/22/2013) [-]
Good night all <3   
>mfw how tired I am at the moment
Good night all <3

>mfw how tired I am at the moment
User avatar #73812 to #73802 - aclopolipise (05/22/2013) [-]
Here's some advice - go to bed
User avatar #73765 - rokkarokkaali (05/22/2013) [-]
90% of the time, I don't really have an attitude to what's currently happening. Before, I used to worry about grades, friendships, I felt a sort of feeling of liveliness in me. Like a breeze of wind constantly in my face, making me realize what happens. But as of late, I don't feel it. I question if I'm dreaming or not sometimes. Things don't bother me anymore. I don't give a fuck about things I cared about. And I don't feel aware of my surroundings.
Wat do
Also, sometimes I feel woozy out of nowhere. I could be sitting and 'paying attention' to the teacher, because with the thing I stated up there, I can't really pay attention to anything, and just stare and attempt to think clearly. I get woozy when I stand up suddenly. Why does it happen? I know blood pressure or something could be for sudden movements, but when I'm sitting still?
User avatar #73867 to #73765 - multimedia (05/22/2013) [-]
It's called being a teenager. Welcome to hell!
User avatar #73919 to #73867 - rokkarokkaali (05/22/2013) [-]
Side effects include wanting to fuck everything?
User avatar #73959 to #73919 - multimedia (05/22/2013) [-]
Usually, yes.
User avatar #73960 to #73959 - rokkarokkaali (05/22/2013) [-]
hey there baby
User avatar #73961 to #73960 - multimedia (05/22/2013) [-]
no das ghey
User avatar #73849 to #73765 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (05/22/2013) [-]
The "woozy" part makes me think that you might not be eating enough or you may be dehydrated. Do you drink alot of water throughout the day? Do you eat regularly?

I often turn into a zombie when I dont do either of those and it's the body's way of keeping your heart beating. It shuts down certain things such as cognative abilities and normal brain functions. Or you may even be exhausted if You dont sleep enough.

even though soda and chips and shit are delicious and teenagers think "lel Im tough I only need a coke and a burrito to survive!!", It is brutally false. Drinking 2-3 liters of water a day (or like 2-3 smartwaters) and eating regularly combined with healthy sleeping habits is the best way to be gay to steal the declaration of independence to stay alert and focused throughout the day. Anytime youre dehydrated or malnourished your body cant run all of it's functions properly.
User avatar #73850 to #73849 - rokkarokkaali (05/22/2013) [-]
I don't drink much water. Mainly because I'm lazy as balls. I eat a ton, though. I'll drink more
User avatar #73851 to #73850 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (05/22/2013) [-]
good. electrolites are like little fuzeboxes for the body and mind. They are the natural energy givers for the body.

Like Im told "If your piss is yellow you arent hydrated enough, If it's clear white you are properly hydrated.". When you first start drinking the water youll have to piss alot. But itll even out as your bladder expands. I used to drink almost no water at all when I was in highschool. Just energy drinks, Sobe, tea, and alcohol (yeah..... I was one of THOSE kids). And I was just a husk in school. Im much more alert and active now that I drink water.
User avatar #73790 to #73765 - advicedude (05/22/2013) [-]
As for the physiological part, you might have some sort of attention abnormality. I would get checked out for sure if you are being affected physically by it.
User avatar #73792 to #73790 - rokkarokkaali (05/22/2013) [-]
It's not much trouble. I just feel brain dead more than usual
User avatar #73794 to #73792 - advicedude (05/22/2013) [-]
From my POV, you have physical problems due to something. It's hard to tell if you exaggerate over text.
User avatar #73795 to #73794 - rokkarokkaali (05/22/2013) [-]
Maybe it's the move from a perfectly fine place with friends to one where I can hardly understand what people say half the time.
You know the times where you try to think, or pay attention, or anything else with your brain, but it just doesn't work? When you have a massive brain fart? I get that more often than usual as of late
User avatar #73797 to #73795 - advicedude (05/22/2013) [-]
I think that can be psychological. An ex of mine had an eating disorder which caused her blood pressure to skyrocket at certain points to where she would blackout for a few seconds but look totally fine from an outside pov. I would definitely just get a check up.
User avatar #73787 to #73765 - advicedude (05/22/2013) [-]
I feel the same sometimes. You just need time to figure out what you should care about, what you do care about, and what you might care about in the future. You just are going through Identity vs role confusion. It happens to the best of us.
User avatar #73789 to #73787 - rokkarokkaali (05/22/2013) [-]
Okay, if I manage to sleep tonight, because of other things, I'll try to think about it before sleeping.
User avatar #73793 to #73789 - advicedude (05/22/2013) [-]
Try to find a tranquil place where your mind is empty. Almost in a "zen" state if you will, and try to find what you are yearning to accomplish in life before you die.
#73773 to #73765 - anonymous (05/22/2013) [-]
you're pregnant
User avatar #73774 to #73773 - rokkarokkaali (05/22/2013) [-]
I'll jump down a set of stairs immediately
User avatar #73750 - thedudeistheman ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
Planning on getting a job for the summer. Would like some advice on where to look. Was planning on going to some movie theaters or game stores to see if help is needed. I'm avoiding fast food, babysitting, and/or camps. I'm also open to doing independent work (i.e. mowing lawns, washing cars, etc.), but I'd need advice on how to go about advertising myself and spreading word.

Note: I am 16, and for many places around where I live, that is old enough to work.
User avatar #73760 to #73750 - advicedude (05/22/2013) [-]
Try to get a place in walking distance so you don't have to pay for gas all the time.
User avatar #73766 to #73760 - thedudeistheman ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
State law wouldn't allow me to drive without a licensed driver (we got tiered license programs, it's moderately difficult to explain, not worth the time unless you really want to know, and I don't think you do), so that's out of the question anyway. I believe most of my options are within walking/biking distance.
User avatar #73768 to #73766 - advicedude (05/22/2013) [-]
Just apply everywhere. Just to get experience and to put something on your resume.
User avatar #73775 to #73768 - thedudeistheman ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
Ok, thanks. I've been doing some light searching, but I have to apply somewhere soon, hence the question. I'll look around.
User avatar #73786 to #73775 - advicedude (05/22/2013) [-]
Good word. Hence is my favorite word.
User avatar #73762 to #73760 - advicedude (05/22/2013) [-]
*biking or walking
#73755 to #73750 - tiredofannon (05/22/2013) [-]
Generally for a first job you've just got to apply for everything, including fast food and camps (I don't include babysitting because its not so much a job as an occasional thing). The important thing about getting a first job is to get it; it doesn't matter where you get it, just that you get it and that you don't get fired.
User avatar #73769 to #73755 - thedudeistheman ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
I think it's too late to go for a camp now anyway, so that would solve that. Also, fast food is my last resort, just based on stories I've heard from family members and friends.
#73770 to #73769 - tiredofannon (05/22/2013) [-]
Oh I've worked fast food before. Its absolute shit. But if you can go into another job interview saying you spent a summer in that hell hole and didn't get fired for being a fuck head, you'll look good. Most employers I know have a healthy respect for anyone who can pull that shit off. Same with call center work.

But yeah, biggest thing is just apply everywhere.
User avatar #73772 to #73770 - thedudeistheman ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
Ok, thanks for the advice. I'll look around to see what I could apply for.
User avatar #73716 - myrtille ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
okay guys
so my boyfriend now thinks he shouldn't have to get off of his video game to talk to me when we're fighting. i should just have to sit there and talk to him while he tries to get headshots.
he says he shouldn't have to apologize for things that he says because I ALWAYS make him mad enough to do it.
I want to kick him out but he says he's can't go because my mom's boyfriend's parked behind him and neither of us want to envoke the rage of my mom for showing him that we're not perfect.
please - help me get the strength to do this.
User avatar #73764 to #73716 - rainbowrush (05/22/2013) [-]
Have you considered that a lot of this might be your fault? If you start arguing when he's playing or you're making him mad for various reasons, just stop doing that shit would solve the problem. There is probably more to it, but I always like to remind people that some of it is their fault. It's easy to get blind
User avatar #73778 to #73764 - myrtille ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
Yes, I admit that I have done a lot of things wrong. I can manipulative and a bitch. I say things I don't mean out of anger.
I admit that I am definitely NOT perfect. The problem is that he refuses that any of it is his fault. NONE of it. It's all on my shoulders.
User avatar #73785 to #73778 - rainbowrush (05/22/2013) [-]
That's a normal defensive reaction. It would be harder for you to get him to think differently than it would be for others, but it is possible. I want this to work out, so I'd like you to talk with him once his not gaming (tell him to get done with the match and come talk). Just explain what you're feeling and what the problems are. Don't come with direct ultimatums or "what's more important". It might not be worth your efforts to fix this, and you should just dump him. You know this better than I.

"If things doesn't improve, I can't stay with you anymore." This would work much, much better as something kinda like an ultimatum. It also shows how god awful I am at wording things.
User avatar #73788 to #73785 - myrtille ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
Two days ago I asked him to go into the other room to talk to me. He replies with things such as: "To kiss your ass and hold your hand?"
I say no, to communicate better without distractions.
He told me to shut up and I might as well leave the room because he wasn't leaving.
When I defined what I meant when I said "I want to talk" I said that I meant that I wanted him to go into the other room and communicate face-to-face without distractions. He told me I was being manipulative and that I can't change the definition of talk. (I was just telling him what I meant when I said "let's talk" because he didn't seem to understand what exactly I wanted)
I wrote him an entire letter of apology for manipulating him, even though I didn't feel as if I had been manipulative (didn't mention the latter, just apologized)
I told him I loved him and I always will, and drew a cute little snail to make him smile. Everything seemed fine until my mom's boyfriend came over again today. He brought us all pizza and my boyfriend was playing BF3. I went into the room quietly and, as politely as I could, asked if he was going to come eat pizza with us. He said no. Later he got mad at me for trying to control him.
User avatar #73868 to #73788 - multimedia (05/22/2013) [-]
Fuck his best friend while he's in the room.

No, not really, he'll just use that as an excuse to talk more shit about you that you clearly don't deserve.

Hopefully by now you've gone through with packing his bags and kicking him out. If not, do it. He's not gonna get any better, and if he's having problems he doesn't wanna talk about, it's his own fucking fault if it ruins his relationship with you.
User avatar #73880 to #73868 - myrtille ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
I'm just still clinging to this last bit of hope that it might work out...even if it seems like it won't...
Sometimes I feel like I deserve it because I'm not strong enough to make him leave. I just love him so much. You never really know how hard it is to leave a relationship until you go through it...yknow?
User avatar #73883 to #73880 - multimedia (05/22/2013) [-]
Trust me, I know that one. She spent a month threatening to kill herself until I finally went through with it.

Good luck with whatever you end up doing.
User avatar #73884 to #73883 - myrtille ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
Oh man I'm so sorry. Yeah I never had to go through anything that bad. He's just rude...
Thanks so much for your advice though. i, of course, woke up this morning just planning on ignoring him again, but I hate sitting right next to him and not talking. The solution is so obvious it hurts. I can't see myself being with another guy for a LONG time and I can't bare the thought of him being with another girl. I feel like I'm being forced out of this relationship by his sudden idiocy.
User avatar #73798 to #73788 - rainbowrush (05/22/2013) [-]
Here we hear just one side of a story. That said, you've tried several times with little success. It's getting to the point where you have only one choice. You can keep trying to fix it, then break up at the end of this week or so if it doesn't work. You can also do one of the two other good options. If you simply ignore him and go about your day, you will have less on your shoulders. Just work, game, talk to friends and all of that stuff.
User avatar #73801 to #73798 - myrtille ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
See that's another problem...I've been having a hard time finding a job. I've applied for everything in my area with little success. No emails back or anything, and I don't have a car, so I can't go out of the city for a job. I've probably applied for 100 jobs and tried to talk to the manager of at least half. He doesn't like any of my friends...so we've all grown apart in the past year or so.
User avatar #73804 to #73801 - rainbowrush (05/22/2013) [-]
What country are you in (city would also be nice)? Maybe I know some good job options you can try out.
User avatar #73805 to #73804 - myrtille ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
Norman, Oklahoma. Some places are now out of the question because of the tornadoes, though.
User avatar #73807 to #73805 - rainbowrush (05/22/2013) [-]
Can't help you there, unfortunately.
User avatar #73808 to #73807 - myrtille ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
thank you very much anyway. I appreciate the thought.
User avatar #73796 to #73788 - advicedude (05/22/2013) [-]
Ok maybe this is a different story than I thought. Men REALLY don't like to be talked about by their gaming habits. For some people it is a great stress relief. I would just talk to him about something completely related. Also, maybe he doesn't really want to talk to you if all you want to talk about are all the problems you think you have in the relationship. It seems like you aren't as unconditionally intimate as you should be. I would try to start a clean slate and if he tries anything without good reason, then consider it, but just try to do your thing and just think about that ONE second you're with him in, not the past.
User avatar #73799 to #73796 - myrtille ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
No, I asked him if he'd like to go watch a movie.
Do you want to play monopoly?
Do you want to do something at all together?
Just video games from the minute he wakes up until the minute he goes to bed. Nothing in between.
I don't care if he plays video games. I play them too. I just want him to pay a little more attention to me. I even watch him play it sometimes just so we have something to do together, but I'm not very interested in that game so I usually just go back to doing my own thing.
User avatar #73800 to #73799 - advicedude (05/22/2013) [-]
Maybe don't ask him, just do stuff for him and see if he can open up. Although the videogame thing can be a bit out of hand. If it becomes drastically time consuming, then restrict it. Like hide the remote while he's sleeping and say it must be lost.
User avatar #73809 to #73800 - myrtille ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
the funny thing is, we even met on WoW. We've always played video games together. It just seems like lately it's been falling apart...
User avatar #73803 to #73800 - myrtille ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
He games on his PC and he'd go ballistic if any of his equipment went missing. He'd know it was me right away and would get super mad for even touching it.
I'm not allowed to touch his computer things without his permission...he doesn't trust ANYONE with it.
I do do things for him. I am making his baby brother a crochet blanket, which I've work on for 2 weeks now, I always bake something for whenever we go to his mom's and help her clean. I cook for him, I do his laundry, and I listen to all of his stories from work. I massage him at least once a day. I do everything down to restocking his sprite in the fridge and making his lemonade.
User avatar #73791 to #73788 - myrtille ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
After he got mad, I wanted to talk (meaning go into the other room without distractions) and he vehemently refused. I tried to talk to my mom, but she's too busy keeping up appearances for her man, even though I just asked for a hug and a few kind words. (my mom is still really hurt about the divorce and is desperate for attention from men, meaning that she's afraid he'll not want to come back if he sees that I'm upset about anything)
User avatar #73732 to #73716 - advicedude (05/22/2013) [-]
Tell him if he cares about you enough, he would respect you i that he should focus on you, instead of his game.
User avatar #73733 to #73732 - myrtille ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
I did say that. He tells me I'm a control freak.
User avatar #73777 to #73733 - rainbowrush (05/22/2013) [-]
Another advice: Try to never play the "what's more important" card. It is one of the strongest sign that you should dump a girl if she starts with that. "What's more important you or videogames... eating pizza, going out with friends, just any free time...."

If he games a lot, you are allowed to step in, of course. This might be one of those times where it is ok to say it, even though there's a lot of better options. I have way to little information to spot the real problem, and I can't say that anyone is in the fault, but try to take 2-5 min to think over your actions the past week. You're responsible for your own actions, so clearing this up should either give light on what you can/should do, or make it clearer what he should do, or if you should split up.
User avatar #73781 to #73777 - myrtille ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
No, I don't do that. I let him don't care if he games - I game too - the problem is that he never gets off.
I mean to say that from the time that he gets off work/wakes up, he is on battlefield. i haven't held a conversation with him for at least two weeks. The reason we're fighting is because my mom recently got divorced and I've been trying to support her new boyfriend by being nice, offering to cook meals, brewing him tea when he comes over, ect, and my boyfriend hasn't even introduced himself yet. My mom's boyfriend has been over 5 times now.
He lives with my mom and I, and my mom pays all of the rent and food.
Basically, all school year long he was doing homework in his free time. Now he is on his video games nonstop.
I mean also that I have to make his meals for him while he's gaming because he won't eat/will bitch about being hungry and tired.
User avatar #73782 to #73781 - myrtille ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
from the time he wakes up/gets off work to the time he goes to bed (usually 1 or 2am even on work nights)
User avatar #73783 to #73782 - myrtille ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
uh, my boyfriend lives with us...not her's...not being very clear sorry.
User avatar #73784 to #73783 - myrtille ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
He also tells me I'm a control freak for wanting him to keep the bathroom door unlocked while he's showering/brushing his teeth. It's the only bathroom in the house.
User avatar #73736 to #73733 - advicedude (05/22/2013) [-]
Tell him this is jeopardizing your relationship and you can't take his neglect anymore.
User avatar #73739 to #73736 - myrtille ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
I did, he says that if i "throw an ultimatum" again and tell him that he must move out if he can't communicate with me that he'll "do something that isn't your decision that you won't like that is permanent"
by that he meant break up with me
User avatar #73742 to #73739 - advicedude (05/22/2013) [-]
No offense but this guy sounds like a dick. If he can't respect you and hold a discussion with you about your relationship with him, then he isn't worth your time or stress.
User avatar #73743 to #73742 - myrtille ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
I'm slowly figuring it out...he just always has an excuse for why he can't leave.
He told me he can't, and I said "I'm sure your mom will be perfectly willing to take you in." and he just said "Don't talk about my mother."
I was like, wtf, I didn't even say anything bad?
User avatar #73745 to #73743 - advicedude (05/22/2013) [-]
Kick him out. It's your house and if he tries to retaliate, have 911 on speed-dial. It may not seem well to do it but it seems you're better off.
User avatar #73746 to #73745 - myrtille ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
We've been together for almost 3 and a half years and have so much planned for this summer...i'm just really upset and wish things could be different...he didn't used to be like this.
User avatar #73810 to #73746 - weinerdick (05/22/2013) [-]
Tell him to eat a dick and get the fuck out
He's an asshole, and nothing can be done about it
User avatar #73814 to #73810 - myrtille ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
makes the message stronger coming from a guy named weinerdick. i shall heed his advice and tell him to eat you.
User avatar #73815 to #73814 - weinerdick (05/22/2013) [-]
I shall not bathe until you send him to me.
I will put my babyrod into a septic tank until the day he is forced to eat it.
User avatar #73819 to #73815 - myrtille ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
sorry, heed your advice*
not his advice

but yknow how it hurts? just when you think you might be together forever...
he was also my first boyfriend.
User avatar #73821 to #73819 - weinerdick (05/22/2013) [-]
Honestly no, I don't know how it feels
Never had a girlfriend.
BUT seriously, I know it hurts and all, but if he's acting like that, you need to kick his ass to the... sidewalk.
He's just a drain on your resources, and it sounds like he's basically acting like he deserves to be there, which he doesn't.
So tell him to gtfo
User avatar #73822 to #73821 - myrtille ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
oh, well, yknow, it sucks a lot
why haven't you had a girlfriend?
User avatar #73823 to #73822 - weinerdick (05/22/2013) [-]
Coward/people who don't like how I look
User avatar #73825 to #73823 - weinerdick (05/22/2013) [-]
I don't want the denial?
And because the thought makes me shrink in terror
User avatar #73826 to #73825 - myrtille ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
wait what? the denial?
User avatar #73827 to #73826 - weinerdick (05/22/2013) [-]
"Hey, wanna go/hang out some time?"
User avatar #73828 to #73827 - myrtille ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
i see
yeah that always sucks, i'm pretty afraid of that too
don't know if i'll get another boyfriend after this one leaves. he's the only guy who's ever been interested in me.
User avatar #73830 to #73828 - weinerdick (05/22/2013) [-]
Are you a guy or a girl? Because depending on your answer, I have a different response. possibly.
User avatar #73824 to #73823 - myrtille ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
well why are you a coward?
User avatar #73759 to #73746 - advicedude (05/22/2013) [-]
If you really feel he can be changed, try figuring out the problem and helping him resolve it to find the one you've known. But sometimes the trouble isn't worth it.
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User avatar #73748 to #73747 - myrtille ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
okay so
i'm gonna put you on ignore
so bye.
User avatar #73754 to #73748 - daryldixon (05/22/2013) [-]
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User avatar #73730 to #73716 - daryldixon (05/22/2013) [-]
Have sex with him.
All is forgiven.
Or just y'know
forget about it.
User avatar #73711 - insanebrony (05/22/2013) [-]
i've been have really bad chest pains lately i'm not sure if it's my health or if i'm not eating as much fruit as i should. should i see a doc?
User avatar #73837 to #73711 - fruitsalaad (05/22/2013) [-]
If you are a tall and skinny male then it could be a collapsed lung (Its happened to me before) but don't take my word for it you should defiantly go see a doctor
User avatar #73844 to #73837 - defiantly (05/22/2013) [-]
You probably meant to use "definitely".
User avatar #73737 to #73711 - advicedude (05/22/2013) [-]
Agreed with anon. Get extra rest and get it checked out right away.
#73723 to #73711 - anonymous (05/22/2013) [-]
Depends on a myriad of things but if it really is worrying you you should see a doc and from personal experience if it does worry you (end up thinking about it often) and if it lasts more then 3 days in length. Chest pains of any kind need to be taken seriously its always better to be safe then sorry.
User avatar #73718 to #73711 - myrtille ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
what kind of chest pains?
User avatar #73720 to #73718 - insanebrony (05/22/2013) [-]
they where almost heart attacks
#73726 to #73720 - anonymous (05/22/2013) [-]
if they are that bad then you really should see a doc
User avatar #73722 to #73720 - myrtille ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
then yeah, probably. does your family have a history of heart conditions and are you overweight?
#73708 - Metallicock (05/22/2013) [-]
Can someone tell me how I write my own CSS then apply it to an HTML page in Dreamweaver? I wish to manually write everything at first so I can better learn it instead of just clicking a button
Can someone tell me how I write my own CSS then apply it to an HTML page in Dreamweaver? I wish to manually write everything at first so I can better learn it instead of just clicking a button
User avatar #73738 to #73708 - thedudeistheman ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
I'm a little rusty, but I believe you would go about it like this:

First, write the CSS and save it as whatever you want. Then you have to link it on each page you want to apply it to. You can't just use the <a> tag. I think it's the <link> tag. I don't remember the exact syntax, but it's similar to:

<link something something href="sheet.css">

I'd Google it to see if the somethings are actually important.
User avatar #73753 to #73738 - Metallicock (05/22/2013) [-]
oh I can't write it while I write the HTML as well?
User avatar #73757 to #73753 - thedudeistheman ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
Well, it all depends on what you're trying to accomplish. If you want to do some fairly simple things (simple in terms of what you're changing, not what you're writing) like changing the font or the background color, then you could do it along with the tags above the <body> tag. If you're doing some elaborate things like creating a drop down menu or precisely changing the layout of the page, you need a separate CSS sheet.

As far as coding it inside the HTML, I don't think that's possible, although I've never tried. You can do small things to elements (you can change the font for certain lines or words, for example), but I don't believe you can actually write CSS inside of HTML when you get to the point where you need to change the design of the page. You'd have to link up a CSS page and then mess around with how it's supposed to work on the HTML.

You could try writing CSS inside an HTML document along with HTML coding to see if it works, but I'm almost positive it won't. Luckily, Dreamweaver easily lets you see how you're changing the page, so testing this is as easy as trying out something basic and seeing if it works in the other window.
User avatar #73761 to #73757 - Metallicock (05/22/2013) [-]
No I plan to do some layout similar to this site, but I was thinking there was a way to write my CSS in a separate window while I write my HTML as well. Not inside each other
User avatar #73771 to #73761 - thedudeistheman ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, you could totally do that. Sorry, I misunderstood you. Y'know how Dreamweaver can open new files in different tabs? Just open the HTML in one tab, the CSS in another, and drag out either one and it should become a new window. It won't update as you write, so just remember to refresh when you make changes you want to test.

You will still have to use that <link> tag to attach the CSS to the HTML document, but after you write the first tag, you just have to copy and paste it onto other pages you want to apply the CSS sheet to.

w3schools.com has HTML and CSS tutorials and a list of pretty much every tag, element, and line of syntax you might need. It's a good resource to have, just so you can look up whatever you need. I can try to answer any other questions you have, should you have any.
User avatar #73806 to #73771 - Metallicock (05/22/2013) [-]
thank you
User avatar #73818 to #73806 - thedudeistheman ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
Any time
#73699 - anonymous (05/22/2013) [-]
how do I post content
User avatar #73752 to #73699 - rokkarokkaali (05/22/2013) [-]
it says upload on the top left of the page. Beside the logo
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