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#149886 - swiggityswooty
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(08/14/2014) [-]
ok i posted heere that i had a concussion and i couldnt thinkg good, but, its gotten worse, i keep getting more distracted than usual, andi cant even do my homework, im in ap and honors classes and i cant get through one homework assignment im in tears right now
#149890 to #149886 - larrynonymous
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(08/14/2014) [-]
Dude you are getting worked up, really just relax. Have a hot drink or cold and just comfort yourself.
#149891 to #149890 - swiggityswooty
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(08/14/2014) [-]
i couldnt get past 10 pages on a book i had to finish, and i did burst into tears
#149908 to #149891 - misterymisterman
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(08/15/2014) [-]
You should go to a doctor of some kind if you can; concussions usually sort themselves out but if you're having a lot of trouble it might be something to look at.

You could also get a doctor's note to say you couldn't get the work done because you were concussed, or just contact the school and let them know. It should work out okay.
#149930 to #149908 - swiggityswooty
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(08/15/2014) [-]
why am i so emotional, all i wanna do is go to school and be with my friends
#149959 to #149930 - misterymisterman
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(08/15/2014) [-]
Ain't nothing wrong with having emotions, dude. You might consider channeling them into something, like writing or art or music, to help you deal with them if they get to be too much.
#149868 - nigalthornberry
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(08/14/2014) [-]
What are some classical Saxophone players?
#150015 to #149868 - supertanto
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(08/16/2014) [-]
Sexy Sax Man Careless Whisper Prank feat. Sergio Flores (directors cut)
#149909 to #149868 - ainsley
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(08/15/2014) [-]
Marcel Mule
#149902 to #149868 - newvein
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(08/15/2014) [-]
Dirty Britches Davis
#149865 - norwegiandude
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(08/14/2014) [-]
WHY did FJ some time ago (probably a pretty long time ago) suddenly change their view on atheists.
Atheism posts got many thumbs before. I'm an agnostic because it can't be proved or disproved btw
Now it's all like: "Le tips le Fedora" or "Le tipping intesifies".
I don't know about you, but I think it's fucking retarded.
I've never seen an atheist with a fedora... I don't remember seing a fedora at all...
So why the fuck did we start this shit?
#149922 to #149865 - anon
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(08/15/2014) [-]
Because they are pathetic faggots that deserve it, just becuase you havent seen any doesent mean there arent.
#149904 to #149865 - newvein
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(08/15/2014) [-]
It's all a joke dude. No one is actually serious on the interwebs. We just fuck with each other and make fun of others because we are anonymous and can get away with that shit. Don't read into. We hate everyone equally, no matter their creed/race/species.
#149899 to #149865 - ainsley
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(08/15/2014) [-]
It's not so much the concept of atheism or atheists that's being viewed differently, it's just how it's now associated with fat, greasy, fedora-wearing, neckbeard-having, white knight, beta, faggots.

It's like the saying "Not all people with mustaches are pedophiles, but all pedophiles have mustaches." But in this case, it's not all atheists are neckbeard, fedora-wearing virgins, but all neckbeard, fedora-wearing virgins are atheists.
It's this association that often leads people to make fun of atheism with their tipping jokes.

It's also how these neckbeards are so passionate about their atheism. So, the tipping jokes are especially prominent whenever an atheist bashes religions. If you were to start calling all Christians idiots because of their beliefs, I, personally, along with many others, would imagine you as some fat neckbeard with a fedora.

So, as long as you aren't obnoxious about your atheism (i.e. - don't say "I don't believe in god" when someone says "god bless you" after you sneeze) then they probably won't make the fedora jokes.

Know what I'm saying?
#149893 to #149865 - makotoitou
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(08/14/2014) [-]
*tips fedora*
#149866 to #149865 - awesomerninjathing
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(08/14/2014) [-]
because le epic 4chan followers
#149867 to #149866 - norwegiandude
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(08/14/2014) [-]
You're probably right...

Funnyjunk > 4chan
#149850 - blobbyben
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(08/14/2014) [-]
Yeh so, i went on a first date with this girl, she said she enjoyed it and i felt it went 8.5/10 and she text me saying she had a really good time, next night she sees us as being friends and was crying as she felt so guilty, dont know what to do feel like shit, help me fj
#149907 to #149850 - ainsley
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(08/15/2014) [-]
Don't beat yourself up about it. I have a friend that went through pretty much exactly what happened to you.

So, my friend went out with another one of my friends (I'm the mutual friend between them.) She thought he was so cute and funny. She pretty much put him on a pedestal because she had only scratched the surface. While they were on the date, things had apparently went pretty well and they were talking about hanging out again. Next day, she took everything back and wanted to remain friends. Why? She rethought her feelings for him.
Let me explain, and don't take this the wrong way.
Ever get super hyped for a video game that's supposed to come out in a few months? The trailer looks badass and it's just your type of game.
And then you FINALLY play it and it doesn't live up to your expectations at all. You spend the first few levels acting like it's amazing because you were so excited for it. You slowly come to the realization though that it's just not what you expected and you give up on the game.
That's what happened to my friend (the female one.) She thought it was going to be perfect, but after thinking about how the date went, she decided that she didn't like him.
It tore her up inside. Much like the girl you're talking about. She felt so bad because she made it seem like it went great, then crushed his hopes because she put some thought into it.
That's what I feel like happened here. She probably thought you guys were going to be more compatible, but you weren't. And that's nothing to beat yourself up over.
Why? Well, back to that analogy. Even though for her you were just an overhyped game that didn't live up to its' expectations, there are plenty of other girls that will enjoy you.

The two friends I talked about are both in longtime relationships now (not with each other.)

It might hurt at first, but understand that she is also feeling bad too. You can move past this without feeling like shit. You were just 2 puzzle pieces that didn't fit.
#149969 to #149907 - blobbyben
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(08/15/2014) [-]
Thankyou, someone who understands the context of the situation, yeh i guess what your saying is probably true, oh well life moves on. Feel a hell of a lot better than yesterday so hopefully tings can only get better
#149856 to #149850 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx
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(08/14/2014) [-]
She doesn't want to rush things, man.
Either that or she didn't realize it was a date until after you both were out.
#149858 to #149856 - blobbyben
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(08/14/2014) [-]
fair point but does that mean i leave it, or give it some time then try again or will that come off as desperate ?
#149859 to #149858 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx
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(08/14/2014) [-]
Give it time. Be patient, man.
Only time will tell what happens next.

Just continue being your complete self around her, and see where things go from there. Don't push for another date anytime soon; Not until she starts showing that she's into you.
#149861 to #149859 - blobbyben
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(08/14/2014) [-]
alright, but i dont really see her now school has ended and we are going to college, we only met up coz we exchanged numbers
#149863 to #149861 - blobbyben
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(08/14/2014) [-]
* arnt going to same college
#149836 - Metallicock
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(08/14/2014) [-]
How do I deal with a depressed parent?
#149848 to #149836 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx
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(08/14/2014) [-]
Simply be there for them.
#149842 to #149836 - anon
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(08/14/2014) [-]
incest
#149833 - kothaex ONLINE
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(08/14/2014) [-]
Anyone speak Japanese?
I feel like someone to talk to would make learning easier.

Also good Japanese learning resources and advice pls
#149894 to #149833 - makotoitou
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(08/14/2014) [-]
ohio
#149849 to #149833 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx
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(08/14/2014) [-]
The App:
Human Japanese

Also, start watching some Japanese movies/ TV shows. Preferably kid movies and TV shows.
#149852 to #149849 - kothaex ONLINE
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(08/14/2014) [-]
omgz i can like totally lern japanese fine by watching glorious anime with my waifu oni sama
#149854 to #149852 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx
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(08/14/2014) [-]
Sans subs; Sans dubs.
Sans subs; Sans dubs.
#149857 to #149854 - kothaex ONLINE
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(08/14/2014) [-]
huh
#149860 to #149857 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx
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(08/14/2014) [-]
Watch Anime without subtitles. And clearly no dubbing.
Also, NHK could help you out with learning Japanese. You just have to be really dedicated/ motivated to go through their online lessons and videos.
#149862 to #149860 - kothaex ONLINE
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(08/14/2014) [-]
I was joking but I don't see how it would work without subtitles, at least without a lot of prior learning.


And even then, japanese subtitles.
#149912 to #149862 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx
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(08/15/2014) [-]
It'll work.
Sure you won't understand the story, but the conversational Japanese going on in the background will be enough for you to slowly pick up on.
#149843 to #149833 - leadstriker
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(08/14/2014) [-]
i speak
#149844 to #149843 - kothaex ONLINE
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(08/14/2014) [-]
das cool
konnichiwa my nigga
#149845 to #149844 - leadstriker
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(08/14/2014) [-]
kawaii desu otaky desu kawaii chan ( ͡° ʖ ͡°) weeboo
#149834 to #149833 - jacoban ONLINE
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(08/14/2014) [-]
Try the anime manga board, you should find someone there.
Btw how good are you?
I have just stardet learning a month ago
#149837 to #149834 - kothaex ONLINE
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(08/14/2014) [-]
I know like 8 words and a sentence, in romaji, some basic shit. I'm lazy and slow.
#149933 to #149837 - jacoban ONLINE
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(08/15/2014) [-]
I did some learning on busuu.com but now its shit if youa dont pay
I know a bunch of words, maybe a bit of basic conversation but idont even know half the hiragana
#149951 to #149933 - kothaex ONLINE
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(08/15/2014) [-]
Nah man you don't understand
I don't even remember what hirigana is, especially don't know any of it.
#149832 - anon
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(08/14/2014) [-]
What the fuck is that?!! I just found this on my arm, it doesn't hurt but it looks like internal bleeding. I'm fucking scared. Help me, what could it be?
#149840 to #149832 - skydiving
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(08/14/2014) [-]
It's probably okay. You got a little bit of bruising or something (which technically is internal bleeding). If there's so much bruising that your arm becomes ridiculously swollen, or you're worried about blood loss or something, then go to a doctor. Otherwise, it's just some random spots and you're fine.
#149841 to #149840 - anon
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(08/14/2014) [-]
thanks. Do you think it could be caused by some pressure pushing to my arm?
#149846 to #149841 - skydiving
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(08/14/2014) [-]
Maybe. It's difficult to tell.
#149838 to #149832 - newvein
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(08/14/2014) [-]
Looks like the remnants of a hickey
#149835 to #149832 - jacoban ONLINE
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(08/14/2014) [-]
Cancer
#149831 - huntergriff
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(08/14/2014) [-]
Do you need a resume to work at some place like Gamestop or Family Dollar? It's my first job and I really would like to have something to pay off an apartment...
#149905 to #149831 - ainsley
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(08/15/2014) [-]
I work as a busser in a restaurant. Because I make money from tips, my pay is inconsistent day by day, but i probably average at about $12-$13 an hour, and this is my first job.

I did not have a resume. I got the job just fine. It helps to look at ads for jobs. Don't go to places like gamestop just because it'd be "cool to work there." Find a place that is looking for YOU. I know that my job is not very in demand because it's a lot of hours and long shifts on your feet carrying heavy bus tubs and ice buckets.
#149851 to #149831 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx
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(08/14/2014) [-]
Yes, but it's really nothing fancy.
Just basic information about yourself:
"What is the highest form of education that you have?"
"Where do you live?"
"Are you eligible to work in the United States?"

Applying for most common jobs as such only care about that. Then later on they normally do a background check.
Then you complete i9 and W4 forms.
#149830 - aherorising
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(08/14/2014) [-]
I'm at a loss guys. I'm currently in college for a bachelor's in Artificial Intelligence, but it isn't nearly as appealing as I'd hoped. I've lost my initial interest in robotics, and cognition. But I'm not sure what to do once I get my bachelor. The most obvious path is of course getting a Master's degree, but looking further ahead, I still have no idea what I want to become.
I don't really feel like entering the scientific community, because I'm don't like the whole culture everyone fighting for extra funding, and being forced to organize courses for new students . And I'd rather work at some company. But at the other hand, I really don't want to end up becoming the stereotypical "office IT-guy" who works all day with little social interaction.
Has anyone encountered similar dilemma's in life before?
#149949 to #149830 - thedudeistheman ONLINE
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(08/15/2014) [-]
I don't really know much about it, but maybe look into some tech startups. I think that new business will always be looking for talented people. While it may not seem stable at first because it's a new company, it'd be a good way to get experience, and if it does become stable, then hey, you're part of the company already.
#149906 to #149830 - ainsley
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(08/15/2014) [-]
I'm going through the same thing right now.
I actually wanted to be that "office IT-guy" because, a few months ago, while I was still in high school, I was pretty lazy and the anti-social and non-physical aspects of working as an IT guy appealed to me. But then right after graduating I got a job at a restaurant. Now, because I've gotten so used to spending 5-10 hours a day constantly on my feet and talking to people, the thought of being an IT guy just sounds god awful. And it sucks because that was really my only plan.

I feel like time will only tell what career you're right for. You're young. One of the guys I work with, he's a waiter, and he has a PhD in Computer Science. He has had various jobs in Las Vegas, Florida, California, and Indiana, but he is working as a waiter in Michigan. He said his favorite job of all of the various, interesting, and well paying jobs he has had in the past 20 years is serving at a family restaurant.
And you know what? He said he makes around $40k a year. And considering he lives by himself, that's not too shabby for a waiter.

Time will tell. Don't get too stressed about it now. Even if you find your new dream career and degree, who knows? maybe in another few years you'll feel like you are now about your current degree. Can't predict the future.
#149829 - infiniteinsanity ONLINE
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(08/14/2014) [-]
hey, my dog was playing with what seems to be a worm snake. It's headless and he was flinging the body around with his mouth, i know they aren't venomous or posionous but should i be worried still?
#149810 - jacoban ONLINE
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(08/14/2014) [-]
Anyone having trouble starting win 7? I booted them up, itinstalled someupdates, rebooted and freezes at thewin logo.
System restore didn't find problems, and I can't reztore previous versions cause it just loads forever. Help?
#149853 to #149810 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx
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(08/14/2014) [-]
You're best off re-installing Win7.
#149839 to #149810 - newvein
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(08/14/2014) [-]
Try booting from a win 7 disk to restore windows
#149934 to #149839 - jacoban ONLINE
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(08/15/2014) [-]
Says versionincompatible even tho its the same disk
Ive reinstaled it, even tho its a pain
Should havemade backups
#149937 to #149934 - newvein
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(08/15/2014) [-]
You might be able to recover any data with gparted. But it does look like you'll have to do a clean install in the end. Sorry buddy
#149809 - lebronzejames
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(08/14/2014) [-]
I didnt know where to post this, but here seemed to be the most appropiate place.

Half of the images on this site do not load, saying that they have not been uploading in the past 60 days, when i mouse over it sometimes works and i can see the image. Opposing this, sometime when i mouse over an image i can see, it comes up with the error.

What do? send help
#149822 to #149809 - sugoi
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(08/14/2014) [-]
Admin dun bugged the site.
lemme see if I can scrounge up the link...
#149936 to #149823 - lebronzejames
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(08/15/2014) [-]
Thank you friend.
#149808 - burdensomebucket
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(08/14/2014) [-]
Can anyone tell me what it means when images say
"This image has expired by not being re-uploaded in the past 60 days"?
#149811 to #149808 - minutes
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(08/14/2014) [-]
The server deletes images that haven't been uploaded again in 60 days after it's been uploaded the last time.
#149806 - swiggityswooty
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(08/14/2014) [-]
Why cant i think good, i was at football and got axial loading and my cervical spine hurt and now i cant think good, and it hurt to think
#149847 to #149806 - teoberry
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(08/14/2014) [-]
bruh, get your ass to a doctors office. talk to your coach and see if you can sort anything out in terms of cost
#149815 to #149806 - substitutexplain
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(08/14/2014) [-]
You should consult a Doctor.
Or at least someone with a doctorate.
Like an art student.
Go talk to an art student,
-Substitutexplain
#149804 - rokkarokkaali
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(08/14/2014) [-]
Should I delete my facebook? I really don't like it cause it has a bunch of cringy shit but it's the only way I can talk with my friends that I moved away from. But even then, I still haven't talked to them at all.
#149816 to #149804 - substitutexplain
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(08/14/2014) [-]
Delete it and make another.
Then send yo friends some requests n' shit.
#149818 to #149816 - rokkarokkaali
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(08/14/2014) [-]
Maybe, but that reminds me of what those annoying chicks do where they make a new account every other month and I wouldn't want to bother people like that.
#149820 to #149818 - substitutexplain
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(08/14/2014) [-]
Yeah but you're only doing it once.
Just say you're having problems with the email account related to the Facebook or something.
#149805 to #149804 - rokkarokkaali
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(08/14/2014) [-]
The last time I talked to my best friend was December 11.
#149864 to #149805 - misticalz
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(08/14/2014) [-]
u dont never talk to me
#149812 to #149805 - minutes
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(08/14/2014) [-]
Why don't you text him? 3 years ago my best friend changed schools, now I am even done with school and we still text. Not nearly as much as we used to but still. You could also get their phone number and text them there, then you wouldn't need facebook at all.
#149817 to #149812 - rokkarokkaali
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(08/14/2014) [-]
I live in another country so the price would be very crazy.
#149828 to #149817 - gandaalf
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(08/14/2014) [-]
whatsapp bro
#149803 - anon
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(08/14/2014) [-]
does anybody know some authentic online personality test?
#149813 to #149803 - minutes
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(08/14/2014) [-]
I don't have a link but when you google job-personality tests you will get the best results, cause usually the people who google personality tests are bored 14 year old girls and the results are usually equal to these.
#149800 - hsm
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(08/14/2014) [-]
so i got a fresh new windows 7 installed on my system and it's starting to lag a lot. Any advice?
#149802 to #149800 - hsm
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(08/14/2014) [-]
false alarm guys. i fixed it
#149789 - ilikethisusername
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(08/14/2014) [-]
what is the best skill i can learn?

i wanna go into business. i like communicating with people, i love competition, and i'm really creative.

can you guys give me some ideas on which skill to develop? i can't find it on my own so i'll need help.
#149819 to #149789 - substitutexplain
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(08/14/2014) [-]
Learn how to act, and learn basic people skills.
You will see benefits up the ass.
#149814 to #149789 - minutes
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(08/14/2014) [-]
Improvising is hella important. If you are very good at it, you can basically get out of every situation life tosses you into.
#149790 to #149789 - hsm
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(08/14/2014) [-]
public speaking
#149791 to #149790 - ilikethisusername
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(08/14/2014) [-]
holy shit i know what you mean, but like...i don't have that much courage though.......you know what maybe you're right though. i'll try it out.
#149799 to #149791 - delphine
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(08/14/2014) [-]
Or get involved in theatre. It might seem weird, but it totally helped me overcome my public speaking phobia.
#149801 to #149799 - hsm
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(08/14/2014) [-]
all my confidence comes from the fact that i used to dance.
#149797 to #149791 - hsm
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(08/14/2014) [-]
do confidence building exercises. Talk to yourself in the mirror. Do other shi tat you think a normal sane person would not do.

Alternatively start lifting, best ego boost a man can get.
#149713 - princessren
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(08/14/2014) [-]
what are some questions I can expect when going to a job interview
what are some questions I can expect when going to a job interview
#149792 to #149713 - hsm
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(08/14/2014) [-]
what are you applying for?
#149793 to #149792 - princessren
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(08/14/2014) [-]
stocking at a supermarket
#149794 to #149793 - hsm
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(08/14/2014) [-]
well then i don' think the question will be tough or unique. They will ask you cliched and boring question. Most common one is what led you to pursue this career. Which is basically them asking Nigga we can't believe you doin this fo us but damn nigga why you gotta be like this.
#149795 to #149794 - princessren
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(08/14/2014) [-]
I need a job, the store is hiring and is close by
#149796 to #149795 - hsm
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(08/14/2014) [-]
good luck mate. Just be confident and all out there. They need to see you are someone who can deal with people.
#149762 to #149713 - teoberry
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(08/14/2014) [-]
dont rly know since ive never been to an actual interview
but be confident nigga
#149763 to #149762 - misticalz
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(08/14/2014) [-]
do u hav job?
#149764 to #149763 - teoberry
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(08/14/2014) [-]
i referee and i worked at stampede but im waiting for booster juice senpai to respond
#149765 to #149764 - misticalz
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(08/14/2014) [-]
booster juice sounds like a fun job
#149766 to #149765 - teoberry
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(08/14/2014) [-]
fuck ya. its right near my house, usually empty, and i can just make myself drinks whenever
#149768 to #149766 - misticalz
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(08/14/2014) [-]
Closest spots for me are
safeway
sobeys
Starbucks
Timmies ( lol fuck that, I can't get a job there. I'm not asian or indian.)

#149769 to #149768 - teoberry
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(08/14/2014) [-]
Safeway didn't respond but i might try starbucks. besides that and jugo juice i have no places. maybe macs but rents dont want me to since it gets robbed quite a bit, plus i dont think im old enough to handle tobacco
#149770 to #149769 - misticalz
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(08/14/2014) [-]
Starbucks didnt reply to me even though the guy there is bestfriends with me.
I even listed that he referred me ;-;
#149771 to #149770 - teoberry
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(08/14/2014) [-]
I have no referrels since fucking EVERYONE is an Asian. Might try a starbucks a bit farther away on university campus since my sister worked there
#149773 to #149771 - misticalz
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(08/14/2014) [-]
gl with that starbucks
#149774 to #149773 - teoberry
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(08/14/2014) [-]
thanks bae <3
#149775 to #149774 - misticalz
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(08/14/2014) [-]
np
#149772 to #149771 - misticalz
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(08/14/2014) [-]
ur fucked if you ain't foreign
I don't even get it tho

They don't get fucking paid less
They're worse workers too if they can't even speak engrish
#149776 to #149772 - teoberry
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(08/14/2014) [-]
same here. like iirc mcdicks got in shit a while back for hiring illegals. youd think theyd learn to hire whites
#149779 to #149776 - misticalz
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I hate it when I go to McDicks and I can't even order because I can't understand the cashier.


hopefully I get in safeway
i go everyday p much.
#149781 to #149779 - teoberry
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safeway would be chill as shit. i think my mum knows one of the cashiers there, might ask her to come thru. also subways the worst for foreigners. half the time i just point to the topping because they're retarded
#149782 to #149781 - misticalz
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Hhaha fuck subway so much.


My friend knows one of the elderly cashiers there. hes a legend.
Might ask his parents to get me in.
The manager is white too lmfao
#149783 to #149782 - teoberry
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at subway or safeway? either way whites are a surprise kek
#149784 to #149783 - misticalz
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safeway
#149785 to #149784 - teoberry
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oh sweet do it. safeway would be a sick job
#149787 to #149785 - misticalz
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gtg gn
#149788 to #149787 - teoberry
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aight
#149786 to #149785 - misticalz
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ye
everyone is so nice there too
#149727 to #149713 - alexanderburns
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What would you do if another employee was doing the job wrong?
What are 3 of your worst qualities? (For the love of god, under no circumstance should you be honest when answering this)
Which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle is your favourite?
#149744 to #149727 - princessren
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try to correct them?
um...three?...I dunno, I can be shy, what should I say?
Michaelangelo obviously
#149745 to #149744 - alexanderburns
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I'm not sure what the right answer is, but I'd go with politely ask if they're sure they know what they're doing, correct them if they allow it and talk to a superior about it later if they don't.
Generic not really bad things like "Sometimes I I work too hard" or "I'm so afraid of being late that I always get to my destination 20 minutes early and wait somewhere close by for it to be time."
You would never get a job because that is literally the worst of the four possible answers.
#149746 to #149745 - princessren
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ask if they need help, got it
those...those just sound like bullshit
Donatello was gonna be my second choice if that means anything
#149748 to #149746 - alexanderburns
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also it's 12:40am and you have a job interview today
www.youtube.com/watch?v=E--R1n3O_m4
#149747 to #149746 - alexanderburns
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Of course they sound like bullshit. 40% of job interview stuff is bullshit.
Putting best turtle second is just plain wrong.
#149749 to #149747 - princessren
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I think I would be too nervous to say an answer that reeks of that much bullshit
#149750 to #149749 - alexanderburns
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If you suggest that Donatello is not the best turtle one more time, I will hire a professional to find and murder you.
#149751 to #149750 - princessren
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I mean't the flaws thing
I almost said Donny because I really started to like him lately
but Mikey was always my favorite as a kid
#149753 to #149751 - alexanderburns
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If you want a job where you have no connections you must learn to eat, sleep, and breath bullshit.
It's okay to have liked the worst turtle as a child, but part of being a responsible, mature adult is accepting that Donatello is the cream of the ninja turtle crop.
#149754 to #149753 - princessren
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I don't feel comfortable with that
#149755 to #149754 - alexanderburns
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Then you must bullshit that you are comfortable with the bullshit.
#149714 to #149713 - princessren
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also what are good strengths ._.
#149720 to #149714 - nigalthornberry
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Biceps/Triceps

Also the first thing you will probably do is give him a handshake, if his feels inadequate do not work for him since thats a sign of bad character. Then he'll ask you about previous work and what the challenges of working there were then what you expect from working at his store and how you will resolve issues
#149723 to #149720 - princessren
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I have never had a job before ._.
#149725 to #149723 - nigalthornberry
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And?
#149710 - mendelevium
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So I have had thoughts for awhile like this, basically my whole life. I've never told anyone that I think like this for fear of being an outcast or a weirdo.

But lets start with a brief introduction to me.

I'm above average height; above average looks; above average fitness; very social; I'm charismatic; I have no mental illnesses that I know of; I'm white, blue eyed,

above average wealth and intelligence; above average at everything from musical talent to foot size. And my name is Alexander.

So far your looking at a very narcissistic person. I'm just giving you what I hear and see, not what I say about myself.
But I have odd habits. I do things that are weird, but you can't really tell I'm doing em, hell I didn't know until a few years ago. But I do this thing where I...

Well lets do an example.

When I was in elementary school, about 4th grade I made friends easily, I wasn't shy, got around a lot and made good company, but our friendships weren't really like
friendships... My friends would save me spots in front of the line, show me cool thing on the playground, show me cool tricks they could do. Not very odd, no. But it
was all the time, and I always walked in front, they always asked what games we could play, and teachers caught on, and watched me. If I was caught doing something bad they would make my punishment more severe. I had the most friends, and soon enough it looks like I was the leader. But I didn't see it like that, they're my friends. But they acted different around me, I couldn't tell at the time but as I got older I saw when I walked into a conversation I saw they got stiffer, more alert, eye contact was heavy or none existent. And in 4th grade their was a girl I liked, I wanted to get her attention, but I told one of my closer friends I liked her. He accidentally told her, and I found out. I was angry like any 4th grader would be,
#149711 to #149710 - mendelevium
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I yelled at him in the park with all our friends around and instead of him laughing and yelling back like I had seen other kids do... He got on his knees, cried, and begged for forgiveness. I dismissed it as weird and chopped it up to him just being lame. But I picked him up, looked him in the eyes with everyone around me, and walked away. He didn't talk to me for weeks but always followed close, like before. That is the first time I remember something happening like that.

As I grew older I realized what I was. People, friends, some distant family even... Didn't act they way I saw others act to each other, or in movies or anything. At the age of 10 I started reading into Greek philosophers, (Socrates, Plato, Aristotle. The popular ones) keep in mind here I was not, and still am not any kind of genius, I just was interested in it. Then I started reading into Alexander the great, Sun Tzu, and my favorite book to this day is "The Art of War". At the age of 12 I had seen enough war movies and chick flicks to realize how I was being treated. I was no friend, to my "friends". I was a leader. I'm never mean, never judgmental, never go out of my way to be in charge. It just happens. My friends look up to me, ask me what to do... come at me with asking for advice, try to impress me... I never asked to be like that. But it is how it is. After awhile I studied politics, leaders, ect. Started looking into the knicks and cracks in ancient and current governments. Why they fall, why they rise. Relate it to my surroundings. When I turned 14 people caught on. My friends either rebellious, or smarter realized I wasn't a friend, I was a commander almost with how they treated me. They blamed me for that, and I lost 2 friends because of it. But I realized what I needed to do in order to continue our friendships without being questioned. But lets fast forward to now.

#149712 to #149711 - mendelevium
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I have never told anyone, any of this. But my whole life I have been leading people, learning to conquer, I think of myself as an Alpha male, and I look like one almost as well. Weither it be in my life as friends, or in video games like Arma 3, minecraft, payday, any game where people are found. I find myself leading the biggest raids, the largest armies, the strongest heists...

But this isn't normal, I know that now. But I need to know if I'm crazy, I don't think I am... But I might be crazy... Not because of how I take leadership roles...

but because of something I think...

I honestly, and full heartily believe... that should I try... I would conquer not and lead the world one day... and at first it scared me to think like that. I didn't want to be that crazy villain in every movie ever who hurts people to get what he wants. But I realized I don't have to hurt anyone to rise to the top, I have done it so many times over. I don't know how, or why, or even if I can rule the world. But I started thirsting for power when I first played multiplayer games and no one knew me, I started thirsting for power in a room where no one knew who I was. I wanted to have people listen to me. Want to be with me, think of me as their leader.

And that's totally fucking crazy in every single way possible. But it has happened so many times, it's almost not normal to lead... I need to know if I'm crazy.

I've never told anyone this before in my life. But I honestly believe I can one day be, Alexander the Great.
#149826 to #149712 - scandinavianpedo
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hm, here is the thing. normal people can be easy to get to follow you.
i have done it a few times myself, my word is dominant.
what i say is truth for most of my friends, even trough they all dissegree, but my word is always final.

anyway, if you want to take over the world you have to convert people like yourself,
and that's not easy.
you literally have to be the worlds best leader, aka, better then hitler and staling combined, and i doubt you are.

last but not least, why?
so much responsibility, and so much risk.
you will most likely get killed by someone during your rule, and for what?...
#149887 to #149826 - mendelevium
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Why does anyone do anything?
For power, money, ect.
I'm no hero, I have no intention to be a hero. But I want my name written down in history as the man who banded every nation under one flag.
#149807 to #149712 - anon
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Oh look, a future politician.
#149734 to #149712 - marinepenguin
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Sounds like an interesting concept. I've been more of a leader in the idea that everyone would do something, look at me and expect me to follow, and then I'd refuse and go a different path. Then I would find that many people followed the same path I did. I didn't attempt to lead or control, but others respected my decisions and followed them as well. Your situations seems much more severe. Join the military, get into politics, make a difference. If what you are saying is true and you aren't just railing off random shit to feel good about yourself then you have a chance to do things many people don't. You have a natural ability to control and persuade with just your presence. Use it wisely, and for good. Or else you'll become another villain in the history books.
#149888 to #149734 - mendelevium
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It's hard to use anything for good and also use it wisely. When you get in a position of power you realize how easy it is to screw one or two people over to jump up a spot without having to worry about the honor part or the respect. I've done it a few times in my game play, never to one of my real friends though.
#149732 to #149712 - youngneil
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Congrats, Hitler. Get to conquering.
But seriously, without connections and fat loads of cash, you aren't gonna be conquering very much. Maybe you could be a successful drug dealer.
#149728 to #149712 - anon
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A bully?   
Yeah.   
   
Assert yourself into power, just like Hitler and Stalin.
A bully?
Yeah.

Assert yourself into power, just like Hitler and Stalin.
#149716 to #149712 - awesomerninjathing
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dead? hopefully, yeah