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#154977 - ilikelizards
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Currently in Spanish class. How am I suppose to remember what accents go to which letters on words?
User avatar #154971 - wetnoodle
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hey guys, does anyone know how to compile multiple large pictures (greentext sized) into one giant long picture?
User avatar #154972 to #154971 - sugoi
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Yes.
Paint.
#154920 - dehumanizer
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#154935 to #154920 - baitdoesnttalkback
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someone forgot to hit the reply button like the little bitch he is/   
   
you ever feel like a alpha winner surrounded by a room full of betas? cause thats how i feel right now around you beta bitches
someone forgot to hit the reply button like the little bitch he is/

you ever feel like a alpha winner surrounded by a room full of betas? cause thats how i feel right now around you beta bitches
#154936 to #154935 - dehumanizer
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#154941 to #154936 - baitdoesnttalkback
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User avatar #154942 to #154941 - dehumanizer
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looks more like you fight gay rights to me
#154948 to #154942 - baitdoesnttalkback
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im hetero as fuck dude. i dont support gay rights at all. im the MOST hetero dude on fj legit
User avatar #154978 to #154948 - thedarkestrogue
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youre not hetero for not supporting gays
youre just a homophobe
User avatar #154992 to #154978 - dehumanizer
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>this is what the jews want you to belive
User avatar #154994 to #154992 - thedarkestrogue
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He stopped responding I only needed 4 more comments to finish the chain too
Dang
#154997 to #154994 - dehumanizer
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Get back to the oven.
User avatar #155000 to #154997 - thedarkestrogue
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im not jewish
User avatar #155007 to #155000 - dehumanizer
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Israeli times:
"Forty percent of European Jews hide their identity, the Rabbinical Center of Europe and the European Jewish Association claimed on Monday.
The organizations, both of which are run by Menachem Margolin, a Chabad Rabbi from Brussels, stated that they had gathered their data from over eight hundred Rabbis and RCE members across the continent but did not provide any detailed explanation of how they arrived at the forty percent figure or of the study’s methodology.
According to Margolin, half a million Jews will attend prayer services for the Jewish new year of Rosh Hashanah this year at 1,353 synagogues.
“Half a million Jews will participate in prayers but million and a half Jews hide their Jewishness,” a press release by the RCE and EJA stated, adding that “there is 80% intermarriage among Europe’s Jewish communities, when compared with the total number of Jews.”

Three quarters of European Jewish children are not enrolled in Jewish schools and while “twice as many Jews are reported to attend synagogue prayers on Yom Kippur as on Saturdays throughout the year, 70% of Europe’s Jews choose not to go to the synagogue during the High Holidays,” Margolin said.

A 2013 study released by the European Union’s Agency for Fundamental Rights reported that a third of Jews polled in a number of EU countries refrained from wearing religious garb or Jewish symbols out of fear, and 23 percent avoided attending Jewish events or going to Jewish venues."
User avatar #155008 to #155007 - thedarkestrogue
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im not european
User avatar #155010 to #155008 - dehumanizer
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Thats because you are jewish.
User avatar #155013 to #155010 - thedarkestrogue
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im not jewish either
User avatar #155014 to #155013 - dehumanizer
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sure thing rabbi
#154979 to #154978 - mahittamane
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niekka stop runin yo mouth fool b4 yo ass gets shot
User avatar #154981 to #154979 - thedarkestrogue
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ive actually been shot before

oh and nice beats. did your mom buy them for you for christmas?
worthless headphones
#154982 to #154981 - mahittamane
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fucc u talkin bout lame ass bleached ass niekka
User avatar #154985 to #154982 - thedarkestrogue
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So where did you learn how to spell?
#154987 to #154985 - mahittamane
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eat a dick bietch nikkah come 2 ma hoood n lets c if you still talkin shiet punk ass niekkah
User avatar #154988 to #154987 - thedarkestrogue
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I doubt you live in a hood
#154996 to #154988 - mahittamane
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stop talkin shiet n come 2 ma hood homeboii
User avatar #154999 to #154996 - thedarkestrogue
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do you even know what a hood is?
#155001 to #154999 - mahittamane
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dis cracca clown scared as fucc you a bietch forreel
User avatar #155002 to #155001 - thedarkestrogue
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i cant understand your wannabe gangster speak
#155003 to #155002 - mahittamane
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don b mad cus yo bietch succin on sum big black cock nikka we can settle dis in ma hood nikka
User avatar #155004 to #155003 - thedarkestrogue
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dude check the first letter of each of my comments
u kept commenting
did i just do that?
#155005 to #155004 - mahittamane
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stop bein a lil bitch nikka n come to chiraq nikka u gon get blown da fucc up
User avatar #154970 to #154948 - dehumanizer
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you're as straight as azis
User avatar #154928 to #154920 - makotoitou
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wat
#154930 to #154928 - dehumanizer
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There seems to be some technical problem, enlarge the image for better details.
There seems to be some technical problem, enlarge the image for better details.
#154903 - anon id: 12bcd899
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i have a girlfriend and i love her so much but my jealousy is off the fucking charts and i hate it
i know shed never cheat on me or any of that shit she loves me a lot and is very loyal but it's like if i ever hear like "oh my friend got me this game he recommened it" or whatver, i instantly freak the fuck out in my head thinking he wants to fuck my girl and i think that i have competition.
i hate this shit funny junk help me
#154995 to #154903 - dehumanizer
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Dump her now because she will eventualy cheat on you. Better hurt her then she hurting you. All women are scum, there are no exceptions.
#154906 to #154903 - baitdoesnttalkback
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he does want to fuck her though. id step to him in front of your girl and say you dont want him buying her anymore gifts. shell get pissed at you for not trusting her and shit and you can then show her you are alpha male who will fuck up any guy trying to step to your girl. make him bleed if you have to to send a real message of alphaness
#154907 to #154906 - anon id: 12bcd899
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shit i forgot to mention this its an online friend like she doesnt even know them irl, but it still bugs me on another level and idk why
but yeah if he was buying her gifts in real life id step that shit up but its over the internet
User avatar #154914 to #154907 - cpawsome
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Are you some kind of badass, or just an asshole?
Consider the following.
The more you confine a person, the more they want out.
Don't be emotionally confining of your GF so much so that she can't even talk to people.
#154929 to #154914 - anon id: 12bcd899
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i see were you are coming from but im not confining her at all i havent mentioned how i feel at all and havent limited her or anything like that its just in my mind where i feel this shit
#154932 to #154929 - baitdoesnttalkback
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fuck cpawsome he's cpdumbass.

you show your alphaness online if you have to. you make that asshole know you in charge. he wants that pussy and you gotta set that bitch correct
#154934 to #154932 - cpawsome
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Settle down Bill.
#154937 to #154934 - baitdoesnttalkback
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shut up you dont know me
#154946 to #154937 - cpawsome
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Comment Picture
#154950 to #154946 - baitdoesnttalkback
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we are done professionally
we are done professionally
User avatar #154931 to #154929 - cpawsome
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Well, yeah. You're not communicating.
If it's because of a past experience, you should tell yourself that you're SO is not the same person, but you are.
#154938 to #154931 - anon id: 12bcd899
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we have a gay friend ok hes been both of our friends for years he loves cock with all his heart but when im in a skype call with him and her at the same time i still feel threatened,
this is why i realize the real faggot in the skype call is me because i get threatened by my gay friend
User avatar #154943 to #154938 - cpawsome
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Jeez, you sure are insecure.
You should keep in mind that you're balls will do the talking a lot, so if you feel pissy might just be the Testosterone.
Which is great for muscles and fucking and all that, but if that's the case you should just learn to recognize your emotions and why you're responding in such a way.
Learn yourself.
#154898 - saturated
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Seriously considering getting this at a tattoo on my forearm, thoughts?

It'd be my first tattoo 19/m
User avatar #154993 to #154898 - dehumanizer
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Its ass.
User avatar #154974 to #154898 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx
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You posted this here before.
Anyhow, get it printed out and frame it on a wall in front of your bed; If you can deal with seeing it each and every day for a few months, then maybe it wouldn't be a bad idea. If you can't, then don't get it at all.

Remember, tattoos are permanent. Is this something you really want to show your grandkids when you are 80?
#154980 to #154974 - mahittamane
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ill print ma nuts on yo face bietch nikkah
#155035 to #154980 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx
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User avatar #154933 to #154898 - alecbaldwinning
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Do future-adult-you a solid and don't get a forearm tattoo. You'll thank yourself in 30 years.
#154939 to #154933 - baitdoesnttalkback
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omg just kill yourself you long term thinking beta. either act now. or get shit on in life
User avatar #154940 to #154939 - alecbaldwinning
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English.
#154944 to #154940 - baitdoesnttalkback
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Comment Picture
User avatar #154947 to #154944 - alecbaldwinning
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You should reconnect with your parents or whoever it is you're missing love from.
#154951 to #154947 - baitdoesnttalkback
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smash the beetles   
   
khuh khuh khuh
smash the beetles

khuh khuh khuh
User avatar #154952 to #154951 - alecbaldwinning
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Try walking out the front door between the hours of 9am and 9pm for once.
#154955 to #154952 - baitdoesnttalkback
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User avatar #154958 to #154955 - alecbaldwinning
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Notice how alone that guy is? That's you for the rest of your life.
#154959 to #154958 - baitdoesnttalkback
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i feel im smooth as fuck. and you just pissed cause you suck at giving advice
i feel im smooth as fuck. and you just pissed cause you suck at giving advice
User avatar #154964 to #154959 - alecbaldwinning
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Don't flatter yourself. Mean =/= mad. I am above you in every conceivable way. I am your better. That's why I can talk down to you.
#154965 to #154964 - baitdoesnttalkback
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maybe thats why your advice isnt reaching me. you aiming in the wrong direction. look up and try again
maybe thats why your advice isnt reaching me. you aiming in the wrong direction. look up and try again
#155068 to #154965 - lastsamurai
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too bad there's not a gif in the world that can describe your lonelyness.
#155090 to #155068 - baitdoesnttalkback
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wow you just got pwned. why dont you kill yourself cause the world doesnt need low iq idiots like you who give money to shitty movies like the ninja turtles. seirously fuck you for that. that movie was garbage and so are you
#155159 to #155090 - lastsamurai
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"wow I type random shit on the internet I must be so cool cause I have a no-cares attitude"
Your real life must be great.
#155165 to #155159 - baitdoesnttalkback
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lol you sound angry as fuck
#155166 to #155165 - lastsamurai
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wow you must've gone to school!
#155167 to #155166 - baitdoesnttalkback
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i spent the first 10 years of my life tied to a radiator. u mad?
#155172 to #155167 - lastsamurai
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you're not funny
#155178 to #155172 - baitdoesnttalkback
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wasnt trying to be
User avatar #154967 to #154965 - alecbaldwinning
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Don't confuse insults with advice.
#154968 to #154967 - baitdoesnttalkback
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insults are the best advice
User avatar #154969 to #154968 - alecbaldwinning
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That doesn't make any sense. Seek higher education.
#155018 to #154969 - anon id: b2466c0c
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Thanks guys, that was fun
#154899 to #154898 - saturated
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picture quality is probably a lot better on this one but I wouldn't get it with the writing/heart
User avatar #154909 to #154899 - cpawsome
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It doesn't show high quality work, so I think I wouldn't do it.
User avatar #154911 to #154909 - saturated
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I thought that gave it some character.. but I could be wrong
User avatar #154916 to #154911 - cpawsome
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If the art isn't there to be something for everyone, then just print it out and frame it.
#154901 to #154899 - baitdoesnttalkback
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are you a chick?
User avatar #154902 to #154901 - saturated
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nope
#154904 to #154902 - baitdoesnttalkback
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then no
#154905 to #154904 - saturated
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#154908 to #154905 - baitdoesnttalkback
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the robot owl from the original clash of the titans movie aint something you want to permanently tattoo on your arm brah. if you gonna get something from clash of the titans. get release the krakken or something badass like that
User avatar #154895 - alecbaldwinning
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If I clap my hands super hard will it kill some of the germs and bacteria on them? Like how are they not crushed even a little bit?
User avatar #154975 to #154895 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx
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Everyone else kinda answered, but a more interesting question to ask would be:
If I kept clapping my hands super hard and super quickly, would the heat kill germs and bacteria? How fast and how hard would I have to clap for it to do so?
#154910 to #154895 - baitdoesnttalkback
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your hands are porous. they have micro indentations anyway. you cant crush them. and any loose bacteria will just get sent into the air
User avatar #154900 to #154895 - sugoi
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I think they'd just get blown away by the impact at best.
Can't really kill something microscopic that easily unless you smear some anti-bacterial chemicals on your hand.
User avatar #154897 to #154895 - cpawsome
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They're crushed on the daily, but they lack a skeletal system, so they can become very thin and still live. Think of them like a living drop of water, except smaller.
#154894 - anon id: cd1ef74e
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This is embarrassing so I'm posting as anon. Long story short my ass is pretty much sealed shut by hemorrhoids. My hemorrhoids have hemorrhoids. What do I do? I've been taking the sitz baths and eating unnatural amounts of fibre but nothing has helped. Also this has been going on for damn near 9 months now. It comes and goes sometimes but I don't know what causes either.
User avatar #154976 to #154894 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx
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Go to a doctor. Especially if it's that bad.
Otherwise look into a cream/ ointment.
#154913 to #154894 - baitdoesnttalkback
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fun fact only dudes get hemmeroids. it could be a hygenine issue. not wiping properly. go back to front but also remember to reverse it too. get all the nut chunky goodness out. use wet wipes next time.

if you do have hemmeroids i think you gotta go to the doctor to get some kind of special cream idk. my asshole is open so idk exactly what the cream is called.

maybe semen? maybe the doctor comes in your tight virgin asshole to fix it? idk but you should definately get a doctor cause those can get pretty bad if they burst and get infected
User avatar #154896 to #154894 - ferrettamer
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go to a doctor?
#154893 - anon id: 6c912b2b
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There's a qt redhead girl that I kind of like now
I only see her in the halls and we've never said anything
So what do I do, you're talking to a guy with no balls here
#154915 to #154893 - baitdoesnttalkback
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ask for her snapchat and tell her you look forward to receiving her ginger snaps sometime
User avatar #154892 - ThatFatMummy
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What are some famous movie quotes that have prepositions in them?

I'm looking specifically for time-related prepositions, and direction-related prepositions, NOT place-related ones.
#154917 to #154892 - baitdoesnttalkback
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i have no idea what a preposition is
User avatar #154945 to #154917 - ThatFatMummy
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Time-related: before, after, during

Direction-related: up, down, to, from, left, right

Place-related: above, below, beyond, at, in, under


the list goes on for each
#154890 - anon id: 76a84249
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Recently broke up with my girlfriend and now feel like ugly shit. How do I get my confidence back?
#154918 to #154890 - baitdoesnttalkback
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get friends
#154888 - anon id: 36a22c0e
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Aight, I need some help with this one. My best friend (who I've known for close to 5 years now), recently (roughly a month ago) broke up with her boyfriend. I don't know the specifics behind their breakup because I'm not one to stick my nose in other people's private affairs, but long story short, over the years I've known this girl I ended up falling for her. I want to know how I can possibly get into a more intimate relationship with her. I don't want to do anything stupid because if it goes sideways, I could risk losing my best friend, and that's something I won't be able to live down. She's been there for me when I needed her most, and when my life went down the shithole she was the only one who offered the support I needed to get me back on my feet.
#154889 to #154888 - anon id: 36a22c0e
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We're both in our early 20's, btw. We met at the beginning of college through another friend of ours.
#154919 to #154889 - baitdoesnttalkback
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set up a party. or fake set one up. invite her. shes the only one who shows up. talk about how shes always there for you. shes actually pretty amazing. then you fucking go for it and you kiss her. she pulls away you say you were vulnerable cause no one showed up. she doesnt you stick your dick in her mouth and choke her all night long til the tears stream down her face and she begs you to go deeper
User avatar #154886 - trolliosis
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hey, guys. Soooo I know where to stream Anime. They are all over the place. But my mom keeps bitching that the channels she wants to watch are not included with our cable deal. Where can she go to stream random tv shows cuz i tried searching but found dead ends
#154921 to #154886 - baitdoesnttalkback
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go to tv board
#154872 - mikimowse
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Okay so I need some advice on a prop that I'm making for halloween. I'm going to cosplay as Chell from Portal and I need to make a portal gun (and long fall boots). Now I don't have many tools and I want the projects to be fairly cheap, but not look like shit. Can someone tell me what materials I should use? Difficulty is not an issue, its tools. I only have tools you'd find at home.
#154885 to #154872 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx
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It's not entirely on tools, honestly; It's mostly on equipment/ supplies (Such as the right form of plastic for molding and such.) , and most importantly the paint.

Not entirely sure where you would start, honestly.
My friend does this kind of thing as a hobby and goes to lots of conventions to show off.
If you enlarge the photo, though, you'll notice that a lot of the work is put not into the object itself, but rather the visual appeal of it. The paint detail is super fine, yet the edges and general quality of the helmet/ gun/ armor are alright.

I'm pretty sure Instructables would come in handy here:
www.instructables.com/id/How-to-make-a-cosplay-helmet/

Sorry I'm not of that much help.
#154887 to #154885 - mikimowse
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No no, I know it's just all the tutorials I've watched or looked at either cost a small fortune (considering I don't have a job yet) or use tools I don't have access to. And yeah if it weren't for the visual appeal I'd go for the $2 cardboard version! Thanks for replying!
User avatar #154873 to #154872 - thisismyhandle
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Just a heads up that you might get some help on the /hobby/ board.
#154874 to #154873 - mikimowse
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Thanks, will do! (I had no idea what board to put this on)
#154870 - moonkitty
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Help, I'm in need of two textbook pdfs. Firstly, a Holt Physics Book
#154871 to #154870 - moonkitty
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Secondly, a pre-calc book
#154922 to #154871 - baitdoesnttalkback
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chegg lets you rent textbooks. idk if itll help or try thepiratebay
User avatar #154863 - rundas
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OK FJ, so I met this girl from my college on Tinder and we really hit it off, and we planned a date for tomorrow. Tfw no gf, so this will be my first date ever. I need any and all advice to save me from spaghetti. I think I got her interested by saying sarcastic and clever things, but in person I'm awkward and not clever. Also, I'm kinda fat, and I don't think she could tell that from my tinder pic. So, any clever & sarcastic lines for a first date would be useful. Also, not very strong but I want to make the few gains I have apparent, so any pre-date lifting advice would be much appreciated. Thanks FJbros
#154923 to #154863 - baitdoesnttalkback
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"im not clever"

man you gonna fail so hard cause the biggest mistake noobfaggotassbitchmotherfuckinglosershitfuckers like you is trying to be too clever rather than just go for the simple answer. be charming, interested, and on occassion make a small humor insult to show you comfortable around her. friends tell you compliments but its people you close to that will jokingly insult you
User avatar #154949 to #154923 - rundas
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I mostly said that because that's why she's into me in the first place, not my looks or even because we have common interests. And don't worry, if I completely screw it up and embarrass myself I'll post my spaghetti story. But yeah imma try to be charming and shit too.
#154953 to #154949 - baitdoesnttalkback
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i dont care about your spaggetti story. i just hope you forget your wallet and make her pay then she hates you for ever
User avatar #154954 to #154953 - rundas
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k, but why?
#154956 to #154954 - baitdoesnttalkback
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because
because
User avatar #154960 to #154956 - rundas
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Oh come on don't quit trolling me now, this is just getting good!
#154966 to #154960 - baitdoesnttalkback
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i dont troll.
#154957 to #154956 - rundas
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#154963 to #154957 - baitdoesnttalkback
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i get my kicks from payless
#154962 to #154957 - baitdoesnttalkback
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i get my kicks from payless
#154869 to #154863 - scrotoloitch
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Don't think to much about it. If you think too much you'll make mistakes.
Just go with it.


Sources- my mom
User avatar #154865 to #154863 - derpityhurr
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Ask about classes, and have something to say whenever she pauses while talking
make eye contact or at least look at her eyebrows
do some dropset curls for a bicep pump and a set of dips and dumbbell press for a chest pump, though i dont think itll matter
be confident yet polite and smell nice
User avatar #154867 to #154865 - derpityhurr
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Also, dont let there be silences between topics; if it feels like one is going to end, bring up another quickly, or if the topic was you asking her about something, tell her what you would have said if she asked you the same (if she does ask you thats gr8)
#154860 - swiggityswooty
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hey what do you do when you like a girl but your an awkward and blunt drug addict who doesnt know what to say. think sherlock holmes only instead of solving crimes i just get really stoned and fail at english
#154924 to #154860 - baitdoesnttalkback
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no advice for you cause if you get a girlfriend your pothead ass my breed and thats the last thign this world needs. die alone please
User avatar #154875 to #154860 - nigalthornberry
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Well first you can stop smoking
#154876 to #154875 - swiggityswooty
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other than that, i just really like bud
User avatar #154877 to #154876 - nigalthornberry
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You're gonna have to pick one nigga
Not smoking will help clear up your mind
#154878 to #154877 - swiggityswooty
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will i have to stop forever?
User avatar #154879 to #154878 - nigalthornberry
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Possibly
#154880 to #154879 - swiggityswooty
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goddamit
User avatar #154881 to #154880 - nigalthornberry
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What one would you rather have
#154882 to #154881 - swiggityswooty
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both, at the same time
User avatar #154883 to #154882 - nigalthornberry
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This is a one choice here
Drugs aint gonna bring you happiness forever
She's gonna bring you up and down
#154884 to #154883 - swiggityswooty
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goddamit youre right
#154857 - sisterblister
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hey advice i keep sneezing and it causes nose bleeds that go for days any ideas
hey advice i keep sneezing and it causes nose bleeds that go for days any ideas
#154925 to #154857 - baitdoesnttalkback
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possible small tear in nasal cavity. might not be a huge deal but if theres too much pressure and too much sneezing it wont heal. it may need doctors attention to actually seal it. or could be a internal matter somewhere in your body not even related to your nose.
User avatar #154859 to #154857 - haydentheviking
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go to a doctor
User avatar #154868 to #154859 - sisterblister
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but why
User avatar #154961 to #154868 - haydentheviking
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yolo


if your bleeding through your nose for ages after i would go get it checked
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reposted content, got front page, where do i request colored text?
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User avatar #154848 - cattbutts
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I need someone with a bit of legal experience and the sort.

I want to know if it's legal for a person under the age of 18 to give care to a severely autistic child. If it is or isn't, is it regulated by state law or federal? Is there a certain punishment that is given if it is illegal?
#154926 to #154848 - baitdoesnttalkback
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well you need a liscense to give care. so you cant just care without papers. anyone who is autistic needs a guardian or anything but it would have to be made legal anyway. usually they require 18 though. exceptions can be made. like if you a emancipated minor or something
User avatar #155041 to #154926 - cattbutts
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Thanks for the help. I'm talking about a minor supervising an autistic person. Nothing to do with medicine and all that jazz. Say a parent asked their 15 year old daughter to watch over her autistic brother for 3 or 4 hours while she ran errands. Is that okay as well?
#155047 to #155041 - baitdoesnttalkback
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yes
User avatar #155076 to #155047 - cattbutts
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Alright thanks man. You're the best.
#155091 to #155076 - baitdoesnttalkback
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no fuck you
#154852 to #154848 - anon id: 0961f683
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depends on the care, if you're giving them medication then you'd need somekind of permission.

if it's just spending the day with the kid as long as you have permission from the parents then it should be fine. just make sure you can handle it.