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#170162 - anonexplains (01/09/2015) [-]
Hey guys, i'm back again. Earlier this week a posted how i wanted to get over my ex, and i really haven't made much progress. For the past 3 years, she has been my best friend, and it kills me to lose her. On my birthday, just days before new years, she left me and hasn't spoken to me but once. I honestly miss her a lot, and don't really know what to do. I'm probably a fool for trying to go back to her, but i don't know what to do. She was my everything, you know? I just don't want to lose my best friend. She's all i've got...or had. Part of me wishes i suddenly had amnesia so i could just forget it all. I loved her. I loved her family. I loved the life we had together...and now its just over. Could someone just like tell me what to do? Its hard trying to not think about her. I feel pretty lost right now. I'm kind of heading to bed after this, but i'll come back. Right now Fj is all i've got to keep me going.
#170301 to #170162 - anonexplains (01/10/2015) [-]
on your birthday? royally tell them to go fuck themselves and never have correspondance with them again.
User avatar #170171 to #170162 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (01/09/2015) [-]
Move on...
Some advice from a friend of mine:
"... Thing with the first girl is, if something is taken from you, it leaves a hole. The only way to fill up that hole is to replace it with a stronger bond. Many young girls respond to that by constantly forming a new bond. Before the 'comedown' of the current one. (IE constantly chasing the 'rush' of a new love) Once the 'new' wears off, she needs more. It's a wound that's created when you form a bond with someone, and it doesn't go the other way.

... If you're just isolated from your surroundings like most regular people, you'll never know what you're missing...

... I'm not Chad from across the street catching tins of diet coke mowing the lawn. I'm [just some scrawny white kid]. The thing is, such things make no difference in the first place if you have that kind of connection [with someone]...

... Look for that feeling of "too good to be true," The feeling you'd get when a really hot girl gives you her phone number and you think there must be something behind it. Instead of shutting it all out, try being absolutely gullible. Just assume lies do not exist. It'll leave you vulnerable and exposed, but also completely open to anyone truly looking for you and no-one else.

To put it in Youtube terms: "Broadcast yourself"

So in any case, if someone catches you 'off guard;' you won't want to shield yourself from those around you, neither should you shield off yourself. (As in, hold yourself back) If you think "I shouldn't say that" or "That'll just sound weird," just dump it all out; It's like natural selection, anyone that you DON'T scare off right away is nothing if not valuable to know. It's like the "be true to yourself" gag, but take it up a notch. Say it anyway.

Main thing is, try to shine out as much of 'you' as you possibly can. And if anyone at all is drawn in closer by that, you've at least found a valuable friend. You know, the kind that just sticks around without any "expiry" date."
#170163 to #170162 - anonexplains (01/09/2015) [-]
Honestly a really big part of me doesn't want to end everything with her, and try to find a way to at last stay friends. But...there's this tiny part of me that says i should just give up and left the past go. If she doesn't want anything to do with me then that's on her...but still. I just don't know man. I feel so childish for not knowing what to do. What do you do when you lose the girl of your dreams? The chick who said she'd be with you till the end of the world. heck we even joked around about getting married before. Man this is hard. Sorry, guys. I just don't have anywhere else to vent out to.
#170166 to #170163 - anonexplains (01/09/2015) [-]
Don't stay friends. Cut all contact. Only way you'll get over it.
User avatar #170157 - shinymew (01/09/2015) [-]
I need some help. If you get Social Security Survivor Benefits for being underage when one parent passes away, can you still get a part-time job and keep the benefits?
User avatar #170159 to #170157 - notred (01/09/2015) [-]
Ask them.
User avatar #170152 - blockcube (01/09/2015) [-]
I want to fuck people now. I need advice.
User avatar #170174 to #170152 - sundip (01/09/2015) [-]
Ketamine.
User avatar #170156 to #170152 - awesomerninjathing (01/09/2015) [-]
craigslist personals...?
#170154 to #170152 - anonexplains (01/09/2015) [-]
well you're going to need to find someone who is willing. clubs, bars or events of somekind are places you might find someone. depends if you're looking for a fuck or a relationship.
User avatar #170145 - albertjester (01/09/2015) [-]
ok, i shall bare my idiocy for all to see. how do you do this new video upload thing? ie so it actualy plays here on fj, rather than just acting as a link to youtube?
#170151 to #170145 - anonexplains (01/09/2015) [-]
you mean webm?   
   
you need to download them and then just upload it like a picture. there's a little arrow in a box, click it and it will download the clip. you can also upload MP4 files.
you mean webm?

you need to download them and then just upload it like a picture. there's a little arrow in a box, click it and it will download the clip. you can also upload MP4 files.
User avatar #170155 to #170151 - albertjester (01/09/2015) [-]
ta very much
#170128 - ainsley (01/09/2015) [-]
Is it douchey to get a memorial tattoo for a deceased pet?
I'm thinking of getting something like this on my inner bicep for my pal Bandit that I lost recently.
I wanted something small and simple, yet cool and not douchey. Something that I won't regret a year or 2 down the line.
Thoughts?
User avatar #170250 to #170128 - focalanemo (01/09/2015) [-]
It's nice that you want to do something memorial for your pet, but I wouldn't recommend a tattoo. Some people can easily judge you for that. If you already have tattoos it isn't douchy at all
User avatar #170181 to #170128 - harbingerwolf (01/09/2015) [-]
Doesnt sound douchy in the slightest, actually sounds like a nice memorial.
User avatar #170182 to #170181 - ainsley (01/09/2015) [-]
Thanks! Think I'm gonna go ahead and do it
User avatar #170184 to #170182 - harbingerwolf (01/09/2015) [-]
Nice, and i dont think the time you spent with an animal makes any difference to how big an impact they can leave on your life, i was just a fucking wreck when we lost a 6 month kitten as when we lost a cat from old age.
User avatar #170185 to #170184 - ainsley (01/09/2015) [-]
Well said. Going to check out a few different tattoo parlors next week. Definitely thinking I want it on my right inner bicep facing outward. I'm thinking like 2 1/2 inches tall, 1 3/4 inches across. I think it'll look nice.
User avatar #170138 to #170128 - fistfireace (01/09/2015) [-]
Not douchey at all, in my opinion. It shows that you loved your pet and a friend, if you think him that way. . But yeah, like That One Guy said, if you don't think you'll dislike it, then go for it.
User avatar #170141 to #170138 - ainsley (01/09/2015) [-]
Yea, I know for sure I like the thought of getting a tattoo with meaning.
But I also know that it is a commitment. It's permanent and costs a pretty penny, so even though I like it, I'd just rather get some opinions on the tattoo.
So, in your opinion, does the meaning behind it justify me getting the tattoo?
and do you think the picture I posted would be a good tattoo to represent it?
User avatar #170144 to #170141 - fistfireace (01/09/2015) [-]
Yes, and I really like the tattoo. I think it look nice.
User avatar #170147 to #170144 - ainsley (01/09/2015) [-]
Yea. I was thinking of getting it on my bicep, with the face facing outward towards my hand, like he's guarding over me and watching out for me.
User avatar #170148 to #170147 - fistfireace (01/09/2015) [-]
Sounds like a good idea. I'd do it.
User avatar #170149 to #170148 - ainsley (01/09/2015) [-]
Thanks for the input
User avatar #170150 to #170149 - fistfireace (01/09/2015) [-]
No problem.
User avatar #170134 to #170128 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (01/09/2015) [-]
How long did you have the dog?
Also, a general rule of thumb for tattoos is to frame the design you want up on a wall in front of your bed -- If you can deal waking up to it ever day for a year, without disliking it, then go ahead and get the tattoo.
User avatar #170136 to #170134 - ainsley (01/09/2015) [-]
He passed away of cancer at the young age of 4. I understand that I didn't spend much time with him, but throughout my life, despite being a huge dog person, I haven't owned very many dogs. My dad taught me to appreciate the time you spend with a dog because, while they're only present for a fraction of their life, you're present for the entirety of theirs. So Bandit was my first dog in years and will also be my last dog for years. So, while I may not have gotten a full life span with him, I treasure the time I DID get to spend with him and want to memorialize it and have something to remind me of him everywhere I go.
User avatar #170137 to #170136 - ainsley (01/09/2015) [-]
they're only present for a fraction of YOUR life*** typo
#170131 to #170128 - anonexplains (01/09/2015) [-]
I wouldn't suggest something like a paw or whatever, that might make people think you're a furry but you get get a name in a banner type thing. perhaps a small portrait of him if you want to, something that's not bigger than a few centimes sqaure area.
User avatar #170132 to #170131 - ainsley (01/09/2015) [-]
The picture above is what I was thinking. On my inner bicep.
#170135 to #170132 - anonexplains (01/09/2015) [-]
how about you get that and have his name below it? in a nice script.
User avatar #170139 to #170135 - ainsley (01/09/2015) [-]
Still debating that one
#170142 to #170139 - anonexplains (01/09/2015) [-]
it's entirely up to you.

just keep in mind that it will be on your skin forever (unless you get expensive removal treatment). do what that guy said and print it out and put it somewhere, if you still like after 6 or more months, get it.
User avatar #170124 - pixmantle (01/09/2015) [-]
Relationship advice, read this: heartiste.wordpress.com/the-sixteen-commandments-of-poon/
Read the article, bookmark the site for later, don't be beta.
User avatar #170196 to #170124 - pixmantle (01/09/2015) [-]
iridium xXThatxOnexGuyXx hirollin, would any of you like to discuss this further? I left this post before I went to bed, so I couldn't respond to you guys.
User avatar #170161 to #170124 - iridium (01/09/2015) [-]
This is satire right? I mean it even uses the word "irrational" to describe it.
#170158 to #170124 - hirollin (01/09/2015) [-]
advice so bad it made me chuckle.
advice so bad it made me chuckle.
User avatar #170160 to #170158 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
>The state of this woman's attire

Logic would guess this woman is rich and drinks champagne glasses of poor people's tears
User avatar #170146 to #170124 - pixmantle (01/09/2015) [-]
youlostthegame
User avatar #170116 - vultro (01/09/2015) [-]
Could someone tell me how to roll numbers in the new system? I would appreciate that greatly!
#170118 to #170116 - anonexplains (01/09/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll 1, 1-9*"**
**anonymous rolls 2**

if I did it right.....

what you do is, * roll X, x-x *
X=number
User avatar #170122 to #170118 - vultro (01/09/2015) [-]
Thanks so much, I fucked it up but I know what to do now thanks!
User avatar #170121 to #170118 - vultro (01/09/2015) [-]
**vultro used "*roll 2, 10-99*"**
**vultro rolls 39**
**vultro rolls 94**
#170123 to #170121 - anonexplains (01/09/2015) [-]
oh I forgot to mention, the first number you put dictates how many numbers are rolled. like your comment above it rolled 2 numbers. make sense?
User avatar #170130 to #170123 - vultro (01/09/2015) [-]
Yeah thanks again
#170114 - anonexplains (01/09/2015) [-]
Anyone know how to stop the pain post-nosebleed?
My nostril is really dry, itchy, and kinda hurts. I almost never get nosebleeds, so I don't know what to do
#170125 to #170114 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (01/09/2015) [-]
Vaseline, man.
Also, next time you get a nosebleed pinch the highlighted area in the pic.
It'll decrease the blood flow.
#170115 to #170114 - anonexplains (01/09/2015) [-]
Try cleaning it with a wet tissue, get rid of any left over blood. if it's really bad you should ask your doctor but if it's not that bad, just leave it alone and don't touch it.
#170113 - anonexplains (01/09/2015) [-]
I drew a cartoon in support of Charlie Hebdo and I want to post it but I worried that if I post it and it spreads (with my name on it) I might be a potential target.   
   
should I post it?
I drew a cartoon in support of Charlie Hebdo and I want to post it but I worried that if I post it and it spreads (with my name on it) I might be a potential target.

should I post it?
User avatar #170198 to #170113 - serhiy (01/09/2015) [-]
post it with the name of your enemy
User avatar #170153 to #170113 - foreveranonymous ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
You could unwatermark your image, watermark it with a fake name, or post it under a pseudo-account
User avatar #170133 to #170113 - cowcubrub (01/09/2015) [-]
Post it under a pen-name.
User avatar #170126 to #170113 - awesomerninjathing (01/09/2015) [-]
a target to who, fucking al-qaeda? don't worry
#170127 to #170126 - anonexplains (01/09/2015) [-]
it's the copy cats who are the problem.
User avatar #170110 - frozo (01/09/2015) [-]
So I have a really close friend that was a girl. Pretty much everyone knew she liked me, and she went for me pretty hard through our mutual good friends. I asked her out with a mutual understanding, then through some stuff her family told her to break up. She broke up maybe a week ago. I was more or less over her as she acted sort of detached from me, and it irked me heavily. I was about to break up with her, but she brought it up first. I pretty much agreed to it without question (which irked her slightly), and we promised to be friends.

Today, a bunch of my friends went through my phone while I was going for a leak. She said that she changed something "that I'd miss eventually". I didn't know what it was until I tried to snapchat her something, when I realized her name wasn't on my contact list.

What's her problem? Do I add her back? I'm about to play the waiting game and do jack shit until she makes a move because this is bullshit.
User avatar #170111 to #170110 - marinepenguin ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
She's playing games. Wait that shit out.
User avatar #170112 to #170111 - frozo (01/09/2015) [-]
I did, and we're in negotiations. All good
#170107 - anonexplains (01/09/2015) [-]
I am in serious need of some opinions here...

I was initially planning to visit Japan with a friend next summer. However he bailed on me for academical and economical reasons so I now face this dilemma:

Either I go to Japan alone or with another friend; I imagine going along can't be too bad since I was mostly planning on seeing all of the cities them self and going out meeting people at night. If I go with a friend I'll have to find one I'm comfortable traveling with, and especilly to this kind of place...

If not I could spend my money on two/one festival/s which I would greatly enjoy and also on top of that some trip inside of europe and also spend some time at home inbetween.

Lastly I have the opportunity to to work nearly the entire summer and not just make a little but quite much, then I would however have to skip the festivals since they're in the middle of the summer. This could lead to an even longer trip later on and I would probably be able to go to Hong Kong too... Watdo
User avatar #170117 to #170107 - dildoes (01/09/2015) [-]
i'd either look for someone you're positive you could go with, or just go alone.
#170103 - lazycloud (01/09/2015) [-]
Hey glorious faggot brethren. Britfag Lazycloud here. I was hoping for some advice regarding a girl (how original) which is tearing me up. Me being a bit of a beta I did not ask her out when I could have, but I'm in a better place now on some soul lifting anxiety meds and a better not give a fuck attitude. I feel good about my self and my self esteem is near it's highest ever. So I KNOW I could have asked her out now. I really really crush on her but I'm not deluded into thinking she's perfect or putting her on a pedestal so I think that is a good mindset. The problem is that she has been living abroad as a third year uni placement thing. I realised that she will be going back for more than 7 months this year. I feel terrible. I've missed my chance. I don't know whether to contact her on fb, (but i'd much rather do it face to face. Or should I forget about her. I know a few girls but they are either taken or just bitchy or really wierd. What should i do?
#170106 to #170103 - girrafalopegis ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
If she's really that important to you, so important that it keeps you up at night or you find yourself thinking about her 20+ during the day, then hey, shoot her a message, or keep her in the back of your head so you can talk to her in person when you can in the future.  Ask if you can even write letters, it's the most personal thing you can do behind skyping and actually seeing them in person.   
   
I've had a girl like that, where I couldn't see her for the entire summer (small in comparison to your 7 months), did end up getting with other girls, but I still deep down really liked her. After the summer was up (and we did talk on FB and by letter), we got together like I wanted.    
   
But there are always better girls out there. Trust me. The expression "There are a lot of fish in the sea" or whatever, is an understatement. Grab some buddies and go hunting for some tail. There are always single girls, better girls, that can get you out of a slump. Rather hard to do if you are somewhat caught up in someone else I suppose.    
   
I'd say that you should do these two things, and I'm serious.    
   
1. Stay off your meds for a day to see if its impacting your opinion of her (making you care more or less about how you feel about her). You want to have an unbiased opinion of how you see her, and how you see YOU with her.    
   
2. Jack off. You want the most un-horny, realistic, and brainy interpretation of how you feel about her, not feelings that are coming from your willy. I sometimes make snapchats and texts that I feel like my dick typed, so this may apply to you.    
   
Hopefully this helped. I'm not the best advice giver, but I'm just trying to give back to the board that helps me all the time.
If she's really that important to you, so important that it keeps you up at night or you find yourself thinking about her 20+ during the day, then hey, shoot her a message, or keep her in the back of your head so you can talk to her in person when you can in the future. Ask if you can even write letters, it's the most personal thing you can do behind skyping and actually seeing them in person.

I've had a girl like that, where I couldn't see her for the entire summer (small in comparison to your 7 months), did end up getting with other girls, but I still deep down really liked her. After the summer was up (and we did talk on FB and by letter), we got together like I wanted.

But there are always better girls out there. Trust me. The expression "There are a lot of fish in the sea" or whatever, is an understatement. Grab some buddies and go hunting for some tail. There are always single girls, better girls, that can get you out of a slump. Rather hard to do if you are somewhat caught up in someone else I suppose.

I'd say that you should do these two things, and I'm serious.

1. Stay off your meds for a day to see if its impacting your opinion of her (making you care more or less about how you feel about her). You want to have an unbiased opinion of how you see her, and how you see YOU with her.

2. Jack off. You want the most un-horny, realistic, and brainy interpretation of how you feel about her, not feelings that are coming from your willy. I sometimes make snapchats and texts that I feel like my dick typed, so this may apply to you.

Hopefully this helped. I'm not the best advice giver, but I'm just trying to give back to the board that helps me all the time.
User avatar #170108 to #170106 - lazycloud (01/09/2015) [-]
Thanks man I really appreciate the advice. I liked her the same before the medication, all that's done is help my confidence and the permanent knots in my stomach. Also it's definitely not just physical as she'd probs like a 7/10 for most people, she's really lovely and has a unique personality.

But I think I'll do what you said and keep the girl at the back of my mind somewhere until she returns. I can think of other women and I will try and find other gorgeous girls in the meantime. Thanks for your help bro!
User avatar #170109 to #170108 - girrafalopegis ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
No problem on the advice. It's always my pleasure to be able to help someone, even if it's a little bit.

Good to know that you're liking her for sincere reasons, and not anything medication related. That's a good start, and definitely seems like a fair enough reason to wait.

While you're waiting, hang out with your buddies and go to parties or something. Practice a new hobby. There are a few things that can happen with this, all pretty awesome if you ask me.

1. You go meet new girls, and end up getting with some or whatever, and nothing long term happens from it. Maybe you get over the girl.
2. You go meet new girls, and meet one that you like even more than Mrs. Longterm. Now you have a new gal, and you're potentially on the road to getting over the old.
3. You get with new girls, and do so until Mrs. Longterm comes back. Now, when she comes back, you'll be ready with all the new practice so to speak ;)


Glad I could help. Take it easy broseph.
User avatar #170098 - youlosthegame (01/08/2015) [-]
Hello, everyone. I'm going to get straight to it, I have something that i dont feel too great about with my girlfriend. Recently, she says that she thought i was mostly into only the physical stuff of the relationship (which is definitely not the case, i love her.) and that is the reason that she has been toning it down, she says she is "just not feeling it." Only been together for 3 months. Ive searched on the internet, which isnt always a good idea, and most results say that when a girl does this, it is because they have lost interest / have interests else where. I really do not think this is the case though, she does not talk to any guys. Could it be that she truly just wants to get to know me on a more emotional level? It's just been bothering me.
#170164 to #170098 - anonexplains (01/09/2015) [-]
What the other guy said, man! Take her on dates, appeal to her feminine side. Make her feel like she's the most important girl in the world, and then at the end of the day, F her like it's her birthday.

Sex is just as important in solving this problem as it was causing it. Every time you make love, make it about her. Do everything within your power to make it amazing for her (doing this actually makes sex better for you too).

Keep in mind, that sex part is only meant to compliment the emotional part. The key is emotional connection
#170100 to #170098 - minutes (01/09/2015) [-]
Do romantic stuff with her. Get her romantic gifts, not like some really expensive thing of gold, i am talking about something that has a big symbolic value.
Maybe there is something you did on your first date or a small thing you won at a cirmes whatever. Anything that is connected with your early feelings for each other.
User avatar #170102 to #170100 - youlosthegame (01/09/2015) [-]
Thank you for the suggestion!
#170168 to #170102 - minutes (01/09/2015) [-]
No problem.
User avatar #170089 - winners (01/08/2015) [-]
So I realized Comcast sucks but is AT&T better?
User avatar #170119 to #170089 - dildoes (01/09/2015) [-]
pretty much anything is better than comcast
most of the time it matters what's the best locally
#170086 - anonexplains (01/08/2015) [-]
i think i want to die. I've lived long enough. I've been thinking a lot about it lately.
Maybe i'll swallow some pills, or shoot myself in the head... or maybe just walk into oncoming traffic, make it look like an accident.
I can't fight this anymore. The only reason i live now is because i'm afraid of what it would do to my family, and this is no way to live.

I just can't do this anymore. Every day the i wish to end the pain, and i don't know how long i can resist it.
User avatar #170129 to #170086 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (01/09/2015) [-]
funnyjunk.com/advice/158549#158549

Never let your past define you. Let it refine you.
No matter how bad things get, suicide is never the answer.
You're the only person holding yourself back from doing so much more.

Look man, even grains of sand have a grand purpose on this earth.
Don't tell me you don't have a purpose here.
I'm here -- I'm alive today; as someone who was once in a similar position -- to tell you that there is so much more in store for you.
There are so many great things yet to come. All you have to do is open your eyes, man. Stop being comfortable in your depression. Stop isolating yourself. Stop silencing yourself.

Start making yourself uncomfortable.
Start living life with others, for others.

Stop being selfish. Start being selfless.
User avatar #170120 to #170086 - dildoes (01/09/2015) [-]
whatever you do, dont go into oncoming traffic
someone is going to hit you, and if you live or die, they will be dragged through shit because of you. it's a selfish and shitty way to go out.
User avatar #170093 to #170086 - malimrav (01/08/2015) [-]
What is troubling you? Talk it out with someone, it ma help you with whatever you're dealing with. Feel free to post here.
#170095 to #170093 - anonexplains (01/08/2015) [-]
Complete lack of will to live. I can't do anything right and despite having no expectations i always seem to disappoint myself.
Anything i start i can't finish.
If i have any emotions they are pain and sadness. I am very rarely happy, and when i am i it's very brief and i crash hard after that.
I've started taking medication, but it really doesn't to much for me. It gave me a bit of energy, but i still have no reason to live or move or study.
My life hasn't been easy, but it hasn't been absurdly hard, though what has happened in my past has completely drained me of everything i ever was. I lost myself, a dead soul in a functioning body. I longer love anything or am interested in anything... just a walking corpse.
User avatar #170140 to #170095 - vultro (01/09/2015) [-]
Sometimes I'll do stupid stuff that are mess ups. Like today I ran ahead of my friend so I could put away sports equipment faster than him and knocked the whole container over. I just laughed and said "Damn that's exactly something that would happen to me" because I do stupid stuff and get stupid results a lot. We just call it "vultro" (my name) things when I do stupid stuff and laugh about it. About pain and feeling like a walking corpse, you should just do random acts of kindness like go find a homeless person and give them $5. This may seem weird because you're the one who needs help, but sometimes helping others helps you. Trust me on the act of kindness thing, it takes 20 minutes to find a homeless person in a city and just walk up ask if they're homeless and drop $5 on them and tell them you hope things get better for them. When you walk away think about how that persons life just changed because of YOU.
User avatar #170097 to #170095 - malimrav (01/08/2015) [-]
Well its the enchanted circle of depression, you don't feel like doing anything because you're depressed and since you aren't proactive about anything you fall deeper in depression. Reality is only you can help yourself. I know you probably heard this before but it's only real advice you can get from someone without any insight in your life.
Try to find some interest, even if it is something like watching movies, or drawing or writing. It's okay to not be good at them, as long as they provide some kind of stress relief.
I don't believe medication will help you just by taking it. Good talk about your problems and emotions with professional is often much more helpful. Talking to close friend (or even stranger on internet) can be somewhat therapeutic.
If your past, as you say, drained you of everything that made 'you' you, try to rediscover yourself, again I repeat myself, try to find some interests.

Depression is a bitch but it can be dealt with. Never give up and NEVER give in to suicidal thoughts.
#170099 to #170097 - anonexplains (01/08/2015) [-]
I'll try. I'll fight as long as i can.
But i don't know how long that's going to be. I've been living with this for at least 7 years... 7 years of my very self slowly rotting away.

I'd love to be able to say that i'll never give into the thoughts. When they started, it seemed impossible for me to do it. Now however... i don't know.
Dying really doesn't seem so bad. We're all gonna go one day. Why suffer through this just to have a chance at a few years of happiness? I can just check out right now. I have no reason not to other than the fact that it would hurt some people.

The day that i die will be the day that my pain has exceeded my love for them.
#170105 to #170099 - anonexplains (01/09/2015) [-]
Choose life.
#170096 to #170095 - anonexplains (01/08/2015) [-]
I think about death daily, and i'm starting to envy the dead. I've told my family that i'm depressed and sort of suicidal(through their support i started on the medication after going to a couple of shrinks), but i haven't told anyone exactly how fucked i am. Now i'm starting to worry that if i tell them they'll send me to a clinic.

I've talked and i've opened up and it gave me only momentary relief. Nothing seems to be helping and i'm nearing the end. I can't live like this anymore. This isn't life.
User avatar #170082 - xxazeritsxx (01/08/2015) [-]
so i just came into 100 bucks, wat do.
User avatar #170193 to #170082 - advicedude (01/09/2015) [-]
Wait, you came across 100 bucks, or you came into 100 bucks... big difference. I need clarification.
User avatar #170197 to #170193 - xxazeritsxx (01/09/2015) [-]
i came into 100 bucks, ran out of tissues.
no, i recieved 100 dollars in my bank account out of nowhere.
#170090 to #170082 - anonexplains (01/08/2015) [-]
save it.
User avatar #170083 to #170082 - beergaroo (01/08/2015) [-]
**Pick one*
-save for new graphics card
-buy fleshlight and high-quality lube
-any of the above
#170087 to #170085 - beergaroo (01/08/2015) [-]
Alternatively, you may want to take a girl out somewhere fancy. That's what I'd try to do. I have no money so I can't take girls out... Yeah, that's totally why I don't have a gf haha
User avatar #170084 to #170083 - beergaroo (01/08/2015) [-]
Shit! I always fuck up at bolding text up....
User avatar #170077 - titmongloid ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
OK FJ so I could really use some legal advice, I was caught smoking weed in a dorm room (Yes, I know, I'm a dumbass). This is my first offense and they're charging me with a double misdemeanor for possession (just under 2 grams) and paraphernalia (a 30$ mini-bong). I live in North Carolina and was wondering if I should just show up in court and pay the fines, or if I should get a lawyer and try to get off easier.
#170081 to #170077 - anonexplains (01/08/2015) [-]
Just plea not guilty, say it enough and the DA should just give up, they really don't care usually. it's your first offence chances are if you do they'll just let you off the hook.
#170080 to #170077 - anonexplains (01/08/2015) [-]
just pay the fines. you'll spend more time and effort for not much.

you fucked up, deal with it.
#170073 - anonexplains (01/08/2015) [-]
Does anyone of you know horror movies that aren't primaly slaughtering movies? I want to slowly introduce my gf to them. she gets scared easily and doesn't like stuff like saw.
#170229 to #170073 - nonbenderinlife (01/09/2015) [-]
Im scared shitless off horror movies but Insidious wasnt too scary. It had its moments of course but still, it was pretty interesting As far as I can remember it has no slaughtering, just some jump scares
#170091 to #170073 - anonexplains (01/08/2015) [-]
Rosemary's baby.
#170088 to #170073 - beergaroo (01/08/2015) [-]
Mama seems to be a good option. No gore, just a slightly deformed woman [see image].

It has a happy ending. Bitches love happy endings
User avatar #170078 to #170073 - xxazeritsxx (01/08/2015) [-]
The Conjuring, annabelle, not that scary in my opinion but based on true events.
( recommended )

Paranormal activity, not that great

house of 1000 corpses ( don't watch that one xD. it's brutal )

those are just a couple.
User avatar #170076 to #170073 - confusedasian (01/08/2015) [-]
The Wolf Man. The recent remake from 2010 is spectacular.
User avatar #170072 - lnyanchl (01/08/2015) [-]
It's not the same thing, I'm asking for help. I need to identify some of the passage on R.W Emerson's work "Nature"

pastebin.com/kHuXp8LV

If you want you can comment, or friend and IM me to help me as I go along. PLEASE no PMs, I don't touch my PM box.
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