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#138867 - bananagod (06/16/2014) [-]
Hey advice sooo i got some issues. See my cousin is getting hot and she is giving me big hugs and 2 second kisses on the cheek. This one time she was wearing a short dress. The one pregnant women usually where and she is not one to close or cross her legs. In front of me she opened her legs and her panties were just there staring at me. Do you think she wants the sex with me or just really comfortable with me, im worried.
Hey advice sooo i got some issues. See my cousin is getting hot and she is giving me big hugs and 2 second kisses on the cheek. This one time she was wearing a short dress. The one pregnant women usually where and she is not one to close or cross her legs. In front of me she opened her legs and her panties were just there staring at me. Do you think she wants the sex with me or just really comfortable with me, im worried.
#138925 to #138867 - mrphoenicks (06/16/2014) [-]
i'm going to need the source of that gif... for science of course
User avatar #138943 to #138925 - jeezloxxy (06/16/2014) [-]
The perks of being a wallflower. Good movie.
#138944 to #138943 - mrphoenicks (06/16/2014) [-]
thx man i'll be sure to watch it sometime
User avatar #138918 to #138867 - thirdjess (06/16/2014) [-]
Nah man, unless it's like seriously a 'I want to be with you the rest of my life' kind of deal, you're gonna regret it. Seriously, majorly, burry the memory in the darkest part of your mind and never tell your wife regret. And I'd also advise telling her the two second kisses and unladylike manner are making you feel uncomfortable.
User avatar #138976 to #138918 - bananagod (06/16/2014) [-]
I don't want to bang her i need to know if she wants to bang me
User avatar #139074 to #138976 - thirdjess (06/17/2014) [-]
No you don't. Cause if you don't want to bang her, and you don't plan to bang her, it's useless information.
User avatar #138878 to #138867 - marinepenguin (06/16/2014) [-]
I guess if your cool with her being your cousin, and you both want to get freaky, then by all means get freaky.
User avatar #138890 to #138878 - silverzepher ONLINE (06/16/2014) [-]
and you have anything against sexying your cousin?
User avatar #138892 to #138890 - marinepenguin (06/16/2014) [-]
Well considering my closest female cousin is 10 I can't really relate.

But I'm of the mindset of, "it doesn't bother me or what I do so have fun fucking your cousin"
User avatar #138894 to #138892 - silverzepher ONLINE (06/16/2014) [-]
give it 4 years, you laugh now but when it happens you will look back to this random stranger on the internet and think. "damn i should have listened to silverzepher, he warned me of this".

and of course it shouldn't bother you what/whom/where someone fucks as long as it doesn't stop you from doing anything.
User avatar #138896 to #138894 - marinepenguin (06/16/2014) [-]
Wait, what have you warned me of exactly? I'm confused.
User avatar #138897 to #138896 - silverzepher ONLINE (06/16/2014) [-]
in 4 years, you will be in a similar situation, and you willl know you where warned that it would happen, but you will not know what to do.
User avatar #138899 to #138897 - marinepenguin (06/16/2014) [-]
I think I'll just fuck my cousin.
User avatar #138900 to #138899 - silverzepher ONLINE (06/16/2014) [-]
your welcome, now you know your answer. see aren't you glad you are prepared.
User avatar #138901 to #138900 - silverzepher ONLINE (06/16/2014) [-]
you're
#138875 to #138867 - herbolifee (06/16/2014) [-]
> My cousin

Thin line, you walk on.

It's kinda hard to find out without her noticing you're trying to find out, which might be a good idea since she might not respond too well if she doesn't, since she's your cousin.
User avatar #138891 to #138875 - silverzepher ONLINE (06/16/2014) [-]
i don't think he was asking "should i just whip my dick out at the dinner table and say ""here is your seat"" "
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#138865 - anonymous (06/16/2014) [-]
I live in a small town, and I know alot of people and I dont really get along with any of them, Ive got the social skills of a potato, What do I do?
#138869 to #138865 - silenttortoise (06/16/2014) [-]
Move to a better town.
#138864 - spacefield (06/16/2014) [-]
Hi, advice.

I recently joined the U.S. Navy. I just graduated so I'm in the Delayed Enlistment Program until I ship this October. Has anyone here been to Navy Basic Training? How painful is it? And how much of an advantage will I have if I am physically fit upon entry to basics?

Also, I'm going into the Nuclear field. Has anyone here gone to Nuke school for the Navy? If so, how was it?

Thank you, advice.
#138898 to #138864 - dronenortle (06/16/2014) [-]
Welcome to U.S. Navy Boot Camp

I'm going to OCS after college, Navy Boot Camp isn't that bad, you just need to make sure you are aware of orders and workout a ton so it can be easy for you, swim, workout and study pass experiences of enlisted sailors. Good Luck!
User avatar #138879 to #138864 - marinepenguin (06/16/2014) [-]
My dad was in the navy and he said it wasn't too bad at all. But he also went on into the search and rescue units, training with navy seals at a few points, so he may have experienced a whole different level of shit.
User avatar #138981 to #138879 - spacefield (06/16/2014) [-]
Considering a seal says it wasn't too bad, that's a good sign. Thanks.
User avatar #138987 to #138981 - marinepenguin (06/16/2014) [-]
well he wasn't an actual seal, he was search and rescue. They just trained along side them at a couple points. I'm sure the SEALS went through way worse shit.
User avatar #139579 to #138987 - spacefield (06/20/2014) [-]
oh yeah SEALS are fucking tanks, just miniature so they can fit in the torpedo chambers.
#138877 to #138864 - anonymous (06/16/2014) [-]
I knew guys who went through Marine Corps boot camp overweight and not physically fit and made it through. I believe you'll do just fine in the Navy's basic training.
User avatar #138871 to #138864 - durkadurka (06/16/2014) [-]
You'd be stupid to not get in shape now.
#138863 - undeadinmate (06/16/2014) [-]
After two years of smoking weed on a daily basis, I have gotten the urge to stop and move on, but I don't know to what. And I think if I stop smoking I would lose out on a lot of social activities with my friends. Actually I wouldn't know what to fill out my day with. Advice?
User avatar #138919 to #138863 - thirdjess (06/16/2014) [-]
My mate did this, found out he had some serious health problems from smoking up all the time and though his closest circle of friends don't consider the day complete without at least one cone, they didn't have a problem with it. If your friends do have a problem with it, they're assholes, and should no longer be considered your friends.
User avatar #138888 to #138863 - coconuthat (06/16/2014) [-]
If they're your friends you don't need to smoke weed just to hang out with them. If you feel like you should smoke just to hang with them why not just substitute it with something else? Like Suckers or take a sip of water everytime you feel the need. They're your friends you should be able to bullshit smokin bud or not.
User avatar #138885 to #138863 - nigalthornberry (06/16/2014) [-]
Miss out on social activities?
Most of the time you're high you don't do shit.
Get a job and a hobby
User avatar #138860 - killerraise ONLINE (06/16/2014) [-]
im 24 and virgin. should I kill myself?
User avatar #138893 to #138860 - silverzepher ONLINE (06/16/2014) [-]
but you are so close to becoming a wizard
User avatar #138887 to #138860 - nigalthornberry (06/16/2014) [-]
It isn't gonna mean anything if you lose it to some random girl. Better to wait until its someone you're really in love with they will come along eventually
User avatar #138876 to #138860 - herbolifee (06/16/2014) [-]
Sex is overrated.

Yes, it's great, but in today's world it's made out to be SO much more important than it really is in terms of having a good life. I'm telling you, if I would've never had sex I'd still have a pretty good life right now.
User avatar #138886 to #138876 - hawaiianhappysauce ONLINE (06/16/2014) [-]
Is your name based on the Herbal Life company? The one that is getting some attention for possibly being a pyramid scheme?
User avatar #138963 to #138886 - herbolifee (06/16/2014) [-]
Yeah it is, but it's a nickname I have and nothing to do with Herbalife, which I honestly know nothing about aswell.
User avatar #138862 to #138860 - Sunburn (06/16/2014) [-]
I agree with womanexplain. Don't think about suicide just because you haven't lost your virginity. If I could go back, I would rather wait for someone I liked than some random girl in high school.

GRANTED: Some people might give different advice, but that's just mine.
User avatar #138861 to #138860 - womanexplain (06/16/2014) [-]
Everyone loses it at different times, there is nothing wrong with being a virgin at all, don't rush to lose it, lose it with someone you love and respect, if you do that, the person you do eventually lose it to will respect your choice.
User avatar #138931 to #138861 - killerraise ONLINE (06/16/2014) [-]
the thing is Ive been depressed for 12 years, and Im living in a dump. Im too ashamed to bring someone here, cuz its a shithole. Ive had opportunities, plenty of it but I was just too ashamed.
User avatar #138933 to #138931 - womanexplain (06/16/2014) [-]
Well, sex won't cure your depression or change your life in anyway, people say sex is like eating a huge chocolate cake, when you eat it, it's tasty but when it's over you don't care that much anymore. You need a permanent solution. Put sex and relationships to one side and put every effort into getting to a more positive place through professional aid.
#138846 - anonymous (06/15/2014) [-]
so... I heard that the girl I like might be a lesbian, I do talk to her but how could I know for sure?

I can't just ask "are you gay?" or can I?
User avatar #138921 to #138846 - thirdjess (06/16/2014) [-]
If someone asked you if you were straight, it's not such a big deal, right? Same goes for gay people. You ask them if they're gay, it's like a 'well, yea?'
#138854 to #138846 - ScottP (06/16/2014) [-]
If you say "Hello" to her and she replies with "Hey" that means she's a lesbian
#138855 to #138854 - anonymous (06/16/2014) [-]
OOOOOH ok. thanks man. that explains EVERYTHING.
User avatar #138848 to #138846 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
Get to know her better.

If you see her making out with a girl, then the rumor is probably true.
Otherwise, it's just a rumor. I wouldn't worry too much about it unless you had confirmation that she was a lesbian.
#138851 to #138848 - anonymous (06/16/2014) [-]
I just remembered something that probably gives an answer.... a while ago we were in a class and we were messing around on this site You need to login to view this link where you answer stuff and it tells you how much you are worth. we were doing it for ourselves and in the orientation she put Bi...... I don;t know if she put that because she didn't want to say she was gay but I dunno.
User avatar #138922 to #138851 - thirdjess (06/16/2014) [-]
I'm worth 2.1 million dollars hell yea
User avatar #138850 to #138848 - awesomerninjathing (06/15/2014) [-]
>making out with a girl
>probably true
User avatar #138920 to #138850 - thirdjess (06/16/2014) [-]
I've made out with a girl and I'm straight as a nail (and also woman..)

I feel gross on the inside but hey it's a thing that happened.
User avatar #138847 to #138846 - womanexplain (06/15/2014) [-]
Ask her amongst other questions, ask her how old she is, if she likes school and then as you get into it ask her what her orientation is.
#138849 to #138847 - anonymous (06/15/2014) [-]
I know how old she is and all that stuff. I know her in person.

school ended ages ago for us. I'll have to think of other questions to mix it in with,
User avatar #138856 to #138849 - womanexplain (06/16/2014) [-]
Yeah I mean those were only examples :<
User avatar #138814 - answer (06/15/2014) [-]
Sup advice board. I'm a chubby fuck and I need help. I want to become healthier but I have no idea where to start. My problem isn't over eating, I just don't do shit. My girlfriend tells me I am fine but I want to be better for myself and for her. I'm not interested in extreme gains or anything I just want to lose some weight and gain some more muscle mass. I have no idea where to start with the exercise other than walking to and from school(it's around 2 1/2 miles, 4 times a week). I have a pair of dumbbells that I just picked up but I don't know any exercises to form a good routine. I was wondering if this is a reliable routine: You need to login to view this link
I would also appreciate any tips or links that you guys could provide.
User avatar #138838 to #138814 - marinepenguin (06/15/2014) [-]
I would also suggest going to this site and reading tons of articles. tnation.com
User avatar #138837 to #138814 - marinepenguin (06/15/2014) [-]
Those are okay, and dumbbells are completely fine, but only having one pair of dumbbells at around 25-40lbs will severely limit your ability to grow. If you really wanted to get stronger and a bit bigger, you only need to focus on bench, squats, overhead press, and deadlift. Maybe even power cleans and other olympic lifts. If there is no way for you to join a gym or find someone with a home gym like that, then you can go ahead and do the dumbbell routine, just add in pushups, pullups, sprints, and plyometrics.
#138820 to #138814 - saltybanana (06/15/2014) [-]
sooo you tryina build some muscle man? trying make dem gaaaainz!!!

i always recommend this black dude to everyone here, cause yall muthphackas are broke. www.youtube.com/channel/UCrzICdOsXhtn4zMlk4bnTIg

these guys are more of a type of making muscle
www.youtube.com/channel/UCKf0UqBiCQI4Ol0To9V0pKQ

now remember to make muscle you need to lift heavy and eat alot of protein such as chicken, meat, fish, and protein powders i guess good carbs such as brown rice, green veggies, wheat bread, pasta, etc.

i wouldnt go all skinny first, big mistake. trust me neyguh. i would just watch what i eat like no fast foods or ice cream ice cream is what gives you that nasty back fat and drink lots of water.

get your cardio done in the mornings for better results i do them on sepreat days
User avatar #138816 to #138814 - meowman (06/15/2014) [-]
One of the best things you can do to motivate yourself is to find somebody to workout with. When you are obligated to someone else, you will be less likely to try and get out of it
User avatar #138819 to #138816 - answer (06/15/2014) [-]
Thanks, I will definitely try that. None of my friends decided to take summer courses so I will have to see if any of my classmates would like to join me. So far the walking has kept me really motivated; it's really nice to be off my ass for once
User avatar #138802 - ishallsmiteyou (06/15/2014) [-]
ways to get an answer other than "because i said so" that don't result in me getting screamed at and punched in the head?
User avatar #138840 to #138802 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
Stop asking 'Why?' and learn to roll with it.
Until your peers become more... mature.

If you have friends that are being that way, de-friend them. They'll never change unless someone gives them a reason to; Only when they see the err of their ways will they change. They're going to stay blind as a bat until something changes, like say you de-friending them, and then they'll start to ask 'Why?' themselves. When that day comes, they will change.

With parents... You just have to deal with it. :/
User avatar #138810 to #138802 - meowman (06/15/2014) [-]
Who is giving you this answer?
User avatar #138811 to #138810 - ishallsmiteyou (06/15/2014) [-]
Everyone.
User avatar #138812 to #138811 - meowman (06/15/2014) [-]
That's really not helpful I hope you know that
User avatar #138813 to #138812 - ishallsmiteyou (06/15/2014) [-]
Parents specifically, get it the most from them
User avatar #138815 to #138813 - meowman (06/15/2014) [-]
You will never get a different answer than that from your parents. You live in their house so they really don't have to explain themselves to you
User avatar #138798 - meowman (06/15/2014) [-]
So me and my girlfriend are into BDSM. She's usually the dom but the next time I'm going to go visit her, I'm planning on being the dom to try it out. My question for you guys is, what kind of punishments can I use for when she is defiant?
User avatar #138904 to #138798 - TheTrueAnteater (06/16/2014) [-]
choking her, pulling her by her hair, pinching and pulling and twisting her nipples, slapping her ass, her face, her breasts, her pussy, holding your hand over her mouth, telling her to shut up, hold her down by her arms and legs and neck, a whole bunch of stuff man, whatever your imagination gives you. but make sure to hold off on the force unless you know she can take more - wouldn't want to actually hurt her
User avatar #138907 to #138904 - lolninjakik (06/16/2014) [-]
how do you know this
User avatar #139051 to #138907 - TheTrueAnteater (06/16/2014) [-]
personal experience and a relationship with very good communication
User avatar #138895 to #138798 - silverzepher ONLINE (06/16/2014) [-]
depends on how you want to make it work, what tools do you have at your disposal?
User avatar #138845 to #138798 - fuckya (06/15/2014) [-]
Punch her in the cooter.
User avatar #138844 to #138798 - makotoitou ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
push her down a staircase
#138824 to #138798 - saltybanana (06/15/2014) [-]
you nasty fucck, you kiss yo moma with that mouth!

i never ever in my life tried BDSM but in anything in sex from what i learned in my experience is you gotta listen to her man. see how shes been naughty/bad yo!

like from what people have told me is, let the anger you have towards her out on her. now wait a min there dont be beating the shit of her like "bitch i told you not to laugh at my dick hoe! *slap* its a condition!!" use whatever she uses on you and etc. be a i cant believe im saying this bad boy to her. show her how manly you are in the bed maaan! lay that dick on that bitch tell her "yeeeeaaah, me big american man"
#138782 - anonymous (06/15/2014) [-]
Advice on getting a shy/awkward girl? She used to sit next to me in class, but of course school is over now, so I can only communicate through text. She always seemed really shy and I've never found shyness to be an attractive attribute so I don't know how to approach this. when I text her, she seems interested but too afraid to say much. She's definitely gone through some big emotional trauma at some point, and she seems on the border between really shy or just straight socially awkward. so I guess I need to know a few things.
Ways to talk to a shy girl without forcing too much, places to take her out, and any subtle hints that she might throw me that I should know about I guess?
#138790 to #138782 - womanexplain (06/15/2014) [-]
Be gentle with her, if she's shy and has perhaps gone through a mental trauma, you need to be delicate and treat her kindly and sincerely.   
I'm a very shy person, if I were looking for a boy, I'd want one who would be nice to me, smile at me and offer to help me. If she refuses, remember she's shy. I'd want someone who wouldn't force themselves on me or who'd be very loud. Volume is another thing for shy people. If you're shy, normally loud noises scare you off more, which is why a lot shy girls go for quieter boys and not the loud ones.   
Be polite and gentlemanly. Ask her how she is and be nice, as you feel your relationship getting better, ask her to sit with you at lunch etc. Eventually, ask her to join you in a group or by yourself to go somewhere crowded. NOT A CINEMA. As a shy person, a cinema would seem very romantic and would have a pressure to be romantic added to it. Go somewhere quiet and where lots of people are, like a mall or a park. Don't try any moves on her either, just let her get used to being around you, your sense of humour etc.   
Also, if you do get with her, TAKE. IT. SLOW. If she is shy, she will NOT be prepared to do sexual things by the drop of a hat, more than anything, she'll probably be mortified by that idea. You have to again put the gentle method in here, your main affections towards her until she's more comfortable, should be periods of hand holding and light kisses. When you sense that she's ready, then you can go onto other things. Be careful that her choices on what you two do aren't down to pressure but by what she actually wants to do.   
I can't speak for that part of what I said, but I am an incredibly shy person, so as a shy person I can say what I think on this.   
Go slow, be gentle and consider that she may have issues and triggers. Don't push her and enjoy getting to know her!
Be gentle with her, if she's shy and has perhaps gone through a mental trauma, you need to be delicate and treat her kindly and sincerely.
I'm a very shy person, if I were looking for a boy, I'd want one who would be nice to me, smile at me and offer to help me. If she refuses, remember she's shy. I'd want someone who wouldn't force themselves on me or who'd be very loud. Volume is another thing for shy people. If you're shy, normally loud noises scare you off more, which is why a lot shy girls go for quieter boys and not the loud ones.
Be polite and gentlemanly. Ask her how she is and be nice, as you feel your relationship getting better, ask her to sit with you at lunch etc. Eventually, ask her to join you in a group or by yourself to go somewhere crowded. NOT A CINEMA. As a shy person, a cinema would seem very romantic and would have a pressure to be romantic added to it. Go somewhere quiet and where lots of people are, like a mall or a park. Don't try any moves on her either, just let her get used to being around you, your sense of humour etc.
Also, if you do get with her, TAKE. IT. SLOW. If she is shy, she will NOT be prepared to do sexual things by the drop of a hat, more than anything, she'll probably be mortified by that idea. You have to again put the gentle method in here, your main affections towards her until she's more comfortable, should be periods of hand holding and light kisses. When you sense that she's ready, then you can go onto other things. Be careful that her choices on what you two do aren't down to pressure but by what she actually wants to do.
I can't speak for that part of what I said, but I am an incredibly shy person, so as a shy person I can say what I think on this.
Go slow, be gentle and consider that she may have issues and triggers. Don't push her and enjoy getting to know her!
#138823 to #138790 - anonymous (06/15/2014) [-]
That's a lot of good information, so for starters, thank you for that.

See, I was once an extremely shy/awkward person and I still am when I'm around people who are awkward, I just don't know how break the ice. I'm just worried that I'll ask her to do something, we'll go to do it and it'll just be one tense awkward palooza. I can currently only talk with her through text which is why I wanna ask her to do something and I'm still not too sure of what to do. On top of everything, I'm leaving for college 6 hours away in 2 months, so I feel bad but she just seems too perfect for me to let go, I'd be able to visit frequently because of 4 day weekends every week, so there's that I guess.

tl:dr -places to go, My friend group is very different from her's, so I don't think a group thing would work too well, neither of us are really that fond of extremely crowded places like malls either. -conversation, normally I'd feel compelled to just be honest with her, but I don't want to rush things.
User avatar #138825 to #138823 - womanexplain (06/15/2014) [-]
One thing you probably know as someone who has experienced shyness, is the art of silence. If you're comfortable with someone, silence becomes just as comfortable as talking.
Just ask her to get ice cream with you or something. Quiet places, that have some people in them. Also, if the conversation doesn't flow, prepare questions to ask her in your head before you go incase you feel it gets awkward, that way, when you start getting that horrible feeling of 'oh god this is so quiet' you'll have a back up. Just ask her to meet you in the park for a walk or something, if you both have dogs, take them on a walk together, that'd be an ice breaker.
Just try and relax, and if the conversation really doesn't work, then enjoy college and move on.
#138842 to #138825 - anonymous (06/15/2014) [-]
One final question, you being a shy girl, is there any subtle things I should look for to even tell if she's interested? I, being a guy, lack the innate ability to read woman 100% accurately.
User avatar #138843 to #138842 - womanexplain (06/15/2014) [-]
If I ever do feel an interest in someone, I pay them more attention than others. If she's replying to your texts in an animated manner most of the time, she's possibly feeling it. To be honest, love is always risky, just more so with shy girls/guys.
User avatar #138786 to #138782 - nigalthornberry (06/15/2014) [-]
If you have an account message me later or post it later this is more of a thing that may take a little time.
But start asking her how her day was, Goodmornings and goodnights and tell her little sweet things eventually she'll open up about something in her past but one thing i need to tell her is that you better honestly like her and not just want her to fuck.
User avatar #138795 to #138786 - nigalthornberry (06/15/2014) [-]
I just realized that the end of that kind of got fucked up

I meant you better honestly like her, don't be a guy that will fuck and go
User avatar #138792 to #138786 - womanexplain (06/15/2014) [-]
Yes ^^^^^ this is VERY imortant.
#138781 - endospore (06/15/2014) [-]
Bit of an odd question, but I'm planning on proposing to my girlfriend in a cute way and I think I found something perfect. Any Hello Kitty people know if this is an official product and if it's priced reasonably? (Note: Obviously I'm putting a real ring in that box instead of the presumably stuffed ring in there.) I know it's not too much money, but love doesn't make me stupid enough to get ripped off >.>

www.ebay.com/itm/2002-JAPAN-Sanrio-HELLO-KITTY-PRINCESS-LOLITA-LACE-RING-Doll-Figures-deco-NEW-/251195460221?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item3a7c6a8a7d


And on the actual advice part, does this seem like a good idea to everyone? She loves Hello Kitty and similar cute things, but I'm just a tad worried that it might be too childish for a proposal. I don't want her to be embarrassed to tell anyone how I proposed.
#138829 to #138781 - saltybanana (06/15/2014) [-]
damn she a cutie btw?   
   
okay honest opinion thats cheesy as fuck yo! but you said she loves the hello kitty swaggz and shits like that, so i dont think in my opinion its a bad idea   
   
like its a 50/50 on this one. yes it sounds childish but i remember having a gf who was mad in love with ugly doll so i got her ugly dolls for every anniversary we had we were already in our early 20s btw , had the best sex after words maaan!! she squizzed the tip in so many good ways!!    
   
okay sorry to get off topic, but its what she will like. you know your woman better than any of us faggets do here. if you think its the most fucking genuis idea ever den by all mean dude go for it and do it! it'll be cute too cause when you guys look back at it, she;ll always look at the hello kitty toy from the day you proposed to her,instead of some gay ass box. am i right?
damn she a cutie btw?

okay honest opinion thats cheesy as fuck yo! but you said she loves the hello kitty swaggz and shits like that, so i dont think in my opinion its a bad idea

like its a 50/50 on this one. yes it sounds childish but i remember having a gf who was mad in love with ugly doll so i got her ugly dolls for every anniversary we had we were already in our early 20s btw , had the best sex after words maaan!! she squizzed the tip in so many good ways!!

okay sorry to get off topic, but its what she will like. you know your woman better than any of us faggets do here. if you think its the most fucking genuis idea ever den by all mean dude go for it and do it! it'll be cute too cause when you guys look back at it, she;ll always look at the hello kitty toy from the day you proposed to her,instead of some gay ass box. am i right?
User avatar #138803 to #138781 - meowman (06/15/2014) [-]
I don't think this is a good idea. This seems way too childish. Just go on ebay or amazon and buy a simple ring box. This would be a cute idea if it were some other piece of jewelry rather than a proposal. Side note, how old are you two?
User avatar #138797 to #138781 - womanexplain (06/15/2014) [-]
I'm sorry, but...
THAT IS THE WORST PROPOSAL IDEA I HAVE EVER FUCKING SEEN.
HONEST TO GOD.
I know everyone is different, but jesus christ that is one horrible idea.
Please, no matter what a girl's interest, a box standard engagement ring will be enough. Get her a gorgeous ring that you can afford. Even if she likes Hello Kitty, you don't have to base the ring around that. PLEASE buy a normal ring, I THINK she'd like that more.
#138799 to #138797 - endospore (06/15/2014) [-]
Thank you for entirely misunderstanding. I have the ring already, family heirloom deal, yadda yadda and it's not based on Hello Kitty at all. I'm just talking about essentially using that stuffed animal instead of a normal box since the ring doesn't have a box, being an antique.

Especially since I didn't pick out the ring, I want something related to the proposal that I did pick out and has meaning to the both of us.
User avatar #138818 to #138799 - womanexplain (06/15/2014) [-]
Oh, apologies.
I didn't realise, sorry.
But still, no. Buy a pretty wooden box, something engraved with your initials or something, get something pretty made, I'm sure you could for less money and it'd be less cheap looking.
Anyway, good luck!
User avatar #138780 - marinepenguin (06/15/2014) [-]
While working out I was thinking about random shit like I normally do when I'm in the zone. And I had a thought, could you somehow soak marshmallows in alcohol, let them dry out, cook them, and put them in smores? I had this random scenario I thought of where I got a bunch of random people drunk at a bonfire for consuming a ton of alcohol spikes smores.

This question is purely hypothetical, I'm definitely not going to attempt this regardless of the answers given.
User avatar #138841 to #138780 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
You know, even if it does go up in flames, quickly blowing off the fire from the marshmallows could leave you with a pretty good 'flavorful' marshmallow.

Assuming it doesn't explode.
Also assuming you could blow it out.
#138830 to #138780 - saltybanana (06/15/2014) [-]
fucking genius man, noble prize award worthy!   
   
yeah sounds like a good idea, but alcohol s flammable btw.    
so they'll just catch fire and no one gets marshmallows. den you get thrown out of the group, all sad and alone, because you don't have marshmallows anymore, decide to kill yourself by alcohol poisoning but remembered that you wasted it all on those damn marshmallows that are now burnt.   
   
could avoid all that if you simply switch to direct tv?
fucking genius man, noble prize award worthy!

yeah sounds like a good idea, but alcohol s flammable btw.
so they'll just catch fire and no one gets marshmallows. den you get thrown out of the group, all sad and alone, because you don't have marshmallows anymore, decide to kill yourself by alcohol poisoning but remembered that you wasted it all on those damn marshmallows that are now burnt.

could avoid all that if you simply switch to direct tv?
#138831 to #138830 - marinepenguin (06/15/2014) [-]
We already have direct tv.
We already have direct tv.
#138833 to #138831 - saltybanana (06/15/2014) [-]
well.....   
   
   
i cant help you there anymore
well.....


i cant help you there anymore
User avatar #138828 to #138780 - teoberry (06/15/2014) [-]
I'd say do like a control test first so you don't set people on fire.
User avatar #138832 to #138828 - marinepenguin (06/15/2014) [-]
I'll bring a clipboard. Shit will be so scientific.
User avatar #138787 to #138780 - nigalthornberry (06/15/2014) [-]
Alcohol is flammable

Roasting flammable items is never a good idea
User avatar #138800 to #138787 - marinepenguin (06/15/2014) [-]
That did cross mind. But you don't always have to catch the marshmallow on fire. Could just slow cook it higher above the fire. I just didn't know if the alcohol would burn off no matter what.
User avatar #138804 to #138800 - meowman (06/15/2014) [-]
Things can burn even if they are not in direct contact with a flame. This is called a flash point. A temperature at which a flammable substance will burst into flame. So depending on what alcohol you use and what the flash points are, this may or may not be a safe idea. But also, i'm not sure if marshmallows would actually absorb alcohol
User avatar #138805 to #138804 - marinepenguin (06/15/2014) [-]
Understandable, it was just an idea. I wouldn't say it's unsafe though, you're already holding objects over an intense flame that are capable of catching fire already.
User avatar #138806 to #138805 - meowman (06/15/2014) [-]
Very true, but alcohol burns with a lot more energy than a marshmallow
User avatar #138807 to #138806 - marinepenguin (06/15/2014) [-]
I know that, it's worth experimenting with I think, just for shits and giggles.
User avatar #138808 to #138807 - meowman (06/15/2014) [-]
If you want to try it then go for it. I'd be curious as to see if it actually works or not
User avatar #138809 to #138808 - marinepenguin (06/15/2014) [-]
Well if I ever attempt it I'll make sure to let this board know.
User avatar #138760 - slendermanspenis (06/15/2014) [-]
Hey guys so I've been pressuring myself lately to buy another hamster. I want another hamster but I am also trying to save up my money for my travel to America and I don't know what to do. I had my heart set on a female winter white but I just don't know what to do. I asked other people if I should or shouldn't and they all said "Its up to you" but they don't seem to realise how much this making me frustrated. So what do you guys think? I currently own a Chinese hamster named Ash, buying some fishes in a months time, 2 cats one got pregnant and gave birth to two and getting another on the way.
#138821 to #138760 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
Honestly, you may need to slow it down on the animals there, buddy.,

If you haven't enough money to fly to America, then you clearly haven't the money in the case of an emergency.

Having lived in a poor family, I somewhat regret ever getting pets. We never had the money to help them.
We haven't really had a pet, outside of fish, that died of natural causes. A few became really ill, but we couldn't afford the testing or medication and had to opt to put them down.
The one that hit me the hardest was my cat Tiger. I got him when I was 7. He died when I was 16. 9 years old.
How did he die?
We neglected to keep getting him haircuts, forgot one time and let it slide for a few months and he ended up getting a really nasty hairball caught in his throat.
He spent 3 days trying to cough it up. On the second day I begged my mom to take him to the vet. We went. $1,400 for surgery. They wouldn't put him down. They would only do the surgery.
So we went to the local ASPCA and asked if they would put him down. It was an unlucky day for us because the bitch behind the counter said they "have never put down an animal and will not ever do it."
It was a lie. She was just swamped with work. We even showed her the website and everything. She still denied us.
We didn't have any money for the vet to put fluids in him or do anything. The $275 trip had already drained all of my money and my parents were barely scraping buy. Another $400 for fluids just wasn't going to happen.
The next day, Tiger died. He died laying in front of the food bowl. He died hungry. He died thirsty. He died in pain. And there was nothing I could fucking do but watch because of the shit experiences we had with the Vet and ASPCA.

Don't be like me. Take care for your pets when they need it the most. Have money aside just in case something like this happens.

Pic related, it's Tiger when he was 5 years old.
User avatar #138926 to #138821 - slendermanspenis (06/16/2014) [-]
Your story touched me it really did. Hamsters need attention but don't need much work done to them depending on how many you have. Say you have one in a cage to itself you clean it out once a week and fill their bottle daily. You refill their food bowls whenever they finish and the cats (they're my moms she looks after them) And I wont be getting my fish until august. I'll be getting a job/college where I get paid in both. So my animals wont be forgotton and wont be ill I know all the signs. My chinese hamster already had conjunctivitis when I got him and I cleared it up for him.
User avatar #138767 to #138760 - skydiving (06/15/2014) [-]
Why not slowly save up for both? How much is the hamster you want, anyways?
User avatar #138769 to #138767 - slendermanspenis (06/15/2014) [-]
£10 for one £17 for two. The cage is £40 also. So I don't know.
User avatar #138774 to #138769 - skydiving (06/15/2014) [-]
Plus enough food and shavings and shit each month. Expensive animals. My only question is why buy a hamster when you're just going to go on a trip anyway so you can't spend time with it? I suggest going on the trip, and then saving up for the hamster.
User avatar #138776 to #138774 - slendermanspenis (06/15/2014) [-]
Well I'm not moving there within 3-4 years. I have another wood shavings (Large bag) and I have a whole ice cream tub filled to the top with food. All I need to get is; cage, accessories and one or two hamsters. Plus apparently the hamsters I want don't live very long 2-3 years max.
User avatar #138777 to #138776 - skydiving (06/15/2014) [-]
Then go for it.
User avatar #138778 to #138777 - slendermanspenis (06/15/2014) [-]
Okay. I want to thank you on taking the time to help me out. My head is much more clearer and my shoulders seem much more lighter.
User avatar #138779 to #138778 - skydiving (06/15/2014) [-]
Haha you're welcome.
User avatar #138761 to #138760 - georgesmoustache (06/15/2014) [-]
Sell kittens, get hamster.
User avatar #138762 to #138761 - slendermanspenis (06/15/2014) [-]
My mother doesn't want to sell the kittens for some unknown reason. This is my cats 3rd lot of litter who she hasn't killed yet we've been meaning to get her spaded but haven't got the money right now will do in about 6-12 weeks when they're weaned. I also have money to get the hamster if I wanted it to but its the thought about not being able to make it over there in the target time I want. I asked my fiancé what he thought of it and he said it was up to me and he'd help either way.
User avatar #138763 to #138762 - georgesmoustache (06/15/2014) [-]
Hamsters aren't too expensive are they? If it really bothers you that much save money on other things like less fast food
User avatar #138764 to #138763 - slendermanspenis (06/15/2014) [-]
I don't eat fast food at all really. I haven't been to McDonalds in 2 years and never been to KFC/ Burger King. And hamsters aren't cheap at all £10 for one or £17 for two. But the cage was £40.
User avatar #138768 to #138765 - slendermanspenis (06/15/2014) [-]
I have money I got £90 on my birthday which was last weekend but I promised myself I would put it straight into my bank account and save up. But after the past 3 days I've been considering getting another little critter.
User avatar #138770 to #138768 - georgesmoustache (06/15/2014) [-]
I think you should just do it. Buying the hamster won't stop you from going.
User avatar #138771 to #138770 - slendermanspenis (06/15/2014) [-]
Alright thank you for your suggestion. I'm going to keep thinking about it for another 30-60 minutes and I'll let you know my decision.
#138758 - Spikeydeath (06/15/2014) [-]
I dont know what to do/ what the fuck is wrong with the ER I am near. I have been throwing up for 10 days, they have given me the same anti naseua stuff the two times i have been there. I tell them it doesnt work they dont care and shuffle me out. I can't stop throwing up. Any advice on how to stop this annoying shit
User avatar #138827 to #138758 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
Woah.
Go back there and stay as long as possible. Show them that you are taking the anti-nausea medicine and that it's not working.

Puke on them if need-be.
10 days of consistent puking isn't normal.

Go at a different time than you usually do. This way a different shift gets you.
#139186 to #138827 - Spikeydeath (06/18/2014) [-]
went to a different ER got hospitalized
User avatar #139191 to #139186 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
Did they figure out what was wrong?
#139192 to #139191 - Spikeydeath (06/18/2014) [-]
My body was rejecting food due to it being so starved it fought against all food.
I am also thinking of suing the other er
User avatar #139193 to #139192 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
If you have the time and money, by all means try for it.
It's pretty bullshit that they would just keep pushing you away.

Also, if you really want to, you could sue them for a ridiculous amount of money and settle for less. (This way you still get a decent sum when they bargain with you to bring it down.) If you're in it for the money; Although defaming them would be equally as good.
User avatar #138754 - groovyalpaca (06/15/2014) [-]
I'm really bad/awkward at making people feel better. When people cry, it makes me super uncomfortable and I'm not sure what to do/say. I can, however, help if I'm not face to face with them. Is this some kind of sympathy stage fright?
#138773 to #138754 - skydiving (06/15/2014) [-]
In my experience, when I'm crying or telling people emotional shit, I'm not going to them to have them make me instantly better or for them to solve my problems. The reason I'm going there is for the comfort of knowing someone cares enough to listen and that I have someone decent to talk to. Instead of feeling pressured to fix the problem (I guess unless they ask you for help or your opinion on what to do,) I suggest just making sure they're okay, and listening and making sure they know they're not alone. Sounds cheesy, but yeah.
User avatar #138742 - severepwner ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
So I got my driving permit a couple days ago. Any overall tips about driving from FJ?
User avatar #138834 to #138742 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
When you're starting out:

Two hands always on the wheel.

Check dem mirrors constantly.

You should constantly be on the look-out for other drivers; Understand and anticipate their actions. Drivers are stupid, stupid people and they'll do whatever they feel like.

When driving on the highway/ interstate -- 18 wheelers get the right of way. Fuck driving laws. They want to get in your lane? You slow down, flash your brights, and let them in front. (Or speed up if you're too far ahead; Whichever choice would be quicker is the one you do.)

Miss your exit/ turn? You can always take the next exit/ turn. There's always an alternate route. Bring a GPS when you go driving on the interstate/ highways.

When you're comfortable with driving, and only when you're driving with parents who are also comfortable with your driving, you can go 5mph over the speed limit. It's the normal flow of traffic. Just don't do it on roads with no traffic, and sure as hell don't do it in front of a driving instructor.

And for the love of God, stay in your lane. I've had people almost slam into my car head on at 50mph+ because they can't stay in their own damn lane.
User avatar #138788 to #138742 - nigalthornberry (06/15/2014) [-]
Don't jerk the wheel
Pretend the gas pedal is an egg
Start stopping a reasonable distance from the light, not full on braking just lightly then gradually put more on
User avatar #138749 to #138742 - marinepenguin (06/15/2014) [-]
Be on your phone as much as possible. Any occasion you can check facebook, twitter, or anything that takes your eyes off the road, take it.
User avatar #138746 to #138742 - ampt (06/15/2014) [-]
Try to always be aware of what is around you. If you need to evade something (tire blowout, branch, person...) you need to know where there is space around you that you can move into without causing other drivers trouble (sometimes there isn't any room though). Good luck.
User avatar #138745 to #138742 - ScottP (06/15/2014) [-]
Stay on the lane you need to be. Don't rush while driving; if you're late, you're late. Don't tailgate.
User avatar #138744 to #138742 - machamango (06/15/2014) [-]
I mean I don't think you don't already know this but just to emphasize on it, don't be a dick while driving. You could piss off the wrong people and overall it's just shitty to do.
User avatar #138707 - anaphase (06/15/2014) [-]
Tips to get over a break-up?
User avatar #138853 to #138707 - anaphase (06/16/2014) [-]
Thanks for all your replies guys, I appreciate it. I've decided I'll start hitting the weights and take up archery again to distract me, as well as piano and violin.

Things are sorta shit at the moment coz I have a 3000 word major assignment for uni that was due 4 days ago that I haven't started, and an exam I haven't studied for tomorrow. Plus this.

Phek.
#138747 to #138707 - saltybanana (06/15/2014) [-]
Fap fap aaand fap, beat yo dick like it owes you money!!

find the better self in you man. i personally think starting a new self as in working out will help you forget that bitch. try finding a hobby dont do non of that gay shit like WOW or LOL you'll justy gain weight and lose self esteem when i went thru my first break up i started to hit the gym to let go of all my anger, andf i think it was the best decision of my life.

try that out man, bitches love the muscles
#138741 to #138707 - womanexplain (06/15/2014) [-]
Get outside, do things you want to do but have not been able to do because you've had to compromise with a partner, go nuts. Just do not, whatever you do, do not rebound. If you do that, you'll feel like a walking sack of shit.
User avatar #138852 to #138741 - anaphase (06/16/2014) [-]
Yeah, there's a chick across the road I was thinking of going for to distract me. I'm aware that it's a terrible idea to do that, but I'm not really sure why?
User avatar #138858 to #138852 - womanexplain (06/16/2014) [-]
Because, you're using someone and that person won't be aware of it and you need to have the strength to not rely on others when things get hard and to be able to stick it out, if you lower your self esteem by avoiding an issue with meaningless sex, it'll come round again.
User avatar #138884 to #138858 - anaphase (06/16/2014) [-]
You're right. Thankyou.
User avatar #138859 to #138858 - womanexplain (06/16/2014) [-]
the issue that is
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User avatar #138734 to #138707 - ScottP (06/15/2014) [-]
Work out and ask your friends to force you outside your house. Also talk about it with close friends to get the residual emotions out.

But whatever you do, don't watch "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind" or "500 Days of Summer"
User avatar #138719 to #138707 - Orc (06/15/2014) [-]
tug it
User avatar #138713 to #138707 - thatnigger (06/15/2014) [-]
Do something. Work out, play games, find someone else when you're ready and not because you want to fill a void. Using dating sites to find people is becoming more common nowadays as well, so keep that in mind when you're ready to move on.
User avatar #138697 - axb (06/15/2014) [-]
Do you think a couple months of bliss, happiness you've never felt before and likely never will again, are worth a year or so of pain?
User avatar #138699 to #138697 - Orc (06/15/2014) [-]
It depends. What are you talking about?
User avatar #138702 to #138699 - axb (06/15/2014) [-]
I promised I wouldn't share the details, but to sum it up in a word, love.
User avatar #138703 to #138702 - Orc (06/15/2014) [-]
What is love?
User avatar #138743 to #138703 - benjamino (06/15/2014) [-]
BABY DON'T HURT ME
User avatar #138704 to #138703 - axb (06/15/2014) [-]
If I knew that I wouldn't be asking strangers on the internet for advice on it.
#138705 to #138704 - Orc (06/15/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** I met this chick in college that I really liked. I obsessed over her at the time. Not like stalking her or anything, but literally pretty much every moment I thought about her. We were pretty good friends for a while I'd say, but she eventually just dropped me out of her life completely, so obviously I wasn't that important to her. I never got a shot with her, and I don't think about her much anymore, but, without a doubt in my mind, I still wish she would've given me a chance, so I would say that it is worth it. Even if I hadn't gotten along with her afterwards, I still think that short period of time of happiness and that long period of sadness would be way better than the misery of what I went through. I'm not sure exactly how closely related the two stories are, but I think I'm feeling it now, Mr. Krabs.
User avatar #138706 to #138705 - axb (06/15/2014) [-]
That's actually really helpful, thanks. The stories aren't quite the same, but the answer applies.

To an extent.

You see, in my case the feeling is mutual. We're both in love. But I really can't see this ending any way but badly, because long story short, we have to keep this a secret from everyone we know. That's why I'm being so vague; even the people I know here that know nothing of my IRL friends don't know about this.

What I'm most scared of isn't being hurt, I'm scared of hurting her.
#138927 to #138706 - anonymous (06/16/2014) [-]
Fuck keeping it a secret.
Secrets are a poison and even if everyone shuns you for it, hates you for it, you love this girl, just go for it and fuck what everyone thinks.

They're not you, they can't decide what direction your life takes nor should they influence it. What they want is not important no matter what you think.
User avatar #138709 to #138706 - thatnigger (06/15/2014) [-]
If you have to keep it a secret, then it's not worth it. Someone will get hurt, if it gets leaked, it will hurt more. Don't hurt others for happiness, because you won't be as happy as you could be if you know it'll end up hurting the other.
User avatar #138712 to #138709 - axb (06/15/2014) [-]
I see what you mean, but the thing is I don't think it's possible to not hurt her.

I'm sorry, I wish I didn't have to be so vague.
User avatar #138715 to #138712 - thatnigger (06/15/2014) [-]
Don't go out:
Hurt her because she wants it but she doesn't have to regret anything and neither do you.
Go out:
Hurt her because it'll never last as you say.
Have to keep it a secret and to run the risk of it getting out there as well as the fear of it getting out there and can cause stress
May regret which will also cause stress and it's something you can't take back.
Alternative:
Just hug each other really tightly, accept that it can't happen and both move on together, knowing that you could have had something but at the risk of a lot more.
User avatar #138723 to #138715 - axb (06/15/2014) [-]
The thing is, I've hurt her before. I didn't realize it, but one day she messaged me, drunk, and that's when I found out about her feelings for me, but also that I'd broken her heart. I wish I could explain to you how perfect she is, then you'd understand how badly I must have hurt her for her to think she's anything less than an angel. I've only just managed to convince her that yes, she is beautiful, and I'm trying to convince her that there's nothing wrong with her.

This was probably a bad idea. I appreciate you and Orc trying to help me but I don't know if you can with such little information.
User avatar #138724 to #138723 - thatnigger (06/15/2014) [-]
So you basically stumbled across a hole by accident, then started to dig a bit in it and now it's unstable to the point where trying to climb out will cause it to break, or keep digging will cause it to break?

If both will hurt her and you're that in love with her, go down with her I guess. Tell her you know it'll hurt you as well, but if you're both going to be hurting then maybe it'll be easier on you both. Which either it is, you decide I guess, I don't have enough information to know which is which but you probably do.
User avatar #138725 to #138724 - axb (06/15/2014) [-]
Thanks man. That analogy is perfect.

I'm sorry I made this so hard, but thank you for trying anyway. If anything you've allowed me to look at this logically. Thank you for that.
User avatar #138726 to #138725 - thatnigger (06/15/2014) [-]
No problem, if you know what to do know or I've set you on the right path, my job here is done. Good luck! :3
User avatar #138727 to #138726 - axb (06/15/2014) [-]
Thanks, and good luck with whatever you're facing too.
#138728 to #138727 - thatnigger (06/15/2014) [-]
Mine aren't that bad, but I guess we all got a few problems on our hands. I already got advice for it though, and I know what I'll do. Just gotta wait it out.
User avatar #138729 to #138728 - axb (06/15/2014) [-]
Well, good luck with it. Hope it turns out alright.
User avatar #138708 to #138706 - Orc (06/15/2014) [-]
Not trying to be le meanyhead , but if you're probably going to hurt her in a bad way at the end, how can you say you're in love with her? Or, how do you think you're going to hurt her? I am confused.
User avatar #138710 to #138708 - axb (06/15/2014) [-]
Because I honestly don't see a way I can't hurt her. If we break it off it would hurt her, and if we keep going it would hurt her.

I wish I could explain, but a promise is a promise.
User avatar #138730 to #138710 - womanexplain (06/15/2014) [-]
Do you want my advice on this or are you all set?
User avatar #138783 to #138730 - axb (06/15/2014) [-]
If you have advice to offer then the more the better.
#138784 to #138783 - womanexplain (06/15/2014) [-]
If your relationship with this girl will mean that not only you two but other people will be hurt then it's not worth it. Any relationship born from the bad feelings of others will always fail and when you two do break up, people will still remember what you did and hate you for it.   
It's better to move on now, understanding that there will be others than to ruin things around you and make a bad situation worse.   
Sometimes, it's true, when you love something, you have to let it go. I'm also guessing that you're young too, don't rush into relationships. For every girl you think is amazing, there will be another even more so. If the situation for you two to share love isn't healthy, then forget it.    
Maybe this will hurt you, but there isn't another choice. You have to be brave and do the right thing.
If your relationship with this girl will mean that not only you two but other people will be hurt then it's not worth it. Any relationship born from the bad feelings of others will always fail and when you two do break up, people will still remember what you did and hate you for it.
It's better to move on now, understanding that there will be others than to ruin things around you and make a bad situation worse.
Sometimes, it's true, when you love something, you have to let it go. I'm also guessing that you're young too, don't rush into relationships. For every girl you think is amazing, there will be another even more so. If the situation for you two to share love isn't healthy, then forget it.
Maybe this will hurt you, but there isn't another choice. You have to be brave and do the right thing.
User avatar #138785 to #138784 - axb (06/15/2014) [-]
Then how do you think I should go about doing that without hurting her?
User avatar #138793 to #138785 - womanexplain (06/15/2014) [-]
You can't not hurt her. You absolutely cannot avoid that now, no matter what you do, that is something you have to accept. However, you'll hurt her a hell of a lot more if you carry this through.
User avatar #138796 to #138793 - axb (06/15/2014) [-]
I see what you mean.

Thanks for the help. I'll try and work something out that doesn't hurt her too badly. I just hope it works.
User avatar #138736 to #138730 - thatnigger (06/15/2014) [-]
I've taken your job. :3
#138738 to #138736 - womanexplain (06/15/2014) [-]
Y... You have?
Y... You have?
#138739 to #138738 - thatnigger (06/15/2014) [-]
W-We can share. O-Okay?
#138740 to #138739 - womanexplain (06/15/2014) [-]
O... Okay...
O... Okay...
User avatar #138735 to #138730 - thatnigger (06/15/2014) [-]
I think I got this, but the more the better I'd say.
User avatar #138711 to #138710 - Orc (06/15/2014) [-]
relationshipexplain, pls help this man explainrelationship
User avatar #138731 to #138711 - womanexplain (06/15/2014) [-]
REPORTING FER DUTY M'GUVNA
User avatar #138718 to #138711 - thatnigger (06/15/2014) [-]
Is womanexplain I think.
User avatar #138732 to #138718 - womanexplain (06/15/2014) [-]
N- Niggy
#138751 to #138733 - anonymous (06/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #138755 to #138751 - thatnigger (06/15/2014) [-]
Why luluwho?
Just wondering is all.
User avatar #138753 to #138751 - thatnigger (06/15/2014) [-]
More specifically, Half English, Half Nigerian.
User avatar #138752 to #138751 - thatnigger (06/15/2014) [-]
I'm black...
User avatar #138714 to #138711 - axb (06/15/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/relationshipexplain

I swear the world hates me sometimes.
User avatar #138716 to #138714 - Orc (06/15/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled user luluwho ** Come on, man. We're on a budget. Help pls.
User avatar #138717 to #138716 - Orc (06/15/2014) [-]
Ugh, fuck, not her.
User avatar #138694 - dreadedsin (06/15/2014) [-]
Any ideas how to deal with a friend of a friend that has a severe ego problem.
User avatar #138835 to #138694 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
That's also an attention problem.
Hooray for insecurities~

If it's a friend-of-a-friend, whom hangs out with your friend a lot... It's a tough one to avoid.
I would say just don't hang out with that friend when you know the friend-of-a-friend is going to hang out.
Some things people will have to out-grow on their own. The nicer thing to do is to let nature take it's course and have him change on his own... Or 'help' that change by snapping and screaming at him and telling him everything he's doing that is annoying... The latter isn't a nice choice at all, but it is a choice; No guarantee he will change from it though.
#138748 to #138694 - saltybanana (06/15/2014) [-]
tell that muthaphacka to suck a dick!   
   
is his ego by far like stoopid thru the roof? as in he walks in the place like his the top shit? yeah no one like those turds. best thing is todo is just ignore his ass.  thats the best weapon you can give to them. if youre really good friends doesn't hurt to tell them to turn it down a notch. i personally would like it if someone told me if i started to act like a dick. dont be scared to speak out too man, dont be embarrassed if he's bugging you. gif related
tell that muthaphacka to suck a dick!

is his ego by far like stoopid thru the roof? as in he walks in the place like his the top shit? yeah no one like those turds. best thing is todo is just ignore his ass. thats the best weapon you can give to them. if youre really good friends doesn't hurt to tell them to turn it down a notch. i personally would like it if someone told me if i started to act like a dick. dont be scared to speak out too man, dont be embarrassed if he's bugging you. gif related
User avatar #138757 to #138748 - dreadedsin (06/15/2014) [-]
His ego is so far through the roof that it can nearly touch the top of the tallest building in the world, and ignoring him just makes it worse. Cause he will get to the point of shouting and screaming.
User avatar #138817 to #138757 - saltybanana (06/15/2014) [-]
hmmm this takes drastic measures den.

honestly only thing i can think of is play his game fight fire with fire but only when your around him? cant be doing it all day, den you get no pussy mang.

or just dont fucking hanghout with him in general. ask your friend to kick it with you and just say you dont wanna see that fagget
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