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#160677 - anonymous (10/30/2014) [-]
Hey guys just a quick opinion. Is it better to tell a girl you like her in person or online?
I know it's a stupid question but I physically can't tell the girl I like. I like her cause she's all the way on the other side of the world.
I was thinking of just telling her I like her through skype or maybe a viber call but I feel like that's a really bad thing to do.
I'll probably see her in six months when I visit her but I feel like I should tell her soon

I'm having this feeling that I should tell her now so I don't regret not telling her in the future.
I don't really care about being rejected. It'll probably hurt though
User avatar #160798 to #160677 - churrundo (10/31/2014) [-]
Tell her before she takes a "real" person. It happened to me last year. I'm getting out of the consequential depression (it was more complicated than I put it) just now. Do it.
User avatar #160779 to #160677 - severepwner (10/31/2014) [-]
I was about to say "No you really got to do it in person, you guys can't transfer emotion to each other over text and hardly over phone."

But now that I know the situation that changes a little.

Ok 6 months is a long time to wait for someone, so I guess you'll just have to do it online. Here's what I suggest though, the reason doing it in person is ideal, is the transfer of emotions. Eye contact, physical touch, hearing each other's voices directly, it's practically magic. Because of this, the ideal thing would be a video call if possible. Step down from that is phone call (phone or skype), and don't go a step lower.

Just do your best and get it done, it'll clear your head one way or another.
#160686 to #160677 - minutes ONLINE (10/30/2014) [-]
Sometimes you need to do what feels right instead of what sound logical. Just go with it and do it through a call. A damn lot can happen in six month, don't wait this long.
#160678 to #160677 - locosive (10/30/2014) [-]
Weird. I thought I logged in.
User avatar #160679 to #160678 - anonassassin ONLINE (10/30/2014) [-]
just do it m80. I usually go with instincts for these things. If you really feel like you should tell her about it, then do it. You already said that you have no fear of rejection, so why do you still ask?
If you are going to tell her online, call or something, maybe even a video call if you feel like it.
#160670 - padorak (10/30/2014) [-]
I need everybody's help with this.   
   
If any of you guys aren't busy right now I would appreciate some of you guys who have made youtube videos to give me, phil and alek some advice on what not to do when making a video.    
   
I know I have a problem with being loud in the videos but I've gotten a lot better in the recent recordings(not yet videos).    
   
So if you guys could give some advice about our style and videos that you be amazing.   
   
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvaYi7F8kbY&list=UUs6qGXD9FLLcKiE-8f0DgCA
I need everybody's help with this.

If any of you guys aren't busy right now I would appreciate some of you guys who have made youtube videos to give me, phil and alek some advice on what not to do when making a video.

I know I have a problem with being loud in the videos but I've gotten a lot better in the recent recordings(not yet videos).

So if you guys could give some advice about our style and videos that you be amazing.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvaYi7F8kbY&list=UUs6qGXD9FLLcKiE-8f0DgCA
User avatar #160723 to #160670 - paintskillz (10/30/2014) [-]
My advice might not be the best but I do have 36 subs. You got the right voice for it and your friend needs a better mic. People like short videos and relevant titles and your thumbnails are pretty decent. Make videos that you would enjoy watching
User avatar #160689 to #160670 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (10/30/2014) [-]
Honest opinions going in:

Things that drew me away
> Title
"Sexy Aztec Men: Lara Croft: GoL Episode 1 Part 1"
No parts for episodes. Too long of a title.

> Content
Let's plays are over-killed. You need something more interesting, man.

> Intro
Completely dull.
"Hey guys welcome to Looshes Online, I'm Phil."
'this is patrick'
Audio quality was really, really horrible. Do not use XBL's group conversation for this. Use Skype. You're recording with a capture card; It isn't that hard to open up Skype on your computer and get Audacity to record that as well. Even if your friend has to do something awkward to use Skype. This is the greatest downside to console gaming, but it's the path you've chosen...

Next, you didn't really know where to go. No real plan for the video. Just "Hey let's make videos and get famous!" "THIS'LL BE GREAT"
You need to plan out what you're going to say. You need to keep it alive. Make it professional, man.

Also, I don't know anything about "GoL," why Lara Croft is in it, why I should care about the game, and why I should care about a game that's already far outdated. It's not a classic of any sort. It's not obscure enough to be funny. No interest in watching.
User avatar #160690 to #160689 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (10/30/2014) [-]
> YouTube Channel name
LosersOnline...
Losers.... Online....

> Not something everyone will find bad, but honestly your friend's voice irks me.
No offense. But even if he is gay, that's the obnoxiously fake gay voice. Everything is played up. It's annoying on purpose. I can't stand it.
That's just me, though. Yet it is something that may draw people away.
#160713 to #160690 - padorak (10/30/2014) [-]
I didn't know my voice was irk...able.
I'm sorry it's the way I talk most of the time and I don't even realize it.

oh well thank you and everybody who replied.
We need the advice, we aren't necessarily trying to get famous we just want to make some we can laugh at and if other people like it then so be it.

We know we are going to be absolute trash in the beginning, but that's why we are looking for advice. Phil put one of our funny gta moment montages on here a while ago and it was noted that there was too much screaming from me and I've since shut the fuck up but we are still working on a lot.

This video wasn't supposed to be grasping in any way we just wanted more than just gta videos.

This is patrick by the way, I'm trying to help phil find better alternatives for audio and future videos. I can't do much with computers but I want to help him the best I can
#160674 to #160670 - genericnewfag (10/30/2014) [-]
lets plays are unoriginal and boring. kind of a bad place to start.
lets plays are unoriginal and boring. kind of a bad place to start.
User avatar #160688 to #160674 - padorak (10/30/2014) [-]
There are other videos of us eating really weird food that are going to be put up eventually.
User avatar #160668 - mondominiman (10/30/2014) [-]
I don't know if I should go to work or stay at home today. I feel like shit, what started off as slight sore throat monday turned into something much worse today. I have a stuffy nose, can't breach much without coughing, I feel awful thing is though that I haven't put in a full 40 hours worth of work in months. Not my choice really it's just either been super slow at work or the boss was a dick and would only make us work 2-3 days giving us a few hours total. Now that I have the chance to put in a full weeks work this comes up.
User avatar #160672 to #160668 - padorak (10/30/2014) [-]
If you feel like you can't perform your job correctly then maybe you should consider staying home.
User avatar #160667 - divergence (10/30/2014) [-]
Any advice for staying up ALL DAY LOOOOONG?!
User avatar #160799 to #160667 - churrundo (10/31/2014) [-]
Quit weed. At least that's what's doing it for me right now...
#160675 to #160667 - genericnewfag (10/30/2014) [-]
go outside. walk n shit.
go outside. walk n shit.
User avatar #160671 to #160667 - padorak (10/30/2014) [-]
Act like there's a due date for something you didn't know existed and you will never sleep.
User avatar #160660 - thisistheguy (10/30/2014) [-]
Got three weeks left in school before break, and want to make it fly by as soon as possible, anyone have any suggestions of what to do? I find I've got nothing to do at night from like 10-whenever I sleep.
User avatar #160661 to #160660 - thisistheguy (10/30/2014) [-]
I'm also not dreading school here, it's just my living situation sucks dick, it's basically impossible to sleep before 1 am in the dorms, I am a tiny bit homesick not really and also I'm moving out next semester to study abroad in Spain
User avatar #160669 to #160661 - padorak (10/30/2014) [-]
Read and sleep my friend.

Like get really invested in something so it really does fly by.
User avatar #160663 to #160661 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (10/30/2014) [-]
Raise your IQ; Read books.
#160656 - anonymous (10/30/2014) [-]
I got drunk with one my my best friends
he's male and i'm female
we got onto the subject of porn
i told him that i like rape porn
he started grabbing me "you wanna be raped? yeah? yeah?"
told him to stop fooling around

now i'm wondering what would've happened if he didn't stop. and how awesome it would be. god i regret it so much.
User avatar #160780 to #160656 - severepwner (10/31/2014) [-]
From my experience, that kind of openness is only achieved when you're pretty damn drunk. I suggest you two get drunk again and steer toward that direction, and just say what's on your mind. If you're both drunk there's no way it could go wrong, because there's no lies, no hate.
#160680 to #160656 - anonymous (10/30/2014) [-]
you know it's not rape if you consent...
#160676 to #160656 - genericnewfag (10/30/2014) [-]
if you get into this sort of shit make sure the person you're with is mature enough and establish a safe word beforehand
if you get into this sort of shit make sure the person you're with is mature enough and establish a safe word beforehand
#160659 to #160656 - horroranime (10/30/2014) [-]
10/10 would be the rapist   
   
 In all seriousness,   
If he really was your friend, he wouldn't rape you even if you wanted it. It's a matter of man vs woman respect. If he really wanted to rape you, he'd just shoot roofies into your drink, wait until your passed out drunk, or just get you drunk enough to not remember why you woke up in bed with him the next day.   
   
In your scenario, I'm imagining that this is a party. Rape right then and there would could go 2 ways. Group rape , or every one kicking the guys ass.
10/10 would be the rapist

In all seriousness,
If he really was your friend, he wouldn't rape you even if you wanted it. It's a matter of man vs woman respect. If he really wanted to rape you, he'd just shoot roofies into your drink, wait until your passed out drunk, or just get you drunk enough to not remember why you woke up in bed with him the next day.

In your scenario, I'm imagining that this is a party. Rape right then and there would could go 2 ways. Group rape , or every one kicking the guys ass.
User avatar #160622 - BwainPhreeze (10/30/2014) [-]
Stuck trying to decide between going for an Economics or Computer Science degree (major) ?
User avatar #160648 to #160622 - horroranime (10/30/2014) [-]
Computer Science- Lots of programming involving code. Java, Ruby, PHP, C, C# etc. Will get you a job working for software engineers. Designing the new antivirus, coding plugins, and making new databases for private companies. THIS DEGREE IS NOT DESIGNED FOR MAKING WEBSITES. It's much more complicated than making websites.

Economics-Lots of simple statistical math. The degree is more like a study than something that will get you a job. You may be able to be a low end accountant, a manager, or work under an entrepreneur.
User avatar #160630 to #160622 - paintskillz (10/30/2014) [-]
Economics - Become a teacher, work at a bank, dream of starting a business instead of working at one
Computer Science - Likely have a job with a salary higher than that of an economics major.
Just my opinion
#160623 to #160622 - luigipimp (10/30/2014) [-]
do economics, become president and get a blowjob from a intern
User avatar #160624 to #160623 - BwainPhreeze (10/30/2014) [-]
will prime minister do? (from UK)
#160626 to #160624 - luigipimp (10/30/2014) [-]
and make sure you get caught and apologize for doing it, get away for doing it by asking what the definition of "is"
User avatar #160627 to #160626 - BwainPhreeze (10/30/2014) [-]
they need a wikihow page for this shit
#160628 to #160627 - luigipimp (10/30/2014) [-]
also smoke weed but say that you didnt inhale when you admit to it
#160621 - shameonapony (10/30/2014) [-]
Probably not the best board, but my pc was recently wiped and I'm looking for a picture.

It's one of those 'draw your own' type deals with a sketch that people fill in, like the one attached
<------

It's a girl, she's making the ':3' face, and people usually make her represent a country.

Halp, plz
#160639 to #160621 - chewythewolftwo (10/30/2014) [-]
Maki Badfox is what you're looking for.
I also have all the country/etcs too. All of them.
#160712 to #160639 - shameonapony (10/30/2014) [-]
THANK YOU

LIFE SAVER
User avatar #160619 - chewythewolftwo (10/30/2014) [-]
So I met a girl a month or so ago through a mutual friend, and we instantly had a connection. She lives a moderate drive away so I haven't seen her since but it's not out of the realm of possibility to make the drive. She's really hard to talk to, though. Not because I can't, but because she's so painfully shy and un-talkative that I can barely eek a long conversation out of her. I know she likes me, got her to tell me so when we were together in person. But I have no idea how to sustain it if I'm texting/skyping her and she's so... Brick wall.

Thoughts?
User avatar #160781 to #160619 - severepwner (10/31/2014) [-]
You honestly need to try and set something up between you two so that you meet in person. Because that's way too difficult to work with over the internet. Obviously you got to take the lead, godspeed, so perhaps you guys could have a long date some day? Or you could take a short vacation over there? Like a weekend perhaps?
User avatar #160811 to #160781 - chewythewolftwo (10/31/2014) [-]
That's pretty much my plan, I think that's gonna be my best bet
User avatar #160821 to #160811 - severepwner (10/31/2014) [-]
I like going over for a weekend. Nothing establishes a relationship than staying at their house. Or vice versa.
User avatar #160710 to #160619 - logickid (10/30/2014) [-]
Watch emotional shit together like Lion King or the end of White Chicks

and if you can handle the torture: Twilight if she likes it or not.

Or something terrible yet funny at the same time, so you don't have to care about what's happening on the screen, all though nothing painful like Birdemic: Shock and Terror or Birdemic 2.

Get her gifts.

Shit like that.
#160654 to #160619 - anonymous (10/30/2014) [-]
Lob it out and slap her round the face with it.
User avatar #160651 to #160619 - horroranime (10/30/2014) [-]
My friend has been down the same exact path you're talking about. The two did start dating in secret, because the girl was too shy to admit she was dating him. They dated for several months. Eventually the girl hinted that she wished to be kissed, but every time my friend would try to kiss her, she'd curl up as if she didn't want it. Then roughly 2 weeks later, she was already talking about sex. The two haven't even kissed yet. She became pissed, and blamed it on him for not being assertive enough. They broke up shortly afterword.

This is only one scenario, I am definitely not saying your situation will end up like my friend's.
User avatar #160673 to #160651 - chewythewolftwo (10/30/2014) [-]
Aye, I've already kissed her and all that jazz so I know she's not that timid, I just need to figure out how to get her to ope up a little bit more giggity
User avatar #160631 to #160619 - paintskillz (10/30/2014) [-]
Assuming she does in fact like you I would suggest you figure out a common interest that you share and start there. Or find out what kinds of things she likes, music/tv shows/movies etc and learn all you can about it and then talk to her about those things even if you're just pretending to like it. Eventually ask her to hang out and watch your "favorite" show or movie together sometime. Quoted favorite because it doesnt actually have to be your favorite
User avatar #160633 to #160631 - chewythewolftwo (10/30/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, I know about some of her interests (Pokemon, cosplay, etc) which are mutual between us, but even then, she's really really.. Dull isn't the right word. Distant maybe? I know she likes me quite a lot (Lot of backstory to that) but she might just be really horrible at tconversating?
#160610 - fistpump (10/30/2014) [-]
I'm English, and will be travelling to France next year with my girlfriend for a holiday to celebrate our anniversary. I said I'd try to improve on my French a little (I learned basic French in high school + college) so I could ask/talk to people in their native tongue. My girlfriend's mum said that would be very arrogant of me.
Is it arrogant to, as an English-speaker, talk to somebody in their own language? Anyone here not from an English speaking country? Would you be offended if somebody clearly foreign tried to talk to you in your language?
User avatar #160782 to #160610 - severepwner (10/31/2014) [-]
Ok that's a load of shit.

Natives in every country should be fully aware of tourists, especially places like the U.S., France and the UK. Doing your best to speak the language of the country you're in is not arrogant, it's what necessary for you to communicate with people there, and they should appreciate the effort, not be all like

"HON HON, FILTHY FOREIGNER SHOULD NOT EVEN TRY!"
User avatar #160711 to #160610 - logickid (10/30/2014) [-]
Just make sure you know how to read french, not speak it.

All though in-case have your French speaking skills on hand, IN CASE

English is your main language in France yo.
User avatar #160652 to #160610 - horroranime (10/30/2014) [-]
I can not stress this enough. SPEAK ENGLISH, most french people get extremely offended if you speak to them in french, but you don't speak it well and don't have their french accent.
User avatar #160658 to #160652 - horroranime (10/30/2014) [-]
They feel that if you don't have their language mastered, you shouldn't be using it.

It's like if I were claim your waifu as my waifu, get a body pillow of it, make love to it every night, and then admit that I've never even seen the mango/animu that the waifu is from.

If you stick to English, the frenchys will understand that you are foreign from the very start and try and communicate with you regardless. Most frenchys speak english too.
#160620 to #160610 - anonymous (10/30/2014) [-]
it's better to at least try speaking the same language as they do, you'll notice that if you speak just english to a waiter in france they won't be as happy but if you at least try then they get that 1- you're not from around here 2- you actually care about where you are and the people around you.

they prefer basic than nothing.
#160613 to #160610 - genericnewfag (10/30/2014) [-]
make sure to say Salut in the most northern english accent you can muster. French people love it.
make sure to say Salut in the most northern english accent you can muster. French people love it.
User avatar #160707 to #160613 - fistpump (10/30/2014) [-]
that's helpful, because i'm so northern that it actually sounds like i'm saying it how the french would, as i drop the t. i just sound a little aggressive when i say it.
that just might be crazy enough to work/get my ass handed to me by a walking garlic clove.
User avatar #160607 - kegget (10/30/2014) [-]
When a guy wakes up with a boner, does it mean he wants sex?
User avatar #160783 to #160607 - severepwner (10/31/2014) [-]
Well guys almost always want sex, but as far as morning wood goes, they don't wake up with sex on the mind. If you were to start getting sexual with a man with morning wood, then you're golden.
User avatar #160645 to #160607 - misticalz ONLINE (10/30/2014) [-]
HI JQ
User avatar #160646 to #160645 - misticalz ONLINE (10/30/2014) [-]
YOURE NOT JQ
SHUT UP
User avatar #160647 to #160646 - kegget (10/30/2014) [-]
We do it to your music
User avatar #160649 to #160647 - misticalz ONLINE (10/30/2014) [-]
IM CONFUSED WHO ARE YOU
User avatar #160650 to #160649 - kegget (10/30/2014) [-]
I'm your worst nightmare
User avatar #160632 to #160607 - paintskillz (10/30/2014) [-]
Morning wood, or nocturnal penile tumescence (NPT) as it’s known to boner scientists, is the spontaneous occurrence of erections while you sleep. On average it happens three to five times per night.

Causes
1. Full Bladder
If you don’t take a leak before bedtime, your bladder can press against sensitive nerves that control erections.

2. Oxygenation
Your body tissue needs oxygen-rich blood for proper function, and your penile tissue is no different. Essentially, a nocturnal boner is your penis taking its vitamins.

3. Sweet Dreams
You’re not aware that you’re dreaming, and neither is your penis. That’s why it’s responding to imagined escapades with admin and joshlol as if dreams come true, which–in this case–they never will, sorry.

4. Nitrous Oxide
Your body’s natural N2O plays a part in both sleep and enlarged blood vessels, which combine to take you to Morning Wood City.
User avatar #160634 to #160632 - kegget (10/30/2014) [-]
But when i try to wake him up with some fun sometimes he just like goes "nyehhhhh!" the rolls over and pulls the cover over his face.

Or i'll try it when he wakes up and he's like "no, i gotta pee" then goes and pees, and i try again and he's like "i need to wake up, i need tea"

Well i need some lovin'
User avatar #160637 to #160634 - paintskillz (10/30/2014) [-]
Can't help you in that department but the bladder part in number 1 kinda explains what you mentioned.
Honest truth time
1. All guys watch porn
2.Yes, Even guys with gfs if he says he doesnt hes a god damn liar
3. Guys dont always want to have sex
4. Morning boners are not related to being horny 90% of the time
User avatar #160638 to #160637 - kegget (10/30/2014) [-]
I know he watches porn, i don't even want to think about what i found on his web history.

But i think i have a higher sex drive than most men, i get really frustrated and pissed off because of it, i watch porn literally every night and it just isn't enough. We only have sex like once or twice a week

Do you think i have a problem?
User avatar #160642 to #160638 - paintskillz (10/30/2014) [-]
It's only tv shows and movies that play men off as having insatiable desires to have sex with the woman who always says no but real life isnt like that. My ex gf wanted to have sex all the time and I didnt because I would much rather just hang out and do something different every once and awhile. BJ's are better than sex imo so maybe start doing that a little while after he actually gets up. But no you dont have a problem, both of you sound normal
User avatar #160640 to #160638 - ScottP (10/30/2014) [-]
I don't have any idea on what is considered the "normal" amount for a couple to have sex every week, so I'm gonna' say that seems plenty enough. I mean you two do other things unrelated to sex right?
#160614 to #160607 - genericnewfag (10/30/2014) [-]
guys always want sex
guys always want sex
User avatar #160641 to #160614 - ScottP (10/30/2014) [-]
Eh I've had times before with my ex when she wanted to have sex but I just wanted to lie down with her and watch a movie or something.
User avatar #160616 to #160614 - kegget (10/30/2014) [-]
That is not true
User avatar #160595 - neonnurse (10/30/2014) [-]
Alright so I need some help. For theater class we have to perform a monologue from a play. It has to be 2-3 minutes, from a published play, and can't be from Othello, Oedipus, Antigone, Waiting for Godot, Tartuffe, and a few others. Can anybody give me some ideas? The teacher is looking for less known plays, not really shakespeare. Any suggestions?
User avatar #160800 to #160595 - churrundo (10/31/2014) [-]
The Vagina Monologues
User avatar #160784 to #160595 - severepwner (10/31/2014) [-]
What are the requirements exactly?
User avatar #160802 to #160784 - neonnurse (10/31/2014) [-]
It has to be at least 2 minutes, from a published play, and can't be something we've gone over in class. So Othello and a lot of shakespeare is out, Oedipus and Antigone, Wiating for Godot, Tartuffe, and a few others.
User avatar #160819 to #160802 - severepwner (10/31/2014) [-]
Ok I'd have to put some thought into that, I might get back to you, but just google something. Shouldn't be too hard to find, something you like depends on you.
User avatar #160599 to #160595 - sugoi ONLINE (10/30/2014) [-]
Hamlet.
Kaiki Deishuu Soliloquy.

That's the only ones I remember lulz.
#160594 - anonymous (10/29/2014) [-]
I'm without a doubt addicted to milk. I drink at least one liter per day and I don't like the taste of pure water so I porbably drink half a liter in one week.

My dad tells me I should stop but keeps buying milk without any arguing and no one else (mom,siblings(older) hassaid anything).

I'm 17, when will I die?

Should I stop, how do I do?


I hate milk (recently found ice tea, tasty as fuck but it's full of sugar, shouldn't replace one addiction with another...
User avatar #160662 to #160594 - iridium (10/30/2014) [-]
Depends.

1: Are you white? This matters because the majority of people who can digest milk are northern Europeans.

2: Whole/2%? I drink a lot of milk but I've switched to skim, 1% if that's not available. It's really thin, yes, but it's not that bad once you're used to it. If not I just drink Almond Milk or Soy Milk, those are fine as well and don't have any lactose.
User avatar #160653 to #160594 - horroranime (10/30/2014) [-]
Milk is awful for your body in high amounts when you're not a child anymore. It's high in fat content (especially whole and Vitamin D milk) and contains lactose. Lactose is difficult for your body to digest. That's why drinking too much milk in a short amount of time will cause you to feel sick and possibly vomit. milk challenge

I don't think you're talking about iced tea. Iced tea is just straight water and tea packet. You're talking about sweet tea I believe.

In my opinion, sweet tea would be a better choice than milk, but it's still bad. Sugar isn't all that bad. It's just if you're using the sugar or not. If you drink sweet tea, and then sit on your ass, That's Bad. But it wouldn't be much better if you were to drink milk and doing the same thing. At least with Sweet Tea, you have the possibility to work it off by being active. I'm not saying that milk can be worked off, it just takes a lot more for milk to be worked off, because it's fat.
User avatar #160604 to #160594 - genericnewfag (10/30/2014) [-]
Milk isn't that healthy, you should probably stop.
#160601 to #160594 - anonymous (10/30/2014) [-]
Some people in the south drink it every morning and night with breakfast and dinner, you probably aren't gonna die but a lot of people become lactose intolerant as they grow older.
User avatar #160596 to #160594 - sugoi ONLINE (10/30/2014) [-]
You think you're gunna die from drinking just 1 liter of milk per day?
It's recommended adult guys drink like 3 liters of water, you really think you're gunna die from milk?

Go make you're own ice tea and substitute sugar with honey or something.
User avatar #160597 to #160596 - sugoi ONLINE (10/30/2014) [-]
Oh fuck I wrote "you're" instead of "your".
Spend years forgetting the ' and now it haunts you forever.
User avatar #160593 - alhemicar (10/29/2014) [-]
After more than two years of being in the most rock-filled school in the entire country, I'm starting to kind-of like these urban music styles

Is this gud or bed?
User avatar #160664 to #160593 - iridium (10/30/2014) [-]
Who the fuck cares? If you like rap and everyone around you likes dubstep, fuck what they like, what you like is the only thing that should matter to you.
User avatar #160643 to #160593 - ScottP (10/30/2014) [-]
Diversity is good
#160583 - anonymous (10/29/2014) [-]
So I've been thinking about my life and life itself recently. And last night, three dreams came up. Or four, I can't really remember.

1. Me and a little kid
2. A huge ass social fuck-up
3. Me and the little kid, except he's now grown up, and I love him, caring for him (no homo)
and 4. Secks with a girl

Now 1 and 3 mean alot to me for some reason, I've been thinking about love and what I see love as, and I've never really loved someone in the way I did with the little kid, until nowish, see, there's this girl I love and I almost love her kinda the way I did with the little kid, except I'm much more sexually interested in the girl, unless if she denies me, so If she denies me I'll still care for her (long story, don't ask), and if she becomes the love of my life, then she's the love of my life.

Any idea on the meaning of the dreams? Or what I should do? I really don't know what to do with the information at hand right now guys.
User avatar #160665 to #160583 - iridium (10/30/2014) [-]
Freud had no scientific basis in much of what he said. Your dreams matter little.

Think about life and live it the way you want to.
#160709 to #160665 - anonymous (10/30/2014) [-]
"Any idea on the meaning of the dreams? Or what I should do? I really don't know what to do with the information at hand right now guys."
User avatar #160724 to #160709 - iridium (10/30/2014) [-]
I just told you, they matter little. Their meaningful value is little.
User avatar #160600 to #160583 - sugoi ONLINE (10/30/2014) [-]
Dreams hold no meaning, they're just crazy shit.
#160566 - anonymous (10/29/2014) [-]
How to get rid of freakishly clingy girl? I didn't text her for maybe 7 hours, I checked my phone after class, 47 messages, 21 missed calls. All her. How do I remove her from my life? Senior year of college I need to live again. She doesn't let me party anymore. Nothing, at all. All her, all the time. Tried just blocking her but she finds a way. She won't accept I don't want to be with her stupid ass anymore.
User avatar #160666 to #160566 - iridium (10/30/2014) [-]
Break up with her. Don't let her goad you back in, no matter what she does.

And bring something to defend yourself for the love of God.
#160606 to #160566 - genericnewfag (10/30/2014) [-]
murder. or just tell her straight up instead of blocking.
murder. or just tell her straight up instead of blocking.
#160602 to #160566 - anonymous (10/30/2014) [-]
If you're legitimately concerned about your safety, you might just have to get a restraining order. No contact and she can't be around you unless she absolutely has to. If she violates it, you can call the cops to get rid of her.
User avatar #160580 to #160566 - hoponthefeelstrain (10/29/2014) [-]
send a text telling her it's over and nothing will change that.
#160584 to #160580 - anonymous (10/29/2014) [-]
Doesnt work. Tried.
User avatar #160577 to #160566 - makotoitou (10/29/2014) [-]
you gonna die
User avatar #160576 to #160566 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
Just tell her you're not interested in her...
If you have to, bring it up with your school's administration, and go from there.

Worst case scenario? You call the cops and get them to help you out.
#160570 to #160566 - anonymous (10/29/2014) [-]
keep on ignoring, once she confronts you on the the fact you have been ignoring her just tell her the truth.
User avatar #160569 to #160566 - paintskillz (10/29/2014) [-]
Ahh yes the classic psycho girl. I imagine shes told you she was going to kill herself before right? Yeah that's all bs so just truly ignore her and dont acknowledge her existence, it may take awhile but eventually she'll find a new person to latch onto and continue her search for attention
#160573 to #160569 - anonymous (10/29/2014) [-]
No never said that, im more worried that she may eventually kill me.
User avatar #160575 to #160573 - paintskillz (10/29/2014) [-]
Well you're lucky then man cause she could be that crazy. Honestly I think the best thing you can do is keep ignoring her
#160560 - anonymous (10/29/2014) [-]
so f I've been invited to advertise some vemma/verve stuff - anyone ever done that, is it good? i've done some googling on the matter and i t seems ok, tho it demands a fair amount of work to make it worthwhile - the people offering says it's a huge opportunity, I say it seems shady.
Any advice ?
User avatar #160581 to #160560 - megasharkman (10/29/2014) [-]
A lot of people do it in college and lose money. Don't do it. The product sucks anyway.
User avatar #160567 to #160560 - paintskillz (10/29/2014) [-]
It's a classic pyramid scheme. You pay money to be able to sell a product that is not in any stores because nobody wants it and the only way for you to earn back what you paid to join is to go out and convince your retarded friends into paying to sell the shit too. If you want to make money, get a real job and don't go fucking around spending money on scamming get rich quick schemes.
User avatar #160572 to #160567 - sabertoothmoose (10/29/2014) [-]
yeh, that's what i'm thinkin. but it's not excactly a pyramid scheme as far as i've seen - tho your second point is very relevant. ty
#160603 to #160572 - anonymous (10/30/2014) [-]
Pretty sure a pyramid scheme wouldn't work if everyone involved knew it was a pyramid scheme. Just be a delivery driver for a pizza place or something, it's pretty low pressure and you basically just drive around making stops.
User avatar #160562 to #160560 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
Explain what type of advertising?
#160571 to #160562 - anonymous (10/29/2014) [-]
Network advertisement, you tell people you know about it, and if they join the ride you get points, and points=pay. The catch is that I have to buy a monthly supply of drinks, and in order to break even i need to recruit people. It sounds a bit like pyramid scheme, but it's huge company, and they are sponsoring some pretty well know people, don't remember who, but there was two NBA teams and a NASCAR dude + Oprah and Dr. Oz (dunno if that's right).
Network advertisement, you tell people you know about it, and if they join the ride you get points, and points=pay. The catch is that I have to buy a monthly supply of drinks, and in order to break even i need to recruit people. It sounds a bit like pyramid scheme, but it's huge company, and they are sponsoring some pretty well know people, don't remember who, but there was two NBA teams and a NASCAR dude + Oprah and Dr. Oz (dunno if that's right).
User avatar #160574 to #160571 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
It's a pyramid scheme.
Honestly, none of those people endorse the product.

I've never even heard of it until you posted about it.

Don't go for it.
Same crap as Vector Marketing.
User avatar #160555 - hoponthefeelstrain (10/29/2014) [-]
what do you guys think about girls with the industrial bar ear piercing?
User avatar #160655 to #160555 - horroranime (10/30/2014) [-]
I think it's kind of attractive when a girl has stud piercing. Like on their earlobe or nose. Bar piercings are pushing it, but in most cases, I still find attractive. As long as the piercing is short and simple and not flashy, it's kind of hawt.
User avatar #160582 to #160555 - thatnigger (10/29/2014) [-]
I'm not too into them but that honestly is just my opinion. They do look good sometimes, I've just never been into piercings I guess.
User avatar #160561 to #160555 - marinepenguin (10/29/2014) [-]
Depends on the girl. Known a few who are cool, known a few whobsre batshit insane.
#160554 - ilookatnsfwusing (10/29/2014) [-]
Is it true that white males aged 18-25 have harder times with college, (acceptance and scholarships), than others who are female and/or different races?

Can you provide any sources?
User avatar #160657 to #160554 - horroranime (10/30/2014) [-]
Getting into college is a pain in the ass unanimously. Except if your completely out of the country of the college you're applying for. SOO many foreigners in college that really shouldn't be there.
User avatar #160598 to #160554 - axeul (10/30/2014) [-]
If you are white or asian, you're gonna have a bad time. I wish I had a great great great great great great great great great Native American grandparent so I could put down Native American. Being considered asian sucks. It's worse than being white for applications
User avatar #160568 to #160554 - paintskillz (10/29/2014) [-]
Yes, especially if you are white and have a combined family income of over 250k.
>Be me
>Perfect grades 4.0
>also white and wealthy family
>no scholarships, no ivy league schools
User avatar #160563 to #160554 - makotoitou (10/29/2014) [-]
ya since no monis bcuz muh affirmative action
User avatar #160541 - sweetellie ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
I'm confused, when people talk about moving to another country and then needing to get a visa what do they mean by it? My debit card's a visa, is it the same thing?
User avatar #160550 to #160549 - sweetellie ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
Why do they call it a visa when it's a different thing, that's so weird. Those links are gonna come in useful though, thank you very much.
User avatar #160551 to #160550 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Visa

Visa Inc. is the company.
Visa is a government document allowing you to travel/ live abroad. Just like a passport, but it's international.

It's not completely rare to see two completely different things with the same name.
User avatar #160543 to #160542 - sweetellie ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
Marvelous, thanks m8.
User avatar #160545 to #160543 - hoponthefeelstrain (10/29/2014) [-]
no in america it's always called a "green card"
User avatar #160546 to #160545 - sweetellie ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
I'm confused now but ok haha
User avatar #160547 to #160546 - hoponthefeelstrain (10/29/2014) [-]
just google it bro
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