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User avatar #152534 - ipostcp (09/01/2014) [-]
funnyjunk.com/advice/152474#152474

So girl just messaged me back. She seems pretty normal, like it didn't happen type of thing. I'm glad she didn't make it weird or something ;P.
User avatar #152521 - herblegerble (09/01/2014) [-]
Anyone got tips for writing a uni personal statement? It's seriously starting to stress me out because I don't even know where to begin.
#152544 to #152521 - youregaylol (09/01/2014) [-]
Pretend that you're the person you always wanted to be. Be articulate. Don't stress your past achievements over what you plan to achieve. Make them believe that you're different from the pact. Be confident without being arrogant. Humility with potential equals someone with the capability to learn and the desire to improve.

Remember that in any conversation you're a salesman, the product is you and you have to make them buy. Picture this personal statement as your sales pitch, why do they want you? What makes you different from everyone else? Do you have realistic goals? Are you interested in surpassing those goals? What makes you worthy of their brand?

You need to ask yourself, are you worth it? If you're not don't even bother writing anything, you've already failed. If you have what it takes you need to make them understand that they need you. That's the goal here, making them want you. If failure is an option you didn't get the memo and you're ready to achieve your goals, ask them if they want to be part of your success story, because they need to know you're going to make it regardless, you're just giving them an opportunity on the ground floor of the enterprise that is you.
User avatar #152545 to #152544 - articulate (09/01/2014) [-]
Wow, weird. I'm also writing a letter of personal intent. Thanks for the tips.
User avatar #152515 - heraske (09/01/2014) [-]
I just experienced sleep paralysis.

It fucking sucks dick. Luckily, I was able to wake myself up, but holy shit, trying to differentiate from dream to reality is really difficult.
User avatar #152549 to #152515 - moarpotatos (09/01/2014) [-]
I get it really often. As an avid lucid dreamer I typically have little trouble in getting back into a dream, however, my suggestion would be that, next time you get SP, try to only focus on your breathing, and don't even think about moving or hallucinating or anything.
User avatar #152568 to #152549 - scapeartist (09/01/2014) [-]
I've always wanted to get into lucid dreaming. Do you have any suggestions on how I can accomplish this?
User avatar #152577 to #152568 - moarpotatos (09/02/2014) [-]
Absolutely!

First off, I want to direct you to this website: www.world-of-lucid-dreaming.com/
It has a plethora of great information.

Now, here are the 4 most important things:

1. You absolutely must must MUST have a dream journal. No exceptions. When you wake up, before you think about anything else, remember what you were dreaming about and write it down. It'll be hard at first, but you will train your subconscious into thinking dreams are important information and it will get much easier to remember.
2. Reality checks. Look up some good ones and find what suits you. In dreams, the part of your brain responsible for logic is inactive, so batshit crazy occurrences will seem perfectly normal. However, dreams have certain... "glitches" in them. The only way to have a lucid dream is to exploit one of these "glitches". For example, in dreams, you will usually have way more or way less fingers on your hand. So, a great reality check (also my favorite) is to check your hands. If you have an obscure number of fingers, holy shit you're dreaming. You have to train yourself to reality check as much as possible. You have to do at least 20 reality checks a day, no less. That way, it will become habit and you will do it in a dream. Find two reality checks you like and do them consistently.
3. The technique that works wonders for me and a lot of other people is called Wake Back to Bed (WBTB). There are a lot of variations, but the basic idea is you wake yourself up in the middle of the night after your REM cycles have begun, stay awake for 20 minutes or so while thinking about lucid dreaming, and then go back to sleep.
4. Say "tonight I will have a lucid dream" 10 times a day. Think about lucid dreaming before bed. Go on reddit.com/r/luciddreaming. This is all to train your subconscious.

Do those 4 things and you will have your first LD in no time. And don't get discouraged, it took me months to have my first. Feel free to PM me anytime.
User avatar #152556 to #152549 - heraske (09/01/2014) [-]
It was raining outside and I could hear the drops hit the ground, but when I went into SP, it turned into a buzzing sound similar to that of a swarm of mosquitoes. I was like "Oh shit oh shit oh shit" because for some reason I knew I was in SP because I could see shit but couldn't move/felt like I was paralyzed. I didn't see anything as I only was looking at my wall, but I didn't want my brain to fuck me over.
User avatar #152506 - repugnantpug (09/01/2014) [-]
Well guys, I'm about to friendzone a girl who likes me heaps but that I'm just not into beyond friendship. I'm pretty certain about the way I feel about her, she's nice and pretty great in general but not my type.

Anything before I commit that I should know?
User avatar #152508 to #152506 - aherorising (09/01/2014) [-]
why is she not your type?
User avatar #152509 to #152508 - repugnantpug (09/01/2014) [-]
She's real nice and bubbly and romantic, I don't mind it always if it's in an ironic and self-aware kind of way. She has her head in the clouds a bit, which is fine, and I'm 100% friends with her, but it doesn't do anything for me.

I prefer funnier and more grounded girls, at least by comparison.
#152519 to #152509 - dehumanizer ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
is that a code for beeing fat?
User avatar #152526 to #152519 - repugnantpug (09/01/2014) [-]
Nah, she's got a mostly normal look, not fit but not fat.
#152527 to #152526 - dehumanizer ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
Then you are a faggot chad and need to get gassed.
User avatar #152510 to #152509 - aherorising (09/01/2014) [-]
hmm, fair enough. I'd miss someone like that if she were gone though.
User avatar #152511 to #152510 - repugnantpug (09/01/2014) [-]
Yeah I hope she doesn't take it too much to heart. I really don't want to be the bad guy in this somehow.
User avatar #152507 to #152506 - sugoi (09/01/2014) [-]
Have no regrets.
And shit is going to be awkward between you two if you're too direct.
User avatar #152512 to #152507 - repugnantpug (09/01/2014) [-]
Yeah I can see how that'd be good to avoid. I'll try not be too harsh or too obvious in my language.

Thanks!
#152505 - theaveragetard (09/01/2014) [-]
I ordered some proteins from the UK and along with the package they gave me some coupons for free stuff: Basically two boxes of www.graze.com/uk/ this thing and another coupon for a 250g bag of coffee for 1£ instead of 7£. I cannot redeem them because I live in Italy, if there's any UKfag around who wants these coupons just let me know! For free of course
I ordered some proteins from the UK and along with the package they gave me some coupons for free stuff: Basically two boxes of www.graze.com/uk/ this thing and another coupon for a 250g bag of coffee for 1£ instead of 7£. I cannot redeem them because I live in Italy, if there's any UKfag around who wants these coupons just let me know! For free of course
#152479 - pendeja (09/01/2014) [-]
I want to try camming to earn a little extra money because my hours are being cut at my day job. If you had a friend who you found out was a cam girl would you lose all respect for her? I don't feel it's as bad as being a stripper or anything I mean there's no physical interaction with anyone else.. And I wanted to have fun with it too; the acting aspect kind of excites me.
I wouldn't really tell the world about it- honestly I probably wouldn't tell anyone in real life. I don't even know if I'm capable of accomplishing anything but I at least want to give it a shot
#152538 to #152479 - ipostcp (09/01/2014) [-]
If you cam, then you need to post links here.
If you cam, then you need to post links here.
User avatar #152517 to #152479 - thirdjess (09/01/2014) [-]
Personally? Yes but not extremely so. It's more like I'd be uncomfortably aware of it, than have lost respect for you, but it depends on how highly I regarded you in the first place.

If you're asking this it means you're probably worried about the personal repercussions, and if your worried it's likely that if someone did lose respect for you based on this you would be very very hurt by it. If both of those statements are true, I wouldn't recommend it at all. I'm a telemarketter, not similar but same vein. People find out I'm a salesperson they say 'just don't call me, ok?' and then they pretend I don't work at all. Water off a ducks back, get used to the same treatement.
User avatar #152504 to #152479 - aherorising (09/01/2014) [-]
ah, yes. If you're gonna do it, it'd be a good idea to wear some kind of mask. it doesn't neccesarily have to cover your entire face, as long as it is enough to make you unidentifyable.
User avatar #152486 to #152479 - aherorising (09/01/2014) [-]
depends, I guess. I think it'd be kind of intimidating and... weird, knowing that several thousand online pervs have seen you naked etc. It's definitely something to be kept secret. But moreover, I'm not sure if it'd be all that healthy for you. For all you know, you'll be talked into some weird fetish that you might enjoy, but would be a turn-off for potential future spouses.
I wouldn't do it unless you really needed the money, and above all be sure to indicate the limit of what stuff you'd do, and try to minimize full body footage aka, either face, or body on-screen, but not both at the same time.
#152481 to #152479 - dehumanizer ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
Strippers get paid more, other than that its the same thing. You are a whore and you belong in a gas chamber.
User avatar #152552 to #152481 - marinepenguin (09/01/2014) [-]
You have some serious fucking issues bro.
#152553 to #152552 - dehumanizer ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
I am the next step in evolution. Advanced physicly,mentaly and spiritualy. The age of women and those who follow them is at its end. The fire rises.
User avatar #152480 to #152479 - sugoi (09/01/2014) [-]
No.
Also if you feel paranoid just buy a stupid mask and wear that the entire time.
#152474 - ipostcp (09/01/2014) [-]
There is this girl I'm snapchatting with and honestly I thought she liked me which is great, then she springs up "Should I send nudes?"

Honestly, I told her I'd rather date her, cause honestly that's true. I think she took that kinda weirdly though. I think I made it awkward.

Any ideas on what I should do?
User avatar #152518 to #152474 - thirdjess (09/01/2014) [-]
I'd leave her sit for a while and wait until she contacts you. Typically I don't encourage these kind of mind-game type dishonesties but I genuinely think she could use some time to mull over it.
User avatar #152514 to #152474 - alexanderburns ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
Send her cp
#152482 to #152474 - dehumanizer ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
Whoa what a fucking whore, sending nude pictures of herself to random strangers she's never even seen. Whoa have fun beeing cuckolded. You know shes unreliable, gonna cheat and make you a feelguy.
Whoa what a fucking whore, sending nude pictures of herself to random strangers she's never even seen. Whoa have fun beeing cuckolded. You know shes unreliable, gonna cheat and make you a feelguy.
User avatar #152525 to #152482 - ipostcp (09/01/2014) [-]
She didn't though. I feel like she was half joking half serious though.

And I know her IRL you dumb fuck.
#152528 to #152525 - dehumanizer ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
Even more pain when she enevetably cheats on you.
User avatar #152530 to #152528 - ipostcp (09/01/2014) [-]
I'm not exactly dating her, nor have I really developed anything for her atm.
#152531 to #152530 - dehumanizer ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
But you are talking to her. Fucking normalfag.
#152532 to #152531 - ipostcp (09/01/2014) [-]
Cause she is a friend of mine. Not every girl you meet is a potential girlfriend. She may be one of those girls. I'm not really to upset.
#152533 to #152532 - dehumanizer ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
>having friends
User avatar #152477 to #152474 - makotoitou (09/01/2014) [-]
take them, and whore her out to us
User avatar #152476 to #152474 - ipostcp (09/01/2014) [-]
It will probably blow over in the morning now that I think about it. At least she knows I'm interested now. Oh well.
User avatar #152478 to #152476 - thatnigger ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
I mean, liking someone and also wanting to date them can be two different things, ya know?
It'll also show you what kind of person she is if this turns out to have pushed her away a little. Try and ask her out soon and just see how it goes.
User avatar #152524 to #152478 - ipostcp (09/01/2014) [-]
That's true, like I said though I'm not really worried about it. She doesn't seem like the kind of person to get weirded out. Besides I think we are (Maybe?) kinda close. I dunno.
#152471 - swiggityswooty (09/01/2014) [-]
hey, should i do acid, how long do trips last, will i be set for school the next day, will it fuck my body up too bad, will a concussion affect anything?
User avatar #152487 to #152471 - aherorising (09/01/2014) [-]
most drugs can have long-lasting disruptive after-effects which can last up to several days. I really wouldn't do acid unless it's a holiday, and it's best to do it with people you trust in case something goes wrong.
User avatar #152536 to #152487 - dcmp (09/01/2014) [-]
if you want to do acid make sure you don't have anything planed for the day you are doing it, and I would recommend the day after as well.
length depends on how much you are taking and if it is actual lsd or something else that mimics it. But generally trips last for 8 hours with the peak being at around 2 hours maybe 3
dont know if concussion will affect it, but I wouldnt do acid if I had a concussion recently
#152535 to #152487 - swiggityswooty (09/01/2014) [-]
so if you have, say a girl in your class who would be willing to babysit you, itd be fine
User avatar #152539 to #152535 - aherorising (09/01/2014) [-]
I... wouldn't do that. People do weird things while on drugs. last thing you want is making an idiot out of yourself, and her gossiping about it to all other girls. Best do it with some people you can trust, or have at least some experience with drugs or handling people with drugs.
#152483 to #152471 - dehumanizer ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
>acid
>school

the authorities have been notified
User avatar #152457 - fjaddictftw (09/01/2014) [-]
I just moved to a new city in May and I still don't have any friends. I want friends... How do I make friends??? I didn't grow up here, I don't know anyone here. Please help.
User avatar #152459 to #152457 - ipostcp (09/01/2014) [-]
Workplace and school. You can also join clubs.
User avatar #152460 to #152459 - fjaddictftw (09/01/2014) [-]
All my coworkers are older or don't speak englis very well. I'm 20 and can't afford college.
User avatar #152488 to #152460 - aherorising (09/01/2014) [-]
where are you? you could try looking for drama or some sort of hobby communities?
User avatar #152493 to #152488 - fjaddictftw (09/01/2014) [-]
Yea I've found some clubs hosted by the college here in town and a few events on MeetUp
User avatar #152495 to #152493 - aherorising (09/01/2014) [-]
awesome! hope it works out. Also, if the people all go to some bar afterwards, see if you can join them. expand your social circle etc.
User avatar #152496 to #152495 - fjaddictftw (09/01/2014) [-]
well I'm not quite 21 yet. And being a college town, they check IDs like crazy.
User avatar #152503 to #152496 - aherorising (09/01/2014) [-]
doesn't mean you can't come right? or do they check id's at the entrance?
Alternatively, what's your current home like? appartment or dorm? does it have a living room, consoles, or anything worth inviting people over for?
User avatar #152542 to #152503 - fjaddictftw (09/01/2014) [-]
yeah if my bf wont mind. It's an apartment
User avatar #152432 - roflstorm ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
How bad should a Poison Sumac rash get before one requires medical attention?

I ask because i got a poison ivy rash that has gotten to the point where it looks like my leg is leaking pizza grease.

I have had a poison ivy rash before, but this is far, far worse than the last time.
User avatar #152461 to #152432 - fruzzinoid (09/01/2014) [-]
Are you fucking retarded?
See a medical professional immediately.
User avatar #152472 to #152461 - roflstorm ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
How are poison ivy rashes supposed to be like?
#152439 to #152432 - usarmyexplain (09/01/2014) [-]
Good gad mother fucker, there is shit you can put on it that stops it from getting to that point. I use it all the time, my wife is allergic to the shit and it works for her too.
User avatar #152436 to #152432 - misterymisterman (09/01/2014) [-]
Sounds like it needs medical attention now, tbh.
User avatar #152427 - ishallsmiteyou (09/01/2014) [-]
Gonna launch fireworks from my hands. Will post pictures. How do?
User avatar #152523 to #152484 - ishallsmiteyou (09/01/2014) [-]
if it looks stupid, but it works (and it did) it ain't stupid. They only went of once though so I never got a picture.
#152428 to #152427 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/01/2014) [-]
User avatar #152429 to #152428 - ishallsmiteyou (09/01/2014) [-]
I am a free man
User avatar #152441 to #152429 - usarmyexplain (09/01/2014) [-]
The real question is what kind of fireworks, some are meant to be thrown, but it's never a good idea to ply with live explosive or incendiary devices.
User avatar #152456 to #152441 - ishallsmiteyou (09/01/2014) [-]
Didn't get pictures since they were one shots. Still have all my fingers though.
User avatar #152426 - warwolfrider (08/31/2014) [-]
Is there a way to block someone from commenting on one of your comments ?
User avatar #152442 to #152426 - usarmyexplain (09/01/2014) [-]
If you block the person they will be unable to reply to your comments
User avatar #152444 to #152442 - warwolfrider (09/01/2014) [-]
I did that but they were still able
User avatar #152446 to #152444 - usarmyexplain (09/01/2014) [-]
did they use a different account?
User avatar #152458 to #152446 - warwolfrider (09/01/2014) [-]
nope It sucks I hate the bastard because everytime I ask something on the boards he always has to be a smart as about it or nit pick about how I worded it or what I want
User avatar #152466 to #152458 - warwolfrider (09/01/2014) [-]
and blocking only stops people from commenting on your content
User avatar #152424 - erikus (08/31/2014) [-]
I have an exam tomorrow, a big one.

It's 1:36 am and I have to wake up at 8:00. I have to drive there and I am very, VERY sleepy at mornings so it's kind of dangerous.

But I'm not sure about stopping studying right now, I have some things to review or the other way I think I'll fail.

What do?
User avatar #152437 to #152424 - makotoitou (09/01/2014) [-]
go the fuck to sleep
User avatar #152431 to #152424 - mahnamesjakers (09/01/2014) [-]
Keep studying if you're gonna be tired anyway you may as well be tired and know your shit
User avatar #152453 to #152431 - ScottP (09/01/2014) [-]
There's a certain point when studying will actually be more detrimental since you will be tiring yourself out without actually retaining any more information
User avatar #152423 - shadowmaul (08/31/2014) [-]
not sure which bored this goes to but

Is there a drug or something that can give you sexual hallucinations? or wet dreams? or wet dreams while your awake? please dont judge me
User avatar #152554 to #152423 - shenro (09/01/2014) [-]
why not just use your damn imagination?
User avatar #152520 to #152423 - thirdjess (09/01/2014) [-]
DON'T MASTURBATE ON ECSTASY, ruins you forever. It's like by some miracle of miracles you had sex with that one super hot person you fantasised about since you were 12, all other sex would be kinda bland after that, right?
User avatar #152489 to #152423 - aherorising (09/01/2014) [-]
shrooms are way too trippy, and so is LSD I think. I've heard ecstacy is often associated to sexual stuff, but not sure about the hallucinations.
The healthier way is to attempt to learn lucid dreaming I guess.
#152473 to #152423 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/01/2014) [-]
Try masturbating on ecstasy.
User avatar #152454 to #152423 - ScottP (09/01/2014) [-]
Masturbation?
User avatar #152433 to #152423 - mahnamesjakers (09/01/2014) [-]
I'm sure people have had these on stronger hallucinogens like LSD and shrooms at high doses but it would pretty much be a gamble if you would have that kind of experience
User avatar #152425 to #152423 - Tyranitar (08/31/2014) [-]
"Man, I give up on girls, I'm gonna fuck my BRAIN!"

Nah, but seriously, I can't think of any drug that would do that specifically. And if there is one out there, it'd probably have the side-effect of killing you.
User avatar #152422 - ilieksheep (08/31/2014) [-]
Question for anyone who wear contact lenses.
I've got monthly ones you keep in cleaning solution when not being used, I haven't wore them for two days and forgot to change the solution.
Went to put them in this morning, there are like 3/4 smallish brownish looking patches on them, tried running them under water, rubbing them to try and remove the patches, and since left them in new cleaning solution, but no dice.

Halp?
#152421 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/31/2014) [-]
I have no friends, stay at home all day apart from part time job 11 hours a week, I don't want any friends or a girlfriend, I don't want anything, the fuck am I supposed to do? I'm gonna go for a full time job and get my own place, then continue.
User avatar #152492 to #152421 - aherorising (09/01/2014) [-]
" fuck female companions, aquire currency"

Either way, whatever makes you content. If you can live a happy life gaming, reading, and watching series, then you're a lucky one because many people depend on others for happiness.
#152485 to #152421 - dehumanizer ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
Enjoy lfie, look at how happy Pepe is.
User avatar #152490 to #152485 - aherorising (09/01/2014) [-]
you're not actually helpfull to anyone on here are you?
#152491 to #152490 - dehumanizer ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
I do it for my own personal amusement.
User avatar #152469 to #152421 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
Let's face it. You're comfortable with your situation.
Change it up, make yourself uncomfortable. Go and get some friends. Get a better job. Get a full-time job or go to school and up your education, man.

Do something different. Stop living in a pattern, day-in and day-out.
Stop being comfortable in life. Make yourself uncomfortable, and you'll have so much more fun.
User avatar #152434 to #152421 - mahnamesjakers (09/01/2014) [-]
If you're ok with your current situation fuck what people say. Not everyone is happy with friends and girlfriends and other people around them. Do what you want if it makes you happy.
User avatar #152420 - itotallylold (08/31/2014) [-]
To put it simply I have no friends my own age. The only person I could possibly call friend, my workout mate, is getting married and starting a family and I'm hardly his only mate so very soon I'm barely gonna see him outside of training. At school people can be civil with me, even have a laugh, but I know that they feel nothing but apathy for me, if even they think about me enough to come to the conclusion that they don't care. I came tot the conclusion the other day that if I were to die none of them would care. Not a single one would shed a genuine tear.

I appear to have gone off topic but here's the thing. How the hell do I make friends? I'm completely sober and due to reasons, ones far too whiny even for this post, this is non negotiable.

What do I do? Do I grin and bare it until I leave school? Then make Uni a fresh start? If so, what if they get bored of me because I don't drink? Any advisement welcome
User avatar #152435 to #152420 - mahnamesjakers (09/01/2014) [-]
Well this post covers a lot of ground but I'm going to answer the main question which is how to make friends.

I'm in my senior year of high school now and since high school started I have preferred a close group of friends over having a bunch of friends who don't give a shit. I have two separate groups of these friends, one group are kids in my grade who I met in classes years ago and the others are people I met from being on my high school swim team. The first step to finding a friend is to find someone who you have something in common with. You can't just look at someone and be like "yup, I wanna be friends with that guy", that won't work. If you find people who like the things you do, you will have very little trouble finding friends, I promise you that. I'm not sure what kind of person you are, but since you have no friends I'm going to assume that you're the shy type. Everyone is different but I know I'm a very outgoing person and I like to be loud and energetic in group settings, and I realized that I tend to be friends with a lot of shy people as well as people like you that don't have many other friends. I realized that people like this are often the most honest people and are enjoyable to be around for me. I'm not sure if this is an "opposites attract" scenario or not, but once you find some people with similar interests, try to figure out whether you get along better with more reserved people or outgoing people. Now, since your reason for sobriety is whiny I'm going to assume it has something to do with a fear of drugs or just a general dislike of them. That is fine and there are plenty of people out there who feel just like you and to answer your other question: YES you will be fine at a university being a sober person but you will NOT be fine if you are uncomfortable with other people doing it. It's just a fact. Anyway I hope this helped at all (running out of characters) and I wish you the best
User avatar #152419 - ishallsmiteyou (08/31/2014) [-]
Date tomorrow thanks to you glorious SOBs, wish me luck.
User avatar #152470 to #152419 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
That's awesome, man.
Try to relax and just be yourself. If you're nervous and your mind is blank, just tell her that.

Hope it goes well!
User avatar #152443 to #152419 - usarmyexplain (09/01/2014) [-]
Dont fuck up

You'll do fine
User avatar #152416 - Tyranitar (08/31/2014) [-]
Graduated high school last year, and I've just been at home all day, every day playing on the computer and Xbox and not keeping in touch with the 3 friends I had all through high school. And the closest thing this little town has to any sort of social hang-out is fucking Wal-Mart.

So how could I make friends my age when they are all still in high school or went to college?
User avatar #152455 to #152416 - ScottP (09/01/2014) [-]
Are you not going to college? I'm currently attending university and I've been pretty miserable the first week. No one that I know. Different city. Classes. It's...been terrible
User avatar #152606 to #152455 - Tyranitar (09/02/2014) [-]
Not this year. Hell, the world thinks everyone gets to high school knowing what they want to do for a living, but it's the school year after my graduation and I STILL have absolutely no idea. I can't even begin to think about it, it just hurts my brain and I give up. It's gotten to the point where I just consider getting married and being a stay-at-home husband/father.
User avatar #152405 - tsoper (08/31/2014) [-]
Hey FJ, i recently got a FM transmitter with a radius of about 6 houses around.

What it does is basically put you on the radio, so while driving other cars can listen to your shit while changing through the stations.

Anyone got any funny ideas or sounds I could play? All will be considered.
User avatar #152463 to #152405 - substitutexplain (09/01/2014) [-]
Oh. My. God.
The possibilites.
Play, "Hi, I'm Mr. Rogers" for hours.
HOURS.
User avatar #152445 to #152405 - usarmyexplain (09/01/2014) [-]
I built one of those in high school shop class and never used it for some reason.
User avatar #152475 to #152445 - tsoper (09/01/2014) [-]
i want to build one myself, with more range..

care to explain how?
User avatar #152513 to #152475 - usarmyexplain (09/01/2014) [-]
I do care to explain, but I cant remember all the details.

If you want to increase the range a little bit you could hook it up to a larger antenna then put the antenna on a higher point of elevation, like the roof of your house, the higher up the better. Think of the transmission like a light bulb, the more open the area it is in the more people will be able to see it.

You could hook the transmitter into some sort of amplifier or a powered antenna to get better range, but those things get really expensive if you want to go further than a few hundred yards. You'd basically be setting up a small radio station.
User avatar #152522 to #152513 - tsoper (09/01/2014) [-]
even though its technically illegal to send your own radio waves (since the gov owns them) I think it would be really awesome to host your own radio station from your car.

And have a microphone to talk while you drive.

"The car who jsut fucking cut me is a prick. If you see a red car make sure to flip him off"
#152417 to #152405 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/31/2014) [-]
HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA
User avatar #152413 to #152405 - Tyranitar (08/31/2014) [-]
DK Rap 24/7 loop
#152415 to #152413 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/31/2014) [-]
im so fresh you can suck my nuts
#152410 to #152405 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/31/2014) [-]
GTA radio
#152409 to #152405 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/31/2014) [-]
broadcast Hitler speeches
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