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#212470 - Abortedwafflez
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(05/06/2016) [-]
19. No-lifer. Not in college. Working a part time manual labor $9.50/hr job 25 hours a week. One of my co-workers recently got fired and I can be a truck driver for my company probably. They make like $500 at a flat rate. Problem for me is it's an actual job. Come in at like 5am and probably leave at 5pm. Which isn't too bad. But not sure if I have it in me to be a truck driver doing deliveries in a big ass truck. Wut do.
#212505 to #212470 - mctaft
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(05/07/2016) [-]
Take the job man. You'd be making a lot more and be able to have a higher standing in your company. From there you could possibly move up more and get better positions. Besides they teach you how to drive, I hope, so there is not too much to worry about.
#212468 - tepidteal
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(05/06/2016) [-]
There's an old man down the road. I haven't seen him in a while 'cause he'd try to walk around in the morning, and his yard is really overgrown now.
Should I ... knock on his door and see if he's in and alive?
#212473 to #212468 - missoracle
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(05/06/2016) [-]
Might be for the best, if a relative doesn't answer or check, you can contact the police. My great aunt was dead for a few days before anyone realised she was actually dead. So, yeah. Please check.
#212469 to #212468 - haansz
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(05/06/2016) [-]
YES, or maybe contact his relatives first?
#212466 - trolliosis
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(05/06/2016) [-]
I need help with 2 things. I need someone who lives in Columbus Ohio to get me something somewhere.
Also need to know the best time to upload content
#212467 to #212466 - tepidteal
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(05/06/2016) [-]
Upload content whenever you feel like it! But the best times, according to the mods, is around 5-7pm since that's when most people are getting home from work.
#212459 - kothaex
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(05/06/2016) [-]
My first interview is coming up
what the fuck do i do

It's retail, but I think it's gonna be better than your average supermarket, it's a tech and electronics store, which I'm into, and it's not that big.

I've not applied for a job before so I was pretty pleased when they called me the same day. I have some retail experience before but I didn't actually apply for it properly, or do a real interview, I was lucky enough to be kinda handed it on a platter, despite having to leave after the month but I wouldn't remotely say I know what I'm doing, didn't finish training there.

It's part time, and I talked briefly about how I'm doing a computer course at college on my application.

Anyway
tl;dr
interview
the fuck do i do
#212482 to #212459 - oxidoferroso
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(05/06/2016) [-]
tell them you are a pretty big deal in a shitposting board in an obscure website
#212483 to #212482 - kothaex
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(05/06/2016) [-]
it's already on my cv
#212460 to #212459 - anon
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(05/06/2016) [-]
mention anything related to that course but don't over do it because they might give you a job you won't able to do, stay truthful but make it sound good.

research the company, products and services, know exactly what they do.

be enthusiastic, sound like you give a shit and you have a passion for computers and electronics. they will likely ask "why do you want to work here"

Don't cross your arms, if there is a table rest your hands on top of it. don't stare into their eyes but face them at least 90% of the time, if you don't like looking people in the eye, look at the bridge of their nose, they won't be able to tell.

nothing wrong with being nervous just don't collapse into a sweating panicking mess.

Shake their hand at the start and end, try not to have a sweaty palm or limp wrist but don't crush their bones, it'll leave a bad impression.
#212461 to #212460 - kothaex
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(05/06/2016) [-]
The course isn't really that relevant, it's tech support, hardware and software faults, that kind of stuff, some networking

The job is legit 100% retail, they just sell electronics, it's like PC world but smaller and less shit, I'll be a store assistant, that job title that means you'll be doing everything from cleaning to ringing up sales and stocking shelves

I just cited it as relevant due to similar interests, since I'm familiar with a lot of their products and have an interest in the rest

#212462 to #212461 - anon
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(05/06/2016) [-]
it doesn't matter that you'll be doing simple tasks, they want someone to do it well so they don't have to deal with any problems.

you're just trying to sound better than the other applicants, if you tell them what you know about computers and so on, they'll be more likely to consider you for the job because they'll that you can deal with most the issues a tech support will face.

be confident in what you say and you'll be fine. make sure you get the good basic info down. also make sure you have an answer for "why do you want to work here?" they will ask that (or at least a variation of it)
#212464 to #212462 - kothaex
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(05/06/2016) [-]
Oh, and most of what i'm concerned about is my last retail experience.
I was only there for a month, didn't really finish training, and most importantly I didn't finish training with the till/ringing up sales/handling money. And I was crazy nervous about that, too. I ticked a bunch of the boxes saying I had experience with some of those retail things, which is true, but it's not extensive experience, I'll still need to be taught it again, and even if I did learn anything, it was over two years ago.

I get really anxious about making any kind of mistake, I'm the kind of person that'll confirm everything 3 times so I might be really annoying.
#212463 to #212462 - kothaex
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(05/06/2016) [-]
I mean 'why do you want to work here' was 50% of the application form, aside from basic info
I could just repeat myself but I suppose I'll naturally expand on it
I basically said that I was impressed with my own experience shopping there, I have an interest and knowledge of the products which I'd like to expand, and it'd be super convenient because I live closeby

When he called me I spaghetti'd a lil bit because I was nervous, but I think it went okay. Only major issue is I don't think they said their name, and I didn't ask. It might be worse if they did say their name, but I forgot. I think I've got a good shot though? I submitted my application at 1am that morning, so they called me the same day. They said they had a ton of applicants (but I have a feeling that's not entirely true due to how quickly they responded and asked me to come down, and I only saw two employees there when I went in, so they might be desperate) and they also said it's not an interview, more of a casual conversation (which I assume is code for it's going to be an interrogation but we want to see how you rsepond)
#212442 - alexanderburns
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(05/05/2016) [-]
So has walking into a place in formal wear and being like "Hi, are you hiring?" ever gotten anyone a job in the history of the universe?
#212452 to #212442 - kober
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(05/06/2016) [-]
They'd probably hand you an application form.
#212444 to #212442 - anon
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(05/05/2016) [-]
well, i walked into a mcdonalds in ass-less chaps and they told me to leave the premises so i guess kind of yeah.
#212443 to #212442 - thumbfortrump
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(05/05/2016) [-]
Yes.
#212441 - anon
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(05/05/2016) [-]
just bought my mom two rings for moms day, is that enough or should i buy more?
#212465 to #212441 - megapepsifreak
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(05/06/2016) [-]
fuck man flowers is enough on mothers day that's high on the list of goo shit you dont need to do more, maybe like suprise her with the other one a month later
#212447 to #212441 - minutes
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(05/05/2016) [-]
buy even more rings
#212448 to #212447 - anon
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(05/05/2016) [-]
theyre expensive tho.
#212456 to #212448 - swaggerfiend
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(05/06/2016) [-]
You've been way more expensive to her, nigga
#212446 to #212441 - anon
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(05/05/2016) [-]
i mean gifts, obviously no more rings, but should i get her more gifts?
#212438 - anon
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(05/05/2016) [-]
I just stalked my EXs fb profile and found out she has a ney boyfriend.. it's been 8 month since she broke up with me and we were only a thing for like a year.. why can't I just get over it? I threw away all the stuff, deleted her and pretty much everything from everything, talked to other girls started new hobbys, working out

It's just that nothing seems to fucking work. I don't think there has been a single day I haven't thought at least a little bit about her. I just fucking hate myself for it. Everything else is going fine but this shit is just so incredibly shitty.

How the fuck do I fix myself?
#212488 to #212438 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
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(05/06/2016) [-]
Stop focusing on her and focus on you. You're so wrapped up in her life that you can't let go. Don't look at her fb, don't talk about her, hell find a new girl with bigger boobs.
#212450 to #212438 - nigerianprince ONLINE
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(05/05/2016) [-]
Im in the same boat man, it's been about 8 months for me as well except we dated for 3 years. It's getting better, i started working out too and that helped, i still think about her every day, it just takes time man. Focus on yourself and with time she will be out of your head. Everyone takes a different amount of time to get over someone, we just happen to be one of the unlucky ones that take forever to get over people.
#212437 - anon
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(05/05/2016) [-]
Hey guys, anon who wanted to get with his cousin here.

I ignored everyone's advice and went for it.

I regret my decision. Immensely.
#212489 to #212437 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
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(05/06/2016) [-]
Just relax, you did nothing wrong. Stop and consider what you want from this situation, and work to achieve that.
#212440 to #212437 - charizarddad
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(05/05/2016) [-]
i dont think you are going to get away without giving details
#212449 to #212440 - anon
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(05/05/2016) [-]
Well, last time I was here. I talked about hopelessly falling in love with my cousin.

I went for it and she was down with it because as I said before we're not related by blood, and she's very obviously attracted to me. We'd been dating on the dl since then A couple months maybe? . We even had sex and everything.

Anyways, she was in a high school play She's a Sophmore, I'm a Junior last weekend and I came with the rest of her family (They live maybe an hour away) to "reconnect" with the cousin I supposedly "hadn't seen in a while." We locked eyes a few times, she smiled, it was pretty cute It was fairly subtle .

After the play's over, I go to greet/congratulate her for her performance and she wraps her arms around me and kisses me on the mouth. Not long enough to be considered a real "kiss", but long and deep enough to show that it was obviously more than a peck (Cousins shouldn't be kissing anyway) I'm surprised by this and look up to make eye contact with my entire extended family, her grandpa was glaring/squinting at me.

Last night she texted me that her parents were "Very pissed about something that they don't wanna talk about" I'm worried because her parents pay her phone bill and could very easily see the various texts between us and also that her parents refuse to let her go anywhere.

If my parents find out, I'm fucked.
#212545 to #212449 - charizarddad
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(05/08/2016) [-]
oh well. i would say thats not the worst situation. congrats either way
#212451 to #212449 - anon
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(05/06/2016) [-]
Haahahaahaaha holy shit dude congrats
#212435 - anon
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(05/05/2016) [-]
Over two years ago, a friend of mine killed himself. I still have his steam account added. I just can't seem to let go. I try and try and try, but despite all the logical reasons to not have him added, I just can't delete him. I knew him in real life and I went to his wake, so it isn't like there's a chance for him to come back. He's dead. I just have so much guilt about not being as good of a friend as I should have. Posting as anon because I don't want anyone to have ammo to use against me.
#212490 to #212435 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
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(05/06/2016) [-]
Why would you let go? He was a part of your life. Time will heal the pain, try focusing on the good memories he left behind.
#212454 to #212435 - lobselvith
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(05/06/2016) [-]
Then don't delete him and keep you guys being friends on steam as a memento of the friendship that the two of you had.

I know it's hard to accept, but there's nothing you could have done to prevent your friend's suicide. His decision to kill himself was his own.
#212455 to #212454 - anon
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(05/06/2016) [-]
I was expecting you to tell me to delete his account. honestly, I've been thinking about it for a while, but I can't do it. Thank you. A momento is probably best.
#212458 to #212455 - lobselvith
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(05/06/2016) [-]
No problem. I'm really sorry that you had to deal with a friend's suicide though, that's rough.
#212436 to #212435 - anon
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(05/05/2016) [-]
Lame.
#212427 - anon
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(05/05/2016) [-]
So I moved out of my parents house last year and I'm supposed to be responsible and an adult now. I love in a different state than my family. My question is would it be proper etiquette to buy my mom a mother's day gift or would a phone call be enough? I assumed the phone call would suffice but I'm not sure if that's correct.

Tl;Dr am I supposed to buy a mother's day gift if I don't see my mom?
#212431 to #212427 - sniffythebird ONLINE
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(05/05/2016) [-]
How to Celebrate Mothers Day do this
#212429 to #212427 - thumbfortrump
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(05/05/2016) [-]
Just give her a call. Mother's day is not about giving gifts, it's about making her feel loved and acknowledged.
#212425 - anon
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(05/05/2016) [-]
I guess I've watched too much porn or something because within the past 3 or so years I can't get off to regular stuff anymore. Like I have to watch shit that makes me kind of ashamed of myself to get anywhere close to an orgasm. I think the one I'm most ashamed of is getting off to a girl getting her head shaved in humiliation. I mean, who does this? Do I have a problem? Does anyone else do this?
#212491 to #212425 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
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(05/06/2016) [-]
If you think it's a problem then speak to a psychiatrist embarrassing but useful and explain your concern.
#212453 to #212425 - drickz
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(05/06/2016) [-]
You have a problem. Try to go back to vanilla porn before eventually getting off it if you feel that it's a big problem. If you find out you have erectile dysfunction, it's probably porn induced.
#212422 - dsoapdropp
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(05/05/2016) [-]
Any working cure for acne/zits?
#212492 to #212422 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
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(05/06/2016) [-]
All the shit below, plus drinking plenty of water and cutting down on the fat. And don't touch your face so much.
#212426 to #212422 - kober
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(05/05/2016) [-]
Accutane (otherwise known as Isotretinoin): It is the nuclear approach to acne. It's helped me and basically anybody else I know that's taken it. Find a dermatologist and request it.
#212432 to #212426 - alstorp
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(05/05/2016) [-]
Key word nuclear, shit will fuck you up
#212428 to #212426 - anon
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(05/05/2016) [-]
If op doesn't have cystic acne there's no need to get accutane. If you can afford it just consult a dermatologist
#212424 to #212422 - anon
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(05/05/2016) [-]
You should drink no more than 2 glasses of mill a day of you're 20 years old + and you definitely shouldn't drink a gallon of milk a day. Acne/zits depends on your age as well or whether or not youre in puberty. Definitely avoid fatty foods, wash your face and change your pillowcase daily.
#212423 to #212422 - anon
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(05/05/2016) [-]
Also im drinking a gallon of milk a day so could that be a problem?
#212418 - megapepsifreak
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#212413 - anon
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(05/05/2016) [-]
solve for x:

y=2x-x^2

kinda trying to find X but im failing hard. halp.

this is part of a larger problem , if you are willing to help.

Let R be plane region encircled by curve = 2x-x^2 and y=x

find volume of solid obtained by rotating about the y-axis


im trying to solve this but i have doubts about my solution . honestly.
#212493 to #212413 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
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(05/06/2016) [-]
wolframalpha is your friend

www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=y%3D2x-x%5E2
#212445 to #212413 - anon
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(05/05/2016) [-]
not doing ur hw 4 u
#212408 - warmbuns
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(05/05/2016) [-]
How long should I wait to cut off a girl that friendzones you? (somewhat long story) Need some advice on girls, since I suck at dating apparently.
So I started talking to this girl about 7-8 months ago. Everything was going smoothly. We hanged out like every other day (watched movies, cuddled, ate out, and just BS'd). All was going well, she likes me so much that she didn't want to date me anymore instead threw me in the friendzone with a HINT of giving it a try later. We still talk and hangout on the daily. I deploy, throughout deployment I text her and facetime as often as I could given the time difference and schedule conflicts. She told me that she loved like a friend and would like to give "us" a try when I returned stateside. Fast foward, I come back. She still thinks of me as a bestfriend and any action on my part to try and make a move such as cuddle or whatnot she shoots it down. Tells me that it makes her uncomfortable and she values my friendship to much and doesn't want a relationship. I've stuck it out for this long and am actually kind of just tired of her doing this to me and is kind of limiting me. Don't get me wrong she's a really nice girl, beautiful, smart. etc. etc. But at this point I've felt as if this friendship isn't worth it anymore (selfish I know) and I'm not sure whether to wait till she comes around and decides to give us a serious try or should I just end it here.
#212433 to #212408 - westernphilosophy
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(05/05/2016) [-]
Maybe, just maybe, she just want to be friends.
And if you don't like to be her friend then don't be with her anymore.
#212419 to #212408 - rokkai
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(05/05/2016) [-]
well, you didn't let her know intentions earlier so she thought you just wanna be friends. not only that she actually saw your interest in her but you didn't act up quick enough and girls hate insecure guys. you gotta man up d00d. you'll get em next time
#212416 to #212408 - anon
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(05/05/2016) [-]
Lay all of that out on the table with her and let her know that it's now or never. No sense spending that much time if she's just gonna dodge around it. She would know at this point whether or not she's interested in you. Get her final answer on the matter and either move on if she says no or fuck her if she says yes. That's all there is to it at this point.
#212411 to #212408 - kober
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(05/05/2016) [-]
If you've spent 7-8 months trying to get with somebody, you're trying too hard and clearly not getting the message that they're not interested. If you're not interested in friendship, then stop wasting your time. There are more girls out there.
#212439 to #212411 - warmbuns
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(05/05/2016) [-]
good point. will do. the whole thing was kind of confusing too since she sometimes sends me mixed signals.
#212410 to #212408 - warmbuns
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(05/05/2016) [-]
It also doesn't help that I've been driving around aimlessly listening to Drake and contemplating the situation...
#212409 to #212408 - pianoasis
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(05/05/2016) [-]
i dunno
#212406 - guywhoneverreplies
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(05/05/2016) [-]
Ok I looked everywhere for a solution and nothing came up. I modded Fallout 4 before the 1.4. As soon as i update everything, enabled the mods, play, and no mods appeared. I reinstalled the game reinstalled nmm, and even the mods and nothing works. Has anybody been through this? or give me a solution. I want to play FO4 again :c
#212421 to #212406 - sineztro
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(05/05/2016) [-]
Play without mods
#212403 - pepperman
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(05/05/2016) [-]
this is a dumb question, i know but........ do girls like chubby guys? im not fat and im not skinny, im around 220, but i always wear a hoodie cause im concious about my weight......
#212434 to #212403 - westernphilosophy
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(05/05/2016) [-]
220 is a bit too much for most people.
And be honest here, do you actually consider 220 pounds to be "chubby" ?
#212457 to #212434 - pepperman
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(05/06/2016) [-]
i guess? i wouldnt say im fat........
#212405 to #212403 - alexanderburns
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(05/05/2016) [-]
well I once read in the news that a man and wife kidnapped a chubby man and tortured him for months for their weird kinks so I'm pretty sure some are
#212404 to #212403 - anon
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(05/05/2016) [-]
I've never mind a guy with a little excess weigh as long as it was distributed equally.
#212401 - mariopimpjr
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(05/04/2016) [-]
can someone help me write out a description for a restaurant idea?
#212397 - kunchuma
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(05/04/2016) [-]
how do you mention a comment?
#212420 to #212397 - kunchuma
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(05/05/2016) [-]
>>#212402,
#212402 to #212397 - charizarddad
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(05/05/2016) [-]
>>#212398 you can do that and you can do >> then comment number
so
>>#212397
>>#15
#212398 to #212397 - magicjesuscf ONLINE
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(05/04/2016) [-]
>>#212397,
clicking on the comment number
#212393 - denniswilles
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(05/04/2016) [-]
If you had a starting sum of 5 bucks, what would you do to make the biggest profit with it? I have to do this shit for one of my classes and aside from spending it in a casino or prostituting yourself for money anything goes.

Any crazy ideas?
#212412 to #212393 - kober
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(05/05/2016) [-]
It's October 25, 2011. The price of a single bitcoin is $0.09. You decide fuck it, buying $5 worth - roughly 55.55~ bitcoins. You forget about it until one night: December 4, 2013, over two years later. The price of bitcoins has risen to $1147.25. You sell all of your bitcoins, making over $63,729. This is a 1,274,480% return on your investment.
#212395 to #212393 - nsfwanon
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(05/04/2016) [-]
Put it in the car and offer lifts at a cheaper than taxi rate on a friday/saturday night. After one or two lifts you can put more in the tank, then repeat. Gas money + profits