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User avatar #120143 - gmanofwonder (03/05/2014) [-]
Okay, well to put it shortly

I fell in love with this man named Daniel Beauxhomme, but he has to marry his fiance and not me, even though he loves me.

If i kill him, I get my life back. But i love him. What do?
User avatar #120177 to #120143 - gmanofwonder (03/05/2014) [-]
Everyone, this is a reference to the play

Once On This Island
User avatar #120161 to #120143 - watermelloon (03/05/2014) [-]
....kill his fiance. duh.

jk, go to a doctor asap before u kill everyone. u need drugs.
User avatar #120145 to #120143 - supertanto (03/05/2014) [-]
skull fuck the corpse
#120144 to #120143 - thirdjess ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
..? Don't kill him, would be the best option? Maybe go see a therapist, also?
#120135 - monkeymonk (03/05/2014) [-]
So, I have no idea about my own sexual preference or identity. But, I've recently discovered that I love to wear cutesy clothing and do more... feminine things. I love my friends to death and I know they'd die for me. But, I know they'd look at me differently if I ever told them. Or atleast they would just never let me get away with it without jabbing at me about it constantly. Do I keep it a secret, or do I just do what I want, at the risk of maybe distancing myself from my friends?
User avatar #120163 to #120135 - watermelloon (03/05/2014) [-]
Im kindof a dick. I muck around with my friends and make fun of them a bit, but admittedly they do it back. but the thing is, i'd never make fun of someone over a sexual identity or preference. Majority of the world has moved past that stage and have become very accepting. You may be surprised as to how your friends will react, I never lost a single friend when I came out as bisexual and entered a relationship with a person of the same sex.
I think that you should focus on finding your true sexual identity/orientation, but give your friends a chance. They may surprise you, but if they don't its their loss and you can find new friends.
User avatar #120136 to #120135 - thirdjess ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
Do what makes you happy and if they mock you for it, ditch em. They're not worth your time if they can't accept you for you.
#120137 to #120136 - monkeymonk (03/05/2014) [-]
That's what I've been considering. I think I just want to avoid any awkwardness that may come of this situation. I just have a feeling that it will be very uncomfortable once I put it into words.
User avatar #120138 to #120137 - thirdjess ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
Finding out who you are is ALWAYS awkward. For EVERYONE.
#120139 to #120138 - monkeymonk (03/05/2014) [-]
Thank you for that. I think I'm going to take that advice and just doing what I want. I'm probably not giving them enough credit for being accepted. I live with them, so i'm sure I can share it with them.
#120142 to #120139 - thirdjess ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
Good luck
Good luck
#120140 to #120139 - monkeymonk (03/05/2014) [-]
Do what I want * being Accepting* Many spelling errors, sorry, long night.
User avatar #120122 - trolljunkusa ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
I have to have a 6 minute video project done in 4 hours, and I just finished the title sequence after starting it at midnight. How do I work faster? Using adobe premeier and adobe after effects
User avatar #120141 to #120122 - asmodeu (03/05/2014) [-]
Yeah, just learn the keyboard shortcuts for whatever program you use. It always speeds things up. Might be useful to get some Lynda tutorials in the future. They're really awesome.
User avatar #120132 to #120122 - thirdjess ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
Practice, unfortunately. Intuition. I'm a graphic designer and a damn fast one at that, but it's from years of memorising each and every component of the programs I use.
User avatar #120119 - gongthehawkeye (03/05/2014) [-]
How can I clear up a sinus infection asap?
I've had it since Sunday and the pain in my eyes is keeping me awake.
User avatar #120152 to #120119 - supertanto (03/05/2014) [-]
stop being black
User avatar #120133 to #120119 - thirdjess ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
The home remedy I use is this foul shot like concoction; crushed garlic, honey and lemon juice taken as a shot concentrated or mixed into a cup of tea. Personally I like to shot it because it tastes fucking disgusting. I also have a neti pot which I use when I feel an infection coming on, but if you don't have one I'm not sure there's an alternative. A regular teapot maybe?
User avatar #120252 to #120133 - misticalz (03/05/2014) [-]
Also, do not use tap water with those pots
User avatar #120281 to #120252 - thirdjess ONLINE (03/06/2014) [-]
Tap water is fine as long as you live in a civilised area. Australia, for example.
User avatar #120310 to #120281 - misticalz (03/06/2014) [-]
No it's not. You don't know what bacteria live in the pipes.
You have to cure it before.
There exists a bacteria that is similar to a stomach worm that eats your brain
#120415 to #120310 - thirdjess ONLINE (03/06/2014) [-]
Don't believe everything you read on the internet, kiddo. Tap water in civilised areas (eg: not the czech republic) is processed and filtered. As far as I know the only "Brain eating bateria" is a Vahlcampfidae (spelling? highschool biology) which causes paralysis and seizures if it gets into your nervous system through your nose, and the only way it can do that is if you spend an extended period of time in filthy dirty ground water. Which is why there have only been like 150 cases since 1945 or something to that degree.   
I bet you also think lead based preservatives in vaccines make kids retarded too, huh?
Don't believe everything you read on the internet, kiddo. Tap water in civilised areas (eg: not the czech republic) is processed and filtered. As far as I know the only "Brain eating bateria" is a Vahlcampfidae (spelling? highschool biology) which causes paralysis and seizures if it gets into your nervous system through your nose, and the only way it can do that is if you spend an extended period of time in filthy dirty ground water. Which is why there have only been like 150 cases since 1945 or something to that degree.

I bet you also think lead based preservatives in vaccines make kids retarded too, huh?
User avatar #120636 to #120415 - misticalz (03/06/2014) [-]
they also cause cancer
#120660 to #120636 - thirdjess ONLINE (03/07/2014) [-]
Jesus fucking christ. Do you research, ok. Don't just read shit on the internet and believe it. I just debunked one of your paranoid theories in a paragraph on an image board. Does that tell you nothing?   
By not taking vaccines you put yourself and all the people around you at a much, much higher risk of contracting various illnesses than if you just took the stupid vaccine. If you have some sort of immunodeficiency, taking a vaccine can cause you to contract what the vaccine is meant to protect you against; but that's not the vaccines fault it's your body not doing it's job properly. There is next to no risk (I'm talking like 0.000001%) of that ever happening.   
There was a case in 1960~ in which a batch of vaccine was contaminated by a strain of primate virus. But that was in 1960 when they still used lead paints and they still used asbestos. Do your fucking research before you spread this bullshit fearmongering crap.
Jesus fucking christ. Do you research, ok. Don't just read shit on the internet and believe it. I just debunked one of your paranoid theories in a paragraph on an image board. Does that tell you nothing?

By not taking vaccines you put yourself and all the people around you at a much, much higher risk of contracting various illnesses than if you just took the stupid vaccine. If you have some sort of immunodeficiency, taking a vaccine can cause you to contract what the vaccine is meant to protect you against; but that's not the vaccines fault it's your body not doing it's job properly. There is next to no risk (I'm talking like 0.000001%) of that ever happening.

There was a case in 1960~ in which a batch of vaccine was contaminated by a strain of primate virus. But that was in 1960 when they still used lead paints and they still used asbestos. Do your fucking research before you spread this bullshit fearmongering crap.
#120671 to #120660 - misticalz (03/07/2014) [-]
#rekt nigger
User avatar #120695 to #120670 - thirdjess ONLINE (03/07/2014) [-]
(Also I wasn't wrong, I did specifically mention that there have been roughly 150 cases since roughly 1945 - last I checked 'since 1945' includes 2011 - from people getting this bug up their nose, thank you very much)
User avatar #120694 to #120670 - thirdjess ONLINE (03/07/2014) [-]
Two cases in three years from stupid people using a medical product without actually finding out how to use it correctly. Oh yes, I should make sure to use bottled water to BOIL INTO A TEA just to make sure there are no RARE AMEOBA in it, even though that doesn't fucking matter because they're going to be DISINTERGRATED BY GOD DAMN STOMACH ACID, YOU IDIOT.
#120669 to #120660 - misticalz (03/07/2014) [-]
User avatar #120115 - faithrider (03/05/2014) [-]
what is the best site to make a free poll on? i want to do a demographic type thing and post the results on fj, but i don't know where to start. i want the results to come out easy to understand, and easy to post on here. the thing is i have a tendency not to trust websties i haven't gone to before. i want to make sure i don't get a virus on my computer, and i don't want to give any of you fantastic assholes a virus either (own up, you know you guys are assholes)
User avatar #120128 to #120115 - storkillen (03/05/2014) [-]
pretty good in my opinion
#120114 - anonymous (03/05/2014) [-]
"I Have a serious condition!"-said every fucking hamplanet ever...
#120123 to #120114 - anonymous (03/05/2014) [-]
I hate it when people do that. I have a medical condition that does makes me fat, and I don't use it as a fucking excuse. I get off my ass and I exercise. Hell I exercised even when I had a broken foot + sprained ankle.
they need to suck it up and stop being faggots.
User avatar #120116 to #120114 - faithrider (03/05/2014) [-]
"i don't have the self control to stop myself from eating everything, it's a problem and i have to solve it myself" - said no fucking hamplanet ever...
#120108 - anonymous (03/05/2014) [-]
I have a boyfriend (yay!) but the thing is, he's grown up with only brothers and is really rough when we play fight and muck around and doesnt quite 'get' girls as much as the average dude with sisters. Plus he's a big dude aswell, so he's a lot stronger than me (I versed him in an arm wrestle, entire body vs one arm and i still lost)

Just wondering, how do i get it across to him that he's really rough at times and can be...idk...really well, kindof hormone driven rather than a logical human.... lol. I love spending time with him and mucking around but Jesus, I'm going to break something soon. (I've already mentioned that he's rough, but he still hasnt calmed down)
Help? :F
User avatar #120185 to #120108 - myrtille (03/05/2014) [-]
if he's leaving marks, show them to him. drill it into his brain that he's being too rough. if he really is hurting you, don't be afraid to let out a cry or get pissed a little. it might ruin the moment, but HE is the one not getting it, not you, so don't feel guilty.
User avatar #120134 to #120108 - thirdjess ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
My brother is exactly the same. Just get broken record on his ass. 'You're being too rough, you're being too rough, you're being too rough.'
User avatar #120109 to #120108 - hawaiianhappysauce (03/05/2014) [-]
Talk to him about it? Communication is key in a relationship. Congrats though.
#120097 - anonymous (03/05/2014) [-]
the only guy that ever liked me was a pedophile...
what the hell do I do, I don't trust anyone and people generally look down on me because I am quiet and always the 'outcast' of the group standing off to the side.
help... i want a friend...a boyfriend maybe... it just depresses me that all I get is the pedophile from seven eleven. and meanwhile bitches be upset about only getting 'douchebags'.. hey atleast normal people are attracted to you
User avatar #120186 to #120097 - myrtille (03/05/2014) [-]
start a conversation with somebody that doesn't look down on you. i seriously doubt that 100% of the kids at your school hate you, so just find a couple of people who wave at you in the hallway, or smile at you, or whatever, because they're friendly people, and friendly people are the easiest to start off being friends with. they'll most likely keep talking to you and being nice even if they don't want to, and you'll be able to figure out how to be more social from there. So you talked to that person, what's stopping you from talking to this other person? This cute guy? standing up for yourself to the bitches? be brave and get it done, everything else will come
User avatar #120111 to #120097 - hawaiianhappysauce (03/05/2014) [-]
My advice is to stay away from pedophiles. To Troll A Predator 4
User avatar #120110 to #120097 - watermelloon (03/05/2014) [-]
you should use your facebook. Add people you were friends with or are acquaintances with (girls would be best for this) then you should ask them to go to the movies or pools with you, as friends. You might get rejected a couple of times but a girl will get bored and go with u and then WALAH! you have a new friend

Its super nerve racking to ask people to hangout and stuff, especially when shit like that has happened to you. :F but dw! People are usually good.
User avatar #120100 to #120097 - skorve ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
Do you have any hobbies? Gaming or drawing or music or something? Follow that, and you'll find guys who're into the same thing. And then you'll find someone who can genuinely like you for you, and it can grow. Having things in common is always a good jumping off point
#120103 to #120100 - anonymous (03/05/2014) [-]
well i draw so i guess theres that
User avatar #120112 to #120103 - skorve ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
Yeah, try impressing people with it. Ever read that greentext about the quiet girl who drew some guy, and it just blew him away? Maybe try that. Or join an art/drawing club, see if there's any guys in it you like. It'll take a bit of bravery, but it's definitely worth trying
User avatar #120106 to #120103 - kashikeoi (03/05/2014) [-]
drawing is quite a fun skill to have, perhaps from there you can find somethings in common with people, hell or even impress people
User avatar #120098 to #120097 - kashikeoi (03/05/2014) [-]
a friend in need is a friend indeed,

come pm me if you need someone to talk to
#120104 to #120098 - anonymous (03/05/2014) [-]
thank you
User avatar #120113 to #120104 - kashikeoi (03/05/2014) [-]
but seriously if ya need to talk to someone im usually on quite often
User avatar #120105 to #120104 - kashikeoi (03/05/2014) [-]
no problem
#120089 - anonymous (03/05/2014) [-]
my dick is 6.5 inches, but i always feel like it's small. when watching porn, isee they hve huge dongs and it makes me feel bad about mine.
also, i know girls' hands are smaller than guys'. how much smaller? on porn, i see a girl can't usually wrap her whole hand around the guys' dick, but i can with my hand.
please help.
User avatar #120187 to #120089 - myrtille (03/05/2014) [-]
girls don't care about penises
guys seem to be the ones who makes penis size into a big deal
so if you're worried about a girl being unimpressed, don't...because it's what you do, not what you have.
User avatar #120124 to #120089 - watermelloon (03/05/2014) [-]
honestly anywhere between 3-7 inches is fine. so your 6 inches is fine.

Any smaller and its harder to get the job done, any bigger and the girl may feel intimidated due to the size (You probably wont be able to fit it all in there haha XD) Porn stars are chosen because they have nice bodies, questionable morals and for the men, giant penises. :|

- from a girl.
#120292 to #120124 - anonymous (03/06/2014) [-]
how would read head work then? would i be big enough for her to give me heard.
also, if a girl gives me head, would she deepthroat all of it, half of it, a qurter of it? sorry, i'm just really self concious about it..
User avatar #120095 to #120089 - faithrider (03/05/2014) [-]
what i have read is that most male pornstars have had surgeries to legnthen their cocks to that point... i wouldn't know how true that is, but whatever
User avatar #120091 to #120089 - skorve ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
Having talked with a girl that was with 3 different guys, one small, one average, and one large, her favorite was the average. There's no chance of it hurting, but it's still satisfying. Be proud, you're hitting the sweet spot (in more ways then one I'm too proud of myself for that one ).
User avatar #120090 to #120089 - awesomerninjathing (03/05/2014) [-]
>comparing penis size to pornstars
>Shiggy diggy
User avatar #120031 - countrystrong (03/05/2014) [-]
What do guys typically find attractive about a girl? Not just looks, but anything.; what gets them interested? I don't seem to catch guys' attention, other than the creepy or douchebag ones... I feel like I'm not doing something right. I'm shy, but no guy takes the time to get to know me either
User avatar #120126 to #120031 - infamoustrapper (03/05/2014) [-]
huge fucking titties
User avatar #120118 to #120031 - hawaiianhappysauce (03/05/2014) [-]
This is completely irrelevant to the question but... if that's your picture on your profile, I suggest you take it off. Aside from Facebook, you really do not want your picture on anything. Just a suggestion.
User avatar #120129 to #120118 - storkillen (03/05/2014) [-]
I have to say I agree on this point, don't have a picture of yourself on a website you can't control. For your own good change it
User avatar #120096 to #120031 - faithrider (03/05/2014) [-]
my gf- 1.neither of us were looking for a relationship...
2. we both believe the same things (we're both christians, and after some discussion we found out that our interpretation of what the bible says is very similar, and we are pretty close to the same place in our"walk with God" as the biblethuimpers like to say)

3. we like a lot of the same things.

4. i make her laugh

5. she laughs at my jokes.

so i guess, it helps (though it's not necessarily the primary concern) to believe similar things, and to me a sense of humor is important
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User avatar #120079 to #120031 - urinarytractinfect (03/05/2014) [-]
a girl who has the balls to approach me herself, not me approaching her. she knows wut she wants, shes not a little kid in a womans body, wich i find is verry common. just those traits alone will make that particular woman make men feel intimidated. so its up too you. you lil vagina you.
User avatar #120078 to #120031 - awesomerninjathing (03/05/2014) [-]
she suck dick good
User avatar #120080 to #120078 - teoberry (03/05/2014) [-]
how would you know
User avatar #120081 to #120080 - awesomerninjathing (03/05/2014) [-]
she do suck suck on me
User avatar #120082 to #120081 - teoberry (03/05/2014) [-]
shut up what shitty song is that from
User avatar #120083 to #120082 - awesomerninjathing (03/05/2014) [-]
no song
she suck on me she do penis happy
User avatar #120086 to #120083 - teoberry (03/05/2014) [-]
teddy plz i wuz kiddin
User avatar #120085 to #120083 - teoberry (03/05/2014) [-]
User avatar #120084 to #120083 - teoberry (03/05/2014) [-]
you seem like you'd enjoy pegging
User avatar #120076 to #120031 - alecbaldwinning (03/05/2014) [-]
maybe I'm a big pussy but most of what attracts me to a girl is personality. She has to be fun. Some people just click together ya know? I mean, looks do matter. But she doesn't have to be Scarlett Johansen. Just be yourself, and be patient.
User avatar #120077 to #120076 - countrystrong (03/05/2014) [-]
that's not a bad thing at all, it's good to like a great personality
User avatar #120075 to #120031 - subgunner (03/05/2014) [-]
just be who YOU want to be if you change for them then it is not worth it..... you got to give and take in a relationship... not before...
User avatar #120070 to #120031 - sweetbutteryjesus (03/05/2014) [-]
Don't use too much makeup. Guys like natural beauty, and it makes a girl not seem shallow.
Be open and interested in a conversation.
Keep a grip on the flirting. It can get weird.
Make sure you are being supportive.
Wear nice clothes. Like you're in one of those magazines.
Hell, introduce him to FJ.
User avatar #120071 to #120070 - countrystrong (03/05/2014) [-]
I've got to find a guy to introduce to FJ first lol I don't wear makeup other than eyeliner because I love how it makes my eyes look. I just try to be generally friendly
#120072 to #120071 - sweetbutteryjesus (03/05/2014) [-]
Then you should be set
User avatar #120073 to #120072 - countrystrong (03/05/2014) [-]
I hope. I try to do my part
User avatar #120068 to #120031 - mechaemperor (03/05/2014) [-]
Depends on the guy.
I like smart, dedicated, open-minded, funny, visually-appealing girls. Having plenty common interests is good too with some different tastes to keep things in variety.
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User avatar #120066 to #120059 - countrystrong (03/05/2014) [-]
I'm a cheerful person, mainly because that's what we are told to be like at work. I smile or say hi to almost everyone I pass
User avatar #120055 to #120031 - makotoitou (03/05/2014) [-]
post some titties and I'll review them to offer more feedback
User avatar #120056 to #120055 - countrystrong (03/05/2014) [-]
Nice try, not happening
User avatar #120039 to #120031 - thirdjess ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
See there's your issue right there. 'I don't catch guys attention except the creeps'. I getcha. I also find a lot of dudes creepy as all hell and have ridiculous standards, but I don't complain about it. I'm single and that's my own damn fault, basically. I don't care, but it's still my own fault. You can't expect guys to want to get to know you beyond your face if you don't want to get to know the few who do because you can't look beyond their face.
User avatar #120043 to #120039 - countrystrong (03/05/2014) [-]
I get what you're saying, but I'm not one to judge based off of looks. When I say creepy or that they're an asshole, it's because I take the time to talk to them and then I find out what type of person they really are. I don't really have that many standards, none that can't be met
User avatar #120047 to #120043 - thirdjess ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
Truth be told, everyones different. There is no one rule for attracting men. You could wear very little clothing but you're not gonna find a partner, you're going to find a one night stand. My most recent ex for example wasn't phased by apprearances at all. I went through that phase of asking him all those dumb questions 'what's your type, what's your favourite body part' and so on (insecurities SMH) which resulted in him being mad at me that I assumed he was only attracted to someones outer appreance.

You can't rely on guys to make the effort, that is straight up bullshit. So put it on friend mode for the moment, find and befriend a cool dude you have lots of common interest with, then ask em to dinner.
User avatar #120050 to #120047 - countrystrong (03/05/2014) [-]
That's a good point. I'm not only relying on the guy to make an effort though. I am an insecure person, I always have been. I'm not a confident person, and I'm trying to work on that. I am not searching just for a relationship, but someone I can get along with and confide in if I need to
User avatar #120061 to #120050 - thirdjess ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
So this is more so 'how do I break out of my shell' and less so 'how do I attract guys'? Go to parties, basically. Not necessarily alcoholic parties, but you know. Social gatherings. What I used to do was go to public spaces (typically the local shopping centre, such a teenager) and just approach people who look interesting and compliment them for it. The first couple of times terrified me, but once you walk up to them it's pretty easy.
User avatar #120063 to #120061 - countrystrong (03/05/2014) [-]
I am a fairly social friendly person, but that only gets me so far before I clam up and run out of things to say
User avatar #120064 to #120063 - thirdjess ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
Practice practice practice.
User avatar #120067 to #120064 - countrystrong (03/05/2014) [-]
It's a work in progress
User avatar #120020 - mrnappy (03/05/2014) [-]
Hey, I have 6.34 gb of e-books

I need to transfer them without the use of a usb, how to?
User avatar #120069 to #120020 - mechaemperor (03/05/2014) [-]
Homegroup sharing in local networks is available on windows PCs.
User avatar #120048 to #120020 - pocketstooheavy (03/05/2014) [-]
Transfer them to where? If the location is on the same network then you can use the HFS web server and transfer it that way. Very quick and only requires a web browser on the receiver's end.
User avatar #120052 to #120048 - mrnappy (03/05/2014) [-]
Yea, both are on the same network. How do i use HFS?
User avatar #120057 to #120052 - pocketstooheavy (03/05/2014) [-]
It is very easy. Just download it from this site (www.rejetto.com/hfs/) and save it somewhere. No install, just run the file. If it asks you to add something to the context list, say YES. That will allow you to simply right click on a folder and add it. Then, you just go to that computer's IP address on the other computer and download it through an easy to use web interface.

Honestly, I work in Networking and all sorts of IT stuff all day and this is one of the most useful little tools I know of.
User avatar #120060 to #120057 - mrnappy (03/05/2014) [-]
Ok, cool thanks

Umm, how do you get IP adress?
User avatar #120062 to #120060 - pocketstooheavy (03/05/2014) [-]
Assuming you're using Windows, press "Windows Key + R" and a "run" window should come up. Type "cmd" in that box and hit ENTER. Once inside the command prompt, type "ipconfig" and in that list it should list your network interface card and your IPv4 address should be under it.
User avatar #120058 to #120057 - pocketstooheavy (03/05/2014) [-]
And if you can't figure out the whole context menu thing, I'm sure you can figure out how to add the folder on your own. it is very easy to use.
User avatar #120065 to #120058 - mrnappy (03/05/2014) [-]
Thank you, I'll try to figure it out on my own
User avatar #120034 to #120020 - thirdjess ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
Compress them using winrar on it's best settings (will probably only reduce it to like maybe 5.5gb, but the less the better) and then upload it to a cloud host like google drive. It'll take a while to compress, upload and download it but that's what you get for not having a USB.
#120013 - ilikedragons (03/05/2014) [-]
Ok, so I know that we all hate the friendzone. I don't want to ever be that girl that send boys to the friendzone. But here is the problem. There is this guy, we take the same bus to school, have some classes together, we hang out at lunch... He's a good friend. Supper nice guy and stuff. He's kind of a beta; sorta overweight, but going to the gym almost everyday to get in shape. I know that this makes him self conscious... He likes me.

Problem? I'm gay. I like girls but I'm not ready / too scared to come out.

I don't want to leave him hopelessly stranded in the friendzone with no explanation but, I also don't want to hurt him and / or lose him as a friend. And I'm not ready do leave the closet.

Any advise on what I could do?
User avatar #120094 to #120013 - skorve ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
Just don't lead him on and you're good. If he feels wronged when you've never given him an indication that you're interested, it's his fault (brutal as it sounds). And he'll come around when you show the truth.
#120022 to #120013 - ipostcp (03/05/2014) [-]
Well, you got two options. Tell him no and don't tell him why, or tell him you're a dyke. Or date him and break up with him for some other reason.
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User avatar #120024 to #120022 - ipostcp (03/05/2014) [-]
Three options, my bad.
#120026 to #120024 - ilikedragons (03/05/2014) [-]
Since I see him multiple times everyday, dating him and then breaking up would be really awkward afterwards.
Like I said, I don't want to come out just yet...
And he hasn't said anything yet... When he gets too close or tries to hug me, I flinch away or duck under his arm and laugh it off...
User avatar #120028 to #120026 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
If he is a really close friend, like one you'd trust with your life, one you'd go to WAR with, then you might have to tell him you're gay, so long as you can trust him with it to keep it secret. Like, straight up tell that nigga to keep that shit on the fucking down low or so help you god, you'll stab him in the dick.
#120029 to #120028 - ilikedragons (03/05/2014) [-]
We are not close enough to go to war together yet.... And I tend to have trouble trusting people, no mater how good of friends we are...
User avatar #120030 to #120029 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
Alright, well, before he goes hardcore on the gym thing and looks real fuckin' nice for you, you should probably ask if he is interested, and though it will be a massive kick to the dick, say you're not. If he asks why, either dodge the question or just say you're not ready for a relationship or some bullshit.

However, he won't be happy when you do come out.
#120032 to #120030 - ilikedragons (03/05/2014) [-]
He was going to the gym before we met up again. (I know him from 2 years back and just started at the same school as him in January)
User avatar #120033 to #120032 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
Well you should still probably do it.
#120035 to #120033 - ilikedragons (03/05/2014) [-]
I am a terribly shy person and I do not like direct questions....
User avatar #120036 to #120035 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
Alright you're fucked then.
#120038 to #120036 - ilikedragons (03/05/2014) [-]
So I should just leave the poor dude in the friendzone?
User avatar #120088 to #120038 - jorgethemaster (03/05/2014) [-]
Can you hook him up with someone?
Also, good luck on coming out!
User avatar #120040 to #120038 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
Probably not, but if theres no way to comfortably say you're not interested/gay as the day is wide, it might be the only option.
#120042 to #120040 - ilikedragons (03/05/2014) [-]
how would you react if the girl you like told you she was gay?
User avatar #120150 to #120042 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
I dunno. Never had the problem.
#120044 to #120042 - ilikedragons (03/05/2014) [-]
I'm curious to get a guys point of view
User avatar #120049 to #120044 - ipostcp (03/05/2014) [-]
I'd assume she was avoiding me. You should just act oblivious to him liking you then just spring it up.
#120054 to #120049 - ilikedragons (03/05/2014) [-]
I'm kinda avoiding him at the moment because I don't know how to deal with it
User avatar #120010 - biblioklept (03/05/2014) [-]
"I nutted but she still suckin"
I can't tell from the reaction images, is that a good thing or a bad thing?
#120011 to #120010 - ipostcp (03/05/2014) [-]
Somebody hasn't done the dirty have they?
Somebody hasn't done the dirty have they?
User avatar #120015 to #120014 - ipostcp (03/05/2014) [-]
Why are you asking anyway?
User avatar #120016 to #120015 - biblioklept (03/05/2014) [-]
Why does anybody ask anything ever on the internet
I'm really curious
User avatar #120018 to #120016 - ipostcp (03/05/2014) [-]
Well, for me I personally enjoy it although I'm sure it's different for everyone.
User avatar #120003 - gmanofwonder (03/05/2014) [-]
Is 7 1/2 small for a dick?

Honest opinion please
User avatar #120041 to #120003 - thirdjess ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
Girth not length man. S'all in the girth.
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User avatar #120046 to #120045 - thirdjess ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
Lol dude, girth is the circumference not the diametre. 1.75" is smaller than my pinky.
User avatar #120053 to #120046 - gmanofwonder (03/05/2014) [-]
Oh .XD haha

I'll learn it laterz
User avatar #120017 to #120003 - kashikeoi (03/05/2014) [-]
that actually is above average. the average penis size in the world is around 5 1/2" to 6"

so cheeks up on that mate
User avatar #120019 to #120017 - gmanofwonder (03/05/2014) [-]
sauce on the average?
User avatar #120025 to #120023 - gmanofwonder (03/05/2014) [-]
Huh, Appreciate it dude!
User avatar #120027 to #120025 - kashikeoi (03/05/2014) [-]
np man

i remember being self conscious about my size, which is only barely above average.

and tbh a big dick is really overrated, most of my female friends will say the same. with very few exceptions
User avatar #120012 to #120003 - situmus (03/05/2014) [-]
You're average man, If not slightly above.
User avatar #120009 to #120003 - Claymaster (03/05/2014) [-]
That's about the white man's average
User avatar #120007 to #120003 - cottage (03/05/2014) [-]
the average size is 9 1/2 inches
#120005 to #120003 - anonymous (03/05/2014) [-]
Yes thats actually very small
User avatar #119998 - axeul (03/05/2014) [-]
Good last minute SAT practice tips?
User avatar #120008 to #119998 - chachawithbones (03/05/2014) [-]
You studied for the SAT's all your life, don't stress out.
#119989 - ploxiblox (03/05/2014) [-]
Whole Story.

Chick I've had a crush on since freshman year, met her the first day of school and we hit it off. 3 days later she is going out with my (at the time) best friend.
Then she tells me she has a crush on me, but wants to stay with her BF
Dumps her months later and she switches schools
Comes back to my school year later
Still have a crush on her, and I hit it off with her again.
Have flirty skype convos and some saucy video calls, but her friend tells another friend about them and she gets embarrassed ands stops
Changes schools again

Fast forward to senior year
Not so much of a pleb anymore
Recently start talking to her again (Dumped by her BF of the last 2 years)
She opens up to me and tells me her darkest secrets and shit like that

I feel like she might still have a thing for me, but then again I don't
I'm starting all the convos (shes only texted me first once)
I normally get short replies from her
But, last sunday she asked me to come over when no one was home because she felt "depressed"
I was out of town ATM and was unable to do so.

I still don't know how she feels about me, and I want to know if she is worth my time.

So what do you guys think?
User avatar #120074 to #119989 - hawaiianhappysauce (03/05/2014) [-]
I don't think she will go for it. She didn't the other 3 years, why now?
#119993 to #119989 - azinfoo (03/05/2014) [-]
I've been in a really similar situation, and I'd say don't push and try and get her to like you/have a thing with you, cause it'll probably just push her further away. Instead, just lay back a little and let her come to you. If she really does have an interest, obviously she'll start to show it. If she doesn't, then at least you know and you didn't try to force it
#119995 to #119993 - ploxiblox (03/05/2014) [-]
I have been thinking about doing that for a while now, just minimize my conversations with her and see if she starts coming after me. I will try that, thanks.

Still welcoming anyone else's advice on the matter.
#120000 to #119995 - azinfoo (03/05/2014) [-]
Yeah, a few months ago there was this girl whom I had had a thing with for about 4 months before that. But right before school started, I could tell she wasn't really into it anymore and she liked some other guy. Instead of just getting over it, I tried to force it for like another month or so, and now I realize that was probably the worst thing to do, so if I had it to do over, I would have definitely just taken it easy and given her some space, cause it sure would have saved a lot of time and effort.
User avatar #119990 to #119989 - dizzleboy (03/05/2014) [-]
Go, you can do this i believe in you
#119984 - anonymous (03/05/2014) [-]
How should i ask my girlfriend to prom?
User avatar #120021 to #119984 - sonni (03/05/2014) [-]
Someone at my school asked his girlfriend to prom at a pep rally. He had a bunch of his friends run up to the stands we were in and hold up a sign that said "Derpina Prom?" If your not a beta I think any girl would love that. If you don't have any pep rallys coming up maybe you could do it at half time during a basketball game or something like that? or an assembly? idk just an idea. goodluck with that though
User avatar #119999 to #119984 - thirdjess ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
..yes? I mean? Yes? Why would there be any other answer?
User avatar #119988 to #119984 - skorve ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
Girls always love cute stuff. I sent my girlfriend on a scavenger hunt for stuff she liked (had to find her favorite book at the library, the river where I asked her out, etc.) and while she was gone, I set up a big display at her house. The bigger and more personal the better
#119987 to #119984 - acheryus (03/05/2014) [-]
Walk up to her and ask " hey what color of tie should I wear to prom?" if she is your girlfriend, then she is already expecting you to take her. so you should also just expect to be going. this knowledge comes from Wumbology.
#119978 - anonymous (03/05/2014) [-]
how do I approach a guy.
User avatar #119985 to #119978 - thegamerslife ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
Naked. jk. I just had to say it.
User avatar #119983 to #119978 - dizzleboy (03/05/2014) [-]
Just say hi to them and then tell them that they're hot and all that. I know that because I'm a straight guy that loved getting compliments from females. Especially from FJ
User avatar #119981 to #119978 - skorve ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
A specific guy, or any guy?

If it's any guy, honestly, just talk to them. Your average guy is happy to talk to any girl. Find something on common, say something silly, tell a dumb joke, whatever. Chit chat about classes or hobbies. Really, anything, guys love talking to girls.

If it's a specific guy, then just show your interest. If you're scared of just directly saying it, then just try to imply it. Things like biting your lip when you guys lock eyes for a bit or just showing a lot of interest (without being overbearing) are good indicators.
User avatar #119979 to #119978 - makotoitou (03/05/2014) [-]
give him food
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#119971 - dough (03/05/2014) [-]
Yo quick story, girlfriend ended period yesterday and wanted to have sex for the first time today! so today comes and i put on a condom and start doing my thang (quite a bit of blood) and when im about done i pull out and finish. i proceed to pee thug clearing my urethra when about 20 minutes later shes trying to go at it again. im out of condoms so i go in raw and about a minute before i finish i pull out! now shes on birth control but missed a pill last month. I got nervous and went out and bought plan B because im not tryna have a kid, but am debating whether or not to tell her to take it. she said she would if i thought she needed too but i here it has horrible side effects and dont want to put her through that unless i have to. my firends told me i was fine because it was the day after here period, it was her first time, shes on the pill, and i pulled out, but i just wanted to ask yalls advice cuz i trust yall
User avatar #120120 to #119971 - touriopalfreyman (03/05/2014) [-]
Semen can survive up to a week in the female uterus, so at any point in time during the month, if you have sex she can get pregnant. If she is not on the pill for some time, there is a chance she can get pregnant, better safe than sorry and don't have sex until you have a birth control set up next time or you won't trust each other.
User avatar #120099 to #119971 - faithrider (03/05/2014) [-]
idk. honestly i don't support the day after and abortions, but i see your dilemma.

never trust anything about "good times to have sex" she can get prego no matter what time of the month, or day of the year or hour of the day it is. what it is really dependant on is whether her ovaries are capable of releasing the egg. if she is on the pill, then usually one month won't cause an issue, it takes a bit longer for the hormones to disperse... though don't take my word for it.
User avatar #119980 to #119971 - makotoitou (03/05/2014) [-]
I don't know much about this shit, but probably should just to be safe. A week of feeling like crap is better than 18 years of feeling like crap.
User avatar #119973 to #119971 - thirdjess ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
The uterus is basically a barren plain a few days following period, so it's kinda hard to get pregnant. However, skipping a single pill fucks up the cycle for a good three months or so, so I'd keep using condoms for the time being. I haven't personally taken the plan b but I helped an (underage, thus the help needed) friend go through with the process and the worst to happen was she felt nauseus for a couple hours. But if your girlfriend throws up within 24hr of taking it, it didn't work and you need to buy another one.
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