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#210004 - anon
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(03/21/2016) [-]
I'm a self-hating fuck, and I always feel like compliments are always just jokes. And I always feel guilty. What happened to me, advice? How do I fix this?
#210009 to #210004 - sugoi
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(03/21/2016) [-]
You're a depressed fuck that needs to get out more and some drive in life.
Usually people get like a job, find a hobby, or go out with a girl and hopefully try to better themselves.

I guess go set a goal for yourself with actual consequences if you fail.
#210005 to #210004 - tikitaco
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(03/21/2016) [-]
Your environment and surroundings could be a factor in this situation, maybe a change of scenery is in order.
#210003 - shadowdoogen ONLINE
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(03/21/2016) [-]
Why isn't there a confession board? I feel like there should be one. How can I pitch this idea to admin?
#210035 to #210003 - lobselvith
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(03/21/2016) [-]
There was a "dirty-secrets" channel for a little bit, but hardly anyone took it seriously and people mostly used it for joke posts. Shit got old pretty fast.
#210013 to #210003 - loveyameanish
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(03/21/2016) [-]
I guess Social board can be kind of a confession board at times. twatter posts threads every now and then about embarrassing shit that happened to her and asks people to share similar stories. It's not a far stretch from that to confessions.
#210023 to #210013 - twatter
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(03/21/2016) [-]
y-yoo too
#210010 to #210003 - sugoi
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(03/21/2016) [-]
Everyboard is a confession board
#210093 to #210010 - mondominiman
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(03/23/2016) [-]
You'll get a different response on each of them
Advice: honest answer
Anime: Something that a certain character went through that almost doesn't relate to the question at all.
Books: It's dead
Autism: Rolls and retards
Cooking: It's dead
Fitness: honest answer
Vidya: git gud
sports: you suck play sports
tech: ignored
ponyboard: ignored
hobby: its dead
#210094 to #210093 - mondominiman
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(03/23/2016) [-]
I forgot where I was going with this
#210006 to #210003 - tikitaco
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(03/21/2016) [-]
I think this is the confession board as posting a "confession" anywhere else would return not so serious results.
#210000 - anon
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(03/21/2016) [-]
i lost a gif that i was going to use for a presentation that i'm doing in a week and i cant seek to find the gif anywhere in the Internet.

its a gif of some kind of a water projection art show that is showing a phoenix flying in the air using lights and water. looks similar to what you would see in a hologram.

i googled a lot of shit and still failed at finding it. if any if you know what im talking about i would really appreciate it if you post the gif here . thanks.
#210007 to #210000 - tikitaco
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(03/21/2016) [-]
GIF
Did some searching and found this. Is this what you were looking for?
#210011 to #210007 - anon
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(03/21/2016) [-]
marry me. fuck yes this is what im looking for . thank you. also, if you have the source that would be even more amazing but thank you .
#210020 to #210011 - tikitaco
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(03/21/2016) [-]
According to a reddit user, "This is the Vivid light festival in Sydney harbor. They also have a fireworks show every Saturday night there!" www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/31ju8c/3d_hologram_of_phoenix/ Thread in question.
#210046 to #210020 - anon
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(03/22/2016) [-]
thank you.
#209991 - linkofcourage
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(03/21/2016) [-]
How do I help someone with depression? I don't really know her offline but she seems to be a legit case, based on how my brother went through a bad depression when i was younger, but i was too young to understand then, only knowing after the fact, now I dont know how to help.
#210008 to #209991 - tikitaco
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(03/21/2016) [-]
You refer them to see a professional.
#209998 to #209991 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(03/21/2016) [-]
I've tried to "actually help" someone with depression and it's just a bad idea. You aren't a therapist or a knight in shining armor. The best you can do is be a good friend because it'll make her life better. Be there for her as a person you like and not an illness you want to cure. There's nothing you can say or do that'll ever just undepress this girl or anyone with such an illness, but you might save them by always being there for them when they need you.

A friend isn't necessarily treatment, but it's still something immensely valuable.
#209989 - slothboner
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(03/21/2016) [-]
Hey advice.

I used to be incredibly high achieving in a lot of aspects of life. I always used to strive to be number 1 at everything I did, and for a long time it was working. I got a full ride scholarship for academics, lots of bitches, and was a pretty popular dude. I had troubles with alcohol the whole time, I always used it as a stress reliever after a long day. It snowballed pretty quickly and now I basically have no memory of the past 4 years of my life. I drink myself to sleep 7 nights a week and pretty much don't leave my room.

Any advice on how to turn this around? I've tried so many times to get sober and get back on the track I once was but i've failed countless times.

If anyone has any experience beating alcoholism or drug issues (specifically amphetamines) and has knowledge to help me i'll blow you straight up bruh.
#210067 to #209989 - idontfukincareatg
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(03/22/2016) [-]
You are aware that you have a problem. That's a good start. Next time you have a drink, I want you to analyze a couple things. First, observe all of your senses. What are you tasting? What are you feeling? What is happening to your mind and body at the very moment you take the drink? Awareness of the state of your body and mind are key in this exercise.

Your day is made up of choices. Once you make a choice enough, it becomes how your brain reacts when it is on "autopilot." The choices made on autopilot become habits.

Every action you do has a "trigger" or something that causes it. Your mind works on the basis of trigger ---> action ----> result. The exercise in the first paragraph will allow you to become aware of the trigger mechanism that causes you to drink. You have trained your brain to think that once the trigger is perceived, you take a drink, which gives a positive result according to the brain itself. You can ignore finding the result in your case. It will not help you in what you want to achieve here.

If you can identify the trigger(s), you can train yourself to take a different action. Change your action to something positive that will help you, or something else that will be easy to quit entirely. This still takes a lot of willpower and time. Seeing as you were high achieving, that means you had willpower at one point in your life, and maybe still have some. Willpower is like a muscle, you must train it to get it. And if you don't use it for long enough it goes away. But willpower is an entirely different lecture. I'll give you that lecture if you request it.

Cold turkey is the most effective way of quitting an addiction. The tools above will help you. Do some research of your own, it could help. You must take action, because just knowing about your problem will not make it go away. If you must, remove the temptation. Do not buy alcohol, or go around anywhere that has alcohol. Remember, AWARENESS OF YOUR THOUGHTS IS KEY.

When I was in college, I would drink for stress relief and to combat depression. After a while, I realized that the alcohol made the depression worse rather than better. Sure, I felt better while I was drinking, but at soon as it wore off, I felt horrible. After observing and listening to other people who would drink daily, I noticed that the alcohol seemed to make everyone more depressed than they were without it. Now I might drink once a month, and even though a lot of my life is still in shit, I feel much better. I hope this information helps
#210069 to #210067 - slothboner
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(03/22/2016) [-]
I read the first 2 stanzas, i'm fucked up right now. I'll read the rest later maybe. i have a dog.
#209992 to #209989 - anon
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(03/21/2016) [-]
If you have someone who genuinely cares about you (parents maybe?) talk to them and try to reach out for support. Don't think they're pitying you.

If you don't have anyone like that, idk man. I've never really had an issue with it but I've known some people who had and the thing I said helped them.
#209995 to #209992 - slothboner
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(03/21/2016) [-]
Thank
#209990 to #209989 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(03/21/2016) [-]
I imagine rehab or AA would help
#209996 to #209990 - slothboner
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(03/21/2016) [-]
I am anti-AA with a passion. Please never recommend AA/NA to someone with an addiction.

Cognitive behavioral therapy is promising but it didn't stick with me.

Thanks for the response though.
#209997 to #209996 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(03/21/2016) [-]
What's wrong with AA? I'm not asking that to defend it, but because I like alcohol and would like to know why I should possibly be wary of it if the future turns out in a way where I would consider it. I know nothing about it apart from that it exists.
#209999 to #209997 - slothboner
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(03/21/2016) [-]
AA/NA (Narcotics anonymous) are both programs that are the go-to helpers for alcoholism/drug addiction, but they have literally no evidence that they work. Courts in America require people to attend these meetings and the evidence suggests that they are actually harmful groups (it's hard to gather statistical data on an anonymous group but the few that allow tracking show that they are inneffective, and actually are harmful).

My main problem with these groups is that 80%+ of people who suffer from substance addiction have other mental health issues, namely depression and anxiety (clinical level, not teenage girl wants attention level). These groups prop themselves up as the only, or the correct, way to deal with alcoholism. But these groups are run by amateurs who have no business dealing with people who need mental health assistance.

If you define "success" as staying sober for 1+ year, AA has a rate of about 4 percent. People who try to get sober by themseves with support from family have about a 3.75% success rate, which is statistically inconclusive. The one thing AA does which is very important for someone trying to stay sober is it provides a social support group, without that the chances of staying sober are pretty much 0 to someone with a diagnosed problem. I don't have the studies to backup what I just said on my laptop but I do have them on my computer and can cite them later if you want.

The concerning thing to me is the statistical jump in suicide for people whoo attend AA/NA. This is just me talking, but having been to probably over 1000 AA/NA meetings at this point and what i've gathered from them is that open speaker meetings are literally people trying to outdo each other, they try to make themselves sound like they had the worst "bottom" ever, and no one who has ever been addicted to alcohol or drugs was worse than their bottom. Other than that its very religious, it has you denote a "higher power" which can be anything, but if you read what they're saying its very clear you have to believe in a God for the program to work. The AA headquarters has the lords prayer etched around its building. But these programs literally tell people that if you follow this program you will be sober, and if you can't follow this program you will not ever be sober. Suicide rates statistically skyrocket for people who have failed this program multiple times (again I don't have those studies on me but i know some can be found on orangepapers.com , and I have the actual ones on my other computer).

But CBT is a proven way to help addicts, it statistically helps people turn their lives around, it just didn't work for me. If you know anyone suffering from alcoholism beg them to see a cognitive behavioral therapist before you recommend an AA/NA meeting
#210001 to #209999 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(03/21/2016) [-]
No need for citing, I believe you. It makes sense that just talking to a group of random people once a week wouldn't exterminate an addiction.
Thanks for the info. CBT is the way to go. I'll remember it.
#210002 to #210001 - slothboner
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(03/21/2016) [-]
I've had 3 very good friends overdose on heroin who literally threw their life into those programs.

If AA works for someone support them, but they really need to know that it isn't the only option to fix addiction. If you think we havn't learned anything about addiction to help addicts in the past 100 years and that this program is iron clan that person is a fucking idiot.
#209986 - ptolomeus
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(03/21/2016) [-]
Im going to make this as short as possible.
I want to identify a language i heard in song.
I'm going to take and unqualified guess and say that it's something from east europe/some language from Russia/the Caucasus.
I have already asked a lot of places on youtube and provided the link to the song, but the russian side of youtube are downright retarded and does not understand shit when asked to click a link.
I even tried posting the link to a lyrics site with a sub forum of international/non-english songs, in hopes of any identification.
I followed quiet a few links linked to the youtube video, and nobody knows what the language is, or who the singer is.

So now i ask you FJ, how do i identify this language?

Source: CAavi
#210018 to #209986 - anon
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(03/21/2016) [-]
the title is russian, and there is a russian flag about 50 seconds in, so im going to say russian
#209987 to #209986 - ptolomeus
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(03/21/2016) [-]
Confirmed not chechen btw.
#209993 to #209987 - anon
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(03/21/2016) [-]
Pretty sure it's Russian..
#209977 - lovepain
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(03/21/2016) [-]
Guy HELP!!!!

So a few weeks ago me and my gf did it for her first time, she bled, pretty normal right?

week later we did it again, she bled , curious but not concerned. No pain when we have intercourse. 3rd time she still bled bit less blood was coming out. We just thought it was because i went a bit deep this time.

2 weeks later, (last friday) we did it and i went all the way, it didnt hurt her at the time and we thought the bleeding stopped because we saw no blood on the condom or anything, not until it was morning i saw my white boxers partly soaked in blood. Speaking to her now and shes book an appointment with the doctors tomorrow and she says when she bends over it hurts
#209988 to #209977 - sugoi
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(03/21/2016) [-]
To be sure you're not fucking her during her period are you?
#209979 to #209977 - lovepain
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(03/21/2016) [-]
Even though it been 2 days since we done it. Everything online says it can be serious but we`ve not found much about it, anyone know what could be wrong?
#209984 to #209979 - anon
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(03/21/2016) [-]
It took me two weeks of trying before we actually got the deed done and there was a LOT OF pain every time. The pain was present for a few weeks after that, but it went away after I got used to it. Keep in touch with the doctor and be sure to pay close attention to how she feels before, during, and after. It shouldn't be anything to worry about, but better safe than sorry.
#209982 to #209979 - notred ONLINE
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(03/21/2016) [-]
i know sometimes it just does. Cause you're literally tearing and reopening the tear every time you have sex. just lay off for a bit and let it heal pretty much.
#209975 - cronos
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(03/21/2016) [-]
I need to make a list of jobs in interested in once I swear into the Navy next week. Can anyone give me an idea of what I should look into? My recruiter told me my ASVAB scores are high enough for me to pick essentially any job...so that's not helping me at all.
#209974 - muchname
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(03/21/2016) [-]
anyone good at transcribing music from songs wanna help a brother out, please?
#209967 - drastronomy
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(03/20/2016) [-]
>Text cute grill i know
>Manage to keep the conversation going for all of 4 texts, then forget about it when excercising
>Conversation ended with a remark, not a question, so cannot continue it now, 6 hours later, without being a weird fuck
>Cannot start a conversation out of the blue, pretty weird

Just kill me
#209968 to #209967 - ifailedmyact ONLINE
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(03/20/2016) [-]
"Hey, what's up?"
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#209957 to #209956 - ieatbengay
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(03/20/2016) [-]
why shkle?
#209958 to #209957 - piratedangel
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(03/20/2016) [-]
Just trying to hide shkle's gender because once FJ user gets girl, they leave. I want to stay on FJ.
#209961 to #209958 - ieatbengay
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(03/20/2016) [-]
"are you asking me out or are you asking if i would"
#209964 to #209961 - piratedangel
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(03/20/2016) [-]
she said "i'm asking if you would"
#209965 to #209964 - ieatbengay
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(03/20/2016) [-]
fuck

then it really depends how much you know/like her

if you like her say yes and complement her (personality) in some way

or ask "why are you asking"
#209980 to #209965 - piratedangel
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(03/21/2016) [-]
Fuck, I was right. She was just asking for approval or something.
#210015 to #209980 - ieatbengay
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(03/21/2016) [-]
women am i right
#210017 to #210015 - piratedangel
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(03/21/2016) [-]
Glad I saw that coming.
#209966 to #209965 - ieatbengay
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(03/20/2016) [-]
>>#209964, you can probably think of better things to say than me
#209963 to #209961 - piratedangel
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(03/20/2016) [-]
Just asked her that.
#209960 to #209958 - ieatbengay
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(03/20/2016) [-]
oh i see why you're asking i thought your were being a quirky troll

you should probably ask her (or him or whatever) because there's no way of telling from text, but i'd say most likely she's asking you out
#209962 to #209960 - piratedangel
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(03/20/2016) [-]
cool thanks!
#209955 - momad
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(03/20/2016) [-]
idk where to put this but could someone link me to the video of people going to syria and asking the poor syrians about the refugees, and they all call the refugees traitors and degenerates?
#209954 - anon
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(03/20/2016) [-]
I have a relationship problem guys.

I've been dating a smart, beautiful girl for the past 2 years but I know we're not right for each other since we have different personalities. I love her with all my heart but I know we both aren't happy and all I do is hurt her and it's probably best that I dump her. I just can't and I don't know what I would do with out her since I don't know if I will ever have feelings for someone like that again..

It just sucks
#209969 to #209954 - ifailedmyact ONLINE
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(03/20/2016) [-]
In a way, I get you. I've dated people that were nothing like me and we had good tomes but it never ended up working out. Our personalities were just too different. I once dated a guy who was so similar to me it was fucking scary. But it was toxic because what he has similar to me were all of my negative traits and it just kept winding down into a more depressing relationship. It did not last long at all. Now I'm with someone who is is so much like me it's amazing. We share so many positive traits from eachother, from music taste to our humor, vidya we like to play and shows we like to watch. And best of all, we share almost similar points of views on many topics of life. I can say dating someone who is another positive version of myself is the bappiest and most fun I've ever had.

Every relationship sucks ending and it bothers to think you have to start over. But eventually, if you're lucky and you're true to yourself enough, you'll find someone positively perfect for you. I hate when people say being with someone who's just like you is boring because that's complete bullshit. Opposites attract and most times the reaction is utterly horrific.

Anyways if your relationship isn't really working out, it'll end up falling apart soon, somehow. Never fails. You either wait for that definite heartbreak or spare yourself of that pain now.
#209970 to #209969 - anon
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(03/20/2016) [-]
thank you for your advice. I decided to break up with her and I just got home from meeting with her and telling her. It was definitely the worst thing I've ever had to do since I care for her so much. It just sucks knowing that this is the end of us since she means so much to me and I still love her... I'm sure our paths will cross sometime down the road and maybe we can fix everything that was wrong or we can be happy that we moved on and found someone else.
#209953 - anon
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(03/20/2016) [-]
I have a relationship problem guys.

I've been dating a smart, beautiful girl for the past 2 years but I know we're not right for each other since we have different personalities. I love her with all my heart but I know we both aren't happy and all I do is hurt her and it's probably best that I dump her. I just can't and I don't know what I would do with out her since I don't know if I will ever have feelings for someone like that again..

It just sucks
#209981 to #209953 - cancerlobster
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(03/21/2016) [-]
Consider telling her you two should take a break from the relationship, assuming she feels the same way you do. That way you get time away from each other to sort out what you really want while also having the possibility of getting back together. Though be warned this might backfire and kill the relationship for good. Only do this when you're comfortable enough with the chances of losing her.
#209951 - anon
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(03/20/2016) [-]
I'd like to become a firefighter but I don't know much about the recruiting process or what to expect from it and I'd rather talk to someone who's actually gone through with it. I'm still incredibly nervous about perusing a job as a firefighter, does anyone have any advice and can answer my questions?

How often does the fire department take new recruits?
What jobs do they offer when they aren't hiring for a firefighter position?
What kind of people do they look for?
What kind of experience would I need before applying?
#209952 to #209951 - muffintime ONLINE
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(03/20/2016) [-]
Take it from a kid who just finished fire school and is currently going through an application process with a major city fire department. A fire department takes new recruits usually ever year depending on if they are building any new halls or how many people are retiring that year, so it's something you can't really control. If they're not hiring there's nothing they can do for you until they open up there hiring application so just keep looking until they're hiring.

For the people they are looking forward part, they want people who are easy to get along with and who are team players and obedient. Firefigting is a giant family who have to work together to get the job done. You all have to work together and if one person does his own thing (freelance) the who call will fuck up. There's many different personalities in the firehall so if you're shy like me you will have no problem as long as you can take a joke and look after your crew. The main thing you have to know in a fire hall is that you're all brothers and you look after your own, you might not like a guy but at the end of the day he's still family and if shit hits the fan in a call you better be able to run into the structure thats collapsing on him and drag his ass out of there since at the end of the day everyone goes home. Also don't ever walk in a hall thinking you're better then anyone especially as a rookie firefighter, It's okay to act confident but if you act cocky they will break you down and make your life miserable.

For experience I recommend applying at a local volunteer hall if there's one close by and get as much life experience as possible in dealing with people (like volunteering at homeless shelters once in a while.. stuff like that) and get a job dealing with people in stressed situations like security or stuff like that.
#209985 to #209952 - anon
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(03/21/2016) [-]
Wow, thank you. That makes me feel a lot better. I still have a ton of questions if you don't mind answering them for me.

What should I study or prepare myself for in fire academy so I'm ready?
What kind of work outs do you do to stay in shape?
Is there a weight limit to joining like in the military?
Would you consider being a firefighter a favorable career and can you make a living off of it even if you're a rookie?

Again, thank you. You don't know how much weight this has lifted off of me.
#210044 to #209985 - muffintime ONLINE
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(03/21/2016) [-]
I would recommend studying everything you possibly can in fire academy because the main thing in firefighting is that you can never become to complacent since you can't control anything on the fire ground and you never know what can help you out when you're panicking.

For me I personally go to the gym 4 times a week and do a normal workout schedule and I do cardio 2 times a week (one day is like a 30 minute run and the other one is running bleachers or hill sprints, something that makes you do high intensity running)

there is no weight/height limit since I know guys who are like 5'1 and 135 pounds who are now captains and back in there day they where able to pull out 300 pounds guys no problem, so aslong as you can pass the physical your weight doesn't matter

I don't know the pay scale where you're applying but for me the average rookie makes $65,000 a year and a senior man (10 years +) make close to $100,000. But honestly, if you're making enough to support yourself the money won't matter since I have never met one person who didn't love being a firefighter. The job is amazing and it feels like you never have to work another day in your life and you also get a second family out of it who will look after you no matter what
#209947 - cognosceteipsum
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(03/20/2016) [-]
Anyone here with experience of bipolar disorder?
#209948 to #209947 - anon
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(03/20/2016) [-]
yes and no.
#209949 to #209948 - cognosceteipsum
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(03/20/2016) [-]
What do you mean by that?
#209945 - anon
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(03/20/2016) [-]
A friend of mine won't stop texting me.
I want to be left alone but she just keeps texting me, and it feels so rude to just ignore it.
What do?
#209959 to #209945 - ieatbengay
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(03/20/2016) [-]
"im busy"
"gotta go"

you can work this one out
#209950 to #209945 - anon
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(03/20/2016) [-]
Tell her this isn't a good time for you to talk. If you don't want to come off as rude, tell her that you'll text her back when it's convenient for you but only tell her this if you're being honest.
#209926 - smartythechicken
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(03/20/2016) [-]
HOLY SHIT
be me
few mins ago
take a scoop of honey
tastesgood.png
bend forward
ohshit.jpg
i feel like the honey is going into my nose and behind my eyes
holy shit its not so sweet anymore
i am gulping in air automatically, i cant stop, can barely breathe
nose is running with now liquid honey
i think i just fucking waterboarded myself guys. im ok now but i still smell honey. am i ok?
#209934 to #209926 - usarmyexplain
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(03/20/2016) [-]
You're fine
#209923 - hellomynameisbill
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(03/20/2016) [-]
There's this girl i'm interested in, but in order to talk to her I'd have to clique jump (which I do frequently), but her clique is entirely girls who I share no classes nor mutual friends with. What do?
#209927 to #209923 - ieatbengay
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(03/20/2016) [-]
why would you have to hang out with a group of girls just to talk to 1? do you know how talking works?
#209931 to #209927 - hellomynameisbill
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(03/20/2016) [-]
at this point i'm a total stranger to her. There are not many opportunities for me to talk to her alone because she's not alone often.
#209933 to #209931 - ieatbengay
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(03/20/2016) [-]
you dont have to completely join their group though
#209939 to #209933 - hellomynameisbill
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(03/20/2016) [-]
Never said I'd have to
#209940 to #209939 - ieatbengay
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(03/20/2016) [-]
"I'd have to clique jump" does that not mean joining their group?
#209924 to #209923 - sugoi
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(03/20/2016) [-]
Look for another chick.
#209925 to #209924 - hellomynameisbill
Reply 0
(03/20/2016) [-]
I ain't no damn quitter
#209932 to #209925 - sugoi
Reply -1
(03/20/2016) [-]
That makes you a stalker and a bit of a creep.
Your stubborn attitude would be much more appreciated if you two were actually in a relationship.
#209918 - anon
Reply +2
(03/20/2016) [-]
Need a quick answer. I had to fire someone tonight and need to text my boss a little report as to why. How does this sound to you guys?

"After catching him stealing from our store for the third time, watching him destroy our product in fits of frustration, and hearing him threaten a police officer from the drive through window, I decided Alec Hendrix was not fit to work in our store. He is both a health hazard and a liability. He will not be joining us at Dunkin Donuts any more."
#209928 to #209918 - ieatbengay
Reply +1
(03/20/2016) [-]
"he will not be joining us" sounds a bit weird
#209920 to #209918 - loveyameanish
Reply +1
(03/20/2016) [-]
Sounds legit. Maybe add in if the events were caught on CCTV in case the boss would like to review the incident himself?