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User avatar #151332 - larrynonymous (08/24/2014) [-]
Is their any other torrent sites better than the pirate bay currently You need to login to view this link
I need one for music and porn is there any other better ones? or not.
User avatar #151336 to #151332 - derpityhurr (08/24/2014) [-]
I like using You need to login to view this link but it has slightly less torrents and seeders
it automatically lists by number of seeders
User avatar #151338 to #151336 - larrynonymous (08/24/2014) [-]
thanks man
User avatar #151339 to #151338 - derpityhurr (08/25/2014) [-]
I still use tpb mostly
If you didnt know, you can list by seeders on tpb as well by clicking the header SE in the search results
User avatar #151327 - ScottP (08/24/2014) [-]
Is there anyone here who is working toward a major in (or has a major in) Physical Therapy? If so, is it a viable major for someone who doesn't exactly excel in science, but does well enough to pass? I'm interested in going for something in the medical field, but I don't want to spend 10-12 years in school. Any thoughts?
User avatar #151326 - commanderbunbun (08/24/2014) [-]
Today, I caused roughly around $80 worth of damages to a customer's car at the car wash I work at. A coworker says our insurance will cover it, but I'm still afraid. I asked my boss if I would be taken off the schedule, and he replied with a simple "No"

Yet I'm still nervous. I need some rationalized thinking to help me calm down, and convince me what I did was no so bad and just a mistake.
User avatar #151425 to #151326 - phoenixforger (08/25/2014) [-]
Consider your past in this job. If you have worked there for a fair amount of time, and have done well up until now, then you should be fine. Since you haven't been fired yet, you have a chance to prove that you are still an asset to the company. Just work hard, and don't screw up again, and you should be fine.
User avatar #151418 to #151326 - thirdjess ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
In the future, go to your boss seeking a way to improve the situation for a customer, not a side door your pussy ass can turn tail and hide in. Bosses do not appreciate that shit.
User avatar #151345 to #151326 - dasistwunderbar (08/25/2014) [-]
You want rational? Here's rational. You fucked up. This is true. Your boss knows this and he thinks less of you for this. However, now that he has told you directly that you will not be punished as a direct result of this action, you're fine. He cannot legally take that job away from you now. Apologise to him, to the person whose car you fucked over (if safe). In a short time, all will be well. Just don't fuck up so bad again. On a side note, what on earth did you do with a squeegee to cause $80 of damage?
User avatar #151329 to #151326 - hargleblarg (08/24/2014) [-]
People make mistakes all the time, it surely isn't the first time something like this has happened at the car wash and it wont be the last, nor is it the worst. It's a common occurance and it's just chance that it involved you this time, that's all.
User avatar #151325 - NotFuni (08/24/2014) [-]
How weird is it for me to bring a male escort as a date to a party??

Imma a grl btw...
User avatar #151426 to #151325 - phoenixforger (08/25/2014) [-]
If going to this party is only going to be painful, then do something else. Instead of renting a date, go to an amusement park or see a movie. Do something fun, and give your worried mind a vacation.
#151399 to #151325 - dehumanizer ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
so you're too fat and ugly to get a regular date like the others?
User avatar #151411 to #151399 - NotFuni (08/25/2014) [-]
Uh... no. Well i mean i'm definitely plenty ugly, and well fat enough, but neither of those factors has stopped me getting dates/bf's before.
I broke up with my bf two weeks ago, he was cheating. So i'm not in any kind of headspace to be able to date again yet. I DON'T want another bf right now, i don't even want sex, i can't wrap my head around flirting with guys or anything, because i'm still getting over my (now ex) bf.

But i don't think i will be able to take this party this weekend alone... Its the birthday of my "the one who got away". So he and his partner will be there. I'm already feeling all screwed up and vulnerable after the break up and i don't know how well i'm going to be able to handle seeing this guy so happy with his new gf...

I just thought that if my date was being paid, then i wouldn't have to get into all the emotional rubbish that goes with dates. I wouldn't be having sex with him.

And it's NOT about making this guy jealous, it's just about me having someone who i can retreat to if i start freaking out... even if it is pretend(obviously its not real hes an escort).
#151422 to #151411 - dehumanizer ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
Then why are you gonna go if its going to hurt you. Would paying some stranger to pretend to care make it any better? No so just fughetaboutit.
User avatar #151379 to #151325 - alecbaldwinning ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
What kind of party?
User avatar #151380 to #151379 - NotFuni (08/25/2014) [-]
BBQ type party, will turn into a massive booze up by the end though...
User avatar #151382 to #151380 - alecbaldwinning ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
Then that's weird. Why are you considering paying somebody to take as a date?
User avatar #151412 to #151382 - NotFuni (08/25/2014) [-]
^^I kinda answered this above...
User avatar #151465 to #151412 - alecbaldwinning ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
Do not go.
User avatar #151330 to #151325 - hargleblarg (08/24/2014) [-]
Not that weird really, I mean, it's what male escorts are for.
User avatar #151316 - thisisestonia (08/24/2014) [-]
after stretching my arms back and tilting my head back a pop goes off in the chest, what does it come from?
User avatar #151323 to #151316 - jokekill ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
gas escaping from the muscles
User avatar #151404 to #151323 - thisisestonia (08/25/2014) [-]
that thing happens in the chest too?
User avatar #151420 to #151404 - jokekill ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
It happens everywhere.
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User avatar #151317 to #151314 - makotoitou (08/24/2014) [-]
post them
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User avatar #151319 to #151318 - makotoitou (08/24/2014) [-]
make it shhhh
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User avatar #151321 to #151320 - makotoitou (08/24/2014) [-]
do both
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User avatar #151306 - thisisestonia (08/24/2014) [-]
Drink milk!

In the schooltime I drank milk every day but now in the summer not so much, my stomach acid level is through the roof (I think it is) because my "outcome" is a bit liquidy (?). I started to drink milk regularly for a week now no such things have occured anymore
User avatar #151307 to #151306 - awesomerninjathing (08/24/2014) [-]
I used to drink milk a lot but now the taste bothers me
User avatar #151308 to #151307 - thisisestonia (08/24/2014) [-]
same here, I try to eat something salty when I drink milk too so it doesn't feel weird.
User avatar #151302 - unncommon (08/24/2014) [-]
Guys, I've been working my ass off to get my life spotless and above acceptable so that way when I sign my contract very soon to join the US Army I'll have a leg up on the competition. I'm taking nine classes, working out over six hours a week, and just being over all productive. How ever on Friday I went out to a party and my girlfriend left weed in my truck before I dropped her off. It's now Sunday and I can't find it. I'm hoping someone stole it. If I get pulled over and police find drugs in my truck that I don't even do then I'm going down for possession, and I can't join the military that I've been waiting since I was a child, that I've wanted to spend my life doing and haven't thought of anything else because there's been no other options for me. It's not really get fault but I'm furious right now. I'm going to do a deep clean on my vehicle asap. I used to do drugs and despite how amazing partying every night and being self destructive was I given it all up, and I barely even drink anymore, only for the furthering of following my dream. What do. I feel fucked even though I haven't even been caught with anything and aren't even under any real threat of being caught.
usarmyexplain I summon thee
#151400 to #151302 - dehumanizer ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
Women... NOT EVEN ONCE!
User avatar #151315 to #151302 - usarmyexplain (08/24/2014) [-]
Well... Shit dude, just vacuum your truck out and dont speed if you dont speed you wont get pulled over . One time I had a a friend pack a bowl in my passenger seat with the dankest weed ever, he put it away, but my car wreaked of weed for days, so I know that feeling.

Also, it's good that you are giving up self destructive partying and drinking, because that's what the weekends are like in the army. Seriously. You don't know fun till do a 6 mile run with 50 hungover people Monday morning.

While it's cool that you are joining a weightlifting team, the army really just wants you to be able to run and do push-ups also sit-ups some times
User avatar #151328 to #151315 - unncommon (08/24/2014) [-]
Yeah I've heard some stories about the Rangers partying. So I'm looking forward to that. And even though I love getting completely hammered and fucking shit up, it's not the time to do so. And yeah I know all they want me to do is pushups and I could just stick to body weight but I do both because I enjoy it and you know, I like getting stronger plus getting swole isn't that bad
User avatar #151303 to #151302 - unncommon (08/24/2014) [-]
Shit, I'm even joining the weight lifting team (by recommendation by coach and former team members) on top of getting a job. I'm doing great and don't get nervous easily, but this has me anxious as fuck.
#151301 - anonymous (08/24/2014) [-]
So I fucked up. I procrastinated really badly on my online driving course and I got down to the last test which I put off out of thinking how I didnt remember a lot of the previous lessons. I put it off so much in fact that I went over the deadline and we have to pay for a second full class time, which is 500$. The money might sting, but its not what concerns me. My inability to just sit down and get everything I need to get done... done is causing problems for me. I have acknowledge that procrastinating and playing games is a problem, but no matter how many times I go, "I'm going to be smart and efficient with my work load," I can't follow up. Any help?
#151299 - anonymous (08/24/2014) [-]
My stomach acid is so rancid at the moment that it's making the carbonation from my pop taste and smell like egg immediately when I burp.
User avatar #151291 - delphine (08/24/2014) [-]
Last night I ate half a raw trinidad scorpion pepper with a friend. It felt like swallowing a thousand burning needles. Then last night I kept waking up with severe stomach pain. After drinking milk, it subsided.

I can deal with the pain but I'm concerned that it might cause tissue damage and cause an infection. Has anyone else experienced ridiculously hot peppers and can give advice to promote healing? I really don't want to go to the hospital for intestinal lesions.
User avatar #151292 to #151291 - axeul (08/24/2014) [-]
I'll be honest, something that hot can and will burn you at least a little bit on the inside if you eat it incorrectly or wrong. I'd say if you continue to feel any more pain, go to a doctor
#151243 - anonymous (08/24/2014) [-]
In high school, do you think it's ok for a senior to date a freshman? This girl and I want to be together, but I'm 17 and she's 14. I have no problem and neither does she. I don't really care what my friends say, but the main problem is her parents. From what she's told me, they sound pretty strict, she hasn't said anything about me to them (we only got to meet up once and she said she was hangin with friends after volleyball). We go to different nearby schools. How can I see her more? Also, another girl started talking to me and she's farther but my age. She seems interested. But the 14 year old gave me my first kiss, even though we aren't dating but we want to and .... This is the most I've done with girls in my while life and need doe advice so I dont Fuck this up. If you need to know more to help just ask. Any help is appreciated, thanks in advance ( I'll probably thank you again anyway).
User avatar #151284 to #151243 - nigalthornberry (08/24/2014) [-]
I dated a girl that was in college when I was a freshman so you're alright as long as you take it slow
#151267 to #151243 - minutes (08/24/2014) [-]
Your age / 2 +7 = creepyness factor

So 17 / 2 = 8,5 +7 = 15.5

Buuut it doesn't matter at all in my opinion. If you two like each other, just fuck what people think and be together. The only thing that should matte to you is if you're happy.
User avatar #151275 to #151267 - sugoi (08/24/2014) [-]
I don't think that formula really works since it kinda changes as you grow older.
So like it's creepy now but in a few years it'll be normal.

So basically he just has to wait 3 years for it to be normal according to your formula.
#151276 to #151275 - minutes (08/24/2014) [-]
lol no. Do the math. If you're like 50 for example, 25+7 you get 32. So anything younger then 32 would be weird for you to date.
User avatar #151278 to #151276 - sugoi (08/24/2014) [-]
Yeah man, the distance increases is what I'm saying. The calculation you did in #151267 says that an age difference of 1.5 is creepy.
But the calculation you just did has an age gap of 18. So it might be creepy now but it gets less creepy as you grow up.
#151283 to #151278 - minutes (08/24/2014) [-]
Also, because it is that way. An 20 year old dating a 23 year old is not creepy or weird at all but a 16 year old dating a 13 year old is.
#151279 to #151278 - minutes (08/24/2014) [-]
Dude it's a formula. That's the point of it, you can use it on any age.
#151255 to #151243 - dehumanizer ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
eww no man wtf thats illegal, for god's sake she's only 14! DO you want to go to jail or something?
User avatar #151251 to #151243 - mlpokeyuan (08/24/2014) [-]
Ok scratch the part about the 2nd girl. She's currently a guy, but will be a girl when he's 18.
User avatar #151252 to #151251 - sugoi (08/24/2014) [-]
What now?
#151298 to #151252 - anonymous (08/24/2014) [-]
I'm not gonna pursue a guy. I'll hang out with him as a friend, but I won't let it go past that. Idk what'll happen after the sex change.
User avatar #151244 to #151243 - mlpokeyuan (08/24/2014) [-]
Sorry for typos, I'm on a phone and it's 4 am. Also, I wasn't logged in oops.
User avatar #151248 to #151244 - sugoi (08/24/2014) [-]
3 years is okay.
Once you hit the double digits then shit gets strange. If they're strict that prob means they just want her hubby to be obedient and successful so feign that till you can move out together and ignore them.
#151229 - theblackhorntail ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
Can anybody tell me how can I sell my drawings for cash? I need to make like 150$-200$ per month to pay for my university. The attached image is a drawing I made a few weeks back.
User avatar #151253 to #151229 - thirdjess ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
I do commissions via tumblr and I've only ever gotten one commission through it, so unless you already have an account with 100+ active followers you're probably not gonna get much biz unfortunately. An alternative is Redbubble, if you can make art digitally, sell prints, shirts, sticks etc on Redbubble.
User avatar #151261 to #151253 - theblackhorntail ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
What about Fiverr?
User avatar #151262 to #151261 - thirdjess ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
I've never used it cause I don't sell my art for $5 as it's not drawn with a crayon on printer paper (what I'm saying here is you shouldn't sell your art for $5).
User avatar #151263 to #151262 - theblackhorntail ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
Really? How much should I price it?
#151265 to #151263 - thirdjess ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
I'm also selling something similar to this for $250, so it's dependant. But, as a base, I'd say minimum of like $20.
I'm also selling something similar to this for $250, so it's dependant. But, as a base, I'd say minimum of like $20.
#151264 to #151263 - thirdjess ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
Well it depends on your personal comfort level and the amount of effort you put in, but my commission price I sell something like this for $50, for example. It took me.. maybe six or seven hours, so it's about $8/hr work.
User avatar #151266 to #151264 - theblackhorntail ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
Well that drawing took me 2 hours But I can't draw digitally like you. Awesome art btw.
User avatar #151268 to #151266 - thirdjess ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
Thanks! That's quite speedy, two hours. Yea, I'd say a base of two dollars, quote people job for job. You wouldn't want to say $20 and then have someone ask you to draw a group portrait of their entire extended family, you know what I mean?
User avatar #151269 to #151268 - thirdjess ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
base of twenty dollars* gee it'd be neat if I could actually type what I intended to type.
User avatar #151270 to #151269 - theblackhorntail ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
Umm so where can I sell them? Redbubble is only for digital art
User avatar #151271 to #151270 - thirdjess ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
A vast majority of redbubble is actually.. uh, analog? They simply scan it or take a high quality photo of it and crop it down in photoshop.
User avatar #151272 to #151271 - theblackhorntail ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
Thanks m8
User avatar #151273 to #151272 - thirdjess ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
Welcome, good luck!
User avatar #151231 to #151229 - sugoi (08/24/2014) [-]
Commissions via tumblr
User avatar #151233 to #151231 - theblackhorntail ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
Thanks man I'll look into that.
User avatar #151234 to #151233 - sugoi (08/24/2014) [-]
Good luck Wang Fire.
#151225 - anonymous (08/24/2014) [-]
any advice on getting rid of scars? are there any good products that help them fade away?
#151300 to #151225 - saltybanana (08/24/2014) [-]
okay i really haven't tried this but my momma always says coco butter removes scares.

i have a scar on my arm which i love cause that shit looks badass, but ive seen my friend use it and it makes them vanish. not go away but they become less visible
User avatar #151277 to #151225 - jokekill ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
What kinda of scars?
#151280 to #151277 - anonymous (08/24/2014) [-]
cut-injury scar, it used to be much bigger than now but it's still visible
User avatar #151258 to #151225 - misticalz (08/24/2014) [-]
bio-oil
User avatar #151254 to #151225 - thirdjess ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
Depends on the kind of scar, there are some oils that advertise scar reducing qualities but I've never used them, personally all my scars have faded with time but aside from puberty stretch marks I got them all at a very young age.
User avatar #151228 to #151225 - sugoi (08/24/2014) [-]
Clothes
#151246 to #151228 - anonymous (08/24/2014) [-]
but that's just like temporary solution
User avatar #151247 to #151246 - sugoi (08/24/2014) [-]
Scars are scars because they are permanent.
You want a permanent solution go skin grafts.
#151224 - masarua (08/24/2014) [-]
I'm about to give up, can someone tell me why live is supposed to be good and beautiful again?
User avatar #151281 to #151224 - beatmasterz (08/24/2014) [-]
Life is what you make of it. I know it's cliche but it's true. Assuming there's no god and no absolute truth life is just a mess of accidents and activities. Be the master of your own fate.
#151286 to #151281 - masarua (08/24/2014) [-]
Trying to be the master of your fate is like trying to predict a random number generator.
Yes, you can have influence on your future, but you never how others will influence your future.
Besides, RNG hates me when I'm playing games.
User avatar #151287 to #151286 - beatmasterz (08/24/2014) [-]
You'd be surprised as to how much you can achieve on your own without the help of others.
#151288 to #151287 - masarua (08/24/2014) [-]
Well, suprise me. and where should I even start.
User avatar #151289 to #151288 - beatmasterz (08/24/2014) [-]
Where are you know and where do you want to be?
#151290 to #151289 - masarua (08/24/2014) [-]
I'm now at the bottom hole of a deep abyss, I don't really have any friends left, I live alone with my bitchy mom, no relationship and close to suicide.

But yeah...soon moving out for college, fresh new start I guess...

Where do I want to be? Just enjoying life with friends, maybe a relationship, feel comfortable with myself, losing contact with my mom and I guess good grades. The last thing is indeed my own resposibility, I can give you that.
User avatar #151293 to #151290 - beatmasterz (08/24/2014) [-]
And you're saying all of that depends on random valuables?
#151294 to #151293 - masarua (08/24/2014) [-]
They aren't really random, I'm just not able to have an influence on most of them.
User avatar #151295 to #151294 - beatmasterz (08/24/2014) [-]
Of course you are. Get a job, join a gym and a sport, find a hobby. Be sociable and make friends in college.....
#151296 to #151295 - masarua (08/24/2014) [-]
I have to wait for all of those, since I'm about to move out I can't do that where I'm living atm. Can't really get a job as my study is full time and requires you to work on a portfolio in off hours. Might join a gym or a sport, not sure which one.... I'll try to be social in college. (though it hasn't started yet, my intro party is on tuesday.)

This doesn't guarantee any succes, tho
User avatar #151297 to #151296 - beatmasterz (08/24/2014) [-]
Of course it doesn't but what's the alternative? Sitting behind the computer all day?
#151304 to #151297 - masarua (08/24/2014) [-]
Pretty much
User avatar #151305 to #151304 - beatmasterz (08/24/2014) [-]
So which one garantuees more success in your opinion?
#151256 to #151224 - dehumanizer ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
Its not.
User avatar #151230 to #151224 - sugoi (08/24/2014) [-]
Because of anime.
Also life has no meaning, whether it is beautiful and good or not depends on how you perceive the world.
I look at some art and I think gee wizz that sure is beautiful and you might see it and think meh. If you keep that negative attitude then nothing is gunna look good for you.
#151235 to #151230 - masarua (08/24/2014) [-]
That negative attitude is temporary...
I just doubt every choice I make, wondering what it would've been like if I made another choice. Besides that, everyone just keeps shoving their happiness into my face, which only makes me realise what I'm missing. And whenever they have "problems", they are usually solved within a week but they keep on ranting about it.

I just want someone to care about me.
User avatar #151237 to #151235 - sugoi (08/24/2014) [-]
Don't cry over spilt milk.
Why dwell on things that you cannot change? There is no reason for it, focus on the problems you have now and make the right decision.
When people shove their happiness in your face just be happy for them, even if it's insincere. Try to spread the love, not the hate.

Your family SHOULD care, if not well you have us faggots on FJ.
#151238 to #151237 - masarua (08/24/2014) [-]
I'm not getting depressed over that, but it does bother me. It's just because I'm too curious.
I'm also not hating on them, not at all. I just smile and be like "oh that's great!", but I just want to be happy myself, trying out new stuff and trying to improve myself but it doesn't seem to have any effect.

No they don't. My sister moved out of the house, my dad died 3 years ago and my mom is a total bitch about everything. The other family (aunts, uncles, etc) have a bad relationship/bond with my mom, which is why they also ignore me.
User avatar #151239 to #151238 - sugoi (08/24/2014) [-]
Well like I said, you got us faggots on FJ to listen to your problems and care to a degree.
#151220 - MisguidedIdiot (08/24/2014) [-]
why is my username blue?
#151324 to #151220 - MisguidedIdiot (08/24/2014) [-]
oh thx guys
User avatar #151241 to #151220 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
You were part of the Golden Age of FunnyJunk.
When usernames were case sensitive. (Like my username!)
#151223 to #151220 - minutes (08/24/2014) [-]
The older the account - the deeper is your username-blue
User avatar #151222 to #151220 - sugoi (08/24/2014) [-]
Because you're old.
User avatar #151217 - connorjay (08/24/2014) [-]
How can I make some cash, asides from getting a job?

I know it's a "GET A JOB!" but I genuinely can't, I have applied for 20+ jobs this month, got one phone interview and couldn't even pass that.

I am practicing my interview skills this week, but that's assuming I get an interview.
Until then, any ways I can make or save cash? I'm a student and my loan has been cut by 1300 quid so I'm a bit poor this year.
User avatar #151257 to #151217 - thirdjess ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
Tomorrow I'm starting a job as a telemarketter, I have been seeking a job with steady hours since 2011.

Don't just apply for jobs online. My Mum told me that all the time but I never listened. 'That's not how the world works now, Mum!' such a brat was I. Walk around your local store with a bunch of resumes in hand, show them your face and shining personality. Ask your friends and family to keep an ear to ground for you, recommendations are very weighted in the service industry. If there's a community board on facebook or something local to you, ask for a job there. My friend asked if anyone had any handy man jobs for her, $10/hr. She had a $23/hr full time cleaning job an hour later.
User avatar #151259 to #151257 - connorjay (08/24/2014) [-]
I go into shops but they all turn me away and tell me to apply online.

I shall look for community boards, and go around my uni asking if anyone needs a Research Assisstant...
User avatar #151260 to #151259 - thirdjess ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
Ok but you're probably talking to rookies. If they ask you to apply online, ask for a manager. If they tell you to apply online, tell them that you came in so they would know your face, and hopefully stand out in the application process. Give them a resume and leave.

Also, avoid chains, they're the apply onliners.
User avatar #151242 to #151217 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
Look for a part-time job, then.
Either that, or if you really need the cash, Amazon Fulfillment has great full-time opportunities.
User avatar #151249 to #151242 - connorjay (08/24/2014) [-]
I have been looking for a part time job, and full time, and seasonal work

I shall look at this Amazon thingy.
User avatar #151250 to #151249 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
It'll take up all of your time, though.
You would not have a chance at doing both work and school with Amazon Fulfillment.

Again, it's a full-time job. 40 hours a week.
User avatar #151227 to #151217 - sugoi (08/24/2014) [-]
Sell hats on TF2
User avatar #151226 to #151217 - Timmietim (08/24/2014) [-]
sell body
User avatar #151218 to #151217 - makotoitou (08/24/2014) [-]
acquire a consensual contract between a recognized employer within your general position who is seeking to acquire a service you can provide for monetary gain.
#151209 - anonymous (08/24/2014) [-]
Someone convince me that life is still worth living.
#151245 to #151209 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
You'd be letting them win.   
Every single person who has wronged you, and any person who feeds off of your anger, would be winning if you kept yourself in that depressed state.   
   
Suicide isn't worth it.   
No matter how bad it may seem now, things will get better. Just be patient.   
Be slow to act and quick to think.   
   
Go out into the world, stop being silent, stop being secluded, and live life to the fullest.   
   
I'm not sure what you're going through, but trust me, it's not as bad as you're making it out to be.
You'd be letting them win.
Every single person who has wronged you, and any person who feeds off of your anger, would be winning if you kept yourself in that depressed state.

Suicide isn't worth it.
No matter how bad it may seem now, things will get better. Just be patient.
Be slow to act and quick to think.

Go out into the world, stop being silent, stop being secluded, and live life to the fullest.

I'm not sure what you're going through, but trust me, it's not as bad as you're making it out to be.
User avatar #151221 to #151209 - dcmp (08/24/2014) [-]
Food is tasty
#151213 to #151209 - abowlofkitkats (08/24/2014) [-]
Birthday cake Oreos motherfucker.
User avatar #151212 to #151209 - marinepenguin (08/24/2014) [-]
Because I believe in you, and that you deserve to have a life where you can be happy.
User avatar #151205 - ImsoObvious (08/24/2014) [-]
Going into my senior year. Not sure what to do after high school. Id like to get into the medical field and get a big salary. Possibly something along the lines of anesthetist assistant or coroner.

Besides a big degree something Im really set on is making good money out of highschool. But im not sure how to go about this. EMT really interests me. I could take a year long class of it and be making around 30k by age 19. This seems like a really smart idea to me. But are there other career paths like this that require just an associates degree that make good money?

Another thing is Id like to be an EMT and do college at the same time. But im not sure if this is even possible to manage. Maybe part time college? I know with being an EMT I can pick my own hours so that helps. But im wondering if getting an associates and becoming an EMT is even worth it considering I dont want ti keep it as a life long career, I just want it to get good money early out of high school and dip my feet in a medical setting and having experience under the belt while I go for a degree for something in college.

Im just not sure if this plan that I have is even logical. Any advice on if it would work would be appreciated. Also, any suggestions on a job I could do out of high school that makes good money (30k+ a year) for 2 years or less of school would be appreciated as well.
#151214 to #151205 - anonymous (08/24/2014) [-]
there are tons of careers that only require an associate's degree

ever heard of trade school or technical college? probably not because teachers don't like to mention them in the US for some reason

i always suggest people that are unsure fresh out of high school to pick something from these schools and while earning their degree, they will be able to get a well-paying job and think about what they want to do, if they still need time to decide, they can continue working for a good amount of money and maybe they'll even spend the rest of their lives in their job
User avatar #151219 to #151214 - ImsoObvious (08/24/2014) [-]
thank you, this helped a lot
#151208 to #151205 - anonymous (08/24/2014) [-]
EMTs have an incredibly high burn out rate and if you do go into the medical field, enjoy have a decent amount of money but no time to enjoy it.
User avatar #151206 to #151205 - totodigatr (08/24/2014) [-]
Pizza delivery
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User avatar #151201 to #151199 - sugoi (08/24/2014) [-]
IP address is your digital address.
Some change, some are static.
Everyone gets an IP address when you connect to the internet.
It changes if you connect to a different network.
It can be used to track your location though it's just a rough estimate, not exact. (Like suburb)
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User avatar #151204 to #151202 - sugoi (08/24/2014) [-]
It will say what state you are in.
If people know your IP they will know you are in a different state because your IP has changed.
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