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User avatar #185558 - jellyman ONLINE (05/26/2015) [-]
I'm going to Puerto Rico on Friday for 6 days. Is there anything I should know or be aware of in the country?
User avatar #185605 to #185558 - machiavellianhumor ONLINE (05/26/2015) [-]
careful of cabs so you dont get kidnapped by a fake one
#185563 to #185558 - Absolute Madman (05/26/2015) [-]
don't watch boku no pico in puerto rico
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User avatar #185534 - hoponthefeelstrain (05/26/2015) [-]
if you got married would your change your last name for your wife if she asked?
User avatar #185620 to #185534 - tormain (05/26/2015) [-]
My last name is fucking long so maybe, yeah.
User avatar #185614 to #185534 - ferrettamer (05/26/2015) [-]
Depends on the name, if it's lame naw
User avatar #185588 to #185534 - gabemczombie (05/26/2015) [-]
My last name is awesome and would function properly in most countries in the west so ,out of conveinence, no.
User avatar #185571 to #185534 - alexanderburns (05/26/2015) [-]
User avatar #185562 to #185534 - Tyranitar (05/26/2015) [-]
She can keep hers if she wants, but no way in hell am I changing mine.
User avatar #185561 to #185534 - sugoi (05/26/2015) [-]
Whichever name is cooler.
#185554 to #185534 - notred ONLINE (05/26/2015) [-]
I really wanna get rid of my last name.
#185847 to #185554 - Absolute Madman (05/28/2015) [-]
But would you take womanexplains name?
That's the real question.
User avatar #185864 to #185847 - notred ONLINE (05/28/2015) [-]
#185922 to #185864 - Absolute Madman (05/29/2015) [-]
User avatar #185929 to #185922 - notred ONLINE (05/29/2015) [-]
I probably wouldn't marry her. I'd only want nudes from her if anything.
User avatar #185553 to #185534 - titsmccracken ONLINE (05/26/2015) [-]
If I married a girl, yes. I would take her last name.
User avatar #185539 to #185534 - makotoitou (05/26/2015) [-]
yes, although my last name is pretty baller
User avatar #185544 to #185539 - hoponthefeelstrain (05/26/2015) [-]
that's cool
User avatar #185535 to #185534 - nought ONLINE (05/26/2015) [-]
no I live by society's rules
however wife can keep last name if it is cultural tradition
User avatar #185536 to #185535 - hoponthefeelstrain (05/26/2015) [-]
it's not a rule though, it's a tradition but traditions can be changed.
User avatar #185537 to #185536 - nought ONLINE (05/26/2015) [-]
you asked me my opinion, fine I go by tradition then

User avatar #185538 to #185537 - hoponthefeelstrain (05/26/2015) [-]
okay what would you think of a guy who did take his wifes name?
User avatar #185540 to #185538 - nought ONLINE (05/26/2015) [-]
kinda weird unless it's a foreign thing (asian cultures and maybe some european)
User avatar #185542 to #185540 - hoponthefeelstrain (05/26/2015) [-]
so you wouldn't think he's less of a man?
User avatar #185549 to #185542 - nought ONLINE (05/26/2015) [-]
i didn't say that
User avatar #185551 to #185549 - hoponthefeelstrain (05/26/2015) [-]
alright just curious
#185533 - Absolute Madman (05/26/2015) [-]
I called nigger slut a faggot
#185531 - Absolute Madman (05/26/2015) [-]
lately i have felt extremely lonely and depressed and have no one to talk to and i dont know where to even begin looking to meet people (of my gender and opposite).
User avatar #185582 to #185531 - thedirtybee (05/26/2015) [-]
Bars for people you want to make mistakes with but pick up a few hobbies and join clubs then you can meet actual people and better yourself if needs be
User avatar #185580 to #185531 - welliguessitsaname (05/26/2015) [-]
go to places
User avatar #185530 - cloakndagger (05/26/2015) [-]
...Hm...I have so many romantic ideas, but so few opportunities to try them. Let me run one past you guys and you can tell me what you think. I got the inspiration for this from a pickup line comp, funnily.

So I see a beautiful woman, I walk up to her and just look at her, wait until she acknowledges me, probably with something snarky about how I'm rudely staring at her. So I reply simply with:
"Roses are red
Love at first sight is rare
I really don't want to blow this
But I can't just stand here and stare."

Poetry is sexy, right? And something simple that, to any person I just met, seems like it was come up with on the spot? That's sure to garner some kind of success, right?

What do you think, should I risk looking like a creep at first to seem romantic in the long run?
User avatar #185579 to #185530 - welliguessitsaname (05/26/2015) [-]
Are you being serious?
User avatar #185572 to #185530 - ieatbengay (05/26/2015) [-]
i don't think you need to try that hard
User avatar #185555 to #185530 - titsmccracken ONLINE (05/26/2015) [-]
Not sure its romantic but it is mildly funny. Like I would be confused but giggle if a guy said that to me.
User avatar #185557 to #185555 - cloakndagger (05/26/2015) [-]
Possibly too much humor, meaning less romance. It's my burden.
User avatar #185559 to #185557 - titsmccracken ONLINE (05/26/2015) [-]
That's alright. Humor is actually very sexy.
User avatar #185560 to #185559 - cloakndagger (05/26/2015) [-]
Then I'm golden! Thanks! Totally gonna look for a chance to try some of my ideas now.

Also, Thatoldhorse, you wanted some advice on this too, so here you go, buddy, somebody replied.
#185602 to #185560 - plantain (05/26/2015) [-]
Please don't. 8 out of 10 women will call you a creep. 1 will laugh awkwardly, and 1 will agree to fuck  you. And the last one's a stripper.
Please don't. 8 out of 10 women will call you a creep. 1 will laugh awkwardly, and 1 will agree to fuck you. And the last one's a stripper.
#185612 to #185602 - cloakndagger (05/26/2015) [-]
It couldn't possibly be that bad. It's not like I'm this guy.
It couldn't possibly be that bad. It's not like I'm this guy.
User avatar #185556 to #185555 - cloakndagger (05/26/2015) [-]
I'm more of the rom-com kinda guy. Just about all of my ideas of romance have a bit of humor in them. xD
User avatar #185541 to #185530 - makotoitou (05/26/2015) [-]
*tips fedora*
#185545 to #185541 - cloakndagger (05/26/2015) [-]
Nah, it's only be fedora tip worthy if I was whining about friendzones, praising science, or bashing religion. Bro, do you even tip fedoras?
User avatar #185546 to #185545 - makotoitou (05/26/2015) [-]
no, but you do tip fedoras
#185547 to #185546 - cloakndagger (05/26/2015) [-]
I'll fucking tip your fedora.
I'll fucking tip your fedora.
User avatar #185548 to #185547 - makotoitou (05/26/2015) [-]
do it m8
#185550 to #185548 - cloakndagger (05/26/2015) [-]
Make the first move, faggot.
User avatar #185532 to #185530 - thatoldhorse ONLINE (05/26/2015) [-]
i also have some ideas like that but im too chickenshit to try it so id e interested in knowing as well.
User avatar #185529 - shaunata (05/26/2015) [-]
how do I do intext citations, MLA format for web articles sources?
User avatar #185583 to #185529 - thedirtybee (05/26/2015) [-]
If this is for uni u can easily Google refrencesing guide followed by your uni
User avatar #185543 to #185529 - makotoitou (05/26/2015) [-]
you cite it
User avatar #185525 - lostminder (05/26/2015) [-]
so i have some cool bionicles in my room from when i was younger and i kinda wanna sell them, would someone actually buy them? i don't have their original boxes or anything just the built figures themselves
User avatar #185527 to #185525 - sugoi (05/26/2015) [-]
No original packaging means it's worth significantly less.
Probably not worth selling em.
User avatar #185528 to #185527 - lostminder (05/26/2015) [-]
that sucks
User avatar #185523 - charizarddad (05/26/2015) [-]
purely hypothetical. is it possible for a (taken) female to have a purely platonic relationship with the opposite sex AND not have the guy think about fucking her? the guy will not fuck her due to morals, he knows she is taken but still fantasizes about her(and he doesnt tell her or anyone). not counting special cases like sexuality, obviously he wont want to fuck her if hes gay.

another similar but different question is

Guy A(Jason) is dating Girl B(Leah), Guy C(John) is her best friend but they are platonic. Leah only sees John as a friend, and John has always been nothing but a friend(John is average to good looking, not repulsive), but Jason does not like him because Jason thinks John wants to fuck her. Jason understands John won't fuck her, but thinks that had John had the opportunity, he would. Is it wrong for Jason to not like John? Not hate, not make Leah stop seeing him, just not like John.
User avatar #185615 to #185523 - ferrettamer (05/26/2015) [-]
Is Jason dunkey?
User avatar #185616 to #185615 - charizarddad (05/26/2015) [-]
honestly coincidental. kind of funny how coincidental, i didnt even think about that til you said something. no, like i said this is all hypothetical.
User avatar #185573 to #185523 - ieatbengay (05/26/2015) [-]
both the guy and the girl will imagine things
User avatar #185524 to #185523 - makotoitou (05/26/2015) [-]
Guys fantasize about fucking basically any female friend they have. Doesn't mean they act on it, but it's just a natural thing that happens.

Jason issn't horribly wrong, but is being overcautious.
#185511 - Absolute Madman (05/26/2015) [-]
My girlfriend of 3 months dumped me and a week later she already found a new boyfriend. She's also refusing to talk to me. I've always seen her flirting with other people when I was with her which made me a little happy that she broke up with me but for some reason I feel bad and off because she found a boyfriend as quickly as she did. My friend said I should do things like block her on Facebook but I feel like that would be overkill. What do?
#185522 to #185511 - Absolute Madman (05/26/2015) [-]
Like you already said, you're happy that she parted with you. To be honest I really don't think she deserves someone like you. Not in a negative way I mean. Like the other anon said she's a slut be happy that she broke up with you. Let her be a slut on her own time as long as you're not in the picture anymore you should try and move on. I know you're hurt and all but she is not at all worth stressing over, trust me I've been down your road.   
Whatever you do, if she comes back to you do not accept her back in your life. It's not worth it man. I know you care about her but trust me life broke you up from her for a reason.
Like you already said, you're happy that she parted with you. To be honest I really don't think she deserves someone like you. Not in a negative way I mean. Like the other anon said she's a slut be happy that she broke up with you. Let her be a slut on her own time as long as you're not in the picture anymore you should try and move on. I know you're hurt and all but she is not at all worth stressing over, trust me I've been down your road.

Whatever you do, if she comes back to you do not accept her back in your life. It's not worth it man. I know you care about her but trust me life broke you up from her for a reason.
#185514 to #185511 - Absolute Madman (05/26/2015) [-]
you dated a slut, congratulations, its fairly prominent these days
#185513 to #185511 - Absolute Madman (05/26/2015) [-]
she was probably already "with" this new guy while she was with you.
you need to forget her and move on, no reason to keep hurting yourself.
you don't need to block her on facebook, just stay away from her page to keep yourself
from doing something you'll regret.

but what do i know, im just an anon on FJ
User avatar #185504 - jessieqwertyu (05/26/2015) [-]
I need to vent. I keep having these horrible episodes where i end up passing out. 4 Drs now and we havent got a clue whats up. I am not allowed to go back to work until they have it figured out but its not looking like its happening anytime soon. I have to get an eeg thursday, and the neurologist says it can take 2 weeks for results, but shes sure they will be normal. So that makes over 3 weeks out of work, and probably not even then.
#185496 - Absolute Madman (05/25/2015) [-]
Anyone know of any good blackhead removal treatments?
#185502 to #185496 - kegget (05/26/2015) [-]
Pls don't put glue on your face

Are you sure they're blackheads? A lot of people mistake sebaceous filaments on their noses for blackheads.

Just asking first because i give a lot of people skincare and 90% their "blacksheads" are actually filaments
#185518 to #185502 - Absolute Madman (05/26/2015) [-]
My skin kind of looks like this, if this is sebaceous filaments, what's a good way to reduce it or get rid of it entirely?
#185521 to #185518 - kegget (05/26/2015) [-]
What you have are filaments

< These are blackheads that appear when you damage your sebaceous filaments by attempting to empty them

You can remove them, but they will fill up again within a day and removing them damages the pores. Damaging pores is what causes blackheads. And blackheads really do look fucking nasty.

The only really good method to keep them away to oil cleanse (OCM) your nose every day with a thin carrier oil such as jojoba oil, as it pushes out all the sebum out of your pores to be washed off your face without traumatizing your skin by squeezing at it.

Don't bother with those nose strips, the best they'll do is pull off a bit of dead skin while leaving gluey residue on your nose.

But like i said, everyone has them. They're only gross to you because you probably stare at them up close and squeezing all the oil out of them. I bet you don't notice them on other people?
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User avatar #185506 to #185502 - confusedasian (05/26/2015) [-]
Hey I have that.

It's gross yo and makes me feel sad.
User avatar #185507 to #185506 - kegget (05/26/2015) [-]
Don't feel sad yo

Everybody has them

They're special pores that produce extra-thick sebum to protect the bridge of your nose from the sun

Skin cancer on your nose would only look more gross
User avatar #185516 to #185507 - shaunata (05/26/2015) [-]
I learned something new today
User avatar #185508 to #185507 - confusedasian (05/26/2015) [-]
Can't get rid of them can I? And I'm guessing makeup is a no.
User avatar #185510 to #185508 - kegget (05/26/2015) [-]
You can remove them, but they will fill up again within a day.

Also removing them damages the pores, and damaging pores is what causes blackheads. And blackheads really do look fucking nasty.

The only really good method to keep them away to oil cleanse (OCM) your nose every day with a thin carrier oil such as jojoba oil, as it pushes out all the sebum out of your pores to be washed off your face without traumatizing your skin by squeezing at it.
User avatar #185512 to #185510 - confusedasian (05/26/2015) [-]
I usually just wash my face. A lot. Oily skin and all, but my cheeks are less oily than my nose and forehead area.
User avatar #185515 to #185512 - kegget (05/26/2015) [-]
You'd be surprised, washing your face with oil counter-acts oily skin. Oil fights oil. I need to moisturize after using OCM Oil cleansing methos because my skin gets that dry from it. It tricks your pores into halting the production of sebum.

Washing your skin too much makes your skin produce more oil to compensate for how much you're washing.

Worth looking up if it bothers you much.
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User avatar #185499 to #185496 - confusedasian (05/26/2015) [-]
Glue. Like the liguid kind not the glue stick. I heard those were ight. Like you smear a little on and when they dry you peel it off.
User avatar #185492 - rereviven (05/25/2015) [-]
Anyone know of a good area of career (Like store stocking, waitering, ect.) a 17 year old (In america) could get a job in, with opportunities for promotions and advancements in the future?
User avatar #185493 to #185492 - rereviven (05/25/2015) [-]
Like, my sister worked in a hospital at my age and got all kinda promotions, scholarships, internships ect. and I work in a grocery store stocking without any real feeling of promotion in the future
#185497 to #185493 - Absolute Madman (05/26/2015) [-]
Try working in the hospital too. If not, I'd try volunteering in a work place that could lead into a paid career.
User avatar #185488 - cackrel (05/25/2015) [-]
I can't sleep.
I sometimes go days not sleeping, it's not that I don't want to sleep, it's when I go to sleep I get major nightmares, all differing from each other.
So I can't sleep and I don't know what to do, it's getting really bad, being incredibly depressed lately and I don't know how to make it stop.
User avatar #185500 to #185488 - confusedasian (05/26/2015) [-]
User avatar #185503 to #185500 - cackrel (05/26/2015) [-]
you have no idea...
User avatar #185505 to #185503 - confusedasian (05/26/2015) [-]
Yes I do. If you have a penis, grip it softly and stroke it. Once it's fully hard, tighten your grip and stroke faster. Accelerate as you see fit.
User avatar #185484 - snohball (05/25/2015) [-]
Anyone have any tips on how to get rid of Acne scarring? It's pretty bad on my back.

I'm going on holiday in 3 months and want to get most of it cleared if that's possible.

Anyone know of any good remedies? All advice for this on the internet is like "Dermatologists hate her" advertising stuff.
User avatar #185574 to #185484 - ieatbengay (05/26/2015) [-]
almost all treatments lead the scarring, irritation, major side effects if it's a hospital treatment and other bad things

you should work on not caring so much
User avatar #185578 to #185574 - snohball (05/26/2015) [-]
Yeah I guess.

I'd rather my back not look like it's been hit by a shot gun blast though.

User avatar #185486 to #185484 - kegget (05/25/2015) [-]
Sorry to hear about your problem brah.
Acne scars are a cunt, especially the type of acne you get on your back are usually pustules that leave hella scars.
There's really not much you can do. I wouldn't be so insecure if i were you. My boyfriend has acne scars on his back and i think nothing of it. Lots of bodybuilders have scarred backs too because all that testosterone causes acne.

There's very little you can do to help it but here's my advice as i've researched acne alot -

- BioOil is a mix of oils designed to help with scarring. If you can get someone to rub that into your back every day then it will help the appearance

- Alternatively, you can use Vitamin E oil, which you can buy off eBay for pretty cheap. Just make sure it's pure vitamin E and has no nasty stuff mixed into it. I've personally seen good results from it.

- Chemical peels. Sounds a bit nasty but it's really effective for acne scars. A qualified beautician applies a diluted acid to the effected area, causing the very top layer of your skin to peel off, in affect your body produces lovely, new baby skin over it. You have to keep your back out of the sun for about a week after getting one. These can get pretty expensive, but a lot of salons offer "lunch time peels" which are pretty cheap. You'd have to call them up and tell them you want it for your back though, as it's most commonly used on the face. Obviously.

-Lastly, if you're fucking rich, laser treatment. Laser treatment is literally the only way you can completely get rid of scars.

Remember, if the scar's still red then it's still healing. That's the best time to reduce log term scarring. Exfoliate the area and keep it moisturized, preferably with vitamin-rich oils.
User avatar #185487 to #185486 - snohball (05/25/2015) [-]
Thank you!

I'm currently on Lymecycline and Duac cream. I'll try the bio oil during the day and cream overnight.

I'll have a look into vitamin E too!

Thanks for your help, I can never get a straight answer from a lot of people because people say "Blah blah facial scrubs and washes are good". I normally have to explain nothing can get rid of acne, it's just hormones are too strong.

Thanks again, I'll have a better look at those in the morning. I think I may even have some bio oil somewhere.
User avatar #185491 to #185487 - kegget (05/25/2015) [-]
You're completely right. Most facial scrubs are very irritating and makes acne worse than it needs to be. Pimples are nothing more than infected wounds, whoever thought it was good idea to scrub an open wound with a soap that's full of beads and acids?

There's absolutely nothing you can put on your skin to balance hormones, that's why i always suggest going to a doctor because (unless it's puberty) hormone imbalance can be a symptom of many health problems.

Green tea, lemon water and macca root are good for helping with hormone imbalances. Maca root has done absolute wonders for me.

You can also get Vitamin E cream from a lot of pharmacies too, if you'd feel better with cream than oil. Oil is more effective though as it has smaller molecules so it's proteins can really penetrate your skin.

I don't suffer from acne anymore, but feel free to ask me any questions. It's a fucking horrible skin condition to go through, and i've done a lot of research on it.
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#185482 - sergeantpopeye (05/25/2015) [-]
Best/Easiest second language to learn. Any help would be appreciated
#185567 to #185482 - softdoritocat (05/26/2015) [-]
I recommend Spanish. Easy grammar, easy spelling (you write what you hear).

French/German are similar to English, but grammar and spelling are a pain in the ass. Shitton of "special" letters and hard to pronounce.

Something harder, but pretty fun to learn - japanese. But that's only if you're not into anime.
User avatar #185498 to #185482 - nosurprise (05/26/2015) [-]
German and Dutch are similar to English and should not be too hard to learn for you, especially the latter, I know because I'm a native Dutch speaker
User avatar #185483 to #185482 - ferrettamer (05/25/2015) [-]
What's your first language :^)
Learn a language because you want to, not because you want to know two languages. Besides, no language is really easy if you only speak English, as it doesn't really have any language close to it. Try French or Spanish I guess if you must
User avatar #185489 to #185483 - sergeantpopeye (05/25/2015) [-]
Cheers mate, I'm a native English speaker and I do want to learn a second language I just can't really decide which one for the life of me
#185526 to #185489 - Absolute Madman (05/26/2015) [-]
German\ Dutch or if you're good with. ,conjugation French and or spanish
#185419 - Absolute Madman (05/25/2015) [-]
I posted the other day about a cyst I have.

I got the juices to start draining out of the cyst.
But it is extremely painful when I squeeze it.

Anybody know how to numb a certain area?
I have some dental medication that numbs your mouth. Will that work on skin?

Is there any cream that numbs skin?
Home remedies are preferred.
User avatar #185517 to #185419 - kegget (05/26/2015) [-]
Go the doctor.

You're not supposed to squeeze cysts yourself. You can get your whole face infected and will get a fucking nasty scar.
User avatar #185471 to #185419 - kyogreking (05/25/2015) [-]
you could try a freeze spray that are used in piercing shops, but whether they work or not is a bit speculative
#185417 - Absolute Madman (05/25/2015) [-]
How the fuck do poeple cut so deep that it bleeds? Do they do it with a lot of consecutive cuts or what?
User avatar #185575 to #185417 - wootshop (05/26/2015) [-]
Let me say what I believe some other people are having trouble saying.
Cutting yourself is not the solution. I know you may want to, the pain will take your mind off shit or it will feel deserved because you don't feel valuable. Or maybe it's the best and easiest way to feel anything at all because life just takes it out of you.
But it isn't a solution. There is no possible scenario where it will help you. What I want you to do is, based on the reasons you feel like you should cut, go see a therapist. If you don't have the insurance to take care of the payments, vent to a friend. Or maybe not even a friend, just somebody that you know won't judge you. Go do something that you enjoy. Hell, play a video game. Listen to your favorite music. Learn to play an instrument or draw or get a new hobby. Go to the park and breathe the air outside. Yes, what I said is very pussy like, but it is enjoyable and helpful. Take it from somebody that used to cut (and trust me, it bled a lot), it won't solve anybody. As a stranger, I don't want to sit back and see somebody harm themselves for any reason.

TL;DR: don't do it man. there's better shit to do.
User avatar #185576 to #185575 - wootshop (05/26/2015) [-]
Also, if you are doing it for the endorphin rush, it is a mild adrenaline rush that is mostly blocked out by pain because your mind realizes you are doing the cutting. I recommend exercise, or thrill seeking. That is probably closer to the feeling you are looking for.
User avatar #185480 to #185417 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (05/25/2015) [-]
My question is:
#185501 to #185480 - confusedasian (05/26/2015) [-]
The fuck have you been? I haven't seen you since August of 2014.
The fuck have you been? I haven't seen you since August of 2014.
User avatar #185600 to #185501 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (05/26/2015) [-]
I moved out to Wisconsin.
Sold my desktop.

I'm using my phone and wasting up my data, just because I can.
It's awkward using FJ on a mobile Web browser. I'll try and be here when I have the free time and can get service.
#185476 to #185417 - Absolute Madman (05/25/2015) [-]
Stab a knife deep into the side of your neck, and pull it to the other side, effectively slitting your throat and killing you.
Stab a knife deep into the side of your neck, and pull it to the other side, effectively slitting your throat and killing you.
#185475 to #185417 - Absolute Madman (05/25/2015) [-]
Cut up the street, not across.
Cut up the street, not across.
#185473 to #185417 - Absolute Madman (05/25/2015) [-]
Why don't you get the biggest knife you have, and plunge it into your temple?
Why don't you get the biggest knife you have, and plunge it into your temple?
User avatar #185467 to #185417 - welliguessitsaname (05/25/2015) [-]
I'd call you retarded but that would be an insult to tards.
#185468 to #185467 - Absolute Madman (05/25/2015) [-]
For wanting to cut myself?
User avatar #185477 to #185468 - welliguessitsaname (05/25/2015) [-]
Oh sorry, you're right, it makes sense to take a blade to your skin to feel good.
#185474 to #185468 - Absolute Madman (05/25/2015) [-]
yeah, because you are a fucking faggot.
User avatar #185439 to #185417 - youngneil ONLINE (05/25/2015) [-]
No no no, you're doing it all wrong. You have to use a gun, put it to your head, and do us all a favor and pull the trigger.
#185446 to #185439 - Absolute Madman (05/25/2015) [-]
Too afraid to do that just yet and I live in a country with very conservative laws on guns.
User avatar #185448 to #185446 - youngneil ONLINE (05/25/2015) [-]
Think you could travel somewhere? I decided that if I ever wanted to commit suicide for any reason, I would travel to Africa and try to fight a lion with my bare hands. Either I lose and go out like a badass while fighting a lion and get what I wanted, or I win, and I'm too amazing to want to kill myself anymore.
#185450 to #185448 - Absolute Madman (05/25/2015) [-]
Naaah... That'd be too painful. But I've not talked about suicide.
#185459 to #185450 - Absolute Madman (05/25/2015) [-]
#185450 to #185448 - anonymous (4 minutes ago) [-]
But I've not talked about suicide.
User avatar #185456 to #185450 - youngneil ONLINE (05/25/2015) [-]
That was just an example of a way to go out on your own terms without looking like a total pussy while doing it.
Skydiving, take off parachute, dive headfirst to the ground and become a meat missile.
I'd say rob a bank and get into a firefight, but causing harm to others is bad.
Rent a super awesome car (Ferrari, Lamborghini, whatever you want), tie a rope around your neck and the other end around a tree or something and drive as fast as you can.

Be creative, brah.
User avatar #185478 to #185456 - welliguessitsaname (05/25/2015) [-]
You're such a huge fag that there are no appropriate words for how awful your posts are.

I like you.
User avatar #185479 to #185478 - youngneil ONLINE (05/25/2015) [-]
Thanks, babe.
#185460 to #185456 - Absolute Madman (05/25/2015) [-]
Replied to the wrong person
#185420 to #185417 - Absolute Madman (05/25/2015) [-]
You have to put a bit of pressure to actually cut something.

I can slide a somewhat sharp knife across my skin, and it won't do anything unless I press it into my arm.
#185425 to #185420 - Absolute Madman (05/25/2015) [-]
Well, I'm trying to put pressure and it cuts but not as deep as to make me bleed. When do you feel good from it?
#185430 to #185425 - Absolute Madman (05/25/2015) [-]
Who the fuck told you getting hurt feels good.

Wanna feel good?
Jerk off
play video games
fix your problems
eat some food
get laid
get a buzz from alcohol If you are too young to get alcohol, just pop into the grocery store and buy some vanilla extract. Don't drink it all, but gradually drink until you are tipsy. Or if you wanna get shit face, chug that shit. Not too much though, you don't want alcohol poisoning.

Getting cut fucking hurts and it leaves nasty scars.

I once got cut by a peice of glass, and I have a scar that looks like a worm is under my skin.
#185441 to #185430 - Absolute Madman (05/25/2015) [-]
1. No
2. No
3. Can't
4. No thanks, I've felt sick all day
5. Not an option right now
6. Can't and the only thing I could accept would be some drugs and I can't get that either right now

Endorphins get released, that's what I was told
#185472 to #185441 - Absolute Madman (05/25/2015) [-]
1. Your loss
2. Your loss
3. You are a spineless bitch, man the fuck up and fix your problems or just kill yourself.
4. Eat when you feel better
5. Faggot
6.Oh well
#185421 to #185418 - Absolute Madman (05/25/2015) [-]
My question was rather straightforward. Does it take different time for everyone to cut enough that it bleeds?
User avatar #185422 to #185421 - ieatbengay (05/25/2015) [-]
how are you confused about how to make a deep cut
#185423 to #185422 - Absolute Madman (05/25/2015) [-]
Uh.. I've been kind of slicing for a while but nothing really happens. That's how.

Answer my question?
User avatar #185424 to #185423 - ieatbengay (05/25/2015) [-]
how about you stop being a lil bitch =)
#185426 to #185424 - Absolute Madman (05/25/2015) [-]
About what? You're the one being a little bitch here.
User avatar #185427 to #185426 - ieatbengay (05/25/2015) [-]
are you talking about self harming?
because that means you're a lil bitch
#185428 to #185427 - Absolute Madman (05/25/2015) [-]
Well, duh, Einstein
How? Why? How the fuck are you even reasoning?
User avatar #185429 to #185428 - ieatbengay (05/25/2015) [-]
you're too much of a pussy to strive for some self respect

but also too much of a pussy to kill yourself
#185431 to #185429 - Absolute Madman (05/25/2015) [-]
Again, what the Hell are you even talking about?

Well fucking no shit, 99% of the huma nrace is too much of a pussy to kill themselves.. you know what that's called? Survival instinct. Fucking Hell.
User avatar #185432 to #185431 - ieatbengay (05/25/2015) [-]
survival instinct also stops you from wanting to get hurt, and you're trying to do that to yourself, real smart
#185433 to #185432 - Absolute Madman (05/25/2015) [-]
So what? Who the fuck cares about the survival instinct? In my mind, the only rational thing is suicide. Not just for me. Not just for you. But for everyone. But everyone is too afraid and clinging too much to worthless shit like family, friends etc. Fucking moralfags.

If you're going to help actually try to help and before you try to help
make sure there's something that needs helping and that you're not just projecting
#185440 to #185433 - fizzor (05/25/2015) [-]
let me guess, your family didn't love you and you didn't have friends
#185443 to #185440 - Absolute Madman (05/25/2015) [-]
User avatar #185435 to #185433 - ieatbengay (05/25/2015) [-]
is this copypasta
#185436 to #185435 - Absolute Madman (05/25/2015) [-]
I think you replied to the wrong comment.

In case you didn't no, it's not, I made it up on the spot.
#185449 to #185438 - Absolute Madman (05/25/2015) [-]
Still; I ask advice on how to cut myself and I get people who are dicks. I wasn't even abrasive or anything, and even some asshole who just has to link it to other people. Real nice.
User avatar #185452 to #185449 - fizzor (05/25/2015) [-]
Just jump off a fucking cliff if you're so desperate to end your miserable existence
#185455 to #185452 - Absolute Madman (05/25/2015) [-]
Why are you getting so offended by this?
User avatar #185465 to #185455 - fizzor (05/25/2015) [-]
oh boy a nihilist
well m8
why don't you tell me what you hope to accomplish by cutting yourself

diverting your thoughts from something more painful?
#185470 to #185465 - Absolute Madman (05/25/2015) [-]
Nah, more like negative utilitarian.

Idk, mostly the chemistry
User avatar #185461 to #185455 - fizzor (05/25/2015) [-]
because i wanna know if you're some sad tosser who thinks killing himself is a good solution to temporary problems
#185463 to #185461 - Absolute Madman (05/25/2015) [-]
That's not it. The problem of life is permanent for everyone. A person who is healthy and has many friends and so on might as well kill himself too. That's how I think. But I'm not going to right now so I don't see why people are talking so much about suicide.

I have real problems, yes. For example, I have cancer and a not too severe case of schizophrenia. I take about 7-8 different medicines each morning and evening. Which is why I am considering cutting myself, but not killing myself, not just yet at least.
User avatar #185457 to #185455 - fizzor (05/25/2015) [-]
do you have any legitimate reasons to offing yourself
#185458 to #185457 - Absolute Madman (05/25/2015) [-]
Why are you wondering?
#185454 to #185452 - Absolute Madman (05/25/2015) [-]
Who said I was?
#185451 to #185449 - chitogekirisaki (05/25/2015) [-]
Because if you cut yourself, you're scum, just finish the job already.
#185453 to #185451 - Absolute Madman (05/25/2015) [-]
Why am I scum for doing something to my own body that I own?

And I've already told you that I, as you, am too much of a coward to kill myself, considering I'm still here on earth.

You do drugs. Are you scum too? That's like hurting your body purposefully. If you cut you also do it without risking anyone else or risking jail.
#185462 to #185453 - chitogekirisaki (05/25/2015) [-]
Oh, shit. Someone who knows me. Cool cool.

Well, as someone who used to cut themselves, I can tell you first hand, it's not getting anything done. Harming yourself has only negatives, no positives. You are risking jail, and/or rehabilitation facilities. Not great. It does risk others who might give a shit about you.

Unless you're just going to kill yourself, stop. Otherwise, don't be such a bitch. Same thing goes to your initial question. Don't be a bitch, and cut deeper.
#185464 to #185462 - Absolute Madman (05/25/2015) [-]
>Cutting myself
>For the endorphins
>As stated a million times

That hurts though. If I were going to kill myself, which I'm not going to, I wouldn't do it painfully.. I'd do it painlessly. Helium mask or something, idk, not my problem right now. How does it risk others if I'm just going to cut myself? And what is this about risking jail, how exactly?
#185442 to #185438 - Absolute Madman (05/25/2015) [-]
How am I doing any of that?
#185447 to #185445 - Absolute Madman (05/25/2015) [-]
User avatar #185434 to #185433 - tinkotin ONLINE (05/25/2015) [-]
how's the 8th grade going
#185437 to #185434 - Absolute Madman (05/25/2015) [-]
What do you mean?
#185494 to #185437 - Absolute Madman (05/25/2015) [-]
pst, he is saying you are edgy as fuck dumbass
User avatar #185416 - minorian (05/25/2015) [-]
Would anyone please read some amateur sci-fi I have written? It's just a start to a story, but I think it escalates rather quickly
#185414 - Absolute Madman (05/25/2015) [-]
How do I torrent without being caught
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Kickass or Demonoid
#185466 to #185414 - Absolute Madman (05/25/2015) [-]
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