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#216173 - spiritfoxsilver
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(08/17/2016) [-]
Pros and cons between hanging ones self as compared to shooting ones self?
#216176 to #216173 - sugoi
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(08/17/2016) [-]
Noose
Pros
-Cheaper
-No noise
-If you turn on a lamp behind you and you do it at night, people will think you're a spooky ghost.
Cons
-You still shit yourself
-If no neck snap then long and painful
-Gotta find a place strong enough to support your weight
-Face endless hanging around jokes when you get to hell.

Shooting
Pros
-Ends pretty quickly
-Go out with a bang
-People will find your body pretty quickly with that bang
Cons
-Ruin the walls and the floor
-Doesn't always kill you
-More expensive
-May require license
-I mean damnit mary that blood and brain is never gunna come out of the carpet!
-Ruin the property value

I hear old age is a popular method.
#216182 to #216176 - spiritfoxsilver
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(08/17/2016) [-]
I've got a firearm already and I work with them regularly and I'm decently knowledgeable about this subject. I can deal with terrible jokes when I get to hell, I tell plenty of them on my own already.
#216183 to #216182 - sugoi
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(08/17/2016) [-]
I guess you'll fit right in then buddy.

On that note can I have your stuff when you leave?
#216185 to #216183 - spiritfoxsilver
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(08/17/2016) [-]
Nah I've got it written to sell all my shit to cover costs
#216186 to #216185 - sugoi
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(08/17/2016) [-]
Aw bro that's dog.

Just get burned in a pyre and spread the ashes.
#216174 to #216173 - mondominiman
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(08/17/2016) [-]
If you don't tie the noose right you'll die of asphyxiation instead of an instant neck snap whereas a gunshot is instant.
#216191 to #216174 - lgninjaleetful
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(08/17/2016) [-]
>gunshots are instant

not always
#216175 to #216174 - spiritfoxsilver
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(08/17/2016) [-]
Not only the knot but weight and rope length come into play with that. As for the gunshot an idiot might tip the barrel to far forward and the round would reflect off and go through the front of the face.
#216169 - classlessfaggot
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(08/17/2016) [-]
Is it considered prostitution to offer sexual favors in exchange for sexual favors or is it just me being a whore?
#216177 to #216169 - sugoi
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(08/17/2016) [-]
You are indeed a whore.
But we just call that fuck buddies or booty call.
#216178 to #216177 - classlessfaggot
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(08/17/2016) [-]
Good now I just need someone to fuck.
#216179 to #216178 - sugoi
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(08/17/2016) [-]
Try a prostitute.
#216180 to #216179 - classlessfaggot
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(08/17/2016) [-]
They take money, not sexual favors. I'm broke.
#216181 to #216180 - sugoi
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(08/17/2016) [-]
Get yo broke ass to a broke ass hoe.
I'm sure in America there's at least one prostitute that'll agree to sex for a big mac or something.
#216184 to #216181 - classlessfaggot
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(08/17/2016) [-]
I can't even afford a big Mac. and I'm not sure there are any prostitutes in my area, it's not the best place for that kind of thing
#216187 to #216184 - sugoi
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(08/17/2016) [-]
Suck someone's dick for a bigmac then fuck someone for that bigmac.
#216196 to #216187 - classlessfaggot
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(08/17/2016) [-]
I mean I guess
#216165 - anon
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(08/17/2016) [-]
Just as I thought things might go right, something comes along and kicks it square in the balls.

I found out a person I like broke up with their boyfriend, yes I did feel like an absolute scumbag and lowlife for feeling slightly happy it happened but I then found out that said person was living with their boyfriend so they have to move out, the problem is that they have nowhere to go (as far as I know at the time being) so now I'm being respectful and not pushing my way in on a stressful time. another issue is that as much as I want to I can't help them, I haven't the money nor space to accommodate them.

I don't know what to do, should I just go away or should do something?
#216168 to #216165 - anon
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(08/17/2016) [-]
Ehhh, how well do you know this person? It might be a little creepy for a mere acquaintance to go out of their way to help someone.

I say offer your help or support, whichever you can afford to give them and leave it at that. If this is a long term relationship that ended, they'll need time to recover and might not want to immediately look for someone else. If it was just a short term relationship, I think you'd have a better chance but be careful all the same.
#216170 to #216168 - anon
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(08/17/2016) [-]
I knew them well a while ago but we sort of stopped talking for a while because I had things to do and well I didn't really feel right still being around when they were in a relationship.

I have thought about how strange it would to just appear like that.

I think already know what I need to do and that's just stay away for at least a few weeks. I wish I didn't but that's what seems to be the right thing to do.
#216159 - rokkai
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(08/16/2016) [-]
i guess im straight up fucking bad at reading women.

2 or 3 weeks ago, i talked about a girl whom i was into and was confused about how she was acting and wasn't sure if she was into me too and all that, and since then we've been dating.
yesterday she talked with her ex boyfriend face to face for the first time after they broke up and sounds like she nailed the final coffin so hard that he actually cried of anger about how she was calm during the speech. because right before the night we've started dating, she was talking to her mother about one of her friends' relationship problem and how it's similar to she and her ex. she stated that she got back with him only for the memories and now she can see the big picture and shit. that was her mother for fuck sake, she can't be bullshitting.
she caresses me and calls me pretty much everyday. the way she looks at me is the warmest i've felt in forever but i can't help but thinking about she's using me somehow. i don't even exactly know how but just feel like it. i personally fucking hate myself and try to be a better person day and maybe that's why i just can't accept the fact that somebody is actually caring about me. it's either that or she's lost and trying stuff with me i really don't know and it hurts my brain.
#216215 to #216159 - charizarddad
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(08/17/2016) [-]
sounds to me like projection. you realize you are making these things up, these ideas seem to be coming from yourself
#216216 to #216215 - rokkai
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(08/17/2016) [-]
i mean, right now that makes a lot of sense and it's also what i believe it is but tomorrow i'll feel the other way. this is weird man.
#216156 - valourinfj
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(08/16/2016) [-]
So, I've been falsely accused of racism at work. What do I do? This is going to be their words against theirs from the sounds of it because no one else has heard anything about it besides the district manager and I sure as hell didn't say any sort of derogatory term for anyone.
#216205 to #216156 - rurik
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(08/17/2016) [-]
Talk to your supervisor and make them tell you about the evidence. If they have no evidence, demand they make it clear to the rest of the workforce you never did anything wrong.
#216157 to #216156 - anon
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(08/16/2016) [-]
What did you do
#216158 to #216157 - valourinfj
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(08/16/2016) [-]
Nothing, they won't even tell me what I said. I've only been at this job for a week.
#216163 to #216158 - anon
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(08/16/2016) [-]
Unless there's proof or witnesses to back up your side of the story, there really isn't anything you can do.

Are they planning on reprimanding you in someway?
#216164 to #216163 - valourinfj
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(08/16/2016) [-]
It doesn't sound like it, it's basically just one person saying I said this and that's that. One person words against mine.
#216166 to #216164 - anon
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(08/17/2016) [-]
It just sounds like work place pettiness, don't let it get to you. Just stay clear of the person who accused you in the first place.
#216167 to #216166 - valourinfj
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(08/17/2016) [-]
I have no clue who it is. They didn't even tell me what I said that was racist.
#216154 - anon
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(08/16/2016) [-]
Okay so i have a friend that i used to hang out with all the time but about 8 months ago he started going out with this bitch, and dont get me wrong she was a massive bitch like legit a horrible person, anyways this kid put up with her shit for like 6 months and then she broke up with him now this kid cant get over her and keeps talking to her (which is making it alot worse) the problem is the kid seems like a ghost, he is always so mopey and shit its actually like a chore to hang out with him now and i have no clue what to do to help him because ive never seen someone take this long to get over a bitch anyone know anything i can do to help my boy.
#216151 - thelulsmaster
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(08/16/2016) [-]
Can any of you guys give me advice on a song I made, it'd be greatly appreciated!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3G_mP0WJH4&feature=youtu.be

soundcloud.com/hvntofficial/confessions-interlude

either of the link will work, thanks a ton!
#216155 to #216151 - rokkai
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(08/16/2016) [-]
you posted another song months ago and i liked it too but this is legit.
you posted another song months ago and i liked it too but this is legit.
#216161 to #216155 - thelulsmaster
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(08/16/2016) [-]
thanks! I only worked on this one for a week but I didnt wanna stress the songwriting, i wanted to work on production
#216162 to #216161 - rokkai
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(08/16/2016) [-]
just make a fire beat with a good bassline and smooth hi-hats and talk about love and you're done. i really like this man. hope you get there.
#216149 - charizarddad
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(08/16/2016) [-]
i met a girl through a friend, made out with her, went pretty far (no sex), just celebrated her birthday, and agreed to start dating her. its been like a week or something since then and i want to break up with her. i thought i liked her at first, but now i just feel nothing for her. i dont really hate her or anything, shes just boring. the thing is, i just did all this shit so i feel like i would be leading her on if i dont break up with her, but i just gave her all these signs that i like her. not to mention we just celebrated her birthday. i know i need to break up with her, but im really dreading having to because i feel like im going to look like an ass either way. i cant even do it in person, we usually video chat
#216160 to #216149 - rokkai
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(08/16/2016) [-]
just be sincere and polite. you do you first. it's you that matters. don't let others direct you a direction you don't want to go.
do it my negro
#216152 to #216149 - snacky
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(08/16/2016) [-]
did you sex her after you guys started dating?
#216172 to #216152 - charizarddad
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(08/17/2016) [-]
no but came pretty close
#216146 - anon
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(08/16/2016) [-]
What can I do about a 30 year old autist? I know this sounds like one of those greentexts but this is dead serious. He doesn't understand that it's not ok to hit people so when something he owns is knocked over he goes in a rage and starts attacking me. What do I do?
#216147 to #216146 - sugoi
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(08/16/2016) [-]
Call the police and get the tard wranglers.
#216138 - ifailedmyact
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(08/15/2016) [-]
Where can I go to get actual help, like a shrink or something? Or like some kind of guidance counselor? Because I don't have a lot of money to for a shrink but I think it would do me a lot of good to have someone to talk to and confide with.
#216148 to #216138 - sugoi
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(08/16/2016) [-]
A lot of organizations like school and university have their own counselors available.

If you have absolutely no money then online talking with idiots I guess, there are physical "anonymous" groups like alcoholics anonymous or whatever but I don't know about the costs for those, I think there are costs involved.
#216141 to #216138 - whitechino
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(08/15/2016) [-]
Are you in school?
#216142 to #216141 - ifailedmyact
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(08/15/2016) [-]
Nope.
#216145 to #216142 - whitechino
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(08/16/2016) [-]
Than chat private with us. I'm always available for private messages, my brotha.
#216131 - mcdonaldsexplain
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(08/15/2016) [-]
Mcdonalds, Taco Bell, Burger King, Pizza Joint, Local Diner, Gas Station food.

i'm hungry, what get. will update on food.
#216140 to #216131 - whitechino
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(08/15/2016) [-]
I suggest you get tomorrow pizza, with extra ceso, and put some garlic, pepper, oregano. If you're in the right place, add some chicken and spinach.
#216143 to #216140 - mcdonaldsexplain
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(08/16/2016) [-]
Dayum. Sounds great.
#216132 to #216131 - nonbenderinlife
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(08/15/2016) [-]
Get McDonalds if you are constipated, local diner if they perform deliveries or pizza joint because you can never go wrong with pizza
#216133 to #216132 - mcdonaldsexplain
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(08/15/2016) [-]
What from mcdons? Cmon here, im starving!! havnt eaten in 2 days.
#216134 to #216133 - nonbenderinlife
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(08/15/2016) [-]
Ffs m8 why haven't you eaten in 2 days?? Idk get like a shitload of fries and 3 big macs
#216135 to #216134 - mcdonaldsexplain
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(08/15/2016) [-]
Lol, just had a conversation with my family. They're buying me 4 pizzas.
#216136 to #216135 - nonbenderinlife
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(08/15/2016) [-]
I'm glad to hear that. Eat a piece for me will you
#216125 - ronjeremysweiner
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(08/15/2016) [-]
If I hock a loogie on a reference sheet then hand it to someone can I be arrested/convicted of anything?
#216130 to #216125 - mcdonaldsexplain
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(08/15/2016) [-]
convicted of being an edgelord maybe.
#216268 to #216130 - ronjeremysweiner
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(08/19/2016) [-]
i ripped it up and gave it to him. got cops called to my house. TIL free expression is dead.
#216122 - ishallsmiteyou
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(08/15/2016) [-]
17 year old kid living in his friend's mom's basement with no job, no car and no money. 250 resumes or so to get 2 interviews, one of which was because they accidentally said it was a part time position when it was full time and the other didn't get me a callback.

How get money? And don't say "sell everything you own" cause all I have now is my phone, a shit laptop and my clothes. I had to improvise a bed frame out of 2x4 off cuts for fucks sake.
#216126 to #216122 - rokkai
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(08/15/2016) [-]
you are very young. if you're in school, just focus on that and try to get a part time job. if you're not in school, stay positive, try to find a part time job and attend a school.
#216123 to #216122 - ronjeremysweiner
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(08/15/2016) [-]
Big city or small town?
#216124 to #216123 - ishallsmiteyou
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(08/15/2016) [-]
Medium sized city, London ON.
#216127 to #216124 - ronjeremysweiner
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(08/15/2016) [-]
Maybe look into catering work. I worked for Sodexo for 2 1/2 years which is an international company that probably has seasonal work in you're city. It's an app and you sign up and they send you dates and locations and shits easy though the hours blow sometimes. My brother hooked me the fuckup and I got paid 14/ hour so try asking for that and good luck but they'll probably pay you 10 (though who knows you might actually get paid better than me in Canada.) also you gotta talk to the manager wherever you apply, assholes working the counter at a fast food place WILL throw your application in the trash because they want you're hours. Always ask for 10, expect less.
#216128 to #216127 - ishallsmiteyou
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(08/15/2016) [-]
I'll look into Sodexo, seems like something I could do after school and on weekends relatively easily. And believe me, when I hand in a resume it goes straight to the manager (first time I gave a resume to a restaurant I saw the guy through the window throw it out)
#216129 to #216128 - ronjeremysweiner
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(08/15/2016) [-]
Ya most restaurant workers are 90% asshole I swear to god.
Pro tip, make sure the boss sees you working ur ass off the first week then it's easier to fuck around and get outa shit, iyou help the people on ur level they'll almost always return the favor when you need it. If you end up going catering, if you fuck up/ start to drop shit don't tweak and try and catch shit, just stand still and let what's gonna fall fall, I ended up dropping an entire tray instead of one glass my first day, and don't feel bad if you do fuck up, shit happens in that field just remember to be the solution/go looking for the dustpan
#216121 - anon
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(08/15/2016) [-]
You guys ever been in a relationship, but you feel like you're so fucked up on the head that you're better off letting them be happy then showing them how you really are?
#216171 to #216121 - anon
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(08/17/2016) [-]
If you can't be yourself around them the relationship is doomed to fail. Either talk to them about it or get out. Don't waste your and their time.
#216120 - mondominiman
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(08/15/2016) [-]
Why are some videos/pictures highlighted red when trying to upload? This has happened on several occasions now.
#216106 - tarmorman
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#216103 - victorsin
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(08/15/2016) [-]
What exercises do you guys recommend me to do for penis growth?
2 friends and me saw a jelqing guide on the deep web 2 years ago. We measured our penises and saw each others penises and we were supposed to do the exercises, but they just worked for a few hours and then the penis went back to the normal size. One of my friends keep doing the exercises for 2 years and well he got 1 inch.
Does it really work or my friend did something else. I'm happy with my size, but I crave more size. I want to do weird sex positions.
#216150 to #216103 - focalanemo
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(08/16/2016) [-]
your penis won't grow except the natural way. Learn to live with your body faggot.
#216139 to #216103 - charizarddad
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(08/15/2016) [-]
dont use a pump.
#216117 to #216103 - sugoi
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(08/15/2016) [-]
Being black.
#216105 to #216103 - tsoper
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(08/15/2016) [-]
Exercises wont increase the size of your penis, as its not a muscle. It is a tissue.

Blood flow through it increases its size. If you want more blood in it, I would suggest buying one of those sucking machines which you put on top and it is supposed to stretch it out in every direction, resulting in more volume for the blood to fill, causing it slowly get bigger.
#216137 to #216105 - victorsin
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(08/15/2016) [-]
But results will be permanent with a pump?
#216144 to #216137 - anon
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(08/16/2016) [-]
watch Pen & Teller Bullshit about penis enlargement.
#216100 - mcdonaldsexplain
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(08/15/2016) [-]
I just got told i look like john Cusack, was that an insult? Feels like an insult
#216102 to #216100 - victorsin
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(08/15/2016) [-]
Well he's rich, famous and handsome. You are lucky my friend. Unless u a girl.
#216104 to #216102 - mcdonaldsexplain
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(08/15/2016) [-]
Actually im a tri-gendered pyrofox from the forest dimension. You need to check your privilege.

not familiar with the dude, just making sure hes not like a piece of shit :/
#216097 - confusedasian
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(08/15/2016) [-]
I ain't got a aux input in my car fam. Help me out.


No serisouly, I can't find it. I'm looking around for the little jack or some cover/flap that might have it under neath, but I can't find one. I have a 2015 honda accord and nothing I find online is helping. Everything is about 2003-2007 models. My car does have a usb port, but I don't know. I tried to connect my ipod touch, but it wouldn't connect. I tried bluetooth and it wouldn't work either.
#216233 to #216097 - mindyourownbusines
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(08/18/2016) [-]
What about this?
#216234 to #216233 - mindyourownbusines
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(08/18/2016) [-]
Close-up.
#216109 to #216097 - rurik
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(08/15/2016) [-]
Post a picture of the interior, including the inside of the glove box. It could be in the glove box.
#216118 to #216109 - confusedasian
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(08/15/2016) [-]
>>#216115,

I was looking at night. I went back this morning and I found. Fuuuuuuuuck Yeaaaaahh.


Time to blast Believe by Cher on my way to work everyday.
#216098 to #216097 - sushininja
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(08/15/2016) [-]
usb port doesnt work. you'd basically be charging your phone. buy one that connects to the tapes spot if you have one and it works as an aux.
#216099 to #216098 - confusedasian
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(08/15/2016) [-]
Yeah, I don't have a cassete thing in my car. Aw shit man. I'm just stuck playing my music through my ipod speakers.
#216115 to #216099 - sushininja
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(08/15/2016) [-]
Did you check your glove compartment? Some cars have one there.
If not get one of the radio ones that only needs the car plug
#216095 - jakerszzzz
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(08/15/2016) [-]
Recently I've been hanging out more and more with a new group of friends and I really enjoy it. But since I've started spending time with people that treat me well compared to my "lifelong" friends, I don't enjoy talking to my old friends at all or playing video games either. Every day seems to feel like an empty void that I need to fill with something. I applied for a job and have an interview Tuesday. Anyone have advice on not getting depressed? Or anyone have an explanation on why I feel like I don't need my old friends and always want to see my new ones? Also we get together once a week and the other 6 days until the next time we hang out are just long gaps of time that I do almost nothing during. I've been cleaning my room every time I get bored and it's been spotless for weeks. Anything helps.
#216116 to #216095 - SOUL CRUSHER
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(08/15/2016) [-]
I'm not sure what you're really asking for. But first off there is nothing wrong with wanting new friends or preparing one over the other. Anyways Its true you sorta do grow out of people. That's one of the biggest arguments against marrying a highschool sweet heart. Just ask yourself. Have I changed or have they changed? There is no one reason of why you feel this way, i mean i could pull psychological stuff out my hat but ill probably be wrong . but by figuring out why you feel this way about your friends could help you know how to fix it... or end it.

As for staying out of depression. That varies from person to person depending on how Their brain is wired but generally you need love, purpose and achievement to be happy. You need to mix things up. Have a goal you can work towards like having a rocking body or dating someone with a rocking body or rocking with your dated body or... anyways I was in the same boat it's hard to feel positive when you don't really do anything. Remember purpose and achievement are two sides of the same coin. Don't just do something. To something with an end goal in mind.
#216119 to #216116 - jakerszzzz
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(08/15/2016) [-]
Alrighty man, thanks for the advice! I didn't know if I should try to keep my old friends just for the sake of being friends for so long. Your words definitely help.