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#164235 - anon
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(11/25/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled user aczzoh **
#164232 - onefuckingskurut
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(11/25/2014) [-]
I got scoliosis with 38 and 28 degrees or something like that. I'd like to study and hopefully work into it. Is there somebody else with scoliosis out there and maybe doing desk job? What is it like? Can I do desk job without worsening my health?
#164185 - anon
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(11/25/2014) [-]
I have a skin bridge on my penis. It's actually kinda well placed, I think. It's not to the side or somewhere weird, and it's not super wide, and I actually think it looks nice.
I don't know if other women will find it weird? Should I get it removed anyway? I'll be perfectly fine with having a normal circumsized penis, or keeping the bridge, I just don't know how it's going to go down with women in the future.
#164208 to #164185 - advicedude
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(11/25/2014) [-]
Anything like that just comes down to personal preference, just like body hair.
#164186 to #164185 - makotoitou
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(11/25/2014) [-]
would need pics to tell for sure
#164184 - assdoreponyfucker
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(11/25/2014) [-]
Gonna smoke weed for the first time tommorow with some friends. Any tips?
#164234 to #164184 - fuckyouthatswhy
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(11/25/2014) [-]
do not become stressed or any of that shit, be yourself, have tons of water close incase of cotton mouth. Also, do not hold back the laughter.
#164233 to #164184 - anon
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(11/25/2014) [-]
have water or some form of liquid on hand incase you choke.
#164230 to #164184 - dudeheit
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(11/25/2014) [-]
Inhale if you want to feel something. Also make sure you are in a comfortable environment, drink water and there should be something to eat.
as ya know: drgs bad mkaay?
#164218 to #164184 - awesomerninjathing
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(11/25/2014) [-]
won't feel anything
#164204 to #164184 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(11/25/2014) [-]
try not to OD and die
#164189 to #164184 - neas
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(11/25/2014) [-]
You're probably not going to feel much.
#164187 to #164184 - makotoitou
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(11/25/2014) [-]
drugs r bad
#164188 to #164187 - assdoreponyfucker
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(11/25/2014) [-]
ok i called the guy and cancelled thanks
#164190 to #164188 - makotoitou
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(11/25/2014) [-]
good job
#164183 - alltimetens
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(11/25/2014) [-]
Can you guys like my page? www.facebook.com/HunterofStuy
School assignments are the worst
#164182 - anon
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(11/25/2014) [-]
I've got a protip for you guys that worked for me.
When you're in love with a woman you can't have, and it depresses you, try just not thinking of fucking her.
#164177 - mondominiman
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(11/25/2014) [-]
How early should I start looking for a new job? I want to move out by the end of january to a new city. Should I start sending out resumes now or later?
#164226 to #164177 - faguette
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(11/25/2014) [-]
what anon said, and pester the fuck out of the places until they either give you their time or tell you to fuck off.
#164223 to #164177 - anon
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(11/25/2014) [-]
now. send out resumes as quickly and often as possible. send resumes until you're fingers are numb, and then send out some more resumes
#164170 - PebbleBinder
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(11/24/2014) [-]
whats a good degree?
is law or psychology better?
any arguments for or against taking law
#164251 to #164170 - gayfurryalliance
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(11/26/2014) [-]
Law dude, easily, minor in psychology
#164231 to #164170 - dudeheit
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(11/25/2014) [-]
While law is definetly more profitable, you will have to learn a shit ton of boring paragraphes.
I have a ground-course in law and some things are interesting, e.g. how you can avoid to be fucked up by companys or other assholes, who want to misapply laws just to get money or what you should look out when signing a leas contract, but I tell you: All those boring paragraphes are making to want to kill someone.
But maybe you will like it!
#164197 to #164170 - advicedude
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(11/25/2014) [-]
Law is more profitable. Psychology doesn't really have demand also requires more work just to be reputable.
#164179 to #164170 - letting
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(11/25/2014) [-]
Law has far more job opportunities and expansion for growth and better pay the longer you practice. But Psychology has its benefits too. Whatever you like better.
#164165 - headlessmamii
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(11/24/2014) [-]
So I mostly don't have to deal with this stuff but I need a quick word of advice. There's this person that surely has a thing for me. I'm not interested in dating or anything like that right now being a senior in highschool it's not like I'm going to see or talk to anyone I know next year. They're a freshman and they're acting really desperate. They tried to kiss me in the hall, tried to hug me in the hall and other stuff like this. The problem is they recently found out where I live and they're constantly knocking on my door when I'm home. Weekdays, weekends and I really don't want this to continue because family is coming over in a few days. I don't want to act like straight up ass to them to cut the shit but it's really getting to the point where they've been grabbing places and I just want this to stop before things out of hand. What do?
#164352 to #164165 - iviagic ONLINE
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(11/27/2014) [-]
Is the person stalking you a male or female?
#164355 to #164352 - headlessmamii
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(11/27/2014) [-]
He's a male.
#164357 to #164355 - iviagic ONLINE
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(11/27/2014) [-]
Yeah, if you contact a guidance counselor or otherwise, you'll be good. I'm not saying to fuck his whole Freshman year by accusing him of sexual assault... just give him a good scare that'll prevent another 'episode', if you will.
#164361 to #164357 - headlessmamii
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(11/27/2014) [-]
I don't intend on fucking him up. I just want it to stop with the least amount of butthurt as I can manage. Let me just say this though he literally has been kissing and grabbing on me knowing that I'm a senior and that I find this totally not okay. I'm a nice person I don't want to hurt the guy a bit. It's just that..fuck    
   
 I don't want to fuck with his feelings or highschool career I just want to make sure he knows that the shit he's pulling is not okay and he needs to fucking stop. Who knows what will happen if he gets another "crush"    
   
Oh and a quick update. I told my brother about this guy and he said he "handled it" the kid came at my door again before I could even get home and my brother said some things he refused to tell me what but he said the kid cried and waddled off. I haven't seen this guy since but when I do I have no idea what I'm going to say.
I don't intend on fucking him up. I just want it to stop with the least amount of butthurt as I can manage. Let me just say this though he literally has been kissing and grabbing on me knowing that I'm a senior and that I find this totally not okay. I'm a nice person I don't want to hurt the guy a bit. It's just that..fuck

I don't want to fuck with his feelings or highschool career I just want to make sure he knows that the shit he's pulling is not okay and he needs to fucking stop. Who knows what will happen if he gets another "crush"

Oh and a quick update. I told my brother about this guy and he said he "handled it" the kid came at my door again before I could even get home and my brother said some things he refused to tell me what but he said the kid cried and waddled off. I haven't seen this guy since but when I do I have no idea what I'm going to say.
#164198 to #164165 - advicedude
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(11/25/2014) [-]
Be straight up ass to them to cut the shit. Gotta learn to be blunt someday.
#164199 to #164198 - headlessmamii
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(11/25/2014) [-]
But I'm weak as fuck. I don't want my ass handed to me if they don't take it well.
#164201 to #164199 - advicedude
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(11/25/2014) [-]
Tell the faculty at your school. I'm sure they can contact their parents or some shit. Either way, just do it in a public place where there will be a lot of attention on them so they know to feel ridiculed about it.
#164202 to #164201 - headlessmamii
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(11/25/2014) [-]
Will do. They always try to pull that kind of shit well classes are transitioning so that will be easy.
#164205 to #164202 - advicedude
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(11/25/2014) [-]
I mean I know it might be hard for you due to shyness or something but if you can just be very vocal about it.
#164207 to #164205 - headlessmamii
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(11/25/2014) [-]
I know exactly what you mean. Make sure people see that the shit they're pulling isn't cool. That's my objective.
#164173 to #164165 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx
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(11/25/2014) [-]
Contact your local authorities.
#164174 to #164173 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx
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(11/25/2014) [-]
In all honesty, telling the kid to stop won't make him stop.
Get the local authorities involved, tell your school's administration about it, and he'll cut it out real quick or face the consequences.

Sexual assault isn't cool.
#164178 to #164174 - headlessmamii
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(11/25/2014) [-]
Ah okay thanks. I never really thought about being sexually assaulted until now. This is totally not good.
#164168 to #164165 - yourinvisiblegf
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(11/24/2014) [-]
do you know how hard it is to use this pic in a revelant way ?

FUCK THEM, YOU WILL NOT SEE THEM NEXT YEAR ANYWAY !
#164169 to #164168 - headlessmamii
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(11/24/2014) [-]
Now that I know my first step how do I actually say "you're being too creepy stay away from me" while sounding nice?
Now that I know my first step how do I actually say "you're being too creepy stay away from me" while sounding nice?
#164175 to #164169 - sugoi ONLINE
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(11/25/2014) [-]
You don't want to sound nice or he'll think he has a chance and keep trying.
Just say "you're being too creepy, stay away from me."
#164176 to #164175 - headlessmamii
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(11/25/2014) [-]
This isn't in my nature but I see what you're going at. I'll do just that since I really want them to stop trying with "surprise kisses"
#164180 to #164176 - letting
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(11/25/2014) [-]
Is you boy, or girl?

Is person boy, or girl?

Also, a freshman being this attracted to a senior is...weird. That can be as far as a 4 year age difference. Try not to get arrested.
#164181 to #164180 - headlessmamii
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(11/25/2014) [-]
I'm a female and the person that has the crush on me is a male. I know it's really weird. I can see if he confused me for a freshman since I look like one being 5 feet but when I told him I guess he didn't give a shit. I also think he has a disability. I mean he came up to me like I knew him which I didn't. He probably been watching me for a while before he came up. But it's not that which led me to think he has one but I was being nice because he looked like he was suffering from something like depression. But as I started to see him more it looked like kind of a default emotion or something.
#164191 to #164181 - letting
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(11/25/2014) [-]
Weirdo alert. Avoid at all costs. Don't concern yourself with being nice, be direct and final. People like that can be very dangerous when rejected, but even more-so if you allow it to continue and he starts to feel like you're "his" because you showed him some pity sympathy/attention.

#164192 to #164191 - headlessmamii
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(11/25/2014) [-]
That's what worrying me. I'm weak as fuck what if he doesn't handle it well? I don't want my ass handed to me on a sliver platter.
#164193 to #164192 - letting
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(11/25/2014) [-]
Have any large friends? Boyfriend? Brother? A little intimidation never hurts.
#164194 to #164193 - headlessmamii
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(11/25/2014) [-]
Brother wants me to fight my own battles but my bookbag weighs a ton so I guess I can use that. I hate altercation
Brother wants me to fight my own battles but my bookbag weighs a ton so I guess I can use that. I hate altercation
#164195 to #164194 - letting
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(11/25/2014) [-]
Kind of a shitty thing for your brother to say. I would be far more protective of my sister if somebody was acting that way towards them...

Try to avoid altercation. I'm not saying punch the kid, but ya know, let it be known that you don't want him around you anymore. Sometimes freshman, especially if they were "top dog" in middle school, seem to think it's just a free-for-all once they get into high school. They tend to figure out pretty quick this isn't the case. (Or just start fucking all of the other freshman, it gets gross real fast.)

I'm also a senior in high school, and I can tell you, freshman are weird...Makes me wonder how I was perceived at that age, hahaha.
#164196 to #164195 - headlessmamii
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(11/25/2014) [-]
I can see that. Don't worry I don't intending on throwing my 50 pound bookbag at the guy. It's just you know just in case he gets out of hand that's all. If that fails I'll just make a run for it. Being a pussy has it's perks because I run pretty fast.

Oh god my Freshman year sucked ass. Mostly because I didn't know my GPA would start counting against me then and then that's how I fucked myself up. As soon as someone told me my sophomore year I started getting my shit together and I went from a 1.69 to a 2.2. At least I tried.
#164206 to #164196 - letting
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(11/25/2014) [-]
I can understand that. Freshman year is a time of extreme turmoil and change, trying to adapt to all of the new things gets overwhelming really quickly. I moved to a new school halfway through freshman year, so my GPA probably took a hit as well. Still, I'm around a 3.7 or 3.8 right now, thanks to working my ass off.

And yes, running. The way the small people avoid getting killed, I know the feeling all too well. I'm a dude, and only 5'5.
#164212 to #164206 - headlessmamii
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(11/25/2014) [-]
Man a 3.8 that's amazing. Here I am skipping meals and slip and the best I can do is a 2.2. I must be retarded or something god damn. I guess I need to work my ass of even harder then. None the less I'm still going to a community college first because...I've pretty much lost hope for a GPA and I'm better off going to a college where the GPA won't matter so I can bring it up there and then transfer over to my dream school.

Maybe you're one of those people that starts growing pretty late. My brother was like that. He's 21 and manage to grow some more after he winded up in college.
#164214 to #164212 - letting
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(11/25/2014) [-]
Don't feel too bad, a GPA isn't everything and I only have that kind of score because I structured my entire highschool career around what I knew I could excel at. I took the minimum math courses and took a ton of history, english, electives, etc. I've always been terrible at math, especially algebra, just never came to me.

I'm going to community college as well. I don't think I could handle a massive university and I could never afford it. I just can't be $100,000 in debt by the time I graduate. Your plan is a good one, so stick with it and keep it up.

As far as growing, nah. Had all the tests done and my bone plates are pretty much fused. I'm done, and stuck this way. Pretty crushing when you're a guy and this small girls certainly never give you a second look but nothing I can do about it...
#164215 to #164214 - headlessmamii
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(11/25/2014) [-]
Yeah it is a pretty nice and straight forward plan. My dream school isn't even that big like other schools. It would suck having to walk around a big ass building and wind up sweating by the time you get to class. I'm already like that now actually. It just takes 2 sets of stairs for me to start rushing to a water fountain. Not to mention I have stay back a little because people's bookbags can knock me right off the stairwell. My friends also call me midget because fuck I'm really passive. You're not alone. Besides mostly every girl I know [spoiler] (I hardly know any girls that I have as friends) doesn't like tall guys. They hate to actually "look up" to people so all hope isn't lost. To be honest I'm the same way. But of course that applies to everyone because hell I was just 4'11 last year. Being short sucks ass but who knows maybe you'll meet someone as short as me and have a get together or something. [/spoiler]
#164217 to #164215 - letting
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(11/25/2014) [-]
Heh, that's a nice sentiment anyway. But I have my doubts about finding anyone. I dated a girl shorter than you once, Didn't end well, like all of my relationships. Not like I've had many anyway. So trust me, you aren't a "midget". You're short, sure, but girls can rock that whole "cute" thing and get way with it. Most girls that I know are taller than me anyway...

I'm not looking for a large school either. Being 1 out of 100 students in a lecture hall does not appeal to me in the slightest. There's no actual bonding or 1 on 1 experience with a professor, you're just a number.
#164220 to #164217 - headlessmamii
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(11/25/2014) [-]
Eh well you had a relationship so that counts for something. I never dated anyone to be honest. I've always seen how someone in class is bragging about having a stalker and then I was like. I guess that would be pretty adorable. We all know where that went We're quite alike. I think everyone would like interacting with the professor too I don't know who wouldn't. He is the guy grading your papers and such. It might work if you have a tutor maybe. But I'm a very slow learner to the point where I slapped with a goddamn IEP I can't shake. The last thing I want is to be in a learning environment like this picture. I mind as well jump off a cliff.

But nothing in this world is totally absolute. There's always a possibility for something. I mean I never thought I'd have a stalker but lookie here last year in highschool and I had to get one. And a Freshman at that.
#164221 to #164220 - letting
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(11/25/2014) [-]
Yeah, about that relationship, let's just say I can relate to the whole "stalker" thing... So no, it's not really about having a relationship, it's about holding onto somebody and having them be there for you when you need them the most. I've never had that, most people just leave me can't say I blame them so it really puts a damper on your whole outlook on life when things go to shit over and over again. 3 times now, all ended different, all painful. A lot of people want relationships and bitch about being alone, let me tell you there are things much worse. If you think finding someone is difficult, try holding onto them.

Yeah, that looks awful. I want nothing like that in the college I do wind up attending. How do you even ask a question? Does it even matter? Like I said, you're just a number. They don't even know your name. That's how kids sleep through most of college and them cram for finals and barely pass. I don't want that.
#164222 to #164221 - headlessmamii
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(11/25/2014) [-]
Don't want that either. I see myself going to the hospital for something like lack or sleep or malnutrition. A long lasting relationship? Who knows like I said there's always a possibility for everything including a soul mate you can grow old with. I already have that type of relationship already expect it's with my mother. I love her to pieces. If I was to die and go to what people describe as heaven it wouldn't be heaven to me because my mother won't be there with me.

I already toured my college and saw the rooms there were just perfect oh my god. Not too big not too small and you can totally be able to see your instructor and they could see you back. I can't wait until I graduate and go there. The food is pretty nice too. I didn't know coffee vending machines existed until now.
#164216 to #164215 - headlessmamii
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(11/25/2014) [-]
well fuck there goes that spoiler I wanted
#164162 - anon
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(11/24/2014) [-]
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#164200 to #164162 - advicedude
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(11/25/2014) [-]
You don't NEED a gf. they're just nice to have around. Besides, girls like guys with confidence and with a strong sense of self because they look for that in a guy. They need a guy who knows what the fuck they're doing. Once you get your life straight, work out, get money, the will come with it.
#164228 to #164200 - dehumanizer
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(11/25/2014) [-]
>this is litteraly what gf having normalshits belive
#164236 to #164228 - advicedude
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(11/25/2014) [-]
trust me I didn't have a gf for the first 14 years of my life. I would know.

All jokes aside, I've had a time in my life where I was independent, not by choice, and I might not have been as happy, but I was more focused on my goals and self improvement.
#164239 to #164236 - dehumanizer
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(11/25/2014) [-]
but in those years you were still undeveloped, imagine how it would have turned out if you hadnt got a gf.

>self improvement
>14 years old

you mean stuff like doing your homework?
#164245 to #164239 - advicedude
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(11/25/2014) [-]
The first line was entirely a joke.
#164172 to #164162 - anon
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(11/25/2014) [-]
There's still hope.
#164167 to #164162 - yourinvisiblegf
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(11/24/2014) [-]
you won't meet any girls if you stay in your room reading this comment
#164161 - comandante
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(11/24/2014) [-]
About a week ago there was a comic about a short girl and tall guy, they were a couple. The girl was too short to take a selfie, so the guy did it for both of them. Does anyone have it saved?
#164146 - anon
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(11/24/2014) [-]
So, I noticed that when fucking my friends girlfriend that after I came inside her, she started queefing when we kept on fucking.

I'm worried if it's some kind of problem with her vagina, shoulld I ask my friend if it happens when they fuck and he cums inside too?
#164203 to #164146 - advicedude
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(11/25/2014) [-]
Here's advice, don't fuck your friend's girlfriend. Unless you really don't like the dude or he doesn't treat her right. Besides that, no there isn't a problem with her vagina, that kind of stuff just happens. It's just trapped air.
#164156 to #164146 - dudeheit
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(11/24/2014) [-]
> "fucking my friends girlfriend"
> "should I ask my friende"
#164154 to #164146 - anon
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(11/24/2014) [-]
it means you're gay.
it means you're gay.
#164153 to #164146 - yourinvisiblegf
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(11/24/2014) [-]
that might be vagina cancer
#164152 to #164146 - makotoitou
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(11/24/2014) [-]
wat
#164140 - hotrodman
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(11/24/2014) [-]
USArmyExplain I summon thee again. A while ago I asked you about the ASVAB and I just got my scores back. My AFQT score is 97 and all my other scores are at high 60s/low 70s (except for AO i took it in school so that part wasn't on my test)
#164157 to #164140 - usarmyexplain
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(11/24/2014) [-]
Nice
#164158 to #164157 - hotrodman
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(11/24/2014) [-]
What kind of jobs can I get with that
#164159 to #164158 - usarmyexplain
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(11/24/2014) [-]
Im having trouble finidng the exact page that breaks down the minmium socre for every MOS, but you shouldnt have any problems with a 97. I got a 92 and I was qualified for every job in the army.
#164160 to #164159 - hotrodman
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(11/24/2014) [-]
cool thanks. do you think i would be eligible for the high school to flight school program
#164265 to #164160 - lordbrauner
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(11/26/2014) [-]
An AFQT score of 97 should be enough to get into flight school upon graduation, so be sure to talk to a recruiter immediately about that and get the ball rolling. You'll have to pass a physical with flying colors, and flight school is difficult as I'll be damned, but you'll get one of those goofy Warrant Officer ranks, if I'm not mistaken.

When you speak to your recruiter, be sure to push really hard for what you want to do, no matter how much they try to steer you in another direction. They know what jobs the Armed Forces need, and will try to place you there unless you're really adamant about what you want. Remember: They need you more than you need them. Assert yourself, and you should be fine. Good luck, and god speed.
#164139 - dreaddune
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(11/24/2014) [-]
yo guys.
Soo, i'm in a trainer at my karate-club, and we're having a party soon, and we are supposed to look like a superhero. So i was wondering if you'd have any ideas of a superhero that would work great for fighting etc. and still won't be like standard superman-spiderman stuff..

Also, at the same club, we are having some sort of run, in the forest with the rest of the members, and it's supposed to be scary as fuck. Meaning i'm supposed to be a zombie, waking from the ground, together with 2 others. Anyone got a tip on som easy zombie-makeup..?
#164209 to #164139 - advicedude
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(11/25/2014) [-]
Little mac from Punchout sounds the easiest
#164147 to #164139 - ScottP
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(11/24/2014) [-]
Iron Fist
#164151 to #164147 - dreaddune
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(11/24/2014) [-]
that actually seems pretty awesome
#164142 to #164139 - makotoitou
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(11/24/2014) [-]
Not exactly a superhero but Ryu
#164144 to #164142 - dreaddune
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(11/24/2014) [-]
that would actually be awesome, if i had that much mass !
#164149 to #164144 - yourinvisiblegf
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(11/24/2014) [-]
Dhalsim
#164150 to #164149 - dreaddune
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(11/24/2014) [-]
Noice...
#164134 - jayfizzle
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(11/24/2014) [-]
Theres a problem I've had for a long time and it keeps coming back to haunt me, any advice?

Im a pretty strong guy, and am pretty sure I would kick ass in a fight, but it doesnt stop "friends" or friends of friends from talking shit once in a while and getting out of hand. they essentially challenge my manhood and I am unsure whether to smack them in the face and ruin the night or talk shit back, which I am bad at/dont like doing.

example from last night:
at a bar with a bunch of friends and their friends who I know. one guy calls me out for not drinking enough apparently (I just wasnt as drunk as them) but he didnt do it in a joking way, he did it in a "hey youre a pussy" kind of way. He didnt really stop, and some of my friends were defending me but he was really getting on my nerves. He eventually shut up when I challenged him to a drink off, but I feel like there must be a way to avoid such confrontations and not make a fool out of eachother.

watdo?
#164166 to #164134 - fuckyouthatswhy
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(11/24/2014) [-]
inb4 "do not drink" or "don't go to bars"

I dunno man, just tell him that it bothers you and if he'll continue you'll wreck him (flex biceps menacingly while telling him that). Should work, if it doesn't smack his ass, you'll need to do it just once, he won't be talking shit second time. It won't be your fault that the night got rekt. You gave him a choice, mutual respect or broken nose.
#164148 to #164134 - ScottP
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(11/24/2014) [-]
Antagonism can almost always be overcome by playing nice. Play nice with the other kids, even if they don't play nice with you.
#164143 to #164134 - megasharkman
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(11/24/2014) [-]
Be a smartass instead. "How can you call me a pussy when you are drinking whisky like a bitch? Everyone knows that seabreeze is the manly drink in the bar! You don't even have an umbrella!! How the fuck are you supposed to keep tge sun out of your drink!!? Dipshit."
Anyway, the manliest thing you can do at a bar is drink what you want and however much you want.
#164138 to #164134 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx
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(11/24/2014) [-]
Laugh it off, man.
If people are getting on your nerves and trying to piss you off, then laugh it off.
They find it funny to piss you off, so when you start laughing at their immaturity, it in turn gets on their nerves. Then they know that they can't piss you off, and get pissed off because of it.

Essentially; Be the bigger man.
#164135 to #164134 - notred ONLINE
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(11/24/2014) [-]
Quit letting people get under your skin.
#164124 - girrafalopegis
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(11/24/2014) [-]
Advice board, I know I should be asking people in person this question, but none of the answers I've gotten are even remotely useful.      
   
 I want to enlist as a corpsmen in the Navy. I want to serve for a good amount of time. I want to stop school of any kind (that isn't military goal related), I find it impossible to sit behind a desk (my ADHD and OCD), as well as do the same tedious shit over and over again. My parents really want me to go to college, but I can't get the idea of doing so into my head. Will I really get fucked if I don't go to college, and if I do really have to go to college, what would someone interested in EMT/medic stuff want to major in?    
   
Cool gif for your time.
Advice board, I know I should be asking people in person this question, but none of the answers I've gotten are even remotely useful.

I want to enlist as a corpsmen in the Navy. I want to serve for a good amount of time. I want to stop school of any kind (that isn't military goal related), I find it impossible to sit behind a desk (my ADHD and OCD), as well as do the same tedious shit over and over again. My parents really want me to go to college, but I can't get the idea of doing so into my head. Will I really get fucked if I don't go to college, and if I do really have to go to college, what would someone interested in EMT/medic stuff want to major in?

Cool gif for your time.
#164266 to #164124 - lordbrauner
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(11/26/2014) [-]
Just as a heads up, if you're taking medications for your ADD/ADHD, the military might be too keen on taking you at the moment. They're still downsizing due to a surplus of soldiers, so many recruiting depots have been told that ADD/ADHD are potential disqualifiers until things calm down.

However, if you DON'T take meds or have any documentation of it, then don't say anything. If you're recruiter likes you, he'll tell you the same thing if you're getting shipped off to MEPS for the physical and the swearing in ceremony.
#164267 to #164266 - lordbrauner
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(11/26/2014) [-]
Might not be*
#164163 to #164124 - anon
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(11/24/2014) [-]
>peacetime military
>not working a desk job or cleaning rocks
#164210 to #164163 - advicedude
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(11/25/2014) [-]
>cleaning rocks to sustain family
#164141 to #164124 - hotrodman
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(11/24/2014) [-]
Join a local volunteer first aid squad. I just got my CPR certification so I can start riding soon. Im also thinking of joining the military as a firefighter but Im not sure if Ill end up doing that
#164137 to #164124 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx
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(11/24/2014) [-]
If you became a volunteer firefighter, you could get a lot of the EMS training for free.
That might be your best start for EMT/ medic stuff.

I have a few friends who started out being volunteer firefighters, and have worked their way into being EMTs or career firefighters.

Just a different option other than 'college,' 'no college,' and 'navy.'
Although most of it may be dependent on where you live. (I can't vouch for anything outside of the United States.)
#164130 to #164124 - jayfizzle
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(11/24/2014) [-]
Honestly, college is overrated, and if you know you want to do EMT, then go for it and dont look back.
#164128 to #164124 - megasharkman
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(11/24/2014) [-]
If it turns out that you don't like the Navy you can use the gi bill to go to college after your 4-6 year contract anyway, so go for it. I couldn't picture myself having a desk job at 18, but things change when you get older.
#164122 - grohl
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(11/24/2014) [-]
wrong board, I know. But I have a need.
Anyone got a link to the Scooby Doo Porn parody?
I need it for research purposes.

very vigorous research
#164227 to #164211 - anon
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(11/25/2014) [-]
you must be fun at parties
#164108 - toncheky
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(11/24/2014) [-]
I feel like shit FJ, but I really don't think shouldn't, and it makes me feel like shit even more. Let me tell you why.
I am 18. I have Samsung Galaxy S4 Mini. I have a high end PC. I have a BMW E36. I have 3 best friends and couple of good ones. Sounds pretty good, right? Yes, and it is. But for some reason I am really unhappy. I've been thinking about the reasons why that is.
I'm not satisfied with my looks (even though people say I'm okay) and I have low self-esteem and no confidence at all. I finished school and chose to look for a job instead of college, and if I don't find a job I'll go to college next year. Job search is not going well and I probably won't be able to go to college. I am also losing my eyesight because of keratoconus, which is solvable by wearing contacts but I am failing to do that.

What should I do? I find no motivation in anything. I only told one friend about it, but his support yields no results and I feel bad about that too. I usually go for the "snap the fuck out of it faggot" attitude, but I just can't.
#164131 to #164108 - jayfizzle
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(11/24/2014) [-]
we all go through it buddy. this is a crucial time in your life and your hormones are on overdrive. Sounds like you have some money, I would go to college if I were you. start writing your personal statement and shit now
#164129 to #164108 - Sethorein ONLINE
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(11/24/2014) [-]
start by wearing your fucking contacts.

Step 2 get a fucking job. Don't gimme that "no one is hiring" bullshit. SOMEONE is hiring. If you gotta fucking shoving your arm elbow deep up cow anus to tickle their prostates fucking taking the job. If no one is listing, just walk around in decent clothes and ask shop owners if they could use an extra hand. Christ, anything is better than just doing nothing while you go blind.

Worst case scenario, enlist in the army. It'll give you some fuckin' purpose.
#164119 to #164108 - anon
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(11/24/2014) [-]
it called being "mediocre as fuck" syndrom
do something with your life
#164117 to #164108 - dragondust
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(11/24/2014) [-]
You're just stuck in a rut. It happens to me sometimes. You need to change something about your life. Get a haircut, buy some clothes that suit you or try something new. Along with that do things that make you happy, and remind yourself that you deserve it.

Also make sure you keep in close touch with your friends.
#164116 to #164108 - sugoi ONLINE
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(11/24/2014) [-]
You just got to do it.
There's no way around it, you have to force yourself to change, no one is going to put that much effort into helping you unless you pay em to.

On the plus side it seems you already know the solution to your problems.
-Ugly = Go to Gym
-Eyes = Wear Contacts
-No job = Go College/Ask family or friends if anyone they know is hiring.

It's around christmas so there should be a few part time spots open in retail so try there. As for motivation well you're on your own, you just gotta do it yourself.
#164164 to #164116 - fuckyouthatswhy
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(11/24/2014) [-]
what if he's ugly in the face? Gym cannot fix that, you can be as jacked as you want if you look like Quasimodo you ain't getting any of that pussy
#164171 to #164164 - sugoi ONLINE
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(11/25/2014) [-]
Wear a paper bag. Girls will find it mysterious and sexy.
Is true confirmed legit totes 4realz.
#164114 to #164108 - nigalthornberry
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(11/24/2014) [-]
You need a change of lifestyle
#164107 - anon
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(11/24/2014) [-]
So about that Girl I was gonna message on Triviacrack
I did it and just got back a message it said "Aww why thank you"
Should I go ahead or leave it, I'm drawing a blank on what to say next if you want me to do that.
#164113 to #164107 - nigalthornberry
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(11/24/2014) [-]
Fucking do it. Ask her what music she likes. You'll never get anywhere in life if you don't take risks and if it doesn't work out with this girl then she wasn't the one, there's Millions of others out there
#164101 - doggifseveryday
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(11/24/2014) [-]
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