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#165551 - cunttoaster
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(12/06/2014) [-]
i guess this is as good a place to say this.
I have been madly in love with a girl for the last two years but have never done anything about it. we come to now i'm finally about to do something and i hear that someone i would've considered my best friend has decided they want to sleep with her. this person i have known since i was 7 and i thought i could trust them with everything but apparently they've decided they have a better chance

tl;dr someone i called my bestfriend wants to sleep with someone i love and i want to kill myself
#165606 to #165551 - dehumanizer ONLINE
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(12/07/2014) [-]
did he knew you iked her?
#165744 to #165606 - cunttoaster
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(12/08/2014) [-]
he knew the whole fucking time
#165745 to #165744 - dehumanizer ONLINE
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(12/08/2014) [-]
kill them both
#165746 to #165745 - cunttoaster
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(12/08/2014) [-]
as much as i'd like to do a Rodger i can't
#165748 to #165746 - dehumanizer ONLINE
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(12/08/2014) [-]
why not, they desereve it
why not, they desereve it
#165750 to #165748 - cunttoaster
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(12/08/2014) [-]
i know they deserve it but i'm too much of a pussy
#165752 to #165751 - cunttoaster
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(12/08/2014) [-]
that's a lot to read
#165753 to #165752 - dehumanizer ONLINE
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(12/08/2014) [-]
its intresting
#165754 to #165753 - cunttoaster
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(12/08/2014) [-]
i'll leave it open for later reading
#165555 to #165551 - letting
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(12/07/2014) [-]
The most important part of this is that did your friend know you love this girl?

>If the answer is no, they did nothing wrong. She's probably genuinely pretty and maybe they like her too. This is a more difficult situation.

>If the answer is yes, tell them to back off. If they refuse, MAKE them back off. Do whatever is necessary. Friends don't backstab friends like that. A thorough beating always makes a good point.
#165552 to #165551 - fistfireace
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(12/06/2014) [-]
Get to her first, before he does. Although, to be fair, you had two years to do something about it - but you didn't do anything, and now it could be too late. Still, if he wants to sleep with her, then I'd assume he didn't yet. So you may have a little time to try and get with her.

That, or you can:
>Kill friend
>Get girl
>???
>Profit!
#165607 to #165552 - dehumanizer ONLINE
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(12/07/2014) [-]
Who dafaq are you?
#165663 to #165607 - fistfireace
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(12/07/2014) [-]
No one of importance.
#165727 to #165663 - dehumanizer ONLINE
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(12/08/2014) [-]
Here is how your reply should have been.

It doesent matter who we are, what matters is our plan.
#165728 to #165727 - fistfireace
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(12/08/2014) [-]
My skills are off the charts. I probably could have made it better, but fuck it, too lazy.
#165733 to #165728 - dehumanizer ONLINE
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(12/08/2014) [-]
saved
#165734 to #165733 - fistfireace
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(12/08/2014) [-]
Feels pretty nice knowing someone saved what you have created, so thanks.
#165735 to #165734 - dehumanizer ONLINE
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(12/08/2014) [-]
my collection must grow
#165630 to #165607 - dudeheit
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(12/07/2014) [-]
I am confused too
#165541 - anon
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(12/06/2014) [-]
So i'm in college. There's a girl in said college. She has a boyfriend. Absolutely cannot stop thinking about her since the moment i heard her voice.
Recently found out (from her) that she's only with her boyfriend because it became routine. She said she loves him, but it's also habit.

I really want her. What do i do? I think i see a huge open window but i'm not sure how to use it.
#165608 to #165541 - dehumanizer ONLINE
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(12/07/2014) [-]
nothing, dont do nothing ya hear? when she says she loves him she probably means it, its not worth it my friend, dont go down that path you will only meet your doom
#165613 to #165608 - anon
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(12/07/2014) [-]
I'm seriously sick of your constant negative shit dehumanizer.
You can wallow in your self pity as much as you fucking like, i'm not going to.

I'm going to have her or die trying. And now i'm going to try even harder to prove your bullshit wrong.
I don't care if it takes me a month, a year or my whole life. I will succeed. It's just a matter of how.
#165614 to #165613 - dehumanizer ONLINE
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(12/07/2014) [-]
So you think you've got it all figured out huh?

but do you not know i how i came to this state?

I was once a lonely although pseudo normal guy. Untill I met a girl like that, she was all fun and beautiful and "perfect"... she also had a boyfriend.

Oh how I tried and how much i cried after my inevatavble faliure. I thought i was so good, i though i was smart but in the end it was all in vain because the outcome did not depend on me. I see the same fire in you, the wish to fight for love and win her over, but bewary brother, the same fire will destroy you. I am here to try and save you from it but in the end its up to you.

In time your passion will cool and you will not want to remember her, you will realise how wrong all of it was.
#165618 to #165614 - anon
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(12/07/2014) [-]
I don't have a choice.
It's do or die. I've tried giving up.
#165619 to #165618 - dehumanizer ONLINE
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(12/07/2014) [-]
Listen to me, turn away from her, it will hurt as fuck yes but otherwise your pain will be even greater.
#165626 to #165619 - anon
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(12/07/2014) [-]
Probably.
But i see dents in their relationship.
1. They've fallen into a routine, and when she spoke of it she seemed bored.
2. She is using him like a servant.
3. She can't differentiate between best friend and boyfriend.
4. She's wouldn't want to break up due to the fact that it would ruin their friendship.
The way i see it, the only reason she's with him is out of habit. He's been there with her for so long that they've just gotten used to being together.
However, she moved away and now live hundreds of kilometers away from each other, and now she spends most of her weeks with me.. though the amount has wavered in the last couple of weeks, i intend to fix that.
Friendship is not a solid foundation for a romantic relationship, especially when one of them is so servile. I intend to slowly plant the seeds of doubt in her mind about her current relationship and condition her to my presence.
#165627 to #165626 - dehumanizer ONLINE
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(12/07/2014) [-]
how can you say all these things and stay calm? I would get into a frenzy just thinking about how she's not with me. Then i would get very drunk, break a few things and pass out. But you, you seem really confident...

Are you sure she likes you more than him and enough to compromise?

You know that doing this is pritty evil right and you are basicly turning her into a cheating whore?
#165637 to #165627 - anon
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(12/07/2014) [-]
She is the only girl i have met in my life who is very much like me. We share so many interests, behaviours and we even share a somewhat similar history that it's uncanny. She knows this as well, and i will use this to my advantage.

I don't know what he's like, but i intend to find out. But i can match and outmatch him in every aspect that she likes him(plus i'm better looking than he is, and soon to be even better looking), though i hold no doubt in my mind that she currently like him more than she likes me. This is to be expected, and i won't let it discourage me.

I don't intend for her to compromise. I intend to plant in her the idea that the relationship she is currently in is harmful to the both of them. I intend to distance them and slowly take his place in every part of her life.

I don't care that it might be viewed as evil. I only care about the goal. If i don't succeed, at least i can say that i did my best.
#165640 to #165637 - dehumanizer ONLINE
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(12/07/2014) [-]
Well since you are taking down my path and dont want to turn back, the only thing i can do is encourage you and let you learn from your own mistake. Our stories are too close that its scary.

Beware that if you fail your are doomed to a fate such as mine.

Like, keep me intouch or something, i want to know what happens, and if you need a sholder to cry on...
#168130 to #165640 - anon
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(12/23/2014) [-]
Got a date with her.
Nothing too serious, she still has a boyfriend. But it's progress.
#168134 to #168130 - dehumanizer ONLINE
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(12/23/2014) [-]
>got a date
>still with her boyfriend

are you sure you did?
#168174 to #168134 - anon
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(12/23/2014) [-]
Date's a date.

Me and her alone for a couple of hours. She might not think it now, but soon. Also i gathered much more information on the guy and i am beginning to think that i might actually have some chance if i play my cards right. Though when, i don't know.
#168219 to #168174 - dehumanizer ONLINE
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(12/24/2014) [-]
But does she see it as a date? Are your inentions clear? If not she could still deny you.

#168281 to #168219 - anon
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(12/24/2014) [-]
meh.

Honestly, as time goes by and i take a long hard look at my life i'm beginning to think it's not worth the worry. I'm gonna keep hanging out with her as much as possible, and should i see an opening i'll take it, but until then... Que sera sera.

Got college to worry about and a bunch of other things. As much as i am dumbly in love with her, i'll just move her down the priority list or possibly try and find someone else.
Hell, i've had random girls just come up to me and start talking with me on the street, just need to get rid of some base self-confidence issues. The gym and maybe some self-defense training should do that.
#168319 to #168281 - dehumanizer ONLINE
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(12/25/2014) [-]
yes you must kill the oneitis

www.the-alpha-lounge.com/oneitisex-gfs.html
#171340 to #168319 - anon
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(01/18/2015) [-]
so... uh...
she broke up with him.

I.. have no idea what to do.
#171341 to #171340 - dehumanizer ONLINE
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(01/18/2015) [-]
OH SHIT, SNIBIDI SNAB!

Watcha gonna do? Ask why and what happened, maybe give a hint of your affections and ask if she likes someone else.
#171409 to #171341 - anon
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(01/18/2015) [-]
I have no idea. I'm not quite sure how to deal with this. I'll see her tomorrow.
I know the when and some of the why... the breakup is still fresh, it doesn't seem fit to just completely impose myself on her.
But i'll strike while the iron is hot.

If i fail in this endeavor, i'm having myself castrated. No greater opportunity has presented itself in my life to have someone like her, i can't fuck this up no matter what.
#177216 to #171409 - dehumanizer ONLINE
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(03/08/2015) [-]
Well you are crazy yes im sure of it now.
#177209 to #171409 - dehumanizer ONLINE
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(03/08/2015) [-]
Dead man walking.

You do know that if she liked you she would have said yes right? In either way i have told you time and again why you should stop and that in the end you will be in the shit. Oh well go right ahead.
#177215 to #177209 - anon
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(03/08/2015) [-]
She likes me. She just doesn't know it yet.

Might be crazy. But i think i'm starting to enjoy the pain. Besides, what have i got to lose?

But let me tell you man. The moment i told her... oh lordy that moment. Months of suffering culminating to glorious catharsis! "I'm in love with you." Five simple words, hard to imagine the relief and respite they have given me.
Divine invigoration. Mana from heaven! All my sorrows annihilated by a single sentence. I really didn't care one single bit that she rejected me. Of course she'd reject me, she has a boyfriend. Besides, wouldn't be fun otherwise.

There is absolutely nothing that could dishearten me now. And if she finally blows me off completely, well... fuck her!
I'll fuck half of Belgrade!
#175956 to #171409 - dehumanizer ONLINE
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(02/26/2015) [-]
So you told her and she rejected you?

SHIT MAN WHY DIDNT YOU LISTEN! THIS COULD HAVE ALL BEEN AVOIDED IF YOU LISTENED!!!

shit sucks but i guess there are ways to cope:

>read No more mr nice guy by Rodger Glover, it helped me cope with my self hate, false personality and need to get aproval from women, i can send you the PDF
>pick heavy things up and put them down
>have no contact to friendly cute girls
>turn your heart to stone
>focus more on your collage, that way you will have less free time and when you do you will actualy start to enjoy it again instead of woeing about wenches

just force yourself to forget about her and the whore relationship buisness, i get pritty furious when i remember my faliure but when i dont life is bearable and dare i say it, sometimes its pritty good

Im here for you man.
#177203 to #175956 - anon
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(03/08/2015) [-]
Fuck that shit.
I ain't giving up. No fucking way. I told her i won't give up. She didn't say "no" exactly, just a big astounding "maybe" which was even more vague than i can convey.
And i'll chase that maybe to the ends of the earth.

Do you hear me Dehumanizer?! TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH!!
I'll get a form to shame Adonis and mental acuity to rival the greatest of minds. Mark my words, as long as i have a pulse i'm not going to give up. I will have her.
#171474 to #171409 - dehumanizer ONLINE
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(01/19/2015) [-]
you should be on your toes, they might get back together (just lime my oneitis did, good thing i didnt bother talking to her, would have just hurt myself again)

also who exactly broke up with who and why? Thats a big factor on your chance.
#175953 to #171474 - anon
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(02/26/2015) [-]
Bad news friend, i've failed.
I gave my best, but i got blown off one too many times and they got back together. The war is over and i'm back in my cave licking my wounds. I was so furious at my self that at times i trembled from rage so i took a couple of days off from college to collect myself, i couldn't pay any attention anyway thanks to her anyway.

Some say that it's better to have loved and lost than never loved at all... i disagree. This damn near destroyed me.
#172599 to #171474 - dehumanizer ONLINE
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(01/27/2015) [-]
oOoO! Seriously man? GL, post results, go get 'em for me!
#172541 to #171474 - anon
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(01/26/2015) [-]
Tomorrow i'm telling her how i feel and asking her out on a date. Wish me luck..
#165543 to #165541 - awesomerninjathing
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(12/06/2014) [-]
don't be that guy that wants someone to break up to be with you

just talk to her casually about it
#165544 to #165543 - anon
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(12/06/2014) [-]
Yeah, no. I want to be that guy.

There's just no way. I'm not going to let go of the girl of my dreams for some random dude i've never met before.
#165545 to #165544 - awesomerninjathing
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(12/06/2014) [-]
yeah I know but don't be "yo bitch break up with him im right here im better"

lead her into it slowly
#165546 to #165545 - anon
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(12/06/2014) [-]
I never intended to. That would actually destroy my chances.

How do i lead her into it though? I have some general ideas but nothing concrete.
#165547 to #165546 - awesomerninjathing
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(12/06/2014) [-]
be generally flirty, talk to her a lot, be in her life basically

maybe you can get her to explain what she doesn't like about the relationship

but at the same time, you said she loves him, so why should she break up with him for you?
#165550 to #165547 - anon
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(12/06/2014) [-]
Also worth noting is that she treats him like shit.
I don't know the exact word for it in english, but it would be the equivalent of saying that he's her bitch.
Pretty much making him heed her every whim. She thinks he enjoys that.
I know he doesn't. He enjoys the fact that he's with her, and he'll do anything to stay with her.

#165581 to #165550 - hoponthefeelstrain
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(12/07/2014) [-]
so this guy loves her to death and is trying so hard to keep her happy and you still wanna split them? And she treats him like shit, why do you wanna be with someone like that?
#165610 to #165581 - anon
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(12/07/2014) [-]
Look, i don't really give two shits about him. If i succeed, it will cause him a great deal of pain.
Tough shit.
Me not being with her is causing me a great deal of pain, and i am sick of putting the interests of others ahead of my own.
#165549 to #165547 - anon
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(12/06/2014) [-]
She told me actually.

They've been together for a couple of years, and the only reason they started "going out" was because they were around each other constantly. A couple of times she said he's more of a girlfriend than a boyfriend.
When she talked about being with him, there was a certain bored tone in her voice.
#165527 - girrafalopegis
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(12/06/2014) [-]
I need to write a character background for DayZ RP. Normally I'm comfortable writing anything but I'm having trouble giving a background to my character. Any thoughts, help, suggestions?
#165529 to #165527 - dasistwunderbar
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(12/06/2014) [-]
I always have fun RPing a religious zealot. Pick or make up a religion, and adhere to its principles, hating those who do not. I've never played DayZ, but on Gmod I've even had others join the religion, nothing better than having a bunch of random internet strangers call you the prophet.
#165559 to #165529 - haydentheviking
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(12/07/2014) [-]
i did that once i made a cult called natus and we got loads of people in our church and then had a mass suicide

it was great
#165530 to #165529 - girrafalopegis
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(12/06/2014) [-]
That's definitely something unique and funny sounding, I'll have to see if I can write up a script of some sort for it. Thanks for the idea!
#165517 - nigalthornberry
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(12/06/2014) [-]
Which Language do you think I should learn since I'm dropping out of spanish Irish or German?
#165570 to #165517 - anon
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(12/07/2014) [-]
Sie sollten vollständig Deutsch lernen!
#165518 to #165517 - girrafalopegis
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(12/06/2014) [-]
German, definitely German. A lot more people speak it, it's fun as fuck to speak, German women are attractive, and if the Nazi's every take over again, you'll be at an advantage.
#165520 to #165518 - nigalthornberry
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(12/06/2014) [-]
I think Irish women are more attractive though and I know Basic German already
#165523 to #165520 - girrafalopegis
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(12/06/2014) [-]
Some of the Irish redheads are qt's, but from personal experience I've never met anyone that's spoken Irish, and more than a dozen German speakers. You can also look at it like, based on your situation...
1. Are you more likely to bump into Irish or German people?
2. Which country would you rather visit on a vacation?

#165524 to #165523 - nigalthornberry
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(12/06/2014) [-]
I'd rather Visit Ireland
but I'm more likely to bump into a german
#165525 to #165524 - girrafalopegis
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(12/06/2014) [-]
I'd say Ireland than. Assuming you learn the language and have some time or cash to visit, it'd be so much better of an experience than being able to speak to the 1-12 people you may or may not bump into that speak German.
#165526 to #165525 - nigalthornberry
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(12/06/2014) [-]
Alright thanks
#165528 to #165526 - girrafalopegis
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(12/06/2014) [-]
Of course man, just trying to give back because all I've done is mooch off of this board
Of course man, just trying to give back because all I've done is mooch off of this board
#165516 - anon
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(12/06/2014) [-]
Is it too late in the semester to make friends. I mean right now i've got people that I can talk to if I talk to them first but aside from that I only have a few friends
Semester ends next week and after that we get new classes should i just wait until then to go for it?
#165513 - proprofilepics
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(12/06/2014) [-]
How is a new way to do this?! I posted this as content, but I will just do it again c;
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Okay so sometimes when I shower, I lay down and bend my knees like upside-down V's and point my knees in opposite directions. Then I angle it just right so the shower head water thingy is pointing straight at my va-jay-jay. Then I let the water keep flowing and flowing and flowing. Sometimes I even hear the sound it would make if you were filling a little container at the bottom of my shower. When I do this, it makes the part that is shaped like a mix of a V and U (I don't know what it is called, but it is the skin not parts) sort of squeeze together. I keep my position and keep trying to open it back up. It makes my stomach hurt sometimes, because water is going in the way its gets peed out. But it never makes me want to throw up or anything! So I try to open it, and when I open it for like 10 seconds, sometimes it goes back out, like I'm peeing, but it is just water! And this part feels !!GREAT!!! Because after this happens, I start rubbing it and rubbing it. (I most of the time don't get the feeling of it re-filling again) Then sometimes I get up, shake a little bit, and then do it again. I usually do this about 2-4 times per shower.
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If you do this or something like it, comment it because I need new ways, its getting boring.
#165609 to #165513 - dehumanizer ONLINE
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(12/07/2014) [-]
#165512 - themurrey
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(12/06/2014) [-]
didn't admin just add a way to reference comments on the same content? Like how 4chan has it, with the >>
#165496 - awesomerninjathing
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(12/06/2014) [-]
so like

if I were to ask my parents if I could go to London by myself (no passport, have never been on a plane by myself), when would be the best time to ask and when would be the best time to go? (meaning, march break or summer or something)

money doesn't matter as long as it's under 2500$, idk how long I'll stay though. I don't need a hotel
#165563 to #165496 - silverzepher
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(12/07/2014) [-]
avoid summer, and winter holidays, aim for September to November(that was the cheapest i found while looking) expect ~$1500-2000 for a week long trip(don't you dare say you won't be going for that long)
#165571 to #165563 - awesomerninjathing
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(12/07/2014) [-]
money dont matter

why do I dare not say that?
#165572 to #165571 - silverzepher
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(12/07/2014) [-]
if you are going to experience culture it takes longer the 3 jet lagged days people go for now. he'll my trip to Japan soul be costing ~2500-3000 usd for a week with 4 people
#165573 to #165572 - awesomerninjathing
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(12/07/2014) [-]
I'm going to meet my uncle there so idk how long I'll stay

maybe a one-way trip and then leave whenever
#165574 to #165573 - silverzepher
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(12/07/2014) [-]
Well if it turns into a Euro tour i recommend Spain for the weather, France for the art. Italy for the culture(Rome for the night life), Germany for the history[therr is a difference from culture]
#165575 to #165574 - awesomerninjathing
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(12/07/2014) [-]
nah I'd rather not tour Europe, only other place I'd probably go to is Greece because I'm greek

Spain would be cool to watch a soccer match

I get enough french in quebec lol and France doesn't interest me much

Italy's alright I guess

not interested in Germany
#165576 to #165575 - silverzepher
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(12/07/2014) [-]
some if you leafers are weird
#165577 to #165576 - awesomerninjathing
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(12/07/2014) [-]
excuse me?
#165579 to #165577 - silverzepher
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(12/07/2014) [-]
you heard me you leafer. you come down here into the gr8 merica, and try and act all nice, i know you aren't, I've checked a few of you into the hotel. apologizing for buying the last room, and then making a joke about the woman in line after him. assholes deep down inside if you, at least the French are up front about it, you all hide it, with your smugness about your healthcare, and your monopoly money, and your stranglehold onour breakfast condiments, and your horrible bacon. i see tooth through you.

that aside you guys up there in the cold are weird, if you're going to be near Europe for a good amount of time thereis a lot to see. Spain's weather is wonderful, and the cities do colorful. France has done great works if art, and some pretty good bakeries, and iis with checking out simply because some if the countryside is nice to look at. Italy had s lot of history, and wonderful culture, it is a great place to stop by and explore, sure or cities are a drab beige colour but it has a lot to offer with good food, wine women, history, and of course some of the best street performers, and flea markets. Germany had many historical sights to see, and because of that it makes it high into the list of places to visit. the country is wonderful to look at, and if course the drinks are pretty good. but I'm not trying to plan a trip for you, just starting why i would visit and revisit some if those places
#165582 to #165579 - awesomerninjathing
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(12/07/2014) [-]
chill bruh
#165584 to #165582 - silverzepher
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(12/07/2014) [-]
i am, if yiu took that as anything other than me having nothing better to do with my time i think it is you who needto chill. I'm just fucking with you leafer, no need to think I'm angry, not like i wouldn't have gone off on a tangent if you told my you where s curry eater
#165585 to #165584 - awesomerninjathing
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(12/07/2014) [-]
shhh

let the penis consume you
#165586 to #165585 - silverzepher
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(12/07/2014) [-]
it is all i think about, mine, yours, hers, that dog's, the house's
#165535 to #165496 - teoberry
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(12/06/2014) [-]
>no passport
youre gonna need one
#165536 to #165535 - awesomerninjathing
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(12/06/2014) [-]
yeah no shit
#165537 to #165536 - teoberry
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(12/06/2014) [-]
get one before planning
#165538 to #165537 - awesomerninjathing
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(12/06/2014) [-]
yeah no shit
#165539 to #165538 - teoberry
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(12/06/2014) [-]
your new hairstyle is shit
#165540 to #165539 - awesomerninjathing
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(12/06/2014) [-]
lol ok
#165514 to #165496 - minutes
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(12/06/2014) [-]
Ask when they are the least stressed. They shouldn't be hungry, or in a bad mood.
#165509 to #165496 - anon
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(12/06/2014) [-]
If someone throws a baby at you, don't catch it.
#165510 to #165509 - awesomerninjathing
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(12/06/2014) [-]
excuse me?
#165511 to #165510 - anon
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(12/06/2014) [-]
Not sure how prevalent it is in London but in some places in europe, someone will throw a baby or a doll that looks like a baby at you and they'll go through your pockets and shit knowing most people probably won't just drop a baby and start retaliating.

Look up scams and shit they'll do to tourists before you go, there's probably quite a few of them.
#165497 to #165496 - sineztro
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(12/06/2014) [-]
ask now plan immediatly afterword, nothing sucks more than planning and then figuring out that you can't go
#165498 to #165497 - awesomerninjathing
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(12/06/2014) [-]
yeah but I have school now
#165499 to #165498 - sineztro
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(12/06/2014) [-]
Uni or nah?
#165500 to #165499 - awesomerninjathing
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(12/06/2014) [-]
graduating high school
#165501 to #165500 - sineztro
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(12/06/2014) [-]
turst me homie you can do it if you really want to
#165502 to #165501 - awesomerninjathing
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(12/06/2014) [-]
when should I ask though

summer?
#165503 to #165502 - sineztro
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(12/06/2014) [-]
ask now plan for maybe summer if you already know when uni starts
#165504 to #165503 - awesomerninjathing
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(12/06/2014) [-]
asking now is a bit extreme considering I still have 6 months left of school and who knows what could happen

I go to college after high school lol not uni but it should start in August
#165505 to #165504 - sineztro
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(12/06/2014) [-]
turst me ask now so it won't come as a surprise
#165506 to #165505 - awesomerninjathing
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(12/06/2014) [-]
but it would come as a surprise now anyway because I've never travelled alone and never shown signs of wanting to go there

why would I even want to go is another question they'd ask
#165507 to #165506 - sineztro
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(12/06/2014) [-]
you'll find a way trust me yo
#165508 to #165507 - awesomerninjathing
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(12/06/2014) [-]
lmao

well, thanks
#165493 - anon
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(12/06/2014) [-]
Hi guys! So, i have been talking to this girl for a while. We have met on a few parties, but never been with eachother like on a date. Tomorrow im going to her place to watch a movie. I know she is into me, she has told me several times. My only question is; how do i get it on with her? Haha
#165490 - spookyexplain
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(12/06/2014) [-]
There's this girl i really,really like at my school, I recently learned she got a boyfriend, should I just not try to get to know her and move on? Or should i still try and talk to her?
#165542 to #165490 - anon
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(12/06/2014) [-]
Keep trying. Don't give up.
#165495 to #165490 - dehumanizer ONLINE
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(12/06/2014) [-]
>get to know her

why, what do you think would happen?
#165491 to #165490 - nigalthornberry
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(12/06/2014) [-]
Be friends with her and if they break up then you can have your chance Sounds like a rebound
But keep looking for other girls
#165489 - cheated
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(12/06/2014) [-]
Going to MEPS on Tuesday, does anyone have any serious advice for me?
#165519 to #165489 - girrafalopegis
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(12/06/2014) [-]
Don't have asthma.
#165531 to #165519 - cheated
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(12/06/2014) [-]
Good advice, I don't though.
#165532 to #165531 - girrafalopegis
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(12/06/2014) [-]
I know you've probably been studying up, but just keep reading this.
usmilitary.about.com/od/joiningthemilitary/a/mepsglance.htm

Be honest, be polite, be humble.

#165533 to #165532 - cheated
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(12/06/2014) [-]
Read the first page so far, seems like good advice. Thanks for the information.

Are you or have you been in the military yourself?
#165548 to #165533 - girrafalopegis
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(12/06/2014) [-]
Nah, just turned 18 recently, so enlisting has become a thought now. Military has always been what I've wanted to do, I've been training with a SEAL preparatory group, but personally I'm looking at SARC. My brother is currently doing the Marine pipeline, and I've had a few close friends get shipped off, so I know a decent amount about the processes and feelings.
#165554 to #165548 - cheated
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(12/06/2014) [-]
Oh, cool. Well good luck to whatever you end up doing!
#165556 to #165554 - girrafalopegis
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(12/07/2014) [-]
You too broseph, good luck with MEPS and your desired route of training.
#165557 to #165556 - cheated
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(12/07/2014) [-]
Thank you, sir.
#165488 - waffenmia
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(12/06/2014) [-]
Any one know were I can check my grammar on my essay? I'm weak with words, sorry
#165521 to #165488 - girrafalopegis
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(12/06/2014) [-]
writersdiet.com Amazing website for editing grammar, and overuse of certain aspects that can hinder your writing.
#165494 to #165488 - dasistwunderbar
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(12/06/2014) [-]
*where*
Now you've seen my credentials, try this: www.reverso.net/spell-checker/english-spelling-grammar/
#165492 to #165488 - nigalthornberry
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(12/06/2014) [-]
Depends on the level of check
Basic Spelling and punctuation I can do
#165487 - ljxjlos
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(12/06/2014) [-]
Is, by any chance, anybody from London on here?

I had an appointment canceled so I decided that I´d go to London on short notice to personally hand over some applications and maybe manage to get some job interviews because I plan on working in London (hopefully in a museum, library or the likes) for some months next year to gain work experience and to improve my english.
I managed to get a kinda affordable flight, but I can´t find a youth hostel or hotel that I can afford with the few peanuts I saved up during University (planned 30 Euro or something for a night, which is the normal price around here in Germany, but it´s mostly around 70,80 Euro in London)

So I was kinda hoping to get some intel on cheap places to stay from someone who knows London a bit better then I do from my few short visits. It actually worked when I went to Paris some years ago: an anon contacted me and told me his father owned a youth hostel and I got sweet, sweet discounts on the stay, so I thought it might work a second time.

thanks in advance
#165486 - theplanetearth
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(12/06/2014) [-]
Looking for good video editing software for PC. Something that's as easy to use as Imovie, but doesn't try to stick an Iplant up my ass in my sleep.
#165714 to #165486 - tubcat
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(12/08/2014) [-]
Premier Pro
#165467 - anon
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(12/06/2014) [-]
I had a weird dream last night
I was working at a storage facility and 3 women came in one was an older woman who had witch clothing on the second looked like a goth teen the third was a shorter redhead girl who seemed to be about my age. When I saw her I got a weird feeling it wasn't so a let's fuck feeling but a she's interesting feeling. They wanted some stuff and the old one said let me show you something so she brought me out back and showed me some witch magic stuff but the whole time I couldn't help but look at that ginger girl
Does this mean anything?
#165485 to #165467 - sugoi ONLINE
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(12/06/2014) [-]
Dreams don't mean anything.
#165482 to #165467 - anon
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(12/06/2014) [-]
you got the binger for ginger brahhhh
#165472 to #165467 - anon
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(12/06/2014) [-]
you're lonley bruh.
#165464 - darealsnooki
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(12/06/2014) [-]
I've had a concussion since Saturday, and I don't know what to do anymore.

Should I go to the hospital and get it treated, or what?
#165465 to #165464 - nigalthornberry
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(12/06/2014) [-]
Yes
#165466 to #165465 - darealsnooki
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(12/06/2014) [-]
Do you know what will happen if I don't get it checked?

This is my first concussion ever, and I'm scared of what they'll do to me
#165468 to #165466 - nigalthornberry
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(12/06/2014) [-]
The worst that can happen is death or coma otherwise you can get some mental or physical disorders
#165469 to #165468 - darealsnooki
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(12/06/2014) [-]
What will they do to me in the hospital, if you know?
#165476 to #165469 - nigalthornberry
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(12/06/2014) [-]
Give you some meds and watch over you for a night
#165477 to #165476 - darealsnooki
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(12/06/2014) [-]
Aight
#165470 to #165469 - xxazeritsxx
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(12/06/2014) [-]
you scared? don't be, they'll take good care of you im sure.
#165473 to #165470 - darealsnooki
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(12/06/2014) [-]
Not sure if sarcasm
#165474 to #165473 - xxazeritsxx
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(12/06/2014) [-]
no sarcasm. have a glass of chocolate orgasm, and tell me why you're so reluctant to go to the hospital.
#165475 to #165474 - darealsnooki
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(12/06/2014) [-]
This is my first concussion, and I have suffered most of the week, but stayed home today, because I couldn't give 110% for one more day at school.

I've had my concussion since Saturday, and today seemed to be an okay day, until the wood stove I'm supervising from a distance had some wood falling out(we don't have our wood chopped, but it's an okay mass), so then I put the wood back in, and cleaned up around there, and after I was done, the post-concussion syndrome effects starting coming onto me all at once, and I'm still having a bad headache
#165478 to #165475 - xxazeritsxx
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(12/06/2014) [-]
srsly at least get it looked at. could be fine, but don't risk it.

Random internet dude cares for u.
#165479 to #165478 - darealsnooki
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(12/06/2014) [-]
Thanks, mang
#165480 to #165479 - xxazeritsxx
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(12/06/2014) [-]
any time brotha
#165451 - seeteufel
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(12/06/2014) [-]
Relationship advice.

I've seen seeing a guy for about 3 months now, and lately I've been having trouble getting him to hang out with me. Partying and going out with his friends always comes first. Anything comes first. A few days ago we were planning to go out and I got all ready and sat there for an hour waiting on him until I finally got a text that simply said that he "didn't feel like it".

Anything I can do? Is this normal or is he just a douche? Is it normal for guys to do this?
#165483 to #165451 - laky
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(12/06/2014) [-]
Everyone treats a relationship differently. So there is a possibility that he is genuinely into you, but has a different concept on how relationships should go. It also might be true that he is acting distant and is not into you anymore.

Sit him down and talk to him. Make him have at least some sort of irl conersation maybe coffee or whatever. Tell him your needs and how you feel. Maybe you could even pick up on his hidden motives during your convo
#165471 to #165451 - anon
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(12/06/2014) [-]
Sounds like you got yourself a problem.

IMO: Dump him.

But im from FunnyJunk...and i dont know anything
#165462 to #165451 - awesomerninjathing
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(12/06/2014) [-]
either he's a retarded and doesn't know how to be a boyfriend or doesn't like you and will break up soon
#165454 to #165451 - anon
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(12/06/2014) [-]
I really don't know I've had a guy be the one to make the plans but constantly cancle them on me so I just stopped trying..
#165449 - fishinyourface
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(12/06/2014) [-]
not very advice related, I mainly need to just talk to someone, but any advice is appreciated. One of my friends just talked to me about getting back together with her ex boyfriend, and I gave her some advice, so now they're back together. And now I feel like shit, because every time one of my friends talks to me about getting a boyfriend, it just reminds me of how lonely I can be sometimes. I always tell myself I don't need a relationship, and I'm fine without one, but honestly I go through life this way because no one has ever really asked me out, and everyone where I live seems taken anyway. It just sucks because when I get in this mood, everything comes crashing down, and I really hate feeling lonely. The only way to cope with it is to ignore it, but how am I supposed to do that when someone reminds me of it?
#165515 to #165449 - kusahl
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(12/06/2014) [-]
I can see where you're coming from, my best friend recently got her first serious boyfriend and everytime she talks about stuff they do together I feel really lame for spending my evenings playing a game or surfing the internet.
I think it's a great thought to be fine with being without a relationship but if you feel like you don't want to be alone anymore you don't necessarily need to put yourself out in the market. It really only takes that one person to come along. Maybe just smile a little more often to people, give eyecontact. If there's a person you find attractive or interesting, try to pass a move on them.
#165452 to #165449 - jibao
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(12/06/2014) [-]
you could always just try to distance yourself from them a bit; tell them that you need some alone time every once and while. if they're good friends, they'll understand.
#165453 to #165452 - fishinyourface
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(12/06/2014) [-]
but it just makes you feel like even more shit. Because you shouldn't have to feel like this. You shouldn't be feeling like that in the first place, you should be happy for them..
#165456 to #165453 - jibao
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(12/06/2014) [-]
hmm, i guess so. i usually cheer up pretty fast so i never have a problem with that. also, it's only natural to feel like that especially if you yearn for the same thing. you can't really expect to be in a relationship out of nowhere when you aren't even putting yourself out there, know what i mean? unless you have been putting yourself out there to no avail then you could always ask your friends for help. i bet they'll be eager to return the favor.
#165457 to #165456 - fishinyourface
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(12/06/2014) [-]
I go to school, and I work, but I honestly don't understand how to "put myself out there". I'll try talking to my friends, but I just hate annoying them with the same thing. I feel like I do this too often, even when I don't. But thank you for the advice, I appreciate it.
#165458 to #165457 - jibao
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(12/06/2014) [-]
there's always things like dating sites. i don't know anyone who's used one personally, but it couldn't hurt to try i suppose. anyways, moving forward isn't always going to be comfortable, but most of the time it's better than just regressing back to the same thing. also, i don't want to sound like i know you or your friends, but if i was your friend, i'd definitely ask you to rely on me more especially if you've helped me already. it's what friends are for, mate. good luck!
#165446 - xnotcreative
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(12/06/2014) [-]
I'm a freshman in college and have just learned recently that finals aren't exactly similar to exams.

Can I ask what your exams and finals were like, and how they differed?

Will finals be more heavily monitored and will my professor be there? Or will s/he be replaced by a proctor?
#165447 to #165446 - fishinyourface
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(12/06/2014) [-]
I'm in university so maybe it's slightly different? but so far, depending on class size, all my exams have been multiple choice (in huge classes), and professors are there, just walking around occasionally as you fill in scantron sheet bubbles.
#165448 to #165447 - xnotcreative
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(12/06/2014) [-]
Is it that much different from a regular exam though?

I only ask because people in my class usually cheat and I was wondering if their laziness would finally catch up to them.

It's extremely easy to cheat in my class because the professor never looks up away from his laptop after handing exams out. Would this professor be replaced by a proctor?
#165450 to #165448 - fishinyourface
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(12/06/2014) [-]
not sure what you mean by a proctor but for me we have TAs who walk around too. Depends on their cheating method really...
#165445 - dragonzard
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(12/06/2014) [-]
Android Users:
Has Anyone Gotten an Error from the Play Store saying

Error Retriving Information from Server.
[RPC:S-7:AEC-0]

I Can't Download any apps & It's Killing me ;-;
#165460 to #165445 - jbabco
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(12/06/2014) [-]
1 - . On your Android device , we go to Settings

2 - . Then Applications, and inside we go to the All tab

. 3 - Here locate and click on Google Services Framework

. 4 - Once inside we delete the cache, then We delete the data and force arrest.

. 5 - repeat these operations also advise with Google services with Google Play and Play Store

. 6 - After restart the terminal and attempt to download / update an application and see if everything went well .