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#166835 - thequeenofslime
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(12/15/2014) [-]
I'm not sure where to post these questions, but here goes. I'm doing a spot of market research, if anyone at university (or college for you yank-a-doodles) could answer these it would be greatly appreciated.   
   
1) Do you ever feel that your life as a student could have more order both socially and academically and if so, do you think this lack of order has an impact on your general university/college experience?   
   
2) If there were a concise and easy way to find out all important locations (such as accommodation hall locations, lecture rooms, student services) and events (uni club nights, society meet-ups, careers fairs), would you do it often?   
   
3) Would you like to know what local businesses around you have to offer in both service and student deals on a regular basis?   
   
Thanks if you take the time to answer this. Ofc, i bring bubz.
I'm not sure where to post these questions, but here goes. I'm doing a spot of market research, if anyone at university (or college for you yank-a-doodles) could answer these it would be greatly appreciated.

1) Do you ever feel that your life as a student could have more order both socially and academically and if so, do you think this lack of order has an impact on your general university/college experience?

2) If there were a concise and easy way to find out all important locations (such as accommodation hall locations, lecture rooms, student services) and events (uni club nights, society meet-ups, careers fairs), would you do it often?

3) Would you like to know what local businesses around you have to offer in both service and student deals on a regular basis?

Thanks if you take the time to answer this. Ofc, i bring bubz.
#166837 to #166835 - anon
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(12/15/2014) [-]
seems like the answers to those questions would be yes.
and all available in a pamphlet

I mean, you just described a map with a key on it.
#166831 - anon
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(12/15/2014) [-]
For the past 2 months i have been falling really hard for this chick that i have never met, she says she is falling hard for me too..... i am meeting her Tuesday, i really want her to like me fj, wutdo? Gif related, how i feel about meeting her
For the past 2 months i have been falling really hard for this chick that i have never met, she says she is falling hard for me too..... i am meeting her Tuesday, i really want her to like me fj, wutdo? Gif related, how i feel about meeting her
#166903 to #166831 - laky
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(12/15/2014) [-]
Act how you acted over the phone or on chat. That is the person she fell for. Don't try to change your personality too much. Relax man. It will all be fine.

I've recently met up with someone I met online. I acted the exact same. Maybe a bit more outgoing and flirtatious, but other than that I was pretty much the same person. And when she met up with me irl she fell for me even harder.

Oh yeah, don't force anything too much. Get a feel of how open she is and go with it. Like don't try to get her to fuck you or kiss you as soon as you meet up
#166875 to #166831 - anon
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(12/15/2014) [-]
Shower. Shave. Don't wear a hat. Don't bring roses.
Beyond that, be yourself and remember that silence doesn't always have to be awkward.
#166840 to #166831 - guano
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(12/15/2014) [-]
be yourself but not too much.
sprinkle in the crazy as you go.
just be nice
#166836 to #166831 - misterymisterman
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(12/15/2014) [-]
Good hygeine, punctuality, maybe bring a small gift. Other than that, be the guy she's falling for, not who you think she wants. Be you.
#166833 to #166831 - senseii
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(12/15/2014) [-]
Man I wish I was in love right now. I love that feeling.
I'm no expert, but if she is falling for you, then keep on being yourself, stay cool and chill and you'll nail it.
Best of luck buddy!
#166821 - chimpaflimp
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(12/14/2014) [-]
I remember someone once posted some content about a singer. I remember nothing except that his voice was described as like "whiskey and gravel". Anyone know who this could possibly be?
#166829 to #166821 - chimpaflimp
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(12/14/2014) [-]
Nvm. I found him. It's Tom Waits.
#166816 - bobbusama
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(12/14/2014) [-]
What's the 'correct' and adult way to respond to someone saying "haha bet you like [some girl]"? Cos every way I try to respond, it sounds so childish...
#166824 to #166816 - saltybanana
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(12/14/2014) [-]
anon is right

you shouldnt really give a hoot of what people think what you say.

if you dont just say it
and if you do just???? fucking say it
#166818 to #166816 - anon
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(12/14/2014) [-]
if you do like that girl, just say "yeah I do"
if you do not, just say "No I don't"

It's their fault if they act childish about it, not yours.
#166814 - Residentpudding
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(12/14/2014) [-]
There's a wasp in my room, guys. I managed to lead it to the between the window and the part of the window that slides open. This little shit has enough room to get the fuck out, but won't. It wont even move. I fucking hate wasps. Can't get myself near one without something between me and it.. What do?
#166815 to #166814 - Residentpudding
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(12/14/2014) [-]
I'll also add that I don't want to leave the window open. Otherwise more will come in.
#166817 to #166815 - tubcat
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(12/14/2014) [-]
Cover your body in honey or sweet limonade, and run outside.
#166819 to #166817 - Residentpudding
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(12/14/2014) [-]
It worked!
#166820 to #166819 - tubcat
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(12/14/2014) [-]
aww yiss.
aww yiss.
#166826 to #166820 - Residentpudding
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(12/14/2014) [-]
Dat gif... I'm compelled to ask for source.
#166827 to #166826 - tubcat
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(12/14/2014) [-]
Tbh, don't know. Only remember searching for modern art.
#166828 to #166827 - Residentpudding
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(12/14/2014) [-]
Modern art is weird
#166812 - dustykeyboard
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(12/14/2014) [-]
I've noticed myself starting to use racial jokes around my classmates as I do on the internet, I don't want to get in trouble for something I might have said as a joke. Please help me I'm a hobby racist not a fully fledged westboro baptist church member.
#166904 to #166812 - laky
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(12/15/2014) [-]
We all do it.

Scan the room for black people before you make a joke
#166823 to #166812 - focalanemo
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(12/14/2014) [-]
Everyone makes racist jokes.
But you should do it with the people you know, and not with people you just barely met.
#166802 - sineztro
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(12/14/2014) [-]
Since yesterday I've had a killer headache and my eyes cant even look at my moniter without feeling strained (and yes it is at the lowest brightness) what do?
#166830 to #166802 - senseii
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(12/15/2014) [-]
G outside and stare at the sun for 30 seconds. I guarantee you your problem will go away, but so will your eyesight .
#166813 to #166802 - vwanyama ONLINE
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(12/14/2014) [-]
might be a migraine auroa(sp)
#166809 to #166802 - sineztro
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(12/14/2014) [-]
Okay, I ate something now i feel a little better
#166803 to #166802 - tubcat
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(12/14/2014) [-]
Sleep.
#166804 to #166803 - sineztro
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(12/14/2014) [-]
I already slept aboiut 13 hours between yesterday and today
#166792 - anon
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(12/14/2014) [-]
So I went to a movie last night with this girl who is my friend but I like more than a friend. She has a boyfriend, but says hes a huge dick. She kept throwing signals like "I wish someone would cuddle with me like that couple up there" and when we went to get dinner after she kept kicking my feet lightly and smiling.
what do?
#167347 to #166792 - Visual
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(12/18/2014) [-]
I follow this principle when it comes to dating:

If they're willing to cheat with you, they're willing to cheat on you.
#166950 to #166792 - zarnvendk
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(12/15/2014) [-]
My philosphy on the subject is, that it's not your responsabilty to be faithful, but try not to form a relationship with someone who cheated on her boyfriend with you.
#166951 to #166950 - cheated
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(12/15/2014) [-]
You are a gentleman and a scholar.
#166905 to #166792 - laky
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(12/15/2014) [-]
Id say go for it. Be assertive and dominant and make your move on her. I speak from experience that a lot of girls don't view cuddling a close male friend as cheating.

Just be wary that women do like to complain a lot and they usually want attention as well. So just keep that in your mind and make a mental note if you see any red flags for attention seeking. Just don't dwell on it too much
#167348 to #166905 - Visual
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(12/18/2014) [-]
Cuddling with someone other than your boyfriend is pretty much being unfaithful or uncommitted.
#167409 to #167348 - laky
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(12/18/2014) [-]
Yeah it is I don't deny it, but I've cuddled with some girls and I know people who cuddled with girls even if they were in relationships. None of the girls really viewed it as cheating though. I'm not saying all girls are like that, but there a group who do believe that.
#166822 to #166792 - chimpaflimp
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(12/14/2014) [-]
"Give her the dick" ~ Rene Descartes.
#166806 to #166792 - dingdongsingsong
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(12/14/2014) [-]
just leave hints that you like her too, if she see's any potential in you she will dump her bf and wait for you to make your move on her .
#166793 to #166792 - awesomerninjathing
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(12/14/2014) [-]
WHY DID YOU NOT CUDDLE HER WHEN SHE SAID IT
#166797 to #166793 - focalanemo
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(12/14/2014) [-]
she has boyfriend though, it was a good decision not to.
#166799 to #166797 - awesomerninjathing
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(12/14/2014) [-]
"says hes a huge dick"

her saying that and the cuddle thing implies he doesn't cuddle her either

just the fact that she went alone with him to a movie and dinner shows that she's interested
#166800 to #166799 - focalanemo
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(12/14/2014) [-]
Yes, still boyfriend though.
If he was a dick like she says that could make some trouble.
She is definitely interested in our anon.
#166845 to #166800 - anon
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(12/15/2014) [-]
what would you suggest saying to her?
#166932 to #166845 - focalanemo
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(12/15/2014) [-]
Ask her if she likes you
#166791 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT
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(12/14/2014) [-]
can someone link me to the rolling page, i forget all the rolls
#166789 - pleasantp
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(12/14/2014) [-]
What level to get on NSFW?
#166798 to #166789 - focalanemo
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(12/14/2014) [-]
You need to unlock NSFW in your options.
That way you can see it again.
#166790 to #166789 - pleasantp
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(12/14/2014) [-]
Kind of advice
#166795 to #166790 - icefried
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(12/14/2014) [-]
I thought that the level requirement was abolished a while back. You're level 54, should be more than enough.
funnyjunk.com/nsfw/
#166758 - anon
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(12/14/2014) [-]
Abnormally high sex drive in the past year. Turned 20 recently, but still a virgin.
Usually i didn't mind that much, but something has changed.
Everything about women now drives me absolutely crazy, not sure how to deal with this.
#166807 to #166758 - dingdongsingsong
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(12/14/2014) [-]
pee whenever you get horny
#166811 to #166807 - anon
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(12/14/2014) [-]
I don't have that much urine.
#166773 to #166758 - tubcat
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(12/14/2014) [-]
> having absolute no sex drive.

Trade with me :<
#166775 to #166773 - anon
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(12/14/2014) [-]
Would if i could.

It's not a particularly good feeling when you have no adequate vent for it.
Might buy an escort.
#166776 to #166775 - tubcat
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(12/14/2014) [-]
I believe escorts won't have sex with you, only keeps you company.
#166777 to #166776 - anon
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(12/14/2014) [-]
oh sweet.. innocent you.
#166778 to #166777 - tubcat
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(12/14/2014) [-]
So all these documentaries are a lie?   
   
But tbh, I would find a girl you like and most likely will love. Keep jackin' it till then.   
You will regret having your first time with a escort/prostitute.
So all these documentaries are a lie?

But tbh, I would find a girl you like and most likely will love. Keep jackin' it till then.
You will regret having your first time with a escort/prostitute.
#166781 to #166778 - anon
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(12/14/2014) [-]
meh, i'm done waiting.

Besides, what's wrong with your first time being a prostitute? I think i'd like to start my sex life with someone who knows their shit.
Waiting for "the one" bullshit is fruitless. It's not going to happen.
#167350 to #166781 - Visual
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(12/18/2014) [-]
It's all subjective, if you really, REALLY think you're not going to be sentimental about your first time, then go ahead and find the nearest vagina WILLING to get fucked. Although picture yourself looking back on your first time and really imagine if you're gonna feel embarrassed about fucking someone insignificant to you.
#166832 to #166781 - senseii
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(12/15/2014) [-]
Fuck whoever you want. My first time was with someone who meant absolutely nothing to me and i don't regret it.
#166765 to #166758 - dehumanizer
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(12/14/2014) [-]
two more years
#166771 to #166765 - anon
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(12/14/2014) [-]
For what?
#166779 to #166771 - dehumanizer
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(12/14/2014) [-]
day of retribution
#166782 to #166779 - anon
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(12/14/2014) [-]
Kind of sounds like you're going to go on a killing spree or something.
#166783 to #166782 - dehumanizer
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(12/14/2014) [-]
m-maybe
#166759 to #166758 - sugoi ONLINE
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(12/14/2014) [-]
There's this thing called masturbation, you should try it some time.
#166772 to #166759 - anon
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(12/14/2014) [-]
Doesn't cut it anymore.
#166834 to #166772 - sugoi ONLINE
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(12/15/2014) [-]
Multiple fleshlights and dildos?
Mail Order brides?
Just spitballing ideas here.
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#166749 - anon
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(12/14/2014) [-]
Gay sex, particularly of the furry variety seems to turn me on the most, but i dont find males attractive and always thought of myself as straight, its just that feeling of wrongness turns me on i guess. What the fuck should i do?
#166774 to #166749 - tubcat
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(12/14/2014) [-]
Believe it or not, these kind of fantasies are perfectly healthy for a straight man.
#166764 to #166749 - dehumanizer
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(12/14/2014) [-]
you are a faggot, apply for help at the nearest gaschamber
#166750 to #166749 - anon
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(12/14/2014) [-]
Forgot to mention its just porn, never had sex with anyone before...
#166755 to #166750 - anon
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(12/14/2014) [-]
Also forgot to mention like its almost as if i want to be bi, but im worried i'd turn gay, seeing as i only find gay sex interesting and want to still be attracted to females.
#166748 - dehumanizer
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(12/14/2014) [-]
bad feelings, everyone
#166786 to #166748 - mrspookygunship
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(12/14/2014) [-]
I saw the german flag in his eyes
#166761 to #166748 - drastronomy
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(12/14/2014) [-]
as always, brother of the frog...
#166763 to #166761 - dehumanizer
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(12/14/2014) [-]
that depends, you can only be my brother if you
a: are a kv
b: have never had a gf
#166810 to #166763 - drastronomy
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(12/14/2014) [-]
A: define kv
B: kissless virgin at 18, never had a gf
#166911 to #166810 - dehumanizer
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(12/15/2014) [-]
yes kv is kissless virgin   
   
welcome a board
yes kv is kissless virgin

welcome a board
#166923 to #166919 - dehumanizer
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(12/15/2014) [-]
>Implying i even need her love anymore.
#166756 to #166748 - braveblue
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(12/14/2014) [-]
What's wrong my main man?
#166762 to #166756 - dehumanizer
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(12/14/2014) [-]
my crush started dating this guy from our group

now i have to see them every day, i try to preted im unintrested and shit and that i dont care but i do
#166766 to #166762 - braveblue
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(12/14/2014) [-]
Ah man that's harsh as fuck my main man. What do you plan on doing? You have to do something. Also what is your group, like how many people, who's in your group, what kind of relationships do you guys share? I'm in a group as well but I don't know.
#166767 to #166766 - dehumanizer
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(12/14/2014) [-]
almost none really, its a studen group not a friend group so the only problem is how regulary i have to see them

im ok when i dont think about it but i get reminded constantly and its esp painful when i think about how i wasnt good enough for her but he is
#166768 to #166767 - braveblue
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(12/14/2014) [-]
Well have you atleast tried to ask her out? I think I remember you did but you got rejected like 6 times, I don't know i'm not that good at remembering things.
#166769 to #166768 - dehumanizer
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(12/14/2014) [-]
yep the same guy, i didnt really care bout her much till they started dating now i remember how lonely i am and shit, pic related
#166770 to #166769 - braveblue
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(12/14/2014) [-]
Well don't give up just yet, i'm going through some shit with my best friend and we are supposed to talk later this morning, she's in love with another guy but it's only because shes traumatized for the most part. I felt powerless but I'm thinking theres some hope. I'm gonna keep trying until the end as should you friend.
#166780 to #166770 - dehumanizer
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(12/14/2014) [-]
What ? No this is straight up wrong, why would you do that.
#166785 to #166780 - braveblue
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(12/14/2014) [-]
What's straight up wrong?
#166787 to #166785 - dehumanizer
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(12/14/2014) [-]
having hope in a lost cause
#166796 to #166787 - braveblue
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(12/14/2014) [-]
Yeah man but it doesn't hurt to try.
#166801 to #166796 - dehumanizer
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(12/14/2014) [-]
not untill you realise there is no point in trying and that you will fail, in the end it will be way worse if you havent tried.
#166805 to #166801 - braveblue
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(12/14/2014) [-]
sometimes you just got to try even if there is little to no chance. If i'm called a fool then so be it call me a fool, I don't care what others think as long as i'm able to try perhaps i'll succeed.
#166912 to #166805 - dehumanizer
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(12/15/2014) [-]
think about this man, she has been with the other guy for a long time nad she loves him

i was in the same situation as you and i tried, she obviously rejected me and i got rejected, it may seem like a loss now, but if you dont turn back your pain will be even greater

so bad i even tried to off myself one time
#166967 to #166912 - braveblue
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(12/15/2014) [-]
You may be right, she's been around this guy for 3-4 years and I'm pretty sure she got rejected by him, she's still chasing him for some reason, I mean, she likes me a lot, so much that she was begging me to stay around, she said she wanted me to be part of her life but I just don't want to feel that kind of pain. She said she would probably stop playing games if I left. I love her too much to see her with another. I want her in my life but if she's not willing to risk anything then why should I? I mean she knows how I feel so why does she keep me around? I told her I was going to leave but she was like "blah blah you should stay you are being irrational" well this was after she said she lied about liking me. It sounds to me like she just wants to be my best friend and I got enough best friends and friends. I just want someone to spend my time with. It's bad enough she lied to me, but I still love her and I want us to be together, i'll wait around a couple more months but if she can't change knowing how I confessed to her, then i'm just going to bail on her. It would be a lost cause waiting for someone to change who is unable to.
#167057 to #166967 - dehumanizer
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(12/16/2014) [-]
Wait so she's single but still doesent want you? Have you straight up confessed? If yes then its really hopeless and its time to go in the "no contact zone". Now when my first love and oneitis not the girl that rejected me 6 times did that to me, i was devistaded but in the end she was kinda right. After about 5 months of sorrow and heartake, I stopped loving her as my mind was clear and rational again.

If the girl is bitching at you for doing it then explain to her just how toxic this "relationship" is to you, and if she really likes you she will get away end your suffering.

Here's a bit of personal revelation of the whole oneitis thing:
www.funnyjunk.com/advice/145356#145356

Dont recontact her untill you've fixed the problem, my oneitis did but the problem wasnt fixed i stoped liking her but still no gf,ever so after some brief communication, i felt my feelings get back. So i stopped doing that and dropped her completely from my life because it was gonna be the same as before plus she kinda lossed her apeal because i realised she was quite diffrent from what i remembered (because most of the qualities were applied by me due to loneliness). You must do the same, when you finaly get that person you need, you might reconnect with this girl but honestly there is no need.

you must become www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZ_kez7WVUU
#167063 to #167057 - kez
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(12/16/2014) [-]
WHY DO SO MANY YOUTUBE LINKS HAVE "KEZ" IN THEM?

WHO COULD HAVE PREDICTED SO MANY NOTIFICATIONS WHEN I CHOSE THIS NAME?
#167112 to #167064 - braveblue
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(12/16/2014) [-]
Don't get me wrong I love the woman to death and I know she loves me as well but like she just can't date me shes fucked up in the head and I don't know man. She said she would quit playing games and watching anime because we do that shit together all the time. She just sits there and blushes and laughs at my shittiest of jokes when we webcam each other. Like I don't even know whats holding her back anymore, I have the power to like crush her but I know I don't want to but I might just end up doing it because I don't want to wait around for her to come to her senses. She can talk to me but she can't talk to the other dude. Like holy shit you know what just fucking date me already scrub, its not like you connect with him as much as you can with me, ya know? I just want this all to be over soon and for her to come to her senses. It will hit her once I don't talk to her for a while. So if I just play my cards right and sink my teeth deeper then she will know what she is missing out on later down the road but whether I will be there or not is entirely up to me. i might just flip out one day and then bam no more me. I'll be long gone.
#167210 to #167112 - dehumanizer
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(12/17/2014) [-]
or, or when you stop talking to her, she will get bored, and decide to try that other guy, they wind up together, and you wind up on the end of a rope
#167107 to #167064 - braveblue
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(12/16/2014) [-]
Mmm she considers me her best friend and I did indeed confess to her. She said she really needs me right now and i'm like "bitch you don't need me if you like someone else!" but you know in a bit more of a nicer way. Anyway last night I was talking about some other girl I used to hang out with and she started getting jelly and she turned off her webcam for the duration of the time where I would talk about other girls. I have the power to crush her into a million pieces as her best friend if I were to go into the "No contact zone" If I plant my little claws deeper into her emotions then she might just fall for me. I mean we talk like everyday so... I feel like i have a chance and If I don't i'm just gonna be the one to crush her emotions because i'll stop being her best friend. The longer she is my best friend the more its gonna hurt when I get into the "No contact zone". So yeah I'm empowered at the moment. Although that could change anytime.
#167110 to #167107 - dehumanizer
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(12/16/2014) [-]
Its almost like you both have oneitis for eachother but at the same time cant date because you two are also the unintrested one.
#166744 - gongthehawkeye
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(12/14/2014) [-]
guys, I really need help.
Everytime I get close to falling asleep, I hear this weird noise that I can only describe as a zap or "warp". It sounds like it's coming from inside my head.
It's almost 5 AM and I'm getting worried, it keeps waking me up. The first time it happened I saw a flash of color while my eyes were closed.
#166745 to #166744 - gongthehawkeye
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(12/14/2014) [-]
It's like a cross between a lightsaber sound and a tazer
#166746 to #166745 - megasharkman
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(12/14/2014) [-]
I think I read about a disorder like that on the internet before.
#166752 to #166746 - gongthehawkeye
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(12/14/2014) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypnagogia
this describes my condition perfectly. Turns out it's not even a condition, I just need some fucking sleep.
It is closely related to EHS, though. Apparently I'm very likely to have a lucid dream as I'm falling asleep, so at least there's that. (here's hoping it's a sex dream)
#166751 to #166746 - gongthehawkeye
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(12/14/2014) [-]
I know it's not Exploding Head Syndrome. I would have woken up screaming and panicking with a migraine.
I thing I have "hypnotic sleep jerks" or whatever. When you fall asleep, your body twitches and sometimes loud noises and light come along with this. Apparently this happens to everyone but no one remembers it because they aren't conscious to experience it. Except I am now. I'm twitching like crazy because I've gone 12 hrs without sleep and I had a cup of coffee a few hours ago. Apparently caffeine can intensify the effect.
#166757 to #166751 - megasharkman
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(12/14/2014) [-]
I'd take some zzzzquil or something. That's what I do when I can't sleep after staying up 24+ hours for work.
#166743 - xenxio
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(12/14/2014) [-]
How the fuck do i make it easier to predict what someone is going to do in a fighting game?
#166825 to #166743 - focalanemo
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(12/14/2014) [-]
You should ask the videogame board

#166747 to #166743 - minutes
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(12/14/2014) [-]
Observe their habbits. People do certain combos in their individual order and time, if you watch him long enough you will know what he'll do next.
#166736 - saltybanana
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(12/14/2014) [-]
ooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhh mah god im finally back   
   
   
so reason ive been gone for quite a while is due the fact my home got broken into and some douche bag stole my computer and probably around $800 worth of stuff most of it was my porn and illegal downloaded music *badm tass* sorry  i finally got a check for $xxxx amount of mulla so i just came back from best buy with a BRAAAANDD NEW CAR!!!  jk no i got a new computer  i bought a new computer and my friend took a while to rebuild it so thats why it took alil longer, ive been going on FJ on my phone and looking on here once in while i felt so sad cause i wanted to answer sooooo many questions but had no way of typing my school computers are shitty so i couldnt log in with someone going thru my stuff    
   
anyways im back baby, back in lonely-vill population: forever alone again
ooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhh mah god im finally back


so reason ive been gone for quite a while is due the fact my home got broken into and some douche bag stole my computer and probably around $800 worth of stuff most of it was my porn and illegal downloaded music *badm tass* sorry i finally got a check for $xxxx amount of mulla so i just came back from best buy with a BRAAAANDD NEW CAR!!! jk no i got a new computer i bought a new computer and my friend took a while to rebuild it so thats why it took alil longer, ive been going on FJ on my phone and looking on here once in while i felt so sad cause i wanted to answer sooooo many questions but had no way of typing my school computers are shitty so i couldnt log in with someone going thru my stuff

anyways im back baby, back in lonely-vill population: forever alone again
#166838 to #166736 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx
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(12/15/2014) [-]
Welcome back, man
#166739 to #166736 - awesomerninjathing
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(12/14/2014) [-]
ma niggaaaaaaaa welcome back
#166733 - cuntbisquits
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(12/14/2014) [-]
About a month ago I got out of a relationship with this girl and I'm ready to move on.

I catch feelings for people extremely easily and I really really want to be in a relationship right now but I also want to experience being single and being with other people.

I have these feelings with two different girls who I could make mine and I have the chance to hook up with three other girls.

I don't really want to stop flirting with anyone because it's just so fun but if I were to get in a relationship it would all stop.

So do I cockblock myself from three or four other people or do I do things with everyone?

Also I don't care about the title of being an asshole or player or any of that shit
#166737 to #166733 - saltybanana
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(12/14/2014) [-]
playa playa plaaaya!! you need to think with your head not the other head


dont cock block your self man, just keep those chicks on the side for now. just hold back those urges to say " hey bby i luvs you and i wants you" just go out with them. make a schedule on which day you take out who or when you sleep with who since you said you dont care being called an asshole go fo it man

just dont get to attached with them, like as in dont be to romantic cause your eventually going to make your self catch feeling for one of these girls. and thats not the plan. my advice is to take it easy, just go out and have fun meanwhile. always wear protection too man std aint shit to mess with.
#166784 to #166737 - cuntbisquits
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(12/14/2014) [-]
Alright sounds good, thanks a bunch
Alright sounds good, thanks a bunch
#166728 - anon
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(12/14/2014) [-]
I have a higher sex drive than my boyfriend. It's been 2 weeks since we've done anything for my benefit. I gave him a blow job last night hoping he'd return the favor but he didn't and he's been so busy and I'm so sexually frustrated. Is there anything I can do to kinda get him to make time for us? I've been getting myself off and it's not enough.
#166808 to #166728 - dingdongsingsong
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(12/14/2014) [-]
Just tell him
u vant fuk
win win
#166732 to #166728 - sugoi ONLINE
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(12/14/2014) [-]
Tell him you want the D.
Like right now.
#166731 to #166728 - makotoitou
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(12/14/2014) [-]
slip viagra into his food
#166726 - bible ONLINE
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(12/14/2014) [-]
Alright, I have an ordeal.

So, simply put, I'm talking to two different girls at the same time. I'm coming home for Christmas, 'bout to see them both on separate occasions.

I'm single...."technically"

At first it was just flirty with them, ya? Now they're both talking about some real shit and all I wanna do is fuck. What's worse is that one of them I've known for 5 years, been talkin with her just bout the entire damn time.

I don't mind a relationship right now, but I'm not about to start two of them, naw fuck that.

Question is, is it fucked up to bump genitals with both of them? And even then, would it be fucked up if I don't actually wanna start a relationship? I've kinda accidentally hinted at being serious...didn't mean for it to be like that, but it is

In any case, even if I do start a relationship with one, what do I tell the other? Where do I even start with that?

At this point burning ALL bridges with both of them and saying fuck it doesn't sound too bad, this shit is stressful. I'm terrible at relationships I ain't about to hold up two of them.

So like, fuck em both, fuck one, or say fuck it and go with none? I'm a nervous fuckin wreck and I don't wanna be a douchefuck about this
#166742 to #166726 - notred
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(12/14/2014) [-]
It is a really dick thing to do. I mean, if you don't want to get into a relationship then you don't deserve to get your dick wet. That's how I think anyway.
#166738 to #166726 - saltybanana
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man relationships are for total fags   
   
here are two ways it can go out   
1   
Pro: you can just fuck both of them and tell them that your not ready for a relationship and tell a stupid made up story of why you dont wanna be dont tell em you got a side bitch, cause asta la vista baby  just tell them to be a friends with benifits. dont just see them to fuck. go out with them, but dont post nothing on social media like you going out with X and Y sees that and she'll be like &quot;ay ay hold the fuq up? who dat bitch??&quot; just keep it on the down low.    
Con: you'll eventually catch feelings some way and if one of them really want something srs they'll leave your dumb ass and then you get no pussy   
   
2   
Pro: you can choose one to be in a relationship and fuck them whenever you want, without feeling weird asking that you wanna fuck. but you'll only have one pussy for maybe 6 or 7 years.   
Con: gain weight cause you guys eat out alot cause you love her yada yada and probably end for a lil since you said relationships dont last    
   
i wouldnt think to much of it.
man relationships are for total fags

here are two ways it can go out
1
Pro: you can just fuck both of them and tell them that your not ready for a relationship and tell a stupid made up story of why you dont wanna be dont tell em you got a side bitch, cause asta la vista baby just tell them to be a friends with benifits. dont just see them to fuck. go out with them, but dont post nothing on social media like you going out with X and Y sees that and she'll be like "ay ay hold the fuq up? who dat bitch??" just keep it on the down low.
Con: you'll eventually catch feelings some way and if one of them really want something srs they'll leave your dumb ass and then you get no pussy

2
Pro: you can choose one to be in a relationship and fuck them whenever you want, without feeling weird asking that you wanna fuck. but you'll only have one pussy for maybe 6 or 7 years.
Con: gain weight cause you guys eat out alot cause you love her yada yada and probably end for a lil since you said relationships dont last

i wouldnt think to much of it.
#166730 to #166726 - hoponthefeelstrain
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(12/14/2014) [-]
tell them both you're not looking for a relationship be honest. If they still wanna fuck you after that then go for it.
#166727 to #166726 - lulzformalaysiaair
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(12/14/2014) [-]
Who cares if your a douchebag about it. It's the pussy game, not the feelings game.

Go fuck both of them and see how long it lasts before you 1) break it off with both 2) one finds out about the other
#166870 to #166727 - anon
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(12/15/2014) [-]
Stfu. You have no right to give advice until you delete your failed account, faggot.