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User avatar #101439 - goobyman (11/01/2013) [-]
right testicle hurts, only a bit. wat do? Just wait out the pain?
User avatar #101455 to #101439 - marinepenguin (11/01/2013) [-]
Something probably happened earlier to make it sore. Fapped too hard maybe. I wouldn't worry unless the pain got worse and lasted awhile.
User avatar #101441 to #101439 - hugsforfree (11/01/2013) [-]
Hit your left testicle to even it out.
If you're waiting it out for more than a day go to a doctor
User avatar #101519 to #101441 - goobyman (11/02/2013) [-]
nay it's gone now.
User avatar #101431 - nigalthornberry ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]
This one i need help with
The a girl from recent times the one that doesn't really want to talk to me anymore as you guys said back in august or july

I can't get her off my mind for some reason i just feel like im missing something without her i don't know what or why im feeling this maybe its just the why she's doing this after we were such good friends
User avatar #101429 - chosenonex (11/01/2013) [-]
Hey funnyjunk. I need a girls advice with something. So if there are any girls willing to help a fellow fjer out please private message me as soon as you see this. Its actually a bit of an emergency situation.
User avatar #101436 to #101429 - awesomerninjathing (11/01/2013) [-]
just write it out for the guys too
User avatar #101438 to #101436 - chosenonex (11/01/2013) [-]
No offense to guys or anything... But i tend to butt heads with other guys. I get a long a lot better with girls. So while a guy may give me some good advice... me as a person would just take it better coming from a female.
User avatar #101456 to #101438 - marinepenguin (11/01/2013) [-]
So... you're a manwhore.
User avatar #101462 to #101456 - chosenonex (11/01/2013) [-]
Yes.. Because getting along better with women makes me a manwhore... I'm totally trying to get in their pants man. You're so smart.. You know..its got absolutely NOTHING to do with the fact i was raised by 2 women and just feel more comfortable with them.
User avatar #101484 to #101462 - marinepenguin (11/02/2013) [-]
I was joking.
User avatar #101428 - nigalthornberry ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]
Quick little
>In PE lifting weights
>Helping out the special kids with a couple of my friends
>Guy comes in with 3 or 4 girls
>popular kid so i just ignore it and continue
>Tries to bench 100lbs (60 added to bar)
>Fails horribly drops bar
>try to help him
>"fagit i wuz doin jus fine u culd nvr do dis"
>wants to have a lifting competition
>Add 5 pounds after every 5 reps
>he gives out at 30lbs added
>"NO FAIR U CHEETED"
>Go back to helping kids
User avatar #101460 to #101428 - advicedude (11/01/2013) [-]
lol just benched 7 reps of 100 + 45(bar) today
User avatar #101457 to #101428 - marinepenguin (11/01/2013) [-]
Pretty much everywhere I have worked out the bars are like 45 lb, so that's weird to see a 40 lb bar.

On another note, I hate people like that. People lifting weights to show off to other people tend to just hurt themselves more than actually build muscle or gain strength.
User avatar #101482 to #101457 - nigalthornberry ONLINE (11/02/2013) [-]
Well it is just a high school
User avatar #101486 to #101482 - marinepenguin (11/02/2013) [-]
That's true.
User avatar #101459 to #101457 - Kyue (11/01/2013) [-]
I have a 10 lb. bar
User avatar #101485 to #101459 - marinepenguin (11/02/2013) [-]
I do too. I was talking about the bigger bars usually used in bench press.
User avatar #101430 to #101428 - fillelindome (11/01/2013) [-]
Don't know why on advice board, but good on you man !
User avatar #101432 to #101430 - nigalthornberry ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]
Sorry about posting it here just the fitness board has basically nobody on there
User avatar #101433 to #101432 - fillelindome (11/01/2013) [-]
No worries, I have actually started swimming not so long ago, getting into shape again
#101415 - statustwelve (11/01/2013) [-]
I'm a 21 year old virgin. When I look around my class and see the other students, it baffles me to know that most of them are not virgins because they are as socially retarded as I am, and worse.

How can it be true that most people have had sex by 19? I can't wrap my mind around that most people have actually successfully attracted a girl, successfully identified that the girl is attracted to them with enough certainty that they can approach her, and then successfully identified that she wanted the dick with enough certainty that they could make the move to have sex with her.

The shyest, most socially awkward guy i've ever known... lost his virginity at 19 with a random girl we see around every so often
#101493 to #101415 - bustermustang (11/02/2013) [-]
Well most of them are no better than you they just get incredibly lucky
User avatar #101463 to #101415 - advicedude (11/01/2013) [-]
Sex isn't a big deal if you haven't had it, just don't treat it like nothing when you do.
#101445 to #101415 - Tyranitar (11/01/2013) [-]
I'm a very shy and socially awkward person (in the event I actually socialize), but I also consider myself a bit wise beyond my age, and from what I've seen, in addition to somewhat having the feeling myself, is that insecure people worry about falling behind. When their peers are driving, they wanna drive. When they get an Xbox or something, they wanna get one to play with them. And when talk of losing virginity and having sex starts rising, many begin to feel that it needs to become their quest to lose their virginity quickly.

And the worst part of this is that having sex becomes so important, considering who it should be WITH is not. Despite what different people may believe these days, sex should NOT be something done casually "just for the heck of it". I'm not gonna preach chastity and saving yourself till your married and 35 years old, but it should be at least with someone special, not just with some other person who just wants a one-night stand.

In my opinion, being a 21 year old virgin is perfectly fine, and it's horrible that society would see this idea as unacceptable. Wait until the time is right to have sex, don't rush into it.

And now my rant is done, and I don't even remember half of it. Sorry if I went off topic.
User avatar #101437 to #101415 - awesomerninjathing (11/01/2013) [-]
they're hot/drunk/etc
User avatar #101434 to #101415 - fillelindome (11/01/2013) [-]
I'm 18, also a virgin
I have like made out with several people of the female gender, but never sexed, see no reason for it, want the meet that one special person. No reason to rush into it
User avatar #101427 to #101415 - nigalthornberry ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]
Sometimes the kids just get horny and put there lower head above their neck one
Others are just fucking idiots at my school im a freshman Joint account in case your wondering why i post about different grades and shit and Right when hit high school it seems that the highest levels of popularity students started fucking,doing drugs and getting high thats why i left that group for the most part i talk to some of the guys and girls of that group but only the ones that kept their heads straight

Now my bestfriend in that groups gone AWOL since the years started and we grew apart and people are getting pregnant left in right fuck right now the freshman daycare is full i wouldn't mind these kids fucking as much if they just used a condom or pulled out or better yet just wait until junior or senior year to start

sorry for the rant

User avatar #101424 to #101415 - tombobbusama (11/01/2013) [-]
Most of them aren't that Certain. Of the people I know who have had girlfriends, they were never at all sure that they'd say yes, they just said yolo and did it.
And of them who have had sex, the majority of them were in a relationship for like, a whole year before sexin it up. The one who wasnt turned out to be a slut and fucks pretty much everyone now.

But hey, m8, you can either lose your virginity to a girl you actually like and will be with for a long time, or lose it to a hooker. I know someone who lost it to a hooker. He got chlamydia from it.
User avatar #101423 to #101415 - dragondust (11/01/2013) [-]
I just hate how losing your virginity is something you really need to worry about nowadays.
I have had many opportunities to have sex, but they were with people who I really don't give a shit about.
On the other hand I want to find someone who I really care about.
User avatar #101422 to #101415 - Rei ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]
I'm a 21 year old virgin, and I don't really give a fuck. I can't wait till I get my wizzard powers. Soldier on man.
User avatar #101421 to #101415 - heraske (11/01/2013) [-]
They might have low standards. Evaluate the women they slept with and judge for yourself.

It may sound bad to be a virgin, but before you devirginate yourself, make sure you devirginate yourself with a vagina of quality.
User avatar #101418 to #101415 - kelseymiss (11/01/2013) [-]
hmm thats weird because I could never date a guy whos socially awkward :/
User avatar #101406 - icanpaintyay (11/01/2013) [-]
my boyfriend has been coming down with the strangest problem lately. every night, he wakes up at about 3am with the worst case of motion sickness. he'll sometimes even have to vomit. he dosn't take any sleep aids and we havent touched alcohol in weeks. we've tried everything. hydration, a change of diet, even some anti motion sickness pills. its scary sometimes. im worried. dose this happen to anyone else? or is there any way to stop it?
User avatar #101425 to #101406 - lolidragon (11/01/2013) [-]
Sounds like vertigo... Doctors can prescribe anti-vertigo meds.
User avatar #101412 to #101406 - delphine (11/01/2013) [-]
You say it happens every morning? He may be pregnant.
User avatar #101403 - wizzerdofaus (11/01/2013) [-]
hey guys i have an idea for a book, just wondering if you'd read it? reply for the plot
User avatar #101404 to #101403 - icanpaintyay (11/01/2013) [-]
id like to know what it is. ill show you mine sometime.
User avatar #101405 to #101404 - wizzerdofaus (11/01/2013) [-]
The book is a fantasy surrounding the co-creation of the earth thousands of years ago by god and satan. They were given shared responsibility by their mother, and created the land and animal kingdom together. As a final touch, god scattered the earth with his proudest creation, human beings. Satan grew jealous of god's creation and added his own creation in secret. Underneath the earth's crust, swimming in the earth's liquid core, Satan's creatures evolve and prosper. Eventually, these creatures emerge on God's creatures in the millions. This sparks global war urged on by the gods themselves, each deity supporting their respective creations. Will humans be wiped out by Satan's Creatures?
#101426 to #101405 - luxfingerdoodle (11/01/2013) [-]
Really nice but if you would accept some criticism I would give because I have a few things that you might correct for the good of all.

First thing: From what you wrote I didn't find out what the "Satan army" is. Demons? Hell spawns? Evil people? It would be nice if you would have explain what the humans are dealing with.

Second thing: It sounds really summarized. A really big scale which would make the character development and overall plot preety generic and unoriginal.

Third and last: Make sure you bring enough plot holes, twists and other things that keep the reader going but never leave them unansweared. Don't focus too much on the fantasy elements and natural elements.


Sounds really nice but you have to make sure to keep things interesting for the reader. Fantasy literature is overall easy but very challenging to be liked.
User avatar #101443 to #101426 - wizzerdofaus (11/01/2013) [-]
Thanks for the help.

First thing: I was only briefly explaining story, so i didn't describe the creatures. They are very bony red fish like you would find at the deepest part of the ocean, but with pincers and three pairs of spiky legs. The evil god (I won't actually call him "satan" in the book) created them specifically to kill off people.

Second thing: this was simply a very first idea. I'd develop it MUCH more before even thinking about writing it. The story would follow a group of people fighting them off and I'll have personal storylines too.

Third thing: I love putting twists in my writing. One thing I do is write a future event and then go back through and add hints/clues about that event earlier in the book.

Also, I'm not an author. I'll need to educate myself before writing. This is in no way a final draft.
User avatar #101407 to #101405 - icanpaintyay (11/01/2013) [-]
sounds cool. you should base it around noris mythology alittle.
User avatar #101400 - marinepenguin (11/01/2013) [-]
So Advice, been dating a girl over 7 months. I love her, but some things have happened recently, and I've been thinking lately. I've been craving being single, I want to focus on college/work, and I want to just chill out and have more fun. Every time I think about the future it seems more exciting if I think about going off on my own without her.

-Her parents are jobless, no motivation, drug users, assholes.
-She has never had a job, also no motivation, I'm pretty much the only reason she went to college after high school. Or done anything productive.
-She constantly overreacts over little things (she has diagnosed depression, but she uses that as a crutch more than I'd like)
-She will never truly be totally over her first love, she doesn't love him but she cares about him way more than I'd like and she can't tell him no. They talk every few weeks and he declares his love for her every time and she doesn't know what to do.
Nothing is ever her fault, she makes constant excuses.
-I can't see her having much of a future different from her parents unless I'm there constantly kicking her in the ass and pushing her. I'd rather focus on my own careers and life at this point without having to constantly keep her in check.
-She can be incredibly rude and inconsiderate at times
On the other hand.
-We get along amazing, almost never fight, same sense of humor, the sex is fantastic, and we never get bored with each other.
-She wants to move in together and get a place in Missouri, I want to continue living where I am and I don't want to live with her.

If I leave her I know that she would be crushed, I've been told by many family members and her friends that she's never been happier then she has been while with me. I made her depression seem almost nonexistent.
I'm just so torn between how I feel, I love her and I want to continue making her happy, but at the same time I want to go off on my own.
User avatar #101413 to #101400 - heraske (11/01/2013) [-]
Depends. Are you a bitch? Or are you a man?

It takes two to be in a relationship. You're in a parasitic relationship it sounds. DROP IT.
The best kind of relationship is a mutual relationship. If she can't support you, then you should not support her. Besides, if you can't help yourself, you can't help others. End of fucking story.

Have a good day. Don't be a sucker.
User avatar #101449 to #101413 - marinepenguin (11/01/2013) [-]
It isn't that I'm being a bitch. You're right in the fact that it's a parasitic relationship, she can't support herself and everything that you said. My problem is that if I left her, seeing how hurt she'd be would be hard, she is super head over heels for me and she gets sad if I leave for more than a few hours. So I don't know what she'd do if I actually left her.
User avatar #101513 to #101449 - heraske (11/02/2013) [-]
I wasn't saying you were a bitch, I'm just leaving that decision up to you.

And I guarantee you, there's a lot more people like you that will be able to provide for her (if they deem her worthy). Don't worry, she found someone like you, she'll find someone again. It's a line of life which ends at death. The only factor deciding on how long she'll love you is her integrity, and if she seems to have low integrity now past her high school days, she may never have any stronger integrity. Once that integrity is gone, she may fuck up big time and you'll be left with a path you did not want but took because you had a burden on your shoulders. Your life is your life, not others. Do not let others dictate your life because if you do you are going to hell (metaphorically that is). There's two paths in life, the one you want and you deem more beneficial to yourself, and the one that will cripple you and fill you with regret. Your choice, and make it count.
User avatar #101544 to #101513 - marinepenguin (11/02/2013) [-]
Thank you, I appreciate the honest advice.
User avatar #101414 to #101413 - redcookiemonster (11/01/2013) [-]
As tough and mean and manly as that comment sounded, you're right... In every way.
User avatar #101416 to #101414 - heraske (11/01/2013) [-]
Well I don't mean to lose credibility here, but I've never had a GF longer than 2 days.

My previous comment states why very well. My brother was in one of those relationships. That bitch didn't have a job for about a year and a 2 months when they started dating, she leeched off of him, said he was the dad of a kid that wasn't his, lied to him about him causing her to be pregnant, told him to sell our parents car (2001 Intrigue higher trim I think) for 1,500$, which was taken care of VERY WELL as my dad is not one of those guys who want to be all racer and hot rod and engine revving faggots out there. He bought a Mazda 2 hatchback. They both said it would save money in the "long run" on gas. Too bad it was about 395$ a month or so for it. She got a job later on as a waitress at some bar, then started cheating on him, and my brother was fucking stupid enough to say "let her just fuck him and get it out of her system". Yep, pretty fucking stupid, yeah? He also went into the ground in a few thousand dollars debt, and had the nerve to say "fuck you" to my dad who told him She was fucking stupid. On top of all that, my dad told my brother to get a DNA match on the kid, and guess what, he didn't. All while my hard-working mom and dad spent a few hundred dollars on the kid (200$ carriage, baby food, clothes etc...) my brother never tried to reimburse.

Look where he is now? My brother is working fucking at a hospital laundry AND moved out AGAIN with another girl. Fucker never learns.

TL;DR don't date girls because they say "I love you."
User avatar #101417 to #101416 - redcookiemonster (11/01/2013) [-]
Well do you love your girl? Do you TRULY love her? Or are you scared to know what everyone else thinks of you?
User avatar #101419 to #101417 - heraske (11/01/2013) [-]
It was infatuation other than love.

If you're talking bout the GF for 2 days, then it was an aboriginal scene girl, no job, then I found out later she was cheating on her boyfriend with me, which put me in a fucked up position and then she said she "got back together with him" when they never broke up in the first place. She also never reimbursed me 12.50$ for the movie ticket either.
User avatar #101402 to #101400 - wizzerdofaus (11/01/2013) [-]
break up with her don't live a lie
User avatar #101401 to #101400 - twdeathnote (11/01/2013) [-]
Tell her these things, be as polite as you can with it, but honesty gets answers.
User avatar #101384 - owlexterminator ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]
Well, guys.
I might not be visiting this website as much anymore, I've finally made a decision in my life to get off my ass, work out, and get fit. I will be back. Mark my words.
User avatar #101391 to #101384 - awesomerninjathing (11/01/2013) [-]
not visiting this website has nothing to do with your real life
this is just a pasttime
User avatar #101392 to #101391 - owlexterminator ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]
A pasttime that takes 70% of my free time that needs to stop. Just sayin.
User avatar #101393 to #101392 - awesomerninjathing (11/01/2013) [-]
it's your fault for spending so much time here
I spend a lot of time here too but still have a good life/health/etc
User avatar #101411 to #101393 - revengeforfreeze (11/01/2013) [-]
Orly, how Good is it?
User avatar #101435 to #101411 - awesomerninjathing (11/01/2013) [-]
I go out once or twice a week with friends
140 pounds and 5'7"
User avatar #101394 to #101393 - owlexterminator ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]
I know it's my fault, and that's why I'm going to make an effort to stop
User avatar #101396 to #101395 - owlexterminator ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]
McDickwipe.
#101386 to #101384 - denooo (11/01/2013) [-]
If youre serious about this, know that there are people who are doing the same thing as you are. Just so you know youre not alone if you ever feel like giving up. Ive been living healthier for 5 weeks and ive lost 12 pounds already! Know there are results in hard work!
User avatar #101387 to #101386 - owlexterminator ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]
Thanks for the support C: I hope you get as healthy as you planned! I'm thinking 20 in two weeks because I'm pretty young ( 13 ) and my body is pretty messed up in this stage. Anything is possible. You just have to belieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeev e
#101388 to #101387 - denooo (11/01/2013) [-]
That might be a bit fast but dont focus on numbers just focus on feeling good about yourself after every workout and every healthy meal!
User avatar #101390 to #101388 - owlexterminator ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]
Lil Mama - Lip Gloss (Gold Top Remix) Hope you like bass. Just thought I'd share my favorite track.
User avatar #101389 to #101388 - owlexterminator ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]
I'm only doing this because I'm abso-fucking-lutely sick of being made fun of. My friend got called "hot" by some random chick tonight on Halloween so I decided to step my game way up.
#101397 to #101389 - denooo (11/01/2013) [-]
Power to you man!
User avatar #101398 to #101397 - owlexterminator ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]
Thanks.
User avatar #101377 - achimp (11/01/2013) [-]
Recently updated windows, my favorite antivirus won't work with windows 8. What's your favorite free or piratable anti-virus software?

Thanks.
User avatar #101379 to #101377 - ScottMJfan (11/01/2013) [-]
Microsoft Security Essentials. It's fast, runs without consuming all of your resources, and, if you're a gamer, will not crash any of your games!

There are some issues with AVG/McAfee crashing a few of the more popular games in certain rare situations (Portal, TF2, etc)
#101375 - phanactsmom (11/01/2013) [-]
I really need some advice. This has been bothering me for a while now. It might get to be a little long but here goes.

Well, fuck. I just turned 16 and I've never had a girlfriend, kissed a girl, etc. Now this girl, she turns 18 in a month and a half, and she's a senior (I'm a soph) and I think she's incredible. I don't connect to a lot of people real well, but this girl is the best person I've ever known. She's extremely attractive, nice, and we are a lot alike. Ok, ok, so I get you're probably thinking now, "dude she's a senior forget it its not going to happen" and I understand the age difference is a little weird. And I know there are other girls out there but heres the thing: I don't know many girls at all. I go to an all male highschool, and I have a ton of male aquaintances. Not many good friends. And 0 social life. I only have a few friends in a club I'm in after school, which girls are in. They're all really nice and I get along with all those guys (mostly seniors) and I enjoy being there. But it ends in like 2 weeks. I'm digressing a little though...the point is, I really like this girl and we talk a lot and she texts me sometimes, but I don't know what to do. I'm really just hoping to be good friends with her and hopefully develop a romantic connection (not so much bf/gf). I don't know how to move things along and I don't want to come across as being weird. She's very friendly, and I don't know if she does like me or just treats me like everyone else, I'm no beta pussy, if the best thing to do is to tell her I will, even though I'm risking total embarrasment. I just don't know what to do and my life kinda sucks and I just want to get close to her and I need advice.


Thanks a lot for a reply, and sorry for going all Charles Dickens.
User avatar #101378 to #101375 - achimp (11/01/2013) [-]
Sounds like you have no chance. Tell her, if she says no, move on. She says yes, fuck yeah, but don't stress. Don't worry about it too much.
I worry way too much about the stupidest shit which results in me getting high strung... all the time.
#101380 to #101378 - phanactsmom (11/01/2013) [-]
Sheit. baaack to being lonely and depressed then huh
User avatar #101381 to #101380 - achimp (11/01/2013) [-]
Bear in mind I'm incredibly cynical, and I've been in your situation (something similar) twice before and been shot down both times.
Go for it. What's the worst that can happen? Anything those two experiences taught me is that there will always be someone else you can talk to, someone else who can grow on you.
Don't base your entire day around thinking about this one person. It's not healthy.
#101382 to #101381 - phanactsmom (11/01/2013) [-]
I don't I've been resisting it actually, But yeah I guess you know how I feel. Theres no chance of us being good friends or having any sort of romantic connection you think?
User avatar #101383 to #101382 - achimp (11/01/2013) [-]
So from my situation, no. Might be entirely different for you.
at one point I decided that being friends was better than anything else given th chance of never speaking again, so I just ignored my feelings. Sucks a bit, but you'll get over it. Weigh your chances. Make a choice, and go with whatever happens next. One girl I liked for about 3 years, told her, got brother-zoned, and never spoke to her again. Today she's a giant slut. So it moht turn out for the better.
#101385 to #101383 - phanactsmom (11/01/2013) [-]
Alright thanks man, I appreciate the advice
#101373 - lovecranes (11/01/2013) [-]
What do you do when someone is stalking you? Even if you know that individual?
User avatar #101399 to #101373 - delphine (11/01/2013) [-]
Don't interact with them at all and be as boring and uninteresting to them as possible. If they're on facebook, make sure you block them.
#102027 to #101399 - lovecranes (11/06/2013) [-]
How is that possible? He thinks I'm so cool and amazing. I don't know what I do that makes him think like that...but....What do I do to get him off of my heels?
User avatar #102033 to #102027 - delphine (11/06/2013) [-]
tell him very plainly, "I need some space." Sounds like they are more of a clingy, needy person than a stalker.
#102167 to #102033 - lovecranes (11/07/2013) [-]
Aye. I have told him that a thousand times. It somehow doesn't seem to go through his blockhead. Oh trust me, if you really saw it with your eyes, you would agree with me that he is a stalker.
User avatar #102180 to #102167 - delphine (11/07/2013) [-]
well then i'm sorry. :/ one of my friends had a stalker once. he followed her to her house on several occasions and she had to get a restraining order. If it gets bad maybe that would be an option?
#102288 to #102180 - lovecranes (11/08/2013) [-]
Maybe. I'm not that kind of person though. I hate putting people through situations like that. I don't like it when people aren't happy.
User avatar #101374 to #101373 - awesomerninjathing (11/01/2013) [-]
stalking how?
#102028 to #101374 - lovecranes (11/06/2013) [-]
Well, he always wants to be near me in some way. For example, we were at a friend's party and I see he is right next to me. I slowly move to the opposite end of the room. And..guess what? He just magically appears about 5 feet away from me. Second, he sends me about dozens of email. I can't block him because it is work email. Third, I noticed he always stands near the bathroom stalls when I use the restroom. I find that certainly unacceptable and uncomfortable. Any ideas of how to solve this?
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User avatar #101367 - alphabethsoop (11/01/2013) [-]
Hey guys so I have an HTC one v and recently it hasn't recognized any wifi and now it is starting to not recognize any 3G either. Is there any way that I can fix this? I have about zero skills when it comes to troubleshooting.
#101365 - mexicandudeinsd (10/31/2013) [-]
how can i download a ringtone for my phone LG optimuz L9 from this page
soundcloud.com/battlefield_official/sets/battlefield-ringtones i want the gun sounds from the BF4 ringtones but i barely got the phone yesterday so i dont know about itanyways thanks log in later pic of me in school today so you notice my commentminilel
#101364 - midgetmania (10/31/2013) [-]
I need some advice, woke up yesterday morning, with my left wrist feeling stiff and painful to move, woke up this morning, still feels like that, and has been all day, any idea what it could have been?
User avatar #101366 to #101364 - mexicandudeinsd (10/31/2013) [-]
INtense fapping
#101420 to #101366 - midgetmania (11/01/2013) [-]
Nope, wrong hand
User avatar #101362 - rakaka ONLINE (10/31/2013) [-]
I go trick or treating with a friend in an hour
i have no costume
what the fuck do i do? I want to go but I have nothing
User avatar #101361 - ferrettamer ONLINE (10/31/2013) [-]
Can someone help me with memorize the 1, sq. root 3, 2 and the 1, 1, root 2 right triangles? Is there a trick to remembering them? Preferably in radients but degrees would be fine too. Thanks
#101360 - girrafalopegis ONLINE (10/31/2013) [-]
Alright advice board, you haven't failed me ever, so hopefully you can help me once more.   
   
I did a satirical project back in the day, and basically I was pretending to be the most interesting man in the world.  To my surprise, I got a 98, after bullshitting it the night of, and the entire class really liked it. And now, I have to do another project, so why think of something new? Can you guys help me think of more things like that?   
   
 My opening line last year was:    
I am an effervescent character, I am evolution at its best. I have a reputation for having an expertise in chess. I can throw small objects at speeds of over 90 miles per hour at deadly precision. I was scouted by the Giants and the Knicks. I can skip a rock 42 times. I once stopped a forest fire with nothing but a Game Cube. I have the record for the quickest mile traveled on a pogo stick. I have my own clothing line.
Alright advice board, you haven't failed me ever, so hopefully you can help me once more.

I did a satirical project back in the day, and basically I was pretending to be the most interesting man in the world. To my surprise, I got a 98, after bullshitting it the night of, and the entire class really liked it. And now, I have to do another project, so why think of something new? Can you guys help me think of more things like that?

My opening line last year was:
I am an effervescent character, I am evolution at its best. I have a reputation for having an expertise in chess. I can throw small objects at speeds of over 90 miles per hour at deadly precision. I was scouted by the Giants and the Knicks. I can skip a rock 42 times. I once stopped a forest fire with nothing but a Game Cube. I have the record for the quickest mile traveled on a pogo stick. I have my own clothing line.
User avatar #101442 to #101360 - sauditwo (11/01/2013) [-]
i am considered a god in 4 different religions , i started the trend of wearing clothes the right way around , i ghostwrite for john legend , in october 08 i had 9 siblings and we had a fight to the death and i'm the last man standing
i once inflated a car tire with my mouth , i was friends with 2pac before he got big , the second monday of every august i hang out with shia labeouf and we ride quad bikes
i single handedly took out the enitre singaporean army
i designed the modern airplane engine
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