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#168684 - pickaxe
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(12/29/2014) [-]
so,basically,a friend of my mother asked me to give english lessons to her son,since he's been doing pretty badly in tests.
The thing is,I can't exactly teach english like they do in school.I can speak english because I grew up with the language.I use tenses instinctually and can't really explain the rules that apply to 'em kinda',but it's hard ,let alone name them.

Then there's the kid himself,he's motivated,but he's got a short attention span.If he's given a certain task in wich he has to apply certain grammar stuff,he does so perfectly,but as soon as he has to make an own sentence he fucks up every two words. mostly,because he just tries to make up the english sentence on the fly,while not even being really sure what he wants to say in german

As far as I can tell,it's a matter of habit/practice,but I can't really build much material upon "just use more english"

any ideas how to teach the kid? currently they're re-telling stories/making summaries and describing pictures kid also constantly uses infinitive
#168803 to #168684 - megavoir
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(12/29/2014) [-]
give english vidya
#168682 - zaxzwim
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(12/28/2014) [-]
any body know of and torrenting sites? im in need of more 'the office'
#168710 to #168682 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx
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(12/29/2014) [-]
Netflix has all of The Office, I believ.
#168711 to #168710 - zaxzwim
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(12/29/2014) [-]
i can not Netflix, i live in Australia
#168683 to #168682 - dingdongsingsong
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(12/28/2014) [-]
http://kickass.so/
#168712 to #168683 - zaxzwim
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(12/29/2014) [-]
thanks bro
#168671 - ferrettamer ONLINE
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(12/28/2014) [-]
>get prepaid mastercard for christmas
>have to activate it first
>site hasn't worked for 2 days
>try calling and it just ends the call after saying it will redirect me to a representative
what do
#168681 to #168671 - yourinvisiblegf
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(12/28/2014) [-]
wait 'til end of christmas vacation

less calls to site and more employees to answer
#168670 - electromuffin
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(12/28/2014) [-]
Didnt know what board to put this in but does anyone know where I can watch "The Interview" online without download?
#168664 - delphine
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(12/28/2014) [-]
So this guy asked me out. I've known him for awhile. We're supposed to meet up tomorrow, but he lives an hour away. I suggested several ideas, meeting up in the middle for dinner, or a movie, or drinks and pool at a pub, and several other options. I ask him today what his plan was and he says, "Good question, I don't know. I can't think of anything." Should I keep trying or give up? It sounds like he's really not that interested.
#168666 to #168664 - derpityhurr
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(12/28/2014) [-]
He asked you out so he is probably interested, he might be busy or nervous about it
Just ask him again in a while and if he still doesnt know give him suggestions again but make them more "we should..." rather than "we could..."
#168675 to #168666 - hoponthefeelstrain
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(12/28/2014) [-]
why do guys do that though? They seem really interested then all of a sudden they act like they couldn't care less. I had a guy ask me out and invite me over for a netflix binge, everything went well and before he walked me home he asked to hang out the next day. And I agreed but the next day and every day after that he always canceled on me, would remake plans and cancel again. Why?
#168676 to #168675 - derpityhurr
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(12/28/2014) [-]
My first guess would be that he was really busy, did you ask him for a reason why he cancelled anything?
#168677 to #168676 - hoponthefeelstrain
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(12/28/2014) [-]
yea he always gave me a reason before canceling but sometimes it'd be stupid reasons. "sorry i fell asleep, my friends made me go out and party with them." I figured he just wasn't interested so I stopped talking to him.
#168678 to #168677 - derpityhurr
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(12/28/2014) [-]
ye he prolly lost interest, I know I personally can feel really different about a person I was with a day before
I can also immediately regret something i say so maybe he thought it would be politer to just keep cancelling rather than to tell you he's not interested since he "accidentally" asked you to hang out again
maybe
#168679 to #168678 - hoponthefeelstrain
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(12/28/2014) [-]
Yea see I figured he'd lost interest after the first 2 times but then he kept apologizing and assuring me that he really wanted to hang out again and he kept flirting with me. I'd like to think I have a decent bullshit detector but he had me puzzled.
#168672 to #168666 - delphine
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(12/28/2014) [-]
Okay. I narrowed it to two options. If he's still wishy washy about it, I won't push it.
#168662 - onefuckingskurut
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(12/28/2014) [-]
Heloo, is anyone here good with Sketchup? I am trying to make a ground plan of school workshop in it. For some reason my surface keeps dissapearing. Anyone can help me please? Its for my secondary school professional work..
#168663 to #168662 - onefuckingskurut
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(12/28/2014) [-]
My camera ussually stays on top of the surface I am working on. However when I try to tilt my angle of view, the surface kinda snaps out of my view. When I try to tilt my angle of view back, zoom out or in it still doesn't reveal my surface. Its really weird.
#168658 - mondominiman
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(12/28/2014) [-]
My jaw's fucked. I have trouble opening it up sometimes. It sometimes happens in the morning from sleeping bad. It locks up and often times I need to tear my food into pieces so I can fit it inside my mouth. The only way I've found out to unlock it is to lean my head to the right and massage my jaw until it comes loose. I've read the only way to fix it is through surgery but I don't want that. Has anyone else had similar problems or know someone that had a similar problem.
#168713 to #168658 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx
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(12/29/2014) [-]
Literally sounds like Lockjaw.
I'd see a doctor about it, man. It could be anything.
#168650 - cognosceteipsum
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(12/28/2014) [-]
What's going on with everything right now, why do profiles look the way they do?
#168660 to #168650 - focalanemo
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(12/28/2014) [-]
Our glorious leader added a new header option for your profile.
#168651 to #168650 - sugoi
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(12/28/2014) [-]
Because it's sexy.
#168638 - badsamaritan
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(12/28/2014) [-]
Anyone know what the best dog bed for a standard poodle would be?
#168680 to #168638 - deathsn
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(12/28/2014) [-]
It's a dog, man, that's the best thing about them, they are low maintenance so don't worry about it too much.
Mine sleep on anything, the couch, my bed, a cardboard box, the floor, the grass and the dirt outside.
#168640 to #168638 - advicedude
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(12/28/2014) [-]
Anything with padding.
#168635 - dehumanizer
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(12/28/2014) [-]
#168652 to #168635 - sugoi
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(12/28/2014) [-]
Does my profile make me gay?
#168654 to #168652 - dehumanizer
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(12/28/2014) [-]
yes, take this
#168655 to #168654 - sugoi
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(12/28/2014) [-]
#168641 to #168635 - braveblue
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(12/28/2014) [-]
#168644 to #168643 - braveblue
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(12/28/2014) [-]
What's wrong my main man?
#168645 to #168644 - dehumanizer
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(12/28/2014) [-]
Just feeling lonely, but then i remember i would actualy have to interact with people and how awful women are so the situation is like pic related.
#168646 to #168645 - braveblue
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(12/28/2014) [-]
I don't think I gave you permission to be feeling lonely on my birthday.
#168648 to #168647 - braveblue
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(12/28/2014) [-]
Thanks for the birthday gift my friend!
#168625 - sirfiiddlesticks
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(12/28/2014) [-]
Any militaryfags here? I'm considering enlisting and I really wanted to go Marines, but I want to do EOD. My Army friends are telling me to go Navy if I want to do EOD, can anyone tell me the differences between Navy/Army EOD?
#168627 to #168625 - usarmyexplain
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(12/28/2014) [-]
Army EOD = slap c4 on it and detonate
navy EOD = defuse the bomb

The army mainly deals with mines, and undetonated munitions, the nave deals with mines, hazards to navigation, derelict ships, all the cool stuff.

Beyond that, I really dont know a lot on the topic of the difference between army and navy EOD, but I know most navy MOS's are more technically specialized
#168665 to #168627 - sirfiiddlesticks
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(12/28/2014) [-]
Oh alrighty, thanks!
#168626 to #168625 - focalanemo
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(12/28/2014) [-]
usarmyexplain
#168667 to #168626 - usarmyexplain
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(12/28/2014) [-]
Sorry I coundt do better, I dont know a lot about the navy
#168668 to #168667 - focalanemo
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(12/28/2014) [-]
At least you are of some help to someone! I don't know a thing about these things.
#168608 - cronos
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(12/28/2014) [-]
Guys, its my birthday! What should i do that won't remind me of how much of my life has been empty and wasted?
#168642 to #168608 - braveblue
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(12/28/2014) [-]
It's my birthday as well let's have some fun!
It's my birthday as well let's have some fun!
#168639 to #168608 - badsamaritan
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(12/28/2014) [-]
Eat a bucket of icecream
#168628 to #168608 - severepwner
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(12/28/2014) [-]
Option 1: Hang out with friends in anyway whatsoever. Even online interaction will do.

Option 2: Just do something special for a change. Go somewhere. If you're feeling adventurous, go to a bar and meet people.
#168624 to #168608 - sirfiiddlesticks
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(12/28/2014) [-]
Well shit man it's my birthday too
#168623 to #168608 - Elk
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(12/28/2014) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** Roll pictures.
#168619 to #168608 - sugoi
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(12/28/2014) [-]
Buy every game on steam.
#168612 to #168608 - delphine
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(12/28/2014) [-]
Well, if you really do feel like you've been wasting your life so far, the best thing to do would be something to change that. Do something worthwhile. Go for hike. Volunteer. Create something. It doesn't have to be great, but start.
#168614 to #168612 - cronos
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(12/28/2014) [-]
Thank you. Although I've done a lot in my life, i still feel like it's all empty and without purpose. I've pretty much done everything I've ever wanted to do and more. There's not much i can think of doing to help, but you're pretty right. Lately the word change has come up a lot for me. Maybe i do need to change something around here.
#168615 to #168614 - delphine
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(12/28/2014) [-]
That might help. I'm sure that your life is not empty at all, but it may feel like that if you're in a rut.
#168607 - advicedude
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(12/28/2014) [-]
Visiting San Diego for the first time alone to finally meet my long distance gf of a year and a few months. Any California tips for someone who lives in the midwest?
#168629 to #168607 - severepwner
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(12/28/2014) [-]
To be honest I can't really think of anything to watch for, but I'm here if you have questions.

One thing. Not sure if this is a nationwide thing, but in many places the buildings are damned cold. It's kind of frustrating. But it's winter now anyways, so you'd have a jacket no matter what I assume.
#168609 to #168607 - marinepenguin
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(12/28/2014) [-]
Things are more expensive there.
#168602 - anon
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(12/28/2014) [-]
I get horrible anxiety that makes me question everything
I don't know why, but the feeling in my gut hurts a lot like a pain, then makes me have weird feelings and thoughts about certain things, mostly my existence like if I should live or not. I don't know why, I don't have a horrible life, and it hurts a lot; also my parents don't pay for therapists anymore because we don't have the money so I don't know what to do.
#168630 to #168602 - severepwner
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(12/28/2014) [-]
It's a pretty broad topic on what you're speaking of, so if you wanted to elaborate on anything in particular I'm here.

One thing, everyone is supposed to live. A lot of times the reasoning is confusing or vague, but always know that you are without a doubt supposed to live. You may not realize it but you either done or are doing important things that make you matter, so there is absolutely no reason that death is even a viable option.

Basically, you just rule out death, that's not an option, so the only option left is to live. Easy.
#168613 to #168602 - delphine
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(12/28/2014) [-]
How much free time do you have? Usually I like to be as busy as possible because it's when you get too idle that negative thoughts can take over. Keeping yourself busy can help keep negative thoughts at bay.
#168572 - grotesqueleaf
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(12/28/2014) [-]
So I decided to break up with my girlfriend. As expected, she asked why, and I told her that it's because I think I'm gay.
She doesn't think this is a "valid" reason to break up, and she wants to stay with me, until I can somehow prove that I in fact am gay.
How would one go about proving that?
#168636 to #168572 - dehumanizer
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(12/28/2014) [-]
>tfw even faggots have gfs now
#168657 to #168636 - grotesqueleaf
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(12/28/2014) [-]
I can be your bf, if you're interested. ;*
#168659 to #168657 - dehumanizer
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(12/28/2014) [-]
gas yourself
#168669 to #168659 - grotesqueleaf
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(12/28/2014) [-]
I am sad now
#168631 to #168572 - severepwner
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(12/28/2014) [-]
So, you're positive you're gay? You don't sound sure.
#168649 to #168631 - grotesqueleaf
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(12/28/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure I'm gay. But I'm not used to referring to myself as a gay person.
Honestly I haven't ever cared much my sexual orientation until recently. I've never cared about it.
#168689 to #168649 - severepwner
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(12/29/2014) [-]
I mean it seems kinda drastic to break up with someone for a reason you're not quite sure of.
#168616 to #168572 - iridium
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(12/28/2014) [-]
Hows about instead of that, just tell her you want to break up with her. Fuck her opinion on what a "valid reason to break up" is. And if she says anything back, just tell her she isn't in charge of your feelings.
#168596 to #168572 - advicedude
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(12/28/2014) [-]
Stop! I like boys! VINE
#168600 to #168596 - sugoi
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(12/28/2014) [-]
Best course of action right here.
#168579 to #168572 - silverzepher
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(12/28/2014) [-]
So you have your sexy Latin lover yet? if not i mean you could always fuck an exhibitionist in front of her.
#168587 to #168579 - grotesqueleaf
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(12/28/2014) [-]
What on earth?
#168589 to #168587 - silverzepher
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(12/28/2014) [-]
you asked, if she doesn't believe you after that you might want to get.a restraining order
#168593 to #168589 - grotesqueleaf
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(12/28/2014) [-]
That will be my last resort, thank you.
#168594 to #168593 - silverzepher
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(12/28/2014) [-]
banging the sex in front of her, or the restraining order?
#168595 to #168594 - grotesqueleaf
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(12/28/2014) [-]
The sex first, possibly. And then the restraining order.
#168598 to #168595 - silverzepher
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(12/28/2014) [-]
i like the way you think
#168576 to #168572 - awesomerninjathing
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(12/28/2014) [-]
wow what a bitch
#168586 to #168576 - grotesqueleaf
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(12/28/2014) [-]
You're quite right
#168573 to #168572 - teoberry
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(12/28/2014) [-]
you dont. if you're gay you're gay. tell her to fuck off and respect your choices
#168584 to #168573 - grotesqueleaf
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(12/28/2014) [-]
I guess that's what I should do. She's just so difficult and manipulative that I don't know how.
#168588 to #168584 - teoberry
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(12/28/2014) [-]
i know your feel. in my experience you have to be straight up with manipulative chicks and call them out on it. my ex told me once after a fight she was spoiled and manipulative and I held it against her ever since. I was sort of the in the same position, I'm straight but I wasn't sure if a relationship was for me. When she told me I was doing it because I hated her and I just wanted to fuck other girls without consequences, I stuck to my guns, and she gave up that spiel and started talking about how much she loved me and how she was literally crying rn (she wasn't). I ignored it, told her I feel sorry for what I'm doing but she has to nut up and accept it. She stopped talking to me for three days and I got a couple angry texts from her sister, and after the 3 days she texted me a nice apology paragraph once she realized I was holding out. Manipulative ledez are dangerous. Just stick to your guns man and do what's right for you. Best of luck.
#168592 to #168588 - grotesqueleaf
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(12/28/2014) [-]
Thank you so much. This is really helpful. I think I'll get out of this relationship very soon.
#168569 - beatmasterz
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(12/28/2014) [-]
Can I find someone online with only:

-her first name
-the state she lives in
-the fact that she's black
-the fact that she visits a university
#168604 to #168569 - hoponthefeelstrain
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(12/28/2014) [-]
idk if you can find someone with the information of their skin color. Just sayin
#168603 to #168569 - rereviven
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(12/28/2014) [-]
Do you know any of her usernames to a website?
#168582 to #168569 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx
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(12/28/2014) [-]
Facebook?
#168580 to #168569 - silverzepher
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(12/28/2014) [-]
Maybe, you would do better with a name current Ares, and estimate on age. and go to 411
#168577 to #168569 - awesomerninjathing
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(12/28/2014) [-]
do you know what she looks like?

go on facebook advanced search, type her name, search by state, and look through the girls
#168578 to #168577 - beatmasterz
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(12/28/2014) [-]
I don't think I can search by state
#168570 to #168569 - derpityhurr
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(12/28/2014) [-]
you prolly know the university she goes to based on the state
if the name is really black or just unique it won't be too hard
#168574 to #168570 - beatmasterz
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(12/28/2014) [-]
there are a fuckton of universities in maryland
#168575 to #168574 - derpityhurr
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(12/28/2014) [-]
try them all
if you want you can PM me the name and i can help
#168556 - aeaduzb
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(12/27/2014) [-]
Me and my ex broke up one week ago and since then i've been jerking off 3 to 4 times a day, that's a lot i know. Any good advice on how to break this habit?
#168632 to #168556 - severepwner
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(12/28/2014) [-]
I had the same problem when I was playing Mass Effect. Always encountering sexual relating bullshit, and had to fap all the time. Other times if I'm doing something like say, playing a game with no sexual content in it, I find I can go 2 or 3 days without fapping.

If it's that much of a problem for you, keep what you're doing away from the topic of sex. But really it's not a big deal, you do what you gotta do.
#168601 to #168556 - squalllionhart
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(12/28/2014) [-]
put hot sauce on your hands
#168581 to #168556 - silverzepher
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(12/28/2014) [-]
Just accept your private time, it isn't s bad thing, even nanna touches herself
#168567 to #168556 - focalanemo
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(12/28/2014) [-]
willpower
#168566 to #168556 - jinzedmzxa
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(12/28/2014) [-]
Eat banana.
#168539 - malikiw
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(12/27/2014) [-]
Can y'all help me?

/www gofundme /share-id.
#168538 - anon
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(12/27/2014) [-]
Friend who uses to do pranks calls me telling they had an accident and If I could call an ambulance for them.

I don't buy it and tell him the number so he can call itself, just to make sure that, if it's a prank, I'm being of help too.

But anyway I still don't believe him, and his friends will go along with it so they will try to make me think that there was an accident.

What do?
#168544 to #168538 - anon
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(12/27/2014) [-]
This is fuckin poorly written. I'm same anon, I'll try again:

Friend who uses to do phone pranks calls me telling he and some friends had an accident and If I could call an ambulance for them.

I don't buy it and tell him the number so he can call himself, just to make sure that,even if it's a prank, I'm being of help too.

But anyway I still don't believe him, and his friends will go along with it so they will try to make me think that there was an accident.

What do to not be seem as a fool?
#168633 to #168544 - severepwner
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(12/28/2014) [-]
It's pretty retarded.

I don't really see why someone would need a middleman to call an emergency service.
#168617 to #168544 - iridium
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(12/28/2014) [-]
I think you've figured it out by now, but:

If he has a phone and calls you before calling an ambulance, with a phone, saying you need to use your phone instead of him using his, he's lying.
#168534 - charizarddad ONLINE
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(12/27/2014) [-]
i bought an SSD off of best buys website on the 24th, then i get an email the 26th saying its on backorder. i want to cancel it and just buy it somewhere else but the payment already came out of my bank account(even though my order says my payments hasnt been validated) the day i ordered it. im worried that if i cancel it i wont get my money back. what do?
#168583 to #168534 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx
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(12/28/2014) [-]
Cancel it and Email them.
#168540 to #168534 - malikiw
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(12/27/2014) [-]
You cancel it and if u don't get your money back you call the
#168568 to #168540 - focalanemo
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(12/28/2014) [-]
Call what?
Call what?