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#170200 - notred
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(01/09/2015) [-]
Anyone know how to report a moderator for harassment? I can't get access to admins profile. I'm not exactly sure where to take it.
#170243 to #170200 - posttwo
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(01/09/2015) [-]
You can report a moderator for harrasment by sending me a PM or filling out the complaint form: funnyjunk.com/moderation+complaints/
#170246 to #170243 - notred
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(01/09/2015) [-]
I filled out the form.
#170248 to #170246 - wrinklynewt
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#170247 to #170246 - wrinklynewt ONLINE
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(01/09/2015) [-]
you would really rather do this than tell me what i did


geez, how bad was it?
#170239 to #170200 - minutes ONLINE
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(01/09/2015) [-]
No need for a report here. Your options:
1. Continue like you do now (which is stupid since you don't like how it is)
2. Talk everything out with him, tell him why you were ignoring him, maybe 'save' the friendship
3. Tell him why and tell him to fuck off
4. Just remove him from your friend lists and continue to ignore him
#170241 to #170239 - wrinklynewt ONLINE
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(01/09/2015) [-]
completely agree. if he does any of these i will not pursue it further

if i do i will resign as moderator. thats how serious i am
#170201 to #170200 - wrinklynewt ONLINE
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(01/09/2015) [-]
this isn't about me being a moderator, don't even pretend it is

i've tried contacting you in multiple other other ways, and still gotten ignored
#170204 to #170201 - notred
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(01/09/2015) [-]
#170205 to #170204 - notred
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(01/09/2015) [-]
#170202 to #170201 - notred
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(01/09/2015) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/Looking+for+a+mod+or+two/text/5415100/

It says right there no being an asshole. I've clearly taken steps to ignoring you yet you continue to pester and harass me. Also on several accounts admin has also said that mods aren't suppose to start drama. So stop.
#170207 to #170202 - wrinklynewt ONLINE
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(01/09/2015) [-]
drama is on a large scale
this is one on one, unless you are going to be the one to make this larger

in which case you would be the one starting drama

why not just tell me what this is about
#170203 to #170202 - notred
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(01/09/2015) [-]
Using your moderator powers to stalk me no less.
#170211 to #170203 - wrinklynewt ONLINE
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(01/09/2015) [-]
yes, because being able to see that you are online on steam and on skype is using my moderator abilities on FJ

you're the one who has kept me on your friends list, and not deleted me from anything, nor have you told me to stop


you've simply done nothing
#170213 to #170211 - notred
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(01/09/2015) [-]
Then stop now.
#170214 to #170213 - wrinklynewt ONLINE
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(01/09/2015) [-]
fine, i shall stop talking to you as soon as you tell me what started this
#170230 to #170214 - spookyexplain
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(01/09/2015) [-]
Literally just leave them alone, why do you need to know shit? Seriously, just fuck off
#170232 to #170230 - wrinklynewt ONLINE
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(01/09/2015) [-]
why do i need to know?

me and him had a fantastic friendship (and more) going for three years

then at the very height of it he just stops talking to me? no reason?

then he ignores me. he doesn't remove me from FJ, he doesn't remove me from steam, he doesn't remove me from skype, and he doesn't delete the conversation on kik

wouldn't you want to know why?

oh, and now he posts all of this out in public so that people with no idea what they are talking about can look at all of the messages i sent him over the course of a MONTH condensed into 6 screenshots, so that I look like the bad guy

THAT is why i deserve to know why he stopped talking to me
#170316 to #170232 - confusedasian
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(01/10/2015) [-]
I know what that's like. Getting the cold shoulder for no reason and being ignored. It took me a while, but after some time I just ended all contact with them. They didn't want to talk so be it. I just left and didn't really care about them anymore. I'd suggest the same. I wouldn't hold them against it if I were you. Looking back at them, I'm still angry and hate them all. You should move on though. To this day, I still don't know what I did wrong. Pisses me off, but I can't change it so I just move on.
#170233 to #170232 - spookyexplain
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(01/09/2015) [-]
Give him some space, maybe something outside of the computer is affecting his life, and hounding him does not help
#170236 to #170233 - wrinklynewt ONLINE
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(01/09/2015) [-]
uh, no, i very much doubt that

because, at the same time that he is ignoring me (for whatever reason he has) he is:
still posting on FJ, on many boards nearly every day
and playing steam games for many hours

so i doubt that something outside of the internet is affecting him

and once again, all of this is just because he won't type out one sentence saying why, or remove me from anything (and i am STILL on his friends list right now btw)

but yeah, i'mthe one to blame. right
#170237 to #170236 - spookyexplain
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(01/09/2015) [-]
god damn, he doesnt want to fucking talk to you, get over it
#170240 to #170237 - wrinklynewt ONLINE
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(01/09/2015) [-]
yeah

i don't think i will

not until i hear why, or until he stops me, which he has every possible way to do so

he can very easily delete me from his friends list, and even block me
being a moderator doesn't let me reply to people if they block me, and being mentioned by people you have blocked won't give you a notification

for whatever reason he is keeping me as his friend

i promise on my title as a mod, i will not use any of my mod powers to do anything
#170314 to #170240 - tikitaco
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(01/10/2015) [-]
Maybe recalling the last time you spoke to him could give you insight into what's going on? Did you guys end the last conversation you had on bad terms? Plus, just because he's on FJ and playing games for many hours doesn't mean that something couldn't be affecting his life. You never know Sorry if I just barged in on this drama, but I read this thread and thought I could help in some way.
#170334 to #170314 - wrinklynewt ONLINE
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(01/10/2015) [-]
we ended the conversation on great terms, we were laughing about stuff and even planning to meet up one day, then this all happened
#170335 to #170334 - tikitaco
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(01/10/2015) [-]
This is all really weird. All I can interpret is that it seems like something either outside of FJ or some personal change has happened that has made him act like this. I recommend giving him some space for right now rather than pestering him. Even though it doesn't seem like it's fair that he's just randomly "done", but irking him isn't going to solve much. Wait for him to approach you to tell you what's wrong. If you love something, set it free, If it loves you enough it will come back.
#170199 - chewythewolftwo
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(01/09/2015) [-]
Who here is familiar with getting small loans? I need to build a credit score. I'm 20, will be living home for the foreseeable future, have a good and very secure job, and want to take out a 10,000+/- dollar loan to finish up a few racecar projects, and then pay it all back within a year or so to build my credit score. Anyone have some advice for me?
Who here is familiar with getting small loans? I need to build a credit score. I'm 20, will be living home for the foreseeable future, have a good and very secure job, and want to take out a 10,000+/- dollar loan to finish up a few racecar projects, and then pay it all back within a year or so to build my credit score. Anyone have some advice for me?
#170195 - advicedude
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(01/09/2015) [-]
What do you do when it isn't a fart? Please help.
#170217 to #170195 - nonbenderinlife
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(01/09/2015) [-]
Run to the closest restroom you can find while first making sure there's enough paper there. After you're done cleaning the mess take a hot, long and meaningfull shower wondering why the gods have failed you. After that, wipe your tears, punch a hole in a wall (To make up for crying) and reset that memory off your brain.
#170294 to #170217 - phoenixforger
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(01/10/2015) [-]
You seem to have plenty of experience in the field.
#170179 - anon
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(01/09/2015) [-]
Anyone got any safe online links to watch Big Hero 6 in decent qualitiy?
Its still not even in cinema's in my country
#170315 to #170179 - tikitaco
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(01/10/2015) [-]
Not sure if you're still here, but here it is.

vodlocker.com/g9r41cf56uvk
#170350 to #170315 - harbingerwolf
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(01/11/2015) [-]
You beautiful bastard, thanks man ^_^
#170176 - xxkosukexx
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(01/09/2015) [-]
Should i get a tattoo on my wrist or nah? I'm a really slim and lean guy so will it hurt more?
#170306 to #170176 - dehumanizer
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(01/10/2015) [-]
>2015   
>getting a tatoo
>2015
>getting a tatoo
#170177 to #170176 - zarnvendk
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(01/09/2015) [-]
If we had pictures of you and the tattoo you intend to get we might be able to help and find out wether or not it would look cool. The pain shouldn't matter in the big perspective of having a tattoo that makes you happy for life.
#170178 to #170177 - xxkosukexx
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(01/09/2015) [-]
SImilar to this dude i wanna get firey background on my lower fore arm to my wrist adn i wanna get my birthday in roman numerals across the top of wrist.
#170180 to #170178 - zarnvendk
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(01/09/2015) [-]
My experience with tattoos is that you have to be really careful especially if you're skinny as it is really difficult to make it look good. The theme is your choice but i'd recommend you to get something of real significanse to you. You know, something that you'll look at and remember some values or an important life event. I've seen a lot of really pretty tattoos but i have also seen some god awful ones where people see them and try to hold their pokerface. Be really sure before you get it and see a proper artist you know and trust.
#170183 to #170180 - xxkosukexx
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(01/09/2015) [-]
Thanks man
#170173 - vortexrain
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(01/09/2015) [-]
How would I subtract an improper fraction from a fraction with unlike denominators? 8/9 - 11/7. Would I have to make 11/7 an improper fraction first? If so, where would I go from there?
#170175 to #170173 - zachariaseverlivin
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(01/09/2015) [-]
convert both into fractions with the same denominator.

your abswer should be a negative fraction
#170187 to #170175 - vortexrain
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(01/09/2015) [-]
Also, I was told that negative fractions were a no-no.
#170186 to #170175 - vortexrain
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(01/09/2015) [-]
It's my little brother's math problem. Why would a fourth grader be doing something like negative fractions, when I never dealt with them at all when I was in school?
#170188 to #170186 - zachariaseverlivin
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(01/09/2015) [-]
8/9 is less than 1 while 11/7 is more than one

so you are taking more than one from less than one

resulting in a negative number

in your example 8/9 is 56/63 while 11/7 is 77/63

resulting in 56-77 = -21/63 simplified is -1/3
#170189 to #170188 - vortexrain
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(01/09/2015) [-]
Thanks man, it's just weird that kids would be doing this crap when I didn't do it ten years ago.
#170191 to #170189 - zachariaseverlivin
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(01/09/2015) [-]
the 11/7 is 99/63 not 77/63


the final answer is -43/63

www.mathway.com/

this website is useful for helping with math problems
#170190 to #170189 - zachariaseverlivin
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(01/09/2015) [-]
also im wrong...im pretty bad at math lol
#170162 - anon
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(01/09/2015) [-]
Hey guys, i'm back again. Earlier this week a posted how i wanted to get over my ex, and i really haven't made much progress. For the past 3 years, she has been my best friend, and it kills me to lose her. On my birthday, just days before new years, she left me and hasn't spoken to me but once. I honestly miss her a lot, and don't really know what to do. I'm probably a fool for trying to go back to her, but i don't know what to do. She was my everything, you know? I just don't want to lose my best friend. She's all i've got...or had. Part of me wishes i suddenly had amnesia so i could just forget it all. I loved her. I loved her family. I loved the life we had together...and now its just over. Could someone just like tell me what to do? Its hard trying to not think about her. I feel pretty lost right now. I'm kind of heading to bed after this, but i'll come back. Right now Fj is all i've got to keep me going.
#170301 to #170162 - anon
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(01/10/2015) [-]
on your birthday? royally tell them to go fuck themselves and never have correspondance with them again.
#170171 to #170162 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx
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(01/09/2015) [-]
Move on...
Some advice from a friend of mine:
"... Thing with the first girl is, if something is taken from you, it leaves a hole. The only way to fill up that hole is to replace it with a stronger bond. Many young girls respond to that by constantly forming a new bond. Before the 'comedown' of the current one. (IE constantly chasing the 'rush' of a new love) Once the 'new' wears off, she needs more. It's a wound that's created when you form a bond with someone, and it doesn't go the other way.

... If you're just isolated from your surroundings like most regular people, you'll never know what you're missing...

... I'm not Chad from across the street catching tins of diet coke mowing the lawn. I'm [just some scrawny white kid]. The thing is, such things make no difference in the first place if you have that kind of connection [with someone]...

... Look for that feeling of "too good to be true," The feeling you'd get when a really hot girl gives you her phone number and you think there must be something behind it. Instead of shutting it all out, try being absolutely gullible. Just assume lies do not exist. It'll leave you vulnerable and exposed, but also completely open to anyone truly looking for you and no-one else.

To put it in Youtube terms: "Broadcast yourself"

So in any case, if someone catches you 'off guard;' you won't want to shield yourself from those around you, neither should you shield off yourself. (As in, hold yourself back) If you think "I shouldn't say that" or "That'll just sound weird," just dump it all out; It's like natural selection, anyone that you DON'T scare off right away is nothing if not valuable to know. It's like the "be true to yourself" gag, but take it up a notch. Say it anyway.

Main thing is, try to shine out as much of 'you' as you possibly can. And if anyone at all is drawn in closer by that, you've at least found a valuable friend. You know, the kind that just sticks around without any "expiry" date."
#170163 to #170162 - anon
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(01/09/2015) [-]
Honestly a really big part of me doesn't want to end everything with her, and try to find a way to at last stay friends. But...there's this tiny part of me that says i should just give up and left the past go. If she doesn't want anything to do with me then that's on her...but still. I just don't know man. I feel so childish for not knowing what to do. What do you do when you lose the girl of your dreams? The chick who said she'd be with you till the end of the world. heck we even joked around about getting married before. Man this is hard. Sorry, guys. I just don't have anywhere else to vent out to.
#170166 to #170163 - anon
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(01/09/2015) [-]
Don't stay friends. Cut all contact. Only way you'll get over it.
#170157 - shinymew
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(01/09/2015) [-]
I need some help. If you get Social Security Survivor Benefits for being underage when one parent passes away, can you still get a part-time job and keep the benefits?
#170159 to #170157 - notred
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(01/09/2015) [-]
Ask them.
#170152 - blockcube
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(01/09/2015) [-]
I want to fuck people now. I need advice.
#170174 to #170152 - sundip
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(01/09/2015) [-]
Ketamine.
#170156 to #170152 - awesomerninjathing
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(01/09/2015) [-]
craigslist personals...?
#170154 to #170152 - anon
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(01/09/2015) [-]
well you're going to need to find someone who is willing. clubs, bars or events of somekind are places you might find someone. depends if you're looking for a fuck or a relationship.
#170145 - albertjester
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(01/09/2015) [-]
ok, i shall bare my idiocy for all to see. how do you do this new video upload thing? ie so it actualy plays here on fj, rather than just acting as a link to youtube?
#170151 to #170145 - anon
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(01/09/2015) [-]
you mean webm?

you need to download them and then just upload it like a picture. there's a little arrow in a box, click it and it will download the clip. you can also upload MP4 files.
#170155 to #170151 - albertjester
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(01/09/2015) [-]
ta very much
#170128 - ainsley
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(01/09/2015) [-]
Is it douchey to get a memorial tattoo for a deceased pet?
I'm thinking of getting something like this on my inner bicep for my pal Bandit that I lost recently.
I wanted something small and simple, yet cool and not douchey. Something that I won't regret a year or 2 down the line.
Thoughts?
#170250 to #170128 - focalanemo
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(01/09/2015) [-]
It's nice that you want to do something memorial for your pet, but I wouldn't recommend a tattoo. Some people can easily judge you for that. If you already have tattoos it isn't douchy at all
#170181 to #170128 - harbingerwolf
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(01/09/2015) [-]
Doesnt sound douchy in the slightest, actually sounds like a nice memorial.
#170182 to #170181 - ainsley
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(01/09/2015) [-]
Thanks! Think I'm gonna go ahead and do it
#170184 to #170182 - harbingerwolf
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(01/09/2015) [-]
Nice, and i dont think the time you spent with an animal makes any difference to how big an impact they can leave on your life, i was just a fucking wreck when we lost a 6 month kitten as when we lost a cat from old age.
#170185 to #170184 - ainsley
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(01/09/2015) [-]
Well said. Going to check out a few different tattoo parlors next week. Definitely thinking I want it on my right inner bicep facing outward. I'm thinking like 2 1/2 inches tall, 1 3/4 inches across. I think it'll look nice.
#170138 to #170128 - fistfireace
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(01/09/2015) [-]
Not douchey at all, in my opinion. It shows that you loved your pet and a friend, if you think him that way. . But yeah, like That One Guy said, if you don't think you'll dislike it, then go for it.
#170141 to #170138 - ainsley
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(01/09/2015) [-]
Yea, I know for sure I like the thought of getting a tattoo with meaning.
But I also know that it is a commitment. It's permanent and costs a pretty penny, so even though I like it, I'd just rather get some opinions on the tattoo.
So, in your opinion, does the meaning behind it justify me getting the tattoo?
and do you think the picture I posted would be a good tattoo to represent it?
#170144 to #170141 - fistfireace
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(01/09/2015) [-]
Yes, and I really like the tattoo. I think it look nice.
#170147 to #170144 - ainsley
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(01/09/2015) [-]
Yea. I was thinking of getting it on my bicep, with the face facing outward towards my hand, like he's guarding over me and watching out for me.
#170148 to #170147 - fistfireace
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(01/09/2015) [-]
Sounds like a good idea. I'd do it.
#170149 to #170148 - ainsley
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(01/09/2015) [-]
Thanks for the input
#170150 to #170149 - fistfireace
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(01/09/2015) [-]
No problem.
#170134 to #170128 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx
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(01/09/2015) [-]
How long did you have the dog?
Also, a general rule of thumb for tattoos is to frame the design you want up on a wall in front of your bed -- If you can deal waking up to it ever day for a year, without disliking it, then go ahead and get the tattoo.
#170136 to #170134 - ainsley
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(01/09/2015) [-]
He passed away of cancer at the young age of 4. I understand that I didn't spend much time with him, but throughout my life, despite being a huge dog person, I haven't owned very many dogs. My dad taught me to appreciate the time you spend with a dog because, while they're only present for a fraction of their life, you're present for the entirety of theirs. So Bandit was my first dog in years and will also be my last dog for years. So, while I may not have gotten a full life span with him, I treasure the time I DID get to spend with him and want to memorialize it and have something to remind me of him everywhere I go.
#170137 to #170136 - ainsley
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(01/09/2015) [-]
they're only present for a fraction of YOUR life*** typo
#170131 to #170128 - anon
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(01/09/2015) [-]
I wouldn't suggest something like a paw or whatever, that might make people think you're a furry but you get get a name in a banner type thing. perhaps a small portrait of him if you want to, something that's not bigger than a few centimes sqaure area.
#170132 to #170131 - ainsley
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(01/09/2015) [-]
The picture above is what I was thinking. On my inner bicep.
#170135 to #170132 - anon
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(01/09/2015) [-]
how about you get that and have his name below it? in a nice script.
#170139 to #170135 - ainsley
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(01/09/2015) [-]
Still debating that one
#170142 to #170139 - anon
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(01/09/2015) [-]
it's entirely up to you.

just keep in mind that it will be on your skin forever (unless you get expensive removal treatment). do what that guy said and print it out and put it somewhere, if you still like after 6 or more months, get it.
#170124 - pixmantle
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(01/09/2015) [-]
Relationship advice, read this: heartiste.wordpress.com/the-sixteen-commandments-of-poon/
Read the article, bookmark the site for later, don't be beta.
#170196 to #170124 - pixmantle
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(01/09/2015) [-]
iridium xXThatxOnexGuyXx hirollin, would any of you like to discuss this further? I left this post before I went to bed, so I couldn't respond to you guys.
#170161 to #170124 - iridium
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(01/09/2015) [-]
This is satire right? I mean it even uses the word "irrational" to describe it.
#170172 to #170161 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx
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(01/09/2015) [-]
I'd hope so.
#170158 to #170124 - hirollin
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(01/09/2015) [-]
advice so bad it made me chuckle.
advice so bad it made me chuckle.
#170160 to #170158 - murrlogic
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(01/09/2015) [-]
>The state of this woman's attire

Logic would guess this woman is rich and drinks champagne glasses of poor people's tears
#170146 to #170124 - pixmantle
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(01/09/2015) [-]
youlostthegame
#170116 - vultro
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(01/09/2015) [-]
Could someone tell me how to roll numbers in the new system? I would appreciate that greatly!
#170118 to #170116 - anon
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(01/09/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll 1, 1-9*"**
**anonymous rolls 2**

if I did it right.....

what you do is, * roll X, x-x *
X=number
#170122 to #170118 - vultro
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(01/09/2015) [-]
Thanks so much, I fucked it up but I know what to do now thanks!
#170121 to #170118 - vultro
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(01/09/2015) [-]
**vultro used "*roll 2, 10-99*"**
**vultro rolls 39**
**vultro rolls 94**
#170123 to #170121 - anon
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(01/09/2015) [-]
oh I forgot to mention, the first number you put dictates how many numbers are rolled. like your comment above it rolled 2 numbers. make sense?
#170130 to #170123 - vultro
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(01/09/2015) [-]
Yeah thanks again
#170114 - anon
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(01/09/2015) [-]
Anyone know how to stop the pain post-nosebleed?
My nostril is really dry, itchy, and kinda hurts. I almost never get nosebleeds, so I don't know what to do
#170125 to #170114 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx
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(01/09/2015) [-]
Vaseline, man.
Also, next time you get a nosebleed pinch the highlighted area in the pic.
It'll decrease the blood flow.
#170115 to #170114 - anon
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(01/09/2015) [-]
Try cleaning it with a wet tissue, get rid of any left over blood. if it's really bad you should ask your doctor but if it's not that bad, just leave it alone and don't touch it.
#170113 - anon
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(01/09/2015) [-]
I drew a cartoon in support of Charlie Hebdo and I want to post it but I worried that if I post it and it spreads (with my name on it) I might be a potential target.   
   
should I post it?
I drew a cartoon in support of Charlie Hebdo and I want to post it but I worried that if I post it and it spreads (with my name on it) I might be a potential target.

should I post it?
#170198 to #170113 - serhiy
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(01/09/2015) [-]
post it with the name of your enemy
#170153 to #170113 - foreveranonymous
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(01/09/2015) [-]
You could unwatermark your image, watermark it with a fake name, or post it under a pseudo-account
#170133 to #170113 - cowcubrub
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(01/09/2015) [-]
Post it under a pen-name.
#170126 to #170113 - awesomerninjathing
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a target to who, fucking al-qaeda? don't worry
#170127 to #170126 - anon
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(01/09/2015) [-]
it's the copy cats who are the problem.
#170110 - frozo
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So I have a really close friend that was a girl. Pretty much everyone knew she liked me, and she went for me pretty hard through our mutual good friends. I asked her out with a mutual understanding, then through some stuff her family told her to break up. She broke up maybe a week ago. I was more or less over her as she acted sort of detached from me, and it irked me heavily. I was about to break up with her, but she brought it up first. I pretty much agreed to it without question (which irked her slightly), and we promised to be friends.

Today, a bunch of my friends went through my phone while I was going for a leak. She said that she changed something "that I'd miss eventually". I didn't know what it was until I tried to snapchat her something, when I realized her name wasn't on my contact list.

What's her problem? Do I add her back? I'm about to play the waiting game and do jack shit until she makes a move because this is bullshit.
#170111 to #170110 - marinepenguin
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(01/09/2015) [-]
She's playing games. Wait that shit out.
#170112 to #170111 - frozo
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I did, and we're in negotiations. All good
#170107 - anon
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I am in serious need of some opinions here...

I was initially planning to visit Japan with a friend next summer. However he bailed on me for academical and economical reasons so I now face this dilemma:

Either I go to Japan alone or with another friend; I imagine going along can't be too bad since I was mostly planning on seeing all of the cities them self and going out meeting people at night. If I go with a friend I'll have to find one I'm comfortable traveling with, and especilly to this kind of place...

If not I could spend my money on two/one festival/s which I would greatly enjoy and also on top of that some trip inside of europe and also spend some time at home inbetween.

Lastly I have the opportunity to to work nearly the entire summer and not just make a little but quite much, then I would however have to skip the festivals since they're in the middle of the summer. This could lead to an even longer trip later on and I would probably be able to go to Hong Kong too... Watdo
#170117 to #170107 - dildoes
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i'd either look for someone you're positive you could go with, or just go alone.
#170103 - lazycloud ONLINE
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Hey glorious faggot brethren. Britfag Lazycloud here. I was hoping for some advice regarding a girl (how original) which is tearing me up. Me being a bit of a beta I did not ask her out when I could have, but I'm in a better place now on some soul lifting anxiety meds and a better not give a fuck attitude. I feel good about my self and my self esteem is near it's highest ever. So I KNOW I could have asked her out now. I really really crush on her but I'm not deluded into thinking she's perfect or putting her on a pedestal so I think that is a good mindset. The problem is that she has been living abroad as a third year uni placement thing. I realised that she will be going back for more than 7 months this year. I feel terrible. I've missed my chance. I don't know whether to contact her on fb, (but i'd much rather do it face to face. Or should I forget about her. I know a few girls but they are either taken or just bitchy or really wierd. What should i do?
#170106 to #170103 - girrafalopegis
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If she's really that important to you, so important that it keeps you up at night or you find yourself thinking about her 20+ during the day, then hey, shoot her a message, or keep her in the back of your head so you can talk to her in person when you can in the future.  Ask if you can even write letters, it's the most personal thing you can do behind skyping and actually seeing them in person.   
   
I've had a girl like that, where I couldn't see her for the entire summer (small in comparison to your 7 months), did end up getting with other girls, but I still deep down really liked her. After the summer was up (and we did talk on FB and by letter), we got together like I wanted.    
   
But there are always better girls out there. Trust me. The expression "There are a lot of fish in the sea" or whatever, is an understatement. Grab some buddies and go hunting for some tail. There are always single girls, better girls, that can get you out of a slump. Rather hard to do if you are somewhat caught up in someone else I suppose.    
   
I'd say that you should do these two things, and I'm serious.    
   
1. Stay off your meds for a day to see if its impacting your opinion of her (making you care more or less about how you feel about her). You want to have an unbiased opinion of how you see her, and how you see YOU with her.    
   
2. Jack off. You want the most un-horny, realistic, and brainy interpretation of how you feel about her, not feelings that are coming from your willy. I sometimes make snapchats and texts that I feel like my dick typed, so this may apply to you.    
   
Hopefully this helped. I'm not the best advice giver, but I'm just trying to give back to the board that helps me all the time.
If she's really that important to you, so important that it keeps you up at night or you find yourself thinking about her 20+ during the day, then hey, shoot her a message, or keep her in the back of your head so you can talk to her in person when you can in the future. Ask if you can even write letters, it's the most personal thing you can do behind skyping and actually seeing them in person.

I've had a girl like that, where I couldn't see her for the entire summer (small in comparison to your 7 months), did end up getting with other girls, but I still deep down really liked her. After the summer was up (and we did talk on FB and by letter), we got together like I wanted.

But there are always better girls out there. Trust me. The expression "There are a lot of fish in the sea" or whatever, is an understatement. Grab some buddies and go hunting for some tail. There are always single girls, better girls, that can get you out of a slump. Rather hard to do if you are somewhat caught up in someone else I suppose.

I'd say that you should do these two things, and I'm serious.

1. Stay off your meds for a day to see if its impacting your opinion of her (making you care more or less about how you feel about her). You want to have an unbiased opinion of how you see her, and how you see YOU with her.

2. Jack off. You want the most un-horny, realistic, and brainy interpretation of how you feel about her, not feelings that are coming from your willy. I sometimes make snapchats and texts that I feel like my dick typed, so this may apply to you.

Hopefully this helped. I'm not the best advice giver, but I'm just trying to give back to the board that helps me all the time.
#170108 to #170106 - lazycloud ONLINE
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Thanks man I really appreciate the advice. I liked her the same before the medication, all that's done is help my confidence and the permanent knots in my stomach. Also it's definitely not just physical as she'd probs like a 7/10 for most people, she's really lovely and has a unique personality.

But I think I'll do what you said and keep the girl at the back of my mind somewhere until she returns. I can think of other women and I will try and find other gorgeous girls in the meantime. Thanks for your help bro!
#170109 to #170108 - girrafalopegis
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No problem on the advice. It's always my pleasure to be able to help someone, even if it's a little bit.

Good to know that you're liking her for sincere reasons, and not anything medication related. That's a good start, and definitely seems like a fair enough reason to wait.

While you're waiting, hang out with your buddies and go to parties or something. Practice a new hobby. There are a few things that can happen with this, all pretty awesome if you ask me.

1. You go meet new girls, and end up getting with some or whatever, and nothing long term happens from it. Maybe you get over the girl.
2. You go meet new girls, and meet one that you like even more than Mrs. Longterm. Now you have a new gal, and you're potentially on the road to getting over the old.
3. You get with new girls, and do so until Mrs. Longterm comes back. Now, when she comes back, you'll be ready with all the new practice so to speak ;)


Glad I could help. Take it easy broseph.
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#170164 to #170098 - anon
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What the other guy said, man! Take her on dates, appeal to her feminine side. Make her feel like she's the most important girl in the world, and then at the end of the day, F her like it's her birthday.

Sex is just as important in solving this problem as it was causing it. Every time you make love, make it about her. Do everything within your power to make it amazing for her (doing this actually makes sex better for you too).

Keep in mind, that sex part is only meant to compliment the emotional part. The key is emotional connection
#170100 to #170098 - minutes ONLINE
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Do romantic stuff with her. Get her romantic gifts, not like some really expensive thing of gold, i am talking about something that has a big symbolic value.
Maybe there is something you did on your first date or a small thing you won at a cirmes whatever. Anything that is connected with your early feelings for each other.
#170102 to #170100 - youlosthegame
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#170168 to #170102 - minutes ONLINE
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No problem.