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User avatar #108408 - heraske ONLINE (12/23/2013) [-]
Be me, 2 years in depression
>First chick I ask out, rejected
>Second chick is cyberrelationship, which now she hates me, for almost 2 years now
>third chick lied to, but still am friends with her (only person who actually talks to me really)
>fourth chick keeps putting me off (or whatever its called) then find out she was going for another guy after obvious statements which meant she liked me
>fifth chick, same deal
>Sick Metal concert, can't go, because of work
>Sick airsoft game, can't go, because of work
>Attempt drivers license, fail by 21 demerit points
>Second atttempt, 0 demerit points
>yay
>tfw no one to drive with, because, once again, life is cock blocking me.
>My car has no ABS, almost slide/drift by accident into a car because roads are icy as FUCK (I was blinded by the ice, which didn't reflect 'till I Got closer), and my wheels locked up, which meant I couldn't steer, so I had to drive straight to the left side, right past the car that was supposed to be going opposite direction. Sit at the curb on the left side, facing the wrong way waiting for oncoming vehicles to clear before driving across, feeling like the biggest dip shit ever, and getting glares by passing drivers.
>Depressed for 2 years, although I'm in denial, sometimes there's good times, but then it just strikes me.
>Last day of school before xmas break, playing scramble in history class. Enough people for 3 games of four people, I'm the odd man out. Decide to finish homework in class, then realize no one offered to include, despite the fact I always try to include, because not being included feels terrible
>Suicidal thoughts, though I wouldn't consider serious
>Every teacher thinks I'm a deadbeat or someshit it seems, though have an 87% average, and haven't missed a minute of a class unexcused. 0/0 days/absents.
>Joining the CAF reserves by end of school so I can get my mind off of other shit and work with people who'll make me effort and put in the same effort as me.
User avatar #108465 to #108408 - feelythefeel (12/23/2013) [-]
Just eat oranges. You'll be k.
User avatar #108440 to #108408 - dragondust (12/23/2013) [-]
It seems like life is always working and revolving around the individual but sometimes bad things just come and go like phases.
I am always terrified that I will get in an accident so I'm not about to say you have it easy, but just hang in there. Something good has to happen eventually.
#108412 to #108408 - heraske ONLINE (12/23/2013) [-]
Rough sketch of what happened.
User avatar #108413 to #108412 - heraske ONLINE (12/23/2013) [-]
I also was going downhill, and turned at about 25 KM/H. Vehicle is also standard. I was going way too fast. my dick is big enough to hit the brake pedal
User avatar #108410 to #108408 - awesomerninjathing (12/23/2013) [-]
maybe you're just over thinking things
User avatar #108418 to #108410 - iridium (12/23/2013) [-]
I second this.
User avatar #108398 - tyrano (12/23/2013) [-]
I just finished a small fap so I went on tumblr and looked up a porn star. I clicked on one of her pictures and a new tab opened up. It was a government site that said i was looking at child porn. I was absolutely not looking at that. the site also knew my state and city and said i had to pay a $300 fine in a week. When I tried to exit a long list came up and said my files and data is now being tracked so i just turned the computer off. I'm so scared that this is real and how am i gonna explain this to my mom if it is real. I just need someone to reassure me that this was fake.
User avatar #108669 to #108398 - loveyameanish (12/24/2013) [-]
It's fake. If it only happens once, it's a prank. If it's reccuring, or locks up your computer, it's a virus. If you happen to have Norton, this is how to get rid of it. If not, this should reassure you that it's not legit and that it's fixable anyway:

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User avatar #108529 to #108398 - thefunnyside (12/23/2013) [-]
Relax, it's not a virus or anything. Any website can effortlessly track down your city and state. If your PC is working fine, then it's nothing. I've heard of this prank before. Relax man, nothings gonna happen.
User avatar #108467 to #108398 - feelythefeel (12/23/2013) [-]
Just eat oranges. You'll be k.
User avatar #108455 to #108398 - faithrider (12/23/2013) [-]
do not listen to the people saying that you can relax just because it is a fake. this really is a virus.
User avatar #108454 to #108398 - faithrider (12/23/2013) [-]
you have a virus. and that ones nasty, the only way i have heard to get rid of that one is to reinstall you operating system... it might be another way, but i work in computer repair, so i doubt it (my boss told me specifically about that one, saying specifically that that one does that and that is the only way he knew of to get rid of it as well...)
User avatar #108442 to #108398 - dragondust (12/23/2013) [-]
Yeah it's like everyone is saying, don't worry about it at all.
You most likely didin't get any viruses and there no way in hell it was legitimate.
User avatar #108406 to #108398 - iridium (12/23/2013) [-]
Completely fake.

You would never get sent something like that through the internet. And Child Pornography is a felony punishable by 5 to 40 years in prison in the US depending on severity, it's not something you can get out of by paying a 300$ fine.

Even if it was legitimately accusing you, they would require solid evidence, which, assuming you don't own any child porn, they can't arrest you without.
User avatar #108407 to #108406 - awesomerninjathing (12/23/2013) [-]
hell, if it was only a 300$ fine, I'd be doing it more often
User avatar #108404 to #108398 - awesomerninjathing (12/23/2013) [-]
you're fucked up bro jesus christ you're fucked m8e oh lord you're so fucked
User avatar #108401 to #108398 - MooseGnome (12/23/2013) [-]
Relax, it's fake. If it were serious, they wouldn't tell you over the computer and give you time to delete any other child porn you may have. Even if it were real, which it's not, you could prove that it's not a serious habit and it was one wrong click.
User avatar #108402 to #108401 - tyrano (12/23/2013) [-]
that makes me feel a lot better.
User avatar #108399 to #108398 - TheGodamnBatman (12/23/2013) [-]
Is it on mac?
I read some stories recently that locked people's computers and wouldn't let them do anything else and the only thing on the screen was a virus that said something along the lines of:

YOU HAVE COMMITED MULTIPLE INTERNET CRIMES
YOU MUST PAY 500$ U.S DOLLARS TO UNLOCK YOUR COMPUTER AND TO NOT BE ARRESTED, YOU HAVE 5 DAYS TO PAY THE FINE OR SEVERAL FBI AGENTS WILL BE SENT TO YOUR HOUSEHOLD TO APPREHEND YOU.

[bullshit FBI seal]
User avatar #108400 to #108399 - TheGodamnBatman (12/23/2013) [-]
OH yeah forgot,thats not the exact message just an example of soemthing similar i read. I cant remember it exactly.
User avatar #108405 to #108400 - goodcheese (12/23/2013) [-]
yea i got it too. i can't close the damn thing though without doing the whole end task thing which also closes all my tabs of porn i had opened up.
#108385 - amnitioe (12/23/2013) [-]
Hi guys! I am a sixteen year old music producer from Norway. I have recently completed my first electro track, and was wondering if you guys could give me some feedback? Am i allowed to post a link to my video here, or is that against the rules?;)
User avatar #108448 to #108385 - advicedude (12/23/2013) [-]
Actually, it is against the rules.
#108372 - anonymous (12/22/2013) [-]
My brother is a crack addict. I love the person that he used to be but he doesn't seem to have any personality left.

He has become a shadow of his former self, it breaks my heart to see him like this. I've talked to him and he says he doesn't want to come off of crack and he says he is beyond help.

Does he really need to reach rock bottom before I can help him?

I don't know what I can do to help.
User avatar #108671 to #108372 - loveyameanish (12/24/2013) [-]
An addict can't be helped until they want to be helped. Forcing someone into rehab before they want to be helped will just lead to relapse. Unfortunately, the most effective way to get him off it for good is to let him hit rock bottom.
User avatar #108468 to #108372 - feelythefeel (12/23/2013) [-]
Tell him to eat oranges. Crack gives a status effect, so he'll be k.
User avatar #108441 to #108372 - dragondust (12/23/2013) [-]
I know it always seems like betrayal, but you have to tell his parents or someone that will get him to rehab.
It does work but you have to help him remember who he was.
#108388 to #108372 - amnitioe (12/23/2013) [-]
Well you could try to convince him to go to a rehab, or force him there.. Or you could have your own kind of rehabilitation, you could like stay with him all the time and make sure he dont do drugs anymore. But to do that, you need to convince him to try and quit drugging himself, and that can be quite hard.. I dont know the situation, but try showing him what he is missing when doing crack, and what he had before he started. Many people do drugs because they are sad/depressed, so you could try and talk to him. Help him in any way possible. I am truely sorry for your brother :/
#108366 - anonymous (12/22/2013) [-]
Need to know a good action or comedy movie to watch
User avatar #108469 to #108366 - feelythefeel (12/23/2013) [-]
The OC is k.
User avatar #108449 to #108366 - advicedude (12/23/2013) [-]
Drive Angry.
User avatar #108409 to #108366 - iridium (12/23/2013) [-]
Blazing Saddles, Airplane, Team America.
#108374 to #108366 - anonymous (12/22/2013) [-]
watch team america, silly as shit...
User avatar #108339 - herblegerble (12/22/2013) [-]
Shit to write on a christmas card to a girlfriend who cringes super easily at anything cute?
User avatar #108470 to #108339 - feelythefeel (12/23/2013) [-]
"Roses are orange,
Violets are orange,
I may have eaten too many oranges,
But at least it was k"
User avatar #108365 to #108339 - rokkarokkaali ONLINE (12/22/2013) [-]
"Let's skip the bullshit and go straight to the real present"
by the time she closes the card have your dick out
Or something about the card not mattering and just skipping straight to the other present, which is not your dick.
User avatar #108356 to #108339 - advicedude (12/22/2013) [-]
No cards. they're lame.
User avatar #108357 to #108356 - herblegerble (12/22/2013) [-]
What's lame about cards? Obviously I've got her a real present too.
User avatar #108359 to #108357 - advicedude (12/22/2013) [-]
If the present is good enough, cards don't matter.
User avatar #108349 to #108339 - misticalz ONLINE (12/22/2013) [-]
wat in fuck É
User avatar #108350 to #108349 - herblegerble (12/22/2013) [-]
u wot m8
User avatar #108340 to #108339 - nigalthornberry (12/22/2013) [-]

Would a song help here or quotes?
User avatar #108341 to #108340 - herblegerble (12/22/2013) [-]
Probably not, no
User avatar #108343 to #108341 - nigalthornberry (12/22/2013) [-]
Anything she likes in particular

Also you could try playing her a song guitars pretty easy you just learn to read a tab and practice the song for a while
#108337 - anonymous (12/22/2013) [-]
So the girl that i've been friends with for years wants to cuddle
Problem is with my dick don't want it to get hard because i think it might creep her out a little She can be dirty sometimes so it may actually help
User avatar #108471 to #108337 - feelythefeel (12/23/2013) [-]
Just eat oranges and you'll be k.
User avatar #108456 to #108337 - faithrider (12/23/2013) [-]
i cuddle with my gf all the time. i tried and failed to hide the awkward boner for a little bit because i thought it'd make it awkward... she doesn't really seem to mind...
User avatar #108439 to #108337 - marinepenguin ONLINE (12/23/2013) [-]
Most girls take it as a compliment. Especially if they have a dirty side to them. You're good.
User avatar #108411 to #108337 - iridium (12/23/2013) [-]
I would think that she knows that if you cuddle you'll probably get a hard-on and doesn't care (hence she asked you), otherwise she's probably clueless.
User avatar #108358 to #108337 - advicedude (12/22/2013) [-]
Don't over think it. Just let the day happen.
User avatar #108346 to #108337 - lemonn (12/22/2013) [-]
I've made a sort of flow chart for cuddling (-> = leads to)

cuddling->sex
or->tickle fighting-> sex
or-> actual fighting-> angry sex
or-> hospital-> make up sex
or->retraining order
#108347 to #108346 - anonymous (12/22/2013) [-]
So theres an 80% chance of sex
User avatar #108331 - uncalledforgiraffe (12/22/2013) [-]
So I'm sitting alone in my room. My girlfriend just left my house maybe an hour ago after breaking up with me.

I just need to vent.

We would have been dating for 8 months come the 1st. I had one serious relationship before her. It lasted 7 months but I got over that relationship in no time. In that relationship we would fight all the time and she made me feel like shit. So it was actually nice once it had ended.

But this one was different. It was different and so much better. We never fought and we were crazy in love. It was the perfect relationship. I guess that's what makes this so much worse is that the break up was out of nowhere. I mean I noticed her being a bit distant but I never assumed it'd lead to this. She broke up with me be because she said about a month ago something changed in her head. She got confused how she felt and said basically things didn't feel the same, even though I stayed the same. She said none of it was my fault, rather that she had a change in her heart. I'm not even sure what the deal was but she made it clear that it wasn't me. It kinda has to do with her ex. She started having weird feelings for him again. I don't really know what the case was but it sucks. It was a perfect relationship and it came to such an abrupt end.

tldr; I'm upset and need to vent. I figured here might be a good place.
User avatar #108342 to #108331 - nigalthornberry (12/22/2013) [-]
How old are you for one Im not gonna make fun of you for being a kid

You seem young and relationships don't last long when you're young they may return in the future but right now its basically getting to know people
User avatar #108344 to #108342 - uncalledforgiraffe (12/22/2013) [-]
I'm 18. I know that this shit passes. I know I'm still young and it'll get better. it's just hard to deal with because I was so in love.
User avatar #108345 to #108344 - nigalthornberry (12/22/2013) [-]
Loves just a state of mind for most in their early lives

A good way to vent is with music
User avatar #108338 to #108331 - herblegerble (12/22/2013) [-]
What a cunt, it's only 3 days until Christmas!
User avatar #108332 to #108331 - roliga (12/22/2013) [-]
She probably got a dicking from her ex
User avatar #108333 to #108332 - uncalledforgiraffe (12/22/2013) [-]
She didn't though. I know that much.
User avatar #108354 to #108333 - countrystrong (12/22/2013) [-]
My boyfriend just dumped me yesterday for no apparent reason. Granted, we only dated for two months, but I'm the kind of person who cares about someone quickly. It caught me totally of guard, and he still hasn't given me a legitimate reason why he did it. He just said he "wasn't ready for a relationship"
User avatar #108367 to #108354 - silverzepher (12/22/2013) [-]
and you to aren't together for the season because? fuck it make it a fake online relationship, make it some big wedding on this site, invite people to one of your accounts and i don't know throw a online party with items and stuff, and have people give points, or some shit
User avatar #108375 to #108367 - countrystrong (12/23/2013) [-]
That would be interesting
User avatar #108377 to #108375 - silverzepher (12/23/2013) [-]
exactly, but he would need an embarrassing best man speech, and we would need flowers(or gems) and top hats, lots of top hats
User avatar #108378 to #108377 - countrystrong (12/23/2013) [-]
I gotta find the guy first haha
User avatar #108379 to #108378 - silverzepher (12/23/2013) [-]
and uncalledforgiraffe is out of the question because?
User avatar #108424 to #108379 - uncalledforgiraffe (12/23/2013) [-]
lol wtf even is this conversation
User avatar #108492 to #108424 - silverzepher (12/23/2013) [-]
exactly as it is stated above, in www.funnyjunk.com/advice/108367#108367
User avatar #108380 to #108379 - countrystrong (12/23/2013) [-]
Never talked to him? Don't even have him as a friend haha
User avatar #108381 to #108380 - silverzepher (12/23/2013) [-]
we are talking o his post
User avatar #108382 to #108381 - countrystrong (12/23/2013) [-]
Yeah, but he isn't involved in the conversation
User avatar #108383 to #108382 - silverzepher (12/23/2013) [-]
true, but that is only a matter of time, until he comes back because of his notifications.
User avatar #108384 to #108383 - countrystrong (12/23/2013) [-]
Well if he gets involved in the conversation maybe I'll take it into consideration
User avatar #108386 to #108384 - silverzepher (12/23/2013) [-]
other than this crazed idea from the mind of a mad man, what are you thinking about?
User avatar #108387 to #108386 - countrystrong (12/23/2013) [-]
More like trying not to think about my ex. I have no idea why he broke up with me, especially since he insisted on asking me out. It irritates the hell out of me, because I did care about him
User avatar #108389 to #108387 - silverzepher (12/23/2013) [-]
maybe he sniffed some other fish?
User avatar #108390 to #108389 - countrystrong (12/23/2013) [-]
Wouldn't be surprised. I guess it's his problem now. I don't need that stuff in my life
User avatar #108391 to #108390 - silverzepher (12/23/2013) [-]
well then, how are you going to spend your holidays?
User avatar #108394 to #108391 - countrystrong (12/23/2013) [-]
Exactly how I feel
User avatar #108392 to #108391 - countrystrong (12/23/2013) [-]
With my family. I don't need a guy to spend them with, I got family and friends who love me
User avatar #108393 to #108392 - silverzepher (12/23/2013) [-]
meh, always better to be around the ones you love
User avatar #108317 - comandante (12/22/2013) [-]
Guys i have a question. I have two C's in my Cal 1 and 2 and im an engineering major. I love math its just hard sometimes. If i wanna transfer to UF, i know it will look bad, but how bad? i have A's in all my other 20 courses including for college algebra, precal, and linear algebra. My gpa is 3.5.
#108319 to #108317 - diddlydum (12/22/2013) [-]
Is UF the university of florida?

I think you're fine dude. C's really aren't that big of a deal, this is my second year of college, and I'll let ya know how it went. Statistics - D, (honesly, just can't stand the teacher's style of teaching, it's bad) Visual Basic - C, Network Virtualization - B, Android programming - B, and advanced computer applications - B

I didn't get a single A this semester, and I'm fine, just relax.
User avatar #108360 to #108319 - advicedude (12/22/2013) [-]
I like your courses. Major and where?
User avatar #108321 to #108319 - comandante (12/22/2013) [-]
idk, transferring is a different story. I mean i got A's in EVERYTHING else, except cal 1 and 2, and chem 2 and the lab, which where both b's. and im also wondering whether its worth getting a's next spring if UF (university of florida) won't even look at them.
#108323 to #108321 - diddlydum (12/22/2013) [-]
I highly doubt they're that exclusive. Those are some damn good grades, and if they wouldn't let you in because of that, that would be ridiculous.
User avatar #108325 to #108323 - comandante (12/22/2013) [-]
yeah. UF is notorious for accepting 3.3 gpa's and denying 4.0's. they are very random.
#108326 to #108325 - diddlydum (12/22/2013) [-]
Well, you won't know til you try. Don't make any assumptions.
User avatar #108318 to #108317 - comandante (12/22/2013) [-]
Plus i have heard of people getting in with worse gpa's than me.
User avatar #108316 - TheGodamnBatman (12/22/2013) [-]
Alright:

There is this girl I like and IDK if she likes me back. I've looked up on Wikihow to tell signs if a girl like you and she does a couple of them but even if she did all of them it doesn't mean she likes me.

Eventually i'll try to ask her out but heres the catch(s)


She is my [girl] cousin's best friend.
I didn't really feel anything for her at first when we met but i'm starting to like her now, and because I didn't feel anything towards her I jokingly made fun of her and even though she laughed it off my cousin told me she went home and waxed her lips because i jokingly said she looked like she had a moustache.
She is like a 7/10 and im like a 5/10 but if I wasn't as fat as I was I could see myself as a 6.5-7/10.
I am very Fat but untill I take my shirt off its hard to tell as other people say I look skinner then I actually am.
She is a petite girl.
I've only met her a handful of times and I'm not really used to talking to girls and she doesn't know really any of my cousin or my family so she usually stays around my cousin.
I've been homeschooled for the last 4 years and I'm going to regular school again next year and we'll be going to the same school but she will be a freshman while i'll be a sophomore.

Alright FJ, Wat do?

TL;dr ;
I'm a fat guy that likes my cousin's petite best friend but I accidently made fun of her before i had feelings of her and I have no experience talking to girls and I have only met her a coupe times but I started to like her.
User avatar #108414 to #108316 - iridium (12/23/2013) [-]
Simply put, go for her, and apologize for saying that comment about the lips. I knew a rather fat guy who dated one of the hottest non-slut girls in my entire grade because he was confident, caring and hilarious. It's not your appearance that's holding you back here.
Your age shouldn't matter here either.
User avatar #108451 to #108414 - TheGodamnBatman (12/23/2013) [-]
Should I go for her now or wait until we go to the same school next year?
User avatar #108460 to #108451 - iridium (12/23/2013) [-]
Go now. Don't "charge in", but definitely

Waiting doesn't help. She may lose any interest in you that she has by then, or may end up going out with someone by then, and your window may close. Plus it just pressures you more; it's better to get it done with so you don't have all that anticipation and lets you have a clear mind, should she turn you down.
User avatar #108474 to #108460 - TheGodamnBatman (12/23/2013) [-]
Alright I'll try but,
I don't really choose when I see her at the moment. I'm moving soon to somewhere close to her (think they said same subdivision or one next to it) as we've just recently sold our house.

So it's really up to my cousin whenever she comes over she usually tags along with her and thats when I see her. I have also never had a 1 on 1 convo with her as we don't really have space to, I'm staying with family while in-between houses and its a very cramped apartment and everyone can hear anyone in any other room.

I could try and get my cousin to bring her over more but IDK, My cousin [Raven] is one of those girls that would probably tell her I like her (Which, would it be a bad thing? I mean it won't be me telling her but it would be her knowing which will either let her like me or reject me)
Should I tell my cousin to see if she likes me even at the risk she will blab even if it might be a good thing?

Also, sorry for long text wall(s) so if you don't feel like helping at any point anymore, I understand but just let me know so I won't be waiting for a reply.
User avatar #108476 to #108474 - iridium (12/23/2013) [-]
Sometimes mutual connections are the best way to get it done. That said, I don't know what your cousin is like, so I'm afraid I can't really know if she'd be of help. At the same time, I think it would probably be a bit hard to actually get time to talk to this girl without your cousin without directly asking her around your cousin.

I don't have the answer for what you should do here, I think you should make the general decision on what course of action to take, but I do encourage you to go for it.
User avatar #108500 to #108476 - TheGodamnBatman (12/23/2013) [-]
Actually thinking about it which one sounds better?

Option A - Tell my cousin that I like her friend & tell her to give me her number and to see if the girl likes me to and once she gives me her number that night text her apologizing for the moustache thing and waiting to see what my cousin says if she likes me or not. If she says yes I'll ask her to hangout, If she says no I'll move on i guess.

Option B - Tell my cousin that I like her friend & tell her to give me her number and instead of telling my cousin to tell her, I apologize with the "Hey I'm [Insert Name], Raven gave me your number and I was just texting to apologize about the Moustache thing I did to you. I guess it was because i'm not really the confident guy and I was trying to be funny and make you like me but I guess it kind of backfired and well not make you like me anymore, I am truthfully sorry about that and I was just doing it because I thought you were cute and liked you"
User avatar #108486 to #108476 - TheGodamnBatman (12/23/2013) [-]
Alright, We're having a family Christmas dinner on well Christmas, and i'll try taking to her then and seeing.

Thanks.
User avatar #108368 to #108316 - silverzepher (12/22/2013) [-]
for this situation o recommend the "god of conquest" method, never fear to make a bad impression, because hate can easily turn to love.
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User avatar #108324 to #108316 - soupkittenagain (12/22/2013) [-]
Maybe you should apologize and say that you did that thing where boys make fun of the girl they like. For the experience, you don't really need any. Unless you're shy around them, you won't have much of a problem. Just don't act the same way you do with guys, so be careful with stuff you know would be ok to say with guys but not with girls size of your dicks, sexual experiences (unless she's ok with that), porn, etc. .
User avatar #108336 to #108324 - TheGodamnBatman (12/22/2013) [-]
Also, Should I really tell her that? I don't know her to well and she might reject me because of that reason.
User avatar #108334 to #108324 - TheGodamnBatman (12/22/2013) [-]
I saw her 2 days ago and was going to apologize but forgot,
If I didn't see her for like another week would it be to late to apologize?
User avatar #108315 - toetruck (12/22/2013) [-]
Alright guys.... I'm new to the advice board but i need some advice. This very pretty girl started talking to me and I soon learned that shes into me. As a said she is very pretty and she has an amazing personality. The only issue is that she is a tall person. Taller than me. I really like her and shes told me she likes me so FJ i was wondering if you could give me some advice on dating a tall girl?
User avatar #108457 to #108315 - faithrider (12/23/2013) [-]
my girlfriend is slightly like within an inch taller than me. mostly we joke around about it (the funniest part is that on her "list" was that the guy had to be taller than her for her to say yes... so idk how i got lucky...)
User avatar #108415 to #108315 - iridium (12/23/2013) [-]
Lucky. I have a thing for tall girls but I've only ever gotten to know one.

Who gives a damn about height difference here if you both like eachother? I know a guy who's 5'5" and his girlfriend is 5'8", and they've been together for close to 4 years. Don't do anything different than you would towards any other girl. The only thing that might be a little awkward is getting used to being the shorter one in the relationship (looking up to kiss her or something like that), but if you both like each other then you should get past that no problem.
User avatar #108361 to #108315 - advicedude (12/22/2013) [-]
Don't let it get to you. Just know you're dating a wonderful girl who likes you a lot and that is something most guys don't have.
User avatar #108403 to #108361 - toetruck (12/23/2013) [-]
Yea thanks
User avatar #108322 to #108315 - soupkittenagain (12/22/2013) [-]
Is it really that bad that she's taller than you? Besides if she's tall enough, all of the hugs you two will do will end up with you getting a lot of face time with her chest ;)
User avatar #108327 to #108322 - toetruck (12/22/2013) [-]
No, its not bad at all. I actually dont mind i was just asking for some tips so that i wont do or say something to make her feel bad for her height or something ya know?
User avatar #108328 to #108327 - soupkittenagain (12/22/2013) [-]
Well just let her know that you've got no problem with it but only if she feels bad about being taller than you . Other than that it should really be a normal relationship.
User avatar #108329 to #108328 - toetruck (12/22/2013) [-]
Okay thanks man
User avatar #108330 to #108329 - soupkittenagain (12/22/2013) [-]
no problem
#108314 - diddlydum (12/22/2013) [-]
I need you guy's opinion today.

Yesterday, me and my best friend got caught with weed and pipes, he ended up in jail for the day - possession of controlled substance and paraphernalia. I got a ticket for paraphernalia and I'll pay a fine and move on. We got caught because of me though, and this is where my problem is.

Would you consider me a snitch? I don't know.

They separated us and questioned us, so I had no idea what was said to the cop by my friend. But when he came back to me, he said he could smell the marijuana and they had a drug dog coming, so I gave up and just told him straight up. I didn't try to blame my friend, that thought never even crossed my mind. I would never do that.

Later on, I found out that he pleaded the fifth and refused searches, but since I told them, we got fucked. When he ran the drug dog around the car, it didn't find anything, but since I had already admitted we had it, it didn't matter. I realize what a fucking moron I was now, but I was stoned and freaking out, so I just figured if I owned up to it, the penalty would be less for us.

I talked to my friend, and he isn't mad, but he said it's gonna take awhile for him to fully trust me again, and I feel horrible about it. Everyone else probably thinks I'm a snitch, but that honestly had never been my plan. I got in trouble too, I just felt bad that he got it worse than me, since they claimed the weed was his, even though I told him we both bought it.

If I had pleaded the fifth, the dog wouldn't have found anything, and we would've gotten away no problem.

So what I'm asking is.....Am I a snitch?
User avatar #108320 to #108314 - soupkittenagain (12/22/2013) [-]
I wouldn't really think so because you accidentally did it.
User avatar #108313 - thisisestonia (12/22/2013) [-]
This friday night, got told by my pal, that I never do bad things when I'm drunk. It was good to hear it, even though at the start of the schooyear in septembre I rarely spoke to my pals, school was tight. I had little time to do anything, also didn't talk to 4 of my best friends, I had depression
User avatar #108416 to #108313 - iridium (12/23/2013) [-]
Do you need any advice for something or not?
User avatar #108458 to #108416 - thisisestonia (12/23/2013) [-]
I forgot to ask about how to overcome depression and procrastination but I think I pretty much know that shit :/
User avatar #108459 to #108458 - thisisestonia (12/23/2013) [-]
Also, I had to manage my other friend (we were at a party) from shaking everybodys hand and telling my sisters boyfriend, that her mum will be alright. It was rude of him and he just didn't fucking listen, I thought if I punch him it would be alright but I didn't because I'm bigger than that (I hope) , he learned his lesson in the morning waking up with a nice pool of vomit and a full day of headache
User avatar #108310 - dragx (12/22/2013) [-]
I post a lot of content daily.
I was wondering why the hell I cannot see the amount of thumbs without clicking on the question mark early on?
User avatar #108312 to #108310 - soupkittenagain (12/22/2013) [-]
I'm not sure why but you can't see who thumbed until an hour after.
#108296 - unncommon (12/22/2013) [-]
I'm at a friend's house, this bitch is totally on my dick.
What do?
I've heard rappers talk about this situation before...
User avatar #108300 to #108296 - rplix (12/22/2013) [-]
Not sure if you have a boner.
User avatar #108304 to #108300 - unncommon (12/22/2013) [-]
No it's just one of those annoying ass pant-boners. I've just come to not give a shit about em.
#108298 to #108296 - unncommon (12/22/2013) [-]
Awhh shit look at this pussy.
#108280 - anonymous (12/22/2013) [-]
I'm conflicted and confused, dear god I just want him to love me like I love him but he's just not up for it like I am, I know it. I want to be there for him, but I've been trying to make him feel better for a very long time and he just isn't happy, and I don't think he's gonna be happy with me there or not. So I feel that I'm just losing my time and hurting my heart.
Internet relationships suck, I always knew that and I still accepted being with him.
User avatar #108301 to #108280 - ScottP (12/22/2013) [-]
Well distance is very strenuous on a relationship. Sometimes people just fall out of it. It's natural. That's the reality of it.
#108348 to #108301 - anonymous (12/22/2013) [-]
That's why I really didn't want to have an internet relationship, I know how it is. This sucks, I couldn't imagine it would be so tough.
User avatar #108282 to #108280 - RADDDDs (12/22/2013) [-]
state your status, what's going on?
#108283 to #108282 - anonymous (12/22/2013) [-]
I know this guy on facebook, some of his friends are my friends, we've been together/spliting/getting back together for like 2-ish years. He lives in the US I live in central america. I talk to barely anyone on facebook, just him regardless of our fights and shit. He has this constant need for attention that is hard for me to fufill. He's not sure he likes guys, he has seen me and knows that I'm a fattie but still says he loves me and shit. Now he's more bitchy than ever and he's not sweet to me anymore, I think thing would be better if I go see him but I'm too afraid he would not want me, even though he says he would. Did you catch all of that?
User avatar #108376 to #108283 - RADDDDs (12/23/2013) [-]
I see...
well... don't go further on if distance and "the unknown" is a problem
go see other people, there should be plenty of fish in the sea, don't expect only 1 fish to change
User avatar #108267 - morke (12/22/2013) [-]
I like how my balls smell
User avatar #108268 to #108267 - iridium (12/22/2013) [-]
No you don't.
User avatar #108293 to #108268 - unncommon (12/22/2013) [-]
I like how his balls smell...
User avatar #108254 - chewythewolftwo (12/22/2013) [-]
So I'm just about at wit's end. Every time my sister and her boyfriend are home, I have to listen to them fucking at night in the room next to me. Not quietly, either. Literally every night. It depresses the shit out of me. And I can't do anything about it, because when I complain to my parents? They get all defensive because my sister "Could be with worse guys" or they'll point out that I can't make fun of her because she has "issues" (She's an ocd motherfucker and if that's an issue than I'm a fucking purple duck named Lenny) or I'm just generally told to shut up. I have no way of avoiding listening to them fucking and I can't just go in there because 1: ew and 2: I'll get bitched out so badly by my mother that it wouldn't be worth it since I'll just hear them fucking again the next night.

TLR I have to listen to my sister fucking in the next room and it makes me feel hollow and depressed to the point of hating everything. What do.
User avatar #108369 to #108254 - silverzepher (12/22/2013) [-]
find yourself a hooty bitch and go nuts, just remember to wrap your sandwich and have fun playing "a who can make their partner howl louder match"
User avatar #108302 to #108254 - ScottP (12/22/2013) [-]
Imagine that your life is like a sitcom. Try to see it as a humorous situation and it'll help a little bit. Also make things awkward by leaving sandwiches out the door.

Also sleep with your sister's boyfriend as revenge.
User avatar #108295 to #108254 - unncommon (12/22/2013) [-]
Bring a girl home and have really loud, unwarranted sex.
User avatar #108269 to #108254 - iridium (12/22/2013) [-]
Either tell them to shut up or do something loud as fuck yourself and tell her "I'm sorry, I can't hear you with a dick in your mouth" when she complains.

User avatar #108265 to #108254 - morke (12/22/2013) [-]
You should masturbate into her cereal. that always solves my problems. Yeah, masturbating into your sister's cereal is the way to go.
User avatar #108259 to #108254 - makotoitou ONLINE (12/22/2013) [-]
1.) Get a device able to play music
2.) Put it in room next to sister
3.) Wait until sexytime
4.) Blast Porn/Shitcore/ect loudly
5.) Win
User avatar #108351 to #108259 - misticalz ONLINE (12/22/2013) [-]
Shibe
is shitcore a genre of music
User avatar #108352 to #108351 - shibe ONLINE (12/22/2013) [-]
It can be if you believe
User avatar #108261 to #108259 - chewythewolftwo (12/22/2013) [-]
Can I pull a Jihad and replace the device that plays music with a device that goes kaboom?
User avatar #108353 to #108261 - shibe ONLINE (12/22/2013) [-]
only if u believe
User avatar #108262 to #108261 - makotoitou ONLINE (12/22/2013) [-]
That works
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User avatar #108255 to #108254 - MooseGnome (12/22/2013) [-]
The "could be with worse guys" part made me laugh. Maybe try putting in some headphones and blasting the music? Or just bite the pillow and yell at her to shut the fuck up and everyone can hear them. Yeah, you'll catch shit for it, but they'll quiet down in the future.
User avatar #108256 to #108255 - chewythewolftwo (12/22/2013) [-]
Music only sort of works, and believe me, they won't quiet down. This has been going on for well over a year now.
User avatar #108257 to #108256 - MooseGnome (12/22/2013) [-]
I'm assuming you tried just normally talking to her and that didn't work. If you're sure getting belligerent wont work, then you may just have to come to terms with your sister having sex with her long term boyfriend.
User avatar #108260 to #108257 - chewythewolftwo (12/22/2013) [-]
I suppose I have to come to terms with it. I still want to jump out of my second story window every time I hear it though, lol.

Seriously that shit is depressing when you're edging on twenty without any romantic stuff in your life
#108253 - endermanwiggins (12/22/2013) [-]
ERMAHGERD IM SUCH A NOOB I FORGOT HOW TO GET TO NSFW AND I NEED A FAP HEEEEELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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