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User avatar #187603 - shangrilathree (06/09/2015) [-]
My friend said she had a dream about me, and in it she wrote her name on my back with her finger.
What does this mean?
User avatar #187637 to #187603 - womanexplain (06/09/2015) [-]
das kinky
she wants THA D
User avatar #187630 to #187603 - thedirtybee (06/09/2015) [-]
Well dreams can mean Jack shit, my personal opinion tho, but ask her what she thinks it means and she might admit something to you
#187624 to #187603 - anon (06/09/2015) [-]
She owns you know.
#187600 - artadork (06/09/2015) [-]
Hey, I was wondering if there are any solid hair growth or hair strengthening products that anybody uses. I want something that actually works and I don't want to damage my hair any further by trying on too many different kinds of products. Thank you (:
User avatar #187638 to #187600 - womanexplain (06/09/2015) [-]
Are you a male or female?
#187709 to #187638 - artadork (06/10/2015) [-]
I am a male and I'm 19 years old and already am balding much faster than my dad is and he's 40
User avatar #187731 to #187709 - womanexplain (06/10/2015) [-]
See your doctor, however baldness in men is natural even at an early age. You may just have to accept it, it's not inherently unattractive, you can still get female attention. I personally wouldn't worry about it if I were male I don't think.
#187596 - gharshi (06/09/2015) [-]
ok this text isn't fully english but it has enough english parts for you to understand the consept without translation.

but yeah there's this freaky ass girl that I just met who wants to hook up and I just can't find the motivation to actually leave the house and meet her. what should I do to get myself to do it? the whole process just seems like too much effort just to ejaculate, you know? I feel like I may as well just go fap and be done with it.

what'd you do?
User avatar #187602 to #187596 - serhiy (06/09/2015) [-]
i dont see any real downside to doing it from what you said.
#187601 to #187596 - notred (06/09/2015) [-]
If you don't want to do it then don't do it.

You don't HAVE to go fuck her no matter what she says.

That being said, she isn't going to wait forever.
User avatar #187690 to #187601 - fistfireace (06/10/2015) [-]
"That being said, she isn't going to wait forever."

Maybe she would, you don't know that.
User avatar #187723 to #187690 - notred (06/10/2015) [-]
I'll wait for you forever.
#187724 to #187723 - fistfireace (06/10/2015) [-]
I believe that you can wait forever.
I believe that you can wait forever.
User avatar #187639 to #187601 - womanexplain (06/09/2015) [-]
I agree with Miku for once
User avatar #187673 to #187639 - gharshi (06/09/2015) [-]
oh hey it's you again. for your information I followed your advice on that previous girl and didn't hook up.

you see the problem with that is that I'm not nearly interesting NOR interested enough to keep an actual relationship going, but I'm just attractive enough for girls to ignore my complete lack of personality and want to fuck.

that's kinda my only option, to get laid or not to get laid. relationship isn't an option
User avatar #187675 to #187673 - womanexplain (06/09/2015) [-]
Why don't you want a relationship
#187677 to #187675 - gharshi (06/09/2015) [-]
too lazy. also, my attention span is way too short to be interested in the same person for more than a week
too lazy. also, my attention span is way too short to be interested in the same person for more than a week
User avatar #187786 to #187677 - captnnorway (06/10/2015) [-]
Have you seen the movie yes man? How about you try to roll with it for a while, even if you find it boring as shit. Perhaps things work out.
#187594 - ieatbengay (06/09/2015) [-]
x-posting  so i kind of want to bonk a random qtpie asian exchange student at my university, and i don't want to be drunk when it happens   
i have met a few and most of them don't speak very good english but are very interested in talking in english with english people    
the problem is i don't know about qtpie asian culture and don't know how to approach it, anyone got any tips on the enigma that is qtpie asian girls? they're mostly japanese   
 secondary fantasy is professors/other older people who work there  i'm not a weeb by the way
x-posting so i kind of want to bonk a random qtpie asian exchange student at my university, and i don't want to be drunk when it happens

i have met a few and most of them don't speak very good english but are very interested in talking in english with english people

the problem is i don't know about qtpie asian culture and don't know how to approach it, anyone got any tips on the enigma that is qtpie asian girls? they're mostly japanese

secondary fantasy is professors/other older people who work there i'm not a weeb by the way
User avatar #187640 to #187594 - womanexplain (06/09/2015) [-]
In China having sex before marriage is considered a really bad thing to do, so many chinese girls are hard to get in the sack from what I've been told.
Japanese girls tend to cater to the Japanese culture of being 'cute' i.e. shy, thus Japanese women don't tend to openly express their sexual feelings for members of the opposite/same gender.
If you want to 'bonk' one, you'll have to do it with the intent of actually trying to build some sort of relationship.
User avatar #187657 to #187640 - ieatbengay (06/09/2015) [-]
i can pretend and then unpretend
User avatar #187658 to #187657 - womanexplain (06/09/2015) [-]
That's not a good idea
User avatar #187659 to #187658 - ieatbengay (06/09/2015) [-]
you advised it 8)

i dont think you understand the specifics though
these girls can barely speak english and they only come here for 1-3 months so building a relationship is no
#187595 to #187594 - anon (06/09/2015) [-]
The only way to learn, is to become a weeb yourself.

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#187578 - PFCMadness (06/09/2015) [-]
This probably isn't the right place to post this, but I'mma give it a shot:

I used to be in the US Army, but was discharged due to injury from AIT (Advanced Individual Training) that didn't heal fast enough for their liking along with the downsizing that began roughly in '09. They discharged me with the conditions that I'd be able to rejoin with a medical waiver.

My problem is that they've since changed their re-entry codes and will not release the definitions to veterans. According to these changes, I no longer qualify to be seen by a medical board to even try to acquire a waiver for service. (Happened recently, probably around October.)

I still want to serve my community in a way I believe is best, and I've discovered that the Texas State Guard might be able to allow me to do just that. There's also the benefit of having tuition paid for if I decide to go back to school to pursue a degree.

I just want honest opinions: Should I apply? Or should I try to find a different path? I just want to help people and do something I can look back on with pride when I have kids or grandkids.
User avatar #187687 to #187578 - fistfireace (06/10/2015) [-]
If you can find something you really want to do in the Texas State Guard, I say go for it. I kinda read stuff about it (granted, it's mostly from Wikipedia so I don't know if I read was right), but it seems good enough.

"To provide mission-ready military forces to assist state and local authorities in times of state emergencies; to conduct homeland security and community service activities..." That seems like what you want - to serve your community, so why not? Also, source: txmf.us/components .

Oh, and I did see the benefits from here: www.gotxsg.com/benefits.php and that, to me, seems worth it.

But hey, unless you can find something better, then, like I stated previously, go for it.
User avatar #187582 to #187578 - womanexplain (06/09/2015) [-]
Don't join the army do something more worthwhile
User avatar #187641 to #187582 - womanexplain (06/09/2015) [-]
youngneil muchname don't just downvote w/o a comment, if you have a complaint, say it.
#187666 to #187641 - muchname (06/09/2015) [-]
Rather than calling us out you could just take the criticism?
#187668 to #187666 - womanexplain (06/09/2015) [-]
I called you out because there was no criticism just needless downvotes
#187671 to #187668 - muchname (06/09/2015) [-]
it's not needless, this man clearly likes the millitary and helping his country - they want to do the world good by fighting for freedom, not only that but the pay is bloody amazing from the military.
User avatar #187674 to #187671 - womanexplain (06/09/2015) [-]
Pay is not bloody amazing and he's not fighting for freedom I merely stated he could do better for his community elsewhere like homeless and youth programs
#187676 to #187674 - muchname (06/09/2015) [-]
you "stated" that being in the military is not worth while; and the pay is amazing in Britain anyway so I'd assume it'd be like that in Murica
Why don't you just take the red thumbs, we all get some once every so often, instead of feeling the need to call them out?
P.S I'm running out of Negan reaction pics so make this quick
User avatar #187678 to #187676 - womanexplain (06/09/2015) [-]
I don't believe being in the military is worthwhile though I do see the point in its existence
It's fodder for our politicians to feed to opposing countries
I normally accept red thumbs but this time I wanted an explanation
Don't red thumb me for talking about the American military when you only know about the British one otherwise it's just puzzling
Idek lets just be friends
We are fellow Brits
User avatar #187576 - svenninja (06/09/2015) [-]
Need some advice.

When it comes to girls, it's pretty difficult to find one that I truly like. But when i do, and she actually miraculously likes me back, for some reason I immediately lose most of my feelings for them. But after the chance comes and goes, I regret not asking her out, and I say that it'll be different with the next girl, but it isn't. Right now I'm pretty sure this Slovakian girl who's here for the next two months likes me, I caught her looking at me and she giggled, stuff like that. What do I do?
User avatar #187642 to #187576 - womanexplain (06/09/2015) [-]
If she's going away in 2 months, you can't actually consider dating her. If you want a hump n go then yeah, she's a good'un.
User avatar #187705 to #187642 - svenninja (06/10/2015) [-]
Yeah, I understand that. It would be nice to get to know her though, and a bit of a refresh on my view on dating.
User avatar #187730 to #187705 - womanexplain (06/10/2015) [-]
Don't do anything that will hurt you for the sake of getting to know someone
User avatar #187577 to #187576 - welliguessitsaname (06/09/2015) [-]
Ask her out.
User avatar #187579 to #187577 - svenninja (06/09/2015) [-]
Yeah, that would be the best option. I'm just a bit afraid that if I start going out with her, the feelings won't stick. I've only had one girlfriend, and that ended catastrophically (for other reasons), so I'm just a bit wary.
User avatar #187556 - sugoi (06/09/2015) [-]
You could start by not cutting.
Only kidding, anyway for some srs advice, wear long sleeve shirts or a jacket is a quick easy fix.
User avatar #187557 to #187556 - sugoi (06/09/2015) [-]
>>#187550, Fucking fj
This was for you.
#187554 - anon (06/09/2015) [-]
Am I ugly, be honest. I'm 6"1 and 291 lbs. INB4 Fatass etc. I'm lazy, I know I need to lose weight, but am I truly ugly?
#187644 to #187554 - womanexplain (06/09/2015) [-]
You need to improve your own self perception before you think about losing weight. I lost 60lbs myself, but before I did I had to think about why I wasn't motivated, and I realised it was partly because I was scared of people seeing me exercise, I was scared of my tummy moving when running, my boobs bouncing etc. (you may have this issue too if you have man boobs, not trying to be mean).
You have to think about why you're stopping yourself from doing something you obviously think would make you happier. If you think you don't want to be big, why aren't you losing weight? Delve into yourself, don't just accept how things are.
Pic related, my before and after.
#187571 to #187554 - anon (06/09/2015) [-]
You're not ugly but your face is chubby, it ruins you. Let that be your motivation to lose weight and become hot.
User avatar #187570 to #187554 - thedirtybee (06/09/2015) [-]
shave and wash face more you'll look better
User avatar #187560 to #187554 - machiavellianhumor (06/09/2015) [-]
your skin looks passable. you look like you're ready to kill someone which always drops you down a notch or 2. but if you workout i dont see why you couldn't be handsome. nice facial shape
User avatar #187558 to #187554 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (06/09/2015) [-]
your face is really fat, you have a neckbeard and looks like some acne.
On the plus side you're tall and have nice eyes and your face isn't disfigured. If you lost weight you'd be a hottie
User avatar #187555 to #187554 - sugoi (06/09/2015) [-]
You have a neckbeard... let's just say, you are the stereotype.
User avatar #187550 - icchiwolf (06/09/2015) [-]
i've been cutting myself in the arm for the last couple of days (don't ask, i just been having a rough few months) i'm hanging out with my friend later this week and i don't want her to know i've been cutting myself..how do i hide them
User avatar #187647 to #187550 - womanexplain (06/09/2015) [-]
I would recommend you seek professional help, and that you talk to her about the issues you are facing, but do not show her the wounds as that could distress her.
User avatar #187588 to #187550 - joshlol (06/09/2015) [-]
long sleeve shirts?
#187572 to #187550 - anon (06/09/2015) [-]
By not cutting, you attention seeking little bitch
User avatar #187645 to #187572 - womanexplain (06/09/2015) [-]
Shut up.
User avatar #187669 to #187645 - womanexplain (06/09/2015) [-]
User avatar #187568 to #187550 - thedirtybee (06/09/2015) [-]
Prob just wear a long sleeve shirt or something but u should prob let her see cause maybe she can help you with whatever is making u cut in the first place
User avatar #187646 to #187567 - womanexplain (06/09/2015) [-]
Shut up, he's asking genuine advice. This board is for genuine emotional problems, if you're just here to mock people seeking help on personal matters fuck off.
#187701 to #187646 - anon (06/10/2015) [-]
Holy shit woman, mellow out. You know this place is called? Funnyjunk. You know what he was being? Funny. I get that there's a stereotype that your gender is unable to take a fucking joke, but jesus you're playing really deep into that. Change your tampon and move on.
User avatar #187729 to #187701 - womanexplain (06/10/2015) [-]
Boi drink a bucket of donkey cum, fj has many appropriate places to make fun of people this isn't one of them
Kindly lick a nightclub toilet and get some foreign disease
#187559 to #187550 - machiavellianhumor (06/09/2015) [-]
you must wear arm gauntlets to not only hide the scars but to prove you are a alpha level warrior mage with +12 attack strength
#187545 - anon (06/09/2015) [-]
so guys I have an eating disorder. I eat around 600-800 calories a day, if that. I was 215 lbs and I tried diet and exercise and nothing worked. I got tired of being made fun of for being fat, even in my own family. So I just stopped eating unless I actually felt hungry. It worked for a while then I started feeling hungry less and less and now I can ignore my hunger until the growing and pain go away and I'll just eat a meal and a snack a day. I went from pooping 1-2 times a day to like once every 3 days and it'll be very little. Anyway now when I eat any type of meat I feel sick to my stomach, like I might vomit. what can I do to get back to safely eating? Just the thought of food makes me nauseous and I only eat when the pain gets too much. good news though, I've lost 3 lbs in 3 months yaaay
User avatar #187793 to #187545 - captnnorway (06/10/2015) [-]
Here mate, calculate your TDEE.

Now let's assume it's like 2500, just to get an easy number to work with. Your goal is to eat 500 calories less than the TDEE, which in the example means 2000.

Now I understand the whole not wanting to eat bit. I've never found food particulary interesting, if I could get away with eating bread all day every day, I probably would. I think it's a hassle, and usually I only find food tasty if I'm really hungry.

So if you're like me and don't want to eat, I recommend making a smoothy/drink out of lots of different foods tomatoes, apples, carrots ... anything that can be blended. . You'll get lots of calories without eating. Another hint is to get big ass silverware. The portion looks smaller, and you trick yourself into eating more.
#187573 to #187545 - anon (06/09/2015) [-]
You've had an eating disorder for three months and have only lost 3lbs? wat
User avatar #187548 to #187545 - sugoi (06/09/2015) [-]
Do the opposite of what you are doing, so just start eating again.
Start small, for meats try dried meats like beef jerky or pork floss, something small and then work your way back up to stuff like steaks and roasts. As for your poop, get more fibre in your diet or something, more vegetables and breads I guess.
#187551 to #187548 - anon (06/09/2015) [-]
I take fiber suplements and it doesn't help, I just get really bad stomach aches and maybe a rabbit dropping worth of poop comes out.
User avatar #187561 to #187551 - machiavellianhumor (06/09/2015) [-]
supplements are meant to be taken with food. there's actually some studies that the pills of vitimans are actually worse for your health than food vitamins
User avatar #187553 to #187551 - sugoi (06/09/2015) [-]
So don't eat supplements, eat bread or vegetables. Can't fix everything with supplements.
#187526 - anon (06/09/2015) [-]
I'll keep it short, so I stay as unbiased as possible.

Me and my ex-girlfriend have argued about her talking to guys a few times. Just today we were skyping and having a good time, until a message came in and she looked at it we were using the screen sharing option, so I could see what she was doing on her computer . A guy messaged her. She says he is just a video game buddy and that she only has his skype so that she can tell him to get on.

another fact, i'm looking at her five characters right now, she was on one of them 10 days ago, and on the other one 12 days ago, so she does not play daily. both of her characters have only gone up 1-3 levels in the past 3 months.

Am I crazy, or is something fishy?
#187574 to #187526 - anon (06/09/2015) [-]
Why do you care, she's your ex she can do what she wants
User avatar #187562 to #187526 - machiavellianhumor (06/09/2015) [-]
if you know him try to friend him on some social media or gaming. get to talking. dont mention you know her. try to get info from him. ease him into bragging about himself see what he thinks his relationship is with her without directly asking him. guys love to brag when they get the chance. don't press too hard or it'll seem suspicious but just get lil nuggets of information at a time.
#187606 to #187562 - anon (06/09/2015) [-]
I'd rather just stop talking to her.

It's not worth trying to salvage anything, and if I go searching for information, i'll be searching for something that'll just hurt me.
#187627 to #187626 - anon (06/09/2015) [-]
actually, I think it's more beta and far more pathetic to do what you're suggesting.

A true alpha would just go out and get someone hotter.
User avatar #187631 to #187627 - machiavellianhumor (06/09/2015) [-]
no it's not beta it's machiavellian. you must know who is your enemies to crush them.
#187527 to #187526 - anon (06/09/2015) [-]
The reason I added the part about me and her arguing about talking to different guys is because she claimed she didn't think it was "important" and that she simply "forgot" to tell me.

Even though he messaged her at 11am today, and even though the multiple arguments made it clear that this kind of thing was not okay with me, especially when she does not tell me.
#187528 to #187527 - anon (06/09/2015) [-]
also, even though we aren't dating, we had a very clear and multiple discussions about us not talking to other people.

This was a mutual agreement, this is not just an implied rule, this is something we both stated and we both agreed on.
#187532 to #187528 - anon (06/09/2015) [-]
If you are not dating, there is no reason she shouldn't be able talk to other guys. Even if you were dating, unless she's trying to make out with them or is putting their dick in her mouth, there is no harm in her talking to other guys. My boyfriend talks to female friends, female coworkers, etc... I talk to male friends, male coworkers, etc... Because in real life, you can't just avoid talking to people of the opposite sex.
Jealousy is not attractive when it becomes possessive.
#187533 to #187532 - anon (06/09/2015) [-]
The thing is....

We AGREED on this. She even suggested it to begin with and I just added on the part of what happens if we start talking to other people.

I'm a little insulted that you jumped to the jealously conclusion.
User avatar #187589 to #187533 - joshlol (06/09/2015) [-]
this is totally a jealousy issue

I went through the same shit at 15-17 and it ruined the potential relationship I had with someone that was special to me at the time
#187608 to #187589 - anon (06/09/2015) [-]

I said in another comment that she crossed the line before. talking to an ex while we were dating, and the two of them were sortof flirting. She admitted her mistake, but only when I happened to catch her doing it.
It's not just the fact that they talk, it's that it always has to be a secret that they talked... i'm not allowed to know who she talked to or when. Even just asking pisses her off.

If that doesn't make you suspicious, i'm thinking you've gotta be retarded..
User avatar #187612 to #187608 - joshlol (06/09/2015) [-]
yeah and perhaps that was crossing the line
but saying she's not allowed to talk to any men at all while you're not even dating is borderline unhealthy
#187616 to #187612 - anon (06/09/2015) [-]
*without telling me

It's just weird as fuck and straight up bullshit when i sometimes ask "who are you texting?" and if it's her mom, she'll tell me what they're talking about and I won't even have to ask

other times my answer is "none of your business" and I mean, come on. If talking to another guy isn't a big deal, why does it have to be a secret?
User avatar #187617 to #187616 - joshlol (06/09/2015) [-]
you're too obsessive and it's only going to set you back
I've been there already and I regret it greatly
#187620 to #187617 - anon (06/09/2015) [-]
I'm just going to have to disagree man.

I shouldn't have tried to do anything to really change her behavior, that was definitely my mistake.

But when I found a problem with her talking about me to other guys, and yet she won't talk about other guys to me? No. That isn't being obsessive, she is doing something wrong. unless you meant i obsess over the situation in general, which I kinda do, and I should stop caring that much as well
User avatar #187530 to #187528 - mondominiman (06/09/2015) [-]
If you guys aren't dating then whats the problem with her talking to other guys?
#187531 to #187530 - anon (06/09/2015) [-]
We basically agreed on a rule that neither of us would talk to the opposite gender, because we were sortof trying to work things out, so in the meanwhile we agreed that IF someone of interest came along to either of us, we'd stop talking to the other entirely.

Therefore it would normally be whatever, but I feel a little cheated. She made sure that I wasn't talking to other girls, but here she is talking to another guy...
User avatar #187534 to #187531 - mondominiman (06/09/2015) [-]
That sounds like a terrible rule honestly. It may be that you still have feelings for each other but at the same time it sounds like she doesn't want to let you go until she's certain she can cling onto someone else almost immediately. That fact that you said she makes sure YOU aren't speaking with other woman almost reinforces what I believe. She doesn't want to be alone while you're happy with someone else. Just my two cents though
#187536 to #187534 - anon (06/09/2015) [-]
Sometimes I do think I cross the line into controlling/manipulative to be honest.

My excuse is that she seems way too eager to talk to certain guys, and she has crossed the line before and she admitted it.
At the same time I'm kinda scared man, I mean, women have lied to me. A lot. I'm kinda like, just trying to protect myself here.
User avatar #187539 to #187536 - mondominiman (06/09/2015) [-]
If you're scared man then just let her go. Stop talking to her, say you have to do other things. Give up on that relationship because it's clearly not going well for you and that's whats the most important. Let's say by some miracle she chooses to go back with you and everyone happy again. How long before she starts fooling around with other guys and then you're back in this situation.
#187541 to #187539 - anon (06/09/2015) [-]
I probably will let her go. I think it's about time.
User avatar #187546 to #187541 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (06/09/2015) [-]
wait so your ex isn't allowed to have male friends?
#187535 to #187534 - anon (06/09/2015) [-]
The reason this became a problem in the first place is that while we were dating, I caught her talking to her ex.

It's not like one of us came up with this out of the blue. This has been a long-standing problem between us.

This is a gray area for me. I'm trying my best to protect myself from being cheated on for the 7th time while at the same time I have to understand that a girl needs friends, and trying to control that is kinda manipulative. Where is the line, for you?
User avatar #187537 to #187535 - mondominiman (06/09/2015) [-]
Jesus, 7 times!? You must find horrible woman. I don't really find a problem with gf's talking with their exes. All mine were mutual breakups and we decided to stay friends afterwards since we still had much in common but I would never go and cheat on a current one. Besides even if she does end up cheating on you be glad it happened during the dating stage and not when you're planning a wedding or worse, finding out after an anniversary.
#187540 to #187537 - anon (06/09/2015) [-]
Cheating really fucks with your head man. Like I remember one of my first relationships... the first six months we were just friends. Best friends, actually. Then we started dating and the next three months were amazing. In the fourth month we had a single argument. Just one. It wasn't huge or anything. and the next two months were pretty damn good, too.

and I just look back on it and remember how i'd sit next to her when we went out to eat, so we'd hold hands while eating. I remember wrapping her up in a blanket like a burrito and I made her tea when she was sick. I remember the long walks, and how many times we had a heart-to-heart and we'd just talk for hours and hours on end. we were such a disgustingly close couple And we shared things that I've never heard from another human being before. I myself shared things I thought i'd keep a secret until the day I died. It didn't just feel like we were dating, it felt like we were a supercouple. and then one day, she just says "I've been cheating on you, I found someone else."

And it just screws with your perception of truth so much. Like I feel so lost and hopeless. No matter what anyone says to me, I always have a little voice in the back of my head that asks "what if?" and the person that you love the most stabs you in the back without a single care in the world, without even any feeling...and you find yourself asking "what did all those months even mean to her?" and you just get slapped with the harsh reality that all you ever have is someone's word, you will never know what they truly feel in their heart. You just have to trust that they are expressing their true feelings.
User avatar #187544 to #187540 - mondominiman (06/09/2015) [-]
Thats where you and I differ. I'm not the kind of person that does that. I don't really like to show too much emotion. I hate any seeing any sort of PDA in public so I avoid doing it as well. I also don't get fully attached if I feel like it wont last. My very first girlfriend was my HS sweetheart, she was like my second half. We met freshmen year and started dating but by Junior year I realized we weren't going to get married or live together after high school since we both had different plans after graduation. I never told her this but after that moment I started caring for the relationship less and less so when the time finally came, as she stood there crying telling me it we were done I just stood there waiting for her speech to end. My last words to her were "okay, bye" then I just walked away. /story. Good for you though anon finally letting her go
#187529 to #187528 - anon (06/09/2015) [-]
I'm also sorry if i don't respond right away, it's been a long day, I have an early start tomorrow, and i'm miserable and exhausted so I might fall asleep..
#187522 - anon (06/09/2015) [-]
Question for older guys. How do you feel about women asking men out? Is it totally taboo or is it okay as long as the woman is pretty. Would a woman asking you out make her seem less appealing? I don't know if I should just try to get him to ask me out, or if it would be better just to do it instead of dropping hints.
User avatar #187590 to #187522 - joshlol (06/09/2015) [-]
I'm all for it but that's probably because I'm shit at initiating anything social
User avatar #187575 to #187522 - thedirtybee (06/09/2015) [-]
ask him out for something friends would do but do it just the both of you so you can flirt towards him and he will prob take the hint that you are interested in him. but if he is shy he may never come round to asking you out so you might have to take the initiative but at that point i think it will be more ok cause you will have dropped hints
User avatar #187563 to #187522 - machiavellianhumor (06/09/2015) [-]
if you want to be asked out drop some hints pose some hypotheticals like "if we were going out would you take me out somewhere cool? and maybe say something like if i wanted to go to so and so would you wanna come with me? or something along those lines

give him at least a couple chances to make the first move. if he just doesn't seem to have the stones then you either ask him out or you make sure to end his life permanevtly
#187547 to #187522 - anon (06/09/2015) [-]
some men will call you thirsty and others will be grateful
#187543 to #187522 - anon (06/09/2015) [-]
This topic actually came up a few times between me and friends

the consensus we came to is that some guys are just old fashioned and don't like it, some don't care, and some actually like it.

It really depends on the guy, so I can't really help you..
#187516 - anon (06/09/2015) [-]
I was stalking someone and I found their Skype. I then accidentally called them. To their knowledge, I should have no way of having their Skype. How do I explain this to them tomorrow?
User avatar #187569 to #187516 - thedirtybee (06/09/2015) [-]
say it popped up on suggested friends and that instead of trying to add them as a friend you called them by mistake
User avatar #187523 to #187516 - delphine (06/09/2015) [-]
You could either pretend and act like it never happened, or own up to it. Don't try to explain it, you'll just clearly sound like you're backpedaling.
User avatar #187520 to #187516 - sugoi (06/09/2015) [-]
You max your bluff.
-I had friends over and they decided to call you for some reason (make sure you have a bro in on this)
-Who me? are you sure? maybe it was someone with the same name as me, my skype name is (change your skype name)
-spaghetti everywhere
I think you're gunna go with plan 3
#187521 to #187520 - anon (06/09/2015) [-]
Is it even possible to change your skype name?
User avatar #187538 to #187521 - sugoi (06/09/2015) [-]
On the left side click your name.
Then on the right side click your name, just change the display name.

#187515 - anon (06/09/2015) [-]
I need cheap date advice. Dates for two people who both have zero money to go on.
User avatar #187583 to #187515 - ieatbengay (06/09/2015) [-]
walk around somewhere nice
or fuck her right in the pussy
User avatar #187564 to #187515 - machiavellianhumor (06/09/2015) [-]
hooking actually makes you money
User avatar #187524 to #187515 - delphine (06/09/2015) [-]
Hikes are always nice. Picnics are my favorite date because you can eat as cheap as you want and it's more chill than a restaurant. You could try to find a free zoo or museum, or go window shopping someplace interesting.
User avatar #187517 to #187515 - sugoi (06/09/2015) [-]
A walk in the park or some other sightseeing type shit.
User avatar #187513 - Schadenfreude (06/09/2015) [-]
Alright, I need some female psychology advice.

The situation: Couple weeks ago my ex girlfriend contacted me to meet up. We had been broken up for about a year with no contact for basically all of that time, so I didn't know what to expect. I had gotten over her and dated a girl for a couple months in the meantime but I was single again at this point so I said yes. Surprisingly we had a great time, the anger of the break up was gone and more importantly the specific family-related issue that broke us up was resolved. We talked about the past and decided to hang out a few more times which we did. One of these times even lead to us making out (sober fyi). She's texted me most days since then or at least sent cutesy snapchats.

Now here's the kicker: Shes interested in another guy who she met september-ish. She says they're not together but they've had sex so I'm calling him a bf. Anyway that guy has been traveling for the past three months and is coming back soon.

Here is my question:
TL;DR what is she thinking and feeling?
Long version: Obviously she has feeling for me still because she contacted me after so long, and she has doubts about this guy since she refuses to label them as being together (bf/gf), and contacted me while he is away. But what is going on in her head? Is she considering getting back together with me? Maybe warming me up if things go south with the guy? Am I the plan b or was that guy a rebound doomed to fail? I would consider giving her another shot since we've both grown and resolved past problems. But I'm also not going to wait for her. Anyways I would love objective advice! Sorry for the super long craziness.
User avatar #187565 to #187513 - machiavellianhumor (06/09/2015) [-]
she sounds like the kind of girl who needs a lot of emotional support and will cling to anyone who gives it to her. which might mean she's flakey and maybe not gf material.

honestly i doubt even she knows what she wants. i bet her interests shift faster than the climate.

but here's the kicker. you could always fight for her anyway. men do stupid stuff for love. including putting themselves in situations they wouldn't normally put themselves into for the chance to be with a girl they like
User avatar #187607 to #187565 - Schadenfreude (06/09/2015) [-]
Yeah its hard to accept that someone you care for might not be good enough. I don't think I'm being stupid though, I'm hanging out with other women. I'll let her figure out what she wants, if she takes too long I'll be with someone else.
User avatar #187625 to #187607 - machiavellianhumor (06/09/2015) [-]
well if you really want her showing you have one foot out the door may make you seem less attractive. so don't push too far that way if you really want to. but it's good to have options
#187519 to #187513 - anon (06/09/2015) [-]
Kill her "boyfriend". Assert yourself as the dominant male. Pee on her to claim your prize.
User avatar #187518 to #187513 - sugoi (06/09/2015) [-]
womenexplain plz

Think she's just got them nostalgia goggles on or genuinely doesn't have any other friends she can hang out with. That or you're most likely plan B, I vote steer clear.
User avatar #187552 to #187518 - Schadenfreude (06/09/2015) [-]
That's probably solid advice, thanks.
User avatar #187504 - tombobbusama (06/09/2015) [-]
How do people have like, life goals and such?
I was just catching up with my friends from school on facebook, and that one guy who was really good in physics and said he wanted to be a pilot is actually training to do just that. A lot of my other friends are in Uni still, doing degrees in stuff they love.

And I'm just sitting here, working in McDonalds by day, fapping tearfully by night.

Like dont get me wrong, I don't mind that I dont have a lucrative career ahead of me, or aren't the smartest. I'm fine with a simple life, but like... I realised today the only reason I wake up in the mornings is cos my boss asked me to come into work...
User avatar #187584 to #187504 - ieatbengay (06/09/2015) [-]
pick something you wanna be good at and do that

if you don't know what you wanna be good at, think about what impresses or interests you or looks fun
User avatar #187566 to #187504 - machiavellianhumor (06/09/2015) [-]
what is your motivation. they always say find what you would do as a hobby avd make a career out of it
User avatar #187509 to #187504 - fistfireace (06/09/2015) [-]
You're just not motivated. You need to find something that you want to do - have a passion for, really. For example, that dude that wants to be a pilot; he's training and working hard to be just that, a pilot. You have to do the same, except for what you want to do.

But if you don't have anything in particular that you wanna do, that's fine. Just live how you want to live.
User avatar #187580 to #187509 - tombobbusama (06/09/2015) [-]
Yeah but when I just live my life, it feels empty. It's just like, wake up, go to work, come home, browse Internet, repeat.
There's no spice. I have no hobbies. I rarely, if ever, get to hang out with friends.

It's actually really depressing
User avatar #187497 - mondominiman (06/09/2015) [-]
My sister ended up switching carriers because our old one shot up the bill like 200% so she went and swapped the old phone phones with the new carrier contract wasn't up so you couldn't keep the same phone on the new account. well what happened was she gave up a 64Gb smartphone and they handed her a 16Gb in return. She didn't catch it within the grace period and now she's just stuck with a smaller phone. Is there anything that can be done to fix his since the new carrier won't do jack shit and pretty much robbed her
User avatar #187503 to #187497 - zerositnator (06/09/2015) [-]
Hate to say it mate, but your sister is pretty fucked unless she drops the carrier all together.
#187496 - anon (06/09/2015) [-]
Is there a polite way of asking "are you gay?" that won't get me the response of "why are you asking me?"
User avatar #187514 to #187496 - hirollin (06/09/2015) [-]
hey hows your girlfriend

"I don't have a girlfriend."

Boyfriend? say it nicely awkwardly

"haha no im bi."

Oh what a coincidence I'm hello

Have a laugh and rejoice at how fucking correct I am.
User avatar #187501 to #187496 - zerositnator (06/09/2015) [-]
Start a conversation
Lightly bring up homosexual things like San Francisco or Indiana
Say"I know a couple gay people like (fake names here)"
Ask "Do you?"
Whether it be yes or no, say being gay much be so much fun
If it doesn't draw a reaction, the next day start up another conversation
In this conversation, give hints that you are gay
Like really gay
Then say, I wish I had somebody to talk to about being gay
If this doesn't draw a reaction, enter phase 3 where you ask straightforward
Say your girlfriend asked you if so and so was gay and you wanted to ask for her
People don't respond to questions deal ing with others not in the convo other than a yes or no. Plus, with all the gay talk, the blow is softened.

I did this with a coworker
(Be prepared to have a close friendship with this person)
User avatar #187499 to #187496 - welliguessitsaname (06/09/2015) [-]
Would you like to suck my dick?
User avatar #187500 to #187499 - welliguessitsaname (06/09/2015) [-]
...but really, unless you're really comfortable with each other, don't try it. If they are and they're ready to tell you, they will. If not, don't pressure them.
User avatar #187494 - lgninjaleetful (06/08/2015) [-]

So what do you guys think of this guy? or have you heard of him at all?

reliable source of information?
User avatar #187502 to #187494 - zerositnator (06/09/2015) [-]
I've seen him. His methods are a bit extreme for any conventional methods of relationship.
#187480 - anon (06/08/2015) [-]
My crush and I are incredibly close, but not dating or really even talking about dating. However she does tell me who she likes and whatnot. Today, she told me that she really likes my friend and I offered to help her out and found out if my friend thought the same way about her. I knewbit was stupid of me because I was going to ask her out the same moment she told me she liked my friend. I don't knowbhow shebfeels about me, but I've been talking to my other friends about it. They don't know. Anyways, I later found that my friend has no feelings for her whatsoever. My crush didn't want me asking, but now I'm at crossroads. She just texted me saying she asked him about his feelings. What is my next plan of action? Do I wait? What if my friend lied to me? I don't know what to do. I need serious help guys and gals.
User avatar #187491 to #187480 - sugoi (06/08/2015) [-]
You are in what we call, the friendzone enjoy your stay.
#187498 to #187491 - anon (06/09/2015) [-]
Fuck it. I give up on love. I've been burned too many times before. Thanks...
User avatar #187487 to #187480 - braveblue (06/08/2015) [-]
Go for it, you will never know if you don't act. Live with no regrets motherfucker.
#187489 to #187487 - anon (06/08/2015) [-]
He ducking lied to me. He sod he liked her back. I'm so fucking frustrated. What if she doesn't like me back?
User avatar #187495 to #187489 - braveblue (06/08/2015) [-]
Go for it anyway, don't ask what if, just go for it. You'll figure it out when the time comes. If you don't, then you will never know.
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