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#212788 - mariopimpjr
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(05/13/2016) [-]
theres this thing i want to do, what are some tips to pander to liberals? it will be funny
#212800 to #212788 - anon
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(05/13/2016) [-]
When you say liberals, do you mean the hyper-left sided SJW idiots who can't use logic or reasoning? If so, here's a tip I'd give to them that I'm sure they already know will totally 100% work: If someone is about to shoot you, just tell them they are in a gun free zone. The realization that they are in a gun free zone will make their gun magically disappear.
#212802 to #212800 - mariopimpjr
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(05/13/2016) [-]
i do mean that kind, but i mean pander like in a lobbying way
#212783 - anon
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(05/12/2016) [-]
No one goes on the /cooking/ board anymore so I'll ask here. Anyone know how to make fried rice? I want to start making it at home but I don't know even the basics of making rice.
#212793 to #212783 - sugoi
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(05/13/2016) [-]
When I cook fried rice I use cold rice, as in I had rice last night I didn't finish it so I put it in the fridge. But anyway you can put whatever else you want into the rice it's really up to you.

For me I usually just make freaking egg fried rice with whatever meat I can find in the fridge, ham, bacon, leftover steak cut into slices, whatever. You just gotta work on the order I guess?

Beat eggs and chuck em in first, medium-high heat, stir it around and as soon as it's congealed you can add the meats that need to be cooked for a bit, salt pepper if you want it. Then add the rice last, its a good idea to break it up a bit if you use cold rice like me, fresh made rice is kinda too soggy for fried rice in my opinion but whatever it's your rice. Mix it up for a bit and you can add whatever sauce you want now, I prefer oyster sauce but you do you.

I mean this is just the shitty rice I make so you can do whatever or just google a recipe like what most normal people do in the first place.
#212773 - anon
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(05/12/2016) [-]
Really need some help
I'm 21 and I'm sexually frustrated as fuck. I've never had a normal experience and its unbearable to control the crave of sex recently. I'd never harm anyone thats not why I'm hear
how do I control it? I see beautiful girls and I start to fucking rage about the fact that it seems everyone is having a normal sexual life and hear I am getting fuck all
I've been on dates recently I actually have one this saturday which I'm looking forward to.
I'd never force a girl to do anything i can guarantee that
maybe I'm just craving a normal relationship because of all the shit ones in the past
I've been very jekyll and hyde about this the last couple weeks
#212794 to #212773 - sugoi
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(05/13/2016) [-]
Jerk off.
Don't go all Elliot Rogers on us now.
#212778 to #212773 - anon
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(05/12/2016) [-]
Buy a gear VR for $100 and if you can fit, theyre kind of small (6in dick max) a lovense automated-fleshlight. Sub to virtualrealporn they have VR porn that syncs with the auto-fleshlight legit looks and feels like you're having sex other than the weight of the person. Should hold you off until your regular relationships evolve into sexual ones
#212838 to #212778 - misticalz
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(05/15/2016) [-]
dont do this lol
this will just get you deeper in the sexual weirdness and frustration pool
#212767 - confusedasian
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(05/12/2016) [-]
Looking for anti-virus/malware/ all that shin ding. I only know about Norton. What do you guys recommend? I'm good at around $100, but I don't think they cost that much. If they do, then I'll just increase my budget. So I guess I don't really have a budget then.
#212823 to #212767 - goobyman
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(05/14/2016) [-]
malwarebytes>the rest
#212795 to #212767 - sugoi
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(05/13/2016) [-]
I use avast because it makes me feel like a pirate.
#212776 to #212767 - anon
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(05/12/2016) [-]
Vipre is by far the best
#212775 to #212767 - nigerianprince
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(05/12/2016) [-]
dont pay for antivirus lmao, ive been using avira for a few years now and it works well
#212777 to #212775 - anon
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(05/12/2016) [-]
So you think. I was using avira before switching to vipre, vipre detected 6 trojans avira said my computer was clean
#212779 to #212777 - nigerianprince
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(05/12/2016) [-]
Well i do a spybot s&d scam every month or so, that gets anything avira misses
#212772 to #212767 - swaggerfiend
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(05/12/2016) [-]
definitely try out malwarebytes
#212768 to #212767 - charizarddad
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(05/12/2016) [-]
tech board usually suggests avast and malwarebytes. i use both, they are free, and they are great. avast has saved my ass on a bunch of torrents
#212766 - unlithe ONLINE
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(05/12/2016) [-]
my right eye's vision is deteriorating at a worrying rate. it's not too prohibitive because i can see reasonable well with my left but shit, my marksmanship is gonna suffer. what should i do about this?
#212769 to #212766 - anon
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(05/12/2016) [-]
My right eye did the same thing when I was growing up but stairs or when I was around 20 years old.
Left eye at 20/200 right eye at 20/400. I switched to left hand & left eye for shooting. That switch started when I was around 14 or 15 mostly for archery at the time. It's probably the best bet for you long term.
#212774 to #212769 - unlithe ONLINE
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(05/12/2016) [-]
ugh. if it keeps getting worse i'll get it checked out and switch. maybe try an eyepatch.
#212765 - anacondadont
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(05/12/2016) [-]
Hey I've got my first exam on monday on military history and I'm abit stuck in my revision. One of the essays I'm gonna do is "What are the characteristics of a total war and why are some states better at it than others?"

For the characteristics I've got
-Total mobilization
-Targeting of non-combatants
-Total methods
-Total aims

And for each one I've got examples of states doing good and states doing bad, but for the reason why some states are better at total war all I can come up with is 'the states that stick to the characteristics of a total war are better than those who ignore them' and I cant think of any other reason, any ideas?

(sorry for spelling mistakes been up cramming all night) (pic semi related)
#212763 - anon
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(05/12/2016) [-]
How do you find someone willing to give you a blowjob? not prostitution, I don't want to be arrested Don't know any women irl who aren't in a relationship. And want to get blown at least once before I off myself
#212764 to #212763 - sugoi
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(05/12/2016) [-]
Go blow yourself.
Im sure craigslist has what you're after.
#212780 to #212764 - anon
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(05/12/2016) [-]
nah craigslist is just a bunch of gay dudes pretending to be women and cops
#212792 to #212780 - sugoi
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(05/13/2016) [-]
Thats basically what you're after since you don't even want a prostitute.
Go to a massage parlor I'm sure them jerking you off with a happy ending is the closest you're gunna get.
#212761 - anon
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(05/12/2016) [-]
Just how effective are birth control pills?
I'm going to start taking them next month and I'm still worried about getting prego, but I really want my boyfriend to cum inside me.
Someone reassure me. ;-;
#212781 to #212761 - braveblue
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(05/12/2016) [-]
99.2% if you are taking them everyday and aren't missing any pills. On the first month you should use a condom, after the first month you should be fine. Just don't miss your pills and you'll be fine. If you do miss a pill, you're gonna have to use a condom until your next cycle.

I looked this shit up because my gf doesn't want me to wear a condom but she takes the Pill. Just make sure you don't forget to take them and you should be fine. It's not guaranteed but its super unlikely you'll get pregnant if you take them on time. I made sure that I went to different articles and different sites to check this shit up. I don't want my gf to get pregnant right away.
#212782 to #212781 - anon
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(05/12/2016) [-]
Thanks mate.
#212762 to #212761 - anon
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(05/12/2016) [-]
Don't know but plan b is pretty effective if it fails
#212756 - warrenzthehero
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(05/12/2016) [-]
Hey guys, I have to write a paper due Friday about Seduction and I don't know what to write.
There's no prompt, no direction, just something about 'Seduction'.
It could be seductive characters, seductive archetypes, historical seducers, etc etc etc.

The problem is that this is too open-ended for me and I don't know what to write about. Any suggestions?
#212770 to #212756 - anon
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(05/12/2016) [-]
Do seduction and the like in nature.
#212758 to #212756 - sugoi
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(05/12/2016) [-]
Write a literature review on 50 shades of gray.
#212754 - shinymew
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(05/12/2016) [-]
Guys, I need some serious help. I just got told by my deadbeat mother that I have a two year old sister. She started becoming defensive when I asked questions, and just completely stopped talking to me. Hopefully I got enough information where someone could do a search for me, and get me the baby's name and the father's name, so I can at least try to contact her.

Reply or PM me if you're able to help.

#212771 to #212754 - anon
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(05/12/2016) [-]
I can give it a shot if you need.
#212798 to #212771 - shinymew
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(05/13/2016) [-]
Got a skype or an account somewhere where I can send you the information?
#212759 to #212754 - sugoi
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(05/12/2016) [-]
I feel the baby's name and the father's name are the information you need to contact her...
#212797 to #212759 - shinymew
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(05/13/2016) [-]
Due to it being a closed adoption, and my mom's lack of looking into things, I only know their first names. Bella and Duke. Then again, Duke was just his profile name and could be fake. I have no other way to get their names, and I'm hoping that using the same amount of information I have, there would be a way to piece it together. Hopefully this is doable because I've never really tried before.
#212799 to #212797 - sugoi
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(05/13/2016) [-]
No photo no last name?
Not sure how anyone is supposed to find them with such little information.

General area? IP address? a digital photo that might have exif data?
#212806 to #212799 - shinymew
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(05/14/2016) [-]
This is the picture my mother sent me, screenshotted from her phone. She didn't answer if she was the one who blocked the rest of the picture, or him.

She was born in St. Louis, MO Mercy Hospital. Now lives in New York with Duke and his boyfriend. One of Duke's usernames is Duke1434 (I'm unsure if this was his dating profile or something else).
#212808 to #212806 - sugoi
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(05/14/2016) [-]
www.facebook.com/people/Th%C3%A9o-Armenteros/100010501419465
Might also be him, you in quebec or what?
#212807 to #212806 - sugoi
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(05/14/2016) [-]
#212809 to #212807 - shinymew
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(05/14/2016) [-]
It must be a fake picture then, because she was born March 16, 2014. And that picture was taken three years ago.

This is the best picture I got from my mom's profile. Taken around the same time period, I think. Or before.

And no, I'm from Missouri.
#212810 to #212809 - sugoi
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(05/14/2016) [-]
Yeah I got nothing.
Are you sure she wasnt just lying about the 2 year old sisster? I dunno.
#212811 to #212810 - shinymew
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(05/14/2016) [-]
I had my doubts, with her acting defensive and trying to change the focus of the conversation, but I wanted to check it out before she stopped answering my questions. If it took her this long to even mention the sister, then I didn't want to wait another four years to just get another bit of vague information.

But thank you for helping me out. I can now rest easy, and inform my other siblings that it's a lie before she tries it again. Sorry for taking your time with this snipe chase.
#212812 to #212811 - sugoi
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(05/14/2016) [-]
Eh no problem Im on advice to help.
#212753 - sirfiiddlesticks
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(05/12/2016) [-]
Quick word of advice. Just do your work, for real. I was really fucking close to not graduating high school because I was a lazy fuck and blew off like 80% of my work. When it comes down to the wire and you're having a panic attack because you're not sure if you're gonna make it or not, you're gonna realize it would have been so much easier and so worth it to just to your work earlier. Save yourself the panic and stress and just do that shit earlier. It really isn't that hard.
#212750 - charizarddad
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(05/12/2016) [-]
i want to hear from you. yes YOU (again)
do you feel you are an optimist or pessimist(if either). do you have any reason why you feel that why?
#212751 to #212750 - charizarddad
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(05/12/2016) [-]
way*
#212747 - anon
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(05/12/2016) [-]
I am living in australia I bought an lg g2 800 AT&T version from ebay recently

I can use messaging and calling fine, but I can't get a data connection

Anybody know what the deal is?
#212760 to #212747 - sugoi
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(05/12/2016) [-]
Call your new phone company.
#212746 - emeraldgamedev
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(05/11/2016) [-]
What are good sizes for posting pictures on this site?
What size font would you use as well?
#212741 - faggotishshit
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(05/11/2016) [-]
Hello, does anyone have that comic that shows a person meeting a new person, and seeing that person made up of different parts of people that they already met, and after getting to know that person they become a complete individual in their eyes?
#212742 to #212741 - oxidoferroso
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(05/11/2016) [-]
Art Project  The identity I've got a video
#212737 - anon
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(05/11/2016) [-]
What's a way to even out my skin color? My face is redder than my neck and the rest of my body (kind of like in the picture) and it's incredibly noticeable.
#212743 to #212737 - thumbfortrump
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(05/11/2016) [-]
makeup perhaps? or tanning bed
#212734 - ssheinrich
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(05/11/2016) [-]
did my fabulous butt destroyer remove the place where you could see flagged content or has it become a mod exclusive thing?
#212738 to #212734 - charizarddad
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(05/11/2016) [-]
mod only
#212739 to #212738 - ssheinrich
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(05/11/2016) [-]
ahhh....
#212727 - anon
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(05/11/2016) [-]
My browser keeps freezing but in a way the web page doesn't work, the actual search function works but random pages keep freezing. the still play sound after the freeze.

I don't understand and it's driving me nuts.
#212749 to #212727 - flnonymousseven
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(05/12/2016) [-]
instal adblock.
#212726 - anon
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(05/11/2016) [-]
so im currently in an 8 month relationship and im starting to fear for the future. we dont fight and we both genuinely love each other but anytime something goes off in my day i think about the chance of everything falling apart. to make it worse i think a guy in our friends group has a thing for her and even though i know she wouldnt leave me for him i still fear. this is the longest ive been with someone and sometimes i feel its too good to be true and i dont deserve her. Any advice on how to handle this and get over this fear?

#212785 to #212726 - manofparody
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(05/12/2016) [-]
Dont. EVER. take her for granted.

I was in a relationship for 3 years. I hit my depression and I started falling pretty deep. I didn't really do much chores in the last year, and my financial aid for my schooling fell through and nobody would hire me that I wanted to work for (I didn't want to go back to wal-mart). Eventually, we had our first actual fight in all those 3 years because of my depression and it was over me thinking she was talking to someone (insecurity.. But she also reacted harshly towards it which didn't help). She dumped me because I took her for granted.

Then she started giving me a "second chance" for about a week, then randomly cut it off with a facebook message and proceeded to go date and sleep with another guy.

This is coming from a relationship that never fought/argued (we had discussions, and sometimes we'd get upset but we never got truly mad or fought), and everybody thought we'd be together forever for how happy we were. We broke up about 2 and a half months ago, and the other dude dumped her after about 3 weeks over some petty shit.

I know this probably won't make you feel better, but the truth is that you should never invest all your happiness into a relationship. I did, and I relied on the relationship to keep me happy. Now, I'm completely broken without it and without her, and she pretends that I don't exist and nothing ever existed between us. I've changed drastically and lost a crazy amount of weight very quickly, but she still pretends I don't exist.

Just don't take her for granted, always make sure she knows you're thinking about her, and make her feel like she's the only one in the world that matters. But also, never rely on that relationship to keep you happy. You need to be happy for yourself, and know that you'll be okay if shit doesn't work out.
Women (generally speaking) aren't like men (generally speaking). Men like to be the provider and like people to support and like having the feeling of being needed. Women (generally) like having someone to rely on and know that they're always there if they need you.
Just be that person for her. Don't meet it halfway like I did towards the end of my relationship. I went out when she truly needed me for things like replacing a tire, or jump starting her car at her work, or things like that... But she took care of me in every other area. She was on top for sex all the time, she did the chores, and she had the job. I hated who I was and I vowed to never be that person again, and I've kept that promise so far, but sometimes it's too late.

I think I hijacked your thread and derailed it, but I'm probably also venting over my shitty situation. Just never take her for granted. I always lived a life that lived on second chances and always having a second shot if you fucked something up (jobs, school, relationships, etc). I've always given people second chances if they seem to actually change and truly want it, but I didn't get one this time. Sometimes, you just don't get second chances. Don't take it for granted, man.
#212815 to #212785 - anon
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(05/14/2016) [-]
anon from original post and i just saw this comment i wnat you to know that im taking this to heart . I in general have anxiety and it messes with me like it was whne i posted this. I tell her i love her everday i plan on keeping that streak, im always there for her and after reading this i know for fact that i can never slack off. I need to become a better more responsible person if im going to keep and god damn it i know i want her for the rest of my life. Thank you nows the time for me step up and finish getting my degree.
#212730 to #212726 - tikitaco
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(05/11/2016) [-]
Like sugoi said, work on improving yourself so you're in a place that makes you feel like you deserve her.
#212729 to #212726 - sugoi
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(05/11/2016) [-]
Go work out find a job so you do deserve her.
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