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User avatar #194296 - thisisestonia (08/17/2015) [-]
hair on left side of my head come straight down, hair on right side are fuzzy, how come?
User avatar #194298 to #194296 - kegget (08/17/2015) [-]
You sleep on the right side. Get a satin sleeping cap and braid your hair before bed.
User avatar #194286 - dehumanizer (08/17/2015) [-]

User avatar #194285 - jellyman (08/17/2015) [-]
Almost every time I'm in an argument with a friend about something that I know I run out of things to say and I lose that argument. I wish I could improve my speech skills and my debate skills. I just fucking suck at it. What do I do? Should I take a class on debate? should I seek a speech therapist?
User avatar #194291 to #194285 - cyborgsanta (08/17/2015) [-]
philosophy courses usually teach logic and arguments and precision of language, once you start actually thinking about the things you want to say, articulating them into something vocal becomes easy.
User avatar #194293 to #194291 - jellyman (08/17/2015) [-]
True, I'm taking a logic course this semester. Hopefully they'll help, plus I think it's also my confidence that's affecting my speech since I have very low confidence
User avatar #194347 to #194293 - cyborgsanta (08/18/2015) [-]
yeah confidence is always key,
#194280 - thejoemotes (08/17/2015) [-]
So, weird request here, who do you think I could cosplay well? got a con coming up and i'm fresh outta ideas. I've been Silent Bob, And Kano from MK. Any help preesh.
User avatar #194292 to #194280 - makotoitou (08/17/2015) [-]
you could wear a fedora, an MLP shirt, and be ironic
#194304 to #194292 - thejoemotes (08/17/2015) [-]
That. Is brilliant
#194287 to #194280 - dehumanizer (08/17/2015) [-]
super atheism man
User avatar #194305 to #194287 - thejoemotes (08/17/2015) [-]
that beard is weird. like i really hope mine looks better than that. like, really hope.
#194321 to #194305 - anon (08/17/2015) [-]
It doesn't by much. With no mustache and a very round face with not much musculature to back it up, you just look like either a textbook atheist neckbeard or some Amish guy.
User avatar #194283 to #194280 - confusedasian (08/17/2015) [-]
No offense, but can you like not grow a moustache or something? You look so weird with a beard like that.
#194303 to #194283 - thejoemotes (08/17/2015) [-]
I wish I could, but nah, genetics hates me x)
User avatar #194279 - meowtownhero (08/17/2015) [-]
Men! I have succumb to laziness, help me. Send me motivational speeches with epic inspiring music so I can gtfo of my mental state.
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User avatar #194276 to #194275 - dorkledumbs (08/17/2015) [-]
User avatar #194277 to #194276 - trolljunkusa ONLINE (08/17/2015) [-]
#194266 - anon (08/17/2015) [-]
Ex girlfriend of six months reached out to me about a week ago, said she wanted to be friends again.

Against advice I received from here I indulged her, we talked for awhile before I started to regret my decision, remembering the advice given, how I felt when we were together etc..

Wanted to talk seriously about why she even still wanted me in her life after cheating on me. She was vacationing in pretty much a dead zone so I said it'd be fine if we just talked whenever she was home. She said this past Friday or today.

Still no word.

I'm not really broken up about it because I expected it, but I still have unwanted feelings for her.

I guess what I'm asking is, how do I completely shake my feelings for someone?
#194269 to #194266 - anon (08/17/2015) [-]
I could write a dozen paragraphs but to make it short and sweet... just reference shia.
Just fucking do it. Get over it, give it up. She's no good for you, be a man and see it already, she cheated on you, no real companion would do that. You can try and justify it all you want but it will only lead to sadness. A year or so ago I found out one of my best friends committed suicide, I HAD to learn to let him go. You have a chance to let this person go before it gets worse. Do it.
#194270 to #194269 - anon (08/17/2015) [-]
I know that this is going to sound cliche, but it just isn't that simple.
I know how pathetic my situation is and if I were to give myself advice it'd be exactly what you just said...
I just can't though. No matter how much I remind myself of how she made me feel when I knew what she was doing... No matter how much I tell myself that she never felt the same way I did...

It just doesn't make me love her any less...

Even sitting here wallowing in self-pity because I'm letting her walk all over me and dominate my life and my thoughts I still feel the same way about her as when we first got together.
#194273 to #194270 - anon (08/17/2015) [-]
I feel like I need the thing that they used in Eternal Sunshine on the Spotless Mind
#194268 to #194266 - anon (08/17/2015) [-]
Was two weeks ago, not a single week

User avatar #194265 - karlKroenen (08/17/2015) [-]
It really hasn't hit me, until now. But I miss Krispy. The way he tied back his hair, his voice, and his smile. I hardly remember his voice, but it seems like it was yesterday.
User avatar #194267 to #194265 - dorkledumbs (08/17/2015) [-]
He'll always be with you Krispy Kreme - The Baddest (Official Video)
#194271 to #194267 - anon (08/17/2015) [-]
I didn't need to see that.
User avatar #194272 to #194271 - dorkledumbs (08/17/2015) [-]
Yes you did.
Even if you didn't know it yet.
#194246 - kakat (08/16/2015) [-]
Hi guys! I just need a good advice for prank for bigger group of friends (like 10). We are going to the pub next friday. I would like to have some harder prank but not to get everyone really mad. Thank you for your tips or links!!
User avatar #194261 to #194246 - joshlol (08/17/2015) [-]
put roofies in their drinks
#194247 to #194246 - anon (08/16/2015) [-]
kill them
User avatar #194251 to #194247 - sugoi (08/17/2015) [-]
User avatar #194259 to #194251 - atonial (08/17/2015) [-]
"There's a camera over there!"
User avatar #194244 - confusedasian (08/16/2015) [-]
How closely related are Finland, Norway, and Sweden's languages? I can't make up my mind on which one to learn.
User avatar #194289 to #194244 - dehumanizer (08/17/2015) [-]
User avatar #194282 to #194244 - ericarthurblair (08/17/2015) [-]
if you want to learn either of the three learn swedish, its the most common as joshlol already said its rather closely related to norwegian and danish so you can sort of understand those languages aswell but in addion to that its the offical language of two countries, sweden and finnland, and not just one country as with norwegian or danish
User avatar #194262 to #194244 - joshlol (08/17/2015) [-]
norwegian, danish and swedish are similar

finnish is fucking weird and closer to estonian i think
User avatar #194274 to #194262 - confusedasian (08/17/2015) [-]
The Danes? They're interesting to me as well. Finns are the same. They just interest me. How similar are they? Lets say I learn Norwegian only, can I get buy Sweden and Denmark rather easily?
User avatar #194312 to #194274 - dreygur (08/17/2015) [-]
If you learn one of them, you'll understand some of the others, but there are times you'll think "what the fuck are they saying", because while some words are almost identical, others are completely different.
User avatar #194278 to #194274 - joshlol (08/17/2015) [-]
denmark / sweden / norwegian = scandinavia

they're connected closely, if you're fluent in one language you'll understand a little of the other two

but finnish is different
User avatar #194439 to #194278 - hellomynameisbill (08/19/2015) [-]
Yo did you forget the country was called Norway?
User avatar #194263 to #194262 - joshlol (08/17/2015) [-]
unless planning to move to finland I don't know why you'd want to learn the language either
#194243 - mislavcro (08/16/2015) [-]
So my "best friend" just had something with my ex whom I've not yet got over with. What do? I want to leave him far behind but I don't know if that's a smart move?
User avatar #194252 to #194243 - sugoi (08/17/2015) [-]
If it's been at least a month since you and your ex broke up then you gotta let go.
You're just clinging onto something that aint there.
User avatar #194249 to #194243 - dorkledumbs (08/17/2015) [-]
"Just had something"
What do you mean?
How long have they been your ex?
#194241 - anon (08/16/2015) [-]

What's a list of food I should always keep in my kitchen? Also what are some canned foods that have a long shelf like?
User avatar #194288 to #194241 - dehumanizer (08/17/2015) [-]
>what food should i keep

im sorry are you retarded, five or a retarded five year old !?!
User avatar #194253 to #194241 - sugoi (08/17/2015) [-]
-Meat (Chicken Breast and Ground/Mince Beef)
-2 minute noodles
-Vegetables (Carrots,Cucumber,Iceberg Lettuce, Tomatos, whatever you like)

Bread n butter are standard lazy man breakfast when you can just go get some toast.
2min noodles once you get bored of that shit and need some flavor.
Everything else for when you're bothered cooking something, chicken breasts can be stir-fried with vegetables or coated in potato starch and fried, or heck just grill it or some shit. Ground Beef can be used to make meat patties or meatballs or used in pasta which you can just make a shitload of then keep in the fridge and reheat when hungry.

Also don't forget salt n pepper.
User avatar #194245 to #194241 - alexanderburns ONLINE (08/16/2015) [-]
Ice cream
User avatar #194238 - zerositnator (08/16/2015) [-]
I think my ulnar nerve is stressed. Are there any quick fixes that will align my pinky and ring finger to the rest of my hand again?
User avatar #194254 to #194238 - sugoi (08/17/2015) [-]
You want medical advice from a bunch of anonymous faggots on the internet? (myself included)

Not that desperate are ya?
User avatar #194223 - larsfillmore (08/16/2015) [-]
How do I tell my friends I don't like this girl? They keep trying to set me up with her because of how she looks and everything but to be honest I just don't like her like that She's a cool friend though
I also have to tell them I like this other girl thats one that belongs to a weird group of kids and more of a poorer family. She doesn't have the best body or face but I feel like were i'm more me with her
User avatar #194239 to #194223 - dorkledumbs (08/16/2015) [-]
By telling them.
If they're really your friends the biggest consequence will be "Suit yourself"
User avatar #194216 - sushininja (08/16/2015) [-]
I have a friend who eats the whole apple. The seeds and core and all.
He sees it as normal so I'm just wondering if other people find it strange like I do
User avatar #194294 to #194216 - youngneil (08/17/2015) [-]
I also eat the entire apple. I never thought it was weird.
User avatar #194290 to #194216 - yibdiy (08/17/2015) [-]
I also sometimes do that. Also eating kiwi with skin and coconut flesh without peeling the brown layer (I don't mean the hard one, obviously).
User avatar #194264 to #194216 - joshlol (08/17/2015) [-]
thats weird
User avatar #194220 to #194216 - shyyguy (08/16/2015) [-]
I've never eaten an apple that wasn't peeled, cut up, and slathered with peanut butter.

But yea, I've never seen someone eat everything on an apple. I'm assuming you don't mean the stem though.
User avatar #194233 to #194220 - sushininja (08/16/2015) [-]
He says the stem has fiber. So he does
#194236 to #194233 - shyyguy (08/16/2015) [-]
**shyyguy used "*roll picture*"**
**shyyguy rolled image** Oh... wow.
User avatar #194219 to #194216 - alexanderburns ONLINE (08/16/2015) [-]
bro what do you mean what else would you do with an apple
User avatar #194232 to #194219 - sushininja (08/16/2015) [-]
You eat everything but the core. My friend eat the whole thing
User avatar #194225 to #194219 - dreygur (08/16/2015) [-]
put it in ice cream
#194215 - anon (08/16/2015) [-]
I plan on moving out and rooming with my best friend. A lot of people have been telling us that this is a bad idea but no one has really gone into depth as to why it's a bad idea. Can anyone explain?
User avatar #194237 to #194215 - schurftinator (08/16/2015) [-]
Thing is that people you are good friends with are not always people you are compatible to live together with. This can lead to a lot of friction and ruin an otherwise perfectly healthy friendship, which is why so many people warn against it.

For example: if one like the house clean and the other doesn't care, eventually you're going to get sick of doing the other's persons dishes (a problem you wouldn't otherwise have just being friends).
User avatar #194217 to #194215 - sushininja (08/16/2015) [-]
What's your genders, ages, and current school level
#194222 to #194217 - anon (08/16/2015) [-]
Both girls, 20, I'm in my junior year of college and she's been working straight out of high school.
User avatar #194234 to #194222 - sushininja (08/16/2015) [-]
I don't know enough to give official advice but it you both have good jobs then it's okay so far. Ask other people you know who already have experience to see what they think
User avatar #194193 - phoenixprince (08/16/2015) [-]
I am planning a trip to japan for next year and am currently looking for things to visit in fukuoka so I can fill a day near the end of my trip does anyone have any ideas?
#194211 to #194193 - anon (08/16/2015) [-]
Fucking weeb.
Take this to the anime board.
#194209 to #194193 - anon (08/16/2015) [-]
visit Kabukichō
User avatar #194189 - UNIQUELOL (08/16/2015) [-]
How do you make a WebM by yourself ?
User avatar #194195 to #194189 - sugoi (08/16/2015) [-]
By using google.
Or a video converter you ding dong.
User avatar #194242 to #194195 - UNIQUELOL (08/16/2015) [-]
I mean like is there a way to do it offline - _-

Do you mean google itself has a program for it ?
User avatar #194250 to #194242 - sugoi (08/17/2015) [-]
Google will find an answer for you as is obvious, but apparently not obvious enough.

Download a video converter and you can do it offline.
User avatar #194257 to #194250 - UNIQUELOL (08/17/2015) [-]
sassy bitch

Alright thanks !
User avatar #194188 - gypsydude (08/16/2015) [-]
So my girlfriend who I've been with...just died. I mentioned awhile back how I was feeling with her having ovarian cancer, and me being so helpless to help her , and you all helped me in my time of need. I spent any time I could with her, being with her. It's just so serial to know that shes gone now...am all alone again. I miss her already. But I'm glad shes not in pain anymore. Idk I just...i just want to hit the bottle again, but I know its not gonna do anything. I want to punch my punching bag but what good is that...I just want to break down. I guess I just need my family, and the only family I have is you FunnyJunk. I just........I wana cry
#194210 to #194188 - plantain (08/16/2015) [-]
I'm really sorry, man. The best thing you can do is try to help her family out by offering emotional support. If you feel this bad, imagine how badly her mom must feel.
User avatar #194208 to #194188 - dreygur (08/16/2015) [-]
Crying does wonders for the mind, so you shouldn't be afraid to do it. it's all gon be k lil niga
User avatar #194197 to #194188 - yibdiy (08/16/2015) [-]
Can I get your gypsy tears? I could make anti-curse medicine from it.
User avatar #194194 to #194188 - schurftinator (08/16/2015) [-]
I'm so very sorry to hear that I cannot imagine how that must be, take care of yourself <3
User avatar #194190 to #194188 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (08/16/2015) [-]
We're all here for you, man. We always will be, and she'll be with you too. You just gotta keep going and believe tomorrow will be a better day.
#194184 - anon (08/16/2015) [-]
Can anyone recommend some safe sleeping pills or something along them lines
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