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#145423 - Metallicock (07/18/2014) [-]
hey where is it I go to get my OC content reviewed for colored text?
hey where is it I go to get my OC content reviewed for colored text?
User avatar #145450 to #145423 - larsfillmore (07/19/2014) [-]
Its done automatically
User avatar #145452 to #145450 - Metallicock (07/19/2014) [-]
well nigga sheit mine didn't
User avatar #145453 to #145452 - larsfillmore (07/19/2014) [-]
How many thumbs? And it may take a few days
User avatar #145469 to #145453 - Metallicock (07/19/2014) [-]
but i think the look at total positive thumbs which is over 1000
User avatar #146148 to #145469 - larsfillmore (07/22/2014) [-]
Sorry for the delay but it needs 1k thumbs not just total
#145412 - anonymous (07/18/2014) [-]
how do i delete my account? anonymous because of reasons
User avatar #145428 to #145412 - greyshirt (07/18/2014) [-]
I've heard you have to contact a mod about it.
User avatar #145419 to #145412 - nippuhl (07/18/2014) [-]
You can't.
#145420 to #145419 - anonymous (07/18/2014) [-]
are you referring to the fact that anon is not an account or are you seriously saying that an actual user is incapable of deleting their account?
User avatar #145421 to #145420 - nippuhl (07/18/2014) [-]
He removed the feature months ago.
#145422 to #145421 - anonymous (07/18/2014) [-]
seems rather pointless to remove that feauture
User avatar #145385 - markthepoet (07/18/2014) [-]
Hey guys I need your guidance. What should I do with an eighth ounce of magical mushrooms? Besides take it, that's what the other eighth was for.
User avatar #145427 to #145385 - fuckya (07/18/2014) [-]
Take it an hour after you eat the other eight. Just put it on pizza.
#145407 to #145385 - dehumanizer (07/18/2014) [-]
throw it away, drugs are for losers
User avatar #145575 to #145407 - teoberry (07/19/2014) [-]
It contradicts a lot of what I do but what you just said shows the gains you've made since you last talked with sarge.
#145577 to #145575 - dehumanizer (07/19/2014) [-]
well i always knew they were bad and the reason i did it was selfhate caused by depression and lack of care for my wellbeeing.
User avatar #145436 to #145407 - fistfireace (07/18/2014) [-]
Don't you drink and get drunk? If so, then you just called yourself a loser, doofus. Alcohol is a drug.
#145411 to #145407 - anonymous (07/18/2014) [-]
I'm surprised you haven't been taking drugs then cuz you're the total fucktard loser here
User avatar #145409 to #145407 - markthepoet (07/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #145396 to #145385 - makotoitou (07/18/2014) [-]
eat the, then fight a giant turtle
User avatar #145400 to #145396 - markthepoet (07/18/2014) [-]
I'm not doing that again, didn't you read what I said?
User avatar #145401 to #145400 - makotoitou (07/18/2014) [-]
fine eat flowers
User avatar #145397 to #145396 - makotoitou (07/18/2014) [-]
eat them*
User avatar #145387 to #145385 - thatnigger (07/18/2014) [-]
Can you plant them a grow more magical mushrooms?
User avatar #145388 to #145387 - markthepoet (07/18/2014) [-]
no they're dried for active use.
User avatar #145390 to #145388 - thatnigger (07/18/2014) [-]
But they magical, pretty sure you can.
They broken?
#145393 to #145390 - markthepoet (07/18/2014) [-]
what kind of broken are you talking about? They've been dried in the sun and removed from the stems. I don't think their 'magical' properties have suffered.
User avatar #145399 to #145393 - thatnigger (07/18/2014) [-]
I dunno man, they seem broken to me if you can't replant them.
#145403 to #145399 - markthepoet (07/18/2014) [-]
If you look at it that way, but their purpose isn't to regrow, it is to be ingested and achieve higher consciousness
If you look at it that way, but their purpose isn't to regrow, it is to be ingested and achieve higher consciousness
#145357 - derus (07/18/2014) [-]
Hi there,are there any French speaking people here? I need help with my French homework and I'm willing to give a steam gift for 10euros if some one helps me
Hi there,are there any French speaking people here? I need help with my French homework and I'm willing to give a steam gift for 10euros if some one helps me
User avatar #145418 to #145357 - Riukanojutsu (07/18/2014) [-]
Native Baguette reporting in.
Whats up?
User avatar #145424 to #145418 - dusters (07/18/2014) [-]
Pick me, I'm obviously better than him
User avatar #145398 to #145357 - makotoitou (07/18/2014) [-]
Riukanojutsu get in here
#145356 - dehumanizer (07/18/2014) [-]
Just got some amazing revalations bout my situation thanks to r9k and you guys said it was bad

This was posted in a thread where the OP was showing us his super beta texts where he got rejected by some girl, kinda made me sad.

">why do you fucking fucks do this to yourself...
because of evolutionary biology, since lack of real social life and contacts this leads to oneitis and fixation on the one perfect girl
and then when she rejects us and dates more attractive but scummier guys it leads to a lifetime of bitter resentment
post her pic OP, lets see what this heartless girl looks like"

Read the post and the whole thread, included the pics of OP's crush and honestly she was quite below average. Then seeing all of this from an outsider's view showed me the hidden paterns in my life.
>be a general shut in loner
>meet random girl
>because of biological needs and absence of contact with other females, targeted girl becomes an idealic obsession (oneitis)
>because girl is seen as some sort of cornucopia, the mesmarized male starts to act like a sperg and unknowingly repulses the female
>rejection is basicly a holocaust on the man, completely destroying his desires, judgement and most of all - selfworth
>depressed man meets a diffrent girl and the same thing goes on untill the sod's untimely demise caused by all the brough pain

That greentext is basicly my life for the past year... when i think about it the girls that i fell for arent as great as i made then out to be, its all been some kind of made up game by my mind caused by my isolation. I guess i gotta be more social then... so when i do eventualy get a gf I will see what women really are and see fact from fiction.

I have become... enlightened!

What are your thoughts guys?
User avatar #145554 to #145356 - nitroxiii (07/19/2014) [-]
At least you even meet girls.
#145565 to #145554 - dehumanizer (07/19/2014) [-]
Unless you're a stay at home NEET, dont you?
User avatar #145566 to #145565 - nitroxiii (07/19/2014) [-]
Well...I'm not a NEET, as I'm in College, and working at an office for my Internship. However, I don't really go out other than for those things. In college, I had no reason to go out and make other friends because my only friend from high school got accepted into the same program as I did, we basically, go to class and go home. I'm too embarrassed to try and make new friends while my friend is around, and I have no idea why. I don't like to drink alcohol, I don't smoke weed, I've never been to a party etc. etc.
#145567 to #145566 - dehumanizer (07/19/2014) [-]
Well when you put it like that i dont really meet girls either, my last crush was from my student group in the univircity and we live in the same dorm building. As for socalizing im kind of anti but occasionaly i would be at a party due to the extreme bordom of the dorm. My social life pritty much exists only because my roommates and neighbors are too bored.
User avatar #145570 to #145567 - nitroxiii (07/19/2014) [-]
My social life is, "sometimes go to my friend's house and play some video games, or go to the movie with him and then play video games". So you've got a tad more going than that.
#145572 to #145570 - dehumanizer (07/19/2014) [-]
well thats kind of my social life too when im not at uni, when im in my hometown i pritty much become the king of the neckbeards... i got two diffrent offers to hang out with two diffrent groups of friends last night, i turned them both down and and staid home to watch Demolition Man
User avatar #145574 to #145572 - nitroxiii (07/19/2014) [-]
I feel you. I don't get offers like that, but I would likely turn them down as well...
#145576 to #145574 - dehumanizer (07/19/2014) [-]
well it was more like i'd have one or two friends in said group and the rest would be semi or full strangers... I was also pritty tierd from work and rather filithy.
User avatar #145413 to #145356 - marinepenguin (07/18/2014) [-]
Well there you go. There may be hope for you after all.
#145362 to #145356 - thatnigger (07/18/2014) [-]
You're almost there, the froggiest one. Keep going and find the light at the end of the tunnel!

Seriously though, it happens to many people, including me. The worst part is when you know its not even going to work out but you convince yourself it will. I think if you were to meet more people, you'd be able to move on.
Honestly though, its summer and I personally find it hard to meet people during summer....
#145364 to #145362 - dehumanizer (07/18/2014) [-]
always been antisocial tho so this is a new battle i will have to face
User avatar #145368 to #145364 - thatnigger (07/18/2014) [-]
Good luck.
#145363 to #145362 - minutes (07/18/2014) [-]
Isn't it easier during summer? I mean I suck at it either way but in summer there are a lot more events + everybody is actually leaving their houses
User avatar #145366 to #145363 - thatnigger (07/18/2014) [-]
Right now I'm doing an Internship in Scotland and I live in England. Even if I did find someone here, going into a long distance relationship only just after meeting them just doesn't sound fun. Regardless of that though, I see girls hang out more in groups and I'm too nervous to try and talk to girls in groups...
#145371 to #145366 - minutes (07/18/2014) [-]
I wouldn't really want a long distance relationship either.. it just doesn't seem really appealing you're right.

That's okay, approaching a group of girls is not a good idea anyways. No matter how attractive you are, they will eventually overpower you anyways. If only one of them says something about you being unatractive or whatever they will unite against you and even if that doesn't happen you still had to pick one of them and the other ones would be pissed then. It's like in nature, only go for the seperated ones.
User avatar #145377 to #145371 - thatnigger (07/18/2014) [-]
Honestly, I'm alright with long distance if that's how the relationship starts, like we meet online and then go into an IRL relationship if we could meet and all. Actually feeling them though and then not being able to just sounds painful though.

Yea and I guess if she's alone she's less likely to be one of them follow the crowd people and might be different, if you know what I mean. I just feel like those girls put up their own walls though and just send away any guy that talks to them. I guess I'll just have to learn to deal with rejection and try to start talking to people, maybe it'll work out.
#145381 to #145377 - minutes (07/18/2014) [-]
I am interested, how far is long distance for you?
User avatar #145384 to #145381 - thatnigger (07/18/2014) [-]
Nah, I mean the cheesy, I wouldn't mind traveling to another country to meet you and be with you, kinda long distance relationship...
Regardless, I need to learn to like them anyway, because I'm planning on being a field engineer and they travel a lot, so long distance is pretty much going to happen...
#145389 to #145384 - minutes (07/18/2014) [-]
I don't know.. i mean if she's in another country far away from you and you would only meet her like once a month at best, isn't that kinda shitty? Not even talking about sex, just about intimacy in general.

Well good luck then with your job. Wish you the best fellow advice-fag.
User avatar #145395 to #145389 - thatnigger (07/18/2014) [-]
Also, thanks. That's what the internship is for, shouldn't be too hard to work there when I finish University. Hope you're doing well also.
User avatar #145394 to #145389 - thatnigger (07/18/2014) [-]
Its true, the only way for it to work would be to wait till I'm actually an Engineer and we like move together or something. I still think that's better then having someone and not being able to see them shortly after your relationship started, because if you haven't built enough trust, it'll fail soon.
#145360 to #145356 - minutes (07/18/2014) [-]
That's exactly what we told you numerous times. You know if you would listen from time to time you might have figured this out years ago.
#145369 to #145360 - dehumanizer (07/18/2014) [-]
well not really the go out type guy
#145374 to #145369 - minutes (07/18/2014) [-]
That has nothing to do with listening to advice.
#145378 to #145374 - dehumanizer (07/18/2014) [-]
and i guess im anti social because when i was a child i had this close friend who was like a big brother to me but moved out of town and abandoned me, then some years later i had a group of other kids i would hang out with that also moved out of town (one of them is the girl i would get oneitis for many many years later and she would give me the tfw no gf depression, no she is not the girl from univercity that turned me down recently) so after that i kinda said fuck it and mentained a strict closed social circle, britty hard for me now when it had to disband because i dont really try with other people knowing they'd leave me.
User avatar #145359 to #145356 - keltainenlumi (07/18/2014) [-]
Unconsciously forcing yourself to like an below average girl. That does not sound like something that I have not done...

That is some scary shit man. Some scary shit.
#145367 to #145359 - dehumanizer (07/18/2014) [-]
The girls i liked were attractive but i obviously saw them prittier than they were, esp the recent crush who i've been bawwing over recently (because i havent seen her in a while) but when i was with her most of the time i was like "meh" constantly thinking to myself "is this bitch serious" and somewhat found her lack of intelligence amusing, infact i kinda messed with her alot and blew her the fuck away with passive aggression.
User avatar #145370 to #145367 - keltainenlumi (07/18/2014) [-]
Same shit happened to me a few years back. The illusion I had created had faded and her presence pretty much only annoyed me.
#145373 to #145370 - dehumanizer (07/18/2014) [-]
Cant wait to confront her and explain all those things i did, all the presents compliments and flowers werent worth it because she's not really attractive and all the other guys that like her are somewhat messed up losers as me.
#145376 to #145373 - minutes (07/18/2014) [-]
Why would you tell her? That's a fucking horrible Idea. Just forget her now, you realized your mistake, you learned from it, now just move on.
#145375 to #145373 - keltainenlumi (07/18/2014) [-]
That's mean man. No need for that.
#145379 to #145375 - dehumanizer (07/18/2014) [-]
>implying she'd care for what i have to say
User avatar #145382 to #145379 - keltainenlumi (07/18/2014) [-]
I dunno. It sounded like you were planning on hurting her with your words...
#145657 to #145383 - anonymous (07/19/2014) [-]
Gee, why don't girls like you?
#145661 to #145657 - dehumanizer (07/19/2014) [-]
well probly not but you see, i have feelings for this girl weather i like it or not, its either me or her getting hurt and im tierd of acting like some matyr
User avatar #145386 to #145383 - keltainenlumi (07/18/2014) [-]
I have no right to order you around but think about what kind of person do you want to become and how this is only taking you away from that point.

No need to do the same job as the world is doing to you. I assure you it's plenty enough already.
#145392 to #145386 - dehumanizer (07/18/2014) [-]
Well like i said she has like a doezen of other orbiters for beeing a decent looking girl in a place where guys outnumber girls in about 1 to 8 so she is fairly popular. Thats why I belive she can hardly even begin to coprehend the suffering i've been in and since she rejected me 4 times I dont think debunking my affection for her would really do harm.
User avatar #145402 to #145392 - keltainenlumi (07/18/2014) [-]
You are circling the problem.
You are trying to hurt a person on purpose. Nothing can justify that.
#145404 to #145402 - dehumanizer (07/18/2014) [-]
Well its just an idea, might not do it if i manage to let go of all my bitterness, pain and hate caused by the events from my first post by the time i meet her again.
User avatar #145405 to #145404 - keltainenlumi (07/18/2014) [-]
Just so you're clear on this.
Thinking about dark things does not make them go away. It only serves to grow them more powerful.
You need to forget them by replacing them with something more meaningful.
#145406 to #145405 - dehumanizer (07/18/2014) [-]
thee are still about two months till i meet her, will hopefuly find peace of mind by then
User avatar #145408 to #145406 - keltainenlumi (07/18/2014) [-]
I hope you do and I wish you luck.
#145391 to #145386 - minutes (07/18/2014) [-]
He's a troll or psychological fucked up. Either way, we can't really help him. Just leave it here there is nothing coming out of this conversation.
User avatar #145352 - thisistheguy (07/18/2014) [-]
Been spray painting N64 controllers this year and they all look real good except for one, the paint came on too thick and my friend was a dumbass about applying the second coat. Long story short, the buttons are very sticky from the inside of the controller now and was wondering if anyone knows how to salvage it without buying a new one.
User avatar #145353 to #145352 - akl (07/18/2014) [-]
Have you tried taking it apart and cleaning the buttons' connection
I don't know the internals very well, but I'm thinking that it's probably modular enough to be able to completely remove and wash the buttons, and maybe use some rubbing alcohol to clean the actual internals if they're messed up. I'd be careful though, I don't know the situation with capacitors so idk if you're at risk of shock/electrocution after isolating it from whatever console and power source it has, but my gut tells me that won't be much of a risk.
User avatar #145355 to #145353 - thisistheguy (07/18/2014) [-]
It's real easy to take apart the inside is just buttons placed on a circuit board which are only held in buy screwing in the shell of the controller. Rubbing alcohol could definitely work, I had them soaking in a bowl of soapy water for like a day and didn't do much I'll try it out right now.
#145342 - sposadox (07/18/2014) [-]
Hey FJ. Been here around 2 years, don't comment a lot or come by image boards, but fuck it. Its my birthday and its depressing me.

Couldn't sleep so I stayed up all night immersing myself in Terraria, just building shit and keeping my mind occupied. I check my friend's list and see two of my friends playing Borderlands. I remember a month ago asking if I could get in a group if they had room, they said they probably weren't going to play for more than a day or two. Pretty much the same thing with Payday or any co-op game. We used to be such good friends, and then all the sudden no one wanted to talk to me and I can't figure it out. Now it hurts to check my friend's list because all the people I used to have fun with have discarded me, but if I remove them then my steam list will be empty.

I can't speak anymore. My story is the same as a million others. Its my birthday, I have no friends to celebrate with, and I'm too poor to even treat myself. Happy 22nd.
User avatar #145540 to #145342 - thedudeistheman (07/19/2014) [-]
Happy (potentially belated) birthday. I can play Payday and some other games sometime, if that ever sounds appealing.
User avatar #145372 to #145342 - thatnigger (07/18/2014) [-]
Happy Birthday. :3
There are some people that I was friends with and we just stopped talking to each other over time because I guess like long distance relationships, long distance friendships are kinda hard to keep up as well.
User avatar #145365 to #145342 - keltainenlumi (07/18/2014) [-]
Happy bday man.
Like thatoneguy said: There really is no need to be alone. There are tons of people playing tons of games at the moment so why not join them?

For example I haven't played Terraria in ages and I'd love to play it again. So feel free to throw a message at me if you want to add me on steam.
User avatar #145354 to #145342 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (07/18/2014) [-]
First of all:
Happy Birthday!

I have 86 Steam friends.
I only talk to 6 or 7 of them, at most.

My advice to you?
Go and play some online games, be yourself, and join in on shenanigans.
You're bound to find some awesome people when playing. (Just be sure to pick games that allow for such leniency. Such as: TF2, DayZ, Chivalry, Garry's Mod, Left 4 Dead 2, etc.)
Maybe join a Steam group and be part of it. One of my good friends started up a fairly large and popular group not too long ago, you should check it out: steamcommunity.com/groups/FWKZT

Other than that, if you're ever bored, you can add me on Steam and we can play together. I've only got 308 games just laying in my library doing nothing.
User avatar #145348 to #145342 - ipostcp (07/18/2014) [-]
Make a wish list and I'll buy you something from it
#145346 to #145342 - confusedasian (07/18/2014) [-]
Are your steam friends real life friends? I had that happen to me. I ended up deleting them. They weren't real life friends though. I don't have real life friends anyway. I do have a smmall family of my mom step dad and two little brothers. Happy birthday though. If you want to play league of legends, I'm on na. Private message me your name and we can play together. I'll be here all day as usual, but I am forgetful and oblivious so my response time varies. That's the only coop game I have though. Sorry, old computer.
#145341 - rossthomson (07/18/2014) [-]
Hey FJ

At the end of group 6, I was transferred suddenly to a Dutch school. I hardly spoke any coherent dutch, so my first couple of weeks were pretty rough. It took a while to plant my feet in the ground, but it went fairly quickly when I made a friend whose dad was English. This friend would later become one of my best friends, we'd hang out all the time and play guitar, taking turns at playing battlefield against bots because we knew we both sucked too much to play online, and we were both invited to each others semi-exclusive birthday parties.

Our friendship came to halt solely because of me. After graduating elementary school, and going to seperate highschools, we still hung out for the first year or so. Later came something which I still can't forgive myself over, I decided that i'd outgrown him. He still acted a bit childish, and it's not that it bothered me or I didn't find it amusing, it was that I was a little cu.ntbag who cared about his own image more than his friends. I was pretty popular, and I'm still beating myself up over how fu.cking stupid I was back then, but I started making excuses for when we couldn't hang out. Later I started outright ignoring him altogether, and it kills me now to think of how persistent he was to get us to be friends again. He'd ask mutual friends to ask me, he'd call my home phone number, because I wasn't responding to my texts, he even came to my house once, which is like a kilometer's bike ride from his.

So anyway FJ, this is my friend Chris, and he and his family were onboard flight MH17. He was a very bright kid, who loved American cartoons, Rock music, and he had a talent for football. He had just turned 16 four days ago.

I really can't forgive myself right now, and I doubt I ever will, but I hope that some memory of you will find it in your heart to forgive me.

That's all FJ, I just had to get this out of my system.
#145542 to #145341 - anonymous (07/19/2014) [-]
Chances are this is going to sound dumb, but it might help you. Write down, or at least think, of what you'd say if you could apologize to him. I don't know what you do or don't believe in, but I do know you still care about him, so I'm sure you could believe he'd know how you feel.
#145434 to #145341 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (07/18/2014) [-]
I'm sorry for your loss.   
We all do stupid things. We all have our regrets.   
Yet nothing can change the past. You use what you've learned and apply it towards the future.   
What did you learn here? Not to treat anyone lesser than you would want to treat yourself.   
You don't have to forgive yourself, but you do have to move on.   
Continue living life; Live it to the fullest. Just don't let anyone fall behind you, don't get ahead of yourself, especially when you're open to bring them back up.   
If there's one thing here that we all take for granted, it would be life.
I'm sorry for your loss.
We all do stupid things. We all have our regrets.

Yet nothing can change the past. You use what you've learned and apply it towards the future.
What did you learn here? Not to treat anyone lesser than you would want to treat yourself.

You don't have to forgive yourself, but you do have to move on.
Continue living life; Live it to the fullest. Just don't let anyone fall behind you, don't get ahead of yourself, especially when you're open to bring them back up.

If there's one thing here that we all take for granted, it would be life.
User avatar #146115 to #145434 - rossthomson (07/22/2014) [-]
Thanks for the kind words man, i'm gonna go out and pay my respects at his house today.

Really strong words, thanks for inspiring me.
User avatar #145361 to #145341 - cocoman (07/18/2014) [-]
I'm still following the news, it's so fucking deresseing that shit like this happens.
It's hard to imagine that every single person had an entire life behind, and ahead of them. You look at the news and see numbers, but they don't tell you their stories of who they were. This hits me man, so, so fucking hard. Especially since I live in the Netherlands myself.
#145347 to #145341 - thatnigger (07/18/2014) [-]
I can't even imagine what you're feeling right now and its a pretty sad situation.
I can't even imagine what you're feeling right now and its a pretty sad situation.
User avatar #145350 to #145347 - rossthomson (07/18/2014) [-]
Thanks man
User avatar #145343 to #145341 - marinepenguin (07/18/2014) [-]
Holy shit.... I'm so sorry to hear about that. I did the same thing with my friends but I grew out of it and managed to reconcile. I can't imagine how I'd feel if I didn't get the chance to make things better. Godspeed friend.
User avatar #145349 to #145343 - rossthomson (07/18/2014) [-]
Thanks for the kind words
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#145335 - balliwog ONLINE (07/18/2014) [-]
Hey guys, short and sweet here, my friend has sort of taken a dark turn recently and essentially is telling me he wants to kill himself. I have no idea what to do or say so some assistance would be top notch. Is it better to forward him to someone more qualified?
User avatar #145336 to #145335 - fistfireace (07/18/2014) [-]
It would be better for him to talk to someone who is more qualified; however, it's always nice to talk to friends/family about what's troubling you (not you, but people in general). I think you should talk to him about it, first.

Things you can talk about with him: what's troubling you?, why do you feel this way, etc. Then you can carry it out from there. If you try to talk to him, it could make him feel better and thus he won't feel like he should commit suicide. There's really nothing you can do, if talking doesn't help. If he still feels the same way, he'll have to go to someone qualified for this kinds of stuff.

Or, possibly, he can tough it out on his own (for whatever reason he's suicidal for), but that would be hard and will take a lot of time. Also, you can try talking to his parent(s) about it. Yes, he'll most likely be embarrassed and whatnot, but you'll be doing him a favor because they can get the help that he needs.
User avatar #145337 to #145336 - fistfireace (07/18/2014) [-]
I feel like I could have stated this better since it looks kind of out of order, but I stayed up all night, so whatever I guess.
#145338 to #145337 - balliwog ONLINE (07/18/2014) [-]
Nah man thats absolutely spot on, cheers for the reply
User avatar #145339 to #145338 - fistfireace (07/18/2014) [-]
Glad I could help then. Good luck with your friend.
User avatar #145323 - youngneil (07/18/2014) [-]
Can I get the joshlol crying cat thing? Thx.
User avatar #145334 to #145333 - youngneil (07/18/2014) [-]
I needed this for reasons.
User avatar #145322 - repugnantpug (07/18/2014) [-]
>Having a nice lazy day
>A wild plane appears
>Get to post
>Blow that mother fucker up like a christmas cracker
>Just shot down an enemy over our base
>Get rekt kiddo
>Phone HQ and report good news
>Long as fuck pause for reply
>Turns out it wasn't enemy
>Some commercial airliner
>End of the line for me now
>HQ is gonna fuck my asshole

What do FJ?
User avatar #145472 to #145344 - repugnantpug (07/19/2014) [-]
Well, now i just feel bad...
User avatar #145324 to #145322 - keltainenlumi (07/18/2014) [-]
get rekt I guess
#145306 - anonymous (07/18/2014) [-]
>Get dumped
>Feel sad
>Go on internet
>First captcha I see
User avatar #145288 - nigalthornberry (07/18/2014) [-]
So I attempted talking to her mom through FB and it didn't work , no reply. Any other ideas before I blindly run into Iowa?
#145331 to #145288 - dehumanizer (07/18/2014) [-]
Dude you are even worse than me.
User avatar #145320 to #145288 - lolshadowjewtwo (07/18/2014) [-]
No idea what's going on here, but Iowafag here, you can stay at my place
User avatar #145308 to #145288 - marinepenguin (07/18/2014) [-]
Question, why are you so dedicated to this girl who you've dated for like, 2 months unless its gone on much longer then I know about
User avatar #145351 to #145308 - nigalthornberry (07/18/2014) [-]
There's some stuff you don't know but i don't really know i just get a good feeling about her...
#145279 - anonymous (07/18/2014) [-]
I just started driving and I get really anxious. I've been driving on a permit for about 10 months now, and I often get to weird intersections and get confused and panic. I don't know what it is, but for some reason I always get really nervous and freaked out. What do I do?
User avatar #145291 to #145279 - moarpotatos (07/18/2014) [-]
Just drive like no one else is around and flip them off when they honk
User avatar #145289 to #145279 - alecbaldwinning ONLINE (07/18/2014) [-]
Like anything else, just practice. Start in an empty lot, drive around in the less populated parts of town, work your way up.
User avatar #145284 to #145279 - makotoitou (07/18/2014) [-]
go really fast
User avatar #145283 to #145279 - nigalthornberry (07/18/2014) [-]
There's nothing to worry about if its your turn to go then go
#145259 - anonymous (07/18/2014) [-]
Posting as anon because I know people on this site.

So a brief history before my issue. My boyfriend and I have been together for almost 5 years now. For the longest time our relationship has been pretty healthy and over all happy. Of course we've had arguments and disagreements but every relationship does. Our sex life is, at least I think it is, healthy. I mean we don't get intimate EVERY day, but on average at least once a week. We've talked about marriage and what not. (We're both 21 btw.) I always thought our relationship was perfect.

Continued because I want to stay anon....
#145297 to #145259 - confusedasian (07/18/2014) [-]
I replied down below in case you missed it.
User avatar #145272 to #145259 - alecbaldwinning ONLINE (07/18/2014) [-]
rub some dirt on it
#145263 to #145259 - anonymous (07/18/2014) [-]
a few other quick notes.

I moved 3000+ miles away from all of my friends and family. I live with him and his family.
#145260 to #145259 - anonymous (07/18/2014) [-]
My issue is last night while I was sleeping he molested me. Now, hold on before you call me a feminist, I consider it molestation because I was not consenting in anyway. He took advantage of my body while I was unconscious. When I woke up I didn't immediately scold him, I wanted to make sure he was awake. I've heard that some men can do something of the sort when they're asleep. So I tested him, when I moved like I was waking up he'd stop. As soon as he thought I was asleep again he'd continue. I "woke up" and yelled at him. I was devastated that he would do that to me. I cried and told him that what he did was so fucked up. I asked him why he would do something like that. His response was "I'm sorry, That wasn't my smoothest move." and "That wasn't the response I was expecting." I kicked him out of the room.
#145261 to #145260 - anonymous (07/18/2014) [-]
Today he gave me the cold shoulder and treated me like I was a bad person. I text him after he left for class and asked him why he was treating me that way. He told me that it seemed like I wanted nothing to do with him so he made sure I had nothing to do with him. When I told him how it made me feel like all I meant to him was an easy fuck and how I was hurt by his actions his only response was "You are as far from an "easy fuck" as they come. " and continued on about my lack of interest in sex then said that he doesn't think we should be intimate anymore "at least for a while".

What should I do?
User avatar #145321 to #145261 - norkas ONLINE (07/18/2014) [-]
Dump him. He doesn't sound like he's worth your time and effort at all and only seems in it for the sex.
User avatar #145332 to #145321 - thatnigger (07/18/2014) [-]
Dunno, if he was in it for the sex, why would he have been with her for so long if it was only once a week.
Not saying he's not in the wrong, because even the guy knows what he did was wrong, but I wouldn't say he doesn't care.
User avatar #145312 to #145261 - thatnigger (07/18/2014) [-]
You've not talked enough with him. If you felt like you had a health sex relationship but he thought it was unhealthy or lacking, then he obviously feels like he can't talk about these things with you unless it becomes a problem. I'm not saying you're the bad guy, he should have come up to you and talked to you about it if he wanted more sex and all, but honestly how would you have reacted if he asked for more? If you're saying you would have considered it or tried to make him feel better about it, then you could have told him that and there would have never been a problem in the first place. If you both communicated more, then problems would only happen less, as you would have known how he felt when he was doing that and he would have known that if he did that, it might hurt you.
Honestly, the solution is talk it out. Sure, he hurt you and made you feel insecure, and he's in the wrong, but if you're in a loving relationship that talks all these things out, none of this would have even happened. You both need to get to the point where you both could say anything to each other without worries, like he could ask for more sex without maybe hurting you making you think he's only in it for the sex, or you could ask him to do something for you now, because you feel hurt and want to trust him again. Relationships are a struggle, don't expect this to be easily fixed as well, but I'm telling you, talking it all out is so much easier. If you're both open minded and easy to talk to, it'll work out so nicely. If you're both not even listening and so hard to talk to, then what are you doing? Do you really love someone if you don't want to listen to anything they say and have nothing to do with them, ya know?
User avatar #145309 to #145261 - marinepenguin (07/18/2014) [-]
I think I'm having the same reaction your boyfriend is while putting myself in the situation. If I were him, I would think you were overreacting. You've been together 5 years, you've been intimate for a long time, so I would assume it was fine to do something like that. I know I wouldn't mind if it was done to me. I've done those things to my girlfriend and we've been together for about a year and a half, and she's totally okay with it. Now, if I were you, I would just tell him that it wasn't okay with you to take have him do that while you were sleeping. If he does it again, well then, you'll just have to go from there.
User avatar #145313 to #145309 - hoponthefeelstrain (07/18/2014) [-]
I think it was a bit of an overreaction too but I think my biggest problem is he knew it was wrong, that's why he stopped whenever he thought she was waking up. If he had a fetish like that he could have told her or something and got her consent. I think they need more communication in their relationship
User avatar #145316 to #145313 - thatnigger (07/18/2014) [-]
Yea, communication is key.
User avatar #145270 to #145261 - jokekill (07/18/2014) [-]
How do you know he molested you if you were asleep?

My boyfriend did that to me once while i was like half asleep, aaaaandddd that's how i discovered my fetish.
#145271 to #145270 - anonymous (07/18/2014) [-]
Because when I woke up he was touching me and not just through clothes. He was literally inside of me.

User avatar #145277 to #145271 - jokekill (07/18/2014) [-]
I've been in relationship for 6 years, so i'm not gonna give you the "omg break up wit him" crap. Here's my advice, but keep in mind that 6 years of being with him has turned me into a manipulative bitch to get him to care about stuff.

If he doesn't respect your belief then act all serious about it. Don't just bitch at him, act distant and make excuses for not seeing him, when he finally cracks and asks what's wrong (obviously after a few times of saying "nothing's wrong/i don't want to talk about it) then bring it up, don't get mad because men cannot sympathize with mad. Act genuinely hurt, if he's anything remotely close to an average man then he'll feel really guilty. Innitially he will express his guilt through anger and will try to turn it around on you, but take no notice, carry on acting distant and dis-heartened. Eventually he'll go and have a long hard think, he'll feel like a fucking monster and try and make it up to you. This will only work if you act really distant, don't initiate conversation with him.

Probably terrible advice but it's worked for me time and time again.
User avatar #145278 to #145277 - jokekill (07/18/2014) [-]
That is, obviously advice to get him to care and realize what he's done. The rest you will have to talk out with him.
User avatar #145264 to #145261 - nigalthornberry (07/18/2014) [-]
He was probably in the mood for some fucking and since you've been together for so long he assumed it was okay.

Stay away from sex for a while and get back to just loving each other
#145266 to #145264 - anonymous (07/18/2014) [-]
Before I fell asleep he tried to turn me on but I told him that I had too much on my mind and wasn't in the mood.

Now before all of this I went on a vacation to see my family for about a week and a few days. I've been back for 8 days and we've had sex/been intimate at least 5 times since I've come home.
User avatar #145268 to #145266 - nigalthornberry (07/18/2014) [-]
I'd say give him one more chance because of how long you've been together but be cautious and leave sex out of it
#145275 to #145268 - anonymous (07/18/2014) [-]
I guess my real question is how do I find out if he really loves me for me or for my body?

Especially with how he responded to how upset I was. It seemed like my devastation didn't mean anything to him, he was more upset about the fact that I didn't like him touching me. He got mad about the sex aspect. Shouldn't he be more concerned because he destroyed my trust and severely upset me? If a man says he wants to marry you and says that you're his best friend... doesn't that mean he should care about your feelings and want to make you happy?
User avatar #145314 to #145275 - hoponthefeelstrain (07/18/2014) [-]
he probably doesn't understand why you're so upset. His ego and pride is probably hurt because you acted repulsed when you woke up.
#145295 to #145275 - confusedasian (07/18/2014) [-]
Ask him about yourself. Test if knows anything about you. Favorite color, movies, how you like your coffee, just things like that. You said you've been together for 5 years? He should know about you. Not your body, but your personality and stuff. It's a good way to test if he actually pays attention for you, or if he's paying attention just for your body.

User avatar #145254 - jokekill (07/18/2014) [-]
I need help with what to do for my boyfriends' birthday.
He's a science nerd, he likes games, he's always desired to own an english lowbow but i can't afford one, he likes little cool gadgets and stuff.
It's next month any i don't know what to get him. I love him lots and want to make it special.
Also his birthday is over a festival so i was maybe thinking of surprising him with something, like gathering all the prettiest girls i can find to sing happy birthday to him with a cake.
User avatar #145281 to #145254 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (07/18/2014) [-]
Etsy has some really nice custom work on there.
I highly recommend it.
User avatar #145265 to #145254 - nigalthornberry (07/18/2014) [-]
Thinkgeek has some nice stuff
User avatar #145267 to #145265 - jokekill (07/18/2014) [-]
He's also a metalhead so the only merchandise he'll accept is band related
User avatar #145269 to #145267 - nigalthornberry (07/18/2014) [-]
They should have a few things band related
User avatar #145273 to #145269 - jokekill (07/18/2014) [-]
Found some sweet gadgets on there, thanks!
User avatar #145256 to #145254 - georgesmoustache (07/18/2014) [-]
Price range?
User avatar #145236 - ugottanked (07/18/2014) [-]
i could use a little bit of advice regarding my netgear router and my wireless connection
User avatar #145239 to #145236 - aesis (07/18/2014) [-]
I'm not too great with this stuff but I've some knowledge, I'll see if I can help out.
User avatar #145262 to #145239 - ugottanked (07/18/2014) [-]
fixed it, turnso ut i was using the wrong security key
User avatar #145241 to #145239 - ugottanked (07/18/2014) [-]

the thing is, my router got fucked a little while ago, ive repaired the internet connection, but the guy said wed have to re-configure our wireless, even though it was working fine

fast forward to today, wireless just stops working

also my SSID (i think thats what it is) is just simply named Netgear, if that means anything

and i am completely clueless on this kind of thing.
User avatar #145245 to #145241 - aesis (07/18/2014) [-]
What do you mean when you say your router got fucked up exactly?
User avatar #145246 to #145245 - ugottanked (07/18/2014) [-]
was having a problem with connecting to the internet period, for two weeks

so i called a guy who helped me fix it, but im clueless about how to re-configure my wireless stuff, i mean im on the netgear router thing where i CAN reconfigure it, and im trying tochange the settings but i dont know if im doing it right
User avatar #145247 to #145246 - aesis (07/18/2014) [-]
I don't have any experience with Netgear but what I would suggest would be completely restarting the whole thing. I'm not sure what way your provider would handle it, I know with some routers in order to restart it completely new you can do it from home but with some providers you may have to call them up and ask about it.

Basically you should try and set it back to factory settings, input a new ID and password for your network and try it out then. There are so many reasons why your connection might not be working and it's definitely not easy to pinpoint them by vaguely describing what's happening. Atleast with a full restart you can cut most of them out.
User avatar #145248 to #145247 - ugottanked (07/18/2014) [-]
Alright, ill do that
User avatar #145249 to #145248 - aesis (07/18/2014) [-]
Hope it helps. Sorry I'm not too good with this stuff. Usually the easiest option is the best one though, you could be wasting hours trying find the exact cause of your problems or you could just wipe it all and clear everything to a clean slab.
User avatar #145253 to #145249 - ugottanked (07/18/2014) [-]

thanks for trying at least
User avatar #145223 - severepwner ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
Can I get a fairly simple exercise routine focused on beefing up a little? I don't need to go crazy and turn my life around.

I just think I'm pretty skinny and would like a place to start.
User avatar #145311 to #145223 - marinepenguin (07/18/2014) [-]
Barbell training. Bench, squat, deadlift, overhead press. Best way to build mass.
User avatar #145292 to #145223 - teoberry (07/18/2014) [-]
gym access or nah?
User avatar #145310 to #145282 - marinepenguin (07/18/2014) [-]
Those won't beef him up very much at all. Bodyweight exercises aren't great.
User avatar #145495 to #145310 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
And that is why I don't normally try to give advice in the fitness area.
User avatar #145285 to #145282 - severepwner ONLINE (07/18/2014) [-]
Ok that actually helps, but 3 times in a single morning routine?

I'll pepsi.
User avatar #145286 to #145285 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (07/18/2014) [-]
Start off with one rep.
Then when it's easy, do two.
Then do three.
User avatar #145287 to #145286 - severepwner ONLINE (07/18/2014) [-]
Alright thanks for the help.
User avatar #145258 to #145223 - alecbaldwinning ONLINE (07/18/2014) [-]
pick things up and put them down
User avatar #145240 to #145223 - iridium ONLINE (07/18/2014) [-]
If you're looking for fairly simple, have you tried just googling it?
User avatar #145250 to #145240 - severepwner ONLINE (07/18/2014) [-]
Just getting opinions. Not to mention a good chunk are designed for landwhales trying to turn their lives around.
User avatar #145251 to #145250 - iridium ONLINE (07/18/2014) [-]
Ah, I see.
User avatar #145222 - cloooud (07/17/2014) [-]
My house has been invaded 3 times by thieves just these past 3 months. I am tired of this, and have legal possession of a gun. The next time I visually see a burglar jumping the wall of my house I will open fire.
Is this the right choice?
In Brazil (I don't know about other countries), there is an law that, for example, if you supposedly kill someone with a gun, and the person you kill (even if he's inside your house threatening you) has a weapon that is weaker than yours, knife, etc. you can still get arrested.
User avatar #145293 to #145222 - teoberry (07/18/2014) [-]
So they're jumping the wall? Have you thought of barbed wire? Preferably rusty lol so if they get cut they're in for a treat. It might not be the best but it's a good deterrent, they'll likely see it and leave because it's too much work. Or you could try and place some/anything spiky under it so when they jump they fuck themselves over, can't get back up, and are basically at your will.
#145276 to #145222 - ipostcp (07/18/2014) [-]
What calibur do you have?

Also, if you shoot them in non vital areas such as knees or limbs in general, then they will drop. (you can shoot them in the gut too, but they need immediat medical care).
User avatar #145242 to #145222 - aesis (07/18/2014) [-]
What I would suggest if you really need it, keep cable ties, a gun and something like a baton in your bedroom. If you're being invaded then spook them with the gun, hit them with the baton and tie them down. I'd use the gun as intimidation for the most part.
User avatar #145238 to #145222 - nigalthornberry (07/18/2014) [-]
Get a second gun and plant it on him
User avatar #145224 to #145222 - severepwner ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
I'm not really positive on what to say. The best situation to be in, is to have them in your house as a threat and to shoot them then. Even if their state is weaker, I'd like to say you'd be guaranteed to win in court, but it sounds like Brazil isn't too forgiving.
User avatar #145244 to #145224 - cloooud (07/18/2014) [-]
yes, that's what I thought, use the gun as intimidation.
My biggest fear is that he is also with a gun, and we're both pointing it at each other.
User avatar #145252 to #145244 - severepwner ONLINE (07/18/2014) [-]
If you're both holding a gun, fire immediately, I don't need to explain why.

Only use the gun for intimidation if they are in fact weaker, if they don't freeze when you demand it, I'd recommend you fire.
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