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#154759 - xnotcreative (09/15/2014) [-]
I can't fucking do this anymore.

My fiance (marrying out of wedlock) is absolutely insufferable.

She just came back from a friends house bragging about how she smoked weed for the first time and is looking into clothes with marijuana leaves on it and saw a video of the milk carton stunt in a grocery store and keeps talking about how she would "so do it."

This wouldn't be so bad except we're parents of a 6 month old baby and I'm at my fucking end.

I'm going to college and working to make something of myself and curbed every addiction I had for my little one but my fiance is doing close to nothing for our baby. She's borderline worthless. She wouldn't even breastfeed the baby because she's such a lazy cunt.

What do I do? What CAN I do?
User avatar #154864 to #154759 - jokekill ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #154861 to #154759 - profkitty (09/15/2014) [-]
First of if you want custody, start collecting evidence, videos/pictures/recordings/etc. and testimonies, get a lot of evidence that shows the disdain towards the child, poor motherly care/instincts, she wants nothing with the child, if money is strict how she is wasting it, etc etc. This evidence will also play effect if you want away from her because she is unsuitable, also evidence she is using illicite drugs and can be put away, if she is crazy.
This is if waht that nigger does not work. You need to have a strong argument if you are ever taken to court.
I am truly sorry about this and for your child xnotcreative.
User avatar #154812 to #154759 - thirdjess ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
It's kinda harsh and kinda petty, but it seems like she's a bit of an attention whore. If that's the case, man hold an intervention. Shit I know if my family and friends held an intervention for my habit of collecting shit in case I want to make something with it I would crawl into a ball and make damn sure my house was spotless for the near future at least.
User avatar #154760 to #154759 - thatnigger (09/15/2014) [-]
Chances are she isn't responsible enough to even have a baby and because you're almost forced to marry her it seems, she doesn't have anything to fear. Unless you're able to leave whenever you want from this relationship, she has nothing to worry about as you'll take care of the baby, is at least what she's thinking.

Honestly, if talking to her doesn't work, try counselling. If that doesn't work I think you just have to live with the fact your kid's probably not going to get much love from the mother. I guess either run now or divorce later, I mean maybe she might change and become more mature with time but I'm not seeing it now if she's already pushing the baby into a corner and almost out of sight, ya know?
#154750 - destroyerofcunt ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
what's a good substence to put on your knife/gun when out in the forest for a good amount of days, i have heard of fat but i do not want to risk it.
#154742 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/15/2014) [-]
there's a girl my m8 likes and we hang out with her a bunch but he never says anything because he's afraid of her not wanting to be friends or being awkward or something else like fucking goats ejaculating on him and her at the same time. how do i tell him to stop being stupid?
User avatar #154738 - trolljunkusa (09/15/2014) [-]
A bit of background info:

6 years ago I started smoking pot. Just this year my family started to find out about it, and while my dad is cool with it, my mom is very straight edge, and thinks I'm damaging myself. I constantly get battered with "Why do you go to the gym so often if you smoke pot and are destroying your body". The issue is, she's started to turn my whole family against me. I can't even talk to one of my sisters anymore (btw my sister owns a 250 dollar bong and has been smoking twice as long as I have) because my mom makes it seem to them that I only smoke weed and don't focus on anything

So, here is my issue:

Recently, my whole family on my moms side just had an intervention for me about my "Pot addiction" lmao. But the thing is, me smoking weed isn't affecting my negatively at all. I'm on the deans list, haven't gotten below a 95% in any of college courses, and I'm about to land an internship at oldest sisters (who had the same thing happen to her that I'm facing now) fiances company where I'll be getting paid 19$ an hour and as soon as I graduate I'll be one of the head sysadmins at the company and making over 100K a year. So obviously I'm on a good path. I've repeatedly reminded my mother of this, but it seems that she is still convinced I'm gonna drop out of college, start doing crack, and overdose or something.

Now obviously, to stop this, I should start smoking weed

Here is my problem
I'm not addicted, but the only reason I'm doing good in college is because of smoking weed.

When I'm not baked, I'm a very agitated, distracted, hyped up, energetic, anxious fucker who can't motivate himself to get his homework done. My adderal helps with that, but that usually wears off around 2PM, and then the adderal withdrawel for me makes me more demotivated, depressed, and angry. So I smoke weed to negate these effects, in fact, I find homework fun when I'm baked, I do better on tests when I study baked.

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#154740 to #154738 - llamasattack (09/15/2014) [-]
i love smoking pot and studying, i dont remember anything from a week ago on the top of my head, and also forget the things i do during the day(b/c of acid which was really fun and fucked up my brain). But when im high and studying i feel that i remember it more. i used to sleep inclass all the time until i started smoking pot again, now i dont fall asleep in any of my classes throughout the day
User avatar #154739 to #154738 - trolljunkusa (09/15/2014) [-]
So my question is:

How can I get my mom to stop freaking out about me smoking weed? I don't do it in her house, I don't take weed in her house (I buy in g's and smoke it all in a night in my car and if I have any leftover, it usually stays in my car). I've tried to explain all this to her, but she doesn't realize it, and I don't want to sacrifice my grades just to prove it to her.

God, I wish she was like my dad, my dad fully agrees with me, but refuses to defend me.
User avatar #154745 to #154739 - Decode ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
Honesty, you might need to just "go along" with her plan so she cools down. Now, when I say that, I don't mean give up pot, especially if it helps your grades and overall well-being, but you definitely need to find a way to be more discrete about it. Your mom sounds a lot like mine, and if she is, she won't back down no matter what you have to say, and despite the proof you've shown her that you're going all the right places. How did she discover you smoked in the first place, after going 6 years undetected?
User avatar #154747 to #154745 - trolljunkusa (09/15/2014) [-]
The issue is, I can't hide it all that often. I don't mind driving with weed in my car cause it'll get smoked, and I don't travel that far when I have weed, but I have to bring my pieces and lighters and shit in sometimes cause I don't like driving around with it.
User avatar #154748 to #154747 - Decode ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
So, just to be clear, your mom is the type to ignore any/all logic you throw at her, and she is always right- kinda mom? She doesn't care that despite smoking weed you are doing better than a majority of people nowadays who don't smoke, don't go to the gym like you, and don't have the grades you have?
#154767 to #154748 - dehumanizer (09/15/2014) [-]
>thinking weed is the reason he has good grades
User avatar #154807 to #154767 - Decode ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
>Not reading his comments fully before commenting
>Not reading my comments fully before commenting

If you did, you realize he ackowledges it just helps him deal with stress, and I acknowledged that, I acknowledged pot helped him unwind and some what then aided his studies. Because, if you read his fully, you'd know it certainly hasn't effected him negatively, hell you could learn a thing or two about what this guy does, he sounds really successful. Not saying you need to smoke but, but you could definitley learn how he got where he is going today.

come on dehumanizer, I know you can read
#154808 to #154807 - dehumanizer (09/15/2014) [-]
Thats what druggies think, in reality its just slowing him down. He would be even better if he didnt smoke but ayy lmao 420 blaze it

>source ex alcoholic
User avatar #154813 to #154808 - trolljunkusa (09/15/2014) [-]
Before I started smoking my GPA freshman year of highschool wasn't even a 1.0, when I started smoking, I got it up to a 3.1 because I was actually able to calm down and not try and do 30 things at once while my mind is trying to pay attention to the brightly colored poster across the room for no reason. I have very bad ADHD, even went to a special elementary and middle school to combat it, and took many prescription drugs that turned me into a zombie. Weed is the only drug that worked, and I wouldn't be who I am today without mary jane
#154840 to #154813 - dehumanizer (09/15/2014) [-]
Or maybe you could stop hidint behind excuses and get off your fat ass to study?
User avatar #154866 to #154840 - trolljunkusa (09/16/2014) [-]
I, I have a 3.9GPA, I've been on the deans list every semester since freshman year. Nigga read my post all the way
#154912 to #154866 - dehumanizer (09/16/2014) [-]
This is just your excuse to do weed.
User avatar #154809 to #154808 - Decode ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
nigga what?
>deans list
>good grades
>about to get great internship that will lead to an even greater job after he graduates.
> "he'll do better if he wasn't a druggie"

So with that we can assume he'll turn into a fucking genius-tier person if he stopped smoking?
#154839 to #154809 - dehumanizer (09/15/2014) [-]
it will be better for him
User avatar #154752 to #154748 - trolljunkusa (09/15/2014) [-]
Yep, she thinks I'm slowly killing myself, and she's convinced that her depression is caused by the one joint she smoked with her friend when she was 18. Where it really is her just pushing her oldest daughter out of her life, and now shes doing the same to me for the same reason

User avatar #154746 to #154745 - trolljunkusa (09/15/2014) [-]
I got careless one night and left my bong in a drawer in my bathroom, and of course, she cleaned it that day.
#154743 to #154739 - brawndotheseadrago ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
There's only one possible thing you can do:

Smoke weed with your mother.
User avatar #154736 - rokkarokkaali ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
So I accidentally stabbed myself with a pencil (little fuck fell and I closed my hand to catch it) and now I have a bit of pencil lead in my finger. I've had it for like a week now and it doesn't hurt. Should I get it out or is it going to hurt?
#154768 to #154736 - dehumanizer (09/15/2014) [-]
The best cource of action is amputation.
User avatar #154744 to #154736 - brawndotheseadrago ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
I've known people who have had led stuck in their skin for over 10 years. If yours gets infected, then absolutely get removed, but don't be super worried about it for now.
User avatar #154850 to #154744 - bostpost (09/15/2014) [-]
I've had a piece of graphite stuck in my hand for 16 years. The wonderful thing about black carbon (i.e., charcoals, soots, biochar, and graphite) is that it's incredibly resilient to biotic and abiotic degradation, so it'll probably be there in my casket for several thousand years after I die.
#154733 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/15/2014) [-]
What's the difference between confidence and over-confidence?
User avatar #154778 to #154733 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #154726 - winners (09/15/2014) [-]
so I tried makeup once and i guess i picked the wrong kind? when i went into the sun, it glittered and it was embarrassing. any tips on makeup? i was using liquid foundation (i think) to cover up some red marks
User avatar #154732 to #154726 - hsm ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
you should just focus on one problem at a time. Get your hamstrings fixed.
User avatar #154734 to #154732 - winners (09/15/2014) [-]
lol face first
User avatar #154735 to #154734 - hsm ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
well then, the use of makeup should be done with 2 things in mind,
the sensitivity of your skin and the product. That's all i know about makeup. Don't buy the cheap stuff and don't fill your face with it.
User avatar #154714 - nativninja (09/15/2014) [-]
So, my girlfriend and I have just very recently started having sex, but it hurts her mostly because I was the one to take her virginity. how much longer do you think it'll hurt her?
#154769 to #154714 - dehumanizer (09/15/2014) [-]
>it hurts

sorry but thats not the truth, your penis is simply too small to satisfy her
User avatar #154805 to #154769 - nativninja (09/15/2014) [-]
lik dis if u cri evr tim
User avatar #154730 to #154714 - dragondust (09/15/2014) [-]
Just give her time. If she says it hurts then it hurts.
It won't be like that forever so just be patient.
User avatar #154725 to #154714 - hsm ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
it's different for every girl. Some get over it after the first time, some take a few months or weeks. Just be gentle nigger.
User avatar #154727 to #154725 - nativninja (09/15/2014) [-]
how many... time do you think? we've been going at it about 2 times a week for about 3 weeks
User avatar #154728 to #154727 - hsm ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
as i said it's different for every girl. I can guarantee that she'll get used to it but be patient with her. Just don't be rough. For girls it's more than just having a vagina way too tight. They have all the psychological thing going on too. Also try to talk about it. Sometimes talking about things is way better than guess work. Finger her and make sure she is wet before entering.
User avatar #154729 to #154728 - nativninja (09/15/2014) [-]
I have. i bought some lubricant too
#154731 to #154729 - hsm ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
lube is very important
User avatar #154716 to #154714 - ipostcp (09/15/2014) [-]
Try sticking it in her pussy instead.
User avatar #154717 to #154716 - nativninja (09/15/2014) [-]
I have, its just she's still really tight.
User avatar #154737 to #154717 - rokkarokkaali ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
Have you tried not having a big cock
User avatar #154741 to #154737 - nativninja (09/15/2014) [-]
Oh you, don't flatter me... but not to be cocky but that is one of the problems
#154708 - itsthatguyagain ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
What are these things? I don't remember saving this picture.
User avatar #154715 to #154708 - uncalledforgiraffe (09/15/2014) [-]
She will probably get use to it and the pain will go away within the next few times you guys have sex
User avatar #154709 to #154708 - arenaferox (09/15/2014) [-]
That looks like a bag of doritos to me.
User avatar #154711 to #154709 - itsthatguyagain ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
The animals surrounding the doritoes. They look like some sort of shellfish.
User avatar #154712 to #154711 - arenaferox (09/15/2014) [-]
I was referencing this imgur.com/P3B81
No idea what exactly what those things are.
User avatar #154713 to #154712 - itsthatguyagain ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
Apparently they're giant isopods.
#154707 - ilikelizards (09/15/2014) [-]
Do you prefer a smaller or larger public school?
User avatar #154710 to #154707 - arenaferox (09/15/2014) [-]
smaller is better foe learning. Bigger is better for more choices.
User avatar #154699 - Izen (09/15/2014) [-]
is this possible:
zip files
encrypt the zip multiple times (encrypt, decrypt with wrong key etc etc)
take a group of those encrypted zips and zip them
then encrypt that
User avatar #154719 to #154699 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
Bro just zip the file, create a VHD, then encrypt the VHD
User avatar #154720 to #154719 - Izen (09/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #154723 to #154721 - Izen (09/15/2014) [-]
nah nah nah
has to be zipped
the idea is to seal an entire computer within one zip file
within zips and encrtyptions
User avatar #154692 - warwolfrider (09/14/2014) [-]
Admin need help posting on game define
#154687 - walmartysnextghost (09/14/2014) [-]
any computer science majors solid with the c++? I have a very specific issue that I need a pretty noobish answer for and the rest of the internet is proving fruitless. I've taken to just post on forums and praying cause I have like 5 hours left to finish this lab and this is my only hang up.
User avatar #154771 to #154687 - bminous (09/15/2014) [-]
A C++ string is an object, whereas a C-string is an array of char's plus an ending '\0' char. So, if you want an array of C-strings, it has to be an array of arrays, aka a two-dimensional array. The C-string array declaration should look something like:


The C++ String's cstr() function returns a c-string equivalent of the C++ String, ie. an array of the char's plus a '\0' character. So conversion of an n-length Array of Strings with longest String length of lng would look like:

for(int i=0;i<CplusArray.length();i++){
StructArray[i][] = CPlusArray[i];
#154821 to #154771 - walmartysnextghost (09/15/2014) [-]
i'm not making an array of cstrings though, it's an array of structs with a cstring member
#154822 to #154821 - walmartysnextghost (09/15/2014) [-]
which may still classify as a multi-dimensional array, but uses the struct[i].member syntax i'm pretty sure
User avatar #154691 to #154687 - makotoitou (09/14/2014) [-]
I'm decent, what is it?
#154695 to #154691 - walmartysnextghost (09/14/2014) [-]
ok, basically I have an array of c++ string objects that I need to convert to c-strings and move to an array of structures. the only way I've found to change a c++ string to a c string is using .cstr(). basically my code right now looks like
while(i<= count){
i'm really not sure if I'm using that dot operator correctly or if there's a better way to do it, i've tried just going StructArray[i].cstring=CplusArray[i].c_str(); and that didn't work either. Basically it won't read into my array because the types don't match and I don't really know what to do from there.
User avatar #154696 to #154695 - makotoitou (09/15/2014) [-]
I never done c++ to c so i don't know if anything is more efficient, but what if you took a string from the c++ array, broke it down into characters, reconstructed the string into a temporary c string, put that temp string into the c array, and then looped this for everything in the c++ array?
#154697 to #154696 - walmartysnextghost (09/15/2014) [-]
I just don't how to break it down into characters in the first place. Like, all a c-string is is an array of characters. I even tried using a temp[] variable to read out of my cplusplus array but if i use temp[i] that just points to a single character and if i use just temp[] all i'm doing is trying to change the value of a constant pointer. I'm very lost. The worst part is I know I had to do this at some point for a lab last semester and I can't find it anywhere.
#154675 - infinitereaper (09/14/2014) [-]
Looking to study Econ, any Econ majors out there with advice?

actually can someone explain this whole college thing to me?
User avatar #154694 to #154675 - manofbeardliness (09/14/2014) [-]
Don't listen to anon, he doesn't know shit. Economics is a social science comprised of many disciplines (psychology, sociology, political science, history, etc In my case environmental science(s) . I think a good description of economics is that it's "a social science that studies how individuals, governments, firms and nations make choices on allocating scarce resources to satisfy their unlimited wants. Economics can generally be broken down into: macroeconomics, which concentrates on the behavior of the aggregate economy; and microeconomics, which focuses on individual consumers".

In my case, I'm about to graduate this December with a degree in Natural Resource Economics and because of my Internship I might land a job(that I'll actually like) with a starting salary of 56k (with benefits) straight out of college. Money isn't everything and job satisfaction is important so that's why I chose something that involved other subjects I liked. Now with all that being said economics is known as the dismal science (do some independent research on that one, I don't have the time to list all the reasons for that).

All I can say is take an economics course and dip your toes in the water, it's all valuable information and since it touches on a lot of subjects it' a lot of fun and the math involved doesn't get hard unless you're majoring in it .
#154701 to #154694 - infinitereaper (09/15/2014) [-]
Sounds amazing. Though I still have no idea what's going on.
How does one study a type of economics?
Well I know that I want to study macroeconomics over micro. Micro is gay.

As for job satisfaction I want money. That's why I plan to work for the government. Because it's tax payer money and all. They just throw it away by the tons! Not to mention health benefits. Either way. I want to work for the Department of Defense, the DOD is a great place to build a career.

Of course everyone's version of happiness is different.
I want to be an economist. I know that much.
Anyways I'm happy for you. That's awesome. I'm pretty stupid so I'm not even sure that I can do it. Kudos to you.

So the math isn't incredibly hard? Math is my worse subject.
I love it.

Anyways. I'm really confused. Right now I have 2 years for an associates, but don't know if I can study economics, currently I'm in enrolled in a business program. But I don't want to work on an MBA I want to work on a doctorate in economics.

Any ideas? On where I should start?
I was planning on asking whoever I could find tomorrow at my college.
User avatar #154806 to #154701 - manofbeardliness (09/15/2014) [-]
Microeconomics is the most pertinent to daily life and will give you a good grasp on what economics is. It's also pretty much advised to take micro before macro anyway. You will be able to take an economics, colleges offer economics as one of the options to satisfy Social Science requirements.

Even if the money is a deciding factor for you, take in mind the fact that you are pursuing something that'll you'll likely do for the rest of your working career. One of my favorite professors was a banker for 20 years and made over 120k a year, but he hated it. Now he teaches and makes less than half of what he used to, but his job satisfaction is higher. A big topic in economics is weighing the opportunity costs (look it up) of your actions. Don't go into college thinking you know what you want to do, it's good to have a plan, but your first year should be where you do some soul searching. When I started college I wanted to be a marine biologist, but after my second year my goals had changed and I pursued economics.

If you want to one day have PhD in economics you'll first need a B.A, or B.S so for now don't even focus on that. And on top of that, your B,A(S) would have to align with what you want to do in graduate school. So if you want to be an economist, you'll probably need to major in either political science or economics then go on to grad school.

The math in micro and macroeconomics is pretty simple. To get a degree though, you'll have to take a few math courses. For mine, I had to take statistics and two calcs. Ultimately, the amount of math you take depends on the state and university but generally even if you pursued a B.A in econ you're likely required to take a statistics and a calculus.
#154854 to #154806 - infinitereaper (09/15/2014) [-]
Well actually I'm already in macro. I don't care much about micro since I'm more of a big picture kind of guy, but I'm sure I'll be interested in learning it when the time comes. I definitely won't specialize in it though.

As for the rest of my life I couldn't say. My ambition is limitless, but yes, I definitely want to be an economist. Money is a huge factor for me. To me it's the same as happiness. Like I always say, freedom isn't free but it is for sale. You can buy anything with money even life. I'll find a way to both make money and enjoy my work. That's a great life goal I think.

Anyways I know exactly what I want to do. It took me about 3 weeks to figure it out. I don't want to study business. I want to study economics.

I suppose I'm not like most people. I've always known what I've wanted, but never had a path to get there. I finally found mine. I can feel it. It excites my soul and radiates in my blood.

Anyways yeah. I suppose I'm just going to go the economist route.
I talked to an advisor too and he helped me with my classes.
I'm going to go for a general associates with an emphasis on economics classes and perquisites.

I'll take some extra classes, take as many classes as I can and the summer and just get going.
Yeah the math seems pretty hard, so I'm going to start teaching and preparing myself now.

My biggest problem (as always) is money. I only have money for 2 years so I'm going to take as many classes as possible. Then I'm probably going to have to work full time and nearly kill myself trying to go to school to complete my bachelors. Once I have that I'll have better job opportunities. After that, I'll work towards a doctorate.

Anyways, since I'm starting out, typically, what classes are required for econ?
Sorry if I'm being a bother, but a list would be very helpful.
User avatar #154858 to #154854 - manofbeardliness (09/15/2014) [-]
Well every state has a list of prerequisites that have to be met before you can get a degree (Associates, B.A, B.S, etc) so if you know what degree you want at what University, than go to their website navigate to the degree and then match them to what you can take at community college.

My advice on classes to take and pay the most attention to, are: Psychology, Sociology, Statistics, Calculus, Political Science, Personal Finance, and Marketing.
Also since you're in community college, take advantage of the fact that your professor has a lot more time to pay attention to your educational needs and are far more inclined to help you where you struggle. Take all the hardest classes you need at a University at your college, you'll save money and your professor actually gives a shit whether you pass or not.

User avatar #154862 to #154858 - infinitereaper (09/16/2014) [-]
Alright sounds good. Thanks.
User avatar #154693 to #154675 - arenaferox (09/14/2014) [-]
As for college. Imagine high school except not terrible. Total class time is much shorter for me than in high school. People treat you like adults which is nice.
Tuition is cray. I'm going to an extension of USC that basically serves as my city's community college. Tuition here is much cheaper that at the main college. That really helped since I had no car or money or job at the time.
Teachers will not push you(mostly) so you have to keep up with yourself.
If you haven't decided on a major yet than I would look at taking basic, required classes that you are going to have to take regardless of what your major is.
This is my story so I have no idea how college will be for you.
User avatar #154702 to #154693 - infinitereaper (09/15/2014) [-]
Well I enrolled for Business. But I'm barely on 1 semester. So idk. Maybe I can switch to Econ though I don't think they have an econ program. Isn't associates mostly general education anyhow? Oh I'm so confused.

And yeah, class time is pretty short. I'm finding the homework to be the worse. It's hard and takes forever. The tests are probably going to kick my ass too.

I've got 2 years of school free though so I've got that going for me.
User avatar #154706 to #154702 - arenaferox (09/15/2014) [-]
Is it a 2 or 4 year college? If 2-year then I don't think you're gonna find much more than associate programs. You'll have to transfer at some point to a 4-year university to head towards bachelor degree. Associate degrees are basically casul degrees, you can do stuff with associate but you will find more job opportunities with bachelors and beyond. I think most teachers(high school) have to have a bachelors.
If it is a 4-year university then I would suggest looking at colleges that do offer what you're looking for.
When transferring you want to look at what credits are going to transfer over and what will not. I would talk to an adviser(also with the school you're looking at transferring to) about that.
I didn't really know what I was doing, luckily I have an older sibling that just graduated so I got some help from that.
I don't know what you do know or what you don't know, so I hope I'm not mentioning stuff you already know.
User avatar #154724 to #154706 - infinitereaper (09/15/2014) [-]
I want to work towards a doctorate so obviously I'm going to switch schools, and probably more than once.
Yeah right now I'm just at a 2 year. so idk. I want to study econ, but they don't have any programs for that. I'm currently in for business.

And yeah I've got pretty much nobody I can go to for help. I'll ask whatever advisors I can find and such about the whole issue. thanks for responding
User avatar #154690 to #154675 - arenaferox (09/14/2014) [-]
Are you going to a college? See if you can find a professor to help you with that question.
User avatar #154703 to #154690 - infinitereaper (09/15/2014) [-]
I'll try asking advisers.
#154680 to #154675 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/14/2014) [-]
dont m8
economics have no use
you'll basically debate libertarian vs socialism or something like that
and hear idiot people say something like "taxing is like using force" or some shit like that all day
you'll just rage quit, trust me
become an engineer like everyone else
User avatar #154681 to #154680 - infinitereaper (09/14/2014) [-]
Well I want to work for the government.
Pay for economists is like 70-180k
I want cushy benefits and tax payer money
#154683 to #154681 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/14/2014) [-]
yo im just being realistic with you
i don't think that's gonna happen
do some really extensive research beforeyou do anything
dont wanna end up in starbucks
User avatar #154684 to #154683 - infinitereaper (09/14/2014) [-]
Are you sure you aren't a 14 year old white kid living in Europe?
This doesn't apply to eurofags
User avatar #154686 to #154684 - ipostcp (09/14/2014) [-]
Are you like 14 years old? Cause economics sounds like a degree in pumping gas into cars.
#154688 to #154686 - infinitereaper (09/14/2014) [-]

Is there anybody on this board with an actual degree?
I really do need advice here.

Preferably from people who know what the fuck they are talking about.
User avatar #154689 to #154688 - ipostcp (09/14/2014) [-]
Gg, there are jobs for it but you know how many better qualified people there are looking for jobs? Lol
#154698 to #154689 - infinitereaper (09/15/2014) [-]
You can say that about everything, even life.
It's just an excuse to not try or work hard.
You can either claw your way to the top or stay a loser for the rest of your life.

seriously though. I have 2 years of free education, then I'm looking to either get a job hook up with the DOD or a contract job and pay the rest of it myself whilst I work towards a doctorate. It's going to be long and hard and cost a lot of money. But with a few of the right steps things might work out. I'm sure it'll be worth it in the end.

I don't have much personal affiliation with generals but my father might. In the end that might help me get a recommendation somewhere, though I doubt it.
#154685 to #154684 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/14/2014) [-]
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#154673 - haydentheviking (09/14/2014) [-]
The girl i was talking about a few days ago    
she goes to me as im about to tell her i like her &quot; ive been talking to this guy called jack&quot;    
it was awful now he looks and from what ive heard a typical douche so should i just go ahead and be her mate and when they break up or something i hope i tell her i like her    
wat do
The girl i was talking about a few days ago

she goes to me as im about to tell her i like her " ive been talking to this guy called jack"

it was awful now he looks and from what ive heard a typical douche so should i just go ahead and be her mate and when they break up or something i hope i tell her i like her

wat do
User avatar #154761 to #154673 - thatnigger (09/15/2014) [-]
Move on and find someone else. Don't wait for her to break up and find someone else the next day.
User avatar #154794 to #154761 - haydentheviking (09/15/2014) [-]
Guess ill just have to get over her

oh well i think i fell for the idea of her and what she could be to what she does and is

its a shame she is really cute
User avatar #154797 to #154794 - thatnigger (09/15/2014) [-]
Eye candy doesn't actually taste that sweet.

Just saying, it's not worth waiting around for something that's not even guaranteed, ya know?
User avatar #154798 to #154797 - haydentheviking (09/15/2014) [-]
I get cha man i get cha

oh well i got the rest of college to meet a girl
#154672 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/14/2014) [-]
I'm going out with a girl for a year who i love but found out today a girl i liked for years likes me but was really shy i love them both what can i do if it helps first girl 8/10 second 9/10
#154671 - dragx (09/14/2014) [-]
Does anyone have good or moderate photo editing skills?
Does anyone have good or moderate photo editing skills?
#154722 to #154671 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
For the most part, yeah. I love using Photoshop.
What's up?
User avatar #154827 to #154722 - dragx (09/15/2014) [-]
Ah well thanks man, it's a bit of photo manipulation, I need someone to put this design I have onto a coin as if it were a part of the coin, all metalic and whatnot, I'm gonna be out for a while but when I get back I'll show you.
Thanks though man, been looking for someone who can do this stuff, personally I neither have the skill nor software to do it.
User avatar #154828 to #154827 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
Interesting idea, not sure how I'll tackle it but I'll give it a shot.
Anon is kind of right, but at the same time if you're creative enough you can accomplish anything.
#154676 to #154671 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/14/2014) [-]
perhaps, what is it?
User avatar #154677 to #154676 - dragx (09/14/2014) [-]
Very basic coin design, you may wanna come off anon for this. Not designing the actually coin, i'll give you the template, but putting a design on one side of the coin.
#154678 to #154677 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/14/2014) [-]
that's not really photo editing. that's going into the realm of graphic illustration/design.

If you want me to design something then I can't help you, ask someone who might have adobe illustrator.
User avatar #154679 to #154678 - dragx (09/14/2014) [-]
hmm this is hard to explain.. it's more photo manipulation. I have a design, but I need someone to put it on the coin so it looks like it's a part of the coin, you know, metallic and all.
User avatar #154670 - poakmarshall ONLINE (09/14/2014) [-]
Ok guys, im dating this girl named Addie, her ex is one of my BEST FRIENDS, they broke up because he told her he lover her and she freaked out.............they broke up about a month a ago and we started dating 2 weeks ago.....we have talked, and talked, and talked for about a week and he has told me he's fine, both me and Addie have talked to him but he still has a problem with me dating her [side note: i was the one to help him cope with her breaking up with him for a while, also i have known both of them for YEARS now]. I still find posts on FB about how he "Feesl worthless" or "Can't go on living"....i might add that he IS bipolar.....guys...wat do?
User avatar #154682 to #154670 - Decode ONLINE (09/14/2014) [-]
I dunno about you, but I thought one of the cardinal rules when it comes to dating your bros ex, is to not and it's only made worse by he fact you were the one to comfort him when they broke up, then just a month later be like "So, I'm fucking her, we cool?!"

You don't do that to your m8's, of course he's gonna tell you he's fine with it. You're his friend too, he wants you to be happy. Being bipolar doesn't really have much to do with that reaction, as most depressed dudes act like that and regret it later I'm not trying to hate on you, I just hope you realize how that seems. That being said, if you have already tried talking to him, then just leave him be. He has to get over it eventually, and though that sounds rough there's really not more you can do if you have honestly talked with him.
User avatar #154667 - chimpaflimp (09/14/2014) [-]
Webms don't work for me. As content, they come up as a white box. In a comment, a black box. My tablet doesn't allow 3rd party content so I can't download shit. HALP.
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