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User avatar #178688 - itzsquiggle (03/23/2015) [-]
What if... I'm a casual...
#178690 to #178688 - confusedasian (03/23/2015) [-]
We can still be casual friends. I can show you the wold. Shining shimmering splendid.
We can still be casual friends. I can show you the wold. Shining shimmering splendid.
#178685 - voltblack (03/23/2015) [-]
Okay so I've been thinking about getting one of these little things as a pet, but I never owned a reptile before. I'm doing a shit ton of research to figure out the best way to care for these things before I set out and buy one, so any advice?
User avatar #178686 to #178685 - cpawsome (03/23/2015) [-]
Give it a self respecting name.

Not some shit like Liz or Megan, but something like, Mike.
User avatar #178687 to #178686 - voltblack (03/23/2015) [-]
I was thinking of something like Duke, but Mike works too.
User avatar #178691 to #178687 - confusedasian (03/23/2015) [-]
-Big fish tank
-Lamp for heat source
-One of those little rock bowls for water
-Little den
-My teacher give her's a hammock
-Take out of the cage so it can run around with excercise
-Leave them out of the cage
-Forget about them
-Accidently sit on it
-RIP in peace Mike.

You can also feed them fruits and veggies. Saw my art teacher do it. They also apparently like being petted and carried. Bery noice.
User avatar #178692 to #178691 - voltblack (03/23/2015) [-]
Sounds good, I already got a heat source. I didn't know they also eat fruit as well so that's helpful. Many thank.
User avatar #178694 to #178692 - confusedasian (03/23/2015) [-]
Here's what they can eat. My teacher's in particular liked apples if I remember correctly.

www.thebeardeddragon.org/what-do-bearded-dragons-eat.php


Don't sit on Mike though. Bearded dragons in particular are really weak against being sat on.
User avatar #178695 to #178694 - voltblack (03/23/2015) [-]
Main concern with the live food is where to store it, but this list is helpful, thaaank you. And I promise not to sit on Mike ever.
User avatar #178697 to #178695 - confusedasian (03/23/2015) [-]
My teacher put them in a small container near the lizard's tank. Feed the insects too. The saying "You are what you eat" is pretty enforced here. Healthy bugs mean healthy lizards. Here's another link.

pogopogona.com/feeding-bearded-dragons/what-do-bearded-dragons-eat


It's more detailed.
User avatar #178699 to #178697 - voltblack (03/24/2015) [-]
Got it. And that table telling when to feed one is also really helpful. Once again, thanks man.
#178700 to #178699 - confusedasian (03/24/2015) [-]
I am no man. I am a woman my friend.   
   
   
   
A woman that just so happens to have a beard, hairy legs, hairy chests, and a ridiculously small penis.
I am no man. I am a woman my friend.



A woman that just so happens to have a beard, hairy legs, hairy chests, and a ridiculously small penis.
User avatar #178701 to #178700 - voltblack (03/24/2015) [-]
You're a pretty manly woman.
#178770 to #178708 - voltblack (03/24/2015) [-]
Son of a bitch...
Son of a bitch...
User avatar #178683 - herblegerble (03/23/2015) [-]
So recently (I don't know when it started I just noticed last week when my computer BSOD'd because of temperatures nearing 100C) my CPU has been running super hot when doing nothing at all. Originally it was idling at ~60C but right now it's running at 87C with nothing but Chrome and coretemp open.

I went to the BIOS hoping to find some fan settings to tweak. No luck. CPU fan (stock) is currently running at max speed and CPU is still at 90C. Im hoping to buy a new cooler within the week but I'm not sure that the fan is the problem because these temperatures are actually ridiculous.

It's also worth mentioning that the CPU seems to be overclocking it self by about 200MHz, all the time. It's currently running at 3500MHz with (as I said) just chrome open. I should add that I saw an "OC Tuner" setting in the BIOS and thought maybe I could underclock it for now but that seems to have made things worse, and pressing F5 and resetting to defaults hasn't changed it at all.

What on earth is going on?! I'd rather not melt my CPU if possible because right now I can't afford even the cheapest of all processors (being a student is hard) so resolving this issue would be fantastic. I'd also like to be able to watch 720p youtube videos without running at 95C.

Please help
User avatar #178693 to #178683 - confusedasian (03/23/2015) [-]
Perform an exorcist. Sounds like some ghost is fuckng with your shit. Put it's bitch ass in place.
User avatar #178680 - confusedasian (03/23/2015) [-]
I live in Florida with no access to German or Swedish and I have no reason to learn either language.

Which do you guys think I should learn?
User avatar #178713 to #178680 - enjoigiggity (03/24/2015) [-]
German, I just think it's a cooler language and more of a chance of needing to know it
User avatar #178684 to #178680 - yaybacon (03/23/2015) [-]
Learn whatever you want, but if its a foreign language use this www.duolingo.com/ they even have an app.
User avatar #178689 to #178684 - confusedasian (03/23/2015) [-]
Yeah, I was going to use that. I have like 3 language apps. Guess I'll just flip a coin or something.
User avatar #178676 - jaytothadee (03/23/2015) [-]
Advice how bad did i fuck up
>be me couple days ago
>going to zumies
>cute register girl
>wearing booty shorts
DAT ASS.jpg
>she starts to talk to me
>My mind rushing around the one thing i could think is dont say you too
>she goes up to a skateboard deck already had it it was shit
>grabs it and takes it down
>hands it to me
>she said she just got it in stock its supplier is good wood
>I said no I already have that
>she said to me bring it in sometimes i want to see your good wood
>think of all the greentext posts in my head
>"y-you too"

>
#178678 to #178676 - confusedasian (03/23/2015) [-]
So, did she show you her wood yet or?
User avatar #178655 - thegamegestapo (03/23/2015) [-]
ITT we share useful information/websites/whatever.

I'll start with www.thread.com

You sign up for free and answer a few questions about your fashion tastes. It then assigns you a real life personal stylist who sends you recommendations based on your own personal fashion sense. You don't even have to buy anything but if you do it links you to where you can get them.

They've got a lot of traffic at the moment so it might take four or five days for you to get your first suggestions but I'd definitely recommend it. Gurlz be mirin'


Your turn.
User avatar #178659 to #178655 - hirollin (03/23/2015) [-]
What a neat idea. can you customize price range?
User avatar #178660 to #178659 - thegamegestapo (03/23/2015) [-]
That's one of the initial set up things, yeah.
User avatar #178658 to #178655 - nonbenderinlife (03/23/2015) [-]
hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/index2.php?smp&lang=eng

Live map of emergencies and disasters worldwide.
User avatar #178652 - shaunata (03/23/2015) [-]
Anyone know a good see-through material to use for the eyes of a mask?
User avatar #178656 to #178652 - thegamegestapo (03/23/2015) [-]
Try the RPF cosplay site for suggestions.
User avatar #178662 to #178656 - shaunata (03/23/2015) [-]
Thanks man
#178647 - Ken M (03/23/2015) [-]
this is kind of an awkward question but how do you know if sex was good for your partner?   
finally manned up and did it with the girlfriend and she said it was really good   
she was pretty agitated afterwards and fell asleep 15 minutes after more or less   
i tried asking if it was good in the morning she said yes but i kinda have this feeling i might have not been good enough and its really messing with me but i dont want to press the issue
this is kind of an awkward question but how do you know if sex was good for your partner?
finally manned up and did it with the girlfriend and she said it was really good
she was pretty agitated afterwards and fell asleep 15 minutes after more or less
i tried asking if it was good in the morning she said yes but i kinda have this feeling i might have not been good enough and its really messing with me but i dont want to press the issue
User avatar #178795 to #178647 - icefried (03/24/2015) [-]
fuck her poorly and see if you get a positive response.
If you do, she's lying.
User avatar #178664 to #178647 - confusedasian (03/23/2015) [-]
Uh, well I always see things I do as a failure and just know that things can always be improved so you should do the same. Was it good? Bad? Doesn't matter. I can always learn and improve myself.
User avatar #178644 - tsoper ONLINE (03/23/2015) [-]
Hey guys. Im suicidal and ive been thinking about killing myself as so many people suggested.

With so many choices of how to die, its hard for me to pick on the best one. Sadly i can only die once and id wanna get on global news, hopefully for being infamous like elliot rodger or the other school shooter guys.
I dont own a gun or anything, is there anything I could use as a weapon like homemade mustard gas or my car? I need something that would be really fatal.

Also ill make myself a funnyjunk tshirt and wear it. And ill spraypaint a fj on the roof of my car. Ill even record it 1st person perspective.

Give me a cool idea and ill do it. I got nothing else to lose.
this may or not be a joke, you wont find out until i post the results, faggot.
EdgemasterXx3000 out.
User avatar #178677 to #178644 - jaytothadee (03/23/2015) [-]
Look up the recipe to mustard gas
put pounds of it into pressurized air cans
have them all set to a string
walk into a feminist convention dressed as a trans girl in a trench coat(beard may or may not be optional)
Say that you are done with the patriarchy
when every one is surronding you in your legbeard glory
drop your trenchcoat to reveal a fully fledged penis
get erection from your awesome glory
erection pulls the string off setting off the mustard gas
scream "for the patriarchy!!" as you and the legbeards drop to the ground
God smiles upon you and welcomes you to heaven

User avatar #178665 to #178644 - confusedasian (03/23/2015) [-]
Go to a feminist convention naked.

You'll die a hero and more of a man then I will ever be.
User avatar #178646 to #178644 - minearm (03/23/2015) [-]
stop being an edgy cunt and try to get your life together you piece of shit
User avatar #178653 to #178646 - tsoper ONLINE (03/23/2015) [-]
Its a joke m8. Dont r8 the b8, 4get no1..
User avatar #178633 - stealthnull (03/23/2015) [-]
I'm trying to drop weight and get into better shape, maybe even build some real muscle....any advice on a good beginner work out i could do to help me achieve my goal and loose the weight?
User avatar #178639 to #178633 - sugoi (03/23/2015) [-]
Diet and Cardio like jogging.
Go to fitness board for more advice.
User avatar #178643 to #178639 - stealthnull (03/23/2015) [-]
i didnt realize we had a fitness board. thanks
User avatar #178636 to #178633 - tsoper ONLINE (03/23/2015) [-]
concentration camps
User avatar #178632 - blooby (03/23/2015) [-]
The website been really slow for anyone else lately? WebMs and GIFs in particular.
User avatar #178674 to #178632 - thisismyhandle (03/23/2015) [-]
Yes, I don't know how to fix it. It's only a problem on here
User avatar #178666 to #178632 - thefunnyside (03/23/2015) [-]
I had a problem, it's better now
User avatar #178628 - cpawsome (03/23/2015) [-]
Frustrated with my life over the past 10 years.
I have changed most things in my life, when from fat to skinny. Single to in a relationship. Straight to bi. Rags to (slight) riches. Underage to 18.

I still feel like a loser, and I think about killing myself every week.
I've put the gun up to my head several times and All I can think is "Why?"
So... What would be enough to finally end this short, shitty life?
#178641 to #178628 - Ken M (03/23/2015) [-]
Probably because people keep telling you unless you have some kind of super talent or passion you might as well not be alive, which is completely wrong.
At the end of the day existence is pointless as far as we know, the only reason to exist is for existence itself.
But that doesn't need to be a bad thing, what it means is you can do whatever the fuck you want, your life is what you want to make of it, give yourself those goals to achieve, because on some level they do mean something, everyone's life is different and the only person you can truly cater for is yourself.
For example, as I believe there's no true obligations in life I've developed into somewhat of a hedonist, pleasure and joy is what keeps me going, and I enjoy sitting around and eating, gathering up my money and saving for future, more expensive pleasures, like owning my own home, traveling the world, experiencing new things.
You're skinny, you have a relationship and some money, the world is your oyster friend, do whatever the fuck you want.
Just know that if you kill yourself that's it man, game over, you snuffed out your opportunity to exist, why even do that? I mean we all die eventually anyway, might as well enjoy yourself until then.

Not to mention all the people you hurt and shit if you do kill yourself, you must remember there are people who care about you.
#178642 to #178641 - Ken M (03/23/2015) [-]
Oh yeah guy bellow makes a very good point too!
You should heed his advice at least if not mine.
User avatar #178637 to #178628 - lordbrauner (03/23/2015) [-]
Have you considered that the depression you're feeling is so much considered situational, but rather clinical? Sometimes you can't help but feel depressed, no matter how good you have it. I recommend seeing a doctor, and maybe considering a couple therapy sessions to figure this out. Either there's more to it than you know, or you might just need some medication to help balance the hormones flooding your head.

I've been where you are, man. I'm still there. Don't let it get worse before you seek help for it, alright? Don't be afraid to admit when something is beyond your ability to handle. There's no shame in that.
User avatar #178638 to #178637 - lordbrauner (03/23/2015) [-]
isn't considered situational*
#178634 to #178628 - stealthnull (03/23/2015) [-]
Finding and fulfilling your true purpose in life. You don't really want to kill yourself, you just have a void you need to fill with something full filling. You can't pull the trigger because you know, deep fucking down you're here for a damn good reason you just haven't found it yet. Keep searching, you'll find that thing that makes you happy and my inbox is always open if you ever want to talk, alright?
User avatar #178620 - srhkid (03/23/2015) [-]
Alright guys.. I need help here. My best friends sister just confessed she has a thing for me, and for a while. I had a thing for her, but she is my best friends sister. What do
User avatar #178651 to #178620 - amen (03/23/2015) [-]
go for it. And talk with the friend first.. I would not suggest asking for his permission, just tell him about it and ask if he is okay with it..if he is not, then tell him to get used to it
User avatar #178622 to #178620 - cpawsome (03/23/2015) [-]
Keep it on the down low.

Nobody gotta know nothin...
User avatar #178625 to #178622 - srhkid (03/23/2015) [-]
....that's the same thing she said...
User avatar #178657 to #178625 - thegamegestapo (03/23/2015) [-]
Yeah, that's an awful idea, talk to your friend.
User avatar #178626 to #178625 - cpawsome (03/23/2015) [-]
She's like the fuckable version of your pal, so no harm really. Unless your pal happens to be into you...
User avatar #178627 to #178626 - srhkid (03/23/2015) [-]
Na, we are bros, no homo.
User avatar #178630 to #178627 - cpawsome (03/23/2015) [-]
BUT
There is one last thing you must consider if you are to truley call him your best friend.
"Bros before hoes"
User avatar #178631 to #178630 - srhkid (03/23/2015) [-]
Well.. He ain't really my bro. I think we are good friends, but he always talks about his "homie". So I guess I'm a side bro
User avatar #178629 to #178627 - cpawsome (03/23/2015) [-]
Then the sister it is. Problem solved, and enjoy your nights of blush full text and possibly sex.
#178616 - equisespada (03/23/2015) [-]
Lately I've been striving to improve my ability in art, and everyone I know always tells me that I'm great at it, but lately those compliments have felt hollow, every time I talk about my artwork I can feel the disinterest from my friends and family, and while I was drawing earlier today, I thought "what good is this if I have nobody to share it with?"    
   
I enjoy drawing, but it'd be nice to have someone who cared about it as much as I do.   
   
So what should I do?
Lately I've been striving to improve my ability in art, and everyone I know always tells me that I'm great at it, but lately those compliments have felt hollow, every time I talk about my artwork I can feel the disinterest from my friends and family, and while I was drawing earlier today, I thought "what good is this if I have nobody to share it with?"

I enjoy drawing, but it'd be nice to have someone who cared about it as much as I do.

So what should I do?
User avatar #178667 to #178616 - confusedasian (03/23/2015) [-]
Post something. I'm no artist myself, but I'm good at being a critic.

To keep things fresh, I'll flip a coin or roll a magic 8 ball to decide if I'll be an asshole or "good".

I'm being serious, just upload whatever and whenever and tag me.
User avatar #178617 to #178616 - christhemaster (03/23/2015) [-]
Share with the world via Internet
#178615 - mexicaninja (03/23/2015) [-]
Hey guys i just uploaded my first FiFA video and some suggestions would really be appreciated. www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsh-lgUihcA
User avatar #178618 to #178615 - christhemaster (03/23/2015) [-]
First maybe give credit to the song creator, second you can give the videos more direction with text, commentaryor editing because a viewer that has no experience with the game won't know what is going on, give them a reason to watch it
#178619 to #178618 - mexicaninja (03/23/2015) [-]
Thanks man i will get on the commentary soon as i cant do it on weekends because my house is always full of people but yea i got the song off a royalty free website so i only know the song but no creator
User avatar #178621 to #178619 - christhemaster (03/23/2015) [-]
Yeah no prob, those sites should give the information
User avatar #178614 - unncommon (03/23/2015) [-]
How do I download skyrim and all the dlc for free on pc?
User avatar #178640 to #178614 - lordbrauner (03/23/2015) [-]
I mean, you could torrent it from oldpiratebay.org but that's illegal. Or maybe even You need to login to view this link

but that's illegal.

You could hypothetically sort the options to find the one that has the most seeders so it downloads faster, but that would be illegal. I hear there are even programs out there like uTorrent to download the torrent and DaemonTools Lite to mount the .iso file on a virtual drive, and they would be necessary to complete such an activity, but I wouldn't know. Because that's illegal.

But don't mind me, these are just hypothetical musings. You wouldn't break the law, people on the internet don't do that sort of thing, right? Like, you wouldn't read the comments on the files listed on those sites I gave you to be sure that the download is legitimate, right?

The thoughts that there are some people out there pirating video games and music keeps me awake at night.
User avatar #178611 - blockcube (03/23/2015) [-]
What time of the day does funnyjunk have the most users online?
#178612 to #178611 - Ken M (03/23/2015) [-]
Most likely a few hours after school or work, so around 4-5 in America.
User avatar #178601 - instalation (03/23/2015) [-]
Well.. The little light in my life has finally left me. I guess I have a lot more time now to myself. I used to spend that time doing things with them, but now I just have all this extra time, and I don't know what to do with it.
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#178600 - thejoemotes (03/23/2015) [-]
Real quick! Does anyone know where to download movies for free without torrenting them? I promise im not a cop, to prove it, here's a fun gif of bam margera falling over in his chair
Real quick! Does anyone know where to download movies for free without torrenting them? I promise im not a cop, to prove it, here's a fun gif of bam margera falling over in his chair
User avatar #178669 to #178600 - confusedasian (03/23/2015) [-]
While your neighbors are watching a movie, you can sit outside of their windows and watch the movie with them. Depending on how they react you might want to run if they catch you. If their curtains are closed, try another house.
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