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User avatar #168255 - kusahl ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
I want to buy a new gaming laptop because the one I use now is getting old and sometimes the keyboard doesnt respond. For example I'm in a bossfight and I need to heal but my hotbar is currently on a buff or something and the arrowkey just does not fucking work, like I can hold it down and I can tap the shit out of it and it'll just not react until a few moments later when I've died anyway, while another arrowkey is so sensitive I don't even have to actually press it for it to respond.

But nontheless, the computer works. I can play without lag, sometimes the keyboard is fine and I can internet and watch tvshows just fine. I just want a new computer and I can finally afford it.
I just feel like it's a waste of money if I don't literally need a new computer right now, last time I went pc shopping was because I spilled water on the one I had and it wouldn't start anymore, but my friend told me that I could have one laptop for gaming and one for shows and school/work whatever.

Should I get a new computer? Pros and cons in your opinions? I could technically use this laptop for "storage" although it still seems like a waste.
User avatar #168338 to #168255 - megasharkman (12/25/2014) [-]
You can probably switch out the keyboard pretty easily yourself. A new one costs like $15. I did it and I don't even know how to build a PC.
User avatar #168284 to #168255 - focalanemo (12/24/2014) [-]
Don't get a gaming laptop. Get a gaming PC and a cheaper laptop for work/school.
Gaming laptops are not worth the money, only if you travel very often.
User avatar #168289 to #168284 - kusahl ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
I do travel very often, I am aware that laptops are pretty shit for gaming but I need the flexibility.
User avatar #168292 to #168289 - focalanemo (12/25/2014) [-]
If the laptop you have now can still run games at decent FPS, I wouldn't buy a new one but fix the keyboard instead.

If you enjoy everything at the highest settings possible, you should get a new one.
User avatar #168293 to #168292 - kusahl ONLINE (12/25/2014) [-]
thank you
User avatar #168268 to #168255 - sugoi ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
How old is your current laptop?
If it's too old to play current games at decent settings (like medium all around and some high) then just buy a new one. If it's still keeping up with most games then just go get someone to fix the keyboard.

But if that turns out to be more expensive then just buy a new one.
User avatar #168272 to #168268 - kusahl ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
i think it's maybe 3-4 years old so it's still pretty young. some games work flawlessly and some not so much but that might just be the game that is unreasonable.
ill look into keyboardfixing, thanks
#168275 to #168272 - anonymous (12/24/2014) [-]
I would have two computers. Use your current laptop for mobile gaming/school/work, and have a main desktop computer for gaminig/school/work. That's just me though.
User avatar #168240 - icefried (12/24/2014) [-]
Cluster headaches are a bitch. Any useful remedies?
User avatar #168242 to #168240 - kusahl ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
well if you're against taking painkillers, you can always masturbate or have a nap.
User avatar #168267 to #168242 - icefried (12/24/2014) [-]
Did all three, for good measure. Headache's gone.
User avatar #168238 - guardianatreyu (12/24/2014) [-]
Sooo my older Labrador keeps attacking my pug. I don't know if it's a dominance kind of thing but I worry that he can seriously hurt him. Any way I can get him to stop?
User avatar #168243 to #168238 - kusahl ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
spray water on him when he's at it? get inbetween and become the dominant one.
#168245 to #168243 - guardianatreyu (12/24/2014) [-]
He'll just do this.
He'll just do this.
User avatar #168247 to #168245 - kusahl ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
well im not a dogexpert, but my moms exbf has like 4 big dogs and theyre all "im the boss", and when they get into fights or they get overexcited he basically just takes the troublemaker and forces him down to establish dominance. dont be violent and dont hurt your dogs, obviously, but be the bigger alpha. make sure both your dogs follow you instead of them beginning an internal hierachy.
#168237 - dehumanizer (12/24/2014) [-]
Honestly whats the point of celebrating Christmas anymore? Its not like i'll get the present i desire.
User avatar #168358 to #168237 - advicedude (12/25/2014) [-]
I thought about this myself yesterday. I really wanted to spend the day with my friend watching tv and eating, but I was stuck going to my relatives. We did the whole, this is my house, ask about life, yadda yadda, but in the end of the day, I can truly say I had a nice time. Sure we put on "christmas movies and songs" but there really wasnt a christmas feel to the evening. All I felt was love from my relatives and that is what really matters.
User avatar #168339 to #168237 - megasharkman (12/25/2014) [-]
I was in your shoes 2 years ago. The girl out of nowhere didn't' even want to be near me. I spent the entire break playing Halo 4 with my bro then in January I met the love of my life. You never know when you will meet her. When you do, you will be laughing about how sad you are now. Btw, Merry Christmas, bromigo
#168341 to #168339 - dehumanizer (12/25/2014) [-]
I seriously doubt it.
User avatar #168327 to #168237 - silverzepher (12/25/2014) [-]
excuse to get drunk, like every other holiday?
#168328 to #168327 - dehumanizer (12/25/2014) [-]
i could just get drunk on any day
User avatar #168329 to #168328 - silverzepher (12/25/2014) [-]
Yes, but more you have an excuse, so our isn't drinking because you are blue, it is because you are throwing a party.
#168330 to #168329 - dehumanizer (12/25/2014) [-]
>throwing a party

no im not
User avatar #168331 to #168330 - silverzepher (12/25/2014) [-]
sounds like you are throwing a pity party, might add well or on some jazz, it r&b so some brown liquor, and a nice day cigar, and say fuck the world's plan, just like Victory wants you to, she wouldn't want you to be down in the dumps, she would want you to be victorious over this feeling.
#168300 to #168237 - minutes ONLINE (12/25/2014) [-]
I know how you feel and I know how it sucks. I've been really hard with you in the past and all cause I thought I could help you with some advice or something, but I don't know what to say.
You just need to know, no matter how annoying you are, if you want to talk about anything, I will listen. This place is open for your shitposting if it makes you feel better.
Have a nice christmas.
User avatar #168269 to #168237 - sugoi ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
Fleshlight the shape of whatsername?
#168278 to #168269 - dehumanizer (12/24/2014) [-]
that would only make me feel worse by sinking to a new low
User avatar #168280 to #168278 - sugoi ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
But the badfeeling only comes after the goodfeeling and you feelbad already!
User avatar #168241 to #168237 - kusahl ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
buy the things you want, ask for things you need like socks and toothpaste.
#168249 to #168241 - dehumanizer (12/24/2014) [-]
material possessions are not what im chasing, also you are implying i have money
User avatar #168254 to #168249 - kusahl ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
well, I don't know what to say to make you have an epiphany about the situation other than if she doesnt want you then you just need to let go. The only one losing here is you, and yeah it's not that easy but it's something you'll have to let happen.
there are plenty of women out there, and no matter how many you fall for it'll only take one for it to be enough.
#168257 to #168254 - dehumanizer (12/24/2014) [-]
except each rejection makes things only worse, im too afraid to try anymore, its hopeless women are worthless
User avatar #168262 to #168257 - kusahl ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
okay son I'm gonna have to ask you to take a seat.
each rejection brings you closer to that one acceptance that's gonna change things and that's not the attitude that attracts women and definitely not "women are worthless" because I truly hope it's obvious why that's a turnoff, jesus christ man .
Maybe you should just not be dating right now. How old are you? Focus on something else like school or work or a hobby or start a fight club, just don't think about getting romantically involved with someone when you have that mindset. It's toxic for you and it's toxic for anyone you'd attempt to court.
#168264 to #168262 - dehumanizer (12/24/2014) [-]
yeah i know but since holidays are here i've got no more univercity so im basicly stuck in a mental prison
User avatar #168265 to #168264 - kusahl ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
you can still study, go over everything you've done so far so you'll nail everything when classes start up again. watch movies or play games. write a symphony.
#168266 to #168265 - dehumanizer (12/24/2014) [-]
doesent do me anymore, ive been doing it for over two years now
User avatar #168239 to #168237 - brackgrapple (12/24/2014) [-]
Christmas is all about being with the ones you love broe
#168248 to #168239 - dehumanizer (12/24/2014) [-]
But she doesent want to be with me.
User avatar #168250 to #168248 - brackgrapple (12/24/2014) [-]
then hang out with someone else dude
#168251 to #168250 - dehumanizer (12/24/2014) [-]
doesent help it
#168252 to #168251 - brackgrapple (12/24/2014) [-]
i know how it is man :c
#168253 to #168252 - dehumanizer (12/24/2014) [-]
I saved this picture around this time last year, surprisingly its not giong to be any difrent this one.
User avatar #168256 to #168253 - brackgrapple (12/24/2014) [-]
:c care to tell your story man?
#168258 to #168256 - dehumanizer (12/24/2014) [-]
I've posted my tale on this broad many times. Basicly things in my life are shit because im very lonely for female company and i've got rejected by all of the girl's i've had feelings for and then it returns to bite me in the ass every day.
User avatar #168259 to #168258 - brackgrapple (12/24/2014) [-]
Why not move somewhere else?
#168260 to #168259 - dehumanizer (12/24/2014) [-]
too poor and its not like things will be any diffrent
User avatar #168261 to #168260 - brackgrapple (12/24/2014) [-]
why do you say that?
#168263 to #168261 - dehumanizer (12/24/2014) [-]
it already happened,i was lonely at home, met a girl that i developed oneitis for, she rejected me, i got devestated, went to study in another town, after many monts i started liking this other girl but she didnt like me then she started dating this other guy and now i basicly have to watch them every day, its really bothering. I returned to my family for the holiday but i saw the first girl's sister and i remembered all the bad stuff so now im pritty much trapped at home
User avatar #168274 to #168263 - delphine (12/24/2014) [-]
Dude, there are people trying to help you and you've got an excuse for every single attempt.

I'm sorry that you are lonely. Being lonely is not fun. But being very lonely and desperate for company is also not an attractive trait to prospective women.

I've never had a real relationship. It always used to drive me crazy and I'd end up drowning my sorrow in rum every valentine's day. I thought I had a relationship once, but he turned out to be a manipulative person who was living a double life. It was the kind of shit you only see in poorly scripted TV shows.

It left me feeling crushed, but it took that experience to make me realize that you don't need a person of the opposite sex to validate your existence. I went out of my way to be more kind to the people who really did care about me-- family and friends.

Throw yourself into life. If you don't have a job, find one. If you have a job you hate, find something about it to love. You can't always control the cards life throws at you, but you can control your attitude about it. When your attitude is positive, it attracts others. When it's negative, it will repel others. Your choice buddy.

Hang in there, we're pulling for ya.
User avatar #168301 to #168274 - ferrettamer (12/25/2014) [-]
i'm 99% sure he's trolling
#168276 to #168274 - anonymous (12/24/2014) [-]
He's been like that for a long time. Even ThatOneGuy gave up on trying to help him.
User avatar #168277 to #168276 - delphine (12/24/2014) [-]
Ah. Good to know.
#168233 - confusedasian (12/24/2014) [-]
Should I start off with a used car or new car? Never bought a car before, and my mom's boss says that it's cheaper and more beneficial to buy a used car first.
Should I start off with a used car or new car? Never bought a car before, and my mom's boss says that it's cheaper and more beneficial to buy a used car first.
User avatar #168271 to #168233 - focalanemo (12/24/2014) [-]
Used ones are cheaper, but you should thoroughly check the car you are going to buy.
User avatar #168244 to #168233 - kusahl ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
start with a used car, a new one would be expensive and if you get into an accident or something happens to the exterior you'll feel worse than if it's an old car.
User avatar #168236 to #168233 - advicedude (12/24/2014) [-]
Just make sure you don't go in debt.
#168225 - anonymous (12/24/2014) [-]
I want to ask something that's hard to admit

I'm a horrible gamer. I have a hard time playing any type of game now days, and it seems I'm getting controller retarded. This doesn't affect me professionally, but it affects me because the people I usually have crushes on likes to play games, and I try to join but severely suck at it and end up watching.

Is there something I can do that just keeps me from playing games, but still find an interest me and him both like?
User avatar #168313 to #168225 - badsamaritan ONLINE (12/25/2014) [-]
Controller or Mouse? How big are your hands? How do you react? Can you make good decisions?
As a Semi-pro gamer these all play huge roles.
I stomp tons of people in fps, but have a hard time with LOL unless im Rammus.
User avatar #168286 to #168225 - focalanemo (12/24/2014) [-]
people play videogames because they like playing it.
If you enjoy playing it but suck at it, just keep playing and you will eventually get better.
If the only reason you are playing video games for mutual interest you should probably drop it.
User avatar #168246 to #168225 - kusahl ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
practice makes perfect. maybe you just don't feel like gaming, no shame in that. you don't have to share hobbies with your crush, your interest alone makes up for it.
User avatar #168235 to #168225 - makotoitou (12/24/2014) [-]
git gud
User avatar #168232 to #168225 - pickaxe (12/24/2014) [-]
maybe check out some story driven games,maybe mass effect in the story mode setting.
User avatar #168228 to #168225 - braveblue ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
What you want to earn compliments or do you want to impress them? Also what games are we talking about?
User avatar #168229 to #168228 - braveblue ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
You might just want to do some hand-eye coordination training, reflex's and what not, quick thinking helps so if you can't decide something in an instant you won't be able to play games since most games are fast pace now-a-days.
User avatar #168227 to #168225 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
Find the games you can play.
My girlfriend plays Plague Inc, Surgeon Simulator, and Octodad.

Think of obscure, non-serious games.
Anything that's not Call of Duty, really.
User avatar #168222 - nigalthornberry (12/24/2014) [-]
Something happened and I had to stop dating this girl and it wasn't until a few months after that I learned some shit related to it that made me feel pretty stupid. Normally I wouldnt have a problem with it but for some reason I keep thinking about this her and everything that happened. Its also a kind of feeling that some shits gonna happen in the future. Anybody got an idea of what to do?
User avatar #168224 to #168222 - herbolifee (12/24/2014) [-]
Explain it to her? see where it gets you. Everyone can act like a fool at times, maybe she'll understand. Never hurts to try bro.
User avatar #168310 to #168224 - nigalthornberry (12/25/2014) [-]
The Thing is I can't find her I've looked all around town and she wont answer her phone. Can't go to her house either since her parents REALLY Don't like me
User avatar #168223 to #168222 - badsamaritan ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
As a guys whos been in many relationships, its usually best to ride out the wave.
User avatar #168309 to #168223 - nigalthornberry (12/25/2014) [-]
That's what I've been trying to do for a while but she just keeps popping up in my head. Focusing on work seems to help a little
User avatar #168311 to #168309 - badsamaritan ONLINE (12/25/2014) [-]
We've all been there
User avatar #168220 - WootBoot ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
I want to learn more about the old religion but i dont know where to start. Any wiccans willing to point me in the right direction?
#168282 to #168220 - qill (12/24/2014) [-]
Starbucks, or any congregation of white girls, really.
User avatar #168332 to #168282 - WootBoot ONLINE (12/25/2014) [-]
Dude I live in Alabama
User avatar #168216 - notquiteoriginal (12/24/2014) [-]
I've had double vision for as long as I can remember.. and I was looking at that Massive Random Interesting Facts and seen that Gogh has sight aberration and looked it up and realized I have the same damn thing along with double vision. Then seen this Double vision - also known as diplopia, or ghost images, can occur for several reasons, like intoxication or inadequate sleep. It can also be the result of a severe health problem, such as a stroke, head injury, brain tumour or brain aneurysms. Sometimes cataracts can cause double vision, more often in one eye, as can cranial nerve palsies which involve the paralysis or loss of coordination of one or more muscles involved in the movement of the eyes. Special contact lenses, eye drops and punctal plugs or surgery can help with double vision. If you experience sudden double vision, please arrange a check-up with your optician. and realized that I've also had head and throat pain for as long as I can remember... I've had glasses but barely ever wore them because I'm too forgetful. I've also asked doctors to take a look at my head and such on random checkups and told them what was wrong but they said everything was fine. How worried should I be? I mean.. the constant head pain has been there for way too long.. I think.. 5 1/2 years or so. I don't know how long I've had double vision, but I know I have for a hell of a long time.
User avatar #168273 to #168216 - focalanemo (12/24/2014) [-]
You should wear your glasses. The cause of your headache is because you are straining your eyes too much.
User avatar #168218 to #168216 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
you might need to go to an eye doctor. Your head pain can be caused by straining your eyes because you have such poor vision...
User avatar #168210 - derpityhurr (12/24/2014) [-]
Anyone know how i could use iHeartRadio or something similar in Canada?
User avatar #168214 to #168210 - awesomerninjathing (12/24/2014) [-]
use spotify?
User avatar #168211 to #168210 - derpityhurr (12/24/2014) [-]
related question: how can i make it seem to a website that I am in the US?
User avatar #168231 to #168215 - derpityhurr (12/24/2014) [-]
didnt admin say that its malware last night
#168283 to #168231 - qill (12/24/2014) [-]
Use Browsec instead, it's easier and seems to give me no issues (I've had it for a long time on both my PC and my Laptop)
User avatar #168302 to #168283 - derpityhurr (12/25/2014) [-]
awesome nig
User avatar #168213 to #168211 - sugoi ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
use a proxy
#168201 - spirits (12/24/2014) [-]
What is a good virus protection i can get for my laptop?
User avatar #168287 to #168201 - focalanemo (12/24/2014) [-]
Microsoft Security Essentials.
It is already installed if you have windows 8
#168206 to #168205 - spirits (12/24/2014) [-]
Perfect
User avatar #168195 - weinerdick (12/24/2014) [-]
I need some real help here, guys.
My mom and I live together, we make a bit less than $20 an hour between us, but with all the bad shit that keeps happening to us over the last few years, we're JUST scraping by. I just had to buy a car recently which wiped out my bank, and I still haven't really recovered from the loss.
Shit keeps breaking around the house, she needs a new car by like March, since her current one won't pass inspection.
Getting a second job for either of us would be too difficult, and I'm not just saying it because we're lazy.
Please, I just need help, guys. I don't like to beg, but if anyone knows anything that could help us make some money legally, then please, please please tell me so we can start doing it.
User avatar #168288 to #168195 - phoenixforger (12/24/2014) [-]
Would car pooling be an option for either of you? Ask some coworkers if they'd like to give it a shot.
User avatar #168199 to #168195 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
Also, if things ever get too bad, you can go to a local church for help.
If they can't help, they'll surely point you in the right direction.
User avatar #168198 to #168195 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
Also:
Uber.
www.uber.com/
User avatar #168197 to #168195 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
Sounds like you need a higher paying full-time job?
I'd suggest looking into Amazon Fulfillment.
When I worked there, I made about $1,600/ month.
$12/ hr with 40-50 hours a week.
User avatar #168203 to #168197 - weinerdick (12/24/2014) [-]
Do you know how bad the work is there?
I'm kiiind of a bitch-boy
Uber wouldn't work, I'm terrified of just taking it to work, let alone going places
I'll try the church after the holiday.
Thank you very much
User avatar #168226 to #168203 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
As far as Fulfillment goes;
Try not to be a seasonal position. What they call "Integrity".
You want to be a full-time employee. "Blue-Badgers"
(Full-time employees have blue ID badges, Integrity have white ID badges.)

Outside of that, so long as you can work hard (actually try) and focus on your job when working... You'll never have a problem. You'll never get written up. You'll never get fired.
If you kind of try when working, and you're not fully focused on your job... then you'll have problems, for sure.

It can be a physically tedious job; which you get used to not long after working there.

Work is extremely repetitive. Same thing day in, day out. The only thing that changes are the items being sent out. Even then, you'll mostly see iPhone 6/ iPhone 5 cases, Keurig coffee cups (the K-Cups thingies), misc. pills, and whey protein powder more than anything else.

TL;DR
The work isn't bad. Just focus on working while on the clock, don't lolly gag, and you'll be fine.
User avatar #168230 to #168226 - weinerdick (12/24/2014) [-]
Okay, that sounds a lot like my old job at FedEx, thank you for taking the time to tell me that
User avatar #168196 to #168195 - braveblue ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
Scrapping metal? Save your cans, look for metals in the trash on trash days, shit adds up eventually, it's better than doing nothing I guess. That's what my parents used to do for a while.
User avatar #168202 to #168196 - weinerdick (12/24/2014) [-]
Thank you
User avatar #168186 - badsamaritan ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
Whats the best way to wrap a vidya game case? Im shit at wrapping Christmas presents
User avatar #168290 to #168186 - phoenixforger (12/25/2014) [-]
Gift bag with tissue paper is always easiest. Wrapping thin, rectangular objects, like video games and books are generally easier than larger ones.

Here's a vid, if you want to wrap it in paper:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgKB-1Hq05U

If not, then a bag is the way to go.
User avatar #168208 to #168186 - delphine (12/24/2014) [-]
Stick it in a gift bag with some tissue paper. Works awesome if you suck at wrapping things. OR wrap it poorly in paper, then duct tape the shit out of that so they really have to work for it.
User avatar #168192 to #168186 - youngneil (12/24/2014) [-]
In a box, right next to the dick.
#168189 to #168186 - anonymous (12/24/2014) [-]
Wrap it in fire.
Wrap it in fire.
User avatar #168190 to #168189 - badsamaritan ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
but then no more vidya
#168191 to #168190 - anonymous (12/24/2014) [-]
By them the fireproof expansion pack.
#168177 - masterofcows (12/24/2014) [-]
I'm going to college in fall 2015 and I'm stressed out of my mind that I will never see the light of day. I'm living with my grandparents for four years to take a vet tech program but I'm worried that I won't pass.
User avatar #168294 to #168177 - phoenixforger (12/25/2014) [-]
Don't worry, friend. Just be sure you:
- Take notes, so that you can study them.
- Use your resources, youtube tutorials are great.
- Form a small group of study buddies, get their phone numbers so that you can text them if you need help. Consequently, helping others will ensure that you know the material, too.
User avatar #168181 to #168177 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
"Don't worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will bring it's own worries.
Today's trouble is enough for today."

You'll make it, man.
At worst, you find out what you truly want to do with your life and choose a different major. (It'd be way more money down in the hole.)

There's tutoring centers to go to, and if you're going to a community college/ some place small enough then you'll be able to pop in the professor's office and get help directly from them.
(If you're going all-or-nothing and going to the biggest university possible, then you'd be talking with undergrads/ whatever instead of professors.)

I wouldn't stress it. I really wouldn't.
Plus, you don't need to take an SAT unless you're going directly to a university after highschool.
You can go to a community college, then transfer out.
#168175 - destroyerofcunt (12/23/2014) [-]
i have this tremendous amount of guild and sadness and i don't know whereit came from so i might be subconsciously targeting my best and only friend wich i care for alot and do love, ever since the guilt and sadness started iwas not able to tell her i love her anymore without feeling even more guilty or sad. I know i want to be with her but why is my emotions doing this?
User avatar #168295 to #168175 - phoenixforger (12/25/2014) [-]
Do some self reflection on why you feel bad. Write down how you feel, and possible causes. If you feel like you've treated your friend poorly, then apologize and tell her that you're going through some tough times.
User avatar #168221 to #168175 - leadstriker (12/24/2014) [-]
survive
#168178 to #168175 - confusedasian (12/24/2014) [-]
The burden of the past cunts you have destroyed are catching back up to you.   
   
Can you not hear their cries? Repent. Repent and beg for forgiveness.
The burden of the past cunts you have destroyed are catching back up to you.

Can you not hear their cries? Repent. Repent and beg for forgiveness.
#168170 - anonymous (12/23/2014) [-]
I'm supposed to go to the theater to watch a Christmas play, but I don't think I will be able to sit through a 3 hour play with my anxiety.   
   
I don't want to tell anyone that I'm anxious, but there's no other excuse I can use. The tickets were expensive, so I can't just not turn up. I can afford to pay them back, but the last time I tried to do that they wouldn't take my money and because I didn't go to their event I got backlash.   
   
I could act so unprepared that they're forced to go without me, or I could call someone and just say "I don't want to go", but either of those would make me look like a useless, selfish shitmuncher and everyone would be disappointed/angry with me.   
   
I don't know how to get out of this one.
I'm supposed to go to the theater to watch a Christmas play, but I don't think I will be able to sit through a 3 hour play with my anxiety.

I don't want to tell anyone that I'm anxious, but there's no other excuse I can use. The tickets were expensive, so I can't just not turn up. I can afford to pay them back, but the last time I tried to do that they wouldn't take my money and because I didn't go to their event I got backlash.

I could act so unprepared that they're forced to go without me, or I could call someone and just say "I don't want to go", but either of those would make me look like a useless, selfish shitmuncher and everyone would be disappointed/angry with me.

I don't know how to get out of this one.
User avatar #168187 to #168170 - badsamaritan ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
Just go and enjoy yourself.
#168200 to #168187 - anonymous (12/24/2014) [-]
I wouldn't be able to enjoy it.
User avatar #168204 to #168200 - badsamaritan ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
I go to things i hate all the time, its a part of life. Like owning a job
User avatar #168183 to #168170 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
Anxiety is the beast lurking in the waters.
At some point you're going to go under and the beast as it is.

Whether it drags you in or whether you jump in head first is up to you. Waiting around hoping it'll go away will only draw it nearer.

Each time you come near the waters, you'll see the shadow of this massive beast lying beneath, waiting for you.

It is only when you choose to dive in head first and face it face-to-face do you realize that this beast isn't as big as you previously thought.
Each voluntary dive and face-off with it will unveil that this beast, is in fact, so much smaller than it originally was.

Right now, and in your past, when it dragged you down you turned around and swam away, only to be brought back in by it. Right now is the time to turn around and face it. Stare at it. Tell it that it doesn't own you, you own it.

This is a battle you have to face on your own, and the greatest way to combat this beast is to go at it full force. Face the deepest of your fears in the exact way you fear them. Conquer them. With time, and with each dive, you will start to notice that the beast that lies beneath was actually the size of a mere plankton. You are making it out to be a much greater deal than it actually is. So when that time comes, when you have dove under again and again, battle after battle, you will notice this. You will realize you came down to face your deepest fears with a suit of armor and sword in hand all for a tiny plankton. When that day comes, you will finally have conquered Anxiety.

It will come back. And with each season brings a completely different form of combat. The same techniques used prior may not have affect here. Think outside the box and find a way around your shortcomings to defeat it once again. Don't go in expecting to overcome it in one battle, for it will take tens of battles until you're finally able to see clearly through the murky waters.
#168194 to #168183 - anonymous (12/24/2014) [-]
To put it in the context of your metaphor, each time I dive into the water to face the beast I dive in with less energy than I had before, yet the beast doesn't get any smaller, nor does he show signs of fatigue. I've been fighting this beast alone for years, I'm beaten, I'm exhausted, the beast is still as big as ever and I don't even know why I'm fighting anymore when I can just swim away.
#168193 to #168183 - anonymous (12/24/2014) [-]
Frankly, I'm exhausted. I've had anxiety problems for years. I've tried every technique, heard every metaphor, listened to and tried everyone's personal theory on how to beat anxiety and nothing works. Every time I go out there - or dive in, as you put it - it takes every ounce of strength out of me and whatever I'm doing just isn't fun because it sits on the bench while I prioritize the fight with anxiety.

More often than not, the fight isn't worth it. It takes so much out of me and I get nothing for it. When things go wrong, you're back to square one. You have to choose your battles, at least that's what I've decided. If you bite off more than you can chew, you'll choke.
User avatar #168182 to #168170 - iridium (12/24/2014) [-]
Whats so anxiety-causing about a theater? You literally dress up, go out, and sit quiet for two hours, occasionally applauding, with a 15 minute break you can just sit around and do nothing during. Viewings like that are not very social experiences, you have no need to impress anyone or hold a conversation or anything.

Look man, social anxiety isn't fun, but the only way you're ever going to fix it is to get out of your comfort zone just a bit.
#168158 - ojezcola (12/23/2014) [-]

My online instructor just sent in my final exam results....
My grade average has plummeted.
Is sudoku the only option?
#168179 to #168158 - confusedasian (12/24/2014) [-]
**confusedasian used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"****confusedasian rolls Cannot predict now** Lets see what it says.
**confusedasian used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**confusedasian rolls Cannot predict now** Lets see what it says.
User avatar #168180 to #168179 - confusedasian (12/24/2014) [-]
Even the magic 8 ball doesn't want to deal with you it seems.
#168162 to #168158 - anonymous (12/23/2014) [-]
I heard studying has a good chance of raising grades.

maybe you should give that a try.
User avatar #168163 to #168162 - ojezcola (12/23/2014) [-]
My grade fell from 100.28% too 100.20%.
No amount of studying can make up for that. I'm doomed.
User avatar #168296 to #168163 - phoenixforger (12/25/2014) [-]
So, your grade went down by 0.08%?
User avatar #168297 to #168296 - ojezcola (12/25/2014) [-]
Yea...
User avatar #168298 to #168297 - phoenixforger (12/25/2014) [-]
I'm so sorry for your loss.
User avatar #168152 - filiptrpe (12/23/2014) [-]
every time i try to thumb up/down something.. prntscr.com/5k6nkc this thing shows up and i cant do anything.. wat do?
User avatar #168153 to #168152 - yourinvisiblegf (12/23/2014) [-]
did you try to turn it off and on ?
#168135 - dehumanizer (12/23/2014) [-]
I saw my oneitis's sister. Or maybe it was my oneitis herself, I could never tell. Still pic is related.
#168138 to #168135 - anonymous (12/23/2014) [-]
>oneitis   
   
who the fuck comes up with these words?
>oneitis

who the fuck comes up with these words?
#168139 to #168138 - dehumanizer (12/23/2014) [-]
one it is

a term for obsession over a female, typicly negative, related to depressoin alcholism and sucide
#168140 to #168139 - anonymous (12/23/2014) [-]
that's fucking retarded.
#168155 to #168141 - cackrel ONLINE (12/23/2014) [-]
Hey. Let me be the sensible one.
THAT'S FUCKING GAY.
You know when you're in love, trust me,you don't have to lie to your self.
Trust me, I'm a black succesful man.
#168156 to #168155 - dehumanizer (12/23/2014) [-]
beeing inlove is not the same as having an oneitis, one is a good thing the other is not

also
>black succesful man
#168157 to #168156 - cackrel ONLINE (12/23/2014) [-]
I googled it.
If it's an illusion and there was nothing special with the person in particular.
Doesn't it then mean that you just have to grow a sac and get over it?
I know that maybe you haven't had sex or anything but why don't you go out there an fall in love?
Desire is the root of all suffering, to get a girlfriend one must not desire one.
Also how old are you?
#168169 to #168157 - dehumanizer (12/23/2014) [-]
Getting over it doesent solve anything, at best i'd get oneitis 2.0.

im 20 yo hkv
#168159 to #168157 - anonymous (12/23/2014) [-]
dude, he's just shitposting. he just spews stuff that people put on 4chan or 8chan.
dude, he's just shitposting. he just spews stuff that people put on 4chan or 8chan.
#168168 to #168159 - dehumanizer (12/23/2014) [-]
no im not yuo faggot
#168160 to #168159 - cackrel ONLINE (12/23/2014) [-]
Oh. So he's a faggot.
#168161 to #168160 - anonymous (12/23/2014) [-]
yeah, It's quite impressive how many "feel" pictures he has.
#168142 to #168141 - anonymous (12/23/2014) [-]
the fact people put research into this is Hilarious and horrifying at the same time.   
   
I know you just shitpost but I'm ignoring that for the time being, this is just such a dumb thing. what the actual living daylights 1987 fuck is this shit?
the fact people put research into this is Hilarious and horrifying at the same time.

I know you just shitpost but I'm ignoring that for the time being, this is just such a dumb thing. what the actual living daylights 1987 fuck is this shit?
#168143 to #168142 - dehumanizer (12/23/2014) [-]
having an oneitis? what makes you think im funposting this time? why does this thing seem so amazing to you

>lonely person gets attracted to another person
>lonely person gets rejected
>lonely person suffers alot, obsessing over the rejection and the person they were rejected by

what's so hard to understand
#168144 to #168143 - anonymous (12/23/2014) [-]
you're always shitposting, it's what you do. I know I'm making it worse by feeding it but fuck it. I usally ignore you but this concept of oneitis is amazing to me.    
   
this person with a "oneitis" should probably see a therapist or they should stop being such a bitch.
you're always shitposting, it's what you do. I know I'm making it worse by feeding it but fuck it. I usally ignore you but this concept of oneitis is amazing to me.

this person with a "oneitis" should probably see a therapist or they should stop being such a bitch.
#168145 to #168144 - dehumanizer (12/23/2014) [-]
and you are trolling me, no one could be this oblivious
and you are trolling me, no one could be this oblivious
#168146 to #168145 - anonymous (12/23/2014) [-]
Classic dehumanizer, always pulling a fast one.    
   
play it again Sam.
Classic dehumanizer, always pulling a fast one.

play it again Sam.
User avatar #168164 to #168146 - marinepenguin ONLINE (12/23/2014) [-]
I always wonder who's behind the rock in the GIF? Captain Zimbabwe?
#168148 to #168147 - anonymous (12/23/2014) [-]
haha, poopy frog.
#168176 to #168149 - braveblue ONLINE (12/23/2014) [-]
Still posting this shit I see.
#168151 to #168149 - anonymous (12/23/2014) [-]
oh and he did it again! will anyone ever catch that rascal?
User avatar #168133 - Kyue (12/23/2014) [-]
Been up for about 22 hours now, and I need to be awake for another 9. What'll keep my awake besides large amounts of caffeine or drugs?
User avatar #168185 to #168133 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
Think of awkward things?
User avatar #168209 to #168185 - Kyue (12/24/2014) [-]
Most of my life?
User avatar #168154 to #168133 - yourinvisiblegf (12/23/2014) [-]
write "awake" on a sheet
put it in your pocket
you keep awake
#168137 to #168133 - anonymous (12/23/2014) [-]
Hardcore BDSM porn.
User avatar #168136 to #168133 - marinepenguin ONLINE (12/23/2014) [-]
Activity. Keep yourself occupied with a task.
User avatar #168165 to #168136 - Kyue (12/23/2014) [-]
Hour 24, keeping active and eating has kept me awake. I want to work out, but I decided I shouldn't for obvious reasons. This is a killer.
User avatar #168166 to #168165 - marinepenguin ONLINE (12/23/2014) [-]
Why are you up that long anyways?
User avatar #168167 to #168166 - Kyue (12/23/2014) [-]
My sleeping time was thrown out of whack. I have a tough time going to bed early, so I'm doing the much harder thing of staying up all night and going to bed at night like a regular person as opposed to 4 AM
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