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#214288 - shadowkingdr
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#214284 - anon
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(06/21/2016) [-]
How do you meet girls? I haven't really been interested in girls since high school (I'm a junior in college now) and after studying abroad I met this wonderful girl but she wasn't interested in me. But, I was fortunate for the experience because I learned some things.

Follow up question too - I'm sort of picky when it comes to girls... Not looks so much as personality. I don't know why but I'm really into fun, sweet, and adventurous girls (maybe to complement my introvertedness). How do you remain optimistic that you will find a girl whom you like? I'm not imagining a girl in my head, but I don't want to date a girl if I don't like her you know?

It's worth mentioning that I'm in engineering so time may be a factor, but I'm trying to get out more and study a bit less this upcoming semester.
#214287 to #214284 - nockae
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(06/21/2016) [-]
Just get yourself out there. I know the feeling of being an introvert and doing that, and it's really fucking hard, but unless you try and go to social gatherings, make new friends, etc. It could be quite hard finding somebody.
That said, sometimes things just happen as they will and you'll meet someone by chance, like you did while studying abroad.

And in terms of remaining optimistic, there's billions of girls out there, one of them has got to like you
#214285 to #214284 - anon
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(06/21/2016) [-]
I meant during studying abroad
#214289 to #214285 - sugoi
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(06/21/2016) [-]
By going to your fucking classes holy shit.
Also enjoy engineering you're probably gunna get like, 1 girl and 20 guys but hey go and make friends first and then go to parties with them and presto more chicks.
#214301 to #214289 - anon
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(06/22/2016) [-]
Going to classes doesn't really help because I'm in mechanical engineering and also my class sizes are fucking huge (Big ten uni)
But no I agree
#214278 - anon
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(06/21/2016) [-]
where and with whom do i celebrate my 18th birthday...(i live in an apartment so i cant really host a party)
#214290 to #214278 - sugoi
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(06/21/2016) [-]
At home drinking alone.
#214279 to #214278 - anon
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(06/21/2016) [-]
or a flat idk how you call it... 64 square meters
#214283 to #214279 - anon
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(06/21/2016) [-]
literally anywhere and with friends?
#214270 - anon
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(06/21/2016) [-]
my doctor gave me cream for my rash(its on my hands not on my dick) and i put it with some bagels but it tastes real funny. what should i do?
#214291 to #214270 - sugoi
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(06/21/2016) [-]
kys
#214277 to #214270 - burpy
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(06/21/2016) [-]
Just eat with a fork if you don't like the taste of creme
#214263 - mattythebeaver
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(06/21/2016) [-]
So I'm currently in the process of applying for placements/internships for my university course and there's this policy we have to abide by which is the first company we're accepted by, we have to go. Which is fine, usually. Not quiite now.
I applied for a placement with a company which didn't offer a job description until after you applied and got shortlisted. I thought this was fine as I'm fairly desperate for a placement right now because it's real late in the application process and I still haven't landed a placement. The job description came out today and it's literally customer service which is my idea of hell. I've got a Skype interview tomorrow and I really don't want to be forced into accepting this placement if I get chosen, and it's difficult to just say "nah, sorry m8 I don't fancy it" because our university is pissy about its reputation with businesses. Any way to flunk the interview without making it obvious I'm a shit candidate? Also worth mentioning the company put a heavy emphasis on strong english speakers, and everyone else on the shortlist has a foreign accent, so I've basically got a natural advantage.
#214282 to #214263 - babasera
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(06/21/2016) [-]
try to change your voice,because the first impression is the most important
most companies don't want people with shitty voices working at customer service
#214262 - jaytothadee
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(06/21/2016) [-]
So I finally landed a date with this girl. Atleast I think its a date. Well the other night we stayed up till four in the morning talking. After she passed out and I hung up, I messaged her "goodnight gorgeous, Im really looking forward to friday. I'll talk to you tommorow "The day after that she barely texted me. She said she was busy but I feel I fucked it up by sending that. Like we normally talk everynight but we didnt last night and now I am freaking out that I fucked up...Did I?
#214276 to #214262 - charizarddad ONLINE
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(06/21/2016) [-]
only time will tell. play it cool
#214265 to #214262 - nockae
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(06/21/2016) [-]
I don't think you fucked it up at all. Though I would like to know why you only think it's a date and aren't entirely sure.
There's one of two things that I would think would be going on.
1. It's quite possible that she is just as nervous as you to go on the date. Texting you could make her anxious so she might just be trying to get through the anxiety.
2. She's actually busy. I don't know how old you are, or what either of you do, but people are often too busy to text throughout the day.

If it is indeed a date, there's nothing wrong with what you said because a date would imply adding romance into the relationship at least on some level. Try not to worry about it too much, you're probably making it a lot worse in your head than it is in real life. Before you agreed to the date, if she was busy for a day I doubt you would have thought twice about it. But perhaps because of fear of rejection, you're more worried about it now. If things continue to be awkward, or she ignores you, just ask her why it is. Having dialogue about problems, in any sort of relationship (friendship or romantic), is what will make it successful.
#214271 to #214265 - jaytothadee
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(06/21/2016) [-]
>>#214264, >>#214265, The reason why I think it may not be a date is I just asked to get tea and meet up downtown. She said this before I asked her out though "Youre an extraordinary person You bet im going to be here a while, I cant learn all about you in one night. I guess Im just getting nervous that im going to fuck it up before friday.
#214286 to #214271 - nockae
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(06/21/2016) [-]
That's definitely a date man.
She definitely hasn't lost interest in you either. As I said above, she's probably just as nervous as you are, if not more.
And in regards to her not answering you right away: she could either be trying to play a game with you, though she doesn't strike me as that kind of girl. Or she could just be busy. Either way, you have a date so I really wouldn't push it too far to try and get her to answer.
You'll do great man, just relax and let things flow in the directions they will. That said, don't do that thing where people ignore people just because they're being ignored. Its fucking dumb.
#214272 to #214271 - platinumaltaria
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(06/21/2016) [-]
That's a date... What do you think a date is if not meeting a person to chat?

Yeah she wants the D, not sure how more obvious she could be about that.
#214273 to #214272 - jaytothadee
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(06/21/2016) [-]
But like none of that has happened again. Like it seems different from the day I asked her out till now. Now it takes a while for her to respond and we havent really talked a lot. Idk it may be a date but she may have lost interest of me D:
#214274 to #214273 - platinumaltaria
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(06/21/2016) [-]
People don't lose interest, either they are attracted to you or not.
#214275 to #214274 - jaytothadee
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(06/21/2016) [-]
I hope so
#214264 to #214262 - platinumaltaria
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(06/21/2016) [-]
>girl says she's busy
>doesn't text
I think we can read between the lines... she hates you. God dammit man give her time
#214261 - alexanderburns
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(06/21/2016) [-]
So, I'm new to craigslist.
Why don't any job posters have their exact location mentioned anywhere?
#214256 - brownskin
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(06/21/2016) [-]
>>#214253

Test
#214254 - thelamastone
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(06/20/2016) [-]
i wanna move to canada in about 1 year and be a police officer in one of the big cities. (that doesnt reqquire a canadian passport). i wonder what i need to study.
2nd thing is, my grades are really bad. do you need good grades to get into college and study that? and if i might not get into college, is there a way to still get that diploma?
just tell me everything is gonna be okay fam
#214313 to #214254 - coolfuzzy
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(06/22/2016) [-]
Why do you wanna do that? Not being a dick just curious
#214334 to #214313 - thelamastone
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(06/23/2016) [-]
seems cool. its just my dream job dude. i wanna work outside, doing whats right and work with different situations instead of just sitting on my ass all day.
#214363 to #214334 - coolfuzzy
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(06/23/2016) [-]
I was more so wondering why canada specifically
#214492 to #214363 - thelamastone
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(06/28/2016) [-]
i always wanted to live in america, so canada seemed nice. just want to get to know another culture. i just dont like living in the same place too long.
#214497 to #214492 - coolfuzzy
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(06/29/2016) [-]
Oh I assumed you were american too my bad. What part of Canada are you thinking? I'm gonna be going to school in Alberta in a year so I'm also heading there.
#214258 to #214254 - canaritaugemileona
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(06/21/2016) [-]
I could say everythings gunna be ok but nothing will magically work out if you do nothing. Be proactive in your life and figure out which steps you need to take.
#214253 - imnotasian ONLINE
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(06/20/2016) [-]
does therapy actually help with anxiety? ive been freaking out a lot recently and just want it to stop but im afraid of taking meds for it. Ive been thinking therapy may be a good idea but im not sure entirely.
#214323 to #214253 - coolfuzzy
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(06/22/2016) [-]
try doja if you haven't already. Pot is like my rip cord when I have anxiety attacks.
#214266 to #214253 - enlightednatzie
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(06/21/2016) [-]
I did theraphy because i thought i was autistic but i was not so for me it helped.
#214259 to #214253 - canaritaugemileona
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(06/21/2016) [-]
I've got pretty bad anxiety and had a few panic attacks but therapy has really made it easier to cope. If you do see a therapist though don't be afraid to be picky and find one you like that you can relate to easier. Also they won't just reaffirm your ego be prepared to hear some hard truths but it is for the best. I wish you luck my nigga.
#214252 - valourinfj
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(06/20/2016) [-]
Hey, it's me again. What's a good way to find a full-time job? I've been using craiglist and looking at nearby locations of places i know of but so far everything doesn't have steady full-time work which has left me with few other options of which I already applied for.
#214260 to #214252 - canaritaugemileona
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(06/21/2016) [-]
'Talk to everyone. Talk is cheap. Ask questions. You don't ask, you never learn.' -Morrowind
#214257 to #214252 - kingofunnyjunk
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(06/21/2016) [-]
hey I might have a job for you. If you're a gurl
#214184 - atsshole
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(06/20/2016) [-]
Hey, my girlfriend smoke pot and that really bothers me for some reason. Help me i know this shouldn't be a big deal but it is.
#214250 to #214184 - sushininja
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(06/20/2016) [-]
Weed isnt bad in moderate dosages and even the term moderate is completely objective as there's really no way to judge what amount is good or too much since it can vary by person.
I doubt your gf does a gram a day and if you dont even know what that is you should do some research.
#214191 to #214184 - platinumaltaria
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(06/20/2016) [-]
What're you talking to us for, go talk to her about it.
#214255 to #214191 - ifailedmyact ONLINE
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(06/21/2016) [-]
Advice board.

Advice board.
#214314 to #214255 - coolfuzzy
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(06/22/2016) [-]
he is giving him good advice. It'd be better to address before it festers from him over thinking it.
#214190 to #214184 - nockae
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(06/20/2016) [-]
I had that problem when I first started dating my ex. I'd occasionally show up at her house and she'd be high and it would bug the fuck out of me. After talking to her about it, she stopped doing it so often, and eventually I got a bit into it and we just ended up smoking together on the weekends.
The feeling I used to have was a sort of anxiety about it; though it was unfounded. But in a relationship each party has to take the other's feelings into account, so just talk to her about it. Maybe don't tell her you think she has a problem though. Try thinking of it from her point of view as well.
And if you've never smoked before, I really recommend you try it at least once with her. Even if you don't like it, it shows you're willing to give her point of view a try.
I got through my insecurities about it by talking with her, so even if neither of you wants to compromise, open a discussion about it anyway.
#214315 to #214190 - coolfuzzy
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(06/22/2016) [-]
this
#214185 to #214184 - ltbeanie
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(06/20/2016) [-]
I would figure out why you don't like it and talk to her about it.
#214187 to #214185 - atsshole
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(06/20/2016) [-]
Well i guess i don't like it bc she does it a lot and ive never been about that life so it sketches me out. Like from my point of view it seems like she has a problem.
#214189 to #214187 - herbolifee
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(06/20/2016) [-]
Weed is better than booze. Sounds like you're thinking it's a much worse drug than it is.
Maybe you should look into the effects of weed, study a little? Might give you more comfort.
#214180 - WtfStrawberries
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#214178 - anon
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(06/20/2016) [-]
Is it okay to give up hope and end my suffering?
#214192 to #214178 - platinumaltaria
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(06/20/2016) [-]
No, log in and join the autism you slut. There is no escape.
#214188 to #214178 - sugoi
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(06/20/2016) [-]
As an anon go right ahead.
#214181 to #214178 - anon
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(06/20/2016) [-]
do a flip
#214166 - cognosceteipsum
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(06/19/2016) [-]
At this point I'm just kinda wondering, will any amount of joy really be worth the pain I've already been through? There could be immense amounts of pain waiting me, with a similar life to this one.
#214316 to #214166 - coolfuzzy
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(06/22/2016) [-]
probably, the more you put yourself out there the higher the chances you find both joy and pain. Lifes miserable, find people who make the suffering worth it.
#214317 to #214316 - cognosceteipsum
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(06/22/2016) [-]
thanks
is this far up on the page ?
#214318 to #214317 - coolfuzzy
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(06/22/2016) [-]
nah I think it was on page two when I saw it
#214267 to #214166 - enlightednatzie
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(06/21/2016) [-]
What kind of joy and what kind of pain are we talking about?
#214269 to #214267 - cognosceteipsum
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(06/21/2016) [-]
Not quite sure myself
#214249 to #214166 - anon
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(06/20/2016) [-]
have you ever tried resetting your psyche with large amounts of psychedelics?

ethnobotanist terence mckenna said that his early experiences with them showed him "that there was something there worth pursuing"
#214251 to #214249 - cognosceteipsum
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(06/20/2016) [-]
That's a good idea and something I've been thinking of. What you're describing is essentially egodeath.
#214215 to #214166 - anon
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(06/20/2016) [-]
reading thi thread, I'm gonna go ahead and say no
#214218 to #214215 - cognosceteipsum
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(06/20/2016) [-]
Nice one ugh anon
#214193 to #214166 - platinumaltaria
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(06/20/2016) [-]
If you're going to be suicidal then at least have the decency not to whine about it, fuck.
#214196 to #214193 - cognosceteipsum
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(06/20/2016) [-]
Who said I am bitch?
#214246 to #214196 - platinumaltaria
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(06/20/2016) [-]
>>#214245
If you aren't a theist you'll have no trouble denying the existence of god. After all it's only a sin if you believe ;) I'll wait here.
#214247 to #214246 - cognosceteipsum
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(06/20/2016) [-]
nah
#214248 to #214247 - platinumaltaria
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(06/20/2016) [-]
Thanks for proving me right. Can we get to the part where you backpedal your accusations towards me?
#214197 to #214196 - platinumaltaria
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(06/20/2016) [-]
Why not complain to someone who cares... like no one.
#214198 to #214197 - cognosceteipsum
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(06/20/2016) [-]
I'm not complaining you gargantuan retard. Fuck off, go shit up the religion board with your euphoria and your fake mental illness
#214230 to #214198 - platinumaltaria
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(06/20/2016) [-]
>>#214229
Read: No u

You really are putty in my hands, aren't ya?
#214231 to #214230 - cognosceteipsum
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(06/20/2016) [-]
That's what I said you were doing you fucking idiot, I see your reading comprehension also sucks
#214232 to #214231 - platinumaltaria
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(06/20/2016) [-]
Read: "NO U! FUCKING IDIUT"

Come on, you can do it. It's not that hard; just make one statement of fact.
#214233 to #214232 - cognosceteipsum
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(06/20/2016) [-]
You're a fucking retard

There's one
#214234 to #214233 - platinumaltaria
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(06/20/2016) [-]
Nope, that's an insult. And wrong, I do not suffer from mental retardation.

Try again, with feeling!
#214235 to #214234 - cognosceteipsum
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(06/20/2016) [-]
Well, you admitted it yourself. While you say you suffer from mental retardation in the form of transsexuality, I say you're just plain autistic or something like that instead.
#214236 to #214235 - platinumaltaria
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(06/20/2016) [-]
Mental retardation is a learning disability, it has about as much to do with transgenderism as you have to do with women.

You probably think that you're attacking a weakness though, so I'm gonna let you in on a secret. I get this shit literally every day. I am completely desensitised.
#214237 to #214236 - cognosceteipsum
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(06/20/2016) [-]
You too apparently considering it's bogus.
#214238 to #214237 - platinumaltaria
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(06/20/2016) [-]
Yes, you got me, I made it up for attention. I even convinced the entire field of psychology to recognise it. In fact, I went back in time and inserted examples throughout history, and into ancient greco-roman myth.
#214239 to #214238 - cognosceteipsum
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(06/20/2016) [-]
More attempting to sound smart..
#214240 to #214239 - platinumaltaria
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(06/20/2016) [-]
I am smart. Or more accurately, I'm smarter than you, I'd say I'm still probably only of average intellect.
#214241 to #214240 - cognosceteipsum
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(06/20/2016) [-]
Nice dunning Kruger faggot
#214242 to #214241 - platinumaltaria
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(06/20/2016) [-]
Actually I was being modest, which is the exact opposite of the Dunning-Kruger effect.
#214243 to #214242 - cognosceteipsum
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(06/20/2016) [-]
You were being arrogant by presuming that you were smarter than me based on evidence pointing towards the contrary.
#214244 to #214243 - platinumaltaria
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(06/20/2016) [-]
You believe in a magic man in the sky. I'd say I'm the smarter of the two.
#214322 to #214244 - platinumaltaria
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(06/22/2016) [-]
>>#214244
This goes back beyond this one chain.
#214321 to #214244 - coolfuzzy
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(06/22/2016) [-]
You just assumed he was suicidal and started antagonizing him. Even if he was that's not the right way to go about that dude. Mr.Rogers saw better things from you.
#214320 to #214244 - platinumaltaria
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(06/22/2016) [-]
>>#214319
No, he started this shit in the first place.
#214319 to #214244 - coolfuzzy
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(06/22/2016) [-]
hey man why don't you stop being a dick for no reason.
#214245 to #214244 - cognosceteipsum
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(06/20/2016) [-]
Nope. I never said that I do. Strawman I see..
#214199 to #214198 - platinumaltaria
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(06/20/2016) [-]
Wow, you've got that edge that just won't quit!
#214201 to #214199 - cognosceteipsum
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(06/20/2016) [-]
Oh and your liberal atheist muh Christianity is stupid bullshit is not edgy? Damn, hypos gon hypo no?
#214202 to #214201 - platinumaltaria
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(06/20/2016) [-]
I refute stupid shit. That's my thing. Christianity just happens to put out a lot of stupid shit.
#214204 to #214202 - cognosceteipsum
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(06/20/2016) [-]
So the existence of God is less likely than the existence of your faked attentionwhore mental disorder? Give me a break faggot
#214206 to #214204 - platinumaltaria
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(06/20/2016) [-]
I'm going to say yes, because god doesn't exist and my "faked attentionwhore mental disorder" is real.

I've found that people who call other people 'faggot' are usually closet gays.
#214208 to #214206 - cognosceteipsum
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(06/20/2016) [-]
Meanwhile you can't prove that but you can prove God, nice one dunce
#214210 to #214208 - platinumaltaria
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(06/20/2016) [-]
I can 'prove' it, because unlike your crap it's reality.
#214213 to #214210 - cognosceteipsum
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(06/20/2016) [-]
Edgy mcEdgerson there
#214217 to #214213 - platinumaltaria
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(06/20/2016) [-]
*statement with zero edge.
#214221 to #214217 - cognosceteipsum
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(06/20/2016) [-]
Nope m8

Also, you give off that edge vibe so even the comments you make that are inherently neutral get an edge to them.
#214222 to #214221 - platinumaltaria
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(06/20/2016) [-]
Read: I don't like you because you're smarter than I am.
#214225 to #214222 - cognosceteipsum
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(06/20/2016) [-]
You keep saying that but as with your mental illness.. Zero evidence for, plenty against
#214226 to #214225 - platinumaltaria
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(06/20/2016) [-]
Read: zero evidence against, plenty for

You know the best part about being right; it doesn't matter whether I win an argument.
#214227 to #214226 - cognosceteipsum
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(06/20/2016) [-]
Nice no u
#214228 to #214227 - platinumaltaria
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(06/20/2016) [-]
Read: I have no argument, so I'm going to shout childish retorts at you until you leave.
#214229 to #214228 - cognosceteipsum
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(06/20/2016) [-]
As you are doing eh?
#214200 to #214199 - cognosceteipsum
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(06/20/2016) [-]
Hey, who's edgy here? You're the one pretending to be a girl for attention.
#214203 to #214200 - platinumaltaria
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(06/20/2016) [-]
Nigga I get enough attention just voicing my opinions.
Stop being a whiny cunt.
#214205 to #214203 - cognosceteipsum
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(06/20/2016) [-]
Lol. You're the one who whined about ACTUALLY being suicidal a while ago for a relationship you had for a week or something.

Again, hypos gon hypo. I'm not whining. You are.
#214207 to #214205 - platinumaltaria
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(06/20/2016) [-]
If you say so champ.

>you literally commented first
#214209 to #214207 - cognosceteipsum
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(06/20/2016) [-]
Yeah but you missed the part where I wasn't whining.
#214211 to #214209 - platinumaltaria
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(06/20/2016) [-]
"At this point I'm just kinda wondering, will any amount of joy really be worth the pain I've already been through?"
Fuck, I just cut myself... on the EDGE
#214212 to #214211 - cognosceteipsum
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(06/20/2016) [-]
Genuine inquiry and you jumped on the bandwagon hate as the herd mentality retard you are.

/Let+me+inside+one/funny-pictures/5618499/8#8
Meanwhile this? Lol
#214214 to #214212 - platinumaltaria
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(06/20/2016) [-]
Oh we're digging shit up from a year ago. Tell me again how your not a salty bitch again?
#214219 to #214214 - cognosceteipsum
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(06/20/2016) [-]
Youre*
#214220 to #214219 - platinumaltaria
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(06/20/2016) [-]
Wow, correcting me on grammar, that definitely detracts from you being an edgelord.
#214223 to #214220 - cognosceteipsum
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(06/20/2016) [-]
Use fancy words, that definitely detracts from you being a dipshit
#214224 to #214223 - platinumaltaria
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(06/20/2016) [-]
I never used any 'fancy words'?
#214216 to #214214 - cognosceteipsum
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(06/20/2016) [-]
Lol
#214186 to #214183 - cognosceteipsum
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(06/20/2016) [-]
Stop missusing images
#214175 to #214166 - whitechino ONLINE
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(06/20/2016) [-]
Or you can realize someone always has it worse
#214157 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT
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(06/19/2016) [-]
What's the best way to practice flirting with girls? Or at least show interest. I thought it would always come naturally, but I felt like I was just acting nice not flirting. I don't think she was interested anyways (talked a lot, she was awesome but very different outlooks on life, I don't think it would've worked). Made me realize though that I should really like not be a faggot in the future and it's time to be my own man kind of thing (if you know what I'm trying to say). Has anyone been in a similar situation and can help a brotha out?

I think my main problem is confidence. I have no problem talking to a girl, like none at all, but when it comes to actual flirting and complimenting the girl... I just feel like I'll creep them out or they will feel offended.. or something.

Just take my word that I'm not ugly and I'm not a loser.
#214268 to #214157 - enlightednatzie
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(06/21/2016) [-]
Same, thats why im not even bother to flirt with girls.
#214194 to #214157 - platinumaltaria
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(06/20/2016) [-]
Don't put the girl on a pedestal. Build confidence by being more social (outside the interweebs)
Confidence is easy, just fake it.
#214176 to #214157 - whitechino ONLINE
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(06/20/2016) [-]
#214160
All that
-But Remember most of all be Honest, and be yourself.
-If she has siblings, be friends with them too.
-Be active, if she want's to be around you 24/7, let her know you'll put her in your schedule.
#214179 to #214176 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT
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(06/20/2016) [-]
Yeah I try to do that at all times unless there's some reason for me not to... I found out that you shouldn't lie to others because then how can you be truthful to yourself? I'm in a phase right now if you can't tell lol
#214160 to #214157 - minutes
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(06/19/2016) [-]
Make fun of her in a playfull way
romantic/sexual jokes can be usefull sometimes
slip in a few comliments from time to time
gentle touches (like hands, arms and shoulders)
slightly longer eye contact
make her laugh
avoid boring topics like job, school, the fucking weather etc.
don't be clingy
go for the kiss if you feel it, don't wait usually you can spot the signs when she wants to be kissed: she'll make longer eye contact, will smile a lot and glance at your lips while looking at you

It's basically like normal talking. The topic can be anything, it can be anywhere just as usual. The only difference is that you do the stuff from above. Good luck
#214170 to #214160 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT
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(06/19/2016) [-]
I wish I would've known this like 2 weeks ago... So fucking simple, I do this all the time, I'm just so polite to girls that I like... Other girls I'm just having fun with this is no problem...
#214169 to #214160 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT
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(06/19/2016) [-]
The making fun/sexual jokes part I mean
#214167 to #214160 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT
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(06/19/2016) [-]
What are appropriate compliments? Nice dress? I like your hair? I don't want to be cringey or needy, I see a lot of guys do shit like that and it's gross. I see the other points, very good ones at that. I do that with girls I do not like, which may explain a lot from my past lmao
#214171 to #214167 - minutes
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(06/19/2016) [-]
There is no guide for things that are appropriate, it's always different from girl to girl, situation to situation. You can basically say anything if you say it right. Body language, and vocalization make a huge part in this as well. There are sentences, jokes etc. that can only be said when you're able to be confident while saying them you know? But generally, nice cheeky stuff is always good. You shouldn't be too innocent and you shouldn't be too forward (most of the time, there are exceptions).

For example picture this situation:
She's eating a banana. Now you could say "Damn girl you like long thick things in your mouth? I bet you do! haha" which would be pretty cringy
or you could say
"Hey be carefull! Some absolutely perverted guys, totally not me though, like to watch girls eating bananas! maybe there is some stalker behind that bush over there! take small bites only!" sounds better right?
It's a shitty example I know. It's almost purely situational you know.. as long as it's funny and not too corny or maybe even insulting she'll be fine.
You shouldn't make these too often though. Just use them carefully or she'll eventually think you're a 12 year old. The most important thing is making her laugh and mocking her. Make fun of her, shove her around a little, show her that you're good at social stuff (even if you aren't). With some real life practice you'll get it in some time. Everyone developes his own flirting tactics, kinda. You'll too. Just try out some stuff and you'll learn what works and what doesn't. Mistakes are a good thing! If she gets up and leaves you alone you now know exactly what not to do.
Good luck
#214172 to #214171 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT
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(06/19/2016) [-]
Delivery is pretty important, I'm pretty good at it though... I think my main problem is complimenting/physical contact. Also, I don't know how to interpret if the girl likes me back.

I met some girl on my study abroad trip who was just beautiful (personality and all) but she was one of those girls who laughed at everything and everyone. Completely out of my knowledge how to tell if girls like that have reciprocal feelings.. What is ironic is that these are the type of girls I like...

I honestly feel like I'll never find a girl that likes me back that I like... I don't want to be with someone who doesn't make me happy. But you don't care that much so I digress :^)
thanks for the advice though.. I'll probably need to actively think about these things until I get good at it.
#214165 to #214160 - yatush
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(06/19/2016) [-]
That actualy sounds really helpful, I'm gonna save this for tough times.

Thanks.
#214168 to #214158 - anon
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(06/19/2016) [-]
I can't even watch a minute of that video to see if it's real or a joke, but that goatee tells me he has some thinking himself to do.
#214156 - anon
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(06/19/2016) [-]
am gonna graduate from 1,5 years of photography studies in next february, am not ready for the big world yet, will it be a good idea to go study car mechanics to get more education? it interests me but I'm not sure about anything anymore
#214173 to #214156 - nsfwanon
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(06/19/2016) [-]
I should graduate from an education degree next month... But I bailed on education and got a job in a semi-related field instead. I'll teach eventually, but hell naw am I ready to be an adult yet.

You're always learning, so why not do something you enjoy? If that's the mechanics course, go for it

#214159 to #214156 - alexanderburns
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(06/19/2016) [-]
when is learning things ever a bad idea when you're not paying way too much money to do it?
#214174 to #214159 - anon
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(06/19/2016) [-]
nah it's not university, I think the term in english is college
#214146 - mechagodzilla
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(06/19/2016) [-]
Hey uh my little bro just got stung or bit or something by this and i'd like to know.

what the fuck is it?
#214153 to #214146 - magicjesuscf
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(06/19/2016) [-]
Possibly some type of leaf-footed nymph?
#214154 to #214153 - mechagodzilla
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(06/19/2016) [-]
That helps a lot, Thanks!
#214151 to #214146 - focalanemo
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(06/19/2016) [-]
he gon die
#214150 to #214146 - babasera
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(06/19/2016) [-]
give us more pics(if you have them),looks like a locust to me,but i'm not sure because i can't see the shape of the head
#214147 to #214146 - charizarddad ONLINE
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(06/19/2016) [-]
do you have a better picture?
#214148 to #214147 - mechagodzilla
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(06/19/2016) [-]
I dont, this was texted to me.
#214142 - confusedasian
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(06/19/2016) [-]
Hey, what kind of hair cut is this? Getting a haircut tomorrow and I think this looks nice.
#214143 to #214142 - confusedasian
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(06/19/2016) [-]
All I know is that it's the "Dean Winchester" haircut.
#214144 to #214143 - confusedasian
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(06/19/2016) [-]
I'm sure there is a name for it. I like it, I think it looks nice.
#214161 to #214144 - minutes
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(06/19/2016) [-]
Just describe it dude. Shorter on the sides, a bit longer on the top, no hard transitions.
#214163 to #214161 - confusedasian
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(06/19/2016) [-]
I thought about showing the pictures like 10 minutes after I posted. I was just thinking, "Hey, I have all these pictures of Jensen on my phone. I can just show it to her."
#214162 to #214161 - confusedasian
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(06/19/2016) [-]
I just thought of showing the pictures instead.
#214164 to #214162 - minutes
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(06/19/2016) [-]
That would work as well