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#215225 - anon
Reply +3
(07/18/2016) [-]
>Finally found a girl that's like me both in personality and sense of humor
>Someone I can come home to after work and just talk about anything with
>Someone who's as messed up and damaged on the inside as I am
>Someone who compliments my crazy
>Been together for 3 years now
>On a date at an expensive restaurant
>Had to save up a bunch of money just to be here but it's worth it
>Have ring in jacket, nicest one I could afford
>Waiting for the right moment to ask the question
>Suddenly I realize something isn't right
>There's a weird sound off in the distance but I can't really figure out what it is
>After a few seconds it hits me
>It's my alarm clock
>Wake up all by myself in my cold little apartment
>The entire thing was just a very realistic dream
>Called in sick for work so I can just lay here and feel like shit all by myself

I don't know if I can do this anymore.
#215236 to #215225 - minutes ONLINE
Reply +2
(07/18/2016) [-]
Cut your "useless" time to zero. No more sitting at your computer doing nothing after work etc. Go to pretty much every social gathering you can, sports partys whatever and talk to as much people as humanly possible. Not only girls, but guys too. You might find friends that have nice girl-friends you know? Even after work, you still got some time to be productive in a gf finding sense. Just do stuff you always wanted to do, there has to be something. Like reading a book or learning a language whatever
#215229 to #215225 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
Reply -2
(07/18/2016) [-]
I mean you could just go out and get gf...
#215230 to #215229 - anon
Reply +1
(07/18/2016) [-]
What part of my post makes you think I haven't already done that
#215231 to #215230 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
Reply 0
(07/18/2016) [-]
Well you're asking for advice...
#215233 to #215231 - anon
Reply 0
(07/18/2016) [-]
Just to further clarify, the first line pretty much says it all.

>Finally found a girl that's like me both in personality and sense of humor
#215234 to #215233 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
Reply +1
(07/18/2016) [-]
So just talk to more girls. It's basic statistics, the bigger the sample the more likely it is that the sample contains your oneitis.
#215235 to #215234 - anon
Reply 0
(07/18/2016) [-]
Well I've been in a few shitty relationships in the past and for the longest time I just wanted to stay by myself, but even today work makes it difficult to get out a lot.

I guess the dream I had last night kinda opened up a few scars so I wanted to share it. I normally never talk about this kind of shit.
#215232 to #215231 - anon
Reply 0
(07/18/2016) [-]
Well I appreciate it anyway, but I'm not really asking for advice. I just kinda wanted to be heard, if that makes sense.
#215227 to #215225 - yatush
Reply 0
(07/18/2016) [-]
c..christ anon.

#215224 - anon
Reply 0
(07/18/2016) [-]
i just got a job and on paper, it's great. it's only a 5 hour shift and im a delivery guy which i like since i really like riding bikes n shit. but im kinda nervous. what do ;_;
#215248 to #215224 - thumbsdenied
Reply 0
(07/19/2016) [-]
Its okay to be nervous, just do your best and eventually you'll feel comfortable.
#215221 - mmfan
Reply +1
(07/18/2016) [-]
I'm struggling with the idea of superficial change vs. improvement. I try to stay in myself and what works for me, I'm not into going to the gym. That's just not me. Muscles for muscle sake seem useless. But i'm a martial artist, so that's my workout, i'm not in terrible shape. But then I see these guys sometimes that just seem like they are cut from stone, and a twinge of envy strikes me. Because they just seem like they have something I don't. I should've been dealing with body image issues when I was 18, barely passing high school and had a gf who I loved with a profound sort of soulmate love. Now that I've been single for a while at 26, and have a 3.6 gpa, I've come to realize I don't know how to interact with people in general. A's are no substitute for human companionship and love.
#215223 to #215221 - raideoactivepilot
Reply +1
(07/18/2016) [-]
I can relate somewhat. I too have struggle with interacting with people. Its weird.... 2 or 3 years ago i there was not a day i went without talking to someone and meeting new people. But one day i just started to become withdrawn and just started getting harder to talk to others. Then when i tried to get back out there again.. Had a medical scare and made a shit loads of pity friends had no idea at the time thats what it was and when that issue was resolved they just disappeared. After that i have stopped even trying for a few years. Its really been starting to weigh on me heavily. The real issue is that when i meet anyone that seems happy most of the time i just start to resent and hate them for it. :/ idk if i can be of any help with you man, but i normally pop on here time to time so if you want to vent out bullshit or whatever im here. or not your choice really.
#215217 - glasswall
Reply 0
(07/18/2016) [-]
So, my gf left me reciently im a lot better now, the thing is, im using tinder to meet new people, but as a betafag with pockets full of spaguetti, dont know what to say to start a conversation without being awkward, any good tips?
#215311 to #215217 - holymackarel
Reply +1
(07/20/2016) [-]
Shitty pickup lines could work... if a girl responds either they have a sense of humor or they're desperate or want a free meal.
#215218 to #215217 - sugoi
Reply 0
(07/18/2016) [-]
Just use shitty pick up lines you see on FJ until it works.
#215213 - brackgrapple ONLINE
Reply 0
(07/18/2016) [-]
Where to sell or just get rid of comic books I have no room for
#215219 to #215213 - sugoi
Reply 0
(07/18/2016) [-]
Ebay, Amazon, Taobao
Just any online market really.
#215214 to #215213 - anon
Reply 0
(07/18/2016) [-]
if you want to get rid of them just throw them in the trash.
#215215 to #215214 - brackgrapple ONLINE
Reply 0
(07/18/2016) [-]
It'd be a huge waste to just trash perfect condition 1st prints
#215216 to #215215 - anon
Reply +1
(07/18/2016) [-]
well Ebay then.
#215206 - anon
Reply +3
(07/17/2016) [-]
Stupid question time. No laughing.

I wanna try recording. Got a good mic and everything's all set up. Gave it a try and...
God. I know this whole "Nobody likes their own voice" deal, but that has never really been an issue for me. My problem is that my voice just sounds boring, plain and simple.

Are there any exercises for making me sound more... animated? Lively? Whatever the word is, or am I doomed to a bleak voice for the rest of my life?
#215228 to #215206 - babasera
Reply 0
(07/18/2016) [-]
try imitating someone and then compare it
it takes a lot of practice,but in the end you will learn how to do it
#215208 to #215206 - burpy
Reply +5
(07/17/2016) [-]
Having a boring voice isn't necessarily bad as long as you have something entertaining to say. Cr1tikal sounds extremely monotonous, yet a lot of people find him hilarious because of his jokes.
#215205 - anon
Reply 0
(07/17/2016) [-]
For anyone that knows about investing, index funds, especially through Vanguard:

I've recently been reading about how great an idea it is to invest in index funds, especially through Vanguard. Im 20 years old and have a decent amount of money just sitting in a savings account so I was thinking about it.

Problem is, what I know about investing is the little I learned in High School and a bit of the Jcollins stock series. Will Vanguard be somehthing that I have to be more knowledgable about stocks to use. will I have to actively choose and change things? Will it be okay if I invest in a Vanguard index fund right now or should I wait and learn more?

Thanks in advance!
#215204 - muchname ONLINE
Reply 0
(07/17/2016) [-]
can any art fags tell me what this piece is and where I can find more of things like this?
#215210 to #215204 - anon
Reply 0
(07/17/2016) [-]
knight at the crossroads by Viktor Vasnetsov
#215203 - thesuperintendent
Reply -1
(07/17/2016) [-]
PPPPPPPEEEENNNNIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
#215195 - notpolarpulse
Reply 0
(07/17/2016) [-]
whats the kinda thing i need to look for when upgrading my graphics card

i know i have dual graphics cards with SLI but do i have to change my motherboard too? its a MICRO-STAR INTERNATIONAL CO.LTD MS-7380 (CPU 1). i know i probably have to change out my CPU too since its a Intel Core 2 Quad Q8200 @ 2.33GHz

or should i just buy a new desktop for 500 with the graphics card/cpu that im looking for that can have dual monitors
#215201 to #215195 - confusedasian
Reply +1
(07/17/2016) [-]
The only reasons you need to change your motherboard is because 1. Your new cpu has a different socket and doesn't fit your old motherboard. Or 2. Your motherboard somehow got damaged.

Either way, just go the cheaper route if it's good.
#215194 - bludead
Reply 0
(07/17/2016) [-]
What pokemon team should i join.

All my friends are Valor but i've heard they're retarded
#215196 to #215194 - sushininja
Reply +2
(07/17/2016) [-]
teams dont matter at all really. I join mystic because I liked articuno and blue.

Statistically more people picked Blue team. But if your friends are who you're going to spend majority of the time with playing GO, it's better to all be the same color.
#215197 to #215196 - confusedasian
Reply 0
(07/17/2016) [-]
Can you change teams?
#215198 to #215197 - sushininja
Reply 0
(07/17/2016) [-]
As of now no. And it's unclear if that's ever a possibility
#215199 to #215198 - confusedasian
Reply 0
(07/17/2016) [-]
I see.

Once you go yellow, you don't turn towards another fellow.
#215185 - victorsin
Reply 0
(07/17/2016) [-]
I have to admit that I'm having a extreme hard time with work, gym, school, bills, paperwork and other shit like gf which I can't never see and family because dad is not even in my life. How do people stay motivated to not fucking kill themselves? Is it this hard fot everybody or will I just adapt? I understand that God has to make some obstacles, but this is ridiculous. I feel like some songs from blink 182, perfect plan and 21 pilots were made just for me. Please don't tell me it will just get better because I feel like an old person like 50 or 60 years old even when im just 22. Always tired, routine every God damn day and I just can't take this anymore. I feel like overwhelmed and I just want to drop all my shit on the floor and sleep all day. Im filling paperwork for my job right now, I got to do homework for Monday and I have a drug test that idk if I will pass before the 20th. I did weed about 12 days.
#215202 to #215185 - alexanderburns ONLINE
Reply +1
(07/17/2016) [-]
I guess you either eventually find your own reasons to do whatever you need to do to live or you don't.

I'm 22 myself and it just sort of happened to me back in March. Played a video game that got me thinking about myself and a week of hard thinking and writing later, I had actual reasons to live rather than things I should do because people say so. It feels great. Do recommend staying alive just for the chance of gaining strong reasons to live.
#215220 to #215202 - victorsin
Reply 0
(07/18/2016) [-]
It's just that after graduating and having a bad time what's next? Should I keep studying, should I save all my money or travel a lot. I'm used to be different from my brothers. My brothers are like superstars and I'm just me. I don't care what do I wear. If I have sex or not. I just care about finishing my tasks and eating or playing video games when I'm back home. At a point that I think very often to myself if I'm sick or is it aomething that will fade away.
#215209 to #215202 - ferrettamer ONLINE
Reply 0
(07/17/2016) [-]
stalking trannies on the internet isn't a reason to live
#215212 to #215209 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
Reply 0
(07/17/2016) [-]
GIF
#215188 to #215185 - Residentpudding
Reply +1
(07/17/2016) [-]
There's no guarantee that things will get better, but all the work you're doing adds up. You may not think so, but it does. If you need to take some time off of work, do so. Save up some money and go out and do something you want to do, have fun, do a little soul searching. If you need to slow down in life, do that too. Don't try to juggle so many tasks at once, you need to prioritize. Do the shit that needs to be done first and then you can move on to something else so long as you don't over do it.

I would find myself in your situation plenty of times before. Then a sort of mentor of mine asked me, "How do you eat an elephant?"
I said, "One bite at a time?"
He told me, "Start at the ass. Get the worst part of it out of the way."
#215191 to #215188 - victorsin
Reply 0
(07/17/2016) [-]
Last time I bought clothes was 3 or 4 years ago I can't remmber and because of the gym I got bigger so I need new clothes or do diet. I hate it.
#215190 to #215188 - victorsin
Reply 0
(07/17/2016) [-]
I'll try to do less hours at work and I want to finish school asap. Money has been always a problem for me and my family, but if I finish my program I will earn easily over $2000 a week and that would be enough to support my family and have a decent car and pay for my stuff (new clothes, car insurance, phone, utilities, rent, etc..)
I saw people dropping school working with me in Walmart or HEB in the night and they tell me if I'm still in school and they get mad because they just dropped it. Maybe it adds up. as you said, but lord I feel like I've been in school forever and that my job sucks. Thanks I will try to take a breath and go swimming or watch a movie.
#215187 to #215185 - sugoi
Reply +1
(07/17/2016) [-]
Don't think about it and do less shit.
Split your problems and then into priority so let's see.
-Relationships
-Work
-School
-Bills
-Paperwork
-Gym

Now let's take out the things you have to to and continuously do so
-Bills
-School
-Relationships

Go out because there's nothing you can do about it so just don't think about changing anything there, this just leaves us with.
-Work
-Gym
-Paperwork

So you're feeling overworked and tired, I don't know what "paperwork" is but finish that off immediately so it's gone forever. Consider taking less hours at work if you're overstressed but if you don't want to then just cut out gym since you know, it's not something you absolutely need.
#215189 to #215187 - victorsin
Reply 0
(07/17/2016) [-]
I will try to eat healthy and do exercise when I can in my weekends like right now. I'm awake because I work in the night, but today is my rest day haha. Thanks I will see what I can take off my schedule and do better.
#215186 to #215185 - victorsin
Reply 0
(07/17/2016) [-]
I said dont tell me it will just get better because I have to keep this same routine of taking naps instead of sleeping for 3 more years. That if I dont fail my program and become what I want to.
Btw os there any benefit if I have my associates degree?
#215167 - flufflepuff
Reply 0
(07/17/2016) [-]
So I used vaporeon to help defend a gym in my area, and then when the gym was defeated I got it back


I healed it up and now it won't let me use it to help defend any more gyms?


I don't get why?
#215183 to #215167 - sushininja
Reply 0
(07/17/2016) [-]
did you check to see if the gyms have space to put more pokemon?
#215207 to #215183 - flufflepuff
Reply 0
(07/17/2016) [-]
I figured it out, it's because vaporeon wasn't fully healed. 120/121 health and I didn't quite see it
#215184 to #215183 - flufflepuff
Reply 0
(07/17/2016) [-]
yeah they did, only vaporeon isn't allowed to defend anymore
#215166 - ronjeremysweiner
Reply -6
(07/17/2016) [-]
What am I doin wrong bros?
#215222 to #215166 - raideoactivepilot
Reply 0
(07/18/2016) [-]
and the first person i auto hide is you. congrads
#215226 to #215222 - ronjeremysweiner
Reply 0
(07/18/2016) [-]
C if I care
#215168 to #215166 - sugoi
Reply +7
(07/17/2016) [-]
Your content is shit
#215169 to #215168 - ronjeremysweiner
Reply 0
(07/17/2016) [-]
Man my colon suffered for that not even a thumb?
#215170 to #215169 - sugoi
Reply +2
(07/17/2016) [-]
Well you got like 7
Just red ones lel
#215171 to #215170 - ronjeremysweiner
Reply 0
(07/17/2016) [-]
Momma knows I tried
#215172 to #215171 - sugoi
Reply +1
(07/17/2016) [-]
Then go ask your momma for some chicken tendies
#215173 to #215172 - ronjeremysweiner
Reply 0
(07/17/2016) [-]
Can't she is sleep time
#215174 to #215173 - sugoi
Reply +1
(07/17/2016) [-]
Go tell her that.
#215175 to #215174 - ronjeremysweiner
Reply 0
(07/17/2016) [-]
But I'm not autistic
#215182 to #215175 - sugoi
Reply +2
(07/17/2016) [-]
>>#215166,
First stage is denial my friend.
#215193 to #215182 - ronjeremysweiner
Reply 0
(07/17/2016) [-]
I pooed again this time it's diarrhea wanna see?
#215162 - Ganifromholland
Reply 0
(07/16/2016) [-]
Hey guys, real quick question.
I'm planning on making a motorcycle trip over to england leaving from the netherlands.

Question being, how long does a usual ferry take from lets say ''Hoek van Holland'' to ''Harwich''? MIght be very far fetched and it'd require someone that had actually made that trip to know the answer but what the hell. I couldn't find anything online. Much love and thanks in advance!
#215165 to #215162 - anon
Reply +1
(07/17/2016) [-]
considering the ferry from Dover to calais takes about 1 hour and a half, I'd wager than your trip would be about 4 hours
#215200 to #215165 - Ganifromholland
Reply 0
(07/17/2016) [-]
Thanks anon!
#215157 - masterreposter ONLINE
Reply 0
(07/16/2016) [-]
England, what does it mean when you call someone a bird
#215158 to #215157 - anon
Reply +1
(07/16/2016) [-]
calling someone a bird is just another word for a woman.
#215159 to #215158 - masterreposter ONLINE
Reply 0
(07/16/2016) [-]
I saw it on the England special of impractical jokers. Seemed like it meant something bad
#215160 to #215159 - anon
Reply 0
(07/16/2016) [-]
it's highly informal but by no means bad.
#215145 - jellyman
Reply 0
(07/15/2016) [-]
Any funny youtubers I should watch? I've been watching Jontron play really bad games and hilarious. Weegee Play's is pretty funny too. They don't have to be related, just someone who's really funny.
#215211 to #215145 - cognosceteipsum
Reply 0
(07/17/2016) [-]
Langfocus
Scaretheater
Creepypasta Archives
#215192 to #215145 - yatush
Reply 0
(07/17/2016) [-]
Cr1tikal, h3h3, filthyfrank, idubbbz, videogamedunkey.

these are my favorite youtubers.
#215155 to #215145 - babasera
Reply +2
(07/15/2016) [-]
penguinz0
#215152 to #215145 - anon
Reply +1
(07/15/2016) [-]
angry video game nerd is a lot like jontron.. and filthy frank/h3h3 have done videos with jontron
#215151 to #215145 - ukobarrywewa
Reply 0
(07/15/2016) [-]
I love videogamedunkey
#215146 to #215145 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
Reply 0
(07/15/2016) [-]
Well it depends on what you're interested in...
#215150 to #215146 - jellyman
Reply 0
(07/15/2016) [-]
Preferably someone weird or someone with a personality like Jontron idk
#215156 to #215150 - sugoi
Reply +2
(07/16/2016) [-]
filthy frank
#215149 to #215146 - jellyman
Reply 0
(07/15/2016) [-]
I don't knoww really, anything I guess
#215132 - braindeadmetalhead
Reply 0
(07/15/2016) [-]
Why does no one want me? Why does no one ever talk to me? Why do i feel like the best option is to just kill myself?
#215154 to #215132 - oxidoferroso
Reply +4
(07/15/2016) [-]
can I have your stuff
#215147 to #215132 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
Reply 0
(07/15/2016) [-]
I'm going to say mental illness. Go and see a doctor.
#215144 to #215132 - alexanderburns ONLINE
Reply 0
(07/15/2016) [-]
you probably suck
just be cooler
#215138 to #215132 - sugoi
Reply +4
(07/15/2016) [-]
Because you're a braindeadmetalhead.
Maybe if you were a regular metalhead?
#215131 - anon
Reply 0
(07/14/2016) [-]
Can someone please help me?

So I used these on my stomach to remove the hair because I wanted to eventually lighten it up so I wouldn't have to shave any more, but I fucked it up somehow. I think I didn't let it harden enough before I pulled, and it left several marks on my stomach like wax residue(?).

I figured after a while it would just wash away, but it's been a month and it's still there. They are like dark marks on my skin that almost look like birthmarks, but they were caused by the wax.

Can someone recommend a way to remove this?
#215141 to #215131 - anon
Reply +1
(07/15/2016) [-]
This happened to me on my legs, I'm sure what they are or what they're called.
I took a hot bath while using a salt scrub to get rid of the dead skin and afterwards I used a shit ton of cocoa butter. The marks on my legs are still faint but they're a lot less visible than they were before.
#215139 to #215131 - sugoi
Reply 0
(07/15/2016) [-]
"Skin Darkening and Burns: When waxing is done with overheated wax it may result in skin darkening and burns. Application of overheated wax may result in reddish brown spots. These spots appear as a result of post-inflammatory pigmentation. Mainly depending of the type of skin it might take a week to 1 year for pigmentation to fade out."

This maybe?
#215129 - anon
Reply 0
(07/14/2016) [-]
So my friend set me up with a girl, sort of a blind date type thing, since I broke up with my girlfriend three weeks ago.

She was pretty good looking, probably 7/10, pretty good given my standards, and she was nice and funny

Buuuut my friend failed to mention that she was single because her last boyfriend died in a car accident while they were in the hight of their relationship.

She spent a good 40 minutes talking about him and how great he was, and how she's just looking for someone as good as him so that she can move on

Obviously, the problem is that it's literally impossible to be as good as him in her eyes, since he'll always have been perfect in her mind's eye.

Is it really worth it? I haven't even been single for a month yet
#215148 to #215129 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
Reply -1
(07/15/2016) [-]
I'd say at least give her the benefit of the doubt... also you probably can't get anything better.
#215130 to #215129 - burpy
Reply +2
(07/14/2016) [-]
Sounds incredibly risky to me. Firstly, I don't think it's quite right for her to be "looking for someone as good as him so that she can move on" instead of just moving on like any other person when someone close to them dies.

Secondly, it sounds like she'll think about him even when in relationship with someone else, and that doesn't sound like a good thing to me, because as you said, you're going to have to meet standards which hang on top of an incredibly high pole.

If you're feeling down because you broke up with your previous girlfriend, I think it might just be better for you to take some time to move on before getting into a new relationship.

Not the master of psychology here, but those are my two cents.
#215133 to #215130 - ifailedmyact
Reply 0
(07/15/2016) [-]
Best advice from this guy. Just take it.