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User avatar #96239 - alphabethsoop (09/19/2013) [-]
Okay so I took my friend to a show the other night and she went absolutely crazy for this drummer in one of the bands. Normally this wouldn't be a problem except she is a senior in high school and he is a freshman in college (he only turned 18 in May though). They have met before and she is his type and he was talking with her for a bit when they were both shit faced but should she try and talk to him more? I don't want her to end up super upset if he turns her down because of the school difference. I'm friends with both of them as well so I don't want her to hate me if it doesn't work out and I still hang out with him.
User avatar #96245 to #96239 - advicedude (09/19/2013) [-]
Let her talk to him. Have them figure out. If it goes bad, you're to blame. If you stay out, you're free.
User avatar #96238 - donkeyfetttus (09/19/2013) [-]
"shouldnt you be watching your kids grow up? not laughing laughing at cats on the fucking internet"
how does this not make sense
User avatar #96236 - mrgreatreturns (09/19/2013) [-]
So I had 10 notifications, clicked on one of the things, and the notification counter went away, as per usual. Now, though, when I click on it to see the other 9 things, it says "no active notifications." Any idea where I can see my (relatively) old notifications? Or if there's any way to fix this?
User avatar #96225 - darrelle (09/19/2013) [-]
Sick of being single and feeling alone.

Just went through a terrible situation with a girl that really meant a lot to me and it's got me real down right now.
(DM me if you're dying to know)

How do you guys handle getting over someone?
User avatar #96246 to #96225 - advicedude (09/19/2013) [-]
I just see the next day as a clean slate. Make it what you want.
User avatar #96235 to #96225 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (09/19/2013) [-]
I feel the same way

What made me feel better was asking for advice from a hot girl, which she thought was cute, and listening to Drake's new album
User avatar #96233 to #96225 - hargleblarg (09/19/2013) [-]
If they mean a lot then unfortunately there's no "easy" way to move on. You just have to wade through the shit with the glimmer of hope that it gets better. For me I always think "I've endured worse" and that keeps me going.

Absorbing yourself in something to your mind off them usually helps too. Hang out with friends a lot, play games, read, draw, do whatever interests you and really throw yourself into it. In time they'll be a distant memory.
User avatar #96230 to #96225 - gabsmatags (09/19/2013) [-]
Well, after my first ex called me a "fucking lesbian," "fucking whore," "lying bitch," and told me (a clinically depressed teen) to "just go fucking kill [my]self" for supposedly being in love with my best friend of four years whom he casually made out with a few weeks prior, I basically just said 'fuck you' to the both of them and went on living my life not giving a fuck about people who couldn't treat me right and stuck with people who genuinely gave a crap about me.
User avatar #96222 - octaviano (09/19/2013) [-]
What the fuck is wrong with me.
School feels mostly absolutely useless because I'm not interested in 75% of the stuff I'm doing.
I'm unpopular as fuck because I don't want to socialize because it literally starts getting embaressing to be the same gender as those fuckupgorillas who do bullshit and laugh pissing off our artteach.
My puberty, which defiently should be gone already, kicks back in because forfuckssake I think I like 3 girls at the same time now, while not sure what 'type' of like I should put them.
My freetime is boring as fuck, I'm literally sitting on my bed and being on PC all day because I have no social life.
And my life's general shit anyways.

What do?
User avatar #96247 to #96222 - advicedude (09/19/2013) [-]
Use downtime to work out and maintain health. Once you go to college, make all the friends and fuck all the bitches you want.
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User avatar #96227 to #96223 - octaviano (09/19/2013) [-]
This isn't 3rd grade.
And for fucks sake, It's literally choosing to befriend the unpopular group (which I kinda am in) with a guy who you never know if he's gonna punch you for lulz or just make a joke.
Or with the popular group who does bullshit. Seriously, they unscrewed the plate of a table in the art room a few weeks ago. FFS.
I'm not the classbitch, but I'm defiently not a faggot.
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User avatar #96221 - thekillerwalrus (09/19/2013) [-]
I have to do a presentation for my business communication and we have to to dress "formally" for the job we want. I get very nervous when I have to do presentations. We have to give eye contact and that will make me more anxious. Anyone have any tips on how I can overcome this? And I am going into computer science, so what would be considered "formal" for that?
#96226 to #96221 - jecht (09/19/2013) [-]
If you want to play it safe for the "formal" part, you can always come in with a nice button down shirt, and a good pair of pants (plus a tie if you want something extra)

For the presentation, you're going to want to make sure you switch around with who you're talking to, if you're looking at a person while presenting, spend about 7-8 seconds on them, then move onto a different person. Starting and finishing strong are important, you might want to think up how you want to start off beforehand, and at the end, a general "Does anyone have any questions?" closing statement is solid.
Hope this can help Walrus, good luck fella.
User avatar #96250 to #96226 - thekillerwalrus (09/19/2013) [-]
Thanks for the advice . And that is what my teacher said for us to do, but that's the thing, it's kinda hard for me because when I see people smirk it makes me feel like I did something stupid.
User avatar #96220 - ishallsmiteyou (09/19/2013) [-]
what the fuck is this toparcadehits bullshit? I keep getting ads everywhere that adblock can't stop and they're all from some fucking site called toparcadehits.
User avatar #96234 to #96220 - mykoira (09/19/2013) [-]
i believe you can add an ad that shows as a blockable element
User avatar #96215 - mondominiman (09/19/2013) [-]
I feel horrible today because I lost my job. I hated the job but I'm not gonna find something that pays as much for awhile or until I've been in one for a few months or a year.
#96191 - yorker (09/19/2013) [-]
This girl and I are supposed to hookup friday.

#96217 to #96191 - gabemczombie (09/19/2013) [-]
If you're the same age...
If you're the same age...
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#96209 to #96191 - jackii (09/19/2013) [-]
She looks very young
Do not sex her
User avatar #96242 to #96209 - yorker (09/19/2013) [-]
Of same age.
Perks of being a minor.
User avatar #96207 to #96191 - ljxjlos (09/19/2013) [-]
DonĀ“t let her find out that you posted her somewhere on the internet. just a tip.
User avatar #96241 to #96207 - yorker (09/19/2013) [-]
No shit haha
User avatar #96196 to #96191 - makotoitou (09/19/2013) [-]
Kill it
User avatar #96200 to #96196 - yorker (09/19/2013) [-]
Kill it as in... Kill dat pussy? Kill it with deez nuts?
User avatar #96208 to #96200 - ljxjlos (09/19/2013) [-]
Never bring Deez Nuts to a date, all they do is hustling...everyday.
User avatar #96193 to #96191 - yorker (09/19/2013) [-]
advicedude! I love you! But we only have 14 hours to save the world!
User avatar #96240 to #96193 - advicedude (09/19/2013) [-]
Sorry I got to it late :,(

What are you nervous about?
User avatar #96211 to #96193 - davvi (09/19/2013) [-]
dum dum dum dum dum ddum dum dum dum dum dum dum ADVICEDUDE!
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User avatar #96821 to #96190 - dumbassvtwo (09/23/2013) [-]
Be a man. Don't take any shit. Just ask and if that fails.. there is always rape.
User avatar #96206 to #96190 - brokentail (09/19/2013) [-]
All right, listen Firebomber. I know what you're thinking.

Actually, no I don't.

But above all, I want you to puff out your chest. I want you to stand tall.
I want you to stand a little closer to her.

Then a little closer than that.

And, if you can, take her hand. Find some way to make physical&eye contact.

And say "Will you be my girlfriend?"

And you know what, she says no, that's fine. There's plenty out there, man.

Good luck!
User avatar #96213 to #96206 - davvi (09/19/2013) [-]
User avatar #96197 to #96190 - makotoitou (09/19/2013) [-]
Jizz on her
User avatar #96187 - misticalz (09/19/2013) [-]
Gonna go to lunch with a chick tomorrow
Can you give me some things to talk about
none of that stuff like
"What's your favorite ___?"
User avatar #96224 to #96187 - derpityhurr (09/19/2013) [-]
youre fucking 12
its not that serious
User avatar #96231 to #96224 - misticalz (09/19/2013) [-]
wrong faggot
User avatar #96218 to #96187 - gabemczombie (09/19/2013) [-]
Just try to make healthy conversation. Find a topic you both enjoy talking about MILK THE SHIT OUT OF IT and when there's no juice left, move on.
User avatar #96210 to #96187 - doublicious (09/19/2013) [-]
Tell her that you're the leader of hating board
User avatar #96232 to #96210 - misticalz (09/19/2013) [-]
I did
she sucked my dick
User avatar #96258 to #96232 - doublicious (09/19/2013) [-]
User avatar #96202 to #96187 - fillelindome (09/19/2013) [-]
General shit about family and so on, if she is talkative, it will spire to bigger conversation topics
User avatar #96198 to #96187 - makotoitou (09/19/2013) [-]
What is you're favorite ____?
User avatar #96188 to #96187 - heraske (09/19/2013) [-]
Ask her what she prefers. ask what colour she prefers, what movies she prefers etc... it should get the ball rollin' and havin' you laid in no time!
User avatar #96184 - spartusee (09/19/2013) [-]
What was the tunnel that they sent in thousands of men to work on, and there was super-Hephaestus in there? And they knew that it was there but sent the men in anyways.
User avatar #96181 - yourlifesucks ONLINE (09/19/2013) [-]
What show should I watch on Netflix? I've watched a ton..
User avatar #96271 to #96181 - popperz (09/20/2013) [-]
orange is the new black
Hemlock Grove
Being Human (Both UK and US. both good)
10th Kingdom
Once Upon A Time
User avatar #96248 to #96181 - advicedude (09/19/2013) [-]
User avatar #96251 to #96248 - yourlifesucks ONLINE (09/19/2013) [-]
Seen :V
User avatar #96272 to #96251 - advicedude (09/20/2013) [-]

Super Mario Show
User avatar #96186 to #96181 - spartusee (09/19/2013) [-]
Prison Break. For the love of god.
User avatar #96252 to #96186 - yourlifesucks ONLINE (09/19/2013) [-]
Also seen..
User avatar #96382 to #96253 - yourlifesucks ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
seen and loved!
User avatar #96390 to #96382 - spartusee (09/20/2013) [-]
Didn't see the last season of either, how about game of thrones?
#96175 - spartusee (09/19/2013) [-]
I need the most compact 3 ring binder I can find. So far this flexible three ring 1 inch is the best thing I can find. I don't want anything that can't hold at least 200 sheets and nothing more than 1".

If you can do this for me I will owe you, and when ever you get in an internet fight, summon me and I will battle for you like a pokemon.

This is me right now because I am struggling to move anything in or out of my backpack like a pedophile struggling to fit is dick in and out of a child.
User avatar #96185 to #96180 - spartusee (09/19/2013) [-]
Not bad, the only way to get me is to utter the words, "Spartusee! I choose you!"
#96173 - anino (09/19/2013) [-]
Its my first year in University and Im taking a course called Game Development and Entrepreneurship. Since I was 6 years old, I've always wanted to get into the video game industry and I worked my ass off in highschool to get here but the problem I'm facing right now is the ability to socialize with my classmates. All of the gamedev students like to hang out in this one huge cluster and I share the same interests as them (with the exception that some of them go on 9gag) but nonetheless, I am unable to really speak my mind and so I just stay quiet and listen or chuckle when someone makes a bad joke. I keep telling myself I really dont need friends, acquaintances sure but not friends. I came here for the sole reason of fulfilling my dream but Im just not as happy as I thought I would be...
User avatar #96249 to #96173 - advicedude (09/19/2013) [-]
Make more friends.
User avatar #96174 to #96173 - foaly (09/19/2013) [-]
Get out there, Next time someone says something interesting join in on the conversation.
#96176 to #96174 - anino (09/19/2013) [-]
But what if I come off as rude? or annoying? I know i'm assuming what they might think but thats also what I am afraid of when it comes to meeting anybody new. That fear of neglect because that first interaction is usually the deciding factor. For now, my whole plan was to just be "that guy in the background" and I'll just wait until we have to do group projects.
User avatar #96177 to #96176 - foaly (09/19/2013) [-]
This is from experience and the guy in the background seems like the one with the good ideas. Stay in the back if you want to seem smarter or if you really want to be social go up and join in, Don't worry about coming off as rude, just answer every now and then.
#96178 to #96177 - anino (09/19/2013) [-]
I went to my R.A for advice but this is possibly the only advice that I am planning on actually doing.
#96170 - ainsley (09/18/2013) [-]
Why don't girls like me?
I'm super nice to them but they still go for the jerks.

Pic related it's me.
User avatar #96171 to #96170 - advicedude (09/18/2013) [-]
You don't lift.
User avatar #96166 - herblegerble ONLINE (09/18/2013) [-]
Just wanted to say thank you to everyone here who, one month ago tomorrow, gave me reasons to stay motivated and inspired to workout.

I've been lifting and cycling (a little less than I would like, but still cycling) for a month now and I can definitely see and feel improvements. Without trying to sound bigheaded because I'm still not mega ripped, it's nice to be able to look in the mirror after I work out and go "Shit bro, you don't look too bad!". I even made a spreadsheet to help me keep track of everything, and that seems to have helped a lot.

I'm going to increase the weight of my weights finally and probably order a bench press bar when I have money.

So yeah....thanks people!
User avatar #96199 to #96166 - shodaihokage (09/19/2013) [-]
How long do you cycle a day? I am looking to get in shape
User avatar #96172 to #96166 - advicedude (09/18/2013) [-]
Congrats! I use my golden ratio for whatever I do and it works very well. 10 reps / 3 sets I use the same weight the whole time. If I need to change weight, I do all 3 sets with the new weight. I'm glad you're happy. Now just the proteins!
User avatar #96161 - vortexrain ONLINE (09/18/2013) [-]
I didn't know where else to go to ask this.
I have some candles in my room that are in glass. The wicks have burned down so much that I have had to start using matches to light them. Given how quickly they burn, and how far the candles have burned down, I usually just drop them in close to the wick to light them, and it works. This has lead to me having a few burnt candlesticks in the the candle. Today something weird happened. I lit the candle, and after awhile it started to make a popping noise. It went on for a few minutes before I decided to blow it out, but it wouldn't blow out, so I decided to spit on it. Big mistake. This did make the candle blow out, but it also caused all of the class above the wick to break off.
What the fuck happened?
I'm pretty sure it had to do with the carbon in the matchsticks, but other than that, I'm not sure.
User avatar #96182 to #96161 - akkere ONLINE (09/19/2013) [-]
I have no idea of the dimensions to the candle, so I can't really make an accurate analysis, but one thing that can break glass very easily is rapid changes in temperature. It's why Pyrex Glass Trays (glass used for cooking) will explode into shards when you take it out of the oven and put it on a cold counter.
I wouldn't really imagine the temperature of your spit being very far off from the temperature of the glass close to the candle, but I suppose it wouldn't be ruled out completely.
User avatar #96160 - spartusee (09/18/2013) [-]
What is a really good math compass?
User avatar #96165 to #96160 - derpityhurr (09/18/2013) [-]
My father's bosses (sheet metal mechanic) have always used stuff from Staedtler
User avatar #96169 to #96165 - spartusee (09/18/2013) [-]
Any specific one? I would like to have a good one for an engineering notebook, and they need ink instead of graphite.
User avatar #96144 - stigus ONLINE (09/18/2013) [-]
i'm unable to go on youtube and many other sites but other site such as funnyjunk works fine. even my minecraft is unable to connect to any online servers. any idea of what might have happened (was working fine yeasterday)
User avatar #96154 to #96144 - advicedude (09/18/2013) [-]
update java
User avatar #96152 to #96144 - alstorp (09/18/2013) [-]
Try clearing the cache
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