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#173694 - brawndotheseadrago
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(02/04/2015) [-]
So my girlfriend dumped me earlier this evening.
We had a pregnancy scare recently, and during this I guess she realized that she doesn't think I possess the moral fiber she wants in a partner, and potential father of her child.
I think this is one of the worst days I've ever had in my life.
I'll be damned if I'm able to sleep at all tonight, and I have work tomorrow.
#173702 to #173694 - subgunner
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(02/04/2015) [-]
shit man i hear yeah, that kind of shit can be hard on a guy, out of spite an ex told me id be a shit father, and that's all i ever want to be is a good dad like mine was too me. shit stings
#173720 to #173702 - brawndotheseadrago
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(02/04/2015) [-]
I grew up with most of my life without a father figure, so the only thing I want as far as children go, is to be the best actual father I can be. Not to mention I was abused as a child, so not beating the shit out of them shouldn't be too hard.
I'm a really narcissistic person, and it's really hard for me to feel sympathy for other people, but she was actually the only person I cared for in that way, and instead of feeling lucky and special, she felt like I was a hollow asshole.
#173696 to #173694 - dehumanizer
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(02/04/2015) [-]
Good, now kill yourself. There is litteraly no point in living anymore. Come on its easy, no more sorrow only joy. JUST DO IT!
#173695 to #173694 - choobe
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(02/04/2015) [-]
Fuck her. Someone else will come along. You don't want a person like that in your life. I don't know what time zone you're in, but go run or something, it should help with sleeping, hit things that can take it, pillows and stuff , basically get out the anger, and if you're not the pinnacle of physical condition at the moment you could turn that energy into self-improvement.
#173721 to #173695 - brawndotheseadrago
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(02/04/2015) [-]
I don't think I'm mad anymore, and I'm most certainly not the pinacle of physical condition. I've really been meaning to go back to the gym, but I may or may not have been eating like one meal a day and dehydrating myself with pop for a month. I think for now I'll focus on making my diet normal, then worry about getting swole again.
#173693 - damandan
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(02/04/2015) [-]
Who can I go to, to help photoshop a document of mine
#173688 - anon
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(02/04/2015) [-]
Anyone here take the CPA exam or know someone that did? How bad is it? I'm terrified for it.
#173685 - ishallsmiteyou ONLINE
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(02/04/2015) [-]
Other boards are pretty slow, so I'll ask here. Ned a new neck for this beautiful beast. What wood would go best with the body? I'm building a neck on warmoth's website, but I can't decide what wood to make the fretboard or neck itself.
#174001 to #173685 - ruggerpugger
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(02/07/2015) [-]
rosewood
#173683 - zenyn
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#173681 - thumbsdenied
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(02/04/2015) [-]
My hair is thinning so i was wondering should i just shave it all off.
Other problem i have to pretty much wax my hair down onto my scalp because it wont stop standing up. And the greasy feel is annoying from the wax.

Im just nervous about looking stupid afterwards.
#173687 to #173681 - tarfyki
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(02/04/2015) [-]
Do what you want and stick with it no matter what people say at first. Either way, they'll get used to it eventually
#173704 to #173687 - thumbsdenied
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(02/04/2015) [-]
Didnt shave my head but trimmed it to be very short at the barbers, the barber complimented me on my head shape and i think it looks fine
#173678 - swiggityswooty
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(02/04/2015) [-]
i cant seem to be doing the right thing no matter what i try to do
#173690 to #173678 - TodayIAmMe ONLINE
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(02/04/2015) [-]
consider what you do right then.
#173674 - blobboyexiled
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(02/04/2015) [-]
I have feelings for a girl miles away who I visit every summer.
We talk every night on the phone, talk about how much we miss each other. Someone takes interest in me, she hates them, that goes both ways.

I just don't fucking know. She thinks I'm cute, her friends always hinted she likes me but when I try to be sweet she just ignores all of it. I know I shouldn't even fucking bother since there's no hope for us. I just can't come to bring myself to doing so.

I get jealous and passive since I know all guys like her and there's nothing I can do. I really don't know how to stop feeling so powerless.
#173691 to #173674 - TodayIAmMe ONLINE
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(02/04/2015) [-]
do you feel like you only have bad options
#173713 to #173691 - blobboyexiled
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(02/04/2015) [-]
I just feel like my best option is to forget about her until the summer. But I'm just scared if I do that she'll forget about me.
#173733 to #173713 - TodayIAmMe ONLINE
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(02/04/2015) [-]
do both of you truly like each other?
#173734 to #173733 - blobboyexiled
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(02/04/2015) [-]
I truly like her. It seems like she really likes me. She's just so unexpressive about those kind of feelings
#173735 to #173734 - TodayIAmMe ONLINE
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(02/04/2015) [-]
well if those feeling exist im sure u can bring it out of her
#173668 - steezyman
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#173671 to #173668 - anon
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(02/04/2015) [-]
There is a social board.
#173663 - anon
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(02/04/2015) [-]
Hey guys, I mainly lurk this fj but I am here to ask for some advice about a situation I am facing right now.

Currently my girlfriend is late on her period, and have been practicing unprotected sex. We may be having a child. We are not completely sure, but she is late by nearly 4 or so days. I'm really stressed about this whole thing because neither of us are ready, yes I know we should of been more responsible to face the consciences. We're from Canada, and I don't really know how to handle this. We are looking to get an appointment at the clinic, and see what we can do. Friends, do you know any alternatives to not having a baby, please have a serious response, I look forward to your replies. Thanks.
#173722 to #173663 - hoponthefeelstrain
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(02/04/2015) [-]
4 days late isn't that bad, sometimes I'm up to a week late. She could have just picked up a close friends cycle. On the other hand, you shouldn't have had sex without protection. That's just so stupid. You can go buy 2 at home pregnancy tests just to make sure you don't get a false positive or a false negative. If she's still early in her pregnancy she can go to planned parenthood and get a pill that will abort your baby without her having to do the evasive surgery that happens once you're further along. You could also put it up for adoption.
#173719 to #173663 - makotoitou
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(02/04/2015) [-]
Dr Coathanger
#173697 to #173663 - dehumanizer
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(02/04/2015) [-]
yes just kill your unborn baby and swipe it under the rug, REAL HUMAN BEEING EVERYONE!
#173692 to #173663 - anon
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(02/04/2015) [-]
Adoption
Adoption
Adoption
#173684 to #173663 - delphine
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(02/04/2015) [-]
Did she ever take a morning after pill? because those can mess with your cycle.
Don't wait for the doctor appointment. Did she take a home pregnancy test? Go to a drug store, buy a pregnancy test. Better yet, buy three. It should tell you.
As far as what to do, cross that bridge when you get to it. The people at the clinic will have resources for you and are prepared to help.
#173679 to #173663 - swiggityswooty
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(02/04/2015) [-]
ask anyone if they are willing to adopt, with you guys in the childs life of course
#173653 - anon
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(02/04/2015) [-]
I'll post as anonymous for this one.

First of all, hello.

So my firend just told me he might quit drinking with me. I asked him why and he said it was because i was very rude and cocky that night.

I said i'm very sorry and I will stop drinking vodka. I explained that this episode wont happend again and this was just one time. He stills don't want to go out with me.

What should I do? He's one of my best friends and I wont let him have his way, we're having a blast every time, I don't want to lose that.
#173664 to #173653 - spr
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(02/04/2015) [-]
I suggest you give him sometime to calm down about what has happened..., some people may not be the best of drinkers. Maybe you should look towards other hobbies that give you two a blast. Don't always look for drinking for an alternative good times The most you can do is apologize, and show your sorry by being responsible.
#173656 to #173653 - makotoitou
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(02/04/2015) [-]
Respect his wishes and your liver.
#173644 - weaponexplain
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(02/04/2015) [-]
Going to a job fair tomorrow. Anyone have any tips to help me stand out?
#173673 to #173644 - spr
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(02/04/2015) [-]
Before you go eat something light, you need to prepare your body to be at it's fullest. Voice everything in a positive manner; instead of "I'd rather not do X" say "I'd rather do Y".. Know something about the company before you go, Google it, look at news stories, and ask questions about it. Ask questions in general, be curious. It sets a good tone, and gives the interview an excuse to talk. Make sure you have a good time as well, if you have a good fun attitude you will set a great/positive impression.
#173646 to #173644 - bobvonbobby ONLINE
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(02/04/2015) [-]
Have you researched your companies and know full and well what they're looking for? Have you tailored your resumes to fit each job your chasing at the career fair? Have you practiced your elevator pitch? Have you asked yourself, "Why not me?"
#173645 to #173644 - gharshi
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(02/04/2015) [-]
leave your musket at home
#173647 to #173645 - weaponexplain
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(02/04/2015) [-]
I'LL TRY.
#173643 - anon
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(02/04/2015) [-]
Anyone on here taken the GRE and can talk with me about it?
#173642 - titsmccracken
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#173698 to #173642 - dehumanizer
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(02/04/2015) [-]
>having friends
>having female friends
#173667 to #173642 - spr
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(02/04/2015) [-]
Also don't hold onto that negativity, it will make you sick and consume you alive. Move on friend. Sometimes you win, sometimes you learn.
#173665 to #173642 - spr
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(02/04/2015) [-]
It's now out of your will to change the what has happened friend. The best thing to do is cut the lose ends, stop her from being your friend; no matter how manipulative she may be. Friends don't hurt friends. Learn from that, and move on. Things won't happen right away, but if you're positive you'll attract good people into your life who care about you.
#173657 to #173642 - makotoitou
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(02/04/2015) [-]
Put your dick in crazy
#173639 - anon
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(02/03/2015) [-]
I got my boyfriend 2 gifts, one expensive and one made from the heart. He hasn't dated anyone in around 5 years so he's a bit rusty. She I drop a hint that I'd like a valetinetine's day gift? He got me nothing for my birthday or christmas and I don't resent him for it or anything I just wonder if he doesn't know I want one or if he just doesn't want to get me anything.. Anyway, should I ask?
#173680 to #173639 - swiggityswooty
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(02/04/2015) [-]
blow him, hell feel obligated to do something in return
#173659 to #173639 - makotoitou
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(02/04/2015) [-]
Maybe if you can work it in somehow? Asking for a gift is ot really something to do since it's rude, but if you got something try hinting that you two could exchange gifts or some shit.
#173636 - crimzonhazard ONLINE
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(02/03/2015) [-]
I became a wizard today.
#173700 to #173636 - dehumanizer
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(02/04/2015) [-]
Aprentice wizard here.

Does it get any better?
Do the feels go away?
Did you have any potential chances of wandering away from the path?
#173710 to #173700 - crimzonhazard ONLINE
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(02/04/2015) [-]
It gets sorta better. The lack of romance is actually worse than the no poon thing. Interest in sex goes down as a man ages. My libido is about a third of what it was when I was 18 (I get fapping impotence if I do it everyday). This also gives me clarity to better focus on new hobbies. My only hope at this point is if some desperate cat lady has 4 eggs left and plows the first man she sees. Tldr it ain't that bad I guess
#173711 to #173710 - dehumanizer
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(02/04/2015) [-]
Well I guess thats comforting...not really...
#173660 to #173636 - makotoitou
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(02/04/2015) [-]
what spells?
#173637 to #173636 - minutes
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(02/03/2015) [-]
You mean 30 year old virgin wizard? If so, please explain how you did it.
#173641 to #173637 - crimzonhazard ONLINE
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(02/03/2015) [-]
Combination of ugly, fat, but mostly id rather jerk off and play videogames and eat Doritos than pursue a .01 percent chance of poon. My libido has waned so much due to being sedentary and having a poor diet. So its not even that bad. Plus there is the added benefit of the newly acquired warlock magic.
#173666 to #173641 - spr
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(02/04/2015) [-]
Hate to say it, but you're being a faggot for sitting there and accepting this. Quit being a sad fat cunt and do something. I'm only being honest for you, and I know what's best. Just read to change your diet. Obtain money (no job? read on making a resume), just look at bettering yourself, and poon will come lol
#173699 to #173666 - dehumanizer
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(02/04/2015) [-]
Stop virgin shaming.
#173634 - biscuitsunited
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(02/03/2015) [-]
Need a hand, I've been suffering from computer problems with new graphics card/power unit
Power unit is sufficient for the card, but is it possible that the motherboard can't handle the card?
#173629 - anon
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(02/03/2015) [-]
Girl i went on a date with once and then wanted to stayed just friends with after has hinted she's still into me, i dont want her like that though, but i want to stay real good friends with her without hurting her feelings, wat do.
#173701 to #173629 - dehumanizer
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(02/04/2015) [-]
She's just using you man. Dont fall into it. Next time you meet punch her right in the face then walk away without saying a word.
#173661 to #173629 - makotoitou
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(02/04/2015) [-]
say that
#173627 - thematthew ONLINE
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(02/03/2015) [-]
should i convert my account to a themed account?
#173682 to #173627 - advice
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(02/04/2015) [-]
themed accounts can be fun, but make it a good one.
#173672 to #173627 - roxasmovess
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(02/04/2015) [-]
nah
#173670 to #173627 - vaulttec
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#173669 to #173627 - newtamalego
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(02/04/2015) [-]
no
#173638 to #173627 - fistfireace
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(02/03/2015) [-]
Why the fuck would you want to be a faggot?
Why the fuck would you want to be a faggot?
#173628 to #173627 - tarfyki
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(02/03/2015) [-]
no
#173625 - serhiy
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(02/03/2015) [-]
dont want to post this twice but if you have any experience in networking, please help me
www.funnyjunk.com/technology/27898#27898