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User avatar #92924 - imonaboatman (09/01/2013) [-]
I'm a senior in high school and I'm considering asking out a junior friend of mine, who I think likes me. However, I won't be able to have my driver's license for about a month (You have to wait ages for appointments where I live; DMV here sucks ass) and I'm worried that I'll make a bad impression by asking her out without being able to take her myself. I'm also worried that, if I wait, she'll lose interest. Wat do?

I know I'm a betafag.

User avatar #92939 to #92924 - goodcheese (09/01/2013) [-]
if a girl loses interest in you for the sole reason that you don't have a car then that's kind of telling right there
User avatar #92940 to #92939 - imonaboatman (09/01/2013) [-]
I don't think she's that type of girl. I just wouldn't want to let her down. I'm stuck in a rich prick town where most kids get brand new cars on their 16th birthday, so I'm kinda behind everybody else in that respect. But I guess it's dumb of me to assume she's shallow like that.
User avatar #92936 to #92924 - davvi (09/01/2013) [-]
don't worry about the driver's licence thing.
#92928 to #92924 - cravemate (09/01/2013) [-]
Have you considered arranging something for next month?
User avatar #92916 - herblegerble ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
Anyone got tips on dealing with back acne? It's not super bad. Just a little bit around the shoulders and the part down the middle.

I've been using face wash on it because I don't know if back wash exists.
#92917 to #92916 - valeriya (09/01/2013) [-]
Is the skin on your back greasy or dry?
User avatar #92918 to #92917 - herblegerble ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
Can't really tell because I've just had a shower, but I'd probably say more greasy than dry because I get pretty sweaty when I sit in my chair for a while.
#92919 to #92918 - valeriya (09/01/2013) [-]
Assuming you shower regularly, try to keep your back grease free, dry it properly after showers shower after sport wearing loose fitting clothing can help, experiment a bit with different shower gels as well.
User avatar #92920 to #92919 - herblegerble ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
Makes sense. Thanks!
User avatar #92937 to #92920 - mrloverlover (09/01/2013) [-]
you can also sleep on a clean towel every night, it'll (not to sound rank) but soak up the grease i guess?

just helps dry it out, use a loofer or whatever they're called to make sure your back is really clean, and don't use any overly-oily skin lotions or shower gels or anything
User avatar #92911 - moarpotatos (09/01/2013) [-]
Throughout the summer I've been sleeping from 2:30 or so to 10:30 am. School starts in 4 days and I need to adjust my sleeping pattern so I go to sleep at 10:30 or earlier and wake up at 6:15. What is the quickest and most efficient way to do this?
User avatar #92921 to #92911 - benfordham (09/01/2013) [-]
Don't go to sleep. Stay up all night, then when it comes to the night after, you'll be tired and fall asleep earlier.
User avatar #92970 to #92921 - moarpotatos (09/01/2013) [-]
Is that....healthy?
User avatar #92988 to #92970 - ScottMJfan (09/02/2013) [-]
Not in the slightest, as long as you don't do it too often, though, you'll be fine. I've done it a few times myself.
User avatar #92994 to #92988 - moarpotatos (09/02/2013) [-]
Very good. Thanks!
User avatar #92912 to #92911 - awesomerninjathing (09/01/2013) [-]
get really tired by waking up earlier than usual and doing many activities
User avatar #92913 to #92912 - moarpotatos (09/01/2013) [-]
Ok I'll try that for one...but even if I get up early and do stuff I still feel energetic when its late at night...
User avatar #92914 to #92913 - awesomerninjathing (09/01/2013) [-]
I know, I slept at 3am every day this summer and woke up at like 2pm

For school (starting Tuesday) I have to sleep at midnight and wake up at 7

I had to go take my school pictures on Thursday and fuck, I fell asleep pretty quickly and then woke up at 2am from the noise of my dad waking up off the couch and walking inside, couldn't sleep. It really fucking sucks to be tossing and turning around in your sweaty bed and shit
User avatar #92915 to #92914 - moarpotatos (09/01/2013) [-]
Yeah, plus when I can't sleep at night I start reliving embarrassing memories and cringing. And feels time.
User avatar #92902 - lawlfailwinepic (09/01/2013) [-]
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User avatar #93031 to #92902 - weinerdick (09/02/2013) [-]
See now, this shit is why I turned off notifications
User avatar #92904 to #92902 - makotoitou (09/01/2013) [-]
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User avatar #92878 - adrilazzaro (09/01/2013) [-]
wait what the fuck, ive been on this site for well over a year, my comments level is 220, and my thumbs still don't recognize, this is bullshit just because i don't fucking post content. I don't understand i thought the level 2 rule was for either comments or content anyone fill me in?
User avatar #92879 to #92878 - adrilazzaro (09/01/2013) [-]
it says i thumb up but it doesnt recognise it, i also seem to be able to give infinte thumbs but they they arent recognized either
User avatar #92887 to #92879 - davvi (09/01/2013) [-]
it's a thumb ban
User avatar #92901 to #92887 - adrilazzaro (09/01/2013) [-]
shouldn't i get some sort of notification i've been thumb banned? how long does it last anyways?
#92867 - jackii (09/01/2013) [-]
why doesn't cocaine effect me?
User avatar #92886 to #92867 - advicedude (09/01/2013) [-]
It's baking powder.
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#92889 to #92884 - jackii (09/01/2013) [-]
i'm sure, it's really popular around here and i've had it a few times, it effects everyone but me. Just makes my face a little numb and thats it.
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User avatar #92868 to #92867 - makotoitou (09/01/2013) [-]
Because you're horny
#92869 to #92868 - jackii (09/01/2013) [-]
#92877 to #92870 - jackii (09/01/2013) [-]
fank u
User avatar #92866 - gglai (09/01/2013) [-]
Sup FJ, any acoustic guitar enthusiasts out there? I'm looking to buy a good starter folk guitar to learn on. My dad plays really well electric and we looked at the Baby Taylor because he wants an acoustic that is small enough to be comfortable but big enough to sound great. We're pretty much set on the Baby Taylor, but i'd like to hear other people's opinion on the Baby Taylor
User avatar #92907 to #92866 - benfordham (09/01/2013) [-]
I'd use the Baby Taylor as more of a travel guitar. The small body doesn't produce much bass or volume. Unless you absolutely need a 3/4 scale guitar, there are better choices for the same price range. Although you wouldn't have the Taylor name, you'd have a better sounding guitar.

"Small enough to be comfortable but big enough to sound great." For that, I'd recommend a Big Baby Taylor. Splash a bit more cash. It's obviously bigger from the name of it, but it's going to sound better than the Baby Taylor but still be comfortable. My first acoustic was an Epiphone DR-220S. You should look into that. Very nice sound for how cheap it was.
User avatar #92865 - blackscales (09/01/2013) [-]
Anybody know anything about thumb bans? Besides what they are.
User avatar #92871 to #92865 - davvi (09/01/2013) [-]
what do you want to know?
User avatar #92874 to #92871 - blackscales (09/01/2013) [-]
What did I do to get one and can it be reversed?

Is there a limit or am I stuck with it?
User avatar #92875 to #92874 - davvi (09/01/2013) [-]
you thumbed up
jailbait in nsfw or
nsfw in sfw or
"anything deemed 'sexy'" in sfw (admnis mad moods..)
or you participated in a thumb orgy.

they used to go away after about a week, but as of now they are irreversible.
just wait until admin changes the rule again though (at the current rate probably a week or two)
User avatar #92876 to #92875 - blackscales (09/01/2013) [-]
Not that I recall on any of those things....

That sucks.

Thanks for the help mate. I appreciate it.
User avatar #92857 - foreseeker (09/01/2013) [-]
Im not really in the need of advice, Im just looking for something and thought maybe some one might help.

You see my interests are quite different from the regular sports or car, I am more interested in weaponry and guns. Anybody got some gun website or some thing like that?
User avatar #92882 to #92857 - roliga (09/01/2013) [-]
I'm an NRA certified firearm safety instructor, what do you need to know
User avatar #92885 to #92882 - foreseeker (09/01/2013) [-]
Its not really that i need to know something, its more like I wanna look at guns. However I am really fond of your input. If I could I' d like to add you to my friends in case I have questions, If I cant then just enjoy my thumb
User avatar #92890 to #92885 - roliga (09/01/2013) [-]
Well if you're interested in looking at things like manuals to see how they work and stuff there's a website with literally every firearm manual ever on it, it was stevens something, I cant remember the name of the site. Just google it I guess, youtube is also a great place to start learning, I'd really recommend the Military Arms Channel, Iraqvet8888, and Hickock45 for some good ones to start learning. They aren't too complicated and are easy to follow.
#92900 to #92890 - valeriya (09/01/2013) [-]
I prefer Hickok45 because he doesn't occasionally do stupid things like this which make me question his sanity, I know it's relatively safe but... Ehh....

50 BMG from a 12 Gauge Shotgun
User avatar #92872 to #92857 - davvi (09/01/2013) [-]
User avatar #92864 to #92860 - foreseeker (09/01/2013) [-]
You see i have been on this one but its not really what i need/ meant in mind. Im looking for something like a gallery of some sort rather than a forum or a thread
User avatar #92852 - advicedude (09/01/2013) [-]
Farts are more frequent and smellier. Haven't really changed eating habits. ~6 hours of sleep a day. Work out 2-3 times a day mon-fri. drink about 3/4 gallon water every day mon-fri. What do?
User avatar #92873 to #92852 - davvi (09/01/2013) [-]
drink more water
User avatar #92851 - desecratedstudios (09/01/2013) [-]
Help pleaseeeee!!!

Im going to try to sum this up as fast as i can..
- I have a car
- KBB says its worth 7600
- Still owe 8900 on the loan
- Am commuting to college, 60 miles a day.
- Car gets 14mpg...
- Wanting to look for something more fun to drive, but is also better on gas
- Went to a dealership and they said they would accept my car for trade for 3000 and im like hell no.

So here is my question. I'm looking at cars on craigslist, if the person would be willing to trade for my car HOWEVER the prices aren't exact. Can i pay for the rest of the loan with the new car? All of these things are quite confusing to me.. Thank you!
User avatar #92853 to #92851 - advicedude (09/01/2013) [-]
Well if you pay less for the new car in the long run it's worth it.
User avatar #92856 to #92853 - desecratedstudios (09/01/2013) [-]
Well the new car still needs to be a 2 year loan..
User avatar #92859 to #92856 - advicedude (09/01/2013) [-]
Whatever you think would be easier.
User avatar #92861 to #92859 - desecratedstudios (09/01/2013) [-]
Do you know anything about loans or bank checks? Im curious because if i sold my car and paid off the loan then how could i get another without cash?
User avatar #92862 to #92861 - advicedude (09/01/2013) [-]
Yeah don't sell the car. You'll need one.
User avatar #92863 to #92862 - desecratedstudios (09/01/2013) [-]
I get that... Hmm
#92849 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]

Can people good with computers and shit help me out, please?
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User avatar #92824 - thisistheguy (09/01/2013) [-]
Anyone have any advice on how to get through my readings for Psych and actually remember what I just read?
User avatar #92832 to #92828 - thisistheguy (09/01/2013) [-]
Thanks for the tips I'd give you a thumb but I can't yet.
User avatar #92834 to #92832 - advicedude (09/01/2013) [-]
Don't be "that guy" lol
Also I was in AP Psych. Such a great course. Looking to minor in it in college.
User avatar #92835 to #92834 - thisistheguy (09/01/2013) [-]
Haha I know just saying. I'm majoring in it and some of the readings are just a lot to digest in one sitting.
User avatar #92836 to #92835 - advicedude (09/01/2013) [-]
JS you can really only use your degree to its potential if you get a PhD or doctorate. unless you want to work in facilities n stuff. I would know.
User avatar #92839 to #92836 - thisistheguy (09/01/2013) [-]
Yeah I'm bouncing between becoming a psychiatrist or just a clinical psychologist. Just don't know if I want to go through medical school or not.
User avatar #92840 to #92839 - advicedude (09/01/2013) [-]
Yeah I was gonna major in psych but then found my love for software engineering.
User avatar #92822 - daryldixon (09/01/2013) [-]
Should I get an IPhone or an Android?

or something different.
User avatar #92833 to #92822 - advicedude (09/01/2013) [-]
Pros: Open source, 3rd Party, developer friendly, customizable, able to move files and music without hassle, removable battery and memory, torrent directly to phone, Sync with Gmail easy, easier to replace parts/fix, flashing other roms, system emulator friendly
Cons: Bricking (due to flashing roms, not by daily use) Prone to speed decrease over time, more space for errors to occur, doesn't function great out of the box (requires some setup and configuration to get situated), too many different apps for maps
Pros: simple, concise, usually longer battery life, a lot more accessories available to buy since only one type of phone, somewhat better apps in general, retina stuff, jailbreaking, cloud wireless stuff, maps almost always work
Cons: Jailbreaking (bricking), restricted on file management, breaks easily, a lot of money to repair, having to talk to apple about anything, no 3rd party apps, no replaceable storage or battery, must use itunes for music,
User avatar #92846 to #92833 - iridium (09/01/2013) [-]
You don't actually have to use iTunes for music unless you mean downloading it directly to your phone. iTunes is still compatible with a majority of commonly used formats.
User avatar #92848 to #92846 - advicedude (09/01/2013) [-]
I mean getting music onto your phone. And one thing I was dissapointed in is having to convert all my .flacs just to get them on my iphone.
User avatar #92855 to #92848 - ferrettamer (09/01/2013) [-]
Most phones don't play FLAC anyway
User avatar #92858 to #92855 - advicedude (09/01/2013) [-]
Androids do with the right apps.
#92826 to #92822 - darthbrofist (09/01/2013) [-]
I'd get the HTC One, great look, pixel density, speakers, internal power, etc.
User avatar #92827 to #92826 - daryldixon (09/01/2013) [-]
200 bucks is out of my price range
#92829 to #92827 - darthbrofist (09/01/2013) [-]
Fair enough. Although I wouldn't recommend the current iPhone (or any recent ones) for that reason.
User avatar #92830 to #92829 - daryldixon (09/01/2013) [-]
I was looking at the Droid DNA cus its like 60 bucks and it looks really nice
#92831 to #92830 - darthbrofist (09/01/2013) [-]
I heard those were good, but I haven't really seen or used them.
User avatar #92823 to #92822 - thisistheguy (09/01/2013) [-]
I guess it depends on preference what phone do you have now?
User avatar #92825 to #92823 - daryldixon (09/01/2013) [-]
a shitty shit one that's like 3 years old.
User avatar #92809 - sonicsyndicate (09/01/2013) [-]
I'm looking for a way to create self replenishing energy and I have just a slight clue on how to go about getting said energy but no money to test several theories I have,so I figured you guys could help.

1:use solar panels to power a small low voltage high torque motor to drive a shaft leading to a medium output generator powering a slightly higher voltage and very high torque motor leading to a industrial sized copper coil and brush type generator therefore powering an entire house with said generators and have several setups like such to keep the power going.

Please give me any suggestions you may have or any other theories that may seem plausible enough to work,Thank you.
User avatar #92821 to #92809 - stonedphilosopher (09/01/2013) [-]
Tekkit my friend.. learn it from tekkit
User avatar #92815 to #92809 - silverzepher (09/01/2013) [-]
the problem is that solar energy in it's self is not replenishable. it eventually will end, as all things do. what you are looking for doesn't exist, it is like saying i want a candy bar that grows back after i take a bite. i'm not trying to shoot you down, i just want to make it clear that no matter how advanced your tech is, it is still limited by time, ability to collect it, the ammount of what you are turning into energy, the ammount of energy you spend on it, and in the end the fact that you will need a different source. to tell you the truth the best option would actually be nuclear, and anti matter, and to stock pile a shit ton of that energy, to make more energy, to save up to make more, do you see where i am going with this?
User avatar #92971 to #92815 - sonicsyndicate (09/01/2013) [-]
i believe that if we put this into the top comments we could have a little project for everyone on the weekends
User avatar #92972 to #92971 - silverzepher (09/01/2013) [-]
well it does tie in to my plan of turning base metals into gold using modrern day science
User avatar #92973 to #92972 - sonicsyndicate (09/01/2013) [-]
User avatar #92977 to #92973 - silverzepher (09/02/2013) [-]
yes and no. it is because you are turning something like tin into gold, but without the use of spells, or random chemicals. you see you take fission first, and break apart a shitton of Li , and then you would use fission to basicly make the nucleus of gold out of the neutrons and protons, and the electrons would just follow, you would need about 30 Li to make 1 Au, not the best option but with the remainder you could turn it into something else.
User avatar #92980 to #92977 - sonicsyndicate (09/02/2013) [-]
but yes that all sounds plausible
User avatar #92981 to #92980 - silverzepher (09/02/2013) [-]
i know it wasn't all spells and stuff, but for a lot of people out there, all it is, is magic, "and ere ain't no magk round ere"
User avatar #92983 to #92981 - sonicsyndicate (09/02/2013) [-]
i know what you mean bro but 90 percent of the world is mental these days soexpect a lot of stupid
User avatar #92986 to #92983 - silverzepher (09/02/2013) [-]
well i'm crazy, i think we sould take the radio activity that is produced by some elements and find a way to urn it into energy we can use, or break apart the sludge leftover and turn it inot something useful, or find a way to leave this limited rock for good.
User avatar #92987 to #92986 - sonicsyndicate (09/02/2013) [-]
true but if we leave this "limited" "rock" we are just going to find another though i believe that this world is limitless
User avatar #92997 to #92987 - silverzepher (09/02/2013) [-]
universe is limitless, this world is a ticking timebomb in and on its own, not to mention its main light source is what will turn it into a dark burnt peice of space rock
User avatar #92979 to #92977 - sonicsyndicate (09/02/2013) [-]
alchemy isnt what you believe it to be it was only regarded as a magical type act because the people of the time had no idea therefore alchemy is an actual branch of science and chemistry
User avatar #92814 to #92809 - dafuckisthisshit (09/01/2013) [-]
nothing is perfectly frictionless. u can get close but you're still going to lose some enegry due to overcoming friction. i think u may run into efficiency issues with combining the generators like that.
User avatar #92816 to #92814 - silverzepher (09/01/2013) [-]
not just that the concept of limitless energy, it doesn't exist. everything he used is limited in some way shape or form.
#92812 to #92809 - tiredofannon (09/01/2013) [-]
Learn thermodynamics.
User avatar #92806 - warrenzthehero (09/01/2013) [-]

What is the original source for this comic? I want to do this piece for UIL Prose and I need to find where it comes from for documentation.
User avatar #92808 to #92806 - daryldixon (09/01/2013) [-]
Akimbo Comics
#92811 to #92808 - warrenzthehero (09/01/2013) [-]
Found it. Thank you sir.   
I made you a sandwich as thanks.
Found it. Thank you sir.

I made you a sandwich as thanks.
#92810 to #92808 - warrenzthehero (09/01/2013) [-]
Thanks. Here's a pug.

Any idea what it's called?
User avatar #92803 - thisistheguy (08/31/2013) [-]
I'm not bitching for thumbs or anything I'm just curious - how long does it take for someone to get to level 2?
User avatar #92804 to #92803 - stripey (08/31/2013) [-]
I believe you can tell from your profile, there are experience bars and such.

Basically, just participate a bit and you'll get there.
User avatar #92817 to #92804 - silverzepher (09/01/2013) [-]
unless he doen't deserve it, not saying he doesn't but there are accounts banned for the ammount of red thumbs
User avatar #92820 to #92817 - thisistheguy (09/01/2013) [-]
That's why I'm curious I'm not gonna whore my account out for thumbs but not being able to post pictures and stuff in a comment is just aggravating.
User avatar #92923 to #92820 - silverzepher (09/01/2013) [-]
i never really bothered with pics in my comments, but by the time you needed to be a level to do it i was passed it because of the thumbs i got from arguing on this site.
User avatar #92789 - lobbert (08/31/2013) [-]
When I try to thumb up or down content it shows the numbers go up or down but when i refresh a page they go back to where they originally were. What's up with that?
User avatar #92797 to #92789 - davvi (08/31/2013) [-]

thumb banned. might be back to normal after about a week, maybe not. banned for thumbing up jailbait in nsfw, nsfw in sfw, or participating in a thumb orgy (even in orgies back from before they were banned)
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