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#175083 - gotbannedicusvile
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(02/17/2015) [-]
Hey, this is kind of bothering me guys. I used to be able to hook up with random girls and have casual sex, no problem. But lately I've been finding that I need a lot more foreplay to get hard. The other night I had an old friend a used to give the dicken too, suck me off for a minute or so and I only got about half torqued. Had to eat her pussy out and make her cum like 3 times before I was hard enough to actually fuck. What gives? Im 19 in good health. I do smoke though, could that be it?
#175085 to #175083 - marinepenguin
Reply +4
(02/17/2015) [-]
Might be getting tired of random hookups. Most of the time, erectile dysfunction like that is psychological, especially when you're young like that.
#175084 to #175083 - nonbenderinlife
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(02/17/2015) [-]
Smoking definitely plays a vital role in this. Try to reduce it or get rid of it completely. Now, when it comes to getting hard, just give it some time. Rest for a few days before going back at the action. Also, you could take a baby aspirin daily, except ifyou have anything which prevents you from doing so (Bleeding, gastroesophageal problems etc). Good luck
#175060 - dawggz
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(02/17/2015) [-]
Do you guys do well with dream interpretations? Dreammoods.com is just not enough. The dream was that I was in a place I used to live, and I took the train anywhere. I left my luggage somewhere in the train, in a different compartment, then when I wanted to get off at a station, the luggage was gone. As I was desperately searching for it, the train started moving. I tried getting off somewhere else but when I got off, I realized that the train was not even on its tracks :/
#175093 to #175060 - darksideofthebeast
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(02/17/2015) [-]
You're sexually attracted to your mother.
#175113 to #175093 - dawggz
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(02/17/2015) [-]
I already thanked Freud once, >>#175077
#175115 to #175113 - darksideofthebeast
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(02/17/2015) [-]
I know, I just wanted to back up his statement.
#175081 to #175060 - SOUL CRUSHER
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(02/17/2015) [-]
I gave up trying o understand dreams. They may help you understand your subconscious and in turn understand yourself better. They say the subconscious is the true self.
#175080 to #175060 - focalanemo
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(02/17/2015) [-]
Dreams are just weird
#175077 to #175060 - makotoitou
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(02/17/2015) [-]
it means you wanna fuck your mother
#175078 to #175077 - dawggz
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(02/17/2015) [-]
Thanks, Freud
#175068 to #175060 - choobe
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(02/17/2015) [-]
Well, I don't really believe, but let's give it a shot, shall we? Who knows how the subconscious works.

The past could indicate that you need the security of the past, or that you have past problems. indicated by place you used to live. and a train means "running away". Lost luggage commonly means insecurity.

Soo, I would say: You have problems from the past, that you're running from, but you're not confident with your decision. Or maybe just problems that you're running from and aren't confident with, while longing for something familiar. Either way; fix it.
#175074 to #175068 - dawggz
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(02/17/2015) [-]
Eh, I see exactly what you mean. Thanks a lot!
#175054 - sweetellie
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(02/17/2015) [-]
Would anyone be so kind as to tell me how to get a free copy of MS word? I know I know, I'm a filthy pirate and stuff but I only need to use it for my CV and Personal statements so it's not worth spending £60 for that o-o
#175067 to #175054 - iceteaiceteaicetea
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(02/17/2015) [-]
For W8/8.1 You need to login to view this link
activator You need to login to view this link

You can't download MS Word individually I think, pretty sure they come bundled in the office pack nowadays.
#175079 to #175067 - sweetellie
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(02/17/2015) [-]
Nevermind this sounds way too complicated, I'll just buy it o-o
#175065 to #175054 - iceteaiceteaicetea
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#175066 to #175065 - iceteaiceteaicetea
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(02/17/2015) [-]
And KMSPICO is the activator which will be flagged as a trojan horse. Needs to be whitelisted in antiviruses. So it's either that or no Word.
#175047 - severepwner
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(02/17/2015) [-]
Any guys who have been in the military here? (preferably U.S., no offense everywhere else, your opinion is still welcome)

I really feel like the military is calling out to me in a way, but I'm just not sure. When I was younger I was just like "No way in hell, I would never be cut out for that, it would be terrible for me". But now that I'm a different person, I'm not so sure.

The pros of it really make me think about it a lot, however the cons of it are really serious which make me hesitate. So can I get some thoughts from you guys? Could I get pros, cons, and advice?
#175207 to #175047 - usarmyexplain
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(02/18/2015) [-]
I can understand what you are saying, as the official open conflict wars of the last 14 years are drawing to an end the military looks a lot more attractive to more people.

Personally, I would never want to be in a "peacetime" military, but some people are different.

Pros, it will change who you are, maybe for the better. You will learn things you would never learn anywhere else, like what honor and dedication mean.
Cons, it will change who you are, the person you are today will be gone forever. You will learn shit you wish you didn’t know, and that your friends and family wont understand.
#175233 to #175207 - severepwner
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(02/19/2015) [-]
Wow. I've heard a couple different versions of that last part, and that was probably the darkest version thus far.
#175167 to #175047 - iceduchess
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(02/18/2015) [-]
My boyfriend is a veteran. I most likely wouldn't be with him today if he hadn't joined the military. He used to have fun with drugs and never went to college and basically led a very careless life until he joined.
Although he didn't enjoy it, the military REALLY straightened him out. Now, he's one of the most responsible men I've met and has a successful career. Although the experience itself may not be pleasant, it can help you tremendously with handling life after you're done. Hopefully this helped a little.
#175105 to #175047 - megasharkman
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(02/17/2015) [-]
It depends on why you want to join. I hate being in the military, but it made me a better person so I dont regret it.
#175100 to #175047 - anon
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(02/17/2015) [-]
marinepenguin was in the marines I think. Or his name means like water and I'm retarded.
#175095 to #175047 - focalanemo
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(02/17/2015) [-]
usarmyexplain it's your time to shine again
#175206 to #175095 - usarmyexplain
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(02/18/2015) [-]
Sweet
#175075 to #175047 - SOUL CRUSHER
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(02/17/2015) [-]
I've had the reverse happen to me. When I was younger I used to want to join the military. Then I got older and still wanted to join the military just becuase I didn't know what to do. Then I met some people and actually grew up a little and I don't really want to join.

From what I was told you really must have a plan and know what you're doing. Ask people who are ready serving and ask alot. Recruits do lie to you sometimes about what you can and can't do in the military. So come informed. If you set yourself up and are prepared you can stack the pros in your favor and come out awesome.

Most of the cons are physical, emotional and mental damage that you could receive. A few more con if you're stupid or unprepared.
#175094 to #175075 - anon
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(02/17/2015) [-]
Those all sound like cons if you're in a combat Military Occupational Specialty, which is your job. If you choose a noncombat job then you won't see action. They can't force you into combat if your MOS is noncombat. Emotional damage maybe from being away from family? That's the life in the military and that's what you sign up for. As long as you don't choose an infantry job, which I'm not discouraging, the worst part is boot camp/basic training and being away from your family. Some people if they're athletic and shit actually enjoy boot camp and if you don't have a spouse or kids then being away from your family is part of growing up so just get over it. The rest of the cons really depend on your specific MOS. Like lets say you don't like boats and your MOS get stationed on an aircraft carrier instead of the docks or you like to travel and are stationed in an aircraft carrier, but pretty much every country hates Americans.
severepwner, mentioning so you can read it too.
#175072 to #175047 - anon
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(02/17/2015) [-]
You can ask that corps guy. He's joining the Marines.
Yeah >>#175056 sounds like some solid advice.
My suggestion is to talk to every branch. You never know what they have to offer until you ask. But have a general idea of what you want before talkng to them. Also don't let them push you around. Some, if not all of them will try to convince you to sign up with them right then and there. Just politely tell them that you're still interested but want to see what the other branches might have to offer. They all have different benefits and I believe that all branches initially pay you the same from e1-e9, which is a range of ranks. It's like Private First Class to Gunnary Sergeant or something like that. At least that's what the army, Marines, and Navy told me.
#175056 to #175047 - lordbrauner
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(02/17/2015) [-]
If you're joining the military, all I can say is that you ought to be absolutely certain that it's something you want to do before you take the plunge. Your recruiters will talk about "honor, and courage, and a sense of belonging" as reasons to join, but don't be afraid to admit that you want some of the tangible rewards too (i.e money, travel, training and experience to take to the civilian world etc.)

Being separated from your loved ones for long periods of time creates a great strain on a person, and a sense of honor or duty does little to ease that pain. If you're in the military, my personal suggestion is to find a way to be able to reward yourself while you're out there. Try to get a station in a cool country, join a branch that more fits your interests, and I cannot stress this enough, pick an MOS that suits you.

If your whole life has been athletic and that is your hobby, being a grunt may be your proper course. If your hobbies are things like computers and stuff like that, go into a program that trains you with computers. Ignore the shit other enlisted personnel might give you for being a "POG", because frankly in the long run it hardly matters. You're not in it for them, you're in it for you. Don't let anyone sway your determined course of action, not even your recruiter. If you have your mind set on something, don't give up until you get there.

And lastly, save as much cash for when you get out. Don't be afraid to spoil yourself now and then, but always plan ahead. You might want a nice security cushion in your bank because sometimes the transition into the civilian life isn't always so smooth.
#175048 to #175047 - notpolite
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(02/17/2015) [-]
ashedust
I think you're from murica
#175049 to #175048 - severepwner
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(02/17/2015) [-]
Were you...summoning a user or were you talking to me?
#175050 to #175049 - notpolite
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(02/17/2015) [-]
summoning a user
but it will probably take a while for him to answer
#175051 to #175050 - severepwner
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(02/17/2015) [-]
Thanks.
#175045 - severepwner
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(02/17/2015) [-]
Ok, so I've been texting this person all god damn day. And it was an acquaintance of mine from school. At one point they said there name was Ryan, and I was like oh yeah, the Ryan dude who hangs out with that other group in English. Now we've just been chilling over text all day, but I keep noticing weird signs in the way they talk, that just do not seem male. Just the way they talk, the the consistent use of emoticons stuck out to me.

Then eventually we got to the topic of sexting, and at this point I'm thinking, "If we're here, this can't be that Ryan. This must be the female Ryan in my drama class!" So now we've been talking about sex related things for an hour, and I've been relatively passive instead of flirty. I'm telling them how sexting would just make you sexually frustrated rather than satisfied. Then suddenly they drop it on me...

"Hmmmm? Well, would You have sex with another guy in real life then?"

*anvil drop on my head*

I just had to blurt that out somewhere, if you want to supply advice, do what you want I just couldn't keep that to myself.
#175076 to #175045 - SOUL CRUSHER
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(02/17/2015) [-]
lol, just lol
#175053 to #175045 - severepwner
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(02/17/2015) [-]
Oh god I let him send me a sext, now it just got really weird.
#175057 to #175053 - anon
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(02/17/2015) [-]
I don't want you to think you're being ignored, i'm definitely reading this.



I just have no advice and i'm here for the show.
#175058 to #175057 - severepwner
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(02/17/2015) [-]
My best way to get out of this nicely was to say "I take it you're a giver then?"

And then he said "and a taker..." and wanted me to send one back. Oh man this is dangerous territory.
#175059 to #175058 - anon
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(02/17/2015) [-]
Your window to get out of this clean got slammed shut a long time ago, bud.

This won't help you now, but just advice for the future: ALWAYS know who you're talking to within the first 20 texts. It doesn't have to be exactly under 20, but it has to be really soon.
#175070 to #175059 - severepwner
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(02/17/2015) [-]
Oh man that nigga was being a straight up incubus, getting me all bi-curious and shit.

Quickly launched an emergency jack off. After I finished I got a clear head, and made myself crystal clear about how I wasn't into that gay shit.

Right after he turned off his phone and went to bed, he'll read it in the morning. God what the fuck is wrong with me?
#175116 to #175070 - youngneil ONLINE
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(02/17/2015) [-]
Tell everyone how it goes and whether or not you end up giving this dude the dick.
#175117 to #175116 - severepwner
Reply 0
(02/17/2015) [-]
I'm not. I got the fuck out of that boat.
#175037 - ronjeremysweiner
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(02/17/2015) [-]
how do I break up with someone but at the same time
make them not regret the experience, hate me, and give them closure so it doesn't stay in their head for too long.
#175044 to #175037 - SOUL CRUSHER
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(02/17/2015) [-]
Super hard. I'm never had a break-up that was sour. It was usually on good terms. We either knew after awhile we weren't right for each other or because we were bored of each other. It was always mutual. You just gotta do it. This is the risk you take when you get get close to someone.
#175043 to #175037 - sugoi
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(02/17/2015) [-]
You kill yourself after you break up with them brutally.
Seriously there is no win win someone is gunna get hurt.
#175041 to #175037 - megasharkman
Reply 0
(02/17/2015) [-]
Tell them that they're friends are hotter and say they have a fish face or something. It's easy to be mean.
#175039 to #175037 - anon
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(02/17/2015) [-]
That sounds impossible unless you set him/her up with someone undeniably better than you.
#175032 - lustman
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(02/17/2015) [-]
This always bothered me.
It's time and I'm still at the crossroads with my dreams, future, job and the way of life.
Every day is accounted for, time ticks and I want everything.
How do you decide on a thousand dreams on which one to follow, they all seem soo good but some more wrong than others.
I want to be a part of everything.
I want to see, try and know everything.
I know I should go 1 thing at a time, but there are so many of these great subjects
Especially some social skills, seriously I'm blank when it comes to conversations, used to be better, not sure how I lost my lines
#175038 to #175032 - ronjeremysweiner
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(02/17/2015) [-]
find something that you always learn something new/changing field
#175035 to #175032 - SOUL CRUSHER
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(02/17/2015) [-]
okay that was super gay... Just pick a few thing and do them well. You'll find when you grow up you wont have time for all of that, even for things you want to do most.

So stop being a fag, things will fall in line when you gain more experience. You'll find what you're best at.
#175034 to #175032 - sugoi
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(02/17/2015) [-]
Your name is lustman.
Go be a male prostitute or porn star.

Better yet go to Japan and become an exotic white host club guy.
#175029 - rereviven
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(02/17/2015) [-]
So guys, for my PC im building should i get an r9 280 plus a fan controller, or an r9 280x without a fan controller?
#175028 - anon
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(02/17/2015) [-]
Anyone know where you can watch american sniper onl8ne free. Really wanted to watch it but im poorfag.
#175062 to #175028 - iceteaiceteaicetea
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(02/17/2015) [-]
www.primewire.ag/watch-2756355-American-Sniper-online-free

But it just got released so can't go expecting full HD and shit. If you're new to primewire, just go through the list and see what streams works for you.
I think the ones with HD icon are ads.
#175036 to #175028 - SOUL CRUSHER
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(02/17/2015) [-]
skip lunch for 2 day. Now you have money
#175022 - ruggerpugger
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(02/17/2015) [-]
Is AVG free still any good? I've had it for a while now and I'm just wondering if anyone else thinks it does the job. If not, what is some other decent free anti virus/anti malware software?
#175063 to #175022 - iceteaiceteaicetea
Reply 0
(02/17/2015) [-]
I prefer bitdefender a lot more, but AVG ought to do the job
#175027 to #175022 - ferrettamer
Reply 0
(02/17/2015) [-]
Use Common Sense 2015. I've been using it for years now and no virus
#175023 to #175022 - SOUL CRUSHER
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(02/17/2015) [-]
one guy will say it's good the other will say it's bad. I used it for years and it works for me. We just switched to Vipre for work. It's a bit annoying because it blocks a lot of junk but it's very effective
#175015 - thumbsdenied
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(02/16/2015) [-]
Shaved a tiny bumb on my cheeck and its been bleeding for 10minutes, usually tiny cuts stop bleeding in few seconds on me.

Put a bandage on it, did i hit a blood vessel or something? First time i cut my face while shaving aswell.
#175069 to #175015 - watermelloon
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(02/17/2015) [-]
faces always bleed a lot. You probably hit a skin tag or mole and it had a blood vessel in it and that is why its bleeding so much. just go to the doctor, they will probably just glue or burn it closed. really simple. Or you have super thin blood and u gonna die

also, if u playing with it and keep moving ur face and shit that might be why its bleeding. I can make a cut bleed for hours by fuckin with it.
#175082 to #175069 - thumbsdenied
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(02/17/2015) [-]
Its stopped bleedin, the blood wouldnt like really slide down the cheeck but form a blood ball on the cut. bandanges were only getting few drops on them so i wasnt bleeding out. The tiny wound would just not close and cause a mess if it touched anything.


#175016 to #175015 - anon
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(02/16/2015) [-]
I'm not sure what a bumb is but I'm going to assume it's a zit/pimple/acne. I believe they're just like that. Try not to touch it or pick the scab/dried blood. It will take longer to heal. Bandage it or something to stop the bleeding.
#175019 to #175016 - thumbsdenied
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(02/17/2015) [-]
Been bleedin more than a hour now, but il check if its still bleeding in the morning and if it is still bleedin il visit the nurse.

I cant really even see the damaged part. only thing i see is a drop of blood forming on the cut. i put a bandage on it so i wont get blood drops all over my pillow.
#175020 to #175019 - tipjar
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(02/17/2015) [-]
happens sometimes, it's nothing
#175042 to #175020 - thumbsdenied
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(02/17/2015) [-]
Checked it, still bleeding after 8h
#175000 - sekundab
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(02/16/2015) [-]
Hi. So I am trying to sell a thing on ebay, but it wont show the fixed price option. I dont want to use the auction option, so.. How? Thanks
#175005 to #175000 - sekundab
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(02/16/2015) [-]
solved
#175007 to #175005 - anon
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(02/16/2015) [-]
Glad we could help
#175008 to #175007 - sekundab
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(02/16/2015) [-]
will come again
#175046 to #175008 - fruzzinoid
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(02/17/2015) [-]
You're welcome.
#174995 - anon
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(02/16/2015) [-]
Alright, so I'm pretty sure I got scammed by someone on the phone. This morning I got a call from some indian guy saying that he was from windows, and they told me that I have a ton of junk files on my laptop. For some reason I let him instruct me to run something to let him remotely control my laptop. He said that to remove all the big junk files, I had to buy a ton of stuff like ccleaner, and a bunch of anti-stuff. He said it was all 248 dollars. He said that I had to pay soon, or else they would lock my laptop for ever, and I couldn't go back on it ever again, unless I paid. As fucking stupid as I am, he asked me to give my bank information, my address, and my name through Western Union to give money to some guy in India.. I fucking did for some reason, and now, some asshole I don't even know has my personal info, including name, and bank info. I was freaking out the whole time and shaking, so I was hardly thinking. And, my bank account has quite a lot of money in it, so I'm probably fucked. I REALLY need help.
#175071 to #174995 - watermelloon
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(02/17/2015) [-]
its 100% a scam. i get those calls in australia. u dun goofed bruh
#175021 to #174995 - SOUL CRUSHER
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(02/17/2015) [-]
your'e f***ed just call the bank like the dude said.
#174996 to #174995 - anon
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(02/16/2015) [-]
And by the way, all this happened a few hours ago. Nothing that strange happened since then
#174999 to #174996 - anon
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(02/16/2015) [-]
Contact your bank tomorrow immediately. It's presidents day today so they're probably closed. Most banks have automated phone access so call your bank now and you might be able to freeze your accounts
#175003 to #174999 - anon
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(02/16/2015) [-]
I am in Canada
#175004 to #175003 - anon
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(02/16/2015) [-]
Call your bank and tell them about your shit.
#174994 - uberteddy
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(02/16/2015) [-]
Does anybody here a link to watching fifty shades of gray? I don't want to watch it but my friend has a girlfriend in the hospital and she really wants to watch it.
#174998 to #174994 - anon
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(02/16/2015) [-]
There's only shitty recordings from the theaters. If you want good quality you have to wait until the dvd or digital download gets released. I think primewire. ag might have it in bad quality until the dvd is out.
#174988 - dehumanizer ONLINE
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(02/16/2015) [-]
how do i deal with seeing all these cute girls every time i go outside, i litterealy feel physical pain
#175011 to #174988 - megasharkman
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(02/16/2015) [-]
Go to the gym and focus on yourself
#175009 to #174988 - minutes
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(02/16/2015) [-]
Read this book.
www.amazon.de/gp/reader/0803936192

Maybe more knowledge about your feelings/the reason for them will help you?
I only went a little bit through the pages but I think it might be very interesting for you.
#174997 to #174988 - icefried
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(02/16/2015) [-]
The answer is simple my child.
#174993 to #174988 - SOUL CRUSHER
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(02/16/2015) [-]
get a fedora, you'll start seeing them less
#174990 to #174988 - ferrettamer
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(02/16/2015) [-]
get a gun
#174991 to #174990 - dehumanizer ONLINE
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(02/16/2015) [-]
#174992 to #174991 - ferrettamer
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(02/16/2015) [-]
shoot up your school or work or something. no grils in prison
#174974 - hellkitequeen
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(02/16/2015) [-]
Please someone help me!!! Sorry in advance for the long read but I don't know what to do...

So at my old job, I was responsible for training the new girl, Joan. Joan was very nice, but... odd. She was overly sensitive and would run off to cry any time something happened. She was also 43 years old still living with her parents and with no friends. Naturally, I felt bad for Joan.

She tried to hang out with me outside of work a few times, along with my manager Angie. The three of us would go to dinner occasionally.

Joan suddenly became a little obsessed with Angie and began following her around like a lost puppy. This went in for almost a year before Angie had enough, because Joan showed up at her house uninvited gave her chocolate and flowers and even changed her fb profile pic to Angie face. Angie got pissed and told her to take it down.

It became clear to us that Joan was clingy and possibly a lesbian. I suddenly didn't feel comfortable going out with them anymore. Angie was getting upset because Joan would keep trying to see her and give her gifts. She was hired somewhere else at this point, but would show up to Angie work every day giving employees notes and flowers to give to Angie. Angie reported her for stalking and Joan was escorted out by police.

Where do I fit in, you ask? During all of this, Joan kept calling me bawling her eyes out because Angie yelled at her about the picture thing. She also kept trying to get me to go out with her and left me 5 texts, 3 facebook messages, 6 calls and 3 long voicemails. I got creeped out, but I still feel bad because there is definitely something wrong with this woman.

Now she has been trying to contact me for 3 days and I'm worried she may show up to my house or continue to blow up my phone. I feel so bad for her, but I don't want to get involved with this crazy shit anymore. She's too clingy, much older than me, and I don't like it. What do I do?
#174978 to #174974 - SOUL CRUSHER
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(02/16/2015) [-]
First you give me your number, naw seriously this is pretty messed up and I feel bad for Joan. Obviously this can't continue and if it does and the law has to get more involved and we end up with a restraining order then you MAY end up being Joan's new Angie. Really you have two options, be a "good" person and continue to connect her This doesn't actualy make you a good person or you be honest with her and tell her she freaking everyone out. or you could do something in the middle and not get any results. I don't know if you've done it but you need to be straight with her. Spare her feelings but this is a little too much. There is no easy way to do this.

I'll leave a nice long story of which you may find relate-able
HighSchool I forget what year. Kind of a rough school, lots of not nice people. New class maybe it was Chemistry doesn't really matter. Teacher chooses groups for us. I get partnered up with some - I don't want to be mean but - butt ugly chick. Being a gentleman I'm very nice, treat her normal but is relieved to get away from her when class is over. After a while I start seeing her in the halls every once in a while. Talk a little but once again relieved to get away. After two weeks I start seeing her everywhere, EVERYWHERE. I didnt' think anything of it at first because I'm was dumb and thought I only notice her more because I now know her.(Thank God i didn't have a facebook). After a another week I start to get a little freaked and start to avoid her. Next thing I know by best friend - lets call her Alex- come to me super pissed because some ugly chick in following her around asking her about me. I am now aware. I tell her whats up, and how I know ugly girl and tell her I'll deal with it and not to destroy ugly girl.(Unlike me Alex is not nice). Over the weekend I wonder how I'm going to do this....well really I'm just worried she'll hurt herself. Anyways next Chemistry class she's not there. Breath easy I don't have to do it yet. Have lunch with Alex. She tell me she couldn't handle it anymore and told ugly girl off. That's she's fugly and I don't even like her/ Alex I still love you but damn girl. I make it a priority to find ugly girl. I forget how but I find her. tell her what's up, I don't like her. she'll find someone else and some other BS. She cries a lot. really awkward but I do give her a little hug. Then it's over. No more following. And she didn't killer herself double win.
Epilouge sometime later she does find love. A perfect match, An ugly balding highschooler who looks like he's 30 something. They have baby, it's also ugly
#174989 to #174978 - hellkitequeen
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(02/16/2015) [-]
Thank you for the advice. You're absolutely right... this can't go on any longer and I don't want to be stalked. I hope she doesn't go and hurt herself though. If it progresses, I will get the authorities involved. The story helped, thanks again!
#174977 to #174974 - anon
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(02/16/2015) [-]
1. Kill her. If she's as lonely as you say then delete your comment and go to the library to google and read how to murder people. If she's as lonely as you say then it shouldn't be too hard to get invited to her house, murder her, and make it look like a suicide. Just don't get nervous when questioned by the police and if they start getting suspicious get a lawyer immediately. You shouldn't get caught as long as she doesn't record her own house or have a security system. She ain't got friends or family to report her death so a neighbor will do it and by then you probably won't even be a suspect if you wipe all finger prints and make sure she doesn't post anything on social media or on a calendar/phone calendar/agenda.
2. Killing not your style? Dump her on someone else. It's a classic move. Imagine her like chainmail. Gotta dump the bitch on some other sucker. Preferably someone you don't know or don't like. Or go with a friend and risk the friendship. This is hard because she may manage to come back to you.
3. Move to another city or state, preferably the latter so she won't ever visit you.
4. Change your number and shift into maximum ninja mode. Avoid that bitch like she's going to murder you. If she gives people notes and shit to give to you tell them to keep it and maybe give it back, then have them lie and tell her that they couldn't find you either. All else fails get a restraining order as well.
5. Go nuclear. Rant at the bitch in a public place, preferably in front of her loved ones. Since she ain't got friends try to do it in front of her family if she has any. If not go public. Embarrass her as much as you possibly can. At a very public restaurant is best. A mall restaurant or something. Scream, pour a drink on her hot or cold and possibly sticky is the best choice , any type of food on her/at her/ or in her clothing and anything else you can think of. If you have her pick you up break a window in her car, key it, slash the tires. Make it so she can never forgive you and never want to be with such a crazy person. This may cost a lot money if you do anything to her car, but will be more effective.
in my opinion option 1 and 5 are the easiest.
#174987 to #174977 - anon
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(02/16/2015) [-]
1 was a joke but I put some serious advice in there in case you're a psychopath. Killing is a last resort thing...
#174973 - thereasonableperso
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(02/16/2015) [-]
Help! I can't find the button to get me into my profile. Also, I can't the "leave a comment" button.
#174975 to #174973 - WhereMehSammich
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(02/16/2015) [-]
Either make a comment and click your own name or perhaps go on a friend's profile and click your own name. Press C to leave a comment. Sounds like you might be on mobile but on the desktop site. If that's the case switch to the real mobile site.
#175002 to #174975 - thereasonableperso
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(02/16/2015) [-]
I dunno what happened but the problem has resolved itself. It was like half the buttons and commands had been removed. Weird.
#175017 to #175002 - anon
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(02/16/2015) [-]
Admin and his band of misfit mods are implementing new features. Seems like they're just doing test runs. If any problem persists more than 3 days I'd suggest that's the time to complain/ask for help.
#174972 - darkthundertwotwo
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(02/16/2015) [-]
Hi guys

I have to create an information website for school, where I display different information for the public, this includes weather, time, school break times, times when the nearest busses leave and when you get a substitute teacher.

So far here you can see a screenshot of the website, it looks ugly I know, and my question is how I could improve the design.

Please give me constructive ideas guys

BTW: The bubbles in the background are animated and floating around
#175064 to #174972 - anon
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(02/17/2015) [-]
Just look at all Apple and other successfull companies, they're all simple and elegant.

Minimalistic(ness) is the keyword. Just look up any fancy, hightier & expensive company and you'll see, like www.ferrari.com/
#174970 - anon
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(02/16/2015) [-]
Would you consider a girl teasing you a lot flirting? I've been talking to this girl for a couple of weeks and we get along really well. We tease in a joking way back and forth heaps and I'm doing it because I like her so you think this could mean she likes me?
#174979 to #174970 - SOUL CRUSHER
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(02/16/2015) [-]
yes, but don't mess it up now that you know.
#174971 to #174970 - beatmasterz
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(02/16/2015) [-]
yes
#174968 - xnaitomea
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(02/16/2015) [-]
how do i contact admin personally?
#175018 to #174980 - xnaitomea
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(02/16/2015) [-]
you're a witty little fuck