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User avatar #132572 - tealeaf (05/12/2014) [-]
so can you guys help me on ways to pick up hints from girls?
User avatar #132662 to #132572 - advicedude (05/12/2014) [-]
lol nope. I'd tell you if I knew
User avatar #132682 to #132662 - tealeaf (05/12/2014) [-]
kinda ironic since your name is advide dude
User avatar #132801 to #132682 - advicedude (05/13/2014) [-]
It's just another one of life's mysteries. Find out next on Cosmos.
#132621 to #132572 - saltybanana (05/12/2014) [-]
man the best pick up line you can ever tell a girl is
"hey baby are your parents retarded? cause your special!" jk

No the best pick up line is "hey im anon..."
just be your self when approaching a female man. theyre human too
User avatar #132681 to #132621 - tealeaf (05/12/2014) [-]
i dont need help approaching a girl cuz the girl i like i talk to close to 6 hours a day o just need to know how to pick up hints
User avatar #132693 to #132681 - saltybanana (05/12/2014) [-]
just say really cheesy stuff to her, women love itb when you tell them cheesy shit.

just think of the most cheesy line you can think of
User avatar #132586 to #132572 - marinepenguin ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
Depends on the girl and how well you know them.
#132577 to #132572 - linear (05/12/2014) [-]
Apparently if they talk to you in a higher pitch or if their pupils dilate when they talk to you
#132558 - anonymous (05/12/2014) [-]
So about that friend who's sister I finished helping her with some work then she said maybe I can repay you by taking you out to a movie sometime and gave me a look a good one

Then I said nah I don't need anything in return

I'm just now realizing what I did
#132622 to #132558 - saltybanana (05/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #132608 to #132558 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/12/2014) [-]
Friends sister? eh.. I wouldn't go there.
User avatar #132587 to #132558 - marinepenguin ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
Now that you realized it, all you have to do is fix it by messaging her or going up to her and saying something like "Hey I was thinking, I'll take you up on that movie if you're still up for it".
Just because the moment is over doesn't mean the offer isn't still there.
#132596 to #132587 - anonymous (05/12/2014) [-]
You see this didn't happen today...more like a week....or a month ago
User avatar #132597 to #132596 - marinepenguin ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
You can still be like, "Hey I remembered that you wanted to see a movie a while back, would you still want to go see one?"

Even if it's been awhile you still have the chance to take her up on it. She at least showed she was interested in going. She might still be.
User avatar #132560 to #132558 - nigalthornberry (05/12/2014) [-]
Something similar happened to me another opportunity will come
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User avatar #132541 - zahnrad (05/11/2014) [-]
Kill yourself.
#132712 to #132592 - senoldlx (05/12/2014) [-]
maybe you should follow zahnrad's advice. i hate that fucking gif beyond anything else in the universe. pic semi related. i looked at it to laugh again instead of bursting into flames because of this fucking gif. DAMN it makes me fucking MAD
User avatar #132543 to #132541 - flutterway (05/11/2014) [-]
I'm sorry, this is where people ask for advice as the main thread topic, and others give their advice in reply. This statement if not a reply to another thread, nor is is seeking advice. Please return to the /bronies/ thread and continue about your cancerous posting with me there.
#132544 to #132543 - zahnrad (05/11/2014) [-]
May I give some advice then?
May I give some advice then?
User avatar #132546 to #132544 - flutterway (05/11/2014) [-]
That wasn't advice, you simply linked me back to this comment asking if you can give some advice.
User avatar #132545 to #132544 - flutterway (05/11/2014) [-]
Sure, PM me it.
User avatar #132540 - harbingerwolf (05/11/2014) [-]
Does anyone know where i can watch Drive online?
I subscribed to netflix and lovefilm in the hopes of watching it but neither have it available. I dont want to go out and buy it physically because i havent seen it before and i dont know if its any good or not.
User avatar #132534 - alphaben (05/11/2014) [-]
what program do people use to make comps?
User avatar #132664 to #132534 - advicedude (05/12/2014) [-]
Ask Hitler. He made a lot of comps
User avatar #132578 to #132534 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (05/12/2014) [-]
You can use Microsoft Paint.
You could use Paint.NET.
You could use GIMP.
Or even Photoshop.

Just keep in mind that as you're making it, you'll have to re-size the thing over and over again by making it longer and longer.
User avatar #132535 to #132534 - ScottP (05/11/2014) [-]
User avatar #132537 to #132535 - alphaben (05/11/2014) [-]
idk im asking lol
User avatar #132533 - zaiopeperse (05/11/2014) [-]
Can anyone tell me what the personality trait where you have one weird obsession but are otherwise an upstanding peorson is called?
User avatar #132665 to #132533 - advicedude (05/12/2014) [-]
ausbergers or something
User avatar #132675 to #132665 - alstorp (05/12/2014) [-]
Ass burgers
User avatar #132552 to #132533 - iridium (05/11/2014) [-]
User avatar #132536 to #132533 - ScottP (05/11/2014) [-]
A quirk?
User avatar #132538 to #132536 - zaiopeperse (05/11/2014) [-]
I'm thinking less quirky, more bordering autism-ey (sorry if that offends anyone)
User avatar #132539 to #132538 - ScottP (05/11/2014) [-]
It depends on what the weird obsession is. If it's something like "collecting bird feathers" then it's a quirk, but if it's "killing every other person they meet" then that's homicidal
User avatar #132542 to #132539 - zaiopeperse (05/11/2014) [-]
I mean more like, "has encyclopedic knowledge about a certain subject that has nothing to do with their occupation or daily life"
User avatar #132548 to #132542 - ScottP (05/11/2014) [-]
Eh that's like everyone. Everyone knows a lot about something that doesn't really apply to their daily life.
User avatar #132607 to #132548 - zaiopeperse (05/12/2014) [-]
Well yes, but I'm sure it has a name. Like, a typically weird but smart character like Sherlock Holmes
#132523 - anonymous (05/11/2014) [-]

I regret so much from my high school years.
I need some advice.

When I was a high school student I didn't give a single fuck about sports. I didn't get excited or motivated. My teacher said I was way above the average in every sport we did. And now i'm studying for my major and all I want to do is to compete in sports but I dont have the time.

I'm seriously depressed and I think I need help.
#132623 to #132523 - saltybanana (05/12/2014) [-]
just finish your school dude, as soon as you get that done
you'll get a good job, and make time to hit the gym, make some friends and next thing you'll know you will be raping little league kids? jk, just get school done and den you'll have time to party. theres always summer too
User avatar #132531 to #132523 - makotoitou (05/11/2014) [-]
sports are gay
User avatar #132529 to #132523 - rossthefaggot (05/11/2014) [-]
If you were really good at sports you could run away from all of your other commitments, obviously you are lying.
User avatar #132598 to #132529 - nippuhl (05/12/2014) [-]
You're obviously retarded if you think that.
User avatar #132698 to #132598 - hickerydickery (05/12/2014) [-]
You're obviously retarded if you don't realize the pun.

No hate, just find it fun to phrase it like you did
Don't be an ass man.
If you were really good at sports you could run away from all of your other commitments, obviously you are lying.
User avatar #132700 to #132698 - nippuhl (05/12/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure that wasn't a pun.
User avatar #132526 to #132523 - beatmasterz (05/11/2014) [-]
Well if it's important to you you can always make time by cutting television and video games and join a sport instead. If it's REALLY important you can start weighing the pros and cons of dropping out and becoming a professional.
#132521 - anonymous (05/11/2014) [-]
So im talking to this girl, nothing boyfriendy/girlfriendy i dont think, she was just someone i knew online and started talking with, she wanted to vent about something and i said go ahead, and ever since she wont stop keeping going on about her ex.
She seems nice enough and we have plenty of stuff to talk about but she wont stop going on, wat do?
#132624 to #132521 - saltybanana (05/12/2014) [-]
thats a RED fucvking flag bro!!!   
i wouldnt date this chick at all, seems like she cant get over er ex bf she probably still has feeling of him  tell her "BITCH!! IDGAF about your ex. i just want to bang bang BANG!"   
just mention it to her, that shes over obsessing her ex
thats a RED fucvking flag bro!!!

i wouldnt date this chick at all, seems like she cant get over er ex bf she probably still has feeling of him tell her "BITCH!! IDGAF about your ex. i just want to bang bang BANG!"

just mention it to her, that shes over obsessing her ex
#132532 to #132521 - minutes ONLINE (05/11/2014) [-]
That's quite simple. If she listens to your problems as well and actively tries to help you, she's a friend and you should indeed listen. If she doesn't listen or tries to change the subject back to her problems, she is not a friend and just using you as emotional support. If that's the case, you should totally tell her that you don't want to talk about her ex all the time. It seems like you don't really want her as gf so that shouldn't be that much of a problem.
User avatar #132522 to #132521 - nigalthornberry (05/11/2014) [-]
"You seem to be talking about your ex alot"
Thats the start of the end
User avatar #132520 - nigalthornberry (05/11/2014) [-]
Im looking at fixing my friends Porsche 928 it's an old one but im not sure what to expect since im only used to working on American Cars
#132517 - linear (05/11/2014) [-]
I wanna move my router and modem upstairs so i can connect it to my computer for faster internet. When i move the modem none of the light things come on even though it is all connected, so how do i fix this?
User avatar #132666 to #132517 - advicedude (05/12/2014) [-]
Make sure the modem is still plugged in after you move it.

>the more u know
User avatar #132579 to #132517 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (05/12/2014) [-]
Could be that the electrical socket isn't outputting any electricity. This was a problem in the house I'm at now. Turns out one of the "useless" light switches controls a SINGLE outlet.

Otherwise check and see that you can turn it on/ off properly. Double check that the Ethernet cables + Phone line/ Cable line as in for TV; Some providers use this instead of phone lines are working correctly.
User avatar #132527 to #132517 - beatmasterz (05/11/2014) [-]
It's probably something with the cables. It really depends on your house situation but it probably has something to do with the internet import through phone cables or some shit. You can call an electrician or you can just lay some ethernet cables through your house to your computer, they work fine.
User avatar #132519 to #132517 - rokkarokkaali (05/11/2014) [-]
my modem has an on/off button. did you press that?
User avatar #132512 - endercrew (05/11/2014) [-]
I just found out my mother is trying to get custody of me from my Father. They have a joint custody but my Dad is incapable of being reached during weekdays (But he's chill with it). My dad is awesome and he's finally trying to settle down but my mom is abusing his past which he has left behind against him in court. My mother also never told us that she was doing this and it's clear she is out to get my Father by saying his house is unsafe to live (which it's not, the only unsafe thing is the new puppy he has). Any advice on how I should handle this as my mother doesn't know I know. I just need some serious advice right now.
User avatar #132530 to #132512 - marinepenguin ONLINE (05/11/2014) [-]
If what your mother says, isn't true. You can speak up for your dad and show that his house is not unsafe and that he's a good father now.
User avatar #132516 to #132512 - makotoitou (05/11/2014) [-]
doesn't the kid have some say?
User avatar #132680 to #132516 - endercrew (05/12/2014) [-]
This is America, unless you're 18+ nobody cares for what you have to say.
User avatar #132514 to #132512 - harbingerwolf (05/11/2014) [-]
How old are you?
User avatar #132679 to #132514 - endercrew (05/12/2014) [-]
17. That's the most irritating part of it
#132508 - anonymous (05/11/2014) [-]
How can you see what FJ rank is next?
Just curious if mines broke or not, i've been practically famous for the past 10 1000 thumb ranks which is ridiculous.
User avatar #132513 to #132508 - derpityhurr (05/11/2014) [-]
the name only changes for every 10 levels I think
#132506 - Spikeydeath (05/11/2014) [-]
I need help with math, can someone assist me?
User avatar #132501 - soopergrover (05/11/2014) [-]
Any financial advice you guys can give to a young Funnyjunker going into adulthood?

I want dat money
User avatar #132667 to #132501 - advicedude (05/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #132581 to #132501 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (05/12/2014) [-]
Depends if you want to go to college immediately or not.
It depends if you have to pay for college on your own or not.

Either way you're going to need a job, buddy.
Paying for everything on your own? Find a few part time jobs or one full-time job and work your ass off for a year or so.
Not paying for everything by yourself? Pick up a single part time job.

Now, what's the first thing a teenager is going to do with their paychecks?
Blow it all on games, vidya game consoles, useless accessories, maybe a smart phone, a tablet, computer, laptop, new clothes, etc.
You know what?
Fuck all of that.

Each paycheck set aside a small amount of it for an emergency fund, and maybe even a gas fund if you've got a car.
Everything else? Bank it.
You've got to think about college, buddy. Buying a new shirt here or there won't help you save money.
User avatar #132584 to #132581 - soopergrover (05/12/2014) [-]
One of my first plans all along was setting aside I good amount of money each paycheck. Not even for emergency, but just so I have money there and not in my pocket. My mom gets SSI (couple health issues) right now but apparently, here, when I turn 18 it triples and goes straight to me. I plan to get a friend or two as a roommate so as far as my portion of the rent goes, part of my monthly SSI check can pay for it. Since I'll have this bit of extra money, I believe I'm gonna get a part-time job rather than work full-time. I don't know if I want to go to college at all. I'm just a bit skeptical. I hear all this stuff about crippling student loan debt. I also hear that college hardly actually helps you out in the job world. Other than all that, I think I'm gonna be pretty smart financially. I don't play to blow too much on stupid shit. I'll likely give myself a weekly or monthly budget.
User avatar #132588 to #132584 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (05/12/2014) [-]
Just note that the difference between having no degree and a degree will drastically change the outcome for when you're applying for jobs.
It means you can actually go for higher positions.

Trust me, only having a Highschool education sucks.
The best full-time job I could get was Amazon Fulfillment. And they hire anyone.

Also, why move out? That's just more wasted money. Unless there's some internal drama going on there.

And lastly: A part time job, at best, will land you $250 every two weeks. At worst... $100.
That's puny compared to the $600-800 you could get from a lower-level full-time job.
User avatar #132589 to #132588 - soopergrover (05/12/2014) [-]
Does it? Like I said, I just heard that college hardly helps in the job world. And not so much drama as it is I just dislike the home I'm living in, and a bit excited to be on my own. I'll see if I can find a full-time job with low hours. I like the idea of having a good amount of spare time.
#132594 to #132589 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (05/12/2014) [-]
It's debatable.
Ask someone who didn't go to college and they'll say they wish they did.
Ask someone who did go to college and they'll say they wish they didn't.

It's something you'll have to figure out for yourself. I can't speak for your city/ state. I can only speak for mine.
Where I live, the heart of our town is nothing but small shops and fast food places. There are almost no full time job offers here. Even then, a lot of smaller businesses are suffering right now, while more nationalized businesses are booming.
In the rest of my state, the only place that was willing to hire people full-time without really caring about their education was Amazon Fulfillment.
Every other job has a ridiculous set of requirements.

Pic related, it's a local company with some really weird experience requirements.
How the hell am I supposed to get 6-10 years of experience with just a highschool education?
Now if I go to college for Computer Science... I would have a better chance at landing a job in this company. It'd give me a lot of - proven - experience and maybe even the certificates required for some positions.
User avatar #132528 to #132501 - beatmasterz (05/11/2014) [-]
If you're in college you should find a parttime job working in a restaurant or a coffee shop. If you're good at fixing computers or cars or whatever you can set up your own thing. Keep it small and informal so you won't have to bother with taxes.
User avatar #132525 to #132501 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/11/2014) [-]
All you need is 1 thing. Internet.

All the shows, movies, etc can be found on the internet.

I always frown when I see my brother spend 1000 dollars a year on dvds (he has a ton) when all he needs to do is google "watch *insert movie* online"

#132518 to #132501 - Eleatperson (05/11/2014) [-]
Don't buy things you don't need. You don't need a 50$ T-shirt, new J's, or crap that you will only use one time.  If there is a cheaper version get it instead.  That and getting a job, riding/walking instead of driving, ect ect
Don't buy things you don't need. You don't need a 50$ T-shirt, new J's, or crap that you will only use one time. If there is a cheaper version get it instead. That and getting a job, riding/walking instead of driving, ect ect
User avatar #132509 to #132501 - saltybanana (05/11/2014) [-]
talking as careers. id go into the medical field theres always a fur sure job

if you just want to make money leaving hs id start my own business something that people need, cant live without. ex. water
User avatar #132499 - revengeforfreeze (05/11/2014) [-]
holy fucking fuck
I just created a new account on my computer since the old one was corrupted or some shizz and the internet is SOOOOOOOOO SLOW! Halp?
User avatar #132582 to #132499 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (05/12/2014) [-]
A new windows user?
Also, which web browser are you using?

You should look into CCleaner, Auslogics Disk Defrag, and Advanced System Care.

User avatar #132642 to #132582 - revengeforfreeze (05/12/2014) [-]
It fixed itself when I restarted the computer somehow.
#132491 - ipostcp (05/11/2014) [-]
So, for Mother's Day this year I took the liberty of tracking down some old home videos. Like VHS shit. It was a trek and a half to find a working VHS player and actually finding the home videos of us when we were a kid.

So I put the VHS together and put in the movie and what not. Pretty decent quality for something that's over ten years old. No tears except when the tape transitions between different videos.

Shit, my mom caught it all on tape from birthday spankings, to Halloween costumes I was darth vader. Fuck yeah. , to base ball practice to my sisters dance recitals.

I watched the tape just to make sure that everything was alright to show to the rest of the family. Such as swearing and what not for my grandparents. It was all well and good until it hit about 40 minutes in.

The video transitioned into a blank room that was dark. No lights on and nobody holding the camera. Then the door to the room off camera opened up and I just heard arguing. Not just the general disagreement, I mean arguing. My mom was screaming at my step dad who was a drinker. The arguing turned to violence as I heard commotion in the tape. The commotion broke out into the room that the camera was in and it turned quickly into rape or something like that. I turned it off before it got to that point.

I need advice on this, because I wanted to do something fun and exciting and nostalgic for Mother's Day and it turned into something that wasn't suppose to be brought up, or dug up. What should I do? Should I talk to my mom about it? Should I try to forget about it? I mean, I don't know if what I saw was even reported to police or not. I feel sick to my stomach looking at it.

Pic related. I feel I need to have some evidence for something like this. Picture is of the video of me and my sister at our 4rth birthday.
User avatar #132510 to #132491 - poxopi (05/11/2014) [-]
You should do the tape for mothers day, wait a day and then ask her about it.
User avatar #132498 to #132491 - ipostcp (05/11/2014) [-]
Screw it. No point in bringing up something at happened 15 years ago.
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User avatar #132490 - tmgrskat (05/11/2014) [-]
Can anybody post the link to the video that's making fun of fattism? I cannot. Find it anywhere
#132472 - anonymous (05/11/2014) [-]
i want to go clubbing but none of my friends have there id to go with me except a shy friend. I;ve never been before.

Anyone got any general night clubbing tips or rules i should know about before going ? im a girl.
#132583 to #132472 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (05/12/2014) [-]
I recently went to a nightclub. It was awesome.

First time going to a night club, too.
Pic related, it's of a guy who was at the nightclub I went to.
It's your typical, modern raver. Rave gloves. Gloves with rainbow LEDs on the tips Weird hat that sticks out. "Candy." Plastic beaded bracelets. For some reason, people really like them. You're more than likely to get a few bracelets, and the person giving it to you will be like "PLUR - PEACE LOVE UNITY RESPECT~" then they'll do some weird hand movements. Also, if I'm not mistaken, this was the same guy with the Skittles Hookah that he was passing around.

Luckily for me, the one I went to was pretty damn small.
Everyone was tame.
If you're going to a relatively small nightclub, in size and fame, then there isn't much to worry about.

Things you should take note would be:
Parking is going to be fucking retarded. You're going to waste a solid 20 minutes finding a damn parking spot. Have someone drop you off and pick you up.
Don't bring your purse. Find some jeans with actual pockets and make sure your phone/ some cash stays in no matter what you're doing.

When it comes to 'dancing' people do random shit with their arms. No one knows what they're doing. They're just moving their arms.
Everyone will be fairly friendly if you walk up and start talking to them. This will work in your favor since you're a girl. You can get so many free drinks and meet so many friends. Try to be social and the night will be hella fun.
If you can't really be that social, then hang out at the bar and I bet you, you will find someone else hanging around at the bar, because they have nothing else to do before the main show.

Don't worry about looking stupid. Remember that if you feel like you're doing something stupid, you're doing it in front of people who, in a few hours, will be hammered as fuck.

Rolling = High
Bars have food. It'll take for-fucking-ever to get it, but they do have food.
#132496 to #132472 - minutes ONLINE (05/11/2014) [-]
First the most obvious one. Don't let your drink alone, take it with you wherever you go, don't take drinks from people you don't know unless you see them buy them and hand it to you.

Dance, or it's gonna be really akward and lame. You don't have to know how to dance, no one in a club does. Just move to the music and enjoy yourself.

Drink before you go in, it's really expensive in there. Don't get too drunk and stay away from rooms in the back.

Also, have fun!
User avatar #132482 to #132472 - ljxjlos ONLINE (05/11/2014) [-]
Have fun. It´s that easy.
User avatar #132478 to #132472 - Timmietim (05/11/2014) [-]
Get roofied
#132470 - mislavcro (05/11/2014) [-]
I'm lonely and blue as hell people.
User avatar #132524 to #132470 - alstorp (05/11/2014) [-]
I'm red as hell.
#132497 to #132470 - minutes ONLINE (05/11/2014) [-]
blue as hell? you mean drunk i guess. germanfag?
User avatar #132500 to #132497 - revengeforfreeze (05/11/2014) [-]
blue = depressed, sad
#132504 to #132500 - minutes ONLINE (05/11/2014) [-]
In germany blue means drunk. That's why my guess was that he's german.
User avatar #132466 - bluzzerstream (05/11/2014) [-]
In 49^x=7 I can take use 49^(1/2) which is the same as the square root of 49 but how do I do for 8^x=16?

You can't use log
User avatar #132484 to #132466 - infamoustrapper (05/11/2014) [-]
what you're SUPPOSED to do is make both numbers on each side the same.

You're supposed to make 8^x into 2^(3x) and 16 into 2^4
then set 3x=4
User avatar #132487 to #132484 - bluzzerstream (05/11/2014) [-]
OH YES, now I see

Thank you. Didn't quite know how to approach it
User avatar #132507 to #132487 - infamoustrapper (05/11/2014) [-]
You're welcome!
User avatar #132485 to #132484 - infamoustrapper (05/11/2014) [-]
did that make sense?
User avatar #132468 to #132466 - tombobbusama (05/11/2014) [-]
8^(4/3) works

What I did is think 8^(1/3) = 2, and 2^4 = 16, so shove it together and you get 8^(4/3) if that helps
#132670 to #132468 - thewulfman (05/12/2014) [-]
mfw people start speaking math.
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