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#172741 - anon
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(01/28/2015) [-]
my ex has posted my nudes on 4chan along with my address, phone number, skype and kik. He also posted some sad sob story that made him the victim when in reality he was abusive and a cheater and I finally got the courage to leave him. He does this to me so I'll get angry enough to respond to the thousand texts he sends me a day. I've blocked his number multiple times but he just downloads a new texting app to get a different number.... As for the 4chan thing I just can't take all of them on at once, I get letters, packages, rude messages and I block them but there are just so many. I've made a new skype and kik but how can I stop them from sending me mail...?

At this point I don't even care that my nudes are out I just want piece of mind...
#172811 to #172741 - focalanemo
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(01/28/2015) [-]
Well unfortunately 4chan is a site full of retarded people.
You need to change your phone number and stuff or wait until it's over...
#172796 to #172741 - laky
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(01/28/2015) [-]
He ruined your life now ruin his.

There's a big stigma against posting other people's nudes. If your mutual friends have already seen our nudes you can just get them on your side.

Also I'm pretty sure revenge porn is illegal. Especially when your address and other contact information is posted with it
#172918 to #172796 - anon
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(01/29/2015) [-]
focalanemo
tikitaco
just an update. I had someone who messaged me to comfort me, call him a white knight or whatever but it was much needed, anway he posted my ex's kik and told everyone he's the one who "white knighted" and is the reason I refuse to give out nudes.

now 4chan is angrily spamming him.
#172839 to #172796 - tikitaco
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(01/28/2015) [-]
Two wrongs don't make a right. No matter what he did ruining his life isn't going to make the situation any better.
#172783 to #172741 - tikitaco
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(01/28/2015) [-]
I'm sure it will die down in time. If a problem persists go straight to the source because ignoring and avoiding the problem clearly isn't helping, anon.
#172799 to #172783 - anon
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(01/28/2015) [-]
it's been going on for 2 weeks now.
#172838 to #172799 - tikitaco
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(01/28/2015) [-]
Sorry to hear that. Like others have been saying thought you're unfortunately going to have to wait this out or change your number. Recommended that you change your number or just cancel your phone entirely.
#172770 to #172741 - makotoitou
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(01/28/2015) [-]
>i don't even care that my nudes are out
pics?
#172800 to #172770 - anon
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(01/28/2015) [-]
im not going to distribute them myself I've just come to terms that strangers know what I look like naked..
#172767 to #172741 - serhiy
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(01/28/2015) [-]
go to the board he posted on and tell them your side of the story
#173031 to #172767 - dehumanizer
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(01/29/2015) [-]
>Implying I dont lift already
>implying it makes any real diffrence if i can bench 100 or 20
>implying women wont be even more repulsed by me
>implying the maniac rapist look wouldnt be enhanced
#173032 to #173031 - serhiy
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(01/29/2015) [-]
nice thread change you cunt. same thing applies after this
do swimmimg so you can show off in a situation that wouldn't be creepy.
#173033 to #173032 - dehumanizer
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(01/29/2015) [-]
>live in a small town
>no proper pools to my knowlage
>local river is dirty as shit and every year someone from town drowns
>dont know how to swim anyways
#173035 to #173033 - serhiy
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(01/29/2015) [-]
git good.
#173036 to #173035 - dehumanizer
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(01/29/2015) [-]
Nigga 1/6 of europe flush their toilets in this river
#173037 to #173036 - serhiy
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(01/29/2015) [-]
>git good at running
>run to the next town
>use their swimming poll
>git good at swimming
#173038 to #173037 - dehumanizer
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(01/29/2015) [-]
No man next town deserves to be blown up and every one of its citizens need to get gassed in a concentration camp. I hate that place more than i hate normies.
#173039 to #173038 - serhiy
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(01/29/2015) [-]
run further
#173040 to #173039 - dehumanizer
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(01/29/2015) [-]
cardio kills gains
#173041 to #173040 - serhiy
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(01/29/2015) [-]
more protein shakes and power bars, you'll get dench calves
#173044 to #173041 - dehumanizer
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(01/29/2015) [-]
no money or access to such supplements
#172812 to #172767 - focalanemo
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(01/28/2015) [-]
Like the people on 4chan are people who can listen to reason. They will just say Tits or GTFO or post more nudess plsss!
Those people are currently harassing someone for 2 weeks now.....
#172814 to #172812 - serhiy
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(01/28/2015) [-]
from time to time people on 4chan can be pretty based, especially when confronted with convincing evidence.
#172819 to #172814 - focalanemo
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(01/28/2015) [-]
True but, do you think it also applies to this one? I think your idea would make it worse in this situation. With all the 'feminazi' stuff going on that board will just think that she is a woman trying to be a victim.
I guess it's worth a shot if it still continues like over a month....
IMO
#172850 to #172819 - serhiy
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(01/28/2015) [-]
from what i have seen 4chan users don't like being manipulated, if she does a convincing argument it might stop.
#172754 to #172741 - anon
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(01/28/2015) [-]
I think posting someone nudes it's illegal m8. Wanna may report that to the police.
#172756 to #172754 - anon
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(01/28/2015) [-]
I checked and some laws are against "revenge porn" which is posting someones nudes without their permission but it hasn't come to my state yet since some think it's a freedom of speech violation.
#172764 to #172756 - dehumanizer
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(01/28/2015) [-]
YOU DUMB SHIT THATS WHAT YOU DESERVED FOR TAKING THOSE PICTURES.
#172759 to #172756 - anon
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(01/28/2015) [-]
Oh that sucks mate. In my country that's very very illegal. It's against privacy.

But calm yourself anyway, that will only last a few days. And if you're not looking for revenge you just have to hold on a few days more.

You can do it lil nigga!
#172744 to #172741 - fistfireace
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(01/28/2015) [-]
Couldn't you just report him to the authorities for harassment or something?
#172745 to #172744 - anon
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(01/28/2015) [-]
it's not like I can get an internet restraining order...
#172746 to #172745 - fistfireace
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(01/28/2015) [-]
I didn't know it was over the internet...
#172747 to #172746 - anon
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(01/28/2015) [-]
strangers sending me mail that part is over the internet, otherwise he never physically threatens me.
#172748 to #172747 - fistfireace
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(01/28/2015) [-]
Oh sorry, I misread and thought you were just talking about your ex. My bad. And the email part I couldn't see because my screen's damaged. But yeah, I doubt they will stop and blocking them will be useless since they can create more email accounts. So I don't know any other ideas besides creating a new email. Sorry that I couldn't help.
#172751 to #172748 - anon
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(01/28/2015) [-]
I'm considering killing myself just because I'd finally have peace.
#172874 to #172751 - jtastic
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(01/28/2015) [-]
Look, do whatever you must but suicide is not the answer for this kind of thing. don't listen to dehumanizer and all these other fucks. I would suggest moving to a new location which gets rid of all your problems. if not you can change your number and then get all your mail sent to another home. also you could just not answer your mail?
#172762 to #172751 - dehumanizer
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(01/28/2015) [-]
YES DO IT, KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING WHORE, YOU DESERVE IT, GO TO HELL, GO TO HELL AND DIE!
#172768 to #172762 - serhiy
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(01/28/2015) [-]
god dammit your mood ranges from whiny angst to damn right autistic, and you wonder why you can't get laid.
#172986 to #172768 - dehumanizer
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(01/29/2015) [-]
nah m8 its basic science see, after two tests i got 100% negative results, thus if i do 50 tests i will still get 100% , therefore no need to get my heart broken
#172987 to #172986 - serhiy
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(01/29/2015) [-]
if its so simple, and you are doing it to avoid heartbreak then why do you continue to whine on about it
#172989 to #172987 - dehumanizer
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(01/29/2015) [-]
Nuh uh, look at the pic, Pierce whatshisname, a litteral 10/10 rich, good looking, he was fuckign JAMES BOND. And look at his wife an obese 2/10 !
#172991 to #172989 - serhiy
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(01/29/2015) [-]
1) graph still applies, just because anyone decides to marry a land whale, doesn't automatically make it impossible for them to pull a 10 / 10
2) she's old, and has got to the stage where she doesn't give a shit if she's fat anymore
#172994 to #172991 - dehumanizer
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(01/29/2015) [-]
BUT THATS A LAOD OF SHIT THE FUCKIGN BITCH MUST BE FIT FOR HIM HE IS WAY OUT OF HER LEAGE AND HE CANT FUCKING DO ANYTIHNG ABOUT IT OR SHE'LL TAKE HIS HARD ERNED MONEY !!!
#172999 to #172994 - serhiy
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(01/29/2015) [-]
or maybe he's happy with his stable life with her and his 2 kids, she was also an actor and she has her own money. You know what for someone who hates 13 year olds for already having sex before you, you still endorse this hedonistic life style with your comments
#173000 to #172999 - dehumanizer
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(01/29/2015) [-]
an actor, was she in Babe?

what ? Me? WHILE I NEVER!
#173002 to #173000 - serhiy
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(01/29/2015) [-]
wot
#173021 to #173002 - dehumanizer
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(01/29/2015) [-]
I am beeign denied the basic human right of mental healthcare.
#173026 to #173021 - serhiy
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(01/29/2015) [-]
your only denying it yourself with your attitude.
#173027 to #173026 - dehumanizer
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(01/29/2015) [-]
I'm so emotionaly depraved I dont even know anymroe.
#173028 to #173027 - serhiy
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(01/29/2015) [-]
you have gone from being passive aggressive to whining again, go lift you'll see a difference with the way people act to you, and you will feel a lot better. this is going to be my last message in this thread because i don't feel like babysitting you
#172803 to #172768 - dehumanizer
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(01/28/2015) [-]
THERE IS NO ESCAPE FRIEND, IF YOU HAVENT MADE IT BY 18 YOU WILL NEVER EVER MAKE IT. STOP FIGHTING AND JUST GIVE IN.
#172807 to #172803 - serhiy
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(01/28/2015) [-]
give me 1 year, max. If at the end of it, I don't have a picture as proof you will be right, if I do I'm going rub it in your face so hard, that it will question your existence on this board.
#172809 to #172807 - dehumanizer
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(01/28/2015) [-]
a picture of what exactly
#172810 to #172809 - serhiy
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(01/28/2015) [-]
just evidence of a relation ship
#172815 to #172810 - dehumanizer
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(01/28/2015) [-]
>take a pic with your sister
>HURR DURR I GOT A GF IF U WANT ONE ALL U GOTTA DO IS B URSELF!!!

Nice try.
#172817 to #172815 - serhiy
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(01/28/2015) [-]
don't have a sister, only a little brother who is more pitiful than you. he's the only reason why i can talk to you without wanting to kill myself
#172821 to #172817 - dehumanizer
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(01/28/2015) [-]
Yeah sure you dont.
#172849 to #172821 - serhiy
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(01/28/2015) [-]
your just nit picking to avoid the fact that i pointed out that what you are doing is still pathetic.
#172961 to #172849 - dehumanizer
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(01/29/2015) [-]
No.
#172982 to #172961 - serhiy
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(01/29/2015) [-]
yes you are.
#172983 to #172982 - dehumanizer
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(01/29/2015) [-]
How exactly is it pathetic?
#172984 to #172983 - serhiy
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(01/29/2015) [-]
you sit and you whine and whine and whine and whine,, ect. going "I asked 2 girls out but the rejected me, they should of accepted me and fucked me right on the spot " and its totally not my fault I have anxiety issues and all women hate me.
#172773 to #172768 - dehumanizer
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(01/28/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
#172774 to #172773 - serhiy
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(01/28/2015) [-]
neither does the rest of the board for you.
#172775 to #172774 - dehumanizer
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(01/28/2015) [-]
BUT YOU'RE WRONG MOTHERFUCKER, I RUN THIS PLACE.
#172776 to #172775 - serhiy
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(01/28/2015) [-]
na, your just so deluded in your self pity, that people can see what's wrong with you just from a computer screen.
#172777 to #172776 - dehumanizer
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(01/28/2015) [-]
SAYS THE KISSLESS VIRGIN
#172778 to #172777 - serhiy
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(01/28/2015) [-]
says the kiss-less virgin
#172780 to #172778 - dehumanizer
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(01/28/2015) [-]
THERE IS LITTERALY NOTHING WRONG WITH BEEING A KISSLESS VIRGIN YOU FAGOT.
#172782 to #172780 - serhiy
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(01/28/2015) [-]
but there is being a hypocrite.
#172786 to #172782 - dehumanizer
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(01/28/2015) [-]
Take a good look at me you cum drinking faggot, I am the future. In a few years you will be just like me .
#172793 to #172786 - serhiy
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(01/28/2015) [-]
no, that will only happen only if I act as pathetically useless as you. I've made progress while your continuing to be the bane of this board.
#172798 to #172793 - dehumanizer
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(01/28/2015) [-]
>i've made progress

shiggy jiggy my friend, its undeniable
#172801 to #172798 - serhiy
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(01/28/2015) [-]
well i'll admit talking to you again is a step back.
#172763 to #172762 - anon
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(01/28/2015) [-]
dehumanizer can you do the meme thing

yo have some dank memes
#172765 to #172763 - dehumanizer
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(01/28/2015) [-]
SHUT UP YOU FAGGOT, SHE DESERVES IT FOR BEEING A NORMALSLIME
#172766 to #172765 - anon
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(01/28/2015) [-]
#172757 to #172751 - fistfireace
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(01/28/2015) [-]
While I have no idea how you can stop receiving letter and packages I'm guessing you can talk to the post office about it? Not sure, though killing yourself, even if it gives you peace, isn't worth it. Especially if you have family/friends that care about you.

Change your phone number, emails, etc. to stop online people harassing you, and try to talk to cops, or like i stated previously, the post office about it. Maybe they can help in someway. Just don't kill yourself.
#172743 to #172741 - dehumanizer
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(01/28/2015) [-]
you fucking deserve it you whore, go and die
#172716 - ifaptoit
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(01/28/2015) [-]
Heylo advice board, I wanted to ask about something and I felt like this was the place to do it.   
I'm a 17 year old in my second semester of college, and I have kind of began to doubt everything I am doing again. Make no mistake, I am very passionate about my major (history education) and what I would do with it, but I also don't know if I should explore other areas that I also would want to explore.    
Most of this started with a few of my friends talking to me at a New Years party after I got a nice short haircut. Some of my guy friends started jokingly saying "Jesus, when did Anon get so fucking sexy" and then it ended up snowballing through out the night with a lot of the girls at the party saying the same things about me as well. Believe me I have the shittiest self esteem I think I could possibly have so I already don't have a high opinion of myself, and I am pretty shy and awkward in general unless with some friends, so I just figured it was them pulling my leg.  But there are plenty of people who seriously recommended me to do some modeling, including one guy who has previously done it giving me a few names and numbers. I have no idea what to actually do for this kind of stuff though. I mean, I would want to try it out once I guess, but I would only want to do this kinda thing for some extra money on the side, not as a full time job.    
Aside from just the modeling though, I wanted to look deeper down another path. I kinda wanted to go into acting, but once again, i'm really unsure on how to get into this now. I've done a bunch of random shit before, and in my high school's TV production class, my group's short films were usually voted up in the top (every period had the chance to vote on any other groups' projects) and the teacher always put me in the "all star" groups when we tried to do competitions (and I think he was the most disappointed when I chose to graduate early and go into history). I've always been kinda self conscious about all this, but I mean, if people genuinely meant even half of what they said about how I look now and how I used to act, I would love to try something in the acting world. I just don't know where to start or how to go about it, seeing as though I am in a whole new city at a university studying something unrelated to acting. I have no friends around here with any connections to that industry. So I dunno   
Just pick and choose whatever you want out of this I guess. I think I lost my point in all this  but if you see something you can comment on, that would be nice.
Heylo advice board, I wanted to ask about something and I felt like this was the place to do it.
I'm a 17 year old in my second semester of college, and I have kind of began to doubt everything I am doing again. Make no mistake, I am very passionate about my major (history education) and what I would do with it, but I also don't know if I should explore other areas that I also would want to explore.
Most of this started with a few of my friends talking to me at a New Years party after I got a nice short haircut. Some of my guy friends started jokingly saying "Jesus, when did Anon get so fucking sexy" and then it ended up snowballing through out the night with a lot of the girls at the party saying the same things about me as well. Believe me I have the shittiest self esteem I think I could possibly have so I already don't have a high opinion of myself, and I am pretty shy and awkward in general unless with some friends, so I just figured it was them pulling my leg. But there are plenty of people who seriously recommended me to do some modeling, including one guy who has previously done it giving me a few names and numbers. I have no idea what to actually do for this kind of stuff though. I mean, I would want to try it out once I guess, but I would only want to do this kinda thing for some extra money on the side, not as a full time job.
Aside from just the modeling though, I wanted to look deeper down another path. I kinda wanted to go into acting, but once again, i'm really unsure on how to get into this now. I've done a bunch of random shit before, and in my high school's TV production class, my group's short films were usually voted up in the top (every period had the chance to vote on any other groups' projects) and the teacher always put me in the "all star" groups when we tried to do competitions (and I think he was the most disappointed when I chose to graduate early and go into history). I've always been kinda self conscious about all this, but I mean, if people genuinely meant even half of what they said about how I look now and how I used to act, I would love to try something in the acting world. I just don't know where to start or how to go about it, seeing as though I am in a whole new city at a university studying something unrelated to acting. I have no friends around here with any connections to that industry. So I dunno
Just pick and choose whatever you want out of this I guess. I think I lost my point in all this but if you see something you can comment on, that would be nice.
#172733 to #172716 - makotoitou
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(01/28/2015) [-]
meeeeeeeeeemes?
#172729 to #172716 - dehumanizer
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(01/28/2015) [-]
>>>/facebook/
#172717 to #172716 - feelythefeel
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(01/28/2015) [-]
If what you're saying is true, you have no reason to feel self conscious. You already sound accomplished, so just do what you think you'll be good at (Or at least what you like doing).
#172704 - feelythefeel
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(01/28/2015) [-]
I'm thinking of becoming a political analyst, or something similar. What would I need for that? A bachelor of arts in political sciences? Economics? Is this even a good idea?
#172715 to #172704 - teoberry
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(01/28/2015) [-]
poly sci is obviously a must. history and economics wouldnt hurt as well, and can broaden job prospects for you
#172707 to #172704 - makotoitou
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(01/28/2015) [-]
you would need to take my order for a McChicken
#172708 to #172707 - feelythefeel
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(01/28/2015) [-]
Do political sciences and economics count as liberal arts? Are they really that bad?
#172709 to #172708 - averagewhitekid
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(01/28/2015) [-]
No, both could get you fine jobs
#172710 to #172709 - feelythefeel
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(01/28/2015) [-]
Which one do I need for political analysis? Both?
#172711 to #172710 - averagewhitekid
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(01/28/2015) [-]
I wanna just say only Poli Sci is necessary, but I don't really know for sure myself mate.
You could always double major or just minor in economics.
#172713 to #172711 - feelythefeel
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(01/28/2015) [-]
Thanks.
#172714 to #172713 - averagewhitekid
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(01/28/2015) [-]
No problem, good luck with your political analyst endeavor
#172712 to #172711 - feelythefeel
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(01/28/2015) [-]
Okay, I think I'll look into the latter.
#172687 - derpityhurr
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(01/28/2015) [-]
Any good books about a character with a mental illness? Just watched A Beautiful Mind and it seems pretty interesting
#172771 to #172687 - ampt ONLINE
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(01/28/2015) [-]
The mysterious incedent of the dog in the nighttime
#172718 to #172687 - dehumanizer
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(01/28/2015) [-]
read elliot rodger's manifesto
#172702 to #172687 - averagewhitekid
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(01/28/2015) [-]
Perks of Being a Wallflower and Gone Girl are the only two I can really think of that are good off the top of my head
#172699 to #172687 - makotoitou
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(01/28/2015) [-]
The Obama book
#172697 to #172687 - supertanto
Reply +1
(01/28/2015) [-]
Supertanto: An autobiography

The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time was alright
#172696 to #172687 - tikitaco
Reply +1
(01/28/2015) [-]
Not sure if this is what you're looking for, but here you go

www.goodreads.com/list/show/19822.Best_Mentally_Ill_Characters
#172694 to #172687 - awesomerninjathing
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(01/28/2015) [-]
google it

like, no sarcasm, google it
#172680 - netninja
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(01/28/2015) [-]
hi....i'm new here. anyone have advice for me? how to follow, who to avoid,?
#172703 to #172680 - braveblue
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(01/28/2015) [-]
If you're talking about advice board then ignore dehumanizer's rants because he hates people that have kissed girls/guys and people that aren't virgins. General Funnyjunk: Just don't associate with trolls and you should be fine, ahh and people hate anime profile pictures I guess. Funnyjunkers love anime secretly though. If you want more answers be specific about your question, the advice board is for mostly anything so if you need some advice/got a question, then this is the right place to post your problem, mostly everyone on here is not a troll so you can expect good answers. Unless you ask a dumb question that can be googled and what not without trouble. So yeah, welcome to Funnyjunk and I severely hope that you aren't a troll, because we have too many.

If you have anymore questions or specific questions about the site then ask a mod or reply back to this post, enjoy your time on Funnyjunk and don't forget: You're here forever.
#172719 to #172703 - dehumanizer
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(01/28/2015) [-]
Suck my cock you smelly normalfag shit. 1v1 I'll wreck your boypussi !
#172705 to #172703 - fistfireace
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(01/28/2015) [-]
>Telling him to avoid the king of the advice board.   
   
 I'm not being serious, in case you're wondering.
>Telling him to avoid the king of the advice board.

I'm not being serious, in case you're wondering.
#172706 to #172705 - braveblue
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(01/28/2015) [-]
He definitely is one of my favorite people on here because he's awesome? Maybe. Yes he is the king.
#172779 to #172721 - braveblue
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(01/28/2015) [-]
#172700 to #172680 - makotoitou
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(01/28/2015) [-]
follow me
set me free
trust me and we will escape from the city
#172695 to #172680 - awesomerninjathing
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(01/28/2015) [-]
>anime profile picture

you've already lost
#172681 to #172680 - kingalaric
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(01/28/2015) [-]
Mascot fags. You'll know em when you see em.
#172679 - kingalaric
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(01/28/2015) [-]
How can I truly make myself passionate about something?
There is not a single god damn thing that I care about enough to dedicate my life too. I feel meaningless.
#172722 to #172679 - dehumanizer
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(01/28/2015) [-]
Save Pepe/Wojak pictures.
#172701 to #172679 - makotoitou
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(01/28/2015) [-]
git gud
#172675 - dancininseptember
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(01/28/2015) [-]
are there any girls on this board that want to share nudes
add me on snapchat
horny4pussyxox
#172677 to #172675 - corps
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#172671 - bionicpanda
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(01/28/2015) [-]
I legit watch this when I don't feel like going to the gym.

It's hilarious but actually somehow motivating. I suggest using it.
#172690 to #172671 - anino
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(01/28/2015) [-]
You probably dont know any other videos like this but this really helped me to continue doing my studies. If you do somehow find more videos like this, please post.
#172656 - ilikethisusername
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(01/28/2015) [-]
want to move out of my house but parents won't let me. i have to move out or else ill go insane. parents don't understand me. my parents think i'm spoiled and won't let me go. how can i convince them to let me go?
#172723 to #172656 - dehumanizer
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(01/28/2015) [-]
from what I've read you really are a spoiled cunt
#172888 to #172723 - ilikethisusername
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(01/29/2015) [-]
shit man...really? how so? smoking, staying outside too much, and drinking? man come on almost everyone does that nowadays. it's how the teenagers live, we have nothing else to do. i try my best to stay on track in school.

but no seriously, when i go outside, i hang out with people who are not even teenagers and they have nothing else to do but smoke, drink, and just chill. i'm not saying that these people drag me into it. i drag myself into it, but i do just to have fun. or else i won't have anything else to do, literally. i'm trying to find something else to do. currently i'm looking for a job so i can distract myself from these things. i even have an interview tomorrow for a very good job. let's just hope i get that job so i can get myself back on to track.
#172661 to #172656 - tarfyki
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(01/28/2015) [-]
Don't. Buy/ rent a place, pack all your stuff, and leave. Tell your parents you are going to do this whether they want you to or not
#172662 to #172661 - ilikethisusername
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(01/28/2015) [-]
true. plus i need to get out of the house because of university. if i stay in this house i'll have to wake up at 4 am and transit and shit. if i move out, i'll have my own car and be closer to my university.

i tried explaining all this but they still believe i'm spoiled. they say if i do leave, i should never think about ever returning, and that shatters my heart. i want to return after 6 years though. i'll be done my studying in 6 years but they wouldn't want me to return/ my mom even told me that if i leave, my parents will never consider me as part of the family....which is really heavy. don't know what to do now.
#172663 to #172662 - tarfyki
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(01/28/2015) [-]
how old are you?
#172665 to #172663 - ilikethisusername
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(01/28/2015) [-]
right now 18. i'm still in high school because i took an extra year (like a victory lap). i wanted better marks in high school so i took an extra year. now i'm moving out to university and it's getting scary and i'm already having some issues with family, personal, and so on. and now this. i really need to move out because it would help me take my mind off of things.

plus i already have a friend who lives alone with his girlfriend. he's asking me to move in with him. i told my dad my but he disagrees.
#172666 to #172665 - tarfyki
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(01/28/2015) [-]
Do they want you to stay because they're clingy? Or do they have actual reasons?
#172667 to #172666 - ilikethisusername
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(01/28/2015) [-]
not really sure man. i've been sleeping over at my friends house lately a lot and my parents are so cool with it. but when i talked about staying at my friends house and leaving this house they immediately responded by saying that i've been spoiled too much and if they let me go i'll become completely bad. i'm doing fine in high school, grades could be better but i don't know how to tell my parents that i have to move out because it be so much better.

i think it's mostly clingy because as soon as i started sleeping over at my friends house too much, my parents noticed i wasn't around the house a lot and i think they started to feel lonely maybe. even though my brothers still there for them. even my brothers barely home these days. i think my parents don't want to family to fall apart or something. but they need to understand i need some time off. some time away from this house because i just can't take it anymore. plus it would help so much with the university and all.

they also said i've been spoiled too much. maybe they are talking about me drinking or smoking outside, i don't' know. i've been going out too much lately (as i mentioned in the paragraph above) and i think that's what's getting them worried.
#172668 to #172667 - tarfyki
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(01/28/2015) [-]
maybe you should try spending a little more time with your parents and explain to them that you are going to leave, and visit often and blah blah blah and keep talking about it until they get used to it
#172669 to #172668 - ilikethisusername
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(01/28/2015) [-]
oh man i wish i could but you don't understand. my dad's one of those type of people who goes like "once i said it, i said it. the decision is done."

my dad's like the godfather of the house man everything happens when he says so. i'm only waiting for my dad's approval.

if i keep bothering him about it he'll snap and get angry really fast. no body wants that. but spending time with the family sounds like a good idea.

i am planning to visit often because i can't live without my parents. maybe i just need to talk to them privately and try my best explaining my problems.
#172670 to #172669 - tarfyki
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(01/28/2015) [-]
spending time with them will definitely help ease their abandonment issues
#172890 to #172670 - ilikethisusername
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(01/29/2015) [-]
thanks man, i will try that. thanks for the help
#172657 to #172656 - makotoitou
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(01/28/2015) [-]
show them Frozen
#172651 - englman ONLINE
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(01/27/2015) [-]
I'm not sure this counts as advice or just asking for information, but I have some questions about the menstrual cycle and ovulation. My girlfriend and I have become more sexually active lately. I wear a condom every time and never finish inside, but we wanted to know about ovulation also to be EXTRA safe, especially in the event of a breakage.

So the menstrual cycle is usually 28-35 days long after the period, ovulation lasts about 12-24hours and occurs anywhere from the 10-16th day after your period.

Now, how fertile is a girl right after her period and leading up to ovulation? And how fertile is a girl AFTER the typical ovulation time-frame has been surpassed and leading up to her period?

Specific questions that would be helpful to have answered:
-How fertile is a girl right before her period?
-How fertile is a girl right after her period?
-How fertile is a girl before and after ovulation?
-Does ovulation "stair-step" at all? Meaning, is she getting progressively MORE fertile up until the point of ovulation, and then afterwards, progressively becoming LESS fertile until the period?
-Am I completely misinformed on anything that I mentioned?
#172724 to #172651 - dehumanizer
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(01/28/2015) [-]
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BROAD!
#172736 to #172724 - englman ONLINE
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(01/28/2015) [-]
I would if I could get some gat dang help!
#172737 to #172736 - dehumanizer
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(01/28/2015) [-]
NO YOU DUMB SHIT, IF YOU HAVE OR HAD SEX AND/ OR A GIRLFRIEND. YOU DO NOT BELONG HERE. GET OUT FAGGOT GET BACK TO FACEBOOK, I HOPE YOU GET CANCER FROM EATING CUNT AND DIE!
#172738 to #172737 - englman ONLINE
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(01/28/2015) [-]
It's never too late to join friend~
It's never too late to join friend~
#172739 to #172738 - dehumanizer
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(01/28/2015) [-]
BUT YOU'RE WRONG YOU STUPID SACK OF SHIT!
#172740 to #172739 - englman ONLINE
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(01/28/2015) [-]
I smell the dirty stank of self-fulfilling prophecy
I smell the dirty stank of self-fulfilling prophecy
#172742 to #172740 - dehumanizer
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(01/28/2015) [-]
I smell a dirty normie.
#172749 to #172742 - englman ONLINE
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(01/28/2015) [-]
What really is normal?
#172761 to #172749 - dehumanizer
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(01/28/2015) [-]
you dont get to post here if you are not a kissless virgin
#172842 to #172761 - englman ONLINE
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#172658 to #172651 - makotoitou
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(01/28/2015) [-]
Just invest in one of these
#172664 to #172658 - englman ONLINE
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(01/28/2015) [-]
I REQUIRE LEGITIMATE ASSISTANCE~!
I REQUIRE LEGITIMATE ASSISTANCE~!
#172644 - anon
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(01/27/2015) [-]
Guise, I need your help to shag this 16 year old girly boy. I hang out with him sometimes and hes touchy as fuck always pressing his ass against my crotch and playfighting. Problem is, I can't tell for sure if he's into dudes or not

Don't wanna straight up ask because Of he says no, I'll look like a faggot and he won't hang out anymore. he's also naturally shy and petite, so it's really hard to tell whether he tries to be flirty, or if it's just his way of teasing and being playful.. what do?

also n-no homo
#172731 to #172644 - gharshi
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(01/28/2015) [-]
suck his dick. if he gets a boner, he's gay
#172725 to #172644 - dehumanizer
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(01/28/2015) [-]
Just be yourself.
#172674 to #172644 - kothaex
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(01/28/2015) [-]
idk i'd just be like
"So are you into dudes"
if he's like
"omg wtf no"
then you're like
"Oh. That sucks then." (or it doesn't lol)
then he'll tell you if he's actually gay or not
#172659 to #172644 - makotoitou
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(01/28/2015) [-]
i wanna say homo/10. got pics though?
#172652 to #172644 - englman ONLINE
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(01/27/2015) [-]
Maybe just "play flirt" back in progressive increments? Then if he says "woah dude, da fuq?" you can say "I guess that was a bit far lol sorry for joking that way bro."
#172643 - vosdiligunt
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(01/27/2015) [-]
Anyone here knows about a girl who just turn 18, and had x blowjobs? Don't want video or some shit.. only an article.
#172639 - ScottP
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(01/27/2015) [-]
My sister is in 3rd grade and is currently failing her classes. She gets frustrated really easily and gives up quickly, but I've seen her do the problems for her exams and it comes pretty quickly to her. I'm not exactly sure if it's a lack of motivation or something, but I'm at a loss. I have no idea how to help her. She's at risk of having to repeat the 3rd grade.
#172726 to #172639 - dehumanizer
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(01/28/2015) [-]
Try to get her motivated in the stuff and tell her its important to study.
Try to get her motivated in the stuff and tell her its important to study.
#172730 to #172726 - vinci
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(01/28/2015) [-]
yeah because he definitely hasn't tried the most simple solution yet
#172732 to #172730 - dehumanizer
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(01/28/2015) [-]
>i have no idea how to help her
#172660 to #172639 - makotoitou
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(01/28/2015) [-]
is it the downs?
#172672 to #172660 - ScottP
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(01/28/2015) [-]
No
#172645 to #172639 - gharshi
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(01/27/2015) [-]
may be ADHD, m8. does she say anything about why she thinks she's doing bad? try to ask her for her opinions. ask her about what she thinks is hindering her, and what she wishes to change. if it's just the fact that she can't focus and gets distracted a lot, then it's most likely ADHD. I used to be like that. Ritalin saved my school life
#172734 to #172645 - ScottP
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She just tells me that when she takes the exams, she always makes little mistakes (for math). For english and social studies, she told me that she always just skimmed the materials right before the tests. I'm not at home most of the time to really coax her into doing her readings on time so I try to call, but even then I can't really make sure.
#172632 - KoeSavant
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Here's some advice: Do what you love. It's very rewarding. Even if you have to go through hell to do it. I just got out of a 6-month penny-pinching era and got a job as an IT/web developer. Now I'll have enough money to pay my debts and then some, and I love this shit. Dont stop just because you're in a hole. The more passionate you are about your craft, the easier it will be to excel at it. And be a part of the community. Shit pays off. Faggots.
#172637 to #172632 - anon
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(01/27/2015) [-]
The real problem is finding something that I like.

All my days go on PC and I don't really know what else to do. None of my hobbies interest me THAT much. Games & TV shows are kinda fun but meh. No Gf and no interest to get one. Hypersensitive to alcohol so partying is not my thing. Only couple friends and I'm introverted anyways. Wat do.
#172727 to #172637 - dehumanizer
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(01/28/2015) [-]
Man all you have to do its BE yourself.

And by that i mean enjoy your lifetime of faliutre and learn to enjoy and live with it.
#172647 to #172637 - gharshi
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(01/27/2015) [-]
are you me? I usually tell myself that there's a reason I choose to be on my computer instead of going out all the time. maybe that's just what I prefer, even if I'm wasting time. guess the hard part is to find a healthy balance between being social irl and being on the internet
#172653 to #172647 - anon
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(01/27/2015) [-]
Might be computer addiction

But there's just not much else that interests me. I do regular workout, and friends > PC if I'm invited somewhere (Because that happens somewhat rarely) but it still sucks not being passionate about anything, so I end up doing useless shit on PC. At least something here (internet friends on steam, FJ etc etc)
#172654 to #172653 - gharshi
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(01/27/2015) [-]
damn I actually had lots of friends and used to be outside all day when I was younger. then I got more and more into being on the computer alone, and I started not answering the phone when my friends called and didn't show up at parties. in the end, everyone left, and here I am on my computer. people still do ask me to hang out sometimes, but I legit find stupid excuses because I feel I never have the energy or will to bother going out.

maybe we should break our computers
#172655 to #172654 - anon
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(01/28/2015) [-]
That's exactly the way how I am. It matches 100%.   
   
I guess taking time off PC would be a great idea or at least limiting it to 2-4hrs a day or something, but I honestly don't know what else would I do when not on PC.. Also as a student who's about to graduate, no money for travelling or anything fancy.   
Planning to get a gym membership soon though so I'd go thrice a week there, that would bring some routine to my life maybe.   
   
You got any future plans or any things that interest you going on..?   
This situation is shitty but haven't found any solutions really..
That's exactly the way how I am. It matches 100%.

I guess taking time off PC would be a great idea or at least limiting it to 2-4hrs a day or something, but I honestly don't know what else would I do when not on PC.. Also as a student who's about to graduate, no money for travelling or anything fancy.
Planning to get a gym membership soon though so I'd go thrice a week there, that would bring some routine to my life maybe.

You got any future plans or any things that interest you going on..?
This situation is shitty but haven't found any solutions really..
#172698 to #172655 - gharshi
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(01/28/2015) [-]
I've been trying to find a job. Should help Forcing me to get some variety in my life. I actually talked to a shrink about this once. He said that the fact that I never have the energy to go out and meet my friends is a former form of isolation that comes from depression.

Didn't think much of it, but I'm starting to think that I might actually be depressed
#172627 - charizarddad
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(01/27/2015) [-]
how should you react when a girl uses a flirty line on you? should you acknowledge it casually or talk more on it or return with a flirty line back or etc. etc.
#172633 to #172627 - twiis
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(01/27/2015) [-]
Flirt back! Don't come on too strong but I'm presuming you want to get somewhere with this woman
#172634 to #172633 - charizarddad
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>implying i have any interaction with women
its a hypothetical
#172635 to #172634 - twiis
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O.
Well, i'd say it depends on the circumstances. You would have to judge the moment yourself, hypothetically speaking. ;)
#172630 to #172627 - ajrin
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(01/27/2015) [-]
hit and run
#172629 to #172627 - tarfyki
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return with a casually flirty line
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#172616 - niimajneb ONLINE
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Guys help I'm gonna go on a "date/friendly outing" with a girl I met online soon and I have no idea what to do. Never had a girlfriend, never been a date, I'm awkward/shy when first meeting people (she is too) and we're going to London. We decided it'd be best to treat it like a friendly outing rather than a date, but I have noooo idea what to do in London.
#172646 to #172616 - gharshi
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(01/27/2015) [-]
pro tip; end each sentence with a question.

just generally try to show interest in her. that's why you're going, right? to get to know each other. the first dates are the most fun, because that's when you really get to know the person. try to be playful and keep it light, and you're good m8
#172648 to #172646 - niimajneb ONLINE
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(01/27/2015) [-]
We already know each other pretty well. We've been talking a lot. The only problem is we don't really have a lot to talk about. We don't seem to have a lot of common interests but we just connect so well because we're two extremely similar people.
#172650 to #172648 - gharshi
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I would try not to make the conversation the focus of the "date". try to do some activity that is fun, and make the talking part be a secondary part that you do as you go along, rather than sitting across each other at a dining table and interrogating each other. London had dozens of tourist attractions. ask her to show you around
#172619 to #172616 - kaiizel
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(01/27/2015) [-]
Hm, you should have really planned this better. Fake confidence, sounds dumb but it works. Just keep talking, even if it's ramblings nothing is worse than awkward silence. Ask her questions, talk about inside jokes or things you both have in common.
#172620 to #172619 - niimajneb ONLINE
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(01/27/2015) [-]
My apologies, I worded it poorly. I'm not going today, she's currently ill, but once she's better I'm going to go down to London. We already know quite a bit about each other and we're very similar in personality and past. We get along fine I just need to know what to do in London with a friend.
#172621 to #172620 - kaiizel
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(01/27/2015) [-]
Oh that's fine then, google what to do in London. You can go to the cinema, the theatre, museums, see the sites, shop, pretty much anythng. Ask what she wants to do? I bet she'd like to go to a nice bar or restaurant. Be careful though London is hella pricey.
#172622 to #172621 - niimajneb ONLINE
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I asked and she said she didn't know. Like I said, not a date, friendly outing. We're both only 18 and a fairly well reserved type of people. I was thinking maybe having lunch with her and then decide what to do from there. Or let her decide, because she knows a little bit more about London than I do.
#172623 to #172622 - kaiizel
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(01/27/2015) [-]
You guys can still do all that stuff and it not be a date, depends how comfortable you are with eachother.
#172624 to #172623 - niimajneb ONLINE
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(01/27/2015) [-]
Well it might be a bit weird to say but personality wise we're sort of the exact same person. She seems pretty comfortable with me and I'm comfortable with her, all that's left to do is see how it goes.
#172625 to #172624 - kaiizel
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(01/27/2015) [-]
Theeeen make up your mind bro, I just gave you a shit tonne of options. Good luck.
#172626 to #172625 - niimajneb ONLINE
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(01/27/2015) [-]
I know, and I appreciate the help. Thanks.
#172607 - FunnyJunkTerrorist ONLINE
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(01/27/2015) [-]
I have a app in development and recently my app dev disappeared oddly and I lost all contact with him. The way I found him was though a friend and he doesn't talk to him anymore and just today I think he blocked me and I have 0 contact with him but the problem is that he has the alpha version of the app and it has been due for a while so I decided to leave him and continue without him and I am right now trying to fine a new dev and I don't know how to find another one. I am only a community college student and there is no one with experience in coding and the only thing to offer is equity in the company.
#172804 to #172607 - laky
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(01/28/2015) [-]
Google "how to track people online." It's actually pretty easy. You could probably get his facebook and maybe even his phone or house address. Track that fucker down and then demand your app
#172947 to #172804 - FunnyJunkTerrorist ONLINE
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(01/29/2015) [-]
if i see him post he app ill file a lawsuit but currently i found a new dev
#172610 to #172607 - choobe
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(01/27/2015) [-]
What do you do? If you do anything constructive, then try an app-programming forum or something. Some companies could probably do it, but if you're the guy who says "it would be cool if..." while the programmer does everything else, then expect having to pay.
#172611 to #172610 - FunnyJunkTerrorist ONLINE
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(01/27/2015) [-]
ok
#172593 - tikitaco
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(01/27/2015) [-]
How's /advice/ doing tonight?
#172673 to #172593 - enjoigiggity
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(01/28/2015) [-]
Doing pretty damn well, thanks for asking friend. How are you doing?
#172683 to #172673 - tikitaco
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(01/28/2015) [-]
Doing awesome thanks, bummed about having to get up super early during the weeks for work though.
#172735 to #172683 - enjoigiggity
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(01/28/2015) [-]
I know the feeling, there's not much worse than that. Where do you work?
#172758 to #172735 - tikitaco
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(01/28/2015) [-]
Doing some construction with my dad trying to raise money for school. Looking to get another job though.
#172609 to #172593 - girrafalopegis
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(01/27/2015) [-]
Pretty well man, pretty well. Nothing emotional is taking its toll on me and I have a roof over my head, nothing to complain about. How about yourself?
Pretty well man, pretty well. Nothing emotional is taking its toll on me and I have a roof over my head, nothing to complain about. How about yourself?
#172640 to #172609 - tikitaco
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(01/27/2015) [-]
Oh boy, I fell asleep so I couldn't reply to you sorry mate I can't tell you how I'm doing tonight because it isn't night yet
#172649 to #172640 - girrafalopegis
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(01/27/2015) [-]
Get back to me broseph
#172682 to #172649 - tikitaco
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(01/28/2015) [-]
It's night now and well... I'm ok
#172684 to #172682 - girrafalopegis
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(01/28/2015) [-]
Why just ok m8? Cheer up
#172685 to #172684 - tikitaco
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(01/28/2015) [-]
Jesus christ how adorable.
Jesus christ how adorable.
#172686 to #172685 - girrafalopegis
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(01/28/2015) [-]
Turn that frown upside down with my collection of both sfw and nsfw webms haha
#172688 to #172686 - tikitaco
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(01/28/2015) [-]
Oh man, that's dank. My night still isn't legendary though
#172689 to #172688 - girrafalopegis
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(01/28/2015) [-]
What makes your night legendary?
#172691 to #172689 - tikitaco
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(01/28/2015) [-]
Making friends!
#172692 to #172691 - girrafalopegis
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(01/28/2015) [-]
Well, go out there with this attitude and you should have no problem.
#172693 to #172692 - tikitaco
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(01/28/2015) [-]
I never saw that Drake and Josh episode
#172571 - anon
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(01/27/2015) [-]
You guy's advice would work but I never follow through with it because I feel like if I tried it she'd think I'm weird as fuck or not hear me or ignore me.
#172590 to #172571 - tikitaco
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(01/27/2015) [-]
The girl you're trying to impress sounds like a bitch. Juss sayin anon.
#172574 to #172571 - whysoseriouss
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(01/27/2015) [-]
Tell me your situation, I'll give you some real advice.
#172594 to #172574 - anon
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(01/27/2015) [-]
Like girl
Have her in one class
She sits on other side
Never talk to he but think she cute
Want to talk to her so I ask here how to do
Bitch out before doing it
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(01/27/2015) [-]
Bro you can't sit around and worry about it.

The way shit goes in school; you see a girl and want to talk to her.

You can either:

1. Go and talk to her, upfront. Which depending on situation, (honestly, your looks, how you present yourself) could result in her either liking you back, or knowing you like her and thinking you're odd.

2. Figure out a situation where you can engage her in conversation naturally. Like the first moment you're able to speak without awkardness.. This is your money shot. Make that first impression good, make her like your personality, enjoy your company. Want to be around you. Even if it's not romantically at first, you gotta be interesting. Intriguing.

If that #2 works, it brings it into another stage. You can't wander your thoughts too much, don't complicate it. Just become friends, acquaintances. You gotta initiate some kind of relationship.