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#173833 - anon
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(02/05/2015) [-]
The only thing i like about life is the fact that it ends.
The only thing i like about life is the fact that it ends.
#174038 to #173833 - bluzzerstream
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(02/07/2015) [-]
Where is that from? It looks neatly animated and god, those colors
#173843 to #173833 - sugoi
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(02/06/2015) [-]
Well in life you have a lot of things that end.
Like TV shows
Or games
Or books
Or money
So really you should love life since it has so many things that end.
#173831 - anon
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(02/05/2015) [-]
I think I'm gonna have to join the army to pay for my college( I know that kinda sounds assholeish but its true)
I'm thinking of going into the national gaurd so I can still maintain another job while doing the military part? Would this work?
#173829 - pistro
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(02/05/2015) [-]
Guys, do you know a good website where can I improve my English pronunciation? I'm pretty bad at it
I'm in Erasmus, and people say that sometimes they can't understand if I talk in English or in Italian
fuck
#173834 to #173829 - choobe
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(02/05/2015) [-]
Sorry, this is an English website, it would probably help if you didn't speak Italian.

Here's a google link, I don't have any spesifics, sorry: www.google.no/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=english%20pronunciation%20online
#173836 to #173834 - pistro
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(02/05/2015) [-]
Don't worry, my comprehension of the English it's pretty good (otherwise I wouldn't be able to follow the English lessons that I'm doing for this semester).   
Thanks alot mate
Don't worry, my comprehension of the English it's pretty good (otherwise I wouldn't be able to follow the English lessons that I'm doing for this semester).
Thanks alot mate
#173828 - thatsnumberwang ONLINE
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(02/05/2015) [-]
tpb has melted and i can't access kickass torrents.. hlep.. hlep me
#173830 to #173828 - icefried
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(02/05/2015) [-]
Melted? It's fine. Go check
You need to login to view this link
#173842 to #173830 - thatsnumberwang ONLINE
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(02/06/2015) [-]
black magic
black magic
#173826 - hoponthefeelstrain
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(02/05/2015) [-]
it's 27 degrees outside (Fahrenheit) with wind chill making it 16, should I go to the gym still?
#173832 to #173826 - anon
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(02/05/2015) [-]
There's people jogging outside so yes you should be fine inside a heated gym
#173835 to #173832 - hoponthefeelstrain
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(02/05/2015) [-]
it's like a 7 min walk to the gym tho. I'll be sad. But I've decided to go.
#173817 - GothicChi
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(02/05/2015) [-]
I have 7 days of colored texted, and i was wondering how do i use it?   
Please and thanks
I have 7 days of colored texted, and i was wondering how do i use it?
Please and thanks
#173820 to #173817 - fistfireace
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(02/05/2015) [-]
Go to your profile, under items, there should be a colored text item. Click it and click apply. Although, apparently there was an issue where the apply button didn't show so in case it doesn't, just do what this dude said.

funnyjunk.com/report_bugs/3276#3276
#173822 to #173820 - GothicChi
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(02/05/2015) [-]
It worked, thanks
#173823 to #173822 - fistfireace
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(02/05/2015) [-]
No problem.
#173821 to #173820 - GothicChi
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(02/05/2015) [-]
Err testing
#173807 - mcpimpin
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(02/05/2015) [-]
I sick with a 102 degree fever at home. My eyes and head hurt. What do?
#173855 to #173807 - pixmantle
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#173818 to #173807 - GothicChi
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(02/05/2015) [-]
A really really hot shower will do your body well
#173814 to #173807 - marinepenguin
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(02/05/2015) [-]
Hot shower, then sleep.
#173808 to #173807 - laky
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(02/05/2015) [-]
have a really hot shower. you'll sweat it out
#173806 - epicextreme
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(02/05/2015) [-]
im going to a fancy dress party on saturday (UK) and im going as a marshall from the western era
i have a replica revolver (no firing pin, barrel is solid) it still has a working action but i want to know if i were to carry this on me during the party and walking to and from home and the police happen to see me, will i be in deep shit? is it illegal even if its a replica and its a revolver?
#173809 to #173806 - laky
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(02/05/2015) [-]
whether it's legal is debatable, but the best thing to is not to flaunt it. just keep it in a pocket or bag when you're out in public. also if you look like a historical figure nobody will give a shit anyways
#173800 - drewthebrave
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(02/05/2015) [-]
Anyone want to get into stocks and play some online games?


[url deleted]



Come play stocks, and get/give advice? see who is the best investor on funnyjunk, crowdsource him, make millions idk, what do we wanna try and do here. lol
#173824 to #173800 - paintskillz
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(02/05/2015) [-]
That might be interesting, I'm up 20% since January 1st with my last few trades being in VIPS, BITA and OPK. Who else plays the market on here?
#174500 to #173824 - drewthebrave
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(02/12/2015) [-]
I'm up 8% in the past week with my Pfizer stock still gonna rise like 10% more, and I made 5% on my tesla stock and sold it before it dipped down again here recent.
#174543 to #174500 - paintskillz
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(02/12/2015) [-]
Thats pretty good man, I've been in CRIS this past week and its been going through the roof, I'd say to check it out but be wary of investing because its risen very fast in a very short amount of time
#174568 to #174543 - drewthebrave
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(02/12/2015) [-]
no offensive but if its already gaining a bunch for you its probably not gonna get me much to get in on it this late. I wont invest in anything you say, but its nice look it all up to see what has worked for other people and add to my experiences.
#174575 to #174568 - paintskillz
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(02/12/2015) [-]
Exactly man, do everything on your own if you want to succeed. Never listen to what the news or articles say about a stock because they have their own agendas. I dont know about you but my father is the one who got me interested in the market because he plays it and his stock broker actually goes to him for advice so hes the only person aside from myself that I take seriously when I need advice
#173850 to #173824 - drewthebrave
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(02/06/2015) [-]
That's awesome! I just started getting into stocks around october last year. I'm just doing virtual online stocks now, you know playing in the sandbox. How long have you been playing ?
#173878 to #173850 - paintskillz
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(02/06/2015) [-]
I started in simulators after reading a few books on the market not that get rich quick bs but books on getting started in the stock market and then once I felt comfortable I started playing. I personally use optionshouse/trademonster because they have the lowest commission at around $5 as compared to the $10+ everywhere else and for the same benefits. I've only been in the market for a year or so but I'm able to make such large gains because I invest in volatile stocks and only for a very short term.
#173885 to #173878 - compared ONLINE
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(02/06/2015) [-]
Thanks for using a comparison, friend.
#173804 to #173800 - advice
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(02/05/2015) [-]
Here's some advice, look towards getting oil bonds near mid-spring, as that should be about when ISIS and shit hits full-kilter, driving up the price of oil as fields are destroyed due to combat.
#173849 to #173804 - drewthebrave
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(02/06/2015) [-]
there's like a thousand other tales for oil prices going up. I live in oklahoma were we have a great balance of natural gas and close oil rigs so we get effected by the stuff pretty rapidly, but not crippling because of the natural gas offsets... I've been following oil stocks really well recently, all my stocks are up, and i've made a total about 2.5% in the past two days each day! I'm excited to see them grow.



The BIGGEST thing in oil prices, is gonna be OPEC. When they meet up in november again i bet they are gonna jack up the price of oil but cutting production. They'll have done their damage to russia, the usa, and other counties. but mainly russia got fucked by them lol. aspbergers putin boohoo....



Make sure you get your oil stocks, natural gas stocks, energy stocks, bought early before November.

Make sure you sell your airline, transportation, and companies who use gas in their business a bunch before november.
#173801 to #173800 - drewthebrave
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(02/05/2015) [-]
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#173802 to #173801 - drewthebrave
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(02/05/2015) [-]
www.

marketwatch

.com/game/realistic-starting-money
#173851 to #173802 - drewthebrave
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(02/06/2015) [-]
I just figured out that $100 brokers fees is outrageous, so i made a new one with only 5k starting money, and $10 broker fees.



http://www.

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/game/5k-startingmoney
#173798 - gabemczombie
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(02/05/2015) [-]
Since i don't quite know where else to turn, is anyone here somewhat knowledgeable in photoshop?
#173792 - loomiss
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(02/05/2015) [-]
Which degree has better job security/outlook and better pay
Computer science
Electrical Engineering

Should I double major, is it really super hard?
What type of job in computer science has best pay?
#173810 to #173792 - laky
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(02/05/2015) [-]
My dad did electrical engineering and ended up in compsci. It really doesn't matter what degree you get, but rather what you do with it afterwords
#173805 to #173792 - anon
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(02/05/2015) [-]
Double majoring can be difficult if you do it the wrong way, but there are a lot of different factors that go into the major that can make it difficult.

First and foremost what you should do is look at your colleges required classes for both majors. What do they add up to? How many hours are there? The answer may decide for you. Some majors can have as little as 10 hours depending on what it is and what school you are going too, but for those majors this is probably not the case.

So lets assume that you need 120 hours to graduate as this is unfortunately typical compared to the 80 or so hours needed 30 years ago, but I digress.

60 of those hours are worthless gen eds. The other 60 are classes related to your field. Those 60 hours of gen eds are worthless and have no need being taken at a major university where they are designed to try to make you fail. Find a local community college in the area where the university you are attending is and take the gen eds there or at another community college. The cost is around 1/15th-1/20th of a normal university.

Now, you can take 21 hours at a community college and work. The classes aren't amazingly hard, but 18 should be a fine average. You should definitely work in an area of your future field. Anything related to computers will do with you as you will need job experience.

Now you have those 60 hours of gen eds and your associates (maybe, not required) you can go after your majors. Your experience at the community college will probably decide what you want to do for you. Now, hopefully you didn't blow all your money from working, this and student loans should get you out of college with small amounts of debt. Double majoring should probably take you around 2-3 years following the community college.

Double majoring isn't hard if you do it right, but with those two majors its really not practical. I would just pick whichever one you're best at and go from there. Talking to an advisor might help your decision making, but you need to remember that advisors are not there to help you, they are there to make the college money. So always double check every bit of information they give you and get everything in writing.
#173827 to #173805 - loomiss
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(02/05/2015) [-]
Thanks based anon
#173793 to #173792 - dudeheit
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(02/05/2015) [-]
I think that computer science will just become more and more important but I know noone who studied that, but a good friend of mine studied Electrical Engineering.
From what I've heard it's fucking hard but it is also interesting and there are many fields where it can be applicated. Right now he is making experiments on a little chip which stabilisise moving objects, e.g. your hand for people with parkinson or surgeons, so a medical perspective, but he could also work for the car industry he told me.
Probably both fields are safe to work in related to security and pay.
#173788 - anon
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(02/05/2015) [-]
So what do you take when a girl you're talking to sends you messages like this?
"gooooddniighhhht" Is she hitting on me, or should I forget about it? She does that with a lot of words, but usually at the beginning and end of a conversation.
#173795 to #173788 - dudeheit
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(02/05/2015) [-]
Probably you are over-analysing, but it sure is a sign that she likes you.
#173789 to #173788 - dehumanizer
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(02/05/2015) [-]
she thinks you are sevirely autistic
#173773 - gmanofwonder
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(02/05/2015) [-]
Funnyjunk users, I need to say goodbye for now.

I'm not going to say anything but that this place has been the coolest site I've ever been on. You've all been so extremely kind and caring. It's time for me to detach and become what I'm going to become. I hope in the years to come you all will still be on here. I know it won't mean much, but I'll reply back to this comment when I feel I'm on my way. Perhaps I'll update on how it's going.

Anyways.. thank you all.
#173790 to #173773 - dehumanizer
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(02/05/2015) [-]
>this place
>cool

#173771 - sineztro
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(02/05/2015) [-]
Hey can anyone dig up some dirt on the 42nd Calvary in Illinois during the civil war?
#173760 - anon
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(02/05/2015) [-]
thought i loved a girl, turned out i didnt, but shes still pretty invested in me. then there was the other girl who i dated before her who asked me to the dance, i said yes only because there was no way out of that situation(it was being recorded). all while the girl i actually like is there, but im not able to do shit with so much baggage. what do i do for valentines day
#173761 to #173760 - swiggityswooty
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(02/05/2015) [-]
this me
#173774 to #173761 - dehumanizer
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(02/05/2015) [-]
commit suicide
#173775 to #173774 - swiggityswooty
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(02/05/2015) [-]
i tried, built up too much of a tolerance to drugs
#173776 to #173775 - dehumanizer
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(02/05/2015) [-]
not with drugs you idiot, tie a knot to your neck
#173777 to #173776 - swiggityswooty
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(02/05/2015) [-]
3pussie5that
#173781 to #173777 - dehumanizer
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(02/05/2015) [-]
I dont give a shit you have prooved you dont deservet to live.And there is no such thing as resistance to drugs.
#173784 to #173781 - swiggityswooty
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(02/05/2015) [-]
lol i just now get your theme name, bravo nigga
#173786 to #173784 - dehumanizer
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(02/05/2015) [-]
no listen you faggot here are the reasons you must kill yourself

>thinking im a theme account
>having girls ask you out
>agreeing to said date because you were beeing recorded, so fuckign what give her a hook in the nose
>not beeing a kissless virgin
>having dated
>acknowledgin the existance of valentines day
>dating race traitors instead of killing them on site
>posting on my broad
#173766 to #173761 - hirollin
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(02/05/2015) [-]
ok ok ok

This is what you do. You invite both of the girls to the dance without them knowing. Meanwhile you try to convince them that you are both on the date and dance with them, get them punch, talk about feelings and stuff, and then take them both to bang town.

Trust me, this will work perfectly.
#173770 to #173766 - swiggityswooty
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(02/05/2015) [-]
lol pretty sure both are virgins, at least their pussies, the ex sucked a niggas dick lol.
#173779 to #173770 - hirollin
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(02/05/2015) [-]
Go for the one that didn't suck dick then.
This is an easy choice my friend.
#173782 to #173779 - swiggityswooty
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(02/05/2015) [-]
but i want neither of them
#173785 to #173782 - hirollin
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(02/05/2015) [-]
you said you liked one. make up your mind.
#173799 to #173785 - swiggityswooty
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(02/05/2015) [-]
im going for the third one now bro thanks
#173759 - nameihavetochoose
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(02/05/2015) [-]
Does anyone know some good torrent sites? I hear the new piratebays are being monitored by the FBI, so I just wanted to be sure.
#173825 to #173759 - paintskillz
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(02/05/2015) [-]
piratebay is fine as long as you arent downloading cp or uploading things. fbi isnt going around and arresting regular people who download a movie every now and then
#173811 to #173759 - nonbenderinlife
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(02/05/2015) [-]
kickass.so is pretty good
#173758 - anon
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(02/05/2015) [-]
I need math help.
It is logarithms
I need to solve the logarithmic equation, reject any value of x that is not in the domain of the original logarithmic expressions, give exact answer. Then if needed use a calculator to obtain decimal approximation.
Here it the one I am stuck on.

log base 2 (4x + 1) = 5
Absolutely no idea how to go about this. Any tips or help it all is greatly appreciated, thanks!
#173837 to #173758 - thedudeistheman
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(02/06/2015) [-]
I believe the other guy is right, but I think this way might be a bit easier to follow:

log base 2 (4x + 1) = 5

This means that 2^5 = 4x + 1

From there, do some simple math to solve for x.

32 = 4x + 1
31 = 4x
31/4 = x

Just like the other guy said, but I think making every a log might make it a bit harder to follow until you get the idea of logs down. This might help for future reference:

log base a (c) = b
a^b = c
#173838 to #173837 - thedudeistheman
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(02/06/2015) [-]
making everything*
#173803 to #173758 - ephialtes
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(02/05/2015) [-]
I haven't done logs for a while but I think I have a good idea:
make everything a log:
5 = logbase2 to the 2^5
log2(4x+1) = log24x + log21
since the logs are the same they cancel
4x +1 = 2^5
2^5 = 32

therefore 4x + 1 = 32
4x = 31
x = 31/4 or 7.75
hope it helps
#173756 - lostminder
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(02/05/2015) [-]
hey guys i feel like shit, i've never been loved. can you guys help me cheer up? i'm starting to lose it
#173778 to #173756 - dehumanizer
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(02/05/2015) [-]
>love

fuck you normalfag, there is absolutely NO SUCH THING
#173780 to #173778 - lostminder
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(02/05/2015) [-]
haha ok
#173762 to #173756 - swiggityswooty
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(02/05/2015) [-]
lonelyness may feel like hell, but believe me, bad relationships are way worse. its basically how you feel right now without the freedom to pursue your options, as well as the fear of potentially having most aspects of your life crumble. women man
#173783 to #173762 - dehumanizer
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(02/05/2015) [-]
>this is litteraly how normies belive the world runs
>this is litteraly how normies belive the world runs
#173763 to #173762 - lostminder
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(02/05/2015) [-]
the greeks were right all along XD
#173764 to #173763 - swiggityswooty
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(02/05/2015) [-]
preach
#173754 - theworstlurker
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(02/05/2015) [-]
Hay guise. Long time lurker, first time poster. I've run into an issue with my ex that I could really use some advice on. First up, some history. This goes all the way back to high school, in the late 90's. I dated this girl, and all seemed well. We were dumb kids, doing dumb kid things. You know how it goes. However, she decided that she could do better a couple of times. When those "relationships" failed, she came back to me. Being a dumb kid, I couldn't see that I was little more than a safety net for her.

And then she met the landwhale douchenozzle. And who did she call to complain about him yelling at her and berating her time and time again? Yup, you guessed it. Dumb kid me. However, I did smarten up enough to see that she wasn't going to be leaving him anytime soon. So I began the process of getting her out of my life in a peaceful and amicable way.

Yeah... that didn't work.

So she attempted to hook me up with a friend of hers. While on the date, the friend informed me that she wasn't looking for a boyfriend. Looking back on it now, it was a pretty piss poor lie intended to spare my feelings. She failed. Being a dumb kid, I got pissed. Like really pissed. And so I blamed my ex. And so I called her and we had an argument. And by argument I mean that I yelled at her very loudly over the phone. Looking back, I shouldn't have done that, but hindsight is 20/20. After that, we did not talk for a long time. I was glad to be rid of her.

Fast forward a year or so, and I get a call. She tells me that she was arrested for fraud. She was apparently working on commission at an electronics store and fudging the numbers to get a larger commission on her sales. They took her out in handcuffs. I don't think she spent much time inside. Douchenozzle must have bailed her out. Once again, there was a long period of no communication. Bliss.

There were a few other attempts from her to communicate with me. They never panned out, thankfully.

This brings us to this week. My dad told me that he got some strange messages on Facebook from her. She said that she was sorry for what douchnozzle had done to me and our family and that she is divorcing him. This confused us because he had done nothing to us at all. So more out of curiosity than anything else, I gave my dad the OK to tell her to text me. And so she did just that, this afternoon. Here's what went down.

They got married sometime in '06, and have had a daughter together. He never stopped being a douche and continued his psychological warfare. I don't think he ever hit her, or if he did, she's keeping it to herself. They went to counseling and the counselor sided with her. Somehow he has her daughter in his custody, which is a mistake because that guy is an ass. She wants her daughter back with her, which, in this case, I'm with her. No child should be raised by that guy. Ever.

So I had to press her a bit for what the hell she was talking about with my dad. But she finally did tell me. Apparently, back in '06 he apparently told her that after our (my) loud phone conversation after that failed date, he got his buddies and came to my house and beat up both me and my older brother in front of my father. This, of course, never happened. My brother is a black belt in tae qwon do, and there is a cop living across the street from us. He would have been in prison and sued had that happened. So he lied there, which I believe he would do. What I don't believe is when she told me that he wouldn't let her follow up on his lie. But that's just me.

So here's where I need the advice. I have no intention of having any further relationship with this woman. I really don't relish having to raise another guy's kid. Part of me wants to be as cold as possible and tell her off once and for all. But the other half wants to let her down easy. What do?
#173767 to #173754 - advice
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(02/05/2015) [-]
do NOT lay her down easy, she needs a wake-up call,
#173797 to #173767 - theworstlurker
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(02/05/2015) [-]
Appreciate the response. Thumb for you.
#173765 to #173754 - swiggityswooty
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(02/05/2015) [-]
i would also like advice on how to break up easily
#173768 to #173765 - advice
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(02/05/2015) [-]
your situation is likely different from this one, please elaborate
#173769 to #173768 - swiggityswooty
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(02/05/2015) [-]
girl i thought i was in love with, its been a few months now, valentines day rolling around, dont have the heart to tell her i dont feel the spark anymore, met her parents already, have been trying to ignore her so she gets bored of me, on top of an ex girlfriend who just doesnt seem to stop trying to use me as a back up, while im trying to pursue this other girl/girls, which i cant do if they think im cheating.
#173772 to #173769 - advice
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(02/05/2015) [-]
you gotta drop her a full 5 days before valentine's day, any closer and it's just HORRIBLE taste and will ruin the holiday for her forever. also just total ignore the second chick while pursuing others, don't give second chick an opening to fuck up your chances
#173752 - adrilazzaro
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(02/05/2015) [-]
www.battleforthenet.com/
how serious is this threat?
Is this actually likely to pass?
I'm kind of scared and i'd really like some answers from anybody who knows what they're talking about.