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User avatar #108061 to #108060 - lotengo (12/20/2013) [-]
it works for me www.funnyjunk.com/nsfw/
If the link doesnt work just go to a porn site. FJ NSFW is just a warmup for me anyway
#108049 - anon (12/20/2013) [-]
Hi /advice/. I have back/chest acne and I'm not really sure how to deal with it. Do you guys know any remedies that seem to work fairly well?
User avatar #108102 to #108049 - xxiixx (12/21/2013) [-]
If its bad enough go to a dermatologist and go on accutane. The stuff is brutal, but it'll have you nice and cleared up in 6 months tops.
User avatar #108062 to #108049 - innocentillusions (12/20/2013) [-]
You need to login to view this link get the one with tea tree oil and dead sea salt, it has saved my life from acne.
User avatar #108054 to #108049 - delphine (12/20/2013) [-]
shower regularly, and don't let the skin get too dried out. use either coconut oil or a good lotion after you shower.
User avatar #108051 to #108049 - wydell (12/20/2013) [-]
yeah I'm thinking it's puberty I've had bacne alot over the years, it's declining now that I'm 18 and showering does help
User avatar #108050 to #108049 - hawaiianhappysauce (12/20/2013) [-]
Shower twice a day helps. A lot of it might be just puberty though. I had that issue but once I hit 19 I didn't have it any more.
User avatar #108047 - infamoustrapper (12/20/2013) [-]
how do i be funny
#108037 - smashingkills (12/20/2013) [-]
Is anyone here decent at Photoshop and could give me some tips at making better thumbnails for Youtube? I've learned most of what I know (Which isn't much) from Youtube videos.

I'll be posting some of my thumbnails that I use.

This is my most recent one, haven't started an actual series of it yet.
User avatar #108042 to #108037 - advicedude (12/20/2013) [-]
Bigger text
mini description or title of episode
#108038 to #108037 - smashingkills (12/20/2013) [-]
San Andreas thumbnail.
#108039 to #108038 - smashingkills (12/20/2013) [-]
Tale of Two Wastelands thumbnail (One of my better ones in my opinion)
#108040 to #108039 - smashingkills (12/20/2013) [-]
And the last one Skyrim thumbnail.
User avatar #108024 - harbingerwolf (12/20/2013) [-]
Is the princess and the frog worth watching?
Got a lovefilm trial and im finding the library pretty naff, seen most of it. Watched Rio and Brother Bear 2 which were both amazing, is PATF worth it or is it just aimed at kids?
User avatar #108030 to #108024 - ScottP ONLINE (12/20/2013) [-]
Some of the songs were pretty good
#108022 - anon (12/20/2013) [-]
>Send friend request to girl on facebook
>She has 2800-odd friends and 64 mutual friends
>Get a message back, "do i know you? " despite seeing she's accepted about 30 friend requests

Surely she doesn't know nearly 3000 people, right?
#108063 to #108022 - anon (12/20/2013) [-]
She may not know 3000 people but I'm guessing 3000 guys know her if you catch my drift.
User avatar #108043 to #108022 - advicedude (12/20/2013) [-]
I'd just say

"Not yet "
User avatar #108048 to #108043 - infamoustrapper (12/20/2013) [-]
smiley faces r gey
User avatar #108121 to #108048 - advicedude (12/21/2013) [-]
bitches love smiley faces
User avatar #108036 to #108022 - awesomerninjathing (12/20/2013) [-]
if you don't know her, why are you adding her?
User avatar #108031 to #108022 - ScottP ONLINE (12/20/2013) [-]
#108029 to #108022 - tiredofannon (12/20/2013) [-]
Means your ugly.
#108019 - cryoticshell (12/20/2013) [-]
Alright, so I'm getting a ball python, and I have everything set up in the tank except a humidity gauge (will take care of that after this issue), but the temperature of the tank is 10 degrees too low. People and reading online has told me that you can't use a direct light source, like a heat lamp. Even if I used a direct light source, the temperature didn't change hardly at all. Can someone help me?
Alright, so I'm getting a ball python, and I have everything set up in the tank except a humidity gauge (will take care of that after this issue), but the temperature of the tank is 10 degrees too low. People and reading online has told me that you can't use a direct light source, like a heat lamp. Even if I used a direct light source, the temperature didn't change hardly at all. Can someone help me?
User avatar #108106 to #108019 - elitefourcaitlin (12/21/2013) [-]
I use heat lamps for my snake and he does just fine. Just make sure theres an area without the lamp on it so he has a place to cool down if he wants
User avatar #108023 to #108019 - harbingerwolf (12/20/2013) [-]
Do you know about heat mats?
Might be worth signing up or just browsing here.

You need to login to view this link
User avatar #108025 to #108023 - cryoticshell (12/20/2013) [-]
Damn, forgot to mention it. I have one mounted on the side, that's what it told me to do.
User avatar #108026 to #108025 - harbingerwolf (12/20/2013) [-]
Do you leave in just a cold area?
I dont know that much about snakes but i though the heat mat was supposed to be underneath but only on one side so they have a hot and cold area. You could try a better heatmat maybe.
User avatar #108027 to #108026 - cryoticshell (12/20/2013) [-]
The tank itself is somewhat close to the only vent in my room, so it should be just over 70-75, but the side with the heat pad is actually just below 70, and the side without it is right at 70. It's confusing as hell....
#108018 - faroeseguy (12/20/2013) [-]
So last night was my first time having sex. However, I did not come. Am I still a virgin?

Also, why couldn't I come? We did it for atleast an hour...
User avatar #108119 to #108018 - loveyameanish (12/21/2013) [-]
Oh or if you were drunk.
User avatar #108118 to #108018 - loveyameanish (12/21/2013) [-]
No, you're not still a virgin.

There are a few possible reasons why you didn't finish.
-being overly nervous
-fapping beforehand
-meds for anxiety and depression
-you fap way too much and you've desensitised yourself
-if you used condoms (some people can't finish at all with regular condoms, if you have this problem, don't just not wear them, there are featherlites and shit for that very reason
-you're gay
User avatar #108032 to #108018 - ScottP ONLINE (12/20/2013) [-]
The only time I did it, I put it in twice and I pull out because I didn't feel ready. I suppose I'm no longer a virgin as well.
User avatar #108028 to #108018 - soupkittenagain ONLINE (12/20/2013) [-]
Maybe you're built for battles of attrition. Keep fighting the good fight.
#108021 to #108018 - tiredofannon (12/20/2013) [-]
No, you're still not a virgin not that it would matter either way. And you couldn't come for a couple possible reasons: 1) You're not used to the feel of condoms 2) You've masturbated too much and now only can get off to your own hands 3) You were nervous or anxious 4) Some combination of the above.
User avatar #108058 to #108021 - nospyonme (12/20/2013) [-]
^these are all good reasons, I've actually had a problem with this, then I didnt masturbate for a couple weeks to save up energy and I was back to normal.
User avatar #108020 to #108018 - jabsgreywarden (12/20/2013) [-]
Well, if you're female.. Not all female cum... You don't have to cum in order to not be a virgin. If that was true, then most males would've lost their virginity to their hands....

So you should be okay and congrats on the sex
#108017 - ottox (12/20/2013) [-]
my borther is 22 years old, learning psychology in a uni and learning chinese for half a year now, he was working there for a couple of months also. i would like to get something around 10-20 dollars for him that is somewhat china related, i would get him a nice chopstick if he didnt give me one for my bday
#108004 - anon (12/20/2013) [-]
So this girl i'm with has been with other guys, but she said mine is too big and it hurts, tips to make sex less painful for her? she measured it to be 8 inches with a 5 1/2 inch girth
#108056 to #108004 - anon (12/20/2013) [-]
More foreplay. The more relaxed she is the easier it will be.
User avatar #108015 to #108004 - loveyameanish (12/20/2013) [-]
Lube. More foreplay.
User avatar #108008 to #108004 - herblegerble (12/20/2013) [-]
5 and a half inch girth?
Isn't girth width?
#108009 to #108008 - anon (12/20/2013) [-]
its like circumference
User avatar #108011 to #108009 - herblegerble (12/20/2013) [-]
Oh right...that makes much more sense.
#108005 to #108004 - anon (12/20/2013) [-]
P.S. I have never been with anyone else so i'm not sure how too big it is or if i'm just not doing something right
User avatar #108006 to #108005 - hawaiianhappysauce (12/20/2013) [-]
Chop some of it off?
User avatar #107996 - lotengo (12/20/2013) [-]
today i was feeling bored so i do what i always do, fundle my balls and play with my weener. But i found a lump on my ballsack. Its hard and hurts when i touch it. What do?
User avatar #107999 to #107996 - TATTYBOJANGLES ONLINE (12/20/2013) [-]
Is it on the ball sack, or on the actual ball itself?
User avatar #108000 to #107999 - lotengo (12/20/2013) [-]
on the sack, i mean i can freely move the ball under it.
User avatar #108001 to #108000 - TATTYBOJANGLES ONLINE (12/20/2013) [-]
OK, so on your ball sack there are hair cells, and sometimes these hair cells can get infected, either by bacteria or an ingrowing hair or whatever. Hopefully that's all it will turn out to be. The fact that it is on your sack is reassuring, but you will definitely need to see a doctor. I've had a multitude of ball problems in my life and I've been to the doctor with a similar issue and it wasn't anything serious, but please play it safe, go see a doctor and don't take medical advice from assholes like me on the internet.
User avatar #108002 to #108001 - lotengo (12/20/2013) [-]
thnx bro, getting an appointment on a weekend wont be easy but i'm gonna call tomorrow
User avatar #108003 to #108002 - TATTYBOJANGLES ONLINE (12/20/2013) [-]
No problem dude, when it comes to men's health, we all need to watch each others back/balls.

Like I said, it'll probably turn out to be nothing, but you should ALWAYS make sure to get checked out by a pro just in case.

Hope everything works out.

Happy fondling.
User avatar #108100 to #108003 - fukkenbisharp (12/21/2013) [-]
would a hooker be considered a pro?
User avatar #107990 - heeveejeevees (12/20/2013) [-]
So 2 weeks ago, I decided enough is enough. I'm tired being lazy and fat (5'10 with 230lb).
I decided to do my daily routine (browse fj, play vidya games) but I jog on every afternoon (less than 30 mins). I decided to eat healthy ( 1/2 cup rice and some greens with a piece of meat no bigger than a matchbox) either once or twice a day. I managed to control my cravings and eat less and less of sweets but sometimes sneak a snicker just once a week. The question is, will this be enough to lose about 30lb or more in a month from now? I need advice.
User avatar #108120 to #107990 - loveyameanish (12/21/2013) [-]
Well have you actually lost weight in those two weeks with what you're doing? If you have then keep it up. If not, ask the guys on /fitness what to do. Just don't be disappointed if you don't lose all that weight in a month. 30 pounds is a lot. That's like 5 newborns.
User avatar #108122 to #108120 - heeveejeevees (12/21/2013) [-]
I've decided to check my weight until I'm really done working out. Cause everytime i'll check my weight and improve, I'll go cheat day everyday.
User avatar #108007 to #107990 - mrpeepee (12/20/2013) [-]
Keep in mind that 30 lbs is ALOT of weight to lose. You should probably start doing cardio exercises to go along with your running to make sure you lose more weight faster
User avatar #108013 to #108007 - heeveejeevees (12/20/2013) [-]
thanks, i'll consider it.
User avatar #107998 to #107990 - joshlol (12/20/2013) [-]
>a piece of meat no bigger than a matchbox

User avatar #108010 to #107998 - heeveejeevees (12/20/2013) [-]
i know....
User avatar #107994 to #107990 - lotengo (12/20/2013) [-]
Losing weight requires discipline. u nee d to eath healthy but a snack once a week wont hurt ya. Also a piece of meat no bigger then a matchbox sounds realy weird to me. thats 2 bites.

I reccomend that next to jogging u also get into lifting. Bigger muscles stimulate fatburning.

Losing weight is a complicated process, i cant realy summorise in 1 posts on FJ.


Read the info about nutrition and weightloss

Good luck bro
User avatar #107993 to #107990 - xxiixx (12/20/2013) [-]
I'm no professional but 30lbs in a month sounds really unhealthy. Thats losing ~1 lb a day. Jogging for 30 minutes isn't gunna do that.
User avatar #108012 to #107993 - heeveejeevees (12/20/2013) [-]
well i did start 2 weeks ago but im thinking of doubling my effort instead of just slacking off like im doing now. I'm trying not to lose weight, I'm losing fat.
User avatar #108014 to #108012 - xxiixx (12/20/2013) [-]
Tons of cardio is how you lose fat. Run, run, run, and don't drink gatorade or anything like that as its meant to replenish your body of exercise, only water. If you want to gain muscle lifting is good and helps burn fat too.
User avatar #107995 to #107993 - lotengo (12/20/2013) [-]
i agree with this guy, dont go to fast.
User avatar #107988 - beatmasterz (12/20/2013) [-]
If a police officer stops you and searches your trunk for no reason and finds 10 packs of heroin, would he be able to arrest you for it?

Not implying anything, just curious.
#108065 to #107988 - anon (12/20/2013) [-]
If a police officer finds a reason to arrest you but he himself breaks the law in doing so, he is either fired from the police force or put on a probation of sorts, you'll still go to jail, cmon guys this is easy shit to know.
User avatar #108016 to #107988 - loveyameanish (12/20/2013) [-]
Technically, no. But whether you gave him permission or reason to suspect you or not, it's your word against his, and he'll lie and say you gave permission or were up to shady things. Who's the judge gonna believe?
User avatar #107989 to #107988 - xxiixx (12/20/2013) [-]
Did you give him permission to search your trunk or give him probable cause? If yes than definitely. If no he shoudln't be able to but stranger things have happened.
#107980 - anon (12/20/2013) [-]
So I've been slowly falling into a depressive slump the last week or two.
Basically I'm a hopeless romantic. I've known this for a few years and I've always had a positive outlook on the situation. One day I'll meet a nice girl and we'll hit it off bla bla bla. In the past I've met two girls where I thought things might get more serious, the first turned out to be a needy girl with daddy issues, and the second girl didn't want a relationship as she was moving away for college in a month or so. Since I've started college my outlook has become grim. I've been to a few parties and had drunk girls grinding on me and all that jazz, but I'm not interested in casual sex. I see all this mindless hooking up and it just makes me sad frankly, and not even in a sense that I see what they are doing is bad, its just I feel alone. I feel like the only person who doesn't just want mindless sex.
User avatar #107984 to #107980 - advicedude (12/20/2013) [-]
Agreed with Niceguyguy, I've always here for you I can feel for you in this situation. I guess people don't really go on formal dates anymore and it saddens me. I think it depends on were you go. I'd visit places that usually have classier women or something!
User avatar #107982 to #107980 - niceguyguy (12/20/2013) [-]
Well if you ever need help or someone to talk to just comment on my profile and I'll get back to you ASAP, we're all in this together brother! As for the relationship issue, I myself have been through rather unpleasant relationships and yes some are girls out there who only care for sex.

However there are many women out there that want a meaningful relationship and by the sounds of things you're a nice guy. I would suggest to look elsewhere than parties for a girlfriend. Try to do volunteer work you meet plenty of people and it looks great on your CV. While you're single start working out more, go to a gym not only does this improve the way you look it is a fact it improves confidence and happiness.

Best of luck.
User avatar #107979 - thisistheguy (12/20/2013) [-]
So chrome keeps shutting down suddenly for no reason, how can I stop it from happening?
User avatar #107985 to #107979 - advicedude (12/20/2013) [-]
Clear its cache?
User avatar #107981 to #107979 - xxiixx (12/20/2013) [-]
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
User avatar #107978 - chupifruit (12/20/2013) [-]
Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
I don't know HSV
Will RGB do?
User avatar #107969 - teoberry (12/20/2013) [-]
K so, I'll put this in point form
1) Friend, L, starts dating some g11 chick
2) Starts talking how her friend like me based on a picture me and L took together where he pretends to give me head
3) He's been very pushy the last few days, trying to get me to talk with her and shit
4) I am in no way interested in her, even really as a friend, she's a year older and not really my type
5) L says I should walk her to train station, even though I don't take the train

K, so I'm really good friends with L, he's a football buddy and I respect him a lot. He's saying how his GF (tbh i'm not even sure if they're going out) is pressuring him to do this. IDK how to tell him to respectfully fuck off. He's always by my locker, that chick is in my hallway to. Wat do
User avatar #107997 to #107969 - lotengo (12/20/2013) [-]
i agree with advicedude, if she wants the D, why not give it to her?

I dont know, the ony actual reason i am replying to your post is because i want to know. Why do u guys make pics pretending to give each other head?
User avatar #108034 to #107997 - teoberry (12/20/2013) [-]
It was a joke. He said if I went and brought him a pop, he'd forgive me for something unrelated, and give me head. He pretended as a joke, and she got the picture
User avatar #107974 to #107969 - advicedude (12/20/2013) [-]
Hit it and quit it.
User avatar #108033 to #107974 - teoberry (12/20/2013) [-]
Yeah, I am in no way interested in her. I may have the wheels of a canoe, but I still have standards.
User avatar #108041 to #108033 - advicedude (12/20/2013) [-]
So what. Just have fun.
User avatar #108045 to #108041 - teoberry (12/20/2013) [-]
It's not very fun. They're getting on my nerves a bit. TBH, I think L's gf is up to something. The chick, who's apparently in love with me, doesn't say hi in the hallways even though, by logic she should. As well, I was telling someone else in her grade about it, and according to her ask.fm she doesn't like anyone right now. I'd hate to sound paranoid, but his gf looks like a cunt who would do this
User avatar #108046 to #108045 - advicedude (12/20/2013) [-]
Who cares if shes faking it. One way, you get you to suck your D, other way, you don't deal with her.
#107953 - anon (12/20/2013) [-]
I'm a sophomore in HS and I got my PSAT scores back today. I got a 58 in reading, a 53 in math, and a 62 in writing so a 173 overall. When I took the PSAT I had not learned a lot of the math that was in the math section. I feel really bummed about my score overall. Is it bad? I want to go to a really high end private college and I feel super disappointed. Is it still reasonable to think I can bring it up to 2200+?
User avatar #108053 to #107953 - hawaiianhappysauce (12/20/2013) [-]
The Sats are best studied for using an SAT manual. There are sites that teach common SAT vocab words and a ton of resources to prepare for the math. You should take an SAT math prep course if your school offers it. It may raise your score significantly. The important thing is getting over 720 on all the areas if you want to get into a top tier school. After that it's Alumni (Ever wonder why rich idiots get into Harvard?), grades, extracurricular activities, letters of recommendations.
User avatar #107983 to #107953 - infamoustrapper (12/20/2013) [-]
It's not really that good. But it's your first psat so that's kinda the point. You ALWAYS do better on your second psat or actual sat
User avatar #107956 to #107953 - jabsgreywarden (12/20/2013) [-]
Plus, the highest score I've heard on the PSAT was a 210
User avatar #107955 to #107953 - jabsgreywarden (12/20/2013) [-]
Well, it is actually pretty good that you got a 173 on that. It was higher than mine when I took my final one last year. And you do not need to worry about the colleges excepting/not accepting it. And I've never heard of anyone getting a 2200 on the PSAT but I've heard of really high scores on the SAT. So I would also take the SAT for college applications as well... Umm, the only college that I've looked into that accepts the PSAT is the United States naval academy
#107958 to #107955 - anon (12/20/2013) [-]
Alright, thanks. I appreciate you telling me that. But yeah I guess that makes sense, I always hear about people getting very high grades on the SAT but the highest grades people were getting on the PSAT were in the 180s
User avatar #107944 - kangadoo (12/20/2013) [-]
I'd like to preface by saying this is a legitimate question and not me trying to be vulgar, etc. I was in a car accident recently and the lower half of my face was smashed. After some reconstruction of my mouth and nose most of my teeth could not be saved. I am not able to get dental implants because the bone is not sturdy/solid enough. I am going to have to get dentures. Yes. Dentures at a young(ish) age. I am disappointed, but hey, at least I'm alive. Okay. Here's the embarrassing part. How does having dentures affect fellatio? I know our family (that's how I see FJ) is a rather young group, but maybe you've heard from someone else. I want to know how it feels to give and how it feels to receive when you have dentures. Maybe you have been told by a friend or relative? I don't have anyone to ask. I guess I could ask the dentist. Wouldn't that be an interesting conversation?? Seriously though, I would appreciate it if you could enlighten me on this. Thanks.
User avatar #108055 to #107944 - aesis (12/20/2013) [-]
Shit, dude, I know how you feel. I have a disorder where the enamel in my teeth wears down five times faster than normal, so by the time I'm 25 I'll hardly have any teeth. It's inevitable I'll end up getting dentures too.
#107967 to #107944 - anon (12/20/2013) [-]
User avatar #107965 to #107944 - advicedude (12/20/2013) [-]
As long as you like eachother, shouldn't be a problem. Id still like a girl knowing she had dentures if she liked me.
User avatar #107970 to #107965 - kangadoo (12/20/2013) [-]
Thanks. I was hoping that would be the case.
User avatar #107954 to #107944 - jabsgreywarden (12/20/2013) [-]
Yes it is still possible to give them... Are the dentures permanent or are they easily removable? The removable ones, it just feels like the same way you would normally give one, you just don't have to worry about your teeth getting in the way. I know that you will have to just experiment with it, because dentures are different for everyone and I would wait to see if you're used to the dentures in your mouth before doing fellatios.
User avatar #107971 to #107954 - kangadoo (12/20/2013) [-]
I appreciate the information. They are going to be the full removable type. I know a lot of it has to do with how well they fit. Thank you for taking my question seriously as I have no one else to ask. It's just embarrassing and I think it is only natural to wonder.
User avatar #107973 to #107971 - jabsgreywarden (12/20/2013) [-]
You're welcome. Yeah, my grandmother had facial reconstruction so she has permanent dentures. But yeah, I guess you just have to get used to your mouth, no offense,and sorry if that sounded rude, but I want you to be comfortable before, like I said, doing fellatio.

And yeah, I think people are rude for not being serious in their responses. So I say you are welcome again.
User avatar #107975 to #107973 - kangadoo (12/20/2013) [-]
You did not sound rude at all. Thank you. This is a real concern as it is a part of real life. Sometimes real life sucks, but in all seriousness, I'm glad to be alive. It's only natural to wonder about certain "quality of life" things that they don't tell you.
User avatar #107976 to #107975 - jabsgreywarden (12/20/2013) [-]
Well, I am very glad that you are alive as well. So, I am glad I was able to give you some advice on it.
User avatar #107951 to #107944 - awesomerninjathing (12/20/2013) [-]

male or female
User avatar #107945 to #107944 - makotoitou ONLINE (12/20/2013) [-]
can't you just take them out?
User avatar #107952 to #107945 - jabsgreywarden (12/20/2013) [-]
Not all dentures can be removed some are completely permanent.
#107938 - anon (12/20/2013) [-]
So i bought The Orange Box (which i already have) for 2 friends, one to half the HL2 games, and one to have portal. If i add these games to my library (since sending it as a gift forces me to do it via bundle), will all the games in The Orange Box i just bought, be put into my inventory to be gifted, instead of my library (as in a wasted purchase since i already have them)?

2 episode 1 internets for the person that can answer this honestly.

with luv,
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