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User avatar #95483 - gabemczombie (09/14/2013) [-]
Why can't i know if i feel love for a person or not?
User avatar #95581 to #95483 - advicedude (09/15/2013) [-]
If you didn't do anything to initiate this feeling but you get it anyway like someone just punched you in the chest or gut, but a good punch, with love.
User avatar #95599 to #95581 - gabemczombie (09/15/2013) [-]
You just got punched... By love?
User avatar #95556 to #95483 - alexanderburns (09/15/2013) [-]
You don't know what love is to you.
User avatar #95598 to #95556 - gabemczombie (09/15/2013) [-]
Thanks, that actually makes sense
User avatar #95546 to #95483 - trollins (09/14/2013) [-]
You're gay.
User avatar #95551 to #95546 - gabemczombie (09/15/2013) [-]
Well that clears up a whole lotta things
User avatar #95504 to #95483 - davvi (09/14/2013) [-]
because you're 13
User avatar #95550 to #95504 - gabemczombie (09/15/2013) [-]
If i was 13 i'd be posting this on FB
User avatar #95605 to #95550 - davvi (09/15/2013) [-]
fair enough
User avatar #95607 to #95605 - gabemczombie (09/15/2013) [-]
Yes indee.
User avatar #95488 to #95483 - mrnappy (09/14/2013) [-]
You're insecure
User avatar #95494 to #95488 - awesomerninjathing (09/14/2013) [-]
Don't know what for
User avatar #95495 to #95494 - mrnappy (09/14/2013) [-]
I don't know what you said

but I feel the same way I can't tell if I do or don't

I'll give you one example I was friends with her for grade 6 and 7, made her laugh, was nice, etc. but she acted like a jerk back to me (actually hated me even though I did nothing)

No contact for gr.8,9,10 (moved)

Back same school, got class with her, sit beside her pretty awks, easy to make her smile when small talk, but I don't talk to her 'cause i'm not sure if she still hates me inside and is just putting up an act or not, so fuck her

tl;dr I'm insecure
User avatar #95496 to #95495 - awesomerninjathing (09/14/2013) [-]
You're insecure
Don't know what for
You're turning heads when you walk through the do-o-o-or
User avatar #95480 - lobselvith (09/14/2013) [-]
Reeeeeally nervous and scared about being a screamster/parade performer at cedar point tonight. I don't like it too much, I think I'm doing kind of a shitty job and I want to go home. I don't want to quit because I signed up for this and am getting paid. My Mom isn't likely going to let me just bail out on it, either, because this is one of my first real jobs. I haven't seen my boyfriend in awhile and I really miss him, I don't know anyone here and I'm really missing my family. These next couple of months are going to be emotional hell. Some reassurance and encouragement would be great right now.
User avatar #95505 to #95480 - davvi (09/14/2013) [-]
call your boyfriend
#95489 to #95480 - freedomreturns (09/14/2013) [-]
You know hating board loves you.
You know hating board loves you.
User avatar #95481 to #95480 - misticalz (09/14/2013) [-]
lobselvith v cool
+1
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User avatar #95490 to #95473 - fluffykoopareturns (09/14/2013) [-]
sometimes you gotta handle it
User avatar #95467 - adrilazzaro (09/14/2013) [-]
GUISE, anyone know any good minecraft server hosting? we used beastmode and it would crash every 2 hours, it only needs 12 slots minimum but it's gotta be 24/7 and as little lag as possible, yes we are in america. about 20$ a month. (budget is flexible up to 10$ more if its worth it) So thank you in advance if you help. My regards
User avatar #95560 to #95467 - axeul (09/15/2013) [-]
I hear CraftnodeHosting is pretty good.
User avatar #95466 - frozo (09/14/2013) [-]
My Adblock glitched out a week ago, and I just reinstalled it.

Holy shit Pirate Bay is such a cesspool without it.
User avatar #95584 to #95466 - advicedude (09/15/2013) [-]
But... All the Russian babes you could ever want at your fingertips.
User avatar #95451 - Cobaltsushi (09/14/2013) [-]
Meal Kit supply has a crate of 6 MREs with good food for $40 free shipping.
Worth it?
User avatar #95448 - daryldixon (09/14/2013) [-]
What kind of haircut should I get? That i'd look decent in, cus i'm getting tired of long hair
www.funnyjunk.com/hating/117474#117474
User avatar #95522 to #95448 - austoboyko (09/14/2013) [-]
Short back and sides. it looks pretty good.
User avatar #95500 to #95448 - fladen (09/14/2013) [-]
cut it short, i have mine lookking similar to that brad pitt picture i use to have pretty long hair and people use to think i was 15, now i cut it short and everryone thinks im 17! lol im 20 but the thing is ever since ive cut it shorter, ive noticed more people have taken me seriously and girls have talked to me more. so its a win win. usually the short on the sides, long on top is the way to go.
User avatar #95472 to #95448 - nigalthornberry (09/14/2013) [-]
I'd sat short but not too short
User avatar #95470 to #95448 - ljxjlos ONLINE (09/14/2013) [-]
adrilazzaro is right. Just make sure to get it cut so it doesn´t look to clean, otherwise you´ll end up looking like you´re coming straight from the hitler-youth.
User avatar #95468 to #95448 - adrilazzaro (09/14/2013) [-]
leave the sides short and the top longer, guy friends will call you a faggot but chicks dig it
User avatar #95465 to #95448 - davvi (09/14/2013) [-]
>decent looking
>daryldixon
pick one
User avatar #95487 to #95465 - rulerofhatingboard (09/14/2013) [-]
>infamoustrapper
>sexiest god damn person on the planet
Pick two
User avatar #95518 to #95487 - blackmensmell (09/14/2013) [-]
I pick le poop and la poop
User avatar #95503 to #95487 - davvi (09/14/2013) [-]
eh
User avatar #95604 to #95540 - davvi (09/15/2013) [-]
i was posting out a lengthy witty comeback instead of just "eh", but then for some reason i decided that that just fit better
#95461 to #95448 - nazrix (09/14/2013) [-]
i like how Brad Pitt looks with this one, and it shouldn't be too hard to manage (like you don't have to waste a tube of hairspray to keep it in place)
User avatar #95449 to #95448 - daryldixon (09/14/2013) [-]
i wanna stop looking like a kid
User avatar #95454 to #95449 - crazysmurf **User deleted account** (09/14/2013) [-]
As far as I noticed, shorter hair makes you look older, but it may be just me. Hold old are you?
User avatar #95455 to #95454 - crazysmurf **User deleted account** (09/14/2013) [-]
how old*
User avatar #95457 to #95456 - crazysmurf **User deleted account** (09/14/2013) [-]
I would have never guessed it. Well, try to shorten it, it works with almost everyone.
#95447 - wucebrillis (09/14/2013) [-]
Question: is there any way to reactivate my old account?
User avatar #95506 to #95447 - davvi (09/14/2013) [-]
beg admin
#95552 to #95506 - wucebrillis (09/15/2013) [-]
How though? You can only talk to him if he is your friend
User avatar #95606 to #95552 - davvi (09/15/2013) [-]
befriend him, he accepts most requests after a few days. or so i hear
#95645 to #95606 - wucebrillis (09/15/2013) [-]
Aye, thank you
User avatar #95441 - advicedude (09/14/2013) [-]
2 spooky 4 me Morphing Paper Fish
User avatar #95460 to #95441 - rokkarokkaali (09/14/2013) [-]
Give her the D
#95440 - mexicandudeinsd (09/14/2013) [-]
im looking for a website that has the 3 episodes of great expectations adaptation of bbc

www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b018wmhr

please we started watching it in class and i kinda liked it
User avatar #95420 - mondominiman (09/14/2013) [-]
I'm going to buy the PS3 GTAV bundle but seeing as the PS3 can play bluray and browse internet should I just return the blu ray player I bought 2 weeks ago or does PS3 have problems with blu ray and internet. Or should I just keep them both
User avatar #95428 to #95420 - smashingkills (09/14/2013) [-]
The internet browser is meh, I have a PC right next to it so there's no point for me.

As for Blu-Ray I've never had a problem with it.
User avatar #95434 to #95428 - mondominiman (09/14/2013) [-]
Can you browse things like netflix and youtube on the PS3 fine?
User avatar #95435 to #95434 - smashingkills (09/14/2013) [-]
There's a Netflix app which works perfectly, and yes, Youtube works fine as well.
User avatar #95436 to #95435 - mondominiman (09/14/2013) [-]
alright so I'll just return the player and use the PS3 for those things.
User avatar #95413 - sorenlolz ONLINE (09/14/2013) [-]
I'm looking to buy a new gaming GPU for around $200 or less. Any recommendations? I kinda want an AMD but any suggestions welcome. Also please take the free games into consideration.
User avatar #95471 to #95469 - sorenlolz ONLINE (09/14/2013) [-]


What do you think about this?
User avatar #95477 to #95471 - drastronomy (09/14/2013) [-]
Looked at that, but you said 200 or less. Also, if you have 2 pcie slots you can put cards in crossfire...
User avatar #95478 to #95477 - sorenlolz ONLINE (09/14/2013) [-]
Yes, but I said around 200. I think I'd rather have this one and buy a second of it later.
User avatar #95479 to #95478 - drastronomy (09/14/2013) [-]
SAY 150-250 NEXT TIME FAGIT

HATE YOU
User avatar #95410 - ishallsmiteyou (09/14/2013) [-]
I just got 2 new baby rats, both male. How can I introduce them to water?
User avatar #95442 to #95410 - advicedude (09/14/2013) [-]
Tie string to their arms, hold by the string, gently dip them in water.
User avatar #95424 to #95410 - awesomerninjathing (09/14/2013) [-]
"Hey, this is my friend water, he likes to drink and swim. Talk to each other while I go get us some beers."
User avatar #95430 to #95424 - ishallsmiteyou (09/14/2013) [-]
you're an ass.
User avatar #95407 - energytwinkie (09/13/2013) [-]
anyone here have photoshop? is it good for drawing?
User avatar #95443 to #95407 - advicedude (09/14/2013) [-]
Adobe Illustator is better.
User avatar #95475 to #95443 - energytwinkie (09/14/2013) [-]
I heard it was really shit?? Idk, i dont wanna download a bunch of things that i dont know about.
User avatar #95437 to #95407 - machamango (09/14/2013) [-]
Have you tried FireAlpaca? It's a free program and I personally love it.
User avatar #95476 to #95437 - energytwinkie (09/14/2013) [-]
I got it last night and its really ticking me off. It's drawing under where my pen is?? And its hard to coordinate with.
User avatar #95491 to #95476 - machamango (09/14/2013) [-]
Oh, that's never happened to me. Sorry about that though.
User avatar #95492 to #95491 - energytwinkie (09/14/2013) [-]
Yeah a lot of people said theyve never experienced it but it always happens to ,e
User avatar #95426 to #95407 - ferrettamer (09/14/2013) [-]
Good for drawing? Like, with a tablet? There is probably better software for that.
User avatar #95427 to #95426 - energytwinkie (09/14/2013) [-]
Yeah i have a drawing tablet and i use paint tool SAI, i love it, but i can't make things transparent. A lot of good artists i know of use photoshop, so i was wondering
User avatar #95429 to #95427 - ferrettamer (09/14/2013) [-]
I don't know, I've never used a tablet, though you can always just try it and see if you like it and if you don't, just unistall it
User avatar #95431 to #95429 - energytwinkie (09/14/2013) [-]
Do you have a good link for PS CS5? I cant find any
User avatar #95433 to #95431 - ferrettamer (09/14/2013) [-]
You need to login to view this link (Patched)
You could try this, although I've never used it. I think they also have a demo on their site, though it might only be CS6 now
User avatar #95405 - codfourmotherfkers (09/13/2013) [-]
So FJ I was just told by this girl I'm in love with that her dad strangles her... I don't know what to do. I don't want her to be mad at me for reporting it...
User avatar #95484 to #95405 - lukagamer (09/14/2013) [-]
You know her for several days and you already love her? She knows you several days and she tells you her dad is strangling her? Jesus fuck, how retarded are you people?
User avatar #95444 to #95405 - advicedude (09/14/2013) [-]
Try to catch him in the act by "accidentally" walking in on it by saying "Oh hey sorry I forgot- uh."
User avatar #95425 to #95405 - awesomerninjathing (09/14/2013) [-]
maybe her fetish is calling you daddy while you choke her
User avatar #95463 to #95425 - codfourmotherfkers (09/14/2013) [-]
...........Bu.....I.......I...I just met her like a few days ago.......
User avatar #95411 to #95405 - ishallsmiteyou (09/14/2013) [-]
Report it anonymously and don't tell her about it.
User avatar #95414 to #95411 - codfourmotherfkers (09/14/2013) [-]
I'm the only one that knows, so it would be blatantly obvious.
User avatar #95415 to #95414 - akkere ONLINE (09/14/2013) [-]
Talk to her about it and try to console her to the decision. Don't force it on her though; just ask her how she's feeling, how she feels the situation should be handled, and just ease her into it.

Do you know if she has any other family members she can live with were her father to be out of the picture?
User avatar #95416 to #95415 - codfourmotherfkers (09/14/2013) [-]
Well, for the past 30 mins, I have, she just keeps telling me she can handle her self...
User avatar #95419 to #95416 - akkere ONLINE (09/14/2013) [-]
Be cautious with how you're proceeding the conversation and constantly evaluate her tone. Is she very tense, for instance?
User avatar #95421 to #95419 - codfourmotherfkers (09/14/2013) [-]
No, she sounds really happy like she is most of the time.
User avatar #95422 to #95421 - akkere ONLINE (09/14/2013) [-]
She's either really confident in herself or putting on a mask. Don't ask her immediately, but has she presented any hint as to how she's going to "handle her self"?
User avatar #95403 - kolsinder (09/13/2013) [-]
Hello all, I'd really like some advice concerning a potential relationship. I'm starting university in a few weeks and met a girl in May who goes to my school and was in the year below. I didn't really like her at first, but we sort of got chatting over the summer and I gradually began to like her. The more I think about her, the more apparent it becomes to me that she is the closest person to perfection whom I know; but enough of that soap opera.

I've got this nagging quandary I can't solve. How can I determine if my feelings are reciprocated? I've barely talked to her in real life (last time I saw her was almost four months ago), but we seemed to be getting really close over the past few months. That is, until school resumed for her... after she went back, she's been comparably more frigid towards me. Naturally I don't want to be a selfish bastard and I appreciate this year's one of the toughest (it certainly was for me), but some of her actions (taking ages to reply, deleting a comment on one of her photos where she sent me a kissy face, which I also sent back, making me now look socially incompetent) have left me rather flustered. My best strategy thus far is to avoid writing to her to see if she really values our friendship at all, starting today. Hopefully university will put my mind off her, but otherwise we've already agreed to meet up in late October.

I know most of you probably won't read this, but I have this peculiar condition owing to which I find my problems a lot more manageable if I write about them somewhere. It's totally irrational (it's 03:41 here and I should be sleeping), but I can't stop thinking about her. Thank you for your time.
User avatar #95417 to #95403 - akkere ONLINE (09/14/2013) [-]
Writing down your problems is well-known to be both therapeutic in helping you stabilize your stress levels and even help you understand what might be a better solution, so it's no surprise that this would help you and it's not peculiar at all.
Meeting face to face might help place things on track, it could also help you put things in a better perspective when you're talking without having screen barriers in between you and her.
To help salve the issue with thinking about her until your meet-up, try finding things to occupy yourself, like finding a hobby or visiting clubs around the campus, even if you don't intend to join, you can always hang around and learn something new perhaps.
I wouldn't recommend doing a total cut-off until the meet-up, but if you want to limit yourself to be safe, just keep messaging at a casual rate that isn't too far spaced out at the very least.
User avatar #95453 to #95417 - kolsinder (09/14/2013) [-]
For sure, and we have sort of made arrangements already to meet up, though if you ask me, her answers have been a bit... perfunctory. As in she always says yes and agrees, yet I can still sense that she doesn't care that much, simply because he haven't actually made any proper plans as yet. I reckon I won't have too much trouble getting my mind off her, but then what worries me is that she'll probably follow suit and, well, "out of sight, out of mind". I've resolved to go ahead with my little blanking experiment but in the grand scheme of things, I've figured it might be best to leave her alone this year. Thing is, this year's genuinely critical for her, and as for me, I can finally do the hedonistic things associated with university (not all, but still). Obviously I would be more than willing to sacrifice all that for a relationship with her, but you win some, you lose some - a sacrifice is still a sacrifice. Besides, next year she's going to be a lot closer (physically, because my old school's rules effectively make you incarcerated there) to me at university, even if she doesn't go to the same one. So yeah, I'll just let her do the talking this year, and we'll see how it goes. Thanks for your input.
#95399 - colegaleener (09/13/2013) [-]
is this color hoodie a little too girl-colored?
User avatar #95404 to #95399 - infamously (09/13/2013) [-]
Looks fine to me.
#95401 to #95399 - awesomerninjathing (09/13/2013) [-]
no such thing as girly colored
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#95409 to #95401 - saudiarabia **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #95459 to #95409 - rossthefaggot (09/14/2013) [-]
I hope you arent serious
User avatar #95396 - weinerdick (09/13/2013) [-]
I bought something on my debit card, but want to return it.
I can't go to the store myself, but my friend can
Can he return it, and get the return put back onto my card without me being there?
User avatar #95438 to #95396 - fjaddictftw (09/14/2013) [-]
as long as your friend uses the card that you made the purchase with when they go to make the return
User avatar #95418 to #95396 - akkere ONLINE (09/14/2013) [-]
Depends on the item you want to return, but it might be fine as long as your friend has the receipt to the item. However, some stores will push a policy where returned items can only be refunded as store credit, so keep that in mind as well.
#95388 - transgendered (09/13/2013) [-]
For some reason today, I cant help but feel like something's missing. I dont exactly know what, though. But it makes me feel empty. And its really getting me down. I could understand if like, someone I knew had just died... but my life has been going pretty well recently...
Can anyone help me to get rid of it?
User avatar #95412 to #95388 - ishallsmiteyou (09/14/2013) [-]
Go to youtube, search up The Tragically Hip: Poets, listen to it and enjoy life for the rest of the day
User avatar #95389 to #95388 - davvi (09/13/2013) [-]
listen to a good music album, one that makes you feel good
#95390 to #95389 - transgendered (09/13/2013) [-]
At the moment, every song I usually listen to doesnt help. It just reminds me that I was happy once....
lol okay that sounds 2edgy4me, but you get the idea.
User avatar #95391 to #95390 - davvi (09/13/2013) [-]
then do something. keep your mind off things. phone up a friend, meet up, read a book, cook a meal, etc
#95395 to #95391 - transgendered (09/13/2013) [-]
I started to make up my own Pantheon of Gods. I suck at naming, but I'm getting there.
User avatar #95402 to #95395 - davvi (09/13/2013) [-]
eh... that's something i guess
#95387 - captainspankmonkey (09/13/2013) [-]
Call me dumb  Tis one of my many titles , but what is this Euphoric meme and what is it all about?   
I could just look it up but I prefer to ask the grand people of FJ.
Call me dumb Tis one of my many titles , but what is this Euphoric meme and what is it all about?
I could just look it up but I prefer to ask the grand people of FJ.
User avatar #95947 to #95387 - alstorp (09/17/2013) [-]
An Euphoric person is someone happy, who is very VERY confident in himself and believes all he does is the right thing. Like wearing autistic fedoras.

Don't ask why i'm so late. The traffic was just awful.
User avatar #95393 to #95387 - advicedude (09/13/2013) [-]
"In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence." - Carl Sagan
User avatar #95392 to #95387 - advicedude (09/13/2013) [-]
It originated on 4chan when referring to beta's having fedoras and neckbeards and etc.
There was a quote using the word Euphoric with a beta in the back ground. It caught fire.
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