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#129677 - anonymous (04/26/2014) [-]
How do I post in text/link area in Funnyjunk?
User avatar #129665 - makss (04/26/2014) [-]
guys...how do i roll ?
#129668 to #129665 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (04/26/2014) [-]
This is how I roll.   
   
But most other people roll by doing:   
   
Putting their hand on the ground, a little to the opposite side they are rolling.   
Then, they tuck their head to the opposite side and push forward rolling on their shoulder, diagonally across their back (left shoulder to lower-right back or right shoulder to lower-left back).   
Next they try to curl into a ball while rolling.   
After that, they put their knee on the ground or stand up directly with two feet.
Savant - How I Roll

This is how I roll.

But most other people roll by doing:

Putting their hand on the ground, a little to the opposite side they are rolling.
Then, they tuck their head to the opposite side and push forward rolling on their shoulder, diagonally across their back (left shoulder to lower-right back or right shoulder to lower-left back).
Next they try to curl into a ball while rolling.
After that, they put their knee on the ground or stand up directly with two feet.
User avatar #129683 to #129668 - corpsedolly (04/26/2014) [-]
Thumbed because Savant.
User avatar #129673 to #129669 - makss (04/26/2014) [-]
Thanks,sorta feel retarded for not knowing this
User avatar #129675 to #129673 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (04/26/2014) [-]
Nah, it's fine.
I barely remember how to roll since I never use it.
#129638 - anonymous (04/26/2014) [-]
ive never kissed a boy before, only girls femanon here . im giving it a try, but i dont know how boys like to be kissed. any ideas? weve been on a couple of dates already but no intimacy, i dont like holding hands. ive also paid for half of our movie tickets and the tip when we go out to eat, etc. so its already a pretty unconventional relationship i just dont know how to be a girlfriend to a boyfriend
#129717 to #129638 - saltybanana (04/26/2014) [-]
okay im guessing your the sma chick who has the hots fgor their bff

kissing 101
when you kiss the guy just close your eyes, you will know what to do. its like for a dog when he swims for the first time.

its the practice\ce with your partner you;'ll get better
User avatar #129684 to #129638 - corpsedolly (04/26/2014) [-]
Just do it how you'd kiss a girl. I'm sure there's no gender based kissing standards.
User avatar #129676 to #129638 - makotoitou ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
With your lips on their dick
User avatar #129674 to #129638 - usarmyexplain (04/26/2014) [-]
Hi femanon, I know you asked for womens, but from a male perspective, it doesn't matter that much how you kiss him as long as you do.
#129688 to #129674 - anonymous (04/26/2014) [-]
op here, ive heard that when you go in for the smooch, the girl is supposed to get the boy's bottom lip? is this true?
User avatar #129690 to #129688 - usarmyexplain (04/26/2014) [-]
It's more of a personal preference really. It's something that you do when you want the kissing to lead to something more.
#129639 to #129638 - minutes ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
It's not that much about the act of kissing, it's more the message that you sent when you kiss him. It really doesn't matter how you kiss him, just do it like you would with a girl.
#129636 - dehumanizer ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
Can anyone help me with a bit of C++ programing? In theory i think my code should work, i create my program and then madness happens. Dont know whats wrong, will post code if someone is willing. (its a really simple basic program)    
   
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Can anyone help me with a bit of C++ programing? In theory i think my code should work, i create my program and then madness happens. Dont know whats wrong, will post code if someone is willing. (its a really simple basic program)

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User avatar #129640 to #129636 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (04/26/2014) [-]
I would say go for help on StackOverflow, but they're not always the most helpful.

Chances are likely that there's a single line of code or so going wrong that you're overlooking.
Comb through it and triple check everything.

Also, can't you simply debug it? Hell, even the Visual Studios for Web has debugging.
#129645 to #129640 - dehumanizer ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
Well its a really simple program... like less than 30 lines. Everything seems ok (in my head) but as i result i get some crazy value.

Will check that site.
#129601 - anonymous (04/26/2014) [-]
Anyone help?
www.funnyjunk.com/advice/129422#129422
Tried it last night, ended up fapping again, i've never managed not to.
User avatar #129657 to #129601 - revengeforfreeze (04/26/2014) [-]
for me, music is holy. If I were to think about "sterile nails and thunderbowels" while fapping, or one of my other songs most of which are very serious and not lighthearted and lustful like masturbation and sex is, I could NEVER fap. I would just feel ashamed.
so, maybe try listening to a music that is emotional, that touches you in a certain way?
User avatar #129641 to #129601 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (04/26/2014) [-]
Anytime you get the urge to fap, think of something random.

Like third world countries and how poor their people are.

Or if you're really looking to kill that boner, think of your grandmother.
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User avatar #129603 to #129601 - ipostcp (04/26/2014) [-]
I know that the urge to touch your butt hole is strong, but you have to resist the sin.
User avatar #129605 to #129603 - poxopi (04/26/2014) [-]
'sin'
User avatar #129628 to #129605 - ipostcp (04/26/2014) [-]
I only get angry at people if they deserve it mayne.
#129629 to #129628 - poxopi (04/26/2014) [-]
T- That's the problem... You might think I do...
User avatar #129630 to #129629 - ipostcp (04/26/2014) [-]
Well...
#129631 to #129630 - poxopi (04/26/2014) [-]
I'm sorry
I'm sorry
User avatar #129632 to #129631 - ipostcp (04/26/2014) [-]
I can only think of one person, maybe.
User avatar #129633 to #129632 - poxopi (04/26/2014) [-]
I'll IM you
User avatar #129607 to #129605 - ipostcp (04/26/2014) [-]
>Taking me seriously
User avatar #129608 to #129607 - poxopi (04/26/2014) [-]
I love you
#129609 to #129608 - ipostcp (04/26/2014) [-]
I think we should just stay friends.
User avatar #129610 to #129609 - poxopi (04/26/2014) [-]
I don't want to, I want your sweaty meat sack to mingle with my gaping fingerhut
User avatar #129611 to #129610 - ipostcp (04/26/2014) [-]
This is crazy, it's happening so fast. I don't think I can handle this.

Look, you're a bright young girl with stars in her eyes that can do anything with herself. You no need waste your time on me.
#129612 to #129611 - poxopi (04/26/2014) [-]
Don't be silly, I already told you, I want you to go down on my front butt.
#129613 to #129612 - ipostcp (04/26/2014) [-]
You could of thought of something a little sexier than that, also are you stalking me?
User avatar #129616 to #129615 - ipostcp (04/26/2014) [-]
We can be Thunder Buddies if you want. Thunder Buddies for life.
#129617 to #129616 - poxopi (04/26/2014) [-]
W- What's that?
#129618 to #129617 - ipostcp (04/26/2014) [-]
It's nothing.

So like, are you actually stalking me? Or is this really just random?
#129619 to #129618 - poxopi (04/26/2014) [-]
I... I may have... ;_;
I... I may have... ;_;
User avatar #129622 to #129619 - ipostcp (04/26/2014) [-]
You're on gay board aren't you?
User avatar #129623 to #129622 - poxopi (04/26/2014) [-]
No... I'm not gay...
I am fully equipped with lady bits...
I just...
I JUST...
#129625 to #129624 - poxopi (04/26/2014) [-]
IMAYHAVEBEENWATCHINGYOURACTIVITIESFROMANONSTALKERISHPOINTOFVIEWBECAUSEITHINKYOU' REANINTERESTINGPERSONANDIFIGUREDYOUDISLIKEDMEONMYMAINACCOUNTWHICHYOUPROBABLYWOUL DN'TEVENCAREABOUTBECAUSEWENEVEREVENPROPERLYTALKEDBUTITHINKYOU'REANODDYETINTEREST INGPERSONANDIWANTEDTOSEEHOWYOURBRAINWORKEDANDNOWILOOKWEIRDANDI'MHOPINGTHISWALLOF TEXTPUTSPEOPLEOFFFROMREADINGITOHLAWDI'MSORRY
IMAYHAVEBEENWATCHINGYOURACTIVITIESFROMANONSTALKERISHPOINTOFVIEWBECAUSEITHINKYOU' REANINTERESTINGPERSONANDIFIGUREDYOUDISLIKEDMEONMYMAINACCOUNTWHICHYOUPROBABLYWOUL DN'TEVENCAREABOUTBECAUSEWENEVEREVENPROPERLYTALKEDBUTITHINKYOU'REANODDYETINTEREST INGPERSONANDIWANTEDTOSEEHOWYOURBRAINWORKEDANDNOWILOOKWEIRDANDI'MHOPINGTHISWALLOF TEXTPUTSPEOPLEOFFFROMREADINGITOHLAWDI'MSORRY
#129626 to #129625 - ipostcp (04/26/2014) [-]
I read it, I also died reading it. Don't be shy since I don't bite.
#129627 to #129626 - poxopi (04/26/2014) [-]
I know, you're just very unpredictable and I'm scared of people like you...
BUT
YE
User avatar #129620 to #129619 - poxopi (04/26/2014) [-]
Oh thunder buddies like TED?
User avatar #129621 to #129620 - ipostcp (04/26/2014) [-]
YES!

Thunder Buddies for life.
#129587 - curtisbentley (04/26/2014) [-]
Wondering if anyone knows where I can get someone to shop images (this one) to look genuinely creepy as fuck/unsettling? Like the image I'll reply to this post with, but more something straight out of spookyspaghetti. I'm planning on setting up a hoax and if anyone's capable of removing my eyes or some fucked up stuff on this quick selfie I'll be so damn grateful. Thanks!
User avatar #129916 to #129587 - marinepenguin ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
You look like a guy I know that I hate.
User avatar #129989 to #129916 - curtisbentley (04/28/2014) [-]
Thanks for that knowledge.
#129658 to #129587 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (04/26/2014) [-]
God this came out pretty fucking creepy when I was making it.
#129659 to #129658 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (04/26/2014) [-]
Also, here's one with the eyes removed.
#129604 to #129587 - poxopi (04/26/2014) [-]
No matter how hard you try, some people just aren't kawaii enough.
(your pic is fine nigga)
#129606 to #129604 - curtisbentley (04/26/2014) [-]
"S-Senpai!?"

Idk, getting there?
#129600 to #129587 - Timmietim ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
Can't get any more spooky.
#129592 to #129587 - anonymous (04/26/2014) [-]
birdss your service is needed
User avatar #129589 to #129587 - iridium (04/26/2014) [-]
I'll give it a try.
#129591 to #129589 - curtisbentley (04/26/2014) [-]
You babe.

P.S 4chan gave it a go.

please mother of god let you be serious
User avatar #129594 to #129591 - iridium (04/26/2014) [-]
4chan did an amazing job wtf you talking about.
User avatar #129595 to #129594 - curtisbentley (04/26/2014) [-]
itssss alright, 2/10

was looking for something serious tho
#129597 to #129595 - iridium (04/26/2014) [-]
And a somewhat darker version, if that floats your boat a little better.
#129598 to #129597 - iridium (04/26/2014) [-]
Somewhere in between.
#129596 to #129595 - iridium (04/26/2014) [-]
You didn't exactly give me the best image to work with, but I'm also not super great with photoshop.
User avatar #129584 - qwertyjr ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
serious question. When's the best time to put up a post something in funnyjunk?
User avatar #129661 to #129584 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (04/26/2014) [-]
In two or three hours.

EST time will be 2pm-3pm. That's when a majority of FJ is online.
User avatar #129666 to #129661 - qwertyjr ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
thanks
User avatar #129642 to #129584 - usarmyexplain (04/26/2014) [-]
Early afternoon, EST. That way more people will see and thumb it towards the front page for other time zones.
User avatar #129652 to #129642 - qwertyjr ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
so like now?
User avatar #129656 to #129652 - usarmyexplain (04/26/2014) [-]
No, it's not even noon EST yet
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User avatar #129614 to #129584 - iridium (04/26/2014) [-]
When you are at your computer.
#129585 to #129584 - saltybanana (04/26/2014) [-]
im just guessing around the afternoon  cause thats when people are mostly free. like students, workers, etc
im just guessing around the afternoon cause thats when people are mostly free. like students, workers, etc
User avatar #129582 - ImsoObvious (04/26/2014) [-]
Best ways to make money?
User avatar #129663 to #129582 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (04/26/2014) [-]
Quick and online?

Amazon M-Turk.
www.mturk.com/mturk/welcome

Otherwise finding a career is the best way to make money... Or if you want something quick, but not online, then outsource yourself to Craigslist or pick up a fast food/ supermarket job.
User avatar #129583 to #129582 - saltybanana (04/26/2014) [-]
getting a job
#129580 - anonymous (04/26/2014) [-]
Hey /adv/ what was the most embarrassing thing you did? post as anon

I once brought a DS to a college party. That shit ruined my life, The host of the party never talked to me again and my bestfriend stopped talking to me soon after. I sat in the corner and played that shit all night. I didn't fuck any bitches but I unlocked all the characters. Pic related it was the game I was playing.
User avatar #129643 to #129580 - usarmyexplain (04/26/2014) [-]
I made a FJ account specifically for looking at porn
User avatar #129696 to #129643 - terriblytreble (04/26/2014) [-]
I know you do army n' shit, but can you explain something about the navy for me?
Why the fuck are they wearing blue? Aren't they gonna get lost at sea if they fall off the boat?
#129698 to #129696 - usarmyexplain (04/26/2014) [-]
At one point in time, pretty much when it all started, all the services there were only two, army and navy wore blue. Today there are actually a variety of duty and dress uniforms in the navy, some are brightly colored, but their undershirts are all white Im only like 90% on that for some of their uniforms , so if they fall overboard that can employ anti-drowning techniques with their jackets while exposing their bright white t-shirts.

Hope this helps
User avatar #129664 to #129643 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (04/26/2014) [-]
So did I.

Actually, this is said account.
User avatar #129599 to #129580 - iridium (04/26/2014) [-]
You had shitty friends. No regrets.
User avatar #129573 - shadowmaul ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
I need some help dear users

Someone just called me saying I trashed thier car and they found a note with my number on it, he kept calling me B and I could barely hear him soooo is this some kind of joke?
User avatar #129576 to #129573 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (04/26/2014) [-]
More than likely.
Could have been that someone did trash his car and left your number on it. Maybe someone out to spite you. Maybe it's by coincidence.

Or it could just be a friend-of-a-friend pranking you.

Next time he calls, just ignore it.
User avatar #129575 to #129573 - philliyoMLB (04/26/2014) [-]
it's a prank call from prankdial.com you fucking idiot. Someone entered your number in there.
User avatar #129578 to #129575 - shadowmaul ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
thank you I just thought it was odd i didnt even know the site existed please take my thumb
User avatar #129577 to #129575 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (04/26/2014) [-]
Shadowmaul, if you find out who did it, sign them up for CatFacts.

smscatfacts.com/
User avatar #129564 - marking (04/26/2014) [-]
anyboy know where I can download winrar?
User avatar #129644 to #129564 - usarmyexplain (04/26/2014) [-]
filehippo.com

Seriously, just use 7zip, it has more features and is actually free
User avatar #129571 to #129564 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (04/26/2014) [-]
7zip is better, in my opinion.
Plus it's free.

www.7-zip.org/
User avatar #129568 to #129564 - iridium (04/26/2014) [-]
On the internet.
User avatar #129579 to #129568 - marking (04/26/2014) [-]
Hardy har har.
User avatar #129567 to #129564 - daryldixon (04/26/2014) [-]
just download express zip
User avatar #129546 - habasparkz (04/26/2014) [-]
Okay so I just started my new job, at a supermarket, and I hate it. Not to mention I cannot function outside of work. I can no longer do anything I enjoy. When I'm at work, I'm stressed. When I'm not at work I'm depressed, anxious and cannot stop thinking about how I have to go back to work. I'm having panic attacks hourly. I still live with my father and he would kick me out if I quit my job. My whole family would be upset with me.
I don't know what to do.
User avatar #129574 to #129546 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (04/26/2014) [-]
Oh I know that feeling all too well...

I'm 18 and recently quit a full time job.
I'm still a little lazy to find a new job, but my parents weren't mad at me for quitting. I thought I would be looked down upon for doing so. Nope.

It's your life, do what you want to do with it.
What you could do, is save as much money as possible and when you feel like you have enough saved, quit your job and search for a new one.
This way when you do quit, it's not like you'll be completely broke.
User avatar #129549 to #129546 - daryldixon (04/26/2014) [-]
Are you a grocery bagger cus that shit is degrading.
User avatar #129550 to #129549 - habasparkz (04/26/2014) [-]
yes I am.
User avatar #129551 to #129550 - daryldixon (04/26/2014) [-]
god damn nigga that sucks. ask your manager, although it's relatively early into your job if you can work the back cus being a fuckin grocery bagger is the worst shit ever
User avatar #129552 to #129551 - habasparkz (04/26/2014) [-]
I did. She said no. The only reason she hired me was so I could do this job.
User avatar #129553 to #129552 - daryldixon (04/26/2014) [-]
Don't quit but definitely go out looking for another job. Be relentless.
User avatar #129554 to #129553 - habasparkz (04/26/2014) [-]
I cannot do anything outside of work. I just cannot. I cannot explain it to you. It doesn't make sense, I'm just to depressed
User avatar #129555 to #129554 - daryldixon (04/26/2014) [-]
Damn that sucks. If it helps the Yankees are getting their ass kicked.
User avatar #129556 to #129555 - habasparkz (04/26/2014) [-]
... I live in NY and am a yankees fan. Also a Rangers fan and they lost.
God damn tho thats just fucking funny.
User avatar #129646 to #129556 - usarmyexplain (04/26/2014) [-]
There's your problem. New York is a terrible place. The entire state.

Keep pressuring your boss about working another position, and if you can brows funnyjunk you can apply for jobs online.

Have you tried fapping?
User avatar #129558 to #129556 - daryldixon (04/26/2014) [-]
Kings are down 3-1 tho
User avatar #129557 to #129556 - daryldixon (04/26/2014) [-]
I live in Cali and i'm an Angels fan, haha. Sucks to be you lol
User avatar #129540 - daryldixon (04/26/2014) [-]
guys how the fuck do pay with paypal and a credit card on amazon, or can I not fucking do that

god fuck
User avatar #129534 - unncommon (04/26/2014) [-]
>be about 2 hours ago
>finish fucking my girl
>cleaning up, putting clothes on etc.
>hear phone go off
"Fucking Koreans."
>they raided me again
>start playing Clash of Clans
"Really babe..." (aggravated at me)
"They raided my village, I'm pissed. I can almost upgrade my Town Hall and they took a lot."
>can't tell if alpha or beta move
User avatar #129647 to #129534 - usarmyexplain (04/26/2014) [-]
As far as games go, people that dont play them wont understand why you play them. You can be either an alpha or a beta based on what and why you play the fact that you are really playing a sad excuse for a game does not help. The real question is why you started playing a game on your phone, did you do it because you wanted to upgrade an imaginary village, or did you do it because you wanted to kick ass?

If you said upgrade, you're a beta

If that is really what you told your girlfriend, then I hope she really liked the sex, because she now thinks of you as a beta. There is not really a way around that now. If it ever comes up in conversation tell her, "I kick ass at [insert game name here], and it always feel good to kick ass." Kicking ass is something anyone can understand, and something she will maybe think of as hot.
#129662 to #129647 - unncommon (04/26/2014) [-]
I started playing the game because I wanna kick my friends ass in it plus i needed something to pass the time, but the sex was great and she's waiting for more so I guess it wasn't really beta.
>pic related
User avatar #129667 to #129662 - usarmyexplain (04/26/2014) [-]
The thing about women, is that when you say something to them, they compare it to everything you have ever said or done before responding, it's just how their minds work. Now she has the memory of you playing a game to get upgrades and being a beta after sex. She is going to compare everything you ever do to that moment.

No one wants to see your backne.
User avatar #129672 to #129667 - unncommon (04/26/2014) [-]
Those are scratches, not bachne. But I'm not worried about it.thanks anyways bud
User avatar #129536 to #129534 - hawaiianhappysauce ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
> Had sex
> beta

Pick one.
User avatar #129532 - revengeforfreeze (04/26/2014) [-]
apparently
I should stop listening to the sad music i listen to because it's bad for me : (
so do i go cold turkey?
will it take time to stop listening to music?
have you ever gone cold turkey on anything
User avatar #129648 to #129532 - usarmyexplain (04/26/2014) [-]
What do you think of as sad music?
User avatar #129653 to #129648 - revengeforfreeze (04/26/2014) [-]
sometimes, it's lyrically wise. sometimes it's musically. sometimes it's both.
lifelover is mostly both
silencer is technically both but the lyrics are kind of irrelevant since he sounds like "AARGAAARGAHAAARGHAAAAAAAR RAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIII!" though that scream itself tears through my very soul
some anaal nathrakh songs like "this cannot be the end" are very omnious and generally negative, they mix clean singing with growls so... yeah

I've tried canceling it out with some Ghost songs, some cliché songs you know like the bobby mcferrin thing and monty python song. a lot of bad religion and they migth be giants is also upbeat which i've tried but it didn't help very much.. some did though
User avatar #129660 to #129653 - usarmyexplain (04/26/2014) [-]
I think I need to recommend a mix of funk, rock, metal, and folk.

www.pandora.com/?sc=sh1423625799015101052&shareImp=true
User avatar #129649 to #129648 - revengeforfreeze (04/26/2014) [-]
it's more emotionally intense now that I think of it
basically
lifelover
moonlight sonata
a few shining songs
mostly silencer
those bands. and there are a few other dbm bands that i probably have not checked out yet
User avatar #129547 to #129532 - ScottP (04/26/2014) [-]
Ease out of it.
Start with some Brian Adams, then go on to Elton John, then Toto, then Caro Emerald, and then Disturbed
User avatar #129544 to #129532 - ipostcp (04/26/2014) [-]
Used to smoke and cut cold turkey.
User avatar #129650 to #129544 - revengeforfreeze (04/26/2014) [-]
how'd that go?
wait... cold turkey is when you do it straight off isn't it? then i expressed myself wrongly
i meant gradually
User avatar #129543 to #129532 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (04/26/2014) [-]
You could ease yourself out of it by taking on a different genre.
I doubt many people could go without listening to music for long.
#129520 - pkmntrainerdani (04/26/2014) [-]
I just got back from Paris and this happened a few days before leaving.   
>Around midnight, getting on the metro to go back to my hotel   
>REALLY attractive local gets on. Somewhat muscular, light sexy facial hair, clean cut hair, nice eyes, etc   
>I start getting horny just looking at him   
>He looks over at me and smiles, I get up and give him my number, I only know simple French but manage to flirt a bit   
>My stop, I go to get off and he slaps my butt and winks, I want to fuck him bad by this point   
>Get off the metro, go to text my friend what happened   
>Phone isn't in my back pocket   
>Look back and see him riding away with my phone in his hand   
>Pick-pocketed in Paris by sexy local   
   
Fuck
I just got back from Paris and this happened a few days before leaving.
>Around midnight, getting on the metro to go back to my hotel
>REALLY attractive local gets on. Somewhat muscular, light sexy facial hair, clean cut hair, nice eyes, etc
>I start getting horny just looking at him
>He looks over at me and smiles, I get up and give him my number, I only know simple French but manage to flirt a bit
>My stop, I go to get off and he slaps my butt and winks, I want to fuck him bad by this point
>Get off the metro, go to text my friend what happened
>Phone isn't in my back pocket
>Look back and see him riding away with my phone in his hand
>Pick-pocketed in Paris by sexy local

Fuck
User avatar #129560 to #129520 - hawaiianhappysauce ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
You can't trust anyone in Paris, have you seen the movie Taken?
User avatar #129561 to #129560 - pkmntrainerdani (04/26/2014) [-]
I've heard of it but I don't think I've seen it, at least not recently
User avatar #129562 to #129561 - hawaiianhappysauce ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
Basically it's Liam Neeson being awsome:

Basic plot: His daughter meets a cute guy in a cab, he gets her appt number and him and a bunch of guys basically kidnap them and rape them, drug them, and traffic them through a sex slave trade (but not liam neesons daughter because she was a virgin and was worth a ton of money do old Indian sultans, but her friend was raped and died because they overdosed her with drugs).

So keep that in mind.
User avatar #129563 to #129562 - pkmntrainerdani (04/26/2014) [-]
Aside from the death and drugs, that sounds kinda sexy. We took head counts all the time (I was with a group of about 10 people) and took a lot of safety precautions so I don't think it would be likely that anything that extreme would happen. It didn't and that's what matters
User avatar #129565 to #129563 - hawaiianhappysauce ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
I think you have problems...
User avatar #129570 to #129566 - hawaiianhappysauce ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
I don't see how being kidnapped and raped and sold through a sex trade would be sexy. Unless you were referring to Liam Neeson being sexy then, yes, Liam Neeson killing everyone is awesome.
User avatar #129572 to #129570 - pkmntrainerdani (04/26/2014) [-]
I didn't mean all of that, just the sex slave part. I'm kinda horny so most things seem sexy now
User avatar #129637 to #129572 - CaptainSarcastic (04/26/2014) [-]
Has anyone ever told you that you sound like the perfect woman?
User avatar #129651 to #129637 - usarmyexplain (04/26/2014) [-]
CaptainSarcastic, I'm glad you came
User avatar #129670 to #129651 - CaptainSarcastic (04/26/2014) [-]
Haven't came yet. But why?
#129671 to #129670 - usarmyexplain (04/26/2014) [-]
Keepin this hoe in check
Keepin this hoe in check
User avatar #129524 to #129520 - makotoitou ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
Thank the NSA for tracking your shit and having records.
User avatar #129523 to #129520 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (04/26/2014) [-]
Report it to your phone provider.
Get his ass arrested.

Especially if it's a smart phone. Those things are super easy to track down.
User avatar #129529 to #129523 - pkmntrainerdani (04/26/2014) [-]
I had the phone for over two years and was hoping to get a new one so It's not really worth it anyway. I was really upset when it first happened but then I realized I was pickpocketed in Paris, kind of a cool story to share
User avatar #129545 to #129529 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (04/26/2014) [-]
Well hey, at least it works out for you then, eh?
User avatar #129548 to #129545 - pkmntrainerdani (04/26/2014) [-]
In a way yes
User avatar #129510 - feelythefeel (04/25/2014) [-]
AMA an insane person in training.
User avatar #129525 to #129510 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (04/26/2014) [-]
"Insane person in training."

Explain a bit more?
User avatar #129533 to #129525 - feelythefeel (04/26/2014) [-]
I hate everyone I know, I literally can't talk to someone without one of us telling the other to fuck off in some way, I haven't talked normally to anyone in days, I'm constantly depressed and have bouts of anger, etc etc.
#129593 to #129533 - dehumanizer ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
You need Jesus in your life.
User avatar #129694 to #129593 - feelythefeel (04/26/2014) [-]
No thanks, the last thing I need is to hate myself even more.
#129699 to #129694 - dehumanizer ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
>implying you arent your own worst enemy
User avatar #129700 to #129699 - feelythefeel (04/26/2014) [-]
Yeah, I'm probably not. That's fucking stupid.
#129701 to #129700 - dehumanizer ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
not when you think about it

2deep4u
#129538 to #129533 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (04/26/2014) [-]
Sometimes people need to break free from their current situation.
Personally I feel like I need to move out of my state. It's far too small for me. Everyone is up in everyone else's drama.
One time, my co-worker's older brother stabbed and killed a guy in a drug deal. The person who he stabbed was the boyfriend of my cousins's nurse's best friend. So when I went to work, I heard one side of the story... and when I went home I would hear the other side to the story. The town I am in is too damn small.

You aren't insane for getting a little moody with people. Don't beat yourself up about it too hard.

Try to look at the positive side in things.
If you're feeling depressed, then each day find one thing to be grateful for.
One thing each day. Write it down. Something that you may be taking for granted. Find one such thing in your life each day and write it down.
Do so for a few weeks. It will drastically change your outlook on life.

For instance, your life is no where near as bad as those inside the North Korean concentration camps:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lr6Rw0ltFxc
(60 Minutes episode with Shin Dong-hyuk; There was a post relating to this guy's story on the front page the other day.)
User avatar #129539 to #129538 - feelythefeel (04/26/2014) [-]
If I wanted to compare my life to people in third world countries I'd listen to that fat bitch on TV drone about "Muh starving African'ts". Now are you going to ask a crazy guy any questions or what?
#129541 to #129539 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (04/26/2014) [-]
Alright.   
Here's a question I've been asking people recently:   
   
If life were perfect, would it be boring?   
 If suddenly your life and everyone else's life became perfect, would it be boring?    
   
I've gotten some interesting responses. Some say "After a while... yeah.." others thought that "Well it would always be perfect, I could only do what I want to do."   
Yet I believe that if everything were to become perfect, that is omitting entropy, life would be bland. There would be nothing to strive for.
Alright.
Here's a question I've been asking people recently:

If life were perfect, would it be boring?
If suddenly your life and everyone else's life became perfect, would it be boring?

I've gotten some interesting responses. Some say "After a while... yeah.." others thought that "Well it would always be perfect, I could only do what I want to do."
Yet I believe that if everything were to become perfect, that is omitting entropy, life would be bland. There would be nothing to strive for.
User avatar #129542 to #129541 - feelythefeel (04/26/2014) [-]
There's having nothing to strive for, and then there's having nothing.

Pretty easy choice for some people.
#129506 - anonymous (04/25/2014) [-]
I am going to get my mom a Pandora charm for her 50th birthday (she hinted that she really wanted one) and I don't know anything about them. My price range is 50-100 dollars, but I have no idea where to get one or which one to get. Can someone help me out? Thank you
User avatar #129530 to #129506 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (04/26/2014) [-]
Go to the mall with a female friend. It's probably your best bet at finding a store that sells them.

If anything, buy one online: shop.nordstrom.com/c/pandora-jewelry#category=b60147574&type=category&page=1&color=&price=50-100&instoreavailability=false&lastfilter=price&sizeFinderId=0&resultsmode=&segmentId=0
User avatar #129508 to #129506 - daryldixon (04/25/2014) [-]
Pandora One is charming and it only costs 3.99
www.pandora.com/one
User avatar #129495 - hawaiianhappysauce ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=97cLh0NRYck

My friend is the white kid in the video. Is he going crazy or something? His gf broke up with him btw.
User avatar #129498 to #129495 - ScottP (04/25/2014) [-]
Crazy can be defined by many things. If it's a recent breakup, just give him time to reorient himself.
User avatar #129509 to #129498 - hawaiianhappysauce ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
He's been like this for a year.
User avatar #129511 to #129509 - ScottP (04/25/2014) [-]
Oh...that's a different situation then
User avatar #129535 to #129511 - hawaiianhappysauce ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
There is more to this though. He played super smash brothers brawl and he was a top competitor and he thought he was the shit because of it. Then people started getting better at the game and he was losing and he felt worthless because that's all he had as an identity, then he turned to this mumbo jumbo because (I believe) that he needs a new identity. So for about 2 years he has been talking about this stuff, which can help people but at the same time he comes across as crazy and weird. He preaches on how to learn and focus but he doesn't actually do that, which is why he spent 3 years worth of money on college and cannot finish his last year. He is basically throwing his life away because he is using this crap as an excuse to "live happy" and at the same time not do what he preaches people to do...
User avatar #129537 to #129535 - ScottP (04/26/2014) [-]
So it seems that he lost a purpose in life. That's a crushing loss since that's the only thing that really gives us definition. He needs to find a goal for his life then
User avatar #129491 - teoberry (04/25/2014) [-]
Do you guys know any really good neck stretches? I absolutely fucked mine up at rugby this morning and the stretches I'm doing don't work. Might get a massage or see a chiro but I have a tournament tomorrow so I need relief for that.
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