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#96063 - arabiddrummer **User deleted account** (09/18/2013) [-]
Stupidest advice I've ever asked for, but me and some guys decided to start showing up to midnight releases in secondskin body suits. I had one for GTA V last night, but didnt have any shoes to wear with it. Anyone have any suggestion of what would look good with it? And by good I mean hilarious.

Pic related, it's my suit.
User avatar #96091 to #96063 - advicedude (09/18/2013) [-]
Make sure you have a boner. You can have it but no one will know it's you.
User avatar #96062 - adrilazzaro (09/18/2013) [-]
GUYS, where can i download/stream online braking bad season 5 episode 9 and up? ive been looking everywhere but i cant find anything. Thanks
User avatar #96054 - mrnappy (09/18/2013) [-]
Hey guys, need help looking for good comedians so I can listen to em in class, I know, fucking retarded, just help me.
Thanks

inb4 music fuck off
User avatar #96157 to #96054 - gabemczombie (09/18/2013) [-]
Steve hughes
User avatar #96093 to #96054 - advicedude (09/18/2013) [-]
is really the only one I watch frequently Louis C.K.
Mitch Hedberg and Dimitri Martin are great too.
User avatar #96061 to #96054 - leadstriker (09/18/2013) [-]
rush limbaugh
User avatar #96058 to #96054 - leadstriker (09/18/2013) [-]
russel peters
User avatar #96060 to #96058 - mrnappy (09/18/2013) [-]
Nah, he got boring and repetitive
I like David Chapelle and Chris Rock
User avatar #96045 - austoboyko (09/18/2013) [-]
Alright,Who values/Wished there partner was a good cook in a relationship? man or woman
User avatar #96094 to #96045 - advicedude (09/18/2013) [-]
Both. I want a women to cook when I don't feel like it. I want to be able to cook for my lady or if I want to treat myself to something nice and give her leftovers.
User avatar #96057 to #96045 - makotoitou ONLINE (09/18/2013) [-]
I'm decent enough. We fuck now.
User avatar #96075 to #96057 - austoboyko (09/18/2013) [-]
*where
User avatar #96074 to #96057 - austoboyko (09/18/2013) [-]
Cool,were you want to do this?
User avatar #96076 to #96074 - makotoitou ONLINE (09/18/2013) [-]
anywhere
User avatar #96078 to #96076 - austoboyko (09/18/2013) [-]
Your gender?
User avatar #96080 to #96078 - makotoitou ONLINE (09/18/2013) [-]
all
User avatar #96082 to #96080 - austoboyko (09/18/2013) [-]
Well if you wanna fuck,i need to know your genitalia
User avatar #96083 to #96082 - makotoitou ONLINE (09/18/2013) [-]
I have all of them
User avatar #96084 to #96083 - austoboyko (09/18/2013) [-]
I think im good.
User avatar #96086 to #96084 - makotoitou ONLINE (09/18/2013) [-]
pls
User avatar #96088 to #96086 - austoboyko (09/18/2013) [-]
**austoboyko rolled user duelknight ** Here take this one,have fun you 2
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User avatar #96042 - stubborndrek (09/17/2013) [-]
Anyone have any better advice than webmd?
I've had aches, chills, fatigue, fever, flu like shit.

I know I have to eat something, but I'm not hungry at all. For the past 2 days all I've had is cereal, soups, and a sandwich or two.
So should I be forcing myself to eat even if I'm not hungry or nauseous? I know it's more important to drink a lot of fluids, but what about eating?
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User avatar #96095 to #96042 - advicedude (09/18/2013) [-]
Could be:
Stomach Flu
Cold
lack of sleep
User avatar #96047 to #96042 - mrnappy (09/18/2013) [-]
How's your poo? Seriously, how is it?
User avatar #96048 to #96047 - stubborndrek (09/18/2013) [-]
ohbb

Meh, it varies from day to day and times. Last was a little watery, but not bad.
We're not talking Colorado flooding, more like a light storm on the Mississippi
User avatar #96049 to #96048 - mrnappy (09/18/2013) [-]
Eat food that makes your poo harder, maybe banana?
User avatar #96051 to #96049 - stubborndrek (09/18/2013) [-]
Haven't gotten actual groceries in a while
User avatar #96050 to #96049 - stubborndrek (09/18/2013) [-]
No fruit in my apartment tonight.
I've got cereals, ravioli, some macaroni and chicken, bubba burgers, and ramen
User avatar #96053 to #96050 - mrnappy (09/18/2013) [-]
Yea... that shit ain't good, it's alright for sometimes. I don't even know, eat healthy, go to /fitness/, drink more water, live the good life
User avatar #96056 to #96053 - stubborndrek (09/18/2013) [-]
I've actually been living the good life for the last month.
I'm underweight, so I had a lot of protein, muscle shakes, water, fruit, all that good stuff plus exercise 6 days a week.
I just can't really afford the gas to go back and forth to the store every few days since all my money goes to my apartment for school and all that shit.
But yeah. I called my parents, they said just eat a small portion of something so I don't starve, neglecting the whole shit factor
User avatar #96059 to #96056 - mrnappy (09/18/2013) [-]
K, I don't even know man, but doctors always ask me about my shit
#96041 - crystalmethods (09/17/2013) [-]
This girl and I are hitting it off and is very supportive and understanding that I need to take my time getting into a relationship with her. Last night over the phone she asked me if I wanted to meet her ex. I said no. Why would she ask me that?
User avatar #96043 to #96041 - lobselvith (09/18/2013) [-]
Maybe she's trying to make you jealous.
#96046 to #96043 - crystalmethods (09/18/2013) [-]
It could be. I'll have to ask her tonight.
User avatar #96096 to #96046 - advicedude (09/18/2013) [-]
DON'T.
Just don't bring up anything about ex's ever. It will make you seem like a jelous type or needy. also just not a good topic in general.
User avatar #96040 - lobselvith (09/17/2013) [-]
I'm slowly losing the motivation to play any video games, and it's seriously pissing me off.

Every time I get the urge to play something, I think, "Dead Space 2 sounds pretty good right now." and then I think, "Wait, you're stuck at the one part. Yeah, you probably aren't going to get past that point. You could try, but you're probably just going to end up wasting your time. You should play something else instead." Insert different game instead of Dead Space, lather rinse repeat.
#96107 to #96040 - longboarding (09/18/2013) [-]
Quit playing video games then. That's what I did. Now I just do homework, work out, play basketball, eat, and sleep. No more being tired at school or trying to cram in work, I always have at least a guaranteed 10+ hours of sleep.
User avatar #96098 to #96040 - advicedude (09/18/2013) [-]
It's ok. My PS3 broke a while ago and I haven't been playing nearly as much games as I used to even with a PC and Mac. For some reason I just like to have games more than play them though. Although I was hooked on F:NV and Skyrim for a bit. I would say just try to find a genre that fits you. I know my genre likes change as I experimented. Or maybe just fine more productive things to do instead of worrying about it.
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#96032 - yorker ONLINE (09/17/2013) [-]
My name is Billy Evans. I am a very sick little boy. My mother is typing this for me, because I can't. She is crying. The reason she is so sad because I'm so sick. I was born without a body. It doesn't hurt, except when I try to breathe.
The doctors gave me an artificial body. It's a burlap bag filled with leaves. The doctors said that was the best they could do on account of us having no money or insurance.
I would like to have a body transplant, but we need more money. Mommy doesn't work because she said no one hires crying people. I said, "Don't cry, Mommy" and she hugged my burlap bag. Mommy always gives me hugs, even though she's allergic to burlap and it makes her sneeze and chafes her real bad.
I hope you will help me. You can help my if you post this message everywhere you can. Dr. Johansen said that every time this message is posted, Bill Gates will team up with AOL and send a nickel to NASA. With that funding, NASA will collect prayers from school children all over America and have the astronauts take them up into space so that the angels can hear them better.
Then they will come back to earth and go to the Pope, and he will take up a collection in church and send all the money to the doctors. The doctors could help me get better then. Maybe one day I will be able to play baseball. Right now I can only be third base.
I try to be happy, but it's hard. I wish I had a kitty. I wish I could hold a kitty. I wish I could hold a kitty that wouldn't chew on me and try to bury its turds in the leaves of my burlap body. I wish that very much.
Thank You, Billy "Smiles" Evans
User avatar #96027 - bluzzerstream ONLINE (09/17/2013) [-]
What do you tell your parents when you're going to a party without lying too much? I have some parties I kind of have to go Some will be fun and some might not be but I still kind of have to go haha
#96108 to #96027 - longboarding (09/18/2013) [-]
Spend the night and say it's a sleep over. That's what I always do.
User avatar #96097 to #96027 - advicedude (09/18/2013) [-]
Or just build their trust enough so you can be honest about going to a party.
User avatar #96111 to #96097 - bluzzerstream ONLINE (09/18/2013) [-]
That's kind of what I've done but It'll suck if she's just like "NO". I'll try this anyway, if she says no I'll explain why I kind of have to goh
User avatar #96034 to #96027 - davvi (09/17/2013) [-]
"by mom and dad, don't wait up for me, i'll be back late. meeting some friends."
User avatar #96029 to #96027 - awesomerninjathing (09/17/2013) [-]
don't give them your friend's house number, or if you they already know it give them a friend they don't know about
User avatar #96028 to #96027 - nothingwasthesame (09/17/2013) [-]
going to a friends house, and youll be late
User avatar #96026 - funnyhound (09/17/2013) [-]
**funnyhound rolls 337**
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User avatar #96023 - vortexrain (09/17/2013) [-]
I want to start getting into more VN's, and I've been told that I need to change my locale to play games in other languages.
What exactly is my locale?
What does changing it do?
Will changing it fuck up my computer?
User avatar #96099 to #96023 - advicedude (09/18/2013) [-]
Locale is where you want to be set up. i.e. France
User avatar #96024 to #96023 - vortexrain (09/17/2013) [-]
I want start with Monster Girl Quest.
User avatar #96052 to #96024 - makotoitou ONLINE (09/18/2013) [-]
Good tastes sir. And locale is just the "homeland" of your computer or something. It doesn't mess with anything important. Some default windows text turns japanese but nothing you need.
User avatar #96055 to #96052 - vortexrain (09/18/2013) [-]
Thanks. I've been asking around, but nobody has given me any straight answer.
User avatar #96021 - daryldixon (09/17/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hT_nvWreIhg

what is this song on?

It's from a movie, commercial or a tv show or something
User avatar #96033 to #96021 - daryldixon (09/17/2013) [-]
figured it out
User avatar #96100 to #96033 - advicedude (09/18/2013) [-]
No problem. Glad I could help
#96018 - transgendered (09/17/2013) [-]
So theres this girl that I like. And yesterday, I felt like we were closer than we've ever been.
We had pretty much nothing to do all day, coz we both only had lessons at the end of the day. Anyhoo, at some point throughout the day, I got bored and started poking her face. She said "stawp it!!" and grabbed my finger to get me to stop (all in a jokey way. It wasnt like she was actually angry at me or anything). But then she just sorta... held on to it. For a good few minutes. And it was really nice.
Then, later on, she started fondling my boobs (yes, I'm a male, despite what my username suggests). Someone else said that "its not groping if you use the back of your hands". So I put this to the test, and definitely did not grope her boobies in any way at all. The great thing was, she could've easily stopped me. She had her hands up in like a shocked pose, and could've just put them down or pushed my hands away. But she didnt.
>mfw all this

But then... today happened. She had more lessons, and works straight after school. So I didnt even really get to see her. So, instead, I texted her... and she didnt respond. I dunno...
Is that like, normal? Usually we text quite a bit, but its not unusual to have quiet times. Does she actually like me, or am I just making glorious mountains out of mole hills? Is there any subtle way to find out without actually asking her and making it awkward?

I'll have to have at least some sorta conversation with her tomorrow (We play DnD together, with some friends), so its not the end of the world. I just dont like it going from everything to nothing in one day without some kinda explanation...
User avatar #96035 to #96018 - davvi (09/17/2013) [-]
eh she's into you
#96112 to #96035 - transgendered (09/18/2013) [-]
yeah, but whats up with all the sudden lack of responses?
This isnt the first time this has happened...
User avatar #96121 to #96112 - davvi (09/18/2013) [-]
she's shy and a bit awkward as well, hoping she's not pressing you and stuff.
don't make the mistake to read too much into every action
User avatar #96002 - nwts (09/17/2013) [-]
So theres a girl I've been wanting to talk to after school for a while now, we know each other by name but not much else
I feel like she wants me to talk to her; on registration day she started a conversation, and for a few days now she kept her head down when passing by me
I wouldve talked to her already but the thing is that shes always around her friends who have a sort of "No New Friends" mentality and would probably just giggle the whole time
Theyre pretty shy as am I
I have no classes with her, and have a different lunch period so its the only time i can really talk to her
Also, im walking the opposite direction when i see her so she might think of me as a creep if i just turn around to talk to her on her way to her locker
halp
User avatar #96011 to #96002 - fillelindome (09/17/2013) [-]
If you have any classes together, do like a smooth move so that you exit at the same time as her, even tho she is surrounded by friends, and see where it goes from there
User avatar #96013 to #96011 - nothingwasthesame (09/17/2013) [-]
"I have no classes with her"
But yeah, i might try to leave really quickly and be beside the door when she leaves
User avatar #96020 to #96013 - awesomerninjathing (09/17/2013) [-]
did you really switch accounts to reply to him lol

Amazing album btw
User avatar #96022 to #96020 - nothingwasthesame (09/17/2013) [-]
yes

and of course
User avatar #96003 to #96002 - stripey ONLINE (09/17/2013) [-]
Talk to her but do it in a non creepy way.
User avatar #96001 - spellingspetsnaz (09/17/2013) [-]
Hello everyone! This is but another comment asking for advice with women, who'd have guessed huh? I'll try to keep this short, I met my cousin's friend and we've been talking for about 2 weeks. Things are going pretty well but I want to show her I'm interested. I would just say it but I'm 17 and she's 20 so I want to wait until I'm 18. My birthday is October 27th.
User avatar #96012 to #96001 - fillelindome (09/17/2013) [-]
Well you can still date people, without actually having to bang them... and if she is also underage then i persume there is no problem
User avatar #96014 to #96012 - spellingspetsnaz (09/17/2013) [-]
I'm the one who's underaged, but she might have a problem with it. I don't want to bring it up and get shot down because of that.
User avatar #96015 to #96014 - fillelindome (09/17/2013) [-]
If she is much older, than it can be a problem, and eventually if you start going out she will find out about your age.
User avatar #96017 to #96015 - spellingspetsnaz (09/17/2013) [-]
She's 3 years older than me. I'm pretty sure she knows how old I am now, she knows I'm a senior in high school at least.
User avatar #96004 to #96001 - stripey ONLINE (09/17/2013) [-]
That's quite the wait
User avatar #96005 to #96004 - spellingspetsnaz (09/17/2013) [-]
Yes, yes it is. I was hoping if I threw her some signs she might take notice of them.
User avatar #96007 to #96005 - stripey ONLINE (09/17/2013) [-]
That sounds like the rational thing I suppose. Keep talking to her, if she seems interested in you too.
User avatar #96008 to #96007 - spellingspetsnaz (09/17/2013) [-]
Any tips on what kind of signs I can drop?
User avatar #96009 to #96008 - stripey ONLINE (09/17/2013) [-]
I think it depends on the situation and who you're talking If she sends you pictures, then compliment her, stuff like that.
User avatar #96010 to #96009 - spellingspetsnaz (09/17/2013) [-]
Alright, thanks for the help man. I really appreciate it.
User avatar #96016 to #96010 - stripey ONLINE (09/17/2013) [-]
Sorry I couldn't help more, good luck dude.
User avatar #95978 - lusir (09/17/2013) [-]
I have been chatting with this 8/10 girl for about 2 days, how do I know whether I am annoying to her? Are there any signs if I should continue chatting or just stop?
User avatar #95990 to #95978 - SunshineCabbage (09/17/2013) [-]
If someone has been talking to me for a while, and they're starting to annoy me, I'd give them really short answers or spend aaaaages to reply to them. Or I'd just straight out tell them they're bugging me.

If you think you're starting to annoy her, back off a little. Don't message her first, or if she messages you, don't reply instantly, wait a couple minutes sorta thing.
User avatar #95993 to #95990 - lusir (09/17/2013) [-]
Thanks man! I will try that
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User avatar #95981 to #95980 - lusir (09/17/2013) [-]
ah yes, straight to the point
#95996 to #95981 - transgendered (09/17/2013) [-]
This might be a bit risky. If you are annoying her, then she'll say yes and it'll all be fine.
But if you werent annoying her, she'll think you are being too over sensitive and worrying, and then you will start to be annoying....
But I agree with SunshineCabbage. Just leave it for a little bit. give her space to breathe.
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User avatar #95983 to #95982 - lusir (09/17/2013) [-]
is there another way?
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User avatar #95988 to #95984 - lusir (09/17/2013) [-]
I have a feeling I am annoying her, I won´t start the chat as the first one but I will wait and see whether she will write first
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#95989 to #95988 - jackii (09/17/2013) [-]
Ignore her, see if she starts talking to you. When she does, give smooth short answers.
User avatar #95991 to #95989 - lusir (09/17/2013) [-]
I will try that thanks a lot man!
User avatar #95975 - pottslande (09/17/2013) [-]
So my parents are finally getting divorced, and I am currently living with my dad. My mom was abusive throughout most of my life to both me and my dad. After talking to my friends about the situation, many of them have told me to cut my mom out of my life as much as possible. My mom had decided to make the divorce as messy as possible. She's refusing to sign papers and threatening to get a lawyer. In order to get the money to hire said lawyer, since she has no form of income herself, she's going to have to break into her and my dad's shared assets. The main asset? The college money my dad's saved up since I was little. We also have to regularly communicate with her so we can get our stuff, take the dogs to the vet and stuff. She also refuses to do simple tasks for herself such as mailing packages and filling up her car with gas, so often my dad will have to drive out for an hour just to help her do these basic activities. And through it all she's sending threatening and derogatory emails to us one day, while crying about how she misses us the next.

My question is, exactly how should I handle myself in this situation? Should I act nice to her (as much as I'd hate to do it) until this thing is settled? I feel like I should so she's get off my dad's back. Is it really right to cut her out of my life?
#95976 to #95975 - metalkinkajou (09/17/2013) [-]
So what is the story?
So what is the story?
User avatar #95979 to #95976 - pottslande (09/17/2013) [-]
Abusive, possibly bipolar mom. When I was a baby she apparently flew into a rage once and hit my dad over the head with a frying pan, and got sent to jail for a night because of it. A year later she cut him across the face with a knife and ran off before the police could get to the house. As for me, she'd regularly get mad at me, beat the crap out of me and tear out my hair and throw shit at me while saying a number of derogatory things to me, things that evolved as I grew older. Arguments between my parents usually resulted in her destroying something of value to my dad, or myself. Sometimes she'd just take off and leave in a fit and I wouldn't see her for days. She isolated us, basically not letting me have friends without her utmost approval, and making sure my dad's family , including my two half sisters, couldn't ever come see us because they were all "hick trailer trash" according to her. When I got older she threatened several times to send me to a mental hospital for my "disobedient behavior", even went to call them one time. Even to the last time I saw her she just couldn't hold back on her nastiness. According to her, she is perfect and everyone else is shit.

That's a very basic overview. I realize there are people who have had it much, much worse in such homes, but this was still quite shitty.
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