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#176496 - zerositnator
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(03/02/2015) [-]
Does anybody have the content on here about the dog that goes crazy when it hears "CHILD PORN"? I realize there is a youtube video and shit of it, but I need the content link.
#176493 - flixoe
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(03/02/2015) [-]
So I've been with a girl for two years (I'm right now 18 and she's a month from being 18), healthy relationship, no sex at all, I'm ultimate beta fag, etc. But enough about that. I've known that her parents treat her sometimes extremely well and other times like absolute shit and it completely pisses me off. She has come over to my house several times now bawling her eyes out because of how her parents have continuously yelled at her and her dad, especially, who has held her in place and made her look at him while he's screaming at her about how she's wronged them (not being a good member of the family, not doing her part, neglecting her schoolwork (she's in the top 5% of our class, so not even close)). She's being emotionally broken down by this and absolutely hates going back to her house, like cries when she has to go back over (and she's the strongest girl, emotionally, I know, so it's crazy to see). She can't confide in the rest of her family and trying to declare herself an adult a month before she actually turns 18 would be more work than waiting until she is actually 18. She has only told me about this and I, not really knowing what to do, am coming to you guys to see if any of you can help me with this. I considered a child abuse report but the only legal sense it has is that she's been emotionally (not physically) abused by her parents but there is no concrete evidence of this. I mean they're literally tearing her apart, and it breaks my heart to see it. And the child abuse report, if it failed, could easily come back to me, be received as falsified and land me in a miserable spot as well. What do FJ?
#176538 to #176493 - lordbrauner
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(03/02/2015) [-]
If she's almost out of there, give it time. If there's anything I've learned in life, it's to never burn bridges. Getting her some distance from her family will likely help both her and her parents come to realize that they care for each other a lot more than they let on. My parents and I absolutely did not get along. The day I moved out was sudden, as I packed up and left after a screaming match between myself and them. I remember my mom threw a glass at me as I left, and I heard my dad say "don't even bother coming back". I didn't, and I regret it because now I don't have a choice in whether I want to see them or not.

If she's held out this long, she can hold out just a little while longer. When the time comes, she'll get away from them, but the support system will still be intact should she ever need it.

Your role is to just be there for her when things get to be too much for her to handle on her own.
#176575 to #176538 - flixoe
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(03/02/2015) [-]
Thank you so much! I'll make sure that she knows I'm here for her whenever she needs me.
#176462 - secondlawprevails
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(03/02/2015) [-]
Just found out my girlfriend for over a year and a half had been raped multiple times by her neighbor over the past several months, she's called the police and everything, but I'm still in shock, confused, just upset with the whole scenario. The worst part is I had to hear it from her parents, because she was too afraid to tell me. I don't want to make things harder on her, but at the same time I'm gonna have a really hard time looking at her the same. Just.....advice please?
#176539 to #176462 - lordbrauner
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(03/02/2015) [-]
I think noneckcomics hit the nail on the head here. This is not something that you're supposed to understand or deal with, this is all on her. When she's ready, if she ever is, she'll come and talk to you about it. All you need to do is be patient with her and show empathy and understanding if her anxiety levels increase for any of the various reasons that will probably come of this. Support her, care for her, and when the time is right, listen to her. Don't push the idea, though. She needs to figure this out for herself before she can start to look for more external help, I think.
#176533 to #176462 - anon
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(03/02/2015) [-]
Well if you wanna catch the guy and your girl is willing you can have her pretend to want more. Have the guy come to your house and then they get frisky then she says no and most likely he will keep going. Make sure to have it all recorded. Kick his ass before anything starts. All you need is attempted rape, then by circumstance he'd probably get convicted of the original rapes as well. After that he goes to prison and the inmates will either kill him or he'll be someone's bitch.
#176479 to #176462 - amonahan
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(03/02/2015) [-]
Be a friend to her. Support her. Think about how much she needs you right now. Be there for her.
#176464 to #176462 - noneckcomics
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(03/02/2015) [-]
"I'm gonna have a really hard time looking at her the same" Why? You should be there to support her, not to judge or treat her any differently. She probably didn't tell you because of exactly that.
#176481 to #176464 - secondlawprevails
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(03/02/2015) [-]
I think I came off wrong there I mean I'm just very uncomfortable with fact that she was raped. This thing is So far out of my comfort zone that I have no idea what to do.
#176484 to #176481 - noneckcomics
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(03/02/2015) [-]
Remember, this happened to her not you. I wouldn't let her know you feel any worse towards her for it, if you do that it. Don't come across as self-centered, she isn't yours, she's a person.
#176491 to #176484 - secondlawprevails
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(03/02/2015) [-]
Alright man, thanks.
#176492 to #176491 - noneckcomics
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(03/02/2015) [-]
Good luck with it all bud, still not sure how she could get raped on different occasions, after the first event didn't she call the police...
#176495 to #176492 - secondlawprevails
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(03/02/2015) [-]
The guy was a neighbor and trusted friend of her family. He convinced her that no one would believe her.
#176498 to #176495 - noneckcomics
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(03/02/2015) [-]
So, like he's in jail now right? That would be my initial concern...
#176501 to #176498 - secondlawprevails
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(03/02/2015) [-]
No, he robbed them blind and disappeared off the face of the earth. This all only came to light after he started forwarding nude pictures of her to everyone they knew.
#176507 to #176501 - hoponthefeelstrain
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(03/02/2015) [-]
In light of this news I really enforce what I said, please as soon as you can go see her in person and let her know you still love her and that the man who did that to her can't break her. She's still who she was before and she's still loved.
#176504 to #176501 - noneckcomics
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(03/02/2015) [-]
Dang, what an awful situation...
#176508 to #176504 - secondlawprevails
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(03/02/2015) [-]
Yeah it is, and I feel pretty frickin powerless to do anything making it better.
#176509 to #176508 - noneckcomics
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(03/02/2015) [-]
Have you tried just asking her how you could help?
#176510 to #176509 - secondlawprevails
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(03/02/2015) [-]
Yeah, she said getting to see me this weekend would help make things better.
#176512 to #176510 - noneckcomics
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(03/02/2015) [-]
I wish you two the best.
#176517 to #176512 - secondlawprevails
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(03/02/2015) [-]
Thanks man. I just hope they find the fucker responsible for it all.
#176522 to #176517 - noneckcomics
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(03/02/2015) [-]
What comes around goes around, I'm sure he'll be dropping soap soon enough. Besides, such scum doesn't deserve to live rent free inside your head.
#176525 to #176522 - secondlawprevails
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(03/02/2015) [-]
I can't help it, I'm a worry-er. I fret over things.
#176527 to #176525 - noneckcomics
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(03/02/2015) [-]
Worrying has never helped anything.
#176528 to #176527 - secondlawprevails
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(03/02/2015) [-]
I know, all its ever done in the past is give me stomachs ulcers. I have no doubt in my mind this will give me one. But I can't help but worry about her, I love her.
#176463 to #176462 - hoponthefeelstrain
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(03/02/2015) [-]
honestly. Just be there for her, and maybe don't touch her. After being raped a lot of victims don't want to be touched. Don't treat her any differently, that's most likely the reason she didn't want to tell you. Just be there to listen when she's ready to talk.

Why don't you think you can look at her the same?
#176477 to #176463 - secondlawprevails
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(03/02/2015) [-]
Because we're dealing with the fact that some filthy lowlife raped her, and this thing is so far out of my comfort zone I don't even know where to start. I'm Just confused and upset and I don't know what to think.
#176480 to #176477 - hoponthefeelstrain
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(03/02/2015) [-]
She went to the police, she had to retell her story over and over, get tested for STD's , blood drawn and had a tiny camera shoved up her cooch for a rape kit. Seriously just support her.

The guy who did that to her is an evil piece of shit and he'll get what's coming to him when he goes to jail, the process won't be fast and they might not even convict him. Your girlfriend needs someone to lean on right now. Let that be you.
#176500 to #176480 - secondlawprevails
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(03/02/2015) [-]
I've done my best to comfort her over the phone. Told her she could trust me and talk to me about anything. Feel like Shit I couldn't comfort her in person, I'm stuck at college. Still getting over the shock of the news.
#176502 to #176500 - hoponthefeelstrain
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(03/02/2015) [-]
whenever you get the chance to see her surprise her with foods she loves (chocolates, ice cream, cakes) and movies. A night for you guys to just stay in and chill. A movie will let you guys spend time together while you don't necessarily have to talk but you'll still be close. Also I'd suggest giving her a giant stuffed animal of some sort. Something to comfort her when you're not around.

Tell me her favorite animal and I can see if I can find a giant version of it? That is if you're up for that. I think it'd be good for her, having something to squeeze and hug and to remind her of you. It's what my boyfriend did and we're also long distance dating.
#176511 to #176502 - secondlawprevails
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(03/02/2015) [-]
She likes horses. And anime.
#176515 to #176513 - secondlawprevails
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(03/02/2015) [-]
Thanks. I think she would love that. I'll have to save up for it, but at least now I can feel like I'm doing something.
#176518 to #176515 - hoponthefeelstrain
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(03/02/2015) [-]
I'm really glad I could help. Also just keep in mind you don't have to buy her things to feel like you're doing stuff, taking her on a pic nick or camping (if she's into that) are low cost dates and will still show you care
#176519 to #176518 - secondlawprevails
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(03/02/2015) [-]
Maybe the picnic idea, both her parents are in really poor health, and they rely heavily on having her around, so it's hard to get her out of the house.
#176520 to #176519 - hoponthefeelstrain
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(03/02/2015) [-]
Well it's a good thing she has someone like you who cares for her . When you get the horse you should put one of your shirts on it. It's sounds creepy but the main reason girls steal guy hoodies is cause the guy smells great. We give them back once they lose their smell.
#176521 to #176520 - secondlawprevails
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(03/02/2015) [-]
She could have all my fucking hoodies man, just anything to make her feel better. I love this girl to bits, if I wasn't a poorfag in college I'd have asked her to marry me already.
#176523 to #176521 - hoponthefeelstrain
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(03/02/2015) [-]
It'll take time for her to feel better. And seriously it's great that you love her, just make sure she knows it . But I do find it comforting to steal my boyfriends hoodies and wear them/smell them. Especially when the smell like him. So maybe she would to.
#176526 to #176523 - secondlawprevails
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(03/02/2015) [-]
Ok. I'll ask her if she'd like to borrow one.
#176531 to #176526 - hoponthefeelstrain
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(03/02/2015) [-]
alright well good luck with everything.
#176532 to #176531 - secondlawprevails
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(03/02/2015) [-]
Thanks. Can I pm you in the future as things progress? I feel like talking is really helping me sort my thoughts out.
#176537 to #176532 - hoponthefeelstrain
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(03/02/2015) [-]
Yea of course. I'll add you.
#176461 - hidanfangirl
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(03/02/2015) [-]
So, this fedora wearing brony at my school wants to date me. He asked me and I politely said no. He keeps on saying he wants to hug and kiss me though. How do I get him to stop?
#176589 to #176461 - focalanemo ONLINE
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(03/02/2015) [-]
You know if a person starts acting retarded, you can stop being polite to get something through their head.
#176534 to #176461 - WhereMehSammich
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(03/02/2015) [-]
Make a scene the next time he tries and make sure he's embarrassed. During lunch or near the end of class just loudly assert that you're not into guys/faggots who are into my little pony. Say he's ugly. It's rude and mean but definitely effective. It may backfire and he'll shootup you and your school, but it's unlikely. Just watch out. As with any guy, they're unpredictable. Statistically he's more likely to an hero than he is to murder you.
#176535 to #176534 - hidanfangirl
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(03/02/2015) [-]
Alright. By the way I have no problem with ponies in general because I consider myself a fan, I just have a problem with the whole brony ideal that this guy has.
#176505 to #176461 - alexanderburns
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(03/02/2015) [-]
so he's a hidanfangirlfanboy
#176506 to #176505 - hidanfangirl
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(03/02/2015) [-]
Mhm
#176482 to #176461 - amonahan
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(03/02/2015) [-]
Say this explicitly "I don't find ANY aspect of you attractive at all. Stop asking to hug me. Stop asking to kiss me. I don't like you nor will I ever like you. If you persist I will press charges against you (make something up about stalking or some shit). Are we clear?" See where that takes you.
#176469 to #176461 - terriblytreble
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(03/02/2015) [-]
Hold on, hold on. Guys, what if we're going about this all wrong? We all know bronies can't get laid. This is a universal truth. What would happen if one DID?
My hypothesis is that he would crumble into cheeto dust.
It may not be very fun, but say yes. It might mean one less brony.
#176474 to #176469 - hidanfangirl
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(03/02/2015) [-]
Plis no
#176476 to #176474 - terriblytreble
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(03/02/2015) [-]
Hey man, that's fine.
#176465 to #176461 - noneckcomics
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(03/02/2015) [-]
Fire.
#176451 - gharshi
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(03/02/2015) [-]
Okay, I know this might be a pretty far reach, but I thought I should take the chance..

so I'm looking for a song that is fairly new, and I remember very little of it but it sounded a bit like house music. it had a pretty dominant base with a girl humming and "moaning" as a part of the beat. then I think some guy rapped in small parts (not sure about this, but I think I heard a dude somewhere in there). the beat sounded really weird and mysterious

now is there anyone who knows what I'm looking for? I really, really need to find it
#176548 to #176451 - anon
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(03/02/2015) [-]
Try soundhound or upload a vocaroo and maybe someone here will recognize it.
#176555 to #176548 - gharshi
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(03/02/2015) [-]
I would but I remember very little of it. it's really blurry I don't even remember the beat. just remember the girls voice being a part of it, and that it sounded really trippy and slightly creepy
#176582 to #176555 - anon
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(03/02/2015) [-]
fairly new... how new? Like this year or what? Where and when did you hear it? The radio, a game, tv show?
#176583 to #176582 - gharshi
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(03/02/2015) [-]
probably this year, or at least at the end of 2014. heard it on the radio a week ago. I thought the station was "NRJ", so I checked their website and spent hours going through their playlists, but didn't find anything
#176591 to #176583 - anon
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(03/02/2015) [-]
Honestly have no idea so I'll just post random guesses and try to get lucky. If i had to guess I'd say it was Ellie Goulding, Lorde, or some dubstep-esque artist like ones I'm about to post. Perhaps you'll recognize the voice of the artist if one of them are the one. Radio stations still play older songs so it might not have been something new.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=09wdQP1FFR0
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDI6HTR9arA
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1E57ItDlfm0
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hzgS9s-tE8
www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0kqChSiKrs
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvE-Gswab00
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfjLLTmv9T8
www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4qyK9eUjN4
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpEOErRV-u4
Hope you remember it...
#176601 to #176591 - gharshi
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(03/02/2015) [-]
thank you so much for the effort, but sadly it's none of them. in the song I'm looking for, the girl didn't sing. she just made short sounds that was a part of the beat. also, it was more like techno, not dubstep.

I've been looking for it all day now, I'm trying so hard to remember the details that now the song doesn't even seem real anymore. anyways, I'll keep looking and if I find it, I'll post it here in care you were curious
#176485 to #176453 - amonahan
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(03/02/2015) [-]
It's definitely this

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#176449 - itzsquiggle
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(03/02/2015) [-]
Movies always portray cheating and taking coke to be the norm. I find this increasingly intrusive on my state of mind and mental health. Continuously being bombarded with thoughts that I'll never find anyone who isn't an unfaithful wild party goer.

I hate this. Because now I feel like that is all there is to life and there are no quiet people in this day and age of our race.
#176536 to #176449 - WhereMehSammich
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(03/02/2015) [-]
It's understandable. You and many other young men like you are choosing to be more reclusive because of the behavior of women and society. Just do your best and be your best and you'll find someone. There are faithful women out there who don't need to go out and party. As for either gender once you mature a bit more you realize partying isn't the greatest shit ever and do it less. Cheating is for whores and the weak minded. Love's a hard game but if you don't play you won't win. Might as well try.
#176487 to #176449 - amonahan
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(03/02/2015) [-]
Strengthen your mind.
#176466 to #176449 - noneckcomics
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(03/02/2015) [-]
They exist, trust me. Never give up.
#176454 to #176449 - megasharkman
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(03/02/2015) [-]
Then don't watch those shows/movies.
#176437 - hoponthefeelstrain
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(03/02/2015) [-]
Advice on naming him? It's 8 feet long btw.
#176467 to #176437 - noneckcomics
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(03/02/2015) [-]
Squidward Jr
#176470 to #176467 - hoponthefeelstrain
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(03/02/2015) [-]
but that's lame
#176472 to #176470 - noneckcomics
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(03/02/2015) [-]
Fine, Mr Snuggleplush or Tentacool
#176473 to #176472 - hoponthefeelstrain
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(03/02/2015) [-]
Mr. Squiggles?
#176478 to #176473 - noneckcomics
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(03/02/2015) [-]
Mr Squiggles works. I like how he's 8 feet long and has 8 technically 6 feet 2 arms but for this jokes sake feet.
#176483 to #176478 - hoponthefeelstrain
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(03/02/2015) [-]
I got to pick out the patterns myself to personalize it. I'm really happy with how it turned out. Plus yea that thing is massive, it's the entire length of my bed and then some :o
#176486 to #176483 - noneckcomics
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(03/02/2015) [-]
I never knew I wanted one so much.. How did you acquire this titan?
#176489 to #176486 - hoponthefeelstrain
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(03/02/2015) [-]
boyfriend bought it for me for valentines day and the lady who made it just shipped it..

www.etsy.com/listing/208346917/giant-squid-plush-body-pillow-made-to?ref=listing-shop-header-0
that's the shop I bought it from but some people do sell them cheaper, I just chose this one cause I could pick out what patterns I wanted.
#176497 to #176489 - noneckcomics
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(03/02/2015) [-]
Bless, you lucky sod. Thanks for the link
#176499 to #176497 - hoponthefeelstrain
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(03/02/2015) [-]
no problem. Everyone deserves a giant squid to cuddle.
#176455 to #176437 - megasharkman
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(03/02/2015) [-]
Fredward
#176442 to #176437 - dangercliff
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(03/02/2015) [-]
Jay Owen
#176443 to #176442 - hoponthefeelstrain
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(03/02/2015) [-]
but y
#176444 to #176443 - dangercliff
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(03/02/2015) [-]
Jay Ywen?
#176445 to #176444 - hoponthefeelstrain
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(03/02/2015) [-]
I was thinking of naming him What's Kraken
#176447 to #176445 - dangercliff
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(03/02/2015) [-]
Jay Owen.
#176438 to #176437 - hoponthefeelstrain
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(03/02/2015) [-]
or I guess it'd be better if I asked for name suggestions.
#176415 - prominant
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(03/01/2015) [-]
My laptop is bad, most games will lag when I play them.. I am bored. So bored. Nothing to do, any suggestions?
#176450 to #176415 - megasharkman
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(03/02/2015) [-]
Old school rpgs like Planescape Torment
#176420 to #176415 - sugoi
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(03/02/2015) [-]
Play flash games.
#176424 to #176420 - prominant
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(03/02/2015) [-]
Name the best one you've ever played
#176426 to #176424 - sugoi
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(03/02/2015) [-]
I've played a lot and forgot a lot.
Dinorun was a good favorite of mine a while back.
#176430 to #176426 - prominant
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(03/02/2015) [-]
You know, that's actually not a bad shout, cheers dude
#176440 to #176430 - dangercliff
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(03/02/2015) [-]
Newgrounds.

Good shit usually
Also, Hearthstone can eat a lot of your time and very little of your ram
#176419 to #176415 - SOUL CRUSHER
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(03/02/2015) [-]
read a book
#176423 to #176419 - prominant
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(03/02/2015) [-]
But I don't have any books.. ;_;
#176488 to #176423 - amonahan
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(03/02/2015) [-]
Megashare
Putlocker
Streamtuner
have fun.
#176490 to #176488 - prominant
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(03/02/2015) [-]
Thanks dude
#176436 to #176423 - sumbodi
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(03/02/2015) [-]
then read random things around your house
#176414 - cloakndagger
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(03/01/2015) [-]
Right, so I need some advice. I have this fedora, see? I got it when I was younger, thought it was a pretty cool hat with real nice aesthetics. Never really wore it in too cringey of a fashion, as in with leather jackets and videogame shirts, or shit that would clash with the style. but I've stopped wearing it because I started noticing a rabid hate of it online, and I started sticking to just basic baseball caps and shit.

I want to know how far this hatred goes. In the past few years I've taken a liking to dressing in a somewhat specific way. I'll normally wear a plain t-shirt with an open button-up short sleeve shirt and a pair of jeans/cargos. If I replace the more accepted hats with a fedora like I've been thinking about doing, do you think it would go with that style? I wouldn't be laughed at behind my back, right?
#176452 to #176414 - megasharkman
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(03/02/2015) [-]
After you said "fedora, see?" I read that in an old timey gangster voice. Also never wear a fedora again. Just ask a girl or more feminine dude whst kind of hat you should wear.
#176421 to #176414 - sugoi
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(03/02/2015) [-]
It goes pretty deep.
I was with a group of friends at uni and I was wearing one of those army cap type deals and then a girl asked if that was a fedora.

Basically all the guys practically shouted NO! in disgust.

Now unless you're an old man wearing one made from straw or something you probably shouldn't ever wear it again.
#176425 to #176421 - cloakndagger
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(03/02/2015) [-]
Yeah, I'll just stick to the baseball cap then.
#176418 to #176414 - derpityhurr
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(03/02/2015) [-]
id stick to beanies or baseball hats
#176417 to #176414 - redandgreen
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(03/02/2015) [-]
Hats don't look good on anyone I think.
#176416 to #176414 - cloakndagger
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(03/01/2015) [-]
It's actually a trilby, but everyone mistakes it for a fedora. Not sure how many people know this, so I just called it what it's misnamed as.
#176413 - terriblytreble
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(03/01/2015) [-]
I need a cheap laptop that can run Minecraft without lagging and overheating.
Like seriously the one I have now is a piece of shit.
#176468 to #176413 - noneckcomics
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(03/02/2015) [-]
Why not get a desktop for gaming? much more stable, cheap, and better performance wise. Then use your laptop for portable non gaming stuffs.
#176471 to #176468 - terriblytreble
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(03/02/2015) [-]
Any reccomendations?
#176475 to #176471 - noneckcomics
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(03/02/2015) [-]
For $500 someone on the technology board should be able to sort you out. Just make sure you get at LEAST 6gb ram for minecrafting. Next priority look for a good processor, Intel i3 range for your budget probably. Then look for a nice dedicated graphics card. Avoid integrated only, they're so bad. The rest is fairly basic (storage/OS)
#176422 to #176413 - sugoi
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(03/02/2015) [-]
Define "cheap"
#176427 to #176422 - terriblytreble
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(03/02/2015) [-]
I want to be able to afford it without having to pimp my mother on the streets.
#176429 to #176427 - sugoi
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(03/02/2015) [-]
That's still not a price tag.
#176431 to #176429 - terriblytreble
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(03/02/2015) [-]
Look below.
#176428 to #176427 - terriblytreble
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(03/02/2015) [-]
500 dollars or less. Or around that.
#176432 to #176428 - sugoi
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(03/02/2015) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyaHr1TvXB8
That ones like 279 or some shit and plays well at 30fps.
#176434 to #176432 - terriblytreble
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(03/02/2015) [-]
Nice.
#176433 to #176432 - sugoi
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(03/02/2015) [-]
Warning though, it apparently has shit battery life and you can't switch out batteries.
By shit I mean like... 2 hours or some shit. So I guess it'll be fine as long as you lug a charger around.
#176435 to #176433 - terriblytreble
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(03/02/2015) [-]
My current laptop has a real shit battery life too. I can live.
#176405 - WootBoot
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(03/01/2015) [-]
The reason I'm posting this is because if i had heard this advice years ago, it would have helped me alot and hopefully it'll be useful to someone here
I know there's alot of people here who have trouble getting laid or finding a girlfriend and i just wanted to say that anyone can get a girl despite looks, wealth, or confidence. I know most of us are betas but even that doesnt matter, you just have to get out there and actually talk to girls. The only difference between what we call alphas and betas is trying. Its like any other skill, you'll get better with practice. And everyone has heard this before but be yourself, dont lie about what you're like or what you're looking for. Be clear about your intentions with her in a way thats not creepy, try not to seem desperate or move too fast, and keep it simple. Girls respect that alot more than money or looks, at least the ones who are worth anything do
Almost posted as anon but at the last second i realized that this is worth any ammount of imaginary red thumbs
tldr; fuck you, read it
#176401 - karvarausku
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(03/01/2015) [-]
Okay guys. My gf birthday is coming up and I have no idea what we should do..

For starters there is a movie theater in my town so we are going there, but after that I have no idea. We are both adults and we can go to bar, but there's no fun in that. There are no restaurants or any "decent" eating places in the town I could take her (kebabs and that shit there is, but come on it's her bd).

No hobby options like karting / paintball stuff so that's invalid option...

So guys.. I'm looking to make her day special with movie ---> bd at home ---> maybe candle dinner at home too, but question is... What to cook?

ps: I'm gonna let my computer cooldown that day so I'm not accidentally the whole day on computer..
#176494 to #176401 - amonahan
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(03/02/2015) [-]
Make some sandwiches. Get some pop. and go out on an old fashioned picnic. Make her favourite food or something. Take her somewhere special to her. Something like that. You don't need money to make something special.
#176524 to #176494 - karvarausku
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(03/02/2015) [-]
You do realize it's still winter in Finland... The lakes are frozen, snow like hell.

The places that I would take her require car (which I do not own).
#176568 to #176524 - amonahan
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(03/02/2015) [-]
No where previously did you state that it was in Finland. In that case go for a romantic winter walk?
#176574 to #176568 - karvarausku
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(03/02/2015) [-]
Naah. It's usually obvious from my name. But I do realize what you mean. Also I don't know why ppl are thumbing down these answers.
#176639 to #176574 - amonahan
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(03/03/2015) [-]
Dude, anonymous hates me. It's as if theres one person who follows all of my comments and thumbs them down :/ oh well. Life goes on. And plus I've made some awesome comments that WAY outscale the negs, so im happy. But anyway, about the date. What does she like to do? What are some of her favourite things? What do you know makes her happy (besides sex)? Example: You know she LOVES hawaiian pizza, and also she started watching this new show. BAM idea. Order her fav pizza, snuggle on the couch watching her favourite movie or show or marathon that new show she likes and give her a back rub or rub her feet. As long as the thought and effort is there I'm sure she'll love it.
#176457 to #176401 - MrKittyKat
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(03/02/2015) [-]
try for like a very special cuisine of some sort, ask her what her favorite food is,

my old gf was bangers n mash, we were planning it for our one year anniversary but we broke up 7 months in ;_;

The fact is even if you fuck it up she'll see all the effort you put in and be happy cos of it.
Best of luck bro
#176403 to #176401 - megasharkman
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(03/01/2015) [-]
Pasta with italian sausage, bananas, and rice krispy treats in the shape of penises.
#176399 - jojoj
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(03/01/2015) [-]
Why do i not get any notifications anymore from the accounts i'm subscribed to?
I've gone into preferences and it says i should be getting them.
#176387 - sideism
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(03/01/2015) [-]
do gay people masturbate to straight porn the same way straight people masturbate to gay porn?

questions like this keep me up at night....
#176395 to #176387 - redandgreen
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(03/01/2015) [-]
You posted this in Hobby as well? Straight people don't masturbate to gay porn do they!?
#176397 to #176395 - sideism
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(03/01/2015) [-]
like guys looking at lesbian porn
#176402 to #176397 - redandgreen
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(03/01/2015) [-]
It didn't occur to me, sorry.
#176396 to #176395 - karvarausku
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(03/01/2015) [-]
he/she prob means lesbian for guys and gay for girls.

Girls that go to conventions usually tend to fantasize about gay boys... (cause yaoi and stuff)
#176400 to #176396 - redandgreen
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(03/01/2015) [-]
Oh. OK.
#176386 - chonies
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(03/01/2015) [-]
So im trying to install some sounds for team fortress 2 but nothing works. Huds and displays work, and google doesn't help.i need help wtf am I doing wrong?
#176391 to #176386 - scapeartist
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(03/01/2015) [-]
did you remember to replace the old sound files with the ones you downloaded? You might have forgotten to delete/replace the original files.
#176392 to #176391 - chonies
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(03/01/2015) [-]
So where are the sound files do you know? I have been putting them in C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\SteamApps\common\Team Fortress 2\tf\custom
#176393 to #176392 - scapeartist
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(03/01/2015) [-]
there should bein .../common/Team Fortress 2/tf/tf2miscdir.vpk

Because of the file type, you might need a special program to open the file. I'm not sure.
#176394 to #176393 - chonies
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(03/01/2015) [-]
Ok, I'll see if I can open it
#176376 - thumbsdenied
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(03/01/2015) [-]
Shaved myself completely bald, noticed i have kinda dry scalp, can i use face moisturiser on my scalp or do i have to buy something else?, also what is a good face moisturiser? My face is hella dry

#176380 to #176376 - redandgreen
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(03/01/2015) [-]
There's lots of products you can use. Without knowing why you might have dry skin it's hard to suggest something as some products may make it worse.
E45 cream is probably the best thing I can suggest - it's good for most things, not expensive, and unlikely to set any condition or allergy off. If it's bad you should see a doctor though.
#176381 to #176380 - thumbsdenied
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(03/01/2015) [-]
Its very minor, just want my head to look clean
#176384 to #176381 - redandgreen
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(03/01/2015) [-]
I don't know about using E45 on your scalp but you could try. Some people get dandruff from their shampoo because it is too harsh, you might just need a sensitive scalp shampoo, like a Johnsons baby shampoo.

You can definitely use E45 on your skin normally, it should help your face very quickly if you apply it regularly in the morning after your shower and before bed but make sure you rub it in well or it won't work properly and you'll look a mess.
#176446 to #176384 - thumbsdenied
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(03/02/2015) [-]
But il test out the E45 for my face and hands if i find it in stores, or do you find it in drug stores?
#176540 to #176446 - redandgreen
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(03/02/2015) [-]
You can get it in some supermarkets here but a pharmacy should definitely have it. I hope it helps.
#176441 to #176384 - anon
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(03/02/2015) [-]
I use redken, scalp relief shampoo. My scalp looks fine now, think it was just from shaving my head the 1st time
#176374 - garykn
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(03/01/2015) [-]
1) How do I make gifs?
2) Is there anywhere to do so using a youtube video?
#176385 to #176374 - scapeartist
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(03/01/2015) [-]
try www.onlineyoutube.com/
You can convert any video to about 10 different formats.
#176373 - rokkai
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(03/01/2015) [-]
so im having some internet connection problems and i need some advice.
my speedtest results are showing me that my provider is telling the truth about their work. i get the values they told me about with low ping (30-40) but whenever i try to play a game (LoL, TF2 or any other game) my ping is min. 90 and i constantly get ping spikes which are really annoying. i didn't have this problem at the beginning but for the last couple of months it's happening and i believe it's because of my cables. they're all wrinkly and old and it's not a one whole cable it's out second subscription so the old cable is still connected to the reciever basically only the head of the cable going into the modem is renewed. or it's because of the modem but i really don't know.

what else can it be?
#176404 to #176373 - megasharkman
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(03/01/2015) [-]
Probably the modem. Just call your cable company and theyll figure it out
#176382 to #176373 - anon
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(03/01/2015) [-]
If you're on the East Coast like I am you'll have to get used to it for a while.
Many games have their servers based closer to the West Coast than the East Coast as that is where their businesses are located. Such is the life with League especially. West Coast players complain about lag when they hit 20-30 ping. East Coast players live with 80+ ping all day erry day. Many even average around 110-120 ping depending on location and ISP.
#176412 to #176382 - rokkai
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(03/01/2015) [-]
eventhough i live in turkey, i'm a big fan of NA scene so i keep up with the news therefore i've heard rumors about you guys wanting a server in east coast due to the high ping. it must suck for people from canada too.
#176379 to #176373 - sineztro
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(03/01/2015) [-]
can I have a pic of the cables you use?
#176406 to #176379 - rokkai
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#176408 to #176406 - rokkai
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(03/01/2015) [-]
you see, it's all broken and taped up i circled it bc i thought it was hard to see
#176411 to #176408 - sineztro
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(03/01/2015) [-]
you should definetly replace this cable,
#176407 to #176406 - sineztro
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(03/01/2015) [-]
sorry should probably be more specific but like the ens too?
#176409 to #176407 - rokkai
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(03/01/2015) [-]
im sorry but im not really familiar with this kind of stuff. i'd appreciate if you can be more specific.
#176410 to #176409 - sineztro
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(03/01/2015) [-]
oh like where it hooks up to the books and maybe where its plugged into the wall?
#176371 - nigerianprince
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(03/01/2015) [-]
I'm looking to buy a laptop under $600, i need it to be really fast for just browsing the internet without any hiccups or pauses and i want it to be able to run csgo and tf2 at over 60fps. So far the best one i found is Dell 3540. What do you guys recommend?
#176389 to #176371 - scapeartist
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(03/01/2015) [-]
www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=9SIA6R42CH4966

My current laptop,
Intel Core i5 4210U (1.70GHz)
8GB DDR3L Memory 1TB HDD
NVIDIA GeForce GT 840M
1366 x 768

I have had it for about 3 months now, I runs beautifully and can play Skyrim at high settings around 40 fps. It is just under $600
#176372 to #176371 - rokkai
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(03/01/2015) [-]
820M will do it but with that price, i think you can find much better gpu's. because there will be a difference between 840M im assuming only gaming laptops will have 850M and higher cards so 840 would be the max you can get with a regular laptop and 820M. i5 processor and 500gb hdd will be enough. most of the time so just go for 840+M's and 8gig rams (im not an expert tho so you can ask somebody else)
#176370 - anon
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(03/01/2015) [-]
I made a new friend, she seems nice enough. She hasn't started ranting or anything. Yet recently she started dropping hints of being an SJW, at first asking my thoughts on transgender characters, and then using terms like non-binary, and telling me her preferred pronouns etc. Should I drop her with no further contact? Make up a story about how I have to leave? Or just stick it out and hope for the best?
#176377 to #176370 - amonahan
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(03/01/2015) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKWmFWRVLlU
Show her this link, if she doesn't laugh then she's not worth your time.