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#100540 - smashingkills (10/23/2013) [-]
Is anyone here good with Photoshop and would be willing to make me one maybe two Youtube banners? Thanks in advance.   
   
Not really advice, just need some help
Is anyone here good with Photoshop and would be willing to make me one maybe two Youtube banners? Thanks in advance.

Not really advice, just need some help
User avatar #100574 to #100540 - Metallicock (10/23/2013) [-]
of what?
#100604 to #100574 - smashingkills (10/23/2013) [-]
Well:
One Grand Theft Auto themed, I'd like for that one to have CJ from San Andreas and Claude from GTA III

Second is Skyrim themed.

As well both having "Kingfury4" written on them

Here is my current one
User avatar #100528 - kkrriissttiinnee (10/23/2013) [-]
okay so another halloween help thing

So I was planning to be totoro because I have a totoro cloak and what not but at the last moment I want to be Velma because people say I could actually pass

What should I be?
User avatar #100529 to #100528 - faithrider (10/23/2013) [-]
1 week til halloween, i'd say stick with it. i mean from your profile pic it looks like you'd be a slammin velma, but honestly with as little tie as there is, you don't have much longer to prepare
User avatar #100531 to #100529 - kkrriissttiinnee (10/23/2013) [-]
Hmmm true. I'll think about it some more but you're right.

Also another question! If I'm being totoro with matching thigh-highs should I wear a skirt or shorts?
User avatar #100532 to #100531 - faithrider (10/23/2013) [-]
pics? i'm not sure who totoro is...
User avatar #100535 to #100534 - faithrider (10/23/2013) [-]
i see... depends what look you are going for? and how long is the skirt?
User avatar #100536 to #100535 - kkrriissttiinnee (10/23/2013) [-]
A cute look not whoreish look, and it's a little bit past my fingertips!
User avatar #100537 to #100536 - faithrider (10/23/2013) [-]
then definitely the skirt. if it is past the fingers that's what it should look like. if it were shorter than your fingers it would look whorish... so, yeah.
User avatar #100538 to #100537 - kkrriissttiinnee (10/23/2013) [-]
alright thanks for the advice!
User avatar #100539 to #100538 - faithrider (10/23/2013) [-]
no problem, be sure to post pics!
#100516 - lovecranes (10/23/2013) [-]
I can't bbelieve hat I'm actually asking FJ for help, but here it goes. So, a few months back, I met a guy here. We've been talking non-stopping for a while until just a few weeks ago, everything turned into over cooked spaghetti. Let me explain. We decided to try about a casual long distance relationship, which went awesome during the summer. Then the school year tolled around and we just emailed each other from there. During this period of just emailing, he told me he has this huge crush a girl who goes to his school. Of course, being the kind of person I m, I immediately support him. I told him it's fine with me if goes out with other girls and does whatever. And so, he asks her out, but she turns him down, saying, "Oh. I am moving away soon and I don't feel ready for a man in my life yet." She is apparently this really hot girl who dresses like a model. While that's happening with him, I found someone else and just recently found out he had been cheating on me since we started going out. Then, now, a really shy guy told me today that he is interested in me. I don't know what to say because the guy with the long distance relationship/ish wouldn't tell me what happened today.He wrote n email saying, "This may be the last email you'll hear from me in your entire life. I screwed up big today, worse thsn I thought...I only have a couple of hours left.." I have no idea what to think. I m so worried.What should I do? I emailed the distance guy saying: "my final words to you are: I love you."
#100802 to #100516 - lovecranes (10/26/2013) [-]
Okay. An update on the situation. I am currently thinking whether to break off contact with the guy on the internet or not. I really think that it's for the best to just forget about him and move on; after all, it is the internet we are talking about. Any ideas?
User avatar #100636 to #100516 - adrilazzaro (10/24/2013) [-]
believe nothing, go for those close to you.
#100787 to #100636 - lovecranes (10/25/2013) [-]
Who are those pople close to me? My best friends know nothing of this.
User avatar #100803 to #100787 - adrilazzaro (10/26/2013) [-]
what i mean is dont date or grow affection for fukass random people you'll never truly meet. go for people literally clsoe to you as in in your area or people who you meet face to face. Much harder to lie then
#100804 to #100803 - lovecranes (10/26/2013) [-]
Yeah. I know what you mean. I just ended the whole thing with the guy. It feels good actually, oddly. I did find someone in my area, but I found out he was cheating on me about a week or so ago, and that completely pissed me off.
User avatar #100805 to #100804 - adrilazzaro (10/26/2013) [-]
well that sucks, but dont be put off. Honestly online dating is the alst thing you want to do, it is far too easy to lie over the internet. the only thing i'd do over the internet is sext. Best of lucks in the future
#100806 to #100805 - lovecranes (10/26/2013) [-]
Yeah. It sucks being cheated on. Not a good feeling. Oh well. Well, there is this one guy who has been interested in me lately. We'll see where that goes. Oh life.
User avatar #100606 to #100516 - alphabethsoop (10/23/2013) [-]
I don't believe this because no one would be stupid enough to say I love you for the first time as a last goodbye
#100786 to #100606 - lovecranes (10/25/2013) [-]
Well, I did.
User avatar #100547 to #100516 - deadlywarrior (10/23/2013) [-]
I don't believe a word of this
#100784 to #100547 - lovecranes (10/25/2013) [-]
Wel, I'm just tellin' you truth and the situation. Nothing but the truth.
#100515 - codyxvasco (10/23/2013) [-]
Greetings Advice.

I want to dress as doctor Alfred for Halloween. But I'm looking for some help with a few aspects.

1.One iconic part of this costume is that his glasses are white and you can't see his eyes. I have no idea how to recreate this.

2. The chainsaw. I need a balance between a mini gasoline chainsaw and a plastic toy. Because one is too real and one is too fake.

3. Lab coat, black undershirt, black pants and shoes. I'm sure these will be easy enough to find in a thrift store or something......but seriously, #1 is a toughie.
User avatar #100533 to #100515 - misticalz (10/23/2013) [-]
Try white fishnet on the outside of the glasses.
If my thoughts are correct, it'll work like the mouth on a mau5 head.
You can see out but people can't see in unless they're up close
User avatar #100517 to #100515 - faithrider (10/23/2013) [-]
www.amazon.com/Edge-Eyewear-TSM21-G15-7-Polarized-Glasses/dp/B000W079ES/ref=sr_1_9?ie=UTF8&qid=1382497155&sr=8-9&keywords=silver+reflective+sunglasses

these seem to be pretty close. but really the best places to find sunglasses are going to be gas stations and automotive parts stores. or you can always check like home depot and lowes... hardware stores. i really think the sunglasses are not the main issue... the real issue is going to be trying to find the chainsaw...

soooooo... that looks badass, what anime?

i started asking about costume help, what monster have i created
User avatar #100518 to #100517 - codyxvasco (10/23/2013) [-]
It's from Mad Father.

Free rpg horror game that I would recommend to anyone I like.

I recommend it.

Now. Since I haven't been on Fj since august I demand to know what those little blue icons are for.
User avatar #100520 to #100518 - faithrider (10/23/2013) [-]
but you should know that since you saw my question about what "anime" (even though it was a game)
User avatar #100523 to #100520 - codyxvasco (10/23/2013) [-]
I hovered over it, but I didn't understand. That actually quite clever. I like.
User avatar #100524 to #100523 - faithrider (10/23/2013) [-]
yeah pretty cool when people are posting about things like that
User avatar #100525 to #100524 - codyxvasco (10/23/2013) [-]
Halloween 3: Season of the witch Spoilers ahead.


This movie sucks beyond belief like seriously wtf it's so bad.
User avatar #100526 to #100525 - faithrider (10/23/2013) [-]
yeah and that is annoying as fuck. and i haven't seen that movie, so i don't care either
User avatar #100519 to #100518 - faithrider (10/23/2013) [-]
they are "spoilers" basically you scroll over them to reveal the hidden text
User avatar #100521 to #100519 - codyxvasco (10/23/2013) [-]
The father is actually a bad guy.

Like this?
User avatar #100522 to #100521 - faithrider (10/23/2013) [-]
exactly
#100512 - faithrider (10/23/2013) [-]
ok folks. this motherfucker right here is badass. as a result of his badassery i am trying to create a costume which will capture his badassery. but in order to do so i require a few things.

1. orange aviators. i think i found some uber cheap ones on amazon, but if any of you know of a place that is better to get them or cheaper, that'd be nice

2. orange contacts. i found some on a site, but i don't know if it's reputable and since i don't wear them or glasses i didn't know if they had any like 0 percription ones. (the thing i like about them is they are the UV ones...

3. angel wings. again i found some on amazon, but they are considerably more expensive than i would like to pay...

4. a white/platinum short wig with orange tips. if just the white, then some way to die the tips orange, while maintaining the fact that it's a wig... (this one i haven't found a decent one anywhere)

5. a way to paint the angel wings/ modify them to have orange around the bordersand wing tips.

6. a way to attach a sword cut in half to the front and back. i am trying to decide whether to attach it with a strap, or attach it with tape directly to the shirt...

7. lastly, i would need white paint. the problem is i really don't like things sticking to my face or anything like that and a lot of stuff i have used before i ended up being allergic to and breaking out badly.

now because the thing this is for is a few months away i have some time to wait on it. but i need some places to look...
User avatar #100541 to #100512 - Timmietim (10/23/2013) [-]
homestuck is pretty gay
#100542 to #100541 - faithrider (10/23/2013) [-]
CAW CAW MOTHERFUCKER!
CAW CAW MOTHERFUCKER!
User avatar #100472 - achimp (10/23/2013) [-]
I'm kinda looking to apply to colleges soon, and I kinda wanted to talk to someone who went through that process already.
Thanks
User avatar #100489 to #100472 - alphabethsoop (10/23/2013) [-]
Okay the thing that you should worry about the most is your essay the next thing is you teacher recommendation. After that, you really have nothing to worry about except paying the fee to send the app. I finished sending in my college applications in around September 10th and my transcripts were sent about 3 weeks ago. So far I'm 3 for 3 in terms of getting accepted. The worst part is the wait. As soon as you know that you have a place to go, the stress is instantly gone. Seriously don't worry too much about it the applications are a piece of cake.
User avatar #100492 to #100489 - achimp (10/23/2013) [-]
I was thinking more along the lines of where to go, how to decide what college is worth your time or not...
Essays are fucking easy for me, I just don't know how to choose, hell, how to find colleges.

I get all these letters all the time, but they all seems like shit colleges, you know?
User avatar #100497 to #100492 - alphabethsoop (10/23/2013) [-]
Are you a city person or a small town person do you have an easy time fitting in or do you kind of turn into a wall flower? Also state schools are not shitty if that's the type of school you are getting letters from. For example in Pennsylvania we have about 12 state schools and all of them are lovely. Small universities aren't bad as long as you look at their admissions rate and requirements.
User avatar #100498 to #100497 - achimp (10/23/2013) [-]
I'd say a city person, but I don't fuckin know, in allseriousness.

I get emails and shit from SIU, whatever hte fuck that is, and Muhlenhberg University or whatever.
#100511 to #100498 - allseriousness (10/23/2013) [-]
Thou hast summoned me
User avatar #100501 to #100498 - alphabethsoop (10/23/2013) [-]
What type of area have you lived in so far in your life. Like for me I live about 15 mins from a huge city so I could never go to a college in the middle of nowhere I would be so bored. Really the only way to know if you are right for a college is to go and visit it. I know that wallflowers would have a better time at a smaller school while bigger personalities fit in with large colleges. If you like expressing yourself culturally you would be for of a city school but if you don't mind going to the same 4 restaurants with a group of close friends you would enjoy a small town college. I think that you can really enjoy a college no matter where or what type it is as long as you find your friend group and try to make the best of it.
User avatar #100473 to #100472 - averagewhitekid (10/23/2013) [-]
do me a favor and mention me when you get a response
I gotta start applying come January
User avatar #100474 to #100473 - achimp (10/23/2013) [-]
Junior in HS?

I'm scared as fuck man. Grades are good, I work hard, even got a small scholarship, but neither of my parents went to college and absolutely hate talkingto anyone at the school about it.
I have no idea where or how to begin.
User avatar #100475 to #100474 - averagewhitekid (10/23/2013) [-]
Oh its apparently really good if your parents didn't go to college. Pretty sure you can get a few scholarships out of that

And yeah i'm a junior, but I'm graduating this year
User avatar #100477 to #100475 - achimp (10/23/2013) [-]
Lucky bastard. if I could do that I would.
User avatar #100479 to #100477 - averagewhitekid (10/23/2013) [-]
It wasn't that hard, at least not for me
In 8th grade I took 3 really basic HS classes, and then I took English 4 and economics online this year.
User avatar #100480 to #100479 - achimp (10/23/2013) [-]
I'm trying to take a bunch of AP and honors classes, so eh.

And I only just remembered - my mother did go to college, for some reason I didn't consider it. But.. she's no help.

User avatar #100483 to #100480 - averagewhitekid (10/23/2013) [-]
Ah i feel ya. I didn't really feel like sticking with HS honors classes, and I already am taking/took all the AP classes I would be interested in.
Plus I just want to get out of high school

Oh and alright, yeah, it changes over the years so I can see how she can't help much
User avatar #100484 to #100483 - achimp (10/23/2013) [-]
I'm taking 3 AP's nowr, I can take 3 or more next year. I'm hoping they decide to offer more, but who knows...
I am the textbook definition of an overachiever.
User avatar #100486 to #100484 - averagewhitekid (10/23/2013) [-]
Dang, what classes are they?
And yeah, i'm the textbook definition of a rusher. In and out, taking the bare minimum to look good to a decent uni
User avatar #100490 to #100486 - achimp (10/23/2013) [-]
AP Euro History, AP Calc AB, AP Bio.
Next year I hear they're thinking of offering an AP Grammar course, AP American History, in addition to AP World Lit, AP Physics, Ap Calc BC.
User avatar #100493 to #100490 - averagewhitekid (10/23/2013) [-]
Oh jesus.
Yeah trust me, you don't have to stress. I guarentee you can get into a good college with a fourth of those. (Depending on how crazy of a uni you are going for ex: Harvard)
My friend only took 2 AP classes throughout high school, and he still got into a major university.

Speaking of which, what state you live in?
User avatar #100494 to #100493 - achimp (10/23/2013) [-]
Fuckin hate saying this shit on the internet man. I'm paranoid.

Delaware.

UD wouldn't be too much of a problem; a big problem for me is paying for it too.
User avatar #100499 to #100494 - averagewhitekid (10/23/2013) [-]
ah yeah, I know that must be a struggle
I don't know much about other states, but in Florida we have a scholarship for community service that pays a lot. Check something like that out
User avatar #100500 to #100499 - achimp (10/23/2013) [-]
Yeah, I write essays in my spare time. (LIke I said, overachiever) It's still a concern though, unless I get one really big one it's not gonna do me much good.
User avatar #100476 to #100475 - averagewhitekid (10/23/2013) [-]
No guidence or college counsolers?
User avatar #100478 to #100476 - achimp (10/23/2013) [-]
WEll yeah, but one of them is awful and hard to talk to, and the other one is the music teacher and knows very little.
User avatar #100481 to #100478 - averagewhitekid (10/23/2013) [-]
hm, only two?
We got a load of them, but they are assigned to different last names. Mine is a new chick, and she just goes through everything so fast. Like my guidance last year was telling me everything in detail. This year I wanted to talk about transcripts and the lady was like "Ohyesyouareontrackdogoodgetscholarships ok out of time goodbye"
User avatar #100482 to #100481 - achimp (10/23/2013) [-]
My school is very small. 500 kids.
The teachers are "technically" guidance counselors, who help you with all that stuff at the end of each year. Mine was the driving instructor last year, not much help AT ALL. Advised me to take "business" which was really "how to type."
User avatar #100485 to #100482 - averagewhitekid (10/23/2013) [-]
Oh, dang. Yeah I got a school of about 2,400 lel
I've been asking everyone this year pretty much. Older brother, senior friends, college freshmen friends, awesome teachers.
User avatar #100487 to #100485 - achimp (10/23/2013) [-]
My brother got an AROTC full ride to my states college, the only one they offered, so he doesn't have much experience either.

I never really thought of asking teachers much, sometimes it's just so hard to talk to people. I'll probably do that though, ask my favorite history teacher.
User avatar #100488 to #100487 - averagewhitekid (10/23/2013) [-]
Ah, history buff too? or just have a nice history teacher
its a shame I can't do much with my love of history
User avatar #100491 to #100488 - achimp (10/23/2013) [-]
History is the shit dawg. Not really a "buff" but history comes naturally to me. Yeah, I'm good at everything useless - writing, history, english.
User avatar #100495 to #100491 - averagewhitekid (10/23/2013) [-]
Ha, yeah join the club
I get higher grades in my history classes, than straight AP students, but I can't do math for shit
User avatar #100496 to #100495 - achimp (10/23/2013) [-]
Math is still kinda easy for me, not as much as history is though.
I'm about to just suck it up and be an engineering major.
User avatar #100506 to #100496 - averagewhitekid (10/23/2013) [-]
Math is easy enough for me, but I always end up screwing up on one test, bringing me down. Its not really a favorite.
I'm going for something in game production, already got a major and minor picked out for it and all that jazz
User avatar #100461 - soulkiller (10/22/2013) [-]
Does someone have the gif with the guy and his hand fan?
User avatar #100453 - revengeforfreeze (10/22/2013) [-]
Do you eve rfind yourself wishing that you were an inanimate object?

That the stress and press of life is too much on you?
User avatar #100467 to #100453 - akkere (10/23/2013) [-]
But if you're an inanimate object, then you are completely stripped of all freedoms and perks that life provides - perks that are never appreciated until they are taken away. You are never truly free from the pressures of existence.

Also, I imagine being a broom sucks ass.
User avatar #100546 to #100467 - revengeforfreeze (10/23/2013) [-]
Okay.jpg
At least I will be unemployed som day and I can chill all day
User avatar #100470 to #100467 - derpityhurr (10/23/2013) [-]
so does being a vacuum

yes
User avatar #100438 - dragostarc (10/22/2013) [-]
Does anyone know a good way to poison mice? I'm having a bit of trouble with one and i'm not sure how else to get rid of it. I have one of those emitters that give off the frequency that bothers rodents but i still hear him in my room and its walls. Will rubbing alcohol work to kill it or will something else?
User avatar #100445 to #100438 - dafuckisthisshit (10/22/2013) [-]
try rat poison
User avatar #100447 to #100445 - dragostarc (10/22/2013) [-]
I don't have any.
User avatar #100451 to #100449 - dragostarc (10/22/2013) [-]
I'm allergic and don't like cats
User avatar #100509 to #100451 - faithrider (10/23/2013) [-]
pizza crusts work best. eat pizza, take the last bit of crust and put it on a mouse trap
User avatar #100452 to #100451 - dafuckisthisshit (10/22/2013) [-]
mouse trap baited with cheese?
User avatar #100464 to #100452 - misticalz (10/22/2013) [-]
peanubutter.
User avatar #100465 to #100464 - misticalz (10/22/2013) [-]
peanut*
User avatar #100431 - aherorising ONLINE (10/22/2013) [-]
okay, so. looking at recent events, I'm really considering just abandoning funnyjunk. it's the borderline offensive and racist and wrong in every-way kind of humour which this site used to be all about. does anyone know any potential alternatives for fj? is there a place the others are going now?
User avatar #100510 to #100431 - faithrider (10/23/2013) [-]
good luck
User avatar #100437 to #100431 - jbabco (10/22/2013) [-]
9 GAG

Just kidding. Funny junk is all I use.


ever.......
#100421 - xsist (10/22/2013) [-]
How do you spot a trans? Or cross dresser? I just saw this www.wikihow.com/Urinate-Standing-Up-as-a-Female
So i'm reevaluating everything I know.
+3
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User avatar #100414 - mondamini (10/22/2013) [-]
So since there's no health and beauty board, this is the best place to post.

I'm a 16 male, and my hair (about 5-6 inches long) is always a mess. I shower every morning with shampoo and then either dry it with a towel or hairdrier. Although whenever i dry it with a hairdrier, it only remains looking good for about a minute, and then it starts to seperate and become greasy, and the fringe and every other part become messy and strandy.

When i dry it with a towel, it stays ungreasy, although its all a game of luck how it turns out and is always frizzy at either side.

I use no product, which i think may be the cause of this, yet whenever i go camping or dont shower in the morning, my hair remains horrifyingly greasy.

Any tips on how to make my hair look sociably acceptable?
User avatar #100458 to #100414 - alphabethsoop (10/22/2013) [-]
I bring dry shampoo with me at all times in case my hair gets oily for some reason like after gym class. Maybe it can help you.
User avatar #100423 to #100414 - smashingprodigy (10/22/2013) [-]
As someone who used to have this problem, I recommend that you go with delphine's advice.
User avatar #100416 to #100414 - delphine (10/22/2013) [-]
Your scalp is probably really dry. The drier your scalp, the more oil it will produce.

Don't use a towel or a hairdryier. Let your hair air dry. Driers will also dry your scalp, which prompts it to produce more oil. Your hair will also get really frizzy when you towel dry or blowdry. Try using a shampoo with low sulfates. Sulfates are horrible for your scalp and dry it out big time. L'Oreal makes a good one.
User avatar #100435 to #100416 - mondamini (10/22/2013) [-]
Thanks. Ive got some loreal shampoo anyway, so ill try this over the next few days
User avatar #100455 to #100435 - delphine (10/22/2013) [-]
is it sulfate-free shampoo though?
User avatar #100601 to #100455 - mondamini (10/23/2013) [-]
Just checked there and no, it isnt. I'll get another one and check the ingredients before hand.
#100413 - madeonmonday (10/22/2013) [-]
>Meet socially awkward 5/10 (at best) girl on my course. She has aspergers
>Get to know her, she's pretty cool
>Casually tells me she has a boyfriend
>Look up her boyfriend on Facebook
>Expect him to be some emo mildly overweight guy
>Nope, he looks like a typical Chad Thundercock, and his name actually is Chad.
>Pic is of him topless, smoking weed with a vodka bottle in the other. Similar looking friends are behind him.

How exactly could this have happened? A somewhat unattractive, aspie socially awkward girl has an alpha male boyfriend
User avatar #100459 to #100413 - alphabethsoop (10/22/2013) [-]
You just said she had a great personality is it so hard for you to imagine that her personality got her the boyfriend that she has?
User avatar #100456 to #100413 - xxemilyxx (10/22/2013) [-]
this is sick my boyfriend is muscular and confident but i'm not attractive so you think i'm ugly as well?
User avatar #100418 to #100413 - akkere (10/22/2013) [-]
Could be a number of reasons. He might like her because he's had a problem with having relationships with more attractive types which end badly. She might also be fantastic in bed and fulfill certain fetishes he has that wouldn't otherwise be applicable to other women (I assume this "Chad" has no doubt been under the covers with another numerous times; eventually one might start to develop a taste for the different).

Is there a particular reason you have a concern?
User avatar #100507 to #100418 - akkere (10/23/2013) [-]
Alphabethsoop, is there something about my comment you didn't agree with?
User avatar #100508 to #100507 - alphabethsoop (10/23/2013) [-]
Yes the fact that you stereotyped not only her but Chad in the worst kind of ways. I thought it was rude and very socially uneducated.
User avatar #100613 to #100508 - akkere (10/23/2013) [-]
I never stereotyped either. I suggested there was numerous reasons for the relationship being as it is now.
If you're referring to how I mentioned Chad, that's just common sense; someone is sexually attractive, it can be easily assumed they get into relationships easily and can be sexually active frequently because of their status. At the same time, they are more able to establish relationships with other equally sexually attractive partners, some of which might not necessarily be as parallel in behavior as they are in appearance.

I was merely psychologically profiling and presenting examples.
And not for nothing, but you suggesting me as rude while thumbing me down without explaining much in the first place is very hypocritical.
User avatar #100417 to #100413 - delphine (10/22/2013) [-]
Maybe she's a really cool girl and he sees that because he's not the shallow douche you think he looks like? Maybe he has different taste than you and he thinks she's wildly attractive?
User avatar #100415 to #100413 - kelseymiss (10/22/2013) [-]
maybe hes really good looking? i dunno ._.
User avatar #100411 - mettih (10/22/2013) [-]
Does the first impression of a girl mean alot to guys?
User avatar #100427 to #100411 - QuakinDuck (10/22/2013) [-]
Yeah, the only way to make up for a bad firts impression is a lot of individual time
User avatar #100412 to #100411 - genericnewfag (10/22/2013) [-]
Yeah I guess. You look for red flags when you first meet a girl.
User avatar #100407 - revengeforfreeze (10/22/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsp78Bg7xb8

How does this guy do this ? Is it the diagonal scar that represents the part that he cut out?
User avatar #100408 to #100407 - yunouppercase (10/22/2013) [-]
yes. the pieces on the diagonal line get smaller
#100399 - merodach (10/22/2013) [-]
Okay..

When I was maybe nine, I was sent to a summercamp. Funny stuff and all, only I was bullied by some guys there. One of them was a closet homosexual apparently, because he kept going on about sucking my dick and such.
Very annoying at such a young age, because I didn't know how to deal with that.

Now, maybe ten years later, he tries to add me on facebook. I saw him quickly a month ago in the city when I was out with some friends. Telling me: "Last time I saw you didn't seem to like me. But maybe you remember me from summercamp."

I'm partially writing this because I thought I would feel better, which I somewhat do. On the other hand I thought maybe anyone had some advice?
User avatar #100420 to #100399 - akkere (10/22/2013) [-]
Do you feel you need closure on the subject, or would you prefer to simply block away everything negative that occurred during your time in Summer Camp (and feel you can do so without any long term repercussions)?

I imagine he, as a closet homosexual, would stay close to the bullies so he himself would never be exposed and bullied, but a lot of things happen at a young age where some might not realize they're bullying another, or repress themselves of doing such an action to maintain a self-image of positive character.

If you feel you need closure, you could probably add him (but not before taking a look at his profile and seeing how his posting habits are) and talk about what had happened during your time and have an understanding to why he and his group chose to bully you. If you feel it's not worth your time, then just simply decline the friend invite and leave it at that. Facebook has recently been having some problems, so you could play it off like the invitation might not have been sent. Or, quite simply, you could just say you didn't feel like revisiting a negative aspect to the past, and that's a fair and completely valid reason as well.
User avatar #100379 - thereandbackagain (10/22/2013) [-]
Alright Funnyjunk, Life for the most part is going well.
I've left Kansas and returned to my Home state of California, I'm going to college and I've made a couple friends.
However, I'm finding it hard to enjoy.. anything really.

It's really kind of concerning and it just makes me feel shitty.
I want to go out and do stuff there is always something stopping me, anxiety, money, everyone else is busy, and so on.

I don't know what to do, I'm not exactly the social type and I'm just out of ideas.
User avatar #100387 to #100379 - iridium (10/22/2013) [-]
Mayhaps you're just bored or finding things mundane. Perhaps your sleep schedule is off, I find myself getting more emotionally drained when I lack sleep.

My tip to you is to find something you look forward to experiencing and something to work towards. When it feels like there's nothing coming in the days ahead, life starts to become a day by day experience, and that gets old quickly. Whatever that may be is up to your interests.
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User avatar #100372 - davisdamen (10/22/2013) [-]
ok yall, i've got an issue, not necessarily an "I'm fucked" issue, but I believe it has the potential to get me into an "I'm fucked" situation
my issue is that i don't seem to be afraid of anything, or you could say that my Fight-or-Flight instinct is broken in that flight isn't a natural reaction to me, granted there are things that make me nervous like spiders, but i don't freeze or start breathing heavily like my friend does when we see one
example: me and my buddy were walking to his house the other day and one of his neighbor's dogs (german shepherd) came running at us, my friend started running away while i just stood there and kicked it in the jaw when it got close enough
obviously everything turned out alright there, but i know that this has the potential to fuck me over in the future
what should i do about this? or should i do nothing at all and just go on with my life?
#101264 to #100372 - bustermustang (10/30/2013) [-]
No theres nothing wrong with you, maybe your friend though
User avatar #100395 to #100372 - iridium (10/22/2013) [-]
Do nothing at all and go on with your life. Doesn't sound like something you really need to have concerns over unless you have a lack of control of yourself in general.
User avatar #100367 - wittypotato (10/22/2013) [-]
How do you fall out of lust with someone? I mean, all I wanna do is bang this chick with an average personality but I don't want a relationship with her beyond friends and I feel like a scumbag for doing this. How can I make myself feel physically uninterested in her?
User avatar #100410 to #100367 - mettih (10/22/2013) [-]
try focus on her downsides
User avatar #100371 to #100367 - kofro (10/22/2013) [-]
look for the faults. not physical but i her personality. if you look hard enough you can see anything.
User avatar #100368 to #100367 - Sethorein (10/22/2013) [-]
you can't. You just need to learn to live with it. Eventually you'll lust for someone else and forget her.
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