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User avatar #125600 - serpens ONLINE (04/05/2014) [-]
A year or 2 ago I saw what I think was a youtube video (but may have been a .gif) where stalin is up on a stage making a speech and about half way through he turns and stares at the camera in the most dramatic way ever, any advice/help on finding it?
User avatar #125603 to #125600 - serpens ONLINE (04/05/2014) [-]
The name of the content of here was stalin watching you but it has been removed
#125599 - hisatsuseagull (04/05/2014) [-]
So after one year and four months my girlfriend decided she doesn't feel the same way anymore. First relationship and it was fun while it lasted.

So what do I do now..? I haven't felt the sadness yet nor has it really hit me that hard.
User avatar #125753 to #125599 - iridium ONLINE (04/05/2014) [-]
Same as you always do. Loneliness doesn't hit everyone.

And believe it or not, it isn't impossible to maintain a decent, friendly relationship with an ex. A lot of people just don't do it.
User avatar #125717 to #125599 - advicedude (04/05/2014) [-]
Not everyone gets devastated.
User avatar #125618 to #125599 - ScottP (04/05/2014) [-]
What do you do now? You start hanging out with your friends and begin to improve on what you were not happy with in your life.
User avatar #125601 to #125599 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/05/2014) [-]
Think of it this way, you both shared fun memories as good companions, but the two of you are just not perfect for each other. She will remember you as a great guy and she will hope you succeed in the dating world and you should feel the same. Be free man, be free.
User avatar #125602 to #125601 - hisatsuseagull (04/05/2014) [-]
I guess that's right.Thanks I guess
User avatar #125604 to #125602 - hisatsuseagull (04/05/2014) [-]
I just said guess twice. I am not doing this right.
User avatar #125651 to #125604 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/05/2014) [-]
Ok, I think the breakup would have been inevitable anyway. Usually college is the killer of relationships. Think of this as an opportunity to be with other people and learn more about yourself and what you want. It's hard to say that the girl "is the one" when you have only been with her and no one else.
User avatar #125612 to #125604 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/05/2014) [-]
how old are you?
User avatar #125593 - ehzio (04/05/2014) [-]
How do you guys dominate a puppy? I'm trying my hardest to become the alpha male in this showdown between my siberian husky and I and so far it seems like he's trying to dominate me by trying to mount me, play bite my hands and ankles niggas teeth so sharp it might as well be a shiv , and won't even listen to me until I bring out some treats.

any advice? dis nigga a real bitch
User avatar #125662 to #125593 - thephoenix (04/05/2014) [-]
Loud noises, tap it's muzzle. Puppies aren't that easy to train as they have a very short attention span, let it get a little older and it will be easier. also find out what motivates it the most (food, toys, fussing, etc.) and use that to your advantage. Google "positive reinforcement training"
User avatar #125811 to #125662 - ehzio (04/05/2014) [-]
I tried the food reinforcement but now it seems like it'll only listen to me if I have a treat for it.

Dis nigga b usn me fo food n it lik real hurtful
User avatar #125584 - revengeforfreeze (04/04/2014) [-]
I just ate a burger that may or may not have been licked on by my cat and now I feel sick to my stomach, do you think it is a coincidence? How bad would it be? If I have had a virus recently and I regularly take shots that lower my immune system, will it be worse?
User avatar #125698 to #125584 - terriblytreble (04/05/2014) [-]
Simple, just send that bastard cat back to Hell where it came from. All cats are from Hell.
User avatar #125588 to #125584 - ehzio (04/04/2014) [-]
depends on how clean your cat's mouth was before and what did it do.
Like did it lick and then decides to lick it's ass and lick your burger again?
User avatar #125594 to #125588 - revengeforfreeze (04/05/2014) [-]
not sure, I was just assuming it since he can't fucking keep the fuck off of any foodstuff and always has to fucking eat something fuck that little bastard
User avatar #125595 to #125594 - ehzio (04/05/2014) [-]
oh then it's probably because he's not well discipline.
It's kinda like my dog on where he wants to eat something of mine, AS SOON AS I FUCKING SIT DOWN THAT CUNT FACE.
but yeah I'm not sure on cats but it seems like he doesn't know his place very well that's all. you're probably fine.

Worrying is actually one a psychological factors that makes you believe you have something, for instance if I were to give you a list of things you've harmlessly done and told you, you have something serious, you'll probably think cancer.

You're probably ok dude
User avatar #125596 to #125595 - revengeforfreeze (04/05/2014) [-]
I'm not sure tbh, but he might be spoiled. I don't like to realize it but the truth needs to be pursued for it's own sake. He probably is badly disciplined now that he whines in the middle of the night, he always craves attention, like somethings wrong with him but I guess he's just a main coon.

eeeeeeh what?

probably, yeah, it started to disappear
User avatar #125598 to #125596 - ehzio (04/05/2014) [-]
yeah dude you probably have to discipline him more, no worries my pup is the same way. I want to dominate the shit out of him but he's so fucking cute and when I pick him up it's like a baby.

Stop worrying, worry more=more bad things that you might "feel"

#125587 to #125584 - zukunft (04/04/2014) [-]
I kiss my cat on the lips every day. Both of them. You're good. Might have been a shitty burger though. Butttttttt it might be you thinking about your cat licking it too much.
User avatar #125589 to #125587 - revengeforfreeze (04/04/2014) [-]
so you mean it's like something somatic like a placebo effect, that i feel sick?

eh I'm not sure, maybe it's something else though
#125583 - anonexplains (04/04/2014) [-]
I realize that I don't really feel close to anyone except just a few friends. The rest of them I just talk to in school and it goes meh. I mean, we just talk daily stuff not like schopenhauer and the heat death of the universe or the meaning of life. How do I find more friends? I want to have like a group of 10 that I can chill out with, go grab chicks, drink, but I also want them to be intelligent and not just hooligans who do nothing but drink and pillage. Advice? I've been really lethargic as of late too since I've had lots of fevers and shit, so I couldn't work out...
User avatar #125755 to #125583 - iridium ONLINE (04/05/2014) [-]
The number isn't what matters, the quality is. I have 2 friends I can trust for just about anything, and maybe 3 others I can actually hang out with. Never legit felt like I really lacked friends.

My best advice if you would like to meet new people (common request around here), is to go to a place with people like you. Like something? Join a club for it, go to stores that sell the stuff and see if anyone is doing anything interesting (I met a guitarist at Guitar Center who shared similar musical tastes, we became pretty decent friends). Like board/card/pen and paper games? Go to a place that hosts events. Like raves? Go to a rave, duh. Shit like that.
#125591 to #125583 - zukunft (04/04/2014) [-]
I am almost 22, and having one or two close friends in normal when your grow up. As you get older, you don't need many friends.... just friends you can count on. Don't have a quota, just make sure you have someONE.
#125597 to #125591 - anonexplains (04/05/2014) [-]
eh, I guess. I still would like a bigger group though :| maybe i'll change.
User avatar #125578 - shadowhorn (04/04/2014) [-]
advice board, i need help. me and my friend are planning on buying some weed and trying it. it'll be my first time. is there anything i absolutely need to know? (don't try to convince me not to do it, i've made up my mind)
User avatar #125712 to #125578 - fladen (04/05/2014) [-]
you should be fine with a 10 sack. dont try being obvious that you have weed, its annoying to everyone. have some water for after you might feel thirsty
#125592 to #125578 - zukunft (04/05/2014) [-]
Just make sure you're in a comfortable place with no where to go for 12 hours. And try not to smoke too much within 30 minutes. Like, take one or two hits per 15 minutes.
User avatar #125585 to #125578 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
you most likely won't feel anything other than your vision being brighter lol
#125580 to #125578 - anonexplains (04/04/2014) [-]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADUN DO IT DUUUN DOOOO IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
User avatar #125579 to #125578 - misticalz (04/04/2014) [-]
1. Dont be a fag and brag about it once you have smoked it
2. Get it from a friend, not some druggie on the street
3. Don't buy it pre rolled into a blunt or joint.
4. Go with your friend to buy it, you don't know what you're friend might do to it on the way back
5. Some people put glass in pot to make it more crystallly, rub it on a bottom of a shitty CD to see if it leaves scratch marks.
6. It's uncommon for it to be laced but if it smells like plastic or tastes like it, it's not worth it to take a risk and smoke it.
User avatar #125582 to #125579 - shadowhorn (04/04/2014) [-]
thanks, i appreciate it.
User avatar #125572 - irishpunker (04/04/2014) [-]
Question for Canadians (or anyone who's been to Canada)

In Canada do you do that thing that they do in America where you only add the tax on AFTER you pay for something?
#125573 to #125572 - anonexplains (04/04/2014) [-]
yes we get taxed after, so example 19.99 plus 15% tax
yes we get taxed after, so example 19.99 plus 15% tax
User avatar #125586 to #125573 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/04/2014) [-]
That's you paying for healthcare.
User avatar #125577 to #125573 - teoberry (04/04/2014) [-]
>15% tax
hahahha fags
User avatar #125574 to #125573 - irishpunker (04/04/2014) [-]
Do you guys not find that extremely annoying.

Why not just add the tax on to the final price?
User avatar #125576 to #125574 - misticalz (04/04/2014) [-]
I find that extremely fucking annoying.
I wish they just put the final price on the tag.
I wanna know how much to actually bring.
Granted It's easy to add taxes.
#125575 to #125574 - anonexplains (04/04/2014) [-]
it's been like that so long that no one really cares
it's been like that so long that no one really cares
User avatar #125569 - harbingerwolf (04/04/2014) [-]
What would everyone recommend is the best movie streaming site?
Had Lovefilm but most of it was bullshit straight to DVD kinda crap, got Netflix and literally everything i type in is unavailable or not available in my country despite me cunting paying for it, yes im a lil mad...
User avatar #125581 to #125569 - alexanderburns ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
megashare

google "megashare [title of thing you want to watch]"
I find it to be the best for me.
User avatar #125563 - zezenzerg ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
I want a tank.
Any ideas what tank and where to buy one?
User avatar #125564 to #125563 - watermelloon (04/04/2014) [-]
fish tank or tank tank.

you may need a license to own one. Also what country are you from?
#125552 - anonexplains (04/04/2014) [-]
I have a relationship/brain issue:

my father left when I was young and I know only about 1 female who is in a decent relationship with a man. Because of this i have severe emotional issues towards my boyfriend, who i care about very much. I'm afraid he's going to leave me or cheat on me or is just using me for my body.
I know its not rational and when I think about it I know he's not like that and would never do anything like that. Still, I have the everlasting fear that he could.


How do I stop myself being a paranoid bastard/psycho girlfriend before its too late and I scare him off? thanks in advanced!
User avatar #125590 to #125552 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/04/2014) [-]
That's the risk you take when you enter a relationship. I would only be concerned if there was another girl that flirts with him a ton. Is that happening?
User avatar #125568 to #125552 - adviceguy (04/04/2014) [-]
That awkward moment when someone online has the exact same situation as my current girlfriend. Although she doesn't know about funny junk.
User avatar #125566 to #125552 - makotoitou (04/04/2014) [-]
Tie him up in your basement
#125555 to #125552 - dehumanizer (04/04/2014) [-]
depends on yourboyfiend
User avatar #125554 to #125552 - balliwog (04/04/2014) [-]
I guess you need to step up and be the role model you wanted. Be the person you want to be. If you two feel that strong about eachother I'm sure he will be happy to help and support you. Be who you want to be. There really isn't a magical fix sorry.
User avatar #125531 - orangepikmin (04/04/2014) [-]
Hey advice board, I need some help. Some girl (probably a dude) online just sent me this: (.^.)

What the hell is this supposed to mean? She said that it's supposed to be Applejack from mlp, but I am so confused. Help please?
User avatar #125617 to #125531 - hwangw (04/05/2014) [-]
I think she might have been serious when she said it was boobs. I think the ^ is supposed to be cleavage which is what makes it look weird.
User avatar #125537 to #125531 - alstorp (04/04/2014) [-]
Why do you even care?

This is the most trivial shit I've ever read on here.
User avatar #125539 to #125537 - orangepikmin (04/04/2014) [-]
What may be trivial to you may be important to someone else.

And the point of the advice board is to ask for help. Why would I ask if I didn't need an answer?
User avatar #125540 to #125539 - alstorp (04/04/2014) [-]
He's an advice: Stop over analyzing.
User avatar #125542 to #125540 - orangepikmin (04/04/2014) [-]
Over analyzing what? I need to know what I'm analyzing in order to over analyze it. Would you happen to know what I'm over analyzing?
User avatar #125544 to #125542 - alstorp (04/04/2014) [-]
"She sent me an emoticon, what could it mean, I better post it online to ask what it means, I really need to know what it mean, I'm sure it's something important"
User avatar #125545 to #125544 - orangepikmin (04/04/2014) [-]
And if it is important?

And if it was important?

And if it will be important?

Maybe it's important to her. Maybe it's important to me. I will never know if I don't ask questions.

So I ask again: What the hell is this supposed to mean?
User avatar #125546 to #125545 - alstorp (04/04/2014) [-]
Ok, ask her. Please prove me wrong.
User avatar #125547 to #125546 - orangepikmin (04/04/2014) [-]
Already did. She tried to play it off as a mlp pony, but her first answer was boobs following with a jk afterwards.
User avatar #125548 to #125547 - alstorp (04/04/2014) [-]
Seems like she doesn't even know what it means herself.

Honestly it doesn't even look like anything.
User avatar #125549 to #125548 - orangepikmin (04/04/2014) [-]
Thank you for answering. And also for putting up with me for this amount of time.

I just now realized that she was trying to put down boobs, because she tried to capitalize the "Y" and instead hit the "^" key by mistake. Then, to save face, she played it off on something else.

Thank you again man.
User avatar #125553 to #125549 - alstorp (04/04/2014) [-]
I thought I was the annoying asshole.

Well then, glad you figured it out.

She seems nervous/self-conscious. I'd be careful if I were you.
User avatar #125533 to #125531 - hellomynameisbill (04/04/2014) [-]
I think it may be an upside down bird or some shit
User avatar #125534 to #125533 - orangepikmin (04/04/2014) [-]
Well, she kidded around saying they were boobs first, but then added jk afterwards.
#125529 - closothehomosexual (04/04/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/closothehomosexual/58#58

This is what I'm putting up with on a daily basis.

The boyfriend of my ex-kinda bf bugging me and tormenting me. It's spiraled into cyber-bullying

I block him, he just comes back. And it's driving me nuts.

Wat fuckin do
User avatar #125567 to #125529 - makotoitou (04/04/2014) [-]
>cyber bullying
Nice b8. That's not a thing.
#125556 to #125529 - dehumanizer (04/04/2014) [-]
stop beeing a faggot
User avatar #125530 to #125529 - alexanderburns ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
Doesn't look like you're missing out on much.
In fact, that looks likesomething I would rather miss out on, but eh.

Ignore him.
#125532 to #125530 - closothehomosexual (04/04/2014) [-]
He's a lot prettier when he isn't making dumb faces.
User avatar #125527 - balliwog (04/04/2014) [-]
I'm feeling a tad down. Not "edgy/my life is so hard I'll just take 100 Advil, that'll show 'em" down, just a tad blue. What sort of things do you guys do to cheer up?
#125570 to #125527 - anonexplains (04/04/2014) [-]
excersize!
#125557 to #125527 - dehumanizer (04/04/2014) [-]
shitpost
User avatar #125559 to #125557 - balliwog (04/04/2014) [-]
you're a faggot
User avatar #125560 to #125559 - balliwog (04/04/2014) [-]
that did help a little bit
#125561 to #125560 - dehumanizer (04/04/2014) [-]
no i ment you should shitpost

shitposting helps me feel better, see
User avatar #125562 to #125561 - balliwog (04/04/2014) [-]
yeah i know, that's why i called you a faggot
s'all good
User avatar #125528 to #125527 - misticalz (04/04/2014) [-]
Listen to Summer/Happy music
Fuck winter.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHCYHldJi_g
User avatar #125522 - ipostcp (04/04/2014) [-]
There is a girl at my work who says that I, "Carry myself well". Any idea what the fuck that means?
User avatar #125526 to #125522 - balliwog (04/04/2014) [-]
Probably means she thinks you have a good stature about you. Unless you're a tad overweight, in which case she's saying you walk well seeing as you're fat. Take it as a compliment. A compliment compliment, not a "I'm gonna suck your dick" compliment.
#125506 - tyroneisanigger (04/04/2014) [-]
Hello FJ. I need advice. Do you think I should sell my Xbox one? Right now, any games I want I can play on my PC or my ps3/ps4. Because most games that come out for Xbox one will come out for PC too. Then I think about it more, and the average price on Ebay and Craigslist is $450. With this in mind, I might just keep it in fear of losing money. And if anyone is wondering my PC Specs are down below,.

CPU - i7-4770 3.40 Ghz
HDD - 1tb
Gpu - Nvidia gtx 760
OS - Win8 64 bit

So what does FJ think? Should I sell my Xbox one?
User avatar #125519 to #125506 - iridium ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
Trade your Xbox One for a sack of hammers. It's about as much fun anyways.
#125525 to #125519 - tyroneisanigger (04/04/2014) [-]
I would usually argue with you on that, but in this case you're right.
There's hardly any games out for next gen consoles, I play my PS3 the most. I'll admit I like the graphics on next gen consoles but my PC has equivalent, if not better graphics and I can run practically all games on a solid 60 - 70 FPS.
User avatar #125494 - nativninja (04/04/2014) [-]
guys, my mom is threatening to kick me out... i don't know what ill do. she said it'll happen at the end of september and I can't cope... any advice on what i could do?
User avatar #125503 to #125494 - ipostcp (04/04/2014) [-]
Get a job and start looking for a place to rent out.
User avatar #125504 to #125503 - nativninja (04/04/2014) [-]
Any places you could recomend i've never had a job yet? im finishing highschool then im off with the navy.
User avatar #125505 to #125504 - ipostcp (04/04/2014) [-]
If you are under 18 and she kicks you out, you literally have a right to call child services. They will grant you a place to stay until at least 18.
User avatar #125507 to #125505 - nativninja (04/04/2014) [-]
i know. that will be a last resort... i HATE being a stereotype...
User avatar #125508 to #125507 - ipostcp (04/04/2014) [-]
What stereo type?

Like, childrens aid ISN'T a bad thing. Not at all and everyone is really nice. At least that was my experience..

That being said... Good children generally get better homes, you know?
User avatar #125509 to #125508 - nativninja (04/04/2014) [-]
i don't do much wrong... i guess my mom just doesn't think i contribute enought to keep me around.
#125510 to #125509 - ipostcp (04/04/2014) [-]
Well, don't look at the bad of the situation. I know it sucks, but you should be thinking about yourself and what you have to do now. You can't worry about shit like that. Time heals all wounds.
User avatar #125514 to #125510 - nativninja (04/04/2014) [-]
i have. ive been asking friends for help with the situation, organizing help for my mothers stress, and making my resume. im set its just... the world is a big, sccary place.
User avatar #125516 to #125514 - ipostcp (04/04/2014) [-]
Sometimes you are put into a sink or swim situation. Just do what you think needs to be done. It is very overwhelming without help, but you should be able to carry yourself if you prepare beforehand.
#125521 to #125516 - nativninja (04/04/2014) [-]
You've been a great help. thank you. all i can give is a GIF.
You've been a great help. thank you. all i can give is a GIF.
User avatar #125489 - vortexrain (04/04/2014) [-]
What does cent on the dollar mean? I just got GTA 5, and finished my first heist, and Michael said they would get 50 cents on the dollar. I looked it up, but it didn't sound like it was a good thing, but Franklin and he acted like it was.
User avatar #125515 to #125489 - iridium ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
Holy shit I'm dumb and misread your comment.

my mistake.
User avatar #125517 to #125515 - vortexrain (04/04/2014) [-]
What'd you say? I missed what you said.
#125520 to #125517 - iridium ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
I thought you said something about the game's trade in value for some reason.
I thought you said something about the game's trade in value for some reason.
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#125495 to #125489 - ipostcp (04/04/2014) [-]
They get 50 cents for every dollar they make.

They split the money 50/50
User avatar #125496 to #125495 - vortexrain (04/04/2014) [-]
The jewelry was sold for 50 cents on the dollar, how does that mean the split the money 50/50?
User avatar #125497 to #125496 - ipostcp (04/04/2014) [-]
They sold it... and got half of the money for what it was worth... That's what it means.
User avatar #125498 to #125497 - vortexrain (04/04/2014) [-]
How is that a good thing? I'd rather have $4 million than $2 million.
User avatar #125499 to #125498 - ipostcp (04/04/2014) [-]
Because they are splitting it between people.

Also "Hot" items are generally sold for a lot less because they are illegal.

Are you stupid or something?
User avatar #125500 to #125499 - vortexrain (04/04/2014) [-]
I didn't think about them splitting it between the crew, stop being such a dick.
User avatar #125501 to #125500 - ipostcp (04/04/2014) [-]
Well you can use your noodle can't you?
User avatar #125511 to #125501 - misticalz (04/04/2014) [-]
stop being such a dick because you had a shitty past.
#125512 to #125511 - ipostcp (04/04/2014) [-]
Wow that came out of fucking nowhere.
Wow that came out of fucking nowhere.
#125538 to #125512 - anonexplains (04/04/2014) [-]
Not really. You had it coming acting like that.
User avatar #125502 to #125501 - vortexrain (04/04/2014) [-]
I'm tired as hell. I didn't get to sleep until after four in the morning, and had to be at work at nine.
User avatar #125491 to #125489 - smashingkills (04/04/2014) [-]
It means they'll get half of the cash.
User avatar #125492 to #125491 - smashingkills (04/04/2014) [-]
Well, 50 cents on the dollar does since it's half of a dollar.
User avatar #125482 - thisistheguy (04/04/2014) [-]
So my hard drive got wiped and I lost about half my music on itunes, can I get all the music back by plugging my ipod in with all the music still on it or will that just take all the music off the ipod?
User avatar #125620 to #125482 - hwangw (04/05/2014) [-]
You can use a program called senuti (itunes backwards) and it'll copy your music from your ipod back to itunes. If I remember correctly you'll have to google around for a serial number, I believe their's a youtube video with one that you can use if you look for it.
User avatar #125490 to #125482 - iridium ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
There are a few ways to rip music from an iPod to iTunes, but I don't believe any of it is first party/official, nor did I see any free 3rd party stuff that let me do it either. Apple is kind of a dick like that nowadays.

I'd suggest just re-torrenting the stuff.
#125455 - anonexplains (04/04/2014) [-]
A girl just asked me what I would do to her if we had a night alone and I tried to say it was something we'd have to find out but she really wants an answer and I'm a blunt person, how do I do the sext with her?
#125993 to #125455 - samueltheawesome (04/06/2014) [-]
we will have big big fun sexy time for nights no? hon hon hon hon
we will have big big fun sexy time for nights no? hon hon hon hon
User avatar #125464 to #125455 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/04/2014) [-]
Try this: "Anything you want ;)"
User avatar #125466 to #125464 - cuntbisquits ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
I said "I would do anything and everything with you (;"
User avatar #125467 to #125466 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
lol why would you even go anon for this post
User avatar #125469 to #125467 - cuntbisquits ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
Idk I just kinda did
User avatar #125456 to #125455 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
come over now and ill show you :^)
#125459 to #125456 - anonexplains (04/04/2014) [-]
She's in another province so that wouldn't really work
User avatar #125460 to #125459 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
so you're saying this is an online relationship
#125462 to #125460 - anonexplains (04/04/2014) [-]
We aren't even in a relationship and shes on vacation for a while
User avatar #125465 to #125462 - lordleyva (04/04/2014) [-]
If you want some of the poon just say that you'd fuck.
User avatar #125454 - lordleyva (04/04/2014) [-]
Hey Funnyjunk, recently broke up with my girlfriend and am talking to another girl already. I don't want anything serious but how should I approach going on a date with her?
Common interests: music, sports (baseball/softball), school (good grades)
Things to consider: She has overall low self-esteem and is occasionally moody.
User avatar #129049 to #125454 - megavoir ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
kill yourself
User avatar #129048 to #125454 - megavoir ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
fucking queer
User avatar #125483 to #125454 - adviceguy (04/04/2014) [-]
Well the most important think I feel needs to be stated is that you shouldn't move into a new relationship yet. Just sit down with this new girl and be very frank about your intentions and what you don't want from her.

She will appreciate the honesty and she will be able to tell if you two are on the same page. Telling a girl exactly what you're looking for may scare some off but that honestly just saves you future drama.

Just go on dates that are fun and that you two will enjoy, but that couldn't be misconstrued as being romantic in any way.
#125472 to #125454 - frankbeeflinks (04/04/2014) [-]
From what I have seen from other people. Just hang out with that girl and do some favors for her. Not everything though that is a really important because then that can cause friendzone. Also with the hanging out stay with here but not to the point that makes you look like a couple. Since she is moody try to be that shoulder to cry on a bit not too much then it will become more contact and can could go two extreme ways Good as in her liking you and becoming your girlfriend or bad as in her thinking you're her friend so much that you will corrupt the other rules and can puddle your chance of going out with her. One more thing, compromises try to establish so many to the point that you can't accomplish them then that makes you untrustworthy and can lead to separation. I wanted to go out with a girl like that but I didn't know any better and in stuck in friendzone. I am giving you what happened to me and it is a little but hope this helps.
User avatar #125457 to #125454 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
you dont wanna date her, but you want to date her?
User avatar #129052 to #125457 - megavoir ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
no help him he no good
User avatar #129080 to #129052 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
why, susie?
User avatar #129081 to #129080 - megavoir ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
he cousin
i help him
i kmow what best
User avatar #129083 to #129081 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
lol really
User avatar #129084 to #129083 - megavoir ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
ye
i know good
User avatar #129085 to #129084 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
can you do a kissy-face selfie for me
User avatar #129086 to #129085 - megavoir ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
can you no
#129088 to #129087 - megavoir ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
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User avatar #125463 to #125457 - lordleyva (04/04/2014) [-]
Well I like her a lot and I'm not really into the whole hook-up kind of relationship but I don't want to be completely intertwined in another relationship.
User avatar #125468 to #125463 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
so you want to hang out as just friends?
User avatar #125470 to #125468 - lordleyva (04/04/2014) [-]
Pretty much.
User avatar #125471 to #125470 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
you could offer to hang out but with a group of friends instead of 1-on-1

or if you're keen on a 1-on-1 thing you can go for dinner/coffee alone and not make any moves
User avatar #125473 to #125471 - lordleyva (04/04/2014) [-]
I'm feeling a more 1-1 kinda thing. Thanks for the ideas broheem.
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