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#135880 - Common Pepe (05/28/2014) [-]
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#135864 - closothehomosexual (05/28/2014) [-]
Serious question

Do I look good? Or at least not ugly?
#135955 to #135864 - minutes ONLINE (05/29/2014) [-]
Just start working out and loosing weight and you will be fine.
User avatar #135934 to #135864 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/29/2014) [-]
You have a fat face.
User avatar #135928 to #135864 - alecbaldwinning (05/29/2014) [-]
Lose the childish tshirt, start taking daily walks, lose a bit of weight, you'll be fine.
#135881 to #135864 - Timmietim (05/28/2014) [-]
I prefer this one of you
#135868 to #135864 - bongldr (05/28/2014) [-]
you could bang any chick bro dont listen to these jelly feggies. hell, im not even a chick and i would let you to enter my prostaste
User avatar #135866 to #135864 - awesomerninjathing (05/28/2014) [-]

cartoon character t shirt
meh haircut
glasses could be better
acne doesn't help obviously but everyone has it to varying degrees so whatever
User avatar #135867 to #135866 - ferrettamer (05/28/2014) [-]
Wow I have a similar haircut to him
User avatar #135870 to #135869 - ferrettamer (05/28/2014) [-]
how and why
User avatar #135871 to #135870 - awesomerninjathing (05/28/2014) [-]
i wanna see what u look like lmao
User avatar #135872 to #135871 - ferrettamer (05/28/2014) [-]
have you not seen me before? And I'll take a new one I guess on my webcam. Do you want me to do a super kawaii pose?
User avatar #135873 to #135872 - awesomerninjathing (05/28/2014) [-]
nope and ye :^)
#135874 to #135873 - ferrettamer (05/28/2014) [-]
ok I couldn't do a super kawaii pose cause I couldn't get the smile down so I did this non-pose
User avatar #136000 to #135874 - teoberry (05/29/2014) [-]
your qute qt
User avatar #136021 to #136000 - ferrettamer (05/29/2014) [-]
y-y-you too
User avatar #135924 to #135874 - misticalz (05/29/2014) [-]
You look better than you did before babe
User avatar #136022 to #135924 - ferrettamer (05/29/2014) [-]
when before? And ty
User avatar #136059 to #136022 - misticalz (05/30/2014) [-]
when shibe posted it
User avatar #135875 to #135874 - awesomerninjathing (05/28/2014) [-]
lol holy shit james

your haircut is better though, its not the same anyway
User avatar #135876 to #135875 - ferrettamer (05/28/2014) [-]
holy shit what
User avatar #135877 to #135876 - awesomerninjathing (05/28/2014) [-]
not what I expected
you look normal af
User avatar #135925 to #135877 - misticalz (05/29/2014) [-]
what do you expect me to look like
User avatar #136001 to #135925 - teoberry (05/29/2014) [-]
is that you in your insta profile pic?
User avatar #136060 to #136001 - misticalz (05/30/2014) [-]
no thats Amir from Jake and Amir from CH
User avatar #135878 to #135877 - ferrettamer (05/28/2014) [-]
What did you expect?
User avatar #135879 to #135878 - awesomerninjathing (05/28/2014) [-]
not normal I guess
tho you sorta have big lips :^D
User avatar #135888 to #135879 - ferrettamer (05/28/2014) [-]
It's the black in me. It's why I like hip-hop so much too
User avatar #135834 - ugottanked (05/28/2014) [-]
im finding less and less motivation to head to school, even though summer is right around the corner, and this is my final year in highschool

wat do?
User avatar #135935 to #135834 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/29/2014) [-]
It's called senioritis. It's when college has already accepted you and there is no longer an incentive to work.
User avatar #135936 to #135935 - ugottanked (05/29/2014) [-]
it sucks

i dont like it
User avatar #135848 to #135834 - interglutealcleft (05/28/2014) [-]
If you stay busy, the days will fly by and before you notice it, you're graduating and schools out. It did that to me, even though i was sick of school. It's all worth it in the end my friend.
User avatar #135855 to #135848 - ugottanked (05/28/2014) [-]
i mean it was mainly me falling asleep again after i got up that made me miss school tho
User avatar #135856 to #135855 - interglutealcleft (05/28/2014) [-]
I did the same thing, Try getting one of those shreiking alarm clocks, That makes you wake up. But If you stay busy, you'll go to bed early from being tired and do it all over again. Maybe make a calendar, and give yourself some rewards so that way you have something to look forward too. Like you get to have an hour nap or go get some ice cream or watch some tv apart when you're not studying?
User avatar #135857 to #135856 - ugottanked (05/28/2014) [-]
hm, thats not a bad idea actually
User avatar #135858 to #135857 - interglutealcleft (05/28/2014) [-]
Don't worry man it's all worth it in the end
User avatar #135854 to #135848 - ugottanked (05/28/2014) [-]
i guess you have a point
User avatar #135836 to #135834 - awesomerninjathing (05/28/2014) [-]
it's senioritis dawg its normal
User avatar #135837 to #135836 - ugottanked (05/28/2014) [-]
yes, but why now though, i mean i have volunteer work i gotta do, projects, just..eugh
User avatar #135839 to #135837 - awesomerninjathing (05/28/2014) [-]
because it's the end of the year lol
User avatar #135840 to #135839 - ugottanked (05/28/2014) [-]
yeah, i just hate how they pile all this shit up at the end of the year, and just expect us to be able and willing to do it
User avatar #135833 - winners (05/28/2014) [-]
if you have psoriasis does that mean you will get eczema in random places too?
User avatar #135944 to #135833 - whatdafuq (05/29/2014) [-]
Psoriasis doesn't make you getting eczemas bro. Psoriasis means psoriasis and eczemas are eczemas - don't mix them up m8
User avatar #135832 - samxdaxman (05/28/2014) [-]
I think I asked this here before, but is it scientifically possible for an asteroid to hit earth in such a way that it would change our orbit so that one side always faces the sun and the other never sees it? And if so, what effects would it have? I'm writing a story and it goes that an asteroid hit Earth and North and South America are on the dark side of Earth. They're using solar panels in the Sahara to absorb light to send it to a select few cities, providing heat, light, etc. to survive. Any scientific impossibilities in there? I'll answer any questions to the best of my abilities.
#135859 to #135832 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (05/28/2014) [-]
An asteroid meteorite that could do such a thing would be so colossal and would hit us so damn hard, there wouldn't be much left of earth afterwards.
Even still, the Earth would still spin.

What you're asking is basically:
What if a meteor of perfect proportions hit Earth in such a way, that it moved it's orbit just enough to cancel out Earth's 'spin.'

One thing to note about our orbit with the Sun, and it's gravitational force, is that the Earth is constantly falling around it. "As the object moves sideways, it falls toward the central body. However, it moves so quickly that the central body will curve away beneath it." -- en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orbit#Understanding_orbits en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orbital_mechanics en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newton%27s_law_of_universal_gravitation
That's pretty much orbits in a nutshell. We're going too fast to not crash into the sun, yet we're going slow enough to be pulled in enough to keep us moving around it.
Because of this, the Sun's gravitational force also has an affect on the Earth's rotation.
The Earth isn't rotating "because it wants to."
It's rotating because everything around it is pushing/ pulling it in such a way...


"Precession is a rotation of the Earth's rotation axis, caused primarily by external torques from the gravity of the Sun, Moon and other bodies."

We'd keep spinning regardless. The only case in which we wouldn't spin, would be one in which the Earth was obliterated.
User avatar #135862 to #135859 - samxdaxman (05/28/2014) [-]
No, not that Earth stops spinning, just it spins in such a way that one side of the Earth constantly faces the sun and the other never sees it. So it's still rotating, just in a different way.
User avatar #135886 to #135862 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (05/28/2014) [-]
That wouldn't be possible.

There's too many gravitational forces at work in our current position for a meteor to slow down/ alter the Earth's rotation.
A perfect meteor would have to knock us far off of our current orbit and perfectly counter-act the Earth's rotation so it would spin the way you're describing.
We'd have to go further away from the Sun and other planets to try and do that...

But, we would all die. From the impact alone, and from the severe cold weather/ extreme absence of heat brought on by the new distance from the sun.

Again, Earth's rotation can't simply rotate so one side is always facing the sun.
It's going to do a complete spin when rotating regardless.
The only way to try and prevent it, is to move the Earth further from the Sun so the days are longer; So the gravitational forces aren't as strong. Except the gravitational forces coming from Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune; I haven't a clue how those would affect the Earth.

It's an interesting idea and all, but I don't think it'd necessarily work out well.
User avatar #135887 to #135886 - samxdaxman (05/28/2014) [-]
Fuck. Do you think I'd be able to get away with it? There's been shit that's way more far-fetched in science fiction, right? Or should I just make it some planet that isn't Earth?
User avatar #135889 to #135887 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (05/28/2014) [-]
Sure you can.
You don't need a super realistic explanation for everything.

For instance, in the movie Inception, they never go into detail on how dream sharing works.
It just does.

In your case, I suggest taking some time to let your creativity flow and create a viable reason for why the earth spins the way it does; Find something that would fit well with the story's universe.
You could take things into an extreme and have the solar system disarranged. Or they could be living on a planet like Earth, but it spins in that particular way. Or even Something happened and maybe the protagonists have to figure out how/ why the Earth is in that position?

The possibilities are endless.
Don't let Realism kill your creativity.

For instance, in Game of Thrones there are Dragons. But no creature to counter-balance the dragons. There is a Yin without a Yang. Yet no one cares, because the story never dives into that part. In the story, Dragons are fact. That's all the reader needs to know, and frankly that's all the readers care about.
User avatar #135890 to #135889 - samxdaxman (05/28/2014) [-]
So how about this: We saw an asteroid on a collision course with Earth in the 1850's, leading to a golden age of technology, where humanity banded together to create ways to lessen the damage. And they found the best way was to create a stabilizer of sorts to stop Earth's rotation like I mentioned.

It still destroyed most of the world, and one side of Earth would always face the sun(Europe, Africa, Mid. East, some of Asia), but we were able to install solar panels to supply certain areas in North America with light, heat, etc. in order to survive.

The focus of the story is gonna be on a war between Outsider Forces(Asian, North American and South American refugees who didn't make it into the cities and barely scrape by outside the cities) and the Interior Operations Squadron, who protect the Interior from outside threats, so the focus isn't even on the meteor, just the repercussions it had on people.
#135891 to #135890 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (05/28/2014) [-]
Sounds great to me.   
Also, at anytime you can revise.   
Aaaand stories don't have to start out with their synopsis, you can just jump right into the thick of things and have the reader slowly unveil what situation they are in. (IE, through certain lines characters say, descriptions of areas, characters questioning others revealing how/ why, etc.)   
 Pic semi-related. It's the online positive reaction picture I have, really
Sounds great to me.

Also, at anytime you can revise.
Aaaand stories don't have to start out with their synopsis, you can just jump right into the thick of things and have the reader slowly unveil what situation they are in. (IE, through certain lines characters say, descriptions of areas, characters questioning others revealing how/ why, etc.)

Pic semi-related. It's the online positive reaction picture I have, really
#135892 to #135891 - samxdaxman (05/29/2014) [-]
Yeah, I'm giving a brief overview of what happened at the beginning and revealing more about the strike along the way.   
Also, here's a gif of a positive reaction. Use it well.
Yeah, I'm giving a brief overview of what happened at the beginning and revealing more about the strike along the way.

Also, here's a gif of a positive reaction. Use it well.
User avatar #135838 to #135832 - awesomerninjathing (05/28/2014) [-]
the earth revolves around the sun, the only way for them to not see the sun is if the asteroid pushes the earth like really far away from the sun, but then we'd die of cold
I don't think an asteroid hitting the earth will cause it to rotate slower so both sides would still get sun anyway
User avatar #135841 to #135838 - samxdaxman (05/28/2014) [-]
I mean an asteroid hit Earth in such a way that it changed the rotation of the planet to equal that of the rotation around the sun. I dunno, I'm terrible at phrasing.
User avatar #135842 to #135841 - awesomerninjathing (05/28/2014) [-]
there's no way it'd get the exact same speed, and the other half would die of cold
User avatar #135843 to #135842 - samxdaxman (05/28/2014) [-]
Well no, not exact, but close enough. And like I said, they use a fuck load of solar panels on the side facing the sun to provide heat, light and all that to the dark side.
User avatar #135844 to #135843 - awesomerninjathing (05/28/2014) [-]
they'd be dead before they'd have the time to build all that shit
User avatar #135845 to #135844 - samxdaxman (05/28/2014) [-]
In the story, they knew about 50 years beforehand. Is that not enough time either?
User avatar #135846 to #135845 - awesomerninjathing (05/28/2014) [-]
how would they know an asteroid would hit in 50 years? it's a random occurrence no?

also, how do they know where would it land? how big would the destruction be?
User avatar #135847 to #135846 - samxdaxman (05/28/2014) [-]
Well, telescopes and other technology. I'm not that well versed in space tech, but we should have the tech that can see that from far away and predict where it will land. Predict being a key word there, they had no way of knowing 100%. As for destruction, they had no idea, but they figured it was worth a shot to save the planet.
User avatar #135849 to #135847 - awesomerninjathing (05/28/2014) [-]
well... okay
User avatar #135850 to #135849 - samxdaxman (05/28/2014) [-]
Is that too far fetched? I want this to be at least slightly realistic. I came here looking for criticisms to fix them.
User avatar #135851 to #135850 - awesomerninjathing (05/28/2014) [-]
I'd say it's far fetched but if you explain the scientific prediction part correctly you should be fine
User avatar #135852 to #135851 - samxdaxman (05/28/2014) [-]
Is it far fetched even if I do explain it? Just wanna make sure. I'd rather be called an idiot for this before I release it(if I ever do) rather than after.
User avatar #135853 to #135852 - awesomerninjathing (05/28/2014) [-]
that's the thing
only way for it to be not far fetched is if the scientific part is explained correctly
User avatar #135860 to #135853 - samxdaxman (05/28/2014) [-]
Alright. You've helped a lot, so feel free to say no, but would you mind reading what I've got in order to see if there's any flaws? Again, you don't have to if you don't want to. I just started writing this a month ago, so there's probably some places I need to touch up on.
User avatar #135861 to #135860 - awesomerninjathing (05/28/2014) [-]
ehh how long is it? I have a project to prepare for tomorrow
#135863 to #135861 - samxdaxman (05/28/2014) [-]
It's kinda long, so I won't share. Thanks for your help anyways.
User avatar #135865 to #135863 - awesomerninjathing (05/28/2014) [-]
alright, no worries, good luck with it
#135828 - thetrojansbroke (05/28/2014) [-]
im looking for sights that can entertain me i am getting extreemly bord now im in summer
User avatar #135835 to #135828 - gandaalf (05/28/2014) [-]
the sight of your first born child is a good one
User avatar #135829 to #135828 - daryldixon (05/28/2014) [-]
A dictionary.
User avatar #135831 to #135829 - teoberry (05/28/2014) [-]
Tyler, that was fairly rude.
User avatar #135827 - thehawkeye (05/28/2014) [-]
in need of a new phone and not retarded enough for apple, recommendations?
User avatar #135826 - thekillerwalrus (05/28/2014) [-]
I forgot, is it 3 or 4 where they put out fresh food at an all you can eat buffet?
User avatar #135893 to #135826 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (05/29/2014) [-]
Probably 4.

Because that's your typical time during shift changes.
User avatar #135896 to #135893 - thekillerwalrus (05/29/2014) [-]
Sweet. Thanks, because I hate the left overs
User avatar #135815 - harbingerwolf (05/28/2014) [-]
So i just rolled tits on the front page.

Wat do.
User avatar #135817 to #135816 - harbingerwolf (05/28/2014) [-]
wait a sec r u tryin to flag my roll?
#135785 - shangrula (05/28/2014) [-]
If anyone wants to talk, just message me i've got all day pretty much, and i'll listen to your stories and offer advice, and just talk if you want if you're looking for a friend, i'm here!
User avatar #135923 to #135785 - tikitaco (05/29/2014) [-]
I'm sorry that no one replied to this, you seem like a cool guy for wanting to do something like this. Thanks bro.
#135939 to #135923 - shangrula (05/29/2014) [-]
tis not your fault this website is my home on the internet lol, ive just seen some sad funnyjunkers, thought i might make a difference and talk to some in need. looks like im not necessarily needed xP
#135726 - dehumanizer (05/28/2014) [-]
>spent an hour or two with the qt
>compliment her, make her laugh, pay for her food and minor stuff
>help her on an asingment
>when it comes time to go, some asswhole who's uglier than me asks if she wants to go on a walk
>its been like 3 hours and she's still with him

WTF you guys, i did ask her out but shieet wtf, am i friendzoned? Is it time to an-hero? Should get my money back through rape?
User avatar #135926 to #135726 - tikitaco (05/29/2014) [-]
How about this, do none of the above. Doing homework for a girl and paying for her food doesn't make it a date, it makes you that guy who's super shy and makes you look like this girl's bitch. If she doesn't get it, give her instructions on what to do (but not for each question so that it isn't you saying the answer and she's just writing it down) man the hell up, and ask her out already.
User avatar #135914 to #135726 - ilikethisusername ONLINE (05/29/2014) [-]
Tough luck man....seriously I may sound like an asshole when I say that. But I mean it.

There are things in the world that we aren't supposed to have. We were never meant to have it. For example, that girl you really wanted to ask out and now she's with that ugly dude. If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, it's forever yours. If it doesn't, then it was never meant to be.

The only advice I can give is that let it happen. Let her choose her own path and no don't rape her obviously, it sounds stupid even as a joke man. I can literally feel that pain inside your chest and your stomach feeling like it's burning from the inside because I felt the same way once.

So you do this, you let her go. Just let it happen and stay friends with her. Stay close to her, if you really like her you should at least give her some care. When she does finally realize your crush on her, then she might come to you. But if it takes too long, then she's not interested. I'm sorry to hear about what happened man, but to be honest, something are not meant to be.
User avatar #135895 to #135726 - marinepenguin ONLINE (05/29/2014) [-]
Listen, I've read all your other comments. And you're painful man.

Just ask her out. Plain and simple. It's not as complicated as you think. Take things one step at a time.

It's better that you ask and know how things are, then to regret being a bitch and pussying out of it. Gotta get out of your damn comfort zone. Also stop with the whole tfw shit, it makes you seem bitchy and if you're anything like that around that girl then you will get nowhere with her. Girls don't like that shit, rather have a dude who knows what is going on and is willing to push for what they want, which is exactly why the "uglier dude" is kicking your ass in the women department. He has balls, you need to put on your big boy pants and get shit done if you want this girl.

Not trying to be mean, I'm just being straight with you.
User avatar #135912 to #135895 - ilikethisusername ONLINE (05/29/2014) [-]
He did say that he asked her out. I guess that didn't work?
User avatar #135913 to #135912 - marinepenguin ONLINE (05/29/2014) [-]
She seems to have brushed it off, so ask her again, get an answer.

If she deliberately brushed it off then she is probably not interested.
#135808 to #135726 - fistfireace (05/28/2014) [-]
I read the whole thread; you seriously need a slap in the face.
#135810 to #135808 - dehumanizer (05/28/2014) [-]
so i get a qt 3.,14 gf now, right?
User avatar #135811 to #135810 - fistfireace (05/28/2014) [-]
Until you take the advice from the others, no, no you don't.
#135812 to #135811 - dehumanizer (05/28/2014) [-]
well i plan to actualy talk about muh feels with her tommorow
User avatar #135813 to #135812 - fistfireace (05/28/2014) [-]
That's good, if you actually do it, and good luck.
#135733 to #135726 - minutes ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
Told ya to tell her about your feelings.
#135802 to #135733 - dehumanizer (05/28/2014) [-]
holy shit just saw her, she was just back from spending 6 hours with that guy, i asked if he was her boyfriend and she laughed and said no, but holy shit they spent 6 hours together, looks like she likes him more, you are right doing an roger elliot would be stupid

>tfw she was in the middle of the process of dressing
>tfw i litteraly flroze because she was wearing shorts and a tank top
>tfw i know i overexagurate my feels and she's not that great when im with her but when im alone for too long or see her with other men i get crazy

like litteraly, need advice on that last part
#135803 to #135802 - minutes ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
Sorry, this may be cause of my lack of english skills but i don't really understand your last point. What exactly is it what you need advice on?
#135804 to #135803 - dehumanizer (05/28/2014) [-]
how do i deal with jaelousy? I dont really have such strong feelings but I get really angry and after that depressed when i see her with other men, she's not my gf or anything and im pissed off she spent like 6 hours out with him today
#135805 to #135804 - minutes ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
I have the same problem man. I don't know how to turn it off but i know a way to deal with it. You can channel your anger on something usefull like working out. It really makes a great motivation and you feel a lot better. I used to punch walls and that helped as well but it also hurts like hell so i wouldn't recomment that.
#135806 to #135805 - dehumanizer (05/28/2014) [-]
yeah been planing on starting liftin (even tho thers no gym in my town, will have to improvise) but stabbing shit usualy works great too

I also realise im not as nervous and scared when around her as i might come off here, probably because my brain over rates her.

Do you think i should tell her about the jaelousy thing?
#135807 to #135806 - minutes ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
Not sure about that. It might come off as creepy but if you somehow include it into your "i like you" - speech it might work. I really have no idea man.
#135809 to #135807 - dehumanizer (05/28/2014) [-]
well i cant talk with people in real life because they know her and its just gonna be awkward

Should i also get her a chocolate or flower as a sign of gratitude for her helping me with the work? Was sure i was gonna do it yesterday but after the date she went on wtih him today i consider beeing cold for the evening.
#135814 to #135809 - minutes ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
I don't think you need to give her stuff like that. And the akwardness is only temporary. I thought it would be akward as hell to talk about this stuff with people that know her as well but it's actually very helping. Some guy asked me if i liked her (cause well it was fucking obvious) and i tried to akwardly dodge the question etc. but after the initial few akward minutes it turned out to be a great help.
#135735 to #135733 - dehumanizer (05/28/2014) [-]
I dont know man, we havent really spent that much time together but I think its obvious and she knows I like her.

>tfw watching her blush after i used a cheesy compliment after paying for her food
>You know <name> i have a bit of a vice.
>What?What's that?
>I like buying things for girls.
>But lately i've been trying to cut it down. Now i only buy things just for pritty girls.

I learned it from that Miami Vice episode with Phill Collins.

Do i just have to ask her if she likes me or something? Tommorow will probably be the last day i see her before exams.
User avatar #135737 to #135735 - Timmietim (05/28/2014) [-]
just fucking ask her out you beta jesus fuck
#135739 to #135737 - dehumanizer (05/28/2014) [-]
think she already did go on a date with that 4eyed prick, could try to ask her out tommorow tho
User avatar #135741 to #135739 - Timmietim (05/28/2014) [-]
You do realize girls are sometimes legit oblivious as fuck?
Just fucking do it its not like you got shit to lose.
#135742 to #135741 - dehumanizer (05/28/2014) [-]
i might lose a chance with her in the future, also its gonna be a bit hit on my dignuty
User avatar #135743 to #135742 - Timmietim (05/28/2014) [-]
implying you have a chance in the future if shes dating the other guy or anyone that actually does ask her out, also who cares if she says no
go for a different girl then
#135744 to #135743 - dehumanizer (05/28/2014) [-]
Hmm i should ask her about him? Even if she says yes we wont see eachother over the summer so she might just abandom me then too.

> mfw "just get another girl"

User avatar #135745 to #135744 - Timmietim (05/28/2014) [-]
i said go for a different one , not get a different one lol
also going on holiday in summer anywhere?
Theres always tons of hot girls at holiday places.
#135747 to #135745 - dehumanizer (05/28/2014) [-]
but im too cold most of the time and only get intrested in girls that show some sort of kindness to me first

nah im way too poor, will probably have to do my low paying yet backbreaking job just to earn my bread
User avatar #135748 to #135747 - Timmietim (05/28/2014) [-]
try to not be cold and be friendly to everyone at first?
#135750 to #135748 - dehumanizer (05/28/2014) [-]
but im too diffrent and everyone is always trying to stab you in the back anyways
User avatar #135751 to #135750 - Timmietim (05/28/2014) [-]
That's a pretty bad mentality to get anyone to like you lol
#135753 to #135751 - dehumanizer (05/28/2014) [-]
look i had a tough life ok? Im kind and friendly to her and i think all the fear and bitterness will fade away as soon as I bust a nut into a ham sandwitch I love
User avatar #135754 to #135753 - Timmietim (05/28/2014) [-]
Just because you had a tough life doesn't mean people are going to automatically like you if you act cold.
#135756 to #135754 - dehumanizer (05/28/2014) [-]
I built a wall around myself so i can know that those people that broke it are worth it.
User avatar #135757 to #135756 - Timmietim (05/28/2014) [-]
Alright have fun staying
>tfw no gf
#135758 to #135757 - dehumanizer (05/28/2014) [-]
But im still trying to get to this girl and idk if its gonna work or not.
User avatar #135784 to #135758 - Timmietim (05/28/2014) [-]
I think she sees you as a gay bff before someone to date lol
Lunch could be but does not sound like it at all from what you said.
#135788 to #135784 - dehumanizer (05/28/2014) [-]
idk man thats why im so scared
#135782 to #135779 - dehumanizer (05/28/2014) [-]
B-but s-she took me shopping with her twice and had launches together, t-that counts, r-right?
User avatar #135771 to #135758 - Timmietim (05/28/2014) [-]
You realize that you don't have to know someone that well to go on a date?
You get to know eachother on the fucking date.
#135777 to #135771 - dehumanizer (05/28/2014) [-]
So does that mean we've been on a few dates already?
User avatar #135764 to #135758 - Timmietim (05/28/2014) [-]
why didnt you ask her out like 2 weeks ago then?
#135770 to #135764 - dehumanizer (05/28/2014) [-]
Because we never really got to know eachother, before that i was some random character in the background of her life.
User avatar #135759 to #135758 - Timmietim (05/28/2014) [-]
Not if you act like a whiny bitch and don't even ask her out, also why didn't you fucking ask her earlier
#135762 to #135759 - dehumanizer (05/28/2014) [-]
because i was too messed up over a failed oneitis from last year, didnt even really "notice" this girl till a few weeks ago
#135736 to #135735 - minutes ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
Just fucking tell her. Not gonna exagerrate this again. Just do it.
#135740 to #135736 - dehumanizer (05/28/2014) [-]
...and then? Really I've got no clue what happens after that, infact i think i'm even more scared of her liking me back think i've seen too many films
#135746 to #135740 - minutes ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
You're only going to find out if you tell her. Sometimes you just have to jump in cold water. Stop being such a damn coward all the time.
#135749 to #135746 - dehumanizer (05/28/2014) [-]
Im worried the rejection will cause me to get even more depressed, throw away my concience and get back to drinking, fuck i've even thought about doing opium.

If she says yes do i get to kiss her or something, fuck that seems so scary!
#135752 to #135749 - minutes ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
You're one whiny cunt. Seriously can you just stop? All you ever do is crying like a little bitch. This girl might like you, stop being a faggot and have a good time with her.
#135755 to #135752 - dehumanizer (05/28/2014) [-]
But does she like me enough? Or am I just in the friendzone?

just went over to her room, and she's still not there
#135761 to #135755 - minutes ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
We had this conversation like 3 times already. Fuck you. Do you have some kind of ADHS? Jesus you're such a damn coward it's making me angry. Fuck the "if"s and "but"s JUST FUCKING DO IT
#135765 to #135761 - dehumanizer (05/28/2014) [-]
Thats easy for you to say, somewhere out there behind your monitor. Here its my heart on the line.
#135781 to #135765 - minutes ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
Dude i have been in your situation many times, i am speaking from experience. I got rejected every. single. time. And you know what? I still feel fucking awesome about it. Cause the first time I was in your situation (which is somehow really really close to your situation almost like a complete copy), I did absolutely nothing about it. Just like you i said to myself that soon i would do it, soon is the right time etc. , but in the end I didn't. She got into a relationship with a friend of mine and trust me you don't want to know that feel. It's fucking disgusting, i have never felt so helpless and hurt in my entire life and the worst part about this was that the only one i had to blame was myself. I tried to put it on my friend but i soon realized that it was all my fault. The more I thought about it the more i realized how badly i fucked up. I had serveral perfect situations, i could've gotten her, but the thing is, and this is by far the worst part, i will never know. I can't go back in time, i can't undo this mistake i will always have to life with it. No one can tell me what could've been, absolutely no one and nothing will ever show me what person i would be today if i did tell her.

This is without doubt the single biggest mistake of my life so far and literally the only thing I deeply regret. Afterward i fucked up a lot of times again, but i can live with that cause hell i tried. I know where i stand. Don't tell me i don't know what i am talking about you fucking bitch. Do it or end up as miserable as I did.
#135787 to #135781 - dehumanizer (05/28/2014) [-]
>implying i wasnt just as miserable as you or even worse
>implying it wasnt inlove and trying to get a taken girl
>implying i wasnt bold as fuck
>implying i didnt get rejected and sent to hell
>implying i want to go through all of this again
>implying i cant pull the plug on my feels now while i still can,by simply not telling her
>implying she likes me more than him, that guy she told me she liked last week or some other flag

yeah man, i have my reasons
#135791 to #135787 - minutes ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
Why the fuck are you even here then? Just fuck off the advice board you're just wasting everyones time with your crying. You're pathetic as fuck and while i still wish you good luck, i don't believe you will get her, simply because you're such a damn coward. I get it you're "so damn hurt" and "normalfags will never understand" cause "you're so special"

You don't want advice you just want attention. Fuck off.
#135793 to #135791 - dehumanizer (05/28/2014) [-]
Ok fine, i think i'll see her tommorow and get a chance to spend some time with her doing oribiter related activities, i'll ask her if she wants to go for a walk, if she says yes i'll ask about that other guy then depending on the awnser I'll confess muh affections.

"Anonnete I just want to say I really like your company and appriciate the short time we've spent together. Thank you for helping me all those times with uni and since we wont get to see eachother again I want to ask if you like me back."

How does that start, i wont do it if she tells me she likes some other guy because theres no real point.
#135795 to #135793 - minutes ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
I can't tell you how to tell it since i don't know either one of you. But it would be a good start and in hindsight it doesn't really matter how you tell her, just the fact that you do is important. You would make the right thing man.
#135796 to #135795 - dehumanizer (05/28/2014) [-]
I dont guarante 100% i'll do it becuase i might cower out or simply not see it but...Ok expect to read a report about it tommorow or friday. If No report than I probably an-heroed.
#135798 to #135796 - minutes ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
Do you seriously consider suicide about this?
#135799 to #135798 - dehumanizer (05/28/2014) [-]
No not really but im afraid I'll go Elliot Rodger mode some day.

before she gave me attention, ala last week or something, i considered suicide more realisticly then beeing in a happy relationship
#135800 to #135799 - minutes ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
Cause killing completely innocent people would surely solve your inability to get a gf.
#135801 to #135800 - dehumanizer (05/28/2014) [-]
Yes i know, i have mental issues, this is why i wanted to spend the summer relaxing and improving myself because I KNOW i can be better than this, 4 HER.
#135797 to #135796 - dehumanizer (05/28/2014) [-]
see her *
User avatar #135767 to #135765 - Timmietim (05/28/2014) [-]
What are you getting out of not asking her out? You do realize that if you don't and she gets with the other guy he's goin to pound that pussy
#135773 to #135767 - dehumanizer (05/28/2014) [-]
A friend and a potational gf, someone to help me with muh uni You need to login to view this link sanity.

Nah he's also not gonna see her much, if anything it will be some random guy from her town or some guy from the town she will go work during the summer.
User avatar #135775 to #135773 - Timmietim (05/28/2014) [-]
So its still not you banging her, jesus you are an aspie
#135776 to #135775 - dehumanizer (05/28/2014) [-]
I already said tommorow will be probably the last day i'll see her in a long time, i wont get to fuck her anyways. Dont wanna sabotage my chances for after september.
User avatar #135778 to #135776 - Timmietim (05/28/2014) [-]
I highly doubt you have any chance at all since you are going to pussy out anyway or someone else will already be with her by the time you decide to actually man the fuck up
#135780 to #135778 - dehumanizer (05/28/2014) [-]
nah i plan to use the summer time to fix myself, physicly and emotionaly enuogh to where i will be confident to go after her, the reason im afraid is because im unprepared and theres no time and no way i can prevent the seccond thing you said from happening
User avatar #135783 to #135780 - Timmietim (05/28/2014) [-]
You don't have to prepare so much, stop overthinking it.
>she says yes, nice you get a date
>she says no, too bad try a different girl
#135789 to #135783 - dehumanizer (05/28/2014) [-]
but if she says yes i'll develop feels, then not see her during the summer and get hurt
User avatar #135760 to #135755 - Timmietim (05/28/2014) [-]
Friendzone doesn't exist lol
this explains
#135763 to #135760 - dehumanizer (05/28/2014) [-]
>this is what normies actualy belive
User avatar #135766 to #135763 - Timmietim (05/28/2014) [-]
Maybe you should try being a normie for once and actually get a gf :^)
User avatar #135768 to #135766 - normie (05/28/2014) [-]
But I don't have a gf D:
User avatar #135769 to #135768 - Timmietim (05/28/2014) [-]
#135786 to #135772 - minutes ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
Let me explain
>dehumanizer is a little coward
>has feelings for girl
>she may like him back
>he comes here every 3-4 days to "seek for advice"
>is actually only complaining since he never takes the advice
>will probably end up not getting together with her cause he is such a bitch
>will come here to complain more about it afterwards
>we're telling him to not be a bitch cause it's making us angry

That's about it.
User avatar #135729 to #135726 - jacoban (05/28/2014) [-]
wtf is wrong with you? rape?
just be patient. Friendzoned or not, you will know in due time.
sorry for sounding like a douche, but dood, don raep.
#135730 to #135729 - dehumanizer (05/28/2014) [-]
lol maybe idk

i try to look good, show affection, be nice, be flirty, be funny

AND STILL I feel im gettting used, why are women such heartless creatures, why doesent she show affection?
User avatar #135822 to #135730 - jacoban (05/28/2014) [-]
thats all fine, just don't do anything drastic. and imo you should wait at least a day before talking to her again
#135824 to #135822 - dehumanizer (05/28/2014) [-]
but tommorow is probably gonna be the last day i will see her, i plan to talk to her

read the other replies
User avatar #135825 to #135824 - jacoban (05/28/2014) [-]
ah, i see. Well, good luck nonetheless
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User avatar #135720 - watermelloon (05/28/2014) [-]
what is a good song to listen to that isnt death-metal/scremo or rap?
User avatar #135915 to #135720 - ilikethisusername ONLINE (05/29/2014) [-]
Boards of Canada - Basefree

Basefree - Boards Of Canada
User avatar #135722 to #135720 - nsfwcontent (05/28/2014) [-]
Depends what sort of music you like.
We also have a Music board just so you know.
I'm quite fond of rock music e.g. Demon Alcohol - Ozzy Osbourne
User avatar #135718 - abstractwhite (05/28/2014) [-]
Whats mean :^) ?
User avatar #135714 - Decode (05/28/2014) [-]
So I don't know if anyone remembers my previous asking for help with a certain ex gf who was suicidal, well it got resolved, but then she did exactly what I knew she would, she tried to ask me out again. after a long talk of her not accepting no for an answer and pushing and pushing me, I snapped and told her to fuck off. I never tell my friends or even ex's that, I try not to get angry around them, but she pushed me too far. Now I haven't heard from her in days. I apologized, and am worried because I don't know if she was completely out of the suicidal thoughts and I was the one person she could turn to and I told her to fuck off. If you remember my story I went above and beyond to help this girl. /advice/ did I fuck up bad?! what should I do?
User avatar #135738 to #135714 - Timmietim (05/28/2014) [-]
She kinda sounds like she needed someone to tell her that, but i don't remember the previous story.
User avatar #135725 to #135714 - nsfwcontent (05/28/2014) [-]
I'm not sure if I was reading the right previous comment, the one about the girl who said she loved you whilst with someone else but here's what I can work out from this.

If it is the same girl then don't worry about it, you don't need someone like that in your life. Just because you're a nice person doesn't mean people should be able to walk all over you. These were all her decisions and like you said in your previous comment (if i'm reading the right one) life is too short. Cut out those people who try to use you because one day your life will flash before your eyes and you need to make sure that it's worth watching!
Do you things you want to do, treat people nicely and they will treat you nicely. If people walk all over you, you don't need people like that in your life, cut them out of your life. Just because you're a nice person doesn't mean you should let people walk all over you.

Sorry if i'm ranting a bit but I used to be just like this and it really gets me going when I see someone else like this, who gets walked over because they're a nice person.

Live your life, love every moment and if someone tries to bring you down, attempt to lift them up, so they can see the world as you do. If you feel like they're trying to drag you down, let go. You don't need that negativity in your life.

Hopefully something in this will help in some way, feel free to add me by the way or PM me if you'd prefer. Always looking for people to talk to
User avatar #135731 to #135725 - Decode (05/28/2014) [-]
Yea, it looks like you did read my other one. I am nice to a fault, I knowingly put others before myself, because 1) I love to help people, and 2) I don't want anyone to feel pain as I had (If you recall I had 3 months to live at 15, survived and now 21, but with severe chronic pain) I dedicated my life to helping and saving others, my (seemingly crazy) ex too. I just feel bad, I've never told a friend to fuck off, or sworn toward a friend in a hostile manner, she just....wouldn't stop....she dragged me through hell for 2 years, and I still choose to help her along with others. I'm trying to do better not to let people walk all over me though, but I continue to talk to and be there to listen for people who need it. Thank you for your advice, and sure I'll add ya. I guess my biggest problem is learning when to stop and let people manage their own problems, otherwise I end up being overused and get no appreciation for helping. I don't even ask for a thank you, just try to live a good life and see the brighter side of things ya know? Optimism!
User avatar #135823 to #135731 - nsfwcontent (05/28/2014) [-]
Exactly! it's a good thing to do to help others, it's just knowing when your helping and when you're being used. That's always the hardest part...
User avatar #135724 to #135714 - jacoban (05/28/2014) [-]
I had something like that happen to me as well. I beg you, try to NOT make the same mistakes I did:
*Set her up w/ someone else
*Therapy, anti-suicidal hot-lines
What she needs is a friend. Maybe consider pretending to think "she wants to be friends" instead of the obvious "let's be together!", tho I can't guarantee results, as I know nothing about your girl.
User avatar #135732 to #135724 - Decode (05/28/2014) [-]
She's pushed everyone away, she literally has no friends besides me. I dedicated my life to helping people, and deep down she's not a bad person, but she uses me like a tool when shes broken, then tosses me aside when things go great. Now that she's gotten a taste of her own medicine, she expects me to take her back, even though I keep saying I won't be anything more then her friend, but she's taking it insanely hard and I have no one to turn to, I even talked to her family and they won't do anything.
User avatar #135821 to #135732 - jacoban (05/28/2014) [-]
this might sound horrible, but just ignore her. Assuming she doesn't kill herself, it'll do her good in the long run.
again, sorry for sounding so harsh.
#135693 - Common Pepe (05/28/2014) [-]
Does anyone know an idiom that means the same thing as "on the one hand...on the other hand". I can't think of one and i'm stumped.
User avatar #135712 to #135693 - winners (05/28/2014) [-]
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User avatar #135701 to #135693 - awesomerninjathing (05/28/2014) [-]
on the contrary
User avatar #135668 - nigalthornberry (05/28/2014) [-]
Time seems to feel longer than it really has been and the longer it has been the more I think and the more I think the more I overthink...
#135681 to #135668 - Common Pepe (05/28/2014) [-]
Get a hobby or get excited about something
I'm buying my first car in a few months, but I'm excited about it now
it helps days fly by
1972 Dodge Challenger
User avatar #135682 to #135681 - nigalthornberry (05/28/2014) [-]
The thing I'm looking forward too makes the days go by slower
User avatar #135686 to #135682 - nevergetsdubs (05/28/2014) [-]
Don't set a date for it then, just set a goal, I'm not sure when I'm getting the car, i just know that I'm approved for the loan and I'll get it when possible sometime this autumn before i get re-stationed to a different base
User avatar #135687 to #135686 - nigalthornberry (05/28/2014) [-]
Its like waiting doe a text what I'm at right now I don't know when it will or if it will so I just think maybe tomorrow and just a little tip the challengers gonna be a bitch in the winter unless you switch it to EFI
User avatar #135689 to #135687 - nevergetsdubs (05/28/2014) [-]
The engine in it is a 1999 Mopar 480 or 470 can't remember, its gonna be fine
User avatar #135663 - myrtille (05/28/2014) [-]
How to stop being lonely? :\
User avatar #135684 to #135663 - nevergetsdubs (05/28/2014) [-]
If you don't want to deal with lots of acquantinces(can't spell) for general interaction,
or get a boyfriend for 1-on-1 interaction,
then get a dog from the shelter, that thing will love you to death
User avatar #135688 to #135684 - myrtille (05/28/2014) [-]
I have two dogs and a bird that I love dearly, thankfully. And it's not like I don't have friends or people don't like me, it's just like, no one ever wants to hang out with me.
User avatar #135691 to #135688 - nevergetsdubs (05/28/2014) [-]
You're not ridiculously overweight or horrendously / medically disfigured ugly are you?
If thats a no then just ask somebody. One of my best friends right now, we started hanging out by him asking a total stranger (me) if I could help him hold his hood up while he fixed the hydraulic arm that should be holdin it
User avatar #135694 to #135691 - myrtille (05/28/2014) [-]
Well, I do every once in a while, but yknow...it gets tedious when the people are really inflexible or you don't get along as well as you'd like. There's a girl I used to hang out with who moved, and another girl I like talking to who's always with her boyfriend, like literally 24/7, except when she's at work, so that's kind of irritating. Then 90% of my workplace is filled with druggies.
User avatar #135697 to #135694 - nevergetsdubs (05/28/2014) [-]
Find somebody random who does have your schedule, go out running with your dogs, you'll definitely meet someone
User avatar #135699 to #135697 - myrtille (05/28/2014) [-]
Eh, maybe I'll try to do that.
I'm also REALLY shy. Like way, way too shy. I don't talk to anyone outside of work or family. I constantly get labeled as "cute" and "adorable", which gets kind of annoying I guess, because I'm tired of being cute.
Also, I don't mind smoking weed sometimes, like most people, but holy shit when I say 90% of my coworkers are druggies, I mean they're snorting coke and shooting heroin. No joke. I've been looking for a new job and I'll start college this semester, so I think that'll help, but I still have all summer before I can start school, and I'm not sure what to do.
User avatar #135670 to #135663 - adviceguy (05/28/2014) [-]
Imaginary Friends
Talk to people
Join clubs, groups, or teams
Build robot companions

The solutions are endless
User avatar #135667 to #135663 - nigalthornberry (05/28/2014) [-]
Talk to people
User avatar #135669 to #135667 - myrtille (05/28/2014) [-]
well yeah, that one's kind of a given
I have a lot of friends at work but no one to hang out with and no boyfriend
so, I'm lonely.
User avatar #135673 to #135669 - tikitaco (05/28/2014) [-]
I know your feels. Why not ask your work friends to hang out? If you really don't want to hang with them, you have us at fj.
User avatar #135692 to #135673 - myrtille (05/28/2014) [-]
I do, but the one girl that I hung out with moved back to florida. I do like a guy at work and I try to flirt but he seems totally oblivious or really good at pretending not to notice. He'll be friendly but he won't really flirt back. Not sure what to think of that.
User avatar #135671 to #135669 - nigalthornberry (05/28/2014) [-]
Why don't you ask them if they want to do something sometime?
You don't need a boyfriend or girlfriend all the time, you can talk to me or anyone on FJ if you want to, there may even be someone near you that you like talking to
User avatar #135690 to #135671 - myrtille (05/28/2014) [-]
I do, but they're all busy most of the time or I don't want to seem desperate for company. I used to get along with people quite well and make a good number of close friends, but lately I just haven't for some reason.
User avatar #135695 to #135690 - nigalthornberry (05/28/2014) [-]
Probably worse feelings after the breakup affecting how you act around other people. It doesn't make you seem desperate if you ask it just shows you think they're a good person or friend
User avatar #135698 to #135695 - myrtille (05/28/2014) [-]
Oh hey, yeah, I talked to you last time when I posted about my ex.
Yeah, I think that's part of it. Being around someone all the time for 4 years and then all of the sudden not having anyone...it just sucks.
User avatar #135700 to #135698 - nigalthornberry (05/28/2014) [-]
There will always be someone there for you that wants to hang out with you they may not have time everyday to be with you but they will try their best maybe you haven't even met them yet that actually made me think about my own thing

I know that its hard being with someone for years and just going like that but take your time and think it will all work out in the end
User avatar #135703 to #135700 - myrtille (05/28/2014) [-]
I hope so. I'm reminded of him every day, and I still have dreams where he comes back and wants to be with me again, and we're so happy, and then I wake up with this crippling sadness and I don't even want to move. I feel like it just sets me up for a shitty day.
Because it's rare when I crush on somebody, but I do like someone at work, but I just honestly can't tell what he's thinking. He'll joke around and try to make me laugh and be really super nice, and find excuses to talk to me, but then I'll say something like "Man, I don't have much to do this weekend, gonna be kinda slow. Wish I had someone to hang out with" and he'll just be like "yeah"
But it's not like, a "shutup, stop talking about it" yeah, it's like a totally absentminded "i'm not really listening atm" yeah. It's fucking confusing.
Plus, I'm bad at this flirting thing. I suck so bad.
User avatar #135704 to #135703 - nigalthornberry (05/28/2014) [-]
Music can help whether its just listening to it or playing it it helps let feelings out that couldn't normally be let loose

It kinda sounds like the guy here is a bit nervous or just a little late to figuring out some things you may have to do a bit more just ask him if he wants to hang out sometime or go see a movie. I know the guys supposed to start it but we aren't the smartest.

There was a guy on here a little bit ago named Lars who missed the perfect opportunity to be with his friends sister but didn't realize it until it was too late
User avatar #135706 to #135704 - myrtille (05/28/2014) [-]
^ and I wore that necklace every day for 3 years, so yeah. It's heartbreaking when I think to take it off before a shower and realize I don't wear it anymore.
User avatar #135705 to #135704 - myrtille (05/28/2014) [-]
Oh you don't want to know the ungodly amount of taylor swift I have listened to. My heart doesn't want to let go, but my brain is exhausted. I just need to forget about him, but it's so hard to get rid of his gifts and reminders. I saved every note and trinket he gave me in a tiny hand-painted box, and I have beautiful white gold and diamond necklace that he gave me...I can't make myself give all of it up. It's all just so important to me. But I end up crying over it, so I don't know...
I'll think about making it really clear to him at some point, but I'm not sure. I'm so terrified of rejection. I actually get compliments about how pretty I am a lot, but I honestly just don't like what I see unfortunately. I'm afraid he'll politely say no, and then try to act like I never said anything. Ugh, gut-renchingly terrified.
User avatar #135707 to #135705 - nigalthornberry (05/28/2014) [-]
I think I've heard a song a bit more depressing than hers lol but just get rid of it a little at a time throw away a few notes every now and then give the little things and jewelry to some kids make them happy and feel special the feeling of making others happy tend to overpower the sad ones.

You shouldn't fear the thought of rejection human minds tend to have a lot of what its based with no evidence you have enough to say that he would say yes but if things don't work out oh well just got move one in time. I learned to stop caring if things don't go good I'm still alive and can go on so I will and make the best of what I have
User avatar #135708 to #135707 - myrtille (05/28/2014) [-]
If I was going to give my necklace away it wouldn't be to a little kid. I'd probably pawn it. It's freaking diamond and white gold. But I just have this thing where it's like, what if he comes back and I gave everything away? I'd hate that.
User avatar #135709 to #135708 - nigalthornberry (05/28/2014) [-]
Ive given a 600$ guitar to a kid instead of pawning it better to have someone that i know wjll do good with it and Chances are he's not coming back and if he does it won't be for the right reason usually when people do that its because they miss something they don't get with friends when they're single...like fucking... so if he does that don't get ahead of yourself and instantly take him back
User avatar #135734 to #135709 - myrtille (05/28/2014) [-]
It's totally different, though. This is a necklace I wore every day and would still wear if things hadn't fallen apart. It's not like I'd just moved on from it or I just don't like it, or I got a newer, better one. Plus, it's easier to lose a diamond necklace than a guitar, and I don't think a kid is going to really give a shit about it, I know I wouldn't have as a kid.
User avatar #135652 - cartoonbacon (05/28/2014) [-]
Going on a road trip up to a lake with some of my buddies. What types of snacks and shit should I bring in the cooler, I gotta list so far but its pretty bare.
-6 pack of soda
-bottled waters
-slim jims
-M&M packs

Anything else?
User avatar #135713 to #135652 - alecbaldwinning (05/28/2014) [-]
dude you can't road trip without beef jerkey.
User avatar #135696 to #135652 - Nameloc (05/28/2014) [-]
Pack an emergency kit, bro.
User avatar #135672 to #135652 - adviceguy (05/28/2014) [-]
Depends how long your staying?
Lunch meats and bread are always an easy but filling solution
User avatar #135664 to #135652 - foreveranonymous ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
The only advice I can offer is to go easy on the sweets. I've gotten massive stomach aches during car rides because I had too much candy or soda
Cheez-its, Goldfish, and Popcorn are always good
User avatar #135654 to #135652 - sugoi (05/28/2014) [-]
No road trip is complete without pringles!

Also considering it's a road trip would you guys want marshmallows? Not sure if y'all gunna camp out with a fire or not but that's an option.
#135651 - Common Pepe (05/28/2014) [-]
So today I made some pretty poor decisions and i'm hoping for what to do to change my life for the better.
Today I went in to school and saw the first girl I ever loved holding hands with a guy and kissing. She doesn't usually have a boyfriend, so I immediately got my best girl friend and got the fuck out of there. We spent the entire day skipping until about 9:00 am where she said that her friend was coming to join them. This friend turned out to be a guy she wanted to fuck. And she ditched me to do so. So I had to walk around my city alone until I got the cops called on me for loitering at a gas station. I was hauled back to the school and my parents were told. As punishment, they made me stay in my room for the whole night. So this is the third day in a row where I haven't eaten anything.
#135656 to #135651 - tikitaco (05/28/2014) [-]
Now that's what I call teenage angst. You ever think about joining the Tunnel Snakes, anon?
#135662 to #135656 - Common Pepe (05/28/2014) [-]
They turned me away for not having a sick pompadour
User avatar #135653 to #135651 - sugoi (05/28/2014) [-]
I know you're a horny teenager at this stage but seriously, stop thinking about girls.

How about getting fit instead of loitering so girls will actually find you attractive?
How about eating something instead of starving yourself so you don't get stomach pains?
How about thinking things through before you act so this kinda shit doesn't happen?

I know you're depressed and I can't just say "STAHP ET" and be done with it but dude you gotta slowly transition yourself outta this by making the effort to change. Go make a list or something full of your flaws and slowly work em off. Whether you procrastinate or not is up to you, stay depressed or get good, your life mate.
#135717 to #135653 - minutes ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
While I agree with everything you said i just wanna add something. By working out you get even more horny. Through rising testosterone levels and better blood circulation your dick never stops teasing you. Sucks if you don't have a girlfriend.
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