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User avatar #95596 - KrissenKagamine (09/15/2013) [-]
so ive been gay for about 5 years of my life
and im in a relationship of about 9 months
my moms side of the family knows and is (mostly) okay with it
my parents are divorced so i dont talk to the other side of my family much, so my dad's side of the family has no clue
i am going to go visit them soon and they live in the US and my girlfriend wants to come with me and meet that side of the family
i dont want to tell her no, shes wanted to come to the US for a long, long time

what do?
User avatar #95632 to #95596 - advicedude ONLINE (09/15/2013) [-]
Just do it and if your dad doesn't like it, screw him and go somewhere else.
#95622 to #95596 - angrybulldogs (09/15/2013) [-]
**angrybulldogs rolled a random image posted in comment #48 at Cosplay ** Make sure your girlfriend knows that your family doesn't know your gay cause that could cause a serious problem
User avatar #95612 to #95596 - davvi (09/15/2013) [-]
maybe give your family a heads-up though, so you won't have any very awkward moments when you're there with her
User avatar #95601 to #95596 - dragx (09/15/2013) [-]
nothing. Go with the flow. Nobody can tell that something will go wrong until it does, however if you mess with whats happening you may end up hurting yourself.
#95594 - awesomerninjathing (09/15/2013) [-]
How do I get swag like this?

jk I already have it
#95686 to #95594 - sadawedsa **User deleted account** (09/15/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #95634 to #95594 - advicedude ONLINE (09/15/2013) [-]
>no sideways hat
>pants too short
>can't see underwear
>no hand signs
>high socks
>no aviators
you've only got 3 swag, i've got 12
User avatar #95656 to #95634 - awesomerninjathing (09/15/2013) [-]
No hat because my hair is swag
I rolled up my jeans
You can if I pick up my crewneck
I have no arms
That's okay but I wasn't planning on rolling up my jeans when I was going out
I have glasses
#95589 - Jesusnipples ONLINE (09/15/2013) [-]
Hey guys, I'm not a regular here, but I just need to talk.   
Just had a huge fight with my girlfriend over text.    
I'm at college right now and she's still in the town we both grew up in, about 200 miles away. We love the shit out of each other, but this whole long-distance relationship thing has been really hard on both of us.   
She's the best thing that's ever happened to me. I'm a chronically depressive son of a bitch. That all stopped when I started dating her, but if she leaves me I'm very likely to go back to how I was.   
Also, she's easily a 9/10 and other guys are constantly hitting on her, which pisses me off because I can't do anything about it from this far away.    
   
I'm on the verge of losing brain cells over this shit.    
Any advice, tips, anything?
Hey guys, I'm not a regular here, but I just need to talk.
Just had a huge fight with my girlfriend over text.
I'm at college right now and she's still in the town we both grew up in, about 200 miles away. We love the shit out of each other, but this whole long-distance relationship thing has been really hard on both of us.
She's the best thing that's ever happened to me. I'm a chronically depressive son of a bitch. That all stopped when I started dating her, but if she leaves me I'm very likely to go back to how I was.
Also, she's easily a 9/10 and other guys are constantly hitting on her, which pisses me off because I can't do anything about it from this far away.

I'm on the verge of losing brain cells over this shit.
Any advice, tips, anything?
User avatar #95635 to #95589 - advicedude ONLINE (09/15/2013) [-]
Try to visit her on breaks but if that doesn't work, 4 years of assuming she's faithful would be hard. I would still talk to your gf but try to find someone in your college that makes you feel the same just incase anything happens. try skyping a lot though.
User avatar #95597 to #95589 - fladen (09/15/2013) [-]
hope everything turns for the best, though you remind me of myself a little. with my ex, she was everything to me and i had a lot of strong feelings for her, and she did for me but it slowly started fading every month. shed have guys talk/hit on her and itll make her happy, and it would make me feel bad knowing that she wasnt getting that satisfaction from me anymore. she wouldnt want me to talk to any girls but if i said something of her hanging out with a guy shed flip out on me, it was like she didnt see the contradiction in that, but anywasy thats another story

i did trust her, but knowing she was out in a movie with a guy drove me crazy, and shed say "were just friends" but im not stupid, and i dealt with it cause i didnt want to lose her, which was a mistake cause she ended up throwing all the things i did for her back in my face as if it was nothing. a point i want to make is, the fact that i knew she could move on, and saw that it was eventually going to happen i did all i could to still have her cause i didnt want her to go, but the price was the moment she did, it fucked me up so bad. im barely getting over it, almost 4 months since the breakup and i know shes been fine since the moment it was over.

Just it continuosly kept sinking, and shed start yelling and blaming everything on me, blowing up on me for any slight thing i did, and i kept taking it cause i was afraid of not having her. wed rarely talk, shed want to go out and tell me not to message her, if i did it made everything worse and.

idk, it was hard as hell to be in that spot. and it messed me up pretty good, before her i was lonely and just nothing much, then with her i changed and was happy all the time too. just idk, i hope everything works out, but i gotten advice from people here who were in similar spots, and they told me too "i hope everything works out" but they also told me it would be best to move on. i just advise you look after yourself as well,
User avatar #95590 to #95589 - goodcheese (09/15/2013) [-]
trust her. just because guys hit on her doesn't mean she lets it get anywhere. imagine if girls started hitting on you (which she's probably equally worried about), you wouldn't do anything because you're committed and you have to trust she'll do the same. also call her, don't do any major relationship stuff over text because it's one level lower of communication. face to face is best, but at least having a real conversation with your voices will definitely improve communication.
User avatar #95591 to #95590 - Jesusnipples ONLINE (09/15/2013) [-]
Yeah I know, and we've discussed the whole what-happens-when-someone-hits-on-you thing, because both of us get hit on a lot. The fight was about how little we communicate as of late, which normally wouldn't be a big deal, except the first time she started being this quiet towards me was also the first time I caught her cheating on me (the guy was infatuated and so she told him that she'd be his girlfriend after I started dating her because he's a very pressuring individual, then she didn't know how to tell him to leave her alone). I'm trying really hard to trust her, but there's always that part of my brain that says every now and then something along the lines of "I bet she's got two other boyfriends just like you"
#95585 - SuperSixONE (09/15/2013) [-]
Sup guys, so I want to get a reptile
I really wanted a ball python but my parents don't want me to get a snake
I then researched a Leopard Gecko, and it was all perfect but I really don't like having to watch for its tail, after all i'm sure its very painful
Then I remembered hearing about some kind of lizard that has a weird and kind of long name but I forgot it...
It cant be that big btw, like 1-2 feet tops
if you have any recommendations for reptiles (besides bearded dragons and things that can have their tails ripped off) i.e. maybe you have a reptile you like?
Idk.
User avatar #95636 to #95585 - advicedude ONLINE (09/15/2013) [-]
I've always wanted a frog or an iguana
User avatar #95615 to #95585 - lobselvith (09/15/2013) [-]
I know you don't want to hear this, but a Leopard Gecko is probably the smallest reptile for beginners.

"Experts" will tell you not to handle them too much because it stresses them out, but the more you handle them, the more they get used to being handled, and they eventually become pretty tame. Don't handle them for at least 3-4 days after you move them into their new tank, because they're still getting used to their new enclosure. The first few times you handle your gecko, it might scream at you or try to bite you, but there's nothing to worry about. Their bites are like tiny nips and don't hurt at all.

You don't really have to worry about the tail TOO much, it takes a lot for a leopard gecko to lose it's tail, just be careful that you don't stress it out too much and watch your hand movements - and this is a mistake I see with a lot of young/inexperienced owners - be careful when they're in your hand. Don't make any fast hand movements, don't shake them around. When they get really stressed, they lift their tails in the air and wave them back and forth slowly. When it stops waving it's tail, that's when you know time to put your gecko back.

Assuming you already know about basic care, good luck.

Tip: Never use sand as a substrate for any reptile, because it can cause an impaction. Use reptile carpet instead.
User avatar #95638 to #95615 - SuperSixONE (09/15/2013) [-]
Thanks, I did some more research on the topic and decided that a Leopard Gecko would be perfect for me.
Can you just feed it water and Crested Gecko Diet or do you need to feed it crickets as well?
Also, how often should you feed it? (I know it depends on what you feed it in the first place)
User avatar #95639 to #95638 - lobselvith (09/15/2013) [-]
Make sure that your gecko always has access to water, and make sure that you get a shallow water dish, because they can't swim. Also, feed your gecko a varied diet of meal worms and crickets. Mine refuses to eat meal worms (she's attracted to movement, so crickets would probably be best). Make sure that when you dump the crickets in your gecko's tank, there's a carrot or two for them to munch on so that they leave your gecko alone. I just buy a bag of crickets and dump them in her tank to last for the week, she eats whenever she feels like it. If you decide to feed your gecko meal worms, put them in a bowl or something.

Occasionally dust your gecko's food with calcium powder (maybe once or twice a week), but don't use the reptocal brand, because they're inconsistent with the calcium dosage or something. Mine shows interest in dusted crickets, but she never strikes at them. So if your gecko doesn't take dusted crickets or meal worms, just shake a pinch of powder in the lid and leave it in the tank, and your gecko will probably eat it directly. Just make sure that your gecko doesn't eat too much, because it could overdose on the stuff.

Also, Make sure that your gecko has a hide, a basking area and a cool side of the tank, so that it isn't exposed to direct heat all the time.

Take care.
User avatar #95640 to #95639 - SuperSixONE (09/15/2013) [-]
Thanks so much for the help, I really appreciate it.
User avatar #95641 to #95640 - lobselvith (09/15/2013) [-]
No problem.
User avatar #95600 to #95585 - freedomreturns (09/15/2013) [-]
LOBSELVITH your'e needed on the advice board.
User avatar #95613 to #95600 - davvi (09/15/2013) [-]
was about to suggest the same thing
User avatar #95588 to #95585 - daryldixon (09/15/2013) [-]
get a komodo dragon
User avatar #95565 - daryldixon (09/15/2013) [-]
someone try finding an ASUS K55N-DS81 for less than $434
User avatar #95592 to #95565 - awesomerninjathing (09/15/2013) [-]
I have an ASUS X53E-something with
dual core i5-2450M 2.5ghz
8GB RAM
750HDD

that I got for like 500$ (600$ish with taxes) because it was on sale from 800
User avatar #95595 to #95592 - daryldixon (09/15/2013) [-]
what's the graphics card?

the main reason i'm buying a k55n is because of the graphics card
User avatar #95658 to #95595 - awesomerninjathing (09/15/2013) [-]
Intel HD 3000
User avatar #95586 to #95565 - SuperSixONE (09/15/2013) [-]
Asus is the shit, you have good tastes
User avatar #95587 to #95586 - daryldixon (09/15/2013) [-]
So i've heard.
Can't wait to have it in my hands.
User avatar #95566 to #95565 - advicedude ONLINE (09/15/2013) [-]
Sorry bro but I literally just googled it.

You need to login to view this link
User avatar #95568 to #95566 - daryldixon (09/15/2013) [-]
Should have mentioned new, I don't trust refurbished products.
User avatar #95571 to #95570 - daryldixon (09/15/2013) [-]
>DB81
>459
User avatar #95572 to #95571 - advicedude ONLINE (09/15/2013) [-]
Cheapest I can find. Go mow a few lawns.
User avatar #95575 to #95572 - daryldixon (09/15/2013) [-]
and there's no such thing as lawns in california
User avatar #95573 to #95572 - daryldixon (09/15/2013) [-]
it's not that i'm broke i'm just a bargain hunter.
User avatar #95574 to #95573 - advicedude ONLINE (09/15/2013) [-]
Well this is a good deal. It's got more specs than mine.
User avatar #95562 - thisistheguy (09/15/2013) [-]
What's some good tasting cheap beer I don't want any of that light shit
User avatar #95614 to #95562 - davvi (09/15/2013) [-]
where do you live?
usually the local brew is good enough
User avatar #95654 to #95614 - thisistheguy (09/15/2013) [-]
Around Normal, IL which is like right in the middle of IL
#95661 to #95654 - longboarding (09/15/2013) [-]
LAMRON BANG BANG GBE
User avatar #95564 to #95562 - goodcheese (09/15/2013) [-]
i like blue moon but it's not that cheap. still really good though. and not too expensive
User avatar #95547 - skyryth (09/15/2013) [-]
I'm in need of some serious help yall. Anyone know any good tips to help pass a pot drug test? Last time I did it was last night, and I recently found out I could be tested whenever. Here's what I already know:
-Only give midstream piss
-Give as little as possible
-Drink fucktons of water
Any other suggestions? Thanks.
#95662 to #95547 - longboarding (09/15/2013) [-]
Is it a home or lab one?
User avatar #95643 to #95547 - misticalz (09/15/2013) [-]
lemon juice
User avatar #95624 to #95547 - fillelindome (09/15/2013) [-]
I think take vitamins C and drink shit tons of water
User avatar #95563 to #95547 - makotoitou (09/15/2013) [-]
Inject heroin.
User avatar #95558 to #95547 - elitehacker (09/15/2013) [-]
smoke more weed to purge it from your system
User avatar #95553 to #95547 - silverzepher (09/15/2013) [-]
only reliable method is an oil change
User avatar #95561 to #95553 - thisistheguy (09/15/2013) [-]
yeah oil change that shit
User avatar #95549 to #95547 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (09/15/2013) [-]
Palo Azul
Turkey baster up urethra
User avatar #95543 - trollins (09/14/2013) [-]
help how do a laid??
User avatar #95567 to #95543 - advicedude ONLINE (09/15/2013) [-]
go to hawaii
say "Hano waki lao wana doo"
dance around fire
????
get leid
User avatar #95569 to #95567 - HAwAII (09/15/2013) [-]
That no work
User avatar #95557 to #95543 - elitehacker (09/15/2013) [-]
you squat down and bock like a chicken
hopefully you lay an egg
User avatar #95537 - mondamini (09/14/2013) [-]
Hey Fj. So I found out this girl likes me (from her) and we're pretty close friends. A girlfriend is something I really want, yet although there being nothing wrong with this girl, I feel more attracted to other girls in my friend group and school.

I have no experience with girls, and don't know whether its a good or bad idea to go out with her.
User avatar #95576 to #95537 - advicedude ONLINE (09/15/2013) [-]
Just ask her out. You might like her as you date more. Also this may be a dick move but even if you don't like her, maybe she'll take the D before you split it off.

Also, DON'T date a lot of girls from the same friend group. Only like 3 max. take it from personal experience. I've dated quite a few from the same friend group and parties tend to get weird.
User avatar #95538 to #95537 - goodcheese (09/14/2013) [-]
go out on a date with her and see how it feels. also jerk off before you make any major relationship decisions so you know it's not just cause you're horny
User avatar #95850 to #95538 - mondamini (09/16/2013) [-]
I just wanna say thanks. A lot.
User avatar #95871 to #95850 - goodcheese (09/17/2013) [-]
no problem. how did it work out?
User avatar #96136 to #95871 - mondamini (09/18/2013) [-]
Went on a date, felt relaxed and some good laughs. Was walking her home, realised she was great, hugged for a bit and gave my first kiss.
User avatar #95554 to #95538 - silverzepher (09/15/2013) [-]
that is solid advice to follow on just about every decision.
User avatar #95539 to #95538 - mondamini (09/14/2013) [-]
Sounds like solid advice. Thanks
User avatar #95519 - austoboyko (09/14/2013) [-]
Physical signs a girl is trying to grab your attention?
User avatar #95618 to #95519 - tmgrskat (09/15/2013) [-]
She's giving you a handjob.
User avatar #95578 to #95519 - advicedude ONLINE (09/15/2013) [-]
If you both look at each other and she gives somewhat of a smile
If she is normal but looks away or gets shy when you walk by
If she is teasing you or constantly picking on you or blaming you for things
User avatar #95544 to #95519 - trollins (09/14/2013) [-]
Pointing her feet inwards/towards the other when she's talking to you.
User avatar #95529 to #95519 - awesomerninjathing (09/14/2013) [-]
smiling at you
touching you
hugging you without you initiating it
User avatar #95525 to #95519 - hargleblarg (09/14/2013) [-]
Depends on the girl really, there's no overall "if they do this then they want your attention".
User avatar #95526 to #95525 - austoboyko (09/14/2013) [-]
Shit. well thanks for replying
User avatar #95528 to #95526 - hargleblarg (09/14/2013) [-]
No worries dude, just go with the flow and everything works out in the end.
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User avatar #95510 - nigalthornberry (09/14/2013) [-]
I feel like a loser not going after her this week but to be fair it was homecoming week and it would be hard to compliment or talk to anyone in the halls
Also anyone want 1$ paypal
User avatar #95533 to #95510 - awesomerninjathing (09/14/2013) [-]
I'd like that 1S but how do I use it
User avatar #95515 to #95510 - blackmensmell (09/14/2013) [-]
Spend that 1 dollar on quality hookers, autistic faggot.
#95508 - thesmilyingdawg (09/14/2013) [-]
does anybody know the text font of this
i used it before but i switched computers so i don't know anymore
User avatar #95524 to #95508 - hargleblarg (09/14/2013) [-]
Looks like Terminator-esque writing, I'd just google "Terminator font" and see what happens.
#95497 - mrantony (09/14/2013) [-]
Can someone tell me what this is? I reversed searched it, but even Google didn't know.
User avatar #95502 to #95497 - infamously (09/14/2013) [-]
Deadspace.
User avatar #95507 to #95502 - mrantony (09/14/2013) [-]
Thank you
User avatar #95493 - spartusee (09/14/2013) [-]
I need a ton of really cheap marbles. Or just little cheap orbs I can spill on something and have some one slip on.
+1
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User avatar #95619 to #95498 - tmgrskat (09/15/2013) [-]
10 dollars for 500?
I bought 1000 with around 5 bucks.
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User avatar #95536 to #95499 - spartusee (09/14/2013) [-]
Thanks my nigga.
User avatar #95485 - rulerofhatingboard (09/14/2013) [-]
What are the best 2 cereals to mix together. I just mixed captain crunch and frosted flakes and it's the best thing I've ever experienced.
User avatar #95580 to #95485 - advicedude ONLINE (09/15/2013) [-]
My favorite cereal is what I call "shreds" which is basically the left over shreds and powder of the frosted shredded wheat all piled up in a bowl with milk that becomes like an oatmeal. I also like to put caramel popcorn in a bowl with milk.
User avatar #95555 to #95485 - alexanderburns (09/15/2013) [-]
Lucky Charm marshmallows in any other cereal.
User avatar #95516 to #95485 - blackmensmell (09/14/2013) [-]
Poop and pee
User avatar #95541 to #95516 - rulerofhatingboard (09/14/2013) [-]
leave me alone!
User avatar #95626 to #95548 - rulerofhatingboard (09/15/2013) [-]
you're making me uncomfortable
User avatar #95512 to #95485 - nigalthornberry (09/14/2013) [-]
Reeses puffs with coca puffs
User avatar #95542 to #95512 - rulerofhatingboard (09/14/2013) [-]
That sounds pretty good actually
User avatar #95483 - gabemczombie (09/14/2013) [-]
Why can't i know if i feel love for a person or not?
User avatar #95581 to #95483 - advicedude ONLINE (09/15/2013) [-]
If you didn't do anything to initiate this feeling but you get it anyway like someone just punched you in the chest or gut, but a good punch, with love.
User avatar #95599 to #95581 - gabemczombie (09/15/2013) [-]
You just got punched... By love?
User avatar #95629 to #95599 - advicedude ONLINE (09/15/2013) [-]
yes
The Chalets - Love Punch
User avatar #95556 to #95483 - alexanderburns (09/15/2013) [-]
You don't know what love is to you.
User avatar #95598 to #95556 - gabemczombie (09/15/2013) [-]
Thanks, that actually makes sense
User avatar #95546 to #95483 - trollins (09/14/2013) [-]
You're gay.
User avatar #95551 to #95546 - gabemczombie (09/15/2013) [-]
Well that clears up a whole lotta things
User avatar #95504 to #95483 - davvi (09/14/2013) [-]
because you're 13
User avatar #95550 to #95504 - gabemczombie (09/15/2013) [-]
If i was 13 i'd be posting this on FB
User avatar #95605 to #95550 - davvi (09/15/2013) [-]
fair enough
User avatar #95607 to #95605 - gabemczombie (09/15/2013) [-]
Yes indee.
User avatar #95488 to #95483 - mrnappy (09/14/2013) [-]
You're insecure
User avatar #95494 to #95488 - awesomerninjathing (09/14/2013) [-]
Don't know what for
User avatar #95495 to #95494 - mrnappy (09/14/2013) [-]
I don't know what you said

but I feel the same way I can't tell if I do or don't

I'll give you one example I was friends with her for grade 6 and 7, made her laugh, was nice, etc. but she acted like a jerk back to me (actually hated me even though I did nothing)

No contact for gr.8,9,10 (moved)

Back same school, got class with her, sit beside her pretty awks, easy to make her smile when small talk, but I don't talk to her 'cause i'm not sure if she still hates me inside and is just putting up an act or not, so fuck her

tl;dr I'm insecure
User avatar #95496 to #95495 - awesomerninjathing (09/14/2013) [-]
You're insecure
Don't know what for
You're turning heads when you walk through the do-o-o-or
User avatar #95480 - lobselvith (09/14/2013) [-]
Reeeeeally nervous and scared about being a screamster/parade performer at cedar point tonight. I don't like it too much, I think I'm doing kind of a shitty job and I want to go home. I don't want to quit because I signed up for this and am getting paid. My Mom isn't likely going to let me just bail out on it, either, because this is one of my first real jobs. I haven't seen my boyfriend in awhile and I really miss him, I don't know anyone here and I'm really missing my family. These next couple of months are going to be emotional hell. Some reassurance and encouragement would be great right now.
User avatar #95505 to #95480 - davvi (09/14/2013) [-]
call your boyfriend
#95489 to #95480 - freedomreturns (09/14/2013) [-]
You know hating board loves you.
You know hating board loves you.
User avatar #95481 to #95480 - misticalz (09/14/2013) [-]
lobselvith v cool
+1
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User avatar #95490 to #95473 - fluffykoopareturns (09/14/2013) [-]
sometimes you gotta handle it
User avatar #95467 - adrilazzaro ONLINE (09/14/2013) [-]
GUISE, anyone know any good minecraft server hosting? we used beastmode and it would crash every 2 hours, it only needs 12 slots minimum but it's gotta be 24/7 and as little lag as possible, yes we are in america. about 20$ a month. (budget is flexible up to 10$ more if its worth it) So thank you in advance if you help. My regards
User avatar #95560 to #95467 - axeul (09/15/2013) [-]
I hear CraftnodeHosting is pretty good.
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