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#112014 - Womens Study Major (01/15/2014) [-]
I have a GF (7/10), but I am not fully in love with her. Only a little.

On the other hand, I got this huge crush/obsession on another girl (My firends says she is a 5/10, but I think she is the neatest person ever 9.5/10). I can't get her of my mind. I don't know If I should tell my GF I love somebody more or if I should stick with her..


Any advice at all?
User avatar #112089 to #112014 - ScottP (01/16/2014) [-]
I'm not really one for rating a person on looks alone, but here's my two cents. If you really like someone, eventually you will acclimate to them no matter what. If you two are really compatible, then their flaws will not be flaws to you, but mere additions to them.
User avatar #112028 to #112014 - advicedude (01/15/2014) [-]
And try to let us rate please. Sometimes it helps.
User avatar #112021 to #112014 - advicedude (01/15/2014) [-]
Just be friends with the girl. Figure it out later when you really know her and what you want.
#112020 to #112014 - advicedude (01/15/2014) [-]
>the other hand
User avatar #112024 to #112020 - awesomerninjathing (01/15/2014) [-]
that picture made me snort
User avatar #112015 to #112014 - awesomerninjathing (01/15/2014) [-]
can I rate them?
User avatar #112008 - ishallsmiteyou ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
Huge test tomorrow, so I need to ask you this: In the equation y=mx+b, what are the variables? I know B is the Y intercept but that's all I can remember.
User avatar #112090 to #112008 - ScottP (01/16/2014) [-]
y is the dependent variable
x is the independent variable
m is the slope
b is just a number
User avatar #112033 to #112008 - nimba (01/15/2014) [-]
Holy shit, Isn't it past your bed time?
User avatar #112016 to #112008 - awesomerninjathing (01/15/2014) [-]
are you in 8th grade?
User avatar #112019 to #112016 - ishallsmiteyou ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
No, grade 10. Finals are coming up and I can't remember jack shit.
User avatar #112077 to #112019 - badmotorfinger (01/16/2014) [-]
>finals
>january
User avatar #112183 to #112077 - ishallsmiteyou ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
Two semesters over a school year, four courses each semester. Semester ends in about a week or so.
User avatar #112081 to #112077 - misticalz ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
Yeah.
Classes don't go all year nigger.
It's a final for math class
User avatar #112010 to #112008 - derpityhurr (01/15/2014) [-]
x is the x-coordinate of any point on the line, y is the y-coordinate of any point on the line. These two are the variables
m is the slope of the line
#112011 to #112010 - ishallsmiteyou ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
thanks a ton, man. Take this.
thanks a ton, man. Take this.
#112009 to #112008 - Womens Study Major (01/15/2014) [-]
m is the slope
User avatar #112001 - CrabFace (01/15/2014) [-]
I just broke up with my girlfriend, i really need some distraction.
User avatar #112093 to #112001 - pringlez ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
ScottP has been spot on with every single piece of advice I've seen him give. Video games that are challenging enough to make it fun, but easy enough you don't get pissed area a good option. GMod is always a good option, I have yet to find something you can't do in that game.
User avatar #112091 to #112001 - ScottP (01/16/2014) [-]
Try playing Gmod with some friends. I found that it took my mind off things for a while. Also what sort of things are you into other than videogames?
#112022 to #112001 - advicedude (01/15/2014) [-]
I've just started the series. Get a few emulators and you're good.
User avatar #112025 to #112022 - CrabFace (01/15/2014) [-]
I'm scared of zelda because of ben.
User avatar #112027 to #112025 - advicedude (01/15/2014) [-]
It is serriously the best game I've ever played. It has so many themes, there is no way a kid could truely experience this game. It will make you think and contemplate life. Also Ben is in Majora's Mask, I'm playing Ocarina of Time Master Quest.
User avatar #112030 to #112027 - CrabFace (01/15/2014) [-]
How's playing on an emulator? And can you give me some links you used?
User avatar #112031 to #112030 - advicedude (01/15/2014) [-]
only about 3 gb of ram on my macbook pro and it runs perfectly. It works amazing with my ps3 remote to play with via bluetooth.
Any emulation you should do, go through coolrom.com they have almost every ROM, and links to most emulators. Best site. Any questions on what to do, ask me.
User avatar #112012 to #112001 - derpityhurr (01/15/2014) [-]
3 hours of Drake songs daily
User avatar #112017 to #112012 - awesomerninjathing (01/15/2014) [-]
only Marvin's Room
User avatar #112004 to #112001 - crazycatladymedusa (01/15/2014) [-]
Talking helps A LOT or playing something that doesn't give you time to dwell on what happened. Stay away from love songs or romancy games or movies. But keep in mind you'll still need to deal with your feelings eventually. But those will help so you aren't in quite so much pain.
User avatar #112002 to #112001 - studsper (01/15/2014) [-]
Try finding someone, silbing, friend, and just talk/hang out. When my brother broke up with his gf a year ago, he watched me play video games and just talked not about the ex though . I think it helped him.
User avatar #111988 - ffffyou (01/15/2014) [-]
What's the best way to make someone avoid you? or to make them to forget about you and stop bothering you?
User avatar #112023 to #111988 - advicedude (01/15/2014) [-]
Look at them in the eye for a good second, then turn away. Don't speak to them.
User avatar #111990 to #111988 - revengeforfreeze (01/15/2014) [-]
Tell them you were proxythumbing yourself
User avatar #111993 to #111990 - ffffyou (01/15/2014) [-]
HHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAaaaaaaaaa they never get over it. Your mind reminds you the most useles stuff
User avatar #111994 to #111993 - revengeforfreeze (01/15/2014) [-]
Who are "they"?

I actually didn't even know it until I pressed admin and looked at his content.

Not really. Just today, I remembered to make homework. You speak like you know me, have I ever talked to you before?
User avatar #111995 to #111994 - revengeforfreeze (01/15/2014) [-]
do homework*
#111980 - Womens Study Major (01/15/2014) [-]
Going to see a psychotherapist now after a couple of months of therapy to get diagnosed.

Any advice for me FJ?
User avatar #112026 to #111980 - advicedude (01/15/2014) [-]
You have to belieb
#111989 to #111980 - Womens Study Major (01/15/2014) [-]
for you to kill yourself
User avatar #111972 - unncommon (01/15/2014) [-]
My drug dealer is always calling me and texting me. Usually not even about drugs. Idk how to feel about this.
User avatar #112005 to #111972 - crazycatladymedusa (01/15/2014) [-]
Maybe he's lonely?
User avatar #111975 to #111972 - sauditwo (01/15/2014) [-]
pineapple express

but really
me and my friend went to a shisha if your a bitch you probably call it hookah place and this random kid about our age asked to sit with us. then the management kept on asking us if we actually know him and the kid kept on saying yes and told us to say yes. Apparently he goes there next to everyday and he's always on his own and tries to sit with other people. Then my friend gave him his number cause he wanted him to get some shit and now he calls him randomly in the middle of the night.
User avatar #111977 to #111975 - unncommon (01/15/2014) [-]
Haha damn, that's pretty weird.
But I'm not talking about just a weed dealer. I usually buy other stuff from him 'party drugs' .
User avatar #111978 to #111977 - sauditwo (01/15/2014) [-]
yeaaah
that's why i leave it to other people to get me 'party drugs'
this guy would probably spike that stuff if you piss him off
User avatar #111982 to #111978 - unncommon (01/15/2014) [-]
I know that the Molly that I got from him seemed like it was cut with something else. But it was still pretty awesome. I took .4 and a bunch of my friends and I ordered pizza and I was fucking rollin'. 9/10 would do again.
User avatar #111983 to #111982 - sauditwo (01/15/2014) [-]
yeah but i don't do drugs tho
that's for later
User avatar #111986 to #111983 - unncommon (01/15/2014) [-]
I'm not a drug addict or anything. I just do them sometimes at parties.
Drugs are expensive...
User avatar #111987 to #111986 - sauditwo (01/15/2014) [-]
it's not even about the price
shit i could buy everything the drug dealer has
but i don't want to start that shit yet
User avatar #111966 - leesintomebitches (01/15/2014) [-]
Best way to learn photoshop???
User avatar #111969 to #111966 - boxdrop (01/15/2014) [-]
Online video tutorials or just mess around with it.
User avatar #111965 - garfvader (01/15/2014) [-]
Getting the word out
There is a new channel named OCcreepypastas where you can post well OC creepypasta and get it seen
here is the link
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/occreepypastas
#111958 - pedobearseviltwin (01/15/2014) [-]
Hello guys, i'm looking for someone with a good knowledge of fitness in general.
I used to work out nearly daily and have gotten out of my routine.
I just wonder if someone could tell me if I should cut or bulk with my current physique.
Thanks in advance!

User avatar #112084 to #111958 - friendlypitbull (01/16/2014) [-]
Eat more protein and build more muscle
User avatar #111997 to #111996 - pedobearseviltwin (01/15/2014) [-]
oh thanks man , couldnt find the fitness board for some reason
User avatar #111998 to #111997 - revengeforfreeze (01/15/2014) [-]
Np.

It's not in the menu for some reason
User avatar #111971 to #111958 - unncommon (01/15/2014) [-]
Clean Bulk
Also what's your goals as far as fitness? Functional, Power Lifting, or Aesthetic gains?
#111979 to #111971 - pedobearseviltwin (01/15/2014) [-]
Well i'd like Aesthetic gains to be honest, seeing as a already have a lot of strength   
What kind of workout should i be thinking of ?   
Thanks a lot for the reply man, really gives me some insight
Well i'd like Aesthetic gains to be honest, seeing as a already have a lot of strength
What kind of workout should i be thinking of ?
Thanks a lot for the reply man, really gives me some insight
User avatar #112006 to #111979 - crazycatladymedusa (01/15/2014) [-]
omg I want a pug so badly.
User avatar #111981 to #111979 - unncommon (01/15/2014) [-]
No problem bro,
And if you're just starting aesthetic's then you should start off at an upper/lower split. I'd recommend doing your weight for around 10 reps. Then after about two months of that you could move up to a push/pull split and from there you can choose a push/pull/legs split or a bro split and you rep-range should either be drop sets, progressive sets, or progressing hypertrophy-type reps.
User avatar #111984 to #111981 - pedobearseviltwin (01/15/2014) [-]
what do you mean with push/pull split and push/pull/legs and bro split? thanks in advance again
I don't really know all the specific terms, since i usually lifted on my own without any coaching
User avatar #111985 to #111984 - unncommon (01/15/2014) [-]
Push/pull = working push muscles one day, working pull muscles next. Works muscles twice a week.
Brosplit = working different muscles every day of the week. Resulting in each muscle being worked once a week but heavily.

But I wouldn't recommend you jumping into that.
#111999 to #111985 - pedobearseviltwin (01/15/2014) [-]
oh okay man, thanks again for all the helpful information  I really appreciate it!!!
oh okay man, thanks again for all the helpful information I really appreciate it!!!
#112003 to #111999 - unncommon (01/15/2014) [-]
Don't mention it bro. Remember that perfect reps = perfect results and the only exercises that don't build muscle are the ones that you don't do!
User avatar #111957 - lobselvith (01/15/2014) [-]
It's been about 4 days since I got my cartilage piercings, the one in my left ear is fine, but the one in my right ear is looking a little red and a little swollen. Hurts a lot when I touch it or move it. I'm worried that I might be getting an infection. What can I do to stop it early on? I've been using hydrogen peroxide and ear-cleansing alcohol that the place where I got my ears pierced gave me. Suggestions?
User avatar #112088 to #111957 - friendlypitbull (01/16/2014) [-]
It might just be the side you're sleeping on that's making it swell.
Keep your hair clean, cleanse the piercing twice a day and don't mess with it. If it were infected then it would be oozing really bad and smell terrible.
User avatar #112007 to #111957 - crazycatladymedusa (01/15/2014) [-]
Alright so about 5 months I did the same thing. My right ear was fine, my left was not because the earring got stuck when it was pierced. So if you got your cartilage pierced at one of those piercing pagodas in the mall, they are going to take forever to heal. I wasn't allowed to change mine piercings until November of last year, and I still have 6 more months from then til I can take them out completely. If you get them done at a piercing pagoda they take longer to heal because when they are pierced it's done using blunt force not sharp implements. What you can do, and must do, is take the earing out clean it very well with peroxide, and alcohol, put antibiotic cream/gel/whatever on your ear. Drop the earing in peroxide while doing this to clean the earing as well. DO NOT mess with your ear unless you are taking it out to clean. Fingernails harbor all sorts of bacteria. Even if it itches, don't touch it! Don't pick at it or anything. Wash it really good in the shower. Keep doing that until it seems like it's doing good. If it's swollen and painful, put an ice cube on it. If you do all of that and it still does not work, go to a doctor. You'll most likely need an antibiotic and you might even have to take it out. Whew, my fingers are tired. Good luck!
User avatar #111970 to #111957 - boxdrop (01/15/2014) [-]
Its is getting infected, try a triple antibiotic after the peroxide. It will stay on it after the peroxides dried up, if it doesn't get better then go to a hospital. A piercing infection can end up making you lose a chunk of your body.
User avatar #111956 - blurman (01/15/2014) [-]
Does anyone have a link to sims 3 with all the expansions included? It can a torrent.
#111955 - Womens Study Major (01/15/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 78**
#111954 - Womens Study Major (01/15/2014) [-]
jkvhcjfxdzteasrytufyigukjhn,m
#111938 - holywarstpd (01/15/2014) [-]
CAN SOMEBODY TELL ME WTF THIS IS?!

I SEE IT EVERYWHERE IN THE COMMENTS!!
User avatar #111940 to #111938 - holywarstpd (01/15/2014) [-]
On iPad. No mouse.




Fuck Apple
User avatar #111973 to #111940 - unncommon (01/15/2014) [-]
I'm on my Galaxy Note 2. Touch it with your finger.
Hello, can you see me?
User avatar #111974 to #111973 - holywarstpd (01/15/2014) [-]
It doesn't do anything. :/
User avatar #111991 to #111974 - revengeforfreeze (01/15/2014) [-]
It should work anyway, does for me.

You just have to be precise
User avatar #111976 to #111974 - sauditwo (01/15/2014) [-]
well it has like a hidden message on it
you can't see it until you put your mouse over it
User avatar #111939 to #111938 - nightmaren ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
it's a spoiler. put your mouse over it
User avatar #111936 - thisistheguy (01/15/2014) [-]
Anyone know if there's any sort of photoshop type of program I could download for free?
User avatar #111922 - captainrattrap (01/15/2014) [-]
Anyone know a good way to make gifs? I want to be able to put two different sections of a video together and add text to a few separate parts.

If you don't have that do you have a site that can put different gifs together?
User avatar #111923 to #111922 - ishallsmiteyou ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
get the clip you want, save only that clip as a video file in Windows Movie Maker or something and upload it to a gif maker.
#111927 to #111923 - captainrattrap (01/15/2014) [-]
Yeah I have that much done. I need to be able to add text and the process is very long.   
   
I'll just stop here fuckit I'm lazy.
Yeah I have that much done. I need to be able to add text and the process is very long.

I'll just stop here fuckit I'm lazy.
User avatar #111920 - ishallsmiteyou ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
Exams are next week and I have no fucking idea what I'm doing.

So here's my dilemma: most of the questions are going to be algebraic expressions and shit like that. That's fine. But the problem is when I'm asked to find one side of a rectangle using algebraic expressions. Say i have one side shown as 10x+30 or something, and the value for the perimeter is 3y-x^5+10. Wat do?
User avatar #111928 to #111920 - advicedude (01/15/2014) [-]
Try substitution method. Solve for x, plug in to solve for y.
User avatar #111917 - thesmilyingdawg (01/15/2014) [-]
how does soundcloud even work
is it just a link or is it like youtube?
User avatar #111933 to #111917 - advicedude (01/15/2014) [-]
You can link to the web page with the audio or you can put the embedded link into fj
#111902 - Womens Study Major (01/15/2014) [-]
how to make $60k in 3 months
User avatar #111992 to #111902 - revengeforfreeze (01/15/2014) [-]
What.. do you need it for?

Else, you'd probably need a job with a really high salary..
User avatar #111934 to #111902 - advicedude (01/15/2014) [-]
Something illegal.
User avatar #111921 to #111902 - delphine (01/15/2014) [-]
The Original Beverly Hillbillies Theme Song

Discover oil in your backyard?
sorry, that's not helpful.
User avatar #111909 to #111902 - misterobotunicorn (01/15/2014) [-]
sell yourself
User avatar #111908 to #111902 - makotoitou (01/15/2014) [-]
git gud
User avatar #111906 to #111902 - badmotorfinger (01/15/2014) [-]
Sell meth
#111893 - boxdrop (01/15/2014) [-]
I came to give either terrible or amazing advice. I have given working advice before so why not give it another go.
User avatar #111929 to #111893 - advicedude (01/15/2014) [-]
Girl A: an ex. Nicest girl ever, had compatible personalities, a few physical problems with blood sugar and such. had to break up due to her being too busy and couldn't maintain the relationship even if she wanted to.

Girl B: Had a crush on for a while. very hot, kinda shy, many similar interests, never truely talked to her but going to. I've been around her for a while though and it seems awkward that I am finally going to start making conversation and it's hard to ever find her alone to talk to.

Should I take a shot at A, or B, or both.
User avatar #111968 to #111929 - boxdrop (01/15/2014) [-]
Girl A is a more comfortable familiar territory but you already know shes gonna be to busy. Girl B while new and you might feel a little weird going up and starting a conversation when shes in a group get to know them all, never hurts to have more friends then just try to talk to her alone at some points over text or IM. Getting to know girl B for a possible relationship does not mean that from time to time you cant hang out with girl A and possible get your rocks off. It would probably help you both out that way, sexual release wil not only help keep it off your mind while talking to girl B but relieve any stress she might have from a busy life. Short version, go for girl B see if girl A will be a friend with benefits in the meantime.
#112018 to #111968 - advicedude (01/15/2014) [-]
Not bad. A friends with benefits would be amazing.
User avatar #112065 to #112018 - boxdrop (01/16/2014) [-]
Glad i could (hopefully) help.
User avatar #111924 to #111893 - ishallsmiteyou ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
exams coming up. Brain fried. Wat do?
User avatar #111967 to #111924 - boxdrop (01/15/2014) [-]
Take your time when studying, get some stuff done take a break and go over in your head while doing so to make sure you have the key points of what you studied down after go onto the next part. when its time to get the exams done your brain should be able to pull the key points out again. Just try and not have anything to distracting on while studying.
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