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#175277 - dehumanizer
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(02/19/2015) [-]
vocaroo.com/i/s1gxb2Hr0OkU

mfw two cute girls smiled and talked to me today
#175378 to #175277 - laky
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(02/20/2015) [-]
ily
#175383 to #175378 - dehumanizer
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(02/20/2015) [-]
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#175292 to #175277 - derpityhurr
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(02/19/2015) [-]
what would pepe do
#175354 to #175292 - dehumanizer
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(02/20/2015) [-]
depends on which pepe you're asking
#175288 to #175277 - minutes
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(02/19/2015) [-]
I like how you can hear his mom in the background yelling at him.
#175355 to #175288 - dehumanizer
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(02/20/2015) [-]
Thats impossible, pepe is a good boi.
#175286 to #175277 - serhiy
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(02/19/2015) [-]
why is this bad
#175358 to #175286 - dehumanizer
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(02/20/2015) [-]
they legit triggered me
#175385 to #175358 - serhiy
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(02/20/2015) [-]
wow, I feel bad laughing at that.
#175386 to #175385 - dehumanizer
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(02/20/2015) [-]
for a moment i felt normal then i went back to beeing sad, why must it be so hard
#175387 to #175386 - serhiy
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(02/20/2015) [-]
get an app on your phone called fling, and practice talking with random women around the world.
#175388 to #175387 - dehumanizer
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(02/20/2015) [-]
talking on the phone != talking irl
#175389 to #175388 - serhiy
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(02/20/2015) [-]
still practice.
#175390 to #175389 - dehumanizer
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(02/20/2015) [-]
the thing about yesterday was that they knew who I was
the thing about yesterday was that they knew who I was
#175391 to #175390 - serhiy
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(02/20/2015) [-]
my point still remains, you'll figure out how not to fuck up speaking to women.
#175393 to #175391 - dehumanizer
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(02/20/2015) [-]
but whats the point in speaking to them, i bet they've never even seen pepe or wojak
#175394 to #175393 - serhiy
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(02/20/2015) [-]
again, practice. just do it.
#175395 to #175394 - dehumanizer
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(02/20/2015) [-]
i refuse, one does not simply talk to strangers
#175396 to #175395 - serhiy
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(02/20/2015) [-]
well your loss, i measure my success by how many tit pics i get on that app.
#175397 to #175396 - dehumanizer
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(02/20/2015) [-]
>girl sends her nudes to random strangers online

kek enjoy your trash
#175398 to #175397 - serhiy
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(02/20/2015) [-]
its pretty difficult to do. And im sure you wouldn't be able to pull it off with that spaghetti falling out of your pockets.
#175400 to #175398 - dehumanizer
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(02/20/2015) [-]
>getting spaghetti   
>from using a machine
>getting spaghetti
>from using a machine
#175401 to #175400 - serhiy
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(02/20/2015) [-]
that's the impression im getting.
#175402 to #175401 - dehumanizer
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(02/20/2015) [-]
i cant get spaghetti if i dont care
i dont care about strangers
#175278 to #175277 - notred ONLINE
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(02/19/2015) [-]
They are bringing you closer to the noose. They have no idea what they are doing.
#175283 to #175278 - dehumanizer
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(02/19/2015) [-]
-We havent seen you in a while dehumanizer.
-Thats because i've been hiding.
-Hiding?From who?
-From them.
[the girls look at me confused]
[my spaghetti fall from my pocket]
[i get a feel attack several minutes later]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkADj0TPrJA
#175276 - anon
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(02/19/2015) [-]
Guys I need your advice, I'm 18 and all my life I've been shy, introverted, a loner and all that jazz. Because of this I don't have a lot of friends. Recently though I realised I want to have a social life, have a nice girlfriend and stuff, but it just seems an impossible task for me because I'm pretty much socially handicapped, wat do?
#175290 to #175276 - bobvonbobby
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(02/19/2015) [-]
Remember, it's "Trash can" not "Trash can't"
#175284 to #175276 - SOUL CRUSHER
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(02/19/2015) [-]
Yeah man. 80% of it it getting out there but here is a small 20% that will help. You see everyday as guys we BS ourselves telling ourselve we can't or we aren't good, enough, she'll never like us. We start to believe it after a while. So do the opposite. tell yourself some affirmations. Tell yourself you can. But not just walking around in circle saying I can, I can Ican. Be specific. "I can easliy talk to anyone I desire to meet, I'm funny clever and relaxed" "I'm fit and attractive and I keep my body in great shape." "I am social and I love to meet new people"
Even if you have to BS yourself. It'll give you a boost after a while you'll believe. tell your self this crap everyday

second one if a bit longer and harder but probably works the best. WORKOUT. TO TO GYM
If you're fat it will work wonders. If you're normal or skinny you'll look better, much better. Your healthy body image will boost your confidence.

#175279 to #175276 - notred ONLINE
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(02/19/2015) [-]
People don't care as much as you think. Just talk to people. People aren't gunna hate you for being shy or something. Just don't let them do all the work.
#175275 - anon
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(02/19/2015) [-]
Does anyone have this picture
It's a short comic strip of a cute girl with big hips putting on tiny gym shorts, and the draw strings disappear
#175269 - katiamanagen
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(02/19/2015) [-]
I live such a fucked up life i cant relate to other people
and even when i talk about it here, i get thumbed down for being edgy

hey jack what did you do last week?
"oh you know, ran from the cops wit my dad"
5 days later bought crank from my mum and all 3 of us loaded up our darts.
Yay family fun time!
#175280 to #175269 - makotoitou
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(02/19/2015) [-]
edgy
#175270 to #175269 - sugoi
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(02/19/2015) [-]
Sounds like your average sunday to me.
#175266 - anon
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(02/19/2015) [-]
Has anyone had an illness that kept you housebound?

I'm currently in highschool, and until about a year ago I was actually a pretty good student. Now I'm barely scraping by because of an illness. It's not terminal, but it makes it difficult to walk far, think clearly, and getting out of the house is a challenge. Working, or visiting people makes me very tired, so I can't socialize too much or I'll make my symptoms worse.

I just want to figure out if it's worth it to keep the relationships I'm losing at school. On the off chance I get the energy up to get to school or visit them, I feel like we're not really friends any more. Their lives are filled with school work and grades, while mine is full of doctor appointments, medication, and occasional tutors. Even being with my friends makes me feel isolated and odd, and the closeness we shared just a year ago disappeared. Losing people I've gone through tough shit with is really hard, but I'm not quite sure what to do to remedy the situation.

Pathetically enough, I feel closer to my parents and tutors than anyone else, and feel like they're my only friends. Is it worthwhile to try and stay connected the people at school? If so, how would I keep the relationships?
#175379 to #175266 - laky
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(02/20/2015) [-]
What's happening to you and the changes that are occurring are totally natural. Whatever ends up happening is (most likely) the result of the illness and out of your hands
#175285 to #175266 - SOUL CRUSHER
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(02/19/2015) [-]
I hear ya but I don't have time you read this. I gotta go to class. Hang it there
#175260 - ferrettamer ONLINE
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(02/19/2015) [-]
tfw you will never be a wizard and go to hogwarts
How do I go on with life
#175264 to #175260 - sugoi
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(02/19/2015) [-]
You maybe, filthy muggle.
#175263 to #175262 - ferrettamer ONLINE
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(02/19/2015) [-]
#175236 - luigipimp
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(02/19/2015) [-]
why don't people like lebanese women
#175380 to #175236 - laky
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(02/20/2015) [-]
lebenese white girls are fine
#175242 to #175236 - fappening
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(02/19/2015) [-]
because when they shower, they look like gorilla's in the mist
because when they shower, they look like gorilla's in the mist
#175237 to #175236 - lordbrauner
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(02/19/2015) [-]
I do.
#175238 to #175237 - luigipimp
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(02/19/2015) [-]
people always say ew though, idk how theyre supposed to look like or what they did
#175240 to #175238 - lordbrauner
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(02/19/2015) [-]
I dunno man, dark hair on lightly tanned skin is superb in my opinion. I dated a Lebanese girl who had tan skin, chocolate brown hair and the brightest blue eyes. She was beautiful.
#175235 - spaceshark
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(02/19/2015) [-]
I have severe depression. My life is absolutely meaningless to me, so i live for others. Until recently, I've been living for my girlfriend, but she dumped me for her ex who just got out of jail. Now my depression is back, i lost my job and it was her house so im out on the street. Now i use my old touch screen at random wifi spots to get online to talk to people, but they all have their own lives and problems. I have nothing left except you guys here at funnyjunk... So i ask you, what do i do? Besides kill myself, i dont have the guts to take a life, even one as meaningless as mine
#175281 to #175235 - makotoitou
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(02/19/2015) [-]
become a cool ass hobo. Like, one of those that is real good at the trumpet.
#175243 to #175235 - fappening
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(02/19/2015) [-]
get in touch with family, see how they can assist during this time
#175239 to #175235 - lordbrauner
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(02/19/2015) [-]
Are there any homeless assistance programs where you live? Something that will help you get back on your feet and maybe put a roof over your head?

I once had to live in a homeless shelter. I was there for about 6 months, and under that same program, I got an apartment. It really saved my life, it's helped me keep going and now I'm almost at a point where I can be stable and self-sufficient again.

Things may feel particularly awful right now, I know. I've been there. I've lost loved ones, my career, my home, you name it. But you have to keep finding something worth fighting for, okay? If anything, fight for yourself. It sounds like the depression is really playing a significant factor in your life at the moment, so as soon as it's even remotely plausible, seek therapy, and perhaps medication. It may not completely fix the problem, but it may help keep you in the right mindset to keep going forward.

Once you find the inspiration to fight for yourself, then focus on starting over. Material possessions will be replaced, and then your confidence and sense of self worth may be repaired once that image of self-sufficiency returns.

I dunno, maybe this all sounds generic, or maybe it's not the advice you want to hear right now, but it's all I've got. I've been where you are. I still am, in a sense. Many of us have to start from square one at some point in our lives, and it's never easy. Every day, I feel so close to giving up, but something stays my hand. I'm not sure what it is, but it's there, and I find it in me to keep going. I hope you find it too.
#175234 - suicidalthoughts
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(02/19/2015) [-]
guys ever since i moved across the world mid year and changed schools i havent made any friends at all.. how do i put myself out there? i just dont fit in with these people, and on top of that i just found out my mom is on anti-d's and im missing my gf which i left behind more than ever. what do
#175252 to #175234 - fappening
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(02/19/2015) [-]
go on dating websites, there's heaps of poon on there man,

Find a new hoe
meet her friends
become friends with her friends
>???
profit
#175259 to #175252 - suicidalthoughts
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(02/19/2015) [-]
never thought of that o.o . i havent really used a dating site but i might as well check it out
#175261 to #175259 - fappening
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(02/19/2015) [-]
try it man, take a few photogenic pictures of yourself, write a witty but real profile description, and be polite to girls (unless its late at night and they want the D)

If your looking for a gf, make sure you ask her to meet for a coffee, swap numbers after talking to her for a while (not straight away!)

If you ask straight away you will get "i like to get to know someone before i meet them"

If you take too long to ask them for a coffee, well 1) you will be friendzoned, 2) she will forget who you are, and any conversations she has had with you are meaningless (those times you made her laugh talking to her, the chemistry etc.)
#175241 to #175234 - lordbrauner
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(02/19/2015) [-]
Have you considered joining any clubs? It's usually a great way to meet new potential friends and make contacts since you generally know you're meeting people with at least one common interest.

As for the anti-depressants, many adults take them. Sometimes it;s not so much the mental disorder of chronic depression as it is a chemical imbalance, which is really common when you get older, and the meds really help keep things normal.

And concerning your gf, that's not something I can really advise you on. You have to ask yourself what's more important here. Her or school? Both can be replaced, one way or another, as cold as it sounds, so whatever decision you make, just now that the other choice will come back around at some point in the future, even if it's a different school, or a different girl.

But really that all depends on what you as an individual value most.
#175258 to #175241 - suicidalthoughts
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(02/19/2015) [-]
not really, but now that you mention it i really should, ill look into that these days.

however the fact that she takes anti depressants worries me because we have had a very rough pass and i hadn't seen her for many years due to my father, but i understand what you mean.
and you are completely right about the girl, im just being faggoty about it
thanks dude really helps
#175221 - ilovehue
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(02/18/2015) [-]
I have schizo affective disorder and sensitive to psychosis. how bad can magic mush fuck me up?
#175381 to #175221 - laky
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(02/20/2015) [-]
its potentially harmful for the long term brah. stay away from it
#175222 to #175221 - SOUL CRUSHER
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(02/18/2015) [-]
LOL, it will be soooo bad but....get a camera first
#175265 to #175222 - ilovehue
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(02/19/2015) [-]
hah dude if i ever do mush, might as well record it.
#175202 - rabbithabbit
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(02/18/2015) [-]
Guys, I'm feeling it again. Existential fear.

Usually it comes and goes and I haven't cared about it the good part of a year but now I'm having these feelings of dread again.

Worse part is I'm not sure what I can do to stop it other than ignore it. A part of me wants this to be dealt with and put it to rest but I don't know how. I've tried looking up how some people deal with this but all I find is people saying 'appreciate life' and 'you wont be forgotten'. Although this is true it doesn't bring me any peace. I don't know what I could hear to make me feel better but I don't think I can cope until I do.
#175254 to #175202 - instalation
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(02/19/2015) [-]
The way I deal with it is play Team Fortress 2. Because it gets my mind off of it.
#175282 to #175254 - makotoitou
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(02/19/2015) [-]
how many hats?
#175295 to #175282 - instalation
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(02/19/2015) [-]
I have a nice and small little collection going. I got miscs too. I just got home, so I'm going to boot up TF2 and play my problems away.
#175272 to #175254 - rabbithabbit
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(02/19/2015) [-]
That isn't a long term, healthy or practical way of dealing with it but if it works
#175273 to #175272 - instalation
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(02/19/2015) [-]
I have 1910 hours on it. It's pretty long term I guess.
#175214 to #175202 - tarfyki
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(02/18/2015) [-]
distract yourself with things you enjoy until you forget about it again
#175210 to #175202 - SOUL CRUSHER
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(02/18/2015) [-]
You want a pep talk or religious talk. I'm good for both. Just do what you can, stop focusing on yourself and focus a little more on others. //////////////try you're best to live a rich and rewardiung life. NOW. not tomorrow or waitin until something happens to fall in line do it now
#175211 to #175210 - rabbithabbit
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(02/18/2015) [-]
Pep talk is good. What I think I need the most is Religious talk, like, its not like I'm not motivated I'm just scared of no knowing what will happen when I die.
#175212 to #175211 - SOUL CRUSHER
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(02/18/2015) [-]
Okay I'm good with that. Depends on what relegion you'd like to hear about. I happen to be mormon and if you're not okay with that then disregard everyting that follows.

Put it simply death is not the end. It's more like an annoying thing we all have to go through. You didn't pop into existence when you where born and you wont phase out and disappear when you die. You have no end. I don't know what you think heaven is like I don't really know what it's like either but I like to think of it as just like the earth we see now but without any pain or evil. You may have heard of Hell, well mormons don't believe hell to be a place, rather it's what we do to ourselves when faced with all our mistakes. I think we judge ourselve harshest of all.

I don't want to go too deep into this, I'm not sure how much you want. I'm a student of religion so if you have any question just ask.
#175382 to #175212 - laky
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(02/20/2015) [-]
coolest mormon i know
#175213 to #175212 - rabbithabbit
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(02/18/2015) [-]
I'm kind of Agnostic Christian, I'm not really sure if I believe in it or not. I suppose my biggest question is what makes you believe there is a heaven? May sound pretty ignorant but I don't know how else to phrase it. Is there something you know that makes you certain that when you die your life carries on? What inspires you to keep your faith in heaven?
#175215 to #175213 - SOUL CRUSHER
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(02/18/2015) [-]
Well honestly if you read all the books in the world on religion you wont find proof. Yeah there is the bible and other holy text but unless you believe it, it's just nice stories. It's pretty gay but there only way to really know is to study it yourself and try to find God and ask him yourself. I could tell you everything I know. I could tell you things I've seen you can't believe. You wont know for yourself unless you act on a bit of faith and try to prove these things. It's all very logical yet...illlogical at the same time. God's there and want to communicate with you but....but you have to do it a certain way. It's frustrating at times. But when an answer come you know it. sry to disapoint but you wont come to a knowledge of these thing by the end of this convo, maybe just a new prospective
#175216 to #175215 - rabbithabbit
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(02/18/2015) [-]
So pray? Like; on my knees, lower my head, hands together and speak out to God?

I've done a half assed prayer where I think to myself expecting God to suddenly talk to me but obviously it didn't work.

Anything you suggest? If I were to take it seriously should I like light a candle and shit. Never seriously prayed before.
#175217 to #175216 - SOUL CRUSHER
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(02/18/2015) [-]
Yes but there is a scripture that says "Man is not save through law alone" , pretty much means just doing it is not enough. It's a start. As much as I wished it was that easy but just once prayer probably wont reveal anything for you. It's a start though. What needs to happen is you need to build you're faith. You need to show my your actions you want an answer but not only that are willing to act on it... that's the thing are you ready to change your life? most aren't are just do these things becuase they are curios. They get nothing and conclude God never was.

When I saw faith I don't mean belief. Faith is deeper than that. and to have the kind of faith that can change you, you need 3 things. Belief God exist, have a correct knowledge of the character of God and have actually knowledge you're way of life is in line with his will, or in other word we need to be trying to be better. That's not all Faith is just the first step.

If you really want to do this then you'll need help. Ask the mormon missionaries. Yeah yeah I know.... but it will show your serious. I think it's unfair sometime... the only way to know is do be willing to go all the way
#175218 to #175217 - rabbithabbit
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(02/18/2015) [-]
So first step: Ask a missionary
Second step: Devote myself to God
Third step: Pray
Fourth step: Keep praying until I get an answer

Right?
#175219 to #175218 - SOUL CRUSHER
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(02/18/2015) [-]
In a nut shell, yes that's it. Missionaries are pretty much your support and helpers, they can pinpoint what exaclty needs to be done. It's their duty to help people like you. where do you live depending on your location and their schedule they could be at your house tomorrow, or any other way you'd want to be contacted.
#175220 to #175219 - rabbithabbit
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(02/18/2015) [-]
Do I call them on the phone? I'm happy to do that but I'd prefer to meet up with them at their church or something.

Is it that easy? Like, does it cost money per session or does it depend?
#175223 to #175220 - SOUL CRUSHER
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(02/18/2015) [-]
It's free completely free and they tailor to your schedule, If You know where you live I MAY be able to get their number for you It'll be a pain but it'll be direct. You over option to to go to this website....yeah it actually has a ton of cool videos but ignore that for now www.mormon.org/
In the obottom left box there is a lift a things you can do incluling : Find a meetinf house near you, meet with mormon missionaries, or even live chat online
#175224 to #175223 - rabbithabbit
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(02/18/2015) [-]
This is pretty neat, I didn't know you could do this. I thought it was Religious kind of therapy that cost money, I just I don't have anything to gain by not trying it.
#175225 to #175224 - SOUL CRUSHER
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(02/18/2015) [-]
Yeah give it a shot. You could go straight to the chruch... but I recommend you call someone first. If you request the missionaries they'll call you. It's to contact you with 24 hours. The missionaries will answer all your question and maybe even break out the books. They wont force anything on you but they WILL ask you want to continue to meet because like we talked about they know you need to commit in order to actualy get something out of it
#175226 to #175225 - rabbithabbit
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(02/18/2015) [-]
I think I'll go to church, that seems a good way to go about it. I can commit if people are willing to help.
#175227 to #175226 - SOUL CRUSHER
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(02/18/2015) [-]
They will me willing to help. I can't stress it enough to get in contact with someone before you go to church, if you find the address you should get a phone number. I just don't want you to go and how no one realize you're new
#175203 to #175202 - sweetbutteryjesus
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(02/18/2015) [-]
Listen bro, real talk.
We'll all be forgotten, eventually. Shit happens.
It's what we do with our lives. Impact those around you, so when you're gone, they can say good things about you to others. And then they'll go, and they would have had an impact on others. It doesn't matter what we do with ourselves, but what we do with others.
That's the meaning of life right there.
#175201 - itslog
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(02/18/2015) [-]
Hey guys My girl friend is trying to look for a new short hairdo she just dosent know what she wants maybe yall could help her name is hannah she just cant dye it but any suggestions
#175244 to #175201 - fappening
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(02/19/2015) [-]
ca...can we see some nsfw of her?
ca...can we see some nsfw of her?
#175299 to #175244 - itslog
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(02/19/2015) [-]
dude lol no
#175229 to #175201 - awesomerninjathing
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(02/18/2015) [-]
her hair suits her roundish face at the moment, but it just seems dull

try having her curl it, like in these pics
#175341 to #175230 - fappening
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(02/20/2015) [-]
good god, she is so innocent and cute, the things i would do to her
#175301 to #175230 - itslog
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(02/19/2015) [-]
Thanks for the help
#175209 to #175201 - SOUL CRUSHER
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(02/18/2015) [-]
This is a poor place to ask this, not gonna lie. She appear to look like she may look good in a very short hair style but I really don't know. On a different week I'd just ask my cosmetologist friend but she's out of state. maybe a chick will see this and give some real advice. but in my honest opinion I think your girlfriend would have a better idea than us and if she want you to choose, that mean she wants to know what you like
#175300 to #175209 - itslog
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(02/19/2015) [-]
lol neither of us know but she wants change
#175189 - SaverofFj
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(02/18/2015) [-]
Grab some snacks I have a story to tell. I'm currently studying in University and a few days ago I went out with the people I'm moving into a house with next year. We went for some food and then went out for some cocktails ( Studentlife ) After becoming we were all really drunk a few of us left until it was Sam ( A guy on my course ), Jane ( A girl on my course ) and myself. Now I really like Jane but she currently lives with her ex-boyfriend and she has to act like she is with him when she's at home because he threatens to kill himself and all that shitty stuff.

Anyway as the night goes me and Jane end up outside snogging. and she starts talking about her ex. I really stupidly say is the reason she's doing this to make him hate her, I never got a reply because she started crying. At this point I take her to the train station and ask her ex to meet her where she needs to get off. He was calling her all night to check up on her. So we end up waiting at the station for an hour and we spend the time cuddling and kissing. She's generally happy and leading me into doing things. After a while her train comes and we say goodbye.
Now its the next day and she say's she remembers what happened but we don't really speak about it.
So now I'm wondering how I can see if she is actually interested.
That was quite a lot of text and that's not even a lot of the story.
Any advice or thoughts are welcome
#175245 to #175189 - fappening
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(02/19/2015) [-]
stay single
fuck bitches at uni parties
#175200 to #175189 - focalanemo
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(02/18/2015) [-]
If you like her ask her out.
#175192 to #175189 - SOUL CRUSHER
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(02/18/2015) [-]
That's a great story. My advice. If you fancy her totally man up, she'll really only pretending to go out with this guy. If you are wonder if she is really interested... well don't wory about it, just do it. If you're worried about the guy then I have no advice there
#175193 to #175192 - SaverofFj
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(02/18/2015) [-]
Thanks and I will. I'm not that worried about the guy because I'll never meet him but if I do it while she's still living there it's going to be shit for her.
#175195 to #175193 - SOUL CRUSHER
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(02/18/2015) [-]
I love stuff liek this. You're pretty much in unless your'e a total chump or there is something wrong on her end. Good luck don't let this go to waste
#175197 to #175195 - SaverofFj
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(02/18/2015) [-]
I'm confident but I'll fuck it up
#175185 - anon
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(02/18/2015) [-]
my boyfriend spends all his money and time on his best friend (who borrows money from him like crazy). Because of this I pay for all our dates if we ever do get to go on one, he constantly cancels to spend time with his friend. I don't want to tell him to ditch his best friend but I would like some time with him to myself... what do?
#175246 to #175185 - fappening
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(02/19/2015) [-]
ca...can we see some nsfw of you?
ca...can we see some nsfw of you?
#175194 to #175185 - SOUL CRUSHER
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(02/18/2015) [-]
well...have you tried talking to him? If he respect you at all the he'll at least listen to what you have to say. You are right to worry about forcing him to stop seeing his friends. You don't want to do that. But as his girlfriend he should be spending more time with you.
#175204 to #175194 - anon
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(02/18/2015) [-]
Honestly it feels like he's dating his friend and not me. I always come second to him and his friend is a physical and emotional leech to him.
#175208 to #175204 - SOUL CRUSHER
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(02/18/2015) [-]
My advice is still the same you need to tell him how you feel about this. Give his the benifit of the doubt though. Maybe his friends told him that he hasn't been around lately and now your BF want to reconnect or something along those line. I hope this hasn't been the case the whole time you've been dating.

If you want to keep talking though this I'll be here. You're an anon so feel free to express yourself.
#175180 - niimajneb ONLINE
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(02/18/2015) [-]
So I lost my virginity yesterday, and we kept trying to get me to cum but I just wouldn't. I've made her cum 2 and a half times (half because she was right on the edge but I ran out of breath, performing oral). First time was me rubbing her clit and pinching her nipples until she came, then the second was she was riding me for about 20 mins. I keep getting sort of close but not near enough to cum. It makes me feel bad that I can't cum for her, is there anything I can do to make me cum easier?
#175267 to #175180 - weinerdick
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(02/19/2015) [-]
The first time I had sex it took an hour and a half for me to get off, and now I barely last five minutes.
The first time you're just a massive bundle of nerves, you're scared you're gonna fuck up, and you get so focused on not cumming too soon that you can't cum.
I wanted to finish really fuckin bad.
I just bent a bit and suddenly I came so hard I actually had to lay down.
What I did was move myself around a bit until the friction between my dick and her vagina was so good my body overcame my mind
tl;dr next time you have sex, relax, m8. Find a position that feels amazing and just do that
#175247 to #175180 - fappening
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(02/19/2015) [-]
yes, post nsfw of her here so we can see if we can try to cum to her, you might not be the only one with that problem you know
#175198 to #175180 - SOUL CRUSHER
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(02/18/2015) [-]
>implying someone us here lost our virginity
this is a terrible palce to ask that
#175186 to #175180 - minutes
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(02/18/2015) [-]
Stop masturbaiting and it will be no problem.
#175187 to #175186 - niimajneb ONLINE
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(02/18/2015) [-]
I didn't masturbate for a week before now, because I was expecting sex.
#175188 to #175187 - minutes
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(02/18/2015) [-]
Don't think too much about it, it was your first time. A lot of stuff goes wrong there, some people cum instantly, some can't at all and some don't even manage to get an erection definitly not me though *cough*
It doesn't really matter, once you get more experienced you'll look back and ask yourself how you ever got that problem.
#175184 to #175180 - notred ONLINE
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(02/18/2015) [-]
It is just because you are nervous.

It will get easier once you relax a bit more.
#175179 - neas
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(02/18/2015) [-]
I'm so fucking depressed and so sick of being the loner I've been for the past 4 years. I don't know why i'm posting this here, I just wanted to post.
#175248 to #175179 - fappening
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(02/19/2015) [-]
go on dating websites dude
#175255 to #175248 - neas
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(02/19/2015) [-]
Any suggestions? Preferably free ones
#175256 to #175255 - fappening
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(02/19/2015) [-]
depends on which country you live?

if america, plenty of fish, use tinder too
#175257 to #175256 - neas
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(02/19/2015) [-]
I'll take a look at plenty of fish. Thanks.
#175196 to #175179 - SOUL CRUSHER
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(02/18/2015) [-]
It just happens sometime. I just to be a loner who anyways kept to himself. Then I changed and can make tons of friend....superfical friends who don't mean anything to me and whom I have no relationship. You're time will come. Just don't give up on being good
#175191 to #175179 - SaverofFj
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(02/18/2015) [-]
I know that feeling, it'll pick up. If you are old enough to drink just head out to clubs and chat to people. Try not to give too much of a fuck what they think about you though
#175181 to #175179 - jokekill
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(02/18/2015) [-]
Hello
#175183 to #175181 - neas
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(02/18/2015) [-]
Hey
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#175177 - mondominiman
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(02/18/2015) [-]
How do you write a resume focused around certain things? I'm gonna be applying for a position that works with powerpoint, excel, word, alot. All my previous resumes have just had an overall view of what I learned in school and while some of it helps most of it doesn't apply to that position. I want it to be perfect because that company is gonna be hiring within the next month for sure due to the expansion of their facilities and they're gonna be bringing in alot more people.
#175190 to #175177 - SaverofFj
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(02/18/2015) [-]
What I'd do is write about times I've used those things to accomplish things. For example, using a powerpoint for a class project even though you didn't need to just because you know it makes thing a bit more interesting
#175176 - bighornwizardsheep
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(02/18/2015) [-]
Alright fj, this girl I really like and have been flirting with keeps turning me away because she has been hurt and has hurt in the past. Wat do?
#175249 to #175176 - fappening
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#175199 to #175176 - SOUL CRUSHER
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(02/18/2015) [-]
She don't want the D. Unless she was absolutely rekt in the past, she's probably not that in to you. Just becuase a girl isn't replused by your flirting doesn't mean you're in
#175182 to #175176 - jokekill
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(02/18/2015) [-]
She don't want your D brah
#175168 - redzeopoweranger
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(02/18/2015) [-]
can anyone tell me how i can watch Webms from my desktop ?
#175205 to #175168 - youngneil ONLINE
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(02/18/2015) [-]
You can watch them with VLC
#175172 to #175168 - theguyweallhate
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(02/18/2015) [-]
I just open 'em with Chrome.
#175173 to #175172 - redzeopoweranger
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(02/18/2015) [-]
yeah but what if the internet is down ?
#175174 to #175173 - theguyweallhate
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(02/18/2015) [-]
If you have the thing saved as a .webm file opening it with Chrome reads the file straight off of your computer so it should still work.
#175175 to #175174 - redzeopoweranger
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(02/18/2015) [-]
oh ok thx btw im gonna see if the webms play on my xbox 360 video player
#175170 to #175168 - anon
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(02/18/2015) [-]
Hit play.
seriously though html5
#175171 to #175170 - redzeopoweranger
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(02/18/2015) [-]
how do i do html5 ?