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#115873 - swiggityswooty (02/09/2014) [-]
i was just on a bill nye content, and i was scrolling down and then a furry comment comes up with a picture, as my dad comes in, what transpired was the most awkward 10 seconds of my life, how do i kill myself in the most painless way?
User avatar #115896 to #115873 - advicedude (02/09/2014) [-]
Try not to fap with the door open next time buddy ;)
User avatar #115878 to #115873 - revengeforfreeze (02/09/2014) [-]
A furry comment.. was it porn? Else, what's the harm?
User avatar #115876 to #115873 - megavoir (02/09/2014) [-]
i had flagged it, that what you shoulda done.
User avatar #115874 to #115873 - sauditwo (02/09/2014) [-]
no joke you should fucking do it if you're that stupid
leave your car running in the garage and fall asleep
User avatar #115877 to #115874 - revengeforfreeze (02/09/2014) [-]
What do you mean?
User avatar #115879 to #115877 - sauditwo (02/09/2014) [-]
i mean who fucking commits suicide because their dad saw them looking at a furry person
User avatar #115880 to #115879 - revengeforfreeze (02/09/2014) [-]
I think he means porn.
User avatar #115881 to #115880 - sauditwo (02/09/2014) [-]
still just as stupid
User avatar #115882 to #115881 - revengeforfreeze (02/09/2014) [-]
Maybe not as stupid, but still stupid, I can agree with you there.
User avatar #115872 - nigalthornberry (02/09/2014) [-]
Got a little advice for all you guys that think your going to get lucky on Valentines Surprisingly i have something to give ;)
Make sure you fap earlier in the day makes you last longer
Make sure you have an upward motion that hits the spot
Slow massage helps her get in the mood
User avatar #115967 to #115872 - ScottP (02/10/2014) [-]
Still trying to find someone first of all so I'm about 0.1% of the way there
#115954 to #115872 - anonymous (02/09/2014) [-]
>Fapping in the day works, but if you're generally good at sex and didn't lose it roughly three days ago, there's no need
>All types of fucking motions work man, just need to pay more attention to her breathing rather than the overall location of your dick
>So if I give my mother a massage, she'll want to suck my dick?
User avatar #115863 - tombobbusama (02/09/2014) [-]
guys, I need some help.
Basically, my life consists of procrastinating until the last minute to get homework done. Now I'd like to be able to say that, while procrastinating, I actually do something productive like write that story I've been planning or ages. I'd LIKE to.
But when I get some free time, I think "right, I'm gonna relax now and do something I want to do", but I cant relax because I have all these assignments looming over me. And I can't just go and do them. Its like... I've ran out of reasons to want to do them, so every time I start I just give up....

And this is really getting me down. I cant relax. I cant work. And cos I cant relax, when I do go to work, I can work even less.

Wot do?
User avatar #115908 to #115863 - hawaiianhappysauce (02/09/2014) [-]
My problem is similar. In college I procrastinated to the last minute all the time. In studying, homework, everything. The problem is that I never had any consequence for this. I always got it done and I got A's.

Unfortunately that's not how the working world works and that's not how you can approach life.
User avatar #115866 to #115863 - pickedforprofanity **User deleted account** (02/09/2014) [-]
The only thing you can do is defeat your nature and get something done in an orderly fashion.
Once you are free from you mental shackles you shouldn't be so stressed.
User avatar #115868 to #115866 - tombobbusama (02/09/2014) [-]
I think I might spend an hour or so after school every day doing some work before going home.
User avatar #115869 to #115868 - pickedforprofanity **User deleted account** (02/09/2014) [-]
Getting yourself out of a distracting environment is a good idea.
User avatar #115870 to #115869 - tombobbusama (02/09/2014) [-]
Only problem is, it doesnt help me with the homework due in tomorrow...

And I cant use the "I'll do better next time" line on my teacher. I've used it too often as it is...
User avatar #115871 to #115870 - pickedforprofanity **User deleted account** (02/09/2014) [-]
You'll have to work at overcoming your procrastination, and until then accept the consequences.
User avatar #115886 to #115871 - tombobbusama (02/09/2014) [-]
The thing is, my brain is GREAT at telling me that I'm not procrastinating.
Cos I do seriously love Linguistics (unfortunately, I only found out a year an a half after taking Maths, Physics, and Psychology at school). I literally just spent half an hour looking up root elements of names. Especially Welsh names. I love how the parts just fit together like lego. I can take "Eira" (meaning Snow) and shove it onto "Gwen" (meaning white) and make Eirwen or Gwyneira, which both mean "Snow White". All I need now is some dwarfs.

But the thing is, this isnt working. This is my procrastinating. And I cant help it because its so bloody marvelously enjoyable.
User avatar #115890 to #115886 - pickedforprofanity **User deleted account** (02/09/2014) [-]
You'll have to remove as much distraction as possible, just stay in school or go to the library.
The distractions are still there in less quantity, but you are the only one that can take charge.
User avatar #115864 to #115863 - beatmasterz (02/09/2014) [-]
Do your assignments and then relax.
User avatar #115865 to #115864 - tombobbusama (02/09/2014) [-]
Its like... I've ran out of reasons to do work. The only thing keeping me here is because there's only 5 months left, and then after that I'll be more likely to get a job than if I quit now.
And when my teacher gives me a billion questions to do, and I understand them after the first 3, I kinda lose the will to work. I mean, whats the point? I get it.
And now he has me catching up on all the fucktons of questions I missed ages ago.
#115859 - anonymous (02/09/2014) [-]
Hey guys. So I've been chatting with this girl for quite some time now. I really like her and I'd like to know what way to go. We live far from each other but we have a lot of things in common. Should I just ask her if she'd like to have a long distance relationship? Or should I try to meet up first? And how do I keep a long distance relationship alive? Give me everything you've got.
User avatar #115898 to #115859 - advicedude (02/09/2014) [-]
Mine is working out. we talk just like bf/gf but she's in cali and I'm in illinois. Different for everyone.
User avatar #115860 to #115859 - tombobbusama (02/09/2014) [-]
Long Distance Rships are hard. They rarely work out, unless you can go visit her in person often. But, in between, it helps if you can video chat a lot as well. Set aside a specific time, perhaps.
#115853 - anonymous (02/09/2014) [-]
Let the viewers know that Robbie is gay and that he should show us his butt www.twitch.tv/robbievl
#115852 - anonymous (02/09/2014) [-]
I've been talking to a girl on Reddit for a while now (no, keep going, it's probably not what you think it is).

I started talking to her one night just in the hopes of making a casual friend. So we've been talking for a few months now, and I've sorta wanted to stop talking to her. She's nice, but I've found that there's less and less to talk about. She told me that she likes me (yes, in that way. She made a big message out of it). I have my own idea of how to easily let her down, but I'd like to hear some other ideas on the subject.
User avatar #115899 to #115852 - advicedude (02/09/2014) [-]
You gotta let her down easy. Just say hey, I don't think we can be friends with this sort of tension.
User avatar #115854 to #115852 - steedawwg **User deleted account** (02/09/2014) [-]
I find the easiest way is to just stop messaging without an explanation.
User avatar #115856 to #115854 - thedudeistheman ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
I mean, anon seems to have been going for a while here. He can't just cut it off.
User avatar #115857 to #115856 - steedawwg **User deleted account** (02/09/2014) [-]
I know, but he asked for ideas and I'm just saying how I'd do it.
User avatar #115858 to #115857 - thedudeistheman ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
All right, fair enough.
User avatar #115855 to #115854 - thedudeistheman ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
Easy, yes. Dick thing, yes.
User avatar #115846 - axeul (02/09/2014) [-]
So I took the SAT in October and got a 2160 but I want to be able to get something higher, 2200s or 2300s. I have pulled it off in practice tests often enough. But I have barely studied since I took the test that half year ago. Anyone have any study tips for someone taking it in March?
User avatar #115900 to #115846 - advicedude (02/09/2014) [-]
Buy a SAT book.
User avatar #115842 - mrallex (02/09/2014) [-]
So I'm looking for this childhood game, but I have almost no memory of it. So this is going to be tough describing...

the only think I know, is that it was an old, hamster game. or something like that. and I have this picture in my head, that you're sitting in the backseat of a car, and there's like a hamster person in the front seat, and in the front view mirror, you saw a real persons eyes. pretty creepy but I didn't think about it back then.
I have no idea what the game is about, or what the gameplay is like.
But I want to know the name of this game.

someone recall this?
#115837 - anonymous (02/09/2014) [-]
So i've got a interview for a college next month, i'm doing animal studies and it's the best college around for it so i need to do well on this interview.
For practice, can someone interview me? Like the college would do, just ask me questions please.
User avatar #115835 - jinjo (02/09/2014) [-]
on a non-porn related note, anyone have snapchat? I am bored. RMartineau
User avatar #115861 to #115835 - tombobbusama (02/09/2014) [-]
on a porn related note, I can legally show people my dick online in 15 days.
User avatar #118973 to #115861 - jinjo (02/28/2014) [-]
has it been 15 days yet? ;)
User avatar #118983 to #118973 - tombobbusama (02/28/2014) [-]
19 days.
#118984 to #118983 - tombobbusama (02/28/2014) [-]
here is the pic
User avatar #119021 to #118984 - jinjo (03/01/2014) [-]
Well,m there's my fap material fo the night.
User avatar #115902 to #115861 - advicedude (02/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #115834 - cosmicapprentice (02/09/2014) [-]
I have problems starting small talk, I'm not really good with it, since I like talking about science and social/philosophical stuff, but I know that not everybody likes talking about those things so I just keep my mouth shut all the time until someone tells me "Hey, why are you so silent?" and I just don't fucking now what to say
User avatar #115836 to #115834 - jinjo (02/09/2014) [-]
Just say what you think about, if that turns people away from you, fuck em, theyre not worth your time.
User avatar #115832 - jinjo (02/09/2014) [-]
where can you easily downoad porn? Like not pirating or torrenting, but you find a video you want click 'download' and you're set?
User avatar #115838 to #115832 - aherorising (02/09/2014) [-]
firefox has quite a few neat plugins
User avatar #115831 - snarfalupticus ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
Does anyone know the song with Del the funky homosapien rapping about a girl? I remember hearing Admin playing it a few times in his parties, but I never found out what it was called.
#115926 to #115912 - snarfalupticus ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
I've already gotten the answer, turns out it was Ludacris. I appreciate your response, though.
User avatar #115931 to #115926 - awesomerninjathing (02/09/2014) [-]
lol how did you confuse the two

was it the Hoes in Different Area Codes song?
User avatar #115942 to #115931 - snarfalupticus ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
Girl Talk - Once Again The two sound alike in this song.
User avatar #115819 - colegaleener (02/09/2014) [-]
Is the best distance/cost ratio for long trips in america by train? Do trains have wifi?
User avatar #115822 to #115819 - makotoitou (02/09/2014) [-]
Not sure on wifi, but trains are best cost/distance.
User avatar #115823 to #115822 - colegaleener (02/09/2014) [-]
I'm thinking of migrating. To miami. From cold ass michigan
User avatar #115824 to #115823 - makotoitou (02/09/2014) [-]
Get rekt nerd, I'm an Illinoian. More cold than you.
User avatar #115825 to #115824 - colegaleener (02/09/2014) [-]
Get corn'd, corn bitch, I like cows and deer, but I like beaches and sunrises over the ocean more
User avatar #115817 - completeaddiction **User deleted account** (02/09/2014) [-]
Hey guys, I'm tired of being alone every weekend since I dumped my girlfriend a couple months ago. I've kinda grown apart from my friends because of my year long
relationship and I'm currently not heavily involved with anybody, in any way. I casually talk to a few girls at my school, some of them are cute, I found a new group of
friends who I mildly like, but my main friend in that group hasn't responded to my text I sent this weekend and the one before, even though she talks about hanging out a
lot (we're not attracted to each other tho).

Anyone have any ideas? I'm kinda tossing this out there, sorry if it's a mouthful.
User avatar #115818 to #115817 - colegaleener (02/09/2014) [-]
Make internet friends, get their phone numbers and make new texting buddies!

It's what I did, my friend Sara and I are a few thousand miles away, but we have no issue talking to eachother, about just anything.

If the idea of that totally disgusts you, though, don't know, man. Get another girlfriend, one you won't break up with in a year.
User avatar #115821 to #115818 - completeaddiction **User deleted account** (02/09/2014) [-]
But that's an interesting idea, thanks
User avatar #115820 to #115818 - completeaddiction **User deleted account** (02/09/2014) [-]
I'm actually in high school man, any relationship I get in is purely fun.
User avatar #115847 to #115816 - derpityhurr (02/09/2014) [-]
the 2nd one is probably the most flexible look
User avatar #115849 to #115847 - mexicandudeinsd (02/09/2014) [-]
not sure if pun intended....
User avatar #115850 to #115849 - derpityhurr (02/09/2014) [-]
No, its prolly the best one
User avatar #115851 to #115850 - mexicandudeinsd (02/09/2014) [-]

ok thanks man^^
#115799 - squizzy (02/09/2014) [-]
moving to Canada after being done with my last college year in new york.

any Canadians recommend any cities that would be beneficial for me? I'm thinking mostly about living in Brampton or any city near Toronto
User avatar #115977 to #115799 - supertanto (02/10/2014) [-]
don't go to Brampton. Too many sand niggers
User avatar #115848 to #115799 - derpityhurr (02/09/2014) [-]
Bramladesh is heaven
User avatar #115814 to #115799 - ferrettamer (02/09/2014) [-]
Toronto and the GTA are shit though
#115798 - oborawatabinost (02/09/2014) [-]
I need some advice for talking to people, something I'm not good at.   
For example, this one person sits next to me every anthropology class (I'm a college student, by the way), and I haven't really said anything to them, but I plan to change that on Monday, since they always sit next to me.   
I need some advice for talking to people, something I'm not good at.

For example, this one person sits next to me every anthropology class (I'm a college student, by the way), and I haven't really said anything to them, but I plan to change that on Monday, since they always sit next to me.

User avatar #115904 to #115798 - advicedude (02/09/2014) [-]
Just follow the first rule and you're good
User avatar #115804 to #115798 - pickedforprofanity **User deleted account** (02/09/2014) [-]
Introduce yourself and offer your hand.
User avatar #115805 to #115804 - oborawatabinost (02/09/2014) [-]
After that, I mean. I'm not that socially awkward.
User avatar #115807 to #115805 - pickedforprofanity **User deleted account** (02/09/2014) [-]
Then what exactly is your goal?
Just friendship?
User avatar #115808 to #115807 - oborawatabinost (02/09/2014) [-]
I don't know. The person is girl, but I know better than to have actual expectations.
User avatar #115809 to #115808 - pickedforprofanity **User deleted account** (02/09/2014) [-]
Then strike up light conversation and try to find mutual interests to discuss.
If you cannot find anything in common then the chance of friendship or more is slim.
User avatar #115811 to #115809 - oborawatabinost (02/09/2014) [-]
Right. I guess I'll try that.
User avatar #115812 to #115811 - pickedforprofanity **User deleted account** (02/09/2014) [-]
social interaction is trial and error, best of luck.
User avatar #115813 to #115812 - oborawatabinost (02/09/2014) [-]
Yup. Thanks.
User avatar #115833 to #115813 - jinjo (02/09/2014) [-]
drop your pencil 'accidentally' in their direction. Add her on facebook? Maybe ask her number somehow for school reasons and find a reason to text her and actually ask her about school at first?
User avatar #115794 - dizzleboy (02/09/2014) [-]
Question for the women of fj, if this question makes you uncomfortable, leave. But the question is what is your favorite sex position? I don't wanna make women uncomfortable with this but I asked it anyway so I'm sorry
User avatar #115806 to #115794 - delphine (02/09/2014) [-]
If you really would like to know there are plenty of surveys that have been conducted by girlie mags like Cosmo, Glamour, Elle, etc. Pick one and dig through their online articles you'll find something.
User avatar #115802 to #115794 - genericnewfag (02/09/2014) [-]

pick one
User avatar #115803 to #115802 - dizzleboy (02/09/2014) [-]
That's a really tough one since I'm a straight 16-year-old talking about sex positions and most of the time being lusted by girls in my high school looking all slutty and shit and my love for FJ is like I step in a world full of people with the same tastes as mines and women who are either a slut posting pictures in the NSFW section or a really sensitive gamer girl with C-Cups whom respects their bodies. I don't know the answer to this my brother.
User avatar #115795 to #115794 - teoberry (02/09/2014) [-]
69 :0
User avatar #115796 to #115795 - dizzleboy (02/09/2014) [-]
I thought ladies would say doggy style according to simple pickup's youtube channel. But I guess I'm wrong
User avatar #115797 to #115796 - teoberry (02/09/2014) [-]
I like any position if the guy's black and there's more than one of them
User avatar #115826 to #115797 - awesomerninjathing (02/09/2014) [-]
oh matteo...
User avatar #115828 to #115826 - teoberry (02/09/2014) [-]
theo plz respond
User avatar #115829 to #115828 - teoberry (02/09/2014) [-]

going to bed, join me sometime
User avatar #115841 to #115829 - dizzleboy (02/09/2014) [-]
I'm curious about this "bed thing"
User avatar #115830 to #115829 - awesomerninjathing (02/09/2014) [-]
look at my snaps
User avatar #115827 to #115826 - teoberry (02/09/2014) [-]
You can be an exception ;)
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