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#175544 - hidanfangirl
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(02/22/2015) [-]
Is this considered a threat or no? This person has been harassing me and my friend Jaden. They told him to go kill himself a few times because he was defending me.
#175595 to #175544 - Shole
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(02/22/2015) [-]
Can't you block/report him?
It should help. Also ignore it, a troll on the internet is not worth the burning/damaging of your brain cells.
#175546 to #175544 - vnstupidity
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(02/22/2015) [-]
Well if thats the you wondering if thats fine tosay to the troll. well if you know who the troll is then sure. if not then i'd say dont feed em, he'll get bored. if ur deadset on sending it then maybe go a little harsher
#175547 to #175546 - hidanfangirl
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(02/22/2015) [-]
I know who they are. They pretty much ruined my life, and because of them I have extreme trust issues.
#175548 to #175547 - vnstupidity
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(02/22/2015) [-]
that sound heavy sorry bro. i'd like to think that they will understand the "fuck off" but hey. people are shit heads including me. that should be good. good luck.
#175552 to #175548 - hidanfangirl
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(02/22/2015) [-]
This is what THEY said to ME, not what I said to them. All I asked was for them to leave me alone. This was their excuse as to why they told my friend to kill himself.
#175559 to #175552 - vnstupidity
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(02/22/2015) [-]
well not exactly sure which profile is which but it sounds a little hypocritical. if they really fucked up and dude was just trying to get them to see it... but you know it doesnt sound like they're up for a long term argument. if you try and get them to own up and continue to tell them that theyre being dicks. you'll probably just get more dickish responses. its unfair to let it go but if you dont want more then they will probably drop it if you do. if they continue after that then keep going until they don't see the point of continuing. might not be the best advice but hey good luck
#175560 to #175559 - hidanfangirl
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(02/22/2015) [-]
I just feel like I CAN'T drop it because they told my best friend to do something as awful as that. My friend has saved me from committing suicide about 5 times and he's the only person I really trust anymore. I will not let this asshole get away with telling him to die.
#175563 to #175560 - vnstupidity
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(02/22/2015) [-]
I creeped on ur profile for a sec btw. Nice drawing!! jesus christ in a chicken basket you got talent.
#175566 to #175563 - hidanfangirl
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(02/22/2015) [-]
Thank you
#175568 to #175566 - vnstupidity
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(02/22/2015) [-]
yep. give credit where its due.
#175562 to #175560 - vnstupidity
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(02/22/2015) [-]
huh. Well idk. ur probably not going to get them to take responsibility. If ur looking for some measure of owning up then maybe you could get it by mirroring their actions and asking how cool that experience was. honestly doubt that will work. if you just want some sort of revenge well shit man you'll end up showing off the worst human you can be. maybe they deserve it. i dont really see any decent outcome. It seems like the more that happens the more fucked it gets. just be strait and say why he wouldnt leave them alone. If their gonna be douchey then their gonna get fucked with. doesnt mean they should just be more shitty in response. in the end just find what you want to get from it. then use ur judgement to make it happen. I hope you can reason with em.
#175565 to #175562 - hidanfangirl
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(02/22/2015) [-]
We ended up sorting it out. The person in question was reasonable and listened to me. The friend however is still harassing me
#175567 to #175565 - vnstupidity
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(02/22/2015) [-]
thats some shit man. cant win em all. Really glad it worked out. dude will probably talk to his bro soon enough and tell him to drop it. Btw you should totally try trusting people sometimes. But not the outside... its evil...
#175571 to #175567 - hidanfangirl
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(02/22/2015) [-]
My trust issues make that kinda hard but I'll try.
#175539 - vnstupidity
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(02/22/2015) [-]
is there ever a time when nobody has said you're dating, nobody's agreed to it, and suddenly somehow you are? I always thought that you would know when ur dating someone.
#175549 to #175539 - SOUL CRUSHER
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(02/22/2015) [-]
that...sometime that happen but that why you gotta stepback and have a define-the-relationship talk.
#175551 to #175549 - vnstupidity
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(02/22/2015) [-]
right, dont want to hurt people but it would probably be better if we talked about it.
#175553 to #175551 - SOUL CRUSHER
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(02/22/2015) [-]
Yea you just gotta talk it out, it could honestly be cleared up in 1 minute.
#175564 to #175553 - vnstupidity
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(02/22/2015) [-]
yeah hope so bro. idk if you want some streaming sites but [url deleted] and [url deleted] are pretty awesome.
#175541 to #175539 - anon
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(02/22/2015) [-]
That person is probably crazy or mistaken your friendship/kindness for something more. If you're not friends then they're definitely crazy.
#175542 to #175541 - vnstupidity
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(02/22/2015) [-]
haha anonexplains. nice. yeah i met these chicks and they were cool. liked hangin with them. but suddenly they hate/think i'm "cheating" because i watch porn... i'm just confused at this point. well thanks for letting me rant a bit.
#175543 to #175542 - vnstupidity
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(02/22/2015) [-]
yeah probably just having a misunderstanding myself. speaking of porn: here ya go [url deleted]
#175545 to #175543 - vnstupidity
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#175531 - cacti
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(02/22/2015) [-]
I have a project that i'm working on. It isn't too hard. It's for a friend for her birthday and she really likes instruments. Her main one is the violin. So I thought I would do something cool with a violin bridge. (Refer to the picture) I want to somehow carve the center hole into the shape of a heart. After that i want to spruce up the design a little and make it look kind of fancy around the edges. I'm then gonna drill a hole through the top and put lace/leather/string through it, thus successfully creating a (hopefully) kickass necklace. Can anyone give me advice on what tools I should use and how to hollow the center into a heart? It'd be great if any of you could help me.
#175532 to #175531 - sineztro
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(02/22/2015) [-]
Dremmel esque tools are nice and definitely go to a hard ware store for better tips
#175533 to #175532 - cacti
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(02/22/2015) [-]
Okay thanks. I suppose I can always get help from my father too. He's 70 and fairly experienced with this kind of stuff.
#175536 to #175533 - fruzzinoid
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(02/22/2015) [-]
Measure twice, cut first. Use a pencil. Make LIGHT LIGHT LIGHT marks before you cut anything, or you can use a stencil or a copy to figure out how to cut first.
My point is, be careful as fuck. Don't you dare rush.
#175554 to #175536 - cacti
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(02/22/2015) [-]
As it turns out, the baroque style of violin bridge has a little heart shape in the middle, so I may not have to cut anything at all.
#175555 to #175554 - fruzzinoid
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(02/22/2015) [-]
Sweet! Personalize it if you want. Add a dick.
#175556 to #175555 - cacti
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(02/22/2015) [-]
I think she may not like the idea of having a dick shape on it too much, considering i've been on skype with her for the past hour making dick jokes. And she says she wants to stab me. Any other ideas?
#175557 to #175556 - fruzzinoid
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(02/22/2015) [-]
Let her stab you.
#175558 to #175557 - cacti
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(02/22/2015) [-]
I like the way you think.
#175529 - anon
Reply 0
(02/22/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**anonymous rolls 35**
#175515 - SOUL CRUSHER
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(02/22/2015) [-]
I'm scared
#175537 to #175515 - fruzzinoid
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(02/22/2015) [-]
Dear Jim,
I am afraid
#175600 to #175537 - bobvonbobby
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(02/22/2015) [-]
I get this reference. Nice.
#175516 to #175515 - fappening
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(02/22/2015) [-]
what of fam?
#175510 - anon
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(02/22/2015) [-]
At what point should I ask this girl for her kik?
We've known of each other for a while buy never really talked until the start of this school quarter. We talk a in class more about each other now and get a few small laughs in and share food. 2 weeks left in the quarter when should I do it and how.
#175517 to #175510 - fappening
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(02/22/2015) [-]
you are now friendzoned, even if you get her kik, do not expect anything imo
#175526 to #175517 - anon
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(02/22/2015) [-]
I feel like I have a small window to not fall into it
#175530 to #175526 - fappening
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(02/22/2015) [-]
you need to ask her indirectly what she thinks of you

if he has friendzoned you, then best thing to do is remain as friends and tell her to hook you up with one of her hot friends

if there is a hint (and you need to know how to read her when she gives it) ask her to hang out with you outside school
#175509 - jokekill
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(02/22/2015) [-]
Where the hell do i find comments that i've favorited?
#175511 to #175509 - SOUL CRUSHER
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(02/22/2015) [-]
your favorite bar will have multiple tabs, one for each type of content.

Just click on favorite on the top right of the page and find the tab on the pop up menu
#175513 to #175511 - jokekill
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(02/22/2015) [-]
How do i get to that?
#175507 - darksideofthebeast
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(02/22/2015) [-]
Anybody that plays drums here.

I just started and I'm trying to cover this song Between The Buried And Me - Bloom (Lyrics Video)
And I have most of it down, but I can't keep my arm stamina (especially right arm)
What are good practices to build up stamina in my arm?
#175550 to #175507 - vnstupidity
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(02/22/2015) [-]
well i dont play drums but try isometric exercises. if you do it alot the muscle contractions you can do will be faster. meaning you have more stamina and you can play faster.
#175587 to #175550 - darksideofthebeast
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(02/22/2015) [-]
Ah, yea that would be a good idea. I do that with my legs now, it helps with the kick pedal.
But my arms I don't and I seem to run out of stamina fast.
#175588 to #175587 - vnstupidity
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(02/22/2015) [-]
yeah thats why gyms can be good. at least you'd be workin with bros instead of on your own.
#175506 - anon
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(02/21/2015) [-]
I need your help!
We have like a vacation house a few hours from our home. My neighbour at the vacation house is really, really hot and i feel we have quite good chemistry. She also says she misses me (with hearts) when we chat etc.

I think we are going to have a couple of drinks (not like on a bar doe) the next time we are meeting (in a few weeks). I want to bang her, and my question for you is; how should i proceed? Like how can i naturally get into a topic of this matter and seduce her-ish?

Thanks!
#175538 to #175506 - fruzzinoid
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(02/22/2015) [-]
Slip it in her drink. She goes to take a sip, BOOM. Your dick's in her mouth.
You're welcome.
#175518 to #175506 - fappening
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(02/22/2015) [-]
dude she already wants the D

all you have to do is have a few drinks with her, somewhere with a nice view, and then kiss her

what ever you do DONT let the drinking part drag on for too long as she will think you just wanna be friends, plus it gets akward if you talk for too long without making a move
#175503 - nutsfromahippie
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(02/21/2015) [-]
Right, here's my situation. One of my friends in college is trying to hook me up with one of her friends. So the group of us have all agreed to go out and the person I'm gonna meet will come too. Now here's the thing. Out of the 7 of us only 2 of us are straight, the rest are gay, bi, pan and whatever, so they're going to a gay bar. I don't really know what to make of it all tbh, is it fine for a straight guy to go to a gay bar? Any rules or anything as I have no idea what to expect.
#175521 to #175503 - fappening
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(02/22/2015) [-]
as long as there are a few nice traps, you will enjoy yourself
#175512 to #175503 - SOUL CRUSHER
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(02/22/2015) [-]
yeah, petty much relax. Let people know your straight but keep and open kind and youll have such a good time you'll want to go to gay bar more often
#175505 to #175503 - awesomerninjathing
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(02/21/2015) [-]
it's fine but you're going to get hit on most likely
#175502 - padorak
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(02/21/2015) [-]
Dear advice board:
My friend and I made another video a while back and took the advice you gave us to stop recording with the xbox microphones and start using skype and the quality has increased drastically. Though we were wondering, is there anything else we can improve on? I know that's a stupid question because there's always something to make it better but funnyjunk is our favorite community and we were wondering some more advice from the best site on the internet. What do you guys think we should do?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lc4NcvW_7kA
#175519 to #175502 - fappening
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(02/22/2015) [-]
some tits every now and then would be nice, apart from that keep up the good work
#175500 - derpityhurr
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#175485 - bonerjam
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(02/21/2015) [-]
how do you roll number?
#175520 to #175485 - fappening
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(02/22/2015) [-]
**fappening used "*roll 2, 00-99*"**
**fappening rolls 39**
**fappening rolls 30**
#175496 to #175485 - derpityhurr
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(02/21/2015) [-]
**derpityhurr used "*roll 6, 3-74*"**
**derpityhurr rolls 24**
**derpityhurr rolls 59**
**derpityhurr rolls 15**
**derpityhurr rolls 49**
**derpityhurr rolls 38**
**derpityhurr rolls 53**

you do *roll #, X-Y* where # is number of rolls you want to do and x-y is the range you want the numbers to be in
#175498 to #175496 - bonerjam
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(02/21/2015) [-]
**bonerjam used "*roll 2, 10-20*"**
**bonerjam rolls 15**
**bonerjam rolls 13**
#175497 to #175496 - bonerjam
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(02/21/2015) [-]
ty
#175494 to #175485 - darksideofthebeast
Reply 0
(02/21/2015) [-]
There ya go
#175495 to #175494 - bonerjam
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(02/21/2015) [-]
how?
#175508 to #175495 - darksideofthebeast
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(02/22/2015) [-]
>>#175493,

Type exactly what I typed.
#175493 to #175485 - darksideofthebeast
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(02/21/2015) [-]
**darksideofthebeast used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**darksideofthebeast rolls 27**
#175492 to #175485 - darksideofthebeast
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(02/21/2015) [-]
Whelp, I was of no help. Sorry brah.
#175491 to #175485 - darksideofthebeast
Reply 0
(02/21/2015) [-]
*roll 1-99*
#175490 to #175485 - darksideofthebeast
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(02/21/2015) [-]
*roll, 1-99*


*roll, 1-99* I think
#175474 - iceduchess
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(02/21/2015) [-]
Junior in college. Aiming for either med school or PA school. Need help deciding between starting research or going through an EMT program.

With EMT, I'd be getting paid, and the experience would count toward PA schools and med schools. I would also feel safer money-wise considering I would have a job (currently my personal situation isn't doing too well).

Meanwhile, research would be MUCH better specifically for med school. It would really increase my chances of getting in. Plus, I probably would have more free time throughout the week so I could focus on improving my GPA.

I'd really appreciate some advice (or any personal stories that could help me decide what to choose).
#175486 to #175474 - hoponthefeelstrain
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(02/21/2015) [-]
do research, it will look a lot better on your resume. If you want to do the EMT thing do it during the school year maybe? And save the research thing for summer or winter.
#175484 to #175474 - SOUL CRUSHER
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(02/21/2015) [-]
I i remember correctly didn't you have to do research? I seriously doubt there are any doctors here who could give you real advice. Most we have are people like you.

just pick what you'd enjoy most and most want to do. or you could go with what will be harder but be better for your career in the end. I"m all for the EMT, it's a safe choice and you'll get good experience.
#175481 to #175474 - anon
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(02/21/2015) [-]
Everyone I've ever met has quit the EMT thing after a few years. The reasons ranged from injury, to getting sick of watching people die all the time, but it always sounded more like a job than a career.

Research is probably the way to go, if you can manage.
#175470 - Shorticus
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(02/21/2015) [-]
I just wanted to tell at least one friend out there (as I really don't want to shame the love of my life).

I have never had an orgasm.
#175540 to #175470 - WhereMehSammich
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(02/22/2015) [-]
Wait until your horny. Don't try while dry. Definitely use a toy or sorts. I'd say or the vibrating variety. You can always try lezzin it with a friend just for fun if you have anyone close to try it with. Ask your boyfriend for oral. He'll do it if he loves you.
#175561 to #175540 - Shorticus
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(02/22/2015) [-]
Oh trust me, my bf and I are super try-hard on trying to get me to. I just don't think I'm able? I dunno lol
#175523 to #175470 - fappening
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(02/22/2015) [-]
not sure if trolling or not, but surely you can get yourself off?
#175527 to #175523 - Shorticus
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(02/22/2015) [-]
I cannot.
#175528 to #175527 - fappening
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(02/22/2015) [-]
are you doing it right? using a toy? fingers? rubbing or fingering?
#175534 to #175528 - Shorticus
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(02/22/2015) [-]
I've tried a lot of things. I think it's cause I know its me doing it, you know?
#175535 to #175534 - fappening
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(02/22/2015) [-]
yes i know, you need a gf to help you out

have you tried exploring with girlfriends?
#175501 to #175470 - awesomerninjathing
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(02/21/2015) [-]
teoberry and I can reach places inside you that have never been reached before ;)
#175504 to #175501 - teoberry
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(02/21/2015) [-]
word
#175487 to #175470 - hoponthefeelstrain
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(02/21/2015) [-]
I guess this might sound awkward if you don't do it, but try masterbaiting to get yourself off. Figure out what you like then have your lover do that to you so they can get you off too.
#175482 to #175470 - bobvonbobby
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(02/21/2015) [-]
I recommend self induced orgasms. - Game Informer 10/10
#175480 to #175470 - drastronomy
Reply 0
(02/21/2015) [-]
wanna know how to fix it?

Take a look at me
#175477 to #175470 - fuckya
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(02/21/2015) [-]
I can fix that.
*tips fedora*
#175479 to #175477 - dehumanizer
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(02/21/2015) [-]
you forgot the picture
#175476 to #175470 - dehumanizer
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(02/21/2015) [-]
NO ONE CARES

GET OUT
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#175472 to #175470 - makotoitou
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(02/21/2015) [-]
pretty sure that's BS
#175469 - burritobell
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#175488 to #175469 - anon
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(02/21/2015) [-]
I cringed very hard at your choice of words.
#175483 to #175469 - SOUL CRUSHER
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(02/21/2015) [-]
Nope can't help you there. you pretty much blew it every step of the way. don't matter cuz you'' never see her again. I know this is like the hardest think to do but....it's the weekend now...find a girl. Then again you're like 17 just have fun.
#175478 to #175469 - dehumanizer
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(02/21/2015) [-]
>thats illegal

holy shit no its not you dumb buttfuck americunt ITS A 3 YEAR GAP HOLY SHIT HOW DUMB CAN YOU FUCKING BE IS SHE GONNA GET TRILED FOR PEDOPHILIA IF IT WAS A DATE HOW THE FUCK BACKWARDS IS AMERICA ANYWAYS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#175468 - comandante
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(02/21/2015) [-]
Guys i need some advice. My girlfriend lives in Wisconsin, me in Orlando. i am suppose to visit during my spring break, but idk how else to say this, i am nervous about flying. I am a dork, i feel like if i try to visit i will only fuck it up; get there at the wrong time, get on the wrong bus, something. I am not good with stuff like this. i really want to visit her, she says we can finally have sex if i do go. any advice?
#175499 to #175468 - hirollin
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(02/21/2015) [-]
Theres probably a good wikihow page on what to do to get totally prepared. There are a lot of detailed instructions on how to make flying easier. Really, the worst part is gettin to the plane. If you don't know what to do, ask an employee. That's what they're there for.
#175489 to #175468 - hoponthefeelstrain
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(02/21/2015) [-]
write down the flights and buses you need to take and when you need to be there. Get there an hour early just to be on the safe side. When in an airport always find your gate first then explore to use the bathroom/get food ect.
#175473 to #175468 - fappening
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(02/21/2015) [-]
dude, go get that poon man, wtf are you doing sitting here posting

have you not learnt from all the god damn "bae: my parents are not home" posts?!?!
#175471 to #175468 - advice
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(02/21/2015) [-]
ORLANDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

another floridian to add to the list fuck yeah.

I would say to fully, 100% get your itinerary figured out, time and place for everything.
flying is fun, dress warm, go slam dunk it!
#175465 - terriblytreble
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(02/21/2015) [-]
There's a webm of some guy, and it's a close up of his finger, and he's making plane engine noises as the finger travels with him through his house and into his bedroom, where a woman is waiting naked in the doggy position. He pokes her on the butt hole.
#175466 to #175465 - terriblytreble
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(02/21/2015) [-]
I actually need the webm. I'm not just describing it to you, that'd be weird. Since you can't post it here, please reply to this comment on FJ2. I will allow you to pick one flavor of ice cream and I will send you a picture of it as payment.
#175460 - thereasonableperso
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(02/21/2015) [-]
I actually have a request.

Does anyone know the name or have sauce on a video I'm looking for? It was a voiceover of a commercial for a talking fake bird, and all the burds words were cuss words. There's one line where:

Advertiser: it even whistles!
Bird: FUCK!
#175462 to #175460 - noxiouspumpkin
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(02/21/2015) [-]
Jaboodydubs?
#175464 to #175462 - thereasonableperso
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(02/21/2015) [-]
No thats not it. But it did lead me to the intended source. Thanks.
#175455 - anon
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(02/20/2015) [-]
How does one quote a comment on this site? I'm new here.
#175458 to #175455 - SOUL CRUSHER
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(02/21/2015) [-]
*roll comment* like this?
#175459 to #175458 - SOUL CRUSHER
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(02/21/2015) [-]
did it wrong but yah other than copy paste it's random