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#138593 - anonymous (06/14/2014) [-]
What's an orgasm like?
User avatar #138595 to #138593 - makotoitou (06/14/2014) [-]
it's like opening a can of babycorn
User avatar #138604 to #138595 - winners (06/14/2014) [-]
whats babycorn like
User avatar #138605 to #138604 - makotoitou (06/14/2014) [-]
corn but with diapers
User avatar #138589 - beautifull (06/14/2014) [-]
www.webopoly.org GAME NOW OPEN
NAME (not ID): Plebs
Password: Plebs

Get in here bitches.
User avatar #138594 to #138589 - makotoitou (06/14/2014) [-]
HOLY SHIT NOBODY FUCKING CARES
User avatar #138598 to #138594 - beautifull (06/14/2014) [-]
and clearly you do...
User avatar #138600 to #138598 - makotoitou (06/14/2014) [-]
nigga you didn't even read
User avatar #138602 to #138600 - beautifull (06/14/2014) [-]
i read once.
User avatar #138596 to #138594 - beautifull (06/14/2014) [-]
Like 19 people did actually
User avatar #138597 to #138596 - makotoitou (06/14/2014) [-]
tell them to suck my cheetos
User avatar #138599 to #138597 - beautifull (06/14/2014) [-]
I'll suck your cheetos
User avatar #138601 to #138599 - makotoitou (06/14/2014) [-]
k do it
User avatar #138603 to #138601 - beautifull (06/14/2014) [-]
whip it out
User avatar #138586 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (06/14/2014) [-]
I see all, Tentaquil.

Go ahead and thumb me down. As you did with everyone else.

If you want advice, post. If you don't, then simply don't come here.
User avatar #138590 to #138586 - beautifull (06/14/2014) [-]
he does the same on the game board
#138608 to #138590 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (06/14/2014) [-]
It's just virtual dislikes.
Nothing a second user can't fix.
#138587 to #138586 - anonymous (06/14/2014) [-]
How do I become a better red thumber?
-tentaquil
#138588 to #138587 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (06/14/2014) [-]
You post as anonymous whilst logged into your account.
User avatar #138582 - bigblacknegro (06/14/2014) [-]
guys, im in big trouble.
i ordered something from amazon, and my dad wanted to pay for it via bank transfer, but i still got a message that i didn't pay for it.
so after a few weeks i got a letter, saying that i have to pay 49€ instead of 16€.
i have 2 options now. i'm gonna get fucked up by my dad, or i get the money somehow.
i need it asap (3-5 days i think). any ideas what i could do?
User avatar #138607 to #138582 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (06/14/2014) [-]
It seems like they charged you an overdraft fee?

In any case, your dad is going to find out either way.
If you come clean now it'll be a lot easier than if you did at the end of the deadline.

Also, if you already have the item it is far too late to cancel the order and 'undo' the transaction.
User avatar #138592 to #138582 - beautifull (06/14/2014) [-]
Or get a chargeback from your bank, just tell the bank you didn't agree to the order at that price, bank will charge it back straight away
User avatar #138591 to #138582 - beautifull (06/14/2014) [-]
Sucka dick for money? Sell some games?
#138577 - darkmaster ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
I have been thinking about confronting my ex/friend that's been giving me the cold shoulder. she told me to get lost no talking etc..(partly because i was suggesting ways to be happy with herself as her and not change herself like that self [btw she wants to be a dude] after we broke up) last year and she came back and started talking to me last month hung out two times now nadda i do not know what the fuck i did or if i did anything at all for the silent treatment. the only place i can confront her is at her place at work not when its busy

im a shy guy and don't do the confronting thing i rely do care about her we have history everyone i know dose not have any kind of helpful advice with this. should i have some tact or no holding back? or just give up?
i would like some serious answers and no people who think self mutlation is alright just for there own selfish dezires to be somehing they perfer to be. if not sorry for wasting you're time
#138611 to #138577 - saltybanana (06/14/2014) [-]
oh maaan she wants to goo deep inside you maan! with her dick   
   
dude women are complicated, honest truth ive been and lived with them all of my life grew up with two sisters, it was hell ill tell you waht  all i can tell you from my experience ex gf went lesbo on me cause of seening cheer team everyday naked she grew to like titties  they will leave cause of they think they had changed lesbian-gay/shemale whatever. i believe that it is just a phase in life.   
   
reason she started talking back to you is because she kinda misses youi, but you should be like "NOO! NOOO! my love for chu is GOOONE! leave me be, i must be with my wa-fu" im joking dont say that shit  tell her what you think she is doing is wrong, and all you wanna do is help her. because you care for her. half the time they will just ignore your ass, but she will see whar you been trying todo.   
   
all in all just do you right now man, dont have her on your shoulders anymore, she aint nothing of your concerns anymore. just gonna hold you back in life. i hope she and you do the right thing
oh maaan she wants to goo deep inside you maan! with her dick

dude women are complicated, honest truth ive been and lived with them all of my life grew up with two sisters, it was hell ill tell you waht all i can tell you from my experience ex gf went lesbo on me cause of seening cheer team everyday naked she grew to like titties they will leave cause of they think they had changed lesbian-gay/shemale whatever. i believe that it is just a phase in life.

reason she started talking back to you is because she kinda misses youi, but you should be like "NOO! NOOO! my love for chu is GOOONE! leave me be, i must be with my wa-fu" im joking dont say that shit tell her what you think she is doing is wrong, and all you wanna do is help her. because you care for her. half the time they will just ignore your ass, but she will see whar you been trying todo.

all in all just do you right now man, dont have her on your shoulders anymore, she aint nothing of your concerns anymore. just gonna hold you back in life. i hope she and you do the right thing
User avatar #138609 to #138577 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (06/14/2014) [-]
So she wants to be a he...

The hardest thing you can do is 'forcefully' change someone's opinion.
In this case becoming a guy is a strong opinion/ preference that she has.
I'm not saying it's impossible to have her change her mind, I'm just saying it'd be easier to give in.

You could simply come to her as a friend, as someone who once liked/ loved her, and tell her she is perfect the way she is.
Just come to her in that way; No arguing, simply tell her that she is perfect as she is right now, and leave it at that.
Come to her with arms open and be willing to embrace her decisions in life; After all, it is her decisions and choices for her life.

It'd be like if you had a friend who really liked X.
Yet you know X isn't right for him. You can't do anything to persuade him; He'll only get pissed off at you and find out the hard way.

And in this scenario, you either embrace her decisions and be there for her, or drop it because any more resistance is just going to get her more pissed off at you.
It's something she'll have to experience first hand. If she has any regrets after becoming a man, it's all on her. Nothing you can do but simply come to her as nice and open as possible, willing to lose, and tell her you love her just the way she is.
#138822 to #138609 - darkmaster ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
i do not think i have been trying to forcefully change her opinion but i was suggesting foods that will boost serotonin in her body considering that's what the testosterone will do inside her brain.

so i should calmly ask her why she is giving me the cold shoulder? and after all that's been said and dune tell her that she is perfect the way she is don't know if she even actually listens or believes me i doubt my words matter at all to her i do not know if i can embrace her decision for me that would be like saying good bye to the girl i admired ironically she had the same views on addicting/substances used for fun substances like X speed etc like me and thought they were weak willed as well and fell for

the X example was a good one would like to tell her that the testosterone would be like X or one of the harder ones just with a unnoticeable change if she would stop after the first month while on it she has not started the "change" its been close to 2 years seance she made this decision

guess you are right would like her to let her know that the T will make her happy because it will make her brain produce serotonin. kinda pisses me off that i i look like an ass trying to stop her when its ok to stop someone form becoming an alcoholic or addicted to a drug though this situation is different but similar

i just hope she dose not regret this decision before the permanent changes take place
#138839 to #138822 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (06/15/2014) [-]
She's giving you the cold shoulder because you aren't supporting her...
You're not in favor of her becoming a man.

I wouldn't tell her the analogy.
I would simply come to her with arms open and tell her she is perfect the way she is, and say nothing more.

"Hey, I just want you to know that I think you are absolutely perfect just the way you are."

That's all you can do.
That's the only thing right now that wouldn't rustle her jimmies.
Now, you should note that this sentence may piss her off. It might not, since it is a compliment... But there's only one way to find out...

After that you can either stick around and support her and be his friend after everything or just stop talking to her and move on. It sucks, yes, but it's something that is out of your control.
#138934 to #138839 - darkmaster ONLINE (06/16/2014) [-]
i do not think she is giving me the cold shoulder because i do not support her decision actually we did not talk even once about it hmmm well the last time i hung out with her i asked her if it was a date and she did not think it was a date and that is when she started to talk to me less and less
User avatar #138572 - womanexplain (06/14/2014) [-]
DO THE SALAMANDER
#138565 - anonymous (06/14/2014) [-]
my bf acts like an asshole to me when he's angry at someone else or is upset over something. (wont even say 'i love you' and that kindof stuff) What should i do ? or what would you do.

I try to be comforting and supportive but its hard when he acts this. :\
#138568 to #138565 - womanexplain (06/14/2014) [-]
Sit down with him and tell him how you feel, explain that you aren't happy by his behaviour and ask that he works on it. If that doesn't work, you may have to consider a break up.
I wish you luck!
User avatar #138569 to #138568 - womanexplain (06/14/2014) [-]
Or, if he's someone you wish to stay with, ask him to go to anger therapy or even go together.
Or just tell him to block out the people that make him angry.
User avatar #138566 to #138565 - ipostcp (06/14/2014) [-]
If somebody is pissed off, give them space. Are you retarded?
#138567 to #138566 - womanexplain (06/14/2014) [-]
STOP BEING RUDE TO EVERYONE.
User avatar #138576 to #138567 - ipostcp (06/14/2014) [-]
If you're pissed off, the last thing you want to do is talk about why your pissed off.
#138578 to #138576 - womanexplain (06/14/2014) [-]
Yeah, but there's no need to be a meanie. Plus he's doing it a lot, so it's an issue for her.
User avatar #138579 to #138578 - ipostcp (06/14/2014) [-]
Obviously he is under stress. Making him aware that his relationship is being affected will just make it worse and cause tension.
#138580 to #138579 - womanexplain (06/14/2014) [-]
Well she/he can't just put up with his shitty behaviour because he won't deal with whatever it is that's pissing him off. Why should she/he suffer for it?
Well she/he can't just put up with his shitty behaviour because he won't deal with whatever it is that's pissing him off. Why should she/he suffer for it?
User avatar #138581 to #138580 - ipostcp (06/14/2014) [-]
Don't give a shit, I told them my opinion on it. They can think for themselves too.
#138584 to #138581 - womanexplain (06/14/2014) [-]
I see that, but there's no need to be rude.
I see that, but there's no need to be rude.
#138558 - anonymous (06/14/2014) [-]
I had met this guy summer 2013 and we got really close because of some problems in our lives. Once we got over our problems he admitted to me he really liked me. I didn't know what to do about it because I was going off to college but I knew we were extraordinarily compatible so I figured what was the harm in dating him? That's where I made my mistake, in telling him we could try dating.

It was my first year of college and we lasted about 2 months. We had broken up at least 3 times by the end, twice by me and once by him. I realized that I didn't have it in me to make a commitment and that I felt too pressured by him to feel the same as he did, which was head over heels in love.
#138559 to #138558 - anonymous (06/14/2014) [-]
I kind of believe in mental cheating where you're constantly checking out other people and thinking of being with them and I didn't feel comfortable that I was looking at other people I know that when I'm really committed to a relationship the guy I'm with is the only person I see . So that's why I broke up with him. I also had a gut feeling that something was a little "off" about us being together.

Post break-up, he tried throwing everything he could at me to win me back. He tried flowers and chocolate, sweet actions to woo me. When that didn't work he constantly told me reasons why I should take him back. And when that didn't work he told me how he's practically gone crazy (not his words but my view): he sent me pictures of him cutting himself, how he wants to commit suicide, that he's been sexually abused and raped as a child, how he's never going to love anybody again and that I'm the only girl he'll ever love.
#138561 to #138559 - anonymous (06/14/2014) [-]
That went on for a good month after the final break up, then I finally vented to him about what I had done to try to move on by going on a bunch of dates with a lot of different guys. He got really pissed at me for telling him and refused to talk to me until I got back from college.

When I got back he apologized. Then proceeded to ask if there was any chance of us getting back together. I laughed it off and said no and he seemed to be ok with it. But then I realized that even though I was happy we were talking again, I was absolutely disgusted with the idea of talking to him. The month of him trying to win me back was a form of abuse. Looking back on it, I know I could have prevented a lot of it, but I hate when people are in pain so I tried to help him.
#138562 to #138561 - anonymous (06/14/2014) [-]
Now the memories of him and I being together are completely warped and twisted. Everything is really fucked up. I don't miss him anymore and I view the whole relationship as a mistake. I know I can learn from this mistake, but I'm really struggling with the memories coming back to me. These memories fill me with absolute disgust and even make me feel dirty/unclean.

I guess what I'm asking for here is how do I get over this? Or is it something that only time can help? No one except for the guy I'm interested in dating knows the story, but I really need this off my chest. I just don't know what to do anymore. My ex is no longer in my life cuz he overreacted to me ignoring him and I told him off, but the memories are still here.

TL;DR I'm having some serious bad memories that keep coming back to haunt me and the story is the backstory to why I have them.
User avatar #138563 to #138562 - thatnigger (06/14/2014) [-]
Problem here is, most of the time when people have bad experiences like this in a relationship and it doesn't end well. They try and ignore everything about that person and distract themselves with other things. Some people don't get over it, they just get to the point where they've forgotten or it doesn't bother them too much anymore.
There is a way I could think of to fix it. It's basically when you find closure but honestly a lot of people never find closure.
I say let time help, because if you try and talk it out with him, you've got to do it very delicately and it might not even end the right way. It might even cause things to get worse, because not everything is certain.
#138617 to #138563 - anonymous (06/14/2014) [-]
I don't want to talk to him. At this point he's just a bad memory. I really do think time and new memories will help but right now just thinking of anything to do with him makes me shudder.

My mom doesn't know what he's done and I don't plan on telling her but she loves making comparisons to him whenever I talk about the guy I like. She doesn't understand why I get so mad and tell her to stop talking about my ex and I don't want anything to do with him. So yeah. Just got hit with a wave of memories.
User avatar #138619 to #138617 - thatnigger (06/14/2014) [-]
Yea, if you don't want to talk to him, then let time to its magic. You just need to keep your mind off of it, which can be hard if he'll get brought up in conversations. If it happens again, try not to snap, just stay again that you really don't want her to do that and how it's a bit rude for her to prey into your love life I guess. Hope you'll be alright. :3
#138665 to #138619 - anonymous (06/15/2014) [-]
Thanks a bunch man I just wanted to get this off my chest :3
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User avatar #138556 - hwangw ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
Beta fag here. My best friend has been staying with me for a week. We're kind of "more than friends" but haven't wanted to start a relationship long distance. But while she's been here we've been kind of acting like a couple and everything. My problem is that earlier today I could tell she wanted me to kiss her, it was a perfect moment, but I froze. She leaves tomorrow and I know that if I don't kiss her before then I'm going to regret it for the rest of my life. What can I do to get past this freezing thing?
User avatar #138583 to #138556 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (06/14/2014) [-]
Find the next open moment alone with her, grab her attention, tell her you like her and just look her in the eyes and go for it man!
#138557 to #138556 - sneakypeeps (06/14/2014) [-]
Close your eyes and go for it man. Basically the only way.
User avatar #138555 - confusedasian (06/14/2014) [-]
Serious question, but first I'd like to say that I'm fine. I don't have depression, bi-polar, or anything. I'm fine.

What's it like to be happy? Not being happy, but you actually feeling happy.
User avatar #138585 to #138555 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (06/14/2014) [-]
As someone with Social-Anxiety, I would describe happiness as Care-Free.
It's subjective, really.
#138571 to #138555 - minutes (06/14/2014) [-]
Happyness is when you just feel awesome waking up. The second you open your eyes from your sleep you think "this is going to be such a fucking great day" You are glad that you have finally opened your eyes and you want every second of this day. Even when you don't have anything planned whatsoever, you just feel good for the hell of it. When something goes wrong you simply don't give a shit cause hey it's such an awesome time to be alive. Like when you drop your sandwich, you don't think "oh no for fucks sake" you just smile and think "well i am going to make a new one then". Happyness is when youre just completely satisfied with the moment. When you feel like you are exactly where you want to be, when you wouldn't want to swap with anyone cause you're in the perfect spot. Happyness is when you know everything will turn out just fine, just because you can feel it.
User avatar #138554 - beautifull (06/14/2014) [-]
I need some advice, why aren't you fucks playing webopoly with me right now?
Hosting a game of webopoly on webopoly.org (rip off of monopoly you can play in browser)

Game name is Funnyjunk
Password is Funnyjunk
#138552 - misterobotunicorn (06/14/2014) [-]
Hey guys im trying to lose weight this summer and i need your advice. im not a huge fatfuck , im 17, 5'7 and weigh 160 pounds, For some people that doesnt seen fat but believe me i need to lose the belly fat. Any good routines, diets? what to eat what not to eat? i heard cardio is best for this, i chose jogging. I want to lose 20+ pounds before school starts. i dont have any fancy weights and stuff, only 2 ten pound weights. PLease help a brother out.
#138612 to #138552 - saltybanana (06/14/2014) [-]
try this dudes work outs, helped me off in my bodybuilding hobbies
www.youtube.com/channel/UCrzICdOsXhtn4zMlk4bnTIg

best thing is to make sure you get lots of protein and good carbs from veggies, brown rice, etc.
and stop eating out, and no more ice cream for yoooou
User avatar #138633 to #138612 - misterobotunicorn (06/14/2014) [-]
thanks for your help
#138573 to #138552 - minutes (06/14/2014) [-]
Join a gym, lift weights 3 times a week, eat less and clean. No fast food, no soda, cola or whatever. Anything that isn't water or sugar free juice is wrong. I would recommend swimming rather then jogging cause you burn more calories and built more muscles doing it. Best would be swimming 2 times a week i think.
User avatar #138634 to #138573 - misterobotunicorn (06/14/2014) [-]
thanks for your help
User avatar #138570 to #138552 - envinite ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
Throw french fries to a landwhale riding a scooter. Enjoy the thrill while you run from them.
User avatar #138553 to #138552 - marinepenguin ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
Do sprints (jogging by itself will burn off 1 pound of muscle for every 3 pounds of fat. Sprints burn pure fat), lift weights, and just clean up your diet.
Take baby steps on the diet. Just cut the soda and chocolate, and junk food out first. It's really not that hard.
User avatar #138635 to #138553 - misterobotunicorn (06/14/2014) [-]
thanks for your help
User avatar #138620 to #138553 - leadstriker (06/14/2014) [-]
dude i've been jogging all this time and it makes me weaker??
User avatar #138621 to #138620 - marinepenguin ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
Well if you lift weights regularly then it shouldn't be a problem. Jogging completely on it's own will lose muscle mass.

If you jog while lifting weights occasionally, it shouldn't hurt. Although your gains will be slowed a little, depending on the amount of times you jog a week and how long you go for.
#138546 - toxicnachos (06/14/2014) [-]
How do I open my disktray on windows 8?
I also don't see the disk drive thing either so its impossible for me to click it and click eject.
Help!!
I need it for World of Warcraft!
User avatar #138547 to #138546 - ilikethisusername ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
theres a disktray open button on your desktop. press it, the tray will pop out.
User avatar #138543 - adrilazzaro ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
So i wanna take out my gf to do something nice but we're teenfags and the movies at the theater are pretty shit atm, also most outside activities like a walk or picnic are nulled cause 100 degree Houston weather.
Im really struggling to find something thats entertaining asides from just watching movies at my house.
What do?
#138613 to #138543 - saltybanana (06/14/2014) [-]
bro who needs dates when you have swagg!

i rememeber when i was wee lil fagget like you, going out was hard as shit, always asking your parents for money togo to the movies, or to sleep overs. aaaahhhh the goodold days

well these are the things i use todo when i was a broke ass nigguh.
-park is one, but i dont know the weather there so idk

-someone suggested to do dinner, i honeslty think if i was a chick love that its cheaper and fun because after words you can watch movies at home or get to know one and other more etc.

-be productive and go out and play sports like bball or fucking catch niggu?

-save up money and go to an amusement park. i use todo that every other week with my gf back then.

-go on double dates, and find a friend with a freaking pool
User avatar #138614 to #138613 - adrilazzaro ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
Fuck I'd love to go to an amusement park, got money (have a part time job thing different story) but the closest thing to a fair or amusement park requires a 3 hour drive to a different town and houston has no public transport
User avatar #138615 to #138614 - saltybanana (06/14/2014) [-]
ahhhh i feel you, so you basically do have money den

den why do nt you tajke her to a nice resturant? something new to her, or something she likes. like i said be careful dont wanna be taking her out every week or some shit like that and waist your money, cause money flys. thyats my best opinion i could think, cause idont know what is near you.

User avatar #138616 to #138615 - adrilazzaro ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
hopefully i'll get a driving license soon, It'd be easier then. but will work on your advice.
User avatar #138618 to #138616 - saltybanana (06/14/2014) [-]
yeah dont let that hold you back, look at as motivation when you take your dmv test.

it helped me. in other words gotta take the nike express meanwhile.
User avatar #138549 to #138543 - misticalz (06/14/2014) [-]
fUCKIN
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User avatar #138545 to #138544 - adrilazzaro ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
>teenfags
idk, if i can get my house free i'll do it but its a bit awks when my parents are home most of the time
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User avatar #138532 - revengeforfreeze (06/13/2014) [-]
I was about to go to bed and then I felt it. I started thinking about some bad memories I had. Then I thought about them more rationally than I usually did. I feel my brain ''lightingup'' sort of, as if something changed, and then .. my ears started to ring. What was this about? A stroke?
#138574 to #138532 - minutes (06/14/2014) [-]
Thinking logical about mistakes you made in the past it probably the best thing you can do in your life. That's what memories are for, to help you improve. If you can think of your failures and figure out what exactly went wrong, you can now focus on this and not do the same mistake again next time. Always acknowledge the mistakes you made and try to not repeat them, this is how success is made.
User avatar #138551 to #138541 - misterobotunicorn (06/14/2014) [-]
read the whole thing
User avatar #138533 to #138532 - teoberry (06/13/2014) [-]
Not sure, but you can type so you didn't stroke.
User avatar #138535 to #138533 - revengeforfreeze (06/13/2014) [-]
Not sarcastic, just thinking outside of the box so to speak. People would think I'm nuts if Isaid it, but ewhy not really? Either that or my brain contracts or something, if that is even possible.
User avatar #138534 to #138533 - revengeforfreeze (06/13/2014) [-]
I was thinking it was along the line of god telling me I did right to acknowledge my problems instead of fleeing
#138526 - anonymous (06/13/2014) [-]
so a girl i've had a crush on since i was a kid is moving far far away in a week
also i suspected she had a crush on me
i feel like i should say something
but either way it's going to suck because if she doesn't like me then it sucks
and if she does it still sucks cause she's leaving
wat do
#138575 to #138526 - minutes (06/14/2014) [-]
Rationally spoken, you will feel like shit either way. No matter what you do you feel like shit right? Now that we sorted that out, what would you like to remember? In 10 years do you want to look back and think "Damn i told her about my feelings, i actually had the balls to" or do you want to think "yea i never did anything about it like a coward" As previously said, you have nothing to lose. If she likes you back you actually have this memory of a girl loving you, and if she doesn't you at least weren't a coward. Doing nothing is the worst and easiest option here.
#138531 to #138526 - anonymous (06/13/2014) [-]
tell her you love her
and say i gtg
what the fuck do you have to lose?
User avatar #138529 to #138526 - thatnigger (06/13/2014) [-]
If it were me, I'd probably keep it to myself because I don't want or like to cause problems. It really depends on you though, if you feel like at least telling her will take a load of your chest and you're not expecting it to change anything, then go for it.
User avatar #138528 to #138526 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (06/13/2014) [-]
Go for it.

If she likes you back, make the best of the time that she has left before she moves.
Afterwards there's always Facebook, Skype, Oovoo, Snapchat, Instagram, texting, etc.
#138530 to #138528 - anonymous (06/13/2014) [-]
idk
this week is examination week
and instagram/facebook/skype is pleb tier
snapchat score is like 300
User avatar #138513 - ishallsmiteyou ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
I need some advice regarding immigration to the European Union. I live in Ontario and am being trained in construction and automotive, and basically question is: if I'm qualified here in Canada does that mean anything in the EU? Say I work construction for a good 5 years here, what does that amount to over there? Does it increase my chances of getting permanent citizenship in western Europe?
User avatar #138527 to #138513 - thatnigger (06/13/2014) [-]
Might depend if you have a degree or not. If your boss or supervisor gives you like a letter of recommendation or something along them lines as well, might help out. I think it might still count for something, as it's still experience, but you may or may not have to do training over there as well depending on the country.
#138508 - anonymous (06/13/2014) [-]
I'm worried that stupid shit I made for one or two people a year or so ago which had my name next to it because I thought "oh hey, don't want them pretending it's theirs" using it as a sort of copyright thing. it's not super bad but it I just don't want my name next to it. I tried looking for the image but couldn't find it and that worries me more because now I have no idea where it could be. should I worry about it?   
   
it's not just  my name I'm worried about ruining, it's my family name because it's quite unique. I've never come across anyone else with a last name like mine ever.
I'm worried that stupid shit I made for one or two people a year or so ago which had my name next to it because I thought "oh hey, don't want them pretending it's theirs" using it as a sort of copyright thing. it's not super bad but it I just don't want my name next to it. I tried looking for the image but couldn't find it and that worries me more because now I have no idea where it could be. should I worry about it?

it's not just my name I'm worried about ruining, it's my family name because it's quite unique. I've never come across anyone else with a last name like mine ever.
#138610 to #138508 - anonymous (06/14/2014) [-]
can we see it
User avatar #138512 to #138508 - thatnigger (06/13/2014) [-]
You have brought great shame and dishonor to your family name.
You know what must be done.

Seriously though, we all do things that make us cringe so hard now. Is fine.
#138511 to #138508 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (06/13/2014) [-]
It's in the past.

Even if it does have your name on it, if by chance anyone brings it up, simply tell them that you weren't as good as you are now.

Now if it's something obscure and embarrassing like, say, MLP fan art... Then either:
A) Remind them it's in the past, and it in no way reflects you now.
B) Call them out for being a Brony.

Embarrassing stuff like that is a double-edged sword.
Either way, it's all behind you now. It's good you can't find it by searching for it. It'll be rare anyone ever does see it, let alone it becoming popular.
#138514 to #138511 - anonymous (06/13/2014) [-]
there are times I wish I never joined this site   
   
Ok, I made it when I was 16.... I'll blame it on that.
there are times I wish I never joined this site

Ok, I made it when I was 16.... I'll blame it on that.
User avatar #138515 to #138514 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (06/13/2014) [-]
Valid excuse.

Again, it's in the past.
You can't change that.
Just forget about it, and so will everyone else.

Sometimes to look forward to your future you must forget your past.
#138522 to #138515 - anonymous (06/13/2014) [-]
yeah ok. I have a fear of the past coming back to bite me.
#138501 - anonymous (06/13/2014) [-]
I finally got a girlfriend this afternoon but the weird part is that i get a semi-boner everytime we hold hands or whenever we're close together. It goes away after some time but i gotta distract my mind with something else to do so. She hinted that we should kiss but the beta fag i am and since i was wearing shorts i couldnt deal with both kissing and trying to hide a boner simultaneously. Is there any way to stop it from happening? Thanks in advance
#138510 to #138501 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (06/13/2014) [-]
It's natural.   
As others have said, it'll pass with time.   
   
Just try focusing on not letting your soldier stand at attention, or distract yourself completely with random thoughts.
It's natural.
As others have said, it'll pass with time.

Just try focusing on not letting your soldier stand at attention, or distract yourself completely with random thoughts.
User avatar #138507 to #138501 - ScottP (06/13/2014) [-]
That's just initial butterflies. It'll pass. And then after a couple of months you'll feel like you've lost the "fire". That's just because you two are more comfortable with each other.
#138505 to #138501 - anonymous (06/13/2014) [-]
dont hide
be proud
User avatar #138504 to #138501 - thatnigger (06/13/2014) [-]
Das cute.
Pretty sure over time it'll just be normal to hold her hand and all. So right now, just hide it and deal with it I guess, it'll be more natural to you soon enough.
User avatar #138502 to #138501 - makotoitou (06/13/2014) [-]
nigga u gay?
User avatar #138495 - skeptical (06/13/2014) [-]
how do i train for hypertrophy, strength, and endurance without weights? what are some exercises i can do for my core and upper body in particular (not as worried about legs because marching band master race but still want to be able to do this for all general areas of my body)
going for hypertrophy first for a role i have in a play, then going for endurance and then strength, since i've really fallen out of shape over the past year
User avatar #138550 to #138495 - marinepenguin ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
Sprints, pullups, pushups, leg lifts, hanging leg raises, dips, spidermans, tricep dips, tire flips, lunges, calf raises, etc. Get creative with shit. Although barbell training is a much much much easier way to reach your goal.
User avatar #138496 to #138495 - makotoitou (06/13/2014) [-]
>being in a play
www.hahgay.com/
User avatar #138497 to #138496 - skeptical (06/13/2014) [-]
i promised a friend i'd do cast at the local theater house this time instead of pit orchestra
i wound up getting the part of an angsty teen fresh out of military school, but that last part means i have to not look like a skinny bitch
User avatar #138498 to #138497 - makotoitou (06/13/2014) [-]
Just change the plot around so that'd your a faggot, then spend 2 hours on stage sucking dick. I'd watch that.
User avatar #138499 to #138498 - skeptical (06/13/2014) [-]
wel fak yu to
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