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#111938 - holywarstpd (01/15/2014) [-]

User avatar #111940 to #111938 - holywarstpd (01/15/2014) [-]
On iPad. No mouse.

Fuck Apple
User avatar #111973 to #111940 - unncommon (01/15/2014) [-]
I'm on my Galaxy Note 2. Touch it with your finger.
Hello, can you see me?
User avatar #111974 to #111973 - holywarstpd (01/15/2014) [-]
It doesn't do anything. :/
User avatar #111991 to #111974 - revengeforfreeze (01/15/2014) [-]
It should work anyway, does for me.

You just have to be precise
User avatar #111976 to #111974 - sauditwo (01/15/2014) [-]
well it has like a hidden message on it
you can't see it until you put your mouse over it
User avatar #111939 to #111938 - nightmaren (01/15/2014) [-]
it's a spoiler. put your mouse over it
User avatar #111936 - thisistheguy (01/15/2014) [-]
Anyone know if there's any sort of photoshop type of program I could download for free?
User avatar #111922 - captainrattrap ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
Anyone know a good way to make gifs? I want to be able to put two different sections of a video together and add text to a few separate parts.

If you don't have that do you have a site that can put different gifs together?
User avatar #111923 to #111922 - ishallsmiteyou (01/15/2014) [-]
get the clip you want, save only that clip as a video file in Windows Movie Maker or something and upload it to a gif maker.
#111927 to #111923 - captainrattrap ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
Yeah I have that much done. I need to be able to add text and the process is very long.   
I'll just stop here fuckit I'm lazy.
Yeah I have that much done. I need to be able to add text and the process is very long.

I'll just stop here fuckit I'm lazy.
User avatar #111920 - ishallsmiteyou (01/15/2014) [-]
Exams are next week and I have no fucking idea what I'm doing.

So here's my dilemma: most of the questions are going to be algebraic expressions and shit like that. That's fine. But the problem is when I'm asked to find one side of a rectangle using algebraic expressions. Say i have one side shown as 10x+30 or something, and the value for the perimeter is 3y-x^5+10. Wat do?
User avatar #111928 to #111920 - advicedude (01/15/2014) [-]
Try substitution method. Solve for x, plug in to solve for y.
User avatar #111917 - thesmilyingdawg (01/15/2014) [-]
how does soundcloud even work
is it just a link or is it like youtube?
User avatar #111933 to #111917 - advicedude (01/15/2014) [-]
You can link to the web page with the audio or you can put the embedded link into fj
#111902 - Womens Study Major (01/15/2014) [-]
how to make $60k in 3 months
User avatar #111992 to #111902 - revengeforfreeze (01/15/2014) [-]
What.. do you need it for?

Else, you'd probably need a job with a really high salary..
User avatar #111934 to #111902 - advicedude (01/15/2014) [-]
Something illegal.
User avatar #111921 to #111902 - delphine (01/15/2014) [-]
The Original Beverly Hillbillies Theme Song

Discover oil in your backyard?
sorry, that's not helpful.
User avatar #111909 to #111902 - misterobotunicorn (01/15/2014) [-]
sell yourself
User avatar #111908 to #111902 - makotoitou (01/15/2014) [-]
git gud
User avatar #111906 to #111902 - badmotorfinger (01/15/2014) [-]
Sell meth
#111893 - boxdrop (01/15/2014) [-]
I came to give either terrible or amazing advice. I have given working advice before so why not give it another go.
User avatar #111929 to #111893 - advicedude (01/15/2014) [-]
Girl A: an ex. Nicest girl ever, had compatible personalities, a few physical problems with blood sugar and such. had to break up due to her being too busy and couldn't maintain the relationship even if she wanted to.

Girl B: Had a crush on for a while. very hot, kinda shy, many similar interests, never truely talked to her but going to. I've been around her for a while though and it seems awkward that I am finally going to start making conversation and it's hard to ever find her alone to talk to.

Should I take a shot at A, or B, or both.
User avatar #111968 to #111929 - boxdrop (01/15/2014) [-]
Girl A is a more comfortable familiar territory but you already know shes gonna be to busy. Girl B while new and you might feel a little weird going up and starting a conversation when shes in a group get to know them all, never hurts to have more friends then just try to talk to her alone at some points over text or IM. Getting to know girl B for a possible relationship does not mean that from time to time you cant hang out with girl A and possible get your rocks off. It would probably help you both out that way, sexual release wil not only help keep it off your mind while talking to girl B but relieve any stress she might have from a busy life. Short version, go for girl B see if girl A will be a friend with benefits in the meantime.
#112018 to #111968 - advicedude (01/15/2014) [-]
Not bad. A friends with benefits would be amazing.
User avatar #112065 to #112018 - boxdrop (01/16/2014) [-]
Glad i could (hopefully) help.
User avatar #111924 to #111893 - ishallsmiteyou (01/15/2014) [-]
exams coming up. Brain fried. Wat do?
User avatar #111967 to #111924 - boxdrop (01/15/2014) [-]
Take your time when studying, get some stuff done take a break and go over in your head while doing so to make sure you have the key points of what you studied down after go onto the next part. when its time to get the exams done your brain should be able to pull the key points out again. Just try and not have anything to distracting on while studying.
#111883 - betta ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
I don't want you guys to think I'm being pretentious with the first half of this post. I don't feel like I'm a bad looking guy. I'm pretty easy to talk to and can talk about pretty much everything. I don't usually surround myself with friends, but I'm not a loner.

So with all of this in mind, why can't I talk to girls I like? Like, I can talk to them perfectly fine, up until I like them. When I like them, I just get all... blahh... I can't even approach them then. I just start blushing like it's no one's business. So I know the solution to my problem, act like I don't like them, but I can't pull myself to do that.

So my question to you is, how do I not like someone that I like?
User avatar #111932 to #111883 - advicedude (01/15/2014) [-]
A common mistake people make is that they overthink things. Which is what you're doing. Just go with the flow, try to share interests, music, hobbies, etc. once you get used to just talking it should be a breeze.
User avatar #111926 to #111883 - delphine (01/15/2014) [-]
I'm going to hazard a guess and say you're a teen? Most teenagers are very awkward around the opposite gender. This is normal, both in humans and in other species. Many bird species don't get to mate for a few years after sexual maturity because they aren't good at the mating rituals yet and it takes them awhile to figure out what impresses the females.

I was awkward around guys in highschool, and got over it gradually during college. Start by practicing talking with girls you don't "like". Eventually you'll realize that you can interact with any girl just like you would interact with a normal human being-- because they are normal human beings. And keep in mind, there are many girls who feel just as awkward as you do!
User avatar #111897 to #111883 - boxdrop (01/15/2014) [-]
Its not that you need to stop liking them you just gotta bring your mind back to when you though of them as just a friend. Any girl can tell when things are getting different on your side,that can backfire easy. Just try to look at them in the same light you use to and dont put pussy up on a pedestal.
User avatar #111888 to #111883 - alphajunk (01/15/2014) [-]
Stop being betta.
#111878 - Womens Study Major (01/15/2014) [-]
I have reached a point in my life where I can not see the point in living anymore. I have been fighting depression for over seven years. I can't fight anymore, I want to kill myself but I'm too weak to go through with the act. I also think of all the people close to me that I will hurt in the process, I have no idea what to do anymore. I need advice.
User avatar #111931 to #111878 - advicedude (01/15/2014) [-]
You can do it!!!!
User avatar #111882 to #111878 - ihatecarltonbanks (01/15/2014) [-]
you gave one huge one in your post. the people who care about. not only does this show that you have people who care about you in the first place, but it shows that they would be hurt to lose you. just hang in there man. as someone who went through it myself, i can PROMISE things will get better. message me if you want to talk a bit or for me to share my story with you. id love to.
#111876 - Womens Study Major (01/15/2014) [-]
Im looking for a image editing program for changing backgrounds of images (like all those funny front page pics that have people in a different background) is photoshop good? and which one? I just need a program for funny editing
User avatar #111930 to #111876 - advicedude (01/15/2014) [-]
I used to even use the FJ editor for a while like a pleb but still worked.
User avatar #111877 to #111876 - awesomerninjathing (01/15/2014) [-]
GIMP is fine
User avatar #111870 - demonchain ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
Funnyjunk chat, come join us.
User avatar #111869 - marinepenguin (01/15/2014) [-]
No advice needed, just feeling down. I broke up with my girlfriend..
User avatar #111879 to #111869 - betta ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
I bought some pringles today.

They were good.
User avatar #111890 to #111879 - badmotorfinger (01/15/2014) [-]
what flavor
User avatar #111891 to #111890 - betta ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
They were original flavor. You can't really beat the classics :3

I think they're my favorite. You have a fave chip?
User avatar #111892 to #111891 - badmotorfinger (01/15/2014) [-]
Fritos Honey BBQ twists.

As for Pringles, Ranch.
User avatar #111894 to #111892 - betta ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]

Man, if there wasn't a blizzard here right now, I'd walk outside to get some.
User avatar #111895 to #111894 - badmotorfinger (01/15/2014) [-]
blizzard? that sucks, if i look at the window i see rocks and cactus
User avatar #111896 to #111895 - betta ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #111899 to #111898 - betta ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
Aaand, is it a small town, or large town?
User avatar #111900 to #111899 - badmotorfinger (01/15/2014) [-]
Decent sized, Pheonix Subarbs
User avatar #111904 to #111901 - betta ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
Sheboygan, Wisconsin.

Kinda boring here...
User avatar #111905 to #111904 - badmotorfinger (01/15/2014) [-]

well that's one of the perks of living in a desert, our winters are nice
our summers are hot, but you get used to it and it doesn't bother you.

Plus AZ is beautiful
User avatar #111907 to #111905 - betta ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
Kinda wanted to take a vacation there. Know of any good vacation spots to see the area, and not be bothered by other people, like with other tourists?
#111910 to #111907 - badmotorfinger (01/15/2014) [-]

If you want to visit the desert, there's beautiful hiking trails in the Superstition Wilderness. Especially in Spring.

If you go farther north into the state, visit the city of Sedona and Red Rock State Park.
It's one of the most beautiful areas. Also, about 30 minutes south of Sedona is the city of Jerome, which was built into a cliff. Great restaurants and you get a beautiful view of the nearby valley. You can see Sedona in the distance from Jerome.
User avatar #111912 to #111910 - betta ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
Woah, that really cool...

Have any idea how much a vacation there would cost?
User avatar #111913 to #111912 - badmotorfinger (01/15/2014) [-]
Relatively inexpensive. The worst part would be the plane ticket. From my experiences, if you can, don't rent a room in a tourist area. They charge a lot more than the Hotel a mile or two down the road
User avatar #111914 to #111913 - betta ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
Well I'm in the budget of like, 1000 dollars, so would that be enough?
User avatar #111915 to #111914 - badmotorfinger (01/15/2014) [-]
I think you could manage. I would save a little more, like say 1200 just to be safe.
User avatar #111916 to #111915 - betta ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
Cool, I'm only 16 tho. I'd have to get my parents to plan out what happens, but I've been saving up for a vacation for a while. I've never been in a plane, and I really want to get the feel of... Leaving home for a while. It just sounds like it'd be looking into heaven.
#111911 to #111910 - badmotorfinger (01/15/2014) [-]
Red Rock State Park
User avatar #111867 - amberc (01/15/2014) [-]
Hey advice board... I doubt anyone can help, say anything I haven't heard before, but I will try to keep it quick.

Boyfriend killed himself about seven months ago.
Doing art therapy, at least two hours of art a day.
Basic idea is to keep my busy so I don't think about him too much.
I'm starting to realize that no amount of crafts, drawings, paintings, and sculptures is ever going to fill up that emptiness.

I don't know what else I can do.
User avatar #111873 to #111867 - ishallsmiteyou (01/15/2014) [-]
Get a dog.
User avatar #111875 to #111873 - amberc (01/15/2014) [-]
I have a cat :/ I am scared of dogs.
User avatar #111856 - heraske (01/15/2014) [-]
Can a teacher prevent a student from taking work home if the student feels he/she needs extra time to work on it and is absolutely willing to do it at home so he/she can do it more productively?
User avatar #111858 to #111856 - ihatecarltonbanks (01/15/2014) [-]
your teacher wont let you because he wants it done in a controlled environment to see what you're doing. you could easily be cheating at home. its the same reason you have to take standardized tests in the room. you cant just take your exams home and do them at your leisure.
User avatar #111859 to #111858 - heraske (01/15/2014) [-]
I don't cheat. It's grade 10 bro, most of the answers are in the book and it ain't hard to bullshit (write) something up for french. Although we all have those sport douches who cheat and make it worse for us.

This is too bad for me. I suppose if he wants mediocre work in little time (I am not going to waste my lunch hour for that), he'll get what I want, however I'm going to say he's a shit teacher in the future and make students hate him off the bat.
User avatar #111860 to #111859 - ihatecarltonbanks (01/15/2014) [-]
well in an ideal world your teacher would believe that but this isn't ideal your teacher is realistic because not cheating on work you took home would put you in a pretty small percentile of tenth graders. should you be able to take it home? sure. but is your teacher justified in his reasoning for not letting you? absolutely.
User avatar #111862 to #111860 - heraske (01/15/2014) [-]
Looks like this teacher is getting laxatives in his morning coffee then.
User avatar #111872 to #111862 - delphine (01/15/2014) [-]
Wow. I hope you don't take that approach to real life when your boss asks that you complete a task at work by a certain due date, because you won't have a job for long. For many companies, it's illegal to allow employees to do extra work outside of work without paying comp time. Think of your teacher as practice for having a boss, except a boss will be much less forgiving than a teacher if you don't complete a project by a certain deadline exactly the way they want it.
User avatar #111874 to #111872 - heraske (01/15/2014) [-]
I have a job. I've done stupider shit at this job. My strict supervisor fucking loves me. Why? Because I get shit done fast, effictively and even before the schedule for night time schedule. Why will I not bitch about a job, but will bitch and do stupid shit at school? Because I get paid to absorb bullshit. I plan on becoming an active army reservist and EMT, as there is an EMT course being offered at my school. More specifically, an ERT course.

Unlike many, I don't stand up to bullshit to degraded people who've only success has become to teach low-level subjects, and then complain about raises when the cost of living in my province is low. MY TWO FUCKING JOBS I WANT TO DO ARE SHITTY. Why? Because I'd rather do them myself then have someone else do it. Why? Because if I'm paid and motivated to do, I'll do every step. Also, fuck companies. Government jobs over companies any day of the week.
User avatar #111918 to #111874 - delphine (01/15/2014) [-]
Right now you are in school and your job is to learn and get good grades. I had some awful teachers in high school too, but they are still your teacher and it's still their job to teach you. It makes it even more difficult for them to teach when their students are acting like whiny children. Honestly, asking you to do your assignment at school instead of at home is not an unreasonable request worth being upset over. Just suck it up, do what your teacher asks, and move on with your life. In five years, this class won't have mattered anyway.
User avatar #112013 to #111918 - heraske (01/15/2014) [-]
"a paid position of regular employment.
'jobs are created in the private sector, not in Washington' "

Sorry, what was that?
User avatar #112078 to #112013 - delphine (01/16/2014) [-]
A "Job" has more than one definition, and is also defined as a task or piece of work, not necessarily for pay.

Besides, I paid for my college with the scholarships received from taking difficult classes in high school and maintaining a 4.0. Full ride scholarship to a private college for a degree in biology as long as I stuck with orchestra and maintained a 4.0 GPA. It saved me a nearly $100,000 in tuition and student loans by doing well in school. I worked hard, and it paid. Sounds like a job.
User avatar #112079 to #112078 - heraske (01/16/2014) [-]
Sounds more like you bending over.
#112080 to #112079 - delphine (01/16/2014) [-]
Some days it felt like that, especially coming out of an extremely difficult biochem exam. But I earned the job I've always wanted and am happy with life.
Some days it felt like that, especially coming out of an extremely difficult biochem exam. But I earned the job I've always wanted and am happy with life.
User avatar #112083 to #112080 - heraske (01/16/2014) [-]
what's your wage?
User avatar #111880 to #111874 - ihatecarltonbanks (01/15/2014) [-]
someday when you aren't a kid in tenth grade you will grow up and realize what an idiot you sound like for saying your teachers only success is learning to teach a low-level subject. or maybe you'll just stay ignorant, lack understanding of any concept you don't agree with, and act like a baby when someone else has a more mature outlook. either one works.
User avatar #111881 to #111880 - heraske (01/15/2014) [-]
Good thing I'm taking this from someone on the internet who has terrible grammar.

What are you, graduated from high school? Incredible!
User avatar #111886 to #111881 - misticalz (01/15/2014) [-]
"What are you, graduated from high school? Incredible!"
>Bitches about grammar.
User avatar #111857 to #111856 - heraske (01/15/2014) [-]
Or is that just a fucking dick move that a student can't validly report because they (Ministries of Education) didn't think students would actually want to take homework home?
User avatar #111847 - thehardcorechimp (01/15/2014) [-]
Why can't I thumb up other people's comments?
#111830 - sundip (01/15/2014) [-]
Hey /Advice/

I am having problems with my girlfriend.

These past few months have been hard for me. I've lost my job, I've lost some friends and my girlfriend's not making it any easier. She's constantly suicidal, always phoning me up crying her eyes out saying she wants to kill herself. She's even attempted in front of me when I decided to live with her family for a few weeks. I can't handle it anymore. I do all I can, but it just keeps happening over and over again. It's just too stressful for me, and the only time I'm happy is when I get some space from her or when she's not feeling depressed.

I'm not planning on breaking up with her, but if it ever comes to a point where I feel it's best, how would I be able to do it? How should I put it? God knows what she would do to herself. I know it's insensitive of me, but I just can't do it sometimes.
User avatar #111866 to #111830 - amberc (01/15/2014) [-]
If she won't let you help and you can't take it, there's no need to stress yourself with it. I'm really sorry about it, but I think you need to end it..
User avatar #111831 to #111830 - advicedude (01/15/2014) [-]
Unless you can give 5 reasons to stay, she's not worth it bro.

"I'm sorry, I can't do this anymore. I need time for myself with the situation I am in right now with losing my job and losing money."
#111865 to #111831 - swiggityswooty (01/15/2014) [-]
And the pussy game isn't a real reason to stay
User avatar #111822 - vladimirtod (01/14/2014) [-]
Since the brony board is stilla literal bag of dicks, and I really dont want to type out the whole story again, I'll make this brief.

Hey guys I have this problem.

Theres this chick, we're like besties, but I love her and she knows that because I told her over christmas holidays, we have kissed before and I really want to go out with her, but I just cant get the words out of my mouth.

What do?
User avatar #111854 to #111822 - mondominiman ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
Don't go to the brony board about anything. It's just a bunch of guys jizzing themselves whenever someone they know hops on. It's basically a circle jerk board.
#116035 to #111854 - Womens Study Major (02/10/2014) [-]
Dude, all we ever do is spam and shitpost

Friendly is the circlejerk not us
User avatar #116036 to #116035 - mondominiman ONLINE (02/10/2014) [-]
Friendly board was pulled now they all went over to the brony board
User avatar #111855 to #111854 - vladimirtod (01/15/2014) [-]
I only went there because I hadn't been there in a while and i thought maybe things had changed when really they got 900x worse
User avatar #111832 to #111822 - advicedude (01/15/2014) [-]
Find the right moment when you are looking into eachother's eyes and "Would you like to go out with me?"
User avatar #111823 to #111822 - vladimirtod (01/15/2014) [-]
Also how do
User avatar #111824 to #111823 - misticalz (01/15/2014) [-]
Stop talking like you're on 4chan
User avatar #111826 to #111824 - vladimirtod (01/15/2014) [-]
And I came here for advice not because I cant get it anywhere else seamingly.

like seriously.

I've asked like 3 different boards and everyone just shat on the post
User avatar #111827 to #111826 - misticalz (01/15/2014) [-]
you just have to say it.
Like if you do it over IM it makes you look bad.
If you're besties you just have to take her aside.
Once you do that you HAVE to say it any ways, or you'll look insane.
If you've already kissed how can she say no?
User avatar #111828 to #111827 - vladimirtod (01/15/2014) [-]
Yeah I've already made my decision that im not doing it over IM or text, and that I'm 100% sure going to do it in person. The only problem is how to ask her, and how to be 100% sure the words come out right without making me look like a dumbass

and the whole kiss thing happened because she has emotional problems at times and I was trying to make her feel better and it just kinda happened.
User avatar #111829 to #111828 - vladimirtod (01/15/2014) [-]
Like I've gotten some pretty good ideas from my friends but like.

If they knew this woman they would know they wouldnt work
User avatar #111825 to #111824 - vladimirtod (01/15/2014) [-]
i was making it brief
#111811 - nignogpaddywack (01/14/2014) [-]
I'm extremely depressed, stressed, and tired. What's happening to me?    
Every monday I stay in school from 6 am till 9 pm   
Tuesday is normal, but can't get any work done; too stressed/depressed   
Wednesday is some what normal except i go  back to school at 5:30 pm   
then the rest of the week is normal.   
Take this.
I'm extremely depressed, stressed, and tired. What's happening to me?
Every monday I stay in school from 6 am till 9 pm
Tuesday is normal, but can't get any work done; too stressed/depressed
Wednesday is some what normal except i go back to school at 5:30 pm
then the rest of the week is normal.
Take this.
User avatar #111861 to #111811 - ihatecarltonbanks (01/15/2014) [-]
maybe get a more consistant schedule? why stay at school for 15 hours in one day? alot of people dont even stay up that long in there day. just even things out the best you can.
User avatar #111833 to #111811 - advicedude (01/15/2014) [-]
Try workouts. Increase in testosterone could help.
User avatar #111812 to #111811 - ScottP (01/14/2014) [-]
Chemical imbalances in your body? Have you been doing anything differently recently? Try getting some exercise. That will stimulate your body and may help in reducing the stress and depression
User avatar #111804 - ferrettamer (01/14/2014) [-]
I'm building a computer and I have limited my case choices to 4. Please help me pick
User avatar #111834 to #111804 - advicedude (01/15/2014) [-]
Fractal Design Core 3000 Computer Case (FD-CA-CORE-3000) - Black - Online Only
this one.
Good ventalation, decent usb, comes with fans.
User avatar #111813 to #111804 - misticalz (01/14/2014) [-]
>Not uploading 4 images
>Giving suspicious links
fahjk u
User avatar #111815 to #111813 - ferrettamer (01/14/2014) [-]
No fuck you, don't be a pansy, just mute your computer and click them if you are that scared
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#111925 to #111793 - Womens Study Major (01/15/2014) [-]
you shouldn't be with her. if she says she doesn't have feelings for you during a fight then it's a red flag. The truth comes out when one is fighting. I would break it off asap...
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User avatar #111810 to #111793 - awesomerninjathing (01/14/2014) [-]
maybe on the cheek
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