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#79979 - anonymous (06/19/2013) [-]
How can I get this guy to leave me alone?
He keeps saying my boyfriend is a douchebag just because he's muscular and likes hip hop (whereas I like heavy metal). He's really annoying. Just because we have more in common with each other it doesn't mean i'm attracted to him for fuck's sake!
We used to be friends until he told me he liked me, but now things are really awkward... Plus he's pretty shy in public so he just sits behind his computer asking me things he'd never say in front of me and my boyfriend in real life...

what should I do?
User avatar #80001 to #79979 - nortledrones (06/19/2013) [-]
Have your boyfriend punch him?
#80041 to #80001 - anonymous (06/19/2013) [-]
i might do actually
User avatar #79997 to #79979 - makotoitou (06/19/2013) [-]
Rape him so hard he does unconscious.
#79989 to #79979 - anonymous (06/19/2013) [-]
Have your boyfriend punch him in the nads.
User avatar #79983 to #79979 - kolimm **User deleted account** (06/19/2013) [-]
talk it out over the internet
if he is really shy he rather do it that way
just tell him you don't like him and you like the guy you're dating now

it's not rocket sience dude
User avatar #79981 to #79979 - chopperdemon (06/19/2013) [-]
dump the douchebag and date the nice guy you left in the friend zone is what you should do.
#79986 to #79981 - anonymous (06/19/2013) [-]
he's in the friend zone because he's an annoying virgin who think's i'm the only girl for him...
User avatar #79987 to #79986 - kolimm **User deleted account** (06/19/2013) [-]
oi everyone here is a annoying virgin!

AND WE'RE PROUD
#79988 to #79987 - anonymous (06/19/2013) [-]
yeah but most of you aren't needy lol
User avatar #79973 - the one and only (06/19/2013) [-]
So I'm gonna try and join Airforce (in Australia) as an engineer of somesort, I heard the physical is the easiest out of all the other military places (like navy and army) but I heard the test are more diffucult (like eyesight and all that) I heard there's around 25 eyesight test, etc, if I fail, one of those that's it,

tl;dr process of joining airforce (australia)
User avatar #79976 to #79973 - kolimm **User deleted account** (06/19/2013) [-]
for what i know if you wanna fly your eyesight has to be topnotch (so no glasses fagget)

but if you want to be an engineer then it doesn't really matter if you wear glasses or not.
User avatar #80076 to #79976 - the one and only (06/20/2013) [-]
Oh okay thanks, I don't have glassess anyway and I have very good eyesight anyway (Had to when I was in the phillipines had to hunt fish for the village, etc tribal stuff etc etc etc)

but oiga, atleast I don't have to worry much, cheers bro
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User avatar #79980 to #79977 - kolimm **User deleted account** (06/19/2013) [-]
naah if you get laser eyes surgery you can follow the dream you dont have again
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User avatar #79984 to #79982 - kolimm **User deleted account** (06/19/2013) [-]
life isn't fair because you are stoopid
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User avatar #79965 - spartusee (06/19/2013) [-]
Has anybody here ever taken a high school placement test? Please respond.
User avatar #80057 to #79965 - thedudeistheman (06/19/2013) [-]
Placement test for what? My school has a couple different placement tests.
User avatar #80058 to #80057 - spartusee (06/19/2013) [-]
For going from home school too the tenth grade.
User avatar #80059 to #80058 - thedudeistheman (06/19/2013) [-]
Oh, just a general placement test.

I haven't taken one in a while. I don't remember them being too difficult.
User avatar #80012 to #79965 - advicedude (06/19/2013) [-]
What about it
User avatar #80040 to #80012 - spartusee (06/19/2013) [-]
Well how hard is it? How much of it is multiple choice?
User avatar #80092 to #80040 - advicedude (06/20/2013) [-]
Its all multiple choice. Its randomly easy and hard.
User avatar #80093 to #80092 - advicedude (06/20/2013) [-]
jk, the more you get right in a row, the harder it gets. If you get one wrong, it will get easy.
User avatar #80096 to #80093 - spartusee (06/20/2013) [-]
It's electronic? Can I use a calculator?
User avatar #80169 to #80096 - advicedude (06/20/2013) [-]
Yep. Not on the reading though if you were planning on using it then too ;)
User avatar #80355 to #80169 - spartusee (06/20/2013) [-]
Thanks, just got done and it was really easy.
User avatar #80358 to #80355 - advicedude (06/20/2013) [-]
No problemo
User avatar #79966 to #79965 - kolimm **User deleted account** (06/19/2013) [-]
people still goto highschool?
User avatar #79967 to #79966 - spartusee (06/19/2013) [-]
Tenth grade.
User avatar #79968 to #79967 - kolimm **User deleted account** (06/19/2013) [-]
i quit after my second year of school after some bitch blue balled me

i live happily ever after
User avatar #79969 to #79968 - spartusee (06/19/2013) [-]
Well what do you do now?
User avatar #79970 to #79969 - kolimm **User deleted account** (06/19/2013) [-]
starting a new game of fallout 3
User avatar #79946 - toxicskull (06/19/2013) [-]
Looking for a picture?
It's of a woman who isn't too skinny, it looks very vintage and it's normally posted when people are talking about anorexia how nowadays skinny is the new 'beautiful'
User avatar #79962 to #79946 - infamoustrapper (06/19/2013) [-]
You....didn't know it was marylin monroe? How old are you??
User avatar #80199 to #79962 - toxicskull (06/20/2013) [-]
A man can forget
User avatar #79951 to #79946 - kolimm **User deleted account** (06/19/2013) [-]
that's kinda vague
a picture of a not too skinny girl when talking about anorexia?
what's she doing? is there some text in the picture? is it real of drawn?
User avatar #79953 to #79951 - toxicskull (06/19/2013) [-]
She is wearing a white bikini on the beach
User avatar #79952 to #79951 - toxicskull (06/19/2013) [-]
It's a woman she is posing. I think the picture had something written like 'What happened to sexy?' It's real life
#79954 to #79952 - kolimm **User deleted account** (06/19/2013) [-]
This image has expired
probably not this one huh?
User avatar #79956 to #79954 - toxicskull (06/19/2013) [-]
Isn't there one with different writing? or one without text?
#79958 to #79956 - kolimm **User deleted account** (06/19/2013) [-]
This image has expired
it's marylin monroe if you need other pics
User avatar #79959 to #79958 - toxicskull (06/19/2013) [-]
awesome thanks
User avatar #79955 to #79954 - toxicskull (06/19/2013) [-]
YES!! THANK YOU
User avatar #79957 to #79955 - kolimm **User deleted account** (06/19/2013) [-]
REALLY THAT WAS IT?

alright there ya go easier then i thought
User avatar #79929 - chaosandmadness (06/19/2013) [-]
Ok. so I'm extremely freaked out right now and have no idea who to go to for help.

I seriously think I'm being stalked by the rake, or some sort of cryptid.
this isn't a joke, I'm really fucking scared, and would like some help.

a good while ago I was walking around in my house, near this big window at night, I can't remember what time, but it probably doesn't matter. in the corner of my eye I see my neighbor's motion sensor lights turn on outside their house. It caught my attention and I looked to briefly see what I thought to be something humanoid crawling away from their house.

It freaked me out, but I dispelled it as me just seeing things, after being scared out of my mind for about an hour. this was probably around ten days ago. well just a bit ago, I was sitting in my room, playing skyrim and listening to youtube videos with my window open, as my room has no AC. all of the sudden I hear this popping sound near my wall, and think I see a light out side blink briefly. I stared out my window to see if I could see anything, and I'm pretty damn sure I saw something, It's hard to describe, but it just looked like a mass of faint white, like my room light was reflecting on something outside, as It sure as hell didn't look like a reflection from my room, I was still when it passed by my window, and it was moving quite a bit.

I don't know who to get help from, I haven't been here in a while but I'm scared as fuck.

OK, I'm a rational, logical person, but I've heard and read a lot of creepy shit you can find on the internet. and I'm seriously fucking terrified, it happened maybe 25-30 minutes ago? and I have since shut my window, closed the blinds, and tried to rationalize what I saw, but I just cant.

I would really appreciate if someone would help me find concreate proof that the rake doesn't exist, as that's what is scaring the shit out of my right now. I just want to remove any idea that he cound be real. Please, I'm seriously not trolling, I'm fucking scared.
User avatar #80062 to #79929 - thedudeistheman (06/19/2013) [-]
It's a creepypasta. All creepypastas are fake.

Even if it was real, what I found about The Rake is that it just watches, and generally doesn't confront the thing it's watching. Even though that would be disturbing, it wouldn't hurt you unless you got close to it.

But it's not real, so, y'know, that's not possible.
User avatar #79992 to #79929 - ilovelsloths (06/19/2013) [-]
I think you're paranoid, but let's not state the obvious.

Maybe you're scared of something else and "the rake" is just something that is distracting you from what you're really scared of.
User avatar #79971 to #79929 - mrloverlover (06/19/2013) [-]
the rake is a creepypasta, meaning it has been deliberately made up. it was made up on 4chan in 2005 i think, and escalated from there.

it's not a myth or urban legend, which sometimes have a little proof of them being true. it's a creepypasta, and everyone knows creepypastas are make-believe horror stories, you're probably pranging out because you're tired or something, you'll feel better once you've slept
User avatar #79975 to #79971 - mrloverlover (06/19/2013) [-]
additionally, even if "the rake" was real, it's said to make a high-pitched sort of noise, not a popping sound.

randomly flashing or blinking lights can be the result of retinal detachment, and if your brain is shut off from stimulus, it will end up creating its own. you say you wear glasses, so that shows your eyes aren't working properly anyways (no offence) so there's a chance it's just your eyesight that's causing you to see the faint white, it could be your cornea being slightly misshapen. and i know it's not "a mass of faint white", but cloudy vision can be caused by cataracts.

so yeah, hope thats enough fact for you... its your eyesight giving you problems, and your brain going "lol time to freak you out" because your brain wasn't being stimulated in any other way.. kinda like your mind got bored and wanted to trick you
User avatar #79940 to #79929 - ThePhysGun (06/19/2013) [-]
Not going to write a novel in response.

If you feel genuinely threatened, take some time to assemble yourself a good set of armor. And grab a large blade-like thing.

Seriously.
User avatar #79941 to #79940 - chaosandmadness (06/19/2013) [-]
I've been hugging an ar-15 for the last hour
User avatar #79942 to #79941 - ThePhysGun (06/19/2013) [-]
If you are being stalked by a giant monster with claws bigger than your dick, you want something that isn't going to do some damage in a very small straight line.

What you can do in the mean time is screw a bunch of knives to a broomstick, then attack that to the end of a chain. Swing that shit around, everything nearby is dead.
User avatar #79944 to #79942 - chaosandmadness (06/19/2013) [-]
I question the legality of the conversation.

but I will not argue with fantastic ideas.
User avatar #79945 to #79944 - ThePhysGun (06/19/2013) [-]
A suit of plate-mail with reinforced with kevlar along with some chains/leather straps to keep the joints together, nothing can touch you.
User avatar #79947 to #79945 - chaosandmadness (06/19/2013) [-]
super glue lego's to the roof outside my window?
User avatar #79948 to #79947 - ThePhysGun (06/19/2013) [-]
By the way, the Rake isn't real.

People are discovering whole loads of shit. Hell, even mermaids are showing up more frequently. It could be a lot of things, just not the Rake.
User avatar #79949 to #79948 - chaosandmadness (06/19/2013) [-]
I kind of know that in the back of my head,

but I still can't get over how freaky and almost unnatural these two occurrences are.

I and probably going to make this knife-flail thing anyway though.
User avatar #79950 to #79949 - ThePhysGun (06/19/2013) [-]
Might want to workshop it, considering it is designed for keeping people from getting to close, not killing monsters.

Oh, could it be a Goatman? I've been hearing more of those lately.
User avatar #79934 to #79929 - kolimm **User deleted account** (06/19/2013) [-]
let me try!
well the rake is a fictional monster created by a marvelous creepypasta
really it's a good story anyone wanna read it: creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_Rake

now for you, again it's a good story A STORY.
you don't believe zombie's are real do ya? or dracula?

your mind just associates the rake with the things you just witneseed becaused it's something unclear
the most scary things are the ones we don't understand, why? because our mind finds the best match, and if you read creepypasta it will sometimes go there.


don't be afraid little timmy it's not the rake, mabye it was headlights from a car turning on and off, mabye it was a friend who's messin with ya


but it's not the rake since he's sitting beside me playing oblivion
User avatar #79935 to #79934 - chaosandmadness (06/19/2013) [-]
funny, and a good start, but I'm not asking for some nice words, I'm a person of science and facts, and would like just a FEW solid pieces of evidence that he is fake.

I've seen youtube videos and read ALL the pastas on this guy, and now I'm seriously regretting it.

the only thought I have is that the window thing might have been a reflection off of my glasses, but I'm not trying to debunk this idea right now, nor alone at night.
User avatar #79937 to #79935 - kolimm **User deleted account** (06/19/2013) [-]
you see where im going at?
User avatar #79936 to #79935 - kolimm **User deleted account** (06/19/2013) [-]
you want facts?
IT'S A FUCKING FACT THAT EVERY POST ON CREEPYPASTA IS A FAKE STORY

you say your a person of logic yet you believe stuff of the internet.
do you believe sasquatch is real? there is no evedince he isn't
do you beleive the chubacrabra is real? there is no evendence he isnt?

do you believ the rook is real? YES I SAW IT ON THE INERNET
User avatar #79927 - cycloneclone ONLINE (06/19/2013) [-]
How in hell do people or you stay awake for days on end? I can barely make it through one day with lots of caffeine, but caffeine has never effected me that much.
User avatar #80064 to #79927 - thedudeistheman (06/19/2013) [-]
It's not healthy to stay awake for days on end. At some point, you'll start hallucinating from sleep deprivation.
User avatar #80015 to #79927 - advicedude (06/19/2013) [-]
I honestly have no idea haha It's summer for me and I've been staying up till like 3am everyday and still workout the next day after maybe 6 or 7 hours of sleep.
User avatar #79931 to #79927 - kolimm **User deleted account** (06/19/2013) [-]
i use lot's of xtc to keep me awake
and i spend 20 hours in my bed checking fj
other 4 hours sleeping
User avatar #79938 to #79931 - davvi (06/19/2013) [-]
yep sounds just like you
User avatar #79939 to #79938 - kolimm **User deleted account** (06/19/2013) [-]
im living my dream
User avatar #79921 - icanpaintyay (06/19/2013) [-]
i need your help. i'm writing a 10 page process essay on how to do well in college. i only have 2 pages to go, but i ran out of ideas. there's one last topic to cover. What are some good tips or ways that help you study or get work finished?
User avatar #80065 to #79921 - thedudeistheman (06/19/2013) [-]
I'm bad with studying. When I know I have to, I just force myself to study.

As for getting work finished, I almost always just power through until it's done. Sometimes I take a five to ten minute break, but I don't do that often because it's distracting.
User avatar #80016 to #79921 - advicedude (06/19/2013) [-]
I'd love to read this when you're finished. PM me about it
User avatar #79933 to #79921 - kolimm **User deleted account** (06/19/2013) [-]
do some stuff about concetration, best place to study, make a studygroup, ask random people on advice board, and with that you'll have a page or so
#79895 - soraroxas (06/19/2013) [-]
What up funnyjunk! I have some important questions for all you lucid dreamers. 1. How can you have a lucid dream 2.can you stay stuck in the dream 3.what do i need to know to have a lucid dream
User avatar #79906 to #79895 - advicedude (06/19/2013) [-]
1.Lucid dreaming is being conscious while sleeping, which allows you to control your dream.
2.No, it's not like inception lol
3.Set an alarm to play a soft tone that will kind of wake you up but not completely. The alarm should be set to play once you are in REM sleep. Timing is different for everyone but it's mostly at 45 minutes of sleeping. Try to get a friend to watch you sleep to record when you are in REM sleep to know when your alarm should sound.
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User avatar #79943 to #79893 - ThePhysGun (06/19/2013) [-]
get crunk get dizzy
User avatar #79919 to #79893 - makotoitou (06/19/2013) [-]
Jam it in.
User avatar #79909 to #79893 - advicedude (06/19/2013) [-]
I don't think this is a good idea but if you really wanted to, just get her drunk again, or tell her how you feel.
#79960 to #79909 - dakka (06/19/2013) [-]
>tell her how you feel
#79903 to #79893 - anonymous (06/19/2013) [-]
Dat feel. But she's your cousin, in my opinion I don't think you should continue doing what you're doing. You should be happy you made out, I think that's far enough..

On a side note, she's hot
User avatar #79887 - championalder **User deleted account** (06/19/2013) [-]
if i recived a blowjob, am i still a virgin?
even though it felt awesome, i now feel bad that i'll wont see the girl again (and i only met the girl once on a camping trip) and i also feel bad i didn't do it with a girl i love. i also have went down on her.
User avatar #79912 to #79887 - advicedude (06/19/2013) [-]
It's a different opinion for everyone.
User avatar #79914 to #79912 - championalder **User deleted account** (06/19/2013) [-]
what do you think?
User avatar #79915 to #79914 - advicedude (06/19/2013) [-]
I think penis in vagina is virginity. everything else is just foreplay
User avatar #79916 to #79915 - championalder **User deleted account** (06/19/2013) [-]
yeah i wan't to wait i little bit more until i meet a girl that i truly love
User avatar #79918 to #79916 - advicedude (06/19/2013) [-]
Yeah I'm saving eating out and penisinvagina. It's the only ones I feel is worth saving.
User avatar #79890 to #79887 - championalder **User deleted account** (06/19/2013) [-]
ignore the "have" in the last statement
User avatar #79889 to #79887 - makotoitou (06/19/2013) [-]
You're Alder, you never were a virgin. Surrounded by bitches 24/7.
User avatar #79891 to #79889 - championalder **User deleted account** (06/19/2013) [-]
shit dude, it;s 11:00 pm here and i'm laughing so hard
#79885 - anonymous (06/19/2013) [-]
Hey guys.
About 2 years ago now, I met this girl I instantly clicked with. Things were pretty great from the start, and the only thing stopping me from asking her out was how little time I'd known her for. We'd discussed it many times, and she also felt that for now that was the best decision. A few months later though, she turned weird, and after a few weeks of petty arguments, she declared over text how her feelings for me were dead. What sucked so bad was that this happened just before her birthday, when I planned to ask her out.
We didn't really talk again, till about 6 months ago I had heard many conflicting opinions as to what the reason the shit before happened, but she never told me herself, despite apologising a million times We slowly got close again, and 2 weeks ago I asked her out, which she seemed delighted about But the last few days she's been acting identically to just before the text, and I'm worried she's gonna shit on me again. What do?
#79972 to #79885 - anonymous (06/19/2013) [-]
Flirt more
User avatar #79888 to #79885 - makotoitou (06/19/2013) [-]
She is going to kill you. Hiding wouldn't work, but it may stall time. Get a weapon and quick reflexes.
User avatar #79879 - blastwavegaming (06/19/2013) [-]
Like a few years back I once dreams of my current school's cafeteria. When I finally got there it was an exact likeness. This isn't asking for advice but asking if anyone else had that type of dream before?
User avatar #79883 to #79879 - advicedude (06/19/2013) [-]
Yep I've had foretelling dreams before.
User avatar #79882 to #79879 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (06/19/2013) [-]
one time I had a dream that I was in my bed masturbating

then I woke up and jizzed my pants
#79881 to #79879 - drillaz (06/19/2013) [-]
One time I dreamt I was laying on a bed playing with my android tablet.
Then I woke up and was like "No, I'm a poorfag, come on now."
A week later my mom pulls in some extra work hours and comes home with the tablet for me.

I didn't realize it was the exact same thing I saw until I layed down and did the exact same deja vu shit from my dream.
#79874 - anonymous (06/19/2013) [-]
This person I like went to camp as of sunday, she's coming back Saturday, I really like her, what can I do to welcome her back?
#79878 to #79874 - darthbrofist (06/19/2013) [-]
Call 'em and ask them if they wanna hang out or something, take it slow.
#79837 - huntergriff ONLINE (06/19/2013) [-]
...i called a friend of mine a fuckin' playstation fanboy over xbox live and he mutes me, yet...when he fuckin' starts randomly calling me an xbox fanboy, a fag, and tons of other demeaning shit, it's fine...
User avatar #79865 to #79837 - advicedude (06/19/2013) [-]
Just be a bro and let him be who he is, unless you don't like it, then just have him realize his mistakes.
#79849 to #79837 - anonymous (06/19/2013) [-]
Sorry but you're kind of being a whinny bitch here. You insulted him first, even if playfully, and he retaliated. Work it out with him in real life, because there's nothing better than face-to-face communication. Or find yourself some new friends. What are you 12?

~Anon
User avatar #79850 to #79849 - huntergriff ONLINE (06/19/2013) [-]
19 actually, but still, guess you're right.
User avatar #79840 to #79837 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (06/19/2013) [-]
You can mute him
User avatar #79843 to #79840 - huntergriff ONLINE (06/19/2013) [-]
eh, i would, but then he'd nag me nonstop later..guy lives down the street from me.
User avatar #79846 to #79843 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (06/19/2013) [-]
Tell him you're going afk in the middle of a game, go over to his house, ring the bell, and when he comes to open, bitchslap him.
#79838 to #79837 - anonymous (06/19/2013) [-]
What do you want us to do about it
User avatar #79842 to #79838 - huntergriff ONLINE (06/19/2013) [-]
nothing. i mean am i the one being a prick though?
User avatar #79862 to #79842 - teoberry ONLINE (06/19/2013) [-]
ya
#79829 - anonymous (06/18/2013) [-]
there's this girl I had a long distance relationship with and she acted being suicidal and eventually told me she was lying and that I was a waste of space. finally, a year later, she contacted me through skype and is showing huge signs of interest.

Anonymous so she doesn't see this on my profile.
#80743 to #79829 - anonymous (06/22/2013) [-]
She did that to me to and stopped talking to me all of a sudden after being really kind... I tried to be as nice and as close to her as possible but she stopped talking to me
User avatar #79924 to #79829 - amissingmouse (06/19/2013) [-]
Woah, pivotmasterdm.
No. I'm not interested in you. I've changed, but I am not interested in you. To be honest, I'm more interested in improving myself at the moment.
Sorry to do this in public? I 'unno.
User avatar #79866 to #79829 - advicedude (06/19/2013) [-]
Long distance relationships usually fall through. I'm sorry but all mine have and I've had a lot. Take it from me.
#79848 to #79829 - anonymous (06/19/2013) [-]
Don't do it bro. She called you a waste of space and lied to you big time. That's a problem. There are 3.5 billion other women in the world. you can knock off 0.5 billion for the lesbians, and anther 2 billion for the one's that aren't "age appropriate" or you have no common interests with. That's a billion left. Minus this one girl you still have 999,999,999 possible lady's to pick from. I know these are bullshit statistics, but I'm trying my best here buddy!

~Anon
#79836 to #79829 - prominant (06/19/2013) [-]
You're fucking whipped mate
User avatar #79834 to #79829 - dingdongsingsong (06/19/2013) [-]
Don't do it, not worth it, move on let her know you're not interested which you shouldn't be.
#79833 to #79829 - anonymous (06/19/2013) [-]
is the girl amissingmouse?
User avatar #79868 to #79833 - misticalz (06/19/2013) [-]
Probably.
User avatar #79926 to #79868 - amissingmouse (06/19/2013) [-]
I think so, but I'm not interested. Was just being kind towards him.
User avatar #79863 to #79833 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (06/19/2013) [-]
amissingmouse, is it?
User avatar #79925 to #79863 - amissingmouse (06/19/2013) [-]
Apparently?
#79830 to #79829 - anonymous (06/18/2013) [-]
Also she claims to have changed
#79827 - shrekstesticles (06/18/2013) [-]
Guys, my girlfriend and i are thirsty, any idea on where I can make out and possibly get a handy/finger her? I don't have a car unfortunately, and no where private, so that's why I'm asking you guys. Any ideas? Also preferably not the movie theatre since my older brother works there.
User avatar #79861 to #79827 - fuckya ONLINE (06/19/2013) [-]
First get a drink of water.
Then a bathroom, (preferably a library bathroom, it tends to be cleaner). Or be a douche like me, and do it at a friends house.
#79845 to #79827 - anonymous (06/19/2013) [-]
A bathroom with only one toilet and a lock on the door

~Anon
User avatar #79831 to #79827 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (06/19/2013) [-]
a different movie theater
in an alley
a bathroom
in some secluded area in the park
in the forest
#79793 - anonymous (06/18/2013) [-]
Hey. So finally i'm returning home after my final year at school. I'm pretty pumped to see me family, but my dad is furious that I didn't find any part time job while I was at school. I didn't borrow any money from my parants but they offered some support to my final year and I said they don't have to but they insisted. I said I will pay them back and they accepted but now when I talked to my brother it seems my dad is pretty mad. What should I do? When my dad is angry he's pretty intimidating and he also said he don't want me home at all. I and my brother are planing on moving out together in august but I have to stay home until then. What can I do to ease the anger he has towards me?
User avatar #79796 to #79793 - foaly (06/18/2013) [-]
Avoid him, if he's pissed at you for not getting a part-time job then don't ask him for money and when you do get enough samosas- move out so you can play videya in peace.
#79797 to #79796 - anonymous (06/18/2013) [-]
what is videya?
User avatar #79799 to #79797 - foaly (06/18/2013) [-]
video games.
#79801 to #79799 - anonymous (06/18/2013) [-]
I rarely play video games
User avatar #79802 to #79801 - foaly (06/18/2013) [-]
why? Lack of funds? bad at it? not enough time?
#79807 to #79802 - anonymous (06/18/2013) [-]
bad at it
User avatar #79808 to #79807 - foaly (06/18/2013) [-]
Me too.
User avatar #79787 - mrgilly (06/18/2013) [-]
I'm downloading some mp4 video files, and the size I'm downloading is 764 MB. One of the comments under the source says they're getting 500 MB files when they thought they should only be getting 300 MB files.

I don't computer well, so am I doing this right?
#79806 to #79787 - anonymous (06/18/2013) [-]
bad at it
#79792 to #79787 - odio (06/18/2013) [-]
omg watch out ur getting virusd
omg watch out ur getting virusd
User avatar #79789 to #79787 - kolimm **User deleted account** (06/18/2013) [-]
are you downloading it in a higher quality?
User avatar #79790 to #79789 - mrgilly (06/18/2013) [-]
From the looks of it, they're all 1080p, but two comments are the reason for my concern. The first was someone saying that their 386 MB downloads for one episode were a lot bigger than they expected, and the owner said that 300-500 MB downloads were normal.
User avatar #79791 to #79790 - kolimm **User deleted account** (06/18/2013) [-]
then i won't do it
i would go to another source
#79783 - infamoustrapper (06/18/2013) [-]
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User avatar #79786 to #79783 - akamrhood (06/18/2013) [-]
Long live the King and his Queens!
User avatar #79785 to #79784 - kolimm **User deleted account** (06/18/2013) [-]
you finally one of us
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