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#180307 - confusedasian (04/06/2015) [-]
I won't mess it up this time. Wish me luck sugoi.
User avatar #180308 to #180307 - sugoi (04/06/2015) [-]
I berieve!
#180309 to #180308 - confusedasian (04/06/2015) [-]
I did it.
Smash Mouth - I'm a Believer (Lyrics) (Shrek) I did it.
#180313 to #180309 - sugoi (04/06/2015) [-]
I knew you could do it!
I knew you could do it!
User avatar #180299 - larsfillmore (04/06/2015) [-]
I applied at Hyvee and they usually hire people like me so i hope this works out
The deadline to apply for this position just closed today so does anyone have an idea of when they usually call people back for this?
User avatar #180297 - fukinitech (04/06/2015) [-]
hey fj, its fukinitech. I've been an avid weed smoker for a couple years now, but i am going to cut cold turkey. I feel like it's been affecting the way I talk i talk with a deep voice and slur my words alot, and also forget what im talking about midsentence and i feel like it would be good for me. I'm a junior at High School ik smoking in high school is bad for a developing brain and i feel if i stop smoking i can work at my full potential. When I think my thoughts are cloudy and its hard to get out what I want to say because I don't know what to say. I want to know, how long will it take for me to feel back to normal? As in when will my thoughts not be cloudy, when will i be able to not talk like a tard, and things like that. and again, I don't have anything against weed, I just feel like I would be better off without it
#180295 - Common Pepe (04/06/2015) [-]
Some friend of mine liked me a long time ago. At that time it wasn't mutual.

Then she got a bf. 3 years later she has left him and I think I like her. She has little success with guys and low self-steem. So I thought me hitting on her should be something easy and fun as we are friends since long ago. Lately we've been talking in a more affectionate way.

Instead of that, the last time I tried to flirt with her she said something like "Ok, stop that xD". When confronted about why, she only told me that she's "Sensitive" and when I wanted her to elaborate, she interrupted the conversation because "she didn't want to talk about it".

I'm kind of irritated because she won't explain what's the problem. I'm not gonna get angry if she doesn't like me back, but shit excuses when I flirt with her make me mad when we are all the time with "<3" and shits like that.

Should I stop being affectionate with her? What should I do? I want her to realise I didn't like her decision to just keep whatever the problem is to herself.
User avatar #180333 to #180295 - hirollin (04/06/2015) [-]
Well if you date you'd be dealing with shit like that all the time. Dealing with someone who has no idea what they want is annoying as shit. The relationship equivalent of working in retail.
Also she said stop. So..
User avatar #180327 to #180295 - notred ONLINE (04/06/2015) [-]
If somebody tells you to stop then you stop. They don't have to give you a reason.
User avatar #180293 - sineztro (04/06/2015) [-]
hey guys what is the balanced equation for C6H1206+ C2H60 -> CO2+H20?
User avatar #180312 to #180293 - sugoi (04/06/2015) [-]
I don't think your equation is possible to balance unless you add more oxygen so it'll be like.

C6H1206 + C2H6O + O10 => 8CO2 + 9H2O
User avatar #180317 to #180312 - sineztro (04/06/2015) [-]
Yeah turns out I forgot the O2 so it was easier to balance and I balanced but thank you anyways
#180292 - Common Pepe (04/06/2015) [-]
User avatar #180287 - thumbsdenied (04/05/2015) [-]
I get nausea alot, what helps prevent nausea?
User avatar #180290 to #180287 - confusedasian (04/05/2015) [-]
Staying away from things that make you nauseous.
User avatar #180294 to #180290 - thumbsdenied (04/06/2015) [-]
Kinda have to agree with that.

Just been jumping from ok to sickly in the past few days, and i dont know whats causing it. Got sick from drinking soda, got sick from sound, video, laying down, colors, closed my eyes and that made me nauseos.

maybe im just dehydrated, since water makes me feel great for few minutes. Just not thirsty.
User avatar #180286 - womanexplain (04/05/2015) [-]
I give up
User avatar #180298 to #180286 - fukinitech (04/06/2015) [-]
you gotta have more confidence in yourself man, when you feel like you're about to quit, remember why you started. If you fail one time, don't let it deter you, keep going at it until you got what you fought for man! I don't want to hear any more of this " I give up" shit.
Best Nike Find Your Greatness Commercial -  The Jogger that boy in the commercial lost 32 pounds, he probably thought he wanted to give up alot but he didn't because he knew he could do it. I know you can do it too, womanexplain, just don't give up on yourself!
User avatar #180300 to #180298 - womanexplain (04/06/2015) [-]
I lost 60lbs and I still want to give up
User avatar #180301 to #180300 - fukinitech (04/06/2015) [-]
whats got you stumped man?
User avatar #180303 to #180301 - womanexplain (04/06/2015) [-]
Certain people I used to care about not caring about me at all, and forgetting I exist, whilst I'm left to pick up the pieces.
User avatar #180304 to #180303 - fukinitech (04/06/2015) [-]
I've been in the same position, maybe different circumstances but in the same boat. People will come and go throughout your whole life, the only person that's going to be their for you is you. If those people aren't bright enough to not want you in their life, that's their fault, not yours. If they don't make time to talk to you then they don't deserve your time. Womanexplain, tomorrow, when you go to school, work, wherever you go, i want you to put yourself out their and talk to people you don't or rarely talk to, I found making new friends really helped me when I felt what you're feeling. I hope this is the kind of advice you need or where looking for.
User avatar #180305 to #180304 - womanexplain (04/06/2015) [-]
I'm on holidays and I have social anxiety which means that I can't go up to people and talk to them.
I recently lost 2 friends too due to one of them being unreasonable.
I was only able to befriend them because I had known the unreasonable one from childhood.
I'm screwed basically.
User avatar #180310 to #180305 - fukinitech (04/06/2015) [-]
i really hope you get over your social anxiety my man, ik I don't know you at all, but i was in your shoes once and i don't want anyone to feel the way i felt, your potential is unlimited my man, you just need to tap it
User avatar #180306 to #180305 - fukinitech (04/06/2015) [-]
listen i have social anxiety, you need to conquer your fear and talk to people. Please do it, when i got over my social anxiety and awkwardness i felt 100x better, it all starts with having confidence in yourself. I know how you feel "what if i say something stupid and people don't like me for it" don't go in with that mindset. If you notice they're wearing a shirt with your favorite band, say something about that. If you don't talk, people will feel you're weird and that you don't like them, but people will open up to you if you do the same. I don't know if you like rap, but just listening to this song when I was feeling down on myself made me feel better about myself.
Kendrick Lamar - i (Audio)
User avatar #180302 to #180301 - womanexplain (04/06/2015) [-]
try try try always fail y'know
User avatar #180296 to #180286 - braveblue (04/06/2015) [-]
What'd you give up on?
User avatar #180289 to #180286 - hirollin (04/05/2015) [-]
Make a guide on getting women.
Where to go to meet woman of type xyz
How to approach xyz, what would make xyz tick, etc etc. Make it a sticky. Watch as neckbeards sing your praises and topical discussion is discussed topicaly.
#180285 - Common Pepe (04/05/2015) [-]
I post this on the other on something funny, the next day someone thumb this down.   
so i thought i should thumb down every other comment that was near this one, to make it look like some troll just trolled right through.    
so that next time some looked at the comment section of where others were, you would think a troll went through.    
lol i have the last laugh
I post this on the other on something funny, the next day someone thumb this down.
so i thought i should thumb down every other comment that was near this one, to make it look like some troll just trolled right through.
so that next time some looked at the comment section of where others were, you would think a troll went through.

lol i have the last laugh
#180283 - Common Pepe (04/05/2015) [-]
How do I get rid of wart?
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#180280 to #180278 - Common Pepe (04/05/2015) [-]
I use my friends as personal writing coaches. They give me an idea to write about and a deadline to complete it. This helps me write under pressure and it makes a pretty good exercise.
With writing a full length story, I suggest do the same thing. Have your friends set a date in which you write a chapter and then show it to them. This is also a good way for them to critic your writing.
#180281 to #180280 - Common Pepe (04/05/2015) [-]
If you don't have any friends, us someone from funnyjunk.
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#180266 - Common Pepe (04/05/2015) [-]
What do you guys think of girls in granny panties? I wear normal panties too, but god damnit granny panties are comfy af.
If you were in a long term with a girl, would you care if she wore them to sleep in etc?
#180282 to #180266 - Common Pepe (04/05/2015) [-]
ehhh i use that kind of underwear when i'm on my period so i never really think of them as something sexy, nor would i think a guy would.
User avatar #180276 to #180266 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (04/05/2015) [-]
they look alright if you have a nice ass
#180275 to #180266 - Common Pepe (04/05/2015) [-]
I feel ya.

I don't wear them out of the house because they look like diapers. But I wear them all the time at home or when I'm going to bed. I've noticed that if I wear a over-sized tee to cover them up while you're wearing them, most guys you're with won't care.
As long as you other kinds of panties, I say don't sweat it. Wear what feels comfortable.
#180274 to #180266 - Common Pepe (04/05/2015) [-]
think granny panties are generally considered a once in a blue moon kind of panties. they are the kind of panties you wear when you know there isn't the slightest chance that anyone is going to see them. as for guys, as long as they arent gross and grody like grannie panties usually are he won't care, as he would probably just take them off immediately so he doesn't have to look at them .
#180269 to #180266 - confusedasian (04/05/2015) [-]
Eh. Looks aight. Don't really care.
User avatar #180265 - sineztro (04/05/2015) [-]
Posting this on tech board too, My K705 keyboard has a sticky key (only one key is sticky) cant dissaseemble it and I got to clean it how do?
#180270 to #180265 - confusedasian (04/05/2015) [-]
Damn, you must be really accurate with cum shots to only have one sticky key.
Damn, you must be really accurate with cum shots to only have one sticky key.
User avatar #180262 - mondamini (04/05/2015) [-]
So lately my hangovers have been getting weird. Before if i didn't drink too much I'd feel a lil sick before to going to bed and wake up feeling generally fine. If I drank a fair amount I'd sleep like a baby and feel like shit for most of the morning and maybe some of the afternoon.

But now they're getting longer and worse. No matter how much I drink I feel horrible for at least a day. Drinking an average amount has me feeling ill for about 1-2 days, and drinking a large amount leaves me ill for 1-3 days.

The initial headache usually goes away within the morning, but it is the feeling that I'm about to throw up that remains for a couple of days or more. I usually drink cider and/or vodka with mixers but I'm not sure if an allergy would cause these effects.

Anyone encountered anything like this before or got any tips? Was thinking of only drinking beer next time ew and see if I still get these weird symptoms.
User avatar #180339 to #180262 - fladen (04/06/2015) [-]
try drinking water when your drinking alcohol. it can be your body is just dehydrated and you wake up in the morning feeling sick. always works for me. the days i dont drink water i feel a headache/wanting to throw up the next day but if i have a bottle or 2 and stay hydrated i feel pretty good the next day.
User avatar #180263 to #180262 - lawuser (04/05/2015) [-]
I'd say yeah, go for the beer or at least beverages with lower alchohol percentages. I rarely have major hangovers, but I also mainly drink beer, but that might be biology rather than beer itself.
User avatar #180267 to #180261 - womanexplain (04/05/2015) [-]
blocked pribs
#180268 to #180267 - logickid (04/05/2015) [-]
Yeah she isn't in my friends list anymore
I didn't even say anything
I told her "If your mom is being ignorant then just ignore her."
Then she got mad so I said sorry and she still blocked me...
And I was going to give her something on monday.
User avatar #180273 to #180268 - womanexplain (04/05/2015) [-]
If she's being a bitch, don't associate with her.
#180246 - Common Pepe (04/05/2015) [-]
ARE YOU CREATIVE? THEN I need help, fast!

I'm going to a party in a couple of hours and the theme is "twins". I have to dress up as something tthat has to do with twins.

I have to do it alone, could be like bringing a mirror and pointing at it, that's my twin but that's lame...
User avatar #180271 to #180246 - drastronomy (04/05/2015) [-]
buy beef

stitch to shirt

woo siamese twins
User avatar #180264 to #180246 - sineztro (04/05/2015) [-]
if you still haven't gone and have time to do this sew two halves of a shirt and two halves of pants together so you can say me and my twin are one
User avatar #180260 to #180246 - marinepenguin (04/05/2015) [-]
Tape a fetus to your head or something. Siamese twins.
User avatar #180254 to #180246 - durkadurka (04/05/2015) [-]
Small mirror attached to your shirt? Everyone else is now your twin?

User avatar #180252 to #180246 - foreveranonymous ONLINE (04/05/2015) [-]
Wear the same shirt twice
Be your own twin
#180249 to #180246 - confusedasian (04/05/2015) [-]
Dress up in funeral clothing.   
&quot;My twin died at birth.&quot;
Dress up in funeral clothing.

"My twin died at birth."
#180230 - notred ONLINE (04/05/2015) [-]
I asked out a co-worker and got her number. I've had experience with girls, but not the way that actually involves a relationship I guess? Like fucking and leaving basically.

I don't really wanna fuck this up either. Ideas for a first date location?

I wanted to do coffee or dinner or something. Dinner seems pushy though. I'm open to ideas though.

I used to know her well as a kid and she used to be one of my good friends.
#180320 to #180230 - thebestpieever ONLINE (04/06/2015) [-]
I thought you were a big homo gay.
User avatar #180321 to #180320 - notred ONLINE (04/06/2015) [-]
I like girls too.
User avatar #180325 to #180322 - notred ONLINE (04/06/2015) [-]
I don't really know what she is doing now tho. I asked her to a resturant on our days off and she isn't responding which is weird because she really seemed to enjoy they idea.

God danm. Hopefully she is just sleeping on it or something.
User avatar #180326 to #180325 - notred ONLINE (04/06/2015) [-]
User avatar #180247 to #180230 - braveblue (04/05/2015) [-]
Just take her out for coffee and block your crazy lunatic friend in the comments or get a room, I'm tired of you guys fighting on here but it's pretty entertaining I guess.
User avatar #180253 to #180247 - notred ONLINE (04/05/2015) [-]
Blocking her doesn't stop her from commenting. I was thinking of doing a local resturant .
User avatar #180255 to #180253 - braveblue (04/05/2015) [-]
Yeah if you did anything in the past with her you could always do that again. Also you should just ignore your crazy lunatic friend in the comments, no sense in feeding a troll or giving someone attention that you shouldn't.
#180256 to #180255 - notred ONLINE (04/05/2015) [-]
I was thinking about doing a bar/resturant that is in town. It's pretty relaxed and the food is good too. If she wants a beer then there ya go.

I'm pretty fucking nervous about it to be honest. She has become like an 9/10 and still has the personality I really like.

Also, last time I seen her, we were 13. So I feel like her tastes of what she likes to do has changed.
User avatar #180258 to #180256 - braveblue (04/05/2015) [-]
Alright well do what ever you think is best, usually the first thing that pops into your head works the best. Haha don't get too nervous about it, i'm sure everything will work out for you. Good luck man.
#180259 to #180258 - notred ONLINE (04/05/2015) [-]
Usually I'm not this nervous. I'm just excited about it.
User avatar #180231 to #180230 - womanexplain (04/05/2015) [-]
take her out for lunch somewhere quiet
User avatar #180235 to #180231 - notred ONLINE (04/05/2015) [-]
Yeah I could of figured that much.
User avatar #180237 to #180235 - womanexplain (04/05/2015) [-]
Also I know you work entry level, but come on, it's could have*
#180238 to #180237 - notred ONLINE (04/05/2015) [-]
Just like how you should of used a semi colon. For example "Also I know you work entry level, but come on; it's could have." You also missed a period.

If you're going to be like that then don't be retarded about it.
#180239 to #180238 - womanexplain (04/05/2015) [-]
I don't bother with punctuation when I'm online, for obvious reasons (I don't have to), but at least I can use words correctly. You did it again by the way, it's should have*,
I put in a period just for you.
#180240 to #180239 - Common Pepe (04/05/2015) [-]
Oh look, you're being a bitch again. What a surprise...
User avatar #180242 to #180240 - womanexplain (04/05/2015) [-]
User avatar #180236 to #180235 - womanexplain (04/05/2015) [-]
Well then you don't need to ask do you
#180241 to #180236 - Common Pepe (04/05/2015) [-]
Bitch, I'm not the guy who asked. I just think it's funny how you admit you can't take advice and don't have any of your own shit together but you'll nitpick grammar and then say you don't need to use proper grammar yourself. It's hilarious honestly.
#180251 to #180241 - confusedasian (04/05/2015) [-]
Someone's feisty today.
Someone's feisty today.
User avatar #180243 to #180241 - womanexplain (04/05/2015) [-]
Miku pls
I nitpick grammar to piss him off, I don't honestly care.
Jeez anon what's up yours today?
User avatar #180224 - mondominiman (04/05/2015) [-]
I love cons and while they're fun during the day by yourself it kinda sucks to go back to your room at night while everyone else is partying and/or drinking because you're too much of a antisocial retard to get friendly with someone and try to find parties.
User avatar #180257 to #180224 - hirollin (04/05/2015) [-]
just buy some booze buy a red solo cup and talk to people. no one will care as long as you bought booze.
#180250 to #180224 - confusedasian (04/05/2015) [-]
Crash a party and bring a shit ton of pizza rolls. No one will care that you came in uninvited, pizza rolls.
Crash a party and bring a shit ton of pizza rolls. No one will care that you came in uninvited, pizza rolls.
User avatar #180229 to #180224 - youngneil ONLINE (04/05/2015) [-]
Just find somebody's alcohol and start drinking it. You'll become social soon enough, and people will love you.
User avatar #180217 - adrilazzaro ONLINE (04/05/2015) [-]
i think i got food poisoning today at a chinese buffet (ate way too much aswell) just threw up all over my sink. stinks horribly and idk how to get it to move down the sink, its just stuck there
User avatar #180233 to #180217 - womanexplain (04/05/2015) [-]
Try using something long and thin, like a pencil or something to poke the blockage to unclog it, unless you're prepared to reach in.
I've had to do that before, it's nasty.
User avatar #180225 to #180217 - mondominiman (04/05/2015) [-]
Pour water of if that don't work then you're just gonna have to scoop it out.
#180218 to #180217 - confusedasian (04/05/2015) [-]
&gt;ate way too much    
I'm no construction worker, but I'm pretty sure it's not food poisoning that's making you puke.
>ate way too much

I'm no construction worker, but I'm pretty sure it's not food poisoning that's making you puke.
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