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#211707 - warofsodom
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(04/21/2016) [-]
Hey, I'm going back over to Finland soon, and I noticed on my last visit my language skills have dropped since last time. Can any lovely Finn's help me with speaking Finnish, or give some advice?
#211712 to #211707 - nonbenderinlife
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(04/21/2016) [-]
if you want to enhance your vocabulary use memrise. I've been using it myself and its great for learning new words but it doesnt help you with learning how to speak yourself.
#211695 - vorarephilia
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(04/21/2016) [-]
My lucky penny rolled into an electrical socket, can I borrow a fork to get it out with?
#211706 to #211695 - dreygur
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(04/21/2016) [-]
Terrible idea. A fork is wide and clunky, bad to get anything with. Try using a piece of copper wire instead.
#211694 - iliekcereal
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(04/21/2016) [-]
today i got formally diagnosed with adhd, although it's something that me and my therapist have been discussing for a couple weeks. i just got a prescription today but i won't be able to get it filled until this weekend and it won't fully start working until two weeks after i take it. i have a big exam friday that i'm really struggling to study for. is it reasonable for me to request to take it sometime next week instead?
#211696 to #211694 - vorarephilia
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(04/21/2016) [-]
What did you get?
#211697 to #211696 - iliekcereal
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(04/21/2016) [-]
on the exam? it's not until friday
#211698 to #211697 - vorarephilia
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(04/21/2016) [-]
No the perscription
#211699 to #211698 - iliekcereal
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(04/21/2016) [-]
wellbutrin. he said it would simultaneously treat my depression and adhd
#211799 to #211699 - averagewhitekid
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(04/23/2016) [-]
Wellbutrin is tite, just make sure you watch for side effects.
#211700 to #211699 - vorarephilia
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(04/21/2016) [-]
Ah, that makes better sense. antidepressants take time to get moving, while straight stimulants for ADHD take time to go away and hit like a train.

I'd say that it depends on how far through life you've come without help. If you're up to college now and have done ok on most tests, then go for it.
#211703 to #211700 - iliekcereal
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(04/21/2016) [-]
i'm in college now. the adhd symptoms have been mildly present for most of my life but came on really strongly at some point in the last couple years. it's been an immense stress for me to do even okay in college, and i know i'm capable of a lot more than that. i just feel like i'm not going to be prepared for this exam
#211704 to #211703 - vorarephilia
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(04/21/2016) [-]
Then ask for a delay, if they say no, then accept it.

I got diagnosed in third grade, which was good, but it later evolved into OCD, which isn't.
#211689 - jaytothadee
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(04/21/2016) [-]
ok my friends got a shit ton of pot... Its legal here. I don't want to smoke. Like at all. I want a summer job. two of my friends said they won't do it unless I do it. I don't want to ruin their good time. What do I do?
#211816 to #211689 - icefried
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(04/23/2016) [-]
Don't do it then.
They're just being dicks, and if they really want to smoke they'll smoke.

Never let anyone pressure you into drugs, you'll have a bad time.
#211691 to #211689 - foreveranonymous
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(04/21/2016) [-]
"...they won't do it unless I do it"
Don't let them guilt you into it if you don't want to do it. As friends they should understand. If they REALLY wanna smoke they can do it themselves. Be firm if you need to, especially considering it sounds like you quite seriously do not want to smoke.
#211692 to #211691 - jaytothadee
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(04/21/2016) [-]
I really really dont want to. So I guess I just won't. Even if I become a buzz kill or something. I really need a summer job and I have an interview in two weeks.
#211693 to #211692 - foreveranonymous
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(04/21/2016) [-]
Be a buzzkill, bro. A job, experience, and $$$ in your pocket is way more important than weed.
Good luck on your interview, my dude
#211687 - pianoasis ONLINE
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(04/21/2016) [-]
guilt. regret. loathing. glutton for punishment. guilt. guilt. regret. possible homosexual motives. guilt. no he was definitely seducing me first. guilt. complete lack of confidence. short sightedness. guilt. regret.
#211688 to #211687 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(04/21/2016) [-]
#211686 - aliennova
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(04/21/2016) [-]
I just spent over 20 minutes writing/rewriting my situation here and I came to a conclusion myself.

Remember people, explain the situation to yourself. It could give you the answer.
#211678 - jonandstuff
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(04/21/2016) [-]
Okay so, any of you know where I can get season 4 of star wars the clone wars? PB has a full collection but only 2 seeders and I have shit internet. I had them all on my drive in the past, but they are missing. I have 1,2, and 3, but need help getting the rest. Please FJ, you're my only hope.
#211668 - joshlol
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(04/20/2016) [-]
the bad thoughts are back
#211741 to #211668 - dehumanizer ONLINE
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(04/22/2016) [-]
#211714 to #211668 - thumbfortrump
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(04/21/2016) [-]
What thoughts?
#211679 to #211668 - pianoasis
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#211670 to #211668 - redandgreen
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(04/20/2016) [-]
Go out with friends, it'll take your mind off things.
#211671 to #211670 - joshlol
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(04/20/2016) [-]
>friends
#211672 to #211671 - redandgreen
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(04/20/2016) [-]
Is there nobody you can talk to? If you're in uni they might have free counselling services.
#211673 to #211672 - joshlol
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(04/20/2016) [-]
im not
#211674 to #211673 - redandgreen
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(04/20/2016) [-]
You could try here

www.mind.org.uk/
#211661 - leafonthewind
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(04/20/2016) [-]
Good way to get credible sources for a college level research paper?
I've written an entire rough draft, just need to polish it off to final quality before tomorrow
any help would really be appreciated
#211666 to #211661 - anon
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(04/20/2016) [-]
books.
#211664 to #211661 - focalanemo
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(04/20/2016) [-]
Google scholar
Databases used by your college.
Known news sites like "The Guardian"
#211675 to #211664 - leafonthewind
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(04/20/2016) [-]
I've been using my libraries database and an old textbook, just listing sources from the back

its going alright so far
#211662 to #211661 - anon
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(04/20/2016) [-]
wikipedia.
#211660 - Churd ONLINE
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(04/20/2016) [-]
anyone have an opinion on the Gibson Les Paul Studio? Thinking about buying a used one for $700.
#211683 to #211660 - jonandstuff
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(04/21/2016) [-]
Also I feel the need to mention, if you are serious about getting a Gibson, don't go cheap. You may want to fucking tear it up on one now, but it might be more worth your while to save up about 1.5k and then look for a used one. Rather than just getting a pretty good used one for cheaper. Gibson's are like Lamborghini's to me, if you are going to buy one, you might as well spend a little more to get all the fancy addons.
#211680 to #211660 - jonandstuff
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(04/21/2016) [-]
I personally am a Fender man, however I do have a Gibson custom shop Les Paul with a sweet silver burst. A lot of things matter when buying a Gibson, one paint chip (Unless it is like Slash's or some other famous rockers) can take the value down crazy high amounts. No paperwork? Another price deduction. What are the insides like. What paint job does it have? Has the bridge been taken care of or has it been broken and glued (Happened to my buddy, bought a used one online. Thing was re glued, still works great, but a professional buyer would never take it.). Is the source reputable? Like is it a store like guitar center, or a craigs list type deal? My Les Paul was around 2k used, but still in perfect condition, so I can probably help you out if you want to know if you are being raw dogged or not.
#211669 to #211660 - fuzzybutt
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(04/20/2016) [-]
Ignore other post.

My brother has the Epiphone version which is only about $300 and that sounds pretty great, nice clean tone. Never tried it with distortion though so depends what you want to do with it.

It's a nice guitar but $700 isn't TOO far off of a new one, so make sure it's in decent condition. From what I can tell they're fairly sturdily built anyway so it should be fine.
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#211659 - westernphilosophy
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(04/20/2016) [-]
>>#211325,

The wound, or should i say scar, is starting to get a tiny bit swollen.
Should I worry now?
#211676 to #211659 - anon
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(04/21/2016) [-]
how swollen? seems pretty normal to me, but im not a doctor.
#211705 to #211676 - westernphilosophy
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(04/21/2016) [-]
Only a little, but it's noticeable for me. The swollen-ness makes it so I can't bend it as much as before.
#211656 - anon
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(04/20/2016) [-]
i have two jobs available, one at a home improvement store that i thought i quit, but the manager said "no". or one at a retail store unloading merchandise. The home improvement store pays a little better 2 dollars over minimum wage, however, there is heavy lifting that if done over a short period of time could fuck my back up more than it already is. The retail one is minimum wage and the hours are shitty as fuck, i get like 7 hours a week tops. im also afraid that the HI store is going to fire me after 1-2 Mos considering im Seasonal/Temporary, paired with the fact that i am not happy working 50 hours a week with days that that are 1:30-10:30 followed by days that are 5:30am-2:30pm, that leaves me with 5 hours of sleep, i cant go on 5 hours of sleep. The reason i fear that they are going to fire me, is because i told the manager i wasnt happy working 50 hours and she told me "you're Temporary, so of course you can work those hours." and wasnt open for further talking about the hours, i could see that i wasnt going to make progress trying to negotiate my hours down. So i "quit" and went in to get my lock from my locker four days later and they asked "where were you" and i explained that i thought i was straightforward when i said that i wanted to resign, and they said "okay we will bring your hours down, we dont want to lose you.". so what do i do?
#211653 - anon
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(04/20/2016) [-]
This world is a prison made to contain me. Why? What power have I that incites fear and love to shackle and draw me to a place called home that bears all but the intimacy of other minds. I have no home, yet I do not wander. Is this that forsaken world of limbo, that place between living and dying that knows neither to be true? Nay I still have a will that's free but it do feel like one wishes that to be my destination.

Why you, that unseen hand, do so wish to urge justice forward like an old woman in a busy crosswalk? As much as you understand, there be none wiser than the justice of lady nature en vitro. Spared me, she has, yet in her ruse threshes the hulk of my youthful soul in a spectacle of my forebearers. I have no home, so please, don't let the door hit you on your way out.
#211657 to #211653 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(04/20/2016) [-]
is that metallica
#211648 - anon
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(04/20/2016) [-]
anon because fuck u

Im angry, im so fucking angry. i dont even know why. i am angry at myself and everyone around me. there is nothing specific to hate but when I’m like this any little thing can receive my utmost hate. most of all i hate being angry like this, it sounds stupid but I’m angry at the fact that I’m angry, and even more at the fact that i want to be. i never really do anything about this visceral anger and hatred that i feel, but I’m not sure how long it will last. it takes every ounce of my will to not act violently, break something, break someone. sometimes it just feels like letting go and just smashing something really hard will be the only way to make this subside. even after i’ve ‘calmed down’ for the rest of the day, almost anything will be able to set me off again.

im not usually like this, almost all the time i consider myself rational, and i dare say even level-headed. for the most part i try to be kind, funny, open and caring. but how i usually am does not help the situation at all in the rare occasion that I’m set off. they all fucking talk to me like they know me, like i owe it to them to share what is agitating me, like they cant fucking understand that i need some space unless they want to get their fucking faces smashed in.

i don’t want to be like this. it doesn’t happen often, but i don’t want it to happen at all. I’m not looking to control my anger I’m looking to get rid of it completely. truth be told it, i don’t want this to keep on happening because each time it does it reminds me of my mother. i love her with all my heart, but she is incredibly easy to set off. and when it happens she is angry at those around her regardless of their involvement. i cant help but worry that i am the same when i get angry. that others don’t understand what is happening to me and will just opt to distance themselves form me.

how can i calm down, how can i stop getting so damn mad at nothing?

most of the time I’m perfectly fine i just wish i could at the very least know when I’m about to get pissed the fuck off
#211658 to #211648 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(04/20/2016) [-]
well they said in the waterboy that the alligator is onry because of the medulla oblongata so maybe that
#211681 to #211658 - pianoasis ONLINE
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(04/21/2016) [-]
no its because he got all them sharp teeth and no toothbrush to brush em wit, professuh
#211677 to #211658 - kober
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(04/21/2016) [-]
I'm sorry, what?
#211651 to #211648 - dragondust
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(04/20/2016) [-]
It seems irrational to be angry at nothing. There must be some factor in your life making you like this.

In order to prevent being angry remind yourself that there's always a way to solve whatever's making you angry. Throwing a tantrum won't help anything. Just put down whatever is making you frustrated and come back to it later.

But yeah if things are really bad then you should see a professional, and I don't say that as an insult. Also make sure you get enough sleep and that you don't eat junk all the time.
#211649 to #211648 - anon
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(04/20/2016) [-]
That doesn't sound healthy, you probably want to consult a professional about this.
#211645 - jaytothadee
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(04/20/2016) [-]
I'm honestly not sure to what to do right now. Heres the story. A few months ago it got to the point where I was a really toxic insecure person. I would talk and I would mostly put down others. It was fine though as my friends would do the same thing. I start making fun of one of them and they make fun of me back and it would be in "good fun". I recently got to the point where I realized that's not who I want to be and took a step back. I talked to my principal and I have been working from home for the past two weeks. I cut off all communications except for people I'm really close with. This would be a girl Im after. A best friend who if I did not have I would not be here right now and a girl that I used to date but afterwards we became extremely close. After a few days I started working out. I dont think I was that bad to begin with. I started being confident. When I was looking in the mirror I didn't see my insecurities like my nose or my acne. I saw a good looking guy. I'm starting to get confident. I smile more. I listen to music that isn't screamo or like emo/scene. I got a haircut. I've been taking extra online courses to learn on how to be a concept designer. Things have been looking great for me. I smile now on a daily basis. A thought that was once alien to me. Theres just this thought in the back of my head. In a few days I have to go back to school. I have to start hanging out with my "friends" going back to making fun of people to get a few laughs. It's honestly is scaring the shit out of me. I like what I am doing. I like who I am becoming and I know that as soon as a I go back there is a chance it will revert. maybe not instantly but slowly. These "friends" are the only ones I have had for years now. I don't know how I will do now that I feel different. I don't have anyone else to talk to there except for my friends Extremely small school. The highschool I am in consists of 14 kids. 7 of which work from home all time. two of them are in their own world. two I cant stand. I love the school I have been going to for my "friends" since that felt like fitting in. Now I don't want to. The school has great opprotunities but I don't want to be there if that's all I have to go back to. I'm torn. I just can't figure out what to do. Any help would be appreciated. Thank you
#211716 to #211645 - thumbfortrump
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(04/21/2016) [-]
Act towards your friends as the person you've become. Either they'll accept the new you or not. Either way you shouldn't let the expectations of others control who you are inside.
If you feel like a positive, confident person and it shows, you shouldn't have any trouble finding new friends.
#211639 - kegget
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(04/20/2016) [-]
GIF
Could someone please crop this gif for me? And possibly stabilize it?

I just need to see the gerbil scent-marking the corner of whatever that is.

It's for a presentation for animal behaviour. Any other gifs of gerbils doing stuff would be helpful too.
#211638 - anon
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(04/20/2016) [-]
Where's a good place to get a CPR certification?
#211654 to #211638 - thatoldhorse
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(04/20/2016) [-]
your local hospital.
#211631 - rereviven ONLINE
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(04/19/2016) [-]
Which watch band should i use
#211632 to #211631 - rereviven ONLINE
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(04/19/2016) [-]
For the Moto 360
#211637 to #211632 - anon
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(04/20/2016) [-]
The one that won't pinch the shit out of your arm hair.
#211627 - shadowmaul
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(04/19/2016) [-]
GIF
Hey FJ

Should I get a realtor?

I need to find an apartment but the area i live in is annoyingly expensive, i live in Rockaway NJ and have to be close to work so I cant leave the DOVER/ROCKAWAY area but I cant find an apartment I can afford so should I get one?
#211634 to #211627 - kober
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(04/19/2016) [-]
Housing - Rooms / Shared section of Craigslist.
#211643 to #211634 - shadowmaul
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(04/20/2016) [-]
i tried craigslist but ill look again i suppose
#211633 to #211627 - whitechino ONLINE
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(04/19/2016) [-]
go to a realtor is you yourself literally can't find an apartment.
go around, look on the street, online, friends, co-workers. Realtors don't work for you anymore, they work for their jew bosses.
#211642 to #211633 - shadowmaul
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(04/20/2016) [-]
iv been looking and im not feeling rushed or anything but im running low on options
#211629 to #211627 - anon
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(04/19/2016) [-]
I've been having the same problem. I have $4000 saved up, but that will only last me 2 months. I cannot move out of my parents house and I don't want to live with other people.

Even if I move in with other people, the rent is going to be $900/month and moving to another cheaper area is not a fucking option because I have to go to school. Also, dorms are JUST AS EXPENSIVE.

Why the fuck is there so much pressure to move out, but I have to work 80+ hours/week just to live under a fucking roof? Which means I have to drop out of college and ruin my chances of getting a good job in the future. Living in a car or on the street isn't an option either because there have been increasing reports of homeless people disappearing. Apparently it's illegal to be homeless now.

why the fuck is the world the way it is?
#211622 - mondominiman
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(04/19/2016) [-]
Are you supposed to get your entire deposit back or am I getting robbed? My first apt they deducted like 80% off it for "cleaning expenses" even though I steam cleaned the carpet and washed the walls, placed looked better than when I moved in. Second place deducted like 75% for the same bullshit even though I cleaned up perfectly although dishwasher gave out at the end there and they probably blamed it on me . This last location I never even got my deposit back, they told me several times they'd "get right on it". Apparently this was a common thing for that landlord since there were similar reviews for the place
#211635 to #211622 - kober
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(04/19/2016) [-]
A tip for life: document and photograph the exact condition of any place or thing you ever pay rent for.
#211625 to #211622 - serhiy
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(04/19/2016) [-]
Did you take pictures before you moved in? If not, challenging it is gonna be very difficult. If it was truly clean as you say ask the landlord for a copy the cleaning receipt, If he can't provide proof for the stated use of your deposit, you can challenge the charge and possibly move forward to court