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User avatar #156887 to #156886 - sideism (09/27/2014) [-]
i was actually talking what horizontal angle, not vertical
User avatar #156888 to #156887 - misticalz (09/27/2014) [-]
dang idunno
I'm stupid
#156878 - anon (09/27/2014) [-]
How do you cope with rejection?

4th or so time in 2 years for me...after getting to know them well, too.

The worst part is that i am trying to go for 5-6/10s, and yet those give me a look of semi-disgust if i ask them out
User avatar #156881 to #156878 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (09/27/2014) [-]
How did it go down?
How well did you know them?
Did they show any signs of clear interest? (Have they, at any point, brought up their dating history/ more or less inquired about yours?)

You can't really force things in situations like this.
Just kinda let whatever happen, happen.

Put it simply; If you have to try, then something's wrong.

As far as coping goes; Distractions.
Play video games. Go hang out with friends. Live life.
Eventually you'll find someone, man. Remember, it's not just you finding someone, it's also someone else finding you. Coming into a relationship is a team effort, or so to speak... It's not reliant on one side. You're not 'catching' anyone.
User avatar #156963 to #156881 - crampers (09/27/2014) [-]
Coping is different for everyone, my coping is dealing with the problem - because then it's not there any more.
#156884 to #156881 - anon (09/27/2014) [-]
I am very subtle with asking out and showing interest after previous rejections, so:

In a conversation, she said she was jelly on some girl because she said she was hot
i said as was she
she looked at me with a half disgusted/half confused look
i knew her well. Acquaintances and almost friends, i guess
and no, she never asked me about dating

thanks for the advice
User avatar #156893 to #156884 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (09/27/2014) [-]
Not the smoothest approach.
That's not rejection, man. That's just wording your sentence badly.

Most of the time, this stuff will take girls by surprise. Especially if it's the first time they notice that you're taking an interest to them.

Honestly, it was probably more of a 'confused' look.
#156903 to #156893 - anon (09/27/2014) [-]
tfw 2beta to do anything more
#156906 to #156903 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (09/27/2014) [-]
>tfw no fw   
>purposefully demolishing any motivation
>tfw no fw
>purposefully demolishing any motivation
User avatar #156894 to #156893 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (09/27/2014) [-]
Also, when a girl likes you, you two will do a few of the following:

1) Long conversations; Hours on end, with just the two of you.
2) Nicknames; Typically the female will try and give you a nickname at first -- Doesn't always happen, but if a girl does, she likes you. (Unless, for some reason, the nickname is made in a mocking manner...)
3) Bringing up previous dating history; If it ever gets to this point, and if she brings it up first, she's on the verge of spilling out her feelings for you.
#156904 to #156894 - anon (09/27/2014) [-]
k. will try, but i am pretty sure it was a bit of a disgusted look as well...

does not help to feel bad for myself though...does not hurt to try get to know her more i guess....
#156861 - misanthrizzle (09/27/2014) [-]
trying to reset my colon or whatever by not eating anything but water for today
so fucking hungry
#156934 to #156861 - oldmoldy (09/27/2014) [-]
In my family we always went straight for prune juice. It tastes like ass, but it does the trick!
In my family we always went straight for prune juice. It tastes like ass, but it does the trick!
#156875 to #156861 - anon (09/27/2014) [-]
if you really want to get your rear in gear, ask your doctor about the different types laxatives. I remember one category was called "explosives" and those could jump start an elephant's colon.
User avatar #156872 to #156861 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (09/27/2014) [-]
Just get some colon cleanser type tablets.
Either that or the sugar-free Haribo gummy bears.
User avatar #156860 - unncommon (09/27/2014) [-]
Not really advice needed but is there anyone that can rotate a gif for me? It came out sideways.
User avatar #156873 to #156860 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (09/27/2014) [-]
Post it, I'll see what I can do.
#156879 to #156874 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (09/27/2014) [-]
There you go.   
I kept the same aspect ratio/ image size, though.
There you go.
I kept the same aspect ratio/ image size, though.
#156859 - anon (09/27/2014) [-]
Asked crush to go on a beer with me

She said "we'll see, sometime"

Did she agree, whatcha think?
User avatar #156877 to #156859 - drastronomy (09/27/2014) [-]
i think she might be looking for someone else but uses you as backup

its better than what happened to me at least...flat out denied with a look of disgustment

she was a friend too
#156883 to #156877 - minutes (09/27/2014) [-]
I'd prefer a flat no though. I hate being unsure about stuff like this.
#156858 - alcoholicsemen (09/27/2014) [-]
be the best you can possibly
make the right choice even if its difficult
trying makes a difference
User avatar #156857 - axeul (09/27/2014) [-]
Is a business degree worth it? What can I do with one?
User avatar #156908 to #156857 - ferrettamer (09/27/2014) [-]
A BBA? On it's own, no I wouldn't say so unless you aleady have business ideas (that aren't shit), previous "good" work experience or money to start a venture.
#156876 to #156857 - anon (09/27/2014) [-]
you can do business.
User avatar #156854 - mondominiman (09/27/2014) [-]
Help me out a bit, I went out for my yearly drinking I don't drink much maybe 1 or 2 times a year and I always consume more than I should since I can't really tell how much I can handle, things took a bit of a nose dive. Now I'm a bit hungover and I need go be somewhere this afternoon. I don't want to show up drunk or tipsy so how do I get rid of it.
User avatar #156929 to #156854 - haydentheviking (09/27/2014) [-]
a great hangover remedy is fresh air man go for a walkkkkkk

or water i drink loadsss of water after getting pissed
User avatar #156880 to #156854 - newvein (09/27/2014) [-]
i find eating peppermint candies a wonderful hangover remedy.
also drink plenty of water.
#156845 - anon (09/27/2014) [-]
Hello people from Funnyjunk, I never had to use this board, I just comment on stuff and it gets thumbs, which I hope gets a few laughs along the way. But ill post anon just for the now.

Well anyway, I have been in a relationship for 2 years and 5 months, and we've known each other, and fooled around with one another for another year before then. We met at uni where she was in the year above and she studied nursing, meaning that she worked constantly and away from me. So when she graduated, we were pretty used to a long distance relationship.

Shit went down in her job, diagnosed with depression in a town where she knew nobody and it took her a fuck ton of time to find her a new one at her hometown. (She's doing pretty well)

#156846 to #156845 - anon (09/27/2014) [-]
However, we seem to be down to breaking point. Our sex lives have been shot. For the first year we were both virgins, so when we tried it was painful, it then paid off (cue fuck montage, it was intense) but then it started hurting, bad. It took us a while to figure out she has vaginismus. A condition where vaginal muscles tighten up when penetrated (tighter than fashionable jeans) The beauty of it, is that we discovered this when she moved to her first job, where she has depression.

Its now been a year, and we haven't had sex, we always tried, but it was too much for her. She now associates sex with fear and letting me down and she stopped trying altogether. With her depression, she now is ever slightly passive aggressive and even alternative sexual acts are met with sighs and excuses, we have now reached a passionless relationship and it sucks.

#156848 to #156846 - anon (09/27/2014) [-]
So what the fuck do I do? We agreed to go on a break, and already im feeling complicated feelings. Mostly loss, she really was the emotional backbone for me and the source of good fucking memories, my best friend and lover and one hell of a set of hips and lips. But we cant keep going long distance (im still at uni for another year) and we cant lie to each other like this when there's this happening.
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#156843 - rambomanthree (09/27/2014) [-]
I feel like shit in my current relationship.. yet.... i feel good

it's really hard to explain man.

like when i talk to her i feel amazing.

But when she is away i am almost to the point of anxiety attacks. Im starting to fear losing my current love more than the euphoria and happiness of a relationship.

But i do not want to end things, her and i have been dating for quite a while now.
But i'm starting to obsess and these obsessive thoughts are tearing me apart on the inside.

I've gotten to the point where. Tonight she went over to her girl friend's house which she does. but i couldn't help but to get the idea in my head that she was lying to me and that she couldn't skype with me because she was really lying to me. like part of me really thinks im being manipulated. and i dont know how to change these thoughts.. and when she went to bad i got very upset because these thoughts would not stop racing through my head.

Also, i usually talk to her when she is at class via text.. and today i overslept and the first thing i thought was "oh fuck....i didn't message her oh god.. what if someone made a move on her and i wasn't there to fend off any threats"

its gotten to the point where i am staying up for hours and hours on end just to wait for her to come on so i can talk to her.

we had a very healthy relationship.. but these feelings did not spring up until about 2 weeks ago. when i found out she lied to me about where she was going.. and i caught her in the lie... she came off it.. but i lost so much trust that im starting to watch myself fall into obsessive controlling boyfriend status and there is nothing i can do about it.

i feel like im not good enough and my whole fucking life revolves around her if i lose her i am going to be shattered.

How do i keep my relationship working but not be so obsessive. and she isn't mean to me ever, she knows i have self esteem issues and she stays. but i cant help but to think so many things. what do ? do i talk to her bout ths
User avatar #156898 to #156843 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (09/27/2014) [-]
If you love something, set it free.

In your case, man. Just learn to let it go. Don't break up with her, that's not the message here...
If she cheats or lies, it's on her.

Learn that you can't control everything. The more controlling you become, the more you'll push her away.

Let her live her life. You can't live it for her. Nor can you control everything. And if you try to, then it'll make everything come crashing down.

For the better of the relationship, learn to ignore those stupid thoughts.
If she's taking a while to respond to texts? Then focus on something else until she does.

And most importantly, if she's in class and someone makes a move, then remember that your girlfriend is a human being. She's not an object.
She's in a relationship with you. If she falls for someone else, that's on her. But that'll only ever happen if either of you become closed off -- When there's less and less communication going on. Even then, if that ever happens, then one person should be the mature one and try to talk it through and see where it goes from there. See if it should be ended or not.

Don't over-think things. Don't allow jealousy to get the best of you.
Let her do her thing. You focus on you. When you two are physically together, focus on both of you. Otherwise, if she doesn't respond or isn't going to call, don't get pissed off man. Just let it happen. People can be busy, 'ya know.
#156937 to #156898 - rambomanthree (09/27/2014) [-]
Yeah, i guess

half of me wants to go
"hey take pics of the house right now so i know you aren't lying to me"

i've subtly hinted by like
saying i wanted to see a picture of her

but they were all closeups with no background or anything.
#156839 - anon (09/27/2014) [-]
So a girl who I was really close with and I just decided our hooking up and being friends was eh, so we decided just friends. I love her, but it just not the right timing ya know? Just tonight I hooked up with another girl tonight, to get Alexa (fake name) out of my head. And while I hooked up with Brenda (again fake) all I could think of is Alexa. How Alexa kissed differently. How Alexa didn't do that. And how the girl in my bed just. Wasn't. Her. Fuck man. What do i do?
#156853 to #156839 - haydentheviking (09/27/2014) [-]
Man my advice is to tell her how you feel keeping that to yourself makes it feel 10/10 worse when they move on to someone else   
trust its happened one to many times for ol haydentheviking here    
if she rejects you then at least you can move on in some sad way
Man my advice is to tell her how you feel keeping that to yourself makes it feel 10/10 worse when they move on to someone else

trust its happened one to many times for ol haydentheviking here

if she rejects you then at least you can move on in some sad way
User avatar #156840 to #156839 - Izen (09/27/2014) [-]
User avatar #156826 - UNIQUELOL (09/27/2014) [-]
There's this video where this bartender prepares this really fancy drink, he like puts the liquid in a tear drop shaped jar and lights some bark or something on fire and traps the smoke in the jar.

Afterwards, with the liquid and the smoke in the jar, he mixes it slightly, and poors it into this glass cup.

Then he lights a blunt for the person, and places it on a little thing.

Really cool video.
User avatar #156827 to #156826 - UNIQUELOL (09/27/2014) [-]
Forgot to ask,

but does anyone know what video this is?

I enjoyed watching it.
User avatar #156832 to #156828 - UNIQUELOL (09/27/2014) [-]
Crazy stuff man crazy stuff
User avatar #156824 - thisistheguy (09/27/2014) [-]
Alright going into my sophomore after a pretty shitty freshman year. Had a shit roommate, only made one good friend who gets really clingy and overly offended by shit. He's cool, it's just he gets fucking annoying when he's the only one who I hang out with. On top of that I had mono and my gpa tanked, leaving me pretty alone and pissed leaving college in May.

I don't want that shit to happen this year, and after hanging out with friends back home all this summer and only having one friend on the opposite side of campus, I'm lonely as fuck. I'm trying to take steps to get out and meet people and its kind of helping I guess. I guess what I'm getting at here is if anyone has any advice/someone to talk to on how to get out and talk to people I'm not socially retarded I just always waited for people to talk to me i guess I have anxiety/obliviousness when it comes to starting stuff.
User avatar #156831 to #156824 - UNIQUELOL (09/27/2014) [-]
Join a sport
User avatar #156833 to #156831 - thisistheguy (09/27/2014) [-]
I was thinking about doing that but I found out if I did join a club sport it'd be that sport 24/7 and would kill my gains as far as weightlifting goes, but could definitely do some inter-murals
#156816 - vorarephilia (09/27/2014) [-]
My throat hurts so fucking bad. I did go to a doctor and they gave me some meds (they seemed suspicious that it was strep despite the negative rapid test. sent it for culturing to be sure.) but that only helped a little bit. I can't sleep.as soon as the cough drop finishes in my mouth it'll come back. hell, I feel the pain through the drop enough to make swallowing still kinda hurt.

so my questions are
1. how dangerous is it to take, like, 3 to 4 tylenol? I know a friend had some 600mg ibprofin for her back after a car accident. I don't plan to go higher than that.
2. any tips, secret tricks, family traditions, you know of that might help this? gargling salt water helped a little, Ice cream makes the pain stop for a few seconds. anything i'm missing? other than "stop swallowing then, dipshit" i'm spitting into a cup but won't be conscious to do that while sleeping.
User avatar #156836 to #156816 - lillpip (09/27/2014) [-]
Apple vinegar mixed with warm water, gargle two mouthfulls and swallow a third. Hopefully your throat will be completely fine in a couple days. Should provide some relief as well.
User avatar #156819 to #156816 - thisistheguy (09/27/2014) [-]
If you've ever seen Scrubs and Dr. Cox's attitude towards dosage of tylenol, you'd know that is fine. I had mono last year that comes with super sore throats but I felt fine by drinking tea with honey at least twice a day and drinking probably at least a gallon and a half of water each day
User avatar #156820 to #156819 - vorarephilia (09/27/2014) [-]
alright. a few more won't hurt. thats the point i suppose.
User avatar #156822 to #156820 - thisistheguy (09/27/2014) [-]
But seriously though get a nalgene or an empty gallon and drink like two of those a day, three/four if you have a nalgene you'll feel a lot better
User avatar #156825 to #156822 - vorarephilia (09/27/2014) [-]
I'll do that tomorrow as pushing water before I sleep will keep me waking up for different reasons.
User avatar #156821 to #156820 - thisistheguy (09/27/2014) [-]
Advil or any ibuprofen gets more dangerous in access i think because it can cause ulcers and shit
User avatar #156817 to #156816 - foreveranonymous (09/27/2014) [-]
Apparently, honey helps with sore throats. There's also some sore throat spray that you can buy that numbs the fuck out of your throat. The spray is what I always used, it really works.
User avatar #156823 to #156817 - youngneil (09/27/2014) [-]
I drank some thinking it was nyquil.
Not the best thing that has happened to me.
User avatar #156818 to #156817 - vorarephilia (09/27/2014) [-]
got it. to the drug store then.
User avatar #156806 - imnotkickthecat (09/27/2014) [-]
Whats the best way to twerk when your legs are still stiff from leg day?
User avatar #156810 to #156806 - myfourthaccount (09/27/2014) [-]
just pull a quarter of a squat and your ass will be automatically shaking. No but seriously, if you actually did the leg workout right you shouldn't be able to bend your legs like that without shaking.
User avatar #156811 to #156810 - ipostcp (09/27/2014) [-]
He meant working.
User avatar #156812 to #156811 - myfourthaccount (09/27/2014) [-]
I was making a joke ....
User avatar #156813 to #156812 - ipostcp (09/27/2014) [-]
I guess it wasn't funny enough to be a joke.
User avatar #156814 to #156813 - myfourthaccount (09/27/2014) [-]
i guess so
User avatar #156796 - xfortune (09/27/2014) [-]
I haven't been on here in a while, but I'm proper depressed, about 2 years ago a lot of shit happened with me and a friend and it put me really down for the next 2 years, grades slipped, social life became none-existant, etc. etc. I met a group of online friends, still good friends with them now actually, and I even dated, long distance wise, one for 10? months. Anyway, that relationship ended, I dropped out of college, lost my job and honestly see my life going nowhere, I have a meeting for an apprenticship monday but it's not something I want to do, I've applied for well over 10 jobs in the passed month with no reply to any of them, I've had my parents on my back almost all the time and I spend all my time on the computer.
I took up cutting for a while, that lasted a good 6 months, until I made a promise to stop, which I intend to keep. But yea, it's safe to say suicidal thoughts have crossed my mind various times, and honestly guys, I'm lost, I have no idea what to do, so I guess I'm asking, can anyone offer any general guidance?
User avatar #156805 to #156796 - faguette (09/27/2014) [-]
you can't just drop off an application and get hired, you have to actually go to the places and talk with somebody, and keep doing that until they tell you to fuck ofdf or they hire you
User avatar #156800 to #156796 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (09/27/2014) [-]
Suicide is never worth it, man.

Silence and Solitude will do you no favors with your depression, man.
It'll just make things worth.

Look man, even if your life is seemingly going nowhere right now, doesn't mean you're at your end.
Even if you feel insignificant; You're still playing a major role in not only your life, but in everyone's lives around you.

Everything you do, not only affects the people around you, but also directs you.
You're destined to do great things. You're here, right now, for a reason.

Even grains of sand have a grand purpose in life.
Even the smallest and most insignificant thing you can think of, has a purpose here in life. Otherwise, honestly, it never would have existed in the first place. Everything you do now, will drastically alter the future forever.

So why demolish what you're building up? Just because you don't know where to build upon next doesn't mean you should give up and demolish everything and throw it all away.

If you have to, wait it out. Go through the motions.
But I can tell you this; You'll only ever be lonely if you choose to be lonely. Go out and live life.
And when I say that, man, I don't mean party it up. I mean go out and do good deeds.

Life isn't just about the journey; It's about experiencing it with others, for others.
Go out and do exactly that. Stop putting blinders on yourself. Stop being narrow-minded and willingly ignorant to the beauty and blessing that life actually is.
User avatar #156802 to #156800 - nought (09/27/2014) [-]
I approve 100%
User avatar #156801 to #156800 - xfortune (09/27/2014) [-]
All of what you're saying makes sense, but like, I just don't have the drive to, I decided one day I'd go out with parents, cause I haven't been out with them in a while, and the whole day was them spend ridiculing me, sure it may have been a joke, but the joke stops getting funny after a few times, I don't speak to any of my friends anymore, so I can't go out with them, my grades aren't the best, but nothing too bad either, but at this point in my life they're not good enough for me to do what I want to do, everyday is the same, day in day out, I'm not saying I'm looking for suicide to be my option, but it has crossed my mind. The last time I had a breakdown, I literally lay on my bed and didn't move for ages, my mother decided the best way to cure this would be to screw at me, shouting for me to get out of bed and do something, which only made me worse, and so she got angrier, until eventually I explained the problem, she listened, but she didn't give a fuck. She just got mad at me after. If she has a bad day at work, I'm to blame, if someone goes wrong, I'm to blame.
I'm the reason my life sucks rn, but my parents aren't helping 1 tiny bit
User avatar #156803 to #156801 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (09/27/2014) [-]
> "All of what you're saying makes sense, but like, I just don't have the drive to..."

I keep hearing this over and over again. You're not the first person to tell me this. www.funnyjunk.com/advice/154510#154510
Yet what most people fail to realize, is that they've become comfortable with their situation.

Face it. You're comfortable with the way your life is right now. Sure it sucks and you hate it... Yet you're comfortable with it.

You can change your entire life around.
Your life doesn't have to suck.
You just have to be willing to make yourself uncomfortable and break free from what you're doing now.
Break free from the negative mindset, and focus more on positive things.

Stop focusing on the past, and focus not only on the present, but focus on the actions in the present that build up to the future.
Your past shouldn't define you -- It just defines how you were led to be here, at this point in time.
User avatar #156804 to #156803 - xfortune (09/27/2014) [-]
I wouldn't say comfortable was the word
The way my life is right now, I'm online pretty much 80% of the day, the rest is spent sleeping, there are people I talk to that often come to me for help, at varying times of the day due to time zones etc, (I'm on GMT, they're on EST CST etc.) and therefore if my life became busy, the only time I'd be available is when they're at school, and I'd feel worse if I couldn't be there to help them because my life is too busy for them, but at the same time, I hate doing fuck all all the time
User avatar #156807 to #156804 - nought (09/27/2014) [-]
if you want to change you have to actively try to change
you have to try something different. if that means getting back into school or forcing yourself into a new place you have to try something
User avatar #156808 to #156807 - xfortune (09/27/2014) [-]
I totally get that, but I don't want to leave these people behind
User avatar #156779 - fruzzinoid (09/27/2014) [-]
My best friend of 3 years is a woman. For the past few months, everytime we talk about me visiting her, she's changed the subjest. I live 5 minutes from her. I recently learned from her that this is because her boyfriend, whom I hate, has forbidden her from seeing me or any other of her male friends. I've been feeling increasingly left out from the only person who I call my friend. I want to break his face with my instrument case.
I just...
I just need some advice. Any advice at all about anything I can do or say or whatever I don't care I just don't know what to do anymore.
User avatar #156787 to #156779 - myfourthaccount (09/27/2014) [-]
Oh man, I'm not gonna even get into telling the story of how I was in the same situation and how it ended up because I wish I hadn't been part of it. But honestly man, if I were you, I wouldn't even bother. I know she is your friend and all (or so you think she is, until she stabs you in the back) but if she agrees to give up the friendship with you then she didn't think of you as a very important part of your life. If you get the chance to talk to her, make this clear to her, and see what she chooses. That will be your answer
User avatar #156791 to #156787 - fruzzinoid (09/27/2014) [-]
She says she'll talk to him.
User avatar #156799 to #156791 - myfourthaccount (09/27/2014) [-]
alright then i guess we'll wait for the answer. Just keep in mind though that she may not end up talking to him at all and just start ignoring you. If that happens just get the fuck out of there
User avatar #156785 to #156779 - sugoi (09/27/2014) [-]
Let her know the situation but do not force her to do anything.
You are stuck in this situation until either she gets fed up (which you could probably speed up by improving her self esteem so she doesn't feel like she owes her boyfriend her obedience) or he fucks up so bad she has to leave him (so like if bruises start showing or some shit).
User avatar #156790 to #156785 - fruzzinoid (09/27/2014) [-]
She'll never get fed up.
I have been improving her self esteem. She used to cut herself. I did all that for her and I cared about her and took time out of my day to provide an ear and some support and I'm repayed by having conceited little scum take away from me one of the only things I care about and FUCK.

And the dude's too much of a coward to hit her. He fucks with me and I'll beat the shit out of him. He lays a god damn finger on her in any way other than lovingly and I swear to god I'm going to kill him.
User avatar #156792 to #156790 - sugoi (09/27/2014) [-]
Bail out.
You need to calm down and stop thinking about her so much.
She needs to stop seeing you as a fixture in her life that will always be there, she needs to see your worth.
User avatar #156794 to #156792 - fruzzinoid (09/27/2014) [-]
I think she has.
Seeing as how I voiced my seething angriness I think she undertands that I'm precisely fed up enough to just say fuck it all and ignore her.
Because you know what? I can fucking do that.
I can fucking absorb myself into my music and become a skilled trumpeteer and I won't even have to see her.
I can quit it all and focus on me right now and she'd be totally fucked.
User avatar #156798 to #156794 - sugoi (09/27/2014) [-]
Do it.
Focus on your music, make good art.

Her relationship with that guy is complete shit and it will collapse, the only question is do you think she's worth helping again at that stage. Personally I'd stay bailed out, someone that just uses you like that isn't worth the time or energy, I might help as a favor for being a good friend for 3 years but after that just get out of there.
#156783 to #156779 - anon (09/27/2014) [-]
You gotta talk to her about it dude. Ask her if shes really happy with her bf essentially not trusting her to be around other males and just being a mouth breathing douchebag in general.
User avatar #156788 to #156783 - fruzzinoid (09/27/2014) [-]
She seems to be under the impression that he's the only fucking person that cares about her.

#156793 to #156788 - anon (09/27/2014) [-]
We've all been there, dude. I'm watching the girl I like spend her time with someone else right now. It sucks.

She'll get sick of him eventually. Relationships like this are poison and as long as you stand by her she'll find her way through it.
User avatar #156795 to #156793 - fruzzinoid (09/27/2014) [-]
It's getting harder and harder to stand with the evil swiping at my knees.
#156797 to #156795 - anon (09/27/2014) [-]
I know man. I'm not going to pretend to be an expert. The girl Im hung up on is the first Ive ever been hung up on and watching her spend her time with someone who I know she could do better than is killing me. No one seems to know what to tell me about it either.

You just gotta stand your ground and you still should talk to her about it if its bugging you this much. Maybe she'll realize how much of a fucktard this guy is being once you say something.
User avatar #156782 to #156779 - awesomerninjathing (09/27/2014) [-]
go somewhere that isn't her house then
#156781 to #156779 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (09/27/2014) [-]
He is an insanely jealous person.
There's not much else to say outside of that, really...

What's worse in all of this? She's allowing him to control her.
User avatar #156784 to #156781 - fruzzinoid (09/27/2014) [-]
I'm fat and not handsome.
I swear to fucking Christ if that little god damn fuck so much as dares to adress me I will have him on the ground and crying for mercy in a god damn half second flat.
User avatar #156789 to #156784 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (09/27/2014) [-]
> "I'm fat and not handsome."

Again, jealousy is jealousy.
So long as someone other than him has her attention, he'll never be satisfied.

Listen, man; Just calm down a bit.
Yeah, the boyfriend is a douche. But all in all, she's choosing to stay with him. She's choosing to abide by his rules.
It's not just him, but also her for dealing with it and accepting it.
#156772 - anon (09/27/2014) [-]
Crush is trying to talk as little as possible with me, I'm pretty sure

But I haven't chatted with her in 4 days (wich is a lot considering we usually chat everyday and she never had a problem with it) so idk what's the problem.

Our talks may have become too monotonous (we practically just fuck with eachother) but that's why I wanted to talk to her, to tell her to tell me about herself (we talked that like for more than an hour 'till a few months ago) but I obviously have no chance if she tries to ignore me. What do? If you need futher elaboration, ask.
User avatar #156786 to #156772 - sugoi (09/27/2014) [-]
Bail out.
User avatar #156767 - bminous (09/27/2014) [-]
Anybody have the FNAF "high impact sexual violence" image? I've looked around but can't find it.
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