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#192061 - anon (07/24/2015) [-]
god damn it how do I talk to her? I'm such a fag that I don't even know how to talk to her? Someone help me, I'm such an emo faggot. I just want a conversation with her.
User avatar #192125 to #192061 - hoban (07/25/2015) [-]
Find common ground, an interest ye both share from then on you dont have to start the convo. You can just mention it to one of your friends while you know she is within ear shot. If she is really passionate about it she will start talking to you about it.
Finding the common ground is hard and making it not of obvious that your trying to make her hear it can suck too. Pick something good though, she wont be interested if you just shout at your friend "Oh boy i sure do love tampons" and then smile at her.
User avatar #192076 to #192061 - ilikethisusername ONLINE (07/25/2015) [-]
get close to her somehow. where'd you meet her? how do you know her? do you guys have mutual friends? maybe you guys could become friends through mutual friendship.
User avatar #192070 to #192061 - lgninjaleetful (07/25/2015) [-]
not be a fag?
User avatar #192069 to #192061 - joshualegitsky (07/25/2015) [-]
The first thing I said was hey. Now when we talk its so easy. I love it
User avatar #192063 to #192061 - rokkai (07/24/2015) [-]
start with baby steps. i'd say find something you both have interest into, and go from there.
#192062 to #192061 - anon (07/24/2015) [-]
Say hi?
#192056 - dvmaster ONLINE (07/24/2015) [-]
i was wondering if any of you guys could give me some advice, my parents are taking me to the psychiatrist in a few hours and I'm starting to get really nervous
User avatar #192087 to #192056 - sphincterface (07/25/2015) [-]
Don't be worried. They want what's best for you and a psychiatrist will do everything they can to get what's best for you and to keep you mentally healthy. I mean it's okay to be worried because you are not sure what may happen, but that's natural. In the end it will be okay and everyone will try to help you out. Be happy that they care so much.
#192059 to #192056 - anon (07/24/2015) [-]
Free therapy? Damn dog, what's there to be mad about?
User avatar #192073 to #192059 - dvmaster ONLINE (07/25/2015) [-]
lol
User avatar #192058 to #192056 - thumbsdenied (07/24/2015) [-]
Why are they taking you, and its no worry, psychiatric people are usually really nice to talk to, ive been going for few years.
User avatar #192072 to #192058 - dvmaster ONLINE (07/25/2015) [-]
Didnt had a chance to answer. An ex-gf of two years cheated on me and apparently I didn't took very well (that was last November). The guy psychiatrist was nice enough I guess, though I didn't think he would give me medication.
User avatar #192077 to #192072 - thumbsdenied (07/25/2015) [-]
I took this girl out for few movie dates, i was really shy, she held my hand lovingly and gave me long hugs, when i got the courage to kiss her, i thought it would have been a small kiss but she went straight to the toungue. Next day when i meet her, "im not ready to be dating" 3 days later facebook updated with her being partners with this short skinny emo kid. She was kinda emo herself though.

I was hearthbroken, all my confidence shattered and being a XL guy i got self image issues, this was like 3 years ago, and still havent bothered with anybody.
Last week i got enough whit my weight and ive lost 5kilos in 9days. (10pounds about)

What kind of meds did you get? I have sepram if i remember correctly, its supposed to help with anxiety. i quess it helped alittle, but i had bad and good days with anxiety anyway
User avatar #192079 to #192077 - dvmaster ONLINE (07/25/2015) [-]
I got Prozac and haloperidol i think.

Something very similar happened to me, only the girl said that she didn't wanted to go out with me anymore, when I asked her why she wouldn't give a straight explanation.

Since that and many other bad experiences I can only conclude that most girls are dicks.

You should keep going with that weight loss, when that other girl left me I started lifting and it does help a lot.
User avatar #192098 to #192079 - dingdongsingsong (07/25/2015) [-]
don't take the medication, I really don't think emotional stress requires medication, just self healing and getting over things, also yeah girls are dicks. i can confirm this because I'm a huge dick
User avatar #192081 to #192079 - thumbsdenied (07/25/2015) [-]
That haloperidol is used for pretty serious stuff, like schizophrenia. Id say make sure you need the meds, id visit another phychiatrist just in case. Because im quessing youre in america and medical companies are pretty corrupt and are paying off doctors to write some unneeded medication for profit.

Prozac seems like the normal antidepressant given in america, has some pretty bad side effects though, keep an eye out for them if they continue for a long time, talk to the phychiatrist if the meds arent working after a month.

Also not all women are dicks, men do the same crap aswell. There are plenty of good people out there. Usually they are the quiet ones.
User avatar #192094 to #192081 - dvmaster ONLINE (07/25/2015) [-]
Yeah the psychiatrist said that people tend to get scared with that one, he said that with the dosage it will be ok. The guy is a friend of my aunt apparently, i didn't know about that until today, and she's a doctor too so I guess it's ok.
User avatar #192139 to #192094 - thumbsdenied (07/25/2015) [-]
Ol'righty, trust it you phychiatrist will help tons.
#192046 - closotezuka ONLINE (07/24/2015) [-]
So I suffer from anger management problems, and sadly enough, I play a LOT of league of legends. I got mad and intentionally fed cause my team mate called me an idiot and to stfu cause I fed the previous game.

I recently just got banned for two weeks, the email had this message - This is the only warning this account will receive. Further examples of toxic behavior can result in permanent closure of your account.

Now I'm scared to play. It's not like I can control my anger. I'm eventually going to forget, have a shitfit, then get permabanned, my 4 year old account, along with hundreds of £ of skins gone.

TL;DR - How do I handle my anger?
User avatar #192210 to #192046 - hellomynameisbill (07/26/2015) [-]
Do a less passionate activity, read a book or play a less competitive game.
User avatar #192065 to #192046 - rokkai (07/24/2015) [-]
i used to be just like you. punch my desk, even keyboard sometimes, rage quit from ranked games etc. then after sometime, i started to kinda review my deaths. like, after i die, i go like "what could i have done better?" or "what would have happened if i flashed earlier?" and stuff like that. that made me a much better player and took away some of that rage, but the big thing helped me to get through was blocking every single player in game. you MUST have learned the game by now, so just ignore them and do what your role supposed to do.
in case you want a little tip, do not help a dying guy unless you're playing something like thresh or bard where you can assist them from a safe distance. never risk your own life for the sake of others.
User avatar #192066 to #192065 - closotezuka ONLINE (07/24/2015) [-]
i do do that. its more like, someone says something as little as "gg this gnar" and i end up flipping my dick. even if i mute them, it pisses me off knowing they're talking behind the mute or they said that first thing in the first place
User avatar #192067 to #192066 - rokkai (07/24/2015) [-]
i think you're acting a lilttle paranoid. they're completely random players god knows from where and talking shit about somebody they don't know. you either talk back or just block every single player right after you start the game. don't try to prove them anything. you carry yourself, not them. your teammates are just fucking burdens on your back. that's how i look at soloq. and i play adc so im capable of singlehandedly carry games. it's hard to do so if you main support though.
#192064 to #192046 - whathaveyoudone ONLINE (07/24/2015) [-]
anger issues and you play LoL

get one of those squishy dolls
#192060 to #192046 - hirollin (07/24/2015) [-]
no, they won't perma ban you. the tribunal system is the most broken quality control system ever. There is nothing you could ever do that will get you permabanned. And if you do get permabanned???? Well lucky you, now you can never play that trash game ever again.
User avatar #192052 to #192046 - confusedasian (07/24/2015) [-]
I was going to suggest playing with a friend and having fun. I was then going to say you can add me, but then I saw £ and realized you're not American. I have a lot of anger issues too. For example, my little brother wouldn't stop talking, keep in mind he was only about 8 at the time, and I just got fed up. I grabbed his throat and threw him into his room where I proceeded to beating him with fists and a belt while yelling at him. I can understand anger issues. He's fine now by the way, and so am I. Over the years I've been getting better. I still get angry to that level, but I haven't done anything yet.

You don't sound like your anger levels are at that degree. It just sounds like you'll get annoyed and throw a childish hissy fit. No offense. I just don't know how else to call it. You got mad and intentionally feed. Sorry, I just call it like I see it. What normally calms me down is music. I listen to like kind of pop rock I guess, I'm not sure what it's called, but it usually has an energetic and happy tone. Another thing I do is, while I'm playing league, I listen to the music while I'm playing. I could give less of a shit on the chat because I'm just focusing on my music and whatever I'm doing in game. I would also recommend turning off all talk.

Best thing would just be take a break honestly. I haven't played in a couple weeks I think. Can't really remember what I was last time I played. If you want to keep playing, I would just suggest muting him/her. Lets say you're a support and you're in lane with them, if they gets in trouble, you can just run away. Lets say you're playing Sona. You heal yourself, it's just coincidence that you heal them too. Or if you're getting ganked and they attack you, just Sona ult them and if your adc wants to attack and take advantage that they're stunned whatever. You were just saving yourself. Just happens that your adc is there.
#192053 to #192052 - anon (07/24/2015) [-]
Take your Katy Perry loving ass out of here.
User avatar #192055 to #192053 - confusedasian (07/24/2015) [-]
No. Things like three days grace, alesana, a day to remember. whatever the heck they are. I don't know.
User avatar #192050 to #192046 - filip (07/24/2015) [-]
Instantly mute everyone when you come in-game, EVERYONE. Turn on some nice music while you play, music you get all skitish and happy hearing. If you're not more easily angered, its always fun to play drunk. Over time you can try to unmute other players, but as soon as they even say your name in a annoying tone (you know how), mute them forever.

Thats how you dont get angry (For me atleast, hope for you too). But you're never gonna get away from idots reporting you annyway.
#192048 to #192046 - anon (07/24/2015) [-]
You better start playing on a different account if you have any sense. Only thing for the anger I can think of is hit a pillow or something. If that doesn't work, I can't wait to see how you handle the real world. xD
User avatar #192044 - joshualegitsky (07/24/2015) [-]
How do I open up. I bury everything and it feels like I can't tell people how I feel or even act like. I try but I get up to the point where I can say how I feel, but then I just stop. And doing that didn't help at all and even back fired
User avatar #192068 to #192044 - delphine (07/25/2015) [-]
Try writing it out first. I know that sometimes my thoughts and feelings tend to get jumbled and awkward. I'm much better at expressing myself through writing. So if I write down my feelings first, I find that they flow out more easily when I try to verbalize them.
User avatar #192051 to #192044 - filip (07/24/2015) [-]
When/ how do you not tell people about your feelings? Your gf? Family/friends?
User avatar #192054 to #192051 - joshualegitsky (07/24/2015) [-]
I told this girl she meant a lot to me. I know theres more to it then that vague statement but when I try to go further I don't know I feel at all.
User avatar #192057 to #192054 - filip (07/24/2015) [-]
That doesnt seem like "not being able to open up" at all. Feelings are confusing, okey?
#192049 to #192044 - anon (07/24/2015) [-]
Try having something to drink first. Unless you're under legal age. If that's the case just go talk to mommy.
#192039 - anon (07/24/2015) [-]
i have to do a poop but am comfy in bed. what do?
#192126 to #192039 - hoban (07/25/2015) [-]
Why dont you have a emergancy bucket ? you casual
User avatar #192043 to #192039 - whathaveyoudone ONLINE (07/24/2015) [-]
shit on bed
#192041 to #192039 - anon (07/24/2015) [-]
Bedpans are a thing.
User avatar #192012 - gharshi (07/23/2015) [-]
How do I stop obsessing over minor conflicts or negative "experiencees"? I have this problem where I can't stop thinking about mistakes.

Like today I got yelled at by my boss for some mistake I did which again was his fault for not providing the necessary tools that I needed. Anyway, now I feel anxious as fuck and just wanna quit. I work my ass off, way more than I ever have on anything before in my life. This is my first job and I really wanna do well, but I will never be able to if im gonna have a mental breakdown every time my boss feels the need to assert himself as the dick faggot cunt ungrateful shithead that he is
User avatar #192017 to #192012 - delphine (07/23/2015) [-]
Your boss is trying to do his job, which is to manage. In school, teachers are often too nice to students. We get used to getting a pat on the head and getting second and third chances to redo everything, and get mad if a teacher fails them. It doesn't prepare anyone for the real world, which you are experiencing.

Unfortunately, he is your boss. Some bosses are good and doling out criticism, some are bad at it. Sounds like your boss doesn't know how to criticism constructively, or you may be taking criticism too personally. I had the same issue with my first real job. It was not like school. I did not get a gold star for doing well, and when I made a mistake, I was reprimanded harshly and my job was threatened on several occasions.

You just have to realize that it is NOT an attack on you, personally. He's just trying to get you to be a better employee because his job depends on you doing yours well. Just try and learn what you can from it, and don't repeat the same mistake twice. Remember to give yourself some grace, because no one else will.
User avatar #192026 to #192017 - gharshi (07/24/2015) [-]
thanks for the comment, mate. it calmed me down a lot. you know, to be honest I don't really mind that he was overly loud and condescending. nor am I pissed because it wasn't really my fault. what really bothered me is that I didn't stand up for myself. I stood there and took it all like a little bitch, which was really disappointing.

I know I shouldn't be arguing with my boss and accelerating an already heated discussion, but I really feel like I at least should've stood up for myself. I just tend to freeze up and automatically become a "victim" or whatever. really not a trait I wanna bring on to adulthood
User avatar #192027 to #192026 - delphine (07/24/2015) [-]
Sometime's it's best to just sit and "smile and nod". They are the boss. That's how it works, and there's no shame in it. Just ignore the condescending tone, and assure him whatever you did will not happen again. Usually people who end up climbing the ladder of success to "be the boss" are the ones who like being... well... bossy. Sometimes an arrogant or egocentric work persona stems from insecurity. The only time you REALLY SHOULD stand up to your boss is if they are being extremely unprofessional (ie: sexual harassment, fraud, bullying you into doing something you know is wrong, etc.)

Once, I had a boss (I am a teacher) who was extremely tough. She was extremely demanding and nitpicked at everything I did, and I cried on my way home on numerous occasions. But she was my boss and it was her job to see to it that I did mine. Even though I did not like her nitpicking and arrogance, it was not unprofessional, so I did not fight her.

However, one day, she told me to NOT report a case of child abuse because the family was from a different country, and probably didn't understand our rules. She said she would talk to the family instead. This is 10 shades if illegal, mind you. Instead of butting heads with this principal and making a big scene, I reported the case to the authorities anyway and quietly handed in my letter of resignation the next day.
#192013 to #192012 - anon (07/23/2015) [-]
Well, that's adulthood, living with the shit people put you in and blame you for. After a while you'll automaticaaly don't give a crap anymore and think 'Well, that's only your opinion'.
Well, that's adulthood, living with the shit people put you in and blame you for. After a while you'll automaticaaly don't give a crap anymore and think 'Well, that's only your opinion'.
#192010 - frostbeard (07/23/2015) [-]
How do you find a girl out there that shares your interests?
User avatar #192207 to #192010 - hellomynameisbill (07/26/2015) [-]
Online dating
#192216 to #192207 - frostbeard (07/26/2015) [-]
Heard only bad things about that, but might as well try it out one day
#192148 to #192010 - chokebee (07/25/2015) [-]
You don't.
That's the point of it.
#192213 to #192148 - frostbeard (07/26/2015) [-]
I guess you're right, maybe I should concentrate more on becoming a wizard
User avatar #192032 to #192010 - stilch (07/24/2015) [-]
Baseball bat.
User avatar #192018 to #192010 - delphine (07/23/2015) [-]
What are your interests?
#192023 to #192018 - frostbeard (07/23/2015) [-]
too much/too many, stuff that would make you cringe, stuff you can only dream about, but every man's interest are his own will to survive
#192036 to #192023 - anon (07/24/2015) [-]
Goddamn...
How far back does your neckbeard reach?
#192031 to #192023 - thebestpieever ONLINE (07/24/2015) [-]
So mysterious and alluring.
#192214 to #192031 - frostbeard (07/26/2015) [-]
point taken, I'm desperate but I'm also not ready to be bombarded for the things i love
User avatar #192028 to #192023 - delphine (07/24/2015) [-]
Well, typically you would find those girls while doing said activities. For example, I love backpacking. Two of the boyfriends in my past I had met on backpacking excursions. It's easier to bond over similar activities. I find coffee dates/dinner dates boring and awkward, because you're two strangers thrown together and you have to scramble to find common ground. When you're out doing what you love, you're meeting on common ground.

You also have to kind of be realistic. For example, many guys here might list "video games" on their list of interests. How many girls can one meet playing video games? It's typically a secluded activity, and there are fewer girl gamers than male gamers. It would be like a woman who wanted find a man who shared her interest in designer shoes. Sure, there might be some straight men who like designer shoes, but it's less likely.
#192215 to #192028 - frostbeard (07/26/2015) [-]
Yeah I agree on the common ground thing, but even so it's awkward to start a conversation. For instance, "there" I see a girl that I deem worth her weight, but if my only intention is to get her to become my girlfriend it would be super awkward to find out in the middle of the conversation that she's already taken care of. And you can never be sure about these things.
Even more it would be more awkward to get straight to the point if she's already seeing someone, as awkward as asking your boss for how worth per hour are you on the new job.
And about gaming? It would be just perfect to meet someone with that interest even more so for web surfing, but what I've heard is that there are suppose to be more women in videogaming than men, but I'm not counting on that since the numbers are always changing - beside that, it's even less in my country and those that are suppose to be counted for gamers are just facebook freaks mostly
User avatar #192015 to #192010 - dartherr (07/23/2015) [-]
Do the things you love that involves other people (sportclubs, bars,...). Try to talk to people there so you get to know them, they may know someone who you would like and such.
#192019 to #192015 - frostbeard (07/23/2015) [-]
Done all those things mostly involving different kinds of sports and getting with the gang together for a cup of coffee or hangouts but none of them know any kind of my type.
Then there's a communication problem where I'm not so good at talking anymore, it's like I've contracted this "diseases" just a while ago. Not just problem talking to girls but frankly just anyone, it's like i've forgotten what to talk about with people whether if its normal, smalltalk or something interesting y know.
User avatar #192007 - sphincterface (07/23/2015) [-]
How do I read on long car trips without getting carsick?
User avatar #192208 to #192007 - hellomynameisbill (07/26/2015) [-]
anti nausea medication
User avatar #192106 to #192007 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (07/25/2015) [-]
Don't read in the car
Try and look out the front windshield whenever you feel sick
#192016 to #192007 - dartherr (07/23/2015) [-]
Try using a car-strip (see picture). It may be a myth, but research shows that even people who know they're taking placebo-pills and not real medication tend to get the same effects as the people who think they get the real medication but get the placebo-pills. This may be the same principle.
User avatar #192014 to #192007 - thedudeistheman (07/23/2015) [-]
I don't think you can.
User avatar #192001 - mondominiman (07/23/2015) [-]
Whats worse giving a baby soda or coffee
User avatar #192021 to #192001 - delphine (07/23/2015) [-]
Though I would be surprised if a baby even drank the coffee unless you forced it down their throat. It's bitter, and infants will typically reject bitter tastes.
User avatar #192020 to #192001 - delphine (07/23/2015) [-]
I used to work in a nursery. Both are bad. Soda can actually rot their teeth before they come in. Caffeine will cause anxiety in the short term (imagine the feeling of an extreme caffeine buzz and not knowing what caused it. You'd feel like you were having a heart attack), and it could stunt a child's growth in the long term. Babies are supposed to drink milk, or water. Or maybe 100% apple juice as a once-a-week treat.
User avatar #192025 to #192020 - mondominiman (07/23/2015) [-]
Both my parents and the parents on the moms side give my nephew cans of soda whenever he asks for them. He's barely a year and some months yet both sides put soda in his sippy cup whenever he throws a hissy fit. I was just fucking around on the coffee part since I was having coffee at the time.
User avatar #192085 to #192025 - sphincterface (07/25/2015) [-]
Dude that's bad! Like, really really bad. You should wait quite a while before giving kids soda.
User avatar #192029 to #192025 - delphine (07/24/2015) [-]
Really? That's awful from a developmental standpoint. One, it's teaching him that he gets what he wants by throwing a tantrum, and two, it's going to take a lot of work to break him of soda. Soda might be tasty, but there are literally NO health benefits to it. It's meant as a treat for once and awhile, and it's not something that is good to drink all the time.
User avatar #192022 to #192020 - confusedasian (07/23/2015) [-]
Really?


Sort of explains my little brothers teeth. I mean, he's okay now, but I thought he was alright. He liked soda when he was little. er. He's 9.
User avatar #192024 to #192022 - confusedasian (07/23/2015) [-]
We gave him soda when he was a baby (like 3ish) because he liked it.
User avatar #192030 to #192024 - delphine (07/24/2015) [-]
Yes, well, three-year-olds also like monster trucks, but that doesn't mean they should (or could!) drive them. Again, soda for a three year old is probably safe as long as it's a teeny tiny amount. Like, a half a cup of soda as a treat every once and awhile. Not a whole bloody can every day. No different than ice cream or a candy bars.
User avatar #192035 to #192030 - confusedasian (07/24/2015) [-]
No, that's not what I meant. Just whenever we went out to eat or we ate some fast food. We just gave he a sip when he wanted some/curious what we were drinking.
User avatar #192006 to #192001 - sphincterface (07/23/2015) [-]
Soda, but you shouldn't give a baby either one.
User avatar #192005 to #192001 - dreygur (07/23/2015) [-]
GIve them neither.
User avatar #192002 to #192001 - StewieGGriffin ONLINE (07/23/2015) [-]
Soda, its like coffee with a buttload more sugar.
User avatar #191999 - scapeartist (07/23/2015) [-]
Here's a question from a job application I'm filling out:

_What is the worst thing you have heard about [Company] and what are your feelings about what you heard?*
_
Should I be completely honest with my answer or should I just say that I haven't heard any negative comments?
User avatar #192033 to #191999 - stilch (07/24/2015) [-]
Be completely oblivious.
#192037 to #192033 - immatakeaduty (07/24/2015) [-]
it depends on the position you are applying for, and who you are in fact trying to be employed by.   
   
If it's IS that you're trying to work for, I would probably err on the side of caution and tread lightly, something along the lines of "Well I've heard you don't offer a sugar substitute in the break rooms, which is just fine by me because I'm allergic to coffee!". After they hire you, just don't drink any fucking coffee.   
   
If it's some random large corporation, i.e, McDonald's, Wal-Mart, R.J.Reynolds...any one of the more hated conglomerates out there, I would put everything on the table. It shows pretty damn good work ethic if you're willing to suck it up and leave your feelings at the door.   
   
So, op, which corporate devil are you hoping to further along on their tyrannical path of global takeover? pic related
it depends on the position you are applying for, and who you are in fact trying to be employed by.

If it's IS that you're trying to work for, I would probably err on the side of caution and tread lightly, something along the lines of "Well I've heard you don't offer a sugar substitute in the break rooms, which is just fine by me because I'm allergic to coffee!". After they hire you, just don't drink any fucking coffee.

If it's some random large corporation, i.e, McDonald's, Wal-Mart, R.J.Reynolds...any one of the more hated conglomerates out there, I would put everything on the table. It shows pretty damn good work ethic if you're willing to suck it up and leave your feelings at the door.

So, op, which corporate devil are you hoping to further along on their tyrannical path of global takeover? pic related
#192047 to #192037 - scapeartist (07/24/2015) [-]
A gas station chain in south USA called Buc-ee's.

To be honest, I've never stepped foot into one of their travel stops. The only thing I know about them is that their stores are massive and that they're currently hiring.
User avatar #192000 to #191999 - dartherr (07/23/2015) [-]
I think it may be good to try to convert a bad thing you've heard about the company in a positive thing. This may be hard in some cases, but then they know you're not really hiding anything/lying to get the job. (they probably know people say bad things about them, no company is perfect.)
User avatar #192003 to #192000 - StewieGGriffin ONLINE (07/23/2015) [-]
This. For example you can say "I've heard that the company owns sweatshops in china" then follow it up with "That shows how opportunistic they are".
#191995 - muchname (07/23/2015) [-]
anywhere I can watch mystery hunters? Ive found a youtube channel that does but they only have a few.
Mystery Hunters was basically the reason I got up at 8am, it means a lot to moi.
User avatar #192127 to #191995 - hoban (07/25/2015) [-]
Try Vodly.to they pretty much have anything i have wanted to watch
#191994 - anon (07/23/2015) [-]
I need to take a new FB profile picture,

how can I get creative?
#192149 to #191994 - chokebee (07/25/2015) [-]
How about deleting your "fb"? Whatever the fuck that is.
#192045 to #191994 - brcstar (07/24/2015) [-]
**brcstar used "*roll picture*"**
**brcstar rolled image**Just use this
#191998 to #191994 - anon (07/23/2015) [-]
Drugs.
User avatar #191996 to #191994 - StewieGGriffin ONLINE (07/23/2015) [-]
beach, top of hill, top of mountain, top of tall building, park, underwater.
User avatar #191987 - hellomynameisbill (07/23/2015) [-]
Guys, I literally forgot what confidence meant for like a year. How do I be more confident.
#192008 to #191987 - frostbeard (07/23/2015) [-]
Hah! The things I've forgotten...
But for confidence? I dunno... trust yourself, believe in your own strength, goals and purposes? Depends why you want to become confident
User avatar #191992 to #191987 - durkadurka (07/23/2015) [-]
I've been trying to figure that out my entire life bud. I'm leaps above where I used to be, but there's still more ground to cover.
You won't figure it out overnight. It's gonna take time.
User avatar #191988 to #191987 - joshlol (07/23/2015) [-]
same tbh
User avatar #191981 - thumbsdenied (07/23/2015) [-]
How to teach a puppy to go on a training pad, ive cleaned the house with dog waste cleaner, ive placed 2pads in front of the door way, sprayed something to attract her.

Yet she refuses to go on the pad, when i take her there she plobs down and tries to sleep on it, i take her there when she squats, i cant stop the peeing but the pooping she does stop, but when ive moved her on the pad she doesnt go.
She also hates to go outside, i take her out atleast 5 times a day. Once for walking other for potty. But she rather seems to hold till inside which i dont understand cause shes 8-9weeks and shouldnt have controll of her bladder.

I play with her alot to waste energy, also try playing outside but she doesnt like being outside wich makes the walkies difficult.
User avatar #191984 to #191981 - weinerdick ONLINE (07/23/2015) [-]
This might sound retarded, but maybe try training her to use a kitty litter box?
Worst case scenario if she doesn't like it, you'll have only spent 5 bucks on the box and 5-6 on the cat litter, which you could save in your car if it gets stuck on ice in the winter.
User avatar #192004 to #191984 - thumbsdenied (07/23/2015) [-]
I bought a play pen, to section off my computer so she doesnt get to the wires and kitchen area, helps me keep an eye better on her so she cant runs away to a corner, also i carry her outside to her spot and havent had but only 1 accident today in my apartment. she still dont care about the training pads, but i set a large area of pads next to my outside door so i have time to put on my shoes and carry her outside.

I dont think i can stop her peeing while i sleep though.
User avatar #192038 to #192004 - immatakeaduty (07/24/2015) [-]
a dog will not shit where it sleeps, so what you could do is tie it up while you sleep, it won't use the bathroom, but it will let you know it has to go.

as for training pads, it's really up to you. learn her cues, and when she seems like she has to go, either take her out or place her on the pad

it takes time, and as you said, she's just a litchel one, understand there will be accidents until she's a few months old.
#191967 - anon (07/23/2015) [-]
I think of myself as a patient man.

Everyday of my life is unfulfilled. I wait for the day i might feel happy for the first time, will that day come though? No one bothers talking to me about anything, maybe my friendly facade makes people think im alright? I am not sure, but i wish someone would just talk to me seriously for once.

Well maybe one day
User avatar #192011 to #191967 - durkadurka (07/23/2015) [-]
You can't just wait around for things to happen to you. YOU have to make it happen.

Ah yeah, deep conversation is kinda hard to come by, or at least that's my experience.
User avatar #191974 to #191967 - sugoi (07/23/2015) [-]
You are not an anime character, a magical girl/boy won't magically pop out of the sky and you won't have this sexual tension going on between you two as you go on wild adventures ranging from a haunted school to a beach trip before eventually confessing your love for each other on new years day with fireworks going off behind you.

The future belongs to those that prepare for it today, the happy times will come only if you actually try, you have to go out, find a job, make friends. You make those happy times.
#191986 to #191974 - anon (07/23/2015) [-]
thats depressing
#192009 to #191986 - frostbeard (07/23/2015) [-]
well he's right, you'll have to fight for what you love and want (you can do anything you set your mind to, especially with your flow) - its simple life, but this time of computers, Internets and fj are the only reason we're all here, sad, depressed, feeling unfulfilled and trapped in this mind of our own self-damaging thoughts. So yeah if nothing works, set your mind in one of your own deep interests that inspires your heart with fire and follow that path, for it is there where you shall meet your demands.
The most depressing part of this life are just jobs, a place where you have to mindlessly spend at least 8 hours a day wasting energy somewhere you don't even give 2 shits about - the rest is peasy
I too want to know how to talk to people better but I just dont know how, even though I'm trying to avoid them as best as I can
#191973 to #191967 - amazingzebra (07/23/2015) [-]
i thought u were a girl
User avatar #191964 - feelythefeel (07/23/2015) [-]
Apparently, being level 250 makes you a mod. Is this true? Considering I'm level 340, it sounds like bullshit.
User avatar #191989 to #191964 - joshlol (07/23/2015) [-]
being 250 makes you eligible to qualify for modship

level 250 is easy to get to and there are hundreds of level 250+ on FJ lol
User avatar #191975 to #191964 - sugoi (07/23/2015) [-]
It's bullshit.
#191966 to #191964 - anon (07/23/2015) [-]
I found this page, but I don't know if it's outdated by now or not. /Mod+application+page/text/5442460/
#191960 - anon (07/23/2015) [-]
Anyone know of any good ways to whitening teeth without making them sensitive or whitening them patchy? I've tried strips and toothpaste but they make my teeth hurt or the inside of mouth peel.
#191965 to #191960 - anon (07/23/2015) [-]
*inside of my mouth peel

Also, to add onto this question; is there a good way to get rid of bad breath? I brush my teeth twice a day, once in the morning and at night, but I always end up having a dry mouth and bad breath during the day.
User avatar #191982 to #191965 - foreveranonymous (07/23/2015) [-]
Brush your tongue, a lot of people forget to do this
Use mouthwash, I use www.listerine.com/mouthwash/listerine-ultraclean-arctic-mint-antiseptic-mouthwash This shit is so fucking strong it hurts. It fucking burns while you're swishing it, you can feel it fucking frying all the bacteria in your mouth, 10/10
Or just ask your dentist, they're wiser than some fags online
User avatar #191962 to #191960 - hirollin (07/23/2015) [-]
I am also curious about this. When you go to the dentist to get the 300 dollar whitener or something, it works. It really works, but you need to know that it hurts like a bitch if you do it regularly. But IT WORKS.

You also need to do it every few years, because your teeth will naturally get yellower, but they will always be whiter than before to an extent.
#191948 - anon (07/23/2015) [-]
I'm really self conscious about whether or not I'm pretty. Without telling you which one I am, can you rate the girls in this picture honestly and tell me what you think of each one?
#192150 to #191948 - chokebee (07/25/2015) [-]
Instead of making a duck face, smile, like the two other chicks.
And that's about it.
#191993 to #191948 - anon (07/23/2015) [-]
Honestly, you all look fine. No major scars or fucked up faces so that's good, but nothing that really stands out about anyone in this picture.

The thing I want to know is why everyone is commenting how you dress. Like I know funnyjunk is full of outrageous homos but I thought that was all a joke, are these people really so gay that they care more about girl's clothes than the actual girls?
User avatar #191990 to #191948 - joshlol (07/23/2015) [-]
they all look average-slightly above average
one on right has nice smile

BUT YOU ALL DRESS LIKE SHIT
User avatar #191991 to #191990 - joshlol (07/23/2015) [-]
throw out all band tshirts / bright coloured clothing / high-street fashion
invest in plain, well fitting black/grey/white clothes
#191970 to #191948 - amazingzebra (07/23/2015) [-]
middle 9/10
right 8.2/10
left 6/10

i mean the left one is also cut off, and is taking a pic at a weird angle with two cute girls
#191971 to #191970 - amazingzebra (07/23/2015) [-]
all dress poorly tho
#191972 to #191971 - amazingzebra (07/23/2015) [-]
when u r satisfied with answers you should tell us who u r
#191961 to #191948 - anon (07/23/2015) [-]
I don't feel comfortable rating any girl without knowing their ages.
Yall look like you're in 8th grade, fuck man.
User avatar #191959 to #191948 - dreygur (07/23/2015) [-]
I don't like the looks of the left one, the middle one looks chill so she's the best-looking for me, which I'll add that the right one could relax her face muscles a bit when taking pictures.
User avatar #191958 to #191948 - confusedasian (07/23/2015) [-]
Looks fine, but the middle/top girl looks captivating. Like relaxed and more mature to me for some reason.
#191957 to #191948 - anon (07/23/2015) [-]
attention whore level is high at least
User avatar #191956 to #191948 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/23/2015) [-]
left looks like about 80% of face
middle is less than meh
right looks exactly like a guy I've known since kindergarten named Talon

would not do any
At least they have v good teeth. That's worth more than my penis.
#191968 to #191956 - anon (07/23/2015) [-]
No one really expects you to find girls attractive, alexanderburns.
User avatar #191954 to #191948 - mrbigcock (07/23/2015) [-]
Right: 8
Middle: 7.5
left I can't really see so I don't want to rate (could be unfairly) but thats just my opinion
User avatar #191953 to #191948 - kegget (07/23/2015) [-]
I can't comment on the one in the blue, because she looks really young.

But all seem as pretty as eachother. Nice skin without make-up is a blessing.
User avatar #191949 to #191948 - shaunata ONLINE (07/23/2015) [-]
Left: 8/10
middle: 7.3/10
right: 7/10

but thats just my opinion, everyone's is different
#191944 - anon (07/23/2015) [-]
My EX keeps on calling my phone from an unknown number. Keeps on saying the creepiest shit. "I love you" "What's your eye color?" "How tall are you now?" Told her to stop the shit but she just keeps doing it.
User avatar #192128 to #191944 - hoban (07/25/2015) [-]
Seeing that she has too ask all these questions i can see why she is your ex
#191963 to #191944 - anon (07/23/2015) [-]
buy a shotgun
User avatar #191945 to #191944 - thebestpieever ONLINE (07/23/2015) [-]
You're going to die, mate.
#191946 to #191945 - anon (07/23/2015) [-]
dammit
User avatar #191947 to #191946 - thebestpieever ONLINE (07/23/2015) [-]
Seriously, call the police, dude, that shit is fucking strange.
#191941 - epicextreme (07/22/2015) [-]
fuckin student night and people making a ruckus out on the street
am I mad because of their behaviour or that I dont have a clique to party with?
dumb ass young people, I envy their youth.
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