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#143274 - anonymous (07/09/2014) [-]
So i was told to stop fapping and looking at naughty images for a while, but how?
Like i cant stop more than a few days or a week at most. I was starting to get desensitized to straight porn and started get more interested in gay furry stuff. But i dont feel any attraction to any males themselves just the act, i was told its just because i look at too much straight images.
#143277 to #143274 - saltybanana (07/09/2014) [-]
man you'll eventually get over it.

best thing you can do is dont go on your computer for 30days. best way to get rid of an addiction. and find yourself a gf or something man. if not a gf a friend to keep your mind off of that stuff
#143279 to #143277 - anonymous (07/09/2014) [-]
I've been wanting a GF for years, but i dont have a hope in hell of getting one, i've been using dating sites for months to no avail, and in real life there isnt anyone my age at my work and i have no friends to socialize and meet more people with.
User avatar #143281 to #143279 - saltybanana (07/09/2014) [-]
make friends with your co-workers man, go clubbimng even by your self. fuck it man try something.

soooo many ways to meet women you have no idea.
#143275 to #143274 - anonymous (07/09/2014) [-]
That sounds a lil bisexual.
#143269 - spoopyskeleton (07/09/2014) [-]
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THE SPOOKY SKELETAL IS HERE TO ANSWER UR QUESTIONS    
   
THE GREAT LORD AND SAVIOR WILL HELP YOU WIT ANY ADVICE    
   
DONT BE AFRAID CHILD
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THE SPOOKY SKELETAL IS HERE TO ANSWER UR QUESTIONS

THE GREAT LORD AND SAVIOR WILL HELP YOU WIT ANY ADVICE

DONT BE AFRAID CHILD
User avatar #143332 to #143269 - nigalthornberry (07/10/2014) [-]
My stomach hurts
User avatar #143313 to #143269 - moarpotatos (07/10/2014) [-]
How do I remove the cucumber that's lodged into my anus?
User avatar #143278 to #143269 - haydentheviking (07/09/2014) [-]
how does one acquire a cheese on toast
#143287 to #143278 - spoopyskeleton (07/09/2014) [-]
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brr brr brrrr   
   
not u again fuk off m8 im doing wurk here
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brr brr brrrr

not u again fuk off m8 im doing wurk here
#143294 to #143287 - haydentheviking (07/09/2014) [-]
TELL ME I JUST....im really hungry and all i have is bread and cheese....
TELL ME I JUST....im really hungry and all i have is bread and cheese....
#143273 to #143269 - dehumanizer (07/09/2014) [-]
Oh spooky skeleton, how do I get a qt 3.14 gf?
#143286 to #143273 - spoopyskeleton (07/09/2014) [-]
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brr brr brrrr   
   
You must first devote your soul and mind to the great lord and savior SPOOKY SKELETAL   
   
then, you shall recive all the pie girls in the world
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brr brr brrrr

You must first devote your soul and mind to the great lord and savior SPOOKY SKELETAL

then, you shall recive all the pie girls in the world
User avatar #143522 to #143286 - teoberry (07/11/2014) [-]
*spot
User avatar #143521 to #143286 - teoberry (07/11/2014) [-]
im not sure the drill sarge wants you taking his sport
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#143260 - anonymous (07/09/2014) [-]
Okay, so im 17 and im dating another 17 year old. I saw a picture of someone yesterday, i didn't give it much thought but im like shes kind of pretty. turns out shes two years younger and missing and i feel really creepy.
#143270 to #143260 - dehumanizer (07/09/2014) [-]
Okay, so im 20 and im dating no one. I herd of someone today so i didnt give it much tought but im like, she might be kind of pretty. Turns out she's five years younger and missing and i dont really care because I dont know shit about her and its a big world and bad stuff happens all the time and if I let it affect me, it will be no good.
#143262 to #143260 - minutes (07/09/2014) [-]
There is no reason to feel creepy? I mean it's okay for a 17 year old to think of a 15 year old as attractive. Hell sometimes 14 year olds look like 18 year olds. And I really don't get the missing part. What does it matter if she is missing? I mean that's bad and all but does that status instantly render her as unattractive or what?
User avatar #143261 to #143260 - thatnigger (07/09/2014) [-]
This the blue haired girl? Honestly, it's not creepy if you would stay away knowing her age, it does happen.
#143256 - kinaran ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
Hey guys, I need your help didn't know where else to post this. I recently had a bad accident and lost the use of my left hand for about a year. I was driving a UTV and flipped it to avoid hurting my passenger (my good friend) in turn I lost 2 pints of blood and broke my hand in 7 places I now have over 100 stitches, 7 pins, 4 screws and some K-Wire in my hand, I am a big gamer and cant play the games I love and I am unable to work so I have a lot of free time. I was wondering if ya'll could suggest some games I could play with one hand on the PC that arent to expensive I would love some suggestions. Thanks for reading.
#143271 to #143256 - dehumanizer (07/09/2014) [-]
Civilization 5 with all expansions and DLCs, very fun fun fun and addictive, turn based game so you'll do fine with just one hand.
User avatar #143258 to #143256 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
Banished
Audio Surf 1 & 2
Edge
Osmos
Fieldrunners 1 & 2
Little Inferno
Limbo
Papers, Please (Some actions are done quicker with two hands, but the entire game is possible with just the mouse.)
Kami
User avatar #143265 to #143258 - kinaran ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
Im currently downloading banished it looks like fun thanks for the help
User avatar #143267 to #143265 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
Banished is a great game; The only exception to using just the mouse, would be rotating buildings.
You have to press R to rotate buildings. Although since you can stop time, that shouldn't be much of a problem.

Also, anytime!
#143272 to #143267 - dehumanizer (07/09/2014) [-]
Banished? The man lost his hand now you want to give him a heart attack?

>tfw watching one of my houses on fire
>tfw the whole village burned down
#143282 to #143272 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
I've yet to have any of my villages catch fire.
#143342 to #143282 - dehumanizer (07/10/2014) [-]
it just doesent make sence, the house on fire was right next to the village well then all of the sudden all the other houses caught fire too, meanwhile I turned all my villagers into laborers so i can watch them run around throwing buckets of water but to my knowlage no house was spared

>mfw after the fire
User avatar #143259 to #143258 - kinaran ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
thanks
#143257 to #143256 - anonymous (07/09/2014) [-]
Rome: total war.
DEFCON

mostly mouse based, they're only $7
#143251 - derpyhoovezz (07/09/2014) [-]


So actually my GF is still worried about being pregnant since it is too early for her to start haveing Premenstrual cramps

Lucky me i get to play the waiting game and see if she truly is pregnant
User avatar #143285 to #143251 - Timmietim (07/09/2014) [-]
Falcon punch in the stomach
User avatar #143252 to #143251 - yunouppercase (07/09/2014) [-]
so you got to wait, because she's not sure whether she is already pregnant?

she couldn't get any MORE pregnant you know?
User avatar #143337 to #143252 - hhanako ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
i like your logic
User avatar #143449 to #143337 - yunouppercase (07/10/2014) [-]
thanks never heard that before
#143243 - jessieqwertyu (07/09/2014) [-]
Anyone have any experience using Gofundme for veterinarian bills? Long story short, my pigs nuts are messed up.
#143228 - hsm (07/09/2014) [-]
What am i supposed to do if my 1000 gbs of back up data is destroyed? Am i supposed to keep back up of back up?
#143233 to #143228 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
Back-up of a back-up is correct.
Get yourself a nice 3tb External Western Digital HDD.

Although it's best to get a 64gb flash drive and consolidate any important files on there.
Honestly, if my combined 6.5tb of memory were to fail on me now, I could care less about the data lost.
I have it all on OneDrive, Google Drive, Dropbox, Adobe Creative Cloud, etc.

Pic related, all mah storage.
#143235 to #143233 - hsm (07/09/2014) [-]
i have two external 1 TB Western Digital HDDs. I keep my back up in one of them and have the other one in case the first one gets full. My back up is 700 gb right now. And if i fill both of them then it'll destroy the purpose of buying a second one. What do?
User avatar #143238 to #143235 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
Figure out what is really important.
Again, personally if I lost all of my data on my HDDs, I could care less. Consolidate files, figure out what you truly need, and just keep a backup of that on a cloud service. Then use your extra external HDDs for whatever you want.
#143240 to #143238 - hsm (07/09/2014) [-]
Dude how do you expect me to upload 400 gbs of important data on cloud? Rather than doing that i would just download it all again. But i didn't gather 400 gbs in 1 day, oh no sir. Little by little, it has gotten so big that it will be a problem to lose it. I've lost my data once before but then it was my fault for keeping back up on a goddamn psp, i really care about my data.
#143244 to #143240 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
Then get yourself another external HDD for a backup of your backup.

If you can't consolidate into a smaller amount, then get a larger HDD for backups.
#143245 to #143244 - hsm (07/09/2014) [-]
ahh yes money solves everything. If only i had any.
User avatar #143234 to #143233 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
* I have all important files on cloud services, my flash drive, and my classic iPod
#143237 to #143234 - hsm (07/09/2014) [-]
I used to keep my shit on a 2gb mp3 player.
#143225 - newmanthemailman (07/09/2014) [-]
HOW DO I GET ELAINE TO LOVE ME
#143229 to #143225 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
You need money.   
Lots of money.   
   
There's a new opening as a programmer for this great, massive, multi-million dollar park opening up.   
You seem like the programmer type... No offense, of course.   
Land a job there and you'll be getting 5 digit paychecks.   
   
Anyhow, it's well worth applying there.   
The park is called Jurassic Park. Look it up.   
Also, you didn't say the magic word, you fat fuck.
You need money.
Lots of money.

There's a new opening as a programmer for this great, massive, multi-million dollar park opening up.
You seem like the programmer type... No offense, of course.
Land a job there and you'll be getting 5 digit paychecks.

Anyhow, it's well worth applying there.
The park is called Jurassic Park. Look it up.
Also, you didn't say the magic word, you fat fuck.
User avatar #143218 - mondamini (07/09/2014) [-]
Have been using google chrome for a while, but I've had this problem for a few months where whenever I go onto twitter, newspaper websites or just random pages it crashes and becomes unresponsive for around 30 seconds. It's getting really annoying and I don't know whats causing it. I've even disabled all my add-ons when going on the sites but still freezes.

And it only ever happens once after starting the computer up. After the first time I can go to the website without it freezing.
User avatar #143310 to #143218 - awesomerninjathing (07/10/2014) [-]
download google ultron
#143220 to #143218 - hsm (07/09/2014) [-]
Delete it, reinstall it. Also delete all files in %temp% folder. If that doesn't work then i dunno man.
User avatar #143217 - thumbsdenied (07/09/2014) [-]
i have no idea how tumblr works and i just want to find whats popular on the site, or somekind of front page. does tumblr even have a front page thats just a mix of all tags that i can F5, so i dont have to search specifically for something?

wanna have some lulz on the 4chan vs tumblr war thats going on
#143246 to #143217 - dehumanizer (07/09/2014) [-]
yeah its called best site on the internet
#143247 to #143246 - dehumanizer (07/09/2014) [-]
its called Funny Junk

stupid word censor, my big black penetrative daddy is a gentleman of color
#143248 to #143247 - dehumanizer (07/09/2014) [-]
he is a doublegentleman of color
#143249 to #143248 - dehumanizer (07/09/2014) [-]
bloody hell he's a nigg-er
User avatar #143222 to #143217 - nigalthornberry (07/09/2014) [-]
You'd be better just sitting here and watching it

I think it's like channels here except you only see what you're subscribed to
User avatar #143224 to #143222 - thumbsdenied (07/09/2014) [-]
ah.
the site was getting on my nerves anyway (50€ for a theme for your account, what the balls tumblr).
#143213 - anonymous (07/09/2014) [-]
Need some help getting a better body by October and since Fit is dead i'll ask here
User avatar #143215 to #143213 - marinepenguin (07/09/2014) [-]
Fit isn't really dead, I'll answer anytime someone posts. What exactly are you goals?
#143230 to #143215 - hsm (07/09/2014) [-]
Why did my big black penetrative daddy remove fit from the boards menu? Is it because he stopped lifting and doesn't want to be reminded of his past?
User avatar #143231 to #143230 - marinepenguin (07/09/2014) [-]
It isn't in the side bar thing when you go to image boards, but it still exists at the top of the page when you select a board.
#143232 to #143231 - hsm (07/09/2014) [-]
Fit is dead though. Emptiest board on this site.
User avatar #143236 to #143232 - marinepenguin (07/09/2014) [-]
Not really, I talk with people on there quite a bit. There are worse boards. Sometimes you can go a week without a post, but there are times when people will be all over the board.
#143239 to #143236 - hsm (07/09/2014) [-]
Okay, can you give me a little advice? You see i started lifting 7 months ago and after all this time i've realized that my pride has turned me into a asshole douchebag. How do i avoid being a dick? I'm genuinely a nice person but i've felt the change in my nature since my bicep has gotten bigger than my face.
User avatar #143241 to #143239 - marinepenguin (07/09/2014) [-]
I felt the same way after awhile. After seeing all your time and hard work produce results, you get really confident in yourself, and it is super hard to not let that pride turn into ego and cockiness. For me, I just got used to the feeling almost. I reminded myself that I may be proud of where I am, but there are guys way bigger and stronger then me, and I need to work out and try to reach their level. Focus on moving to the next level, and try to realize that you really aren't as big and strong as you think you are, because your ego tends to inflate your own abilities in your head and make you believe you are much further along then you really are. As long as you recognize that you are becoming something you aren't, then you can reverse it and fix it.
#143242 to #143241 - hsm (07/09/2014) [-]
Hmmm thanks, i appreciate
#143216 to #143215 - anonymous (07/09/2014) [-]
Just to get a better body by then since something big is happening then.
6 ft 2in and 165lbs right now so anything would be better
User avatar #143219 to #143216 - marinepenguin (07/09/2014) [-]
Well, it'll be hard to see a huge difference in just 3 months, but you could gain a bit of muscle by then. Do you have any kind of experience working out or are you a novice?
#143221 to #143219 - anonymous (07/09/2014) [-]
Not with weights but i have to unload heavy stuff by myself
User avatar #143223 to #143221 - marinepenguin (07/09/2014) [-]
Well first, to start off with, if your goal is to get bigger and stronger you need to get into a gym so you can train with barbells. Squats, deadlifts, bench press, overhead press, power clean, shit like that. 3 or 4 days a week is all you need in your current stage. I could lead through an actual program for beginners called "Starting Strength" if you want.

But beyond just the workouts, you'll need to eat better, and more. At your height (I'm 6'3 so I'm in the same predicament), it will be tougher to gain mass without eating a ton of food. 3500-4000 calories a day of decent foods, lots of protein. No soda, no candy, no chocolate, no shit. Cut back on all sugars.
#143214 to #143213 - confusedasian (07/09/2014) [-]
It's more busy here, but fit is still active. No pun intended.

If you wait a bit I'm sure marinepenguin will help you out. He helped me and someone else I forgot who.
User avatar #143208 - jokekill (07/09/2014) [-]
I bought some shoes off a drug dealer, i don't know how he laced them but i've been tripping all day
#143250 to #143208 - dehumanizer (07/09/2014) [-]
was this supposed to be some kind of joke?
User avatar #143210 to #143208 - nigalthornberry (07/09/2014) [-]
Probably a single knot
#143199 - anonymous (07/09/2014) [-]
There was this girl i really liked. She liked me too but when i found out, i started acting really weird. I started acting clingy and annoying and so she deleted me off facebook, skype and we stopped talking even irl too even though i tried to talk and re-add her multiple times.

fast forward 2-3 months with no contact. I decided to add her on skype one more time. To my surprise she accepted.

So i guess my question is, does she just want to be friends or am i being given another chance to go out with her? either way, how do i get back the closeness we once had without being clingy or annoying?
User avatar #143204 to #143199 - fuckya (07/09/2014) [-]
Don't get clingy. That's the best I can advise you. If she accepted it, then she probably still likes you, but she didn't want to deal with your clingy shit.
If you have her phone #, just text her. Wait for her to respond and talk. DONT send her 2 messages back to back unless it's to correct yourself. Don't ask her why it's taking so long to answer. Imagine it as an actual conversation.
#143198 - carevq (07/09/2014) [-]
does anyone know where can i find free online courses on security of nformation (you know, anything that sounds like hacking)? i really like programming and i am interested in this branch
User avatar #143212 to #143198 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
www.hackthissite.org/pages/index/index.php

Honestly, this is the best I've got.
Learning through trial and error. Start off with the JavaScript courses and move on from there.
#143268 to #143212 - carevq (07/09/2014) [-]
thanks
User avatar #143193 - watermelloon (07/09/2014) [-]
Is it stupid to go back out with a guy who cheated on u.

(He cheated on me the second week into the relationship. only once. we were going out for 4 months after that and says that he will do anything for me to go back out with him and shit like that. im not sure about the whole situation)
User avatar #143194 to #143193 - thatnigger (07/09/2014) [-]
You probably shouldn't, because when they say they'll do anything, they assume they should be forgive right away. Say they take you out and you have so much fun, they think they should be forgiven and the whole thing should be forgotten, but that's not how it works. You'll probably never forget what he did, you may forgive him one day but those hurt feelings will always still be there and it'll just damage the relationship, ya know?
After doing that, the guy's on the hook and probably going to be on the hook for the longest time. The relationship doesn't just reset back to zero after something like that, it only makes it so that another mistake hurts more and it's just a really bad situation.
If the guy understands that he'll probably never be forgiven and he'll have to put in so much effort to earn your trust and he's willing to change, then maybe give him a chance but I don't see that happening...
User avatar #143195 to #143194 - watermelloon (07/09/2014) [-]
What if I explain to him in detail that I will possibly never ever forgive him for what he has done. And that even if we have a good day together and shit, it doesn't mean I've forgiven him in the slightest. And that he's going to have to put so much effort into being my boyfriend again and getting me to trust him again, and even then we might not date again.
If he is still on board after that, what do you think then? :\
User avatar #143197 to #143195 - thatnigger (07/09/2014) [-]
Tell him he'll need to tell you where he is most of the time as you don't trust him, tell him he needs to communicate and commit to the relationship. If he's still on board, you wait for him to do said things and if he doesn't live up to the expectations, just leave him. He should know that even asking for forgiveness is too much to ask for, let alone you get back together with him, so he shouldn't be surprised if you don't want to take him back if he doesn't seem to have changed. If he's doing all the things though, and keeps himself away from other women and communicates, I guess it just comes down to you. I don't expect you to forgive him but if he actually does change and treats you like a Queen, then I guess you might have a good relationship on your hands.
Honestly though, I don't really know about it. Make him see that going out with you again is an extreme up hill battle and he can't make mistakes, like at all. If he's still on board you'll just have to see, ya know?
#143196 to #143195 - slightest (07/09/2014) [-]
If he's cheated on you once he'll do it again. And even if he doesn't, he'll still be looking at other girls, and his heart won't be all the way with you. He should be working his fucking hardest just to stay your friend because you don't deserve someone unfaithful in your life.
#143264 to #143196 - silverlance (07/09/2014) [-]
This guy gets it
#143352 to #143264 - slightest (07/10/2014) [-]
Of course i do. I'm slightest.
User avatar #143182 - gunz (07/09/2014) [-]
Sadfag here, anyway to get a girl that has a guy? Just wondering.
User avatar #143186 to #143182 - fistfireace (07/09/2014) [-]
Unless that girl and her boyfriend are near breaking up (or if she's a cheater), then no. Even if they do indeed break up, you would still need to give her space.
User avatar #143188 to #143186 - gunz (07/09/2014) [-]
I see, well ive got a situation where this girl is with a guy who lives 1000km apart and hes a rich guy that just wants to fuck her, they dont speak oftenly and 100% sure they arent going to last long because its a long distant relationship. anymore advice?
User avatar #143189 to #143188 - fistfireace (07/09/2014) [-]
Well, even if you tried to tell her that stuff, she might get upset for whatever reason, and that will ruin your chances of getting her. Then it won't help if you're just assuming things because not all long distant relationships end in a disaster or last a short time.

You'll probably be better off waiting then risking the chances of you getting her (personally, that's what I would do, but if you want to tell her what think, no one is stopping you).
User avatar #143190 to #143189 - gunz (07/09/2014) [-]
Thanks man, its really hard to let go of someone that you really care about
User avatar #143191 to #143190 - fistfireace (07/09/2014) [-]
No problem, and I know how that feels.
User avatar #143192 to #143191 - gunz (07/09/2014) [-]
Yeah, it truely sucks
#143181 - filip (07/09/2014) [-]
Can someone please give me link or explain what's going on between 4chan and Tumblr? Apparently 4chan pissed of Tumblr, but that is as much as i know, and I want in on the fun too!!
Can someone please give me link or explain what's going on between 4chan and Tumblr? Apparently 4chan pissed of Tumblr, but that is as much as i know, and I want in on the fun too!!
#143266 to #143181 - cptfuzzybeard (07/09/2014) [-]
in essence, this.
#143183 to #143181 - gunz (07/09/2014) [-]
Well basically tumblr started on 4chan because of the amount of shitposting and 'bullying' that /b/ does. Recently /pol/ and /b/ raided tumblr because tumblr fags shitposted on 4chan. Its a cycle of ignorance.
User avatar #143184 to #143183 - filip (07/09/2014) [-]
Ahh I see. So Tumblr was just mad that /b/ does what /b/ does and 4chan is just screwing with them and everyone is calling it a "war"?
#143185 to #143184 - gunz (07/09/2014) [-]
Yep, pretty much nailed it right there. They're at war and we're just sitting here with reddit laughing at them
Yep, pretty much nailed it right there. They're at war and we're just sitting here with reddit laughing at them
#143187 to #143185 - filip (07/09/2014) [-]
Yes yes thank you for thy information. Im gonna be on the side that think all of this is silly.
Yes yes thank you for thy information. Im gonna be on the side that think all of this is silly.
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#143203 to #143202 - haydentheviking (07/09/2014) [-]
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User avatar #143227 to #143226 - haydentheviking (07/09/2014) [-]
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User avatar #143138 - gabsmatags (07/09/2014) [-]
hey guys... so. lately, i've been getting kind of... well, stuck in my own head i guess. i get like this sometimes, where i get an idea in my head and it just festers there until it's ALL i can think about. currently, i'm stuck on this fear. my boyfriend is VERY physically attracted to me and has said that he would not be romantically interested in me if he did not find me attractive. thing is, even on my best days i'm only like a 5/10. not a problem with me, i'm fine with the way i look, but i'm just so scared that one day he'll see me for what i really am and then he won't love me anymore because the attraction will dissipate on his end. he loves me a lot so i don't want to upset him with my petty worries but it's really fucking with my head and i found myself contemplating breaking up with him just so i wouldn't have to deal with the pain of him leaving and not loving me anymore. how can i get the fuck over this??
User avatar #143162 to #143138 - thatnigger (07/09/2014) [-]
Talk to him, like now.
If he's not the kind of guy that will listen to the things you have to say, even if you consider him petty, then how much longer will this relationship last?
Communication is key, and if you hide things behind his back like this, it only makes things work.
Talk to him, make him prove to you that he'll try to never lose this attraction he has for you. Build up trust between you two so you'll stress less. Talk to him and you'll be less stressed as well. Don't just assume he's not going to listen to you and things like that, this proves that you barely trust him and have already given up, ya know?
User avatar #143164 to #143162 - gabsmatags (07/09/2014) [-]
i have a bad habit of getting these very... negative ideas about myself and the people around me and bottling it all up. it's really, REALLY hard to actually talk about. hell, i had a hard time posting about it... but i do trust him. the reason i'm avoiding talking to him about it is BECAUSE i don't want him to think i doubt him. i don't want him to feel like he's shallow or a bad boyfriend because he's not. i just always psych myself out. but the idea of him not loving me anymore and me being powerless to stop it is terrifying even if it's not true.
User avatar #143167 to #143164 - thatnigger (07/09/2014) [-]
Then tell him that. He seems like a nice guy, tell him you don't doubt him but your thoughts just run wild and you can't help but feel terrified. Go up to him and give him a hug and look in his eyes and ask him to help you get over these thoughts. If he does help and make you feel better, then you know that you've got a really good boyfriend and he'll probably do anything to stop you from being sad or afraid.
I'm pretty sure if you told him you were stressed and felt afraid daily, he'd want to do something about it right? It's kinda selfish if you don't want him to help you, because I'm sure he does want to help.
User avatar #143168 to #143167 - gabsmatags (07/09/2014) [-]
yeah, you're right... i just wish i didn't have to run for help every time i got my feelings hurt or whatever. i'm kind of a huge pansy, i just want to be able to solve my own problems, but i always wind up begging for help with the shit going down in my own goddamn head.
User avatar #143171 to #143168 - thatnigger (07/09/2014) [-]
Life doesn't really work like that. I'm here giving advice but I still need help with my own problems, because when things happen to you, unless you're very collective and can calm down and think logically, you don't always have an answer to your own problems.
User avatar #143155 to #143138 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
Excerpts from some advice a friend once gave me on dating:

"... I'm not Chad from across the street catching tins of diet coke mowing the lawn. I'm [just some scrawny white kid]. The thing is, such things make no difference in the first place if you have that kind of connection [with someone]...

... Look for that feeling of "too good to be true," The feeling you'd get when a really hot girl gives you her phone number and you think there must be something behind it. Instead of shutting it all out, try being absolutely gullible. Just assume lies do not exist. It'll leave you vulnerable and exposed, but also completely open to anyone truly looking for you and no-one else.

...Main thing is, try to shine out as much of 'you' as you possibly can. And if anyone at all is drawn in closer by that, you've at least found a valuable friend. You know, the kind that just sticks around without any "expiry" date."

It seems like you and your boyfriend have a pretty solid relationship already.
Just note that beauty is subjective. He sees your beauty through your personality. His description of you would be vastly different from, say, a random stranger, or even one of your friends.
Don't break up with him. If he loves you, then he loves you for who you are, not what you are.
User avatar #143163 to #143155 - gabsmatags (07/09/2014) [-]
i just don't know what to do about how scared i feel. i've never been this afraid about a relationship ending (even if it's totally hypothetical).
User avatar #143169 to #143163 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
You're focusing way too hard on the "What Ifs" in life.
You're looking at the worst case scenario. You're over-hyping something that probably won't ever happen.
You're far too worried about a possible outcome in the future.

Learn to accept that not everything is in your control.
Sometimes you just have to roll with the punches. You'll have to deal with what life gives you, when it does.
Life hasn't given you anything, so don't over-react to nothing.
It'd be like me freaking out over my parents dying horribly in a car accident. It hasn't happened, but it could. Should I worry about it? No. It's something I'll worry about when the time comes for me to worry about it.
#143170 to #143169 - anonymous (07/09/2014) [-]
that... that really helps actually. thank you. thank you so much.
User avatar #143726 to #143147 - alimais ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
Don't take Prozac
User avatar #143151 to #143147 - gabsmatags (07/09/2014) [-]
i know it's stupid... that's why i'm trying to get over it.
#143152 to #143151 - dehumanizer (07/09/2014) [-]
just stop, you dont know what real sorrow and suffering is, forget about all the problems that dont exist and go do some normalfag stuff, this place belongs to the frogs
#143174 to #143152 - spoopyskeleton (07/09/2014) [-]
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User avatar #143143 to #143140 - gabsmatags (07/09/2014) [-]
is that really necessary?
User avatar #143153 to #143143 - youngneil (07/09/2014) [-]
It could help people understand if you are worried about your looks for a good reason, or if you are just worrying over nothing.
User avatar #143157 to #143153 - gabsmatags (07/09/2014) [-]
the way i look doesn't bother. at worst, it bores me when i look in the mirror. what i worry about is how he sees me because obviously we can't be seeing the same thing if he's saying i'm hot or gorgeous. i'm scared he'll snap out of it and lose the physical attraction that is such a key component to how he feels about me.
#143139 to #143138 - fistfireace (07/09/2014) [-]
- "He loves me a lot. Pic related, it's my face when.

He straight up told you that he wouldn't be romantically interested in you if he didn't find you attractive. He's only with you because he thinks you're good looking; that is not love. You love someone because you love them from what they are, not just what they look like.

Although, if you really want to keep the relationship, you'll have to talk to him about it. And at the end of the conversation, you'll know what to do (i.e break up, or stay with him).
User avatar #143142 to #143139 - gabsmatags (07/09/2014) [-]
he's not with me for my looks (trust me, i'm not winning any beauty pageants like ever), he just wouldn't have been attracted to me in the first place if he didn't find me physically appealing. for him, a big part of romantic love is the physical attraction. that doesn't mean he cares any less about who i am.
User avatar #143144 to #143142 - fistfireace (07/09/2014) [-]
Oh okay. Well, if that's the case, then you shouldn't have anything to worry about. You still should talk to him about it, though, because it will, most likely, help you feel better about it.

If he truly cares, and loves you like you say he does, he'll understand and whatnot. Again, talking is the best course of action.
User avatar #143148 to #143144 - gabsmatags (07/09/2014) [-]
i know, it's just... we've had trouble before over the way i get when i get an idea stuck in my head (last time, i was convinced that once he left for the air force, he'd get over me and not care to come back). i don't want my petty complaints to bring him down or anything like that.
User avatar #143154 to #143148 - fistfireace (07/09/2014) [-]
Well, he obviously did come back and stayed with you, that should mean something. I think that you're just over thinking things when you have nothing to worry about. I mean, if you don't want to talk to him about it, I don't know what you could do besides to try and stop worrying. Which is probably easier said than done, to be honest, but I'm sure you can do it.
User avatar #143158 to #143154 - gabsmatags (07/09/2014) [-]
thanks... i'll think about talking to him.
User avatar #143159 to #143158 - fistfireace (07/09/2014) [-]
You're welcome. Sorry I couldn't help much, though.
User avatar #143160 to #143159 - gabsmatags (07/09/2014) [-]
it's okay, you did your best and that's what counts in my book.
User avatar #143161 to #143160 - fistfireace (07/09/2014) [-]
Alright, thanks.
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