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#138677 - rereviven (06/15/2014) [-]
Sooo what's this Fault in our Stars thinger?
User avatar #138678 to #138677 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
The Fault In Our Stars | Official Trailer [HD] | 20th Century FOX A new drama/ 'chick-flick' that started off as a Novel.
Trailer explains it all, and then some.

Apparently, it's a really good movie/ book. Heard from friends; Never read it, nor have I seen the movie.
User avatar #138675 - swagasauruss ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
Dont suck dicks unless thats your thing, if so Dont lick vaginas , or at living life.

This concludes Swagasauruss's contribution to the Advice Board
#138671 - anonymous (06/15/2014) [-]
Funnyjunk, I don't get it. Why is my generation overwhelmed by apathetic potheads and alcoholics who spend every waking moment not spent sleeping, smoking, complaining about absolutely nothing, or doing stupid shit? Maybe it's just the area I'm in, but I can't get over how much all of these people annoy me. It just seems like I was born in the wrong century.
Funnyjunk, I don't get it. Why is my generation overwhelmed by apathetic potheads and alcoholics who spend every waking moment not spent sleeping, smoking, complaining about absolutely nothing, or doing stupid shit? Maybe it's just the area I'm in, but I can't get over how much all of these people annoy me. It just seems like I was born in the wrong century.
User avatar #138794 to #138671 - nigalthornberry ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
Use that to your advantage and become a manual laborer charge them a shitton of money

In the future they won't know how to replace an outlet in their house and since they are also too lazy to read the instructions they will have to call an electrician which can cost around $30/hr All you need to do is turn off the breaker and unscrew it, then take the wires out of the screws and attach them to the new outlet black wires to gold screws white wires to silver
User avatar #138673 to #138671 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
When life gives you lemons, you can either cut them in half and squeeze them into your eyes, or you can make lemonade.

Guess what type of people those are?
Clearly they're not making lemonade, since they're drowning their sorrows in substance abuse, whining about everything, and blatantly doing idiotic things.

Not everyone is like this, though.
It definitely sounds like the area you're at. Where I'm from, there's the uncommon-common potheads, uncommon alcoholic, and extremely common whiners/ idiots.
People will always whine and complain about everything, even when all they have to do is stop screwing themselves over and start trying to make things better for themselves.

With our generation; We're all still pretty young. At the oldest, mid-twenties. At the youngest, probably somewhere near 16 years old. Not many are mature yet... Not many are willing to be mature yet. Give it a few years and once they start having to get a job, pay bills, and settle down... Then you have a guarantee that most will mature. Those who do not mature are the ones unwilling to do so.
#138674 to #138673 - anonymous (06/15/2014) [-]
Thank you for that.
Thank you for that.
User avatar #138667 - nigalthornberry ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
Ways to say I love you? More creative ones since I'm stuck right now I can't think when I'm like this
User avatar #138750 to #138667 - marinepenguin (06/15/2014) [-]
Honestly, I love you is enough, if you actually mean it. Going beyond that and comparing her eyes to the stars and her hair to an ancient sea is pretty pathetic sounding.

From what I've seen though, the way you've used it has made it near meaningless like how much of our generation has whittled it down to mean "I like you a lot".
#138700 to #138667 - Orc (06/15/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** Simply tip your fedora.
User avatar #138691 to #138667 - advicedude (06/15/2014) [-]
i love you 5ever
User avatar #138679 to #138667 - thebestpieever ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
We are two of a kind. Of one heart and mind.
User avatar #138680 to #138679 - dumerveil (06/15/2014) [-]
Please kill yourself.
User avatar #138681 to #138680 - thebestpieever ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
But I like shitty songs about Batman and the Joker
User avatar #138670 to #138667 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
"Ich leibe dich" -- Mix it up by saying "I love you" in a different language. What I typed down is German.
"You complete me" / "We are two halves to a whole"

Also, you could tell her a riddle:
> "You're waiting for a train. A train that will take you far away. You know where you hope the train will take you, but you can't be sure. Yet it doesn't matter. Now, tell me why?"
> "Because we'll be together!"
Sorry -- Inception if my favorite movie and I couldn't resist.
#138696 to #138670 - minutes (06/15/2014) [-]
Actually it would be "Ich liebe dich" but you probably just did a spelling mistake so I am gonna shut my mouth now.
User avatar #138756 to #138696 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
That and my German is really rusty.
Thanks for correcting me. I'm pretty bad with grammar in German.
User avatar #138664 - tehbestever (06/15/2014) [-]
don't die
User avatar #138668 to #138664 - nigalthornberry ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
Until
User avatar #138693 to #138668 - dreadedsin (06/15/2014) [-]
Half life 3
User avatar #138701 to #138693 - Orc (06/15/2014) [-]
is Whole Life 3
#138656 - anonymous (06/15/2014) [-]
This girl ive been flirting with finally opened up a bit, she said she almost cant fit her fingers in her pussy. Im generally afraid to destroy the pussy, is it safe?
User avatar #138791 to #138656 - nigalthornberry ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
That's a little personal...
It's kind of like how silly putty or rubber is flexible...
User avatar #138663 to #138656 - marinepenguin (06/15/2014) [-]
"Opened up a bit"

That's some pretty fucking personal information there man.

If she's mentioning that, she's probably thought about having sex with you. But don't worry, the vagina is a very flexible organ, she'll be fine. Just take it one step at a time like awesomerninjathing said.
User avatar #138722 to #138663 - Orc (06/15/2014) [-]
He is referring to her pussy opening up a bit.
User avatar #138662 to #138656 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
"opened up a bit"

I can't tell if this is supposed to mean her vagina is getting looser or if she's telling you more
User avatar #138661 to #138656 - ScottP (06/15/2014) [-]
You might want to slow down there. Take it one step at a time. Just keep talking to her
#138643 - rereviven (06/14/2014) [-]
So I came across this. It seems to be a Holy Roman Empire symbol, but can someone identify it further for me? Like what it means?
#138660 to #138659 - rereviven (06/15/2014) [-]
It's quite large to be a pin. It's a plack (How do spell) most defiantly but thanks
#138672 to #138669 - rereviven (06/15/2014) [-]
Oh wow thanks.
#138639 - anonymous (06/14/2014) [-]
excuse the poor grammar.   
   
does anyone else get the feeling of pure horror of what could be out there about you on the Internet which is there forever on some persons computer that's ready to pop up on day striking you do you down and any hopes of a normal life because of that one thing, but you don't know what it is and that's even more terrifying because it could be anything and it could be bad or it could be good but either way if it got out it would pretty much define you and anyone who meets you and recognize you which means they only have one idea of you and that never changes?   
   
or am I just paranoid?
excuse the poor grammar.

does anyone else get the feeling of pure horror of what could be out there about you on the Internet which is there forever on some persons computer that's ready to pop up on day striking you do you down and any hopes of a normal life because of that one thing, but you don't know what it is and that's even more terrifying because it could be anything and it could be bad or it could be good but either way if it got out it would pretty much define you and anyone who meets you and recognize you which means they only have one idea of you and that never changes?

or am I just paranoid?
#138651 to #138639 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
But does anyone truly care?

Does anyone truly care about some random Joe Schmoe to go searching for anything and everything ever directly related to him on the internet?

The answer: No.

Maybe someone would care when you're applying for a job and they do the background check, but all in all they're searching for Felons and Pedophiles.

TL;DR
No one cares about your past.
Not to sound mean, but it's true.
#138652 to #138651 - anonymous (06/14/2014) [-]
the one thing that does make me unconformable is the simple fact it's there, even if its never seen by anyone ever again, it still scares me. its existence is terrifying.
User avatar #138653 to #138652 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
It's in the past, though.

If anyone ever brings it up, it's a double-edged sword. You can bring up their past, too.
#138654 to #138653 - anonymous (06/15/2014) [-]
alright... I'll have to keep reminding myself of that.
#138642 to #138639 - rereviven (06/14/2014) [-]
Exactly how I feel. There are exactly 3 people on the internet that have a picture of me on their computer and Im still worried they will use it to murder me somehow one day.
#138644 to #138642 - anonymous (06/14/2014) [-]
that doesn't help.....
#138645 to #138644 - rereviven (06/14/2014) [-]
You are paranoid just like me.
User avatar #138637 - japa (06/14/2014) [-]
I found out today that my ex gf cheated on me while we were still together with a guy that I suspected had some feelings for her and he made some obvious actions while we were still together, but she played dumb, I got jealous from time to time cause she didnt do anything to turn him away even though it was really obvious that he liked her really much, even her friends told her, but she kept calling me crazy for being jealous. I was madly in love with her so I tried to ignore that, I didnt belive that she would cheat on me and I trusted her. We remained in touch after she broke up with me cause she said that even though she didnt have feelings for me anymore, she still wanted me in her life and I also couldnt cope with losing her completely from my life, so we kept some sort of contact, it was weird in the beginning, I hoped that we will make up eventually, but my feelings for her eventually faded away, especially after she told me after a month and a half that she was with the guy that I had suspected that liked her, obviously it was mutual. I made peace with that, we still kept some sort of contact, came few times to see her and a friend of mine who lives with her and also I brought few times some food for cat which I gifted her for her birthday, (she had some financial problems of late so I wanted to help her out a bit with buying cat food, spent around 25 euros on cat food in total) she always wanted a cat and I like him too, he is a good cat. And today, after half a year after the break up, I found out (dont ask how) that she made some moves on him too while we were still together before. Also, two days before we broke up, she was at his birthday where they made out, thinking that no one will see them. And two days after we broke up they had sex. When I found out I got mad, then sad, then disappointed, then mad again. .She cheated on me, I didnt think that she would cheat on me even if she didnt openly rejected him ```more in comments```
User avatar #138638 to #138637 - japa (06/14/2014) [-]
but it turns out it was quite the opposite), made a fool out of me cause I was blindly in love with her, who knows what else they did while we were together that I dont know about, lied to me while we were together and even after the break up, but not to not make me feel bad but to make her not feel bad for making me feel bad (I hope that I wrote that so that it makes sense). She blamed me for the break up cause I was ``smothering`` her with my jealousy and being an emotional wreckage at the time I also belived that, that it was my and only my fault. Yes, I had a few outbursts of jealousy, but it would always end up in me being called crazy and feeling like shit for making those ``scenes``, even though they were for apparent reasons. Now I dont feel anything, I am not angry, nor sad, nor disapointed, just nothing, feeling nothing could be good or bad, I dont know. I have cared about her and trusted her so much, it was coming to the point of foolishnes. I had to behave like a jerk to one other girl that liked me (that was few weeks before me and the ex hooked up) so that she thinks that I am a jerk to make her stop liking me, to not give her false hope since I didnt like her. Thats all I wanted from my ex, to not give him false hope, but it was much worse than that. I have lost faith in any form of ``love``, I am not sure that I will open my heart easily, or maybe ever again (since I feel nothing even though I maybe should feel something now, anger or something similar) since even with the first girlfriend I had some trouble with and that wasnt even close to a serious realtionship. Now this crap. I am just wondering now what to do about it? Should I confront her, even though I know that she will play dumb with me, which will anyway result in her knowing that I know. She complained that she has trouble sleeping ever since we broke up, maybe, just maybe, its cause she feels some guilt unconsciously, since she doesnt think about the past or what she did-even more below
#138640 to #138638 - japa (06/14/2014) [-]
or so she claimed that always. Telling her this will just add on top of that. One option is to pretend that like I dont know this and keep it as it is with these ``from time to time`` conversations which we were doing up until now, but I dont think that I am capable of that, I cant pretend that I dont know these things, but she has enough problems with her family, money and college, should I be a better man and not add more stress in her life? She usually initiates these converstaions, so it is unavoidable to talk to her again, maybe I should just ignore her? Try to make some sort of announcment with writing a status on facebook so that her friends can see this, some of them know me and think kindly of me, that would also make them question her decisions (maybe?). Try to tell few of her closest friends the truth which she worked hard on to hide, I am pretty sure that they dont know the whole story. I dont want to do some crazy revenge thing like... I dont know, writing whore on her door or something stupid like that. I dont want to get that low. She was my second girlfriend, but first serious relationship, we lost our virginities together and almost reached one year anniversary, she broke up with me 3 weeks before that, I allready had a present for her, so yeah, I didnt see that coming did I? She is still with that guy. So funnyjunk, what should I do? Thank you for reading this (if anyone had patience to read it all the way, I am sorry if I made errors, english isnt my native language), for the end here is a picture of the cat and me when I brought him( he is sleeping on my shoulder, I dare say that that was cute), he was two months old at the time, a woman saved him from life on streets but she couldnt keep him, I found her over the almighty internet and I thought that he would be perfect present, which he was.
User avatar #138657 to #138640 - marinepenguin (06/15/2014) [-]
Tell her you know, break off all contact. That's not you being a jerk, that's not you being not over her, that's not you being jealous or emotional. She broke your trust and she cheated on you. If you feel like you can't have any kind of relationship with her after finding this all out, then that is a totally fine and rational decision to make. Don't worry about how she'll react, she wasn't concerned with your feelings at all.
User avatar #138684 to #138657 - japa (06/15/2014) [-]
Thank you for the reply marinepenguin, I belive that you are right and that the best course of action is to confront her with this and stop talking to her after this, I will probably do that.
#138655 to #138640 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
Accept your loses and cut all ties from her.   
   
She's a lying, manipulative cheater.   
If she really liked you, then why did she break up with you?   
   
She's trying to play you, man.   
She's getting close with you... when she still has a boyfriend.   
What did she do when you two were together? She started getting closer to another guy, then she went and pounced on him and dumped you. She'll do the same thing with her current boyfriend. If not for you, then another guy.   
   
It's a vicious cycle that's bound to repeat.   
   
Continuing anything with her is helping to feed that cycle. She's baggage. Forget her and move on and your life will be a much happier place to be.
Accept your loses and cut all ties from her.

She's a lying, manipulative cheater.
If she really liked you, then why did she break up with you?

She's trying to play you, man.
She's getting close with you... when she still has a boyfriend.
What did she do when you two were together? She started getting closer to another guy, then she went and pounced on him and dumped you. She'll do the same thing with her current boyfriend. If not for you, then another guy.

It's a vicious cycle that's bound to repeat.

Continuing anything with her is helping to feed that cycle. She's baggage. Forget her and move on and your life will be a much happier place to be.
User avatar #138687 to #138655 - japa (06/15/2014) [-]
Thank you xXThathxOnexGuyXx for having the patience to read all that text and the advice of course. I guess you are right, I never imagined that she is that kind of person but thats probably cause I was blindly in love with her and I didnt see her true self, shame that I was blind, could have saved myself some pain of dealing with all of this.
User avatar #138695 to #138687 - tsoper (06/15/2014) [-]
fuck that bitch, get a new one.
#138641 to #138640 - anonymous (06/14/2014) [-]
keep the cat. move on
#138626 - unncommon (06/14/2014) [-]
My gf wants to see some movie called "The Fault in our Stars" what is it
>inb4 /television/
User avatar #138826 to #138626 - tealeaf (06/15/2014) [-]
take her to the movies then fuck her right in the pussy
User avatar #138658 to #138626 - marinepenguin (06/15/2014) [-]
Just take her and show her a good time. Never hurts to get some brownie points and be that cute boyfriend.
User avatar #138647 to #138626 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
The Fault In Our Stars | Official Trailer [HD] | 20th Century FOX It's a really sad (fake) story of a girl with Cancer.
The trailer literally spoils the ending.

Apparently, the book is better. I can tell you for sure it was selling left and right on Amazon months back.
#138628 to #138626 - nigalthornberry ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
Do it for her, she's your gf.
Also i've never read the book or seen the movie but from my guess two teens fall in love and then one of them dies and then they find out something special
User avatar #138630 to #138628 - unncommon (06/14/2014) [-]
Yeah that's what I half expect,
User avatar #138632 to #138630 - nigalthornberry ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
Just looked it up
Guy meets girl at a cancer meet, he's there for his friend and she had thyroid cancer
he says she looks like Natalie portman
They talk about stuff fall and love
Her lungs fuck up and she gets sent to the ICU
He finds out he has cancer everywhere
He dies
She gets a guy to write a book
User avatar #138636 to #138632 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
lol that sounds so stupid
#138627 to #138626 - minutes (06/14/2014) [-]
Why does it matter? Just pretend to be interested. "I promise to do whatever you want if you take me" should be enough motivation for you
User avatar #138629 to #138627 - unncommon (06/14/2014) [-]
She already does what I ask, I'm just trying to be a nice boyfriend.
Just wanna know what I'm getting myself into,
User avatar #138622 - revengeforfreeze (06/14/2014) [-]
How come I shoot so much farther after being circumcised?
User avatar #138631 to #138622 - makotoitou ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
because circumcised dick is hot
User avatar #138624 to #138622 - marinepenguin (06/14/2014) [-]
Skin is tighter, so it forces the liquid to travel faster?
User avatar #138606 - womanexplain (06/14/2014) [-]
tentaquil pls
#138593 - anonymous (06/14/2014) [-]
What's an orgasm like?
User avatar #138595 to #138593 - makotoitou ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
it's like opening a can of babycorn
User avatar #138604 to #138595 - winners (06/14/2014) [-]
whats babycorn like
User avatar #138605 to #138604 - makotoitou ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
corn but with diapers
User avatar #138589 - beautifull (06/14/2014) [-]
www.webopoly.org GAME NOW OPEN
NAME (not ID): Plebs
Password: Plebs

Get in here bitches.
User avatar #138594 to #138589 - makotoitou ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
HOLY SHIT NOBODY FUCKING CARES
User avatar #138598 to #138594 - beautifull (06/14/2014) [-]
and clearly you do...
User avatar #138600 to #138598 - makotoitou ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
nigga you didn't even read
User avatar #138602 to #138600 - beautifull (06/14/2014) [-]
i read once.
User avatar #138596 to #138594 - beautifull (06/14/2014) [-]
Like 19 people did actually
User avatar #138597 to #138596 - makotoitou ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
tell them to suck my cheetos
User avatar #138599 to #138597 - beautifull (06/14/2014) [-]
I'll suck your cheetos
User avatar #138601 to #138599 - makotoitou ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
k do it
User avatar #138603 to #138601 - beautifull (06/14/2014) [-]
whip it out
User avatar #138586 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
I see all, Tentaquil.

Go ahead and thumb me down. As you did with everyone else.

If you want advice, post. If you don't, then simply don't come here.
User avatar #138590 to #138586 - beautifull (06/14/2014) [-]
he does the same on the game board
#138608 to #138590 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
It's just virtual dislikes.
Nothing a second user can't fix.
#138587 to #138586 - anonymous (06/14/2014) [-]
How do I become a better red thumber?
-tentaquil
#138588 to #138587 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
You post as anonymous whilst logged into your account.
User avatar #138582 - bigblacknegro (06/14/2014) [-]
guys, im in big trouble.
i ordered something from amazon, and my dad wanted to pay for it via bank transfer, but i still got a message that i didn't pay for it.
so after a few weeks i got a letter, saying that i have to pay 49€ instead of 16€.
i have 2 options now. i'm gonna get fucked up by my dad, or i get the money somehow.
i need it asap (3-5 days i think). any ideas what i could do?
User avatar #138607 to #138582 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
It seems like they charged you an overdraft fee?

In any case, your dad is going to find out either way.
If you come clean now it'll be a lot easier than if you did at the end of the deadline.

Also, if you already have the item it is far too late to cancel the order and 'undo' the transaction.
User avatar #138592 to #138582 - beautifull (06/14/2014) [-]
Or get a chargeback from your bank, just tell the bank you didn't agree to the order at that price, bank will charge it back straight away
User avatar #138591 to #138582 - beautifull (06/14/2014) [-]
Sucka dick for money? Sell some games?
#138577 - darkmaster ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
I have been thinking about confronting my ex/friend that's been giving me the cold shoulder. she told me to get lost no talking etc..(partly because i was suggesting ways to be happy with herself as her and not change herself like that self [btw she wants to be a dude] after we broke up) last year and she came back and started talking to me last month hung out two times now nadda i do not know what the fuck i did or if i did anything at all for the silent treatment. the only place i can confront her is at her place at work not when its busy

im a shy guy and don't do the confronting thing i rely do care about her we have history everyone i know dose not have any kind of helpful advice with this. should i have some tact or no holding back? or just give up?
i would like some serious answers and no people who think self mutlation is alright just for there own selfish dezires to be somehing they perfer to be. if not sorry for wasting you're time
#138611 to #138577 - saltybanana (06/14/2014) [-]
oh maaan she wants to goo deep inside you maan! with her dick   
   
dude women are complicated, honest truth ive been and lived with them all of my life grew up with two sisters, it was hell ill tell you waht  all i can tell you from my experience ex gf went lesbo on me cause of seening cheer team everyday naked she grew to like titties  they will leave cause of they think they had changed lesbian-gay/shemale whatever. i believe that it is just a phase in life.   
   
reason she started talking back to you is because she kinda misses youi, but you should be like "NOO! NOOO! my love for chu is GOOONE! leave me be, i must be with my wa-fu" im joking dont say that shit  tell her what you think she is doing is wrong, and all you wanna do is help her. because you care for her. half the time they will just ignore your ass, but she will see whar you been trying todo.   
   
all in all just do you right now man, dont have her on your shoulders anymore, she aint nothing of your concerns anymore. just gonna hold you back in life. i hope she and you do the right thing
oh maaan she wants to goo deep inside you maan! with her dick

dude women are complicated, honest truth ive been and lived with them all of my life grew up with two sisters, it was hell ill tell you waht all i can tell you from my experience ex gf went lesbo on me cause of seening cheer team everyday naked she grew to like titties they will leave cause of they think they had changed lesbian-gay/shemale whatever. i believe that it is just a phase in life.

reason she started talking back to you is because she kinda misses youi, but you should be like "NOO! NOOO! my love for chu is GOOONE! leave me be, i must be with my wa-fu" im joking dont say that shit tell her what you think she is doing is wrong, and all you wanna do is help her. because you care for her. half the time they will just ignore your ass, but she will see whar you been trying todo.

all in all just do you right now man, dont have her on your shoulders anymore, she aint nothing of your concerns anymore. just gonna hold you back in life. i hope she and you do the right thing
User avatar #138609 to #138577 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
So she wants to be a he...

The hardest thing you can do is 'forcefully' change someone's opinion.
In this case becoming a guy is a strong opinion/ preference that she has.
I'm not saying it's impossible to have her change her mind, I'm just saying it'd be easier to give in.

You could simply come to her as a friend, as someone who once liked/ loved her, and tell her she is perfect the way she is.
Just come to her in that way; No arguing, simply tell her that she is perfect as she is right now, and leave it at that.
Come to her with arms open and be willing to embrace her decisions in life; After all, it is her decisions and choices for her life.

It'd be like if you had a friend who really liked X.
Yet you know X isn't right for him. You can't do anything to persuade him; He'll only get pissed off at you and find out the hard way.

And in this scenario, you either embrace her decisions and be there for her, or drop it because any more resistance is just going to get her more pissed off at you.
It's something she'll have to experience first hand. If she has any regrets after becoming a man, it's all on her. Nothing you can do but simply come to her as nice and open as possible, willing to lose, and tell her you love her just the way she is.
#138822 to #138609 - darkmaster ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
i do not think i have been trying to forcefully change her opinion but i was suggesting foods that will boost serotonin in her body considering that's what the testosterone will do inside her brain.

so i should calmly ask her why she is giving me the cold shoulder? and after all that's been said and dune tell her that she is perfect the way she is don't know if she even actually listens or believes me i doubt my words matter at all to her i do not know if i can embrace her decision for me that would be like saying good bye to the girl i admired ironically she had the same views on addicting/substances used for fun substances like X speed etc like me and thought they were weak willed as well and fell for

the X example was a good one would like to tell her that the testosterone would be like X or one of the harder ones just with a unnoticeable change if she would stop after the first month while on it she has not started the "change" its been close to 2 years seance she made this decision

guess you are right would like her to let her know that the T will make her happy because it will make her brain produce serotonin. kinda pisses me off that i i look like an ass trying to stop her when its ok to stop someone form becoming an alcoholic or addicted to a drug though this situation is different but similar

i just hope she dose not regret this decision before the permanent changes take place
#138839 to #138822 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
She's giving you the cold shoulder because you aren't supporting her...
You're not in favor of her becoming a man.

I wouldn't tell her the analogy.
I would simply come to her with arms open and tell her she is perfect the way she is, and say nothing more.

"Hey, I just want you to know that I think you are absolutely perfect just the way you are."

That's all you can do.
That's the only thing right now that wouldn't rustle her jimmies.
Now, you should note that this sentence may piss her off. It might not, since it is a compliment... But there's only one way to find out...

After that you can either stick around and support her and be his friend after everything or just stop talking to her and move on. It sucks, yes, but it's something that is out of your control.
#138934 to #138839 - darkmaster ONLINE (06/16/2014) [-]
i do not think she is giving me the cold shoulder because i do not support her decision actually we did not talk even once about it hmmm well the last time i hung out with her i asked her if it was a date and she did not think it was a date and that is when she started to talk to me less and less
User avatar #138572 - womanexplain (06/14/2014) [-]
DO THE SALAMANDER
#138565 - anonymous (06/14/2014) [-]
my bf acts like an asshole to me when he's angry at someone else or is upset over something. (wont even say 'i love you' and that kindof stuff) What should i do ? or what would you do.

I try to be comforting and supportive but its hard when he acts this. :\
#138568 to #138565 - womanexplain (06/14/2014) [-]
Sit down with him and tell him how you feel, explain that you aren't happy by his behaviour and ask that he works on it. If that doesn't work, you may have to consider a break up.
I wish you luck!
User avatar #138569 to #138568 - womanexplain (06/14/2014) [-]
Or, if he's someone you wish to stay with, ask him to go to anger therapy or even go together.
Or just tell him to block out the people that make him angry.
User avatar #138566 to #138565 - ipostcp (06/14/2014) [-]
If somebody is pissed off, give them space. Are you retarded?
#138567 to #138566 - womanexplain (06/14/2014) [-]
STOP BEING RUDE TO EVERYONE.
User avatar #138576 to #138567 - ipostcp (06/14/2014) [-]
If you're pissed off, the last thing you want to do is talk about why your pissed off.
#138578 to #138576 - womanexplain (06/14/2014) [-]
Yeah, but there's no need to be a meanie. Plus he's doing it a lot, so it's an issue for her.
User avatar #138579 to #138578 - ipostcp (06/14/2014) [-]
Obviously he is under stress. Making him aware that his relationship is being affected will just make it worse and cause tension.
#138580 to #138579 - womanexplain (06/14/2014) [-]
Well she/he can't just put up with his shitty behaviour because he won't deal with whatever it is that's pissing him off. Why should she/he suffer for it?
Well she/he can't just put up with his shitty behaviour because he won't deal with whatever it is that's pissing him off. Why should she/he suffer for it?
User avatar #138581 to #138580 - ipostcp (06/14/2014) [-]
Don't give a shit, I told them my opinion on it. They can think for themselves too.
#138584 to #138581 - womanexplain (06/14/2014) [-]
I see that, but there's no need to be rude.
I see that, but there's no need to be rude.
#138558 - anonymous (06/14/2014) [-]
I had met this guy summer 2013 and we got really close because of some problems in our lives. Once we got over our problems he admitted to me he really liked me. I didn't know what to do about it because I was going off to college but I knew we were extraordinarily compatible so I figured what was the harm in dating him? That's where I made my mistake, in telling him we could try dating.

It was my first year of college and we lasted about 2 months. We had broken up at least 3 times by the end, twice by me and once by him. I realized that I didn't have it in me to make a commitment and that I felt too pressured by him to feel the same as he did, which was head over heels in love.
#138559 to #138558 - anonymous (06/14/2014) [-]
I kind of believe in mental cheating where you're constantly checking out other people and thinking of being with them and I didn't feel comfortable that I was looking at other people I know that when I'm really committed to a relationship the guy I'm with is the only person I see . So that's why I broke up with him. I also had a gut feeling that something was a little "off" about us being together.

Post break-up, he tried throwing everything he could at me to win me back. He tried flowers and chocolate, sweet actions to woo me. When that didn't work he constantly told me reasons why I should take him back. And when that didn't work he told me how he's practically gone crazy (not his words but my view): he sent me pictures of him cutting himself, how he wants to commit suicide, that he's been sexually abused and raped as a child, how he's never going to love anybody again and that I'm the only girl he'll ever love.
#138561 to #138559 - anonymous (06/14/2014) [-]
That went on for a good month after the final break up, then I finally vented to him about what I had done to try to move on by going on a bunch of dates with a lot of different guys. He got really pissed at me for telling him and refused to talk to me until I got back from college.

When I got back he apologized. Then proceeded to ask if there was any chance of us getting back together. I laughed it off and said no and he seemed to be ok with it. But then I realized that even though I was happy we were talking again, I was absolutely disgusted with the idea of talking to him. The month of him trying to win me back was a form of abuse. Looking back on it, I know I could have prevented a lot of it, but I hate when people are in pain so I tried to help him.
#138562 to #138561 - anonymous (06/14/2014) [-]
Now the memories of him and I being together are completely warped and twisted. Everything is really fucked up. I don't miss him anymore and I view the whole relationship as a mistake. I know I can learn from this mistake, but I'm really struggling with the memories coming back to me. These memories fill me with absolute disgust and even make me feel dirty/unclean.

I guess what I'm asking for here is how do I get over this? Or is it something that only time can help? No one except for the guy I'm interested in dating knows the story, but I really need this off my chest. I just don't know what to do anymore. My ex is no longer in my life cuz he overreacted to me ignoring him and I told him off, but the memories are still here.

TL;DR I'm having some serious bad memories that keep coming back to haunt me and the story is the backstory to why I have them.
User avatar #138563 to #138562 - thatnigger (06/14/2014) [-]
Problem here is, most of the time when people have bad experiences like this in a relationship and it doesn't end well. They try and ignore everything about that person and distract themselves with other things. Some people don't get over it, they just get to the point where they've forgotten or it doesn't bother them too much anymore.
There is a way I could think of to fix it. It's basically when you find closure but honestly a lot of people never find closure.
I say let time help, because if you try and talk it out with him, you've got to do it very delicately and it might not even end the right way. It might even cause things to get worse, because not everything is certain.
#138617 to #138563 - anonymous (06/14/2014) [-]
I don't want to talk to him. At this point he's just a bad memory. I really do think time and new memories will help but right now just thinking of anything to do with him makes me shudder.

My mom doesn't know what he's done and I don't plan on telling her but she loves making comparisons to him whenever I talk about the guy I like. She doesn't understand why I get so mad and tell her to stop talking about my ex and I don't want anything to do with him. So yeah. Just got hit with a wave of memories.
User avatar #138619 to #138617 - thatnigger (06/14/2014) [-]
Yea, if you don't want to talk to him, then let time to its magic. You just need to keep your mind off of it, which can be hard if he'll get brought up in conversations. If it happens again, try not to snap, just stay again that you really don't want her to do that and how it's a bit rude for her to prey into your love life I guess. Hope you'll be alright. :3
#138665 to #138619 - anonymous (06/15/2014) [-]
Thanks a bunch man I just wanted to get this off my chest :3
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