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User avatar #167399 - xxkosukexx (12/18/2014) [-]
My anus is inflamed. I looked up my symptoms and it came up as proctitis which is said to be a most common disease that comes from gonorhea and i am not really sexual active. I've had sex with 2 girls my whole damn life and they were clean. So i am sure i don't have gonorhea but damn my anus is swelled up. Can't even shit and i'm constipated. If i smoke a cigarette it kinda helps me poop or if i drink some coffee. I tried ex lax and it barely helped cuz of how inflamed i am. I can only shit tiny bits out at a time. I wanna smoke some weed but i really don't like having to go poop and being high at the same time, rather lay down and watch a movie if i'm stoned but it's fucking ruining my time if my lower back hurts and i feel like i gotta poo.
#167434 to #167399 - harbingerwolf (12/18/2014) [-]
Get one of these.
User avatar #167417 to #167399 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
Visit a doctor, or go to the ER.
Not sure if you have health insurance. If you don't have any and are afraid of it costing a fortune, then go visit a local doctor instead of a hospital.
#167406 to #167399 - youregaylol (12/18/2014) [-]
this is fucking hilarious, but yeah go to a doctor before your ass explodes
User avatar #167402 to #167399 - twiis (12/18/2014) [-]
Have you not spoken to a professional about it?!
User avatar #167400 to #167399 - tubcat (12/18/2014) [-]
Dude, go to the damn doctor.
#167389 - anonymous (12/18/2014) [-]
Anon because I'm a pussy,

So now I know what it's like to be deeply in love with a friend who doesn't seem to have the same feelings for you...and fuck, that's depressing...

And I don't want to say anything for fear of ruining it because I'm pretty sure he doesn't feel the same way...

Writing this here in hope it'll help me get this out of my head and think about something else.
User avatar #167401 to #167389 - tubcat (12/18/2014) [-]
Try talking to him, tell him how you feel.
Don't be a huge ass pussy.
If it makes you depressed, it's a sign that you should get
it off your shoulders.
#167403 to #167401 - anonymous (12/18/2014) [-]
The problem is that I AM a huge ass pussy.
User avatar #167404 to #167403 - tubcat (12/18/2014) [-]
Well you got the option to live with that
sh1tty ass feeling. Or you can tell it
to your friend and get it off your shoulders,
it could turn out bad, it could turn out good.
But you will never know if you don't say anything.
But if you tell him and he gives you an awnser
you know atleast where you stand and can move
on alone or with him.
#167405 to #167404 - anonymous (12/18/2014) [-]
The worst part is you just repeated exactly what I keep telling myself.

But he's one of my only friends and I fear I wouldn't be able to deal with the rejection and I'd end up losing him completely, and I don't want that to happen.
User avatar #167407 to #167405 - tubcat (12/18/2014) [-]
I'm just being a realist here. I can't assure you if you will lose him or not.
But it's not healthy either to live like that.
#167395 to #167389 - saltybanana (12/18/2014) [-]
tell him you wanna go deep inside his asshole man!!   
   
   
why dont you just talk to him. hopefully he doesn't get bugged out or think different about you. a close friend recently told me she liked me, and i said i did too, but she was in a relationship at the time. moral is we still cool    
   
dont be scared maybe he does too, and hes in the same position. love hurts. and its super complicated sometimes. but you gotta take it slow. just tell him what you fell, and just say that you wanna get it off your chest.
tell him you wanna go deep inside his asshole man!!


why dont you just talk to him. hopefully he doesn't get bugged out or think different about you. a close friend recently told me she liked me, and i said i did too, but she was in a relationship at the time. moral is we still cool

dont be scared maybe he does too, and hes in the same position. love hurts. and its super complicated sometimes. but you gotta take it slow. just tell him what you fell, and just say that you wanna get it off your chest.
#167396 to #167395 - anonymous (12/18/2014) [-]
I don't know if this advice helped me, but fuck the first sentence and picture combined made me laugh
User avatar #167398 to #167396 - saltybanana (12/18/2014) [-]
well im doing something right
User avatar #167391 to #167389 - sugoi (12/18/2014) [-]
Are you male? Y/N
If N continue, if Y don't ask him out.

Are they in a relationship? Y/N
If N ask them out, if Y don't ask him out.
#167394 to #167391 - anonymous (12/18/2014) [-]
Male but he's gay too.

And he isn't in a relationship.
User avatar #167381 - becefalus (12/18/2014) [-]
Having my first date this saturday.
any tips or shit?
User avatar #167410 to #167381 - laky (12/18/2014) [-]
Don't be too open. Open yourself just enough so that you appear as an interesting and deep person, but not enough so that the other person can figure you out
#167397 to #167381 - saltybanana (12/18/2014) [-]
whip it out and establish your dominance    
   
just be your self man. smile alot, and always keep a good eye contact not too creepy. girls love it when you have good eye contact    
dont try to be funny, cause no one liked that what i mean "try" as in like " your mom goes to college" type of funny , just be mature when on your date.
whip it out and establish your dominance

just be your self man. smile alot, and always keep a good eye contact not too creepy. girls love it when you have good eye contact
dont try to be funny, cause no one liked that what i mean "try" as in like " your mom goes to college" type of funny , just be mature when on your date.
#167392 to #167381 - anonymous (12/18/2014) [-]
picture him/her taking a huge shit right before you meet him/her.

like a really nasty one. the kind where they just had mexican food beforehand and they are just hugging the walls in pain as it splatters out in a fury of hot farts and diahreah crying for it to be over.

now that person is down to your level, and you can continue as equals.
#167382 to #167381 - sugoi (12/18/2014) [-]
Don't spaghetti.
Don't spaghetti.
#167383 to #167382 - becefalus (12/18/2014) [-]
very insightful
User avatar #167384 to #167383 - sugoi (12/18/2014) [-]
Srs doe, don't get so nervous that you spaghetti.
Keep yo cool.
User avatar #167386 to #167385 - sugoi (12/18/2014) [-]
Bruh if that's all you can add then you are fucked for small talk.
#167367 - hidanfangirl (12/18/2014) [-]
I didn't know where else to post this, but my best friend saved a girl from being raped at school today. I can't really paste the whole conversation we had into this comment, but here's a link to the whole post. I'm so proud of her.

stepauma2.deviantart.com/art/My-Friend-Saved-A-Life-Today-500920957
User avatar #167412 to #167367 - donnybergerstory (12/18/2014) [-]
So much "literally"s i literally can't.
User avatar #167487 to #167412 - hidanfangirl (12/19/2014) [-]
Yeah, she's like that.
User avatar #167501 to #167487 - donnybergerstory (12/19/2014) [-]
arent all girls lol
#167379 to #167367 - anonymous (12/18/2014) [-]
"I don't know where else to post this" Have you tried "Upload"
User avatar #167380 to #167379 - hidanfangirl (12/18/2014) [-]
Well I figured it out after I posted this
User avatar #167376 to #167367 - makotoitou (12/18/2014) [-]
>not joining in
#167357 - heraske (12/18/2014) [-]
Is this a salivary duct stone? Hurts like a motherfucker.
User avatar #167390 to #167357 - fistfireace (12/18/2014) [-]
Looks like a canker sore: imgur.com/gallery/UeAUt (link provides more info about it)

I get them almost all the time (from eating spicy food), and yes, I agree, it does hurt like a mother fucker. Mouth wash burns A LOT though and Antacid just do like mouth wash, don't actually swallow it helped me to get rid of mine.

If I am correct, and it is a canker sore/mouth ulcer it usually heals in less than two weeks. Also, if you think one sore hurts, you definitely don't want a group of them at the same spot. Trust me.
#167363 to #167357 - confusedasian (12/18/2014) [-]
I doubt it looking at that. Looks more like a sore. I got those when i was little. Duct stones have more "clear" color. That looks blurry, unless it's your camera. Give it like two days, or just go to your dentist.
I doubt it looking at that. Looks more like a sore. I got those when i was little. Duct stones have more "clear" color. That looks blurry, unless it's your camera. Give it like two days, or just go to your dentist.
User avatar #167364 to #167363 - heraske (12/18/2014) [-]
I have given it 2 days.

I'll give it a few more days.
User avatar #167365 to #167364 - confusedasian (12/18/2014) [-]
Oh well in that case, try sucking on a lemon or something sour and drinking a lot of water. If it is a stone, the sour lemon and water will make your saliva thing act up and it will push the stone out on it's own. Think of shaking a wine bottle. Sort of the same thing. If you go to the dentist, they'll probably just use tools to pop it out.
User avatar #167368 to #167365 - heraske (12/18/2014) [-]
If you shake a wine bottle the cork will just pop out without any exterior force?
User avatar #167370 to #167368 - confusedasian (12/18/2014) [-]
I was actually thinking of the pressure. You know like cartoons like Tom and Jerry. They shake the bottle and the cork comes flying out. The stone is blocking saliva flow, with saliva building up it will push the stone out.
#167352 - anonymous (12/18/2014) [-]
How do I get my boyfriend to stop making dad jokes? We found out I was pregnant a month ago and it's been nonstop ever since. I'm happy he's so excited, but I can only take so much "Hi ____. I'm dad" D:
User avatar #167387 to #167352 - jorgethemaster (12/18/2014) [-]
He's waited his whole life to be able to make those jokes, he probably has thousands all ready to go when given the perfect moment. I don't think you will be able to stop him.
User avatar #167359 to #167352 - actoftreason (12/18/2014) [-]
Aw, let him have his moment. You should be happy he's so excited.
#167356 to #167352 - confusedasian (12/18/2014) [-]
Oh shit, people actually do those. I thought it was just an internet stereotype of dads and bad jokes.
Oh shit, people actually do those. I thought it was just an internet stereotype of dads and bad jokes.
User avatar #167366 to #167356 - advicedude (12/18/2014) [-]
I love dad jokes.
User avatar #167354 to #167352 - makotoitou (12/18/2014) [-]
He's practicing his game. You either have to deal with it or coathanger that hoe.
User avatar #167353 to #167352 - awesomerninjathing (12/18/2014) [-]
man leave him alone, he's excited as fuck, you should be happy he cares so much
#167346 - anonymous (12/18/2014) [-]
>last time I talked to my ex she said she didnt want to talk to me anymore because all it would do is just hurt me more
>4-5 months past she messaged me (today) out of the blue, answering a question i posted on FB and then asked hows my day been going
Why would she tell me she didnt want to talk to me ever again and then just talk to me out of no where?
User avatar #167377 to #167346 - tikitaco (12/18/2014) [-]
Fun fact actually if you didn't know Bitches be crazy
User avatar #167369 to #167346 - advicedude (12/18/2014) [-]
I do that sometimes.
>with loving gf
>have dream ex and I were together
>woke up feeling wierd
>just decided to messege her to say hey (we were friends a while afterwards)
>get it out of my system
>don't talk to her since
User avatar #167349 to #167346 - confusedasian (12/18/2014) [-]
Sounds like she just wanted some time to recollect herself. Just because people look like they're fine with breakups doesn't actually mean that they're fine with it. Sounds like she just wanted some space.
#167351 to #167349 - anonymous (12/18/2014) [-]
She really wasnt the one that took the break up the worst. She was the one that wanted to break up. She knows im still not over it and probably wont be for a long time. Why the fuck would she just come and talk to me when she knows im still not over it
#167355 to #167351 - confusedasian (12/18/2014) [-]
Sorry for the long reply wait time. I was playing a vidya game. And I'm actually still playing it, just at a break level if that makes sense.   
   
I just said "Just because people look like they're fine with breakups doesn't actually mean that they're fine with it." Maybe on the outside she looked fine, but she wasn't on the inside. Besides maybe she misses you too. Stop being such a downer and look at things positively. Your break up was 4-5 months ago. C'mon bruh, lighten up. You'll find a nice girl.
Sorry for the long reply wait time. I was playing a vidya game. And I'm actually still playing it, just at a break level if that makes sense.

I just said "Just because people look like they're fine with breakups doesn't actually mean that they're fine with it." Maybe on the outside she looked fine, but she wasn't on the inside. Besides maybe she misses you too. Stop being such a downer and look at things positively. Your break up was 4-5 months ago. C'mon bruh, lighten up. You'll find a nice girl.
User avatar #167332 - arsenymous (12/18/2014) [-]
Hello guys, I'm a marine and i'm home on leave. I'm looking to set a date with a girl because I think it would be alot of fun. Unfortunatly I never really knew how to get in contact with strangers or how to meet people because i always lived in a very secluded area growing up. Where would you generally find someone of the opposite sex that just likes to hang out, play video games, go out to eat, and watch movies? I live in lower michigan if anyone here is interested. Guys are fine too i guess but i'm not really homosexual so there'd be less touching and emotions and such.
#167378 to #167332 - tikitaco (12/18/2014) [-]
There might be a site Funnyjunk where you might be able to meet people Funnyjunk who likes all sorts of things Funnyjunk that you're also into Funnyjunk and can virtually live almost anywhere Funnyjunk and I'm sure if you're dedicated enough Funnyjunk you could really find someone that you're into Funnyjunk
User avatar #167371 to #167332 - delphine (12/18/2014) [-]
Well, you probably won't find any girls by hanging out at home, playing video games and watching movies. Try a dating site.
User avatar #167358 to #167332 - averagewhitekid (12/18/2014) [-]
You could always try a dating site
#167335 to #167332 - confusedasian (12/18/2014) [-]
Reads "Guys are fine too" and dreams go up.
Reads "but i'm not really homosexual. . . less touching" and dreams burn up before my eyes.

Well, the first thing I thought of is the mall/ some large shopping area. You can try those places out.
User avatar #167360 to #167335 - silverzepher (12/18/2014) [-]
malls you mean those big empty buildings with smaller empty buildings in them? Ya we have those in sw Michigan but they are kind if vacant social areas. if he is from the same area.as me going to a mall would be depressing
#167361 to #167360 - confusedasian (12/18/2014) [-]
I wouldn't know. I'm from Southwest Florida. We six malls all jam packed with people.
I wouldn't know. I'm from Southwest Florida. We six malls all jam packed with people.
User avatar #167341 to #167335 - arsenymous (12/18/2014) [-]
My area only has one mall and its dying v.v . I'm flattered that the dreams were there, even if it was only for a second.
#167362 to #167341 - confusedasian (12/18/2014) [-]
Then I'm out of ideas. I'm not from the north. I don't know what people do over there differently than the south.
User avatar #167330 - awesomerninjathing (12/18/2014) [-]
anyone have any knowledge is business who could answer a quick question?
User avatar #167333 to #167330 - ilikethisusername (12/18/2014) [-]
i'm just a 18 year old high school student taking business courses. i'm taking business in university next year as well.i'm just curious what the question is, maybe i can try and think of somethings.
User avatar #167334 to #167333 - awesomerninjathing (12/18/2014) [-]
it's really simple because I'm a 17 year old taking a beginner business course as well

so, situation: a chocolate company buys a cookie company. when it's up and running, they use the same chocolate from the chocolate company to make the cookies with the same recipe/taste as before

now, what sort of integration would this be?

vertical, because the chocolate company is complementary to the cookie company?

horizontal, because chocolate and cookies are in the same sector (baking)?

or a conglomerate?
User avatar #167338 to #167334 - ilikethisusername (12/18/2014) [-]
i would strongly recommend horizontal....then again i could be wrong though.

horizontal integration sounds better to me because that's what happens in horizontal integration, a company buys another company in the same industry. saying it's horizontal makes sense to me.
#167337 to #167334 - confusedasian (12/18/2014) [-]
Conglomerate.

Chocolate and cookies aren't actually in the baking department. Cookies are but not chocolate. Chocolate and cookies fall under the deserts/ sweets department. They also both compliment each other because well, chips ahoy are fucking amazing.
#167327 - anonymous (12/18/2014) [-]
Been experiencing some pretty severe ups and downs for the past couple of months. I hit highs and extreme lows during random times of my day. Does anyone have any advice on how to stabilize? It has been exhausting. Thank you!
#167344 to #167327 - anonymous (12/18/2014) [-]
See a professional when you get the chance, it sounds like it miiight be manic depression, but what do I know? I'm just a stranger on the internet. Talk to someone who really knows their shit. Hope it gets better <3
#167325 - anonymous (12/18/2014) [-]
finished finals and haven't left my house since, now I feel like shit since I haven't done anything and have just been on the computer all day. Anyone ever experienced something similar?
User avatar #167342 to #167325 - phoenixforger (12/18/2014) [-]
I'm right there with ya. Finished exams, and fell onto my couch. I suggest exercise, and maybe looking over material for next semester. The more time you spend doing nothing, the crappier you'll feel.
#167326 to #167325 - anonymous (12/18/2014) [-]
get a job?
get a job?
#167295 - anonymous (12/17/2014) [-]
any advice on how to take good nudes? i've been doing it less than a week and i'm already low on ideas...
User avatar #167372 to #167295 - delphine (12/18/2014) [-]
Are they of yourself? If you want to take quality, tasteful nudes that don't look like a leaked bathroom selfie, learn how to use a self timer. Take a few photography classes to manage lighting, exposure, etc so when you take nudes they will look better and more flattering.
User avatar #167339 to #167295 - ilikethisusername (12/18/2014) [-]
maybe show us some samples. then we can help better and be more effective.
User avatar #167336 to #167295 - awesomerninjathing (12/18/2014) [-]
shower pics in black and white with your hand on your tits saying "wish you in here with me"

naked under the covers, showing just your lips, collarbones and cleavage

general underwear pics

mirror pics

so in short, tease him with pics, and make him horny for when he comes home and gets the real thing
#167340 to #167336 - anonymous (12/18/2014) [-]
Thank you!
User avatar #167324 to #167295 - makotoitou (12/18/2014) [-]
ask NSFW
#167317 to #167295 - anonymous (12/17/2014) [-]
Do somthin hot and then click pic.
#167305 to #167295 - confusedasian (12/17/2014) [-]
Hmm, well send me some nudes so I can see how it's going so far.
#167311 to #167305 - anonymous (12/17/2014) [-]
Your flirtation skills are off the charts.
User avatar #167297 to #167295 - twiis (12/17/2014) [-]
Well what gender are you?
I'm not one for nudes from seeing so many "Nudes you were meant to delete" threads, but I could suggest dimmer lighting, it seems to help as bright lights will show every flaw.
#167301 to #167297 - anonymous (12/17/2014) [-]
And I've noticed bright lights work better for my front and dimmer for my back.
#167299 to #167297 - anonymous (12/17/2014) [-]
I'm female.
User avatar #167302 to #167299 - twiis (12/17/2014) [-]
If you really must, then I'd suggest anything you're comfortable with but try to keep your face out of it.
#167310 to #167302 - anonymous (12/17/2014) [-]
I have a strict agreement with my boyfriend which he is very respectful of. Honestly, I'm comfortable taking the picture. I just don't know what to do with myself when I'm taking them. I mean, the same pictures must only be interesting for so long, ya know?
User avatar #167290 - stringfingerable (12/17/2014) [-]
Some one give me the non restricted urls for FJ.
#167289 - anonymous (12/17/2014) [-]
Uhh i think im like super sensitive or some shit, like i just get touched, and i get a boner. Regardless of who it is, and its super fucking embarassing and awkward, especially when working with animals. What can i do about it?
User avatar #167414 to #167289 - laky (12/18/2014) [-]
Touch a lot of people constantly. Like not in a sexual way, but find a way to touch other people. Eventually, your boner might get used to contact with other people and it might lose its charm
#167431 to #167414 - anonymous (12/18/2014) [-]
Hmm, well its true i havent really be in contact with people throughout my life. But like now there's a lot of dogs where i work which are super rough, like jumping and bounding and trying to push me off, usually ending up in punching me lightly in my dick which gives me a boner which is fucking embarassing.
#167309 to #167289 - confusedasian (12/17/2014) [-]
I stand still or sit still. Like that's literally what I do. I'm pretty sensitive too. I work around it by just looking off into the distance and that usually distracts me enough to not think about my penis and it does down. Like I'm not kidding, actually try it. Touch your penis to get a boner, and then just look outside your window and think of nothing for a couple seconds.
I stand still or sit still. Like that's literally what I do. I'm pretty sensitive too. I work around it by just looking off into the distance and that usually distracts me enough to not think about my penis and it does down. Like I'm not kidding, actually try it. Touch your penis to get a boner, and then just look outside your window and think of nothing for a couple seconds.
User avatar #167293 to #167289 - twiis (12/17/2014) [-]
Think of grannies?
#167318 to #167293 - anonymous (12/17/2014) [-]
why would I do that? That would make me twice as hard
#167388 to #167318 - twiis (12/18/2014) [-]
Well... I did not know that...   
In all seriousness, it's probably psychological or an underlying issue but get real help!
Well... I did not know that...
In all seriousness, it's probably psychological or an underlying issue but get real help!
User avatar #167280 - larrynonymous (12/17/2014) [-]
Going to do lsd for the first time, should I do it?
My friends are and I don't want to look like a faggot.
#167319 to #167280 - anonymous (12/17/2014) [-]
nah
User avatar #167286 to #167280 - makotoitou (12/17/2014) [-]
drugs r bad
User avatar #167281 to #167280 - phoenixforger (12/17/2014) [-]
Never do anything because of peer pressure. If you're uncomfortable, then tell them you don't want to.
User avatar #167282 to #167281 - larrynonymous (12/17/2014) [-]
OK but what about them, there is no stopping them should I just watch them?
User avatar #167283 to #167282 - phoenixforger (12/17/2014) [-]
Do you have to be there? I mean, it could be kind of fun just watching them, but you might let yourself get guilted into it.
User avatar #167285 to #167283 - larrynonymous (12/17/2014) [-]
Ok man Ill watch, I won't take any.
#167279 - anonymous (12/17/2014) [-]
Going to do lsd for the first time, should I do it?
My friends are and I don't want to look like a faggot.
#167270 - HEATSEEKER (12/17/2014) [-]
I plan on writing a letter and giving a gift to my ex-girlfriend, whom I am still deeply in love with, for christmas. It has been a year and I learned a lot from my mistakes plus matured quite a bit. I see this as the last time I can call out to her. What things should I say in the letter? I got her the Assassin's Creed phantom blade replica, pocky and other oriental treats, tangled (her favorite movie), I wrote a poem about how I feel, and I am burning a cd of songs that I feel describe my life without her. Any ideas or additions guys?
#167320 to #167270 - anonymous (12/17/2014) [-]
first see a counselor
User avatar #167274 to #167270 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
When did you two break up, and how long did you two date for?
#167276 to #167274 - HEATSEEKER (12/17/2014) [-]
We dated for 2 years and she broke up with me in January 2014
User avatar #167277 to #167276 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
Have you spoken to her since?
#167278 to #167277 - HEATSEEKER (12/17/2014) [-]
i did back in July and she didn't seem all that interested. But this is my final call to her.
User avatar #167343 to #167278 - Visual (12/18/2014) [-]
Nigga. NO.

It's been nearly a year, if she hasn't contacted you, nor shown any interest in the last time you two spoke, I can guarantee that she has no intentions of giving you another chance as of now. Maybe later if you go about it casually, but not with sudden gifts and love letters.

Do NOT give her a love letter or poem or the expensive gifts. You do that with a girl you've been already talking with for a while and can both mutually agree that you're interested in each other. Giving a girl you've had essentially no contact with all that stuff WILL seem clingy and creepy.

I know what I'm saying sounds harsh but truth is, if you really want to get back with her, then you should probably just try talking to her casually again. Just become basic, regular friends again and start over. Get closer over time and if she really sees the man you've become is what she wants, she'll then give you another shot. If not, then it wasn't meant to be in the current conditions.

Although then again, I don't know the details of your relationship with her nor the details of the break up. So I'm just assuming based off the information you've provided. Still though, the gifts and letters sound like a bad idea.
#167273 to #167270 - tikitaco (12/17/2014) [-]
...and if it doesn't work?
#167275 to #167273 - HEATSEEKER (12/17/2014) [-]
Either suicide if I get low enough, which I have been for the past few months regardless of how much therapy and medication I get. Or i keep on going, hating myself everyday for the mistakes I made, and crying myself to sleep like i have been for the past 4 nights.
#167613 to #167275 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (16 hours ago) [-]
Woah there.   
Let me tell you this:   
   
Suicide is never worth it.   
I don't care how bad of a situation you're in, suicide isn't the answer. It's never the answer.   
I've been there before, my sister's been there before, and trust me. It's not worth it.   
   
First of all; You've clearly got baggage, mate.   
You've let your past become yourself. You've let the worst of you become the best of you.   
What's in the past is in the past. Leave it there and move on. Stop focusing on it, and start focusing on your future.   
   
Don't let your past define you, let it refine you.   
   
You two broke up. Learn from it. Move on.
Woah there.
Let me tell you this:

Suicide is never worth it.
I don't care how bad of a situation you're in, suicide isn't the answer. It's never the answer.
I've been there before, my sister's been there before, and trust me. It's not worth it.

First of all; You've clearly got baggage, mate.
You've let your past become yourself. You've let the worst of you become the best of you.
What's in the past is in the past. Leave it there and move on. Stop focusing on it, and start focusing on your future.

Don't let your past define you, let it refine you.

You two broke up. Learn from it. Move on.
#167284 to #167275 - twiis (12/17/2014) [-]
As someone who can relate, don't result to suicide. It solves nothing other than pain for everyone.   
It gets better. I know people say it often, but it really does. You'll always have those really low days if things don't work out but you'll have good ones too. I spose you'll have to see how your gestures go.   
I don't know about the CD of songs, though. I mean, I've always wanted to make said person sit down and read every lyrics of  songs that explain how I'm feeling but in my experiences with sharing songs, it's made things worse.  But that's girly songs to a guy... not the other way around
As someone who can relate, don't result to suicide. It solves nothing other than pain for everyone.
It gets better. I know people say it often, but it really does. You'll always have those really low days if things don't work out but you'll have good ones too. I spose you'll have to see how your gestures go.
I don't know about the CD of songs, though. I mean, I've always wanted to make said person sit down and read every lyrics of songs that explain how I'm feeling but in my experiences with sharing songs, it's made things worse. But that's girly songs to a guy... not the other way around
#167291 to #167284 - HEATSEEKER (12/17/2014) [-]
Songs I put on the CD are:

It's Not Over- Daughtry
This is How I Disappear- My Chemical Romance (Her favorite band)
The Ghost of You- My Chemical Romance
Crystal Ball- Keane
The Game of Love- Daft Punk
Within- Daft Punk
Digital Love- Daft Punk
Asleep- The Smiths
Hate me- Blue October
Everlong- Foo Fighters (Her favorite song)
You are the Woman- Firefall
User avatar #167292 to #167291 - twiis (12/17/2014) [-]
I checked a couple out. They're not too over the top I spose.
But It's a gamble because it could go either way. And judging by her amount of 'interest' she's shown in the past year, I don't know if it'd work.
You know her so you might have to make that judgement.
#167268 - anonymous (12/17/2014) [-]
Need a honest opinion
am i a spoiled brat
I'm an 17 year old individual who will be of age next year
My parents have always delievered what i wanted, even the things i didnt ask for and im grateful for it
but
They are not giving me any privacy (if you want you can click off here)
Now glow yourself the picture: 17 year old boy, who cant even visit a docktor without his mom
abso-fucking-lutely everything. Clothes washed, dinner ready (my mom tends to overcook), mother always packs my stuff if i go somewhere and if i do it myself she just repacks em, they want me to go to university(i dont, i just want to pursue a carreer and get payed shit) and to try things myself. Do them my way and fuck them up my way, but im being protected and guided everywhere.
But, since im the only child i cant because my expectations are being set too high, i cant be that fuckup brother, i have to be the good brother.
so should i speak up or stop whining like a little brat
#167321 to #167268 - anonymous (12/17/2014) [-]
It's amazing how quickly you will mature when you need to.
Man cannot remake himself without suffering, for he is both the marble and the sculptor.
User avatar #167294 to #167268 - dingdongsingsong (12/17/2014) [-]
Go to university away from home
that way you get privacy/freedom and get to be independent.
This is coming from someone who can relate, i'm not super spoiled but i occasionally get what i want and my mother is over protective to the point where it feels like i'm 10 17 aswell
But i'm dealing with it for another year or so till i get into uni and have my freedom.
User avatar #167269 to #167268 - focalanemo (12/17/2014) [-]
Try to prove your individuality by Cooking, washing etc. Show them you are capable of that stuff and they will give you your freedom.

I don't really see a downside though going to university, if you can go there and your parents pay for it what have you got to lose? It is not like university will take up your entire life and you can always start a career after that, with a university diploma.
User avatar #167267 - kolpster (12/17/2014) [-]
Short-story time, faggots.
>Like girl
>A lot
>15 months past
>Too betafag uglyfag to say anything
>Tell a friend today
>Finally got it off my chest
>She fucking tells likeanon
>Likeanon doesn't believe her
>Message her over Facebook
>She just says 'so so so sorry'
>'I like you as a friend more than anything'

So, this is the result of 15 months of fantasizing... I knew I'd get rejected, but I feel like fucking shit.

inb4 red thumbs, I just want to say it all
#167322 to #167267 - anonymous (12/17/2014) [-]
Forget how much it hurts and try again. Forget it enough to get over it, remember it enough so it doesn't happen again.
User avatar #167298 to #167267 - drastronomy (12/17/2014) [-]
bruh

it feels like shit, but it is better than being quiet. it is not that bad, as you see.

I am in a similar situation right now, except girl has started dating a huge cunt. You do not know how much it hurts to see them fucking fondling eachother everyday...
User avatar #167303 to #167298 - kolpster (12/17/2014) [-]
Mhmm.
She thinks that no one understands her depressed past, but I really do.
I've had personal issues too, and she has only talked about all this to her ex who she oh-so hates now.

She thinks it wouldn't work out, but we're more alike than she thinks...
User avatar #167304 to #167303 - drastronomy (12/17/2014) [-]
Let it go man, trying to hang on just brings more pain

Take it as a good sign though. You are a good person, it seems, and that is your own fault. You cannot do anything about your looks however, which sucks. Depending on your age, however, that might change. If not, you will find someone better eventually
User avatar #167306 to #167304 - kolpster (12/17/2014) [-]
But even if we weren't going to 'go out', I still want to be friends.
I may be an absolute asshat, but I'm a caring one. I'd be there for her to talk about whatever the fuck and whyever the fuck she's depressed, but I guess she just wants to bottle it up...
User avatar #167307 to #167306 - drastronomy (12/17/2014) [-]
Then talk to her when she needs it, fuck off if she does not want it. It helps to be left alone sometimes as well; just forget about the romantic ordeal.
User avatar #167308 to #167307 - kolpster (12/17/2014) [-]
Yeah, I understand...
But fucking off at this point won't end well; at this moment in time she really doesn't seem to be liking me, and I think I should at least amend that...
User avatar #167312 to #167308 - drastronomy (12/17/2014) [-]
Bruh, do not focus on getting her to like you. Focus on her feeling better, and move from there if you want.
User avatar #167313 to #167312 - kolpster (12/17/2014) [-]
Ahh, but I feel like a fucking jackass at the moment and I don't want her to think that of me...
User avatar #167314 to #167313 - drastronomy (12/17/2014) [-]
Why? For liking her?

If so, she can fuck right off herself.

If it is something else, just tell her you're sorry, and that you are going through a lot.
User avatar #167315 to #167314 - kolpster (12/17/2014) [-]
Because I brought up her ex or some shit... She feels as though I'm hurting her, but I don't bloody mean to.
I've apologised many times, but she doesn't seem to want to say anything important other than just 'ok'.
User avatar #167408 to #167315 - drastronomy (12/18/2014) [-]
Then she is an oversensitive bitch. Just let some time pass, and try to talk to her again.
User avatar #167287 to #167267 - makotoitou (12/17/2014) [-]
if she's date material then she's friend material. Don't be an ass.
User avatar #167296 to #167287 - kolpster (12/17/2014) [-]
True.
Except now she hates me for asking why she liked her ex-boyfriend (whom she does nothing but bitch about).
She feels as though she can't talk about her bad past, and I'm saying that I understand, I've had bad experiences too...
And she thinks that that somehow hurts her.
#167271 to #167267 - tikitaco (12/17/2014) [-]
So you're saying your female friend messed it up with your crush because you're just friends? No one just does that. Either ditch the bitch, or get down with your female friends' new crush, you .
User avatar #167272 to #167271 - kolpster (12/17/2014) [-]
ditch the bitch might be a good idea.
#167263 - anonymous (12/17/2014) [-]
What's a free audio program that is pre-loaded with basic instrument chords and beats?
#167266 to #167263 - anonymous (12/17/2014) [-]
Hey, you asked for it.  www.apple.com/ca/mac/garageband/
Hey, you asked for it. www.apple.com/ca/mac/garageband/
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