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User avatar #220402 - TodayIAmMe
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(12/01/2016) [-]
is ibuprofen the best pain killer?
#220405 to #220402 - anon id: 4dd0496f
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technically death is the best painkiller

ibuprofen is fine
morphine is decent too

they can mess with your system though, so be careful
User avatar #220413 to #220405 - TodayIAmMe
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i forgot to mention the over the counter part.
#220388 - datpenis
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(11/30/2016) [-]
Im in weight training. Niggas talking about Football and Basketball, and how people in weight training are so annoying. Also they start around the time I leave, but. I want to stay at LEAST til 4. Wat do?
User avatar #220415 to #220388 - advicedude
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Try not giving a shit?
User avatar #220394 to #220388 - liteagle
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(11/30/2016) [-]
>pocket a 1.2 kg weight
>call em bitches
>they standup
>you stand up
>they all stand up
>chose light side or dark side
>kill/pussyout
#220391 to #220388 - anon id: d68aaad4
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(11/30/2016) [-]
read a book
leave
put on headphones
ask them what they think about the columbus knifing situation (tell'em it's for a paper)
ask them which GTA character is their favorite
dazzle them with your knowledge of shoe companies
ask them for weight training tips
User avatar #220401 to #220391 - datpenis
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(11/30/2016) [-]
Oh god. My body is fucking paste. Feels good though. Like I dod shit 2day
User avatar #220383 - liteagle
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(11/30/2016) [-]
beer i want to drink
i cant
but i want to

-timeless tale of the Germanic dilemma
User avatar #220416 to #220383 - advicedude
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(12/01/2016) [-]
I feel you
-20 y/o American
#220379 - lordlolland
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(11/30/2016) [-]
Coming home from the shooting range, I really wanted some popcorn, so I popped into a shop, bought a case of microwave-popcorn and headed home.
Now that I am home wanting to make my popcorn, I realize that I don't have a microwave oven. I used to borrow one from my now former landlord, but I left it behind when I moved and haven't thought of buying one of my own

So should I try to break open the package and pop them in a pot or should I go without popcorn?
User avatar #220491 to #220379 - vixvaporrub
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(12/03/2016) [-]
i'd say use a covered pot.
dump the kernels in a pot/pan, turn the stove eye to medium heat put the lid on and keep an eye on it. once they start popping, it really doesn't take long before it's done. just don't let that shit burn! also, get an air popper if you can. you get way more popcorn and... i don't know, it just tastes better than microwave popcorn. almost no fear about burning it, too, unless you put too many kernels in it before you pop
User avatar #220392 to #220379 - burpy
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(11/30/2016) [-]
boil it
User avatar #220380 to #220379 - drastronomy
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(11/30/2016) [-]
stick it in the oven you mongoloid
it should work just as well

Or just in the pan with an excess of butter if your oven is shit
User avatar #220381 to #220380 - lordlolland
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>Sticking a paper bag that isn't meant for a regular oven into a regular oven
Nice try. Go shill for fire extinguishers else where.

Also
>Norwegian
>Excess of butter
lololololololololololololol
User avatar #220382 to #220381 - drastronomy
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Put it on a plate first of course. Its not like the bag will spontaneously combust or anything.

Do not remind me of the butter crisis, it was awful.
User avatar #220389 to #220382 - lordlolland
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Asked to borrow my neighbours' microwave, problem solved.

Also have another butter crisis please, its hilarious -and profitable- to smuggle butter.
User avatar #220400 to #220389 - drastronomy
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>human interaction
Ew
#220377 - anon id: 6f173cb5
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(11/30/2016) [-]
Dat feel when you used to be someone,but over time you became no one.
#220375 - demjimmies
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(11/30/2016) [-]
Test and Assignment due today.

Exams literally a few days after.

How so I survive, I just want to end it all..
User avatar #220376 to #220375 - nigerianprince
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(11/30/2016) [-]
C's get degrees
#220374 - boeingninja
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Lately my life has been somewhat bland. I work a dead end job (I'm only 21, so what do I expect). I've made the decision the stop smoking weed and join the military. I'm not going to ask "hurt hurr how long does it take to piss clean?" I'm a larger guy, 6'4 220lbs but I plan on working out extensively until I'm ready in enlist (2-3 months if all goes to plan). I guess my question is, did I do good? I feel like it's the right decision. Opinions and advice?
#220431 to #220374 - levelhead
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Do good in deciding to enlist? I can't determine that just by this post. I'd have to know a lot more about your mental health, reasons for joining and there's also a bunch of other variables that come in play that you may not even know about until it's too late. It's hard t to tell. Personally I would never enlist to escape the drabness of life, as it seems you have. It's kinda like going into a relationship with the goal to temporarily have higher self esteem when in presence of your partner. It doesn't solve any of the underlying problems that you will inevitably have to face later. Your life is only gonna be as good as your daily life is.
User avatar #220411 to #220374 - insominus
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No one's really here to validate your choices after you've already made them, but...

As far as my opinion goes, enlistment in the military What branch btw? is the only option before becoming homeless. Unsurprisingly, most enlisted soldiers are the dregs of society who signed up to escape poverty/debt/etc. If you really wanted to make a career out of the military, you should go to officer school, otherwise it's just a dead-end job unless you have some sort of specialist training as an engineer/doctor/etc. Even a college degree in a particular field can help you get an exclusive job within the military.

I suppose my point is, don't enlist with the notion "I'll do whatever job the military wants me to." A friend of mine had this mindset since he was 12, he wanted to enlist as soon as he graduated high school. Fairly recently, he actually went to a recruiter and did a complete 360, turned around and walked out of the recruiting office. Now he's planning to attend some community college.

If you still plan on enlisting after my whole spiel, I implore you, HAVE A PLAN FOR YOUR FUTURE IN THE MILITARY, and for Christ's sake, MAKE SURE YOUR RECRUITER KNOWS IT. That contract is legally binding boy, make sure they're not trying to fuck you over.
#220371 - anon id: afabb61f
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Ok so, I'm 19 and after a very odd night I found myself in bed with a 46 yr old women. We've seen each other a few times, but when we have sex it kind of hurts. Is that normal with older women?
User avatar #220369 - muffintime
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Every time I'm at the gym and I look around I always end up making eye contact with people through mirrors or I look over at them and make eye contact with them. Does anyone else ever do this or is it just me because I'm awkward? I don't try to make eye contact with them, it just seems whenever I look in a general direction I end up locking eyes with them
User avatar #220372 to #220369 - dehumanizer
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just focus on lifting you fucking leaf, who cares if you look at people and they look back?
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User avatar #220366 - AnFour
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So i went to the doctor and they took more blood work, chest X-rays, urine test for nightsweats, muscle/joint pain and lost of appetite and they said everything was normal and all my blood cells/white cells etc was all normal and it wasn't cancer, that its a probably a virus. What if they're wrong? Doesn't sound like a virus, i have all the symptoms of a type of cancer? I'm freaking out. I have really bad anxiety/paranoia. Joint pains and nightsweats and lost of appetite, can't even eat. Nightsweats freak me out hardcore. I'm so scared..
User avatar #220384 to #220366 - braveblue
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First step, stop webMD'ing yourself.
Second step, the doctor knows more than you do, if you're not happy with his assessment then go to another doctor and get a second opinion, and if you don't like that one's go to another until one of them tells you, that you have cancer. If the second doctor tells you that you don't have cancer though, you probably most likely don't.
User avatar #220385 to #220384 - AnFour
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2 - 3 lab works were done in the last month and everything was fine. I'm still extremely paranoid because I can't eat and my nightsweats..
User avatar #220386 to #220385 - braveblue
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Are you worried that you have cancer and that's why you can't eat? Or you can't eat and you think you have cancer because of that, also the nightsweats?
User avatar #220390 to #220386 - AnFour
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I think I have nightsweats, and loss of appetite because I have cancer, and the doctors took lab results and everything was fine and they say its most likely a virus, and my primary care doctor said from my lab results, it's just a virus, but I don't think its just a virus.
User avatar #220393 to #220390 - braveblue
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Well, if you want, get more opinions, honestly, if the doctor says that it's just a virus then it's most likely just a virus.

If you want to worry yourself into a hole then go ahead. If you can't trust a doctor's opinion why go to a doctor in the first place. Personally I too would get a second opinion so don't worry.

Go see a psychiatrist or something, you shouldn't be worrying about something like this, I mean if two doctors say its just a virus then it's probably just a virus. If you can't accept that, go and visit more doctors and be told the same thing. Also, that's like saying you know more about your condition than the doctor, who went to medical school for half a decade and went through schooling for most of their life to diagnose you and other patients.
User avatar #220395 to #220393 - AnFour
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Thanks. Means a lot. It's just these symptoms freak me out, specially nightsweats. I can't even sleep more than an hour and be covered in sweat. Really scares me. Been like 3-4 days.
User avatar #220404 to #220395 - braveblue
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Also love the Luigi avatar, I like Luigi a lot more than Mario, Luigi is best bro. Probably one of my favorite characters out of video games.
#220403 to #220395 - braveblue
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Yeah that'd freak me out too, I would want to get as many doctor's opinions if it didn't go away in like a couple of weeks. I usually give it like a week or two unless the pain or problem is really really severe.

If you have trouble sleeping, try sleeping with AC on or a fan in the window, and make sure you get in bed early and just lay down, but seeing as you're a worrying type, I'm sure you're thinking alot about your symptoms alot and i'm sure you'd be thinking a lot about it, I think its really hard to sleep if you think a lot honestly. I have a trouble with sleeping and I usually have to go to bed early if I want to actually sleep at a decent time haha.
User avatar #220406 to #220403 - AnFour
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(12/01/2016) [-]
Thanks. Luigi and Link are my favorite.
I'm giving it a week. !
User avatar #220407 to #220406 - braveblue
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I hope everything works out for you man, also link is pretty great too, second favorite.
User avatar #220408 to #220407 - AnFour
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But do you think I'm fine, according to all my blood work?
User avatar #220417 to #220408 - braveblue
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Yeah, I'd think so after the second test or w/e, get more tests after a couple of weeks if you're still unsure man.
User avatar #220370 to #220366 - cajancat
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I'm waiting for results for a second set of blood tests for all the same symptoms. They similarly said it was a viral infection but wanted to be sure. If at all possible ask for a second test.
User avatar #220378 to #220370 - AnFour
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So was that a yes? /:
User avatar #220373 to #220370 - AnFour
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Do you get nightsweats too?
User avatar #220396 to #220373 - cajancat
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Yeah, you literally listened all my symptoms. The doctors I saw found nothing wrong at first. A week later they said they found signs of viral infection and asked me to take a second blood test. I'm still waiting for results. My advice is to just get some more opinions from other doctors or ask for a second round of testing.
User avatar #220397 to #220396 - AnFour
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second round of testing? How would I word that to my doctor?
User avatar #220398 to #220397 - cajancat
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I'm not sure how your doctors usually work but in the past I've just asked mine. Express your concerns. Don't be all webMd but just show you're concerned & request that you get tested again. I mean does your family have a medical history or anything.
User avatar #220399 to #220398 - AnFour
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Okay, I'll do that. And no, no medical history for anything super serious.
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User avatar #220364 to #220362 - nigalthornberry
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Maybe too much stomach acid?
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User avatar #220359 - nigalthornberry
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Basically the only girl that I seem to have really loved and connected with has severe anger, depression, addiction, and anti-social issues that I can't help with and basically lost her

what do i do now how do I be social
#220387 to #220359 - levelhead
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You're asking a big question there, how to be social.

Do you have any problems with being social?
User avatar #220420 to #220387 - nigalthornberry
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I just never really talk, ive never asked a girl out or for a number those things have just kinda happened for me
#220421 to #220420 - levelhead
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Well, alright. Unless you have social anxiety, there's no reason you can't just up and talk to people, or at least start talking to people, and develop yourself from thereon.
User avatar #220425 to #220421 - nigalthornberry
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My biggest problem is what to say i guess. I mean people im around alot like at work i can make laugh alot and i talk around them
I dont know how to apply that to strangers though
#220427 to #220425 - levelhead
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And strangers*
#220426 to #220425 - levelhead
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What's the difference to your workmates and your strangers?
User avatar #220428 to #220426 - nigalthornberry
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No idea
#220429 to #220428 - levelhead
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Strangers shit, eat, cry, are insecure, fuck, love, hate. Your coworkers shit, eat, cry, are insecure, fuck, love, hate. There's no difference except that we humans sometimes tend to think of random bypassers as.... well, NPCs or something. Remember that everybody you know and love was once one of those strangers. Try to get past that point as quickly as possible.
User avatar #220430 to #220429 - nigalthornberry
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I guess. Im trying for a new job to maybe try to help with that, currently im at officemax and its all old people. Im thinking a store like spencers in the mall could be good
#220432 to #220430 - levelhead
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That's where my knowledge ends, I don't know what those stores are.
User avatar #220433 to #220432 - nigalthornberry
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Basically a store that sells band shit, adult prank stuff and tries to keep up with edgy alt kids
#220434 to #220433 - levelhead
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Hehe. Sounds decent.
User avatar #220435 to #220434 - nigalthornberry
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Oh forgot that officemax is an office supply store... you can figure the customers would be old

A younger more social place is probably best
#220436 to #220435 - levelhead
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Oh, I suppose. Yeah, go for it dude.
User avatar #220365 to #220359 - sugoi
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Get a job/go to uni and be forced into social interactions.
Be cool and you'll make friends.
User avatar #220360 to #220359 - AnFour
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Go to shows, events, parties, ask out girls? (if you're 21, go to a bar have a couple of drinks it'll turn you social) (don't drink and drive). (:
User avatar #220363 to #220360 - nigalthornberry
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Last bar i went to was okay. Little harder now that its cold out
#220355 - asotil
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I am so fucking lonely and too miserable and uninteresting to do anything about it but continue being addicted to the instant gratification of jerking off while everyone else around me is in a stable happy loving relationship

And the one girl I've been talking to for a while who I was literally going to visit next week a continent away but I'm going for half work half vacation just told me how excited she is that she got a boyfriend

Icing on the cake is that my Xbox broke and my gym, the only one within 50 miles that was for serious lifters and hopeful competitors and not old people who only use treadmills, closed for good Sunday

Kinda feel like killing myself since everything is a dead end and I've fucked up every possible future but my parents are too overly loving and supportive not to mention dealing with losing our dog that I can't do anything but stare at the window these days feeling tired from the moment I wake up until I go to bed at 5pm
#220367 to #220355 - dehumanizer
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>that whole post
mfw i understand you completely and feel the same

just do what i'll probably do, wait for your parents to die then commit suicide
User avatar #220357 to #220355 - braveblue
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Do you not have friends?

Are you not happy with yourself?

A relationship isn't going to help that much, if anything it's the lonely, its gonna fix but thats all.

Long distance relationships suck ass btw, definitely wouldn't recommend it.
User avatar #220356 to #220355 - drastronomy
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That sucks, dude. I know the feeling. Keep going anyway. It will fade, and you will be happy for some time just to get into a similar situation later. One of these days it cant be the same bullshit though
#220339 - anon id: 4d5e0e06
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Are there any psychologists on FunnyJunk, or even just people who can help me with someone who has bulimia? even anorexia. I need to help her.
please reply if you are. I'll message you.
please.
#220348 to #220339 - dehumanizer
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why dont you just eat?
#220358 to #220348 - anon id: 4d5e0e06
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It's not me. And it's more complicated than that.
#220342 to #220339 - levelhead
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I don't know if it'd help, but I know a bit about the disorder that is behind anorexia/bulimia and about how it 'works' in the brain.
User avatar #220341 to #220339 - ericarthurblair
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#220337 - anon id: 704ec850
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I think my cat wants to tell me something
#220330 - ilookatnsfwusing
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(11/28/2016) [-]
Can any kind soul paypal me $20 so I can eat dinner tonight? No flame please
User avatar #220340 to #220330 - burpy
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no wonder you're broke when you spend 20 bucks on a dinner
#220332 to #220330 - anon id: 128564ea
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Ramen noodles are 50 cents fam
User avatar #220331 to #220330 - braveblue
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20 seems a bit high for just one dinner.
User avatar #220329 - liteagle
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(11/28/2016) [-]
so how exactly do i make money through facebook? do i literally just need a fuckton of likes?
User avatar #220334 to #220329 - advicedude
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(11/29/2016) [-]
Make connections
Ask for job
???
Profit!
#220333 to #220329 - anon id: 5854d268
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yep facebook provides 5 cents per like.
#220328 - anon id: 757e050f
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How much is tailoring usually? I found a nice suit at goodwill but it's a little tall on me and I want to know if it's worth getting it fitted for me.
User avatar #220335 to #220328 - advicedude
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20 dollars