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#213106 - shenro
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#213100 - rhinokiller
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(05/23/2016) [-]
Okay guys, I need your help.

This Saturday two of my friends that are in a fraternity with me need to be hazed (I think that's what it's called) and I'm the one that's responsible for the theme of the day and the activities. Basically, they need to be wasted to death by about midnight and untill then they need to do stuff against their will.

The theme I came up with is the Chernobyl disaster, there's a reason for it, but that'd be too long to explain. I was thinking of making it a bit of a competition, the loser drinks more of the two of them. But I'm at a bit of a loss for activities. Oh, and their outfit is a gasmask and a green overall.

Anyone got any suggestions? That'd be amazing!
#213103 to #213100 - maxsexington
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(05/23/2016) [-]
have a board game where the plenty is shots as "rads". If the person has too many rads send him straight to the Chernobyl reactor core, that has atomic shots in the center. He has to drink them all one after the other. When he vomits its called the Chernobyl disaster.

You could have an obstetrical course too, where the goal is to get all the balls ( kids ) and bring them back to the bus (a box) to be evacuated. Their legs should be handcuffed while hands are covered in soaped up gloves taped to their arms and if their helmet or anything falls off they get radiation burns ( atomic shots ). Another game would be the kill the Chernobyl kids ( popping balloons filled with paint) and then you could hose them down.

There is a lot of potential here. Refer to a score board as a geiger counter.
#213109 to #213103 - rhinokiller
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(05/23/2016) [-]
Haha wow, thanks. That sounds pretty awesome! I'm definitely gonna use that!
#213096 - dehumanizer
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(05/23/2016) [-]
Its been two years since he passed away, im now at his age.

Honestly if i had easy access to firearms, i would probably kill people too.
#213111 to #213096 - lgninjaleetful
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(05/23/2016) [-]
You should probably kill yourself first
#213123 to #213111 - dehumanizer
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(05/24/2016) [-]
k
#213104 to #213096 - oxidoferroso
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(05/23/2016) [-]
guns aren't the only medium to end yourself like a degenerate faggot little piece of shit ¯_(ツ)_/¯
pic related
#213105 to #213104 - dehumanizer
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(05/23/2016) [-]
He was not succesful enough, tho.
#213097 to #213096 - sugoi
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(05/23/2016) [-]
Baka!
#213099 to #213098 - sugoi
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(05/23/2016) [-]
Why don't you just be a Muslim instead?
You still get to kill people but now you get like, what was it... 66 virgins?
#213102 to #213099 - dehumanizer
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(05/23/2016) [-]
why dont you actualy give helpful advice
#213116 to #213102 - sugoi
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(05/24/2016) [-]
Dude I'm trying to get you laid.
You want 66 milfs instead? I think they can arrange that.
#213092 - anon
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(05/23/2016) [-]
I'm having a hard time planning healthy meals for the week. I've basically reverted back into my old way of eating and just adding a salad to 'balance things out'. I know that's not enough but I can't think of any complete lunches and dinners that are healthy enough on their own and will hopefully keep me filled for a while so I don't snack.
Does anyone have any suggestions or know of any websites that could help me?
#213095 to #213092 - whitechino
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(05/23/2016) [-]
Buy Whole wheat slice bread- <3grams of fiber, good cold cuts of Turkey, chicken, and roast beef, with Swiss cheese. Get some spinach too. Eat that after your workouts.
Cuase you know, being healthy is having to work out too.
#213094 to #213092 - burpy
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(05/23/2016) [-]
Poultry and fish are some of the healthiest kinds of meat you can eat. It's all about being creative, really; you can fry it on a pan, boil it or put it in the oven, and you can prepare several vegetables such as broccoli, carrots, peppers, peas, bamboo, beans, bean sprouts, asparagus, whatever you like, with them, either as something you eat on the side, or you can mix as many of them as you like with the chicken in a pot and add spices to fit your tastes.

Making healthy food isn't difficult; it's just about finding the right ingredients. Hope this helps a bit.
#213086 - dsoapdropp
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(05/22/2016) [-]
yo can someone please tell me whats going on? . long story short i sweat when im not supposed to. sweating is supposed to cool me off when its hot right? so why do i sweat when i go out or hang out with my friends (even when we are indoors) but not when im alone? i was thinking it might be stress related but i dont really feel nervous.
ty and sorry for my poor english
ps.- also if anyone knows a solution plz hlp
#213093 to #213086 - anon
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(05/23/2016) [-]
I've been using this for the past couple of weeks and it's been really helpful.
#213089 to #213086 - charizarddad
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(05/23/2016) [-]
some people just sweat more than they are supposed to. i know some people have overly sweaty armpits, which you can get prescription deodorant for. talk to a doctor.
#213070 - anon
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(05/22/2016) [-]
My girlfriend refuses to let me help her talk to someone about struggles with her exams (she has social anxiety), and she is going to fail as a result. She said that she needed to take the weekend to get her mind off of it all, and deal with it on monday, said she got mad that I was shoving it in her face when I was literally just saying "I can help you talk to someone if you want me to", and left me cold for hours. (This conversation is taking place over text message by the way)

After that, I decided to not talk to her about it anymore, and that quickly evolved into downright not talking to her because I wanted to see how long it would take her to notice. I reply to questions, so far I've gotten ONE, and it was about a music project she was working on. I gave two sentences of feedback, said it was good, and nothing else. She keeps sending me snaps of what she's working on, music-wise, and that she's playing games with friends. She is not working on her exams, and she now has 7 days left. She has not noticed that I'm not talking to her, as I would probably notice a change in the snaps she's sending at this point.

I literally talk to her every single day, and have done so for the past 10 months we've been together, but now she is completely oblivious to the fact that I've stopped. Jesus this woman is driving me insane. I am not even going to bitch at her when she finally notices! I just want to see how long it will take! She doesn't need the drama right now, and I know that, but I can't talk to her without going on about this exam shit, which frankly isn't my problem, so she should learn to grow up and deal with her problems, to which she can receive help for in a heartbeat if she just accepts it.

I am not really looking for advice, but I needed someplace to vent this out because I got snaps now and she's still working on unrelated music to her exams, making jokes about some synths, and just being goofy. I replied with a black snap saying "yeah it is", as a sort of passive aggressive way of letting her know shit is not fine and that I'm mad at her, but she isn't even the dullest knife in the drawer, she's a fucking spatula.

I love this girl more than I can put into words, yet she is oblivious to the lack of commitment she has to our relationship and to the stupid decisions she is making.

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#213088 to #213070 - anon
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(05/23/2016) [-]
"she is completely oblivious to the fact that I've stopped"
Are you retarded? I'm sure she's noticed but is afraid to bring it up thinking it could start an argument
#213081 to #213070 - alexanderburns
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(05/22/2016) [-]
are you a koala

cus you're clingy as hell
#213085 to #213081 - vexaton
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(05/22/2016) [-]
I know I'm clingy, and she loves me for that. She's even said that that's one of the things that makes her attracted to me, because it shows I care. So... Yeah
#213071 to #213070 - anon
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(05/22/2016) [-]
Oh, and I stopped on friday at around 12pm. It's now Sunday 4pm. So not that long, but still... I made her aware that I was going to shut up about the exam in a message on friday, and that I wasn't coming because she obviously needed time to get her head straight (implied, by saying "you obviously need some freaking time" after she had said the same thing).
#213072 to #213071 - anon
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(05/22/2016) [-]
She just noticed. Woo...
#213073 to #213072 - braveblue ONLINE
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(05/22/2016) [-]
Hows that going friendo?
#213074 to #213073 - vexaton
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(05/22/2016) [-]
We talked it out, and for once I didn't hold back any of my arguments. I laid all of it out, and explained why she makes me feel terrible when she does what she does. She explained her side of the case, apologized, and promised she'd work on it, and I really believe her this time, because I got to hear her explanation of some of her behaviour, and it makes more sense to me now. None of this is my fault, she knows that, she is sorry, and she will work on it.

So the man won the argument for once. Happy days. We are currently talking as normal again, and she has actually worked out most of her exam bullshit already, so hopefully that'll be fine. She was lucky that her study partner is taking over for an artist they were working with that was one of the sources for the problem.


TL;DR, It's fine now, was just a long conversation and I got all my anger out so it's coo.
#213075 to #213074 - braveblue ONLINE
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(05/22/2016) [-]
Nice, that's good to hear, you forgot to Anon!
#213076 to #213075 - vexaton
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(05/22/2016) [-]
Doesn't really matter. I was anoning just in case she happened to come here, but I highly doubt that. Now that I've sorted it out, it doesn't really matter if my name is there. Thanks for letting me know tho.
#213077 to #213076 - braveblue ONLINE
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(05/22/2016) [-]
Well I'm glad that it worked out for you both, hopefully she works on that. I would have gone insane if my girlfriend didn't notice that I wasn't talking to her for three days. Probably would have just gotten really mad at her and wondered if she still loved me or something. I would have thought something was up. I'd still be careful around her though, sounds like she really needs to work on communication. Anyways good luck man.
#213078 to #213077 - vexaton
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(05/22/2016) [-]
Yeah she really needs to work on it, which is why I wanted to help her. I have communication issues too, and I have worked SO hard on them, even went to a psychologist and therapy last year, and I talked to her to get through most of it, so I was hoping she would come to me for help, but much of the problem lies in that she thinks I will get mad if she says something wrong, which is just bullshit, and she knows it. I won't get mad if say she is uncomfortable talking about something. It's much better to tell me that she is uncomfortable than to say "I'm not in the mood" and leave the conversation because she is afraid she's gonna make me mad. She just made me mad by doing that. So now she understands that, and I understand that she just doesn't want to be misunderstood and stuff. Working it out by talking, who'd have thunk it? x)

And trust me, I am super careful. I never shout or use profanity, I never blame her for something she can't control, I am calm and collected, I write out everything in long paragraphs that avoid harsh words and explain everything without her having to ask me anything. I am very careful because I am the same as her, so that's what I would've wanted from someone

And yeah, I had that thought in my head, of whether or not she still loved me. She knew something was up from the moment I stopped talking, and was trying to act like nothing happened, and trying to lift the mood. She even took some pictures last night and was gonna tease me with them, but figured it wouldn't be the best time. She has been feeling like shit all weekend, and rightfully so, cuz so have I. She was gonna come over here, but she was afraid I'd be mad (again) if she asked. This has all just been misunderstandings and miscommunication, which is what I was trying to fix in the first place.

Oh well, over now. Glad I could vent somewhere before I did something stupid.
#213079 to #213078 - braveblue ONLINE
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(05/22/2016) [-]
Yeah, venting is usually really good to do with this shit, honestly though, Its real nice having someone to pay attention to you and what not, telling each other everything is pretty nice too.

I'd usually vent with my girlfriend now a days though, I used to rely on my friends to talk to them and its still pretty good to do that with them, I just don't often go to them for venting purposes anymore though. It sucks thinking that someone doesn't love you when you love them, which is why I can understand you would be shitty and pissed off maybe for her not talking to you. I would have seriously been upset but probably wouldn't have talked to my girl about it. At least in the past anyways, now I don't really hold back with what i'm thinking and I'll just speak my mind to my partner. She understands and shes really amazing. I'm really comfortable with just being myself to her and she really likes that I say what ever is on my mind.

I haven't used any profanity towards my girl yet, so I can respect that man, I don't shout either. It's really different with someone you love you just don't want to upset them or anything. Ahhhhhhhhh yis surprise "pics" are good too

Anyways I hope everything works out with you and your girl, you guys sound like a nice couple. Just gotta work on talking with each other I guess? Good luck man.

#213080 to #213079 - vexaton
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(05/22/2016) [-]
I strive to have no secrets and to be completely honest with her at all times, and solve problems that occur the moment they occur. She benefits greatly from that, and has expressed gratitude towards me for that, but is currently working on doing the same. This is the first time I have ever done anything like this, or ever intentionally been mean to her because of something. Then again, seeing as how I was not talking to her as to not let myself talk about her exam and stuff, I wasn't really being mean either.

I usually vent to my girlfriend if there's something on my mind. More often than not actually. If not, I vent like this to some other person, forum, or to one of my anonymous twitter accounts (where I leave most details out and mostly just get it off my chest that life is being a bitch). I also do poetry, but sometimes that can lead to more depression than I'd care to have, seeing as how you are literally making a piece of art reflecting the emotion you are feeling, and reading it back hits hard.

Thanks for talking to me. Have a great Sunday
#213082 to #213080 - braveblue ONLINE
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(05/22/2016) [-]
My girlfriend writes poetry as well man, as well as myself just a little bit though not too much We must sound like huge faggots to everyone else reading this shit

Venting is the best thing ever. Really does making you feel really good.

Have a great Sunday you magnificent motherfucker
#213083 to #213082 - vexaton
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(05/22/2016) [-]
Well, I do get called faggot pretty often on here because of the discussions I get into about sexuality and shit Take a close look at the picture and I'm sure you can see why so you're not wrong haha.

I'm glad I'm not the only closet poet around. This is the first time I'm mentioning it to anyone other than my gf anyway, so that was a rare coincidence.

See you around
#213084 to #213083 - braveblue ONLINE
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(05/22/2016) [-]
See yah around, you're pretty chill. Hit me up if you need to vent or anything again, good luck dude.
#213065 - mintea
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(05/22/2016) [-]
There used to be a part on the frontpage showing the top comments, I can't find it now, is it still here and if so where?
#213090 to #213065 - charizarddad
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(05/23/2016) [-]
i found this in the account settings (bottom line) but i dont see the top comments either
#213101 to #213090 - mintea
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(05/23/2016) [-]
Weird, mine's the same but I don't see them. I guess it's something Admin left out of an update accidentally.
#213064 - anon
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(05/22/2016) [-]
Know girl for a while (online)
she's dating someone (for quite a while, I don't know how long)
we talk infrequently but we get on pretty good
one day we're talkin lil bit and she's just like hey wanna call me
i'm confused but ?? ok
She's bein really flirty and sexual and I'm just thinking whoa when did they break up
after a while she casually brings him up, totally still together
i'm like DUUUUUUDE
She's been talking to me a whole fucking lot recently, keeps saying this flirty stuff. I keep having a go at her but she just keeps slipping up.

What the fuck do I do
I like her as a friend but I don't want to date her and I don't want her to fuck up her relationship
so even though I probably should, I don't really want to tell her to fuck off and respect her relationship more
#213138 to #213064 - rokkai
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(05/24/2016) [-]
just don't. same thing happened to me too. there was this girl that started to play with my skype group out of nowhere. we talked. she sent me borderline pics and i sent her some too. like a month or two later, one of my friends called me and told me that she sent me those pics and talked to me only because she wanted to make her boyfriend jealous. (one of my good friends on the same skype group)

just stay out of this online dating bullshit is all im saying.
#213091 to #213064 - charizarddad
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(05/23/2016) [-]
she does this with him, she'll probably do it to you
#213087 to #213064 - maxsexington
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(05/22/2016) [-]
block the slut for a while.
#213069 to #213064 - focalanemo
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(05/22/2016) [-]
replace bullying with relationship
#213067 to #213064 - manofparody
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(05/22/2016) [-]
The thing is, she's fucking up that relationship. Not you.

This has nothing to do with you, it's all about her. She's craving attention from somewhere other than the guy she's with. You just happen to be there. She has cheater-tendencies, and you do not want to be with a woman who convinced herself that that's okay to do.

Break it off, mate. The only time I would be okay with someone going to a cheater is if the relationship was having problems and both the people were having issues, and one person ended up cheating because of it and ended the relationship. If they decide later on that they want to give it another go because shit got rough and they both handled it poorly (Basically learning from your mistakes), then that's when I can deem it okay.

This is not that.
#213063 - rabbithabbit
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(05/22/2016) [-]
This has nothing to do with love or any of the gay shit but it's still kinda advice.

What youtube video should I make? Rant wise so give me a subject to talk about. I'll end up posting in on Funnyjunk too.
#213068 to #213063 - sugoi
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(05/22/2016) [-]
You know normally people find something to talk about and then they make a video, they dont want to make a video with no topic unless it's some shitty homework assignment.

Rantwise just go for a rant.
#213060 - anon
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(05/22/2016) [-]
posting as an anon bc people know me here
Hey FJ, to make a long story short, the person I'm in love with has moved to another far away country, and won't be back to visit until August.
We sort of screwed around, our relationship is incredibly complicated due to the circumstances so I won't get too into it basically all the aspects of a relationship (he even told me he loved me a few times), except we both screwed around with other people and didn't call each other "my boy/girlfriend" .

Today I saw he posted a picture on Facebook from his new home with another guy and a girl (who he'd mentioned he gets along very, very well with), and someone commented "love is in the air". He also saw the messages I sent him over messenger in the morning and hasn't replied to them the whole day (it's rather late where I am now). I have no clue what's going on, and honestly, I'm just completely confused at this point.

Basically, how do I get over him? His life is continuing on there, mine is here, I know he'll find someone there, I'll probably find someone eventually (I'm a person who very rarely gets crushes, let alone falls in love). I realize that he's not the only person out there for me, that I'll fall in love again, that I'll get over it eventually, but right now, it just really hurts. It's my first time being in love, I don't know quite what to do. Any advice on how to get over it? Thanks, FJ
#213139 to #213060 - anon
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(05/24/2016) [-]
just hang out with new people or play different video games, listen to different music. do some different shit. recently same kind of thing happened to me too. i liked a girl and asked her out but did it online like a bitch and my timing was bad since i asked her out on an exam week and she's kind of a nerd so yeah i fucked up. i was thinking about asking her out on person when she returns from her eu trip but found out that she's currently dating with somebody else.
and now im going to talk to this girl whom i fooled around like 2 months again.
#213062 to #213060 - rabbithabbit
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(05/22/2016) [-]
'A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures for anything.'

Like jordoguy said, just try your best to focus on other shit. Thinking about that guy changes literally nothing so don't even waste your time, remember that.
#213061 to #213060 - jordoguy
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(05/22/2016) [-]
The best thing to do is keep your mind occupied with pretty much anything else. When I lost the first person I loved being on my own and not having anything to is when I'd think about it the most and you don't want to fall into a routine of doing that. There's not really a trick or anything you can do to get over someone quickly if you really did love them but over time it gets much easier, it might take a few weeks or even months but trust me it'll pass.
#213053 - lurifax
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(05/21/2016) [-]
Hey FJ. Been a hile since I felt the need to post here.. this time last year I was in the process of getting my first girlfriend. I couldn't think of a better girl for me
It ended though, mid-june. She had some personal problems, and she broke up with me after a long night at an end-of-school party. She was broken, and I was shattered into a million pieces. ffw to august-ish. I start getting kinda lonely, lot of ppl left town and I start hanging out with a girl I've known of since elementary. We get close, we become official, we love each other very much.

So, today I go running an errand on my bicycle. it's kinda warm outside, but not hot at all, and suddenly the feeling I got after being dumped flushes down on me. The air feels the same, the smells are carried in the air in a certain way, and I was going through an area close by where she (first girl) used to live while she attended school. It just feels so bad. Any advice, FJ?
#213140 to #213053 - rokkai
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(05/24/2016) [-]
hey man focus on your girl. first loves never die but you will get over it soon. just think about what would you feel like if your partner were to feel the same way about her ex.
#213059 to #213053 - braveblue ONLINE
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(05/21/2016) [-]
Get over your ex. It's gonna take some time but it's worth it so you can enjoy your future relationships.
#213050 - westernphilosophy
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#213045 - muffintime
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(05/21/2016) [-]
Funnyjunk, sorry for my drunken rant.

How come every girl/guy that I seem to talk to thinks I'm pretty/ good looking but every time I seem to ever talk to a girl at a bar she rejects me and if I ever get a girls number she never texts me back so I assume she gives me a fake number. I'm 21 now and I've only slept with 1 girl and my friends who are fat and ugly as hell seems to be able fuck a hot chick every weekend and get dates with those type of chicks. Also the only girl I slept with was the girl that I dated for 2 years but she never loved me and saw no future with me and I was just a temporary dick to pleasure her... I just recently got out of being used by that chick 4 months ago and its honestly gotten to the point where I'm depressed because I'm 21 and I've never had anyone that actually cared about me and every girl that I've ever tried to talk to just straight up rejects me. I hate to use the stereotype of being a nice guy, but I am... I treat girls nicely and I'm not a dick to them when Im talking with them... I'm not some cuck who thinks he deserves sex because he's nice to a girl.. I just want to have the chance to maybe go out to coffee with a girl and actually get to talk to her.
#213051 to #213045 - rokkai
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(05/21/2016) [-]
i feel you dude. i was like that too. and don't get it twisted, im not a fucking womenizer and i still feel like i can spill spagget at any moment but i've learned to be a chad at the right times. girls love attention but first you gotta make them crave for your attention by not giving that much.
#213048 to #213045 - minutes
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(05/21/2016) [-]
Looks really don't mean that much. Sure, if you're a good looking tall muscle guy you'll have an easier time than a small fat autistic idiot, but overall what really matters most is your behaviour. There are so many factors to it, damn I can't even list them all, your body language, the choice of words, the topic you choose to talk about, pauses inbetween your words, talking speed, atmosphere etc. etc.

But don't worry. It's basically just a skill like any other thing. If you practice hard and often enough you'll get better at it. You try some stuff, see if it works or not, then you continue with new stuff. It's just trial and error afterall. It might take you some time to get actually good at this but you will if you're persistent enough. Go to a lot of social gatherings like partys and any other kind of event and just talk to people. Just make up stupid reasons to initiate a conversation, use the situation. Absolutely everything works as long as you get words out of her. From then on, try to be interesting. Don't talk about your job, or your school shit or whatever. Talk about hobbies. Make stupid jokes, make her laugh, mock her a little bit (but never insult directly!). Once you're in an actual conversation you can mock her even more, make fun of her, be that confident funny dick, girls really love that. You can start touching her a little if you feel that it's now appropriate, like shoulders or hands and stuff. Don't be too forward just really casual. After some time you say you gotta go. Give her a little compliment + an additional mocking and ask for her number.

I don't even know if that's gonna work for you or not. Just keep trying. Some people just have bad cards, you just need to learn to play with them. Accept who you are and always put yourself out there. From then on it's just a matter of time. Good luck
#213047 to #213045 - maxsexington
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#213042 - anon
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(05/21/2016) [-]
how do you whisper to people in other realms on WoW?
#213054 to #213042 - ieatbengay
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(05/21/2016) [-]
i think you have to do it via battlenet
#213049 to #213042 - westernphilosophy
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(05/21/2016) [-]
Do it in a sexy tone.
#213044 to #213042 - alexanderburns
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(05/21/2016) [-]
sensually
#213041 - shadowkingdr
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(05/21/2016) [-]
Why do so many reviews put "the nice guys" as a top of the line movie? I just Saw it and it was utter trash, I haven't seen a movie that bad in theatres before. The actors were the only good thing in it, the rest is some sick combination of inspector gadget, classic cop shows and a 4th graders shitty fanfiction. All of this and yet they give it a 9/10
#213033 - iliekcereal
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(05/20/2016) [-]
not sure if what i went on last night was a date or not. how can i be sure?
#213052 to #213033 - burpy
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(05/21/2016) [-]
Is it too important to know?
#213066 to #213052 - iliekcereal
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(05/22/2016) [-]
huh
#213040 to #213033 - anon
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(05/20/2016) [-]
Asking?
#213027 - anon
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(05/20/2016) [-]
alright i need advice, help a brother out guys/gals.

i hung out with a girl a year and a half ago. we sorta dated for like 2 months and im saying sorta because we literally shared nothing at all. i told her i liked her, she said ok, we had sex and occasionally went out and that's pretty much it. the reason we broke up was because she couldn't forget about her last boyfriend. it was irritating as fuck so i broke up with her.

here's the kicker; for the last 2 weeks, i've been thinking about giving her one more chance. and here are my reasons;
a) i was a kind of beta where my actions didn't reflect what i felt at that moment. i guess you can say that i wasn't acting like myself which is correct and that made me cringe inside but like i said, on the outside, i was a normal guy to people so therefore, i couldn't really express myself and didn't act like a boyfriend but for the past 1.5 years, i've spent time on myself and matured a good amount.
b) she was 18, had just graduated from high school, had to broke up with her boyfriend because she was moving up to a different city and didn't really like it here. all these things considered, it can be pretty devastating for an 18 year girl. and only thing that can heal these kinda wounds is time and i believe one and a half years is enough to renew yourself and freshen your mind.

any opinions?


#213031 to #213027 - charizarddad
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(05/20/2016) [-]
do you know anything about her now? when is the last time you even talked to her? it just sounds like you are lonely or something. why do you want to pick this specific girl? you even said you shared nothing. i think you should look for a relationship in some other place.
#213034 to #213031 - anon
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(05/20/2016) [-]
i invited her to a coffee place last week to talk about this stuff but decided not to and sit on it a little bit more. yes you are right im feeling lonely because i've moved in with my parents well, technically they moved in with me since our finances got fucked and we couldn't afford 2 rents at once. so we moved into a different flat together and it's pretty far away from the city center which is pretty fucking annoying since even if i couldn't find anybody to hang with, i used to just put my headphones on and take a walk late at night but now i can't that's kind of the problem. we never get to know each other well. i mean, of course to a certain degree, i know what she likes and such but as i said, we just boned and had drinks together. but i liked her at the beginning. where she didn't mumble her ex's name when she got drunk y'know. that really threw me off. but yeah i feel like we can be something if we start over again without pretending and focusing on relationship.
#213035 to #213034 - anon
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(05/20/2016) [-]
i might sound like a fuckin cuck but as soon as i heard her mumbling her ex's name and found out she was texting him, i dumped her.
let me just TLR;
broke up with the girl because she had so much going on in her life, now thinking about asking her out again after a year and a half hoping she has cleared her mind.
#213038 to #213035 - anon
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(05/20/2016) [-]
Went thru a similar problem bro, my girlfriend was my first (lost my virginity to her) and i kinda fell in love with her. After a being on a trip for one week she said she needed some alone time and i was like ''ok''. But on the weekend when i was drinking and having a good time with my friends she texts me ad says that she is at a party and that she misses me. My friends leave and since i am really drunk i decide to call her and ask how she is doing, turns out she is really drunk and cant speak so i hang up and accidentally destroys my phone and decide to text with her on facebook instead. Her friend tells me that she isnt ready for a rellationship yet and i get superpissed because i thought our relationship would last forever.

The next day i pay her a visit and she tells me that she didnt remember one thing that evening and that she got feelings for her ex and his friend, which made me realize we should end this relationship imiediatly. When i get home i feel like utter shit for the next few days, like man i have almost never felt worse.

When i think back on it, it makes me realize that i did the right thing to beak up with her. One thing is that she is eight year older than me (im 21) and has a kid that is 8 years old with a few diagnoses, so he needed a lot of attention from his mom and i felt that i was in the way when he was around. And we didnt have the same group of friends at all, and the only thing we did when we met up was have sex with eachother.

So yeah, the only reason i felt so bad for a few days was because we broke up so sudden. I know our relationship wouldnt have had last in the long term because our different personalities.

I dont know how this is supposed help you but i just needed to clean some air.
#213039 to #213038 - anon
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(05/20/2016) [-]
oh man this is heavy. yours is much more complicated than mine. i actually feel like i already know the answer which is no since i wouldn't hang out with her if we were to be just friends all along. but something is pulling me close to her. maybe it's the availability since i feel mostly positive about the possible outcome but i really don't know.
#213023 - smartythechicken
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(05/20/2016) [-]
GUYS

I NEED THIS IMAGE WITHOUT THE TEXT FOR MY EXAMS
ITS FOR EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES

SCIENCE!
#213029 to #213023 - anon
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(05/20/2016) [-]
that'll be $30
#213030 to #213029 - smartythechicken
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(05/20/2016) [-]
can i pay you in dank memes and survival tips?
#213036 to #213024 - enlightednatzie
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(05/20/2016) [-]
''I can massage my crusty ass dried vagina to this!''
#213025 to #213024 - smartythechicken
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(05/20/2016) [-]
but she has to calibrate her glasses in a funny way like she does in the photo
#213020 - kegget
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(05/20/2016) [-]
So I'm going to a festival and the security on the entrance is pretty tight. You get searched and what-not.
There a problem with people breaking into tents to steal and such, and I'm going to be in my tent alone. I would feel a lot better with a weapon of sorts.

What's a good concealable weapon, one that looks like an ordinary object? I just want a baton or something like that.
#213055 to #213020 - ieatbengay
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(05/21/2016) [-]
maybe something heavy like a glass bottle or a metal flask, i doubt it'd take much to fight them off if you caught them in the act, they're just looking for unguarded stuff
#213043 to #213020 - foreveranonymous
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(05/21/2016) [-]
It's not much of a weapon but cat/dog keychains exist. There's hard plastic and metal ones. If jammed into someone it could hurt quite bad, and chances are after being stabbed any perps would flee. I have a plastic cat (cause it's cuter) but a metal one would hurt a helluva lot more

If questioned you could just say it's a cute keychain a friend got for you or something. If you don't act like it's a weapon there's a chance they won't care

However, they are illegal in California, so if you live there then RIP
#213037 to #213020 - enlightednatzie
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(05/20/2016) [-]
A big black dildo. The guads dont want to bee seen having that in their hands. Because thats gay.
#213019 - thenamlessguy
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(05/20/2016) [-]
My depression and emo-nocity goes up to 10x their normal values when it's winter. Is that normal?

I don't particularly dislike winter (in fact, I prefer it over summer), so I don't think it's a "general mood" type of thing.
#213056 to #213019 - ieatbengay
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(05/21/2016) [-]
yeah it's pretty normal
#213032 to #213019 - charizarddad
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(05/20/2016) [-]
seasonal affective disorder
#213021 to #213019 - swaggerfiend
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(05/20/2016) [-]
Vitamin D and sunlight in general contribute quite a bit to a happy mind. For those reasons, winter depression isn't common at all, even though it's a cozy season.
#213022 to #213021 - swaggerfiend
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(05/20/2016) [-]
Isn't uncommon at all*

shit
#213026 to #213022 - thenamlessguy
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(05/20/2016) [-]
I live in the frozen north, and I'm a shut-in so I don't get enough vitamin D anyway.... but yeah that's probably why
#213028 to #213026 - swaggerfiend
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(05/20/2016) [-]
I live up north as well, but the difference between summer and winter in terms of how many hours it's dark kind of makes a difference, despite the lack of actual sunshine.