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#217872 - anon
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(09/22/2016) [-]
sometimes I think I stay up late just to feel sad. Good night FJ, I'm going to bed early, and just wanted to let you know you guys are the weirdest, most helpful people I have come to appreciate as friends.
#217871 - anon
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(09/22/2016) [-]
Is there like a for sure way to tell if a girl likes you without being too abrupt? I'm in engineering and I've been talking with this girl and I cannot tell. I specified I was in engineering because a lot of girls in engineering flirt when they talk to guys in general and I'm very lost
#217870 - kunchuma
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(09/22/2016) [-]
i need something for my cosplay to cover my dick to look like i am naked? does anyone have any ideas?
#217917 to #217870 - charizarddad
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(09/24/2016) [-]
like skin colored leggings?
#217850 - anon
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(09/22/2016) [-]
Shit sucks. My family and me save up for a new car. We get one. I get into a car accident not even a month of having a car. Also two days after my birthday. the insurance says it's not totaled and they'll pay for the fix. Says it'll be two weeks. Get a call from the auto shop saying it's going to cost 2k more than what they estimated and that they will need to keep it for another 3 weeks.

I don't know what I did to piss God off. Seems like every time something good happens to me, I get absolutely shitted on the next moment. I want to fucking kill myself. But seeing my luck, I'd probably survive and get brain damage from it.

Tired of all this bullshit.
#217845 - lostminder
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(09/22/2016) [-]
Do i have to do cardio to lose weight and get fit? or can i do a workout that takes cardio out of the equation?
#217876 to #217845 - deutschblut
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(09/22/2016) [-]
Don't eat.

Sweat a lot.

Cardio is great, yeah.
#217867 to #217845 - burpy
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(09/22/2016) [-]
80% of it depends on what and how much you stuff in your mouth.
#217849 to #217845 - kober
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(09/22/2016) [-]
It depends on your diet. If you consume less calories than you burn, you will lose weight.
#217847 to #217845 - ferrettamer ONLINE
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(09/22/2016) [-]
if you want to be lean then you will have to do cardio. if you just lift weights than you will probably just become strong fat, which isn't bad. it really all depends on your calories in vs calories out tho
#217844 - twoderrick
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(09/22/2016) [-]
I know I don't come here often, but I don't really know where to go for this sort of thing.

I found out one of the 3 bros I have, and have been friends with since highschool tried to fuck my girlfriend of 4 years. (We have been bros for about 7-8 years) This girlfriend being my only real serious one ever, like traded virginity, never been with anyone else. He got her really drunk but she didn't want have sex with him in any way shape or form. She ended up crying when he tryed to force himself on her and he left her alone. It apparently happened about 2 weeks ago, but she told me the day before yesterday.
I don't know how to react to this, I feel really angry that he would fucking do this to her and me, and abuse the enormous trust I had in him. He's plenty capable of fucking other women, like his fat and ugly wife, or any of the other women he has slept with since highschool, (almost numbering triple digits.) But, he's already told my gf he's never going to attempt it again. I haven't talked to him since I found out. And, I don't really know what to say to him. I feel like doing alot of things, ranging from pointing a gun at him and threatening to kill him, to saying "Hey, I know what happened between you and her, why would you do this?"
I don't want to lose him as a friend, but I won't hesitate to remove him from my life all together if it's for the best. I love this man like family, but hearing about this betrayal, it's like I can't even register that I'm angry. I feel like I'm shell-shocked.
I'm torn between crying-rage, bitter disgust, and disbelief.
I don't know how I should handle this, what should I do? Please, help me.
#217868 to #217844 - hamshef
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(09/22/2016) [-]
Excommunicate him from your friendship.
I would not go as far as threat of violence but definitely let him know that he is no longer welcome near you or her.
If he really cares about the friendship than it will be his responsibility to work hard to rebuild the trust, not yours because he is the one that broke it.(I doubt that he would try to come back though).
You are right in your judgement. I know it is hard to let go of those you love but stay strong and hold to your decision. Even though friends hold a bond they are still independent people who decide their own fate. If they choose to betray someone's trust then they have chosen to end that friendship.
Friends will always come and go in life, so enjoy the ones you have and the ones you'll make in the future, but accept that they will not always last forever
#217853 to #217844 - rokkai
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(09/22/2016) [-]
he's not a bro, go talk to him and end your relationship with him.
#217848 to #217844 - charizarddad
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(09/22/2016) [-]
Thats pretty fucking low, and also pretty much illegal. Drop him.
#217842 - vozel ONLINE
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(09/21/2016) [-]
anyone here speak spanish?

idk how to perfect my accent, casually saying Rs without saying it "the American way" is a little hard

and i've never been good with saying words with multiple syllables fast anyway
#217869 to #217842 - hamshef
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(09/22/2016) [-]
If your wondering how to roll your Rs:
Use your tongue muscles to create a bowl shape with your tongue, then lightly press that against the roof of your mouth.
Now start blowing air over that bowl and out your mouth. You should be able to make that motorboat sound. If the air is only coming out in spurts, your pressing your tongue too hard. If the air is just gently flowing out, your tongue is not pressed close enough. The median point is when the tip of your tongue, like the side of the bowl, is not tensed but is gently up against the roof of your mouth so that the muscle flaps against it, like blowing raspberries with your lips. Once you can make that sound just add your voice to it
#217843 to #217842 - revengeforfreeze
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(09/21/2016) [-]
use tongue a lot
#217833 - analsprinkles
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(09/21/2016) [-]
i've had qt girls fall in love with me without doing nothing when i was younger and yet i was too oblivious to even notice.
nowadays i barely even talk to girls

am i straight up destined to be alone?
#217834 to #217833 - ferrettamer ONLINE
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(09/21/2016) [-]
yea
#217835 to #217834 - analsprinkles
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(09/21/2016) [-]
good
relationships are too much trouble anyways lol
#217836 to #217835 - ferrettamer ONLINE
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(09/21/2016) [-]
ain't that the truth
#217837 to #217836 - analsprinkles
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(09/21/2016) [-]
would be nise to habe da pusi doe
#217830 - onipure
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(09/21/2016) [-]
Im planning on searching for a jobb and move to the london but i dont know the standard living cost there.
And what is the most normal sallary there?
I have seen a few jobbs that im intrested in and they say it pays around 9 to 7 gpu.
Dont know if that is normal or verry low
#217828 - roflstorm
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(09/21/2016) [-]
Has anyone here busted a nut, not pissed and then when they took a piss they felt pain and the urge to piss?
#217831 to #217828 - ferrettamer ONLINE
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(09/21/2016) [-]
yes, it's leftover sperm that kinda closes your dick hole and makes you need to force the piss out. either that or an sti
#217832 to #217831 - ferrettamer ONLINE
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(09/21/2016) [-]
semen* not sperm, the only reason i said sperm is cause i used semen in another comment and i don't like using words frequently
#217817 - mintea
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(09/21/2016) [-]
I've got a big ol webm folder so I'm going to make some webm comp posts - what time is best to post so most people see it? I remember there was a post a while ago saying what the best times are but I can't remember.
#217820 to #217817 - anon
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(09/21/2016) [-]
if you want Americans go for 6 am new york time
#217819 to #217817 - burpy
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(09/21/2016) [-]
I've found around 8-9pm GMT+1 (basically London time) to be the best, but that's only from limited experience
#217816 - manofparody
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(09/21/2016) [-]
So I'm really interested in getting this car today:
www.teamauto.biz/vehicle_pages/wbawc33557pd07353-2007-bmw-328xi-2-door-coupe-awd-used-coupe-louisville-ky.shtml
Problem is, I don't have a down payment, and my camaro has a trans that's slipping in first gear (still works) that I want to use as a down payment/trade in.
Is there anything wrong with BMWs? My mother/step father really don't want me to get it because it's not American made (They're with the whole "Keep it in the country" shit that I don't care about because I don't have the financial luxury to live that way), but truthfully: Everything american made causes me problems unlike any other.
People say German engineering is a bitch to work on, but it also is more trustworthy.
Enlighten me.
#217815 - anon
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(09/21/2016) [-]
is it legal to bring cameras into a library?
#217824 to #217815 - sugoi
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(09/21/2016) [-]
Most mobile phones have cameras and mobile phones are not banned from libraries.
Just turn it off if someone talks to you about it.
#217826 to #217824 - anon
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(09/21/2016) [-]
i was in the ladies washroom and they told me "sir you have to leave" it was actually kind of rude.
#217846 to #217826 - sugoi
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(09/22/2016) [-]
I did not know ladies washrooms were libraries now.
#217813 - inzix
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(09/21/2016) [-]
CAN YOU FUCKING BLOCK UPLOADS IN YOUR NOTIFICATION BAR

IF NOT MUDKIPFUCKER PLEASE STOP UPLOADING EVERY FUCKING SECOND OR SO
#217822 to #217821 - inzix
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(09/21/2016) [-]
thanks nigga
#217814 to #217813 - sugoi
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(09/21/2016) [-]
Yes you can just click the settings button and navigate to alerts and turn off the appropriate one which I forget exactly but it's in there alright.
#217823 to #217814 - inzix
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(09/21/2016) [-]
thanks mate
#217809 - shadowdoogen
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(09/21/2016) [-]
Good places for a casual date?
#217829 to #217809 - averagewhitekid
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(09/21/2016) [-]
Mini-golfing
Got that from someone on this board that I forgot now, but it was solid advice tbh
#217810 to #217809 - sugoi
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(09/21/2016) [-]
Parks, movie, shopping center, theater, amusement park
#217795 - supervillian
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(09/21/2016) [-]
Situation :
I've been getting really chatty with a girl i've had a crush on for a long time.
Before this, she was dating my best friend - now she hangs out with us and she's always getting close to him, and he's always grabbing her stuff or acting possessive.
She tells him to stop sometimes but most of the time just sits there.
Should I just let go of these feelings and accept that they are probably getting back together again ? It'd honestly just crush me to have to sit by and watch it happen again.
#217805 to #217795 - anon
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(09/21/2016) [-]
No you should keep chasing her.
Fuck your best friend, they already broke up and now he's being a cockblock. Go for it, ask her out!
#217803 to #217795 - manofparody
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(09/21/2016) [-]
Most you can do is tell her your feelings. In the end, it's her choice. You can't force her to be with you, and there's no "winning" her.
It's her decision to make. The real question is if she's mature enough to make an intelligent decision. It doesn't matter if he has more to offer her, if she has a better connection with you. It doesn't matter how he treats her (outside of physical/verbal/mental abuse. What you're describing doesn't count), if her connection to him is stronger.
Truth be told, we're all fuck ups. He's fucking up just like you'd fuck up, just like she'd fuck up. It just depends on what fuck ups we can accept and what fuck ups they are willing to work on.
#217800 to #217795 - rokkai
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(09/21/2016) [-]
when you two are talking, bring the convo to where asking how is their situation between two of them won't be awkward. and move from there.
#217798 to #217795 - ferrettamer ONLINE
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(09/21/2016) [-]
can you not just ask her out if she's single atm? if she says no than who cares. if she yes congrats, now you have more shit you need to worry about
#217791 - focalanemo
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(09/20/2016) [-]
Any falling asleep tips? I know about killing myself or overdosis sleeping pills for eternal sleep, but I'd like to wake up.
#217838 to #217791 - lgninjaleetful ONLINE
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(09/21/2016) [-]
like kober said, melatonin is excellent stuff, I use this

www.amazon.com/dp/B00NIUZHCA/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_nS_
#217840 to #217838 - kober
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(09/21/2016) [-]
I use these ones: amzn.com/B00MQ3LIY6
Same thing, but edible.
#217841 to #217840 - lgninjaleetful ONLINE
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(09/21/2016) [-]
oh, those are pretty good
#217818 to #217791 - manofparody
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(09/21/2016) [-]
Meditation.
It's the only thing that has finally allowed me to get sleep after my life falling apart.
My bed is against a wall, so I take my shirt off and slowly put my bare back against the wall (Yes, the wall is freezing, it helps), and sit cross-legged. Clear your mind completely and focus on a single solid dormant thought, like the sound of a fan in your room. Don't have thoughts that are chains. You'll end up having a thought and follow it, and that's fine as long as you cut it off as soon as you notice, and go back to clearing your mind.
Do that for about 10 minutes, and you'll fall right asleep.
#217811 to #217791 - kober
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(09/21/2016) [-]
Invest in melatonin pills.
#217808 to #217791 - averagewhitekid
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(09/21/2016) [-]
I actually enjoy listening to ASMR videos before I go to bed, helps me relax and think about stuff to dream to or at least just focus on what's happening in the video
#217799 to #217791 - rokkai
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(09/21/2016) [-]
have you tried listening to music? not when sleeping tho, just to set the mood.
#217796 to #217791 - ferrettamer ONLINE
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(09/21/2016) [-]
>wanting to wake up
#217789 - gramernazi
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(09/20/2016) [-]
Does anyone know a a place to get online college textbooks for free or a monthly payment, or if the site in the picture works?
#217790 to #217789 - gramernazi
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(09/20/2016) [-]
Forgot the picture
#217787 - manofparody
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(09/20/2016) [-]
So I finally got a job I really enjoy and has crazy benefits for $15/hr.
Thing is, my 98 Camaro is now slipping hardcore in first shift. I'm having it checked out tomorrow, but I don't have enough money for a down payment.

When I was 18 (6~ years ago) I was in a similar situation but I got fucked royally and my dad didn't help me for shit. I got a 2004 pontiac grand am for $12,000 after finance rate. It was repossessed a year later because I ended up losing that job due to shadiness (and now that facility is falling apart and about to close). I didn't have any credit at that time, but now I KNOW I have bad credit, and I don't even have a bank account until I get my first paycheck friday.

How completely fucked am I if I try to get a car from a dealership with bad credit? My mother MAY be able to cover a down payment, but I'd like to use my Camaro as a down payment if possible. It still drives, but it takes like 10 seconds before I can get 20mph, and then it drives completely fine.
#217793 to #217787 - kober
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(09/20/2016) [-]
You will need a cosigner. Trading in the Camaro will likely cover a down payment of $1k if you negotiate.
#217794 to #217793 - manofparody
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(09/20/2016) [-]
Well, the camaro doesn't have A/C, but it has power windows. The tires are kinda bad and the catalytic converter has a piece inside that broke off (But it hasn't been rattling recently so shouldn't be noticed). Along with the slipping transmission.

My mother said she may be able to, but I'm not sure. Her ex husband filed for bankruptcy like 7-8 years ago, but she's been doing good ever since and remarried and they own a bunch of houses they rent out.
#217779 - anon
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(09/20/2016) [-]
So I'm gonna be alone for the first time doing a semester abroad don't judge me . I've already got living quarters and furniture, courtesy of my parents, but they left, and I'm alone for the first time. What do i do now already masturbated ?
#217792 to #217779 - rokkai
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(09/20/2016) [-]
those people will never see you again so go batshit. be the ultimate chad you've always wanted to be. make it count.
#217780 to #217779 - alexanderburns
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(09/20/2016) [-]
make your life into one of those teen party movies