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#172130 - sundip (01/23/2015) [-]
I've got an interview for University tomorrow, and quite frankly, I'm shitting it.

I'm choosing to study Graphic Design (Graphic Communications), and I feel really unprepared. My portfolio is rather standard, but I feel is lacking quite a bit of work to show the potential I have. Interviews are my strong points, so I don't really know where to go from here.

Any advice or stories similar to mine to put me at ease?
User avatar #172165 to #172130 - TheOldOakTree (01/23/2015) [-]
hey man, i just blew it with trying to get into traditional graphics and new media,
so im enrolling into my hometown academy on graphic communications,
just give it all you got, and the rest you cannot predict
got any work i can see?
#172135 to #172130 - qill (01/23/2015) [-]
Relax. First of all, your portfolio being standard is not an issue. Standard is, well, the standard, people expect it to be like that, no more, no less.

Secondly, if you are charasmatic, smart, etc during the interview (which you said are your strong point) you got nothing to worry about. And even if not, you can probably get a position based on your portfolio and grades.

ABSOLUTE worst case scenario, you learn from this and go to another uni
User avatar #172124 - everheat ONLINE (01/23/2015) [-]
I have my final work as an audio engineer student coming up, and I'm looking for a video game project, in which I can be the sound designer/producer. Does anyone know of a forum etc. where I could find independent game developers looking for people to work on their games, or where I could put up an ''advertisement'' that I'm looking for a game to produce sound to?
#172116 - anonymous (01/23/2015) [-]
I need help
My school worries I'm going to shoot up the school, even though I don't even like guns or violence. They had a talk with me and my parents because apparently my anger has been getting "worse", even though all I remember is sleeping in school. I haven't said a word to a teacher once, and they claim I've been fighting and arguing all the time.
User avatar #172146 to #172116 - teoberry (01/23/2015) [-]
Don't act aggressively or super pissed to them, since they have the thought you're a shooter, anything you do will just fuel that fire. Meet with the principal on your own time, ask him why he thinks that, and try to calmly and friendly get rid of any bad thoughts they may have.
User avatar #172142 to #172116 - enjoigiggity (01/23/2015) [-]
I'd go with EdwardNigma on this one, they can't assume you're going to shoot up the school if you haven't even done anything.
User avatar #172131 to #172116 - sundip (01/23/2015) [-]
Personally I'd go for a pump-action shotgun, good luck!
User avatar #172127 to #172116 - EdwardNigma (01/23/2015) [-]
So despite not doing anything, they think you're a shooter?
Tell the cunts to fuck off and that maybe you're pissed off because they assumed you were going to try and murder people.
User avatar #172123 to #172116 - cpawsome (01/23/2015) [-]
Present them with opsites.
They say you're angry, say you're just depressed.
They say you are fighting, say you are being picked on.
User avatar #172119 to #172116 - iridium (01/23/2015) [-]
Tell the school to fuck off with their paranoid bullshit.
User avatar #172117 to #172116 - canyou (01/23/2015) [-]
I say dress less aggressively. For some reason they think you seem like a shooter so... Just don't seem like one anymore?

I'm not really sure what to say. Just be kinder to the people with authority who think of you as crazy.
#172114 - anonymous (01/23/2015) [-]
Anyone have any advice on getting a job. Like various job boards and stuff? Been using a couple job boards with little success.
#172133 to #172114 - anonymous (01/23/2015) [-]
Create a LinkedIn account, and create a Resume through there.
Also:
Glassdoor.com
User avatar #172113 - thumbsdenied (01/23/2015) [-]
Why are peoples signatures so complicated?
I feel like im doing it wrong because you can read my name easily in my signature
User avatar #172115 to #172113 - sineztro (01/23/2015) [-]
A signature is supposed to be unique and hard to copy
User avatar #172111 - darealsnooki (01/23/2015) [-]
I got my first concussion back in November, and that ended somewhere in December.

Today, I've gotten these killer headaches. They were almost all the same, at the same place on my head, and it was recurring.

Are my headaches from today related to my concussion from 2 months ago?
User avatar #172120 to #172111 - iridium (01/23/2015) [-]
It's possible, concussions aren't the kind of thing that you always recover from perfectly.
#172106 - anonymous (01/23/2015) [-]
Does anyone have the do it for state snapchat name?
User avatar #172112 to #172106 - bobvonbobby (01/23/2015) [-]
statesnapsparty? I thought that was it.
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#172103 - anonymous (01/23/2015) [-]
Really need help here, I have really bad dandruff i buzzed off my hair thinking that'd help a bit but its not, ive tried just about every shampoo and its not going away what do i do
User avatar #172110 to #172103 - hoponthefeelstrain (01/23/2015) [-]
Mix one parts of apple cider vinegar with 3 parts water. ( I just use straight apple cider vinegar tho, it stings but gives better results). It cleared my dandruff so fast and soo well. Just rinse your hair with it then wash it out.
#172107 to #172103 - anonymous (01/23/2015) [-]
I just figured out I have seborrhoeic dermatitis, which is sort of like regular dandruff but more serious, just google symptoms. I went to a pharmacy and asked for help and bought a special schampoo that supposedly kills the yeast. This will surely take care of your dandruff problems, especially with less hair on your head. Just make sure (unless instructed otherwise) to massage the schampoo onto your dandruff spots before you hop in the shower and let it sit for like an hour. I'm instructed to to it 2 times a week.

Anyway you should definetly look up seborrhoeic dermatitis and see if you fit any symptoms.
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User avatar #172081 - rakaka (01/22/2015) [-]
I'm 16. Are there any movies out right now that would be good for a first date?
User avatar #172128 to #172081 - yourinvisiblegf (01/23/2015) [-]
Totoro

That's the stuff
User avatar #172101 to #172081 - ScottP (01/23/2015) [-]
Movies don't really allow you to get to know the other person during a first date. Might I suggest a more sociable activity such as dinner or swimming?
User avatar #172102 to #172101 - rakaka (01/23/2015) [-]
We already kinda know each other. We both like anime. I swear she would be nothing like you'd expect if the only information you know was her interest in anime
User avatar #172104 to #172102 - ScottP (01/23/2015) [-]
See, when I hear that a girl likes anime I imagine one of those dyed-hair, makeup, anime high-schoolers. I was friends with a few of them.

Which means that she's probably nothing like that if you say that it's nothing like how I imagine. Is she blonde and a socialite?
User avatar #172108 to #172104 - rakaka (01/23/2015) [-]
She's brown haired, short (like I can put my arm over her to open doors for her even when she's in front), and kinda a reserved personality

I promised I would make her a beanie in the style of Death the Kid's hair.
User avatar #172109 to #172108 - ScottP (01/23/2015) [-]
I also know some people like that. I guess it's not too surprising
User avatar #172098 to #172081 - sineztro (01/23/2015) [-]
Book of Life, its cute,its kinda cheese and its actually good
#172080 - atrocitustheking (01/22/2015) [-]
So, something awesome-at-first happened. I have two (possibly three) women who are attracted to me. Makes me feel like a boss, but it is also complicated, and totally outside my experience. What the fuck do I do? How do I choose? Is there any way out of this that doesn't end in tears for 2 out of 3 girls?
So, something awesome-at-first happened. I have two (possibly three) women who are attracted to me. Makes me feel like a boss, but it is also complicated, and totally outside my experience. What the fuck do I do? How do I choose? Is there any way out of this that doesn't end in tears for 2 out of 3 girls?
User avatar #172171 to #172080 - hackcroissant (01/23/2015) [-]
Choose the one that smiles when you walk in.
User avatar #172173 to #172171 - atrocitustheking (01/23/2015) [-]
That's deep, man.
#172137 to #172080 - qill (01/23/2015) [-]
foursome
was there ever any other choice?
User avatar #172174 to #172137 - atrocitustheking (01/23/2015) [-]
Somehow I doubt that will happen.
User avatar #172083 to #172080 - marinepenguin ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
If it's true that there are three girls that like you, it's very difficult to have all of them be happy if you make a decision on which one. Although I wouldn't feel bad about it. After a few months they'll probably move on, or push those feelings aside.
User avatar #172084 to #172083 - atrocitustheking (01/22/2015) [-]
So bad end for 2/3 of them is inevitable?
User avatar #172085 to #172084 - marinepenguin ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
I'm not saying it'll be a bad end for them, just that they won't be happy they aren't in a relationship with you. Likely you could easily be friends.
User avatar #172086 to #172085 - atrocitustheking (01/22/2015) [-]
Even if they know I'm going out with a... uh, competitor?
User avatar #172088 to #172086 - marinepenguin ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
Every girl is different.
User avatar #172091 to #172088 - atrocitustheking (01/22/2015) [-]
How do I choose though?
User avatar #172092 to #172091 - marinepenguin ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
That's up to you man.

Personally I'd pick one with a similar sense of humour, personality, lifestyle, and hobbies.

Or you know, the one with the biggest tits.
User avatar #172093 to #172092 - atrocitustheking (01/23/2015) [-]
But that one moved to another state...
User avatar #172094 to #172093 - marinepenguin ONLINE (01/23/2015) [-]
The one with the personality or the tits?

If personality, it'll be hard to keep a long distance relationship, but they can be worth it.

If tits, there are always good tits around man.
User avatar #172089 to #172088 - atrocitustheking (01/22/2015) [-]
Fair enough.
User avatar #172060 - nalkir (01/22/2015) [-]
guise halp
im playing truant tomorrow so that my friend can come to my house tomorrow and its a she.
what do ?
User avatar #172097 to #172060 - durkadurka (01/23/2015) [-]
Give her the dick.
User avatar #172087 to #172060 - enjoigiggity (01/22/2015) [-]
Depends. Are you playing truant with her because feelings are involved? Or just you don't want to risk getting caught?
User avatar #172059 - arenaferox (01/22/2015) [-]
I've taken french 1-3 during high school but it's not really enough.
I've tried duolingo, it's good for it's price, which is free, the immersion section is nice but the articles are a bit boring for me most of the and I want to be able to hear it more since I'm not so good at that.
Anyone know of a good site to watch french shows and movies? Or just some french series/movies in general?
With french subtitles would be preferred, so I can connect the words more since from french to english dub some things are changed.
#172079 to #172059 - atrocitustheking (01/22/2015) [-]
Only one phrase you need to know...
Only one phrase you need to know...
User avatar #172071 to #172059 - dasistwunderbar (01/22/2015) [-]
I'm pretty sure the illegals have the movies you're after, but as for recommendations...

Chocolat
Amelie
La choriste
Bienvenue chez les ch'tis

#172058 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (01/22/2015) [-]
Hey /Advice/,   
   
I'm leaving.   
I may come back sometime... Although probably not anytime soon.   
I would genuinely love to continue helping people with advice, but I won't be able to anymore.   
I am moving from Virginia to Wisconsin, and I am selling my computer.   
I've been called to go, and therefore I am. I don't have a job, but I have faith that I'll get by.   
   
If anyone would like to, please feel free to shoot me an email and I'll get back to it when I can:   
MrNameloc@ gmail.com   
   
In the meantime, here's a few links to what I consider my 'greatest posts.'   
They're the few replies that not only address a serious situation, but cover it in detail and can apply to most of everyone.   
   
Finding a 'significant other' - funnyjunk.com/advice/138215#138215   
Anxiety - funnyjunk.com/advice/141330#141330   
Online/ Long-distance relationships - www.funnyjunk.com/advice/148698#148698   
Suicide - funnyjunk.com/advice/158549#158549 - funnyjunk.com/Depressed+tell+mods+about+your+problems/text/5428215/1697#1697   
   
And if I'm not here to help, then these awesome people are:   
Coconuthat, Delphine, HawaiinHappySauce, Laky, MarinePenguin, ProteinStain, SaltyBanana, ThatNigger, ThirdJess, USArmyExplain, and WomanExplain.   
   
2,362 comments and 1,187 thumbs-up later, I hope I was able to help people. I really do.   
   
And remember guys:   
Suicide is never worth it.   
And Life isn't just about the journey; It's about experiencing it with others, for others.   
   
And that's just what I'm going to do. Not so much online anymore, but out in real life.   
Thanks for reading,   
xXThatxOnexGuyXx / Nameloc
Hey /Advice/,

I'm leaving.
I may come back sometime... Although probably not anytime soon.
I would genuinely love to continue helping people with advice, but I won't be able to anymore.
I am moving from Virginia to Wisconsin, and I am selling my computer.
I've been called to go, and therefore I am. I don't have a job, but I have faith that I'll get by.

If anyone would like to, please feel free to shoot me an email and I'll get back to it when I can:
MrNameloc@ gmail.com

In the meantime, here's a few links to what I consider my 'greatest posts.'
They're the few replies that not only address a serious situation, but cover it in detail and can apply to most of everyone.

Finding a 'significant other' - funnyjunk.com/advice/138215#138215
Anxiety - funnyjunk.com/advice/141330#141330
Online/ Long-distance relationships - www.funnyjunk.com/advice/148698#148698
Suicide - funnyjunk.com/advice/158549#158549 - funnyjunk.com/Depressed+tell+mods+about+your+problems/text/5428215/1697#1697

And if I'm not here to help, then these awesome people are:
Coconuthat, Delphine, HawaiinHappySauce, Laky, MarinePenguin, ProteinStain, SaltyBanana, ThatNigger, ThirdJess, USArmyExplain, and WomanExplain.

2,362 comments and 1,187 thumbs-up later, I hope I was able to help people. I really do.

And remember guys:
Suicide is never worth it.
And Life isn't just about the journey; It's about experiencing it with others, for others.

And that's just what I'm going to do. Not so much online anymore, but out in real life.
Thanks for reading,
xXThatxOnexGuyXx / Nameloc
#172210 to #172058 - saltybanana (01/24/2015) [-]
ahhh man i just got word of this.....   
   
man i am speech less i know we haven't talked in awhile due to school lately  but damn this post got me good honestly.   
   
all my prayers go for you my internet friend, i hope you get a job and life goes well.   
   
idk if im too late for you to see this, but remember stay positive, dont let life pull you down. everyone hits rock bottom man, everyone, but all i can tell you is DONT GIVE UP   
   
if you have social media please hit me up   
snapchat: superflyross   
ig:sheerfresh   
   
ill be there if you dont have anyone bro! i got you man!!
ahhh man i just got word of this.....

man i am speech less i know we haven't talked in awhile due to school lately but damn this post got me good honestly.

all my prayers go for you my internet friend, i hope you get a job and life goes well.

idk if im too late for you to see this, but remember stay positive, dont let life pull you down. everyone hits rock bottom man, everyone, but all i can tell you is DONT GIVE UP

if you have social media please hit me up
snapchat: superflyross
ig:sheerfresh

ill be there if you dont have anyone bro! i got you man!!
#172141 to #172058 - anonymous (01/23/2015) [-]
You were the best users here, incredibly helpful very often.   
   
Thank you, and good luck
You were the best users here, incredibly helpful very often.

Thank you, and good luck
#172122 to #172058 - proteinstain (01/23/2015) [-]
I'll miss you,  you glorious bastard
I'll miss you, you glorious bastard
User avatar #172100 to #172058 - sineztro (01/23/2015) [-]
Have an awesome adventure dude, you're gonna be missed
User avatar #172099 to #172058 - durkadurka (01/23/2015) [-]
No idea who you are, but from your links it seems like you're someone who puts a lot of thought into their words and loves helping others.

Godspeed.
User avatar #172082 to #172058 - teoberry (01/22/2015) [-]
Never really got advice from you, I think, but I wish you luck in whatever you're doing. You helped a lotta people on here man. Be happy about that
#172070 to #172058 - usarmyexplain ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
Good luck, guy.
User avatar #172069 to #172058 - laky (01/22/2015) [-]
godspeed
User avatar #172045 - rereviven (01/22/2015) [-]
I have about 4 days ot find an online German class that is one semester long and that'll count as credits towards my high school. Anyone know of any? Preferably one that doesnt make me speak into mics and stuff
User avatar #172047 to #172045 - rereviven (01/22/2015) [-]
also im in Wisconsin if that impacts it
#172039 - logickid (01/22/2015) [-]
Guys I'm running out of time, I wanna make this thing happen with this girl but she's got a boyfriend.
#172140 to #172039 - kusandru (01/23/2015) [-]
drug her fuck her take pics send them to him she has no choice but to be with you
#172138 to #172039 - qill (01/23/2015) [-]
kill him, make a skin suit out of him and attract her with your expert sewing skillz

got get em tiger
User avatar #172072 to #172039 - hirollin (01/22/2015) [-]
Hey, good for you man. But before you do anything remember that if you cheat or help someone else cheat you are hitler.
#172126 to #172072 - dehumanizer ONLINE (01/23/2015) [-]
>Hitler
>bad

kek, go back to killing Palestnians
#172073 to #172072 - logickid (01/22/2015) [-]
Well, I ain't Hitler so, help me.
#172074 to #172073 - hirollin (01/22/2015) [-]
How not to cheat 101:

Step 1: Don't put your dick in it.

Easiest way to not put your dick in it is to not be around the girl. Problem solved.
#172075 to #172074 - logickid (01/22/2015) [-]
teach me how to make da woman love me but for real this girl is perfect
User avatar #172076 to #172075 - hirollin (01/22/2015) [-]
Well you need to decide if this girl is worth becoming hitler for.
Remember that if she cheats with you, she'll probably cheat on you too.
Wait till they break up.
User avatar #172077 to #172076 - logickid (01/22/2015) [-]
How do I make them break up.
User avatar #172090 to #172077 - hirollin (01/22/2015) [-]
you dont.
User avatar #172044 to #172043 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (01/22/2015) [-]
What's the situation?
She has a boyfriend is all I know.

Is she interested in you?
Does she not like her current boyfriend?
Do you and her hang out a lot?

Look man, in all honesty, if she doesn't like her current relationship and is forming a 'thing' with you, then she isn't worth pursuing.
Instead of her bringing up her problems with her boyfriend and them working it out, or instead of dumping him... She leaves the problems to grow and grow and seeks elsewhere outside the relationship -- That's not something you'd want in a partner.

If that is not the case, and clearly she isn't leading you on... Then you should just move on.
Just because you love her, doesn't mean you're entitled to her love.
She had the choice, and she didn't choose you. And if she's on the brink of choosing you while she has a boyfriend, then she's not trustworthy or committed at all.

It's a lose-lose situation.
You're either over-thinking things and letting fantasies get in the way and are about to fall flat on your face...
Or you'll let jealousy become the worst of you if and once things get serious with her.
User avatar #172046 to #172044 - logickid (01/22/2015) [-]
1. We know each other
2. We don't hang out with each other (we did once)
3. I'm pretty sure she likes her boyfriend
4. She MAY think of me as anti-social, a weirdo, or creep
5. I'm not jealous, I just really want her
6. I've grown a dislike for her boyfriend, but it's tame
7. She's young and I'm older, and plus I'm not even that good-looking
User avatar #172048 to #172046 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (01/22/2015) [-]
Alright. Let's pretend you swoon her and she's 'yours.'
Who's to say she won't up and leave you just as easily as she did her current boyfriend?

Again, man. It's a lose-lose situation.
User avatar #172049 to #172048 - logickid (01/22/2015) [-]
Trick both of them into leaving each other.
User avatar #172050 to #172049 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (01/22/2015) [-]
But you'd constantly be trying to control her.
As if she were that of a dog.

That's what will make her leave you quickly and never come back.
#172051 to #172050 - logickid (01/22/2015) [-]
Just give me advice I'm not controlling
I need muh tricks & tips
#172052 to #172051 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (01/22/2015) [-]
If you can't see any female as an actual human being with their own thoughts, opinions, emotions, feelings, etc, then you'll never find anyone.
#172054 to #172052 - logickid (01/22/2015) [-]
I'm not that fockin' kind of guy mate, I understand.
I'm not that fockin' kind of guy mate, I understand.
#172055 to #172054 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (01/22/2015) [-]
If you understand, then why are you trying to date her?
If you respect her, then why are you disrespecting her by wanting to force yourself to be her choice?

She's made her choice, and unless that falls through on it's own, then you shouldn't try.
#172056 to #172055 - logickid (01/22/2015) [-]
It's simple, I'm just a huge fucking beta, I really don't know how to relate to her unless if something happens, I know what she likes though, I'm even wanting to do more art because of her, I tried buying her something but STILL haven't got it.
#172057 to #172056 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (01/22/2015) [-]
> "I'm even wanting to do more art because of her"   
   
Never change yourself for someone...   
   
Also:   
> "I'm just a huge beta"   
Keep telling yourself that and that's all that you'll amount to.   
Keep trying for a relationship and you'll keep failing. The key to a good relationship? Not trying.   
It should start off as just friends, and then it will 'just happen.'
> "I'm even wanting to do more art because of her"

Never change yourself for someone...

Also:
> "I'm just a huge beta"
Keep telling yourself that and that's all that you'll amount to.
Keep trying for a relationship and you'll keep failing. The key to a good relationship? Not trying.
It should start off as just friends, and then it will 'just happen.'
User avatar #172121 to #172057 - nigerianprince (01/23/2015) [-]
heyy! im reading the way of the superior man atm and he talks about exactly that, to not change for a girl, did you read that book?
#172066 to #172057 - logickid (01/22/2015) [-]
but muh perfect woman
User avatar #172036 - pivotmasterdm (01/22/2015) [-]
My home life is pretty much shit. My dad doesn't care about me at all. I just told him I was feeling depressed and suicidal. He laughed and said "yeah? What do you have to be depressed about? Too many video games? Get the fuck out of here." I was almost in tears when I asked him if he would be happier if I were dead. He chuckled and told me to shut the fuck up and kept watching TV.
User avatar #172053 to #172036 - hoponthefeelstrain (01/22/2015) [-]
your dad has probably gone through a lot of shit in his life and probably thinks you're just going through a phase. Most parents see teenage problems as petty and won't take them seriously. Maybe talk to a school counselor if possible.
User avatar #172042 to #172036 - bananaforlife ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
That sucks man, I'm sorry. It's not fair for anyone, let alone your parents to treat you that way. You have a great community here of people (including myself) willing to listen to your woes and offer advice accordingly.
User avatar #172031 - bananaforlife ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
how do I get a profile picture? I can't figure it out :/
User avatar #172033 to #172031 - focalanemo (01/22/2015) [-]
You can also click on edit style to edit your own profile page. For example click on my name
User avatar #172032 to #172031 - hourlyb (01/22/2015) [-]
Go to your profile.
Edit profile.
There is a thing saying "drop picture...", put your picture there.
done.
#172020 - mrmarmite ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
Hello I've recently applied to move into a flat. It's owned by an estate agent so i don't know if it's private or not. anyway I'm curious to know how long it will take once I have finished and sent of the application to get any response/feedback? By the way I live in England.

Thanks
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