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User avatar #123332 - Sethorein ONLINE (03/22/2014) [-]
Debating doing cosplay. Figured I'd go for something simple like Emiya from fate zero... Anyone here got any experience and can give tips... or know any decent links to cosplay for dummies style guides?
User avatar #123462 to #123332 - advicedude (03/22/2014) [-]
Just hide your boner unlike everyone else.
User avatar #123335 to #123332 - makotoitou (03/22/2014) [-]
I did it a few times. Just have fun with it.
User avatar #123336 to #123335 - Sethorein ONLINE (03/22/2014) [-]
what'd you cosplay as?
#123337 to #123336 - makotoitou (03/22/2014) [-]
Makoto Itou and Inferno Cop.
#123353 to #123337 - Womens Study Major (03/22/2014) [-]
You look like a fag
User avatar #123341 to #123337 - iridium (03/22/2014) [-]
I would have tossed you money for that cosplay if I saw it at a convention.
User avatar #123342 to #123341 - makotoitou (03/22/2014) [-]
damn right my nigga
User avatar #123338 to #123337 - Sethorein ONLINE (03/22/2014) [-]
Perhaps I set the bar a bit high trying to pull off Emiya Kirutsugu...
User avatar #123339 to #123338 - makotoitou (03/22/2014) [-]
Nah it'll work, I'm just lazy and wanted a comfortable costume
User avatar #123302 - misticalz (03/22/2014) [-]
Yo I touched a magnesium strip (Not Pure)
Fingertips are black
am I gonna die, I washed them 3 times.
It could of been that chemical that they use for film though, that would explain why it's black
User avatar #123371 to #123302 - rebornpooper (03/22/2014) [-]
You poor poor deer.
You should try sports.
User avatar #123394 to #123371 - misticalz (03/22/2014) [-]
are you retarded?
User avatar #123395 to #123394 - rebornpooper (03/22/2014) [-]
Who's more retarded, me or the person who doesn't play sports?
#123397 to #123396 - rebornpooper (03/22/2014) [-]
Well, you don't play sports, so it's obviously you.
User avatar #123328 to #123302 - ipostcp (03/22/2014) [-]
Light it on fire. Gets super bright.
User avatar #123329 to #123328 - misticalz (03/22/2014) [-]
I know that...
User avatar #123330 to #123329 - ipostcp (03/22/2014) [-]
What are you waiting for?
User avatar #123318 to #123302 - makotoitou (03/22/2014) [-]
it's cancer
User avatar #123311 to #123302 - teoberry (03/22/2014) [-]
you'll be fine
User avatar #123304 to #123302 - ferrettamer (03/22/2014) [-]
Yes magnesium is one of the most deadly elements
User avatar #123308 to #123304 - misticalz (03/22/2014) [-]
Seriously tho
am I in harms way
User avatar #123305 to #123304 - misticalz (03/22/2014) [-]
No it's not.
User avatar #123306 to #123305 - ferrettamer (03/22/2014) [-]
You don't know that
User avatar #123307 to #123306 - misticalz (03/22/2014) [-]
Yes I do.
It's not even a halogen or element in the first column.
User avatar #123309 to #123307 - ferrettamer (03/22/2014) [-]
Oops I didn't see the notification for this message. Neither is mercury
I doubt it though, when I took chem, which was forever ago and shit because science is for fucking queermos, we touched magnesium and then we touched our penises and everything is still fine
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User avatar #123294 - ferrettamer (03/22/2014) [-]
Not really advice, but in math is t a constant, like e or pi? Cause when I put my equation in Wolfram and another integral calculator and I used t, all it did was multiply it by x to get the anti derivative, but when I use x it works and gives me the answer I got
User avatar #123325 to #123294 - hawaiianhappysauce (03/22/2014) [-]
Actually that should be the problem because by default the integral is dx. not dt. So change t to x and it should get the answer.
User avatar #123326 to #123325 - ferrettamer (03/22/2014) [-]
Shit I'm dumb. This one website I used automatically changed what it was solving for to the letter in the equation and I got used to that Thanks for the help lol
User avatar #123324 to #123294 - hawaiianhappysauce (03/22/2014) [-]
I don't know any special number denoted by t. Did you use DX or DT at the end? Because integral {t} dx = xt + c not t^2 / 2 + c
User avatar #123293 - heraske (03/22/2014) [-]
Walked out on fast food job today. Been working there for a year and 4 months.

Big deal or no?
User avatar #123327 to #123293 - deffinitlynotafag (03/22/2014) [-]
no fuck em.. just don't put them down on a application from now on.
#123298 to #123293 - Beenfiftyfive (03/22/2014) [-]
The only negative thing is that you won't be able to use them as a recommendation for the next job you have.
User avatar #123299 to #123298 - heraske (03/22/2014) [-]
Alright good, not a big deal then. Got enough external references other than them.
#123300 to #123299 - Beenfiftyfive (03/22/2014) [-]
Then yeah you should be good!
User avatar #123301 to #123300 - heraske (03/22/2014) [-]
Aight, sounds good mang. Thanks!
User avatar #123295 to #123293 - makotoitou (03/22/2014) [-]
sucks to be you. hope you're black so you get free money
User avatar #123296 to #123295 - heraske (03/22/2014) [-]
so no?
User avatar #123289 - erikus (03/22/2014) [-]
Hey guys,

I need advice on how to get to fuck this girl, or at least make out with her, it's kind of "hard" so I really need to know what my next move should be.


I've known this girl for 2 or 3 years, we aren't really friends as we don't talk a lot but we get along. I had moments alone with her in the past even at home playing vidya but nothing happened as it looked she wasn't interested, to me she is attractive but not gf material. She just shared geeky hobbies and similar interests.

Today I was going to some bar when she told me she also wanted to go, so she came with me, it had been a year since last time we saw each other. At the bar we were with more friends and during the afternoon I realised she allowed me to come nearer to her There was a lot more physical contact and she said the kind of things that make you thing she may be interested .

So my guess it's that her hasn't been with a man for a long time. That's cause she's kind of picky . But today she was...more affectionate than other days, so I think she's lower self steem and I can go for it now.

So what should I do next? I'm far from the best she can find to ease her sexual desires, so I'll have to play smart here.

User avatar #123372 to #123289 - rebornpooper (03/22/2014) [-]
You poor poor deer.
You should try sports.
User avatar #123384 to #123372 - mexicandudeinsd (03/22/2014) [-]
maybe you should try sports
User avatar #123385 to #123384 - rebornpooper (03/22/2014) [-]
What sound advice! I think I shall!
User avatar #123386 to #123385 - mexicandudeinsd (03/22/2014) [-]
well do it
User avatar #123387 to #123386 - rebornpooper (03/22/2014) [-]
I shall put on pants and then partake in more sports. Thanks for the advice.
User avatar #123388 to #123387 - mexicandudeinsd (03/22/2014) [-]
go for it
#123292 to #123289 - Womens Study Major (03/22/2014) [-]
hmm dont play it too smart obviously you are something
User avatar #123290 to #123289 - hawaiianhappysauce (03/22/2014) [-]
You should start by working on your grammar. "So my guess it's that her hasn't been with a man for a long time." What am I reading here? Was this written by a first grader? Women prefer guys who can read and write above an 8th grade level. Maybe this is why she didn't have interest in you in the past...
User avatar #123291 to #123290 - erikus (03/22/2014) [-]
Wow what a douche. Maybe it's 2 am in the morning here. And maybe english is not my first language.

But thanks for the advice.
User avatar #123323 to #123291 - hawaiianhappysauce (03/22/2014) [-]
Ok, sorry about that.
User avatar #123285 - crampers (03/22/2014) [-]
peanutbitter - so how about advertising for that TS server - i've been sitting on it the last three days and no one have joined it, So maybe you should spread the word.
User avatar #123286 to #123285 - crampers (03/22/2014) [-]
alas, i know i can do the same thing, but people tend to listen to you
#123281 - swiggityswooty (03/21/2014) [-]
funnyjunk im in a bit of a pickle, i need ideas for a presentation on psychological manipulation, or hypnosis, or shortcuts the mind takes. i am most confident with psychological manipulation, but the only presentation i can think of is a demonstration, and the type of manipulation i learned is basically "how to be a douchebag for dummies". any presentation ideas?
User avatar #123374 to #123281 - rebornpooper (03/22/2014) [-]
You poor poor deer.
You should try sports.
#123283 to #123281 - Womens Study Major (03/21/2014) [-]
Whoopi Goldberg
#123288 to #123283 - swiggityswooty has deleted their comment [-]
#123271 - Womens Study Major (03/21/2014) [-]
Why do I get unhumanly depressed during the evenings?
#124109 to #123271 - Womens Study Major (03/26/2014) [-]
i hear many people get this way at night but it doesn't make sense to me. some of the most exciting and beautiful things to do are at night. at night the city has no boundaries and you are to do what you please. what you do will just be a memory the next day. so you make the most of that night.
#123670 to #123271 - Womens Study Major (03/24/2014) [-]
It's probably the dark, try getting a sad light.. Might help
#123280 to #123271 - Womens Study Major (03/21/2014) [-]
Tired maybe? I dunno bro. I get it too. Funnily enough that's why I'm here.
I think in my case it's that I'm normally so busy with school during the day (Because I hardcore fail socially, my grades are all I really have) I'm so focused on doing well (gotta get into uni yo) that I don't really think about anything else. Then when revision stops and I have no-one to talk to I get lonely and depressed.
User avatar #123279 to #123271 - adak (03/21/2014) [-]
You get significant changes in brain chemistry towards the end of the day, with the goal of making you fall asleep. You get less of some neurotransmittors and more of others. If I remember correctly your levels of serotonin will drop, and serotonin is thought to contribute to feelings of wellbeing and happyness. Might be a part of an explanation.
User avatar #123252 - Mox (03/21/2014) [-]
Im high as fuck right now what do i watch/listen to
User avatar #123376 to #123252 - rebornpooper (03/22/2014) [-]
You poor poor deer.
You should try sports.
User avatar #123266 to #123261 - Mox (03/21/2014) [-]
good choice my man
#123268 to #123266 - dehumanizer (03/21/2014) [-]
seriously tho this should be very appropriate


>tfw no weed to get high with ;_;
User avatar #123269 to #123268 - Mox (03/21/2014) [-]
how have i not already heard this wow
User avatar #123274 to #123273 - Mox (03/21/2014) [-]
oh god that guitar tone, yum
#123276 to #123274 - dehumanizer (03/21/2014) [-]
>tfw cant properly play along on my acoustic

oh well have this last one cuz im gonna go sleep, its a bit diffrent

#123246 - thesmilyingdawg (03/21/2014) [-]
i just bought a new harddrive and im trying to replace it in the laptop   
but i cant theres this one fucking screw with a hole in it   
its a perfect circle and i used every screwdriver with it    
can anybody help?
i just bought a new harddrive and im trying to replace it in the laptop
but i cant theres this one fucking screw with a hole in it
its a perfect circle and i used every screwdriver with it
can anybody help?
User avatar #123377 to #123246 - rebornpooper (03/22/2014) [-]
You poor poor deer.
You should try sports.
#123260 to #123246 - adak (03/21/2014) [-]
You could try using a rubberband like in this picture. Might not work if it's completely stripped.
User avatar #123265 to #123260 - ipostcp (03/21/2014) [-]

Literally what I said and he is flipping out, because he bought a shitty stolen laptop.
User avatar #123267 to #123265 - adak (03/21/2014) [-]
Shit we posted the same advice almost simultaniously. What are the odds?
#123253 to #123246 - ipostcp (03/21/2014) [-]
It's a stud that isn't suppose to be removed. When it enters the hole it basically bends itself so it wont come loose.
#123254 to #123253 - thesmilyingdawg (03/21/2014) [-]
its a m2x3l screw
i removed 5 of them
User avatar #123255 to #123254 - ipostcp (03/21/2014) [-]
Then you stripped it.

Good job.
User avatar #123258 to #123257 - ipostcp (03/21/2014) [-]
You wanna know how you don't strip a screw?

Use a screw driver that fucking fits.

Use an elastic and put it on top of the screw with the rubber covering the hole. Then press your screw driver into the hole against the rubber elastic. It should give you traction depending on how badly you fucked up.
#123262 to #123258 - thesmilyingdawg (03/21/2014) [-]
i bought the laptop in a pawnshop   
im trying to replace the hard drive   
remove 25 screws and then theres this one screw that has a circle screw   
i try using every size of scredriver and all it does is scrape the metal   
i bought the laptop in a pawnshop
im trying to replace the hard drive
remove 25 screws and then theres this one screw that has a circle screw
i try using every size of scredriver and all it does is scrape the metal
User avatar #123272 to #123262 - adak (03/21/2014) [-]
Dude, calm down, the advice he gave you was solid. Worst case scenario you will need more serious tools than screwdrivers, like a power drill or a dremel.
#123275 to #123272 - thesmilyingdawg (03/21/2014) [-]
im sorry he was pretty much just saying i fucked it up and im a fucking dumbass
im just so desperate to fix it and then this one screw is so annoying
im sorry for my rant
User avatar #123264 to #123262 - ipostcp (03/21/2014) [-]
Autism inbound.
User avatar #123259 to #123258 - ipostcp (03/21/2014) [-]
PS, it has to be super wide and press really hard.
User avatar #123247 to #123246 - megavoir (03/21/2014) [-]
pics, yo
User avatar #123249 to #123247 - thesmilyingdawg (03/21/2014) [-]
imagine a nail that used to have a plus sign but now its just a circle
and everytime you screw it it scrapes off the nail
User avatar #123250 to #123249 - megavoir (03/21/2014) [-]
a magnetic screwdriver might help
User avatar #123251 to #123250 - thesmilyingdawg (03/21/2014) [-]
thats what i used
User avatar #123248 to #123247 - thesmilyingdawg (03/21/2014) [-]
i got nothing
#123224 - destaice (03/21/2014) [-]
There's no animal or pets board so I don't know if there is the correct place to post this.

I've been having some trouble with the family dogs attacking our cat. We originally had one dog (australian shepherd) and two cats (both a mix of minx and tabby).

A few months ago we got a puppy (siberian husky mixed with labrador) and she doesn't get along with the cats. She's been punished multiple times for attacking the cats but cannot seem to learn.

She has also influenced our other dog to join in on the assaults. The cat hasn't been seriously wounded but we're worried it may get to this point.

We've tried spanking, time outs, and even denying breakfast. Nothing seems to work on this dog.
#123243 to #123224 - Womens Study Major (03/21/2014) [-]
get them together in one room and when the dog does something nasty immediately tell it no and poke/restrain/whackit/whatever. do this multiple times
User avatar #123228 to #123224 - iridium (03/21/2014) [-]
Punishment of that sort does not work on Dogs. It is very ill advised to hit an animal or deny them food for bad behavior, as they do not understand the cause and effect link for why this is happening. Separating the animals is a good immediate response. My advice is to simply scold the animal. What you should also do is positive reinforcement for good behavior. Avoid punishments that harm the animal (called "positive punishments") and negative reinforcement there's a big difference between punishment and negative reinforcement. Negative reinforcement is taking away something bad in order to encourage a good behavior.
User avatar #123231 to #123228 - iridium (03/21/2014) [-]
Actually I should clarify a bit.

Avoid positive punishments (such as hitting the dog). Taking away food is a negative punishment (taking away something desirable), but I highly advise against that as negative punishment.
User avatar #123256 to #123231 - adak (03/21/2014) [-]
Actually it sort of depends on what type of behavior you're trying to stop. I don't like the idea of striking any animal either but I've seen people get immediate and lasting results using positive punishment.

I did some work for a guy who had a horse ranch who had a dog. Since there were people coming and going at all times he couldn't close his gate, and he was worried that his dog would wander off. What made it worse was that there was a large road nearby. So he ran a line like the ones you have in an electrical fence between the gateposts. He hid next to the gate and when his dog tried to walk out he pulled on the line so the dog walked into it. The dog never tried to walk out again.

Sure it might sound cruel, but it might have saved the dogs life. The only other alternative would have been to have the dog tied up or in a pen. Now it can walk around freely.

I have a hard time seeing a situation where negative punishment would work though.
User avatar #123282 to #123256 - iridium (03/21/2014) [-]
Take away attention, fun things, time outs. Things it likes, not things it needs.

The instance you described was a more drastic instance of behavior correction, which I think actually makes more sense for preventing him from running into a road, not trying to correct behavior in the house. Plus it isn't directly striking the dog, meaning the dog doesn't associate it with an attack from his owner.
User avatar #123284 to #123282 - adak (03/21/2014) [-]
I just have a hard time coming up with a situation where that would have any effect. Seems like it would be very difficult for the dog to understand why it doesn't get attention. I get that you shouldn't reward bad behavior with attention, but how you actively apply that to stop a specific bad behavior is beyond me.

Yeah there's a large difference between what he did and striking the dog, at least from the dogs perspective. Something similar should be quite effective in stopping the dog from attacking the cat. You need something that the dog will connect directly to that action, positive reinforcement will be very difficult in this case.
User avatar #123204 - mondominiman (03/21/2014) [-]
Guys I think i'm getting sick. Recently my brothers gf has been bringing her kids over and since kids are kids they must have had something. This is the first time in months that I've gotten sick and I don't enjoy it since it gets really bad. I'm coughing up small amounts of phlegm every once in awhile. What can I do to stop it before it gets worse.
User avatar #123379 to #123204 - rebornpooper (03/22/2014) [-]
You poor poor deer.
You should try sports.
User avatar #123432 to #123379 - mondominiman (03/22/2014) [-]
I'm not big on sports but I do casual stuff like kick a soccer ball around or throw a football.
User avatar #123232 to #123204 - goodcheese (03/21/2014) [-]
garlic, lots of fluid e.g. soup, have tea as much as possible. lots of food: you need calories. sleep as much as you can. take non-drowsy allergy pills to help with symptoms. and eat lots of fruit too to boost your immune system
User avatar #123201 - ScottP (03/21/2014) [-]
Does anyone here have experience with making masks? I'm trying to make a Deathstroke mask out of paper-mache and I was looking for some pointers.
#123191 - dehumanizer (03/21/2014) [-]
>few days ago
>smokin a cig alone on a bench outside uni during lecture break
>qt 3.14 grill i've seen a few times during lectures (but she didnt that day) passes by with her friend
>qt looks at me, smiles and says "Goodmorning"
>get freaked out but manage to reply "goodmorning" without spilling too much spaghetti
>she and her friend walk away
>few hours later, at night, the same senario repeats except it was in a diffrent area and this time it was "goodday" even tho it was kinda night
>spend the next few days thinking of her
>dont even know her name,never talked, have no mutural friends
>am just confused why she bothered to acknowledge me

like really wtf goys, why didnt she walk away like every stranger? Am... am I attractive? Was she just beeing friendly? Was this a secret sign I should persue and give her the D? There is a possibility that she is Kebab tho...
#123244 to #123191 - Womens Study Major (03/21/2014) [-]
these fucking frog pictures look gross
#123245 to #123244 - dehumanizer (03/21/2014) [-]
say that to my face then see what happens
#123278 to #123245 - Womens Study Major (03/21/2014) [-]
thats not what a frog looks like thats a sick nigga
User avatar #123202 to #123191 - mondominiman (03/21/2014) [-]
Doesn't seem like there's any hidden meaning. I mean I've said hello to strangers when I'm walking by. If you are interested try to strike up a conversation. Start with something about the lecture to have some starting ground and move up.
#123203 to #123202 - dehumanizer (03/21/2014) [-]
nah you're probably right, there is no point
User avatar #123205 to #123203 - mondominiman (03/21/2014) [-]
Now hey if you really care about her do something about it. Maybe if she walks the same path daily you should "accidentally" bump into her one day. Say you're sorry and say you remember her from before. Introduce yourself ask for her name. Then go on about the lecture. It may be difficult but she's not gonna hop on your D if you don't put in any effort.
#123206 to #123205 - dehumanizer (03/21/2014) [-]
b-but what if she already has a boyfriend? what if she was just beeing friendly?
User avatar #123209 to #123206 - mondominiman (03/21/2014) [-]
You're not gonna know until you try.
#123211 to #123209 - dehumanizer (03/21/2014) [-]
im scared of getting rejected again
User avatar #123237 to #123211 - mondominiman (03/21/2014) [-]
Listen to get over the fear of rejection you have to try and pick up girls you don't really care about. Or flirt with girls you just met on the spot, over time being rejected won't really be that bad. Go with a friend if you're to shy when you're alone.
#123241 to #123237 - dehumanizer (03/21/2014) [-]
>just b urself bro ;)
#123208 to #123206 - iridium (03/21/2014) [-]
Bro are you trying to be this beta?

Find out!
#123210 to #123208 - dehumanizer (03/21/2014) [-]
b-but im scared of g-girls
User avatar #123213 to #123210 - iridium (03/21/2014) [-]
What's the worst she can do? If she's being nice to you so far she isn't going to change the second you ask her anything. And if by some off chance she does, then she's probably not worth talking to anyways.
#123214 to #123213 - dehumanizer (03/21/2014) [-]
i....i dont know maybe im just autistic... i mean she did just say hi twice...
User avatar #123216 to #123214 - iridium (03/21/2014) [-]
Bro, just because you have social confidence issues doesn't mean you're autistic. What you are is unconfident and self-defeating.
#123217 to #123216 - dehumanizer (03/21/2014) [-]
all of my confidence and selfworth went down the drain after my oneitis didnt reply to my feelings, in reality im scared of this happening again and i also doubt my self worth
User avatar #123220 to #123217 - iridium (03/21/2014) [-]
Happens to the best of us sometimes. You just gotta be willing to pick yourself back up.

Don't worry about someone turning you down. It happens. You just gotta get right back up and try again.
#123221 to #123220 - dehumanizer (03/21/2014) [-]
or maybe i should give up and accept my fate, she was just beeing polite,friendly

would probably get scared of me
User avatar #123222 to #123221 - iridium (03/21/2014) [-]
Why would she be "scared of you" in the first place?

Giving up and accepting your fate is what you're already doing. Do you like doing that? Nothing inherently wrong with that either, but then you don't really need advice.
#123225 to #123222 - dehumanizer (03/21/2014) [-]
Well i kinda look like some 70s street thug plus my personality is pritty unique and complicated (INFJ master race) and i tend to be a bit anti-social.
User avatar #123193 to #123191 - iridium (03/21/2014) [-]
Maybe. Maybe she just recognizes you. Who knows? Is talking to her that hard?
#123195 to #123193 - dehumanizer (03/21/2014) [-]
Actualy...it kinda does...
User avatar #123196 to #123195 - iridium (03/21/2014) [-]
Refresh me on what a "kebab" is.
#123197 to #123196 - dehumanizer (03/21/2014) [-]
turk/muslim but thats not really that important
#123184 - dragx (03/21/2014) [-]
I need some help with the digestion of a ham sandwich. So ham, butter, bread. No Americanised answers and I would appreciate an answer concerning technical terms like villi, the enzymes, HCL, bacteria, the journey from mouth to rectum basically.
User avatar #123200 to #123184 - iridium (03/21/2014) [-]
Journey = Mouth - Throat - Esophagus - Stomach - Small Intestine - Large Intestine - Rectum - Anus, with enzymes from the Liver (most important, as it creates Bile which helps digest lipids aka fats), Gall Bladder (not biologically necessary for humans although it stores Bile and is a useful organ) and Pancreas (does a bunch of things I don't care to explain in depth) along the way.

Ham is a meat with protein and fat, bread is mainly a carbohydrate, butter is mainly a fat with some milk proteins, and the body digests each somewhat differently. This is a general list of enzymes found in the digestive system and what each basically does: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digestive_enzyme (though Bile and Pepsin are rather important.) Villi are there to increase the surface area of the small intestine's walls so that more food particles (like sugars/saccharides and proteins/amino acids) are absorbed. Microflora in your intestines (which includes bacteria like E. Coli but isn't just limited to bacteria) help in breaking down fats and carbohydrates as well as synthesize certain vitamins.

If you're doing this for an anatomy class, I'm afraid I don't know enough about anatomy to where I can help you that much (and I imagine you already know most of this). You're going to have to do some of this yourself yourself.
User avatar #123198 to #123184 - iridium (03/21/2014) [-]
The fok u meen by "Americanised" answers m8
User avatar #123207 to #123198 - dragx (03/21/2014) [-]
Like my teacher would have said everything you have explained is wrong. He would say not say that BIle DIGESTS but emulsifies fats into lipids first for them to be digested. Thanks though
User avatar #123212 to #123207 - iridium (03/21/2014) [-]
Well I'm not very fluent in pedantic, scientific wording as Biology and Biochemistry have never been my strong suits. So I can sort of outline things, but my terminology might not be as exact as what you need.

Like I said, you probably already got most of this information already.
User avatar #123182 - awesomerninjathing (03/21/2014) [-]
do you guys see a grade 10 dating a grade 8 weird compared to a 30 y/o man dating a 28 y/o woman

just asking cuz this grade 8 ginger chick passed my friends while we were walking and I said she was fucking perfect and her hair is amazing but they were like "you fucking faggot you only say that because she's ginger, anyway shes in grade 8 you pedo bitch"

note that said ginger chick is, in fact, perfect
User avatar #123540 to #123182 - advicedude (03/23/2014) [-]
Your friends are jealous cause they know you have a better chance. Idk the whole age thing is messed up cause ones in middle school. I was in the same situation. It's not that I was a pedo or anything but I ended it cause she just wasn't ready for a relationship yet. When they're young, watch out cause they're not as mature as you'd think. but as long as you two are happy it should be fine.
User avatar #123541 to #123540 - awesomerninjathing (03/23/2014) [-]
not middle school
both in high school
we don't have separation

and how do I have a better chance if I've never talked to her?
User avatar #123584 to #123541 - advicedude (03/23/2014) [-]
Just go for it but the main point is the maturity of her emotions.
User avatar #123510 to #123182 - teoberry (03/23/2014) [-]
don't date gingers tho lol.
User avatar #123511 to #123510 - awesomerninjathing (03/23/2014) [-]
dude she's fucking hot

I'm a ginger too anyway
User avatar #123512 to #123511 - teoberry (03/23/2014) [-]
oh yeah lol. do it ferda bois
User avatar #123509 to #123182 - teoberry (03/23/2014) [-]
Senpai called me his nigger~~~~~~~~~~~~

idk mane I'd see it as kind of weird. Like that's lg poon your slaying there. Then again, in berta high school doesn't start until g10 so I see G8's as very young. Do it if you want to. You gotta talk to her first tho
User avatar #123497 to #123182 - awesomerninjathing (03/23/2014) [-]

what do yall think, your opinions matter most cuz you're my niggas
User avatar #123500 to #123497 - ferrettamer (03/23/2014) [-]
It's weird that you think gingers are hot. Other than that, it's only a little weird if she is in middle school, but if she is in HS it's less weird you know?
User avatar #123501 to #123500 - awesomerninjathing (03/23/2014) [-]
it's canada so yeah we're in the same school/high school

no but this girl is srs hot tho
User avatar #123504 to #123501 - ferrettamer (03/23/2014) [-]
In Ontario grade 8 is middle school, and I wasn't sure if the rest of Canada was like that. Apparently not
User avatar #123507 to #123504 - teoyeezy (03/23/2014) [-]
fuck ontario
User avatar #123499 to #123497 - teoyeezy (03/23/2014) [-]
Age difference being like 16/14 or maybe 16/15?

I don't think it's that weird. i think when you're 16 the lowest you should go is a 14 year old if shes mature looking
User avatar #123502 to #123499 - awesomerninjathing (03/23/2014) [-]
either 16/13 or 16/14, idk her age
User avatar #123503 to #123502 - teoyeezy (03/23/2014) [-]
I approve if she 14 but idk mane wait if she 13

but u gon hit dat in due time aight
User avatar #123505 to #123503 - awesomerninjathing (03/23/2014) [-]
ill try m8 i gotta talk to her first lel
User avatar #123238 to #123182 - hawaiianhappysauce (03/21/2014) [-]
It's about the proportion. so age 13 and 15 is just as weird as 26 and 30, which is pretty normal. But... age 9 and 15 is like age 36 and 60... pretty weird (Unless he's a billionaire).
User avatar #123215 to #123182 - deffinitlynotafag (03/21/2014) [-]
when i was a senior i dated a 7th and 8th grader. do what you want to. to hell with the shit you'll catch yes you'll catch shit.
User avatar #123313 to #123215 - awesomerninjathing (03/22/2014) [-]
senior is how old?
User avatar #123314 to #123313 - deffinitlynotafag (03/22/2014) [-]
i was 17, they were 13 and 14 respectfully.
User avatar #123315 to #123314 - awesomerninjathing (03/22/2014) [-]
what kinda shit on we talkin bout?
User avatar #123316 to #123315 - deffinitlynotafag (03/22/2014) [-]
we dated... what do you mean?
User avatar #123317 to #123316 - awesomerninjathing (03/22/2014) [-]
what kind of "shit I'll catch" do you mean

also were they like, open to sex at all, afraid of kissing, etc
User avatar #123319 to #123317 - deffinitlynotafag (03/22/2014) [-]
oh people said i was a child molester, and called me a faggot, and said that i was just useing them, ect.

the two i dated were very mature for there age, otherwise i wouldnt have dated them, so they were open. nervous that they were un experianced and with being with someone older and more experianced. first one didnt want to have sex, said she wusnt ready, i didnt push the issue, although when we broke up she said she was considering it (broke up after 6 months.) the second one i dated for a year and a half and she was the best sex ive ever had. even to this day shes #1.
User avatar #123320 to #123319 - awesomerninjathing (03/22/2014) [-]
>child molester

User avatar #123321 to #123320 - deffinitlynotafag (03/22/2014) [-]
haters guna hate. missing gif. sorry
User avatar #123194 to #123182 - iridium (03/21/2014) [-]

Yes, it's more dramatic for 13 and 15 year olds than 30 and 28 year olds. But weird? not as much.
User avatar #123333 to #123194 - awesomerninjathing (03/22/2014) [-]
how is it dramatic and not weird?
User avatar #123340 to #123333 - iridium (03/22/2014) [-]
"Dramatic" as in the amount of difference numerically, not in terms of emotional intensity.

User avatar #123186 to #123182 - Timmietim ONLINE (03/21/2014) [-]
what age is grade 10 and 8
User avatar #123322 to #123186 - awesomerninjathing (03/22/2014) [-]
10 is 15/16 (I'm 16)

8 is 13/14
User avatar #123467 to #123322 - Timmietim ONLINE (03/22/2014) [-]
eh 16 and 14 doesn't seem to be that bad imo. Wouldn't personally do that however.
User avatar #123183 to #123182 - jayeti (03/21/2014) [-]
it's not weird but you need to remeber that ginger girls are bitches in most of cases
User avatar #123174 - nigalthornberry (03/21/2014) [-]
Well now that i forgot about that one girl my life feels alot better I just focused on another girl that 10/10 one that i was close to last year and she was one of the few girls that have actually show signs of loving me.

I didn't go for it last year and i kinda got ahead of myself so we stopped talking over the summer but said Hi and talked every now and then at school even though it wasn't much considering that we didnt have any classes.

If she decides to give me another chance i'll take it easy but confident.If she remembers how i acted and completely shuts me out i'll have a mutual friend tell her that i know i fucked up.
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User avatar #123181 to #123176 - awesomerninjathing (03/21/2014) [-]
if I remember correctly there are multiple people that share this account
User avatar #123177 to #123176 - nigalthornberry (03/21/2014) [-]
Think it'll work?
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User avatar #123287 to #123180 - fukkenbisharp (03/22/2014) [-]
i got ESFJ
#123173 - minibeep (03/21/2014) [-]
how can i electrolyse pure salt.
how can i contain it ?
everything is gonna corrode
and it needs to be 800 degrees c
#123188 to #123173 - Womens Study Major (03/21/2014) [-]
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#123170 - Womens Study Major (03/21/2014) [-]
My somewhat beta friend has gone and fell in love with some twitch cunt. He's like, obsessively in love and he sends her messages over and over explaining his love. It's getting annoying and I feel sorry for both of them. And he's getting anxeiety because of her not responsing, and just deleting his messages.

How do I break it to him without going "Wake the fuck up you ugly fuck, she's not interested in you, you beta ass shitface"
#123189 to #123170 - Womens Study Major (03/21/2014) [-]
say that thats good its whats happening
#123187 to #123170 - chkncurry (03/21/2014) [-]
be there for him when he gets dumped.
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