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#127571 - anonymous (04/14/2014) [-]
Let's a get a small thread going. Post as anon, only true spaghetti stories:
> Be in Hs, fat, english class
>new girl 7/10 sits next to me
>We talk for a week during class
>One day look over to her desk at end of class
>See my name next to her with a heart around it
>Tell her she spelled my name wrong
>Walk away and went home to play halo
>Mfw I'm a retard
#127606 to #127571 - anonymous (04/14/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image**   
>Be me   
>Talking to a friend of mine (girl)   
>Subject switches to relationships   
>Tell her that I don't think anyone likes me enough to go out with me   
>She tells me "Well...I...like you..."   
>Basically tells her "thanks, but no thanks"   
>Ask another girl out   
>Get rejected   
>mfw
**anonymous rolled image**
>Be me
>Talking to a friend of mine (girl)
>Subject switches to relationships
>Tell her that I don't think anyone likes me enough to go out with me
>She tells me "Well...I...like you..."
>Basically tells her "thanks, but no thanks"
>Ask another girl out
>Get rejected
>mfw
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#127585 to #127571 - anonymous (04/14/2014) [-]
long story coming in, so buckle up kiddos.
sorry in advance if I hop from one thing to another.

some background first:
>be me
>be 3yrs old, still pretty oblivious
>apparently my mom died during birth
>dad committed suicide shortly after
>only my sis and i left at home
cont...
#127586 to #127585 - anonymous (04/14/2014) [-]
>sis is prolly 6-7yrs old
>only remaining family member left is our grandma
>grandma hates kids
>'rents house was paid off
>grandma being the all-superior cunt she is only visits occasionally
>sister is the only person taking care of me
>shes pretty smart, understands that she has to help me bathe, get clothes on, and eating
>sis is actually a massive fucking thundercunt
cont...
#127588 to #127586 - anonymous (04/14/2014) [-]
>bitch was extremely feministic and sexist
>sis wouldnt help me out until it was extremely important
>would only help me when she absolutely had to

so that was my life until i was like 12
it sucked balls, but things eventually got better
heres a story that left some pretty bad emotional scars
>sis invites her friend over
>since sis and friend are going outside to play, i have to go outside with them
>whatever (cont...)
#127589 to #127588 - anonymous (04/14/2014) [-]
>sis thinks shes all that and claims the sandbox as hers
>girls only type shit, as always
>not much else to do in yard
>theres a shitty tire swing but sis gets mad if i use it
>so i start playing with the few toys i have
>sis comes over, shes mad
>what does she want?
>sis takes my toys and throw it in mud
>wtf
cont...
#127590 to #127589 - anonymous (04/14/2014) [-]
>sis pushes me in mud
>sis starts yelling at me "WHY ARE YOU IN THE MUD ANON?!?"
>no it wasnt me please dont hit me
>sis' friend jumps in "EWW YOURE IN MUD, WHY WOULD YOU PLAY IN THE MUD?!?! DO YOU NOT APPRECIATE WHAT YOUR SISTER DOES FOR YOU?!?"
>suddenly duo-stuckupcunt-sexist-feminatron engaged
>sis and friend continue to yell at me, start beating me
>im just laying on the ground covered in mud
>they start pushing me and yelling me to get inside, that im making a scene
cont...
#127591 to #127590 - anonymous (04/14/2014) [-]
>cant today get any worse?
>suddenly grandma is walking up to house
>fuckfuckfuckfuck
>grandma waves hi to my sis and her friend, really nice
>looks at me with disgust and just drags me inside
>grandma gets me cleaned up, still no talking the entire time
>wtf did i do?
>afterwards grandma makes sure were good on food and shit
>normal bitchiness about how i made the house a mess, that my mom didnt die for a lazy bastard (cont...)
#127592 to #127591 - anonymous (04/14/2014) [-]
>im just sitting there taking the verbal abuse
>better than physical abuse
>grandma remembers that sis' friend is over
>starts making cookies to look nice
>feminism-trio now in kitchen
>they yell if i get too close or if im out of sight
>cant do shit without them belittling me
>just sitting on floor silent with my fav truck toy
>cookies done, feminist-trio starts eating
>im hungry, havent eaten anything so i start walking in the kitchen (cont...)
#127593 to #127592 - anonymous (04/14/2014) [-]
>start getting yelled at more, grandma yelling, sis is really pissed off, her friend glaring at me
>grandma walks up to me and hits me with the fuckin cookie pan
>im out for days

seriously fuck my family
that shit was normal
fastfoward 11 years and fuckers were offed
MFW i was finally free from their sexist shit
User avatar #127603 to #127593 - awesomerninjathing (04/14/2014) [-]
lol no way this is real
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User avatar #127568 - djjeroenski (04/14/2014) [-]
right; long story coming up
a friend of mine (f, 16, i'm m 18) has been feeling bad lately, here's why
-she was grounded for about three months (two to go atm) for being home late after a party. she was late (2 am instead of 12 pm) because her mom wanted someone to ride her home, for her safety (understandably) and i offered to do so, but since i was hosting the party i could only do that after the party (which ended at 2 am).
-her mom doesn't let her use her cell phone after dinner, and checks all the messages she has sent (literally all of them),to make sure she keep quiet about the next point:
-her mom cancelled her membership of the baseball club she was on, because she (mom) thought she (girl) spent to much time on the subs bench. also she made a big fuss about this very point like right in the middle of a match, and after that took her home where she (girl) spent the rest of her day crying in bed (she's pretty emotionally unstable). baseball was pretty much the only thing she still enjoyed and it was taken away from het without any understaning for her emotions.
do you guys think i should report child abuse?
i mean she quite litterally lives in a dictatorship, rather than a home.
#127572 to #127568 - saltybanana (04/14/2014) [-]
naw man, ive seen this so many times. her mom is really strick
my sister is the same way with my nephew, shes got him on lock down every single day.
but hey if youre trying to get at her which hopefully you are not cause shes under age she is soooo sensative so getting at her will be a eass.

but dont trip, thats her and her moms problem. i wouldnt worry about it at all
User avatar #127573 to #127572 - djjeroenski (04/14/2014) [-]
i feel it's partially my fault, because this all started at my party
also i already have a girlfriend
and i'm pretty sure if it gets any crazier than this she might start getting suicidal, vwhich i really don't want to happen. and i'm one of the very few ppl she actually trusts, so she actually needs my help.
#127574 to #127573 - saltybanana (04/14/2014) [-]
man did you just here what i just said??   
   
dude shes 16! her underage ass shouldnt even be at a party with pure grown adults, thats her fucking fault man, not yours.   
dont worry about it. you did your best by taking her home safe atleast. did a good job    
if you really do care about her, just support her. shes young and stupid, especially at that age shes always going to disobey her parents.
man did you just here what i just said??

dude shes 16! her underage ass shouldnt even be at a party with pure grown adults, thats her fucking fault man, not yours.
dont worry about it. you did your best by taking her home safe atleast. did a good job
if you really do care about her, just support her. shes young and stupid, especially at that age shes always going to disobey her parents.
User avatar #127576 to #127574 - djjeroenski (04/14/2014) [-]
first of all, she's not stupid.
second, she is 16, i'm 18, the age of those at my party varied from 16 (her and 2 others) to 18, it's not just all adults, and if someone is to blame for that it is me, since i invited her.
and her mom actually showed up before i even had a chance to take her home.

but apart from all that, i actually just need your opinion on wether or not i should report child abuse
User avatar #127577 to #127576 - saltybanana (04/14/2014) [-]
nooo man!! thats not child abuse ahahaha
child abuse is beating her ass mexican status with chancla or and electoral cord lol

but no thats her mom being a real fucking parent. its called being strick man.

my advice is to let it go, dont blame yourself
User avatar #127578 to #127577 - djjeroenski (04/14/2014) [-]
all right thanks
User avatar #127552 - lobselvith (04/14/2014) [-]
My allergies are really acting up today. I can't stop sneezing, my nose has been running nonstop, and my eyes are really watery.

The thing is, I'm not so sure if I should show up to work today. I work as a bagger at my local grocery store, so my job requires me looking presentable and having to interact with the customers a little. I don't think the customers would be too happy with me sneezing all over their food. Plus, I'd be running off the the bathroom every five seconds to blow my nose, and on top of that, I sound really plugged up. Should I go in to work or not? I don't know if my boss would be too happy with me interacting with people like this.
User avatar #127598 to #127552 - usarmyexplain (04/14/2014) [-]
Sudafed, take a massive dose. Then get a nasal spray, spray it up your nose till your face cant feel. Use Visine. Drink water.

Go to work and fuck shit up.
#127557 to #127552 - ipostcp (04/14/2014) [-]
Go to work. Your boss will tell you to leave or not.
User avatar #127555 to #127552 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
You probably should not go in to work. It sounds like you do not wish to, however it also sounds like you do not wish to bring the bad news down upon your boss.

You should not go in to work today; Try to call in sick, if they ask for a doctor's note and you do not have one/ do not have insurance, go into work and show them how sick you are. If they refuse to let you off, then you may either work your regular shift and deal with being sick, or you could simply take off and possibly get written up.

If you do not plan on being written up, I suggest you go buy DayQuil as soon as possible. While you are at it, you might as well buy DayQuil and NyQuil. They work wonders.
#127554 to #127552 - valeriya (04/14/2014) [-]
If you've got time I'd suggest calling your boss inform them of the situation and ask how desperately they need you, make sure to assert to them that if they need you you are going to be late since you'll going to a pharmacist and ask for anti-histamines they'll probably direct you towards something containing cetirizine or loratadine and taking them then going to work once your symptoms clear up a bit.
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User avatar #127694 to #127534 - nsfwcontent (04/15/2014) [-]
arc-E-tect-ure
User avatar #127616 to #127534 - rokkarokkaali (04/15/2014) [-]
ark it tek chure
User avatar #127595 to #127534 - iridium (04/14/2014) [-]
[arkɪtɛkʃər] Arr-Kih-tehk-shuhr or [arkɪtɛktʃər] Arr-kih-tek-chur is how I usually use it. But definitely with a hard "k" sound for the "ch" in "arch"
User avatar #127594 to #127534 - gandaalf (04/14/2014) [-]
yeah i'm from saudi arabia
we don't hang gays but you have to keep it secret because you can get in trouble and stuff
and we just flat out don't stone women , maybe we did before , idk
women don't have it as bad as you would think.
the women that do get bossed around and shit are as common as in the US and stuff in abusive relationships
though i'm probably not as exposed to all that shit because i come from a pretty rich family and pretty much only know rich people that get accustomed to european traditions and stuff.
User avatar #127546 to #127534 - adak (04/14/2014) [-]
I think it's "arkhitechture".

The terms First/Second/Third world originated in the cold war. First world was the US, the UK and their allies, Second world was the USSR, China and their allies and Third world was all countries that was neutral or unalligned, which as you can imagine included a broad group of nations. The terms undeveloped, developing and developed is a bit more fitting. Typically they only factor economic and technological development rather than societal development, probably because it's easier to agree what a developed technology/economy is, but what makes a society developed is still up for debate.
User avatar #127542 to #127534 - givememoarpony (04/14/2014) [-]
It's pronounced with a k. It's the same with all such words of Greek origin, like chaos, character, chemistry, alchemy, psychology, etc.

And I think they do count as 3rd world. You can take a look at this: www.nationsonline.org/oneworld/third_world.htm
2nd world is not a label used for any country now, I think. It used to mean Soviet Russia-aligned countries.
User avatar #127544 to #127542 - revengeforfreeze (04/14/2014) [-]
Ah, okay, cool. Thanks.

Ohhh, cool. So, third world these days is basically "country with bad social settings"?
User avatar #127635 to #127544 - toblave (04/15/2014) [-]
are key tech chur
i have a new york accent sorry
User avatar #127545 to #127544 - givememoarpony (04/14/2014) [-]
Pretty much. The Warsaw Pact dissipated but the rotting countries too poor to play their game stayed, so the label for them stayed as well.
User avatar #127529 - pheonixinstinct (04/14/2014) [-]
i need a new proxy, school blocked the one i was using.
User avatar #127556 to #127529 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
Download TOR and install it on a flash-drive.
When you are at school, simply plug your flash-drive in and load up TOR.
#127527 - sinconn (04/14/2014) [-]
Anyone know how to fix this?

1. No one has this problem
2. Adjusted my firewall, nothing fixes it.
3. It fucks up on the Black Lion Trading Post in-game as well.

This isn't beta anymore, Arena Net. Fix your shit.
User avatar #127558 to #127527 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
The CSS file is failing to load with the webpage. Essentially, the file stating how the webpage should look and display is not loading properly.
I used to get this problem all the time whilst using Windows XP. Typically refreshing the webpage a couple dozen of times fixes it.

However, the problem typically can be resolved if you clear cache.
Settings icon in Chrome > Settings > Show advanced settings > Clear browsing data:
● Cookies and other site and plug-in data
● Cached images and files

If these two fail, then go back and select:
● Hosted app data
User avatar #127685 to #127558 - sinconn (04/15/2014) [-]
Thanks
User avatar #127528 to #127527 - alexanderburns ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
I just keep refreshing until it fixes itself.
User avatar #127522 - jacoban (04/14/2014) [-]
hello guys i need some help
My class is doing a play and one of the essential items is a torch, something like the olympic fire torch. We were instructed to NOT use real fire. Any ideas how we could make it? Prefferably something thats not too hard to make.
Thanks in advance!
User avatar #127698 to #127522 - nsfwcontent (04/15/2014) [-]
Filament in bulbs heats up and can look like fire, bulb on a stick with stuff around it to disguise it to look like a torch?
User avatar #127530 to #127522 - finblob (04/14/2014) [-]
orange and red tissue paper
User avatar #127524 to #127522 - nigstonarnold (04/14/2014) [-]
I started to make a picture but that shit was hard.
Basically get a fan like the one pictures and take it apart.
Finagle it into a tube/plastic pipe, but keep it intact so you can turn it on.
Just decorate the tube, tissue paper on top somehow, cut it to look like flames.
User avatar #127549 to #127524 - jacoban (04/14/2014) [-]
thanks a lot!
User avatar #127536 to #127524 - adak (04/14/2014) [-]
It's seems like you missed adding the picture, but I imagine an old computer fan would work quite well for jacoban. If you can find one, check what voltage it needs (most use 12v I think) and then you just need to find a matching battery (or batteries) and a switch and connect them together. I'm not that great at circuitry, just know the basics, but if you need help I'll give it a shot!

If you've got the time/money/energy, you could throw in a couple of leds so it actually gives off light.
User avatar #127550 to #127536 - jacoban (04/14/2014) [-]
thanks a lot!
#127548 to #127536 - nigstonarnold (04/14/2014) [-]
Sorry, that my B.
User avatar #127516 - watermelloon (04/14/2014) [-]
do I have the right to be annoyed that my bf takes between 10-30 minutes to reply to me over fb when I always reply strait away because he will spam me and get cranky if I don't.
User avatar #127729 to #127516 - thefunnyside (04/15/2014) [-]
Just tell him that.
User avatar #127618 to #127516 - hawaiianhappysauce ONLINE (04/15/2014) [-]
Maybe he is thinking this:

"I can't always act too desperate for your attention. So I am going to pretend that I am somewhat independent. Can't look needy."

This is because usually when a guy caters to your every needs they get cheated on.
User avatar #127575 to #127516 - saltybanana (04/14/2014) [-]
thats a fucking red flag girl, but who knows maybe he's playing league or call of duty?
User avatar #127566 to #127516 - djjeroenski (04/14/2014) [-]
tell him to: be patient with you like you are with him
or reply just as fast as you do
User avatar #127519 to #127516 - iridium (04/14/2014) [-]
Yes. But it's not a big deal overall in it of itself.
User avatar #127517 to #127516 - ipostcp (04/14/2014) [-]
Seems pretty small to get annoyed over.
User avatar #127510 - thenameschuck (04/14/2014) [-]
Alright guys, thought it would be time to upgrade from betafag to just beta and get a girlfriend, time to debunk some shit. All right I am a sophomore in highschool 10th grade I have never been with a woman or kissed one and yes I am straight I'm about 6'1 and about 205 pounds I am not the most physically active person but i do play sports in my free time when im not on the internet. Now what i would like to know is how would i go about asking a girl out? I would assume ask now then if she says no contemplate later instead of being a little bitch about it. But if there are any do's or don'ts please tell me.
User avatar #127559 to #127510 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
In my experience, I have learned that most 'on-a-whim' dates never further develop into anything lasting over three months.

To meet a girl it is advised that both either have a clear understanding of each other's feelings before dating, or start off as friends and slowly become much more.
Note: It is best for both of you to have known each other for a decent amount of time. This is what I am trying to convey. Unless for some odd reason, you meet someone and both of you end up hitting it off real well.

So this 'upgrade' from betafag to beta may be best if it were more of a 'transition.'

Womanexplain would be able to help you out here more so than I can, since afterall, womanexplain is a female.
User avatar #127619 to #127559 - hawaiianhappysauce ONLINE (04/15/2014) [-]
"female"
User avatar #127541 to #127510 - adak (04/14/2014) [-]
Just a couple of basics tips:

-If it's a girl you hang out with already, try to get a general idea for how she feels about you. Not anything in depth, but more like if she seems to have a good time hanging out with you, does she laugh at your jokes, stuff like this.

-When you are going to ask her, make sure both you, and your clothes, look and smell nice. Wear some clean, wellfitting clothes that you feel makes you look good and comfortable. Not only will this make sure you give a good impression, but give you some extra confidence.

-Strike up a conversation. Nothing special or clever is needed, just try to be relaxed and casual. When the time feels right, just ask! Either be direct and for example go "I was going to "this thing" this weekend, do you want to go with me?" Or you could do a little probing and go "I heard about "this thing" happening this weekend. What do you think about it?" That way if it turns out she doesn't like "this thing" you can ask her out to something else and if it turns out she does like "this thing" you can ask her if she wants to go there with you. Either way, keep it simple and to the point, make sure she gets that this is a date, and if she actually asks you if it's a date say yes without hesitation.

-Be prepared for rejection. Sadly many times you ask a girl out you'll get rejected, but it's not the end of the world! Keep calm and smile, continue the conversation if you feel up for it. Act like you don't need her, because actually you don't. You only asked her out because you thought it could be fun for the both of you, but if she doesn't want to it's no big deal, maybe some other time, right? Keep confident in the fact that you were brave enough to put yourself out there. Additionally, the fact that you stay calm and self-confident in the face of rejection might actually spark her interest.
#127513 to #127510 - saltybanana (04/14/2014) [-]
good sir i am Doctor busta a nuts aka Mr.mudaphakka

well being the height you are, id take advantage of that sheit! girl LOVE tall guys
ive hung/went out with a lot of girls during highschool no im not gay you fagget they will always choose the tall guys because they say its really hot on a guy.
just grow some confidence brotha! girls love that shit as well shows how manly you are just go up to a girl in class or in lunch and start a conversation. dont be mr. shy be social!!
User avatar #127511 to #127510 - awesomerninjathing (04/14/2014) [-]
at least make sure there's some attraction

if she hates you because you're fat, forget it

if she's your friend, ask her to hang out or some shit, and escalate things
#127473 - masterbelial (04/14/2014) [-]
Guise.... I'm in a bit of a conundrum I have been dating this girl for just over 3 years and now well.... She's kinda let herself go... and im speaking from 90 lbs to 140/50 range, witholds sex on the basis of it hurting.... and overall turning into a bitch. She didn't used to be like that. Now shes so bad that one of my friends had mentioned it to me when i dropped her off. after an attempted night out. Movies were out of power and made other suggestions which all got shot down by her. What do?
On the other side is i have a girl whos flirting with me who i'd rate a 8/10 who i could get with if this goes sour.
Again what do?
And that is me on a normal day as i do suit/tie for my work.
User avatar #127560 to #127473 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
Have a serious one-on-one conversation with your girlfriend and ask her why she has been different lately.
See how things go from there.

Every relationship depends on communication. Without it, there is no real relationship.
It is not a good thing that your girlfriend is omitting this part. Getting her to talk will be a good thing. If she does not wish to talk, then clearly she does not wish to keep and maintain the relationship.
User avatar #127657 to #127560 - masterbelial (04/15/2014) [-]
Trick is getting her to speak her mind at all is difficult as all hell. Let alone making her dig for feels and put them into words. Thats one of my biggest complaints since the start has always been that. But i kinda work it out of her at sometimes it doesnt work and just makes everything worse.
User avatar #127525 to #127473 - megavoir (04/14/2014) [-]
you look familiar as fuck
User avatar #127649 to #127525 - masterbelial (04/15/2014) [-]
Where are you from could have run into you somewhere. I've been all over the US
User avatar #127620 to #127525 - rokkarokkaali (04/15/2014) [-]
he looks like snakefire
User avatar #127622 to #127620 - snakefire (04/15/2014) [-]
not really.
User avatar #127481 to #127473 - qwertyjr (04/14/2014) [-]
why did you put a pic of yourself? It just seems irrelevant to your question. Anyhow, have you told her she gained weight? You should tell her, you've been in a relationship for 3 years, she can handle some criticism. Just word it right. As for the flirting girl, if you wanna sacrifice a relationship for something new then ok. It's your life. Just don't cheat. Also, this is a side note and my opinion, but from the way you worded your paragraph, it seems you're not too into your current girlfriend right now. Other than weight thing, is everything else good in the relationship?
User avatar #127488 to #127481 - masterbelial (04/14/2014) [-]
And it's relevant as in i take care of myself and lift. I have a great job and have shit together.
User avatar #127532 to #127488 - marinepenguin (04/14/2014) [-]
You work out? Granted you're wearing a suit so you have some leeway, but you still look pretty skinny.
User avatar #127643 to #127532 - masterbelial (04/15/2014) [-]
I am Skinny, I hate that but i'm the muscular kind. In order to build anything i have to push absolute limits for months to get even a half or a quarter inch for my biceps. That being said. I'm a lot stronger then I look. It just steels and tones. Which isn't bad. Makes getting and keeping abs that much easier for me.
User avatar #127646 to #127643 - marinepenguin (04/15/2014) [-]
I've been there dude. I was stuck at 150 for 2 years and couldn't see any progress in weight. Although I was getting stronger. You just gotta eat better, and eat more. Even if you think you eat a lot, it's probably not enough. Take it from someone who's been there. I said fuck it 6 months ago and starting eating more, eating better, and working out 5 days a week with a new plan, I've gained 30 lbs so far and now I'm looking to reach 200 by the end of this year. Not only will you get bigger, your strength will skyrocket and you'll feel a confidence you can only experience.
User avatar #127647 to #127646 - masterbelial (04/15/2014) [-]
Ha i down 3/4 a pound of pasta by myself with baked chicken breasts and sauce. Cards and protein out the ass is essentially my diet. And I'm always eating. You look in my car for snacks and you'll find a jackpot.
User avatar #127651 to #127647 - marinepenguin (04/15/2014) [-]
I'm a REALLY stubborn dude, and I always made the same excuse. So I can't stress what I'm saying enough. At least open your mind to the idea. You've got nothing to lose anyways right?
User avatar #127653 to #127651 - masterbelial (04/15/2014) [-]
Exactly.... Now to learn to count calories. lmao i've never done that before. I just eat till i'm satisfied. Then after dinner I snack some more. So dayum thats gunna be work.
#127654 to #127653 - marinepenguin (04/15/2014) [-]
It really isn't too difficult. You can generally guesstimate by looking at the labels and estimating your serving size. I did it all in my head, but you could use a piece of paper just to keep track of things.

Like for example, today I had 2 bowls of cereal, a banana, a banquet meal (generally around 400 calories), and a protein shake. Lunch I ate at Arby's but I got two whole meals. Got home and ate a plate of chicken, protein shake. Dinner I ate another banquet meal and a protein shake. Got back from a social function and had another plate of chicken, banana, banquet meal, and protein shake. That's about 5000 calories at least

You thought you were hungry all the time now, just wait until you grow like I did.

<Me now.
User avatar #127658 to #127654 - masterbelial (04/15/2014) [-]
A. Wholy fuck nuggets that is a metric fuck ton of salt.
B. Impressive. Props to yea.
User avatar #127660 to #127658 - marinepenguin (04/15/2014) [-]
Ya think so? I tend to not keep track of more then protein, fat and sugar.

And thanks, sorry if I seem overly excited about this. I just got pumped that I saw someone in the same situation I was in, and I didn't want you to get into a mode of acceptance about what you looked like, cuz I know how it is.
User avatar #127661 to #127660 - masterbelial (04/15/2014) [-]
Heh i'm pleased with it. My main concern is just the whole girl issue. There's things i still like about her but then there's all the other BS. Like in my Orig posting up yonder somewhere. Night before she was super bitchy. Day after not so much and the day after really fucking cuddley and shit.
And she keeps pushing for a ring. As we've been dating for 3 years. And i keep saying not yet. When in my head i'm going oh fuck no, not committing to shit yet. Way to young for that crap.
User avatar #127662 to #127661 - masterbelial (04/15/2014) [-]
Now I guarantee within a day or two it will go full bitch cycle again and i'll hate the whole situation. Sometimes she holds bitch mode for days. Which irks me to all hell.
User avatar #127664 to #127662 - marinepenguin (04/15/2014) [-]
You need to decide the way you want your life to go. If you think you and this girl are compatible enough to take it further then do that, but if you think that you won't make it passed your current state and you cannot settle situations like these it's best to end it. The way you've described her she seems like she's changed for the worse and she is holding you back from being more successful than you can be. The decision is up to you but I think I would end it if I was in the same position.
User avatar #127666 to #127664 - masterbelial (04/15/2014) [-]
See that i don't know. I have foresight in some things and when it comes to my job/relationship.... I got nothin. I literally take it all a day at a time.
User avatar #127667 to #127666 - marinepenguin (04/15/2014) [-]
Some people do that and are just fine. If that's what works for you then good. Although it my opinion when it comes to decisions like your relationship and job some insight to the future should be taken into consideration.
User avatar #127668 to #127667 - masterbelial (04/15/2014) [-]
Like for a job at least i don't work shit jobs or for shit pay. I'm actually a partner Agent at an Insurance office where i make bank for my age. So That i have i just don't know if i want to do that for the rest of my life.
User avatar #127650 to #127647 - marinepenguin (04/15/2014) [-]
Try counting calories, just for a day or two. If you want to gain serious weight you should be eating 6000 calories a day, which is a LOT of food. More than you would think. Also, drink a protein shake with EVERY meal. If you can know for 100% certainty that you are eating enough and getting enough protein and you haven't grown anything within a few months. You are a genetic freak, literally. So trust me, count your calories as an experiment. You'll probably find out you actually aren't eating enough.
User avatar #127652 to #127650 - masterbelial (04/15/2014) [-]
Could very well be. I know to avoid sugars and fried food. Except fried rice. That shits delicious. Just keep things lean, and stick to proteins.
User avatar #127656 to #127652 - marinepenguin (04/15/2014) [-]
You do need to have a little fat in your diet though, your body actually needs it.
User avatar #127655 to #127652 - marinepenguin (04/15/2014) [-]
Messing up a little every now and then isn't a big deal. It's not the worst thing to eat in the world though honestly. Rice is still rice haha.
User avatar #127491 to #127488 - qwertyjr (04/14/2014) [-]
true
User avatar #127486 to #127481 - masterbelial (04/14/2014) [-]
It is sorta. I do almost everything. She just bakes me brownies and shit. But i have to feed her, Take care of her. When i'm not around she can't make her own decisions
User avatar #127490 to #127486 - masterbelial (04/14/2014) [-]
And super fucking clingy. And over jealous. So i've lost a lot of friends cause of that.
User avatar #127520 to #127490 - iridium (04/14/2014) [-]
The second you lose legitimate friends due to your relationship, you have failed to follow the number one rule of Guy Code in Relationships: Bros before Hos.
User avatar #127645 to #127520 - masterbelial (04/15/2014) [-]
Thats a funny one considering how i had gotten her originally.
Stole her from Best friend, lied to his face about it. Story is full of Bs that would have been avoided had a sibling just kept his mouth shut.
Long story short was going to be waiting a month or more after she broke up with him to see if he was cool with me asking her out. Brotard ruined it and it shitcanned really fast. Now he's in Missouri.
User avatar #127489 to #127486 - qwertyjr (04/14/2014) [-]
Yeah, it looks like you're not into the relationship. Let her down gently bro. Just make sure this is the choice you wanna make.
User avatar #127492 to #127489 - masterbelial (04/14/2014) [-]
For me I fix things, i just don't go "Oh its broke" and just quit to walk away. I've worked through issues with her before but i was the one doing the fixing.
But now it's like.... Ugh again.... Or just come on....
User avatar #127493 to #127492 - qwertyjr (04/14/2014) [-]
Dude, seriously. If you tried to work on the relationship before and it didn't work, I think it's time to walk away. You're not giving up on no one, you tried a relationship, it's failing, you should move on.
User avatar #127496 to #127493 - masterbelial (04/14/2014) [-]
Whats stupid is i make financial decisions for people on a daily basis and handle thousands and i can't even handle / figure out my own love life. Like what the fuck....
User avatar #127495 to #127493 - masterbelial (04/14/2014) [-]
Valid point.... Now to contemplate how to do it...
User avatar #127498 to #127495 - qwertyjr (04/14/2014) [-]
Good luck bruh. You got this, if not Google it. Cause I've never been in a 3 year relationship.
User avatar #127476 to #127473 - masterbelial (04/14/2014) [-]
Note the girl who's flirting with me now. I used to be her boss for a year and 3 months.
User avatar #127494 to #127485 - masterbelial (04/14/2014) [-]
oh and her necklace in said photo and ear rings which i bought after cost me about $4500 all together. So it's not like i don't treat her right/well
User avatar #127487 to #127485 - awesomerninjathing (04/14/2014) [-]
LOL
yeah dump her
#127500 to #127487 - masterbelial (04/14/2014) [-]
This one will do her more justice the the one from my phone.
User avatar #127621 to #127500 - hawaiianhappysauce ONLINE (04/15/2014) [-]
To be honest. Looking at your picture I would say you should try to keep her because you don't look like someone who would be able to start over. If she is gaining weight you should talk to her.
User avatar #127501 to #127500 - awesomerninjathing (04/14/2014) [-]
better, but the other chick is still hotter

it's still all your choice dude
User avatar #127502 to #127501 - masterbelial (04/14/2014) [-]
Also flirty girl is freshly 18.
User avatar #127504 to #127502 - awesomerninjathing (04/14/2014) [-]
you are how old?
#127508 to #127504 - masterbelial (04/14/2014) [-]
This is her on an average day in the rain when i was her boss going and helping her.
Just to have both sides for both parties.
User avatar #127505 to #127504 - masterbelial (04/14/2014) [-]
21 in july,
User avatar #127506 to #127505 - awesomerninjathing (04/14/2014) [-]
well it's still your choice, i dont think thats weird
User avatar #127499 to #127484 - teoberry (04/14/2014) [-]
Theodore a relationship is not all about sexual interaction.
User avatar #127503 to #127499 - masterbelial (04/14/2014) [-]
What he said ^
User avatar #127507 to #127503 - teoberry (04/14/2014) [-]
Exactly. Sadly, awesomerninjathing has a very sexual outlook on life. I am trying to help my only son, yet I fear his devil music (Kanye West), has steered him into a permanent negative direction.
User avatar #127509 to #127507 - masterbelial (04/14/2014) [-]
Rock, Metal, Factions Talk show, You know good music.
User avatar #127475 to #127473 - sasha ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
i think that if you are even considering another girl then you should probably break it off with your current one. Just tell her she wasn't like she used to be. I know it sounds hard but it's probably for the best. if she says she can change either
a) give her a month or two to see if she lives up to that
b) say you're done anyways and go with the 8/10
User avatar #127474 to #127473 - awesomerninjathing (04/14/2014) [-]
you look like a bit of a jew faggot lol

go ahead and dump the other girl if she's being a total bitch
User avatar #127596 to #127474 - gandaalf (04/14/2014) [-]
theo

you are by far the best user on this site
other than me
I. Am. Warhol. I am the number one most impactful USER of our generation, in the flesh. I am Shakespeare, Walt Disney. Nike. Google.
User avatar #127480 to #127474 - masterbelial (04/14/2014) [-]
and i have since lightened up my suit wardrobe. So no more jew look. So yes i agree with you there.
User avatar #127477 to #127474 - masterbelial (04/14/2014) [-]
Ha, hell no. I can say i did nazi that one coming.
#127472 - anonymous (04/14/2014) [-]
There is this girl i really like but we aren't TOO close for a friendzone. She knows im into SOMEONE but i haven't told her it was her. I don't want to randomly say it. She used to ask but stopped. I assumed i fucked things up its just everyonce and a while i feel this feeling that she likes me back then again I may be delusional and just in a mist of confusion. We are both single. She says she does not like anyone. Should I tell her. Should I wait. What should i do. There is a couple things about her you should probably know.
-She's not the average texty selfie girl MUCH different
-We don't really talk to much at school but now she asks me to come see her with her friends in the mornings
-I have no experience with women i am completley beta
-I hear she has a cold heart
User avatar #127514 to #127472 - saltybanana (04/14/2014) [-]
fuck it id go in for the kill bro!
tell her shes cute n shit. act real cheesy on her, she'll probably do the same.

take her out to the movies or something and ask her there.
#127518 to #127514 - anonymous (04/14/2014) [-]
is there any reason why you say that like anything specifically i said or is it just like gneral advice
User avatar #127567 to #127518 - saltybanana (04/14/2014) [-]
its just advice
User avatar #127479 to #127472 - awesomerninjathing (04/14/2014) [-]
if she asked who you like it's because she's interested
hang out with her outside of school first at least
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User avatar #127564 to #127464 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
Over social media is pretty hard.
Simply sending a message insinuates a lot.
Although, it may be best to bite the bullet and shoot her a message saying "Hi" or something similar.
#127468 to #127464 - saltybanana (04/14/2014) [-]
hello good sir the doctor is in mufuggah!   
   
well just talk to her thru facebook, or if you see her IRL just confront her  smooth like  girls love confidence so dont be shy man, go up to her with them big ass balls
hello good sir the doctor is in mufuggah!

well just talk to her thru facebook, or if you see her IRL just confront her smooth like girls love confidence so dont be shy man, go up to her with them big ass balls
#127497 to #127468 - obliviouspineapple (04/14/2014) [-]
What do I say? sorry for being so clueless
User avatar #127512 to #127497 - saltybanana (04/14/2014) [-]
ahhh a simple hi
example
you: Hi (: bitches love smiley faces
girl: heyyy
you: wyd?
see where im goin at?
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User avatar #127569 to #127547 - saltybanana (04/14/2014) [-]
find a way to talk to her
like qwertyjr said thru her friends that hopefully you may know
juast say hey whats up, ive seen you around
cause you know im goodlookin your goodlookin, we got something going on here
User avatar #127467 to #127464 - qwertyjr (04/14/2014) [-]
The best way to meet a girl is thru connections. You know, like a friend of a friend. Another way to meet a girl is to go to a social event. A party, club, or a meeting of sort. Now, meeting a girl on a street i'm not too sure about. You can do it, open the convo with like "what time is it?" or "Do you know how to get (Insert area here). Once she responds that is your chance. Still some of my female friends say they hate gettin hit on in public. Could be just a nyc thing though. But lastly, be confident. Keep trying, don't give up. You can do it lil' nigga.
User avatar #127461 - ishallsmiteyou (04/14/2014) [-]
Some of you have probably seen me here before, and I need to ask you something again. My mother's really fucked up right now. She's got schizophrenia (meds fix that though), lupus, and another lethal disease, the name of which currently escapes me (forms scar tissue on heart and lungs, causing them to shut down). She's got 5 to 10 years to live unless she gets her heart replaced as well as her lungs or lives on a machine for the rest of her life. I'm having a pretty troublesome time coping with this. You guys have any advice for me?
#127565 to #127461 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
This is a rather serious issue.

I am sorry that you have to go through this. No one should.
Most definitely see if you can get her name placed on a list, so in the case a matching-donor dies, she may be able to receive from said donors.
Otherwise, make use of the time you can spend with her. Spend as much time possible doing activities and such with her. Be sure to get a camera and film her telling her life story. Ask her to write in a journal for you.

As for coping, it's always best to see that things could be way, way worse.
Be thankful for what you have; Even if what you have is seemingly-temporary.
Be thankful that you still have time to spend with your mother, and make use of that time.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lr6Rw0ltFxc
#127469 to #127461 - saltybanana (04/14/2014) [-]
sounds pretty tough man.

i dont think ive ever been or heard of something that tough. best thing is to show your mom shes got support. be there when she needs you guessing your an only child always be real positive telling her positive things makes her happy. so she wont payention the fact shes dying. find a hobby or a gf to help you get that tension of your mind. but goodluck mate
#127460 - UNIQUELOL (04/14/2014) [-]
I think that saying 'boss' is stupid shit.

I think there may have been a short period in which I tolerated it,

but now I really despise its use as a word, other than its actual meaning of someone being an authoritative figure.


Relatable?
User avatar #127465 to #127460 - hawaiianhappysauce ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
Do you hate calling people boss or being called boss?
User avatar #127483 to #127465 - UNIQUELOL (04/14/2014) [-]
No no,

like its use an an adjective.


"That show was boss."

"That game is boss."
User avatar #127515 to #127483 - hawaiianhappysauce ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
Ah. That's new to me.
#127451 - anonymous (04/14/2014) [-]
I can't seem to get chicks. They all want to friendzone me. I don't know why. Pic relevant, it's just a chat I had.
#127470 to #127451 - saltybanana (04/14/2014) [-]
quit acting too of a bitch cause thats how you sound like    
its good to joke around but girls love it when you talk dirty to them, im guessing this chick is cool with that stufff already. so do that shit man, next thing you'll know she'll want you to come over and go balls deep in her
quit acting too of a bitch cause thats how you sound like
its good to joke around but girls love it when you talk dirty to them, im guessing this chick is cool with that stufff already. so do that shit man, next thing you'll know she'll want you to come over and go balls deep in her
User avatar #127466 to #127451 - hawaiianhappysauce ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
not sure which one is you...
#127455 to #127453 - anonymous (04/14/2014) [-]
y?
User avatar #127456 to #127455 - ipostcp (04/14/2014) [-]
That was one hot convo. I mean, I love prolapsed sasha grey.
#127442 - commanderbunbun (04/14/2014) [-]
Building a small first aid kit for a day-long nature walk through a forest, plan on keeping it in my car afterwords. anything i should add or remove to this one i bought?

www.lifelinefirstaid.com/product/13

I already added a travel-bottle of advil, holds 12 pills and i will add a tube of burn heal ointment. are the gloves really necessary? you'd think the alcohol and antiseptic pads would be enough to fend off infection
User avatar #127570 to #127442 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
Quick-Clot www.amazon.com/Quikclot-Advanced-Clotting-Bleeding www.amazon.com/Adventure-Medical-Kits-Trauma-QuikC

Next you should invest in a pre-paid phone; Use this for emergencies. Memorize the emergency numbers to call for rescue.
Chances are the pre-paid phone's battery will last longer than a smart-phone battery.
Any typical older cell-phone that you still have will do fine, too.

Pain killers would be a decent investment, too.
User avatar #127446 to #127442 - qwertyjr (04/14/2014) [-]
Add bandages.
#127429 - anonymous (04/14/2014) [-]
I've never had any experience with girls and I just got rejected by someone I have liked for years. wat do
User avatar #127471 to #127429 - saltybanana (04/14/2014) [-]
fuck it bro theres more women out there
User avatar #127443 to #127429 - commanderbunbun (04/14/2014) [-]
go out, get yourself a good meal. maybe a drink. watch your favorite movie or tv show maybe go to toys r us and get a toy you always wanted as a kid. and move on.

it's okay to still have some feelings for this girl, it's hard to truly stop loving someone. same way how it's hard to truly put out a fire. those embers that stay can blah blah just go eat something.
User avatar #127433 to #127429 - qwertyjr (04/14/2014) [-]
Move on. Join a club and try to make some friends. Life isn't over. Be more outgoing at work or at school. Go to the gym. Go to social meet ups in your city. Talk to other friends. You can do it lil' nigga.
#127414 - steezyman (04/13/2014) [-]
Well guys i'm losing my virginity tomorrow (hopefully) any advice?
Well guys i'm losing my virginity tomorrow (hopefully) any advice?
User avatar #128288 to #127414 - thisisestonia (04/18/2014) [-]
so how'd it go?
User avatar #128650 to #128288 - steezyman (04/20/2014) [-]
had a little trouble keeping it up at first but after a while we got going and i was good. She was super supportive too, which was nice. Weird thing is i didn't climax and she did. But i never have with her when she gave me oral or anything else so i just stopped masturbating and hopefully I will next time.
#128652 to #128650 - thisisestonia (04/20/2014) [-]
congrats glad it was successfull,
basically what I want my first time to be, despite I find doing oral too... how do I put this... undignifying. I hate the concept of it in all points...
User avatar #128654 to #128652 - steezyman (04/20/2014) [-]
Yeah just don't expect fireworks Not sure if you're a male or female but i enjoy performing oral on my girlfriend. What about it is undignifying to you? If you dont mind me asking.
User avatar #128655 to #128654 - thisisestonia (04/20/2014) [-]
I'm a male just the concept of showing your donger down the throat of the woman you love (I don't even think of doing the thing with someone I'm not in a relationship with) is morally wrong to me, I don't know, just that I wouldn't enjoy it even though she would want it, I would say no
User avatar #128656 to #128655 - steezyman (04/20/2014) [-]
I look at it this way, this girl likes me enough to put my penis in her mouth, that's something special right there. And it can be done passionately, especially if she enjoys it. But to each his own, your SO might be really glad she doesn't have to.
User avatar #127526 to #127414 - megavoir (04/14/2014) [-]
do the thing
User avatar #127444 to #127414 - commanderbunbun (04/14/2014) [-]
before you go in, make sure you're thinking with your brain and not your heart or penis.

and no matter what, use a condom. that's not advice, that's a demand. if you don't i will make it my personal goal to make sure you don't have sex again for a long time.
i'll castrate you
User avatar #127448 to #127444 - steezyman (04/14/2014) [-]
Condoms on condoms on condoms.
not literally
User avatar #127450 to #127448 - iridium (04/14/2014) [-]
Good, because stacking condoms does NOT work. It makes things worse if anything.
User avatar #127428 to #127414 - iridium (04/14/2014) [-]
Does your partner know you're a virgin?

Don't try to do more than either of you really comfortable with doing. And don't go too fast either.
User avatar #127447 to #127428 - steezyman (04/14/2014) [-]
Yeah she is too, we've both talked about it and are pretty confident about it. I'm still a little nervous though i just don't want to fuck it up to badly.
User avatar #127449 to #127447 - iridium (04/14/2014) [-]
So apart from obvious advice (using a condom, listen to how she acts/reacts, communication and all that), just make sure you understand that your first time is likely not going to be super spectacular, so if it doesn't end up being something "special", it's probably just inexperience and nerves.
User avatar #127452 to #127449 - steezyman (04/14/2014) [-]
I'm not expecting it to be "special" i'm more worried i'll somehow end up disappointing her.
User avatar #127454 to #127452 - iridium (04/14/2014) [-]
If it's the first time for both of you I REAAAAAAAAAAAAALLY doubt you'll disappoint her. She probably has the same worry with you.
User avatar #127458 to #127454 - steezyman (04/14/2014) [-]
Thanks a lot man it's nice to be able to get some reassurance from somewhere.
User avatar #127426 to #127414 - edlias (04/14/2014) [-]
Take some morphine to calm down so you can get it up.
#127425 to #127414 - ipostcp (04/13/2014) [-]
Also, when it's your first time it may be hard to get it up. So you know, relax and what not. It was kinda hard for me to blow my load the first time.
User avatar #127419 to #127414 - hawaiianhappysauce ONLINE (04/13/2014) [-]
Be calm I guess?
User avatar #127417 to #127414 - ipostcp (04/13/2014) [-]
Don't stick it in her ass.
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