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#183854 - lgninjaleetful
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#183850 - sphincterface
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(05/07/2015) [-]
Guys. Guys. ISIS just said they are going to attack America, and they claimed that they have 71 operatives here.
I repeat. 71 operatives
What the hell are we going to do? Is this the end of America? Is this the end of us all?
#183862 to #183850 - alexanderburns
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(05/07/2015) [-]
start training to be John McClane
#183858 to #183850 - balnce ONLINE
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(05/07/2015) [-]
Make sure you pray 5 times a day.
#183830 - welliguessitsaname ONLINE
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(05/07/2015) [-]
So I'm friends with this cute girl. She's a huge nerd, we joke around and play vidya and such. It's very likely she's a tumblr user but she doesn't whine about the patriarchy and other such fun topics so she seems cool. Yesterday, I found out she identifies as "non-binary" and prefers the pronouns "they/them" over "she/her". This reaaally threw me off. I'm definitely interested in her (them?) but this is a huge turn off since her maturity and other cool things have really been brought into question. I felt better later and thought that it was silly but it didn't matter. So... what do I do, FJ?

#183910 to #183830 - anon
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(05/08/2015) [-]
DROP HER
You will save yourself from dealing with some future bullshit, things like this is a giant red flag. Run.
#183884 to #183830 - hirollin
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(05/08/2015) [-]
Having been friends with a tumblr fag I can honestly say the best thing you can do is leave her behind and never talk to her again.
This is the best thing for your future.
For your penis.
For your wallet.
For you sanity.
For the world.
#183886 to #183884 - welliguessitsaname ONLINE
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(05/08/2015) [-]
My penis and my wallet? We haven't gotten that far.
#183887 to #183886 - hirollin
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(05/08/2015) [-]
you know the point im trying to make.
i suggest you listen to it.
#183848 to #183830 - atrocitustheking
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(05/07/2015) [-]
Just stick around. Don't let wild speculation ruin a potential thing. Could be good, could be bad, but you won't find out if you bail now.
#183835 to #183830 - holsety
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(05/07/2015) [-]
She's too much of a hassle

Break off while you still can
#183838 to #183835 - welliguessitsaname ONLINE
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(05/07/2015) [-]
she's hellla cute tho
#183844 to #183838 - holsety
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(05/07/2015) [-]
too much of a hassle

run nigga, RUN
#183841 to #183838 - yibdiy
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(05/07/2015) [-]
#183831 to #183830 - lawuser
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(05/07/2015) [-]
dump her
#183832 to #183831 - welliguessitsaname ONLINE
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(05/07/2015) [-]
We weren't dating
#183836 to #183832 - lionsoil
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(05/07/2015) [-]
shit nigga, i think you wish you were. That ass may be fat but her brain, don't fuck wit crazy bruh.
#183834 to #183832 - lawuser
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(05/07/2015) [-]
then there's no problem
#183839 to #183834 - welliguessitsaname ONLINE
Reply +1
(05/07/2015) [-]
I don't completely feel comfortable calling her "them"
#183840 to #183839 - lawuser
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(05/07/2015) [-]
dump her
#183842 to #183840 - welliguessitsaname ONLINE
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(05/07/2015) [-]
...
#183843 to #183842 - lionsoil
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(05/07/2015) [-]
listen, i understand she's pretty. But she's also pretty fucking dumb. Don't fuck wit crazy nigga. too many niggas in the game getting fucked by the pussy game, don't catch ur own body getting caufght by the dome play.
#183833 to #183832 - yibdiy
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(05/07/2015) [-]
Do it anyway.
#183837 to #183833 - welliguessitsaname ONLINE
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(05/07/2015) [-]
o-okay
#183826 - anon
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(05/07/2015) [-]
does anybody want to join our skype group
Rules:
must be under 5'2
must be female
must like bullying
please contact and please respond
P.s not a rapist
#183828 to #183826 - flufflepuff
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(05/07/2015) [-]
someone put this in a cringe comp
#183829 to #183828 - anon
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(05/07/2015) [-]
But do you want to join?
#183819 - enjoigiggity
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(05/07/2015) [-]
I don't really need advice, just thought I'd share with everyone that for the first time in three years, my life is finally starting to pick back up! I've got a well paying weekend job that finally has me living comfortably, I have money to be able to travel during the week and do things I've always wanted to do, I'm going to be moving out from my parents home in a few months time, I'm getting back to the weight I used to be, and most importantly I've met someone who I find amazing and who gets me! Haven't been this happy in years guys
#183808 - kaiyuni
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(05/07/2015) [-]
I have to do a research paper for my class and the sources must be cited in APA format. Is there a good website out there that will do APA for me if I just put the stuff in (author, year, all that)?
#183809 to #183808 - kaiyuni
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(05/07/2015) [-]
That works well and doesn't do it incorrectly.
#183847 to #183809 - atrocitustheking
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(05/07/2015) [-]
This site was a godsend in college.
www.citationmachine.net/
#183800 - anon
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(05/07/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll cah question*"**
**anonymous rolls Lifetime© presents _, the story of _.**
#183801 to #183800 - anon
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(05/07/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll 2, cah answer*"**
**anonymous rolls My sex life.**
**anonymous rolls Tripping balls.**
#183799 - friendofaf
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(05/07/2015) [-]
Hey guys my mate got me to go on a double date with his girlfriend and his girlfriends friend who is a grenade (ugly friend). Its on Saturday and holly fuck do I not wanna go. I was only going in the first place to be nice to me mate but now its just not worth it. Any excuses to not go on any dates with her that won't upset my mate?
#183812 to #183799 - enjoigiggity
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(05/07/2015) [-]
Tell him the morning of the date that your stuck in bed extremely sick
#183813 to #183812 - friendofaf
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(05/07/2015) [-]
that's only a short term fix bro. I need long term
#183815 to #183813 - enjoigiggity
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(05/07/2015) [-]
Oh I thought you meant just for that date. I dunno man, maybe you just need to be honest with your friend and tell him you aren't interested in her. I mean, it's your love life, you're allowed go out with or reject whoever you want!
#183816 to #183815 - friendofaf
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(05/07/2015) [-]
Fuck me I think you might be right mane
#183818 to #183816 - enjoigiggity
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(05/07/2015) [-]
Honesty is the best policy, I'm sure he'll understand and respect you for being straight with him!
#183797 - gharshi
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(05/07/2015) [-]
What do you do with extremely whiny girls? There's this chick who I occasionally fuck and she will never shut the fuck up about her mummy issues. Always going on and on about how she hates everything and shit.

I try to be helpful and give advice but shes always negative and says shit like " that wouldn't work "

And I'm apparently not allowed to tell her about my problem's because she says she feels belittled

Fucking whiny bitches mane. I don't give a fuck about her tbh but I wanna keep her happy enough to keep this fuckbuddies thing going.

What'd you do?
#183849 to #183797 - yourinvisiblegf
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(05/07/2015) [-]
attention whore
talking about her problems, recevieng ideas/solutions, rejecting them

or, most women don't care about solutions, just want to be understand on an emotionnal level
say "hmm hmmm", "oh yes, that's hard", "poor sweetheart"
might work, tell me

source: i'm virgin
#183851 to #183849 - gharshi
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(05/07/2015) [-]
ok I'll try that. seems effortless enough for me to bother
#183852 to #183851 - yourinvisiblegf
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(05/07/2015) [-]
no commitment è_é
#183811 to #183797 - enjoigiggity
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(05/07/2015) [-]
Honestly, I wouldn't keep any sort of relationship with her. She sounds like a lot of work and doesn't care about your problems. Get out while you still can before she turns crazy man, it's not worth it to keep her as a fuckbuddy
#183793 - anon
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(05/07/2015) [-]
So, the other day I realized I have the 'nobody ever loved me so now i'm a scathing asshole' syndrome.

How would I go about fixing this? Relying on someone else for happiness is obviously a really bad idea. Am I supposed to pursue some sort of lifelong dream? I never had one anyways
#183795 to #183793 - alexanderburns
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(05/07/2015) [-]
you could just not be an asshole
#183821 to #183795 - anon
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(05/07/2015) [-]
Profound. Please work in psychology.
#183789 - erikus
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(05/07/2015) [-]
It has been a year since I got my hearth broken badly. I had the worst time of my life when that happened and since then I've hated the girl responsible for this (she's totally to blame anyway).

Anyway I though I was over it, but today I had a mid-night nightmare and woke up in cold sweat. I've realised I still want her in my life, not in the "I love her" way though.

Most of the time I hate her and want to hit her, other times I just wish I could tell her off for all the pain she caused me and when I'm horny I can't help but miss her because of how she moaned, or I just want to kiss her because I miss the times when I was happy with her.

I want to know how can I forget her, or at least how can I overcome these feelings. Even the hate ones. Hating her is still paying attention and caring about her so it's not the way, but I don't know how to do this.
#183790 to #183789 - sugoi
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(05/07/2015) [-]
Well step one is to get rid of anything that has anything to do with her so get rid of photos, presents, that kinda deal.

Second is to fill up all your spare time so you don't have free time to let your mind wander back to her, so get a job or get a hobby or something.

Then the optional methods is get a new female friend to crush over (or dude, I aint judging) or something.
#183786 - tsoper
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(05/07/2015) [-]
Just curious, but is there any alternative plants to weed?

I was thinking about collecting various plants throughout my backyard and test smoking them to see what happens. Any thoughts?
#183846 to #183786 - atrocitustheking
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(05/07/2015) [-]
Experimenting like that is a good way to get yourself killed man. That's like picking up any old mushroom in the forest and eating it. As in, you don't know what you're doing you could end up in a pine box.
#183794 to #183786 - anon
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(05/07/2015) [-]
Long time drug user here.
I can safely say you're a fucking idiot.
If you're gonna smoke a plant to get high, you might as well smoke pot. Try salvia if it's legal where you are. It's a pretty nice trip. Or try shrooms. Shrooms are a plant and they're pretty dope.
#183791 to #183786 - sugoi
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(05/07/2015) [-]
That's really dumb.
Like shit dude, some of those plants are poisonous, all that to maybe get a little high? Go stick tennis balls to your eyes or something.
#183785 - afjhahsdsl
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(05/07/2015) [-]
Does anyone have that picture of a kid looking at a clock that says "4:19" and then points at it with both hands when it turns to "4:20"? I cant seem to find it on google. Thankyou
#183805 to #183785 - yibdiy
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(05/07/2015) [-]
I found it on google.
#183806 to #183805 - yibdiy
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(05/07/2015) [-]
Shit, forgot to attach.
#183853 to #183806 - afjhahsdsl
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(05/07/2015) [-]
Fuck yeah! Kickass!.. Thanks bro.
#183779 - anon
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(05/07/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** LETS ROLL
#183778 - anon
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(05/07/2015) [-]
LOUD FARTING NOISES
#183774 - thumbsdenied
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(05/07/2015) [-]
As a 1st soon to become dog owner. What should i prepare getting before the dog arrives?
im adopting a french bulldog, and they were born yesterday. Im super excited
#183781 to #183774 - dudeheit
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(05/07/2015) [-]
Enough stuff to clean all the piss and shit. They will do it and you can nothing do about it though I don't know how to teach them to do their business outdoors and of course enough to feed them, maybe milk as a little gift now and then.
Also the dog should have his own dog basket or something like that near your sleepling place or another one in the house
#183796 to #183781 - thumbsdenied
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(05/07/2015) [-]
Il place paper all over the apartment till hes learnt to be houseclean, i looked up some videos wich were very helpfull on training.
Forgot about the doggy bed complitely, probly should get some toys.
I really need to look up stuff that dogs like as treats, maybe buy one of the toys you can stuff food into. Also need to learn foods wich can hurt him, so i stay clear of em
#183798 to #183796 - dudeheit
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(05/07/2015) [-]
I hope you know that you shouldn't give them chocolate of any sorts because that will kill them also there is a certain meat they don't tolerate, but I don't know which one. Was something special which could cause a disease while growing older, better ask a vet.
Toys are great of course, stuff to throw so they can catch it and bring it to you, also "toy-bones".
#183864 to #183798 - thumbsdenied
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(05/08/2015) [-]
Chocolate i know, and saw post earlier today and it had avocados as a huge nono. So il check the net before feeding anything im not 100% sure is safe for dogs.

I live in a single person apartment, its spacious for a pet, but throwing a ball might be too crampt. Maybe some rope to play tug of war.
#183911 to #183864 - dudeheit
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(05/08/2015) [-]
Well I thought you would be throwing the ball outside .
You will be fine with your dog, when does he/she arrives?
#183913 to #183911 - thumbsdenied
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(05/08/2015) [-]
Im not quite sure yet, 8-12 weeks. The pups were born 2 days ago.
#183771 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT
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(05/07/2015) [-]
Anyone else not sleeping tonight due to a fucking terrible sore throat and cough?
#183845 to #183771 - nonbenderinlife
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(05/07/2015) [-]
Late answer but get a syrup matching your cough (dry or with sputum), take a hot shower and if you can pour 2-3 drops of lavender oil somewhere in your shower.
#183792 to #183771 - sugoi
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(05/07/2015) [-]
Nah I'm good.
#183770 - balnce ONLINE
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(05/07/2015) [-]
I need advice.
otakuweaboo has blocked me and I don't know why.
I don't know who he is.
What did I do?
Am I that much of a bad person?
#183772 to #183770 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT
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(05/07/2015) [-]
who gives a flying fuck what a weeaboo thinks of you
#183773 to #183772 - balnce ONLINE
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(05/07/2015) [-]
I only care because I can't use my mouse button to go to the next post if it is his (mapped Mouse button 1 to Shift+right). Or leave comments.
#183787 to #183773 - tsoper
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(05/07/2015) [-]
1 billion people care
#183857 to #183787 - balnce ONLINE
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(05/07/2015) [-]
#183766 - mexicaninja
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(05/07/2015) [-]
Alright guys i finally asked some girl out to a movie on friday and i have no idea what to do since this is the first time i ever asked a girl out so i need some advice.
#183775 to #183766 - cshp
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(05/07/2015) [-]
Movies generally aren't good first dates, but you'll be fine
#183769 to #183766 - skoldpaddacommala
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(05/07/2015) [-]
First movie then dinner (so you got something to talk about).
#183767 to #183766 - alexanderburns
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(05/07/2015) [-]
bring as much spaghetti as your pockets allow
#183768 to #183767 - mexicaninja
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(05/07/2015) [-]
we both work in an italian restaurant so il be around enough spaghetti
#183765 - anon
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(05/07/2015) [-]
So there's two girls
One Ive know most my life and we understand each other completely but there's times where i feel like I can't trust her or she's lying to me.

Girl two I can see more of a future with of long life. We haven't known each other nearly as long but there's some mutual interest. Doesn't lie