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#184816 - mondominiman ONLINE
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(05/20/2015) [-]
I'm super nervous right now. I'm about to find out if my POS brother used my house without me knowing. He was gone for a few days and no one knew where he left, last we heard he was with out convict cousin who just got released. Well today I found my house key missing from my key ring, only reason I never noticed was because my car was under repair so I couldn't drive it anywhere. if I find out he was here I don't know what's gonna happen. probably pass out from how fucking mad I'm going be. I don't get mad often I've even let a lot of shit slide like when he took my car for a weekend, but using my place without permission and most likely taking his druggie friends there too. Then that's a whole new tier of anger right there
#184817 to #184816 - mondominiman ONLINE
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(05/20/2015) [-]
That's it i'm done. He was here and he had people over because the place is a mess. I'm visibly shaking and I'm short on breath, this has never happened to me before. That's the last time in years I ever do anything for him. He's never gonna live with me again since my parents don't want him at their house either. The bastard is nearly 30 and a failure in life.
#184818 to #184817 - mondominiman ONLINE
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(05/20/2015) [-]
Now I need to check if anything was stolen
#184835 to #184818 - CallMeCrisco
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(05/20/2015) [-]
Fuuuuuck... As someone with a similar POS brother, I feel for you. I hope to god nothing important to you got nicked...
#184814 - thenextprodigy
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(05/19/2015) [-]
greetings my brothers. i need some insight or other perspectives on this situation w/ my dad. anyways how it goes is: in my life i have no responsibilities, i recieve free college funding, and $1000 a month to live off of, and more ambition to succeed in silicon valley than i can begin to explain. i'm 19, and work a lousy job at office max. i am not starting college until next year since my funding will take a while to come through. anyways, my plan is to quit my job, and study my ass of day/night like i've been doing. only this time no distractions. i can really focus all i have to android development, so i'll be better prepared for the roughness of silicon valley (i'm going out to college there soon). with everything in mind, my dad told me i am disrespecting him for wanting to quit his job because last time i did the weight of my car insurance fell on him, and that it's a horrible idea for other reasons (i've always had a tendency to swtich between hobbies and ideas (slight adhd) so i can understand his concern) although this is no temporary hobby. i've dedicated my life to this goal and it's been nothing but, since last year. anywho he's told me if i quit then i'm kicked out. i mean there's nothing insidious about this. there are no stipulations involved in quitting work, right? honestly! what's the harm in becoming good at something so valuable wealth wise, and mental wise? what do you guys' think? are either one of us justified, or am i stupid for wanting to quit work?
#184813 - mrvalane
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(05/19/2015) [-]
Going to make this a short as possible
Was with a girl 6 months ago - she broke it up because she chasing other guy and still is - we still friends but cant get her out of my head. What do? She doesnt know I still want her

#184919 to #184813 - cshp
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(05/21/2015) [-]
Drop that bitch, she doesn't matter a tenth of what you feel she does. You'll find someone who doesn't waste your time or is better to waste your time on
#184832 to #184813 - fukkentyranitar
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(05/20/2015) [-]
Look around for someone who actually wants you?
#184844 to #184832 - mrvalane
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(05/20/2015) [-]
Tried that. It did not end well.
#184845 to #184844 - fukkentyranitar
Reply +1
(05/20/2015) [-]
Beat the meat for a while and see how that works out.
#184847 to #184845 - mrvalane
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(05/20/2015) [-]
Well it has gotten me this far...
Thanks for the replies
#184848 to #184847 - fukkentyranitar
Reply 0
(05/20/2015) [-]
no problem.
#184830 to #184813 - nonbenderinlife
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(05/20/2015) [-]
Cut off any contact with her and forget her. If she broke up with you to chase another guy she is not worth your time
#184846 to #184830 - mrvalane
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(05/20/2015) [-]
At the time she thought we could make it work but then the guy tells her whilst we're still together that he has feelings for her that suddenly disappeared when she did break up with me. So yeah shes kind of in the same boat im in.
#184859 to #184846 - nonbenderinlife
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(05/20/2015) [-]
But she still gave you up for that idiot, she is not worth your time mate.
#184815 to #184813 - thenextprodigy
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(05/19/2015) [-]
kill yourself.
#184843 to #184815 - mrvalane
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(05/20/2015) [-]
Y-you too
#184812 - anon
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(05/19/2015) [-]
How to last longer at sex?
#184920 to #184812 - cshp
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(05/21/2015) [-]
This is pretty disgusting, but wear socks
#184876 to #184812 - owllynator
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(05/20/2015) [-]
wank
#184821 to #184812 - anon
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(05/20/2015) [-]
If you honestly can't last that long, just work on her first. Get her close by foreplay and then switch. It will seem longer and it won't just be about you. I've also just learned to relax and think of it like a massage more than having sex, that I'm more into sex because it feels good and to not just rush into an orgasm.
But it also depends on who's doing the more work. I found that if she's riding me, I tend to cum slower because as I've said, it's like a massage. But if I'm the one on top, I feel more justified in cumming first because I'm the one putting more of an effort in.
#184797 - mondamini
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(05/19/2015) [-]
I've been with my current gf for 7 months and never once has she came. Halp
#184877 to #184797 - owllynator
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(05/20/2015) [-]
first this www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwnrWzgUP2w then rub her clit softly slowly, and progressivley faster for about 15 minutes
#184836 to #184797 - CallMeCrisco
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#184819 to #184797 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(05/20/2015) [-]
you gotta tell us her address if you want us to come over to help
#184799 to #184797 - nonbenderinlife
Reply 0
(05/19/2015) [-]
Did you do the sex and if yes did you do foreplay?
#184800 to #184799 - mondamini
Reply 0
(05/19/2015) [-]
We have done the sex and I once fingered her for 30 mins to no avail other than shudders
#184878 to #184800 - owllynator
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(05/20/2015) [-]
fingering wont make her orgasm
#184802 to #184800 - nonbenderinlife
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(05/19/2015) [-]
Maybe she is trying to hide it, is her breath going faster and faster or does it stay the same?
#184803 to #184802 - mondamini
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(05/19/2015) [-]
Just heavier. One odd thing about her is that she tells me that she has only masturbated one or two times, and doesn't know what an orgasm feels like.
#184824 to #184803 - hoponthefeelstrain
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(05/20/2015) [-]
foreplay more often and touch the clit, even during sex. Many women can't orgasm simply from penetration. The clit has more nerves than the dick and is much smaller than the dick, that's how sensitive it is. Seriously just touch it more.
#184804 to #184803 - nonbenderinlife
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(05/19/2015) [-]
She could be an asexual though I definitely doubt that. Dont worry, you're doing everything right just keep doing what you're doing and she will get the hang of it and enjoy herself. Good luck
#184790 - anon
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(05/19/2015) [-]
i need advice about something that i know might just seem that i'm lazy . So in the past two years I really lost motivation to study or do anything productive with my life and it's really affecting my grades since (before that , I used to study not a lot , but enough and always got A+ s ) , even though I study what I love . How can I restore motivation so that i could spend hours again studying ?
Any advice appreciated
#184793 to #184790 - nonbenderinlife
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(05/19/2015) [-]
I had the same thing happen to me when I got my first laptop. Just get rid of anything that keeps you off your work and study. Also, just picture yourself in the future if you keep ignoring your studies and someone please post the video of the japanese guy at the beach saying motivational stuff.
#184788 - gabemczombie
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(05/19/2015) [-]
I miss Advicedude
#185718 to #184788 - advicedude
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(05/27/2015) [-]
Yeah I appologize.. been caught up in life and Dark Souls II :,-(
#185727 to #185718 - gabemczombie
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(05/27/2015) [-]
Don't worry, bro. You'll always be advicing us, in our hearts.
#184783 - Ryu
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(05/19/2015) [-]
Going to meet a girl i'm 19 she's 15, i'm from UK so age of consent is 16. She's a virgin and really wants it and I want to meet her on a no sex basis, should I still go?
#184879 to #184783 - owllynator
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(05/20/2015) [-]
dont do it you creep
#184880 to #184879 - Ryu
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(05/20/2015) [-]
I just want to meet her as a friend but she really wants to do it lol
#184784 to #184783 - gabemczombie
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(05/19/2015) [-]
Keep it real, keep it legal. So long as you're not breaking any of your own principles nor any laws, yes. You should go.
#184786 to #184784 - Ryu
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(05/19/2015) [-]
She said she'd get naked on all 4s and beg for it, I mean that's why I'm worried lol dunno if I could control myself in that environment. And then I would be breaking laws
#184838 to #184786 - titsmccracken
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(05/20/2015) [-]
Dude, that sounds like a bad idea. If she's already shown interest in sex like that I recommend not allowing yourself to be alone with her.
#184826 to #184786 - hoponthefeelstrain
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(05/20/2015) [-]
that age gap is slightly creepy. Like yeah it's only 4 years but a 15 yr old can't drive, drink or work, and is just in her 1st/2nd year of high school, thats weird.
#184787 to #184786 - gabemczombie
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(05/19/2015) [-]
If you're closing in on that situation, then go. Leave. Tell her how you feel and if she doesn't understand then she's not worth it. I know that's a cliche, but it's the truth.
#184781 - askafj
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(05/19/2015) [-]
If anyone knows what this song is called, I'd really appreciate it if you could tell me.

https://youtube.com/devicesupport

thanks
#184805 to #184781 - hetmartino
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(05/19/2015) [-]
https://youtube.com/devicesupport
#184858 to #184805 - askafj
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(05/20/2015) [-]
Hey thanks a lot man!
#184780 - anon
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(05/19/2015) [-]
I was going to ask in the Items board, but that was closed so here goes...
I apparently got a "7 days of colored text" item. Will it expire after seven days even if I don't activate it? Can I save it as long as I want?
#184820 to #184780 - theguyishere
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(05/20/2015) [-]
Ive had 90 days of coloured text for like a year. Its good as long as you leave it. The 7 days kick in only once you use it
#184851 to #184820 - anon
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(05/20/2015) [-]
Thanks!
#184776 - anon
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(05/19/2015) [-]
Warning, medical question
This cyst/lump appeared on the top of my left testicle that gets bigger when the skin gets stretched a.k.a when i raise my dick upwards. My skin down there is prone to pimples/abscesses due to a couple of surgeries I had (bladder coccyx) and Im used to getting them in unusual places every now and then. However I am worried because it got bigger in a day. It doesnt hurt unless I pinch it and from what I found online I can only relate the symptoms to epididymitis or spermatocele which means it will go away in a couple of days. I've had a dermatologist appointment 2-3 weeks ago and he told me that he couldnt do anything and didnt want to hook me up on antibiotics again. Im worried about it and Ive applied antibiotic creme on it as well as cold packs over the last 2 days. Does anyone else have any experience on this? If so please tell me how you got past it. Thanks in advance
#184811 to #184776 - notred
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(05/19/2015) [-]
My dad worked on a 15 year old with a cyst on his ball sack due to a shaving incident. He waited hoping it would get better eventually going to the doctor about it.

Kid lost his testicle. I'd go. Even if it's just a slight worry cause something like that can go very wrong, very fast.
#184789 to #184776 - anon
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(05/19/2015) [-]
Im getting checked on friday after reading some disturbing things online regarding testicular cancer for anyone interested
#184773 - larsfillmore
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(05/19/2015) [-]
I kinda like this girl at work and i think she might like me too or at least be a little interested
I always catch her doing little glaces at me and yesterday we were teasing each other and she had this smile on her the whole time. Then she volutairily left her section yo come work in mine and she jumped at every opportunity to work with me. What to you think?
#184833 to #184773 - fukkentyranitar
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(05/20/2015) [-]
I will shit myself in anger if you don't initiate.
#187708 to #184833 - larsfillmore
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(06/10/2015) [-]
So.... I talk to her alot
#184774 to #184773 - sugoi ONLINE
Reply +3
(05/19/2015) [-]
She wants the D.
#184775 to #184774 - larsfillmore
Reply +1
(05/19/2015) [-]
How give
#184791 to #184775 - plantain ONLINE
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(05/19/2015) [-]
Ask her out, faggot.
#184798 to #184791 - larsfillmore
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(05/19/2015) [-]
How
#184801 to #184798 - plantain ONLINE
Reply +3
(05/19/2015) [-]
Do you know what her interests are? Art? Music? History? Nature?

For example, if she likes art, say, "Hey, did you hear about the new Rembrandt exhibit at the National Gallery? Want to come see it with me?". Not only will be doing something that interests her, you'll be making yourself seem sensitive and cultured. Also, you'll be able to talk uninterrupted and get to know each other better than if you went to see a movie or go to a restaurant.
#184806 to #184801 - larsfillmore
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(05/19/2015) [-]
Don't really know of any. Right now its just playing around stuff. I'm thinking that if she brings up a movie she wants to see or says something she wants to do Ill ask her if she wants to go with me
#184807 to #184806 - plantain ONLINE
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(05/19/2015) [-]
NO! Don't wait around for that! Most girls are conditioned to wait for the guy to pursue them. Bring something up yourself, otherwise you'll be waiting for a while and she might lose interest.
#184822 to #184807 - larsfillmore
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(05/20/2015) [-]
Got it
#184766 - minorian
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(05/19/2015) [-]
After removing Adblock with AdwCleaner after it became infected with malware, I can't reinstall the extension. Nothing happens at all, when I press the install button on their page.

Anyone knows a solution? I haven't tried reinstalling Chrome yet.
#184768 to #184766 - theflyingbiscuit
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(05/19/2015) [-]
Scan your computer with malwarebytes. Seriously you probably got the virus from using what ever the fuck adwcleaner is. Who the hell can't remove an extension from their browser by themselves?
#184770 to #184768 - minorian
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(05/19/2015) [-]
>not knowing AdwCleaner
Dude, AdwCleaner is authentic. It is one of the most well-known programs for malware cleaning out there.

Removing an extension is basic, but I had no idea that Adblock was even infected until I was asked by AdwCleaner if I wanted to remove it after a scan because I had a browser hijacker. I haven't even heard about malware that infects Adblock before I got it myself.

Adblock is gone, and I have even manually removed any extension I have both through Chrome and in explorer.exe, but now it wont install again
#184771 to #184770 - theflyingbiscuit
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(05/19/2015) [-]
>not using commonsense2015.exe
Seriously it's probably your fault you got malware since generally now it's kind of hard to get it just by going to some website.
#184772 to #184771 - minorian
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(05/19/2015) [-]
Jesus, you are some special kind of f00king cunt, aren't you? Yes, it was probably my fault, and so what? Is that what you do with your freetime? Go around bashing people for pressing "next" too fast on shifty install wizards?
#184762 - anon
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(05/19/2015) [-]
The happiest situation in my life is the meeting with my beloved man who is the best all over the world!) We met in one cool site kovla.com/datings/us/abel/ where everyone can find ‘real love’ and be happy!) The most important is the wish and self-confidence!) I was alone for a long time, but when I found my ‘fate’, I understood that ‘love’ is a beautiful feeling which gives the wings to us!) I want to wish to everybody the happiness and prosperity!) I think that every of us must choose own way in this life: for one it’s career, money and material wellbeing; for others it’s family, children and relations between each other! Generally speaking, I can say that any relations as friendly so love, must be created on the mutual understanding and respect! Good luck everybody in the ‘search’ of sincere feelings and life enjoyment!)
#184763 to #184762 - youngneil
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(05/19/2015) [-]
!)
#184761 - dookaargetman
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(05/19/2015) [-]
If anyone has some advice as to successfully astral project, that'd be great.
I've tried a few times, but I'm impatient and give up somewhat easily.
#184795 to #184761 - puapet
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(05/19/2015) [-]
"you show me that it works and how it works, and when I've recovered from the shock I'll take a compass and carve 'fancy that' into the side of my cock"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhGuXCuDb1U

#184760 - ArkAngel
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(05/19/2015) [-]
Last year of school, average job with okay pay for what I do, won't really lead anywhere, no idea what to do after school, like ZERO ideas, the things I enjoy I can't really make a living out of, and the things I am good at, I don't want to do, I kind of want to go to University (College) but thats all I really have. I want a job that gives me reasonable freedom, and they pay is average/above and is just really enjoyable/not stressful...Halp me, what do.
#184757 - tsoper
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(05/19/2015) [-]
Does anyone know where i can buy roofies? Thanks in advance, i have a really strong need for them.
#184921 to #184757 - cshp
Reply 0
(05/21/2015) [-]
W...what do you need roofies for?
#184769 to #184757 - theflyingbiscuit
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(05/19/2015) [-]
fuckin creepy dude.
#184767 to #184757 - minorian
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(05/19/2015) [-]
I don't think roofies (Rohypnol) exists anymore, but if you just mean shit that knock you out, then flunitrazepam is what basically goes for "roofies" nowadays. You can buy it easy online as far as I know You need to login to view this link

I don't really know why people buy them from a pusher. They always do in movies and series at least.
#184779 to #184767 - tsoper
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(05/19/2015) [-]
Wait... isnt flunitrazepam just another name for rophynol?

anyways, you know where i can buy them?
#184782 to #184779 - minorian
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(05/19/2015) [-]
As I have understood it, Rohypnol was the brand name for the first commercial sale of flunitrazepam, so it's kinda like coke and cola.

My previous link got filtered as spam, lol. I have no idea if this is legit, but it seems so
http:// buybulkmeds .com/index.php?route=product/product&product_id=198
#184827 to #184782 - hoponthefeelstrain
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(05/20/2015) [-]
did you just help someone buy a date rape drug?
#184852 to #184827 - minorian
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(05/20/2015) [-]
It's used mainly as a recreational drug. More so than for it's medical use actually
#184778 to #184767 - tsoper
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(05/19/2015) [-]
Thanks man. Much appreciated.
#184759 to #184757 - youngneil
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(05/19/2015) [-]
Chances are your local drug dealer has them.
#184751 - thedudeistheman
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(05/19/2015) [-]
If I'm applying for a job, do I need a cover letter? I'm applying to a movie theater, so I'm not sure if it would be appropriate. I've looked at different websites that all recommend a cover letter, but in the examples the position being applied for is something like a management position.
#184756 to #184751 - notred
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(05/19/2015) [-]
Cover letters separate you from the regular people. It's good to stand out.
#184808 to #184756 - thedudeistheman
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(05/19/2015) [-]
Follow up question: It's an online application. Should the cover letter be part of the same document as the resume, or should I wait and see if there's a separate section to upload a cover letter?
#184809 to #184808 - notred
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(05/19/2015) [-]
Same part as the resume.
#184810 to #184809 - thedudeistheman
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(05/19/2015) [-]
Okay, thanks.
#184765 to #184756 - thedudeistheman
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(05/19/2015) [-]
All right, thank you.
#184747 - altosax
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(05/19/2015) [-]
I think breaking up with someone is the hardest task for me.

I Just started dating someone over the last month or so. Went on two dates and talked a bunch on facebook in between. From the start things just didn't feel alive. I feel like I can't always tell that I am on autodrive and just telling people what they want to hear. She got attached so fast and now I want to end this relationship. I find that hard because I don't want to hurt her feelings. It has thrown a wrench in the gears of my productivity. I am so terrible at breaking up and I don't really know where to go.

So I'm sorry if this is taking up time and space on the board. I just have trouble facing it alone.
#184750 to #184747 - hirollin
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(05/19/2015) [-]
I know that feel.
End it quickly, no one likes it when the person they are casually dating becomes super attatched. It's a lesson she's gonna have to learn. It sucks, but gotta do it.
#184752 to #184750 - altosax
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(05/19/2015) [-]
Alright. Deed is done. And everything went way better than I expected.
#184745 - anon
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(05/19/2015) [-]
I've been feeling a strange, almost headache-like sensation in the back of my neck, behind my ear. I don't know what it it and it's been happening all weekend. I've been taking motrin and drinking water to try and help but so far it hasn't. Anyone else have this problem and can shed some light on what it is?