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User avatar #134961 - dotheherpaderp (05/23/2014) [-]
Leaving for Melbourne, Australia soon. Kind of excited, actually.

Anything I should know about living there? Places to go, things to do, things to NOT do, places to meet nice gamers and hang out, etc?
User avatar #135007 to #134961 - burdensomebucket (05/24/2014) [-]
Ausfag here.
I never lived in Melbourne, but I can tell you that everyone I know whos been there loves it.
Your going to have a good time
User avatar #135035 to #135007 - dotheherpaderp (05/24/2014) [-]
Looking forward to it! I'm only staying a year, so getting a car won't be necessary, but are there other ways to get around besides cabs?
User avatar #135121 to #135035 - burdensomebucket (05/25/2014) [-]
You can try buses if your a pleb.
User avatar #134971 to #134961 - makotoitou ONLINE (05/24/2014) [-]
fuck kangaroos
User avatar #135036 to #134971 - dotheherpaderp (05/24/2014) [-]
Top of my to-do list.
User avatar #134960 - nigalthornberry (05/23/2014) [-]
I feel like shit but don't know why
User avatar #134962 to #134960 - kvimik (05/23/2014) [-]
Maybe your diet as been rubbish. Or maybe you have gotten to little sunlight?
User avatar #134965 to #134962 - nigalthornberry (05/23/2014) [-]
Eating the usual food and I spend a good amount of time outaide
#134948 - drangowings (05/23/2014) [-]
guys.. Here's what I need help with.
Im about to leave soon for university, and ive just started making proper friends. I like someone, who doesnt like me back and every time i see him it feels like a punch in the stomach with butterflies. Ive patched up old mistakes and tried to make friends but im going.. how do I do all of this again?
User avatar #134950 to #134948 - makotoitou ONLINE (05/23/2014) [-]
mom's spaghetti
#134958 to #134950 - drangowings (05/23/2014) [-]
he's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bomsb, but he keeps on forgetting
User avatar #134947 - goobyman (05/23/2014) [-]
I know you guys are not fucking doctors, but here goes....
My collarbone fits quite nicely into the Sternum, as it should. when i do pushups, however, it pops out. not all the way, but you can hear it pop back in after every pushup. what is happening here?
User avatar #134975 to #134947 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (05/24/2014) [-]
I've heard about this before but I don't know what to tell you lmao
User avatar #134959 to #134947 - CaptainSarcastic (05/23/2014) [-]
Dont do push ups, do other upper-body exercises to strengthen the muscle around the collar bone, so it can better hold it in place.
User avatar #134951 to #134947 - makotoitou ONLINE (05/23/2014) [-]
don't work out then
User avatar #134952 to #134951 - goobyman (05/23/2014) [-]
BULLSHIT
User avatar #134954 to #134952 - makotoitou ONLINE (05/23/2014) [-]
nah
User avatar #134946 - whatdafuq ONLINE (05/23/2014) [-]
So I have 50€ for games - I don't want the newest games or stuff, but some good ones to be served for the next 3-4 Months! So please give me some good cheap games with a reason why I should buy it! (The more games I can buy the better of course) Thanks in advance!
User avatar #134953 to #134946 - makotoitou ONLINE (05/23/2014) [-]
nig wat? you said you don't want shit but now you do
User avatar #134938 - KevinPutt (05/23/2014) [-]
Is there a way to set FJ to automatically show replies instead of having to click the plus icon?
User avatar #134943 to #134938 - derpityhurr (05/23/2014) [-]
You must have comments set on Highest Rated, if you put it on Newest itll do that automatically
User avatar #134944 to #134943 - KevinPutt (05/23/2014) [-]
shit, there's no way to combine them? I want to see top rated and the replies. thanks though, ill just set it to newest
User avatar #134945 to #134944 - derpityhurr (05/23/2014) [-]
I think the Best setting does so actually
User avatar #135101 to #134945 - KevinPutt (05/24/2014) [-]
damn now i feel stupid. Thank you!
User avatar #134937 - thunderplop (05/23/2014) [-]
I really need help guys, me and my gf have been dating for about 7 months now, we have had some arguments (including one that led up to this issue) and now her mom hates me because one argument caused the school to contact our parents and let them know about it... they over emphasized everything and told my gf's mom that i abuse her.. which is not what happened. (we had a huge yelling argument about stupid shit and security took us down to the office and parents called, i'm in 10th grade and she is in 12th) her mom doesn't believe me or my gf about anything and her mom calls me annoying, childish, and talks a lot of shit about me. i'm not planning to break-up with gf and i know she isn't going to break up with me. her mom has been hating me since 2 months ago and i do not know what to do, nothing has worked... i need advice on how to make her not hate me, she is beginning to take away everything from my gf... wi-fi, her phone, computer, and even took away her ability to go out with her friends because she thinks im going to be there.
#134980 to #134937 - saltybanana ONLINE (05/24/2014) [-]
back in this bitch for the third strike!

FUCK HER MOMMA!! you aint trying to impress that bitch, you guys are too young, well especially you. to be getting along with each parents not like you guys are getting married

if you do want to get on her good side, just be helpful and be nice, that its man. always come to her house with well respected manners, show her youre a gentleman
User avatar #134955 to #134937 - makotoitou ONLINE (05/23/2014) [-]
do what romeo and juliet did, kill yourself
#134942 to #134937 - drangowings (05/23/2014) [-]
Im not the best for advice but a few suggestions possibly
1. Pretend you break up. Date in secret or rather just dont largely announce it, she might get off of her daughter's back
2. Sit down with her and speak to her. ask your girlfriend to back it up or ask her (your gf) to initiate the talk. Plainly state you wouldnt abuse her
3. maybe try to show her that you arent a childish person. That's probably the hardest and I wouldnt know how, but it might be the best long term.

Good luck!
User avatar #134941 to #134937 - thatnigger (05/23/2014) [-]
Don't know if it's good advice, but I'd first talk to her and make sure she doesn't want to break up and forgives you for everything or at least is willing to forgive you. Then I'd talk to my own parents to get them to understand the situation and then get them to talk to her mum as parents talking to each other would probably accomplish more. Either that or your parents could guilt her mum into accepting things if both of you want to be together.
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User avatar #134963 to #134928 - princessren (05/23/2014) [-]
you could be a body builder?
User avatar #135009 to #134963 - revengeforfreeze (05/24/2014) [-]
Actually I don't remember putting that there , nevermind that part
User avatar #135008 to #134963 - revengeforfreeze (05/24/2014) [-]
Was that a suggestion question or a questioning question?
User avatar #134956 to #134928 - makotoitou ONLINE (05/23/2014) [-]
yolo
#134851 - dehumanizer (05/23/2014) [-]
Ok guys i really need help, how do i know if a girl really likes me in a non-friendzone way?
#135012 to #134851 - minutes (05/24/2014) [-]
Replying here cause comment string too long.

It does count as asking out if you actually spent some time, if it's just 5 minutes then not. But it really doesn't matter as ling as you tell her.
#135013 to #135012 - dehumanizer (05/24/2014) [-]
Well duh, five minutes aint worth shit.

Why doesent it matter? Am i supposed to tell her i like her? I think she already knows.
#135020 to #135013 - minutes (05/24/2014) [-]
We spoke about this. Yes you are supposed to tell her.
#135021 to #135020 - dehumanizer (05/24/2014) [-]
...what happens then?
#135022 to #135021 - minutes (05/24/2014) [-]
Find it out man. I can't tell you, only she can.
#135023 to #135022 - dehumanizer (05/24/2014) [-]
well i might try but im still woried about her liking other guys more
#135024 to #135023 - minutes (05/24/2014) [-]
Can't say more then i already have, you will find out. Best of luck. Would really like to hear what happened, keep me informed.
#135025 to #135024 - dehumanizer (05/24/2014) [-]
Cant tell you weather i'll do it or not but dont worry, whatever happens i'll come to brag about it here next week.

>tfw no gf ;_;
#134973 to #134851 - anonymous (05/24/2014) [-]
Holy fucking shit. Stop coming here if all you're going to do is using those stupid fucking pictures and come up with bullshit things that go against every single persons advice. You're gaining nothing and you're frustrating others.
#134989 to #134973 - dehumanizer (05/24/2014) [-]
But this site is all about funny pictures, remember?   
   
Also im not telling her yet because i dont think she likes me enough and there'll probably be better chance in the future.
But this site is all about funny pictures, remember?

Also im not telling her yet because i dont think she likes me enough and there'll probably be better chance in the future.
User avatar #134957 to #134851 - makotoitou ONLINE (05/23/2014) [-]
you ask her if she want dick in da pussy
User avatar #134934 to #134851 - revengeforfreeze (05/23/2014) [-]
you'd probably know
twirling her hair around you
pushing her friend or her friend pushing her or she looks at her friend while you're around or something
then speaking in a louder voice and smiling at you. those are the signs you need to look out after.
#134936 to #134934 - dehumanizer (05/23/2014) [-]
hmm I dont know, sometimes she does it sometimes not, its a real mystery
User avatar #134889 to #134851 - solareyes (05/23/2014) [-]
Say we need to talk, and ask her. Chances are that she might be waiting for you to say something but she won't because she could be reading into the situation wrong. Happened with me and my first boyfriend, we were friends for 2 years when he finally asked me out. When we actually talked about it, we discovered that we crushed on each other for a good year. So seriously, talk!!
#134893 to #134889 - dehumanizer (05/23/2014) [-]
eh... we were supposed to go to the food store but she ended up dragging me around town with her because she wanted to buy new shoes for two hours, does that count?
User avatar #134907 to #134893 - solareyes (05/23/2014) [-]
Only counts if you asked her about how she felt about you
#134909 to #134907 - dehumanizer (05/23/2014) [-]
eh maybe i should do that yeah, sadly i heard her talking about liking some guy earlier today an soon the semister will end so i wont see her for a few months...
User avatar #134912 to #134909 - solareyes (05/23/2014) [-]
Could be that she's trying to get a reaction out of you. I did that to plenty of guys I was interested in to see how they'd react. And if ya really want her, definitely try to hang out over the summer!!
#134914 to #134912 - dehumanizer (05/23/2014) [-]
well when we eventualy arrived to the food store there was some icecream game/promotion she got really excited from, so i bought two ice creams (the requierment for the promotion), played some shitty game and wont a frizbie (you know those throwing discs), gave it to her and also one of the ice creams. She seemed generaly happy about it and then braged about it infront of some mutural friends.

Nah we both live in diffrent towns far away and the university is in a third town. (we're dorm mates and we're in the same student group)

did you ever talk about liking other guys just to provoke a reaction from the guy you wanted?
User avatar #134917 to #134914 - solareyes (05/23/2014) [-]
That could be a friend thing, I know when a friend did something like that for me I'd brag about it too.

I feel like y'all might drift apart or something if you're not dorm mates next semester then.

Most definitely, or if I thought a guy liked me, it was a great tester to confirm or deny his feelings. Despite them being able to hide it, the way they act afterwards is key. Or she might just have friendzoned you and wanted guy advice or something cuz you're that friend to her. I dunno. I know about girls just as much as guys do, and I am a freaking girl!
#134919 to #134917 - dehumanizer (05/23/2014) [-]
hmm after she told the story, one of my friends jokingly asked her why she wouldnt marry me to which she replied that she didnt say she wasnt gonna do it...

well we're not really dorm mates but we live in the same building... we'll still probaly be in the same student group so im pritty sure i'll see her again next year

hmm well i was visably shaken by it even tho i didnt say anything (well after we passed by him i asked her if the "pink queer" was the guy she liked, to witch she said i shouldnt call him like that n shit) anyways i became quieter and colder and she did notice and asked what was the matter, i just looked at her coldly then said "it doesent matter" and gazed into the distance in scilance,cutting her down with one word awnsers and giving her strange looks, d-did I screw up?
User avatar #134922 to #134919 - solareyes (05/23/2014) [-]
Honestly I'd say she's not worth it but that's just me...

That might have been an over the top reaction :|
#134923 to #134922 - dehumanizer (05/23/2014) [-]
why not, she's a really sweet girl

yeah i tend to be pritty emotional like that, but i just wanted her to know without having to say it directly
User avatar #134925 to #134923 - solareyes (05/23/2014) [-]
well, what else do you like her for? think of it this way: can you see yourself marrying her, can you see the relationship going well, how much do you value her friendship, etc?

Her saying she wouldn't want to marry you could be a warning sign as well. Actually, that's a HUGE red flag right there. Seriously, people don't get into relationships if they don't think it's going to go anywhere, and if she says no about the idea of marrying you...you're screwed.

Because things could end up going badly if y'all break up and you'll lose your friendship for good. Being friends after breaking up really doesn't work.
#134926 to #134925 - dehumanizer (05/23/2014) [-]
yeah well she's very pritty,well dressed, mannared, friendly (she was the one who approached me when we met, i would have just continued walking to my class not giving a fuck) and she's so darn cute when she gets confused/wierded out by the things i do, at lectures, from about a hundred people i contact more than a simple ("hi").

well she didnt really say she wouldnt want to marry me, infact our mutural friend asked her why doesent she take me as a husband (as a joke ofcourse) and listed some of my qualities, to which she replied "I didnt say I didnt want to" smiled and looked out of the window
User avatar #134929 to #134926 - solareyes (05/23/2014) [-]
Well the best I can say is that your answer will always be a no if you never ask. Just ask her, you'll feel so much better later
#134930 to #134929 - dehumanizer (05/23/2014) [-]
but how do i do that?
User avatar #134931 to #134930 - solareyes (05/23/2014) [-]
"Hey ____ I have a question. Can we go on a date together (insert a time and activity here)?"

It's not rocket science. You don't need a special occasion to ask, just do it.
#134932 to #134931 - dehumanizer (05/23/2014) [-]
>lol its so easy just do it
User avatar #134933 to #134932 - solareyes (05/23/2014) [-]
What's the worst that can happen? She says no? God forbid that happens. She stops being a friend and things are just awkward? Then she was never worth your time in the first place.
#134935 to #134933 - dehumanizer (05/23/2014) [-]
as i said in my other posts i think i'll get a better chance next year (if she's still single) and i really like her so i dont wanna blow it up now
#134927 to #134926 - dehumanizer (05/23/2014) [-]
i ment to say that at lectures shes the only one i contact more than a simple hi
#134882 to #134851 - saltybanana ONLINE (05/23/2014) [-]
guess whos back, with a fat dick in yo mouth!!   
   
duuuude, like OMG she totally like you eh heheheheh it so simple you probably missed it  welcome to my guide of   
 "she likes yah, and she waaants yah"   
its simple if you focus and pay attention well.   
ONE!!!!!   
-girls tend to be quite nervous around you, especially if you two are by yourself.   
she'll blush alot and basically shy away. just imagine yourself in her shoes if you liked her, how would you feel, same as her.    
TWO!!!   
-dont be scared to flirt! now when i mean flirt i dont mean like "ayeee girl see this dick BAMM! look at that, look at it, bitch bout like 8 inche. yeeeah i know you want this'  imean like romantically first base flirt. like be cheesy with your words. and if she kinda get  disturbed by it den your ass is friendzoned    
THREE!!!   
-she would always mention on how to be taken out or mentions stuff like i wanna hangout or we should do stuff soon now this is the tricky one, cause you dont know if she wants to kick it as in friends or gf bf type of way!  best way she wants the gf bf way is she wants to do stuff as in get dinner, get ice cream, go to the park, movies, and if your lucky go to her house and "cook"   
   
i hope this works out ese. dont be shy dawg pull up dem big boi pants. grab them big ass balls, show her what youre working with!!!
guess whos back, with a fat dick in yo mouth!!

duuuude, like OMG she totally like you eh heheheheh it so simple you probably missed it welcome to my guide of
"she likes yah, and she waaants yah"
its simple if you focus and pay attention well.
ONE!!!!!
-girls tend to be quite nervous around you, especially if you two are by yourself.
she'll blush alot and basically shy away. just imagine yourself in her shoes if you liked her, how would you feel, same as her.
TWO!!!
-dont be scared to flirt! now when i mean flirt i dont mean like "ayeee girl see this dick BAMM! look at that, look at it, bitch bout like 8 inche. yeeeah i know you want this' imean like romantically first base flirt. like be cheesy with your words. and if she kinda get disturbed by it den your ass is friendzoned
THREE!!!
-she would always mention on how to be taken out or mentions stuff like i wanna hangout or we should do stuff soon now this is the tricky one, cause you dont know if she wants to kick it as in friends or gf bf type of way! best way she wants the gf bf way is she wants to do stuff as in get dinner, get ice cream, go to the park, movies, and if your lucky go to her house and "cook"

i hope this works out ese. dont be shy dawg pull up dem big boi pants. grab them big ass balls, show her what youre working with!!!
#134884 to #134882 - dehumanizer (05/23/2014) [-]
you know she actualy did some of these things but im still uncertain, read some of my other posts to get better knwolage of my situation
#134885 to #134884 - saltybanana ONLINE (05/23/2014) [-]
whos got time for that? jk ill try looking into that, probably give you some better advice
#134870 to #134851 - minutes (05/23/2014) [-]
Why are you even asking for advice? I and serveral other advice-fags gave you enough already, you just ignored all of it. I told you to ask her out, you still haven't. I told you to stop overanalyzing and overthinking everything, you haven't. You're just wasting everyones time, including yours. Just get it over with and you will know where you stand.
#134871 to #134870 - dehumanizer (05/23/2014) [-]
err didnt you read about my "date" in #134857
#134873 to #134871 - minutes (05/23/2014) [-]
That's a right step but it sounds more like it happened randomly. Dude what the hell are you even waiting for, you have everything you need to make the next step. Next time you see her, you can tell her something along the lines of "Hey i really liked us hanging out, wanna do it again?" (not word for word as my english sucks but you get the message)

#134875 to #134873 - dehumanizer (05/23/2014) [-]
well the "date" happened yesterday and we hanged out for a bit today (she was randomly waiting outside in the hallway where i had my english class) but im afraid im entering beta-orbiting territory and as i said there is no time, we have to go to lectures,excersizes, do class asigments and write many many protocols. Then start the exams...

I... I just wanna leave a good imporession but im too terrified of falling in the friendzone or pushing her off beeing to direct.
#134876 to #134875 - minutes (05/23/2014) [-]
Why are you telling this everyone but her? Just tell her and you will know.
#134877 to #134876 - dehumanizer (05/23/2014) [-]
because i dont want to sabotage myself now because i know i might have a better chance in the future...

well i could try to do say something like that to her next week... but did you read about my post where she told me she liked some other guy?
#134878 to #134877 - minutes (05/23/2014) [-]
For the last time, waiting is not an option. She is obviously looking for a boyfriend, if you don't act now she will find someone else.

She told you that she liked that guy, so what? They aren't together, maybe she only told you that cause she wanted to make you jealous. Even if she actually likes him, it makes no difference. She obviously likes you as well, maybe she can't decide. Don't let her decide, make a move and force the decision. This is not sabotaging yourself, it's making progress.

I am telling you, act now or end up even more depressed.
#134880 to #134878 - dehumanizer (05/23/2014) [-]
BUT THERES NO TIME ANON, WE ONLY HANGED OUT FOR A BIT AND SHE'LL THINK IM STRANGE!!!

even if something happens then what are we going to do when we arent seeing eachother for the whole summer!?
#134881 to #134880 - minutes (05/23/2014) [-]
Are you ever listening? She is obviously looking for a boyfriend. You said she is being touchy with a lot of guys, tells you she likes guy X and i bet she is flirting around a lot. I know girls like her, they want a bf just like you want a gf, they can't be completely happy without one. Considering these are the summer holidays and she is a girl ACTIVELY looking for a bf, she will find one. If you don't tell her she will come back taken.

If you do tell her you will at least have a chance. If she feels the same or similar, you can still make it work. You know what skype is? Or a cellphone? There are ways to make communication work.

You're completely right, you're running out of time.

Obviously I can't tell you if she would think of it as weird or what not, but i am pretty sure she doesn't. Anyways, isn't this a good timing for you anyways? If you get rejected now you don't have to see her for the next month. Being rejected only is akward for the first few weeks, you're basically able to jump that, a get-out-of-jail card. You have nothing to lose and everything to gain.
#134883 to #134881 - dehumanizer (05/23/2014) [-]
but she's never touchy with me and treats me like a some sort of female friend, like some subhuman beta robot orbiter, oh bloody hell kill me

so what about communication she'll probably still cheat on me while shes there and im here, cant do jack shit about it

im going to be seeing her again next year so i do have lots to lose yeah, rejection will probably throw me into another alcoholic episode of self hate and it would be imposible to win her in the future
#134891 to #134883 - minutes (05/23/2014) [-]
>but
>but
Oh bloody hell can you finally STOP thinking??!

Your first paragraph is completely useless, only doubts cause of your low self confidence and overthinking. The point is exactly that, you want to clarify this, you don't know if she likes you or not, that's why you have to tell her, simple as that.

The assumption that she would cheat on you is the same. You are thinking too much about the possible negative outcome. She won't, simple as that. Just fucking think that ok? Can you do me that one favour and do that? Thanks.

So what you see her next year? And? That's a shit lot of time to go there, it won't be that bad, just a bit akward nothing too bad. Learn to fucking take rejection. What's so bad about it?

I am done trying to help you. I honestly don't know why i am still trying, you just find excuses over and over again. You're like a child that has been told to do his homework but refuses cause of the most unbelievable reasons.

I will make it very simple for you. You want her? Yes you do. So let's go through the options.

1. You don't tell her and continue orbiting.
--> She will find someone else who actually has balls --> you will be depressed
2. You do tell her.
--> A: She like you --> you get together and have distance relationship for a while, after that you got a normal one
-->B: She rejects you --> you feel depressed BUT you still did the right thing which is making it less painfull. Also you don't have to continue to feel the way you do now.

Why would you not take the option where you at least have the chance of success?
#134895 to #134891 - dehumanizer (05/23/2014) [-]
becuase i think i'll have better chances next year and i think she likes some guys more than me
#134897 to #134895 - saltybanana ONLINE (05/23/2014) [-]
man you sound like a bitch right now.  minutes  is givibng you fucking fantastic advice bro!   
   
dont be a beta fag and friendzone yourself. go up to her man, fuck those other faggets she likes, grab that dick and lay that bitch on the table, show her what your working with hombre!!
man you sound like a bitch right now. minutes is givibng you fucking fantastic advice bro!

dont be a beta fag and friendzone yourself. go up to her man, fuck those other faggets she likes, grab that dick and lay that bitch on the table, show her what your working with hombre!!
#134899 to #134897 - dehumanizer (05/23/2014) [-]
yeah rapists always get the girl, nobody on the internet will lie to me
User avatar #134901 to #134899 - saltybanana ONLINE (05/23/2014) [-]
im beibng metaphorically dumbass. i m saying be a man, and go up to her. ask her out before its too late. she gave you a chance so why dont you take it???
#134903 to #134901 - dehumanizer (05/23/2014) [-]
but its already too late

also when exactly did she give me a chance, did i miss that part?
#134896 to #134895 - minutes (05/23/2014) [-]
Next year is too late. I have made this mistake and i don't wish for anyone else to do it, therefore you're pissing me off.

Besides, I know you won't tell her next year as well, you will find a new excuse, you will say "oh eh i have better chances later for sure" or " i have seen her with x do y therefore i have to wait more"

You don't have room to wait, you don't have another option. It's either telling her now or loosing her.
Would it help you if I said i will beat the shit out of you if you don't tell her?
#134898 to #134896 - dehumanizer (05/23/2014) [-]
but i've made the mistake of confessing my love to a girl last year when i really was out of time, got rejected and sent to hell, damn id rather be nothing than having to go trough alcoholism again

wtf do i even tell her "ey grill i know you barely know me and im wierd/crazy as fuck but i really like you wanna be my gf"?
#134902 to #134898 - minutes (05/23/2014) [-]
What do you want then huh? If you have given up already then don't ask for advice. I won't and can't tell you how to tell her, that's your part to make. I am not in this situation anymore , i don't know how to express YOUR feelings.

getting rejected > not doing anything

I have been rejected a billion times, it always hurted, sometimes more sometimes less, but it never hurt as much as not knowing what could've been.

If you choose to be a coward and stay alone, fine, it's not my life. But if I ever see you complain on here again for not having a gf, i will find out your name and show everyone you have ever seen all the stuff you have posted on here.
#134904 to #134902 - dehumanizer (05/23/2014) [-]
but i dont want to get rejected and I belive i have a chance next year, i just want to leave a good impression on her and im asking if my effords are worth it
#134908 to #134904 - minutes (05/23/2014) [-]
Are you really this stupid or do you just have a problem with reading stuff? I am not gonna repeat myself again. Do whatever you want, and in a few month when you're here again complaining, i will be here shaking my head at you in disrespect. If you don't want advice, stay on /r9k/, this is not the place for your shit. Anyways, i am leaving now.
Best of luck with her.
#134911 to #134908 - dehumanizer (05/23/2014) [-]
alright but can i ask you something barely related?

Did leaving /r9k/ help you cure your mind and be less depressed and more normalfagish? Do i have to leave it? Cant i still stay but stop taking it seriously?
#135010 to #134911 - minutes (05/24/2014) [-]
Yes it did help me, no you can't stay. Leave and never look back.
#135011 to #135010 - dehumanizer (05/24/2014) [-]
ok, asking her if she wants to go out for a walk at night,count like asking her out?
User avatar #134852 to #134851 - jayeti (05/23/2014) [-]
If she smiles or laughs on every joke you make or just smile without reason at you something might be on the case
#134853 to #134852 - dehumanizer (05/23/2014) [-]
she does but she also does it to pritty much everyone, holy shit today she said she liked some guy and i made a joke about them kissing, she got all extra happy/smiley and said something like "i want to but i dont know if he would". I died a bit inside. Is she playing some sort of mind game?
User avatar #134854 to #134853 - jayeti (05/23/2014) [-]
If she said something like that and you saw pure happiness then i have some sad news . Anyway why would you say something like this? Men see, Women think, don't make her think about some other guy. About her smiling to everyone : I know some girl who wanted to show some sympathy to another guy but he didn't notice it. She started to do this things to everyone so he wouldn't notice he is the >one<. If she is smiling to everyone in the same way try looking into her eyes. Once they fall in love their eyes melt during eye contact.
just my experience,also english bad
#134855 to #134854 - dehumanizer (05/23/2014) [-]
well i was joking ofcourse, we passed by him and then she started talking bout him to me

>inlove

lol i think we are going too far here
User avatar #134856 to #134855 - jayeti (05/23/2014) [-]
no need to worry, if she was walking with you she likes you for sure.
#134857 to #134856 - dehumanizer (05/23/2014) [-]
but as a friend or a potential boyfriend? Met her yesterday while going to the store to buy cigs and beer, made small talk, then decided we'd go to the store together, on the way we passed by some place that sold shoes, she went inside and made me come too, then idk somehow i ended up going around town for two hours with her visiting random shoe shops, on the way back when we finaly went to the food store there was some sort of icecream promotion, i bought 2 (1 for me and 1 for her), won a frizbie (you know those throwing disks) and gave it to her, she seemed happy, but idk if she wants the D or if she considers me one of her girlfriends, should i just kill myself?
#134859 to #134857 - sabertoothmoose (05/23/2014) [-]
listen mate, i know your troubles   
usually it's pretty simple knowing when someone likes you - but most times you don't excactly like the (capicshe?)   
If you have troubles knowing wether or not she likes you, then the best advice i have is to explain it to her (allthough that's probably everthing you** don't** want to do). But no worries man, if you know her, she'll understand. Just show her that you are interested, rather than being uncertain.
listen mate, i know your troubles
usually it's pretty simple knowing when someone likes you - but most times you don't excactly like the (capicshe?)
If you have troubles knowing wether or not she likes you, then the best advice i have is to explain it to her (allthough that's probably everthing you** don't** want to do). But no worries man, if you know her, she'll understand. Just show her that you are interested, rather than being uncertain.
#134861 to #134859 - dehumanizer (05/23/2014) [-]
well after making the joke about them kissing, i also made one about her sleeping in his lap to which she replied something like "Well i dont know if he'd like that, I know you would (me) but people are diffrent" ... so she knows I like her? Plus i constantly make dirty jokes with sexsual implications.
#134865 to #134861 - sabertoothmoose (05/23/2014) [-]
that sounds great man, but i really cant tell i she's into you - maybe if i knew her in person i could tell, but the case is impossible without facial expressions and body language i general.
But really, if you rrrreally try to show/tell her that you are interested, you'll know right away.
Thing is; if she knows, and you know - you could get over her, or you'll be bangin in no time. And the worst case scenarion would be that she'll feel complimented and no matter what she'll still know at the back of her head
That's kindof like the whole inception thing - sometimes it actually works, at least on me when i'm single. wasn't voluntary, a friend of her told me she was into me... and well

Any help?
#134866 to #134865 - dehumanizer (05/23/2014) [-]
I wish i bloody knew mang, i see her interacting with other guys, i see her get touchy with some of them, smiles too and well idk i cant read signs very good, when i try to touch her she usuly tries to get away or maybe thats because im beeing kind of a creep when doing it

im afraid of throwing my feels again because of how bad i got rejected
#134868 to #134866 - sabertoothmoose (05/23/2014) [-]
As i said, rejection or no rejection, you'll still feel better if you know, right? Maybe she'll feel more comfortable too. Besides everybody loves compliments.   
And if it fails you can get ready to jump right over to the next in line, right? ;)
As i said, rejection or no rejection, you'll still feel better if you know, right? Maybe she'll feel more comfortable too. Besides everybody loves compliments.
And if it fails you can get ready to jump right over to the next in line, right? ;)
#134869 to #134868 - dehumanizer (05/23/2014) [-]
but i know i'll probably see her next semester, plan to spend the whole summer getting /fit/ and less crazy so that she likes me

are compliments really good or do they just make me look like a pathetic beta orbiter, i did them alot with last girl and they didnt help at all
User avatar #134872 to #134869 - sabertoothmoose (05/23/2014) [-]
well, compliments work in small portions. like, "hey, you look good today" or the occational comment on haircuts - just use them when it feels naural, which is probably whenever there is something new about her. otherwise; if you decide to let her know, you could always let her know what you like about her - and in most cases that comes down to personality, which is neither rude or frightening. But hey, don't take what i say for granted tho.

Also getting swole is a good thing for both confidence and overall mental health less depressive thoughts so that's smart.
#134874 to #134872 - dehumanizer (05/23/2014) [-]
lets just hope she doesent get a bf or something when we are away from eachother :S
User avatar #134858 to #134857 - jayeti (05/23/2014) [-]
It looks fine for now. But try to make her remember you as someone diffrent that shoe shoping mate. It's nice but it want make you closer to da pusi
My advice: Do something with her but also with her girlfriends. During this show that you like her more than rest but don't do it too hard. A bit beta way but who cares. Alcohol will help.
#134860 to #134858 - dehumanizer (05/23/2014) [-]
Ah well we're in the same uni group and live in the same dorm building plus we share several friends. As for someone diffrent? Well im a dude with long hair... i stand out alot and people remember me.

When I go to lectures she's pritty much the only one i acknwolage beyond a simple "hello/good morning". Doesent that sound good?

As for alcohol, well i havent spend day sober for the last full week and she knows how much i drink. (although she doesent really seem repulsed by it)
User avatar #134862 to #134860 - jayeti (05/23/2014) [-]
Good, good, If she is your friend and not some stranger then go all in. Ask her out, invite her just do some stuff and tell her? If she is single and you never heard about some dudes she REALLY likes then it might be your best shot.
#134863 to #134862 - dehumanizer (05/23/2014) [-]
Alas there is no time for next week will be the final in the semester then i wont see her for 3 months. Its mostly my fault for acknolwaging her too late but i was still mentaly damaged from the last girl i tried to convert. Damn i just realised how long it will be till i see her again and i got sad... fuck...does this mean i care about her?
User avatar #134864 to #134863 - jayeti (05/23/2014) [-]
You cared about her enough to post here.
Think if you will forget her or replace in next 3 months.
If not try to make something happen or you will miss your >one<.
Who knows what she will be doing, right? at least i don't know
#134867 to #134864 - dehumanizer (05/23/2014) [-]
nah im not really gonna do anything because i dont think its possible and i dont want to increase my feels

dont think bout forgetting or replacing, i could become indiffrent again too, i get too pissed off when shes talking to other men
User avatar #134850 - ScottP (05/23/2014) [-]
What are some good exercises for losing side belly fat? I already workout 5 days a week during the afternoon and I tend to do some cardio every other day as well.

Side note: I also feel like my stomach is sometimes more bloated than it actually is. Is there a reason for this?
User avatar #134921 to #134850 - solareyes (05/23/2014) [-]
Might sound stupid, but definitely try drinking more water if you're not drinking enough already , that could be water weight. When you're not drinking enough water, your body tries to retain what it has, therefore the bloating. It's the same concept with the whole eat more when you're trying to lose weight, not less.

And like the other person said, it could be what you're eating as well. What I've been doing is making smoothies purely with just water and the fruit. I load it with kale or spinach too. They taste wonderful. If that helps any. Or cut out white pasta and white bread, those are the "bad carbs." I don't know your diet, so ignore that if you're already eating super healthy.
User avatar #134939 to #134921 - ScottP (05/23/2014) [-]
Thanks for the tips. Most of my diet consists of rice. Usually in the morning I'll eat some rice with eggs and some meat. At lunch I'll have a peanut butter and banana sandwich and usually dinner is some more rice with another meat.
User avatar #134940 to #134939 - solareyes (05/23/2014) [-]
You definitely want to stuff fruits and veggies in there then
#134879 to #134850 - hustlenow (05/23/2014) [-]
Maybe it's your diet
User avatar #134900 to #134879 - ScottP (05/23/2014) [-]
Perhaps
User avatar #134847 - nsfwcontent (05/23/2014) [-]
Well I did it, after much stress and hoping that something might change I met up with my GF and we had a heart to heart talk about what we thought was best for our relationship.
I told her what I felt and she told me that she still cares about me as a friend but doesn't love me anymore so we made a mutual agreement that the best thing to do would be to split up.

So now i'm single and I have no idea what to do with my life...
#134892 to #134847 - saltybanana ONLINE (05/23/2014) [-]
maaaaaan oh maan! she cheated on yo ass!

well ive been there done that man, it sucks feel like shit, stay home alot go on funnyjunks advice board, answer people problems to hopefully solve your chronic masturbation problem. am i right? no?

all jokes aside FUCK THAT BITCH man, you dont need her, dude your single, go out and have some fun. they're like billions of women out there that will squeeze your magic stick in oh so many good ways. cant be all depressed and crying like a sad lil bitch! shes probably having the time of her life while your sorry ass is at home scrolling thru tumblr looking at breakup shit. find something tro keep your mind off of her, find another PYT. shit maybe there is someone just dying to get your call!

TL; DR go have some fun dude, flirt with all the bitches, be a man whore, and be confident
#134848 to #134847 - minutes (05/23/2014) [-]
Being single doesn't have to be something bad. You have a lot more free time now and a lot more room for activities, no responsibiltys, a lot of time to work on yourself.

Doing stuff alone is relaxing and really good sometimes. It gives you a lot time to think and you learn new things about yourself. You can start a new hobby, join new activities like climbing or something like that.

As an expert at being alone i can say that exercise, especially cardio is an awesome way to spent your time. On the other hand it's absolutely no shame to just sit around at home and let out the sadness for a while. Just give it some time man, you will get over her.
User avatar #134839 - solareyes (05/23/2014) [-]
Sometimes I feel really uncomfortable with my body because I have a stomach. Back in 8th grade some girls had also spread some rumors that I was pregnant cuz apparently my stomach was that fucking huge. I want to try working out and the like, but at the same time I don't want to because I also kind of like my body I'm curvy in a good way, maybe a few pounds over though . Does anyone have good advice or have lost weight and have some good tips that I can hold onto to kick myself into gear?
#134894 to #134839 - saltybanana ONLINE (05/23/2014) [-]
uwww girl i bet you PYT

psssh just cause you will work out you might be nasty skinny, no.

all i can say to you is...LEGS. LEGS LEGS LEEEEEGS!!! just workout your legs. ive seen some girls at my gym, who probably had your kind of physic when they started, annnd oooh man dat ass got so phat mayne. plus when your not noticing on other body parts ex. your stomach it'll disappear.

the more you workout youll star to fall in love with your new self.
User avatar #134905 to #134894 - solareyes (05/23/2014) [-]
PYT? Like the stuff army does?
#134906 to #134905 - saltybanana ONLINE (05/23/2014) [-]
never heard of lil micheal? you know Pretty Young Thang
never heard of lil micheal? you know Pretty Young Thang
User avatar #134910 to #134906 - solareyes (05/23/2014) [-]
DAMN I was wrong lol no I have definitely not heard of it. You know how girls are on their compliments, we hear them but never really believe them, so I could be, but I wouldn't be able to tell you

And the nasty skinny part, I'm not afraid of that, but more that I'll lose what boobage I already barely have.
User avatar #134913 to #134910 - saltybanana ONLINE (05/23/2014) [-]
its a REALLY good song shoul hear it.

well sorry to say yeah youre boobs will shrink if youre a d you might go to a c avg. a c to a b avg. you get what i mean? unless your like the lucky one where you dont loose boob fat. but no matter what they will shrink. but fuck it. thru any guys perspective boobs are alright, but a big booty is waaaay better. dont boobs hurt when running and etc?
User avatar #134915 to #134913 - solareyes (05/23/2014) [-]
Ok I'll listen to it when I finally get called for an interview!

So great I'm going from barely c to a b then I like to think I've got a nice butt right now so I can't wait to make it really shape up. You're asking the wrong girl cuz exercise bras make me have absolutely no chest in the first place but you are right
User avatar #134916 to #134915 - saltybanana ONLINE (05/23/2014) [-]
doesn't hurt to shape it up some more, say me. i have a big chest. i would like to make it more define. in your case you could make it more define by doing squats reverse leg curls, and backwards lunges. look the workouts up on youtube never want that cottage cheese look on your thighs asweell. BIG turn off for some guys. yeah i dont have boobs so i dont know how that would feel lol but my sisters would always mention on lowering their breast size to run more comfortably.
User avatar #134918 to #134916 - solareyes (05/23/2014) [-]
Yeah unfortunately I've got the cottage cheese on the back portion of my legs, it's really embarrassing. Those sound perfect, I'll definitely check them out
As for boobs, put a backpack on your chest and try running around. It's really awkward.
User avatar #134920 to #134918 - saltybanana ONLINE (05/23/2014) [-]
try those workouts out, wanna replace that fat with muscle. also be carfull with fatty foods. and dontr be scared to eat some meat you need protein if you want them legs to grow
User avatar #134924 to #134920 - solareyes (05/23/2014) [-]
I def won't be scared to eat meat, I freaking love the stuff That sounds wrong. Don't take it that way. Please Thanks a bunch man!
User avatar #134988 to #134924 - coconuthat (05/24/2014) [-]
as a big chested girl, i can assure you their are ways to keep your boobs from bouncing and hurting during working out. Get a good tight and comfy bra and wear a good sports bra over it, keeps them in place and all snuggly. Also you could do pectoral workouts, they work out the muscles behind your boobs and make them more perky. As long as you don't work out the chest area too much your boobs will be fine.
User avatar #134841 to #134839 - coconuthat (05/23/2014) [-]
Well get a shirt that you would never wear because you don't like the way your stomach looks in it, put it in a place where you'll see it everyday. That can be part of your motivation. Other part, place sticky notes around saying eat an apple or eat this granola bar! in the kitchen. Im doing my weight loss thing and so far i've lost 13 lbs in just a month and a half. Also any sodas in the house don't look at them instead go for some water! if you don't like water without flavor get crystal light packets or mio. works perfect.
User avatar #134888 to #134841 - solareyes (05/23/2014) [-]
Do you have anything in terms of exercise that you like to do?
User avatar #134830 - misterobotunicorn (05/23/2014) [-]
FJ i need your advice. im still confused on what to study in college. Im currently a junior in high school, about to be senior. I want to study Information Systems. Is this a good choice? i dont want to waste my time. I like working with computors and money so i was also thinking accounting.
User avatar #134832 to #134830 - solareyes (05/23/2014) [-]
Find a college you want to go to first, especially with a huge variety of majors. Make sure you look at colleges that offer your interested major of study. But to tell you a secret, don't worry about your major until you actually take some college classes. Because you will surprise yourself with what you want to do and what you like.

Talk to your guidance counselor as well and see what he/she has to say. Tell them what you're thinking about and they'll be more than happy to help you figure something out!

If you really don't know what you want to do, save yourself money: either take a year off after graduation and work your arse off making money for college or go to a community college. Because going to regular college before knowing your major will fuck you over.

This may or may not sound like a generic answer to you but you know why? Because it really does happen and I went through this whole thing. It sucks and I don't wish this kind of problem on anybody. I hope I helped you even a tiny bit!
User avatar #134831 to #134830 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (05/23/2014) [-]
Computer Science!

Not Information Systems.
IST won't get you anywhere, those credits never transfer out.

God, I really wish I knew that back when I was your age... Would have saved myself a fuck load of time and money. Okay, I was that old 2-3 years ago, but still... I just NOW found out that I should be pursuing Computer Science.

Anyhow, Computer Science is so broad, it covers everything.
Having such a broad array of experience and knowledge with the Computer Science degree will look much better than simply an IST degree/ certificate.


Plus, you're still young.
If you're unsure of what to do by the time you hit college, then go to a community college for General Studies.
If you go to a Community College and Transfer out, you don't have to take the SAT.
User avatar #134829 - teoanon ONLINE (05/23/2014) [-]
My mom got a big box of mary kay makeup supplies to sell, "paying a company to sell their products" is a red flag right there, mary kay is mlm and I really don't approve of it, I don't want her to get to deep into this, she could either net a loss big or small or make a profit and possibly lure other people into the same deal. She won't listen to me and my sister is also against me and pushing her to do it. I need another person's outlook on this.
User avatar #134846 to #134829 - fladen (05/23/2014) [-]
its all about veeerve man,

knew so many people that feel for that, my friend took me to one of their meetings and i was like, dude this is bogus, and he was like no its all about starting a business and branching out to others, the more we branch out the more money we can make.

i pretty much drew a pryamid and told him that sums up exactly what you just said.
he realised he was in a pyramid scheme right there . usually thats what they do. they have a buuuunch of products you can buy from them, like in bulk. then you buy whatever packets, get all that shit and are supposed to sell them. if you get more people to do it supposedly you get more money.

but yea this one isnt aaas bad but in essence i was looking it up, only way your mom can make money, is for her to get like 20 people, consistantly buying packets from her. then finding more people to get into selling that as well. its pretty much a pyramid scheme, if you look up mary kay, it says its a "multi level marketing" company, i mean that pretty much sums it up

I guess you can try telling them like, the way to make money on their is flawed cause, in order to make money they have to sell and find people to join. then those people have to do the same, and etc. three levels deep you got technically like 1000s of people involved, like dont you think its fishy we got to buy so much product to make "money" and also like, The product is not the incentive to join. Otherwise people might have shown an interest in selling this particular product or service before in the real world. most the time the products are not sold in stores. The product is the excuse to attempt to legitimate the real money-making engine. It's "the cover." mary kay is making money off people tryting to make their own "business" or dream or whatever.
User avatar #134840 to #134829 - makotoitou ONLINE (05/23/2014) [-]
PYYYRAAAMIIIIID
User avatar #134838 to #134829 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (05/23/2014) [-]
It's a pyramid scheme.

Worse than Pampered Chef.


Not as bad as Vector Marketing, though.

It's a phase she'll go through. Once she realizes that no one gives a shit, she'll stop.
Her friends will only show up for the "support" and free food.
#134823 - anonymous (05/23/2014) [-]
Is primejailbait a legal site?
User avatar #134986 to #134823 - drakenumen (05/24/2014) [-]
if they aint nude, it aint illegal
User avatar #134828 to #134823 - marinepenguin ONLINE (05/23/2014) [-]
Everything is legal until you get caught.
User avatar #134818 - fishinyourface (05/22/2014) [-]
hard or soft luggage?
User avatar #134820 to #134818 - gandaalf (05/22/2014) [-]
soft
unless your're flying private
the shit's gonna get scratched up
User avatar #134821 to #134820 - fishinyourface (05/22/2014) [-]
thank you
#134793 - malimrav (05/22/2014) [-]
Okay, so i got another math question for you guys, I hope you can help me out this time too...   
   
If function f(x+2)=5*x-1   
What does function f(7*x) equals to ?   
   
here, have this shitty gif for your troubles kind stranger
Okay, so i got another math question for you guys, I hope you can help me out this time too...

If function f(x+2)=5*x-1
What does function f(7*x) equals to ?

here, have this shitty gif for your troubles kind stranger
User avatar #134827 to #134793 - Nameloc (05/23/2014) [-]
Check out Microsoft Mathematics.
User avatar #134825 to #134793 - nippuhl (05/23/2014) [-]
That is a horrible gif.
User avatar #134807 to #134793 - ferrettamer (05/22/2014) [-]
let y = x+2
so x=y-2
f(y)=5*(y-2)-1
f(y)=5y-11
Switch back to x
f(x)=5x-11
and then
f(7x)=7*5*x-11
or 35*x-11

Idk if this is proper form but this is how I would do it
User avatar #134842 to #134807 - malimrav (05/23/2014) [-]
yea that makes sense and you got the right answer, I was really confused on how to start solving that problem, thanks a lot
User avatar #134802 to #134793 - malimrav (05/22/2014) [-]
lionsoil you helped me out last time, can you help me this time too?
User avatar #134795 to #134793 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (05/22/2014) [-]
x is 3/4

so 7*x would be 5.25
User avatar #134801 to #134795 - malimrav (05/22/2014) [-]
nah, the answer isn't number it's expression, it's 35*x - 11 if I remember correctly. but the problem is I don't know how to get that expression
User avatar #134792 - wienersack (05/22/2014) [-]
I asked a girl out today, and I got "her" number. I want to call her, but I want to make sure I don't come off as being desperate while still showing interest. How long do I wait before I make the call?
#134810 to #134792 - anonymous (05/22/2014) [-]
call her 11:59PM exactly
ask what's she's doing tomorrow
exactly 12:00AM tell her she's too late you lose game
hang up
User avatar #134796 to #134792 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (05/22/2014) [-]
in school or somewhere else?
User avatar #134798 to #134796 - wienersack (05/22/2014) [-]
I asked her in school, however today was senior's last day. Poor timing on my part, I'm sure.
User avatar #134799 to #134798 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (05/22/2014) [-]
doesn't matter
so you won't see her again in school, right?
ever talk to her before?
User avatar #134800 to #134799 - wienersack (05/22/2014) [-]
We never really talked much, but I would like for that to change.
User avatar #134803 to #134800 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (05/22/2014) [-]
alright buddy
you're gonna need to be one alpha confident-as-fuck guy for the call, don't bother if you think you're going to be rejected, always assume attraction unless she tells you otherwise

first, before thinking of when to call her, you need to make sure the call is short and sweet. you're not going to have the conversations you're gonna have with her on a date on the phone. it's gonna be intro+plan+date

so you call her, introduce yourself: "Hey, it's wienersack from school". she'll probably remember who you are and respond with "oh hey how are you?" so be prepared to answer that question and ask her the same. then you set the date right away: "I'd like to get to know you more, how about we get some coffee on __?". If she says no, say "oh that's too bad, what about another time?". if she doesn't offer an alternative she's probably not interested :/ but if she does, find out what works for you both. if she simply says yes, "alright, I'll see you then, I'll text you before as a sort of reminder, have a good day/night!". Text her on the day of the date to see if you're still on and then go ahead

as for when to call her, eehhh call her when you're free. could be tonight, could be tomorrow, could be in 2 days, just don't wait too long

go get that pussy, m8
User avatar #134805 to #134803 - wienersack (05/22/2014) [-]
Thanks, man. If you would like, I will give you an update later to tell you how the call went.
User avatar #134806 to #134805 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (05/22/2014) [-]
sure ma nigga
User avatar #134849 to #134806 - wienersack (05/23/2014) [-]
I just tried calling, and there was no answer. I don't plan to call again until later or unless she calls me back. How long do you think I should wait before I try again?
User avatar #134949 to #134849 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (05/23/2014) [-]
damn

there could be many reasons for her not answering:
1. Her phone is off because she is busy
2. She is on the phone with someone else
3. She doesn't hear it ring
4. She doesn't like you
5. She is in a bad mood and doesn't want to talk to anyone

hopefully it's not #4, but it could be. however, 6, is that she won't answer a call from an unknown (not in her contacts) number

wait and try again tomorrow, and if she doesn't answer again send her a text with basically the same thing you would say in a call:

"Hey, it's wienersack from school! I tried calling you twice but you didn't answer, hope you didn't forget about me already! " and continue the same format from the other comment

hopefully she does call you back though. good luck!
User avatar #135089 to #134949 - wienersack (05/24/2014) [-]
I called again, she didn't answer. We exchanged messages, I asked about tomorrow, she said she's busy, she doesn't offer an alternative. Should I give up?
User avatar #135094 to #135089 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (05/24/2014) [-]
eeeeeeh 1 day is a bit short notice

I'd say ask her if she's free for sometime next week and if she says no again then forget it
User avatar #135099 to #135094 - wienersack (05/24/2014) [-]
I got an "IDK, I might be busy"
User avatar #135100 to #135099 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (05/24/2014) [-]
yeah forget it. sorry man

IF she texts you sometime throughout the week with plans then go ahead, otherwise don't bother asking again
User avatar #135096 to #135094 - wienersack (05/24/2014) [-]
Thanks. I tried it. Awaiting response.
User avatar #134791 - temporalguardian (05/22/2014) [-]
Oh based advice board, hear my woes..

I come from europe and i've been there for around 2-3 years, but before that I lived in north america for most of my childhood. When I came back to my home, then, everything was really different, my life was a living hell, etc etc, but soon enough, I meet this girl, who lived most of her life in north america, and recently came to live in the same place. We were both in very similar positions, we didn't know how to act around others the best, we didn't know the language very well, and all in all everybody made fun of us. So, knowing how that felt, I became close friends with her, and started caring about her very much, often enough it would happen that she need a shoulder to cry on or something of the like and i was there for her. So of course I fell in love with her, and to skip the extra long story, we went out for a while and it didn't work but we stayed as close friends. Now i had to go back to north america for a little while, which is turning into a bit longer while (though i should be going back soon) But she and i still talk over fb, and skype and what not. Needless to say, I still very obviously have feelings for her, which I dont think she knows, and I'm more than determined to get her. Every time we talk we both say we miss each other and what not, how we cant wait to have fun- So, advice board..soon when i come back..wat do?
User avatar #134815 to #134791 - haydentheviking (05/22/2014) [-]
*suprise her by going back to the country*
User avatar #134814 to #134791 - haydentheviking (05/22/2014) [-]
Do it like in the films! as i dont have a fucking other clue and like dont tell her and surprise her! then like tell her all your feelings If you want y'know its a hit or miss THEN The rest is up to you.
User avatar #134789 - ipostcp (05/22/2014) [-]
I can't stalk profiles anymore.
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