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#118901 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/28/2014) [-]
gotta write a short story. need ideas. what was your first roller coaster or theme park experience like?
User avatar #118967 to #118901 - jasonlaiyh (02/28/2014) [-]
The feeling like death is imminent. But the thrill and adrenaline after the ride just makes you yearning for more.
User avatar #118962 to #118901 - watermelloon (02/28/2014) [-]
adventurous, exciting, thrilling, adrenaline filled and memorable. I was unfortunately by myself, which sucked a bit, but i still had fun.

User avatar #118934 to #118901 - stiltsformidgets (02/28/2014) [-]
Gypsies
Gypsies everywhere
#118896 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/28/2014) [-]
Alright, so my friend has this chick he likes. I told him that he should also see what her personality is like so he doesn't mess anything up (like from past experiences). I told him to ask our other friend, who sometimes talks to her on occasion, and our other friend said that she's a pretty nice girl.. Doesn't have many close friends, almost like my friend that likes her. I asked him if he had any classes with her (yes we're in high school), but he said no, and he only passes by her about 3 times every school day. What i have no idea to tell him is how he should start talking with her.. Is it as simple as walking up to her? I have no experience talking to girls like that (taking the direct route and walking up to them) thanks FJ,

-Anon
User avatar #118950 to #118896 - hawaiianhappysauce (02/28/2014) [-]
Why is your friend asking for your advice if you have no experience?
User avatar #118898 to #118896 - ScottP (02/28/2014) [-]
Tell him go for it and say "Hey, what's up?" and see where it leads from there
#118886 - wittypotato (02/28/2014) [-]
A girl sent me this and I have no idea what it means at all.
#118939 to #118886 - bondofsnow (02/28/2014) [-]
It sounds like the lyrics to a song that you would hear in Lilo & Stitch.
It sounds like the lyrics to a song that you would hear in Lilo & Stitch.
User avatar #118897 to #118886 - ScottP (02/28/2014) [-]
It's Tagalog

It translates into "Nothing, huh? That's how it is."
#118912 to #118897 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/28/2014) [-]
ew philips
User avatar #118944 to #118912 - ScottP (02/28/2014) [-]
What's wrong with Filipinos?
User avatar #118890 to #118886 - makotoitou ONLINE (02/28/2014) [-]
it's a song
User avatar #118876 - ptffo (02/27/2014) [-]
Currently, I am a sophomore in high school. I am starting to really worry about college. I'm not mainly worried about being able to find one and if I'll be accepted to any. I'll do my best in that department. But I'm worried about leaving my friends and family. I'm not looking forward to the day that I have to say goodbye to everything, especially to my best friend and crush. Is there anything about college that I should look forward to? Is it as bad as some people say it is?
User avatar #118907 to #118876 - dragondust (02/28/2014) [-]
It really depends on the college you go to.
I'm in a community college and it's so much less irritating than high school.
There are no stupid people so there's no need for stupid rules. Everyone there cares about their education.
If you want to use your phone or screw around in class, fine. It's your money and scholarship on the line.
User avatar #119106 to #118907 - gabsmatags (03/02/2014) [-]
Fellow community college student here. From what I've observed, community college is attended by a larger adult population and are therefore much more mature and committed to education. Having visited my friends who are away at university, they are very much caught up in the party scene along with every other 18 year old away from home and adult supervision for the first time ever. Going to community college keeps you close to home and the people you already know and love, but going away opens up a new social experience with new people. OP, do whatever you are comfortable with. Open yourself up to this new chapter of your life and really indulge in it (interpret that how you will, I choose to indulge intellectually), but take the time and effort to keep your most important bonds strong.
#118894 to #118876 - gym (02/28/2014) [-]
I have been in touch with my best friends, we visit eachothers college and see eachother over break. when you go to college focus on making new friends and a new experience but remember you will still get to hang with your old friends every once and a while.
User avatar #118892 to #118876 - hawaiianhappysauce (02/28/2014) [-]
College is just as shitty as High School. The only difference is that you have to live with these pot smoking morons.
User avatar #118882 to #118876 - bondofsnow (02/28/2014) [-]
I don't think college is that bad, in fact I like it more than high school. No need to worry too much about it. Are you moving away from home to go to school, or are you commuting from home?
User avatar #118905 to #118882 - ptffo (02/28/2014) [-]
Most likely going to move away from home. Knowing myself, I couldn't focus enough at home.
User avatar #118938 to #118905 - bondofsnow (02/28/2014) [-]
You said that you have a crush on your best friend, seeing as how you are such close friends you may want to tell them how you feel now. If the relationship was meant to be and goes well then you two should not have a hard time staying together during your college years. If he/she turns you down then move on with your life and if it doesn't work out then move on. You're young so moving on will not be too difficult.
User avatar #118940 to #118938 - ptffo (02/28/2014) [-]
I guess you're right. I've been putting it off for a while now, but I'll put more thought into it and tell her this year. Thank you and everyone who replied.
User avatar #118872 - feelythefeel (02/27/2014) [-]
Been having a shit time, and I might be starting to not feel anything. At the very least I've become an antisocial dick irl. What do?
User avatar #118875 to #118872 - ScottP (02/27/2014) [-]
What's been happening in your life?
User avatar #118878 to #118875 - feelythefeel (02/27/2014) [-]
I moved, and I guess I haven't exactly been settling in right. It's always been at best a bit touchy between me and my brother and dad, but it's only gotten worse from this. Not to mention I'm going to a school that's so liberal that it's making me into /politics. I used to just me an introvert, but with everything I used to do that would be considered notably social taken away and no real desire or incentive to find anything new, I've quickly regressed from what social abilities I used to have.

Now I'm too depressed to talk to people I don't need too, to angry to take my medication (I should probably get back to that in all honesty, I mainly stopped to spite people), and I haven't gotten actual enjoyment that doesn't depress me later aside from the occasional funny internet thing in days.
User avatar #118930 to #118878 - teoberry (02/28/2014) [-]
Wait, saw your reply below. I'd assume you're in grade 12, so you're in the home stretch. No matter what it takes, go to college/university. It gets better then
User avatar #118928 to #118878 - teoberry (02/28/2014) [-]
Are you in highschool or university?
User avatar #118880 to #118878 - ScottP (02/27/2014) [-]
What do you mean it's become touchy with you, your brother, and your dad?
User avatar #118881 to #118880 - feelythefeel (02/28/2014) [-]
My brother can quickly become demeaning, belittling, spiteful and overall rude at the slightest provocation (At least to me). As for my dad, he's never exactly been a timid person.
#118883 to #118881 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/28/2014) [-]
Thats good to hear, I was thinking of something far far worse...
User avatar #118884 to #118883 - feelythefeel (02/28/2014) [-]
What do you mean?
User avatar #118885 to #118884 - ScottP (02/28/2014) [-]
Perhaps anon was wondering if it ever got violent between the three of you.
User avatar #118909 to #118885 - nippuhl (02/28/2014) [-]
He was thinking of rape.
User avatar #118887 to #118885 - feelythefeel (02/28/2014) [-]
Sometimes it does.
User avatar #118888 to #118887 - ScottP (02/28/2014) [-]
Do you have any close friends that you can confide in?
User avatar #118889 to #118888 - feelythefeel (02/28/2014) [-]
Not here, no.
User avatar #118891 to #118889 - ScottP (02/28/2014) [-]
This sort of thing will be very difficult to resolve when not in person. I'm assuming you're in high-school?
#118861 - nigalthornberry (02/27/2014) [-]
Sorry for asking for a lot of help lately but i guess thats kinda the point of the board

Anyways this was the girl i was texting and I said goodnight after a long night of talking to her we had our talks of me making her laugh and some serious shit so i was happy when i got this back since it made me feel like i did good.

Then came Monday and she surprised me by seeing me before school although i doubt she did it on purpose
She seemed happy to see me but then as the day went on i feel like i overdid or said something wrong we usually playfight and as the week went on i saw her smile disappear from seeing me I only see her in the halls and i even then i feel like im getting to close to her since i try to see her between every class
Now i have a 50/50 chance of her smiling seeing me
Idk what to do could ask that cathloc girl what she thinks since shes good with this type of shit
User avatar #118923 to #118861 - jorgethemaster ONLINE (02/28/2014) [-]
I skimmed through it, because I'm really busy, but you might not be the problem.
She might be going through a hard time, you should ask her if everything's okay. You said you two playfight, that means you're fairly close. She should be open and honest with you. If something is bugging her, try and help her fix it. She will like you more if you help out. [:
User avatar #118941 to #118923 - nigalthornberry (02/28/2014) [-]
We haven't been play fighting that much this week becauseshes been sore and it seems like everything fine with her I mean she just got her crush to be her boyfriend

I do ask her how her day is but usually when were talking in person she usually says its good but she's tired I can find out more when were texting since we have more time with that but she's grounded

One last thing that might be related to this is that she said that she feels like shes a horrible person for smoking once
User avatar #118942 to #118941 - jorgethemaster ONLINE (02/28/2014) [-]
She probably feels guilty.
Comfort her and tell her that it's okay. [:
User avatar #118943 to #118942 - nigalthornberry (02/28/2014) [-]
Well I tried to but I got caught up with something and got pulled away but I'd feel like an ass bringing up shit like that out of nowhere again

Still feels a little like my fault since I see her happier and smiling more with her bf
User avatar #118945 to #118943 - jorgethemaster ONLINE (02/28/2014) [-]
Ah, I gotchu.
And that's because he's her boyfriend. But you're still one of her good friends, you can still help her out.
Talk to her about it when the time is right.
User avatar #118946 to #118945 - nigalthornberry (02/28/2014) [-]
I understand I think I'm gonna do some nicer shit for her tomorrow
Got a bag of gummy bears not sugar free
Ask her how her day is
Tell her to have a good day
Just play around and be funny even though I've been trying a lot of this already I think I can do a few more surprises

she's one of the few people that I've been friends with half my life
User avatar #118948 to #118946 - jorgethemaster ONLINE (02/28/2014) [-]
That sounds like a good idea, best of luck friend!
User avatar #118994 to #118948 - nigalthornberry (02/28/2014) [-]
Thanks!
Today was kinda a neutral day
She said that she was tired and sore
I made her smile once or twice and told her that i felt like i fucked up from not making her that happy and she told me no
User avatar #118900 to #118861 - mexicandudeinsd (02/28/2014) [-]
ask her out topgun style
#118858 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/27/2014) [-]
So I stole a school computer, (P ProBook 6565b Notebook PC) and the problem is that I just remembered I was the last to log on. I am currently hoping that there is someone else that can share their story of doing the same to maybe help me decide weather or not to keep it or wait till they notify me on the subject.
Posting as anon for obvious reasons. . .
User avatar #118910 to #118858 - nippuhl (02/28/2014) [-]
Just because you were the last one to log in on it doesn't mean shit. Restore the laptop and you'll be fine. Then deny all accusations.
User avatar #118862 to #118858 - nigalthornberry (02/27/2014) [-]
Return it
#118865 to #118862 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/27/2014) [-]
What would be the consequences if any when returned?
User avatar #118870 to #118865 - nigalthornberry (02/27/2014) [-]
Return anonymously
#118873 to #118870 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/27/2014) [-]
And how exactly would I accomplish this?
#118895 to #118873 - gym (02/28/2014) [-]
same way you stole
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User avatar #118859 to #118855 - megavoir (02/27/2014) [-]
fsgfsgrydhds
User avatar #118863 to #118859 - nigalthornberry (02/27/2014) [-]
I have the same thought going through my mind...
User avatar #118848 - ishallsmiteyou (02/27/2014) [-]
Hey folks, don't read this unless you actually want to provide some form of insight.

So here's the deal, plain and simple. Whenever I converse with anyone close to me (relatives I mean) they ALWAYS bring up only the worst of my past. No one ever focuses on the good I've done. I've talked people down from suicide, I'm friendly to pretty much everyone I meet, unless people piss me off I've got the manners of a fucking saint... Furthermore, they not only focus on only the worst of my past, all they focus on IS the past. No one ever thinks of what I'm doing now, what I'm involved in now, only what I've done. Here's an example: my family talked me into seeing a shrink, and instead of talking to the teachers I have now, he talked to the ones from last semester. Instead of talking with any of my friends I have now, he decides to talk with people I haven't seen in years.

Long story short, how the fuck do I get people to focus on who I am now instead of who I used to be?
User avatar #118869 to #118848 - ScottP (02/27/2014) [-]
It's a little more difficult to get people to see you in a different way since people often begin to judge once they know your story. I'd recommend just not telling people all of your past whenever you meet new people.

As far as for people who already know you, I'm sure you've already tried acting differently than what they're accustomed to thinking abut you. That being said, your family seems very past-oriented. How much have you tried to show them that you're different from your past? That's ultimately the deciding factor.
User avatar #118864 to #118848 - ishallsmiteyou (02/27/2014) [-]
thanks for the help I guess
#118847 - ipostcp (02/27/2014) [-]
So, my snake is shedding and I don't think it realizes it. It just got the stuff off its ehad and the rest of the body is just begging to come off. Anyone know of a way to provoke it to shed? It's only a few months old.
User avatar #118960 to #118847 - rokkarokkaali ONLINE (02/28/2014) [-]
Put the snake in your asshole and let use your colon to rub the skin off.
#118849 to #118847 - katanauser (02/27/2014) [-]
It's important that the shed comes off. Make sure the snake have some things it can rub itself up by, like some branches, if it's a small snake, a coconut works well, and if it's hollow, it also works as a sleeping place.
If the snake can't get the shed off itself, you should help it, if the shed stays on the snake, it can get some marks, but they will go away after the next few sheddings.
The most important places to remove the sheds, is on the tail. As parts of the tail might die, and needs to get amputated.(pic related) It's normal that the shed will stick to one or two scales, and those scales might look 'dead' but after a shedding or two, they will look normal again.

If your snake is having problems with sheddings, it might not get all the vitamins it needs.
User avatar #118850 to #118849 - ipostcp (02/27/2014) [-]
Well, it's coming off fine. It's coming off like a sunburn. It just isn't doing the shedding by itself. I mean, how long should I wait before trying to do it myself?
User avatar #118851 to #118850 - katanauser (02/27/2014) [-]
Never been out for it myself, I suggests you google it, so I do not give you wrong advise. But in the future when your snake is shedding, spray with some water, that should help. But you said that the snake is not not old, so it's normal for a new snake not to shed perfectly. I suggest giving it some more hours to get the job done, then you can try and help it.

Good luck
User avatar #118852 to #118851 - ipostcp (02/27/2014) [-]
It's sorta been a day.
User avatar #118854 to #118852 - katanauser (02/27/2014) [-]
That's a really long time. Mine usually shed in under an hour.

You could try to take a bowl of lukewarm water and put it down in it. Just make sure it's not to hot!! and not too deep!!!. Let the snake be in the water for some time and try afterwards to GENTLE rub on the sheds that hasn't come of.
Do not use any force or violence as you can make it all worse.
#118860 to #118854 - ipostcp (02/27/2014) [-]
Yeah, I don't know what his deal is. I think maybe he is lazy.
User avatar #118846 - Jameshaich (02/27/2014) [-]
Hi, I know a fair amount about computing but I know nothing of Proxys.
I do a lot of downloading and was told to use a proxy because my provider can see what i'm downloading.
Can someone give me basic instructions or a guide on how to set one up and use one.
User avatar #118871 to #118846 - nsfwcontent (02/27/2014) [-]
Google how to get up a proxy...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sL8YZVY0lu0

This is literally the first link and shows you what to do
User avatar #118877 to #118871 - Jameshaich (02/27/2014) [-]
I wasn't sure what to write exactly or if it's what i'm looking for.
But thanks
User avatar #118845 - thisistheguy (02/27/2014) [-]
Just found out I got mono, doesn't seem that serious though. Spring break is in two weeks, how can I just kick its ass before then?
#118841 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/27/2014) [-]
FJ is gay, your time is better spent elsewere. Hell, eve cod is time better spent.
#118842 to #118841 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/27/2014) [-]
actually no, if a stupid person comes here and learns what they have been doing is stupid then they are more likely to unstupify themselves
User avatar #118840 - sidathe (02/27/2014) [-]
Hey!

When I was going to check my wifi speed at speedtest.net I suddenly got a server all the way down to india... Wtf is that?
#118843 to #118840 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/27/2014) [-]
check your skin color if its yellow stay mellow if its brown flush it down
User avatar #118839 - mrstraw (02/27/2014) [-]
Does anyone know where I would be able to get a book printed cheaply in the UK?
#118830 - minibeep (02/27/2014) [-]
would it be possible to spam porn on 9gag and make them loose ad support and start an economic war between fj and 9gag ?
User avatar #118931 to #118830 - teoberry (02/28/2014) [-]
9gag has very talented mods, I'll give them that. They'll delete anything you post right when you post it, ban any ip you use, and won't give in until you run out of proxies or you get bored. You ain't gonna accomplish shit.
User avatar #118832 to #118830 - bluzzerstream (02/27/2014) [-]
That sounds like a good way to waste time and fuck things up even more for addy. I believe the creater of 9gag carries less pride and gives next to no shits about having a as independent as possible website and I think he gets a lot of his income from facebook and more secure shit that doesn't work like fj
#118833 to #118832 - minibeep (02/27/2014) [-]
if addy doesent know hes not responsible
User avatar #118834 to #118833 - bluzzerstream (02/27/2014) [-]
start an economic war between fj and 9gag
This would clearly not be the wisest thing to do at the moment since nearly everything admins talks about are his bills
#118836 to #118834 - minibeep (02/27/2014) [-]
porn would be wasting time yes not im thinking denial of service
i think they have nolifers browsing through everything before its released anyways
+ 9gag is the least organized place on earth
they wont know what hit them
they wont know what to do
they will find another place
some will come to fj and generate more incomes from ads

only if it worked tho
User avatar #118837 to #118836 - bluzzerstream (02/27/2014) [-]
Well, you could try, as long as fj's up and the random polls show atleast less than 1% 12yearolds I'm satisfied
#118838 to #118837 - minibeep (02/27/2014) [-]
i would never make it alone
i could get like 3 people to help but i think at least 20 people are needed
yes im guessing.
#118816 - misticalz (02/27/2014) [-]
Some chick wrote this on a page of mine
does anyone know the language/alphabet?
User avatar #118853 to #118816 - ishallsmiteyou (02/27/2014) [-]
looks like runic to me
#118826 to #118816 - squalllionhart (02/27/2014) [-]
looks like pigpen cipher
RHEA
XATHERE
that's what i got
User avatar #118844 to #118826 - hawaiianhappysauce (02/27/2014) [-]
A name? GIVE US A SIGN.
User avatar #118857 to #118844 - misticalz (02/27/2014) [-]
I found it out by myself
it says
RHEA WAS HERE
User avatar #118825 to #118816 - hawaiianhappysauce (02/27/2014) [-]
Maybe each character is a letter. 3 are used twice so what are the 3 most common letters and try to figure it out from there.
User avatar #118818 to #118816 - teoberry (02/27/2014) [-]
wait nvm lol im wrong. when i first saw it, it looked cree lol
User avatar #118913 to #118818 - nippuhl (02/28/2014) [-]
nvm lol
looked like cree lol
User avatar #118914 to #118913 - teoberry (02/28/2014) [-]
can u not
User avatar #118920 to #118915 - teoberry (02/28/2014) [-]
AND SUM ON DESE NIGGAS ACTIN LIKE HOES
User avatar #118916 to #118915 - teoberry (02/28/2014) [-]
too many niggas, not enough hos
#118817 to #118816 - teoberry (02/27/2014) [-]
looks to be this
User avatar #118819 to #118817 - misticalz (02/27/2014) [-]
close but no cigar bae :c
#118801 - ipostcp (02/27/2014) [-]
So my snake is shedding. It's all wrinkly looking and the head is done. He doesn't get angry at me though when I touch his head and stuff since he is used to me. Question is, should I help him shed, or should I just leave him be until he is done?
So my snake is shedding. It's all wrinkly looking and the head is done. He doesn't get angry at me though when I touch his head and stuff since he is used to me. Question is, should I help him shed, or should I just leave him be until he is done?
User avatar #118811 to #118801 - dragondust (02/27/2014) [-]
Nah, just leave him.
He might be a bit more inactive than usual since they have a hard time seeing while shedding. You can probably see that its eyes look a little bit cloudy.
User avatar #118812 to #118811 - ipostcp (02/27/2014) [-]
His head is done so he can see.
User avatar #118813 to #118812 - dragondust (02/27/2014) [-]
Oh ok, that's good.
Save the skins so you can see how long you have owned it.
plus people will think you're badass
User avatar #118814 to #118813 - ipostcp (02/27/2014) [-]
I ain't saving any of that nasty shit. Besides it's flaking off.
User avatar #118815 to #118814 - dragondust (02/27/2014) [-]
shite, the skins on my snakes usually come off nicely
User avatar #118802 to #118801 - coconuthat (02/27/2014) [-]
Leave him Be, He can shed on his own and you risk hurting him, If you want to help get a spray bottle that had no chemicals in it and put water in it and lightly mist him. It will help shedding go more smoothly. But your snake knows what to do. Just watch him do his thang, its really cool.

Source: I have a snake
#118803 to #118802 - ipostcp (02/27/2014) [-]
HE IS JUST SITTING IN HIS NEST!   
   
He isn't doing to much.
HE IS JUST SITTING IN HIS NEST!

He isn't doing to much.
User avatar #118805 to #118803 - coconuthat (02/27/2014) [-]
He'll be okay, Shedding can take time.
#118806 to #118805 - ipostcp (02/27/2014) [-]
I also heard they get grumpy when they are shedding. Like I was holding him and stuff when he was blind and he didn't seem to mind.
User avatar #118807 to #118806 - coconuthat (02/27/2014) [-]
Yes they do and don't want to be bothered, you can totally hold him after he sheds too. and Its advisable not to hold them right before his vision is impaired and , They get jumpy and might bite.
User avatar #118808 to #118807 - ipostcp (02/27/2014) [-]
He never jumped or was weird about it. He never curled into a ball or nothing. I dunno.
User avatar #118809 to #118808 - coconuthat (02/27/2014) [-]
But still he could bite so i wouldn't risk it.
User avatar #118810 to #118809 - ipostcp (02/27/2014) [-]
Maybe, he is really good with not lunging at things though. I mean he wont even eat his meals unless they aren't moving and it's super dark. He doesn't even constrict them. So I dunno what his deal is.
User avatar #118796 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (02/27/2014) [-]
I'm a freshman in college 5'7" skinny italian bro. This really fucking tall African chick (like no shit she is from africa accent and all) wants my dick like no other. Should i give her my caucasian penis? not sure how the size will translate. plus if she gave it up already it's gonna be a hallway-toothpick scenario. advice?
User avatar #118824 to #118796 - hawaiianhappysauce (02/27/2014) [-]
wear a condom.
User avatar #118804 to #118796 - coconuthat (02/27/2014) [-]
Do it! Don't you turn her away! But make sure to look for any nasty stuff that can come back to haunt you. STDs
User avatar #118800 to #118796 - awesomerninjathing (02/27/2014) [-]
bro this might be the only time you feel a thick juicy black ass on your dick
User avatar #118799 to #118796 - makotoitou ONLINE (02/27/2014) [-]
do it fellow greaseball
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