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User avatar #93267 - tianadesu (09/03/2013) [-]
MERRY CLITORIS
#93260 - pokemonfreek (09/03/2013) [-]
are swear words now blanked out? shit
User avatar #93266 to #93260 - davvi (09/03/2013) [-]
only if you're logged off
User avatar #93258 - kevinspacey **User deleted account** (09/03/2013) [-]
I can't remember, how do i create a backup of my songs from an ipod classic to a different computer?
User avatar #93261 to #93258 - fruitsalaad (09/03/2013) [-]
How to Transfer Music from Ipod to Itunes Library I suppose you could do this, it's how I got my songs from my ipod classic to my new computer
User avatar #93259 to #93258 - daryldixon (09/03/2013) [-]
itunes is a bitch to work with so good luck
#93255 - majornod (09/03/2013) [-]
I-Doser, Opinions or experiences?  Curious about it.
I-Doser, Opinions or experiences? Curious about it.
User avatar #93243 - advicedude (09/03/2013) [-]
Just finished my College essay. Only about 300 words. Anyone care to read and give some feedback?
User avatar #93246 to #93243 - thisistheguy (09/03/2013) [-]
What's it about?
User avatar #93247 to #93246 - advicedude (09/03/2013) [-]
"Describe a place or environment where you are perfectly content. What do you do or experience there, and why is it meaningful to you?"
For University of Illinois in Chicago
User avatar #93251 to #93247 - makotoitou (09/03/2013) [-]
ILLINOIS MY NIGGA
User avatar #93252 to #93251 - advicedude (09/03/2013) [-]
fuck yea man where u at
User avatar #93253 to #93252 - makotoitou (09/03/2013) [-]
Chicago suburb.
#93254 to #93253 - advicedude (09/03/2013) [-]
I'm about an hour up in Round Lake.
ma niggggg
User avatar #93257 to #93254 - thisistheguy (09/03/2013) [-]
Dang I'm actually kind of close to you I did my Eagle Project there.
User avatar #93249 to #93247 - thisistheguy (09/03/2013) [-]
That sounds interesting sure I'll look at it if you want.
User avatar #93250 to #93249 - advicedude (09/03/2013) [-]
I walk into the room with books stacked to the ceiling. Not a sound pierces the silence but the turning of pages and the scribbling of pencils. The modern architecture and pieces of art suspended from the wall. Various people scattered throughout the floor reading, studying, learning. A sense of wellbeing overcomes me as I walk through the double doors to the place of everlasting knowledge. Being the studious person I am, this is home to me.

The library has always been a very safe place for me. Whenever there was work to be done, I would make my trip after school. If I was very curious to learn more about a subject, the library would come to my aid. If I needed a place to relax and focus on something occupying my mind, the aroma of the library would sustain my concentration. All of the librarians that have worked there in the past–as well as the ones working now–have always kept such a hospitable environment. I myself try to remain my attitude the same as the workers as almost a way of looking up to those who run the library. Helping others in need, being some sort of guidance for others, and sharing my wealth of knowledge. That is what makes me happy. The library encourages such actions and really brings out the best in myself, as well as others. Aside from my uses of the library, it is also very contributing for the others in our school and community. I truly appreciate the idea of a place where questions can be answered and research is taking place that is open to the public. No discrimination towards race, sex, age, or religion. All are allowed to cultivate their knowledge as a person, as well as their place in society, and in life.


Thanks for reading
User avatar #93256 to #93250 - thisistheguy (09/03/2013) [-]
The overall message is real good, I don't think you'll have a problem with the application. I think the only thing I could say about this would be when you said "I myself try to remain... maybe use a different word than remain but other then that it looks really good.
User avatar #93262 to #93256 - advicedude (09/03/2013) [-]
Thanks
User avatar #93230 - quincyadam (09/03/2013) [-]
sa wakas nka ol sa pwph haha ingit ung dpa nka ol

translate pls
#93226 - potatoo (09/03/2013) [-]
sorry but i need help with physics

if a rock is thrown upward with a speed of 35m/s in a vacuum how long will it be when it hits the ground and at what 2 points does it have a speed of 15 m/s

And its on earth so the downward acceleration would be 9.8 this shit is too fucking hard
User avatar #93232 to #93226 - dafuckisthisshit (09/03/2013) [-]
You need to login to view this link
did a quick search. this page has lots of equations u can use to figure this out.
#93238 to #93232 - potatoo (09/03/2013) [-]
I fucking love you
I fucking love you
User avatar #93244 to #93238 - advicedude (09/03/2013) [-]
my god I just noticed he was using a squirrel to paint.
User avatar #93227 to #93226 - thisistheguy (09/03/2013) [-]
>define variables
>find equation
>plug into equation
>???
>profit
User avatar #93222 - cycloneclone (09/03/2013) [-]
I doubt anyone will be able to help me with this but its worth a shot. Right now Im tuning up my soapbox derby car for an upcoming race and need help. The problem is that the tires that they make you use all have large treads on them. I competed in the same race a couple times before and the people who usually win have their tires flat because it creates less friction and makes you go faster. Last year I tried sanding the treads off with a power sander but I really couldn't get that much rubber off the treads. Does anyone know any better way to get rid of the treads?
#93223 to #93222 - rety (09/03/2013) [-]
Go down a bunch of hills while breaking, same effect, just a bit more fun and less monotonous.
User avatar #93224 to #93223 - cycloneclone (09/03/2013) [-]
Meh I really doubt that would work
#93225 to #93224 - rety (09/03/2013) [-]
depends on how your brakes are set up
If your brakes slow the axle and the wheels themselves, it works, but if your brake is a separate from them, and just creates friction, it just wears your brakes.
User avatar #93231 to #93225 - cycloneclone (09/03/2013) [-]
Its a handbrake but even if it was on the wheels it probably wouldn't work anyways
#93319 to #93231 - rety (09/03/2013) [-]
I've done it before, so it works
#93215 - undyingumbrage (09/02/2013) [-]
Is 16
In relationship with girl turning 15 soon
She has a super-friendly brother that I like who's in my grade and a crazy younger sister
Been about 3 months
She's innocent and kinda prude
Made out briefly a few times
How to escalate relationship to intimate touching and the like ?

Girls r cool plz respond
User avatar #93271 to #93215 - thumbsdenied (09/03/2013) [-]
let things happen as they happen, her being so young id say that you should not go into enything more than patting and such, enjoy how things are now with you two
User avatar #93239 to #93215 - midnighteyes (09/03/2013) [-]
Take it slow, don't force anything or you will ruin the relationship.
Subtly let her know it's okay and wait until she's ready.
User avatar #93234 to #93215 - makotoitou (09/03/2013) [-]
Insert the Penis
#93219 to #93215 - rety (09/03/2013) [-]
How do you plan on escalating that relation w/o getting more intimate? tahts kinda what escalation is.
User avatar #93228 to #93219 - thedudeistheman (09/03/2013) [-]
You must've read it wrong because he said he wants to get more intimate. Seems kinda dumb for a kid that's 16 and one that's not even 15 yet, but I'm not going to tell him what to do.
User avatar #93216 to #93215 - advicedude (09/03/2013) [-]
She's probably not ready bro but don't force it. Go step by step. When you make out, touch the back of her neck, brush her arms, her legs, her sides, all that shit and see how she reacts/feels. Then think about it.
#93218 to #93216 - undyingumbrage (09/03/2013) [-]
I understand. My biggest worry was that I might force something and fuck everything up forever. Thank you for your help, master.
User avatar #93209 - nabbit (09/02/2013) [-]
How do I hide my stiffy in gym shorts?
User avatar #93233 to #93209 - dafuckisthisshit (09/03/2013) [-]
stick a tampon up ur butt and tie the string to ur dick to hold it down.
source: some 4chan post i saw here once
#93279 to #93233 - tmgrskat ONLINE (09/03/2013) [-]
I remember that one.
I remember that one.
User avatar #93221 to #93209 - thisistheguy (09/03/2013) [-]
Throw hands in your pockets if you got them, if not do a ton of stretching or anything that will move blood to your legs.
User avatar #93212 to #93209 - advicedude (09/02/2013) [-]
>get boner
>tuck boner under waist of gym shorts
>pull shirt over boner
>???
>profit
User avatar #93206 - thumbsdenied (09/02/2013) [-]
gonna tell it how it is... theres two fat cows (extremely obese women) in my class who keep whispering shit about my other class mates, im not really a friend to anybody in my class but it still pissing me off that they bad mouth people for no reason. when these two make me wonder how they even managed to roll to freedom from old Mcdonalds farm.

what should i do to make these two keep their fat greasy lips shut, so i dont have to listen to all the crap they spews out from there, seriously its like taco bell night on the amount of crap, when the people arent around that they make fun of, they pretty much yell their opinnions and others think they are so hilarious.
i cant just ignore it cause i feel bad for anybody who gets bullied at school, even if they were not my friends...
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User avatar #93213 to #93206 - advicedude (09/02/2013) [-]
Push them up stairs. They can't walk down stairs. It usually takes a crane to get them out.


If you ever catch them doing it in class, publicly call them out and politely to stop.
User avatar #93205 - twinmac (09/02/2013) [-]
Homecoming this saturday. As far as i know its pretty much just grinding for 3 hours. Im taking a girl from a different school and she is like really proper like as far as i can tell so far. She hasnt had her first kiss yet but i plan to take it. Anyway, thats not the point. Im a freshman and dont know anything about high school dances. I need tips on what to expect and just what to do and not do in general. How can i get her to the point that she would be cool grinding or at least getting loose with her dancing or whatever. We are going to dinner before the dance with my best bro and his gf. im confident that my date will click well with the rest of us. How do i act during dinner? Do i take control of everything or let her choose for herself? Ive never been on a dinner date or to a dance so im going in pretty blind. Would greatly appreciate advice from any non-neckbeards.
User avatar #93229 to #93205 - thedudeistheman (09/03/2013) [-]
I wouldn't take full control of everything, like telling her what to eat because that's friggin rude. Obviously you'd have to clear the restaurant with your bro and his GF. Play it casually and do what you need to do when you need Planning it out and then not having things go as planned will usually lead to feeling like you have no control, which will make you feel off the rest of the night.
User avatar #93214 to #93205 - advicedude (09/02/2013) [-]
Dances do not mean grinding. It's all about the date. She may not dirty dance, and if she doesn't don't worry. Also take control and take her to places. Usually asking where shows uncertainty. Diner dates are easy. Just like having a conversation with her but only with food.
User avatar #93217 to #93214 - twinmac (09/03/2013) [-]
Any ideas on how to help break the ice for her when she meets my friends?
User avatar #93220 to #93217 - advicedude (09/03/2013) [-]
"hey guys, this is femanon"
User avatar #93343 to #93220 - twinmac (09/04/2013) [-]
yeah no shit. But how exactly to get her to feel comfortable with them somewhat quickly
#93593 to #93343 - sxeindi (09/05/2013) [-]
Get her to talk about herself in relation to your friends. Like if your friends bring up a conversation that relates to your date in some way, say something like "Oh _____ studied that last year too" and stuff. Just get her involved because it's always awkward being the other person. She might feel really shy and just need some positive re enforcement from your friends to feel like she's accepted.
User avatar #93352 to #93343 - advicedude (09/04/2013) [-]
Let it happen.
User avatar #93185 - fishbubbles (09/02/2013) [-]
Everyday I get in the lunch line and get skipped by 5-10 black people. It's just something I'v gotten used I work in a convenience store and 95% of the black people that come in act disrespectful to the cashier. They sag their pants showing their ass, scratch their crotch in public, have a dumbass stoner face on them all the time. They have ear buds in and act like it's an inconvenience when they have to take them out to listen to the cashier tell them the price. The only one's that act respectful and dress appropriately are the old black people who actually had to live through segregation. They were the one's who had to live through a society that hated them for living, and they have become humble. Now the young black people take credit for this hatred and act out in defiance of society's rules. I have black friends, but every single one of them has done drugs at one point or another. Black people are incarcerate 8 times as much as white people. Yeah I know it's because of the substandard education and the culture they live in, but doesn't it get to you after a while? I feel like I'm a racist. But I also feel like I have no choice. I watched 2 black teen boys walk down the street to see what they would do, but I know I wouldn't do the same thing if they were white. I don't want to be a racist, but I feel like I'd be lying to myself If I didn't make some sort of skin color.
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User avatar #93200 to #93185 - silverzepher (09/02/2013) [-]
there is a difference between a black man, and a nigger. i went to school with a black kid named Anthony, smart as whip, and good at conversation. there was another black kid, i forget his name, but he was from the same area of chitown where i grew up, he knew the streets, knew how to act, and how to keep himself safe. i went to school with spics, wannabe gangsters, and and ballers. i could have taken any of them in a fair fight, but we all knew if one called you out, it wouldn't be fair, as soon as you get one good hit in you would be jumped by the other 20, because they couldn't stand to see one of their hommies on the ground crying like a bitch. it happened time and time again at my school. it is also why i never got into a fight, because i knew that even if it was a 1 on 1 the next day i would get the shit beat out of me in the hall by 20 of them and i would get kicked out for "being in a fight".
User avatar #93203 to #93200 - fishbubbles (09/02/2013) [-]
I feel like black people are treated like they are by default niggers and that they have to prove that they aren't. And everything I try to stick up for black people I turn around and get proved wrong. It's like the black community isn't even trying to get rid of racism. I saw a little girl only a few years old just learning to talk int he store the other day. She was learning to talk like any other baby by repeating words. She kept saying the word ratchet over and over again. I knew it wasn't her fault. She will grow up and be hindered by the society and home she lived in. I don't know whether to feel sorry for the little girl or hate the parent for letting that happen.
User avatar #93204 to #93203 - silverzepher (09/02/2013) [-]
they don't want to get rid of racism. if they lose that then how could they exploit the system? i don't blame all of them, but look when you grow up in a house with 4 brothers and 3 sisters, and only your mother getting paid for each of them you start to look at the world in a way that makes that seem normal. i think that if they want welfare for their children they should have to get "fixed" just like we do with animals, that goes for white trailer trash too. it isn't the kids fault that their parents figure abusing the system is the easiest way to "make a living", we need a system that punishes those who don't want to further it. why should i have to pay 20% of my earnings because someone doesn't want to get a job, i didn't want my job, they didn't give me anything. and the excuse of "i have a criminal record so no one will hire me" is also bs, i got fired by a major company, that looks a lot worse on you than caught for minor possession. but those are some of my thoughts on the issue.
User avatar #93207 to #93204 - fishbubbles (09/02/2013) [-]
I hate how resumes with the word felony on them are automatically thrown out. They don't even look over them. My record is clean as a whistle, but I still din't think it's fair to screen someone out for no other reason than a criminal record.

I don't think we should fix people if they have welfare. My mom got injured in the navy and can't stand for more than a few minutes without pain. She gets a check for $900 a month to take care of three kids. She works all the hours she can at a gas station and still barely has enough. None of us besides her have been to a doctors or dentist in years. We live in roach infested a 2 bedroom trailer. My 2 sisters sleep in the same room and I sleep on the couch in the kitchen/living room. Welfare and food stamps are the only thing that as gotten us through when things get rough. It pisses me off so much when I see niggers drive up to the welfare office in brand new cars wearing $200 sneakers. I hate people who abuse the system. This is why America is shit because people want to live a lavish life style and not have to work for it. I'v taken 6 AP classes and have a 3.5 gpa and still won't get as good of a college grant as a nigger who takes no AP and has a 3.0 gpa. Again, they aren't even trying to got rid of segregation. They want to be segregated, but want the upper hand on everything because their great great great great granddaddy was a slave. My great great great granddaddy was a poor ass potato farmer. You see me wanting a welfare check because of him?
User avatar #93208 to #93207 - silverzepher (09/02/2013) [-]
." My mom got injured in the navy and can't stand for more than a few minutes without pain. She gets a check for $900 a month to take care of three kids. She works all the hours she can at a gas station and still barely has enough."
but she works, she isn't a leech like the "single black mothers" are.
after sears fired me, i spent 1 year applying everywhere i could, i got no calls back. i called sears to see the official reason they fired me, they wouldn't give me a straight answer, but they did tell me that i would never be able to be hired by sears or any affiliates. do you know how that looks when you apply someplace? "what work exp does he have? oh he worked for sears, let's see why they fired him, "didn't meet requirements in 2 month time frame" (i worked 30 hours on average a week), would they hire him if his skill improved, no". no employer wanted anything to do with me, walmart didn't even call me back for a janitorial position. petco never called beck. i got an interview with menards after that year, the decided to go with "someone who fit their team better". i took the first job that fell into my lap this year. i got $400 checks after taxes at sears, in this job i get $194, bi-weekly. but i love driving around chicago in my fathers dying Volvo, and seeing niggers in brand new Cadillacs, it pisses me off, my father has worked in the same factory for almost 20 years, and what does the nigger do, go cash his check at the currency exchange, where my father sends me to pay his bills.
User avatar #93201 to #93200 - awesomerninjathing (09/02/2013) [-]
Some niggers are cool though.
User avatar #93202 to #93201 - silverzepher (09/02/2013) [-]
there are always exceptions to the rule
#93196 to #93185 - Ruspanic (09/02/2013) [-]
This is the Advice board.
#93195 to #93185 - valeriya (09/02/2013) [-]
we have a similar thing in russia you get two types of blacks those who came during the ussr because we took blacks and educated them in the ussr (culture in the ussr is hard to explain but it's stuck, work hard think beyond yourself etc) and they're basically on a par with russians then you have post ussr immigrants who are basically underclass idiots lets take a look at what modern black culture, hell underclass and lower working class culture in general advocates modern black culture advocates being lumpen stupid lazy and looks down upon success as not conforming so you end up with idiots, look at the bright side, another example i can think of is jehovahs witness blacks lots of them, all classes but they're not bound by modern black culture and most of them would pass as "white"
User avatar #93179 - thisistheguy (09/02/2013) [-]
What are some good places to meet girls in college besides parties? I enjoy them but I can't stand the music.
#93595 to #93179 - sxeindi (09/05/2013) [-]
Pretty much anywhere, especially if you're waiting in line for something at the school. Everyone is just as new as you are (most of the time) so it's nice to just have a conversation and it's generally not weird.
User avatar #93189 to #93179 - advicedude (09/02/2013) [-]
"Hey wanna go talk outside, the music is pretty loud."
#93180 to #93179 - valeriya (09/02/2013) [-]
talk to person inside, get a convosation going, ask them to join you outside because you can't talk properly over the music?
User avatar #93182 to #93180 - thisistheguy (09/02/2013) [-]
That's some good thinking there.
User avatar #93173 - nigalthornberry ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
My school is the only damn school that didn't get out at all this week due to heat
We have AC but they choose not to run it in the classrooms due to cost and the none of the toilets or water fountains worked because of a plumbing malfunction
User avatar #93186 to #93173 - rokkarokkaali (09/02/2013) [-]
That's really interesting
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User avatar #93190 to #93164 - advicedude (09/02/2013) [-]
It's a thing that tells you who thumbed up or down on your post.
User avatar #93167 to #93164 - awesomerninjathing (09/02/2013) [-]
Admin sent a mass message a few days ago saying to report anyone who has that lol, it's some sort of glitch and/or hack
#93161 - katinka (09/02/2013) [-]
Fell for a dude in a relationship. Even though my friend who is his best bro told me they don't get along I don't wanna mess with anybody's relationship.
tfwnobf, help me get over it pls
User avatar #93240 to #93161 - midnighteyes (09/03/2013) [-]
I hear you on this one. I never step on toes. Wait and see if they split up, but give it time so that you don't end up being a rebound. If they stay together, it's hard to accept, but it's necessary. Let them be happy together.
Time is literally the ONLY thing that will help you get over it. It's tough.
User avatar #93268 to #93240 - katinka (09/03/2013) [-]
that's legit. thanks dude. I'm just being his friend for the time being.
User avatar #93392 to #93268 - midnighteyes (09/04/2013) [-]
That's awesome! I wish you the best of luck
User avatar #93393 to #93392 - katinka (09/04/2013) [-]
thanks man, good luck to you too with stuff
User avatar #93210 to #93161 - davvi (09/02/2013) [-]
mr booze can help you with that in a bar
User avatar #93168 to #93161 - makotoitou (09/02/2013) [-]
fuck him
User avatar #93155 - AnonsForSure (09/02/2013) [-]
How can I get a Nexus 4 in Hungary?

(inb4 get it retail, if you buy it here, it costs about twice the price it does in the US.)
User avatar #93191 to #93155 - advicedude (09/02/2013) [-]
the internet
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User avatar #93160 to #93155 - sexymeme (09/02/2013) [-]
ebay
User avatar #93146 - drastronomy (09/02/2013) [-]
Not dating related but

Should i go to a good friends birthday, with 2 others or go to a kayak race. My good friend may be diappointed, and i do not really feel like kayaking, yet i would feel guilty for "giving up"...
User avatar #93192 to #93146 - advicedude (09/02/2013) [-]
Party. Friends are more important.
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#93147 to #93146 - valeriya (09/02/2013) [-]
I'm guessing a timetable clash is preventing the old do both?
#93149 to #93148 - valeriya (09/02/2013) [-]
Is your friend the forgiving sort, if your relationship is good enough and you explain how you feel about the race, it might not be a big issue.
User avatar #93150 to #93149 - drastronomy (09/02/2013) [-]
He is, but yet he will blame himself and not me. Then he will feel bad, and i will as well

And im the second worst kayaker at the race, and it is really just 2 km/ 1 mile to kayak...over the course of several days...
User avatar #93158 to #93150 - heraske ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
2k is 1.6 miles
User avatar #93162 to #93158 - drastronomy (09/02/2013) [-]
Approximations bro
#93151 to #93150 - valeriya (09/02/2013) [-]
So you've invested a lot of time in your kayaking and want to see it through, perhaps have an event afterwards to make it up to him?
User avatar #93154 to #93151 - drastronomy (09/02/2013) [-]
No, he will not have any time over the next few weeks. The race is not important at all, yet my coach got me to sign up for it because he wanted me there to measure improvement....
#93156 to #93154 - valeriya (09/02/2013) [-]
party then
User avatar #93163 to #93156 - drastronomy (09/02/2013) [-]
k then
#93140 - prondy (09/02/2013) [-]
Today i lent my umbrella to a girl at school when she was going to go out for something and she was really friendly with me and all
but she has a girlfriend ;__;
User avatar #93193 to #93140 - advicedude (09/02/2013) [-]
Did you get your umbrella back?
User avatar #93143 to #93140 - xfortune (09/02/2013) [-]
Threesome!
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