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#184780 - anon
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(05/19/2015) [-]
I was going to ask in the Items board, but that was closed so here goes...
I apparently got a "7 days of colored text" item. Will it expire after seven days even if I don't activate it? Can I save it as long as I want?
#184820 to #184780 - theguyishere
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(05/20/2015) [-]
Ive had 90 days of coloured text for like a year. Its good as long as you leave it. The 7 days kick in only once you use it
#184851 to #184820 - anon
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(05/20/2015) [-]
Thanks!
#184776 - anon
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(05/19/2015) [-]
Warning, medical question
This cyst/lump appeared on the top of my left testicle that gets bigger when the skin gets stretched a.k.a when i raise my dick upwards. My skin down there is prone to pimples/abscesses due to a couple of surgeries I had (bladder coccyx) and Im used to getting them in unusual places every now and then. However I am worried because it got bigger in a day. It doesnt hurt unless I pinch it and from what I found online I can only relate the symptoms to epididymitis or spermatocele which means it will go away in a couple of days. I've had a dermatologist appointment 2-3 weeks ago and he told me that he couldnt do anything and didnt want to hook me up on antibiotics again. Im worried about it and Ive applied antibiotic creme on it as well as cold packs over the last 2 days. Does anyone else have any experience on this? If so please tell me how you got past it. Thanks in advance
#184811 to #184776 - notred ONLINE
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(05/19/2015) [-]
My dad worked on a 15 year old with a cyst on his ball sack due to a shaving incident. He waited hoping it would get better eventually going to the doctor about it.

Kid lost his testicle. I'd go. Even if it's just a slight worry cause something like that can go very wrong, very fast.
#184789 to #184776 - anon
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(05/19/2015) [-]
Im getting checked on friday after reading some disturbing things online regarding testicular cancer for anyone interested
#184773 - larsfillmore
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(05/19/2015) [-]
I kinda like this girl at work and i think she might like me too or at least be a little interested
I always catch her doing little glaces at me and yesterday we were teasing each other and she had this smile on her the whole time. Then she volutairily left her section yo come work in mine and she jumped at every opportunity to work with me. What to you think?
#184833 to #184773 - fukkentyranitar
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(05/20/2015) [-]
I will shit myself in anger if you don't initiate.
#187708 to #184833 - larsfillmore
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(06/10/2015) [-]
So.... I talk to her alot
#184774 to #184773 - sugoi
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(05/19/2015) [-]
She wants the D.
#184775 to #184774 - larsfillmore
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(05/19/2015) [-]
How give
#184791 to #184775 - plantain
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(05/19/2015) [-]
Ask her out, faggot.
#184798 to #184791 - larsfillmore
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(05/19/2015) [-]
How
#184801 to #184798 - plantain
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(05/19/2015) [-]
Do you know what her interests are? Art? Music? History? Nature?

For example, if she likes art, say, "Hey, did you hear about the new Rembrandt exhibit at the National Gallery? Want to come see it with me?". Not only will be doing something that interests her, you'll be making yourself seem sensitive and cultured. Also, you'll be able to talk uninterrupted and get to know each other better than if you went to see a movie or go to a restaurant.
#184806 to #184801 - larsfillmore
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(05/19/2015) [-]
Don't really know of any. Right now its just playing around stuff. I'm thinking that if she brings up a movie she wants to see or says something she wants to do Ill ask her if she wants to go with me
#184807 to #184806 - plantain
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(05/19/2015) [-]
NO! Don't wait around for that! Most girls are conditioned to wait for the guy to pursue them. Bring something up yourself, otherwise you'll be waiting for a while and she might lose interest.
#184822 to #184807 - larsfillmore
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(05/20/2015) [-]
Got it
#184766 - minorian
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(05/19/2015) [-]
After removing Adblock with AdwCleaner after it became infected with malware, I can't reinstall the extension. Nothing happens at all, when I press the install button on their page.

Anyone knows a solution? I haven't tried reinstalling Chrome yet.
#184768 to #184766 - theflyingbiscuit
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(05/19/2015) [-]
Scan your computer with malwarebytes. Seriously you probably got the virus from using what ever the fuck adwcleaner is. Who the hell can't remove an extension from their browser by themselves?
#184770 to #184768 - minorian
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(05/19/2015) [-]
>not knowing AdwCleaner
Dude, AdwCleaner is authentic. It is one of the most well-known programs for malware cleaning out there.

Removing an extension is basic, but I had no idea that Adblock was even infected until I was asked by AdwCleaner if I wanted to remove it after a scan because I had a browser hijacker. I haven't even heard about malware that infects Adblock before I got it myself.

Adblock is gone, and I have even manually removed any extension I have both through Chrome and in explorer.exe, but now it wont install again
#184771 to #184770 - theflyingbiscuit
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(05/19/2015) [-]
>not using commonsense2015.exe
Seriously it's probably your fault you got malware since generally now it's kind of hard to get it just by going to some website.
#184772 to #184771 - minorian
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(05/19/2015) [-]
Jesus, you are some special kind of f00king cunt, aren't you? Yes, it was probably my fault, and so what? Is that what you do with your freetime? Go around bashing people for pressing "next" too fast on shifty install wizards?
#184762 - anon
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(05/19/2015) [-]
The happiest situation in my life is the meeting with my beloved man who is the best all over the world!) We met in one cool site kovla.com/datings/us/abel/ where everyone can find ‘real love’ and be happy!) The most important is the wish and self-confidence!) I was alone for a long time, but when I found my ‘fate’, I understood that ‘love’ is a beautiful feeling which gives the wings to us!) I want to wish to everybody the happiness and prosperity!) I think that every of us must choose own way in this life: for one it’s career, money and material wellbeing; for others it’s family, children and relations between each other! Generally speaking, I can say that any relations as friendly so love, must be created on the mutual understanding and respect! Good luck everybody in the ‘search’ of sincere feelings and life enjoyment!)
#184763 to #184762 - youngneil
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(05/19/2015) [-]
!)
#184761 - dookaargetman ONLINE
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(05/19/2015) [-]
If anyone has some advice as to successfully astral project, that'd be great.
I've tried a few times, but I'm impatient and give up somewhat easily.
#184795 to #184761 - puapet
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(05/19/2015) [-]
"you show me that it works and how it works, and when I've recovered from the shock I'll take a compass and carve 'fancy that' into the side of my cock"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhGuXCuDb1U

#184760 - ArkAngel
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(05/19/2015) [-]
Last year of school, average job with okay pay for what I do, won't really lead anywhere, no idea what to do after school, like ZERO ideas, the things I enjoy I can't really make a living out of, and the things I am good at, I don't want to do, I kind of want to go to University (College) but thats all I really have. I want a job that gives me reasonable freedom, and they pay is average/above and is just really enjoyable/not stressful...Halp me, what do.
#184757 - tsoper
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(05/19/2015) [-]
Does anyone know where i can buy roofies? Thanks in advance, i have a really strong need for them.
#184921 to #184757 - cshp
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(05/21/2015) [-]
W...what do you need roofies for?
#184769 to #184757 - theflyingbiscuit
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(05/19/2015) [-]
fuckin creepy dude.
#184767 to #184757 - minorian
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(05/19/2015) [-]
I don't think roofies (Rohypnol) exists anymore, but if you just mean shit that knock you out, then flunitrazepam is what basically goes for "roofies" nowadays. You can buy it easy online as far as I know You need to login to view this link

I don't really know why people buy them from a pusher. They always do in movies and series at least.
#184779 to #184767 - tsoper
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(05/19/2015) [-]
Wait... isnt flunitrazepam just another name for rophynol?

anyways, you know where i can buy them?
#184782 to #184779 - minorian
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(05/19/2015) [-]
As I have understood it, Rohypnol was the brand name for the first commercial sale of flunitrazepam, so it's kinda like coke and cola.

My previous link got filtered as spam, lol. I have no idea if this is legit, but it seems so
http:// buybulkmeds .com/index.php?route=product/product&product_id=198
#184827 to #184782 - hoponthefeelstrain
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(05/20/2015) [-]
did you just help someone buy a date rape drug?
#184852 to #184827 - minorian
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(05/20/2015) [-]
It's used mainly as a recreational drug. More so than for it's medical use actually
#184778 to #184767 - tsoper
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(05/19/2015) [-]
Thanks man. Much appreciated.
#184759 to #184757 - youngneil
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(05/19/2015) [-]
Chances are your local drug dealer has them.
#184751 - thedudeistheman
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(05/19/2015) [-]
If I'm applying for a job, do I need a cover letter? I'm applying to a movie theater, so I'm not sure if it would be appropriate. I've looked at different websites that all recommend a cover letter, but in the examples the position being applied for is something like a management position.
#184756 to #184751 - notred ONLINE
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(05/19/2015) [-]
Cover letters separate you from the regular people. It's good to stand out.
#184808 to #184756 - thedudeistheman
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(05/19/2015) [-]
Follow up question: It's an online application. Should the cover letter be part of the same document as the resume, or should I wait and see if there's a separate section to upload a cover letter?
#184809 to #184808 - notred ONLINE
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(05/19/2015) [-]
Same part as the resume.
#184810 to #184809 - thedudeistheman
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(05/19/2015) [-]
Okay, thanks.
#184765 to #184756 - thedudeistheman
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(05/19/2015) [-]
All right, thank you.
#184747 - altosax
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(05/19/2015) [-]
I think breaking up with someone is the hardest task for me.

I Just started dating someone over the last month or so. Went on two dates and talked a bunch on facebook in between. From the start things just didn't feel alive. I feel like I can't always tell that I am on autodrive and just telling people what they want to hear. She got attached so fast and now I want to end this relationship. I find that hard because I don't want to hurt her feelings. It has thrown a wrench in the gears of my productivity. I am so terrible at breaking up and I don't really know where to go.

So I'm sorry if this is taking up time and space on the board. I just have trouble facing it alone.
#184750 to #184747 - hirollin
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(05/19/2015) [-]
I know that feel.
End it quickly, no one likes it when the person they are casually dating becomes super attatched. It's a lesson she's gonna have to learn. It sucks, but gotta do it.
#184752 to #184750 - altosax
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(05/19/2015) [-]
Alright. Deed is done. And everything went way better than I expected.
#184745 - anon
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(05/19/2015) [-]
I've been feeling a strange, almost headache-like sensation in the back of my neck, behind my ear. I don't know what it it and it's been happening all weekend. I've been taking motrin and drinking water to try and help but so far it hasn't. Anyone else have this problem and can shed some light on what it is?
#184743 - anon
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(05/19/2015) [-]
Any advice on how a guy who spends the majority at his time at work can meet women?
#184739 - kingron
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(05/19/2015) [-]
guys, I'm practicing right now in trying to improve my handwriting
any advice, for position, spacing, besides saying git gud ?
#184748 to #184739 - anon
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(05/19/2015) [-]
look up gradeschool cursive writing books.
We used to do it in private school from grade 3 up. Just repeat the letters until you can replicate them with your own familiarity.
Even make a template. Look up a cursive font and make a line of 10 A's B's C's and so on. Leave space underneath for your own writing.
Git gud at that and you can get right into proper calligraphy.
#184749 to #184748 - kingron
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(05/19/2015) [-]
thanks man, I will look up into this right now
#184737 - teoberry
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(05/19/2015) [-]
kind of dumb question but if i'm getting an out of province fake id, should i use an address from that province?
#184753 to #184737 - thatonesouthernkid
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(05/19/2015) [-]
that sounds like a good idea, if the identity is fake why shouldn't the adress be fake as well?
#184742 to #184737 - anon
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(05/19/2015) [-]
can someone translate this into american
#184746 to #184742 - edlias
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(05/19/2015) [-]
replace 'province' with 'state'
#184736 - BigSammy
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(05/19/2015) [-]
Sup advice bros? So I'm on my way to being a 21 year old virgin and I'm super bummed about it. I have pretty poor social skills when it comes to cute girls and I think I'm at least reasonable looking. Help me get laid before I become a wizard?
Sup advice bros? So I'm on my way to being a 21 year old virgin and I'm super bummed about it. I have pretty poor social skills when it comes to cute girls and I think I'm at least reasonable looking. Help me get laid before I become a wizard?
#184842 to #184736 - historia
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(05/20/2015) [-]
Do the "Hi" program. Make yourself say hi to every girl you meet. This will condition you into being more comfortable starting conversations with new girls, and all you have to do is a one syllable "Hi!" Don't wait for them to make eye contact. The point is for you to learn to initiate. They don't even have to respond or hear you. Just say hi. You'll be surprised by some of the reactions.

Decisiveness is very important, so never say "I don't know" when she asks what you want to do, looking adventurous and fun is important, and making them feel safe is EXTREMELY important. Prior to the first time you have sex, safety is the number one concern, and the easiest way to seem "creepy" is by needing her too much, I'll write more about that in a second.

Also, don't listen to the other guy. Smiling is confident. You must present yourself as clean, mature, confident, and funny. Also most importantly, be happy with or without her, and don't jump through hoops for sex. Do it on your terms. That means no begging, and no rescheduling your own appointments. Have something to do on the first date just in case she doesn't show having a book with you is a good idea, if she shows up early you can look intelligent and interesting, and if she doesn't show up you still have something to read while you enjoy your coffee or the scenery , that way your day is still going on your terms.

Also first dates should be no longer than 75 minutes unless sex is a sure thing. Touch her at least once on the first date to break down the touch barrier and occasionally ask her questions about love. This lets her know you're interested in her and makes her associate her memories of love with you.

Finally, don't be afraid to talk to more than one girl at a time during the beginning stages. If you focus on one girl with no backup, you begin to get needy and desperate, which is NOT sexy.

I suggest picking up a copy of "How to Succeed with Women" or something similar and not gimmicky with "tricks". That's where I've gotten most of my advice from.
#184849 to #184842 - BigSammy
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(05/20/2015) [-]
So far I like your advice the best. Saying hi to random girls sounds easy and terrifying at the same time, so I guess that means I should do it.
I'm a very indecisive person, so that whole planning a date thing presents a challenge. And only 75 minutes? That's not even enough time to see a movie. Come to think about it, I have no idea where to take a girl on a date other than the movies.
I also have no idea where to meet girls. I don't have a lot of friends to introduce me to any and I don't get invited to many parties. Or any.
#184867 to #184849 - historia
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(05/20/2015) [-]
And yeah, saying hi to girls really is challenging at first. I still stink at it
#184866 to #184849 - historia
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(05/20/2015) [-]
Coffee shops are good first dates btw
#184865 to #184849 - historia
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(05/20/2015) [-]
Best places to meet girls are at coffee shops, bookstores, bars, and malls. If you're into it, volunteering, yoga, and dance classes are pretty good too. Also dates, especially second dates, need to be adventurous, so do something unusual for her. See, in the book it said the first date is really just for gauging her interesting and creating romantic tension. In a sense, leaving earlier in the date shows you've got your own life, and gives her a reason to want to see you again.

I have to go to work, we'll talk later.

I'm still learning myself.
#184841 to #184736 - historia
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#184792 to #184736 - puapet
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(05/19/2015) [-]
www.the21convention.com

Check out the video library, LOTS of free resources there for whatever your problem is when it comes to talking with cute girls.

My personal suggestion, ask yourself "why do I get nervous when talking to cute girls?" As an example: do you get excited at the concept of sleeping with someone so good looking and sabotage yourself (if so just see it as something that will happen eventually and try to calm yourself when you feel the nerves starting) or do you freeze up because you really care about how they perceive what you say (in which case, talk with some people you are comfortable with and observe how you communicate. If you're fine when you're comfortable then you have to accept that you're conversational skills are fine, and It's on HER to be attracted to your conversational style. If you aren't that good with words then practice writing and reading until you feel confident enough to have more conversations; words are a form of art, and practice makes perfect). While your answer COULD BE similar to one of these solutions or other things you've heard other people say either in person or online, understanding the details and trying to reframe from a better perspective are important to finding the solution to the problem (nerves around cute girls).



ALTERNATIVELY as zyzz would say: "GET FUUUARKIN SHREDDED!!!!"

You'd be SHOCKED at how much this helps things along (girls aren't all that different from boys)
#184764 to #184736 - amen
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(05/19/2015) [-]
Act like a man, dont laugh or smile a lot(chicks like mysterious men), look them in the eye, firm look, then make them want you to look at them again. Dont do gay stuff, dont let them choose shit(where to go, what to do, how to go, when to go, etc.). YOU have to make decisions, just ask her if she is fine with it. She will feel more relaxed and better when she has a man who can take care of things..
Its like a job interview, you have to look and act like not just you want them, but they should want you
#184758 to #184736 - notsoninja
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(05/19/2015) [-]
Get on tinder and start swiping, not that hard man, just drop your standards a little or a lot if need be, if you wanna lose your virginity that is. Don't bother being romantic, be blunt.
#184754 to #184736 - thatonesouthernkid
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(05/19/2015) [-]
prostitutes still count.
#184738 to #184736 - sugoi
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(05/19/2015) [-]
Become a wizard cast spells n shit dude.
#184731 - dalokan ONLINE
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(05/19/2015) [-]
What studies should I follow if I want to be a mortician

Should I just ask my counselor as soon as I enter college, or is there like a special school for that
#184794 to #184731 - puapet
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(05/19/2015) [-]
definitely ask your counselor but also cross reference with anyone you can think of who might know cause some counselors aren't as good at their job as others; some are very good, but it can be hard to tell which you have unless you look elsewhere.

try searching your questions on google, you'd be surprised at how much information is out there. There are schools for it with websites that have all the info you're looking for
#184735 to #184731 - BigSammy
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(05/19/2015) [-]
I'd definitely ask your counselor, but maybe one or two biology classes wouldn't hurt.
#184729 - anon
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(05/19/2015) [-]
How would I say,
"give me the pussy" in spanish

bonus points for "give me the pussy b0ss"
#184730 to #184729 - dalokan ONLINE
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(05/19/2015) [-]
Deme la concha, jefe

if they're dominican say toto instead of concha
#184732 to #184730 - anon
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(05/19/2015) [-]
gracias bebe.
#184733 to #184732 - dalokan ONLINE
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(05/19/2015) [-]
de nada
#184728 - anon
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(05/19/2015) [-]
why exactly is it popular opinion that high school literally doesn't matter? I'm thinking about pursuing a career in IT/Comp repair and I'm not sure whether I should continue to college for it since I applied to a 4-year program for it for HS next year and got accepted. What do you guys think?
why exactly is it popular opinion that high school literally doesn't matter? I'm thinking about pursuing a career in IT/Comp repair and I'm not sure whether I should continue to college for it since I applied to a 4-year program for it for HS next year and got accepted. What do you guys think?
#184726 - ronyx
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(05/19/2015) [-]
Instead of buying a 250 microscope so i could see my sperm, i decided to fully pay the 280 dollars i owed to my credit card. Feels bad man.
Instead of buying a 250 microscope so i could see my sperm, i decided to fully pay the 280 dollars i owed to my credit card. Feels bad man.
#184734 to #184726 - anon
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(05/19/2015) [-]
it'll help you in the long run lil nigga. investments like that are life savers.
#184721 - tealeaf
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(05/18/2015) [-]
so a few days ago me and my gf made some plans to hangout on Friday. everything is fine until out of the blue she come up to me today ad so "so im hangoing out with josh on Friday so we probably cant hang out oh and also im picking up your brother on Friday from your house too."so im sitting there thinking what the fuck at the fact that she just completely blew me and her plans off and had no intention in inviting me and as a extra kick in the nuts Friday is the last day im gonna see her for about 3 weeks. so i dont know if this is just me bein a bitch ass nigga or if that was just a dick move.
#184722 to #184721 - sugoi
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(05/18/2015) [-]
It was a dick move.
Why she kidnapping your bro though?
#184725 to #184722 - tealeaf
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(05/19/2015) [-]
fuck if i know maybe there gettin stoned or somethin which wouldnt supprise me knowing him and her cheating is the least of my worries. but yea it is a fucking dick move
#184796 to #184725 - puapet
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(05/19/2015) [-]
girl seems to like attention from guys and it seems like she's going out of her way to keep plans with all the guys except the supposedly significant one. Keep an eye out brother, this has been on the site a number of times and (speaking from my experience) I think the stereotype (like many others) has a kernel of truth in it somewhere.