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User avatar #106858 - thesmilyingdawg (12/13/2013) [-]
what program converts video to gif with great quality
i tried format factory and the results are ok but i want to converted like the ones in imgflip
you know all nice and no pixels sticking out
can anybody help?
User avatar #106917 to #106858 - mentlgen ONLINE (12/14/2013) [-]
makeagif.com

I used that to make my "Two tickets to the gun show" gif.
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User avatar #106897 to #106845 - silverzepher (12/14/2013) [-]
slow and steady with a baseball bat wins the race. take it slow, but don't let anyone take her from you, don't be over protective, but don't believe that just because she is taking her time with you that someone can't swoop in and try and take her. let her know when you feel jealous, last i checked that still worked, but it has been a while, and well listen to
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aofoBrFNdg
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User avatar #107203 to #107137 - silverzepher (12/15/2013) [-]
really? or was that sarcasm? if so i would have expected italics at least, if not you're welcome. how did it go?
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User avatar #107205 to #107204 - silverzepher (12/15/2013) [-]
good to hear, you guys can agree on a battle plan, now how shall you move forward in this chess match? offensive, or defensive?
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User avatar #107208 to #107207 - silverzepher (12/15/2013) [-]
kind of, are you going to push forward in the relationship, or just play the slow game?
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User avatar #107214 to #107209 - silverzepher (12/15/2013) [-]
i know it sounds mean to refer to this as a sim-date, but to me it is just like one, except not only do i not know the girls preferences, i also don't know the build of my character. so it is like sim-date randomized.
User avatar #107211 to #107209 - silverzepher (12/15/2013) [-]
sim-date logic says sine you have chosen your target, you can choose to take risks and lose points in mass, or gain in mass, or use the mid risk, at this point to take it too slow means you reach the day limit too soon, but by playing the mid risk you can try building a relationship base, and then trying your luck with bigger dates. i suggest shopping, and movies. but i don't know the setting of your current playthrough
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User avatar #107217 to #107216 - silverzepher (12/15/2013) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dating_sim

but depending on where you learned the name first it is sim-date, but dating-sim works too. okay now if it is true that she isn't used to it(no problem with that if it is) you should try basic holding hands, first, at this level kiss should still be locked, i would say you are rank 1, or 2, kissing is normally something you try on rank 3. but other than shopping or movies, walks, and at this time of year (have to love the Christmas only events) dress up could come up(don't try it too soon, 3+ rank i say before trying that) unless you go to a gimmicky photo booth.
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User avatar #106865 to #106845 - countrystrong (12/13/2013) [-]
Sounds to me like she doesn't want the friends to know she likes you. She won't look at you, laughs at you, etc. She might be embarrassed, or knows her friends will make fun of her for liking you
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User avatar #106859 to #106845 - soupkittenagain (12/13/2013) [-]
That is a little weird. Does she also treat you differently when you're with your friends? It might be because she wants that intimacy to be a secret?

You should definitely cuddle. It might lead to what really gets your relationship going.
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User avatar #106840 - gozoglontz (12/13/2013) [-]
Hey guys , i like a girl , i went to the cinema with her yesterday and watched hobbit 2 , we cuddled and shit was nice , but i have no clue what to do now , like , what do i do with her? asking her to go to the cinema again is stupid , and i have no clue what to do with her , i really like her and it seems she likes me too , we always sit together in class and shit like that , so yeah , any advice?
User avatar #106896 to #106840 - ScottP (12/14/2013) [-]
Well what sort of activities does she like to do? Do something along those lines.
User avatar #106869 to #106840 - infamoustrapper (12/13/2013) [-]
take her bowling
User avatar #106871 to #106869 - gozoglontz (12/13/2013) [-]
thanks , thats a nice idea
User avatar #106847 to #106840 - gabemczombie (12/13/2013) [-]
You can always invite her over to watch a movie and cuddle.
User avatar #106848 to #106847 - gozoglontz (12/13/2013) [-]
I dont have the place. Any other idea?
User avatar #106849 to #106848 - gabemczombie (12/13/2013) [-]
Her place?
User avatar #106850 to #106849 - gozoglontz (12/13/2013) [-]
Yeah that would work , any other ideas other than watching movies? ^^
User avatar #106851 to #106850 - gabemczombie (12/13/2013) [-]
Do you share any interests?
User avatar #106852 to #106851 - gozoglontz (12/13/2013) [-]
Not really that much , other than swimming maybe , but thats somewhat hard at the moment. Shes more into sports than me , so i dont really know.
User avatar #106853 to #106852 - gabemczombie (12/13/2013) [-]
Try finding a common interest and then do that with each other
User avatar #106854 to #106853 - gozoglontz (12/13/2013) [-]
Hmm okay , i will try that , thank you bro.
User avatar #106842 to #106840 - megavoir (12/13/2013) [-]
Just try doing something you like with her. That doesn't mean sit on your ass with a computer though.
User avatar #106843 to #106842 - gozoglontz (12/13/2013) [-]
Thats a good idea ill think about that. Any other idea?
User avatar #106857 to #106843 - megavoir (12/13/2013) [-]
Ask her friends what she's into maybe. but some girls find that creepy, I just find it cute.
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User avatar #106846 to #106844 - gozoglontz (12/13/2013) [-]
not really , my room isnt big enough , im getting a bigger room in 3 months. Any other idea?
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User avatar #106887 to #106882 - gozoglontz (12/13/2013) [-]
Yeah thats a good idea too , thankyou.
#106828 - anonymous (12/13/2013) [-]
so I went pee into a bottle like two months ago, and I didn't throw it away, I just kept it in my room, today I went to go look at it, and the pee turned dark, and there was a bunch of little black dots just floating around in it.

should I be worried? Bacteria start to grow inside the urine after it leaves to body and sits at room temperature.
User avatar #106877 to #106828 - awesomerninjathing (12/13/2013) [-]
you said yourself that it's bacteria so I don't know why you asked this you fucking freak
User avatar #106831 to #106828 - infamoustrapper (12/13/2013) [-]
You should be worried that you left a fucking bottle of pee in your room for two monsters, you fucking freak.
User avatar #106821 - aTastyCooky (12/13/2013) [-]
There's no request column so I'm just going to leave this here. I'm looking for an image of a soldier feeding water to a man with torn clothing and a 2nd soldier pointing a gun at him. 3 frames, the first crops out the part of him feeding him and just has the 2nd soldier pointing a gun at him, cthe second has him just feeding water to the man, cropping out the soldier with the gun and the third frame shows the true photo as I explained earlier, I'd really appreciate of someone could find it for me, it's for my final. I previously had the photo but forgot I reformatted my computer.
#106822 to #106821 - sugoi (12/13/2013) [-]
Found it cause I'm sugoi like that.
User avatar #106823 to #106822 - aTastyCooky (12/13/2013) [-]
Thank you
User avatar #106817 - asshatblast (12/13/2013) [-]
quick question: i am thinking of going to Europe between early July to Mid/late August, with my sister. here are the countries we are thinking of going to: Germany, Belgium, France, Switzerland, Italy and maybe the Czech Republic. Cities not sure yet. we will get Eurorail passes, however we are wondering where a cheap places to fly to would be and best websites? as well how much do you think the trip would be im looking at $4000-$5500 (rough estimate) , is that too much or too low? btw we are from Vancouver, Canada so we are doing all the pricing of the CAD.....

Thank you for your time.
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#106811 - anonymous (12/13/2013) [-]
Random question.

Does it feel good for males to have their nipples/boobs played with and bitten? Or is this just for a female. (Im aware men dont have 'boobs' but I just mean the breast/chest area when I say boobs)
User avatar #106861 to #106811 - marinepenguin (12/13/2013) [-]
It feels good when it's done to me, but as long as it isn't too rough. That shit can hurt.
User avatar #106832 to #106811 - infamoustrapper (12/13/2013) [-]
I have hairy nipples
User avatar #106814 to #106811 - xedeid (12/13/2013) [-]
In my opinion, no. Other guys might like it but my girlfriend and I tried it and it was just like oh ok. It didn't feel like anything. I enjoy having my butt touched though.
User avatar #106812 to #106811 - awesomerninjathing (12/13/2013) [-]
if you read Cosmo, apparently it's very sexy
User avatar #106806 - raikuling (12/13/2013) [-]
Hi guys, I kind of need help my personal life. So basically at school, I hang out with a group of friends and we pretty much just hang out and talk. But lately I feel like they're distancing them from me. Whenever I try to talk to one of them, they just ignore me or just give me 1 or 2 words answers. I don't really blame them, with the things I do, insulting them, hurting them, and just plain being an asshole. The thing is, I don't know how to stop being an asshole. Can you guys give me tips on how to stop being an asshole and repair my friendship with them?
User avatar #106837 to #106806 - silverzepher (12/13/2013) [-]
if they can't accept you for who you are then they aren't your friends, right? that is what they always said to me, and i would respond with a snarky answer and ignore the "i'm holier than thou" person trying to pretend they aren't assholes too.
User avatar #106833 to #106806 - infamoustrapper (12/13/2013) [-]
stop being a dick
User avatar #106820 to #106806 - Keoul (12/13/2013) [-]
Before you say or do anything, think. "Would an asshole do this?"
If the answer is yes, don't do it.
#106818 to #106806 - anonymous (12/13/2013) [-]
Just pick up healthy habits and read some classic literature
User avatar #106795 - fuckya (12/13/2013) [-]
My friends have pointed out that I have a problem with wanting to help people out a little too much, so much to the point that I tend to get myself hurt in the process. I feel good about it on the surface and when I'm actually doing it, but over all it's ended with me being heart-broken, and depressed. It's even started to shape my future (training to be Pararescue in the USAF) .
Is it really that big of a problem, or is it okay to live like this because I've talked many people out of suicide/self-harm.
User avatar #106867 to #106795 - countrystrong (12/13/2013) [-]
I'm the same way. There is nothing at all wrong with that. It's way better to help someone and even though you might get hurt, it's worth knowing that you helped them. I tend to be too forgiving and caring to people who don't always deserve it, but I still feel like I at least tried on my part
User avatar #106862 to #106795 - marinepenguin (12/13/2013) [-]
I think spending your life helping people is a very noble thing to do. You probably won't be the richest or most successful, but you'll sure as hell be remembered and missed when you die.
#106803 to #106795 - anonymous (12/13/2013) [-]
rather do something you like than being a bitch your whole life
when you look back it'll be better knowing you tried than just being a bitch and giving up
User avatar #106779 - adrilazzaro (12/13/2013) [-]
In what way did public health care improve between 1845-1945?
due tomorrow but i also have a maths test tomorrow and this maths is important, any bullet points or thingies are super appreciated
#106790 to #106779 - anonymous (12/13/2013) [-]
pretty much over all technologies
medicine
public sanitation
resource abundance
and maybe you can say government regulation but that's a whole different ball park

User avatar #106787 to #106779 - makotoitou (12/13/2013) [-]
People died back then, people don't die as much now.
User avatar #106776 - rokkarokkaali (12/13/2013) [-]
So that internet tester thing says I have 1.7mB/s download speed yet I've never passed 200kB/s. Are there any explanations to this?
User avatar #106796 to #106776 - roliga (12/13/2013) [-]
Have you tried turning it off and back on again?
User avatar #106798 to #106797 - roliga (12/13/2013) [-]
Have you tried using Google Chrome? Try using Google Chrome
User avatar #106799 to #106798 - rokkarokkaali (12/13/2013) [-]
V/ helpful advice
User avatar #106800 to #106799 - roliga (12/13/2013) [-]
Try closing and reopening Google Chrome
User avatar #106801 to #106800 - rokkarokkaali (12/13/2013) [-]
thumbing you down to prove your point
and for not helping
User avatar #106804 to #106801 - roliga (12/13/2013) [-]
Try troubleshooting the problem
User avatar #106802 to #106801 - roliga (12/13/2013) [-]
Refresh the page
#106805 to #106802 - rokkarokkaali (12/13/2013) [-]
You should really show your girlfriend this wonderful thread of you trolling me so hard. I'd be she'd be proud.
User avatar #106807 to #106805 - roliga (12/13/2013) [-]
I can't do tech support, I'm not even Indian.
#106791 to #106776 - anonymous (12/13/2013) [-]
megabyte is not megabit
i think the ratio is 8.2;1 or something like that
i have a 17Mbit internet but i get 2mb download speed
it's a marketing bullshit
User avatar #106793 to #106791 - rokkarokkaali (12/13/2013) [-]
So which is the big B and which is the M? I'm so confused.
User avatar #106810 to #106808 - rokkarokkaali (12/13/2013) [-]
Oh so the speed test thing had megabits instead of megabyte. That caused a lot of confusion. Thanks broski.
#106781 to #106776 - namcobandai (12/13/2013) [-]
They lie
User avatar #106782 to #106781 - rokkarokkaali (12/13/2013) [-]
The internet provider, my downloads, or the speed test?
User avatar #106838 to #106782 - silverzepher (12/13/2013) [-]
everyone lies, i'm still surprised how few people have yet to learn this lesson.
User avatar #106775 - thedudeistheman ONLINE (12/13/2013) [-]
I'm a relatively new driver. When on a highway, I feel like I'm in two lanes at the same time, despite seeing that I'm clearly not. Is this a feeling I'll get over with time?
#106792 to #106775 - anonymous (12/13/2013) [-]
you just get used to it (but don't get too used to driving, people get over confident and fuck themselves)
but personally i avoid highways during the winter as much as possible
User avatar #106809 to #106792 - thedudeistheman ONLINE (12/13/2013) [-]
I've been told numerous times to always be wary of other drivers, so hearing it again from someone I don't know helps to build on that.

My road test is in January, so highway driving is a must for me right now. I can see why you'd want to avoid it though.
User avatar #106839 to #106809 - silverzepher (12/13/2013) [-]
i was only used for 2 things in my drivers ed class, left turns, and getting on and off the highway. other than those two things my teacher didn't do too much explaining, just "you, drive the car. i don't care you can barely fit in this little toy car, just drive the fucking thing" though the people i had along with me (3 kids, and the teacher) learned very quickly i am an asshole, so many jokes made at their expense. it is also where i first heard Hollywood Undead
User avatar #106872 to #106839 - thedudeistheman ONLINE (12/13/2013) [-]
I do enjoy me some Hollywood Undead.
User avatar #106860 to #106839 - sweetyuuki (12/13/2013) [-]
Hollywood Undead is awesomeness.
#106743 - anonymous (12/13/2013) [-]
What shape is your hand supposed to naturally go into? my friend pointed out how ine was fucked up since it seems based on holding a controller.
User avatar #106815 to #106743 - xedeid (12/13/2013) [-]
Controllers are designed specifically to fit into the natural contours of your hand.
User avatar #106758 to #106743 - advicedude (12/13/2013) [-]
controller holding shouldn't do anything.
User avatar #106755 to #106743 - soupkittenagain (12/13/2013) [-]
I don't think it's your hand looks like it's holding a controller but it's that the controller was meant to easily fit into a hand. But what do I know?
User avatar #106754 to #106743 - makotoitou (12/13/2013) [-]
Onto a dick bcuz ur gay
#106742 - anonymous (12/13/2013) [-]
I've been dating this girl for about 3 months now and her birthday is coming up on the 15th. I have no idea what to get her. Help?
User avatar #106834 to #106742 - infamoustrapper (12/13/2013) [-]
Give her the ol lickaroo
#106819 to #106742 - anonymous (12/13/2013) [-]
A classy date and a card, not too cute not too forward. Flawless strategy, memories always win as presents.
User avatar #106816 to #106742 - xedeid (12/13/2013) [-]
Step one: get a box
Step two: cut a hole in the box
Step three: I dunno man, what does she like?
#106794 to #106742 - anonymous (12/13/2013) [-]
get her something she needs
fuck flowers and shit; they are just too inconvenient and expensive
buy her a flashdrive or something
nigga you should've bought something during cyber monday or something
User avatar #106759 to #106742 - advicedude (12/13/2013) [-]
Flowers, chocolate, dress formal
User avatar #106756 to #106742 - soupkittenagain (12/13/2013) [-]
Maybe an accessory? Some flowers? A good time? not sex A gift can easily disappear but a good memory will last. unless some amnesia comes by
#106747 to #106744 - anonymous (12/13/2013) [-]
I would, trust me, but she is into that "waiting until marriage" thing. So I can't hand out the D
#106749 to #106747 - anonymous (12/13/2013) [-]
I mean I could, but that would probably result in her dumping me and calling rape.
User avatar #106748 to #106747 - makotoitou (12/13/2013) [-]
marry her then
#106750 to #106748 - anonymous (12/13/2013) [-]
Doubt she would go for that this soon.
User avatar #106751 to #106750 - makotoitou (12/13/2013) [-]
because ur an fagit
#106752 to #106751 - anonymous (12/13/2013) [-]
Thanks, you've been a great help.
User avatar #106753 to #106752 - makotoitou (12/13/2013) [-]
Glad I can help
#106730 - anonymous (12/12/2013) [-]
is a 6 inch dick small?
User avatar #106864 to #106730 - marinepenguin (12/13/2013) [-]
It's fairly average. 5.5 inches is the average I think. So you're good.
User avatar #106836 to #106730 - infamoustrapper (12/13/2013) [-]
lol my dicks bigger than yours
User avatar #106777 to #106730 - rokkarokkaali (12/13/2013) [-]
Yes. If you want we can switch dicks.
User avatar #106778 to #106777 - rokkarokkaali (12/13/2013) [-]
that sounded more gay than I expected
User avatar #106760 to #106730 - advicedude (12/13/2013) [-]
It's huge.
User avatar #106728 - benjamino (12/12/2013) [-]
Guys, I've mentioned it here a couple times now that my friend is depressed, and gearing herself up for suicide.
I really want to comfort her, make her feel better.
wat do
User avatar #106745 to #106728 - makotoitou (12/13/2013) [-]
Tell her to stop being edgy and just do it
#106784 to #106745 - namcobandai (12/13/2013) [-]
Gtfo faggot, there's a new sheriff in town. join up or throw down, I'll fucking destroy you either way
#106786 to #106784 - namcobandai (12/13/2013) [-]
Your dick will go so deep inside of me that it will take the shape of my dick which I have full control of and with my newly found Mega Dick, I will forcibly fuck you in the in ass with some kind of inception shit
User avatar #106785 to #106784 - makotoitou (12/13/2013) [-]
What if I buttfuck you?
User avatar #106733 to #106728 - niceguyguy (12/12/2013) [-]
Ask her to go to the doctors, if she needs someone to take her there escort her. You should also refer her to a suicide helpline and convince her to tell her parents as the support of her family will go a long way in this type of situation. Hope it's all going to be okay for you.
User avatar #106735 to #106733 - benjamino (12/12/2013) [-]
She sees doctors regularly. Her parents are aware she is depressed, and aware that she cuts herself.
Last night her parents were out and she cut herself, they came back early and took her to the hospital, then placed her under house-arrest.
I don't know the exact situation, but from as far as I can tell her parents and the doctors don't consider her considering suicide as a credible threat. I do.
User avatar #106736 to #106735 - niceguyguy (12/12/2013) [-]
Well I can understand how she feels and it's important that friends let her know that they're there for them should they ever intend to end their life. It's good she's seeing a doctor but the question is, is she being truthful? Some depressed people lie to their doctors and then plan to end their life, it's an odd thing to explain however I know of a good documentary on suicide that can give you a good insight to the act.

Suicide (Documentary) 1/4
User avatar #106737 to #106736 - benjamino (12/12/2013) [-]
I have no way of knowing what she tells her doctor. And I remind her every day I'm here for her, and ask if there's anything she needs to get off her chest. I'll watch the doc, thanks for the replies bro.
User avatar #106738 to #106737 - niceguyguy (12/12/2013) [-]
Good the more support she has the better. No problem it's truly one of the most horrible experiences you go through in life. I wish you all the best.
User avatar #106724 - Jameshaich (12/12/2013) [-]
Can one get Anti-depressants from their GP? Or must they go to a psychiatrist?
I'm in the UK
User avatar #106732 to #106724 - niceguyguy (12/12/2013) [-]
I have recently started to take them, go to your GP and explain your situation and make sure to explain your symptoms in detail so they can prescribe the correct anti-depressants for you. If you have had thoughts of killing yourself then they will more than likely refer you to start therapy. Once you start to take them you're going to feel a lot worse but hang in there as they will soon start to take affect. Avoid alcohol if you can as it makes it worse.
User avatar #106726 to #106724 - benjamino (12/12/2013) [-]
All depends on what the GP thinks, you mightn't need to go to see a full blown psychiatrist but probably a specialist.
User avatar #106727 to #106726 - Jameshaich (12/12/2013) [-]
Thanks for the info!
User avatar #106729 to #106727 - benjamino (12/12/2013) [-]
No problem, hope you feel better bro.
#106720 - asdasdthfghfgh (12/12/2013) [-]
I don't know what to do for a career. I want to have a job that pays well, but I don't want to spend my life working 8-6 or 6-9, I want to have a social life too. I thought about being an engineer, as my dad is one, but he goes to work at 6 and comes home at 6, eats dinner, then usually does a few more things before going to sleep. That's not the kind of life I want. I'm just confused and I need help.

pic kinda related i guess
User avatar #106762 to #106720 - advicedude (12/13/2013) [-]
Computer stuff. High demand these days. A good online course could land you a job.
User avatar #106746 to #106720 - makotoitou (12/13/2013) [-]
Become a boytoy
User avatar #106725 to #106720 - infamoustrapper (12/12/2013) [-]
be an actuary bitch
#106740 to #106725 - anonymous (12/13/2013) [-]
No that's what my dad is and he goes to work at 6 and doesn't come back home until 7 and I know he doesn't take a lunch break. It might be because he is high up in his company but I don't think it is the life you want. Also that field is becoming obsolete as more and more companies aren't giving out pension plans. You might be out of a job in 15 years if you decide to go down that path. It also gives my dad a lot of stress and I know he is a simple guy that likes to have fun. He doesn't have time to hike or go see shows with me anymore and I kind of miss it. He's starting to have to work on weekends as well and it is literally making his hair grey.
User avatar #106829 to #106740 - infamoustrapper (12/13/2013) [-]
Lol what???? First of all everything you said is wrong. Actuary has been in numerous top 5 lists for least stressful jobs. MY dad is an actuary and works from 7 to 4:30. It pays a FUCK TON and if you love math, you'll love the job.

"There simply aren't enough actuaries to fill the growing demand among a wide range of employers, which will keep actuaries ranked highly for years to come."
Also actuaries will ALWAYS be needed because there will ALWAYS be insurance and actuaries will be needed to determine the cost of premiums.
User avatar #106830 to #106829 - infamoustrapper (12/13/2013) [-]
asdasdthfghfgh lol don't listen to anon
#106702 - anonymous (12/12/2013) [-]
Just how many Faggots do you need to build a full grown faggatron?
User avatar #106763 to #106702 - advicedude (12/13/2013) [-]
Go Go Faggotrangers
User avatar #106711 to #106702 - metalkinkajou ONLINE (12/12/2013) [-]
it really depends. If you wanna big one, go for 30 really strong faggots. If small one, 5-10 strong ones should be fine
#106703 to #106702 - anonymous (12/12/2013) [-]
Is 16 okay?
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