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#188024 - anon
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(06/12/2015) [-]
when guys find out I don't put out they immediately lose interest in me. I just want someone to love me...
#188149 to #188024 - sphincterface
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(06/14/2015) [-]
Start hanging out with the right guys.
#188068 to #188024 - anon
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(06/13/2015) [-]
And? Find one who doesn't care. Lots of guys want to wait till marriage go find one. Just don't be a bitch about it. I mean don't expect any five star meals. A relationship is a give and take.

Personally I think it's great that you want to wait. I'd love to find a virgin who wants to wait till marriage. So would many other guys out there.
#188066 to #188024 - joshlol
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(06/13/2015) [-]
stop wasting your time with shitty guys then
#188062 to #188024 - anon
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(06/12/2015) [-]
Are you womanexplain?
#188052 to #188024 - bobvonbobby ONLINE
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(06/12/2015) [-]
That's their fault? Just be a fucking tease. Like, we're easy to manipulate if you flirt well enough. You don't gotta put out.
#188038 to #188024 - anon
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(06/12/2015) [-]
Then put out.
#188022 - thisisestonia
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(06/12/2015) [-]
but my wee wee is curved down, quite a lot
#188040 to #188022 - yourinvisiblegf
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(06/12/2015) [-]
can increase stimulation a lot
#188085 to #188040 - thisisestonia
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(06/13/2015) [-]
hey hey hey
hey hey hey
#188023 to #188022 - ieatbengay
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(06/12/2015) [-]
my dong doesn't curve left or right
#188021 - mrallex
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(06/12/2015) [-]
hello. I need to create a 1 minute animation of an UFO in 3d. now I need a simple storyline to take place. it needs to have a intro, center and ending. help me?
#188041 to #188021 - yourinvisiblegf
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(06/12/2015) [-]
alien is looking for america, ask a random terrian where he is, get mad, fly away
#188015 - thewizsam
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(06/12/2015) [-]
anyone got a snapchat or a kik i just got them but i have no one on them. so can i get yours?
#188009 - icameheretotroll ONLINE
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(06/12/2015) [-]
Cat is preggo

what do
#188074 to #188009 - titsmccracken
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(06/13/2015) [-]
Well after she's given birth and you have given the kittens away, get her spayed. Seriously, regardless of the massive amount of unwanted cats already in existence, you don't have to deal with her going into heat or risk losing her to complications from pregnancy.
#188042 to #188009 - yourinvisiblegf
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(06/12/2015) [-]
drown in pussies

then drown the pussies, film it, become internet famous
#188013 to #188009 - sugoi ONLINE
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(06/12/2015) [-]
Catsarolle?
#188010 to #188009 - anon
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(06/12/2015) [-]
Make a profit on babies.
#188011 to #188010 - icameheretotroll ONLINE
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(06/12/2015) [-]
I MEAN HOW COOK???
#188006 - anon
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(06/12/2015) [-]
I'm thinking of getting a Newfoundland as my first "on my own" dog. I've owned big, heavy, slobbery dogs before while living with family, but never this specific breed and I was wondering if there was anything about this dog I should be concerned about before looking for a breeder.
I'm guessing like most big dogs, health is always a problem but I don't think that happens until later in their life. And I know they also shed and slobber a lot, but I don't mind that.
#188027 to #188006 - anon
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(06/12/2015) [-]
The biggest thing with giant breeds are indeed the health issues. Joint and heart issues are more prevalent. They are more likely to develop bone cancers. And females have higher risks for chronic urinary diseases. The best way to avoid many of these issues is get a mix. All I've owned are giant breeds (mainly mastiffs as at one point I was running a foster home for them). They are definitely worth some of the headache they come with as they offer things smaller dogs just can't. If you are looking specifically for a purebred try to do as much research as you can into the lineage of the breeders' dogs. Many have resorted to inbreeding to keep lines pure resulting in higher chances of the diseases I listed previously.
#188025 to #188006 - ieatbengay
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(06/12/2015) [-]
small dogs > big dogs
#188045 to #188025 - anon
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(06/12/2015) [-]
No, I want a real dog, not a miniature figure of one.
#188002 - delphine
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(06/12/2015) [-]
My coworkers and I are going to have a horrible animal shirt day. Similar to three wolf and a moon shirts. I need to find the most beautifully tacky animal shirt I can find. This is the best one I've found so far. Can anyone top it?
#188016 to #188002 - skoldpaddacommala
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(06/12/2015) [-]
If you want to actually wear cancer...
#188007 to #188002 - anon
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(06/12/2015) [-]
Eh, as funny as this would be, do you really want to spend this kind of money on a shirt you're going to wear once?
#188008 to #188007 - delphine
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(06/12/2015) [-]
Probably not... Maybe I'll just keep looking though Goodwills and hope for something.
#188003 to #188002 - unforgivenfive
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(06/12/2015) [-]
this is perfect..its also terribly cliche

maybe like this?
#188005 to #188003 - delphine
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(06/12/2015) [-]
And another one is wearing an iconic wolf shirt www.amazon.com/Mountain-Moon-Soloist-Adult-T-shirt
#188004 to #188003 - delphine
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(06/12/2015) [-]
No, we work with children so the shirt would be too cute. For reference, one of them found this goat shirt at goodwill. www.amazon.com/Cotton-Animal-Halloween-Costume-T-S
#187988 - nought
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(06/11/2015) [-]
#188054 to #187988 - minutes
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(06/12/2015) [-]
I don't have any research or anything but from my experience it really is like that.
I know a lot of girls who are constantly complaining that guys don't make the first step, but that's just their view of it. For example my gf has that belief, yet everytime we go to a party I have to tell at least 2 guys to fuck off cause they are actively hitting on her. Also I fucking made the first step to our relationship, but when I mention that she just says it's the only time that happened.

I think it has something to do with the way girls get approached. If they get hit on by some stranger with a line like "u want sum fuk?" they won't even rate it as an actual approach.
I'd say it's a lot easier for girls to get laid, I think anyone will agree on that. To get into an actual, good relationship with a well fitting guy, should be as hard for them as it is for guys. If the quality of the relationship isn't taking into account it would be way easier for girls again though.
#188028 to #187988 - anon
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(06/12/2015) [-]
Is really not true.
But beleeb what you want to beleeb.
#188026 to #187988 - ieatbengay
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(06/12/2015) [-]
tru
#188018 to #187988 - dehumanizer
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(06/12/2015) [-]
its true ignore sugoi hes a normie
#188020 to #188018 - sugoi ONLINE
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(06/12/2015) [-]
Bby dun b liek dat wuld u liek sm booty cream?
#187990 to #187988 - sugoi ONLINE
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(06/11/2015) [-]
Kek somebody aint got any empathy.
#187992 to #187990 - nought
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(06/11/2015) [-]
istrue?
#187993 to #187992 - sugoi ONLINE
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(06/11/2015) [-]
Is notrue grills 5</10 has easy times, 5> is no fun times.
#187994 to #187993 - nought
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(06/11/2015) [-]
isn't it the other way around
#187995 to #187994 - sugoi ONLINE
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(06/11/2015) [-]
A common misconception, is both ways this aint no round about son!
#187983 - thereasonableperso ONLINE
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(06/11/2015) [-]
I think I'm becoming a conspiracy theorist. I have proof, but it's still mostly conjecture and some of it may seem outlandish to the normal person. I'm afraid I'll be called an idiot.
#188056 to #187983 - minutes
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(06/12/2015) [-]
I'd really like to see that theory. Mentioning me doesn't help, I have turned off notifications.
#188017 to #187983 - yourinvisiblegf
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(06/12/2015) [-]
on what subject(s) ?
#188014 to #187983 - titsmccracken
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(06/12/2015) [-]
I just sat through a half hour lecture from my sister about how mermaids are real. Needless to say you could ramble your theories at me and I wouldn't judge you. Unless it's about proof of mermaids, I've had enough for that for a life time.
#187991 to #187983 - sugoi ONLINE
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(06/11/2015) [-]
Tell us your theory and we'll be the judge of that poor judges but still...
#188030 to #187991 - thereasonableperso ONLINE
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(06/12/2015) [-]
titsmccracken yourinvisiblegf

Give me a bit to type it up. I had a powerpoint style presentstion for it but that's on another computer that's having difficulties.
#187987 to #187983 - nought
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(06/11/2015) [-]
conjecture is not proof
#187997 to #187987 - thereasonableperso ONLINE
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(06/11/2015) [-]
No shit. "Mostly conjecture." I didn't say it's solid.
#187998 to #187997 - nought
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(06/11/2015) [-]
shhh the grays might hear you
#187999 to #187998 - thereasonableperso ONLINE
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(06/11/2015) [-]
Fuck! *Scrambkes for tinfoil Hat*
#187981 - anon
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(06/11/2015) [-]
Ok, dumb question. What's the word for encouraging bad behavior? Like when someone does that they call them a/n? I'm really close to remembering it but it's a bit out of reach.
#187985 to #187981 - anon
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(06/11/2015) [-]
ya enabling
#187982 to #187981 - anon
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(06/11/2015) [-]
Enabler, that's the fucking word.
#187980 - fornowjr
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(06/11/2015) [-]
Some lady called me by first name, she knew the last 4 digits of my social ( she told me to verify last 4 only ) and the call dropped. She sounded hot.
#187978 - anon
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(06/11/2015) [-]
For what seems like these past few days, my tailbone really hurts upon walking and i dont know why. Anythoughts?
#188001 to #187978 - anon
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(06/12/2015) [-]
Could be your sciatic nerve is pinched. Try not to sit on your feet or your wallet whenever possible. Avoid standing with all your weight on one leg. These affect you even more so if you're overweight.
#187976 - fuzzybutt
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(06/11/2015) [-]
Posted yesterday about a jawbone I dug up whilst doing yard work for a relative.

Well, I went back there today, didn't find much else. Found another piece of bone but it was too small to know where it was from.

But then I hit something really hard and found whatever the hell this is.

Bit of a crap picture since my finger is there but the bulk of it is visible. Vertically down where my finger is and off towards the right (you can faintly see it) there's a beam of wood. The thing in the picture is solid metal though. I tried levering it out and it bent the spade in half. Whatever it is, there's more of it buried.
#188019 to #187976 - dehumanizer
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(06/12/2015) [-]
dig more around it and get pictures
#187974 - stardude
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(06/11/2015) [-]
how do i mention comments??
like this >>#123
#187989 to #187974 - ieatbengay
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(06/11/2015) [-]
Click their comment number with comment box open
Or type >>number
#188043 to #187989 - yourinvisiblegf
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(06/12/2015) [-]
>>#187989,

it worked ^^

tk
#187979 to #187974 - yourinvisiblegf
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(06/11/2015) [-]
>>#187974
forget the #
#187972 - anon
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(06/11/2015) [-]
If you're in the national guard, can you live on an airforce base?
#187971 - bobvonbobby ONLINE
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(06/11/2015) [-]
Is anybody here in the Urbana-Champaign region of Illinois?
#187964 - shadowkingdr ONLINE
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(06/11/2015) [-]
how do i stop all the comments threads from being open? now i have to manually close them
#187965 to #187964 - anon
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(06/11/2015) [-]
#187966 to #187965 - shadowkingdr ONLINE
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(06/11/2015) [-]
thank you
#187958 - anon
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(06/11/2015) [-]
I'm not interested in anything productive.
I procrastinate a lot. I used to be a great student and now I'm mediocre at best.
I'm really antisocial.
I may have a mentality problem with women.
I can't move on from the last "relationship" I was involved in. She was a cheater and while I hate her and would never forgive her, sometimes I wank thinking on doing her. Also this month I dreamt twice with her (both dreams about her being a whore and me trying to find out and telling her of for it).
I'm timid as fuck.
I'm the most insecure thing that ever existed. I have great fear to embarrasment or failure.
I'm weak-willed. Normally I leave things at half of the way, even videogames (my hobby).

Jesus FJ I can't stand this anymore. I don't even care about exams or parties anymore I just want to blow my fucking head up. How can my mind be so fucked up. I just want this pain to end. I hate myself.
#187984 to #187958 - fornowjr
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(06/11/2015) [-]
My friend worry not, I have a solution but it will not work without you putting the effort in.
What you need to start doing immediately is to embrace the fear of embarrasment and failure. Do not worry about other people but yourself and do not be afraid to laugh at yourself. It won't be easy, but think of it this way.

Whatever you are doing obviously is not working for you. You're depressed, you're whining, etc. Realize you are not the first person to go through this and you will most certainly not be the last one either.

I learned the world is not the nicest of all places, so you either have to adapt to your surroundings or die I know, edgy .

Forgive me if I seem forthright with this, but I believe this is the only way people will listen. It will hurt but only for a short while. It (like everything else in this world) will pass on and something that might not even be the worst thing you've seen yet.

I leave you with this, don't live in a world filled with negative energies, but don't cast them away. Live with both good/bad and determine yourself how much sadness or happiness you want.

Good luck my friend.
#187959 to #187958 - anon
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(06/11/2015) [-]
All you need to do is one step towards something greater. Do 10 pushups, or open a book, confidence builds, it doesn't appear over night. A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor. Many people feel the same way, go do something different, no matter how much the idea of it bothers you. Stop making excuses, start making changes.
#187955 - anon
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(06/11/2015) [-]
What's the best way to alleviate opiate withdrawals?
#187970 to #187955 - ferrettamer
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(06/11/2015) [-]
do opiates
#187938 - sphincterface
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(06/11/2015) [-]
How do I get over being homesick all the time? Or just missing my family like crazy? Every time I go on vacation to see family that I actually like being around, I am miserable when I come back because I always feel like the time is too short.
#187969 to #187938 - nonbenderinlife
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(06/11/2015) [-]
Ive been in the same position as you. I used to take a 6 hour long trip home every weekend to see my family. Make friends and basically do whatever karlKroenen said. Also, you should give it some time.
#187956 to #187938 - karlKroenen
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(06/11/2015) [-]
Your head and heart know where home is. Sometimes it's where you make it, sometimes its where the people you love are. Go see them as often as you can, call them on the phone right now and talk to them about how you are feeling homesick, they can comfort you. Workout, read, do something intensive that is both good and will take your mind off of it.
#187968 to #187956 - sphincterface
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(06/11/2015) [-]
Thanks man. I know it may sound kinda dumb, me basically sounding like I am saying "I miss mom and dad" and all that shit, but honestly I love being with my family, even if we bicker.