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#185998 - thisisestonia
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(05/29/2015) [-]
hanged clothes out to dry, came inside, birds shat on 2 shirts, re-washing them, I want to kill the birds with a bb gun but they are the nations national bird. what do? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barn_swallow
#186106 to #185998 - youngneil
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(05/30/2015) [-]
"most widespread species of swallow in the world"
Fuck 'em up, fam.
#186122 to #186106 - thisisestonia
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(05/30/2015) [-]
it's illegal to kill them, can't really see them either because of all the green stuff around my house
#186125 to #186122 - youngneil
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(05/30/2015) [-]
Well, as long as nobody notices you killing the stupid fuckers it's all good. I'm assuming there are tons of the things, so nobody is gonna see a decline in the flying rat population.
#186126 to #186125 - thisisestonia
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(05/30/2015) [-]
problably
#186127 to #186126 - youngneil
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(05/30/2015) [-]
That being said, how illegal is it? Jaywalking is illegal, but I've never seen anyone get into any sort of trouble for it. If there is a chance that you'll get your hand chopped off for killing them, then don't do it.
#186128 to #186127 - thisisestonia
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(05/30/2015) [-]
It's the national bird of Estonia, my morals are against it (yeah right) I'm just short tempered
#186026 to #185998 - supertanto
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(05/29/2015) [-]
don't live in austria or estonia that's a start
#186005 to #185998 - notred ONLINE
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(05/29/2015) [-]
Shoot em. Just make sure you aren't caught
#186002 to #185998 - sugoi
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(05/29/2015) [-]
Hide the bodies.
By eating them.
#185993 - demonologist
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#186029 to #185993 - supertanto
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(05/29/2015) [-]
threesome that shit
#185994 to #185993 - ieatbengay
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(05/29/2015) [-]
why is the other guy a 'fuckwit'?

why are you such a faggot?

just ask her out already
#185995 to #185994 - demonologist
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#185997 to #185995 - braveblue
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(05/29/2015) [-]
listen to bengay, move on. Otherwise she will just string you alongside her.
#185996 to #185995 - ieatbengay
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(05/29/2015) [-]
move on
#185992 - priestofkarp
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(05/29/2015) [-]
It's my first day out of school after graduating and I have an interview for a job at walmart, but I've never had a job interview before. Can you guys give some tips or cheat codes to help? It's an evening/night position and I'll likely be just working with produce and whatnot, but I have no job or official volunteer experience so I feel like I'll be drawing a lot of blanks when the interviewer talks to me.
#186030 to #185992 - supertanto
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(05/29/2015) [-]
For walmart? Literally just don't be autistic
#185982 - drastronomy
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(05/29/2015) [-]
Tfw 21
I am the highest scorer among ny friends, by 9 points

Is it over?
Post scores pls
#186353 to #185982 - wootshop
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(06/01/2015) [-]
8
never considered myself normal
#186109 to #185982 - youngneil
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(05/30/2015) [-]
11. Not sure why being raised by a single mother is a bad thing, but I'm pretty sure my score would be a lot higher if my dad was in the picture.
#186086 to #185982 - nsfwcontent
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(05/29/2015) [-]
Score: 3
I play MMO's
#186057 to #185982 - joshlol
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(05/29/2015) [-]
why exactly does not having a facebook account make you a loser?
#186060 to #186057 - drastronomy
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(05/29/2015) [-]
Don't worry about that part, Josh, you will have max score anyways

It is strange, but i guess it shows disconnection from the norm, which apparently is beta
#186061 to #186060 - joshlol
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(05/29/2015) [-]
yeah, I suppose you're right
at least I quit MMORPGs
#186059 to #186057 - joshlol
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(05/29/2015) [-]
I'd feel like even more of a loser if I wasted my time on that shit
(not that I don't waste way too much time here instead lol)
#186055 to #185982 - dingdongsingsong
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(05/29/2015) [-]
I'm a girl so idunno if i count.
But i got 26..
sad
#186056 to #186055 - joshlol
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(05/29/2015) [-]
did you change the questions (e.g. changed to "Never had a boyfriend?")
#186058 to #186056 - dingdongsingsong
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(05/29/2015) [-]
nope.
im open to having a girlfriend tho so i thought why not.
#186062 to #186058 - joshlol
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(05/29/2015) [-]
ah alright
#186063 to #186062 - dingdongsingsong
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(05/29/2015) [-]
How much did you get ?
#186064 to #186063 - joshlol
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(05/29/2015) [-]
30

minus 6 if online friends count but I don't have any friends irl
#186065 to #186064 - dingdongsingsong
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(05/29/2015) [-]
Why don't you have friends irl ?
also how did you get that score since we only have a 4 point difference.
#186066 to #186065 - joshlol
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(05/29/2015) [-]
tl;dr I find it hard to make friends irl, don't enjoy being social etc

here's longer version www.funnyjunk.com/Depressed+tell+mods+about+your+problems/text/5428215/18#18
#186067 to #186066 - dingdongsingsong
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(05/29/2015) [-]
Ah, read it.
I understand, was like that myself last year till i moved but mostly because i had no other choice, I agree completely with 2. Old fashioned, everything seems sickening.
#186069 to #186067 - joshlol
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(05/29/2015) [-]
I want to move, I don't like the area I live in
#186072 to #186069 - dingdongsingsong
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(05/29/2015) [-]
Try living in Saudi Arabia for 4 years and you'll realize how much you need/want to socialize with people irl.
Funny junk was where i'd spend most of my time and make most of my friends.
#186075 to #186072 - joshlol
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(05/29/2015) [-]
aside from one or 2 times I've probably not spoken to anyone irl that wasn't a cashier for 4-5 months lol

saudi arabia would murder my pale skin though
#186090 to #186075 - dingdongsingsong
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(05/29/2015) [-]
Do you like it that way or would you want to change that ?
Get a nice tan bby, so did i.
#186093 to #186090 - joshlol
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(05/29/2015) [-]
I dunno.. whenever I try to be social I don't connect with people that well
I spent a long time wishing for a best friend or a soulmate but eh
I don't mind being pale, heh
#186095 to #186093 - dingdongsingsong
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(05/29/2015) [-]
I understand, its a phase tho it can't last forever.
I used to be hella pale, but then the sun attacked.
#186032 to #185982 - supertanto
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(05/29/2015) [-]
Wow I actually fit non of those criteria. Although I do frequent FJ and am currently playing pokemon, so I should get some points for that
#186018 to #185982 - makotoitou
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(05/29/2015) [-]
22. not bad
#186033 to #186018 - supertanto
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(05/29/2015) [-]
I-...I look up to you
#186035 to #186033 - makotoitou
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(05/29/2015) [-]
I'm working on it.
#186037 to #186035 - supertanto
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(05/29/2015) [-]
what makes your score that high?
#186038 to #186037 - makotoitou
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(05/29/2015) [-]
+7 virgin
+9 no gf
+3 MMORPG (although I haven't played one in a few months, so you could ignore this)
+3 apprentice wizard (19-16=3)
#186042 to #186038 - drastronomy
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(05/29/2015) [-]
>Not kissless
NOOORMIIIEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#186045 to #186042 - makotoitou
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(05/29/2015) [-]
get rekt nerd
#186039 to #186038 - supertanto
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(05/29/2015) [-]
thats not so bad
#186040 to #186039 - makotoitou
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(05/29/2015) [-]
Don't worry I ain't no autismo
#186006 to #185982 - yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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(05/29/2015) [-]
134. Thanks, now I wanna kill myself
#186007 to #186006 - drastronomy
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(05/29/2015) [-]
Can i ask, how?
#186008 to #186007 - yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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(05/29/2015) [-]
shotgun blast to the face, most likely
#186009 to #186008 - drastronomy
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(05/29/2015) [-]
I-i-i meant how you got the score
but o-okay
dont do it lil nigga
#186010 to #186009 - yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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(05/29/2015) [-]
everything but hugless, not having been to a party, not raised by single mother, and not being 5'8" or under. Guess I'll just have to settle for pedestrian wizardry
#186011 to #186010 - drastronomy
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(05/29/2015) [-]
You have literal autism and social anxiety, diagnosed by doctors?
#186012 to #186011 - yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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(05/29/2015) [-]
Yes. Even if i didn't my face ensures no woman will ever like me.
#186013 to #186012 - drastronomy
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(05/29/2015) [-]
pic?
#186014 to #186013 - yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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(05/29/2015) [-]
Dont ever post my real face, but Im essentially a doppelganger for the bearded guy that photobombs reporters
#186044 to #186014 - drastronomy
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(05/29/2015) [-]
Lel hes not that bad though. Just close the mouth, trim beard into something cool, close eyes, use contacts, and get messier hair and at least the guy in pic will look alright. There is nothing assymetrical/fucked up about his face
#186001 to #185982 - shaunata
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(05/29/2015) [-]
16. Virgin. Diagnosed with autism. Shorter than 5'8''
#185991 to #185982 - titsmccracken
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(05/29/2015) [-]
13. Raised by single mother. Shorter than 5'8". Social anxiety.
#185990 to #185982 - newbtwo
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(05/29/2015) [-]
3 but im pretty sure i have autism too
#185999 to #185990 - drastronomy
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(05/29/2015) [-]
>someone with autism gets laid and gets a gf
>i dont

is life even fucking real
#186000 to #185999 - newbtwo
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(05/29/2015) [-]
well

shes autistic as fuck too
#185978 - thebestpieever ONLINE
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(05/29/2015) [-]
So I thought I'd ask her because why the fuck not.
I met this girl this evening -I guess last evening- and we hit it off pretty well. Among those little bits of information that one throws around during flirting she somehow decided it was the appropriate moment to tell me she really likes to watch porn while having sex. The problem? I find porn really nauseating.

She'd like to meet tomorrow, and she's pretty hot, but porn's really gross so... wat do?
#186392 to #185978 - owllynator
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(06/01/2015) [-]
what do you mean nauseating?
#186405 to #186392 - thebestpieever ONLINE
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(06/01/2015) [-]
Makes me wanna puke.
#186354 to #185978 - wootshop
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(06/01/2015) [-]
explore the world of porn. There may be something that gets to you.
If you think that regular porn is too vile, there is some erotica that is much more tame than most of the more hardcore things where you just see a rod entering a wet hole. More passion, more intimacy, less "holy sweet jesus pinch my nipples and call me sally" shit.
#186034 to #185978 - supertanto
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(05/29/2015) [-]
Nigga u w0t
close your eyes or some shit
#186050 to #186034 - thebestpieever ONLINE
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(05/29/2015) [-]
Who has sex with their eyes closed?
#186052 to #186050 - supertanto
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(05/29/2015) [-]
people who have a chick in bed with a kink they can't handle
#186053 to #186052 - thebestpieever ONLINE
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(05/29/2015) [-]
That's a good point.
#185986 to #185978 - ieatbengay
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(05/29/2015) [-]
you don't look at the screen
#185981 to #185978 - unitedabominations
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(05/29/2015) [-]
So you're gonna let naked chicks get in the way of a really kinky night?

Are you gay?
#185980 to #185978 - hoponthefeelstrain
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(05/29/2015) [-]
have sex in front of a mirror?
have sex in front of a mirror?
#185979 to #185978 - sugoi
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(05/29/2015) [-]
That's all it takes for you to get turned off by a chick?
Holy shit how high are your standards?
#186003 to #185979 - thebestpieever ONLINE
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(05/29/2015) [-]
Dude, porn's really really gross. I don't know about you but watching revolting things is not my idea of a good time.
#186111 to #186003 - sugoi
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(05/30/2015) [-]
She's not making you watch porn.
She's not making you watch porn while fucking her either.

How are your standards this high? Are you christian or something?
#186132 to #186111 - thebestpieever ONLINE
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(05/30/2015) [-]
That first part is debatable, highly so in fact.

But I still don't see how not wanting to watch something gross makes my standard "[that] high".
#186133 to #186132 - sugoi
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(05/30/2015) [-]
Because you are disgusted because someone enjoys something that is widely regarded as normal.
This should be one of the lowest on the list for things to require of a person and for it to be a deal breaker for you just shows that you have such high standards for an individual that even the smallest, least problematic habit is still a deal breaker for you.
#186134 to #186133 - thebestpieever ONLINE
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(05/30/2015) [-]
No, no, no. People can have whatever kinks they may and it's not a problem to me. I just don't like participating on it. You can fuck a glove filled with your own poop as much as you want, as long as you clean yourself and keep it away from me then you can fuck me as well.
#186135 to #186134 - sugoi
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(05/30/2015) [-]
Do you not see the problem with your statement when you want to be their sexual partner?

If it's such a deal breaker for you then just don't go out with her.
#186136 to #186135 - thebestpieever ONLINE
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(05/30/2015) [-]
Well, I realised -or rather had the realisation forced upon me by the regurgitation fairy- that was the best course of action in a not very pleasant way. But y'know, restraint and pro/con assessment has never been my forte.
#186024 to #186003 - alexanderburns
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(05/29/2015) [-]
what do you think youre doing when you have sex
#186049 to #186024 - thebestpieever ONLINE
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(05/29/2015) [-]
Well, not clinically zooming in on my penis while it performs coitus, for one. My eyes don't have zoom.
#186051 to #186049 - alexanderburns
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(05/29/2015) [-]
they would if you were an elf
#185953 - masterbetty
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(05/29/2015) [-]
Are there any fellow writers here?

I'm in a serious writer's block and could use some help.
#185954 to #185953 - sugoi
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(05/29/2015) [-]
Post what you got and opinions shall rain down upon you.
#185955 to #185954 - masterbetty
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(05/29/2015) [-]
No, it's just the issue of I'm so far into this block I can't even describe a simple spring day...
#185987 to #185955 - ieatbengay
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(05/29/2015) [-]
'it was a simple spring day' you can use that for 5% profits
#185956 to #185955 - sugoi
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(05/29/2015) [-]
Maybe read some books for a bit and just wind down.
Like, don't try to be creative or anything for a while, do some dumb entertainment like watching tv and then move up to books before seeing if you got past the block.
#185959 to #185956 - masterbetty
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(05/29/2015) [-]
Thanks, man.

Albeit fetish work, I'm still normally good with scenery
#185947 - nigalthornberry
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(05/29/2015) [-]
I'm really stressed about my grades the two lowest that I have are 2 c's and a D I think I can get rid of one of the C's but I can't help the D

The teacher is a fucking asshole to be honest though since the highest grade anyone got was a C
#186036 to #185947 - supertanto
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(05/29/2015) [-]
Maybe if you help the teacher's D he'll help yours
#185948 to #185947 - fukkentyranitar
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(05/29/2015) [-]
Tough it out. Get tutoring or do summer classes if you want to bring them back up.
#185933 - yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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#185960 to #185933 - weinerdick
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(05/29/2015) [-]
Try talking to you boss about going full time or getting more hours?
#185937 to #185933 - supertanto
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(05/29/2015) [-]
Jesus man i wanna take you seriously but when you ask FJ if you should get checked for autism that's like asking joshlol if he wants to suck your dick
#185938 to #185937 - joshlol
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(05/29/2015) [-]
u wot m8
#185939 to #185938 - supertanto
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(05/29/2015) [-]
what're you gonna do screencap my comment and get frontpage again?
#185940 to #185939 - joshlol
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(05/29/2015) [-]
nyet
#185934 to #185933 - anon
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(05/29/2015) [-]
another way to deburden your family would be to off yourself, fag
#185904 - anon
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(05/28/2015) [-]
I just downloaded the emulator ZSNES but cant find a good place for ROMs.. pls help
#185917 to #185904 - youngneil
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(05/28/2015) [-]
emuparadise is easily the best site on the internet for ROM's and ISO's.
#185908 to #185904 - supertanto
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(05/28/2015) [-]
wait is this the video games board?
#185912 to #185908 - drakenumen
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(05/28/2015) [-]
hes clearing asking for emotional assistance because he can't handle the fact that he can't find any ROM sites
#185911 to #185907 - anon
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(05/28/2015) [-]
Thank You
#185894 - gharshi
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(05/28/2015) [-]
would you have sex with a girl that has pretty much 0 standards? like she'd say yes to sex no matter what.

she's 16 (legal here) and has slept with 8 guys. should I? I mean she's clean as far as I know
#186393 to #185894 - owllynator
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(06/01/2015) [-]
how old are you?
#185949 to #185894 - fukkentyranitar
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(05/29/2015) [-]
As long as you don't love her or some shit. Just smash and move on.
#185941 to #185894 - joshlol
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(05/29/2015) [-]
christ even I wouldn't

where the fuck is your self respect

what kind of slag has fucked 8 men at 16
#185930 to #185894 - makotoitou
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(05/29/2015) [-]
do it
#185928 to #185894 - softdoritocat
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(05/29/2015) [-]
Go for it, just don't try to date her.
#185923 to #185894 - ieatbengay
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(05/29/2015) [-]
Nah, but i wouldnt judge anyone for it

Unless they thought they were a pimp for having a go on the town whore
#185909 to #185894 - supertanto
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(05/28/2015) [-]
pics
#185895 to #185894 - drakenumen
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(05/28/2015) [-]
is she hot?
#185896 to #185895 - gharshi
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(05/28/2015) [-]
like a 7
#185897 to #185896 - drakenumen
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(05/28/2015) [-]
slap a condom on there and go for it dude if you really want to
#185879 - anon
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(05/28/2015) [-]
the girl ive been with for two years just cheated on me for the second time, but i still love her and dont know what to do now.
#186395 to #185879 - owllynator
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(06/01/2015) [-]
leave her, thats why i would do if it happened to me, she obviously doesnt care, so why put yourself through it.
#185988 to #185879 - thedirtybee
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(05/29/2015) [-]
Had a friend who's girl cheated on him four times each time made him more and more depressed but wouldn't leave her cause he said he loved her so much, now that it is over she's moved on and he can't talk to girls like he used to, is possessive about his friends of fear from losing them and can't find the happier side of life . If you keep letting her do this to you anon your gonna change and not in a good way, you'll end up losing friends that tell you to break it of with her, and your self respect will dissapear and if you can't respect yourself how can anyone else
#186015 to #185988 - anon
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(05/29/2015) [-]
i just told her i dont want to see her face ever again because she hurt me in a way i couldnt forgive and now it feels empty without her.
#186016 to #186015 - thedirtybee
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(05/29/2015) [-]
good job man it's best not to have people around you that will negatively affect you like that
#185966 to #185879 - hoponthefeelstrain
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(05/29/2015) [-]
she's going to keep doing it knowing you'll forgive her. Either have an open relationship so you can sleep around too or end things... She says she loves you but she doesn't if she's hurting you like that.
#185942 to #185879 - joshlol
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(05/29/2015) [-]
thats depressing m8
people are scum and I'm sorry you went through it
but you should have broke up with her immediately after the first time
once a cheater always a cheater
people don't change
#185931 to #185879 - thedudeintheshirt
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(05/29/2015) [-]
If you don't dump her in the rudest fashion possible, you're a faggot.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=trC5ngrsHDI
#185890 to #185879 - ieatbengay
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(05/28/2015) [-]
we shoe doesn't love you faggot
#185882 to #185879 - supertanto
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(05/28/2015) [-]
maybe it's just a once a year thing
#185883 to #185882 - anon
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(05/28/2015) [-]
it was two times this month
#185983 to #185883 - dudeheit
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(05/29/2015) [-]
What? Seriously, dump her. Shit man, cheating one time is a hard one but two times a month?!
Cut her out of your life, delete her on FB, her number, everything. It will hurt but you will feel better in the long run, don't even consider on giving her another chance, man up and dump her.
#185950 to #185883 - fukkentyranitar
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(05/29/2015) [-]
Drop the hoe.
#185884 to #185883 - supertanto
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(05/28/2015) [-]
dump her you cuck
#185881 to #185879 - eejivus
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(05/28/2015) [-]
I agree with welliguessitsaname. It doesn't look very good
#185880 to #185879 - welliguessitsaname
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(05/28/2015) [-]
If she can't commit, you should break things off with her. Maybe you like her but once is enough for most people and she's just going to cause more harm if you don't end things now.
#185876 - anon
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(05/28/2015) [-]
Been wearing a size 32 B for like four years now and I just now found out I'm actually a 28 DD/E. Why the hell are bra sizes so confusing???
#185967 to #185876 - hoponthefeelstrain
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(05/29/2015) [-]
no you can't even find a 28DD in stores. You might want to say that so your tits sound bigger, but you're a 32B hun. Having a "sister size" doesn't make it your actual size, it just means if you're bra shopping and they don't have your size you could buy a different sized bra and it would fit. It's all about dropping the band size and increasing the cup size or vice versa. I'm a 36DD and I can fit into a 34DDD or a 38C.
#185985 to #185967 - titsmccracken
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(05/29/2015) [-]
You and I could almost share bras. I'm a 36 DDD.
#186023 to #185985 - hoponthefeelstrain
Reply 0
(05/29/2015) [-]
*fist bump* that makes us friends for life.
#185984 to #185967 - anon
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(05/29/2015) [-]
It wasn't an attempt to make my boobs sound bigger, honestly I like my tiny boobs. I was just extremely shocked at the fact that a size I assumed was gigantic was actually as small (if not smaller) than the size I was actually wearing. It kind of blew my mind, especially considering not a single website or measurinf technique I tried suggested I wear the size I've been wearing for years.
#185892 to #185876 - ieatbengay
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(05/28/2015) [-]
so you have to buy more and more and more
#185906 to #185892 - anon
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(05/28/2015) [-]
This seems unfortunately accurate.
#185887 to #185876 - supertanto
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(05/28/2015) [-]
I'll need a picture with a banana for scale
#185916 to #185913 - supertanto
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(05/28/2015) [-]
>no timestamp
#185919 to #185916 - anon
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(05/28/2015) [-]
Maybe because none of those are me? Just reference points.
#185920 to #185919 - supertanto
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(05/28/2015) [-]
do you even lift?
#185935 to #185920 - anon
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(05/29/2015) [-]
Nahh I'm scrawny af
#185936 to #185935 - supertanto
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(05/29/2015) [-]
faggot
#185945 to #185936 - anon
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(05/29/2015) [-]
I do like dick
#185946 to #185945 - supertanto
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(05/29/2015) [-]
same
#185878 to #185876 - anon
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(05/28/2015) [-]
How could breath in a 32 B bra if you're a 28 DD? That had to be insanely tight on you.
#185886 to #185878 - anon
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(05/28/2015) [-]
A DD cup size with such a small band width means the boobs are still pretty small which is why I fit so comfortably in a B cup.
#185885 to #185878 - anon
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(05/28/2015) [-]
Not at all, I thought it fit perfectly. But I've spent all day looking at different methods of measurement and size recommendations and they all say that I'm actually a 28 DD or E.
#185858 - anon
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(05/28/2015) [-]
My right eye twitches uncontrollably sometimes and I don't why. Anyone else having this problem?
#185872 to #185858 - notred ONLINE
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(05/28/2015) [-]
Twitch. It will go away eventually
#185861 to #185858 - supertanto
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(05/28/2015) [-]
too much coke
#185856 - anon
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(05/28/2015) [-]
What's a decent price to rent an apartment?

Also, what's a good wage to live on? I'm still in college, where the cost of living an food is tied in with school, but when I get out on my own, I'd like to have an idea about how much I should make to comfortably support myself.
#185961 to #185856 - weinerdick
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(05/29/2015) [-]
My girlfriend is paying about 500 rent, plus around 150 for water/gas/electric, and another 50 or so for food
So I guess if you're lucky 700
#185870 to #185856 - anon
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(05/28/2015) [-]
Is having a food budget around $200 reasonable or too high/too low?
#185862 to #185856 - supertanto
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(05/28/2015) [-]
serious tanto: it depends where nigga

normal tanto: depends how often you're willing to give your landlord head
#185840 - anon
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(05/28/2015) [-]
TFW 17 and never had a gf
I talk to girls and all but like not very many interest me that much because they all seem so generic
#185962 to #185840 - weinerdick
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(05/29/2015) [-]
I didn't start dating my girlfriend until I was 21
Sometimes it just takes a while to find the right one
#185898 to #185840 - minutes
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(05/28/2015) [-]
It's not a shame to not fall in love with someone. Give everyone a chance, talk to them etc. If you don't feel anything about them, don't get into a relationship.
#185863 to #185840 - supertanto
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(05/28/2015) [-]
that means you're gay
#185857 to #185840 - ieatbengay
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(05/28/2015) [-]
most people are 'generic' when you first meet them

it's how small talk works, it's pointless
#185874 to #185857 - anon
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(05/28/2015) [-]
What about 2hen I do get to know them better and were friends but I still don't feel anything
#185875 to #185874 - ieatbengay
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(05/28/2015) [-]
no problem with that

don't get into a relationship for the point of being in one though
#185851 to #185840 - anon
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(05/28/2015) [-]
Maybe ask them out and not assume that they have no interest in you.
#185873 to #185851 - anon
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(05/28/2015) [-]
Its not that they're not interested in me since I know for a fact that they are but I just don't feel anything with them
#185845 to #185840 - softdoritocat
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(05/28/2015) [-]
...and your problem is?
#185839 - nigalthornberry
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(05/28/2015) [-]
I got sick a while ago and now my voice doesn't feel right it feels like alot more cracky and forced like I'm still sick which I kind of am. Is there anyway to fix this?
#185846 to #185839 - softdoritocat
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(05/28/2015) [-]
Drink camomile tea with honey. it works, confirmed.
#185841 to #185839 - nigalthornberry
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(05/28/2015) [-]
Makes me feel like I sound nervous
#185838 - dehumanizer
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(05/28/2015) [-]
my cat had a miscarrige today, i only noticed when i saw she was bloodied up then went into my room and saw a fetus FUCK THIS IS NOT RIGHT, IT WAS GONNA BE A KITTEN, IT WAS GONNA CUDDLE AND PLAY AND PURR AND SHIT BUT IT NOW LAYS DEAD OUTSIDE THE WOMB, HOLY SHIT THIS IS NOT RIGHT, AND WOMEN ARE FUCKING DOING THIS WILLINGLY TO THEIR CHILDREN?!?!
#185944 to #185838 - joshlol
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(05/29/2015) [-]
you have the worst luck with cats m8
#185865 to #185838 - supertanto
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(05/28/2015) [-]
Then stop fucking your cat
#185866 to #185865 - supertanto
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(05/28/2015) [-]
wait I might've misread this
#185867 to #185866 - supertanto
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(05/28/2015) [-]
Well don't start fucking your cat that's for sure
#185842 to #185838 - softdoritocat
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(05/28/2015) [-]
Sterilize your cat, please.
#185843 to #185842 - dehumanizer
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(05/28/2015) [-]
thats inhumane
#185850 to #185843 - anon
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(05/28/2015) [-]
And giving your cat the chance to miscarry is humane?
#185853 to #185850 - dehumanizer
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(05/28/2015) [-]
she was too young to give childbirth anyways, i didnt even know she was pregnant because of how small she is
#185927 to #185853 - softdoritocat
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(05/29/2015) [-]
What the fuck is wrong with you, seriously.
#185854 to #185853 - anon
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(05/28/2015) [-]
So you'd let your cat, who's basically a kitten herself, get pregnant because you don't want to get her spayed? Letting your pet get pregnant that young can do more damage than the "inhumane" sterilization you claim to be so against.
If you're not going to get your pet spayed, at the very least make her an inside cat to prevent her from getting knocked up again.
#185957 to #185854 - dehumanizer
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(05/29/2015) [-]
dafaq was i supposed to know she could get pregnant at this young age?
#185965 to #185957 - softdoritocat
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(05/29/2015) [-]
Are you fucking retarded? You're the owner, your responsibility is to educate yourself about how to take care of your pet. It's your fault, and yours only, that your cat lost her litter. Also, once she got pregnant, why didn't you take her to vet? I'm certain that this situation could be avoided. Maybe your cat had infection that caused miscarriage. Maybe she needed food supplementation because of young age. But because you're lazy and ignorant, you let your cat suffer, not to mention her litter. People like you should be fucking castrated, you're unable to take care of a cat, you definitely won't be able to care for a child.
#186212 to #185965 - miscarriage
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(05/31/2015) [-]
tell em
#185968 to #185965 - dehumanizer
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(05/29/2015) [-]
dafak? i tell you i wasnt even aware my cat was pregnant becasue she is tiny as fuck, i only noticed after, also i was out of home for two weeks so i just thought she put on some weight while i was gone
#185970 to #185968 - softdoritocat
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(05/29/2015) [-]
That's bullshit and you know it. Even retard like you can add 1+1. Stop making excuses, take responsibility. I bet you didn't take her to vet after her miscarriage too. You're fucking disgusting.
#185971 to #185970 - dehumanizer
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(05/29/2015) [-]
nigga im from eastern europe
#185972 to #185971 - softdoritocat
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(05/29/2015) [-]
How the fuck is that relevant to anything?!
#185973 to #185972 - dehumanizer
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(05/29/2015) [-]
no money
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#185974 to #185973 - softdoritocat
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(05/29/2015) [-]
Why you have a cat if you can't afford it?
#185975 to #185974 - dehumanizer
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(05/29/2015) [-]
having a cat is not like having a car
#185976 to #185975 - softdoritocat
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(05/29/2015) [-]
U realize cost of having kittens is higher than cost of neutering a cat? You can afford kittens but not a sterilization? What?
#185977 to #185976 - dehumanizer
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(05/29/2015) [-]
i wasnt expecting her to get pregnant so soon at all, especialy in this small ass town vets -actualy there is probably one one vet, are a last result for dire cases, hell i lost a cat 3 months ago and the only thing the medicine did was prolong my cat's life for about a week only to see him die in great suffering. Cause of death was either foul play by someone or accident from eating poisonus plants at home.
#185844 to #185843 - softdoritocat
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(05/28/2015) [-]
Excuse me, what? What's inhumane are thousands of cats and dogs dying daily because of irresponsible breeding.
#185852 to #185844 - dehumanizer
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(05/28/2015) [-]
wrong
#185925 to #185852 - softdoritocat
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(05/29/2015) [-]
Care to elaborate? Or you just gonna stick fingers in your ears and scream "LALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU" when somebody presents you with facts?
#185958 to #185925 - dehumanizer
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(05/29/2015) [-]
irresponsive breeding? how much of a redditor are you?
#185964 to #185958 - softdoritocat
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(05/29/2015) [-]
What? What does that even mean?

Once you decide to become an owner of an animal it is your responsibility to ensure its well-being. You're responsible for whatever actions your animal takes. If you're a dog owner and your dog attacks a child, this is your fault. If you let your animal breed, you contribute to the amount of homeless animals. Even if you find home for your pet's offspring, you take away a chance for home from animals who live in a shelter. It's that fucking simple.
#185969 to #185964 - dehumanizer
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(05/29/2015) [-]
i wasnt even aware she bred with my other house cat
#185828 - jacoban
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(05/28/2015) [-]
has anyone saved a 4chan bomb making comp? been diggin through my favs but no luck
#185951 to #185828 - fukkentyranitar
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(05/29/2015) [-]
ummmmmm.
ummmmmm.
#185871 to #185828 - isolovegames
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(05/28/2015) [-]
Ayy lmao
#185868 to #185828 - supertanto
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(05/28/2015) [-]
funnyjunk.com/user/isolovegames
this is the guy who posts all the fuck shit up comps. Scroll through his uploads on his profile

I mean uh... fag
#185837 to #185828 - welliguessitsaname
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(05/28/2015) [-]
The FBI says hi
#185818 - anon
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(05/28/2015) [-]
I've been with my gf for almost 8 years now. This week I've found out that she cheated on me 6 years ago. She never told me, because apparently it was a one-time mistake. She doesn't have any contact with that guy. She did it because she thought about breaking up with me - two weeks before she cheated, I made out with her friend while drunk. So it was a form of "revenge".

I'm completely clueless right now. Our relationship was amazing in the past few years. I don't know if I should forgive her or not. First off, we were in early 20s when it happened and I mean, fuck, people are still quite dumb at this age. Second, the relationship we have is great, I love her and she loves me, I don't know if I will meet someone with whom I'd have such a great connection. But then again - she cheated on me and I don't know if I can get past this. Wut do?
#186396 to #185818 - owllynator
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(06/01/2015) [-]
keep it going, just use it against her in small ways
#185952 to #185818 - fukkentyranitar
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(05/29/2015) [-]
Thats old shit now. You'd be a petty motherfucker to leave her, thats for sure.
#185943 to #185818 - advice
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(05/29/2015) [-]
the fact that she told you means she's comfortable enough in the relationship that she doesn't think you'll break up with her. it's a sign of trust, and a huge leap forward
#185901 to #185818 - minutes
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(05/28/2015) [-]
Getting into your situation is like my biggest fear. You know if you find out right away you can just dumb her but 6 years afterwards? Damn I honestly don't know what I'd do. Sorry to be wasting your time without giving advice, I just want to say that I feel you man.
#185926 to #185901 - anon
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(05/29/2015) [-]
That's exactly the problem, if I knew straight away, I know I'd break up with her on a spot. But because it's been 6 years, shit. We both changed a lot through those 8 years of being together.
#185855 to #185818 - anon
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(05/28/2015) [-]
If you both feel like you can get past this, I don't there's any reason to dwell on it.
#185831 to #185818 - vortix ONLINE
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(05/28/2015) [-]
forgive her, i mean cmon, its was 6 years ago AND you have been happy with her for 8 years.
#185829 to #185818 - yourinvisiblegf
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(05/28/2015) [-]
i would be more mad about the "revenge" part
you made a mistake while drunk (how much drunk?)
and instead of confronting you, she cuckolded you
which is more than you did with her friend (uknow, an eye for an eye,...)

in your situation, i would be very concerned about what she could do for her "revenge" next time something displeasure her, and what is enough for her to justify a "revenge"

but then again, it's been 6 years
you've build a strong bound with her
chances are she regret it deeply, as you regret your mistake too

have a good talk, don't get mad
no one want to lose the other
everyone want to be in a stable and reassuring relationship
so no one's gonna do this silly mistake again

have a good life man
#185825 to #185818 - hoponthefeelstrain
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(05/28/2015) [-]
it's been 6 years bruh, and being fair you did make out with her friend. But honestly if you've been dating her 8 years and still don't know if you want to marry her or not then you probably shouldn't marry her.
#185826 to #185825 - anon
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(05/28/2015) [-]
We actually don't want to get married like, ever. Not because we don't love each other, we just don't "believe" in marriage, seems pretty pointless to us both. I'm not bashing people who want to get married tho, I have nothing against that and respect that people have different views and needs when it comes to that; me and my gf just happen to find marriage unnecessary.
#185824 to #185818 - notred ONLINE
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(05/28/2015) [-]
People make mistakes and she made one just like you did. It was 6 years ago.
#185827 to #185824 - anon
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(05/28/2015) [-]
Well, I didn't fuck anyone. But yeah, I see what you mean. tbh, I'm not even too angry about it at this point, I'm more angry that she didn't tell me earlier than she actually did it. But like you said, it's been 6 years and we've been together for 8, it feels stupid to throw this all away over something that happened so long ago.
#185821 to #185818 - unitedabominations
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(05/28/2015) [-]
It's been 6 years.

Don't dwell on the past, faggot. Move forward if she makes you happy.
#185817 - sphincterface
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(05/28/2015) [-]
New work schedule has come in a while back, and I don't have classes anymore. But still, somehow I feel exhausted all the time even though I am getting a good amount of sleep in every day. What the hell is going on?
#185932 to #185817 - thedudeintheshirt
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(05/29/2015) [-]
diet, exercise, etc.

You might want to go to see your doctor to be safe though.
#185869 to #185817 - supertanto
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(05/28/2015) [-]
semen intake too high
#185820 to #185817 - incoming
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(05/28/2015) [-]
Probably because something changed in your schedule. Other possibilities: too much sleep, bored, stressed, or too much junk food maybe.

Best bet is just giving it time and seeing if you begin to feel more normal after a while imo.
#185819 to #185817 - softdoritocat
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(05/28/2015) [-]
Bad diet and no exercising.