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#183765 - anon
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(05/07/2015) [-]
So there's two girls
One Ive know most my life and we understand each other completely but there's times where i feel like I can't trust her or she's lying to me.

Girl two I can see more of a future with of long life. We haven't known each other nearly as long but there's some mutual interest. Doesn't lie
#183758 - anon
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(05/07/2015) [-]
I met a guy 5 years ago, we became incredibly good friends. Eventually started going out, only lasted a month, we mutually agreed that we're not meant to be together as gf and bf.
Awkwardness disperses and we become best friends again, back to being partners in crime. Go clubbing together, i help him pick up girls, stay at his place on the couch while he has girls in his bed before he comes down and tells me the details. Joke about the times we slept together, he makes fun of my boobies, i make fun of his hairy ass, really comfortable with eachother.
Fast forward, i meet a guy. I fall in love with him. Everything to me. He meets my best friend a few times, they get on a bit, but boyfriend is very uneasy about our friendship. I tell him that we were together for like a month, but it was weird so we ended it and went back to normal.
A year into our relationship, me and my boyfriend go out clubbing, best friend is out too, somehow boyfriend and bestfriend start fighting eachother, both got kicked out of the club. Hated eachother ever since.
Boyfriend stops me from seeing him, absolutely devastated. Makes me block him on facebook without any explanation. See my best friend out, boyfriend drags me away from him and makes me go to a different club.
Start sneaking around, miss best friend so much. Make fake facebook account to talk to him, boyfriend finds it and gets really mad then restricts me even more. Add him on skype, boyfriend smashed up my webcam and headset. Can't speak to any long distance friends now.
Have best friend sneak around to my place in the middle of the night sometimes to hang out, but extremely nervous that boyfriend will find out.
Finally have time to see my bestfriend today, boyfriend was working until late tonight. We go out to town in the daytime, look at museums and shit. I bought him a mcdonalds, had so much fucking fun, missed him like hell. Been having a rough time, got to talk things out with him and felt a lot better.
Boyfriend comes home from work, i told him i went to see my best friend. Didn't want to lie to him, felt i've done nothing wrong. Boyfriend flipped his shit on me, got really aggressive to a point i was actually scared of him. Lunged himself around and broke things as he shouted at me.
Told me i can't see him ever again. Absolutely heartbroken. I love my boyfriend, but i love my bestfriend. Bestfriend was just today talking about how he's scared that we'll just stop seeing eachother completely.
Don't know what to do. I'm lost without my bestfriend, but i love my boyfriend.
Extremely depressed right now. What do.
#183788 to #183758 - tsoper
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(05/07/2015) [-]
He smashes your webcam. The fuck abusive relationship shit is this.

You fucking people are insane
#183782 to #183758 - dudeheit
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(05/07/2015) [-]
As hard as it sounds and I don't wanna be mean but your bf sounds really like an agressive controll-freak. He shouldn't dictate you who you should see and who not. He can express his feelings and say why your best friend bothers him and so on but all that butthurt-smashing thing he does is totally not right.
You obiously don't wanna loose your best friend but also you wanna stay together with your boyfriend, but you can't, one has to leave. As far as I can interprete your best friend is more or less fine with you having a boyfriend though not an aggressive, controlling one and your boyfriend doesn't want another male role in your life, because he is a potential thread to your relationship, but as I said a normal boyfriend would talk to you in a normal way so that you could figure out a normal way to handle those things not with blockin him on facebook and all this. All in all I see your boyfriend in the weak position, I mean what is when you meet another guy at work or stuff like that and he gets angry again and demands you to cancel your job though you love it?
#183761 to #183758 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(05/07/2015) [-]
Tell your boyfriend to stop being a spas bitch and to suck it the fuck up.
#183760 to #183758 - anon
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(05/07/2015) [-]
Boyfriend sounds like an abusive asshole.
Do with that what you will.
#183755 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(05/07/2015) [-]
how to sleep with womanexplain
#183763 to #183755 - womanexplain
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(05/07/2015) [-]
I no fuk wit u
#183764 to #183763 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(05/07/2015) [-]
#183759 to #183755 - confusedasian
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(05/07/2015) [-]
Open her window while she's sleeping.
Crawl into her bed.
Sleep.
#183762 to #183759 - womanexplain
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(05/07/2015) [-]
Plsno
#183757 to #183755 - ferrettamer
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(05/07/2015) [-]
don't be a meaniehead
#183727 - rakogoki
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(05/06/2015) [-]
COULD REALLY USE SOME HELP
firefox encountered some image displaying problems so i used internet explorer to troubleshoot. i fixed it, but when i was done i tried to run steam and got trojan horse alerts flying at my face from avast. its like steam got cluster fucked, they couldnt be repaired so should i just delete them all? freaking out, what do i do?
ps theres like 400 more infected files
#183728 to #183727 - serhiy ONLINE
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(05/06/2015) [-]
if they are infected your going to have to quarantine and delete, then reinstall.
#183731 to #183728 - rakogoki
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(05/06/2015) [-]
also malwarebytes found nothing so far
#183730 to #183728 - rakogoki
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(05/06/2015) [-]
i just did some searching and found a ton of people reporting false positives from avast, but i already moved some of them to the virus chest. tried to restore them but they are still showing, does avast just keep a copy in the chest or something?
forum.avast.com/index.php?topic=170709.0
#183732 to #183730 - serhiy ONLINE
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(05/06/2015) [-]
i think i malwarebytes didn't show anything it might be just false positives
#183733 to #183732 - rakogoki
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(05/06/2015) [-]
ok, maybe it was just a coincidence i was using internet explorer and avast fucked up at the same time. i cant run steam without avast stopping it, so how can i temporally stop that to see if steam is fine?
#183734 to #183733 - serhiy ONLINE
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(05/06/2015) [-]
disable avast.
#183736 to #183734 - rakogoki
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(05/06/2015) [-]
it freaks out and moves nvapi.dll back to the chest every time i try to restore it, will i still be able to restore it after disabling?
sorry, but im really ignorant of this stuff, plus i got alot of important stuff on here so the stress is making it pretty hard too.
#183738 to #183736 - serhiy ONLINE
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(05/06/2015) [-]
personally I don't like using Avast, my proper recommendation is just to back steam up, delete avast and get a combination of windows defender and and malwarebytes
#183740 to #183738 - rakogoki
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(05/06/2015) [-]
using windows 7 so windows defender is out of the picture.
i tried disabling file shield and restoring the false flagged files and so far that worked, but steam isnt connecting to the store or community page. its also running a bit sluggish.
#183741 to #183740 - serhiy ONLINE
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(05/06/2015) [-]
try using microsoft security essentials instead
#183744 to #183741 - rakogoki
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(05/06/2015) [-]
ive had avast for years and ive never had a problem until now with all these false flags.
it should have restored all the falsely flagged files, but the steam client still wont connect. the webpage is still up so i dont know whats wrong.
#183745 to #183744 - serhiy ONLINE
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(05/06/2015) [-]
I'm not really sure, first thing id do is mess around restarting the client / PC, and if that doesn't work, redownload the steam installer and click the repair option.
#183747 to #183745 - rakogoki
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(05/06/2015) [-]
tried reinstalling steam, no luck. cant connect to the storepage community or profile.
#183746 to #183745 - rakogoki
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(05/06/2015) [-]
repair option?
#183735 to #183734 - rakogoki
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(05/06/2015) [-]
its the only real time shield related thing i have, sure thats a good idea?
#183726 - alcutyabalsoff
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(05/06/2015) [-]
Ok so I finished 6th form last year (I'm 19 now) and got 3 D grades in physics, maths, and chemistry. I currently have no idea what I want to do with my life because no courses (uni or collage) interest me in the slightest and so I won't me able to stick with them. So I'm currently working in my local domino's to pay my way at home and have a bit of money on the side. Most of my friends have gone off to uni and those few I do have left around here are going to leave in september. I'm growing more and more distant with them because my work hours and their work hours don't leave much time for socialising with them and socialising in general. I've thought about making some online friends but I'm more shy online than I am in real life. I also don't really have any luck with women because my self confidence is through the floor. Any advice? (pic is me btw)
#183783 to #183726 - dudeheit
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(05/07/2015) [-]
Hire for internships and see what you like or go through every unis website and see what they offer and read the fuck out of it, even if it sounds crazy and maybe boring. After I was at the uni studying biology and I looked at some other unis what the offered, I found interesting degree progammes which I would have liked better than my currently one and they really had boring names at first, but after I really read what they were about I thought "man shit if you had read that 2 years ago"
#183776 to #183726 - cshp
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(05/07/2015) [-]
Shave beard, lift, keep saving money
#183748 to #183726 - derpityhurr
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(05/06/2015) [-]
Dunno about where you are but in Ontario you can join an apprenticeship program, where you get a certificate after 400? hours of on-site training/working, and only 20 hours of classes
those programs are usually skilled trades involving construction so theyre pretty fun if youre willing to work hard
also shave pls
#183749 to #183748 - alcutyabalsoff
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(05/07/2015) [-]
I'm in the UK. We have those kind of things over here as well, It seems like one of the better options for me, I'm just trying to find something that I'll be interested in and stick with. And don't worry I'm seriously considering shaving now.
#183739 to #183726 - anon
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(05/06/2015) [-]
My best piece of advice for you is to shave that god-awful beard. I mean, what the duck are you even going for with that?
#183742 to #183739 - alcutyabalsoff
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(05/06/2015) [-]
Honestly I have no idea, keeping it at a certain length for work is really annoying. I think one of the reasons I've kept it was it took like 3 months to get to a reasonable length so I thought "might as well keep it for a while".
#183725 - imadethistopost
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(05/06/2015) [-]
does anyone have a link to the die penguine aus madagascar clip, that german humour penguins of madagascar where it has the vintage filter?
#183807 to #183725 - yibdiy
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(05/07/2015) [-]
It's from Brian O'Conen's show. I'm sure you can find it with this information or you could just cut it from the vid.
https://youtube.com/devicesupport
#183822 to #183807 - imadethistopost
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(05/07/2015) [-]
thanks
#183823 to #183822 - yibdiy
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(05/07/2015) [-]
np
#183824 to #183823 - imadethistopost
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(05/07/2015) [-]
damn girl be cool, 11 seconds, like you desperate.
#183825 to #183824 - yibdiy
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(05/07/2015) [-]
y-you too
#183827 to #183825 - imadethistopost
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(05/07/2015) [-]
t-thanks
#183720 - anon
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(05/06/2015) [-]
Is it weird that just being touched on the dick gives mea boner? Cause i work with dogs who are boisterous hyperactive tards who keep punching me in my dick which gives me awkward boners. What should i do.
#183756 to #183720 - derpityhurr
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(05/07/2015) [-]
ask your doctor
#183715 - anon
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(05/06/2015) [-]
I can fuck hard for hours, but I can't cum. It's been like 5 days. Got close yesterday after about an hour and a half, but after her third orgasm she was kinda dead in the sack haha.
How do I get a more sensitive penis? Anything short of I-C-Hot I will consider.
#183753 to #183715 - titsmccracken
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(05/07/2015) [-]
I had a boyfriend like you once. Turns out he could only cum if I gave him a bj after sex. Just try different things, not everyone gets off from regular sex.
#183804 to #183753 - cpawsome
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(05/07/2015) [-]
It's a gift and a curse.
Either way, watching her waddle away and crash on the couch wearing my T-shirt is enough of a reward for me. Plus I'm not trying to get anyone pregnant Haha
Thanks for your input.
#183737 to #183715 - anon
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(05/06/2015) [-]
Do you do drugs? I started taking Vicodin recently and found that I could most of the time only get a half chub, and if I did get a boner I couldnt cum no matter how hard I jacked off. Some drugs lower your sex drive.
#183723 to #183715 - anon
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(05/06/2015) [-]
Stop masturbating so god damned much. Try going a month with no sex or masturbation. Then a few hours before you have sex, wank one time. You should be able to last a good 30 minutes.
#183710 - anon
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(05/06/2015) [-]
suicidal anon here. i've posted before.
I want a prescription for xanax/valium/klonopin/something like that. i don't have a prescription, but i still do them anyway, because it helps with my issues. i might as well do it the legal way if im going to do it at all. the problem is my mother, who is also the source of a bunch of other problems in my life. she's accused me of stealing and selling her prescriptions before (when i haven't, even though it seems like i would have. i could never do that to my mother--plus, it'd be way too obvious I stole them). i know if i asked for a prescription/to be evaluated, she'd turn it down, saying i'm just going to sell or abuse the pills. i'm a minor, so as far as I know i cant go out and get a prescription myself.
what should I do?
#183777 to #183710 - cshp
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(05/07/2015) [-]
Tell her you want an antidepressant prescription and maybe try it.
#183712 to #183710 - anon
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(05/06/2015) [-]
Invest yourself in something important and give your life meaning.

Then you will be less likely to want to kill yourself as you have a goal and people are relying on you.

In the mean time, I am just gonna have to say to just do what you need to do, legal or not. If you can't get the pills legally, then fuck the law. It's your life on the line man.
#183703 - ilikethisusername
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(05/06/2015) [-]
how does one prevent/reduce stretch marks?
#183714 to #183703 - anon
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(05/06/2015) [-]
Sunlight, exercise, and skin oitment
#183707 to #183703 - kaiyuni
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(05/06/2015) [-]
Losing weight and regular excerise, with cocoa butter massaged into the skin daily.
#183708 to #183707 - ilikethisusername
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(05/06/2015) [-]
regular exercise and losing weight is what brought my stretch marks. i use shea butter cream on the marks but so far, no improvement. what's the difference between shea butter and cocoa butter?
#183724 to #183708 - kaiyuni
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(05/06/2015) [-]
There was this hispanic dude who told me all about how cocoa butter got rid of his wife's stretch marks post-pregnancy while I was lifeguarding over the summer. He never told me about anything else.

One of those kind of dudes that talks about any accomplishments.
#183754 to #183724 - ilikethisusername
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(05/07/2015) [-]
alright thanks !
#183702 - ilovehue ONLINE
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(05/06/2015) [-]
Ok, pretend you are on a fj tutorial for a drawing software. do you click the exemple webm? Did you wish it was a gif?
#183701 - anon
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(05/06/2015) [-]
Hello, I am Artem, I am 17. This is me.
Mom and grandma say I am handsome, but girls just keep ignoring me.
#183713 to #183701 - anon
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(05/06/2015) [-]
Get a haircut, build some muscle, take up sports, get some cooler looking glasses, wear some nice clothes.
They don't have to be name brand, I don't wear name brand. In fact, most of my clothes aside from my jeans and my jackets come from target.
Grab yourself some jeans, a nice leather jacket made of real leather, some cool shoes, and whatever kind of shirt you want to wear.
Also, be nice and generous to girls. That will catch their attention. Then you start flirting with them.
Above all, get some confidence. People who are confident carry themselves with a certain swagger. That's what attracts women.
#183729 to #183713 - serhiy ONLINE
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(05/06/2015) [-]
dont give advice to bait threads
#183700 - vortix
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(05/06/2015) [-]
need help. so my passport is expired and im an international student studying at the US. one of my friends said that the Airport would allow me to pass with an expired passport if im going back to my country, which i am. is it true? if not, the fuck can i do to renew this thing?
#183709 to #183700 - anon
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(05/06/2015) [-]
I've never traveled outside of the country, but I don't see why they would prevent you from leaving the US if you don't live here but I wouldn't risk it. It would really suck to be held back at the airport while your scheduled flight left without you.
#183699 - vetis
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(05/06/2015) [-]
So at some point while cooking I burned my thumbs. I think it's more than that though because we were working with a lot of spices as well, and citrus [pineapple, lemons and limes, so lots of acid]. Anyway, it feels like my thumbs are stuck in a fire, and any pressure on them makes it significantly worse for a short moment.

Any advice on how to fix it up? I have some burn cream on it but it's not doing anything, so I assume the spices and acid are the main issue.
#183716 to #183699 - anon
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(05/06/2015) [-]
Soap and water really helps with getting the spices and acids off of your thumbs.

Also, try wiping your hands off on your hair.
#183691 - nogzilla
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(05/06/2015) [-]
Hey guys I need advice, so I enlisted into the navy a few weeks back and ever since then I've been thinking about it a lot, I almost regret it. I didn't really get the job I wanted but I can live with that, another part of it is that Im going to miss everyone here and I don't want to say by but I can maybe get stationed here if I tried, and lastly I feel like I can use these 4 years to accomplish more with my life
#183802 to #183691 - lordbrauner
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(05/07/2015) [-]
If you go in with second thoughts, you'll come out regretting the whole experience. Recruiters will sugar coat it and tell blatant lies to your face so they can keep you enlisted, but you're nothing but a number to them to help with their quota. Don't listen to them when it comes to this.

If you're not feeling it, and you truly regret enlisting, go get a discharge from the DEP. It doesn't hurt your record if you do that, and if you change your mind down the road you can give it another go, but this is something that warrants a lot of thought. Once you're in, you're devoting 4-6 years of your life to them, like it or not. You have to be sure of your decision before you make it to boot camp.
#183722 to #183691 - anon
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(05/06/2015) [-]
Just prey to god you don't see combat.
Nobody who has seen real shit has ever wished they can do it again.

Also, you need to get in shape and work your ass out before you join.
The navy is hard fucking work man.
#183711 to #183691 - anon
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(05/06/2015) [-]
Enlisting in the military isn't something you should do unless you know 200% you're all for it. My friend was in the Army a few years back and he said he contemplated it all throughout high school, and it took him 3 years to be completely sure he wanted to join.
The Navy obviously isn't as bad as the Army or Marines. Worst case scenario, you'll be put on some island half way across the world where you'll exercise a lot and eat shitty food, but you probably won't see combat. unless ISIS builds a navy.
I'm planning on joining the Army after I graduate. It'll be hell, of course, but the benefits and the experiences and friends will make it worthwhile.
I'm sorry to say but it's probably too late to back out now.
#183690 - thespartanlegend
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(05/06/2015) [-]
i really like this girl with me in school and with me on my bus, i used to talk to her a lot a few months ago. now i barely talk to her at all, shes only with me in 1 class and most of the time i see her talking to a lot of other guys that i know for a fact like her too. the only reason they can talk to her a lot is because they are popular, im not that popular in school, i talk to the popular guys a lot but i dont hang out with them. i dont know what to do and im always feeling depressed because of this. how can i win her over or even just become good friends with her?
#183803 to #183690 - lordbrauner
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(05/07/2015) [-]
Start talking to her again, would be step one in this plan. Step two is to be straightforward and honest with her. Talk to her about the fact that you would like to take her out on a date or something. These other guys talking to her make you self-conscious, but they clearly haven't made a move yet. It's up to you to make the first move, you can't wait for her to come around and decide for you.

You don't have to be familiar with her for a date. Part of dating is discovering things about your partner, and learning about who they are.
#183692 to #183690 - nonbenderinlife
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(05/06/2015) [-]
Dont overthink it, just start talking to her again while on the bus and ask her if she wants to hangout someday. Just be confident, the other guys are no better than you, you can do it.
#183694 to #183692 - thespartanlegend
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(05/06/2015) [-]
but my friend who has been helping me out with her keeps telling me that it takes a long time for 2 people to start going out with each other, he keeps telling me to wait about asking her out, and honestly on the bus i suddenly have my brain emptied and dont know what to say, what should i say/do on the bus wit her?
#183695 to #183694 - nonbenderinlife
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(05/06/2015) [-]
Try to find common interests, you said that you used to talk to her in the past so that should be easy. Also, notice her movements and see if she is eager to talk to you in general, if she is I dont see why you shouldnt ask her out for a stroll in the park or for a movie night.
#183696 to #183695 - thespartanlegend
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(05/06/2015) [-]
(we live in Egypt just so you can imagine the situation) i really dont think that she likes me or even is that concerned about me, i always help her when she needs me and i always do everything for her that its probably obvious that i like her, yet she never starts a conversation or sends me a text, i always start everything.
#183697 to #183696 - nonbenderinlife
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(05/06/2015) [-]
I dont know what else to tell you, you could move on and forget her but then you'll never know if she likes you. SoulCrusher might be able to help you more.
#183698 to #183697 - thespartanlegend
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(05/06/2015) [-]
thanks for the help man
#183683 - ScottP
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(05/06/2015) [-]
I think we locked down on our super speed effect. What do you guys think?
#183706 to #183683 - thedudeistheman
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(05/06/2015) [-]
Heck yeah
#183685 to #183683 - braveblue
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(05/06/2015) [-]
Hell yeah, you a youtuber?
#183686 to #183685 - ScottP
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(05/06/2015) [-]
Yeah, my friend and I are working on a few short films right now based around some original super-powered characters
#183684 to #183683 - confusedasian
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(05/06/2015) [-]
Hey my family has the same white mini van.
#183687 to #183684 - ScottP
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(05/06/2015) [-]
Most Asian families tend to have some sort of van
#183688 to #183687 - confusedasian
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(05/06/2015) [-]
I was just saying that we have the same white mini van.
#183689 to #183688 - ScottP
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(05/06/2015) [-]
lol my cousins have the same one too
#183682 - oceanfrank
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(05/06/2015) [-]
Guys I think I just failed my very first class ever. I got my last 2 calculus 2 tests back and they both had an average of around 37... My total average in the class probably dropped to a 40 or so(81 and 83 respectively on the first 2 tests). My last hope is the final but I dont know if that will be enough. it's 20% of my grade I think. Do you think I have hope? I'm so fucking mad at myself and I'd hate to have to go to summer classes just to pass this fucking class.
#183704 to #183682 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(05/06/2015) [-]
Well, I passed a college class with a D without doing two assignments worth 35% combined, so follow your dreams
#183678 - severepwner ONLINE
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(05/06/2015) [-]
I need some military or medical related advice.

I'm thinking about enlisting with the marines, and I am perfectly healthy and have nothing that would disqualify me I think. But there's something that concerns me. I have a very VERY slight case of scoliosis, which is basically a severe curvature of the spine. It's so slight, I didn't even know I had it until like the 5th grade when a nurse noticed it.

So here's the thing, it's so slight, that neither me, or anyone around could possibly notice it, EXCEPT medical professional. That's because it's not really visible, and it doesn't affect me physically in any way. My doctor said (what she thinks, but she stated it as fact) that it most likely wouldn't disqualify me from service. However, I can't say for certain that a military doctor, when doing examinations on the way in, would agree.

So that's what scares me. I'm not sure if I should bother mentioning it to anyone, because then it might become a big deal, when in reality it would be better if no one noticed it at all. However, I don't think lying about it would be best either. So here's my question.

Do you think a military examiner, would consider my extremely minor case of scoliosis a problem? Or do you think they would agree with my doctor, and dismiss it as a silly technicality and wave me through? The thought of my military future getting fucked by something that doesn't actually matter, scares the hell out of me.
#183705 to #183678 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(05/06/2015) [-]
There's only one way to find out and it's probably better to go for it rather than give up early because you might not be accepted.
#183743 to #183705 - severepwner ONLINE
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(05/06/2015) [-]
I have no intention of not getting as far as I can. The only I would be stopped is if the Marine examiner said it to my face, "Sorry, you don't qualify". And I would probably still try to convince him.
#183670 - leonhardt
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(05/06/2015) [-]
I, like most men, am plagued with weak little pansy farts.
Little toots and fwoots

How do I step my sissy fart game up to hole-in-chair-burning mack trucks running over bullfrogs with foghorns?
#183717 to #183670 - anon
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(05/06/2015) [-]
Stick two fingers up your ass and let in alot of air. Also, eat alot of barbeque and beans.

That's how I fart alot.
#183677 to #183670 - sugoi
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(05/06/2015) [-]
beans
#183671 to #183670 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(05/06/2015) [-]
push harder
#183672 to #183671 - leonhardt
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(05/06/2015) [-]
That just makes the gas come out faster.

I need MORE gas
#183673 to #183672 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(05/06/2015) [-]
hold them for a while first to build up the amount
#183674 to #183673 - leonhardt
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(05/06/2015) [-]
But then you spontaneously combust
#183675 to #183674 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(05/06/2015) [-]
better than having bitchfarts
#183676 to #183675 - leonhardt
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(05/06/2015) [-]
Fiery death

or bitchfarts

a conundrum.