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User avatar #129899 - arsenymous (04/27/2014) [-]
Is it a dumb idea to message people from the relationship side of craigslist? It seems like it is but i haven't done it yet.
#129903 to #129899 - proteinstain (04/27/2014) [-]
the good old craigslist hit and quit
the good old craigslist hit and quit
User avatar #129904 to #129903 - arsenymous (04/27/2014) [-]
what about for a long term? ( like a month or so)
#129905 to #129904 - proteinstain (04/27/2014) [-]
seriously dont even think about it, you'll more than likely get catfished everytime
seriously dont even think about it, you'll more than likely get catfished everytime
User avatar #129906 to #129905 - arsenymous (04/27/2014) [-]
you are using alot of phrases I am not understanding
User avatar #129909 to #129907 - arsenymous (04/27/2014) [-]
ahh yes i see, pfffffffffffffffft alright i guess i wont do it.
#129892 - anonymous (04/27/2014) [-]
hey fj, i need the help of the artistic side of fj. after a lot of consideration i finally want a tattoo. it has a significant meaning to me but im still skeptical about explaining it to people. I have examples of the tattoo i want, and i was wondering if someone was willing to draw it for me.
if you could make roots on that could go further towards the elbow that would be great. i'd like some room to also put an insignia below the trees. if its not asking too much.
#129894 to #129892 - anonymous (04/27/2014) [-]
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User avatar #129880 - tombobbusama (04/27/2014) [-]
I have a problem. I have literally just lost the ability to give a shit ever.
Now, that might be good in some circumstances. some. Like, going into exams, not panicking - that's good.
But I am in that part before exams where I'm supposed to be learning.

And I'm just sitting here making up a language. Side note: I'm studying physics and maths. This isn't helping.

Anyhoo, I have two papers due in tomorrow, and I haven't started either. Its 10:33pm in Britland. They're due first thing. On the one hand, not giving a shit is nice because I can be myself and make myself happy. On the other hand, I kinda feel like shit as my life drifts away.

Anyone got any advice?
User avatar #129890 to #129880 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
So you've lost motivation, is that fair to say?

The best way to overcome the lack of motivation is to just jump directly into whatever you're trying to do.

So right now. Fuck FunnyJunk. Fuck Facebook. Fuck YouTube.
Stop reading this. Start working on studying.
Why are you still reading? Do it. Block the websites with your anti-virus until the exams have come and gone.

Close out of everything right now and work on it. It's the only way it will work. The second you start working on it the more motivation you'll have to continue through.
Now stop reading it and get to work.

Stop procrastinating.
Your future is on the line, bro.
#129876 - anonymous (04/27/2014) [-]
So, I'm not sure what kind of law am I supposed to use to find the pressure of the gas. The problem goes as is; 10 g of He (MM = 4.00 g/mol) occupies a volume of 73 L at a temperature of 233 K. Calculate the pressure of this gas. Can anyone help me with this problem? I'm not certain how to plug in what I need to, and I don't know what law, Boyle's, Charles', whatever am I suppose to use. Thanks in advanced.
User avatar #129885 to #129876 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/27/2014) [-]
Actually there is an easier way.

Use PV = nRT where P = pressure, V = volume, n = moles, T = Temp, and R = a special constant = 8.314 /( mol K)
User avatar #129887 to #129885 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/27/2014) [-]
So I think P = 2.5 * 233*8.314 / 73
User avatar #129883 to #129876 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/27/2014) [-]
You have 2.5 mols of helium. You also have the relationship P1V1/T1 = P2V2/T2

Your book should have a chart that determines mols/ L at standard temperature and pressure for helium. Then you use the equation I gave.
#129937 to #129883 - anonymous (04/28/2014) [-]
I appreciate this, thank you.
I appreciate this, thank you.
#129874 - taurusguy (04/27/2014) [-]
So uh, where do i go for drunk assistance these days? Went drinking with who i thought were my friends and the night ended with me calling the cops and possibly being in deep shit with them for a prank call when i called about them attacking me after they held me there for 40 minutes and let me go after one of them attacked me, the prank call isnt a big deal, ill just tell the damn truth, if they decide to do something, its the rope. How do you cope with losing your only friends that would hang out with you?
#129875 to #129874 - taurusguy (04/27/2014) [-]
Also its my 18th birthday, so i learned who my true friends are? Yay i guess
User avatar #129877 to #129875 - daryldixon (04/27/2014) [-]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
#129878 to #129877 - taurusguy (04/27/2014) [-]
19th person to wish me that, thank you but seriously, that is depressing as fuck, even more is the fact that im even here
User avatar #129879 to #129878 - daryldixon (04/27/2014) [-]
nigga it doesn't matter that only 19 people wished you happy birthday. go to a casino or someshit and meet some people or a club or somewhere forget about all those assholes who are fags and shit
#129882 to #129879 - taurusguy (04/27/2014) [-]
I dont care about the 19 people, i would be happy with 1, its just that i cant pick friends for shit and its only my own fault, im an asshole when you get to know me
#129869 - misanthrizzle (04/27/2014) [-]
I feel like no one understands me
#129960 to #129869 - rakuraimasuta (04/28/2014) [-]
I feel you brother
User avatar #129926 to #129869 - alexanderburns ONLINE (04/28/2014) [-]
slow faggot
I did this soooooooooooooooooooooooo long ago.
User avatar #129900 to #129869 - arsenymous (04/27/2014) [-]
You just need to troll harder.
#129901 to #129900 - misanthrizzle (04/27/2014) [-]
sounds like you're too slow
User avatar #129902 to #129901 - arsenymous (04/27/2014) [-]
god damn it
#129863 - stalini (04/27/2014) [-]
So I see many beautiful girls on FJ, how can I date them
#130011 to #129863 - dehumanizer (04/28/2014) [-]
>beutiful girls   
>on fj   
   
try again faggot
>beutiful girls
>on fj

try again faggot
#130034 to #130011 - stalini (04/28/2014) [-]
seems like you love cocks
#130037 to #130034 - dehumanizer (04/28/2014) [-]
seems like you're into traps
#130048 to #130037 - stalini (04/28/2014) [-]
no, I'm not a faggot like you
#129917 to #129863 - stalini (04/27/2014) [-]
Step 1: I don't
Step 2: I'll find someone in real life
Step 3: I'll kill them

Repeat Steps 1-3
User avatar #129889 to #129863 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
Step 1: You don't
Step 2: Find someone in real life
Step 3: Kill them

Repeat Steps 1-3
User avatar #129884 to #129863 - megavoir (04/27/2014) [-]
Step 1: You don't
Step 2: Find someone in real life
Step 3: Kill yourself

Repeat Steps 1-3
User avatar #129881 to #129863 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/27/2014) [-]
Step 1: You don't
Step 2: Find someone in real life
Step 3: Watch them choose a guy who is better than you.

Repeat Steps 1-3
User avatar #129872 to #129863 - infamoustrapper (04/27/2014) [-]
Step 1: You don't
Step 2: Find someone in real life
Step 3: You don't date them either

Repeat Steps 1-3
User avatar #129870 to #129863 - ScottP (04/27/2014) [-]
Step 1: You don't
Step 2: Find someone in real life
Step 3: Break up

Repeat Steps 1-3
User avatar #129847 - casval (04/27/2014) [-]
Men of FJ:

I need dating advice, and I want a man's perspective. I must be doing something wrong, because I can never seem to attract the men like I have seen other women. I am and always have been a tom boy, so I know I'm not the most feminine woman out there. I'm a little bit awkward when I try to be flirty because this stuff does not come naturally for me. I have lived around cattle and horses my whole life so I have never been interested in things that I feel like most men are attracted to in a woman, so I guess I just don't know how to talk about myself very well around guys I'm interested in.

I'm 24 years old and I haven't had a sexual relationship in years. It's gotten so bad that I'm actually too self-conscious to try and pick up guys at bars because I feel like I must be unfuckable and I don't want to be that loser sitting there drinking alone. That's probably just my introversion talking, but it is what it is.

I would like some mature male counsel here. I also have a picture of myself (not in the nude so fuck off) I would like to show for constructive criticism. I don't feel comfortable posting it on a message board, but if some guy can be cool about it and be willing to tell me what my strongest physical attributes are and where I could improve (without being a dick), I would like to share it in a private conversation.

Thanks!!
#130067 to #129847 - proteinstain (04/28/2014) [-]
i normally joke around on here to give a sense of lightheartedness to people situation to let them know they should calm down and  shouldn't take things so seriously. you want to be in a relationship, but you fear that you've been out of the game too long. cut that shit right now, you shouldn't be asking others opinions on yourself (though if you like post your pic), the only one who's opinion should matter is your own. Do whatever you need to build your confidence, most guys want a girl who can contribute to the relationship. I know i'd rather have a self sustaining, responsible girl rather than one who mooches off me. Relationships should be mutual not parasitic. As for meeting at bars it becomes difficult, because when you walk up to a person you are admitting that you know nothing about them and approach them simply because they are attractive. you might as well just say "Hi my name is shallow", bars arent always the best choice for picking up people. try going out with friends, go to the beach, to a concert, anywhere you know people are going for a good time. make an excuse, throw ball in someone direction, let that be your way in. You dont have to be flirty, just be confident with yourself.  p.s. here's your free laugh
i normally joke around on here to give a sense of lightheartedness to people situation to let them know they should calm down and shouldn't take things so seriously. you want to be in a relationship, but you fear that you've been out of the game too long. cut that shit right now, you shouldn't be asking others opinions on yourself (though if you like post your pic), the only one who's opinion should matter is your own. Do whatever you need to build your confidence, most guys want a girl who can contribute to the relationship. I know i'd rather have a self sustaining, responsible girl rather than one who mooches off me. Relationships should be mutual not parasitic. As for meeting at bars it becomes difficult, because when you walk up to a person you are admitting that you know nothing about them and approach them simply because they are attractive. you might as well just say "Hi my name is shallow", bars arent always the best choice for picking up people. try going out with friends, go to the beach, to a concert, anywhere you know people are going for a good time. make an excuse, throw ball in someone direction, let that be your way in. You dont have to be flirty, just be confident with yourself. p.s. here's your free laugh
User avatar #130013 to #129847 - fistfireace (04/28/2014) [-]
If it's just a sexual relationship, then you can just compliment someone and go from there. You won't need to discuss anything about your personal life or stuff like that; however, depending on your looks, most will not fuck you, but there can be a few who would. Like, for example, you can be fat but you can meet someone who likes overweight girls. Same thing about being skinny; it depends where you are and the people around. There really isn't much to say about this because if you're just looking for a sexual relationship and nothing serious, everything is out the window besides looks. So, keep on exercising and do what you have to do.

If you're looking for a serious relationship, you can try to meet someone who looks interesting and try to start up a conversation with him. Talk a little about yourself and let him talk about himself for a bit - get to know each other. Then, if you've found common interests with each other, you'll get along more easily and the day/night will pass quickly and you'll get closer to that person. In my experience, going slowly by starting out as friends is a good way to do this; not only you two will know a lot about each other, but you'll be comfortable as well. But that is up for you and him to decide.

Also, excising to lose weight because YOU want to helps out because most men, if not all, like it when females do stuff like this (sorry if the way I worded this is awkward). I think that would help in both cases - sexual relationships, and, especially, serious relationships.

But honestly, you shouldn't think that about yourself; it makes you less attractive and men will definitely not go out with you. Trust me on that.

Anyway, I hope this helps you out, and good luck. If it doesn't help...well, I tried and good luck to you anyway.
#129919 to #129847 - tomowrath (04/28/2014) [-]
If you meet a guy, compliment him. Works alot.

Sorry, im a guy but I really have no idea what youre doing wrong.
#129859 to #129847 - dehumanizer (04/27/2014) [-]
Lol what the fuck are you complaining ubout, unless you're metlaface or a landwhale your life is on easy mode.
User avatar #129858 to #129847 - makotoitou ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
Just remember that all men ever like sex and food. Use this to your advantage.
User avatar #129855 to #129847 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
go to a bar with a girlfriend and wait for dudes to approach
User avatar #129856 to #129855 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
you can pm me your pic if you want I guess
User avatar #129933 to #129856 - teoberry (04/28/2014) [-]
theodore strikes once again
User avatar #129849 to #129847 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/27/2014) [-]
You don't need to show a picture or anything. What you need to do is get the fuck over it.

You don't like something about yourself? Then change it, don't sit around whining and complaining about it. Some guys on here can give you advice on your looks, but will that actually make you change things? No, only you can do that.
User avatar #129850 to #129849 - casval (04/27/2014) [-]
Um, I am dude, chill out. I used to be overweight. I have been exercising consistently for a year and dropped 50 pounds. I'm not where I want to be but I do exercise regularly so I can get there some day.

And that's exactly my problem. The only part I didn't like about myself (my weight) I changed/am still changing, and I don't know where I need to improve. :/ I'm not complaining I just don't know what guys want or expect..
User avatar #129852 to #129850 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/27/2014) [-]
Also, this is serious advice here, but you don't want to come across as desperate either. Men pick up on that and they will either 1. Be turned off by it. Or 2. Take advantage of you.
User avatar #129854 to #129852 - casval (04/27/2014) [-]
Thanks. I don't think I am (if anything I feel too casual) but I'll watch it.
User avatar #129851 to #129850 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/27/2014) [-]
Only you know that answer, not random people on the internet.
User avatar #129853 to #129851 - casval (04/27/2014) [-]
No, I'm actually really fucking clueless about what guys want (besides the obvious), but thanks anyway.
User avatar #129845 - thisisestonia (04/27/2014) [-]
Okay, need designers here. My room is undergoing a renovation, it has got:

*wooden floor, which currently is completly done with a sander
*white ceiling
*2 white windows
*2 doors
*an oven and a large brick wall (which can be heated by the oven behind that wall)

I cannot repaing that brick wall, which is dark(-ish) blue and over that is wall, which is light blue. The room used to be wallpapered light blue but I can't really stand blue that much. The oven is ~2m high and colored orange.

wat do
User avatar #129891 to #129845 - serhiy (04/27/2014) [-]
I'd paint it white, its gives a nice clean look and makes the room feel bigger than it really is especially with the light coming in from the two windows. if you want the full effect i suggest re-plastering your walls to get perfect straight edges.
User avatar #130020 to #129891 - thisisestonia (04/28/2014) [-]
It has drywalls and those are already light, so the problem I think will occur is, that the room will be too bright, I want some sort of color, but have no idea, how much of it.
User avatar #129846 to #129845 - thisisestonia (04/27/2014) [-]
I forgot to add, the question is, what color should my room be, parents don't want paintable wallpaper either
#129832 - anonymous (04/27/2014) [-]
Ok this is irritating me now. I've been on this site for ages now, i know the do's and dont. But i keep getting red thumbs for no fucking reason. Like in a conversation i'll post a relevant image or text in line with everyone else, nothing offensive, mostly friendly comments. And yet neg thumb after neg thumb after neg thumb whilst everyone else is neutral or or green. I've never pissed anyone off or been aggressive to anyone. Is it trolls stalking certain profiles or are there just a lot of cunts on this site?
#129871 to #129832 - Nameloc (04/27/2014) [-]
I used to be auto-trolled by a few people.   
Within seconds of posting an image, it would get -5.   
   
Then, as you're describing, I would post as casually as possible; Join in on conversations and not being disrespectful.   
I'd get anywhere from -3 to -35, and literally a comment would reply to mine saying "Yo I smoke blunts erryday fucka" and that would gain +60.  The reply would always be fucking stupid and never had anything to do with the content or my comment.    
   
I would even get people "prove me wrong," when in reality they were wrong.   
I would get -40, they would get +126.   
   
It's a retarded system. Just learn to not care and roll with whatever they give you.
I used to be auto-trolled by a few people.
Within seconds of posting an image, it would get -5.

Then, as you're describing, I would post as casually as possible; Join in on conversations and not being disrespectful.
I'd get anywhere from -3 to -35, and literally a comment would reply to mine saying "Yo I smoke blunts erryday fucka" and that would gain +60. The reply would always be fucking stupid and never had anything to do with the content or my comment.

I would even get people "prove me wrong," when in reality they were wrong.
I would get -40, they would get +126.

It's a retarded system. Just learn to not care and roll with whatever they give you.
User avatar #129844 to #129832 - advicedude (04/27/2014) [-]
It happens once in a while but what can you do. Just know its all fake. there is no sort of thumb currency or vote system. It's just thumbs. Sometimes when I get a lot of red thumbs I just laugh because there were so many people butthurt.
User avatar #129838 to #129832 - edlias (04/27/2014) [-]
I dont know how to break this to you, there is no red thumb conspiracy, you aren't the target of red thumb raids, nobody is trolling you, sure there are some cunts but not enough to red thumb every comment you make. What you think is just a friendly comment is just something mildly annoying to others. I won't go so far to say you are just an annoying cuntbag and to deal with it but maybe your sense of humour is just very different from most people and when you post they think its stupid and give you a red thumb.
User avatar #129836 to #129832 - advicedude (04/27/2014) [-]
Try logging in. People generally don't like anons.
User avatar #129840 to #129836 - edlias (04/27/2014) [-]
I think this anon is just posting as anon, asking if trolls are stalking profiles, and he's trying to spare himself having people here go through his old comments.
#129830 - anonymous (04/27/2014) [-]
How much permanent damage can a cut on the top of ones hand do?
User avatar #129867 to #129830 - badexplain (04/27/2014) [-]
Say your goodbyes, you aren't long for this world.
#129861 to #129830 - dehumanizer (04/27/2014) [-]
just get a knife
User avatar #129835 to #129830 - advicedude (04/27/2014) [-]
not much unless you cut a tendon
#129828 - anonymous (04/27/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image**
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#129827 - anonymous (04/27/2014) [-]
>Female friend of 4 years (that i'm into) wants to go Download Festival
>She buys two tickets, saying one is for me, no charge "Because such a good friend" etc etc
>In the meantime she gets a boyfriend. Sucks but what you gonna do?
>Still talks to me about it, how it's gonna be great and all, the shit we'll do there~
>Tickets arrive at her house today, she posts on Facebook "our download tickets arrived today !" while tagging her boyfriend, not me.
>Boyfriend comments "Nice one ", to which she likes his comment.

Without going fucking apeshit because there's a chance I MAY have misunderstood something, what's the best way I should approach this?
And it's not like I paid for the ticket in the first place, but even so..
#129897 to #129827 - proteinstain (04/27/2014) [-]
**proteinstain rolled image**
that was kind of bitch move, leading you to believe that you'd go with her. but since you didnt pay for a ticket, she had nothing more than a moral obligation to take you. sucks, but whatcha gonna do
User avatar #129895 to #129827 - serhiy (04/27/2014) [-]
don't even bother with her anymore. she's not bothering with you.
#129862 to #129827 - dehumanizer (04/27/2014) [-]
In your head, is she just a friend or something more?
User avatar #129837 to #129827 - advicedude (04/27/2014) [-]
She's being inconsiderate. Don't talk to her untill you have to, unless you really want to go to this festival.
User avatar #129831 to #129827 - adrilazzaro (04/27/2014) [-]
what other anon said, act confused but be polite. Youre friendzoned it seems so dont get angry when she says hehe i changed my mind, well atleast not infront of her
#129829 to #129827 - anonymous (04/27/2014) [-]
"Didn't you say that we were going......?"
#129825 - anonymous (04/27/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image**
#129898 to #129825 - proteinstain (04/27/2014) [-]
**proteinstain rolled image**
**proteinstain rolled image**
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User avatar #129804 to #129803 - iridium ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
Did I just get a request
User avatar #129806 to #129805 - iridium ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
Therapy
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User avatar #129808 to #129807 - ipostcp (04/27/2014) [-]
I don't think you're wrong.
User avatar #129809 to #129808 - revengeforfreeze (04/27/2014) [-]
Now, on further thought, and while being calmed down I think I'm not going to do it. Besides, I'd use mustard gas anyway much easier and then I can kill their parents too since else his dad would like.. get mad and stuff.
#129864 to #129809 - dehumanizer (04/27/2014) [-]
lol u gonna gas your parents?

make him proud
User avatar #129971 to #129864 - revengeforfreeze (04/28/2014) [-]
No this guy is just a retard...
#129981 to #129971 - dehumanizer (04/28/2014) [-]
then why did you delete all your posts?
User avatar #129982 to #129981 - revengeforfreeze (04/28/2014) [-]
Because I changed my mind
User avatar #130086 to #129982 - ipostcp (04/28/2014) [-]
2 edgy.
User avatar #130201 to #130086 - revengeforfreeze (04/29/2014) [-]
mrs bre pederu
#129983 to #129982 - dehumanizer (04/28/2014) [-]
The Zykon B was too expensive?
User avatar #129984 to #129983 - revengeforfreeze (04/28/2014) [-]
Lol yeah sure
User avatar #129810 to #129809 - ipostcp (04/27/2014) [-]
Sounds like a plan. You can make it out of your own cleaning stuff. Ammonia and bleach.
User avatar #129811 to #129810 - revengeforfreeze (04/27/2014) [-]
Didn't you read the first part though?
User avatar #129812 to #129811 - ipostcp (04/27/2014) [-]
Nope. I just thinking you're being an edgy little kid.
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#129817 to #129815 - ipostcp (04/27/2014) [-]
Sorry, I was confused. You're acting like a pre-teen kid. How about, instead of acting like a baby. You carry on with your life. "OMG MY PARENTS HURT ME! SO IM GUNNA KILL THEM!!!!!!!"
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User avatar #129820 to #129818 - ipostcp (04/27/2014) [-]
Because there are people like me, who have most likely had it worse than you who are living normal lives. There are people like me, who live their life instead of living in the past that have to deal with little girls complaining that their parents didn't go to their 4rth grade recital.

Grow up and deal with your shit. Nobody likes hearing about a guy with a shitty life. Not a single person. It's YOUR job to make it better. So maybe you should keep it to yourself.
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#129822 to #129821 - ipostcp (04/27/2014) [-]
Then go fucking do it. Quit fucking ruining everyones times listening to your banter. Make sure to write a suicide note as well saying how much of a loser you are.
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#129814 to #129813 - ipostcp (04/27/2014) [-]
Are you a pre-teen girl?
User avatar #129816 to #129814 - revengeforfreeze (04/27/2014) [-]
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User avatar #129794 - niimajneb (04/27/2014) [-]
So I just found out I have piles (hemorrhoids), but I have no pain killers and my GP isn't available on Sundays. Is there anything I can do to relieve the pain until tomorrow?
#129865 to #129794 - dehumanizer (04/27/2014) [-]
get drunk
#129795 to #129794 - noblesamurai (04/27/2014) [-]
Sit on and off a ice pack for a while. It should numb it and help with the swelling.
User avatar #129797 to #129795 - niimajneb (04/27/2014) [-]
Nevermind, I don't have any ice packs either.
#129799 to #129797 - noblesamurai (04/27/2014) [-]
Just get some ice and use a ziplock bag or a towel. It works either way
User avatar #129796 to #129795 - niimajneb (04/27/2014) [-]
When you say on and off, at what intervals should I switch? Every 5 minutes?
#129798 to #129796 - noblesamurai (04/27/2014) [-]
About 7-10.
#129785 - frsonicate (04/27/2014) [-]
I know I don't post here or anywhere for that matter but I need help guys. I saw my Ex for the first time In a while but when I saw her I almost had a panic attack (not uncommon for me). I though I was over her but she obviously has a hold on me still I mean I went from being at peace to panic attack just by seeing her. I guess what I am asking is a few things. How do you tell if your over someone? How can you get over someone? Things like that. Also if you guys need to know what happened between us I will be happy to provide that info if you need it to help.
I know I don't post here or anywhere for that matter but I need help guys. I saw my Ex for the first time In a while but when I saw her I almost had a panic attack (not uncommon for me). I though I was over her but she obviously has a hold on me still I mean I went from being at peace to panic attack just by seeing her. I guess what I am asking is a few things. How do you tell if your over someone? How can you get over someone? Things like that. Also if you guys need to know what happened between us I will be happy to provide that info if you need it to help.
#129866 to #129785 - dehumanizer (04/27/2014) [-]
You are over but since there is no one else in your life to fill her place, you can help but still have some affection for her. Should probably ignore her at all costs.
User avatar #129760 - nigalthornberry (04/27/2014) [-]
I can't sleep any help?
User avatar #129873 to #129760 - infamoustrapper (04/27/2014) [-]
Sleep with a fan on
User avatar #129839 to #129760 - advicedude (04/27/2014) [-]
I listen to birds chirping sound effects. everyone has their own sound that helps .try finding yours.
User avatar #129848 to #129839 - nigalthornberry (04/27/2014) [-]
Well i can try that but hopefully she gets on tonight.
User avatar #129800 to #129760 - iridium ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
In the future, turn off the computer an hour before going to bed. Warm milk and reading a book work. Listening to soothing music helps. Working out doesn't help if you're trying to do a full on work out just before bed. Try to keep your bed time (and waking time) consistent. Avoid eating high acidity foods and stimulants (sugar, caffeine) before bed. Meditation does great for relaxing your mind before going to bed.

Can't think of anything else right now though.
User avatar #129768 to #129760 - qwertyjr (04/27/2014) [-]
Drink warm milk.
User avatar #129767 to #129760 - ilikethisusername (04/27/2014) [-]
that happens. work out, or read a book. or drink warm milk, and then try sleeping.
User avatar #129771 to #129767 - nigalthornberry (04/27/2014) [-]
No books or milk and Ok sore from today
User avatar #129782 to #129771 - ilikethisusername (04/27/2014) [-]
Try to exercise your eyes somehow. Play a game on your mobile phone, I don't know.
User avatar #129761 to #129760 - lostminder (04/27/2014) [-]
go to sleep
User avatar #129763 to #129761 - nigalthornberry (04/27/2014) [-]
Been in bed for a while but I just cant
User avatar #129764 to #129763 - lostminder (04/27/2014) [-]
2 weeks ago i had the same problem :/
User avatar #129766 to #129764 - nigalthornberry (04/27/2014) [-]
What was wrong with you?
User avatar #129770 to #129766 - lostminder (04/27/2014) [-]
nothing, i ended up staying up till it was night again.
User avatar #129772 to #129770 - nigalthornberry (04/27/2014) [-]
But I'm tired just something feels wrong
User avatar #129773 to #129772 - lostminder (04/27/2014) [-]
like in your head or like your body? what feels wrong?
User avatar #129774 to #129773 - nigalthornberry (04/27/2014) [-]
Like I usually talk to someone on here and but she didn't get on so something just doesn't feel right...
User avatar #129775 to #129774 - lostminder (04/27/2014) [-]
you are over reacting go to sleep, you will hear about it tomorrow.
User avatar #129776 to #129775 - nigalthornberry (04/27/2014) [-]
I'll try to go again but I don't really think something went wrong she probably just got tired from work
User avatar #129777 to #129776 - lostminder (04/27/2014) [-]
just think about sleeping like a fast forward in time lol the more you sleep the quicker you'll hear from her lol
User avatar #129778 to #129777 - nigalthornberry (04/27/2014) [-]
Ive done something like that before like im asleep I know I am but It still feels like real life where I'm just laying here and check my phone.
I'd have some time before she gets on too since its usually at night,sometimes in the morning though
#129759 - qwertyjr (04/27/2014) [-]
The internet is such a grand phenomenon ain't it? It's filled with endless pages and websites and can virtually make people social inept and incapable of going outside. It makes you feel like "you're not the only one out there." You know? The internet makes the world smaller for you and shortens it to your interests and your views. The world is on your fingertips and you are now capable of no longer feeling alone on your views. While some might state this notion allows human beings to come together across the world I feel it does the exact opposite. It makes you lose sight of reality. Go on a forum of your interest. You'll see thousands of posts of your favorite band or hobby. You'll feel like society accepts you because so many people enjoy what you enjoy. People feel the same way you feel. You become obligated and devoted to your interests knowing that your "Internet friends" are there to back you up. That's why fandoms start. Fandoms have always existed but they were, for the most part, contained. Now fandoms can spread like wildfire. Two guys across town from each other can now talk about monster trucks while a girl in Britain and a girl in America can talk about barbie. Conventions are no longer the only place people can converse about hobbies, they can do it on the internet and virtually everywhere. But the problem is, people take the internet lifestyle seriously. People don't understand that just because tons of people across the world enjoy and share your interests, doesn't mean your country or your area does. This makes people either a social outcast or socially inept because of their inability to express their interests with people in their area. While some hobbies are socially acceptable (i.e playing baseball) others aren't (i.e being a brony). This makes those outcasts stay home and depend on the internet to feel important. I lost a good friend over time because he'd rather be home than be with me and my friends. He was my bro. (cont.)
User avatar #129765 to #129759 - qwertyjr (04/27/2014) [-]
(cont.) I know this sounds autistic and all. But me and my friend used to be really cool man. He was the only person I could count on sometimes. But now he just stays on the internet all day and rather be home than be with us,. When I asked him why, he just said he doesn't feel like he belongs. (He became obsessed with furry). So he stays home all day not leaving except for college classes and such. No friends, no phone, no nothing. This was just my take on it on why it happened. But /adv/ is there anyway I could try to convince to talk to us again?
User avatar #129801 to #129765 - iridium ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
Do you still accept your friend and think he is still worth being your friend? Really, it's up to you to talk to him, and up to him if he wants you to be in his life. You know him better than we do and how to go about talking to him.
User avatar #129781 to #129765 - ilikethisusername (04/27/2014) [-]
I think I know how you feel. I'm exactly like that friend of yours who you are talking about. I wasn't accepted in the society and the communities (I still am not) and yet my parents ask me why I don't go outside. To be honest, internet is your heaven kind of, at least in my opinion. You meet people here that are just like you, an outcast and you feel like you belong. But you go outside and it feels like people are constantly judging you. People say random stuff about you which you don't like but on the internet, you have an amazing button called "Ignore" or "Block". It's wonderful, seriously. The society has turned to shit, completely. The world outside the internet is reality and reality sucks. Internet can be your virtual reality, you can make whatever you want here, it feels really nice. I've been bullied a lot in my childhood because I was never accepted. But on the internet, I can act like someone else. I could be some neckbeard who you are talking to, or just some loser but you will never know. You can keep guessing but you won't get it exactly right. The outside world is just shit because of that, because people judge you on how you look and how you act. On the internet, you just have a mouse and a keyboard and you can keep talking and create a voice in other people's head that sounds like how they want it to sound like. For example, try reading this in Morgan Freeman's voice. See? Sounds like Morgan Freeman is typing this but he's not. It's because I can make up a person on the internet, like a character or an alternative myself, and be happy with it. I can give a million reasons why the society never accepted me, but on the internet I can act like how you would expect a normal person to act. It's like a world of freedom, truly. I can be free on the internet and be whoever I want to be. Internet is free, it's where I belong. I'm really tired of the society constantly judging me. I am free.
User avatar #129779 to #129765 - buttfacemugee (04/27/2014) [-]
If he really is a friend go hang out with him or parental controls that shit and make it to where he can't be on fro certain times or lengths.
User avatar #129750 - fladen (04/27/2014) [-]
Almost fucked up with this girl but i think i got it back on track. Been talking a lot whatever and she asked me awhile ago to go to her party for her birthday and being awkward as shit i pretty much said i probably wouldnt (i dont like parties with a bunch of people i get nervous) she kinda got bummed out but a few days ago i told her id go and she got happy about it. Recently she wants me to hang out with her after school and stuff and tells me i better not miss her party.

Just the only thing im asking is how the fuck do i stop myself from not going. I have a feeling ima chicken out cause ima get nervous that other people are gonna be there she says shell hang out with me and would kick anyone out if they tried saying shit. Idk i overthink alot i just wanna know how to not let myself close down on this
User avatar #129802 to #129750 - iridium ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
I chickened out on something like that once, it still comes up as one of my bigger regrets. Trust me, you don't want that regret.
User avatar #129787 to #129750 - rakuraimasuta (04/27/2014) [-]
Nah dude it will be fine : D
She enjoys spending time with you and I'm sure if you go to it you will have a great time
She even said that if anyone bothers that she would personally remove them from her party

Just go to the party man and make her day : )
User avatar #129792 to #129787 - fladen (04/27/2014) [-]
i reaaaly hope im not working that day, ive scheduled a lot of days next month (her bday is like the 18th) so idk if i could get her bday off, if i work ill be off like 11pm but its a party so itll probably be going for awhile after. idk ill have to see. but ima go fuck it. fuck if its out my comfort zone. Hopefully it goes out good
User avatar #129793 to #129792 - rakuraimasuta (04/27/2014) [-]
Yeah their you go!
Good luck dude
User avatar #129788 to #129787 - rakuraimasuta (04/27/2014) [-]
*bothers you
#129786 to #129750 - frsonicate (04/27/2014) [-]
You should put every effort into going. Focus on the fact this is for her. But if you do end up not going let her know and you should be straight with her on why. Then to make it up give her a whole day to do whatever she wants and if you got the cash make it your treat.   
   
You can do it bro, you can do it.
You should put every effort into going. Focus on the fact this is for her. But if you do end up not going let her know and you should be straight with her on why. Then to make it up give her a whole day to do whatever she wants and if you got the cash make it your treat.

You can do it bro, you can do it.
User avatar #129791 to #129786 - fladen (04/27/2014) [-]
yea i dont wanna mess up, its her bday and she seems kinda fixed on me going to it. even though theyll be other people i guess she wants to see me. which is weird to me ive never been in a position were a girl wanted me to go so much.
User avatar #129762 to #129750 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
just fucking go and be a badass
User avatar #129789 to #129762 - fladen (04/27/2014) [-]
Alright thanks for the input guys. Made me shake some nerves about going
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