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User avatar #153538 - RaptorJesusX (09/07/2014) [-]
How am I supposed to prove to myself that I'm alive after so many years of feeling dead inside?
User avatar #153602 to #153538 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (09/08/2014) [-]
Get yourself out of the house. Don't live in silence and solitude.
Do something with your life. Live life.
User avatar #153594 to #153538 - arenaferox (09/08/2014) [-]
In the same sense that nothing matters, at the same time so does everything.
User avatar #153593 to #153538 - arenaferox (09/08/2014) [-]
I dunno, there's that feeling you get from doing something for like 5 minutes and getting bored with it and wanting to quit. When you keep doing the thing it starts getting worse, the longer you go the worse it gets, I guess you could call it laziness. Anyways keep doing the thing even if your feeling that pain of not wanting to do it. See how long you can last. That's about starting new stuff or improving old stuff..

Try meditation or some shit.
User avatar #153579 to #153538 - solareyes (09/07/2014) [-]
You'll have to change yourself. I don't know how to describe that but one day I legitimately woke up and said fuck this you're not getting anywhere if you go through this. You're gonna hafta push yourself out of your comfort zone, try new things!
User avatar #153539 to #153538 - makotoitou (09/07/2014) [-]
is your heart still beating? den u aliv
#153540 to #153539 - RaptorJesusX (09/07/2014) [-]
Best way i can describe it.
User avatar #153541 to #153540 - makotoitou (09/07/2014) [-]
well it work so ye it cool
#153535 - anonymous (09/07/2014) [-]
A friend asked a girl that I like if she would date me, I wasn't around, she said maybe.

Should I go for it?
User avatar #153580 to #153535 - solareyes (09/07/2014) [-]
Go for it. She may be wary about your friend but if YOU asked her out that maybe would more likely be yes!
#153548 to #153535 - anonymous (09/07/2014) [-]
yes the worst she can do is say no
User avatar #153544 to #153535 - ScottP (09/07/2014) [-]
Why not
User avatar #153536 to #153535 - aherorising (09/07/2014) [-]
sure, nothing to lose.
User avatar #153523 - arenaferox (09/07/2014) [-]
Best way to learn how to eat healthier?
User avatar #153616 to #153523 - solareyes (09/08/2014) [-]
It's all about forcing yourself to pick/choose/eat the better stuff. Drop the soda and sugary drinks for water, drop the chips for pretzels. Celery is negative calories, which means it takes more calories to actually digest it than what they give you. Substitute one unhealthy snack for an apple or a favorite veggie.
User avatar #153526 to #153523 - arenaferox (09/07/2014) [-]
Or learn about what to look for in food and such?
User avatar #153537 to #153526 - aherorising (09/07/2014) [-]
try the fitness board, they're more of an expert on such matters.
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User avatar #153518 to #153517 - aherorising (09/07/2014) [-]
one with sound.

you're probs better off at /tech/ or /gaming or something
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#153510 - aherorising (09/07/2014) [-]
>be me, pretty fly for a 5"5 guy
>see this
>don't feel fly anymore.
what do? Is it seriously that bad being a short guy? :/
User avatar #153619 to #153510 - angelicdemon (09/08/2014) [-]
vocaroo.com/i/s1fmbXCQFK4N Was gonna say fuck it but I already recorded it.
User avatar #153603 to #153510 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (09/08/2014) [-]
It's twitter.
Filter it right and you'll get exactly the results you're looking for.

If you're seeking negative posts, then you'll find yourself with a plethora of negative results.

Honestly, stop living in and of the internet.
Get yourself out of the house, man. Go meet some chicks.
In the end, personality is all that matters; Namely because in the end, that's all that will be left.
#153584 to #153510 - ilikelizards (09/08/2014) [-]
Some girls are like that

And some guys are like this about smalled boob'd girls

So yeah, girls and guys like that exist, but they usually say that because they have no relationship and never will have one. Based on girls Ive met I think maybe 1/10,000 girls may be like that, don't worry none laddie
#153564 to #153510 - anonymous (09/07/2014) [-]
5'6" male, 120 lbs. im here to tell you this is completely false. women do not think this way. if you're handsome and have confidence she wont have to judge you on how tall you are. source: i slay bitches tall and short
#153567 to #153564 - aherorising (09/07/2014) [-]
that still requires being handsome, which far from everyone is blessed with.

I can gradually get fit, sure, and I do regard confidence as something that can be boosted and changed, but that can not be said for physical appearance or height, as both are virtually rigid, and can hardly be improved at all.
#153552 to #153510 - minutes (09/07/2014) [-]
Well I am 5'4 and recently a girl did reject me cause of my height, but that's a positive thing in my opinion, cause now I know she's a shallow bitch, if I was taller I would only have realized later. Also you can always use this for your advantage too. Make jokes about your height and suddenly everyone around you will feel comfortable with you, that also enables you to make offensive jokes about them without them getting offended, you know?
User avatar #153556 to #153552 - aherorising (09/07/2014) [-]
true, but the point is rather that I'm conflicted in the issue of height-standards. On one hand, I feel girls should at least give others a chance, but on the other, I confess that I feel I set several minimum requirements somehow I don't see myself dating a black girl, nor an overly attractive model that cannot verbalize a single original thought . I don't think that by definition every girl who rejects a guy is shallow, as long as she is conscious of what she's doing.

Additionally, I can see your logic, but I don't think I'd feel comfortable nor appreciated if I were to laugh about my friends' flaws or insecurities. I don't think they can relate to how offensive such jokes can be, and would regard me as someone who deals out offensive jokes to anyone, rather than realizing they're doing it as well.
#153562 to #153556 - minutes (09/07/2014) [-]
I could understand if a girl rejects you cause you're small AND have other flaws too. For example I like small, cute and funny girls with special looking eyes (so everything but brown). If she was all that but funny, I wouldn't mind. If she was all that but small, I wouldn't mind etc. But that girl I have been talking about literally only rejected me cause of my fucking size. Her best friend, who happens to be the gf of a friend of mine told me that she thinks I am funny, good looking and a really great guy but that I am too small. That is the definition of shallow.

To make my point clear, every decent girl will still give you a chance and if you fit together it will work out, buuut it is indeed something negative in terms of attractiveness to most girls.
User avatar #153545 to #153510 - ScottP (09/07/2014) [-]
Not at all. One of my closest friends is around 5"4-5 and he's an awesome guy.
User avatar #153568 to #153545 - aherorising (09/07/2014) [-]
that doesn't mean he is awesome because he's short, rather he's awesome regardless of that. How's his romantic life though?
User avatar #153572 to #153568 - ScottP (09/07/2014) [-]
Well to be honest he hasn't had that much luck with the ladies. He's white and he's into Asian chicks, but they usually tend to just see him as a really good friend (nothing to do with height because they are all shorter than him).

On a semi-unrelated note, my ex once said that she wouldn't date him because he was too short. But she was a pretty judgmental person so...
User avatar #153534 to #153510 - dragondust (09/07/2014) [-]
Most guys under 6ft wake up wishing they were taller.
I'm 5'8" almost 5'9" and I'm shorter than almost all of my friends.
Some other places I go I'm the tallest one there. Sometimes I wear elevator insoles that make me about 5'10" and I feel a lot better about myself in public.

Bottom line is, it's all about perspective, almost all things in life are about perspective. Most women prefer a guy taller than them but it's not the only characteristic they like.
Just don't spend your life worrying about it.
User avatar #153571 to #153534 - aherorising (09/07/2014) [-]
of course it isn't, but for many it appears to be enough reason to refrain from mere consideration. You're lucky in the sense that you're still above average height for most women, so any decent girl that isn't as shallow wouldn't have problems dating you since you'll be at least as tall more often than not.
#153533 to #153510 - anonymous (09/07/2014) [-]
well according to this im considered short and should kill my self
5'10
User avatar #153522 to #153510 - arenaferox (09/07/2014) [-]
neop
5"4 and I've had a few girls like me. One was taller than me. Anyways them hoes are shallow as fuck.
User avatar #153529 to #153522 - aherorising (09/07/2014) [-]
kudos dude. How'd you do that though?
& yeah I saw. Went through the twitter feeds of a few, and they're either talking about "da hood" , whining how strong they are because they're single moms, or tweeting vague updates every 20 mins on why men are bad because she couldn't maintain some relationship. But still, it's more about the fact that it's okay and they're "just joking" when ripping on short guys, but god forbid they say anything about skincolour or gender.
User avatar #153531 to #153529 - arenaferox (09/07/2014) [-]
No idea, I don't try to date or flirt or anything, and its only been a few girls.
I don't I think I'm the right person to ask about girl advice.
But seriously no girls like that are worth investing in though, that much I know.
User avatar #153513 to #153510 - makotoitou (09/07/2014) [-]
lel manlett
User avatar #153498 - temporalguardian ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
Guy's, what do you do when you feel overcome by overwhelming sadness? Over the past five or so years I've had big outpours of sadness every now and then when all the shit from my past bottles up and I just cant forget it anymore. The past few months it's been happening more and more often and at this point I feel like I'm just depressed all day every day, with not many things to make me feel better. On the plus side I've never thought about or ever will consider suicide since I see that as the stupidest thing anyone could ever do, but yeah..Wat do?
User avatar #153620 to #153498 - angelicdemon (09/08/2014) [-]
vocaroo.com/i/s0lLG7HnlfIZ OhgodsendhelpI'mgivingadviceagain
User avatar #153604 to #153498 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (09/08/2014) [-]
You know, there's nothing more than I can say to most people here than:
Stop living in solitude and silence.

The only reason why you can be sad is because you choose to be sad.
Stop dwelling on things that do make you sad. Stop being alone. Stop doing nothing.
Start doing new things. Start focusing on the actions in the present that will build up towards the future. Start making new friends.
User avatar #153546 to #153498 - ScottP (09/07/2014) [-]
It depends. Sometimes I get sad, and it's only momentary because my friends will usually say or do something to lift my spirits. Other times if it's something major and I feel sad to the point of crying, then I let myself cry because I know that the body has a natural chemical that gets released to calm itself down during emotional stress.
User avatar #153501 to #153498 - sugoi ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
I stop being sad and I start being sugoi.
Alternatively, drown your sorrows in activities such as games, going to the gym, regular exercising, and masturbation!
Sadness only really gets to you when you think about it too much so try not to dwell on these things and focus on what's happening right now.

All else fails eat cake
Warning may cause obesity and further spiraling into depression. But damn is cake delicious.
User avatar #153504 to #153501 - temporalguardian ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
I can manage to keep myself distracted while I play my games with friends and rage, but it's gotten to the point that I'm thinking about it all the time. I just cant escape from the sadness. And then there's my brain being an asshole and making me listen to relatively sad as fuck songs all the time without me really noticing. It's like, I really like this song, but its making me feel like shit even more. yey.
User avatar #153506 to #153504 - sugoi ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
Try taking a minute, relaxing, and thinking through this sadness logically.
Why are you sad?
Can you do something about it?
Is this sadness logical?

Try to reason your way out of this sadness. It's what I do to get rid of those weird waves of sadness that makes no sense, I just think why am I sad this makes no sense.

ALL ELSE FAILS SEE A SHRINK.
User avatar #153508 to #153506 - temporalguardian ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
It's just really complicated. It's like a giant ass knotted ball of barb wire and I gotta straighten it all out. I've had so many things to make me depressed of the past few years It's just piled up immensely. I probably could be able to sort through it all but it would realistically just make me feel even worse while I do so and I don't have that kind of time to just zone out. I'll be perfectly honest, and as gay as it sounds, I just need someone to comfort me. I suppose thats one of the many things that keeps me sad. You could say that I wasn't hugged enough as a child. Not enough attention/affection/care/love etc etc. And now, drowning under everything else thats happened to me until now, I just crave the comfort of someone else.
User avatar #153499 to #153498 - temporalguardian ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
Guys*

You know I'm fucked up when I mess up basic grammar bs.
#153484 - gharshi (09/07/2014) [-]
guise, I'm getting a tattoo. not going into details about what they mean, I'm just looking for opinions. do they look decent? is the placement okay?

their purpose is more symbolic rather than aesthetics. I got a couple of different variations. will dump all
User avatar #153487 to #153486 - jokekill (09/07/2014) [-]
That is the best for placement on your chest

if you want a circular one i'd suggest you go for smaller ones on your wrist, inner forearm or upper arm/shoulder
#153489 to #153487 - gharshi (09/07/2014) [-]
thanks, I thought so too. the first one with the tiny ones was kinda inspired by those star tattoos people get on each side of their chest. pic related
User avatar #153490 to #153489 - jokekill (09/07/2014) [-]
Meh, not a fan of sailor tattoos
it doesn't seem like a flat enough surface for symbols
that's why his stars kinda look like spiders

just make sure you go to a good tattooist who specializes in lining and tribal. it'll look amazing if done by the right artist
User avatar #153474 - trollypollyz (09/07/2014) [-]
Anyone have good jumpscare links?
User avatar #153500 to #153474 - sugoi ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
Fucking neopets, completely fucking ruined it.
Gotta fucking register to see the stupid pteradactyl now what the fuck neopets.

GAWD IM SO TRIGGERED RIGHT NOW WHERE IS TUMBLR WHEN YOU NEED IT.
User avatar #153532 to #153500 - AppleDeAp (09/07/2014) [-]
i think dehumanizer is the resident shitposter here man, sorry
User avatar #153496 to #153474 - makotoitou (09/07/2014) [-]
robot bear pizza game
User avatar #153497 to #153496 - trollypollyz (09/07/2014) [-]
HUEHUEHUE I meant like links you can send to people to scare the shit out of them...
#153466 - anonymous (09/07/2014) [-]
Serious question need immediate answer

what can you do when your high
User avatar #153488 to #153466 - jokekill (09/07/2014) [-]
sober up
User avatar #153482 to #153466 - aherorising (09/07/2014) [-]
best thing to go with friends, and either in some nature park, or a room.
Go watch some really goofy tv, or a random documentary on whatever is on.
#153467 to #153466 - dehumanizer (09/07/2014) [-]
prank call the police
#153465 - Tyranitar ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
I've considered making a Youtube channel and just posting videos on it about whatever I feel like, but have no idea where to start. I'm not gonna try to get Pewdiepie-level famous or anything, but it'd be a fun hobby, and in the very unlikely event that I got a huge amount of subscribers, even possibly a source of revenue. Only problem is, I don't have very good materials for recording and shit, and while I've been complimented on my on-the-spot comedy before, I'm horrible at actually planning anything entertaining (which is why trying to be a content uploaded here never worked for me)

Any tips as to what I could do? Like I said, I'm not aiming for like a million views per video, but if I entertain just a couple people, then I'd consider it worthwhile.
#153468 to #153465 - dehumanizer (09/07/2014) [-]
>inb4 34 subscribers and 200 views per episode max
User avatar #153547 to #153468 - ScottP (09/07/2014) [-]
524 subs, but an average of about 60 views
User avatar #153469 to #153468 - Tyranitar ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
34 subscribers and 200 views more than I could hope for
#153460 - rambomantwo (09/07/2014) [-]
So, my girlfriend..

she has this male friend, who was originally a candidate for a threesome with us.
but now she is talking to him a lot, and is staying over at his house tonight

GF promised me that there is nothing going on
but she literally skipped class with him when i told her not to, went over to his house when he told her not to, and tonight she is staying over at his house.

I asked if i could call her when she was there, and she was all "no" i was all "why"
and she said she was nervous because i was upset.. i was chill later on and i called. and she did nothing but talk to him the entire time. and then was all "hello" and according to her... she couldnt hear me.. but what if she is lying? and she hung up.. directly after whitch i panicked.. and blacked out, and flipped my shit and broke a window.

im pretty paranoid too, and i have serious abandonment issues...
she insists nothing is going on.. and i told her.. that i wanted to talk to him and she said that is fine so i added the dude on facebook... and then he accepted but never replied to my message... and i wasn't even mean i was just "sup dude"

I feel like anything i do is the wrong option
i've confronted her multiple times about it.. and she's just "im sorry i wont do it again"
but she's done it twice already... well... according to her the only reason she is there tonight is because when she got out of the movies with her girlfriends... she ran into the guy and then they hung out, and her friends grandma would not let her stay there at her house overnight, and her parents are abusive so she crashed there... according to her...

I told her that if this keeps up, that there will be consiquences
but in all honestly i dont know what i can do..
if i accuse her it drives her away if i dont, i feel like she does it behind my back

...at least she told me?

i have no idea, what do i do? i don't want to lose her, everyone in my life has walked out on me. i dont want to fall into another crippling deppresion
#154063 to #153460 - anonymous (09/10/2014) [-]
I hope you did end it with her.
User avatar #154056 to #153460 - watermelloon (09/10/2014) [-]
you have abandonment issues and u want to do a threesome? STUPID MOFO.

your just gonna get so fucking jealous when you see him doing stuff to her and it will annoy you for ages, especially if she focuses most of her attention on him instead of you. Dont do it. BAD IDEA.

SHE'S GETTING THE D RIGHT NOW AND WE KNOW IT.
User avatar #153549 to #153460 - ScottP (09/07/2014) [-]
I think it's pretty much over, man. She's transitioning from you to him because maybe she just lost attraction towards you. It happens. And when she inevitably breaks up with you, it will hurt. A lot. But you'll get through it. You'll meet someone else eventually.

But yeah for now just prepare yourself for the end. Start separating your emotions from the things you two used to do together so that it won't haunt you as much afterwards.
User avatar #153479 to #153460 - aherorising (09/07/2014) [-]
I'm sorry dude, but she's pretty much cheating.
User avatar #153512 to #153479 - rambomantwo (09/07/2014) [-]
she got up today
and took selfies with him
and now they are going out to places together with his sister and her friend

and we never talk anymore


ugh, no one will ever love me
User avatar #153551 to #153512 - ScottP (09/07/2014) [-]
Break it off now. At least then you will have ended it with some degree of dignity and you will have been in some control of the situation. I'm sure there will be someone else you'll meet. And at the very least, your true friends will never betray you.

I was in a similar situation last year. My ex would spend more time with one of my closest friends than me. She would do more "couple-like" things with him than me. But looking back at it now, I feel as though it was the best possible outcome for the both of us. We weren't going to last for long either, no matter how much we told each other we would. We would have been in two different cities many hours away from each other. At least the several months afterwards allowed me to recuperate and now I'm in college, making new acquaintances and seeing new faces
User avatar #153516 to #153512 - aherorising (09/07/2014) [-]
hey, could be worse youknow. By logical inference alone, the simple fact that you, at some point in life, had a girlfriend with whom you had sex and experienced love is evidence that there are people who can, have, and likely will love you. At least you're not me dude
User avatar #153550 to #153516 - ScottP (09/07/2014) [-]
Sex is overrated.
#153471 to #153460 - dehumanizer (09/07/2014) [-]
>threesome
>staying over at his house
>skipped class (still in school, ayy lmao)
>just talked *whink whink*

You are getting cuckoled hard my friend, either break up with the whore or start masterbating to the thought of another man pleasing her.

This is what you get for having a girlfriend. Women, not even once!
User avatar #153458 - icanpaintyay (09/07/2014) [-]
so im making characters for Pathfinder the role playing game. just in case my hafling gunslinger craps out on me sooner than expected. only, im terrible at coming up with names. hopfully some of you have ideas.
so far i have a premade list of characters.
a male Grippli ninja, a male Human samari, a male Dhampir aristocrat, a female Sylph cleric, a male Infrit Antipaladin, a male Gnome investigater, and a female Aasimar summoner .
any ideas?
User avatar #153459 to #153458 - icanpaintyay (09/07/2014) [-]
no, the first one will not be named greninja.
User avatar #153457 - drunkensailor (09/07/2014) [-]
How long into college should I wait for my crush and her bf to break up before realizing it won't happen, I don't have a shot, and try to move on with my life?

Will give details if asked, for some context/background to this situation, read here:
www.funnyjunk.com/advice/121307#121307
www.funnyjunk.com/advice/123641#123641

or, tl;dr:
Known this girl for years, developed feelings about 2 years ago, never said anything, brotherzoned, resolved to say something this year but she got a bf, she broke up with him, wanted to make a move but a friend beat me to it, they're really happy together, they went to different colleges, we go to the same one, still have feelings, more than ever actually, waiting for them to break up so I can have my shot. What do?

if still tl;dr:
Girls, what do?
User avatar #153554 to #153457 - ScottP (09/07/2014) [-]
I agree with what xXThatxOnexGuyXx said your name is difficult to type . One of the things that I struggled with during high-school (and still today) was the overglorifying of women. I failed to understand that they were people too with their own things going on. I treated them differently and as a result developed serious anxiety issues towards them and self-esteem issues towards myself.

In my personal opinion, you should never be "waiting for two people to break up." Remember that within that relationship are two people who have feelings as well. If they're happy with each other, then you shouldn't want to destroy that just so you can gain your own happiness.

I had a major crush on this girl back in middle school and during the next few years we developed a sort of friendship. I wanted to go out with her, but I had to just watch as she dated other people. In the end I just let that idea go, and it ended up for the better because I no longer have romantic feelings towards her and our friendship is preserved.
User avatar #153606 to #153554 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (09/08/2014) [-]
I know it's hard to type... I originally made this as an alternate account for NSFW. Left that part of me in the past, but decided to keep using this account to give advice more anonymously, whilst leaving it open for people to message me/ keep track of who is posting. This was literally the only username that wasn't taken that came to my mind... So....
User avatar #153491 to #153457 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (09/07/2014) [-]
Look man, girls have feelings of their own too.
Stop wasting your time on waiting for her, because she clearly doesn't like you back.

Recently my girlfriend and I became official. When her guy-friends found out, they went and poured out all of their feelings for her.
One guy in specific:
"I waited two years before you were ready to date..."
"... but I guess you're off the market now"

This guy, in just the same manner as you, completely forgot that she is capable of having her own feelings.
That she's capable of liking anyone outside of you.
Just because she talks to you, doesn't mean she's interested in you. As a friend, sure; Although anything more is pure speculation and over-exaggeration of infatuation.
If you're brother-zoned, there's no escape.

Honestly, thinking this way is highly immature.
Far too immature to hold a relationship.

Most girls don't notice that when they do develop friendships with guys, that the guys almost always have an incentive.
The girls do not, however. They're there for the ride, and if they develop feelings for someone or not is up to them. Otherwise they're completely fine with being just friends until something serious develops.
Again, girls are humans too, man. They have their own feelings. If you missed your chance, then you missed your chance. Don't focus on her for much longer; There's plenty of fish in the sea.

Just don't force anything, and please stop trying to act like you can control everything; Because in the end, you're only setting yourself up for fail.
#153451 - samueltheawesome (09/07/2014) [-]
so during the summer i have been talking to my crush a ton on facebook, and i hung out with her once too, and i was starting to be really good friends with her. but like 2 weeks ago she stopped replying to my messages and i sit right next to her in one class, but she still ignores me. what should i do? and i have depression too and that added quite a bit to it.
#153473 to #153451 - dehumanizer (09/07/2014) [-]
atleast youre out of the friendzone
#153452 to #153451 - saltybanana ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
just talk to her nagga

say hey whats up? why arent you talking to me anymore? is there something wrong?

dont be scared to ask those questions, maybe somethings bugging her
User avatar #153454 to #153452 - samueltheawesome (09/07/2014) [-]
it doesnt seem like somethings wrong though, shes always talking to her friends and messing around and stuff, shes just talking to everyone except me
User avatar #153455 to #153454 - saltybanana ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
sometimes its best to leave her alone then. shouldnt be begging her to talk to you. its gonna make you look really stupid.

watch give it some time and she'll be texting you back bro. this has happen to me as well, just ignore them as well, they will always call or text you back. trust me
User avatar #153456 to #153455 - samueltheawesome (09/07/2014) [-]
okay, thanks man
#153436 - UNIQUELOL (09/07/2014) [-]
Can you sell something like this on craigslist, and if so,

under what category?


One more thing too, how much would you sell it for?
User avatar #153492 to #153436 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (09/07/2014) [-]
A neon sign?
Or just beer?
User avatar #153570 to #153492 - UNIQUELOL (09/07/2014) [-]
Neon sign mate.
#153453 to #153436 - saltybanana ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
hmmmm let me call a buddy of mine whos an expert at bud light signs.
#153429 - thebroble (09/07/2014) [-]
I just lost my girlfriend of 3 years. Someone make me feel like I have a friend. I lost all of mine when I moved....
I just lost my girlfriend of 3 years. Someone make me feel like I have a friend. I lost all of mine when I moved....
User avatar #153480 to #153429 - aherorising (09/07/2014) [-]
sup dude. how you holding up?
#153505 to #153480 - thebroble (09/07/2014) [-]
Hey man! Funny seeing you here.
Hey man! Funny seeing you here.
User avatar #153509 to #153505 - aherorising (09/07/2014) [-]
how did she react?
User avatar #153519 to #153509 - thebroble (09/07/2014) [-]
Well what's been going on is that She's been ignoring me. She'll open snapchats and not respond she'll ignore my texts for hours and then post on facebook. Am I being too needy?
User avatar #153520 to #153519 - aherorising (09/07/2014) [-]
maybe a little bit, but the simple fact that she ignores you is enough of an indication that she isn't into you as much as she used to be, I think
User avatar #153521 to #153520 - thebroble (09/07/2014) [-]
Agreed. I've tried to be more positive but she just doesn't talk to me like she used to. You can tell that difference with someone you used to spend all your time with ya know? I know she ignored me because I hadn't heard from her in 3 hours She opened my one snapchat then went on facebook and posted a picture then an hour and a half later she texted me.
User avatar #153530 to #153521 - aherorising (09/07/2014) [-]
seems obvious to me. You gonna break up with her officially now? or have you already?
#153475 to #153429 - dehumanizer (09/07/2014) [-]
Fuck you prick, you've had a relationship for THREE YEARS while there are people on this site that havent been in a relationship for THREE MINUTES. YOU DONT GET TO BE SAD AROUND HERE, JUST GO FUCKING OFF YOURSELF AND DIE, DO YOU HEAR ME YO UDONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT LIFE YOU FUCKING RETARD!
#153476 to #153475 - anonymous (09/07/2014) [-]
you're such a fucking faggot holy shit
you're such a fucking faggot holy shit
#153477 to #153476 - dehumanizer (09/07/2014) [-]
AND WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT, HUH? HUH?!
#153478 to #153477 - anonymous (09/07/2014) [-]
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User avatar #153437 to #153429 - UNIQUELOL (09/07/2014) [-]
Don't worry mate, both of my parents were in relationships for at least 10+ years, then they left those two people and met each other.

My dad even had 3 kids with his last wife, yeesh.
#153434 to #153429 - sugoi ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
You got a friend in me.
You got a friend in me.
User avatar #153503 to #153434 - thebroble (09/07/2014) [-]
Disturbing....but hilarious
User avatar #153430 to #153429 - fruzzinoid (09/07/2014) [-]
Where'd you move, man?
User avatar #153502 to #153430 - thebroble (09/07/2014) [-]
Florida
User avatar #153555 to #153502 - ScottP (09/07/2014) [-]
You going to college here?
User avatar #153557 to #153555 - thebroble (09/07/2014) [-]
Not this year but next
User avatar #153558 to #153557 - ScottP (09/07/2014) [-]
Where are you planning on studying?
User avatar #153560 to #153559 - ScottP (09/07/2014) [-]
What a small world. I left Tampa because there was nothing left for me there. Pretty much all of my friends moved to different cities after high-school.

In light of your recent situation, I can't even imagine what you must be going through. It was hard enough to go through a breakup without losing my friends in the process.
#153561 to #153560 - thebroble (09/07/2014) [-]
I left them all at home man I did the exact same thing you did but I lost my soulmate in the process
I left them all at home man I did the exact same thing you did but I lost my soulmate in the process
User avatar #153563 to #153561 - ScottP (09/07/2014) [-]
I stopped believing in soul-mates, but I do believe that it's good if you just let it all out now. Let out all the love, anger, and fear that you're feeling.

How did you know it was over?
User avatar #153411 - acidjunk (09/06/2014) [-]
There was this irish/scottish really tall black comedian, anyone remember his name?
User avatar #153416 to #153411 - crampers (09/07/2014) [-]
Reginald D hunter?
User avatar #153419 to #153416 - acidjunk (09/07/2014) [-]
Yes, thank you-
User avatar #153417 to #153416 - crampers (09/07/2014) [-]
then again didn't he just make comedy about ireland...
User avatar #153404 - thisisestonia (09/06/2014) [-]
Went to the dentist a few days ago for the second time, 4 teeth were pulled out in total and now I'm getting back braces, anyone got any advice on the subject? I mean I want to make them feel less painful and want them to ((what)) not be so bad
User avatar #153493 to #153404 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (09/07/2014) [-]
Aleve is pretty good.
Otherwise just try and direct your focus somewhere else when it starts hurting.
User avatar #153461 to #153404 - sonni (09/07/2014) [-]
ask them if they have any wax you can have. my orthodontist would give me little strips of wax to put over the brackets that caused a kanker sore. its really annoying to put on but it helped a lot
User avatar #153483 to #153461 - thisisestonia (09/07/2014) [-]
I've had that wax and it wasn't really necessary, was a bit annoying to put them on, yeah,
User avatar #153421 to #153404 - zachariaseverlivin (09/07/2014) [-]
You get used to it
User avatar #153394 - drl ONLINE (09/06/2014) [-]
taking cold medication that you buy over the counter can give you extremely vivid dreams
last night i dreamed i was in a burger joint i stood in line and ordered a burger then waited for him to prepare it
i remember in great detail
i remember the taste of it
and the feeling of the cold metal chair i sat in
it honestly was the most vivid clear dream i have ever had

for the past week i have been sick and have had dreams like this every night

my advice to you
take some
User avatar #153438 to #153394 - UNIQUELOL (09/07/2014) [-]
Was it like a dream where you knew what was happening, then when you wake up, and you think, was I in charge of what I was doing?
User avatar #153435 to #153394 - jorgethemaster (09/07/2014) [-]
What was the medication called?
User avatar #153420 to #153394 - alexanderburns (09/07/2014) [-]
I have dreams like that all the time.
Always makes me wonder how it works because all the things in my house remain unchewed, uncame on, and/or dry.
User avatar #153418 to #153394 - blaaz (09/07/2014) [-]
ive had a moment like that irl. shit was freaky but intensely interesting.
User avatar #153415 to #153394 - crampers (09/07/2014) [-]
Yes that's caused by fever
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