Upload
Login or register
Highest Rated Newest
auto-refresh every 1 2 3 5 seconds
Latest users (1): asdborg, anonymous(6).
Anonymous comments allowed.
#186748 - thedudeintheshirt
Reply 0
(06/03/2015) [-]
20 year old male talking to a 20 year old female.

We knew each other in High School, and I had a crush on her, but back then I was the shy, quiet, awkward kid. I wanted to ask this girl out but I never got the chance.

Since then, I've lost my virginity, and I've gained a lot of friends and went through a few long term relationships, so I feel a little more confident with talking to girls and flirting and what not. I just feel really insecure about trying to impress her for some reason.

A few days ago, we matched on Tinder, and she started messaging me and she gave me her number through Snapchat. I only texted her a few times, but we never got into a long conversation (the last time I texted her was last night and she didn't respond).

She told me that she wants to hang out and has brought it up multiple times, the only problem is I don't have money to take her out on a date and I'm not confident enough to entertain her myself. I feel like I'm a pretty boring person TBH.

What should I do?
#186760 to #186748 - plantain
Reply +2
(06/03/2015) [-]
Take her on a cheap but nice date, like to the park and get ice cream later. Or a museum and get some sandwiches. She isn't a prostitute, you don't have to spend insane amounts of money.
#186918 to #186760 - fallenraven
Reply 0
(06/05/2015) [-]
this, more cheap options i did in highschool was just going to the park, shit like that
#186757 to #186748 - supertanto
Reply 0
(06/03/2015) [-]
>suck some dick
>get some money
>take her out
>go back to her place
>get in her bedroom
>suck her dick

Rinse and repeat
#186751 to #186748 - unitedabominations
Reply 0
(06/03/2015) [-]
Walk away.

If you don't have a reason for her to stay, she isn't going to settle and wait.
#186759 to #186751 - thedudeintheshirt
Reply 0
(06/03/2015) [-]
Um... What?
#186742 - thefunnyside
Reply 0
(06/03/2015) [-]
So, for French class, we have to talk for about 3-5 mins about a problem in today's world. Things like racism, sexism, money, and whatnot. Does anyone have any ideas about what I could talk about? Some other classmates already took the things I mentioned. Thanks!
#186920 to #186742 - fallenraven
Reply 0
(06/05/2015) [-]
gun control, immigration, abortion, same sex marriage, the drug war, legalizing various drugs... this is the shit i usually use for college
#186830 to #186742 - womanexplain
Reply +1
(06/04/2015) [-]
North Korea, corruption of government in poor countries etc.
#186758 to #186742 - supertanto
Reply +1
(06/03/2015) [-]
plantain is right. If you asked a frenchman today what is a problem in today's world they'd say "jews"
#186756 to #186742 - awesomerninjathing
Reply +1
(06/03/2015) [-]
terrorism
#186743 to #186742 - plantain
Reply +1
(06/03/2015) [-]
Religious disputes.
#186725 - awesomerninjathing
Reply 0
(06/03/2015) [-]
do you think it's too late to reserve a Rolls Royce Phantom limousine for June 19th?
#186752 to #186725 - unitedabominations
Reply 0
(06/03/2015) [-]
ITT: A twelve year old goes to the summer school prom.
#186753 to #186752 - awesomerninjathing
Reply 0
(06/03/2015) [-]
epic

im gonna get a 1950 cadillac finally
#186762 to #186753 - ferrettamer
Reply 0
(06/04/2015) [-]
you just got straight burned, it was absolutely savage
how do you feel
#186763 to #186762 - awesomerninjathing
Reply 0
(06/04/2015) [-]
i feel fine because i wasnt burned at all but ok
#186764 to #186763 - ferrettamer
Reply 0
(06/04/2015) [-]
you got fucking roasted m8
#186765 to #186764 - awesomerninjathing
Reply 0
(06/04/2015) [-]
yeah well ill spitroast your mom faggot
#186766 to #186765 - ferrettamer
Reply 0
(06/04/2015) [-]
who will be the third2
#186767 to #186766 - awesomerninjathing
Reply 0
(06/04/2015) [-]
im gonna split my dick in half and still touch her cervix from both sides
#186768 to #186767 - ferrettamer
Reply 0
(06/04/2015) [-]
sounds painful for both parties
#186754 to #186753 - unitedabominations
Reply 0
(06/03/2015) [-]
thank your parents
#186755 to #186754 - awesomerninjathing
Reply 0
(06/03/2015) [-]
once again epic
we're 6 people and splitting it
#186728 to #186725 - supertanto
Reply +2
(06/03/2015) [-]
Nobody on here has any fucking idea. Fucking google i
#186729 to #186728 - supertanto
Reply 0
(06/03/2015) [-]
*it
#186726 to #186725 - awesomerninjathing
Reply 0
(06/03/2015) [-]
an antique one, not a modern one
#186724 - isonig
Reply -1
(06/03/2015) [-]
How do i erase this from my people memory?
#186727 to #186724 - supertanto
Reply 0
(06/03/2015) [-]
you must reenact the scene yourself
#186721 - frostbeard
Reply 0
(06/03/2015) [-]
Any idea what this is?
i have superanti-spyware and malwarebytes but it looks like they failed
#188641 to #186721 - frostbeard
Reply 0
(06/18/2015) [-]
Medium Risk Threats
#186744 to #186721 - plantain
Reply +2
(06/03/2015) [-]
Where'd you get it from?
#186868 to #186744 - frostbeard
Reply 0
(06/04/2015) [-]
damn, thought i might get more help for this, then again i might be in the wrong advice section
not sure where i got it tho, but this is all I've found on the control panel
guess i should just delete it
#186869 to #186868 - plantain
Reply 0
(06/04/2015) [-]
Honestly, I'd ask a tech support forum or Reddit over Funnyjunk to see if you can get it off yourself. If not, I'd take it into a shop and have them clean your PC up.
#186871 to #186869 - frostbeard
Reply 0
(06/04/2015) [-]
nah man its full of confidential information that's classified
gotta sort it out first, i always try to do it on my own - thanks for mentioning reddit, never thought i'd go there
#186731 to #186721 - supertanto
Reply +2
(06/03/2015) [-]
gg no re commie bastards
#186722 to #186721 - frostbeard
Reply 0
(06/03/2015) [-]
this also showed up and I also have no clue what it is
plz send help!
#186716 - thisisestonia
Reply +1
(06/03/2015) [-]
whose dick a man has to suck to get rid of youtube ads? I don't want adblock
#186790 to #186716 - skoldpaddacommala
Reply 0
(06/04/2015) [-]
I heard you can pay google a monthly fee to get rid of ads on their affiliated sites such as youtube.
#186732 to #186716 - supertanto
Reply 0
(06/03/2015) [-]
>get rid of ads
>don't want adblock
autism confirmed
#186739 to #186732 - thisisestonia
Reply 0
(06/03/2015) [-]
what the fuck has happened

people on this site have never been this rude before
#186740 to #186739 - supertanto
Reply 0
(06/03/2015) [-]
well people on this site have never posted such retarded comments before
#186741 to #186740 - thisisestonia
Reply 0
(06/03/2015) [-]
yeah, and if you read my second comment "just wondering if there is an alternative" you can realise, that I am asking an honest question
#186723 to #186716 - hetmartino
Reply 0
(06/03/2015) [-]
µblock
#186719 to #186716 - makotoitou
Reply 0
(06/03/2015) [-]
adblock
#186717 to #186716 - thisisestonia
Reply 0
(06/03/2015) [-]
just wondering if there is an alternative
#186718 to #186717 - ferrettamer
Reply 0
(06/03/2015) [-]
I heard Google was going to release a premium service or something that would remove ads (and probably add other features). Idk if it was just a rumor or not though
#186713 - anon
Reply 0
(06/03/2015) [-]
i had a teacher at high school i had crush on and i still have fantasies about her. she is single for a long time with one daughter, who is almost as hot as her. i had her as a friend on facebook for some time but never wrote her. she unfriended me, i don't know why, but it seems she did that also to another former classmates who had her in friends. How can i approach someone who i had not seen in one year, what to tell her? it may be platonic or whatever but i have strong sexual affection towards her. should i go and see her personally and ask her for some tutorage or write her about it and then make my next move?
#186921 to #186713 - fallenraven
Reply 0
(06/05/2015) [-]
well basically you have to have a way of bumping into her normally, then you come straight out and ask for her number after some small talk, if that doesnt work then she just isnt interested man. and if she had you as a student, then thats probably all she'll ever see you as
#186733 to #186713 - supertanto
Reply 0
(06/03/2015) [-]
suck her dick
#186703 - mondominiman
Reply 0
(06/03/2015) [-]
How do you wash a 100% cotton shirt without it shrinking. I bought one but I didn't know it was pure cotton and I don't want to wash it yet since it's exactly my size.
#186735 to #186703 - supertanto
Reply 0
(06/03/2015) [-]
semen
#186831 to #186735 - womanexplain
Reply 0
(06/04/2015) [-]
Lick a hedgehog
#186706 to #186703 - ieatbengay
Reply +1
(06/03/2015) [-]
wash by hand preferably

or calmest coldest wash yo can without using a dryer
#186707 to #186706 - mondominiman
Reply 0
(06/03/2015) [-]
Will hot/warm water shrink it?
#186709 to #186707 - ieatbengay
Reply +1
(06/03/2015) [-]
at least a litte
#186702 - friendofaf
Reply 0
(06/03/2015) [-]
Alright so my face is fucked with acne. What can I buy that will stop it?
#186922 to #186702 - fallenraven
Reply 0
(06/05/2015) [-]
cold shows everyday, or at least not hot ones, working out helps me for some reason too. wash your pillow cases often, that helped me. dermatologist.
#186804 to #186702 - joshualegitsky
Reply 0
(06/04/2015) [-]
Stop faping, start cold showers. Combo works
#186807 to #186804 - friendofaf
Reply 0
(06/04/2015) [-]
Fapping is contributing to it?
#186832 to #186807 - womanexplain
Reply 0
(06/04/2015) [-]
Don't listen to medical advice about fapping from some guy on the internet.
The way I dealt with my terribad acne which I've struggled with for 10 years was by going to my GP and getting a cream called Adapalene. I'm a female so acne treatment is different to males so I was also put on the pill which really helped too.
I know that males tend to get very dry skin from medications for acne, however it really does clear it all up.
Go see a doctor.
Try tea tree cleansers and wash your face everyday with a cleanser in the shower, it doesn't take a minute and it gets all the shit off your face that has infiltrated your pores during the day.
#186809 to #186807 - joshualegitsky
Reply 0
(06/04/2015) [-]
Yeh look up reddit no fap
#186734 to #186702 - supertanto
Reply 0
(06/03/2015) [-]
neutrogena and shit?
#186711 to #186702 - dhremdt
Reply 0
(06/03/2015) [-]
Had the same problem some years ago and I had lots of creams and stuff like that. Yes, they helped for some time but after a few months I've seen no difference in them receding from the stage they were. One good way to do it is to start doing sports, or start lifting and eating healthy, really. Cut the chocolate, stop drinking coke, stop eating lots of sweets. One more thing, hygiene is VERY important, wash your face but make sure you use a soap that won't dry out your face. Make sure you don't shave counter grow wise (or whatever it's called). Make sure you change your pillow's sheet from time to time. Don't squeeze your pimples. The reason for that it's because a pimple is an infection on the hair's base in the skin, squeezing it will only make the infection continue spreading. And the best thing you can do is to go see a dermatician.
#186712 to #186711 - friendofaf
Reply 0
(06/03/2015) [-]
I lift everyday with 2 rest days. My diet is very healthy. I was my face at least 3 times a day. I don't touch my face.... Alot. I should clean my pillow case more. Dermatician aye? you rekon that'l help?
#186715 to #186712 - deckbox
Reply 0
(06/03/2015) [-]
oh yea change y our pillow fairly regularly, every i guess between 7-12 days.

Food plays a major role as mentioned, certain intolerances could contribute also
#186714 to #186712 - dhremdt
Reply 0
(06/03/2015) [-]
It helped me for some time, then I've realized that she was taking my money. She just called me once/moth to tell me that's "it's better" when it stagnated. So I ditched her services. You can go at a dermatician until you can continue his/her prescription on your own. It can be hormonal then, one thing you can do is wait, I have friends that had craters on his face and now he's got a pretty clean face (not smooth though, acne let some marks on his face). I wish you best of luck, they are really annoying. It can be from a microbacterian cause, if you love in an industrialized area. Acne can have a lot of couses, so that's why it's good to see a dermatician, to see the cause.
#186720 to #186714 - friendofaf
Reply 0
(06/03/2015) [-]
Gotcha. Thanks for the help mate
#186705 to #186702 - ieatbengay
Reply 0
(06/03/2015) [-]
not giving a fuck is free
#186708 to #186705 - friendofaf
Reply 0
(06/03/2015) [-]
But the rest of my is fairly attractive and I'm seen lots. This is a real drag
#186704 to #186702 - deckbox
Reply 0
(06/03/2015) [-]
a paper bag.

or hydrocortizone cream, hot towels to open pores, a Witchazel scrub should be pretty swish. dont touch your face too much, or mush it about.

i have been lucky, i get the odd spot here or there but never really had acne.
#186700 - phanactssonjoe
Reply 0
(06/03/2015) [-]
no one will help me with my broken soul
#186923 to #186700 - fallenraven
Reply -1
(06/05/2015) [-]
help yourself, working out puts you in a good mood and keeps your bodies chemicals in balance, pick up a hobby, i play guitar, make models, archery and drink beer with friends
#186736 to #186700 - supertanto
Reply 0
(06/03/2015) [-]
lol pussy
#186710 to #186700 - mondominiman
Reply -1
(06/03/2015) [-]
Get hatred and live out your desires in a virtual environment.
#186697 - ssheinrich
Reply 0
(06/03/2015) [-]
anyone from US or Europe playing Batlefield Hardline? i just need someone who can help me get 15 balestic shield coins for the enforcer syndicate assignement and i would be happy to do the same to you too
#186745 to #186737 - ssheinrich
Reply 0
(06/03/2015) [-]
already asked there, got no reply so i just tried my luck here
#186690 - anon
Reply 0
(06/03/2015) [-]
how do you get over a long term relationship.

I've tried being with other girls but it just makes me miss her more.
#186924 to #186690 - fallenraven
Reply 0
(06/05/2015) [-]
focus on yourself, learn to lose yourself, do things for you. sounds like bulshit self help book shit but its the truth, pick up a hobby, read a book, work out.
#186738 to #186690 - supertanto
Reply 0
(06/03/2015) [-]
you dont lol
#186701 to #186690 - phanactssonjoe
Reply 0
(06/03/2015) [-]
i would try going onto the subway and fap to women in front of them while looking into their eyes while i do it
#186698 to #186690 - sugoi
Reply 0
(06/03/2015) [-]
You fall madly in love with another girl.
#186689 - niven
Reply 0
(06/03/2015) [-]
If a company just recommends a high school diploma for a job, how much less likely am i to get it than someone with one

I'm 17 na I'm getting it in a year
#186684 - jellolol
Reply 0
(06/03/2015) [-]
So..I met this girl, about 2-3 weeks ago. We have a lot of things in common, both of us found it hard to believe how naturally we get along. Both told each other how its such a wonderful thing having each other in each other's lives. Flirted here and there. And then, today, i implied that i like her/have feelings for her and that I want to ask her out, again i implied, didn't say it directly. She picked up on it and said "as you know im not looking for a relationship right now, but it's been wonderful having you as a friend ". I'm not expecting any REAL advice from this, just a shot in the dark or something whatever it wont hurt..hopefully. So then I really didn't expect that like it all worked out really fine in my head because you know we always have such a good time. So Like, she didn't break up with anybody recently, and by recently i mean at least 2 years, was the last time she was in a relationship. So it's not like she's recovering from something like that. She said that i'm cute and all that and so unless she's lying it's not my looks. So why? What did I do wrong? Is it even me? How come this happens everytime? because today i was super depressed and i couldn't even bring myself to go to gym. I'm about to completely give up and move on and maybe this is just the depression talking but i'm like done with that. I don't think I can try for girls anymore. Like I don't get it, i made it clear and obvious about what i wanted from her and it wasn't friendship. And I know she wasn't dense to not pick up on it, so why didn't she stop everything early on so i wouldnt get hope? why did she play with my feelings like that? and then when i implied that i was depressed today and that it was because of her, she said something like "oh gosh what did i do " and then THAT surprised me and i was like nevermind its nothing i was just being stupid. like okay im so fucking confused now like did she pick up on anything or not because i dont even know anymore but im almost done trying either ways. Like i'll still talk to her and be nice to her and shit but that's it. I know it's hard to give advice to someone while you don't really know much of the details but like..i'd appreciate it from anyone who actually read this gayness that i typed and took it seriously and gave me a proper answer. We're all family here right?
#186928 to #186684 - fallenraven
Reply 0
(06/05/2015) [-]
look man im just gunna say it, shes not interested and you dont need her. but next time you go to ask a girl out, dont beat around the bush- thats beta, make it very clear- girls respect that more
#186746 to #186684 - thedudeistheman
Reply 0
(06/03/2015) [-]
"I made it clear and obvious"
"i implied, didn't say it directly"

It seems like she picked up on what you were saying, but don't act like you flat out asked her out.

Maybe she genuinely isn't looking for a relationship. Just because you get along well doesn't mean she'll want to date you.
#186685 to #186684 - sugoi
Reply 0
(06/03/2015) [-]
It's your looks, she doesn't get a lady boner from you. She's got the emotional attraction but none of the physical.

Time to hit the gym again buddy.
#186686 to #186685 - jellolol
Reply 0
(06/03/2015) [-]
Well thanks I guess.
#186688 to #186686 - sugoi
Reply 0
(06/03/2015) [-]
It's okay man, physical looks are easy to change with effort.
Emotional attraction is a lot harder to make.
#186681 - anon
Reply 0
(06/03/2015) [-]
How do
>>#xxxxxxxx
?
#186675 - anon
Reply 0
(06/03/2015) [-]
Does a girl texting you "I'm so glad we're friends" means you're friendzoned? She's had a bf since i met her so I couldn't really make a move, but is it too late?
#186677 to #186675 - sugoi
Reply 0
(06/03/2015) [-]
Yes.
#186676 to #186675 - braveblue
Reply +1
(06/03/2015) [-]
Go for it, you'll never know if you don't try.
#186674 - friedflounder
Reply +4
(06/03/2015) [-]
am i a kid? or a squid? please, this is way to existential for me
#186687 to #186674 - yourinvisiblegf
Reply 0
(06/03/2015) [-]
you're a trans-squid
#186678 to #186674 - sugoi
Reply +1
(06/03/2015) [-]
You're neither a kid nor a squid.
You are a flounder.
#186673 - crystalversion
Reply 0
(06/03/2015) [-]
So I was given prozac at my evaluation yesterday with the doctor in charge of prescribing the medication and was supposed to start today but I was a little scared to take it since I work mornings (usually 7-2pm) and read online "that it may impair my thinking or reactions and to be careful of doing anything that requires me to be alert." I work in merchandising at an electronics store. Mostly down stocking and once in a while we use a machine to grab heavy items from high places but it requires me to be fast and to lift and push things around all day Anyone here taken it and has it caused any of that? I know it's different from person to person but like I said I'm a bit scared of it affecting work (even though she said it'd give me more energy and take a while for me to notice the change) and getting worse instead of better(addiction, more moments where thoughts of suicide and self hurt or hate will occur). Overall I might be freaking myself out since I looked up info about it. Apart from the prozac I was given sleeping pills to take at night
#186747 to #186673 - thedudeistheman
Reply 0
(06/03/2015) [-]
Ask your doctor.
#186664 - tisjunkisdamnfunny
Reply 0
(06/03/2015) [-]
anyone know anything about escort services, nice ones not streets hoes. what they charge if its worth it ect.?
#186932 to #186664 - fallenraven
Reply 0
(06/05/2015) [-]
theres many varying prices but back page has a list. first things first, make it very clear what you expect, or itll be a bad experience. i usually see them at anywhere from 100-250 an hour
#186663 - charizarddad
Reply 0
(06/03/2015) [-]
im about to go get a tattoo but my question is should i find an artist? i went to a place kind of convenient cause it was close and had what i thought were good artists but really theyre okay, theyre not creative but they can draw. so im getting a really easy tattoo but i want it to be perfect, so i still want it done well. i dont really care about the price either. although the place has to be close, i cant go out too far to get it. so should i stick with the same artists that ive gone to before? or find a new better artist still close?
#186933 to #186663 - fallenraven
Reply 0
(06/05/2015) [-]
the way i found to get a good tattoo artist is to ask around, most people with tattoos know a good artist or at least know the ones to avoid
#186665 to #186663 - mondominiman
Reply 0
(06/03/2015) [-]
It's all up to you man, you're stuck with it forever. Try to go with a better artists though even if it's a bit farther .
#186666 to #186665 - charizarddad
Reply 0
(06/03/2015) [-]
thing is, it isnt really up to me. id go wherever but only within like an hour drive. but im not the one driving so they want to go to a place thats in a shitty neighborhood because i live near a bunch of them. like id go to a professional rich city artist but other people cant understand why. they think the shitty is better
#186667 to #186666 - mondominiman
Reply +1
(06/03/2015) [-]
Those people are retards, it's your body. Go a different day if you have to or find a different way there. You get what you pay for
#186668 to #186667 - charizarddad
Reply +1
(06/03/2015) [-]
lol i like that yeah this person is a retard but i have always known them and pretty much had to have known them. hint: its my mom. shes cool with the tattoo and the price but doesnt understand why the place further out is pricier but somehow better. anyway thats why i settle for good not great work. i will probably find another way to get there
#186669 to #186668 - mondominiman
Reply 0
(06/03/2015) [-]
So what are you gonna get?
#186671 to #186669 - charizarddad
Reply +3
(06/03/2015) [-]
on my non-dominant wrist. faced towards me and not outward so i see it more than other people.
#186672 to #186671 - mondominiman
Reply 0
(06/03/2015) [-]
It's pretty good.