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#188586 - cantfindaname ONLINE
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(06/18/2015) [-]
Okay guys, I'm just going to make this short and simple. Everyone's gone through it, but I still need help.

I just broke up with my girlfriend. I'm 17. There was no promiscuity or anything like that, it just didn't work out. 2nd time I've gone through this, first time the girl has mattered to me. I want advice on how to cope with this and move on.
#188592 to #188586 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT
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(06/18/2015) [-]
Time is the only cure mang, just try to keep busy with something whether it be friends or videogames. Just don't become a bitch who secludes himself from his friends or family, I had a friend who did that, and after a while he got better and regretted all the things he did to make his life better (ie stopped playing vidya, ditched important friends, etc.)
#188588 to #188586 - unitedabominations
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(06/18/2015) [-]
There isn't just getting over someone that mattered and coping. Everyone does it differently, fam.
#188587 to #188586 - sirfiiddlesticks
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(06/18/2015) [-]
I've been in your shoes dude. You guys are young, you should know that things like that won't last forever. Just try and put her out of your mind, just get through it one day at a time and keep doing stuff that will keep you distracted.
#188582 - muhsweg
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(06/17/2015) [-]
Need advice FJ, let me set the situation for you.

So I met this girl while playing League of Legends, she seemed pretty cool, although I didn't find out that she was a girl until we got on skype. We'll call her Bailey. We have been playing league with each other for a few months now and a couple weeks ago we started using webcams/facetiming.

We found out that we really like each other and got into somewhat of a relationship. Turns out we like the same stuff, listen to the same kind of music etc. and she is completely out of my league.

So I live in indiana and Bailey lives in texas, I'm going to see her next weekend and I am really nervous, do you guys have any general tips or advice from similar experiences? As I said before I am super nervous, mainly because her dad is super conservative and most likely won't want me at her place.

Sorry if this is a little too vague, maybe someone can offer me some help.
#188629 to #188582 - joshlol
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(06/18/2015) [-]
>she is completely out of my league.

she's diamond league?
#188634 to #188629 - muhsweg
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(06/18/2015) [-]
lol no, we are both silver but she is a total qt3.14
#188620 to #188582 - nanako
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(06/18/2015) [-]
Start lifting.

If you think she's out of your league, then that means you either lack attractiveness or confidence. Maybe both, but you've gotten this far.

There's no reason not to be fit and awesome in life anyway, but if you're lazy, having a girlfriend to impress can give you a good motivation to get started
#188621 to #188620 - muhsweg
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(06/18/2015) [-]
Luckily, fitness isn't a problem for me, and I feel like i'm not that awkward of a person.

I just can't help but feel nervous ya know?

Also that's a good point, having a girlfriend will probably push me to work harder.
#188590 to #188582 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT
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(06/18/2015) [-]
Just be yourself dude... Worst come to worse, just talk about league or some other of your interests. Always wear a smile, never get too personal on the first date... But seriously, be yourself. As for her dad, meh. Either he likes you or he doesn't just don't do anything too rash.
#188630 to #188590 - joshlol
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(06/18/2015) [-]
Just be yourself bro!
Works for me
#188631 to #188630 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT
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(06/18/2015) [-]
Well if that were the dude in mention, I'd say do whatever the fuck you want because it doesn't matter, if that girl doesn't have her panties off 3 minutes into the conversation dump her and find another girl who would because that dude is 9.5/10 hot.
#188591 to #188590 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT
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(06/18/2015) [-]
and if she's bronze dump her dude wtf you doing jk
#188589 to #188582 - sirfiiddlesticks
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(06/18/2015) [-]
Just be chill and be confident, don't be too awkward or anything. As for meeting her dad, the first impression is the most important thing. Make sure you're respectful and polite to both of them, just really let him know you're not an asshole.
#188583 to #188582 - makotoitou
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(06/18/2015) [-]
what champs do she play? This is relevant.
#188584 to #188583 - muhsweg
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(06/18/2015) [-]
I usually support her because she plays a really good miss fortune/graves
#188585 to #188584 - makotoitou
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(06/18/2015) [-]
>graves
put a ring on that bitch pronto
#188545 - anon
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(06/17/2015) [-]
Lost my virginity a little over a year ago only to find I can't feel sexual pleasure. I've tried literally everything I have heard of both on my own and with my boyfriend and all I've ever been able to experience is pain, pressure, and discomfort akin to hitting your funny bone. There have been days that we have spent hours trying to get something, ANYTHING to pleasure me and nothing happens. I finally brought it up with my doctor and she dismissed it as a psychological problem, I received no help or insight into anything. I feel happy, loved, and comfortable sharing my body with my boyfriend so I don't think she was right about it being psychological, but I don't know what else it could be. Does anyone have any idea of any disorders (physical or psychological) that might explain this?
#188555 to #188545 - womanexplain
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(06/17/2015) [-]
Seek out a gynecologist as opposed to a doctor to get a specialist insight, and consider seeing a sex therapist with or without your partner.
#188564 to #188555 - anon
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(06/17/2015) [-]
Well considering he moved across the country, it'll have to be without him. Thank you for the advice, this is the most helpful anyone has been so far. I'm just so lost on what to do and it really fuck with your head. I have insecurities now that I never even imagined I would have and I know it hurts my boyfriend too.
#188566 to #188564 - womanexplain
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(06/17/2015) [-]
It shouldn't hurt either of you, you can't help your body nor can this be changed quickly.
I would say you should continue to experiment in private without your boyfriend and test out different techniques to try and boost your sexual experience. If you build it up in your head and create anxiety it will become far more difficult
#188568 to #188566 - anon
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(06/17/2015) [-]
I've spent plenty of time "experimenting" on my own and I've had even worse (awkward, uncomfortable, and unpleasurable) results than with my boyfriend.
#188571 to #188568 - womanexplain
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(06/17/2015) [-]
Try and do it really slowly, the best tip I've heard about these sorts of issues is treat private time as if you were making love with your boyfriend, in other words make it so you're making love with yourself.
Light some candles, go at it slowly etc.
I'm embarrassed writing this but I feel like it's necessary
#188572 to #188571 - anon
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(06/17/2015) [-]
Again, I have literally spent hours doing it on my own. And still nothing.
#188573 to #188572 - womanexplain
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(06/17/2015) [-]
This is an intimate question I'm about to ask, but when you have sex with your boyfriend does it feel really tight and uncomfortable? Like it's almost too big or not in the right place?
#188577 to #188573 - anon
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(06/17/2015) [-]
I apologize for the odd syntax of my comments, I'm using my tablet and the keyboard and predictive text are a little funky.
#188579 to #188577 - womanexplain
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(06/17/2015) [-]
It sounds like your walls could have some sort of issue, I know nothing of these things though so talk to a gyeno
Maybe you have an STI? I know your boyf is probably your only partner but it's still possible.
I hope I've been of some help, I really know nothing of this area which is why I normally stay away from these questions, but I figured this was a girl problem and well you won't find many girls here
Autocorrect is awful I'm on my phone don't worry
#188580 to #188579 - anon
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(06/17/2015) [-]
Well thank you for the effort, I really appreciate it. The only thing that doesn't seem to make any sense about that is that this is has been an ongoing issue since the very beginning of our sexual relationship and it extends to the whole genital region, inside AND out. Hopefully professional will be of more assistance, but I do thank you for your input.
#188581 to #188580 - womanexplain
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(06/17/2015) [-]
It may be a psychological thing, if it is there is no way you could rationalize it on your own without therapy, if you were able to do so it wouldn't be a problem in the first place.
I hope you find some help in the two specialist fields I have recommended, I have heard of similar cases to your own and I assure you this is not rare. You can get help.
#188575 to #188573 - anon
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(06/17/2015) [-]
No, not really. Most of the time, any pain I feel is more comparable to a stinging, Indian burns, or sharp, stabbing sensations sensation.
#188562 to #188555 - womanexplain
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(06/17/2015) [-]
Every lady's love cavern is delicate and operates differently, there's always anal
#188565 to #188562 - anon
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(06/17/2015) [-]
Tried that... it's the stuff of nightmares.
#188567 to #188565 - womanexplain
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(06/17/2015) [-]
Again try it in private
If it was the stuff of nightmares you probably didn't lube up properly
Don't take sex advice from a virgin though lol
#188570 to #188567 - anon
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(06/17/2015) [-]
Oh trust me, we used PLENTY of lube and we've used much smaller devices. Most intense pain I have ever experienced, it felt like losing my virginity every single time.
#188574 to #188570 - womanexplain
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(06/17/2015) [-]
Oh jeez
As I said I wouldn't know
#188547 to #188545 - ieatbengay
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(06/17/2015) [-]
no good feeling ever or just during actual intercourse?*
#188549 to #188547 - anon
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(06/17/2015) [-]
Also, I have never orgasmed in case that wasn't clear already. Even doing the things that do bring me pleasure for long periods of time has not brought me to orgasm.
#188576 to #188549 - ieatbengay
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(06/17/2015) [-]
i thought you said you didn't feel pleasure ever?
#188593 to #188576 - anon
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(06/18/2015) [-]
I mean pleasure unrelated to my genitals. Like kissing and whatnot is all very pleasurable and arousing, but I'm still not able to get off because of it.
#188548 to #188547 - anon
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(06/17/2015) [-]
Well, it depends what you mean. I never experience any physical sensation of pleasure in my genitals, although I do experience arousal and desire. I do receive pleasure from physical contact like kissing and whatnot, but I'm incapable of feeling pleasure "below the belt," so to speak. Whether I try to stimulate myself or I'm being stimulated by my boyfriend, it most just feels like poking, prodding, and rubbing.
#188550 to #188548 - ieatbengay
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(06/17/2015) [-]
ok, i was asking because some girls can't feel pleasure from sex either due to nerves or because they don't like actual penetration and have never done it to themselves, but i've never heard of someone not feeling anything at all
#188552 to #188550 - anon
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(06/17/2015) [-]
Yeah I mean, it's not as if I'm numb, which a lot of people don't seem to understand. I feel everything that happens, it's just that none of it is good. Thanks anyway.
#188551 to #188550 - ieatbengay
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(06/17/2015) [-]
>>#188549, best advice i can give is go to a different doctor and keep trying
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#188542 - thisistheguy
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(06/17/2015) [-]
Have trouble staying asleep and I don't know why, my room is pretty dark, I exercise almost every day, I don't drink coffee or alcohol before bed most nights either. Anyone able to help?
#188662 to #188542 - titsmccracken
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(06/19/2015) [-]
If it becomes a serious issue, then you should talk to a doctor.
#188578 to #188542 - ieatbengay
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(06/17/2015) [-]
could be temperature, try make your room hotter or colder depending on how hot it is atm
#188544 to #188542 - anon
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(06/17/2015) [-]
jackin off before bed time makes it hard to fall asleep, even more so if you are doing it laying down in bed, because you go "lawl ok sleep time" after but ur head goes "nah mane we fuck time now) so i mean that might be part of it.
That and try not to check your phone/computer for roughly half hour before bed because really bright screens mess with your mind making it hard to sleep also.
try either~
#188539 - mondominiman ONLINE
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(06/17/2015) [-]
Yay I got hired, funny enough by the same company that let me go a few months back. Luckily it won't be the same guys its in a different state so I won't see them .
#188556 to #188539 - womanexplain
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(06/17/2015) [-]
Ok
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#188537 - anon
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(06/17/2015) [-]
I need help finding something that I doubt anyone will find. 2-4 months ago a youtuber/vlogger interviewed people in an Asda in chesterfield, Derbyshire. My friend was one of the people interviewed. It was about food they were buying or health or some dumb shit but I've not been able to find it for months. From what my friend said the vlogger was a brown haired dude. Is anyone able to find this video?
#188524 - anon
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(06/17/2015) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/nsfw/tjnbLgw/Cumming+hard/
going anon because its kinda embarrassing
question:
are girls supposed to cum that much ? I masturbate like that too, i don't finger myself and haven't had sex, but i do often "flick the bean" and my cum is just like a little extra leak of the same substance that made me wet, is something wrong with my cum or is that special ?
#188663 to #188524 - titsmccracken
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(06/19/2015) [-]
As a lesbian whose has been with a lot of women. She's just a squirter. Most women do not cum that much. Both are normal, although squirters are rare.
#188558 to #188524 - womanexplain
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(06/17/2015) [-]
Not all girls squirt, not all girls moan. She only rocked her hips like that because she wasn't lying down.
From personal experience, I can tell you that orgasm is normal, as yours probably are too.
#188543 to #188524 - dudeheit
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(06/17/2015) [-]
Some women do, some do not. There are other videos of her, she doesn't always cums that hard.
#188536 to #188524 - notred ONLINE
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(06/17/2015) [-]
I don't ejaculate and I'm a dude. People are different. Wouldn't worry about it
#188554 to #188536 - fukkentyranitar
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(06/17/2015) [-]
See a medical professional.
#188533 to #188524 - anon
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(06/17/2015) [-]
She strangely sounded like a man,
I don't want to be suspicious but, she came like a, like she had her penis cut off.
#188528 to #188524 - ieatbengay
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(06/17/2015) [-]
that girl is way beyond average

weirdly beyond normal

you're fine
#188529 to #188528 - ieatbengay
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(06/17/2015) [-]
inb4 this is womenexplain
#188559 to #188529 - womanexplain
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(06/17/2015) [-]
I wish you'd spelt my name right u poo
It's not me I'm definitely not a petite girl like the one in the video, and I'm as frigid as a glacier.
#188560 to #188559 - ieatbengay
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(06/17/2015) [-]
i mean the anon poster
#188561 to #188560 - womanexplain
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(06/17/2015) [-]
You didn't say it like that though and I'm not an anon poster I don't bother going anon on this acc as seen with my above comment
Also tfw no bf
#188569 to #188563 - womanexplain
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(06/17/2015) [-]
Kek
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#188525 to #188524 - mcmxcideath
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(06/17/2015) [-]
You're normal, though I'm gonna need a video of that just to be sure.
#188523 - headlessmamii
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(06/17/2015) [-]
My health haven't been the absolute best.

So a year ago I was diagnosed with some type of chronic pain. It gets kind of bad to the point where sometimes I'd get immobile in bed. Hard to move one leg, then my back, then my feet to get up and even go to the bathroom. I've been assigned physical therapy and it went away for a while. I was really happy. Nobody knows how it happened or why it's happening so I'm kind of on my own here. I've been assigned gabapentin ( 3 pills) and just got off of amitriptyline because it really didn't work out for me it was assigned to help me sleep regardless of the pain but you know...didn't work out for me. I did get tried but not tired enough to pass out regardless of whatever has been happening.

TL;DR


Two weeks ago I've had another flare up of my chronic pain. It took away my interest in about everything I liked to do. ( I kind of felt too empty to do anything ) and just made my appetite entirely disappear.

That's the problem. My appetite is gone, when I try to eat I almost manage to just gag afterwards. I've always had an issue with eating. I've never had the biggest appetite and I eat like like a bird. But damn even by my standards I'm eating too little With it gone I've lost a lot of weight ( I wanted to loose it anyway. But not like this ) and started having dizzy spells. The only thing I can manage to do is drink water and hope that my appetite comes back.

What do?

Is it because of my diet? Could it be some type of bug?

I really don't want to make a trip to my doctor's office again over something like this. But if I manage to loose anymore weight I think I might have to.
#188606 to #188523 - skoldpaddacommala
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(06/18/2015) [-]
Have you considered utilizing medical cannabis? Many cancer patients use it to counter the decreased appetite that comes with their medical regiment. It can be consumed via edibles, vapor, liquid, or by simply burning it. Where do you live?
#188649 to #188606 - headlessmamii
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(06/19/2015) [-]
I haven't thought about it but I live in Ohio I don't think anyone thinks what I have is serious enough to prescribe anything to me. That's how it's been recently. Everyone thinks I'm faking what I have. I guess that's a thing that comes with chronic pain
#188535 to #188523 - gypsydude
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(06/17/2015) [-]
Thinking, cause of what wrote, that you might need to change your diet. Wish I knew what is causing the pain and how to help. But idk this might sound ridiculous it could have something to with your digestion, maybe some sort of constipation. So yeah I would change the diet your eating. Hang in there buddy, things will be okay.
#188647 to #188535 - headlessmamii
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(06/19/2015) [-]
I appreciate it, I needed that no honestly I felt like shit
#188527 to #188523 - titsmccracken
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(06/17/2015) [-]
It's probably related to your diet, my youngest sister has an eating disorder and will sometimes go so long without eating that she gets dizzy and faints. So it is possible but it might be something else completely. I'd ask your doctor. Plus they could help you with your eating problems or at least recommend food products that can give you the vitamins and supplements your body needs.
Also chronic pain seriously sucks. I've been struggling with my own for 8 years. When it flares up it can be pretty depressing. Hell just losing my ability to function is sad enough, let alone the actual pain. So, I feel ya. Just hang in there, it will get better eventually.
#188646 to #188527 - anon
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(06/18/2015) [-]
Thanks a lot, I'll try it out
#188648 to #188646 - headlessmamii
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(06/19/2015) [-]
Hit Anon out of habit sorry about that
#188526 to #188523 - mcmxcideath
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(06/17/2015) [-]
Keep looking. Sometimes "traditional" doctors can't cure it all and you may need to get help from those shunned by society. People that can cure with the mind, with rituals, with magic and / or plants. It may be strange but it works for some people.

I don't know what your diet is but plenty of the usual things you find in stores are packed with things we should not consume at all. I don't buy anything new without checking all the ingredients and labels. It's a tedious task and I have had to quit eating some of my favorite foods because of this but it is best for my body and therefore, for me.
#188651 to #188526 - headlessmamii
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(06/19/2015) [-]
Are grapes and fruits okay? That's what I've been trying recently
#188500 - Tyranitar
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(06/17/2015) [-]
I've secretly hated my "stepdad" not actually married to my mom, but he's been forced into my life enough that he might as well be for a long time. He's just in general a shitty human being, who lied to my mom to coerce her into a relationship (he isn't abusive, but I almost think that's only because he is so skinny and unhealthy that he knows he can't take me or even my mom in a fight) , he hits out dogs when he thinks no one is awake or home, which we've yelled at him for, and he is constantly having my mother do things for him, just to save himself mere seconds of work. And after seeing him make a fat joke to his own nephew, who has a serious health issue and is trying, and failing, to control his weight, among having to deal with other issues, I'm so very close to snapping and beating him.

But if my mother finds out that I cannot stand this guy whom she is forcing me to live with and try to be friends with, she'll either feel horrible and get depressed, or she'll side with him and say that I'M the person here with problems. What should I do?
#188520 to #188500 - jettom
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(06/17/2015) [-]
My friend had the same issue. He moved in to his drug-addict father, got addicted to cocaine and is now serving years because he took his stepdad out in a high rage.

I think it'd be better to just tell your Mum about your stepdad and tell her something like "Either he's leaving or I am."
#188505 to #188500 - fukkentyranitar
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(06/17/2015) [-]
Disclaimer: If it doesn't work out; I ain't did shit.
#188504 to #188500 - fukkentyranitar
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(06/17/2015) [-]
As much as I'd hate to be the asshole lol , you have to say something. If you don't address the issue, it will never get solved. Just try to think of a way to convey the message without incriminating yourself. No point being timid and letting the asshole walk all over everyone. For all you know, everyone else has been thinking the same thing but feel intimidated again lol . And if your mom takes his side, just be blunt and straight forward.
#188499 - megamouth
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(06/17/2015) [-]
Hey FunnyJunk! today i have a serious question, and i need all the help i can get. i recently graduated from high school, and my plan was to move in with my brother to start working and go to collage. however he spontaneously got married yesterday, and is moving out of his apartment. he wants me to move in with the roommates he already had but he wont be there. honestly i wanted to move in with HIM, my older brother. its not like i have to leave where i am the people who have let me stay in there home love me to death and even have gone to tell me that they want me to stay, and also told me that my brother ditching out on me is a shit thing to do. i am conflicted because i cant do anything i want to do at this house ie drink smoke mary jane walk around basically naked, but the only thing i have to pay here is 300 for room and board. i need some outward advice please.
#188531 to #188499 - ieatbengay
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(06/17/2015) [-]
i don't think getting married is a dick move B)
#188538 to #188531 - megamouth
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(06/17/2015) [-]
no i mean like he knew her fr a couple weeks, the n texts me like three days ago an s was like "guess what i got married.i still need help resolving this tho.
#188495 - meowtownhero
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(06/17/2015) [-]
my gf bores me to death. we talk about school and shit (cuz exams) lately and im always stuck not knowing what to say because i believe i have nothing else to say and shes extremely quiet unless once every week we sext. We see each other probably once every 2 weeks. i feel we have nothing in common, pls help.
#188530 to #188495 - ieatbengay
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(06/17/2015) [-]
go out and do things together to get something to talk about and learn more about each other
#188507 to #188495 - fukkentyranitar
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(06/17/2015) [-]
No point being in a flaccid relationship. Either explore new interests and activities with her or cut it off.
#188512 to #188507 - meowtownhero
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(06/17/2015) [-]
thats what im doing. i am hoping it sparks something in me. But i keep telling myself i like her but i can only express it through actions. its extremely dull when we talk or text. i dont want to break up with her because i believe if i get through this bs i am feeling i can really begin to fall for her.
#188514 to #188512 - fukkentyranitar
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(06/17/2015) [-]
Thats the problem. If you're seriously doubting the validity of the relationship, it probably a shitty one at best. You either love the shit out here or you don't. Gray areas and love don't mix.
#188516 to #188514 - meowtownhero
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(06/17/2015) [-]
whoa, what happened to taking things slow? I feel if i were to end it i'd regret it later.
#188521 to #188516 - fukkentyranitar
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(06/17/2015) [-]
Its up to you whether or not you make it work. But if theres no spark at the beginning, there won't be a spark later.
#188501 to #188495 - imnotbaisse
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(06/17/2015) [-]
companionship love is what lasts, if you really feel that you have nothing in common/dont like hanging out, from our pov there's no reason to stay in that relationship.
however, because it is exams shes probably not doing much else from studying, that probably contributes to everything being so boring.
When it gets to summer and you start hanging out in the meat realm, if you still find no enjoyment in her company its your call on what to do.
#188515 to #188501 - meowtownhero
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(06/17/2015) [-]
ofc i enjoy her company. its just when we text or call each other it really dampens the relationship IMO. But if i dont text her and dont reply she gets mad and shit and when i do reply later she says stupid shit like "Soooo now you text me" or "so you just didnt feel like talking to me last night".
#188517 to #188515 - imnotbaisse
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(06/17/2015) [-]
then just tell her you dont like to text all that much and roll with that
#188518 to #188517 - meowtownhero
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(06/17/2015) [-]
true, thanks man.
#188498 to #188495 - plantain
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(06/17/2015) [-]
If you don't have chemistry, there's no point in continuing the relationship and stringing her along. I think you know what you have to do.
#188519 to #188498 - meowtownhero
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(06/17/2015) [-]
i'd rather wait to see how things play out. Adapt and whatnot
#188493 - itslog
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(06/17/2015) [-]
well guys what do
#188506 to #188493 - fukkentyranitar
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(06/17/2015) [-]
Beat meat.
#188503 to #188493 - imnotbaisse
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(06/17/2015) [-]
masturbation is always a good go-to
#188487 - jesuscumjuice
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(06/17/2015) [-]
There's something wrong with this guy.


"Notice you cannot refute the reality of the female parasite.
Objective facts:
- Women and feminists lobbied for discrimination against men in employment and education. All women benefit from discrimination against men within education and employment, so they support it.

- Soon there after women and feminists lobbied for lower standards, because their discriminatory programs were not enough for those lazy parasite to actually earn qualifications. Now in the USA, unqualified or lesser qualified women gain employment positions they cannot preform; meanwhile, qualified men, especially white men are denied employment which they are qualified for.

- Women and feminists lobbied for discriminatory laws against men, such as VAWA, female primary custody, and the ability to alienate fathers from their children.

- Feminists and women accuse men and society of having a rape culture. However, it is the feminists that support and lobbied for the definition of rape in the USA, which requires forced penetration, not forced sex. How convenient for women not to be able to rape. Women and feminists overwhelmingly support females that sexually abuse male children, and those women receive almost no jail time. It is also interesting to note the term rape culture was first used to describe the culture of not doing anything to prevent the rape of male prisoners in the USA. Every year more male prisoners are raped than females in the whole US population. Also, males in the general population are sexually assaulted and forced to penetrate women (but rarely is punished), and cannot even be called rape within crime statistics due to feminist/ female lobbying efforts.

- Women also lobbied for alimony laws and excessive child support awards, because women wanted to divorce their husbands without cause and still live in the same lifestyle as if they were still married. This is nothing less than slavery of men to women. How ironic that women curse the very few men that take alimony from women as manimony. Typical parasites, when men are treated like shit women cheer for it.

- Women continue to lobby for special programs and discriminatory treatment against men in other government programs, because women are inferior and cannot compete to earn small business loans, government contracts, etc.

- Women lobby for greater levels of government welfare programs, which is simply using government to take from men through taxes, in order to pay for parasitic women.

- Then there are the issues of male genital mutilation and open hatred for men within every media outlet in the USA.

- Now that women have systematically used government force to subjugate men within the most important sectors of life, women attack the other things men enjoy. Women are attacking American football, video games, porn, etc, etc. Women are attacking a male scientist in Europe for wearing shirt that they disprove of. Women are attacking men for manspreading. Women are attacking men for simply living.

If anyone is in a cult, then it is you. You are in the pussy worshiping cult of attacking men to gain attention and validation from women. You need to wake up to the fact that all women are amoral manipulative parasites that have a natural hatred for men, and only see men as slaves.


PS; I was a MGTOW before ever knowing what it was. I never wanted to marry or have children. Women take children as hostages and meal tickets to extract (parasite) from men and governments. I will never have a relationship with one of those vile parasites again. If other men were smart, then they would also want nothing to do with women, forever."
#188532 to #188487 - ieatbengay
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(06/17/2015) [-]
tl;dr
#188491 to #188487 - sugoi
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(06/17/2015) [-]
I dunno, he's just a product of modern society.
He's right I guess but he's ignoring a lot of stuff as well, you know how it is, cherry picking. I wouldn't say there's something wrong with him, just that he's what will become the norm in teenaged boys around this generation because of what's been happening.
That or he's doing an amazing Kenji cosplay.
#188490 to #188489 - jesuscumjuice
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(06/17/2015) [-]
ok, what?
#188484 - ilookatnsfwusing
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#188485 to #188484 - plantain
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(06/17/2015) [-]
What's the problem?
#188486 to #188485 - ilookatnsfwusing
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(06/17/2015) [-]
There's been drama going on between some friends of mine for a couples weeks now and last night some things happened that pretty much removed me from all of their lives. I've surrounded myself with people to ease my anxiety and help me keep moving forward but now I have nobody.
#188488 to #188486 - plantain
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(06/17/2015) [-]
Make better friends. Go out and do stuff. Killing yourself just because your friends are being retarded is retarded.
#188478 - jacoban
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(06/16/2015) [-]
science board is really slow and I my phone is dying.

IF YOU FART NAKED IN ZERO GRAVITY DO YOU ACCELERATE?
lets say this is aboard the ISS: you can breathe, the atmospheric pressure is sufficient, and it is warm enough.
#188494 to #188478 - fukkentyranitar
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(06/17/2015) [-]
Only slightly.
#188492 to #188478 - sugoi
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(06/17/2015) [-]
Only if you set the fart on fire! ROCKET BUTT
#188483 to #188478 - karlKroenen
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(06/16/2015) [-]
Yes. muscle contractions making the energy forcing matter out of you, in turn pushing you the opposite direction.
#188479 to #188478 - ieatbengay
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(06/16/2015) [-]
yes but not a lot
#188475 - itslog
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(06/16/2015) [-]
anybody in summerville sc?
#188476 to #188475 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(06/16/2015) [-]
google says 46000 people are
#188477 to #188476 - itslog
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(06/16/2015) [-]
k
#188470 - snortblat
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(06/16/2015) [-]
I have real bad anxiety issues, has anyone here done any CBT like Mindfulness?
pic unrelated
#188522 to #188470 - jettom
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(06/17/2015) [-]
Other people's experiences with stuff like CBT and the like are relevant. They'll work out if you want it to. But if you doubt yourself and your own ability to overcome the anxiety and think the whole thing is a scam it wont help you much. Only try something like it if 80%-90% of your being truly believes you will get out of anxiety with it.
#188502 to #188470 - imnotbaisse
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(06/17/2015) [-]
Been dealing with anxiety issues for the past few years also.
never messed around with any CBT stuff but i find at least 30 minutes of cardio/weights a day and ignoring/dismissing stressful thoughts as "just me freaking out" helps a lot.
#188471 to #188470 - ferrettamer ONLINE
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(06/16/2015) [-]
no
#188473 to #188471 - snortblat
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(06/16/2015) [-]
Thanks, man.
#188474 to #188473 - ferrettamer ONLINE
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(06/16/2015) [-]
np
#188454 - dehumanizer
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(06/16/2015) [-]
>mfw i took a glimpse of my old oneitis for a seccond

holy shit its been nearly two years but it still hurts like a brick wall, now i sit here cowering , thinking ,feeling...
#188453 - serhiy
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(06/16/2015) [-]
help, this very frustrating
#188452 - fatjesuss
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(06/16/2015) [-]
Tell me your favorite hobby and why? viddya doesn't count
#188508 to #188452 - fukkentyranitar
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(06/17/2015) [-]
T-shirt and sneaker collecting.
#188497 to #188452 - sineztro
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(06/17/2015) [-]
Spending time with my bro, sewing, and basic woodwork
#188467 to #188452 - imnotbaisse
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(06/16/2015) [-]
cross stitching while listening to netflix.
get that grandma mode on son
#188465 to #188452 - ferrettamer ONLINE
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(06/16/2015) [-]
masturbating and crying
#188458 to #188452 - ieatbengay
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(06/16/2015) [-]
at the moment probably lifting shit hobby but i'm finding it fun at the moment and football, but i only get to play once a week max

also why is this on the advice board
#188496 to #188458 - fatjesuss
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(06/17/2015) [-]
Just interested in picking up a new hobby outside of vidya
#188455 to #188452 - yourinvisiblegf
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(06/16/2015) [-]
**yourinvisiblegf used "*roll cah answer*"**
**yourinvisiblegf rolls Glenn Beck convulsively vomiting as a brood of crab spiders hatches in his brain and erupts from his tear ducts.**
#188469 to #188455 - ithinkimightbelost
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(06/16/2015) [-]
That's some hobby you've got there.