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User avatar #116793 - tvfreakuk (02/14/2014) [-]
I'm applying for a job and it's asking for "Summery of Education" and giving me 4 slots to put in 4 separate grades.
I was just going to put the 3 grades I got in sixth form (college); but then I thought that I should put my secondary school (highschool) grades of maths, english, and science - as those are generally the ones you need from A Level for any job.

So what do you think I should do? Put in my three sixth form grades; or my maths, english, and science, and then just one of my sixth form grades?
#116790 - ipostcp (02/14/2014) [-]
I got my snake. She is amazing.
User avatar #116838 to #116790 - megavoir (02/14/2014) [-]
can you fit her in your butt?
User avatar #116819 to #116790 - dragondust (02/14/2014) [-]
TFW I own 2 little garter snakes.
User avatar #116824 to #116819 - ipostcp (02/14/2014) [-]
Pics?
#116842 to #116824 - dragondust (02/14/2014) [-]
A really old and shitty picture but oh well.
Like I said, they're really easy to feed. I usually just cut up some worms.
User avatar #116792 to #116790 - rokkarokkaali (02/14/2014) [-]
Make sure to train her so she strangles any burglars.
#116796 to #116792 - ipostcp (02/14/2014) [-]
I will. She is a beast.
User avatar #116788 - onecoolbean (02/14/2014) [-]
anyone know of any good narratives with a bunch of sensory detail?
User avatar #116802 to #116788 - delphine (02/14/2014) [-]
Most of the best authors are masters of sensory detail. One of my favorite book series is the Abhorsen series by Garth Nix. It's a YA trilogy and not exactly a classic piece of literature but I love the way he describes smells and sounds and not just visuals.
User avatar #116791 to #116788 - ScottP (02/14/2014) [-]
I know that Charles Dickens and Ralph Waldo Emerson tend to go overboard with details, though I personally like more supple details that flow smoother without smothering you.
User avatar #116785 - faggis (02/14/2014) [-]
Can anyone thumb me up so i can go to the nsfw boards?
User avatar #116812 to #116785 - advicedude (02/14/2014) [-]
Not how it works, but a pity thumb for you.
User avatar #116794 to #116785 - misticalz (02/14/2014) [-]
It has nothing to do with thumbs.
Wait a month.
#116766 - foxluna (02/13/2014) [-]
Im back again, and since i got laid off at work today, I have a few hours to kill to answer any questions/problems/dramas you guys might have that you dont want to throw into the board.    
   
(pm format please)
Im back again, and since i got laid off at work today, I have a few hours to kill to answer any questions/problems/dramas you guys might have that you dont want to throw into the board.

(pm format please)
User avatar #116765 - vortexrain ONLINE (02/13/2014) [-]
Today was my second day of lift, and I got to a point where I could barely lift anything; my friend who's helping me called it muscle fatigue. Is there anyway to help stave it off?
User avatar #116835 to #116765 - nimba (02/14/2014) [-]
make sure you're not hitting the exact same muscles every single day is all that I'd say
User avatar #116814 to #116765 - advicedude (02/14/2014) [-]
If you're going lift, STRETCH AFTER
If you're doing cardio or something likewise, STRETCH BEFORE
User avatar #116813 to #116765 - advicedude (02/14/2014) [-]
>stave
Good word. I appreciate good grammar/literacy.
User avatar #116778 to #116765 - teoberry (02/14/2014) [-]
What is your daily split? Like what muscle groups do you work out each day.
User avatar #116780 to #116778 - vortexrain ONLINE (02/14/2014) [-]
On my first day, I worked on shoulders, triceps, and biceps.
Today I worked my pecs, and my back. He decides what I'll work on until I get more used to doing the exercises.
User avatar #116781 to #116780 - teoberry (02/14/2014) [-]
Hmmm. I know that your shoulders, and especially your bicep's and tricep's are secondary muscles used in chest/back, so that could be why it's harder. Ask on /fitness/. Be sure to warm up and cool down with stretches and light exercises, get plenty hydrated, and bathe in epsom salts (look it up)
#116767 to #116765 - foxluna (02/13/2014) [-]
Believe it or not, salt, put a little extra on your food and some (like not even a pinch) in your drinks if you can stomach it.   
   
You basically sweat everything out so your body needs the salts to help your muscles function.   
   
Oh and make sure you stretch off and take a hot bath (not shower)
Believe it or not, salt, put a little extra on your food and some (like not even a pinch) in your drinks if you can stomach it.

You basically sweat everything out so your body needs the salts to help your muscles function.

Oh and make sure you stretch off and take a hot bath (not shower)
User avatar #116768 to #116767 - vortexrain ONLINE (02/13/2014) [-]
Stretch off?
User avatar #116769 to #116768 - foxluna (02/13/2014) [-]
During your cooldown after a workout make sure you stretch off all your muscle groups?

Surely if your friend knows about this stuff hed have said about a cooldown and stretch off
User avatar #116771 to #116769 - vortexrain ONLINE (02/14/2014) [-]
He's said nothing of the sort. My cool down is twenty minutes on the treadmill, so I should stretch after that?
User avatar #116774 to #116771 - foxluna (02/14/2014) [-]
Also if youre lifting at the gym ask the gym staff and they should be able to go into more detail, if they dont know about cooldown stretches, then you need a new gym.
User avatar #116775 to #116774 - vortexrain ONLINE (02/14/2014) [-]
Thank you. As far as I know, my friend doesn't stretch, and he's never told me to do so, so I figured it was optional.
User avatar #116777 to #116775 - foxluna (02/14/2014) [-]
in theory it IS optional, but youre just making your life ALOT more difficult for the next session if you dont, plus you REALLY dont want to be picking up injuries

User avatar #116773 to #116771 - foxluna (02/14/2014) [-]
good god yes, stretching decreses the risk of picking up an injury and kicks ass for your flexibility allowing you to REALLY push some weight, this video should give you a rough idea.

Post Workout Stretch Routine
User avatar #116740 - nimba (02/13/2014) [-]
Rite, there's this girl I've been seeing recently. Pretty cool, she speaks loads of languages (German is a wicked sexy language) and likes to drink as much beer as me which is awesome. She's the type that's really quiet but like real simmering cool. We've been kinda hit and miss for the past few months and I'm pretty sure I'm way more into her than she me.
So what I'd normally do is just back off because creeping, but the real problem is she's got this perfect puss. Seriously, this thing is a work of art.
This kinda on/off thing is sending me mental, so I figure my options are gtfo or ask her to be my gf. My friend says I should give being single a go since I've had some girlfriend or another for fucking ages, but I hate that shit so far. Thoughts... opinions?
User avatar #116757 to #116740 - revengeforfreeze (02/13/2014) [-]
"hit and miss" does that mean you've been sexnig?
User avatar #116758 to #116757 - nimba (02/13/2014) [-]
Not sex but shit up to that point, it tends to take a while for me to get comfortable having sex with somebody
User avatar #116755 to #116740 - steedawwg **User deleted account** (02/13/2014) [-]
Go for it.
User avatar #116744 to #116740 - ScottP (02/13/2014) [-]
My thoughts are...yeah it's kinda' difficult to go back to being single after being with someone...
User avatar #116732 - revengeforfreeze (02/13/2014) [-]
is fanny ass or pussy?
User avatar #116735 to #116732 - rokkarokkaali (02/13/2014) [-]
Like how a fanny pack makes you look like a giant fucking pussy.
User avatar #116741 to #116735 - revengeforfreeze (02/13/2014) [-]
thanks btw bby <3
User avatar #116736 to #116735 - revengeforfreeze (02/13/2014) [-]
oh, okay. lmao
#116749 to #116736 - anonymous (02/13/2014) [-]
ass in americas pussy in more english contries
User avatar #116750 to #116749 - revengeforfreeze (02/13/2014) [-]
thanks, interesting
User avatar #116734 to #116732 - rokkarokkaali (02/13/2014) [-]
pussy i think
#116731 - crazybumi (02/13/2014) [-]
I need help. I'm currently 17 years old and I can't stop thinking that one day our end will come and then you're just gone. This thought of mine can't stop depressing me. How do you guys feel about it? That throughout your life you will watch close ones fade away and only be remembered as memories and then soon it will be yours. I hate the fact that we can't do anything and I don't believe there is a heaven. I just want to cheer up and continue my life without these thoughts.
User avatar #116836 to #116731 - revengeforfreeze (02/14/2014) [-]
I don't really care.

I get to rest forever and that's it
#116954 to #116836 - crazybumi (02/15/2014) [-]
Yep, true meaning of peace is death no doubt.
#116822 to #116731 - dehumanizer ONLINE (02/14/2014) [-]
>not despising life and wanting to die sooner

normalfag pls
#116953 to #116822 - crazybumi (02/15/2014) [-]
You ok man?
User avatar #116815 to #116731 - advicedude (02/14/2014) [-]
Read "The Road" Probably get you thinking about this
#116951 to #116815 - crazybumi (02/15/2014) [-]
Alright, Thank you i''l add this one to my book list aswell
User avatar #116798 to #116731 - ilikethisusername ONLINE (02/14/2014) [-]
I don't know, I used to be depressed about this too. Until I accepted it. I just became numb and now I don't really give a shit anymore. Every night before I sleep, I try to make myself believe that everything else is just a dream and that we exist by a coincidence. I can't really explain how I feel and how I think about the universe...It's all just in my brain. Maybe one day I will be able to find some words that are able to illustrate my thoughts and I hope I will be able to paint those words on a book one day.
#116952 to #116798 - crazybumi (02/15/2014) [-]
Haha ya. I've looked for help today and well after that talk I learned so much. Although i still feel a bit weird but I am currently trying to accept this fact. I'm sure it will go away once I start college, family, work. I think we have that same believe and it is kinda hard to explain. Right now I do feel weird about my existence.
User avatar #116955 to #116952 - ilikethisusername ONLINE (02/15/2014) [-]
We all go through this stage of life. It's just in our genes.
#116956 to #116955 - crazybumi (02/15/2014) [-]
Ya I was told it's just hormones that are developing me into a man. I may not be that religious but I'm sure a priest can teach me a few things. I'll try to take to one. Thanks for replying your point of view of this topic. It's a bit funny how similar peoples thoughts can be even if they are unique.
#116779 to #116731 - oborawatabinost (02/14/2014) [-]
Fight Club (the book) touches on this quite a bit. Might want to read it. It's definitely my favorite book.
Fight Club (the book) touches on this quite a bit. Might want to read it. It's definitely my favorite book.
#116782 to #116779 - crazybumi (02/14/2014) [-]
I'll be sure to read this one also and thank you
User avatar #116783 to #116782 - oborawatabinost (02/14/2014) [-]
No problem. I sure do know how you feel.
#116786 to #116783 - crazybumi (02/14/2014) [-]
Thanks its nice to know that people understand me.
User avatar #116804 to #116786 - oborawatabinost (02/14/2014) [-]
And also, I saw the movie before the book, so if you want to have as similar of an experience as I do, you may want to do that (unless you're one of those people who absolutely have to read the book before watching the movie for anything). The movie hits key points in the plot harder than the book, and it just makes those parts more compelling.

The author of Fight Club, Chuck Palahniuk, also said that the movie is better than the book.
User avatar #116787 to #116786 - oborawatabinost (02/14/2014) [-]
Yeah, and if you're anything like me, Fight Club will change your perspective a lot.
User avatar #116762 to #116731 - nsfwcontent (02/13/2014) [-]
There's nothing anyone can do about it so just live with it. Make the most of it and use it being in your head to your advantage, every time you think of it think this could be your last day so make the most of it.
User avatar #116743 to #116731 - ScottP (02/13/2014) [-]
I always wanted to be remembered for something before. That was the stupid idealistic kid that I was. Now I've come to realize that I'll probably die without anyone in the world giving a damn so fuck it.
#116747 to #116743 - crazybumi (02/13/2014) [-]
Everyone except twins, triplets, quads. Where born alone and mostly everyone will die alone. As I see it, it doesn't matter how your life ends. Maybe its matters if the experience of life was worth it. I really want to believe that there is a something after deaths. That our we don't completely vanish. No one who is alive knows what happens when you die. And I wouldn't say that being remembered for something is stupid. You don't need to pass your time alone. You will always someone with you. To be honest, I fear the death of my loved ones more than the fear of my death.
User avatar #116752 to #116747 - ScottP (02/13/2014) [-]
That's the both the greatest weakness and greatest strength of a relationship. The bonds that we form with other people will prompt us and enable us to do things that we never thought we were capable of, but it also becomes another weakness for us. "To love at all is to become vulnerable," and it's true. The death of a loved one is much more devastating for us because we suddenly become aware that they are dead while we still live, and we begin to think "Why do I deserve to continue living? Why not me instead of them?"

The basic tenets of my belief is not really veiled in religion, although I was raised in a very Catholic household. I believe in three things:
1) We all must die someday
2) The only things worth anything in life is experience
3) Love is both a curse and a blessing

I don't concern myself too much with the afterlife since that is something beyond my control. I read a quote that said "If you can solve your problem, then what is the need of worrying? If you cannot solve it, then what is the use of worrying?" To me this speaks volumes because we oftentimes preoccupy ourselves with worry for the sake of worry and we neglect to do something about what is happening in the now.

If there is an afterlife, then I will presumably go there without my choosing. If there is no afterlife, then my consciousness will cease to be and I will become nothing as I once was. If I shall go to Hell, or Heaven then so be it. That's none of my prerogative. The end is inevitable so enjoy life now. Don't live in the past, you can't change it. Don't live in the future, it hasn't happened yet. Live in the now with all of its pain and all of its beauty.
#116770 to #116752 - crazybumi (02/13/2014) [-]
Thank you man. Its still pretty sad that we will forget everything and i can't help but feel a heart burn but oh well that's life. Hopefully my thought will just vanish and i'll go back to normal. This was just a reality check.
User avatar #116737 to #116731 - nimba (02/13/2014) [-]
read micromegas by Voltaire - it's a short story about a giant alien who travels the universe talking to other aliens and humans. It really helped me get over this.
Seriously, read it.
no but really
#116739 to #116737 - crazybumi (02/13/2014) [-]
Thanks nimba for caring enough to reply. I'll be sure to read it.
User avatar #116733 to #116731 - rokkarokkaali (02/13/2014) [-]
If you don't believe in heaven or hell, then you can be glad that you'll finally learn what death and the afterlife actually is. You'll do something no one alive has managed to do.
#116738 to #116733 - crazybumi (02/13/2014) [-]
That's true. I guess of looking it as a bad thing. I should see it as a good thing. Thanks rokka.
User avatar #116726 - grohl (02/13/2014) [-]
can you guys think up any puns involving the name Chuck? So far I've got:
Chuck Dynasty
Chuckoslavakia
Chuckleberry Finn
WoodChuck
any others?
User avatar #116816 to #116726 - advicedude (02/14/2014) [-]
ChuckPorridge
User avatar #116751 to #116726 - ferrettamer (02/13/2014) [-]
fuck and chuck
User avatar #116742 to #116726 - thephoenix (02/13/2014) [-]
motherchucker?
User avatar #116725 - jbabco (02/13/2014) [-]
Can someone tell me that one site that the image is on the top of that page where is says that DJ ADMIN is streaming, it was a page with a dancing thing, like the one at the top of the page.
User avatar #116764 to #116727 - jbabco (02/13/2014) [-]
that isn't it, it was a site that ended in '/nsfw"
but wasn't porn or anything.
User avatar #116820 to #116764 - aherorising (02/14/2014) [-]
KOOOOOONGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
www.matmartinez.net/nsfw/
aww yyiiisssss
User avatar #116891 to #116820 - jbabco (02/14/2014) [-]
YESSS THANK YOUUUU
#116910 to #116891 - aherorising (02/14/2014) [-]
datgrass dude, join in man!
datgrass dude, join in man!
#116912 to #116911 - aherorising (02/14/2014) [-]
**aherorising rolled user sixroller ** rock on man!
**aherorising rolled user sixroller ** rock on man!
#116909 to #116891 - aherorising (02/14/2014) [-]
awww yissss
awww yissss
#116908 to #116891 - aherorising (02/14/2014) [-]
**aherorising rolled user webs ** dance the konga nignog!
**aherorising rolled user webs ** dance the konga nignog!
#116907 to #116891 - aherorising (02/14/2014) [-]
**aherorising rolled user ssheinrich ** KONGAAAA!!!
**aherorising rolled user ssheinrich ** KONGAAAA!!!
#116906 to #116891 - aherorising (02/14/2014) [-]
**aherorising rolled user meringueluka ** awww yissss do the konga with me!
**aherorising rolled user meringueluka ** awww yissss do the konga with me!
User avatar #116720 - ishallsmiteyou (02/13/2014) [-]
I think my dad's trying to cheat on my mom. I went to log into my outlook account only to find his was already logged in, and saw that he had a bunch of emails from different dating sites. I want to believe it was spam, but every single one of them was made out specifically to him. I can't tell my mother because she's a schizophrenic, and that might push her overboard.

Wat do?
User avatar #116721 to #116720 - ishallsmiteyou (02/13/2014) [-]
Come on guys, I really need help on this one.
User avatar #116789 to #116721 - hawaiianhappysauce (02/14/2014) [-]
You now have information to use against your dad, abuse it.
User avatar #116728 to #116721 - herblegerble (02/13/2014) [-]
How is your relationship with your father? Maybe the best thing for you to do is approach him about it, but it might be a bit difficult to explain how/why you were snooping around his stuff.
User avatar #116803 to #116728 - ishallsmiteyou (02/14/2014) [-]
I took your advice, and he became really nervous and on-edge whilst denying everything I showed him. Also our relationship is pretty shaky, he's got one fuck of a temper and tries to rip my head off sometimes for just walking across the room. I'm pretty sure every word he's said about this issue is a complete fallacy. I just don't want my family to get damaged any more than it already has (schizophrenic mom, me and my brother taken from our home by the Children's Aid, etc) so I'm not sure what to do.
User avatar #116723 to #116721 - ferrettamer (02/13/2014) [-]
This board is slow, wait more than 8 minutes
#116714 - doneofsteel (02/13/2014) [-]
I just don't see the point of  the lives of us middle-class men, who will most likely have white collar jobs (if lucky, some of us will become an hero, some of us will end up on the street, some with an even worse blue collar job) and not become famous, nor rich, nor have really GREAT lives?   
   
I just don't see the point right now, could someone say something cliché and inspiring?
I just don't see the point of the lives of us middle-class men, who will most likely have white collar jobs (if lucky, some of us will become an hero, some of us will end up on the street, some with an even worse blue collar job) and not become famous, nor rich, nor have really GREAT lives?

I just don't see the point right now, could someone say something cliché and inspiring?
User avatar #116730 to #116714 - ScottP (02/13/2014) [-]
Go on You need to login to view this link

They've got a lot of inspirational stuff
User avatar #116748 to #116730 - doneofsteel (02/13/2014) [-]
Thank you!
#116716 to #116714 - ipostcp (02/13/2014) [-]
Humanity needs people to do their dirty work. Even if you are doing jobs that others don't want, it needs to be done for the greater good.
User avatar #116717 to #116716 - doneofsteel (02/13/2014) [-]
I guess, but a toilet cleaner?

Alright. I'll have to see how it goes, hopefully I won't become one, even though they are needed
#116694 - myfourthaccount (02/13/2014) [-]
Girlfriend says I should grow my hair out but I don't know how the well I would wear it if I did. Any tips?
#116823 to #116694 - dehumanizer ONLINE (02/14/2014) [-]
just...let your hair grow for now and call us in half a year
User avatar #116799 to #116694 - ilikethisusername ONLINE (02/14/2014) [-]
I prefer it this way to be honest...actually why the fuck are you asking us about how you look? It's your body, make it look like whatever you want it to look like. Ignore your girlfriend. If you like the way you look, then you are fine.
User avatar #116800 to #116799 - myfourthaccount (02/14/2014) [-]
Well its mostly because it got me curious as to how I'd look with longer hair, and was maybe hoping to get some styling tips that would suit my oval head shape when I did grow my hair out you know. Doesn't hurt to ask people for tips
User avatar #116801 to #116800 - ilikethisusername ONLINE (02/14/2014) [-]
Yeah, I understand. My tip was just go with your own look, you know. But to be honest, you look alright, not Ryan Gosling but not bad either.
User avatar #116745 to #116694 - thephoenix (02/13/2014) [-]
You don't need to know, it will style itself as it grows and you'll put it to where you're comfortable with it, you'll barely notice it growing
User avatar #116705 to #116694 - doneofsteel (02/13/2014) [-]
You.. should let it grow out, no offense but it kind of looks like someone drew it there.
User avatar #116708 to #116705 - doneofsteel (02/13/2014) [-]
Just wait and see, bro.
"A man who has not made a mistake never tried anything new."-Albert Einstein
User avatar #116707 to #116705 - myfourthaccount (02/13/2014) [-]
still don't know how I'd wear it though, even if I did grow it out
User avatar #116709 to #116707 - doneofsteel (02/13/2014) [-]
..And just there I replied to myself
User avatar #116710 to #116709 - myfourthaccount (02/13/2014) [-]
yeah I guess I'll give it a try, see what works and what doesn't
User avatar #116711 to #116710 - doneofsteel (02/13/2014) [-]
The only real way to know.
User avatar #116712 to #116711 - myfourthaccount (02/13/2014) [-]
I just hate that in between phase you know
User avatar #116713 to #116712 - doneofsteel (02/13/2014) [-]
True, true.. My moms always told me that, though in my case it was with.. things more painful
User avatar #116699 to #116694 - infamoustrapper (02/13/2014) [-]
Stop posting pictures of yourself, faggot
User avatar #116702 to #116699 - doneofsteel (02/13/2014) [-]
Be polite please
User avatar #116704 to #116703 - doneofsteel (02/13/2014) [-]
Yay, me
User avatar #116701 to #116699 - myfourthaccount (02/13/2014) [-]
whoa such great advice. Thank you, You're so helpful man
User avatar #116675 - thedudeistheman ONLINE (02/13/2014) [-]
What's a good SAT score?
User avatar #116700 to #116675 - infamoustrapper (02/13/2014) [-]
I thought colleges don't look at the writing section. What was your score without it?
User avatar #116706 to #116700 - thedudeistheman ONLINE (02/13/2014) [-]
The colleges I looked at do look at the writing section. To what extent, I'm not sure.
User avatar #116676 to #116675 - ScottP (02/13/2014) [-]
I got an 1860 on mine and I was easily admitted into UCF and FSU (FSU even offered 3 semester credits for English because of my English scores apparently).

Though most of my friends got higher scores than me, one of them even got a 2350.
User avatar #116683 to #116676 - thedudeistheman ONLINE (02/13/2014) [-]
I'm trying to decide if I should take them again. I'm not trying for Ivy league schools or anything. I just don't know if my scores are good enough for the schools I've been looking at. I fall somewhere in their range or above, but I still don't know. I know schools look at more than just the scores, but it still helps to have higher scores.
User avatar #116684 to #116683 - ScottP (02/13/2014) [-]
What was your highest score?
User avatar #116689 to #116684 - thedudeistheman ONLINE (02/13/2014) [-]
I've only taken it the one time though. I'm debating taking it again, but I don't want to for just a minor improvement of just a few points more. Or, worse, get a lower score.
User avatar #116688 to #116684 - thedudeistheman ONLINE (02/13/2014) [-]
1870
User avatar #116690 to #116688 - ScottP (02/13/2014) [-]
I retook mine after an 1860 and I got a worse score. 1870 is good enough
User avatar #116691 to #116690 - thedudeistheman ONLINE (02/13/2014) [-]
Well, that's the thing. I don't know if it is good enough.
User avatar #116715 to #116691 - ihatecarltonbanks (02/13/2014) [-]
well you cant go wrong with trying again. sure you may get lower but that doesn't mean anything because you already have a higher score. you have nothing to lose and if it means the difference between getting a scholarship or not then do it
User avatar #116718 to #116715 - thedudeistheman ONLINE (02/13/2014) [-]
Except taking the test is nerve-racking, waiting for the results is nerve-racking, potentially getting a lower score will result in a feeling of disappointment greater than I would like to feel, and 30 points probably won't yield any significant benefits. Plus, the next test I could take is in May, meaning I'd have to find more time when I'm not doing schoolwork to study for the test. If I was going to take it again, I'd have to know that I could actually do better.
User avatar #116719 to #116718 - ihatecarltonbanks (02/13/2014) [-]
hmm well the nerves are all about how you look at it. you already know you took the test so 1. you know what to expect 2. youve already done good so its not like your fate hangs in the balance. i know ill get some kind of "its not that simple" but just stop choosing to be nervous. dont overhink it. honestly thats why alot of people do poorly on tests. they freak themselves out and try to use all these "testing methods" and it just holds them back. just take it again and treat it like any other test. if you handle it that way then you have NOTHING to lose. it wont get in the way of anything else
User avatar #116724 to #116719 - thedudeistheman ONLINE (02/13/2014) [-]
Sorry about the rude reply, but this puts a lot on my mind. Thank you though, really.
User avatar #116722 to #116719 - thedudeistheman ONLINE (02/13/2014) [-]
"just stop choosing to be nervous"

Yeah, okay, that sounds like something I could totally do. Don't give me some speech about how it's all in my head. Thanks for the advice, but I don't think we see eye-to-eye on this.
#116667 - iliveforyou (02/13/2014) [-]
Hello.

I want to test my English and punctuation skills. Please help me improve.

I'll write a short story about myself.

Hello, my name is anon. I'm 22-years old and I live in Norway. I currently live in Spongbob village with my family. I'm a student, and my major is physics. I usually avoid my family to get some space from; daily stress, chors and nagging.
When I'm alone in my room, I play alot of video-games. I especially like Minecraft. When I play Minecraft, it's like I'm in my own world, building random stuff makes me smile like a little girl in disney land. I don't play with my friends, because they're annoying when we play together. All they do is greif and talk shit about the other people playing on the server. I like to play alone.

When I'm out with my friends we usually go to a caffè to chat. We chat about everything; girls, games, lifting, party, sex and so on.
My friends like to party alot, but I don't. But when I do go out to party, I get hammerd too fast, and I don't remember anything, it sucks.

If someone here is interested in educating me, i'd love to write some more.
User avatar #116817 to #116667 - advicedude (02/14/2014) [-]
Don't need the semicolon at all actually in the sentence:
>" I usually avoid my family to get some space from; daily stress, chors and nagging. "
Gotta have another comma before the last item in the list ( also it is spelled, "chores")
>"space from daily stress, chores!!, and!! nagging"
You can use a semicolon in the other situation:
>"When I play Minecraft, it's like I'm in my own world; building random stuff makes me smile like a little girl in disney land." You are joining two complete sentences with similar topics together.
"Café" actually. Accent is different and yes it is important.
When presenting a list you use a colon
>"We chat about everything: girls"
A!!!! lot (not alot) You need the space because it is two different words.
Try not to start sentences with "But" It is usually better to have a coma or a semicolon for the entire part instead of breaking it into two different sentences.
#117053 to #116817 - iliveforyou (02/16/2014) [-]
Thank you!
#116772 to #116667 - punctuation (02/14/2014) [-]
Perfect.

Source : my username
User avatar #116669 to #116667 - nsfwcontent (02/13/2014) [-]
you don't need the ; between stress and chores.
Disneyland is the name of a place so should start with a capitol letter.
Cafe only has one f.
should be : not ; after the word everything.
hammered has an e before the d.

that's everything that i've picked up on, apart from that it was very good
#116670 to #116669 - iliveforyou (02/13/2014) [-]
Thank you. Can you explain when I should use ; ?
User avatar #116671 to #116670 - nsfwcontent (02/13/2014) [-]
It's called a Semicolon and the following website should help to explain it better than I could.


theoatmeal.com/comics/semicolon
#116672 to #116671 - iliveforyou (02/13/2014) [-]
Thank you. I really appreciate it.
User avatar #116673 to #116672 - nsfwcontent (02/13/2014) [-]
Not a problem
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User avatar #116655 - vesblayze (02/13/2014) [-]
There was a post a day or so regarding firearms and gun laws. I got to answer some questions asked by OP and commenters about it. This got me to thinking, "I could probably help quite a few people out like this."

Here's the thing, I studied law in college, and my huge interest was gun laws. I'm a big gun fan and somewhat of a collector. I say "somewhat" because, let's face it, that shit's expensive! But, I like to think of myself as pretty knowledgeable about firearms and the laws associated with them. So, that being said, I'd like to offer anyone who may have questions about guns or gun laws some answers and advice!

Now, I won't claim to know EVERYthing, and I'm sure there's other people out there who know more than me, so I promise not to be arrogant or boastful and pretend like I know everything there is to know about everything about the subject, but I can give you sound advice and information should there be anything you'd like to know. So, if you have any questions about guns, be it questions of legality or otherwise, feel free to comment or shoot me a private message!

Hope I can help!

-Blayze.
User avatar #116662 to #116655 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (02/13/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/guns/ You should use this so Roliga isn't alone.
User avatar #116784 to #116662 - vesblayze (02/14/2014) [-]
He's not alone, I posted it there too!
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