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#189301 - anon
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(06/25/2015) [-]
I just failed my drivers license theory test. I am fucking mad cause I aced like every fucking pre-test I did with little to no mistakes. I wasn't even that nervous, no Idea why I fucked up.
Don't even need advice just need to vent.
#189372 to #189301 - imnotbaisse
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(06/26/2015) [-]
In America, if you get one mistake on the Signs test, you fail instantly.
#189332 to #189301 - advicedude
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(06/26/2015) [-]
In America, if you get one mistake on the Signs test, you fail instantly.
#189323 to #189301 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx
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(06/25/2015) [-]
In America, if you get one mistake on the Signs test, you fail instantly.
#189322 to #189301 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx
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(06/25/2015) [-]
In America, if you get one mistake on the Signs test, you fail instantly.
#189320 to #189301 - joshlol
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(06/25/2015) [-]
thats mostly just common sense tho
at least here in the uk
#189312 to #189301 - confusedasian
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(06/25/2015) [-]
funnyjunk.com/hating/

I go there to vent from time to time.
#189291 - noneckcomics
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(06/25/2015) [-]
Finding it hard to get excited for getting a 2.1 for my Computer science degree as I was only a couple marks off a first. Fairly sure a lot of my friends got firsts so pretty bummed out. I can't find happiness despite getting what I hoped to get at the beginning.
#189288 - LassieIsCool
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(06/25/2015) [-]
Best MKV viewer?
#189476 to #189288 - zaxzwim
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(06/27/2015) [-]
VLC
#189305 to #189288 - assyria
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(06/25/2015) [-]
VLC
#189303 to #189288 - sineztro
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(06/25/2015) [-]
Divx
#189274 - fcukyourcouch
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(06/25/2015) [-]
Anyone out there with past shopping addictions? How did you overcome this? I really think I might need professional help.
#189330 to #189274 - fukkentyranitar
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(06/26/2015) [-]
Once you go broke and end on a cup noodle diet, you'll kick the habit.
#189299 to #189274 - youngneil
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(06/25/2015) [-]
I overcame my shopping addiction by spending money until I no longer had money to spend. Now I don't buy anything anymore.
#189292 to #189274 - bann
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(06/25/2015) [-]
I had an aunt who had a problem with this.

She solved it by leaving all her cash and credit cards at home and just bringing a $20 visa check card for emergencies. You really can only buy so much with a visa card that won't let you go over. Online shopping is a bit trickier to overcome.
#189289 to #189274 - unitedabominations
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(06/25/2015) [-]
get married
#189279 to #189274 - womanexplain
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(06/25/2015) [-]
If you think you need professional help, seek it.
#189272 - confusedasian
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(06/25/2015) [-]
I want a cat.

Those "evil" cats, if I do end up with one, they just like being left alone right? I leave them alone and they just chill out. What's wrong with them anyways? Like are they naturally just loners? Bad owners? Can I still pet it and sit/lay next to them as long as I'm gentle to them?

I think I'll go for one of those cats with the black fur on top and white fur on the bottom. They also have like patches of orange coloring here and there with the black fur. I don't know what breed they are, but I just call them tabby cats. Is that a good breed to start with?
#189300 to #189272 - youngneil
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(06/25/2015) [-]
Calico is only a color of a cat, not a breed itself. If you like the color, then go for it.
Also, I think most Calico cats are female.

I don't know much about the breeds myself, but this site is pretty helpful.
cats.petbreeds.com/
#189310 to #189300 - confusedasian
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(06/25/2015) [-]
Oh, that's very interesting. I'll probably look for one of those long haired fluff balls in calico then.
#189293 to #189272 - bann
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(06/25/2015) [-]
Cats weren't bred through the centuries like dogs I'd imagine, so I assume some just have bad tempers. Should adopt from a shelter if you can. Remember, everyone you don't adopt gets wasted!
#189309 to #189293 - confusedasian
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(06/25/2015) [-]
Yeah, I was going to go for an adoption. I believe there are three places near by my house. Afterwards, I would go to look for a breeder, but I doubt that there are any near me. Adoption is my biggest chance.
#189352 to #189309 - bann
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(06/26/2015) [-]
Nice! All my cats were adopted and I've had no health or behavioral problems. Hope it works out for you!
#189273 to #189272 - confusedasian
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(06/25/2015) [-]
Oh, I found them. They're called calico cats.


I think, if I get one, I'll name a girl Tabby. If it's a boy, I'll name him Mr. James.
#189254 - floran
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(06/25/2015) [-]
does this board works as a /fashion/ board too?
inb4 directed to /gay/
#189257 to #189254 - confusedasian
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(06/25/2015) [-]
Depends. What do you want?
#189258 to #189257 - floran
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(06/25/2015) [-]
it may sound dumb but... is there like a name or something for this kind of clothing?
kinda like mirror edge urban style
#189268 to #189264 - floran
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(06/25/2015) [-]
hmm kinda, a lil more casual
but thanks
#189260 to #189258 - ithinkimightbelost
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(06/25/2015) [-]
Cole MacGrath, when we meet him in the first inFamous, is a bike courier. If you do a bit of reading on modern bike courier fashion, you'll find that there's not really a set standard for what they wear and they tend to wear a lot of custom and personalized clothing. I'd start with bike courier fashion if you're looking for something like that.
#189262 to #189260 - floran
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(06/25/2015) [-]
HOLY FUCK! THAT'S IT! THAT IS WHAT I WAS LOOKING!   
THANK YOU SO MUCH!
HOLY FUCK! THAT'S IT! THAT IS WHAT I WAS LOOKING!
THANK YOU SO MUCH!
#189265 to #189262 - ithinkimightbelost
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(06/25/2015) [-]
No worries, glad I could help.
#189259 to #189258 - floran
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(06/25/2015) [-]
#189261 to #189259 - ithinkimightbelost
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(06/25/2015) [-]
If you're looking at Mirror's Edge then you're looking more into parkour and free-running fashion. Like bike couriers, these fashions tend to vary depending on personal taste and function, but there are plenty of shops online that cater to these enthusiasts.
#189263 to #189261 - floran
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(06/25/2015) [-]
they even have tight cargo pants, i miss those!
thanks!
#189266 to #189263 - ithinkimightbelost
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(06/25/2015) [-]
I always enjoyed the baggier cargo pants, but I find any clothing that is even slightly constricting uncomfortable.
#189267 to #189266 - floran
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(06/25/2015) [-]
is a weird feeling at first, but I like the feeling of being hold at all times with soft pressure.
#189269 to #189267 - ithinkimightbelost
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(06/25/2015) [-]
Yeah, that's definitely not for me, lol. I'm on the opposite end of the spectrum where loose and flowing clothes don't squeeze, hug, or hold anything.
#189255 to #189254 - unitedabominations
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(06/25/2015) [-]
-> /gay/
#189256 to #189255 - floran
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(06/25/2015) [-]
u had 1 rule, 1 rule to follow! just one!
#189247 - nigalthornberry
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(06/25/2015) [-]
My Internet running slow like less than a megabyte per second when usually it's more than 15most
I've had it happen before where it was slow for a day or two but then back to normal. Should I call my provider?
#189243 - micekill
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(06/25/2015) [-]
some weeks ago i asked help for an interview at burger king, today i got a call and they asked me if i wanted a job and said i was starting this friday
im pretty happy, just thought you guys should know
#189244 to #189243 - larsfillmore
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(06/25/2015) [-]
Congrats
I got mine with the help of this board
I love the people I work with and I love the work I do
#189242 - anon
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(06/25/2015) [-]
who has it worse? tall girls or short dudes?
#189321 to #189242 - joshlol
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(06/25/2015) [-]
short dudes
#189294 to #189242 - bann
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(06/25/2015) [-]
Short dudes, I'm into tall chicks sometimes
#189276 to #189242 - womanexplain
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(06/25/2015) [-]
Personally though I still think short dudes are attractive
#189270 to #189242 - hirollin
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(06/25/2015) [-]
short guys
#189253 to #189242 - floran
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(06/25/2015) [-]
short dudes definitely
#189250 to #189242 - confusedasian
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(06/25/2015) [-]
>>#189248, >>#189245,

Being Asian no fun anymore.
#189248 to #189242 - nigalthornberry
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(06/25/2015) [-]
Short guys
#189245 to #189242 - womanexplain
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(06/25/2015) [-]
Short dudes
#189240 - thumbsdenied
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(06/24/2015) [-]
Im in need of a new car, but the color options offered are pretty bad, i was thinking about getting the new ford fiesta, i want it in grey but the grey they offer isnt completely shiny grey, it looks messy.
So is it possible to get a older color the car manufacturer has used, or a color offered on a diffarent car model but from the same manufacturer? Also noticed that america and europe offer diffarent options for the same car.
#189271 to #189240 - fukkentyranitar
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(06/25/2015) [-]
Try the Orange, blue or green. Maybe red.
#189290 to #189271 - thumbsdenied
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(06/25/2015) [-]
Orange was only for the st model, old car was blue, green is risky and red would have been nice with the candy red. But it wasnt in the finnish palet

But i bought my ford fiesta 2015 titanium with magnetic color today. Magnetic wasnt in our choises either, but i was super lucky because it was the color i fancied the most. The car dealership had ordered the magnetic few days ago and it also had the right engine and goodies i needed.
only gotta replace the rims, the ones on the car look like cheap sport wheels and dont fit the simple but elegant style of the car at all
#189235 - womanexplain
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(06/24/2015) [-]
yousaygoodbye I'm talking to you on a board I have influence on because I want to publicly apologize to you.
I called you names and was nasty to you because I had been told that you were horrid to lightspeed and that you had cheated on him.
I realised today that this individual is disingenuous and what he says cannot be trusted, so I can't merely believe what he says.
Regardless, even if you had done that it wasn't my business to call you names, even if I felt I was defending a past friend.
That is all.
#189295 to #189235 - bann
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(06/25/2015) [-]
How can you possibly explain women if you're willing to openly admit you're wrong? Women can never be wrong, that's a core function of their being! I'm a cold and bitter man
#189297 to #189295 - womanexplain
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(06/25/2015) [-]
Ok
#189246 to #189235 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(06/25/2015) [-]
>"a board I have influence on"
#189275 to #189246 - womanexplain
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(06/25/2015) [-]
Well my name is known and I'm often mentioned to give advice so I'm putting this apology in the place I frequent most
#189277 to #189275 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(06/25/2015) [-]
who are you again
#189278 to #189277 - womanexplain
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(06/25/2015) [-]
Pick me sensei
#189280 to #189278 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(06/25/2015) [-]
edge of tomorrow was a pretty good movie but the ending was kind of a cop out
#189281 to #189280 - womanexplain
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(06/25/2015) [-]
I made bread
#189283 to #189281 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(06/25/2015) [-]
making bread? what year is this 0? as in jesus times
#189284 to #189283 - womanexplain
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(06/25/2015) [-]
Can we wear sandals and make like we're prophets?
#189285 to #189284 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(06/25/2015) [-]
I don't wear open toed things
#189286 to #189285 - womanexplain
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(06/25/2015) [-]
why
#189287 to #189286 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(06/25/2015) [-]
I have a gross toe. Was broken, never went to a hospital because didn't know it was broken. Healed bad. Tip is crooked.
#189298 to #189287 - womanexplain
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(06/25/2015) [-]
stop pls
#189318 to #189298 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(06/25/2015) [-]
I stopped 11 hours ago
#189319 to #189318 - womanexplain
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(06/25/2015) [-]
Ok
#189236 to #189235 - oxidoferroso
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(06/24/2015) [-]
womanexplain, queen of the /advice/ betalords
#189237 to #189236 - womanexplain
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(06/24/2015) [-]
lies
I AM THEIR SUPREME LEADER, I AM NOT MERELY A QUEEN.
#189308 to #189237 - anon
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(06/25/2015) [-]
nah bruv, dehumanizer is still our supreme leader
#189311 to #189308 - womanexplain
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(06/25/2015) [-]
ok
#189241 to #189237 - advice
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(06/24/2015) [-]
woahhhhh there
#189229 - goddammittyrone
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(06/24/2015) [-]
I need some advice on how to earn some BTC quickly, there is no money or marketing board so im putting this here.
#189306 to #189229 - assyria
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(06/25/2015) [-]
buy it
#189225 - littlechickadee
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(06/24/2015) [-]
Long post inb4 TLR
Be me 22 f in a relationship for over a year now. Relationship started off healthy.
I told him soon after we started dating that I have anxiety and have gone through depression. he was ok with it said he would love/support me no matter what. Relationship goes on. my panic attacks are pretty minimal although I know I'm not the easiest person to deal with. BF sometimes gets pissed off at me for having panic attacks tells me I need to get stronger and better at dealing with it. I see a counselor pretty often to deal with it but I don't want to go on meds. ( I had attempted suicide when I was 16 by trying to od on pills so now I hate taking meds)
A few weeks ago I had a major panic attack. I passed out in his arms and was taken to the hospital. I'll admit I was a little disappointed. I thought I was managing it better. Last weekend I got mad at my boyfriend for being rude to me and he turns around and tells me that he is tired of dealing with my anxiety and he is tired of hearing me complain about things all the time and he will leave me if I don't stop. I agree on not complaining as much. We sorta make up but my feelings are still really hurt but what he said about me being weak and selfish and lazy.
My family tells me I should dump him and my counselor says I should think about leaving him because the relationship is unhealthy. I for one want to talk to him and try to work this out and come to a compromise. I'll stop complaining if he stops saying rude and demeaning things about me. People think I'm stupid for trying to make this work. Should I patch things up or cut my losses?
#189251 to #189225 - bobvonbobby
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(06/25/2015) [-]
Prank call random businesses. It's fun.
#189226 to #189225 - braveblue
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(06/24/2015) [-]
Cut your losses. Also you should think about taking those meds, My friend was exactly like you and I convinced him to go see a doctor and take meds for his anxiety and depression. Now he is more social and has a new job where there are tons of people.
#189227 to #189226 - littlechickadee
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(06/24/2015) [-]
I'm doing great without meds. I'm currently working 2 different jobs. I just can't help but remember what we used to have. something keeps telling me I can fix things and get back to what we used to have.
#189224 - joshloljr
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(06/24/2015) [-]
what kind of matteress should i get
#189477 to #189224 - zaxzwim
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(06/27/2015) [-]
don't just get a stack of hay, trust me on this
#189231 to #189224 - womanexplain
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(06/24/2015) [-]
a double 1 so i can join the fun bbe ;) ;)
#189232 to #189231 - joshloljr
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(06/24/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
#189233 to #189232 - womanexplain
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(06/24/2015) [-]
hnng
#189234 to #189233 - joshloljr
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(06/24/2015) [-]
haha!
#189221 - lazycloud
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(06/24/2015) [-]
I posted this in dating advice, but i'd like to show more people how bad i fucked up.

Hey guys i'm sitting here the morning after getting quite drunk, and then thinking i'm alpha by asking this girl i like, but hardly ever talk to out on Facebook. She predictably hasn't responded, and i'm sitting here cringing all day in my room about how beta this was. Do I send another message saying sorry and make up some bullshit about being fraped or something? Or just leave it? I said "hey i know we haven't really spoken much but I was wondering if you were still around ***** and if you would like to go on a date?"

My plan is now to avoid her forever lol.
#189302 to #189221 - amen
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(06/25/2015) [-]
If she doesnt respond it kinda says that she is a bitch..its not that hard to say no, sorry, if she doesnt want to..to me it looks like she is weak in her mind, or egoistic.
And it is absolutely normal to ask a girl out.
You dont have to avoid her, but I understand your anxiety. Anyway if you meet her, act cool and dont remind it if there isnt a "good change" to remind it. Afterwards she will only think something like "damn he is nice and i acted like a bitch". Basically be above it, she acted wrong, so dont mess up making yourself the idiot
#189222 to #189221 - littlechickadee
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(06/24/2015) [-]
At least you where brave enough to ask her out.
#189230 to #189222 - lazycloud
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(06/24/2015) [-]
Thank you this makes me feel a little better.
#189219 - liamjamse
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(06/24/2015) [-]
hi guys. there is this girl that i have been talking to and it sounds like she has more experience of sex than i do, and i dont want to disapoint her when we first do it so i want to start excersising and change myself so she will like it. what type of excersise should i be doing? im 110kg last i checked and im 6ft 2in so what should i be doing. also my calf muscles are fucking huge with not fat on at all.
#189304 to #189219 - amen
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(06/25/2015) [-]
Its like a fucking CS GO man.
You have to play regulary if you want to be good, and when you play it you have to think how to get better if you want to get better. So you learn the map when you play a new one. And on every map there is an opponent whose actions you have to predict and react to them(in the case of sexy time you observe what she likes and what she doesnt so you adapt and try and then do/dont do it).
Also dont overhink, enjoy it, girls like when they see you enjoy it, just like you love when she likes it
#189296 to #189219 - bann
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(06/25/2015) [-]
Just whack off before the date
#189252 to #189219 - bobvonbobby
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(06/25/2015) [-]
Dude, I hooked up with this girl who just broke up with her boyfriend last Tuesday. She wasn't satisfied at all. Like, nothing I did satisfied her. Did I care? NOPE. She was a difficult case. Every girl I've slept with prior to that (3 in total) have said I'm pretty good, (I have no idea what I'm doing in the sheets.) So my take is... If you have a take and do enough foreplay, having decent sex is easy. Just my perspective on sexual experience from a guy who has very little experience himself. (Just move da hips (I've had sex with four girls.) )
#189223 to #189219 - littlechickadee
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(06/24/2015) [-]
If she is worth dating she will love you for who you are. its not worth it to put yourself out there for a girl who only cares about looks. there are sweet kind girls out there that care more about personality than looks
#189207 - anon
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(06/24/2015) [-]
okay okay.
so i have this coworker who keeps making plans of going out drinking together. now yesterday we finally went and all she did was be on her phone.

now I know im not so boring that i cant hold a conversation so i have no clue why she did it.

anyone care to help?
#189213 to #189207 - machiavellianhumor ONLINE
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(06/24/2015) [-]
depends when the phone came out
duration of its exposure
and how much actual interaction with you she had
#189214 to #189213 - anon
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(06/24/2015) [-]
- the phone came about about the second we sat down,
- almost the entire time, sometimes she would put it down to say something when i asked her stuff but after that all eyes on her phone.
-well there was no silence but it wasn't any fun
#189217 to #189214 - machiavellianhumor ONLINE
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(06/24/2015) [-]
doesnt sound like it was you. she just happens to be aphone whore
#189208 to #189207 - unitedabominations
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(06/24/2015) [-]
One of two things:
She has commitment issues and doesn't know how to love; ie, she was probably talking to her best friend about you.

She's a stupid bech.
#189205 - braveblue
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#189211 to #189205 - schurftinator
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(06/24/2015) [-]
I'd say it's pretty clear she's into you, and in the rare chance she's not then she clearly values you as a really really good friend. In the latter case, I'm sure if you'd just chill bring it up that you like her and want to go out on a date, and she rejects you, she'd at least care enough to be cool about it as well. But I'd definitely give it a try. Or just see how things go, sometimes it goes naturally like that.

Though I do have to add if it's that recent that she broke up with her boyfriend you might want to wait a month or two before moving forward, just to give it some time for her to get over him (even though she broke up with him, it still makes you pretty emotional, and you want a fresh start for yourself and not becoming her rebound).
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#189203 - headlessmamii
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(06/24/2015) [-]
Need some help here

I'll try not to make it long and boring

So in elementary school I started biting my nails out of idling I guess and family told me to cut it out

So middle school I started getting acne and started picking those instead of biting my nails. But that was wrong too evidently because it fucked up my face.

So then in high school I started picking in my hair. Because of dandruff and shit, so I started to loose hair.

I've just been fucking up so badly I started doing all of them all over again. My nails are gone expect for one, some of my hair is gone, and my face is all fucked up because I picked it to death.

Do I start chewing gum to stop, idling on my phone, do a fucking crossword puzzle? I want to stop but I don't even know when I do it.

I put band aids, hot sauce, on my fingers. Didn't work.

I started using proactive on my face but it REALLY broke me out.

And as for my hair I've just been trying to just stop that out of sheer will power but it isn't really working out.

What do I do?
#189215 to #189203 - ithinkimightbelost
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(06/24/2015) [-]
It sounds like you just need something to chew on and something for your hands to do. I had a problem with chewing things, too. Never my nails, it was the neckline of my shirts. By high school I had figured out to handle it and bought the boxes of bic plastic ink pens and boxes of tooth picks. Chewed them to pieces. As for my hands, always needed to be doing something or I'd sit there and tap them like some kind of television crazy person.

It may not work for you, but like I said before, I got something else to chew on. Cheap Bics were my favorite because they'd last a good few days before they reached the point that I couldn't use them anymore. As for your hands, what I did was buy a pair of Chinese medicine balls. At one point I had a string of prayer beads, they must hands been some replica of Buddhist prayer beads because I got them at the same curio shop as the medicine balls. It was some small shop at a mall with all of the incense and odd masks from around the world. It gave my hands something to do.

Whether it's something like what I did or your cell phone, it would help to keep your hands and teeth busy. With beads or something like that, you can have your free hand occupied while you're doing other things, as well. It may help, it may not, but I hope this at least points you in the right direction.
#189202 - talifan ONLINE
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(06/24/2015) [-]
I really want to get the pip boy edition of Fallout 4, but dont want to pre-order it. Is there a way to get collectors editions post release?