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#135307 - anonymous (05/26/2014) [-]
girl im interested in recently broke up with her boyfriend. we're really tight together and i've always had a thing for her. how do i come onto her now that she's available?
User avatar #135551 to #135307 - solareyes (05/27/2014) [-]
Wait first. Don't come on to her yet, now's not the time.
#135366 to #135307 - zionistjew (05/26/2014) [-]
she already sucking tons of nigger cock right now son give up already
User avatar #135309 to #135307 - interglutealcleft (05/26/2014) [-]
Dude give her some time, wait it out for a month or two and then strike
User avatar #135294 - vampyrate (05/26/2014) [-]
I am trying to find an old friend of my husband's and I am having a terrible time. How can I go about finding a current phone number for a name and address? I know where they live now, and have names, but the most recent phone numbers listed on the site I am trying to use are out of date. Is there a way to do this?
User avatar #135310 to #135308 - vampyrate (05/26/2014) [-]
Thanks. I don't have 20 bucks tho
#135312 to #135310 - tiredofannon (05/26/2014) [-]
Nevermind; turns out there is a paywall after several bullshit "searching" screens.

Sorry about that. If you have the address could you mail them asking you to call them?
User avatar #135313 to #135312 - vampyrate (05/26/2014) [-]
I went with the week trial for a dollar. worth it if it makes husband happy
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User avatar #135288 - pirgh (05/25/2014) [-]
So, I'm just about 18. Me and my girlfriend of about 15 months broke up the other day.

Long story short, I wasn't acting like the best guy I could have. I was a brilliant boyfriend, I gave her massages, Always made sure she was satisfied in the bedroom, We cuddled loads and were more comfy around eachother than we ever have been with anyone else. But.....I didn't take her out enough.....I was always way too shy at parties and she always felt she had to come back and check on me so she didnt get enough time with her friends. We saw eachother all the time and so she never really had a chance to miss me properly. But there were so many good things too. We absolutly loved each other with all out hearts. About a month or 2 ago, she kissed another girl at a party adn when I found out I kinda flipped for some reason. A few weeks after that she was hinting at it all, that she wasn't feeling it anymore and me still being childish didn't want to believe my perfect little world could end and didn't notice. Now I know exactly how I could have saved us but she insists it's too late. 1st of May, she tried to end it. I talked with her and we started again but she didnt give me enough time, I only had 3 weeks and during that time we only got about 5 hours properly alone. in her head it was ended since about April.

18th May, She ends it for good. I'm fucking crushed, She was my first girlfriend and I shared alot of things with her. First times together, She was my first proper kiss and I honest to God though that me and her would grow up and get married.

3 days later. Her and one of my best mates tell eachother they like eachother. Once their Leaving Certificate exams are over they're planning to date. She says she's even more excited to get with him than she was with me.

Me and her are maintaining friendship and I do want her back. If I chase her though, it'll ruin the friendship and she honestly wont go for me right now because of the other lad. (Continued)
User avatar #135358 to #135288 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/26/2014) [-]
I'm going to give you some real hardcore advice here.

Women deep down are sluts.

There, I said it. Women don't give a shit about your feelings and YOU shouldn't give a fuck about theirs either.

She wants to get her pussy pounded by your friend because he has a bigger cock and shoots a bigger load. Don't go back to these kinds of women, they are blatant sluts. The best sluts are the ones who care if people know whether or not that are sluts.
User avatar #135352 to #135288 - advicedude (05/26/2014) [-]
Been in the same situation. Girl just wasn't mature enough for you. Only thing you can do is move on. No going back on a girl like that.
User avatar #135289 to #135288 - pirgh (05/25/2014) [-]
The way I see it I have a couple choices.

1. It's Summer I'm an at least 6/10 maybe 7/10 and definatly 8/10 if I lose some weight.
I could go out to clubs with some friends, meet new people and hopefully new girls and see what happens, maybe find a girl and spend the night with her, maybe get into a rebound relationship and maybe fall in love all over again, Hope that maybe she starts missing me and realises that since I changed and know what I did wrong that she'll come back to me and give me another chance. That aint gonna happen until she has a go with this other guy though and they'll either go far or get absolutly sick of eachother fast. (This is the medium of the options for me)

2. I can wait on the sidelines and try to show her that I'm still here for her and still waiting, be a really good friend and hope she will slowly fall for me again but I've tried something like this before and ended up broken for 8 months, hardly able to talk or function (You know teenage over reactions) if not for my friends I'd have been in serious trouble (This will have the disadvantage of not giving her time to miss me but would be easiest on my heart and mind at least for a little while)

3. I can begin distancing myself from her. Right now we text everyday still when she's not studying. I can start just trying to get used to being alone again after 15 months having someone who loves me constantly there. (This is the hardest option for me as I wont do very well by myself.)

I'm thinking that going out clubbing is a good idea. Also while I can't quite comprehend how badly I'd take totally dis connecting from her, I am trying to text her less and let her text me first. It's hard though, I'm not used to being alone anymore and when it starts getting too quiet around me I've been taking it all really badly. There's alot more to all this but unless I need to say it then I won't bother for now.

I know this may see, stupid to most of you but any advice anyway?
User avatar #135552 to #135289 - solareyes (05/27/2014) [-]
I'd say number 3 is your best option purely because there will be a serious shitstorm in the future otherwise.
User avatar #135392 to #135289 - gandaalf (05/26/2014) [-]
become don jon
but don't date a weird old lady
fuck a different girl every night
#135328 to #135289 - youregaylol (05/26/2014) [-]
Dude, she sounds like a cunt. Fuck her. Focus on yourself. Get paid, get in shape, get laid, whatever. She was probably just a total whore anyway.
User avatar #135325 to #135289 - thatnigger (05/26/2014) [-]
Your ex is obviously trying to make you jealous with the whole dating your mate thing. Don't just date random people though unless you're just dating for dating's sake and don't want it to go anywhere. I'd suggest don't getting too close to her and hope you find someone nice.
User avatar #135290 to #135289 - pirgh (05/25/2014) [-]
(Scratch that part about 8/10) I'm a solid 7/10 if I lose some weight and wear good clothes but fuck me, If a girl gets to know me I'm the nicest and most amazing guy they'd have ever met. They just rarely got to know me very much before all this.
User avatar #135306 to #135290 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/26/2014) [-]
Women don't care if you are nice, they want an asshole. Why? Because women want a man who is aggressive, dominant, and confidence; asshole = all of those things. May sound stupid, but lets face it, women are not known for their intelligence.
User avatar #135304 to #135290 - marinepenguin (05/26/2014) [-]
Not speaking to her will make it easier on you.
User avatar #135292 to #135290 - vampyrate (05/26/2014) [-]
You sound like a great kid. But, I think a little space may be good for the both of you. Live your life for a while. Get to know new people. Try and socialize, get out of the house. It gets you out of your head so you can't dwell on her. Lose some weight if you think it would step up your game, if you want to. Personally I like thicker guys, something friendlier about them. But I think, since you said there was no real chance for her to miss you, it's time for her to miss you. Let her see what she let go, what she's missing. Be the best possible you you can be, and let her figure out she fucked up. If she doesn't realise it, she wasn't good enough for you to begin with. First relationships can be hard to come back from, but it's one in a million that your first is going to be your last. Explore your options. I am not saying go out and fuck a bunch of bitches, but let yourself breathe, let her breathe, and see where it goes from there.
#135285 - thebritishguy (05/25/2014) [-]
How the hell do people get these big fucking murals through their front doors? like do they come in different sections?
User avatar #135349 to #135285 - thumbsdenied (05/26/2014) [-]
it doesnt look that tall, i think it will fit trough the door.

but usually their either in pieces or window is a option if you have a large one
User avatar #135293 to #135285 - vampyrate (05/26/2014) [-]
Probably.
#135259 - thenewneone (05/25/2014) [-]
This is a virus, right?

User avatar #135345 to #135259 - Nameloc (05/26/2014) [-]
It's not a virus unless you download it.

Simple re-direct.
But yeah, definitely get Ad-Block.
You need it. It'll stop shit like that.
#135350 to #135345 - thenewneone (05/26/2014) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #135323 to #135259 - wolfofwallstreet (05/26/2014) [-]
Probably from the Streaming Site Central. Google sends this backdated bullshit basically taken over from hackers, ex-google employees and white collar theives to steal the money from the hardworking.

More or less stock schemes, just DO NOT purchase any bullshit they might send your way.
#135351 to #135323 - thenewneone (05/26/2014) [-]
Much informed, thank you.
User avatar #135296 to #135259 - vampyrate (05/26/2014) [-]
I've gotten this message before on a steaming site. Just try a different location.
#135261 to #135260 - thenewneone (05/25/2014) [-]
That sucks.
User avatar #135262 to #135261 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (05/25/2014) [-]
you swallow
#135263 to #135262 - thenewneone (05/25/2014) [-]
recommend any softwares?
User avatar #135264 to #135263 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (05/25/2014) [-]
new computer?

or just shit in general
if it's the latter, what do you want specifically
#135265 to #135264 - thenewneone (05/25/2014) [-]
A anti malware or anti virus software.
User avatar #135266 to #135265 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (05/25/2014) [-]
Windows Security Essentials
MalwareBytes
#135267 to #135266 - thenewneone (05/25/2014) [-]
Thanks.
I can buy you a very cheap game on steam. (less than £5)
User avatar #135268 to #135267 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (05/25/2014) [-]
wow

no thanks but you're very nice and I'd like to take you out to dinner sometime
#135269 to #135268 - thenewneone (05/25/2014) [-]
I'm sure but you're not my type, you know, Canadian.
User avatar #135257 - darkbladept (05/25/2014) [-]
Hi everyone,I'm starting a youtube gaming channel and I was wondering if you awsome people could have some advice to share with me.
User avatar #135347 to #135257 - Nameloc (05/26/2014) [-]
For fuck sake, do not play a video game everyone else will be playing.

Just because it was just released doesn't mean it'll make you famous from posting videos of it.

Go find obscure shit. Do something Different.
People want to watch reviews? They'll go for IGN/ Gamespot.
People want to watch others playing a new game? They'll go to Markiplier, Nerd Cubed, PewDiePie, Gronkh, etc.
Mimicking those people won't get you anywhere.
User avatar #135320 to #135257 - tikitaco (05/26/2014) [-]
Here's what you do: First, learn a bit about video editing. Why? Mainly due to the fact that half the people with Youtube gaming channels contain no editing. Titles, cuts By cuts, I mean cut all the boring stuff out, I don't want to watch 20 minutes of some youtuber and have at least 7 of it filled with dead air. , I would also recommend using a "clip system" rather than using the whole video itself It looks so bad and unprofessional, it's so boring to watch. Next, play new and relevant games No, its not cancerous. Think about it, people see a game they like, and are considering buying it because they aren't sure if it's good and what it's about. They search for it and *BAM* your channel appears giving you that extra view. Don't forget to actually be enthusiastic, people don't want to hear some monotone guy going on and on, they want enthusiasm and being loud don't clip the mic, cause that sounds shit too. Lastly, this is all I can think of for right now make sure you don't get messages, or something that takes away from your video. Just edit them out. If I can think of any more ideas, I'll post 'em.
User avatar #135284 to #135257 - thebritishguy (05/25/2014) [-]
Don't be too scared of fan boys, I hate all the reviews on youtube which say "yeah the xbox 1 is nice, the ps4 is nice, they are both nice" it just ends up being boring and none of the points stick, I like it when youtubers are more critical. I know some youtubers actually play games with their subscribers personally and I think that's really awesome, I remember one youtuber actually did a google hangout with me after I commented on his video so you should think about ways to interact with your audience, especially as through google hangouts you get to meet other youtubers and bloggers, like I thought I would just do one hangout but now I know a few netcelebrities who have tens of thousands of views.
User avatar #135286 to #135284 - darkbladept (05/25/2014) [-]
Thanks for the feedback!
User avatar #135271 to #135257 - ScottP (05/25/2014) [-]
Have fun with it and don't be discouraged at first. My channel has been hovering around the 500-510 subs mark for the past few months
User avatar #135273 to #135271 - darkbladept (05/25/2014) [-]
Thanks for answering,and can you tell me what's your channel so that I could see some guidelines?
User avatar #135274 to #135273 - ScottP (05/25/2014) [-]
My channel probably isn't the best example for guidelines. My friend and I just upload some different gameplay videos of us sucking at videogames.

But yeah sure, here:
www.youtube.com/user/spideyrockz4ever

Ignore the "spideyrockz4ever". I started the channel back in 6th grade...
User avatar #135281 to #135274 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/25/2014) [-]
Do you get money from those videos?
User avatar #135282 to #135281 - ScottP (05/25/2014) [-]
I would if I got more views and if I linked a bank account to my channel, but I don't get nearly enough views on a single video, nor have I linked a bank account to it. The closest I've gotten is four years back when I got $50 from a video because it got over half a million views
User avatar #135283 to #135282 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/25/2014) [-]
That's not bad. So it's like 1 dollar per 10000 views or something? I think a person with 500 subs can squeeze a few bucks a month that way.
User avatar #135287 to #135283 - ScottP (05/25/2014) [-]
Eh most of my videos generally just get around 50 views. None of them really hit big except a few back then
User avatar #135291 to #135287 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/25/2014) [-]
I wonder if there is a strategy for hitting it big other than woman with big tits and cleavage talks about random shit .
User avatar #135305 to #135291 - ScottP (05/26/2014) [-]
There's a large amount of luck needed for the right people to see your videos and for them to share it with a lot of people
User avatar #135275 to #135274 - darkbladept (05/25/2014) [-]
Don't worry about your channel,it looks great,and you may have just earn yourself a new subscriber
User avatar #135276 to #135275 - ScottP (05/25/2014) [-]
Well thanks man
User avatar #135277 to #135276 - darkbladept (05/25/2014) [-]
No problem
User avatar #135270 to #135257 - herblegerble (05/25/2014) [-]
Audio quality is equally as important to video quality. I, and others, can't fucking stand poor audio quality.
Try not to spend too much time in silence. Just speak off the top of your head about what's happening in the game and shit.
Don't join the Minecraft bandwagon.
User avatar #135272 to #135270 - darkbladept (05/25/2014) [-]
Ok,thank you very much for answering.
I've already made a banner and I am now working on a intro,but I still don't have a profile pic...
#135242 - anonymous (05/25/2014) [-]
Thank you.
#135243 to #135242 - anonymous (05/25/2014) [-]
oh shit
User avatar #135247 to #135243 - makotoitou ONLINE (05/25/2014) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #135248 to #135247 - makotoitou ONLINE (05/25/2014) [-]
oh shit
User avatar #135353 to #135248 - advicedude (05/26/2014) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #135354 to #135353 - advicedude (05/26/2014) [-]
oh shit
#135240 - mrclorox (05/25/2014) [-]
please help i cant open chrome
User avatar #135348 to #135240 - Nameloc (05/26/2014) [-]
>Download FireFox
>Chrome failed to open

I... what?

Go un-install Chrome and re-install it.
User avatar #135230 - larsfillmore (05/25/2014) [-]
Holy fucking shit my friends sister keeps coming on to me and i never fucking realize it

The other day she told me to come into her room she had something to show me. Half fucking dessed she was still getting into a slutty dress she wanted to show me

So i said it looked nice and went back to playing my friends Xbox
User avatar #135231 to #135230 - makotoitou ONLINE (05/25/2014) [-]
how the FUCK did you mess that up?
User avatar #135232 to #135231 - larsfillmore (05/25/2014) [-]
I was on a killstreak
User avatar #135295 to #135232 - dizzleboy (05/26/2014) [-]
psst I screencaped you
User avatar #135395 to #135295 - larsfillmore (05/26/2014) [-]
Why? Is getting a Killstreak rare at this point?
#135225 - anonymous (05/25/2014) [-]
Why don't I have any boyfriend? I don't want to sound proud or selfish but I think I'm quite good-looking and smart. Is it because I'm too shy? I don't understand. I'd like to get to know some cool guys but..it's just not happening. I feel like I'm sometimes sorta boring, not interesting and I like to spend time alone which causes that I'm sometimes left out of a bigger group of people and I tend to be alone again, head for my comfort zone and then I feel lonely. What should I do?
User avatar #135234 to #135225 - novuss (05/25/2014) [-]
It's because you want it. The sort of things happens when you don't look for it. If you are looking for a boyfriend because you want one, you will never know its love or if you're a just filling a void. Relax and let life come to you. This doesn't mean you shouldn't go out and meet new people but don't force it.
#135233 to #135225 - saltybanana (05/25/2014) [-]
back in the house with a big fat ddick fo yo mouth!!

hey baby, open yo mouth here it comes. girl just go out more, dont you have girlfriends or cousins? guys feel more confident when they see girls in a group cause just hitting on a girl by them self feels a bit creepy gou out with the girls, if not make some girlfriends! get all sexy n sheit. put some something hoochi just for going out occasions get the jaws falling to the ground, make them balls swell up when you pass by.

i guarantee guys will be falling for you and killing nigguhs to get them digits girl!
User avatar #135228 to #135225 - thatnigger (05/25/2014) [-]
Don't rush into something on a whim, it's easier to be blind to flaws and get used like that. Also don't change yourself because there are definitely good guys out there that aren't looking for party animals and such when it comes to girls, so keep that in mind. I think a good thing to do would be to meet new people either though friends or even online as that's a thing nowadays. You might just find somebody, good luck.
#135244 to #135228 - anonymous (05/25/2014) [-]
Thanks. Guess I just have to be a little more confident.
#135226 to #135225 - dehumanizer (05/25/2014) [-]
ppost a pic and let us decide
#135246 to #135226 - anonymous (05/25/2014) [-]
You wouldn't believe it's me anyway because I'm too lazy to tag the photo or anything..
#135210 - dehumanizer (05/25/2014) [-]
Has anyone here gotton high from poppy tea? What was the experience? Was it hard to make?
User avatar #135223 to #135210 - teoberry (05/25/2014) [-]
Just buy heroin dumbshit
#135224 to #135223 - dehumanizer (05/25/2014) [-]
2expensive4me
#135202 - anonymous (05/25/2014) [-]
i fucked up....big time i had an exam today and i forgot about it and didnt go i feel like shit


cheer me up and tell me your fuck up stories...
User avatar #135297 to #135202 - vampyrate (05/26/2014) [-]
I was playing chicken with my friend on motocross bikes and we both were too stubborn to swerve.
User avatar #135278 to #135202 - colfer (05/25/2014) [-]
I tried to jump twelve bikes in a bike rack when I was drunk and broke my foot
User avatar #135239 to #135202 - thumbsdenied (05/25/2014) [-]
i was jumping on piles of gravel as lilttle kid playin mountain explorer, and the last pile was plaster or cement, some wet material though.. so my parents had to take me back to the hotel room to clean it off me.
User avatar #135207 to #135202 - ipostcp (05/25/2014) [-]
I once did weird things with my twin sister when I was younger.
User avatar #135252 to #135207 - alexanderburns ONLINE (05/25/2014) [-]
boner activat
User avatar #135238 to #135207 - ScottP (05/25/2014) [-]
Did you brush her teeth?
#135254 to #135238 - ipostcp (05/25/2014) [-]
Well, you were almost there, but it has more to do with lips.
User avatar #135255 to #135254 - ScottP (05/25/2014) [-]
I once did something something with my cousin when we were like 7. We didn't know what we were doing though, but we did it anyway for some reason
User avatar #135256 to #135255 - ipostcp (05/25/2014) [-]
8 years old for myself.
#135203 to #135202 - anonymous (05/25/2014) [-]
Didn't attend half of school, and didn't turn in several assignments (10).
Got a warning that I'd get thrown out of school, and I have to go to exams in my classes.
Went from A+ in physics to -F.
Feel better
#135190 - anonymous (05/25/2014) [-]
Helllo I really need some advice.
Lately I've gotten to be really good friends with my best friend of 10 years boyfriend.
They've been dating for 6 months and are really happy together which is super great and I'm happy because it's her first boyfriend ever.
I hang out a lot with him too because we live a street apart and we got a lot in common.
Lately he's been drunk texting me stuff like "You're hot sry" or "I'm glad I didn't get too drunk, because you were looking real pretty sorry" but always ending the text with "please don't tell J I wrote this sorry"
Should I tell her? I am scared that she will push me away or think it's my fault, or that their relationship might end, or that he will be mad at me for telling.

TL;DR: My best friends boyfriend of 6 months is hitting on me, should I tell her?
User avatar #135241 to #135190 - rakuraimasuta (05/25/2014) [-]
Yeah tell her
#135235 to #135190 - saltybanana (05/25/2014) [-]
he wants goo deep inside you girrl!!   
   
naw i dont think it would be the smartest thing todo.   
ive been thru the same shit once. best friends gf got hella drunk at a party i attend and friend was on a beer run, she ended up kissing me and saying she had the hots for me.long story short i told him and he never spoke to me ever again,  i kinda miss him cause he was the BEST friend i ever had      
   
anyways you guys never had physical contact as in him cheating on her, so i just keep this to the grave
he wants goo deep inside you girrl!!

naw i dont think it would be the smartest thing todo.
ive been thru the same shit once. best friends gf got hella drunk at a party i attend and friend was on a beer run, she ended up kissing me and saying she had the hots for me.long story short i told him and he never spoke to me ever again, i kinda miss him cause he was the BEST friend i ever had

anyways you guys never had physical contact as in him cheating on her, so i just keep this to the grave
User avatar #135214 to #135190 - solareyes (05/25/2014) [-]
TELL HER
User avatar #135198 to #135190 - thatnigger (05/25/2014) [-]
You could talk to the guy and beat some sense into him. How hitting on a girl, even if he doesn't think it will be be taken in that way, is wrong especially if it's the girls closest friend. If he doesn't listen or doesn't take it seriously he might not actually be as committed as you or her thinks he is. If he understands then it's something at least.
#135199 to #135198 - anonymous (05/25/2014) [-]
Yeah I think I will talk to him , ty
#135194 to #135190 - minutes (05/25/2014) [-]
Yes you should tell her. Why the hell are you even asking? This is nothing to think about. Tell her immediatly, if she doesn't believe you or something just show her the texts.
#135196 to #135194 - anonymous (05/25/2014) [-]
It's not that I don't think she will believe. I am asking because I am scared to hurt anyones feelings and I feel like I am caught up in the middle of this unneccessary situation.
#135197 to #135196 - minutes (05/25/2014) [-]
You would hurt her feelings by not telling her.
User avatar #135193 to #135190 - coconuthat (05/25/2014) [-]
You need to tell her, you might hurt your friend ship if you don't.
User avatar #135191 to #135190 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/25/2014) [-]
It's a sticky situation. There is a price for both decisions:
Decision #1 - Tell her nothing and ignore the boyfriend: This is what most people will probably do. You don't hurt her by telling her that he is hitting on other girls since this is her first boyfriend, this could be devastating to her self esteem . On the other hand she will be with a Boyfriend who isn't committed as she thinks he is. When a person is drunk he/she will say things he/she truly feels. And after getting the drunk text, I wouldn't trust him one bit. What could potentially happen is that he cheats on her which would be even more devastating.

Decision #2 - Tell her: This is what I would do, but that's because I am brutally honest with people, but most people won't do this. If you tell her she will feel like shit and since he was hitting on YOU she might suspect you are in on it. But on the other hand, she will address this with the boyfriend and make her own decision on where the relationship goes, instead of possibly finding out that he cheated with another girl which from my cousin's experience, was a serious blow to her self esteem .

There are other decisions that some trolls might give, but you probably don't want to do those...

In the end, I wouldn't trust this guy at all. I think if you told her then she would have trouble trusting him too and this relationship seems to be going south.
#135195 to #135191 - anonymous (05/25/2014) [-]
Thank you.
I do think that he is very commited to their relationship. He often tells me about how he fears that she doesnt want to hang out or that he gets super jealous if she just hugs with a guy.
It's super complicated, but I after reading your answers think it's a good idea to tell her although it will be very difficult.
User avatar #135189 - bluzzerstream (05/25/2014) [-]
Anyone good with chemistry here? If so can you explain how I know the maximum amount of water molecules attachable to salts and so on?

Don't know how to explain in english but I'll understand in english
User avatar #135192 to #135189 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/25/2014) [-]
Are we talking standard pressure and temperature?
User avatar #135206 to #135192 - bluzzerstream (05/25/2014) [-]
in swedish it's called crystal water. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_of_crystallization
That's the shit but I don't really understand it. Is there any way to know the amount of water molecules you can at maximum attach to another molecule?

You can write things like: CaSO4*2H2O(water).
Why shouldn't there be 10 water like in Na2CO3(Sodium Carbonate)*10H2O?
#135183 - mendelevium ONLINE (05/25/2014) [-]
Thinking of becoming a model...
But I've never really been told if I'm hot or not by anyone other then girlfriends, friends that are girls, or my mom.

Females and Homosexuals, rate me out of 10?
10 being model material
User avatar #135355 to #135183 - advicedude (05/26/2014) [-]
Looking good. Jealous. Just work at aeropostle
User avatar #135298 to #135183 - vampyrate (05/26/2014) [-]
I'd say there is potential, but not quite ready. How old are you, if you don't mind my asking? Because honestly it looks like you'd bulk out more when you're a little older. Maybe start a higher protein diet. It's obvious you're healthy, but still thin.
User avatar #135299 to #135298 - mendelevium ONLINE (05/26/2014) [-]
Ya, I'm really tall. I eat none stop but I cant gain any weight, (Maybe to much cardio?) All I have been doing for the past 3 months is work out since I broke up with my last girlfriend. I'm 16, 6'3, and 180 pounds.
User avatar #135300 to #135299 - vampyrate (05/26/2014) [-]
Yeah, my advice would be to let nature take its course and your body will fill out on its own. Lay off the cardio a bit, not saying stop, just less. increase protein and carb intake.
User avatar #135301 to #135300 - mendelevium ONLINE (05/26/2014) [-]
Well I have been doing all the things I've been told to do, Should I do burn outs for mucel mass?
User avatar #135302 to #135301 - vampyrate (05/26/2014) [-]
As long as your body doesn't fight you. You're still growing, sweetheart. Nature will do most of the work for you Do what your body feels comfortable with, and nothing more.
User avatar #135303 to #135302 - mendelevium ONLINE (05/26/2014) [-]
Not sure what that means, but alright thanks. Just trying to know if I even have potential, I do a lot of acting and stuff in school right now, but I was wondering if I should go down, acting and modeling, or do what I've been good at which is mathematics , biology and programming. Just kinda at a crossroads I feel. Thanks though
User avatar #135253 to #135183 - alexanderburns ONLINE (05/25/2014) [-]
would do/10
User avatar #135236 to #135183 - saltybanana (05/25/2014) [-]
put on more mass, you have a great looking body no homo, you have good gentics, so more mass will make you look more attracted
User avatar #135258 to #135236 - mendelevium ONLINE (05/25/2014) [-]
Actually Im 6'3 180
My parents are 5'8 and 5'9 and around 300 pounds
(I think im adopted)
I'd like to gain mass but Idk how.
User avatar #135279 to #135258 - saltybanana (05/25/2014) [-]
eat mote carbs
#135211 to #135183 - dehumanizer (05/25/2014) [-]
Leroic, is this you!?
User avatar #135201 to #135183 - legendaryhero (05/25/2014) [-]
Also give details like, how tall you are
and full body pics
top - bottom

I don't think you would get far by asking the internet, I think you are better off asking some kind of agency.
User avatar #135200 to #135183 - legendaryhero (05/25/2014) [-]
ask the /gayboard/

no joke.
User avatar #135187 to #135183 - mendelevium ONLINE (05/25/2014) [-]
Is there anywhere I should be posting this other then here?
User avatar #135216 to #135186 - makotoitou ONLINE (05/25/2014) [-]
Not bad, would keep in rape dungeon.
User avatar #135208 to #135186 - nippuhl (05/25/2014) [-]
hahahahahaha holy shit.
No.
#135204 to #135186 - zionistjew (05/25/2014) [-]
you look like a skinny ass faggot, put your shirt back on brah, you making a fool out of yourself brah those pictures scream "I NEED SUM DICK"
#135182 - anonymous (05/25/2014) [-]
She left me because i wasn't making an effort, so would trying now get her back? or is it too late?
User avatar #135188 to #135182 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/25/2014) [-]
Don't bother with her ass. You either didn't put in the effort because she wasn't that important to you to begin with OR she has expectations through the roof which means she is going to run your life .
User avatar #135167 - nigalthornberry (05/25/2014) [-]
No idea how long its Been since I've slept... my eyes are starting to go though
User avatar #135245 to #135167 - rakuraimasuta (05/25/2014) [-]
Here have this
Go the Fuck to Sleep Read by Samuel L Jackson
User avatar #135250 to #135245 - nigalthornberry (05/25/2014) [-]
Still awake...I have work
User avatar #135159 - solareyes (05/25/2014) [-]
I just wanted to get this off my chest, but it's really long...

I had broken up with my last boyfriend back in November, and I had met a really awesome guy (let's call him Zane) the next day. We started to talk nonstop and Zane admitted to me two weeks later that he really liked me and wanted to go out with me. I didn't want to do anything other than a date because one date doesn't mean we're together because I was worried that I was rebounding onto Zane, especially when the ex was giving me all sorts of problems because of the break up. Zane and I go on plenty of dates all while maintaining that "single vibe" because I was still having problems about my ex. Eventually Zane tells me that he really wants to be together together but I was worried about having a boyfriend in general. Some stuff goes down with me acquiring a new fuck buddy which we had already agreed it was ok for us to screw other people and Zane having huge problems with it, then Zane threatens our friendship/relationship thingie over my fuck buddy. I get pissed but then realize that the fuck buddy wasn't worth my friendship with Zane because he and I became really close friends. Unfortunately when I told Zane that I was finally ready to start dating him he said he didn't want to be in a relationship. So now we're both single but still really close and stuff, but I've fallen really hard for him. I have already told him how I've felt as well and a lot of people think we're together. I just don't know what I should do because he's the first guy I've been able to imagine a future with.

TL;DR The friendzone exists for females as well.
#135237 to #135159 - saltybanana (05/25/2014) [-]
damn you fucked up girl!    
   
let me explain to you why you went full retarded.    
this Zane charcter probably sounded like a good guy, "BUT WAIT A MIN SALTYY HE JUST WANTS THE PUSSI AND HE GONNA LEAVE SASFGBLAKSDFASDUIGB" NO staph it!    
   
IMO you weren't ready to go on a relationship yet, because in your head you wanna still have fun sheit everyone who gets of a relationship does too. i throw that dick everywhere  this guy wanted to be committed to you in a way, but you werent ready, so you fucked up with the fuck buddy thing, cause hes like damn she wants to sleep with anybody or shes seeing someone else. he tought that you were one of those ratchet chicks, but im assuming your not well hopefully    
   
he fell in love with the solareyes he went out on dates with. if you really love this dude. try to make it up to him. show him you really want to be with him.
damn you fucked up girl!

let me explain to you why you went full retarded.
this Zane charcter probably sounded like a good guy, "BUT WAIT A MIN SALTYY HE JUST WANTS THE PUSSI AND HE GONNA LEAVE SASFGBLAKSDFASDUIGB" NO staph it!

IMO you weren't ready to go on a relationship yet, because in your head you wanna still have fun sheit everyone who gets of a relationship does too. i throw that dick everywhere this guy wanted to be committed to you in a way, but you werent ready, so you fucked up with the fuck buddy thing, cause hes like damn she wants to sleep with anybody or shes seeing someone else. he tought that you were one of those ratchet chicks, but im assuming your not well hopefully

he fell in love with the solareyes he went out on dates with. if you really love this dude. try to make it up to him. show him you really want to be with him.
User avatar #135314 to #135237 - solareyes (05/26/2014) [-]
I'm definitely not one of those ratchet chicks. Dear lord if I ever do please hit me with a frying pan.

I'm trying so hard to make it up to him, it took someone else's problems for me to fully realize how badly I fucked up to him. Unfortunately he's also a little reserved on dating because he's moving to LA within the next year to try to jumpstart his career as an actor. So there's also that factor to throw into the mix.
User avatar #135181 to #135159 - thatnigger (05/25/2014) [-]
Even if he agreed that it was ok to screw around, I think it might have been an in the moment thing that he agreed to and it really hurt him when you did that. If you never even considered his feelings, you shouldn't expect him to sit around and wait for you...
That being said, he should have at least tried to be your "fuck buddy" and your date partner until you were ready for him. So it's not all on you, but I think this relationship might not work anymore...
User avatar #135213 to #135181 - solareyes (05/25/2014) [-]
It can't be a "in the moment" thing. He had screwed 2 other girls during this time frame as well, one being a fuck buddy and the other being a one night stand.

I did consider his feelings, but when he acted like they weren't that strong whatsoever, then I kind of did want him to wait. To see where it would go and to make sure I was ready to get into a relationship.

We were screwing as well and dates didn't happen as much considering he's saving as much money as he can to move to LA and I'm a broke ass student.
User avatar #135215 to #135213 - thatnigger (05/25/2014) [-]
Sorry, I thought you were the one that brought it up and he was waiting for you. Sorry, might have misjudged you there.

As for this whole situation, I think if it didn't bother you that much that he was screwing around but when you did it, it hurt him is kinda screwed up in it's own right. I'd rather both don't screw around because it makes things less complicated, that's just me though. Honestly, if you still imagine a future with him and you're read for a relationship, I figure it's worth having a heart to heart conversation with him and hope for the best. Good Luck.
User avatar #135217 to #135215 - solareyes (05/25/2014) [-]
The one night stand really bugged me. When he first told me I was like oh okay, that's what we agreed on. Then it festered and I was like oh no he didn't. As for his other screw buddy, I was more jealous in the way that they hung out a lot and I was afraid he had feelings for her. But I believed him when he said he was fine and nothing other than sex was going to happen.

It's funny cuz after the problems we had about it neither of us are screwing around. I also was getting some serious shit from the ex the whole time, who was abusing me (not physically) the whole time, sending me on the most horrid guilt trips sending me pictures of self harm, saying he wants to commit suicide, that he's been raped, and other stuff that he thought (in the most fucked up way possible) would get me back. Yes I felt bad for him, beyond sorry for him, but the reasoning behind why he was telling me was fucked up to the max . I didn't want to be with Zane while that was happening because I thought at first I was clinging on to someone to keep me sane through that.
User avatar #135218 to #135217 - thatnigger (05/25/2014) [-]
As least you keep your word. I'm sure if you two do actually get together and he's loyal to you I'm sure you'd be loyal back as well. Hope you don't run into any problems.

As for this ex thing, I think that's a bit too serious, maybe find someone to help him...
Also I think it's good that you didn't want to date for the wrong reasons and would wait it out.
User avatar #135219 to #135218 - solareyes (05/25/2014) [-]
That's what I was thinking as well. I really am a loyal girlfriend, but if I'm single, who gives a flying fuck?

I told his mom about the cutting thing and he yelled at me for it. So I stopped talking to him.
Also thanks. Between you and coconuthat I might try to woo him or just plain out put everything on the table. I realize romantically there's a chance we won't work but at the same time I can see us together like a wedding pact thingie.
User avatar #135222 to #135219 - coconuthat (05/25/2014) [-]
The only way you'll know is if you try Don't live your life with a 'what if'
User avatar #135220 to #135219 - thatnigger (05/25/2014) [-]
That's good. I do hope the best for ya.

Well, better then taking his abuse all the time. Right call.
Hehe, go hard or go home, yes that's how you should do things. Also, it's good that you realize things might go south, that not everything's perfect but yea, if it works out, good one you.
User avatar #135175 to #135159 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/25/2014) [-]
Let me tell you something. Listen good.

I personally would never trust a woman who has a history of finding "fuck buddies." It's already super easy for women to get laid, so a woman getting a fuck buddy is already viewed negatively a slut . I think this Zane kid is making a good choice in avoiding you.

You could have had the relationship, you had that choice before, but instead you wanted to get your pussy pounded by someone else. At this point the guy says "fuck this girl, she isn't worth my time." Friendzone? Give me a break, he already confessed his love to you and you rejected him.
User avatar #135212 to #135175 - solareyes (05/25/2014) [-]
Considering how he's screwed around way more than I have and he screwed 2 other girls during this time, I feel like our pact was perfectly fine to make. He's the one who brought it up in the first place as well. Zane said he can't stay "loyal" physically and I was ok with that because I knew we weren't together.

I think it's bullshit that women can't have fuck buddies and guys can. Total double standard right there if you ask me. I haven't even thought of the idea of having a fuck buddy until the past two semesters, and now that it's out of my system, it's not something worth repeating. I've only ever had 2 fuck buddies in the first place.

Yes, I had that choice in being in a relationship, but long distance pushed me away considering that's a reason why I broke up with the last boyfriend. He never even told me how he truly felt until he finally exploded at me, and yes I felt awful! He knew I wanted him to tell me when things were going too far and he didn't do it until then. Literally the next day I realized I wanted him too and when I confessed my love for him he said that he wasn't feeling it. I'm sorry you don't confess your love and then turn around and say jk lol. But I stopped with the other guy after he told me how badly he didn't like it.
User avatar #135280 to #135212 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/25/2014) [-]
Ah, now you've brought things into light. I thought the agreement was made with you and your ex.

But still, both of you are not good enough for each other. I don't think women should trust men who find fuck buddies and I sure as hell wouldn't trust a woman who had that history as well.

As for the double standard that you think is bullshit. Let me ask you this. If a woman asked 10 single guys to have sex, how many will say yes? Probably 10 / 10. If a guy just flat out asked that to 10 women he would get 10 slaps to the face. So when you hear a guy fucked 20 women, you know he is really good at reeling them in because it actually takes skill AKA game to do so. As for a woman, it's pretty damn easy.

In short, there is no such thing as a woman getting lucky unless you are ugly, then I respect you for having to work hard as any other guy and you somewhat get a pass .
User avatar #135315 to #135280 - solareyes (05/26/2014) [-]
That is also true but I hate all the slut shaming. That's where I can't stand the double standard.

I don't think I'm ugly, but I also don't go around asking random guys to fuck me either, so I like to consider it getting lucky when I do.
User avatar #135330 to #135315 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/26/2014) [-]
Sorry, but you are still wrong. How many times do I have to explain this to you. Women don't get lucky. Women choose the people they fuck, men take what they can get. If you are a guy who gets a lot, you must be a really cool guy. But if you are a woman who shows gluttony by choosing a lot of guys, well, that's different.

Think of it this way, an economical sense. A vagina is worth more than a dick. A vagina can pay rent, a vagina can get you nice things. On the other hand, a dick won't pay the rent, it won't get you a new car, it won't get you jack shit. The reason for this is supply and demand. The supply of dick and vagina is the same, but the demand for vagina is always much higher. Therefore the vagina has greater value than the dick.

Thanks to contraception the value has gone down, because before that sex = going to get married or already married. So back in the day a vagina could get you a marriage, a home, and a car. Now it gets you maybe an apartment and maybe a car. It's still more than dick.

No matter what you say you will not convince me otherwise. Women don't get lucky. For a guy, getting laid is like playing roulette. You win sometimes, you lose other times. For women, it's the same thing, except you have a choice: Automatic money, or i play the roulette. Some women choose the roulette because they have standards, and that's ok. But in the end, women have control over when sex happens. Because lets face it, the government sucks up to the majority of voters, women, and they pretty much will throw any man who is even accused of rape in jail.

As for your reputation, having 2 fuck buddies in your history = bad. If I found out one of my cousins (who are all female) were with a guy who had a shady history, I would be concerned too, but women who take the fuck buddy route abuse it more than men. Hell, men take it because it could be the last chance they get laid, or lucky, for awhile.
User avatar #135176 to #135175 - nippuhl (05/25/2014) [-]
This.
User avatar #135161 to #135159 - coconuthat (05/25/2014) [-]
Just give him some space, I think he kinda gave up after a while of being rejected. But im sure he still wants you. You just gotta get him to trust that you want an actual relationship.
User avatar #135162 to #135161 - solareyes (05/25/2014) [-]
I guess. I think it really hurt most when I made a somewhat pissy comment about him not talking to me as often as he used to (there's not a change in his schedule) and he said it's cuz back in the beginning he was trying to woo me.
User avatar #135163 to #135162 - coconuthat (05/25/2014) [-]
Reverse the table, you try wooing him! Guys like to be wooed even if they don't tell you. I mean I see from your point but you also gotta see it from his point, he worked hard to try and get you to no avail, and when he's finally given up you swoop in wanting him. He's probably confused. But At the same time, you did just get out of a relationship and he should have respected that you weren't ready. But yeah throw him a new one and while giving him some space also start to woo him, Do it subtlety though. Like randomly bringing him his favorite drink or icecream. If he's at work and feeling tired or hungry bring him something on his lunch break. Tell him when he looks good. All that while just being yourself as if ya'll were friends
#135139 - ipostcp (05/25/2014) [-]
I keep having these strange dreams recently and I have been having issues sleeping. Like maybe 3-4 hours a night. I've also become a little mentally unstable the past couple of weeks for some reason. Like people shit talking me at work as a joke and it hitting me really hard.

I'm pretty stressed out with a lot of stuff so I guess that could be it, but I don't know. Anyone know of any better sleep remedies?
User avatar #135147 to #135139 - makotoitou ONLINE (05/25/2014) [-]
I would say a good fap helps put you to sleep, but I know you don't do that so I dunno.
User avatar #135166 to #135147 - ipostcp (05/25/2014) [-]
I fap just fine.
User avatar #135168 to #135166 - makotoitou ONLINE (05/25/2014) [-]
now do it with a video camera
User avatar #135169 to #135168 - ipostcp (05/25/2014) [-]
I already have.
User avatar #135170 to #135169 - makotoitou ONLINE (05/25/2014) [-]
good good, now give me a link. that usually helps people sleep
User avatar #135171 to #135170 - ipostcp (05/25/2014) [-]
Maybe for you it might.
User avatar #135172 to #135171 - makotoitou ONLINE (05/25/2014) [-]
we wouldn't know until we try
User avatar #135173 to #135172 - ipostcp (05/25/2014) [-]
Go first.
User avatar #135174 to #135173 - makotoitou ONLINE (05/25/2014) [-]
No no, you're the one with sleep problems
User avatar #135178 to #135174 - ipostcp (05/25/2014) [-]
No fap video 4 u.
User avatar #135180 to #135178 - makotoitou ONLINE (05/25/2014) [-]
plssss?
User avatar #135144 to #135139 - thumbsdenied (05/25/2014) [-]
i kinda have the same problem, melatonin helps. try finding out what helps you sleep, best sleep i get when its freezing outside and the sound of wind and weirdly enough the sound of people talking, walking, even the sound of cars relax me more than complete silence.
get plenty of fresh air and exorcise also helps alot, eating healthy.

User avatar #135145 to #135144 - ipostcp (05/25/2014) [-]
I eat healthy and I do jog 3 times a week.
User avatar #135146 to #135145 - thumbsdenied (05/25/2014) [-]
personaly i hate being outside, dont really do anything physically either.

but everybody has their diffarent habits that help with sleep, so just try finding what makes you comfortable.
try to let your head stop for 5 minutes before you close your eyes, just stare at the ceiling and think of nothing, that might help abit if your stressed
#135142 to #135139 - ipostcp (05/25/2014) [-]
Also, I should throw out there that I think my lack of sleep and what not is showing on me. My co-workers have been commenting on how tired I look and sad and what not. They ask me how I am doing and seem concerned even though I don't really feel sad or depressed. Tired I guess, but I feel used to that due to the nature of my work. It's kinda annoying to hear them always asking how I am and if I'm okay or not. People telling me I should take the day off, because of how tired or sad I seem.
User avatar #135151 to #135142 - solareyes (05/25/2014) [-]
Did you just come back from college or something where you're in a new place to sleep?
User avatar #135152 to #135151 - ipostcp (05/25/2014) [-]
Not really.
User avatar #135153 to #135152 - solareyes (05/25/2014) [-]
What's been stressing you out? if you're okay sharing that
User avatar #135154 to #135153 - ipostcp (05/25/2014) [-]
Chick at work I like. I asked her out and she said no since boyfriend. She got rid of her boyfriend and she is talking to me more. I think I should go for it, but I'm not really sure how to go about it.
User avatar #135155 to #135154 - solareyes (05/25/2014) [-]
I would say that's a possible red flag as in rebound, but that's just an outsider's perspective with not knowing the true story. I wouldn't think that's what's causing your sleep problems unless it's really screwing with you. Can you think of anything that might have changed in your diet or "bed time" rituals?
User avatar #135156 to #135155 - ipostcp (05/25/2014) [-]
Not really anything man.
User avatar #135157 to #135156 - solareyes (05/25/2014) [-]
You might have to turn to sleep aids or something. Best bet, go to a doctor if it keeps up for a few more weeks, maybe they'll be able to help. I'm having some sleeping problems as well but it's getting somewhat better cuz it's temporary. Wish I could help you more :|
User avatar #135140 to #135139 - zoologyexplain ONLINE (05/25/2014) [-]
Mothafuckin' melatonin.
User avatar #135143 to #135140 - ipostcp (05/25/2014) [-]
That might help.
User avatar #135138 - zoologyexplain ONLINE (05/25/2014) [-]
Where do people download their music nowadays?
User avatar #135160 to #135138 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (05/25/2014) [-]
thepiratebay
User avatar #135141 to #135138 - paradespair (05/25/2014) [-]
google youtube to mp3, put in the link of the song you want tada free music
User avatar #135164 to #135141 - misticalz ONLINE (05/25/2014) [-]
But it's shit tier under 320kbps MP3.
and it's terrible if really likes the technical side of music
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