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#190387 - headlessmamii ONLINE
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(07/07/2015) [-]
Well, well well....My phone didn't tell me I was suppose to flu shot eons ago and now I have the flu.

I thought I could trust my phone but I guess you live and learn.

I need some suggestions to cut this short. I have a appoint and tons of other shit I need to do sometime hopefully next week and I don't want to feel like absolute shit doing them.

So I used to be gagging up everything I ate and my head was throbbing earlier but the worst of that is over. I just have a stuffed up nose now. I may need to change my diet to some other stuff so that I won't have to risk getting up at 3AM to throw up too so if you guys have any suggestions on home remedies that you probably did when you were sick It'd be awesome to hear them.
#190389 to #190387 - headlessmamii ONLINE
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(07/07/2015) [-]
Sorry for the typos. I forgot I could move the comment box to avoid the big crack in my screen
#190385 - sphincterface
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(07/07/2015) [-]
So I kinda want to do more acting, I am mostly just doing local plays and all, but I kinda want to do something more. How do I get started on moving on to doing bigger and better roles? Something possibly beyond the stages?
#190388 to #190385 - headlessmamii ONLINE
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(07/07/2015) [-]
Ever looked up being an extra on some sets and get some networks there and go from there?
#190399 to #190388 - sphincterface
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(07/07/2015) [-]
Problem is I am in the Iowa area, so not a lot of movies shooting or auditioning here.
#190403 to #190399 - headlessmamii ONLINE
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(07/07/2015) [-]
I live in Ohio and I have watched a show called "Today in Cleveland" which is specific to my state. Do you have anything like that?
#190404 to #190403 - sphincterface
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(07/07/2015) [-]
Probably, since i live near Des Moines.
#190405 to #190404 - headlessmamii ONLINE
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(07/07/2015) [-]
Awesome, maybe you should try and get networks there
#190383 - anon
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(07/07/2015) [-]
I don't know how good looking I am or what is my "league" and that really bothers me. Everyone else has an idea of how good they look and what kinds of people they can attract but I don't. Besides posting a picture here and seeing what you guys think, what's a decent way to find out what other's think of you?
#190587 to #190383 - bryzag
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(07/08/2015) [-]
post a pic and I'll tell ya
#190411 to #190383 - welliguessitsaname
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(07/07/2015) [-]
Just post a picture.
#190396 to #190383 - advicedude
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(07/07/2015) [-]
As long as you have confidence, it doesn't matter.
#190444 to #190396 - blueninja
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(07/07/2015) [-]
agreed anyone worth your time is not gonna get to hung up on your looks unless we are talking chronic obesity
#190382 - hoaxfourtyfour
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(07/07/2015) [-]
I need a kickass date idea.
#190588 to #190382 - bryzag
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(07/08/2015) [-]
Take her to the zoo. Get her a flower for her hair. say that you thought she would look cute with it. Learn interesting facts about each and every animal. Tell her the facts as you spectate them. She should be getting wet from your knowledge. Remember a few jokes. Take her to a themed food place. Share cake. Walk home with her. Hand holding only. Make a route that has a bench. Ask her if she wants to sit down and watch the stars/sunset. Keep her hand held. Show her you aint letting go of her too easily. Talk away about life and shit. if she hasn't put her head on your shoulder and wrapped around your arm, you better buck up your ideas and get some shit sparked between you two. After 10-15 minutes (depending on how things are going), tell her we should be heading and start walking home. When you reach the door give it all the bullshit about how you had a great time yada yada yada. Say goodnight. Make sure you don't budge from where you are. If you budge you're fucked. If she says good night and doesn't hesitate closing the door on you. You kiss her nice and proper. Make sure it's the most passionate thing you've ever seen. She better kick her leg up. She better make noises. Disney princesses should have visible rustled jimmies son. After that, whatever happens, happens. Good Luck and may the weather be ever in your favor.
#190417 to #190382 - ithinkimightbelost
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(07/07/2015) [-]
Personally I've found that some of the best dates consist of the things you loved doing as a kid or something that neither of you have ever done before, something old, new, interesting, or different. Go-karts and mini golf, paintball, bowling, etc. Summer is also a time for carnivals and fairs and festivals, go out and enjoy the local culture. I've had great times at beer and wine tastings, but that's really more for if you both enjoy the wine or beer culture rather than just drinking it. Dueling piano bar! Go take a cooking class, I know it sounds kinda stupid but I tried it and had a blast with my date and learned a lot about her in the process, since you're married it could just be a fun experience. Do you have any idea how to dance? I don't, but if you do you could go out dancing. Maybe you could go have fun at a dance class. What about one of those pottery places, go make plates or bowls or vases, whatever it is they teach you how to make. Go catch a minor league game of some sort, those guys are great. Any bars around that do trivia nights? Those are fun and not just because I love useless trivia. Man, when was the last time you went to an aquarium, those places are great. Anyways, good luck with your date ideas.
#190416 to #190382 - alexanderburns
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(07/07/2015) [-]
watch Kickass together
#190412 to #190382 - anon
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(07/07/2015) [-]
Skating, Park, Amusement Park, Zoo, Aquarium, Museum, (I know you said you've done movies too much but..) An iMax theater is a good idea too if you normally go to normal ones
#190409 to #190382 - anon
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(07/07/2015) [-]
Picnics are usually nice, bring some pillows, eat and then just lay down under some shade and watch the clouds.
Minigolf is usually pretty fun to do, teatter is really nice if its great theater like in london or new york. Kayakin is fun too, maybe swan boats. Perhaps going to a amusement park, that usually sparks the child like wonder and fun.
Jazz club, dancing, some food. Or maybe just plan a romantic time at home. Be creative and nearly anything is good for a date idea
#190395 to #190382 - advicedude
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(07/07/2015) [-]
Take her to a gymnastics place. They have open gym sometimes and jump around and stuff.
#190384 to #190382 - anon
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(07/07/2015) [-]
Have you gone on dates with them before or is this the first one?
#190386 to #190384 - hoaxfourtyfour
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(07/07/2015) [-]
We're married, but have done movies way too much.
#190414 to #190386 - mondominiman
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(07/07/2015) [-]
Hiking? Is hiking ever a good date idea, I'm not sure about this one
#190368 - nought
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(07/06/2015) [-]
ok this again
does anyone feel like life is kind of empty
I am still in the education system, and life is pretty much fine right now, but it seems like there's no point of doing anything
I've played a lot of video games and watched a lot of videos but those just seem like distractions
Right now I'm trying to pick up programming in the hopes that something meaningful will come from that, but I'm still not sure what...
I am not religious but I wish I could confidently say what I am doing is worthwhile or meaningful
I am currently leaning towards utilitarianism, the purpose is to help yourself and help others
#190378 to #190368 - noobpeller
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(07/06/2015) [-]
well, the way i see it is that since you have only the one life, you need to use it up as much as you can. No matter what happens, your life existed regardless if other people knew or not. Nobody can take the fact that you existed away from you. The difference between existing and being, however, is what you do with what you have as cliched as that may sound . Do you know who invented the battery that made your phone work or the person who made sure you could poop indoors on the third floor of an apartment complex? I'm guessing that you do not without googling them to find out, but their ideas made sure you could live the way you do, just like your life will influence future generations. You might not come up with a scientific breakthrough that will shatter all knowledge accumulated up to our time, but something as mundane as caring for another person or speaking out into the world, even if it is just online, helps in a way that will only become apparent in retrospective. When humanity lives on, you live on, since you, whether you want it or not, have participated and will participate in its evolution to a future we cannot see.
tl;dr: Humanity is kept alive by the people it is made up of, and wouldn't be the same with one person missing.
#190374 to #190368 - fornowjr
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(07/06/2015) [-]
I felt that way once and I sometimes do, but not as often as before.
I got over it when I found out that life really has no meaning. You look at history, and they all end up the same way, dead.
You look at the people around you and they all have the same ending, death.
I'm not saying this in as a "Look how edgy life is" or some shit like that. It's precisely because life is meaningless that make it so worth living for.
I'm glad you're have these types of thought processes because believe me, you are closer to understanding the meaning of life more than others. The meaning being there is no meaning.

You just live. Live the way you want to my friend, because you're the only person who will stick with you until the end.
#190376 to #190374 - nought
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(07/06/2015) [-]
wow thanks
I read somewhere that having no meaning means you have to create your own, and that is acftually a good thing it was my interpretation of Nietzsche, I am not a philosopher type at all and I didn't even learn about this in school but it stuck with me
#190380 to #190376 - fornowjr
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(07/06/2015) [-]
No problem dude.
#190371 to #190368 - oxidoferroso
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(07/06/2015) [-]
Nigga, of course the education system is meaningless. 3/4 of the shit teached is completly useless, so don't feel too bad.
Hobbies? Stop the ideology crap and go out to make some changes. Nobody will care if you are religious or utilitarian when you are helping in your local pet shelter. Get a summer job. And a gf. then post her nudes and then check'em **oxidoferroso used "*roll 1, 1-100*"**
**oxidoferroso rolls 008**
#190373 to #190371 - nought
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(07/06/2015) [-]
well education is not meaningless when you're trying to get a job in a STEM field
sadly I have never been the type to do local pet shelters or summer jobs. that just comes from being a lazy piece of shit that wants to do something, but feel like this is what I really want to do
#190375 to #190373 - oxidoferroso
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(07/06/2015) [-]
Don't know where you from or what your education system is, but chances are that you have your fair share of bullshit subjects. The year before I entered Engineer University I had to cope with shit like History, Philosophy and Literature. Time wasters in my opinion.
And if you are a lazy shit, there's no much you can do, besides getting up and doing something. Seriously, summer vacations are here, google 'summer jobs in *insert your area here*' and you are good to go.
Besides, how did you plan to help yoursefl and others with that attitude, man?
Also, check'em, this time for real **oxidoferroso used "*roll 1, 1-100*"**
**oxidoferroso rolls 062**
#190357 - gharshi
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(07/06/2015) [-]
guys, quick question; how would you go about explaining why you own a cut in half bottle?

pic related. something convincing and low-profile plz
#190589 to #190357 - bryzag
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(07/08/2015) [-]
say it reminds of how powerful you are as an entity and how this bottle had no fucking chance.
#190435 to #190357 - iliekcereal
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(07/07/2015) [-]
if someone asks, say that when you put it up to your ear you can hear the pep-sea
#190418 to #190357 - ithinkimightbelost
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(07/07/2015) [-]
Needed a funnel.
#190369 to #190357 - assyria
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(07/06/2015) [-]
"mom it's for my gravity bong im blazing it"
#190367 to #190357 - nought
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(07/06/2015) [-]
it was for a science experiment I read online
#190358 to #190357 - fornowjr
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(07/06/2015) [-]
I just felt like cutting it.
#190360 to #190358 - gharshi
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(07/06/2015) [-]
ignoring the fact that I probably will seem like a future serial killer if I use that excuse, I also kinda need a reason for why I'm keeping it
#190361 to #190360 - fornowjr
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(07/06/2015) [-]
You could just say you were bored.
But why do you have a a half bottle?
#190362 to #190361 - gharshi
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(07/06/2015) [-]
drug consumption purposes
#190372 to #190362 - oxidoferroso
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(07/06/2015) [-]
**oxidoferroso used "*roll picture*"**
**oxidoferroso rolled image** nigguh, that's illegal. Flaged
#190377 to #190372 - gharshi
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(07/06/2015) [-]
it's only illegal if the police catches you
#190379 to #190377 - oxidoferroso
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(07/06/2015) [-]
Damn, you got me. But be careful nigga, I know people who have literally exploded while consuming drugs. Specially drugs in bottles like yours
#190355 - ssheinrich
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(07/06/2015) [-]
since we dont have a comic board, ill just ask this here

whats the name of the star wars comic from here imgur.com/gallery/VSRKX and where can you read it online?
#190381 to #190355 - welliguessitsaname
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(07/06/2015) [-]
I think it is this.
#190352 - anon
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(07/06/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** so greece is about to be given 10billion from Putin, fun times ahead in the future if they take it?
#190359 to #190352 - fornowjr
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(07/06/2015) [-]
Any source to back that claim?
#190364 to #190359 - anon
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(07/06/2015) [-]
More by just googlin "putin greece" i see alot of russian strongarming greece for things in the future if they take the 10billion, and they dont have have many options
#190343 - nighthit
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(07/06/2015) [-]
I got my exam results, I'm one grade off my conditional for Uni. My representative is trying to see if I can get in. Things are out of my control and I'm just miserable. Anything I can do?
#190344 to #190343 - confusedasian
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(07/06/2015) [-]
When you're feeling down and doom
And you don't know what to do
Grab you peen and make a boom
Masturbation. Masturbation.

When you're feeling confused
And you don't know what to do
Grab your peen and make a fuse
Masturbation. Masturbation.

When you're feeling unassured
And you don't know what to do
Grab you're peen to reassure
Masturbation. Masturbation.
#190331 - joemeister
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(07/06/2015) [-]
What do you all think about open relationships?
I am very much in love with my girlfriend, and she is in love with me. She suggested that we have an open relationship to me, and at least waited a little while before she actually started with it. (it would've been suspicious to me if she had sex with someone else like the day of)
A couple of the guidelines for this are no exes and no dates with the people we fuck.
I've been feeling left out lately though, since we haven't had sex together in a while
(she lives with her recently retired grandma, and I live with my parents and sisters and it's summer, so we really have no time alone at each others places). Also, I can't find anyone to actually have sex with.
If I try it and don't end up liking it, should I tell her, or leave it be? I'm ok with the idea as long as she loves me at the end of the day, and doesn't end up using me.
#190365 to #190331 - anon
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(07/06/2015) [-]
she knows you won't be able to get another girl. your being cucked.
#190354 to #190331 - braveblue
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(07/06/2015) [-]
Cuck'd
#190353 to #190331 - schurftinator
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(07/06/2015) [-]
Depending on whether you're looking for the regular 'all girls are bitches, dump her ass now and look for someone better'-advice from teens, or actually something more mature on open relationships, I found this small comic (nsfw) very informative on having a healthy open relationship
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#190366 to #190353 - anon
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(07/06/2015) [-]
Remember, the adult thing to do is to let your girlfriend fuck other guys.

Top quality reasoning.
#190419 to #190366 - schurftinator
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(07/07/2015) [-]
The adult thing here is talking about it with your sig. other, see what you're both comfortable with, and figure out what works for you. But thanks for being so supportive anon <3
#190349 to #190331 - hirollin
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(07/06/2015) [-]
Being cucked m8, find a hotter girl, bang her repeatedly, then dump your whore girlfriends ass for some hotter piece of ass. Only way to go.
#190345 to #190331 - dingdongsingsong
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(07/06/2015) [-]
its kind of dumb tbh if you love her, if she loved you she would never suggest that, you're only in an open relationship with people who can be temporary, she just clearly doesn't wanna break up with you because she's afraid she'll be lonely if she does but still wants to have the benefits of being single.
either stop her or end it.
#190341 to #190331 - makotoitou
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(07/06/2015) [-]
Only get into an open relationship if you can ensure you can get as much out of it as she can.

TopCuck
#190335 to #190331 - sirege
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(07/06/2015) [-]
get out now
#190334 to #190331 - sugoi
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(07/06/2015) [-]
You're being cucked.
#190329 - deminemi
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(07/06/2015) [-]
I NEED HELP TRANSLATE THIS PLEASE.

वन्दे सूर्य शशांक वह्नि नयनं वन्दे मुकुन्द प्रियम्
वन्दे भक्त जनाश्रयं च वरदं वन्दे शिवं शंकरम् ॥ 
#190340 to #190329 - oxidoferroso
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(07/06/2015) [-]
**oxidoferroso used "*roll picture*"**
**oxidoferroso rolled image**something somethig allahu ackbar
#190346 to #190340 - dingdongsingsong
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(07/06/2015) [-]
Thats hindi tho.
#190350 to #190346 - oxidoferroso
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(07/06/2015) [-]
I know, I know, it was just for the sake of the joke
I know, I know, it was just for the sake of the joke
#190351 to #190350 - dingdongsingsong
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(07/06/2015) [-]
Oh okay XD
its because أستطيع قراءة اللغة العربية
#190337 to #190329 - joshlol
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(07/06/2015) [-]
Vande Vande Mukunda Sun Shashank vi nayanam priyam
Vande Vande devotee janasrayam f varadam sankaram Shivam.
#190327 - manofparody
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(07/06/2015) [-]
Okay, so I'm having relationship issues-ish.

Our relationship is perfectly fine. We love each other and do everything we can for each other, but my girlfriend only has sex with me about once a week. Now, before you say that's okay, she was my first and we've been together for over 2 years. I love her more than anything in the world and she's perfect to me. We never get in fights and she shares my lust for video games. She even cooks for me.
However, I can't really masturbate either, because there's always someone here, and we live in a small space with thin walls.

Along with all of that, her dad is usually here I'm 22, and she's turning 21 in a couple of days, I live with them and get along great with her father. He drinks and gets high, a lot., and when we have sex when he's sleeping or sitting in the kitchen watching tv, we can't really move without the entire house making a noise.
And, even more so, and I'm not really afraid of saying this because of the circumstances that have been enlightened: I cum pretty easily the first time. I'll last about 5-7 minutes on the first round unless I'm high Which causes me to last for like 20-30 minutes.. Not really sure why that is , and I've tried many ways of improving it, but I can't improve it any further. I only 'finish' about once a week, and I never had the chance to improve on it, because she's been my first.
When we first started having sex, we would do it 7-9 times a day, every day. Even on days we worked (and we worked a hard labor job back then). So, I haven't had any practice on improving my first "round". I'd like to have sex multiple times again, but I guess she just assumes we're finished and gets dressed and lays back down.

I've talked to her about it, and she always apologizes and says we'll do it more often, but it'll only change for about 2 days. I used to always be the one to start the foreplay, but now I can't even do that for several reasons:
1: I take rejection hard when it comes to sex, because it makes me feel like I'm shit and not worth her time. We love each other very much and I've had enough shitty relationship experience to know when I'm not loved back, and she loves me with all of her heart. She does everything she can for me, and always goes out of her way to do something for me. Due to her rejecting me on occasions, it destroyed my self-confidence and now I can't convince myself to try.
2: The things that turn her on, I'm not allowed to do, or only help when she's already turned on. I can't kiss her neck because she bruises easily and can't have marks like that at work, or she just won't let me because she's scared it'll leave a mark for work. I can't pull her hair unless she's already turned on. I can't finger/rub her unless she's already turned on. I can't spank her because it makes too much noise. She completely ignores when I try to poke her with "it" Honestly, I believe she just doesn't notice. It takes quite a lot for her to notice something. Sometimes I think she's blind. . I have nothing left to try with her, besides just kissing. Even then, she thinks it's just a couple of kisses and then goes back to watching the tv or whatever she was doing.

I just want to be able to have sex with her more than once a week. I feel like an old couple and for someone who lost his virginity to this one person and now reduced to once a week, I'm losing it.

anyone got any advice to help me? I'm begging for it.
#190342 to #190327 - makotoitou
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(07/06/2015) [-]
get a big van from craigslist, put a waterbed in the back, and go to town
#190336 to #190327 - anon
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(07/06/2015) [-]
womanexplain, get your butt in here
#190328 to #190327 - nonbenderinlife
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(07/06/2015) [-]
It looks to me that you should get a bigger house or spend more time alone. If that is not an option then discuss it with her and tell her how she forgets what you agreed after a couple of days. Also, you need to make sure that she doesnt have any other issues first.
In conclusion, spend more time alone and talk to her.
#190330 to #190328 - manofparody
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(07/06/2015) [-]
We try to spend time alone, but her dad calls in on almost every single day she has off, so we hardly get any time to ourselves. And when we do, it doesn't really matter because like I said: She'll get dressed and end up doing something like cooking or going to the library.

I've tried talking to her, but she's more forgetful than a fish.
#190322 - nigalthornberry
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(07/06/2015) [-]
Is there anybody up that I can talk to about something?
#190347 to #190322 - dingdongsingsong
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(07/06/2015) [-]
hello child
#190326 to #190322 - braveblue
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(07/06/2015) [-]
What's up?
#190323 to #190322 - sineztro
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(07/06/2015) [-]
I got half an hour whats up homie?
#190319 - mondominiman
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(07/06/2015) [-]
Anyone have any idea on why my dog runs in the house every time we open the door? We've had him for a few years and he's always been an outside dog, we even have 3 other outside dogs to keep him company. We don't give any of them special attention so it can't be jealousy. It started the beginning of this week and it was the worst yesterday but the fireworks might just have frightened him, still going on today even though no one is popping anymore.
#190324 to #190319 - sineztro
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(07/06/2015) [-]
Is he going anywhere in particular?
#190339 to #190324 - mondominiman
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(07/06/2015) [-]
Like any particular spot in the house? He usually runs in and sits next to the door
#190317 - lonelybaloney
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(07/06/2015) [-]
I've been programming for four years now, I passed grade 12, but I never really got myself into some sort of college or university.
I wanted to take a year off to work full-time, improve on my hobbies, and travel outside of Toronto and the Greater Toronto Area.

I've been taking hints before for how some software engineers that walk out of even some of the most prestigious schools are horrible at programming. There was a post on here about "The 10 steps of software development", which reminded me of the material people have to learn.


My questions are:
Is it true? Is a degree in programming really that useless?
Should I take a college course for a trade? I craft a lot of things with metals and wood, and I was wondering if taking some sort of apprenticeship would be a better idea.
Is there anyone on here that knows how jobs look like in software development right now?
#190325 to #190317 - xxhunterxx
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(07/06/2015) [-]
A degree can only help you.
Most companies recruit at the college level, so even if you think it's useless to get a degree being in college gives you a higher visibility to companies. Have you just graduated high school?

A lot of graduated students take an off year, so don't worry about that part. As long as you have all the documents you need to apply for college next year you shouldn't have to worry.

Taking a trade depends on how much time you have on your hands. If you have enough time then yes by all means take up a trade.

Software development is doing better than women's studies.
#190311 - muchname
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(07/06/2015) [-]
adblock isnt working on facebook, what do
#190312 to #190311 - sugoi
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(07/06/2015) [-]
update adblock subscriptions or block elements yourself
#190310 - anon
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(07/06/2015) [-]
How do I meet new people now that I'm out of college? It used to be so easy, having a class with people your own age to talk to and go out with but now all the people I see are at work and are all over 30. I'd like to meet new people and hopefully find someone I could date too but I can't think of anywhere I could go.
#190313 to #190310 - sugoi
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(07/06/2015) [-]
At work.
Get a job.
#190302 - anon
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(07/05/2015) [-]
Anyone know of any fun activities for young adults to do? I have excess time on my hands now and I am looking for stuff to get me out in the town and socialize. I go to ballroom dance once a week, and honestly there aren't that many people and hardly anyone my age goes there. I don't have too many friends in this town and it's kind of a bummer. So I was wondering if there are any activities you guys do to help socialize or make new friends.
#190332 to #190302 - joemeister
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(07/06/2015) [-]
Beer brewing is a good hobby to have, plus you can invite people to your place after its done for some drinks.
Go to as many local activities as you can
#190314 to #190302 - sugoi
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(07/06/2015) [-]
Paintball
Airsoft
Conventions
Working
#190308 to #190302 - anon
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(07/06/2015) [-]
If money isn't a problem, the go out of town to a more populated area. I go to theaters and watch whatever's playing and talk to people sitting beside me. I also go to art galleries and talk to people there. The best place to meet new people is to join the YMCA or any other places people go to take fun classes. I'm a pretty outgoing person by nature but if that isn't your thing, then I'd suggest going to these places often and wait for people to come to you. Just look approachable and friendly and you should be good.
#190300 - tombobbusama
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(07/05/2015) [-]
Guys I think I've hit rock bottom.
I'm genuinely considering paying someone to pretend to be my gf for a while.

Like, whenever I get down, I find that I need something tangible to live for. So, usually this is when I develop my oneitis and get a massive crush on a girl, wherein I think "wow I'm disgusting, I better work out and eat right and tidy myself up", and then cos I'm doing something positive, I don't feel so bad.

But right now there's no one. I go to work, come home. Thats it. Thats my life.
And I can't think of any reason paying someone for dates wouldn't work. I'm getting the closeness I need, they're getting free food/cinema tickets, and compensation for their time.
#190305 to #190300 - confusedasian
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(07/05/2015) [-]
>I'm genuinely considering paying someone to pretend to be my gf for a while.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHA.

Reminds me of that one cringe story where some guy payed a girl to sleep with him (not sex, actually just sleep in the same bed with him.). He couldn't touch her, and the entire time he was trying to get her to say "I love you."



Dude, you're not going to die if you don't have a girlfriend. Relax. You can talk to some co-workers in your work place because it sounds like you need some real friends before you actually get a girlfriend.
#190297 - dzimo
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(07/05/2015) [-]
i was supposed to visit a friend. female frined wink wink. her dog died today. what do
#190298 to #190297 - anon
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(07/05/2015) [-]
Bone her.
#190299 to #190298 - dzimo
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(07/05/2015) [-]
man her dog died. is it really ok? and you know how women are all about the feeling and shit.
#190301 to #190299 - anon
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(07/05/2015) [-]
I was making a joke. Chill.

The most you can do for her is to just be there for her. Watch her favorite movie, go to her favorite restaurant. It sucks losing a pet, but she'll move on in her own time.
#190303 to #190301 - dzimo
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(07/05/2015) [-]
meh. will see whats the mood i guess :/