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#132031 - swagasauruss (05/08/2014) [-]
writing up a resume for a job, only issue is I dont have a lot of experiance work wise? and Im terrible at selling my self. I know I can do the job Im just not sure what the correct words to convey that would be...
User avatar #132062 to #132031 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/08/2014) [-]
They don't care if you are a rock climber.
User avatar #132093 to #132062 - swagasauruss (05/09/2014) [-]
they kinda do when I'm applying for a job that requires me to climb 1000 feet a day...thanks for the input though.
User avatar #132071 to #132062 - marinepenguin (05/08/2014) [-]
A resume is used to get to know the person before they become employed there. Having personal hobbies and activities you are involved in can show that you are an active person, involved in the community, etc. It doesn't hurt at least.
User avatar #132101 to #132071 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/09/2014) [-]
I guess it depends on the job. If it's engineering, finance, etc. Then no, they don't care. As a matter of fact they would just laugh at your resume and throw it away.
User avatar #132109 to #132101 - marinepenguin (05/09/2014) [-]
I put stuff like that on my resume and I work at a bank.

Probably also depends on the company. My father who is a Vice President of Sales at a Sports company hires people more on their personality then their credentials. He'd rather have someone with a good attitude and willingness to learn and work over someone with a degree.
User avatar #132116 to #132109 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/09/2014) [-]
Well your dad is 1/1000000 employers. Many resumes go through HR first, and those people have the IQ of a rock.
User avatar #132117 to #132116 - marinepenguin (05/09/2014) [-]
I was just trying to make a point that it isn't cut and dry. Not all employers are going to throw a resume away because you added what you like to do in your personal time.
User avatar #132123 to #132117 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/09/2014) [-]
They probably won't read it. They look at these resumes for 15 seconds and that's it.
User avatar #132043 to #132031 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
What job are you applying for, exactly?

Also, is this your resume, or the job you're trying to get?

I do not think they would need to know the job requirements from your previous job -- Simply writing about the parts that gave you the most experience is probably best.
(The last two lines would be great additions; Just make sure they are in your own words. My first time reading it, I completely skipped over the section because it looks too much like you copy/ pasted the job requirements from your current job. Also, being able to do basic math isn't a strong-suit. Not unless you didn't finish Highschool, tbh.)

Also, your Resume needs to have more style to it. It needs to stick out from the crowd.
Actually, in this case you may be best off using Talent Exchange instead of Microsoft Word.

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User avatar #132095 to #132043 - swagasauruss (05/09/2014) [-]
haha you know it might be a dumb ass move but I might have copied and pasted my current job requirements, I figured it already sounded professional and I could just do a bit of tweaking like removing the math line which I forgot to do.

The job Im applying for is a Tower Tech, climbing cell phone towers to do repairs and what not. and yes this is my resume. Unfortunately I dont have a lot of job experience, I got a SS# almost a year ago, and my current job is the only legally paid one I have had.
User avatar #132130 to #132095 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (05/09/2014) [-]
You could still list the under-the-table jobs as hobbies/ past experiences.

But yeah, as far as the job requirements from the resume goes, just rephrase it and it should be good.
User avatar #132029 - brackgrapple (05/08/2014) [-]
So I tried piratebay but none of the rosetta stones seem to work?
Does anyone know where i could download all levels of chinese?
User avatar #132055 to #132029 - iridium (05/08/2014) [-]
Okay I can't help you with the torrent...but I will advise you on Rosetta Stone, and that is that it alone does not teach you language. You need more resources than that.
User avatar #132044 to #132029 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
What do you mean: "Don't work"?

The language courses are in .ISO files -- You need the base application of Rosetta Stone installed first, then you need a virtual drive like PowerISO to run the .ISO files.
User avatar #132030 to #132029 - brackgrapple (05/08/2014) [-]
Also if they make one for greek?
#132026 - Womens Study Major (05/08/2014) [-]
I ripped a rank fart and 2 10/10 babes walked in what do
#132092 to #132026 - funnyjunkelite (05/09/2014) [-]
dont light a match
#132079 to #132026 - saltybanana (05/08/2014) [-]
yeah what revengeforfreeze said.
shouldnt give two shits what people think about you, girls love it when youre confident.
so dont run up and apoligize, be like "ayyy wassup, like that smell. shit smells good af rite?' im joking dont say that probably get slapped
User avatar #132027 to #132026 - revengeforfreeze (05/08/2014) [-]
Not give a fuck. That would show them you don't care and they think you are cool and so on. If you run up apologizing they might think you are self conscious
User avatar #132025 - revengeforfreeze (05/08/2014) [-]
Have you ever been a victim of the bystander effect? I was once. One guy who would force me into a corner while the rest of the group of people were just watching. About 20 people or so. Sucked, over it today though. Idk why I didn't just pound him down, I'm larger and probably stronger than him though he fights a lot and I don't so eh. Whatever. How about you?
User avatar #132076 to #132025 - personalspace (05/08/2014) [-]
No, although I will step in as much as possible.
User avatar #132151 to #132076 - revengeforfreeze (05/09/2014) [-]
Gr8
True Christian thing there to stand up for the weak
User avatar #132056 to #132025 - iridium (05/08/2014) [-]
I try to avoid letting the bystander effect occur as much as I can because it ticks me off so much.
User avatar #132058 to #132056 - revengeforfreeze (05/08/2014) [-]
Same. I kind of cringed when I read about kitty Genovese.
User avatar #132059 to #132058 - iridium (05/08/2014) [-]
To be fair, there are a lot of details about that story that are controversial and suspect. Still, that kind of crap can happen.
User avatar #132060 to #132059 - revengeforfreeze (05/08/2014) [-]
I did not know
User avatar #132047 to #132025 - derpityhurr (05/08/2014) [-]
In grade 8 the most "infamous" kid in school pulled down my friend's pants and got suspended after I told on him (was really pressured by teacher to)
He later saw and followed me around the public library, sat on my locked up bike and said he'll somehow steal it, i stayed pretty quiet and was pretty intimidated because of all the people that were just watching
its all good tho cause one guy in the crowd started a fight with the kid and I rode home
User avatar #132048 to #132047 - revengeforfreeze (05/08/2014) [-]
Fuck, why is there so much evil.
User avatar #132049 to #132048 - derpityhurr (05/08/2014) [-]
I think he and his brother are expelled from the districts schools so ye
User avatar #132050 to #132049 - revengeforfreeze (05/08/2014) [-]
Probably had some problems at home.
User avatar #132052 to #132050 - derpityhurr (05/08/2014) [-]
Maybe
I was actually good friends with him in grade 6-7 till he started to get into fights, drinks and drugs (yes, in grade 8)
User avatar #132053 to #132052 - revengeforfreeze (05/08/2014) [-]
Wow. How old is one in grade 8 now again, like, 13-14 right
User avatar #132054 to #132053 - derpityhurr (05/08/2014) [-]
yeah 13 and 14 year olds
User avatar #132023 - thisiskevinhanian ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
my cat is going bald in spots because he's pulling out his hair, what do?
User avatar #132119 to #132023 - coconuthat (05/09/2014) [-]
Has something big changed in your life? Like moved or another cat you had died or went missing? They do it due to stress and depression. Just make sure he's not getting to the point he licks his skin raw and into big wounds. My cat did that after our older cat died.
User avatar #132120 to #132119 - thisiskevinhanian ONLINE (05/09/2014) [-]
I don't want to think it, but it might be my mom's new dog that spends the day with us, and he's an annoying little shit

as far as I'm aware he hasn't been licking his bare skin
User avatar #132122 to #132120 - coconuthat (05/09/2014) [-]
Hmm the cat might be stressed due to the dog. Keep an eye on him though, because its terrible when the do that. But i would agree with the other guys, take him to the vet to make sure it isn't anything else.
User avatar #132057 to #132023 - iridium (05/08/2014) [-]
Vet. Cats shouldn't be pulling out their hair that much.
User avatar #132045 to #132023 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
Take him to the vet. I don't think their hair is supposed to come out that easily.
#132021 - linear (05/08/2014) [-]
Should I get Pokemon X or Y
User avatar #132046 to #132021 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
Wait for Alpha Sapphire and Omega Ruby.
User avatar #132018 - wilsen (05/08/2014) [-]
I got my PS4 yesterday. This morning I slept over and missed my bus for school. Should I stay home and game or go to school and have 3 hours with spanish?
User avatar #132019 to #132018 - Rei (05/08/2014) [-]
Game
User avatar #132020 to #132019 - wilsen (05/08/2014) [-]
The quality is amazing
#132016 - cosmicapprentice (05/08/2014) [-]
Finally, this thing let me login. This was appearing after I entered my password, that clearly isn't my username, so I don't know what the hell was going on.
User avatar #132017 to #132016 - cosmicapprentice (05/08/2014) [-]
Also, that would appear just for a few seconds, then the login/register option would appear again, so I wasn't really being logged in, and I couldn't add comment as anon either for a few hours, anyone knows what happened?
User avatar #132024 to #132017 - revengeforfreeze (05/08/2014) [-]
Hey, how about we don't dig into it and make up some rumour? That would be so cool. Keeping the mystery, maybe it was a djinn.
#132013 - Womens Study Major (05/08/2014) [-]
Am I the only one having trouble with Funnyjunk atm? Can't login, requests failed, white pages. What's going on Admin ?
#132014 to #132013 - kaarvaag (05/08/2014) [-]
I'm having problems too, man.
I can log in, but it randomly logs me out whenever I try to view my content or change from viewing highest rated / newest comments and sometimes when I press the right arrow to advance to the next picture.

Sadly, I find this site pretty useless when shit like this happens. It's just too much to fully ignore. Hoping for å quick fix, but I'm assuming it's gonna take a little while Just based on how long it's taken in the past to fix serverproblems or whatever it is. This looks to the unprofessional eye like it might be something more than just a quick ezfix
#132009 - Womens Study Major (05/08/2014) [-]
Out there, we've walked quite friendly up to death, Sat down and eaten with him, cool and bland, Pardoned his spilling messtins in our hand. We've sniffed the green thick odor of his breath, Our eyes wept, but our courage didn't writhe. He's spat at us with bullets and he's coughed up Shrapnel. We chorused when he sang aloft, we whistled while he shaved us with his scythe. Oh death was never an enemy of ours! We laughed at him, we leagued with him, old chum. No soldiers paid to kick against his powers. We laughed, knowing that better men would come, and greater wars When each proud fighter brags He wars on Death, for lives not men, for flags.
User avatar #132008 - ironsoul (05/08/2014) [-]
Does anybody remember who was it on this site who was making gifs for people who asked nicely?
User avatar #132032 to #132008 - andranadu ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
might've been me
User avatar #132034 to #132032 - ironsoul (05/08/2014) [-]
Could your pretty please turn 0:23 through 0:26 into a gif for me?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zN9HM8MPYHY
#132036 to #132034 - andranadu ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
oh i remember that video   
i wanted to watch it again but could never find it   
thank you for that
oh i remember that video
i wanted to watch it again but could never find it
thank you for that
#132037 to #132036 - ironsoul (05/08/2014) [-]
No problem, and thanks for the gif!
No problem, and thanks for the gif!
User avatar #132028 to #132008 - revengeforfreeze (05/08/2014) [-]
Andranadu, iyr maybe?
User avatar #131999 - cloudstrifeownsall (05/08/2014) [-]
Did something happen to Morbid Channel? It says there is a ton of posts but it is only showing four and I can't choose to see any older posts... I loved going back through old morbid posts for hours at night... I really hope they are not all gone...
User avatar #140433 to #131999 - fucktotheyou (06/26/2014) [-]
bananas probably invaded
#131992 - Womens Study Major (05/08/2014) [-]
My account keeps on logging on and off randomly. Is this happening to anyone else?
User avatar #132011 to #131992 - watermelloon (05/08/2014) [-]
logs me out every time i click reply to a comment. :| annoying to the extreme.
User avatar #132012 to #132011 - watermelloon (05/08/2014) [-]
omg it didnt log me out just then. ITS A MIRACLE.
#132000 to #131992 - Womens Study Major (05/08/2014) [-]
Yup, same with me(samxdaxman, can't be bothered to log back in). I dunno what's happening. Admin, what's going on?
#132001 to #132000 - Womens Study Major (05/08/2014) [-]
I can't login at all...
(xXThatxOnexGuyXx)

It just shows 'nu11' instead of where my account name should be, and logs me off.
#132003 to #132001 - Womens Study Major (05/08/2014) [-]
I can log in, but it'll log me back out within seconds. It's fucking annoying. I'm just glad it's not only me.
User avatar #131990 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/08/2014) [-]
My account keeps on logging on and off randomly. Is this happening to anyone else?
User avatar #132006 to #131990 - marinepenguin (05/08/2014) [-]
Happening to me, I assumed someone was trying to get into my account.
User avatar #131996 to #131990 - ferrettamer ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
Happening to a lot of people, I would assume most of the site
#131991 to #131990 - Womens Study Major (05/08/2014) [-]
Apparently not, because that keeps happening to me - I was about to ask that same question.
User avatar #131993 to #131991 - fistfireace (05/08/2014) [-]
Fucking really?
User avatar #131994 to #131993 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/08/2014) [-]
It's pretty annoying
User avatar #131995 to #131994 - fistfireace (05/08/2014) [-]
Yeah, I fucking hate it.
User avatar #131985 - SammieSama (05/08/2014) [-]
"I really like you, but I'm not ready for a relationship right now." Is what they always say, and always not too long after they're with someone else. I should know by now not to wait with the hopes that they'll be ready. This time was different.

We met online. Mostly to be friends, but we ended up having casual sex. She's very emotionally broken from past relationships and abusive parents, also much older than me. (I'm 19, she's 28. I've always hung out and have been interested in people who are older than me.) So when we became friends, she would confide in me with her troubles and tell me she just wanted to be single forever because it wasn't hurting her. When I started feeling strongly for her, I held my tongue.

We finally talked about it, and she told me that she felt strongly about me too. She just wasn't ready. I understood completely, after all she's been through. She told me to give it a couple months and we'll talk about it again. Okay, sounds good.

6 months into our not-relationship, she tells me she's falling for someone she met a couple weeks ago and they're going steady.

I've been depressed for a few years, and up until I met her I had no one to talk about my problems with. Now she's one of the things I need to talk about. My psych warned me this would happen, but I was just so desperate to believe this time was different. I'm so dumb.

Has anything like this ever happened to you? What did you do? How do I get out of this loop?
User avatar #132033 to #131985 - gmanofwonder (05/08/2014) [-]
Stuff like this always happened to me.

I just look at the good memories, and enjoy that I got the chance to have them because of who I am.
#131987 to #131985 - Womens Study Major (05/08/2014) [-]
First of all, don't date someone who is almost a decade older. You dodged a bullet here.
User avatar #131984 - ferrettamer ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
Ok, so I got accepted to the University I wanted today, but the problem is, it was an alternative offer. In the e-mail they said they had a shit ton of people applying for the program I wanted or whatever, and that there was less people in this program so I can go in it. This late in the application process (like, you have to accept by June 2nd for most universities), an alternative offer is basically saying you won't get into the program you wanted, but on OUAC (the website that manages the applications for Ontario), it hasn't said I've been rejected or declined for the program. Is there still a chance I could get in or will I have to choose between my other acceptances?
#131986 to #131984 - Womens Study Major (05/08/2014) [-]
You may want to contact someone from the website to figure that out. It could be a glitch or something. There's always an email or phone number somewhere for contact.
#131983 - Womens Study Major (05/07/2014) [-]
anybody else drink just to be ale to sleep when they have to be up early?
User avatar #131967 - gandaalf (05/07/2014) [-]
so if we find life on mars or some other fucking planet
and they are exactly like us
they have DNA and shit that we can read
they are literally like us in every single way
would they be humans or aliens
#131988 to #131967 - Womens Study Major (05/08/2014) [-]
We call mexican's illegal 'aliens' and they are human, right?
User avatar #131971 to #131967 - derpityhurr (05/07/2014) [-]
What defines a species is their DNA so if they have practically the same DNA theyd be humans
User avatar #131972 to #131971 - gandaalf (05/07/2014) [-]
duke it out with the paper cut
he disagrees with you
and i hear he insults your mother sometimes
User avatar #131974 to #131973 - iamthepapercut (05/07/2014) [-]
It's true your mother is rather sub-par
User avatar #131975 to #131974 - derpityhurr (05/07/2014) [-]
dude ill smash your head in do you know how jacked i am? holy shit son you did not just say that
User avatar #131977 to #131976 - derpityhurr (05/07/2014) [-]
yes
obv
#131978 to #131977 - iamthepapercut (05/07/2014) [-]
then lets go m8   
   
you and me 1v1   
   
meat me on top of the world trade center, september 11, 2001, at about 8am
then lets go m8

you and me 1v1

meat me on top of the world trade center, september 11, 2001, at about 8am
User avatar #131979 to #131978 - derpityhurr (05/07/2014) [-]
im already there
User avatar #131980 to #131979 - iamthepapercut (05/07/2014) [-]
wow you're fast
User avatar #131981 to #131980 - derpityhurr (05/07/2014) [-]
ye bro my legs are built as fuck aint no skippin leg day nigga
User avatar #131982 to #131981 - iamthepapercut (05/07/2014) [-]
Maybe you should skip leg day

Like just a couple times
User avatar #131969 to #131967 - iamthepapercut (05/07/2014) [-]
If they are like us in every way, they're both. The key to fitting into a species is the ability to exchange genes and/or interbreed. The only requirement to be an alien it to be from another planet
User avatar #131970 to #131969 - gandaalf (05/07/2014) [-]
stfu faggot
you got anal'd
but really , i find this interesting. Thenks
#131963 - icecubeslayer (05/07/2014) [-]
I just got an SKS, and there's some Chinese lettering written on the side.. .anyone want to translate it for me?
This seemed like the best board for this kind of thing...I wrote out the characters so it's easier to read.
#131947 - iamthepapercut (05/07/2014) [-]
Okay, so I go to a bar and meet a guy, one thing leads to another and we end up banging in the bathroom, he cums in my ass and I kind of like it.

It wasn't a gay bar so that's an automatically implied no homo right? So I shouldn't have to tell my girlfriend
User avatar #131964 to #131947 - gandaalf (05/07/2014) [-]
it's only gay if your dicks touch
you're good
it's basically like an anal high five
and you don't tell your girlfriend about high fives
User avatar #131958 to #131947 - Timmietim (05/07/2014) [-]
Depends, did you say no homo? Then it's fine.
User avatar #131966 to #131958 - iamthepapercut (05/07/2014) [-]
Well I mean I thought it was assumed
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