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User avatar #127268 - itotallylold ONLINE (04/13/2014) [-]
Don't know if this is the right place to post this but I have an eBay problem here. I've bid for two items but I want to bid for other things that are ending sooner as well and apparently I can't for some reason. How do I get more bids or at least how do I cancel these bids to bid for the ones ending sooner?

Help appreciated, thank you
#127263 - popnotes ONLINE (04/13/2014) [-]
Not entirely sure if I should post this here, but I need help finding a song.

I remember downloading this from Newgrounds many moons ago, and now I can't find the source. Conveniently, I had the song on my iPod so I dug through the files and found it. Anyone recognize this?

www.mediafire.com/download/2xkrv11rej22cuo/REKF.mp3

The name of the song (as far as I know) Is "R-Y-S-E - Sunryse" but nothing turns up with Google.

Anyone who finds it has my thanks.
User avatar #127269 to #127263 - womanexplain (04/13/2014) [-]
I tried ;_;
User avatar #127270 to #127269 - womanexplain (04/13/2014) [-]
If you have it then at least you can listen to it, right? ;_;
User avatar #127306 to #127270 - popnotes ONLINE (04/13/2014) [-]
That doesn't help anything.
User avatar #127313 to #127306 - womanexplain (04/13/2014) [-]
I'm sorry, I tried ;_;
User avatar #127328 to #127317 - womanexplain (04/13/2014) [-]
Uh I did, I tried shazam, midomi I think it was called and I tried to search the name too... ;_;
#127256 - anon (04/13/2014) [-]
fj enough of your bitch problems, answer this, how do i shot web
#127246 - anon (04/13/2014) [-]
Lol, you guys and your fucking pussy problems.
I'm a 15 year old girl. I have no friends, abusive family. I have shitty fucking health. I can't even fucking breathe properly, I'm always fucking sick, shit immune system. I have not one, but TWO lazy fucking eyes. I don't even have the god damn privilege of eye contact. I just got diagnosed with diabetes, I might even have HIV because of my molester, and I've never even held someone's fucking hand before. And I probably never will, wanna know why?
I'm fucking balding.
You fuckers have it so easy, to have people to talk to, to be able to be fucking normal in public, to not bump into something without a pole connected to your organs send you into a pit of eternal pain. I will never know what it's like to have a friend, or to be in love, or to have a crush on someone because I'm such a fuck up I don't even have the self esteem to have a crush on someone.
User avatar #127321 to #127246 - revengeforfreeze (04/13/2014) [-]
Eh. You may have it worse than me, but not by much. I could tell you the whole story, not much of it is self-inflicted, though, some of it is.
User avatar #127296 to #127246 - usarmyexplain (04/13/2014) [-]
Some women look good bald, it's a bold look.

The pain you feel lets you know you are alive.

Even if you have aids, other people have aids and are not afraid.

Physical exercise helps manage diabetes.

if you are attractive enough for somebody to molest, you are attractive enough for somebody to be attracted to.
#127267 to #127246 - womanexplain (04/13/2014) [-]
Different problems effect different people on different levels of severity.
Lets use two people, person A and person B.
Lets say person A is dumped, as is person B by a girlfriend of 4 years, even though they're going through the same thing, Person A goes into work next week and within the next 2 months begins to date again. However, Person B becomes depressed, misses work for a month and doesn't date for another 2 years. You are in a shitty position, but that does not give you the right to judge other people's problems, especially when the issues that people are posting here are very personal and not their only issues. Some issues you think are just 'bitching' may actually be genuinely affecting the users who post here, so please reflect on your words and whether or not they're appropriate. There is no need to have a competition about whos life is worse, and also, there's nothing wrong with being African American.
Again, I'm sorry about what you're going through.
#127260 to #127246 - anon (04/13/2014) [-]
do you even lift, m8?
#127257 to #127246 - anon (04/13/2014) [-]
Oh, and I forgot to mention. I'm a nigger. So my life fuckin' sucked since day one.
User avatar #127253 to #127246 - makotoitou (04/13/2014) [-]
b7. not even good enough to be b8
User avatar #127251 to #127246 - teoberry (04/13/2014) [-]
bla bla bla im a little bitch bla bla bla you can't have problems because i have problems
bla bla fuck the fuck off
#127249 to #127246 - saltybanana (04/13/2014) [-]
hold up bitch!

just cause your "dying" doesn't mean the whole damn world has to suffer?
i have cousins who are in worse conditions than you. 10billion times worse! like my cousin cant walk or write because she has problems in her brain, she'll never feel a mushroom tip in her vagina, or experience prom? its sad i know, but she's always smiling and laughing. telling me jokes and cheering me up when a relationship doesn't work out for me. honestly i look up to her, cause im always serious and anti-social person, but shes always looking at the bright side in life.

so quit being negative bitch! you're young and retarded. maybe your suffering from being a bitch too.
#127247 to #127246 - anon (04/13/2014) [-]
Give me one fucking reason I should be happy, FJ.
User avatar #127265 to #127247 - popnotes ONLINE (04/13/2014) [-]
nutella
#127245 - vanquishyjs (04/13/2014) [-]
I've known a girl for about half a year now, she had a boyfriend for that period and I've just hung around and not tried anything for that reason, but as a consequence she just saw me as a close friend.

So i told her that I liked her and didn't want to be friends, that she had him so our thing wasn't going to work. That stopped me from falling into the friend-zone, but now I have another problem. 4 or so weeks ago she broke up with him, and she hasn't been dating anyone else. we took a couple of midnight till morning walks, she came over and cooked once but she is still pushing me away when I try to get closer. Is she showing interest or...what is happening? I kind of have an idea, but what do you guys think would be the next best step to go far with her?
User avatar #127301 to #127245 - ScottP (04/13/2014) [-]
Friends aren't bad. They're worth more than girlfriends/boyfriends because they'll be there to help you pick yourself back up once your partner inevitably leaves/vice versa
User avatar #127261 to #127245 - natanhiel (04/13/2014) [-]
that's the friend zone

Congrats you got a friend

Hang out with her while looking for other girls, hopefully she's a good friend
#127248 to #127245 - saltybanana (04/13/2014) [-]
hello sir my name Dr.busting nuts!

lol fuck me rite? jk okay from what im reading your telling me that you are defenetly in the friend zone home boii! why cause like you said you've basically were the third wheel guy. need to show her you got some big ass balls! cause rite now shes looking at you as a "girlfriend" what i mean gf as a really good friend to talk too she sees you as your bff type of dude. next best thing in my opinion is to just dont put her on a pedestal. dont get your hopes too high, cause she might end up going back to her ex. cause ive seen and been thru this many times bro. i dont think she wants to be dating right now, she wants to have fun! go out partying and shit, give her a bomb ass time. dude next thing you'll know is she'll be wanting your seed!


just do that, itll take some time but gotta be patient
User avatar #127239 - terriblytreble (04/13/2014) [-]
ComicExplain, what's a good place to start reading N52?
User avatar #127276 to #127239 - comicexplain ONLINE (04/13/2014) [-]
I suggest from the start! Personally, I love the new 52 Justice League, and if you haven't seen it yet, in Aquaman Vol 7 #6, Mera, Aquaqmans wife, shows just how frightening she can be.

Like Quill down there said, I highly recommend buying the comics at the digital store! They could really use your support.
#127277 to #127276 - terriblytreble (04/13/2014) [-]
Sweet man, thanks for your time!
User avatar #127278 to #127277 - comicexplain ONLINE (04/13/2014) [-]
Just glad to help!
#127271 to #127239 - qill (04/13/2014) [-]
I'm not comic explain, but if you mean The New 52, then I have a pretty decent idea: If you go to the DC digital store, all of the New 52 first issues are about a dollar, so you can pick which ones look interesting, and then just try them out: Continue reading the ones that you like: My suggestions would be Deathstroke, Justice League Dark and maybe some Batman ( Detective Comics, Dark Knight, whatever, they're all pretty decent).
#127273 to #127271 - terriblytreble (04/13/2014) [-]
Thanks man. I've always been a Lantern fan at heart, so I'll start with the Green Lantern, and maybe Flash.
#127275 to #127273 - qill (04/13/2014) [-]
I wish you the best of luck with your reading, good sir
#127272 to #127271 - qill (04/13/2014) [-]
www.readdcentertainment.com/DC-Comics-The-New-52-1s-Now-only-0-99/list/450?list450_pg=2

That's the link to their Digital Store, page 2, because I was browsing.
Everything should be $0.99.

#127232 - anon (04/13/2014) [-]
So this girl texted me and said shes totally horny for me, she sent me nudes but i also have a Gf so i told her i wouldnt reply a pic of myself or do anything with her because i love my gf. Is it wrong to let her send pictures and let her tell me what she wants me to do to her?
User avatar #127305 to #127232 - misticalz (04/13/2014) [-]
tell her to stop
your gf will freak if she finds you didn't tell her to stop
User avatar #127243 to #127232 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/13/2014) [-]
The thing is that having a girlfriend makes you more attractive because girls want what they can't have. It also means that you have some value to the opposite gender. Tell her to stop sending photos before your gf finds out.
User avatar #127221 - whynotzoidberglol (04/13/2014) [-]
Does anybody know where I can watch all the episodes of Simpsons for free? Without viruses, please.
User avatar #127244 to #127221 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/13/2014) [-]
try project free tv
#127234 to #127223 - bandexplain (04/13/2014) [-]
Maybe sometimes people Google their problems and still need help, asshole.
User avatar #127235 to #127234 - makotoitou (04/13/2014) [-]
obviously not in this case
User avatar #127254 to #127235 - whynotzoidberglol (04/13/2014) [-]
Nigga yes this case, every fuckin site I went to, there ads, streaming issues, players wanting me to download some type of program, it's all messed up.
User avatar #127381 to #127254 - heraske (04/13/2014) [-]
>adblock

>pirate bay

>getting a job and buying the seasons yourself.

It's not that hard dude!

Best of luck
User avatar #127294 to #127254 - makotoitou (04/13/2014) [-]
>2014
>wanting a website without any ads at all
User avatar #127218 - megavoir (04/13/2014) [-]
word of advice
never snort iced tea powder. holy fucking shit
User avatar #127322 to #127218 - revengeforfreeze (04/13/2014) [-]
I did something like teoberry, except I think I snorted pepper.... I think I did it for fun and to joke around with my friends, don't quite remember... Why did you do it?
User avatar #127323 to #127322 - megavoir (04/13/2014) [-]
i was bored
User avatar #127240 to #127218 - terriblytreble (04/13/2014) [-]
Snorted salt once. Haven't been able to smell very well since.
User avatar #127226 to #127218 - misticalz (04/13/2014) [-]
Lets do coke together peggy sue.
User avatar #127227 to #127226 - megavoir (04/13/2014) [-]
i'm not buying
User avatar #127220 to #127218 - yodasoda (04/13/2014) [-]
...why
User avatar #127222 to #127220 - megavoir (04/13/2014) [-]
because it doesn't feel good
User avatar #127225 to #127222 - yodasoda (04/13/2014) [-]
oh...i thought it got you super fucking high or something
User avatar #127219 to #127218 - teoberry (04/13/2014) [-]
I once snorted some chilli powder that came with some mesicano candy this girl gave me. It was pretty big pieces and it tore up my nostril lol
User avatar #127213 - benevolentpsycho (04/13/2014) [-]
How can I not be so stressed out from what's going on in Russia? I just want to go back to playing Dragon's Dogma or Fallout without worrying about the whole world nuking each other
User avatar #127280 to #127213 - beatmasterz (04/13/2014) [-]
Just realize that it's probably not going to happen since humans are not stupid. Second thing to realize is that you cannot influence the outcome either ways, so it'd be pointless to ponder about it.
User avatar #127215 to #127213 - makotoitou (04/13/2014) [-]
git gud
#127217 to #127215 - benevolentpsycho (04/13/2014) [-]
So it's not happening
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User avatar #127204 - beatmasterz (04/12/2014) [-]
My body hair sucks. I'm 17 and I have minimum armpit hair, no chest hair, regular pube hair, no beard or mustache growth. And the weird thing is that I have hair on my right thigh but nothing on my left. How the fuck is that even possible?
User avatar #127538 to #127204 - chocolatehotdog (04/14/2014) [-]
17 is young as hell to be worrying about body hair, you still have quite a bit of puberty left to go
User avatar #127324 to #127204 - revengeforfreeze (04/13/2014) [-]
I've had pubes af but I've just grown a skimpy little 'moustache' and I don't grow beard. Do you exercise regularly? I've heard testo can help you there. I have a lot of asshole hair, no idea how to trim... lol, be glad you don't have some of the pubes.
User avatar #127229 to #127204 - awesomerninjathing (04/13/2014) [-]
I've had a mustache and pubes since I was 12 lol
User avatar #127242 to #127229 - teoberry (04/13/2014) [-]
i still remember ur first pube~~~~~~~~
User avatar #127241 to #127229 - teoberry (04/13/2014) [-]
can confirm
User avatar #127212 to #127204 - soupkittenagain ONLINE (04/13/2014) [-]
I know your pain. I'm 19. I've got hair on the lower half of both my calves with slight traces on the upper half. There's some armpit hair and no chest or arm hair. I don't have a beard, and my moustache is barely visible. I also get a random single hair that grows really long on the left side of my face.
User avatar #127207 to #127204 - Nameloc (04/13/2014) [-]
I'm 18.
Just now growing out from 'barely any facial hair' to 'some.' It's noticeable from 5 feet away now.
Chest hair is a no; Happy trail is a yes.
Armpits, yes.
Pubes, too much.
Legs, holy fuck. Thighs, not as much as my shins/ calves. Actually, it's pretty sparse on my thighs.

Anyhow, everyone is different.
Body hair will improve with time. I had friends growing full-fledged neck-beards at 14. Meanwhile it took me until now to get at least some more noticeable hairs on my face.
User avatar #127206 to #127204 - womanexplain (04/12/2014) [-]
If you're worried about it, it may be a testosterone problem, see a doctor.
#127181 - dehumanizer (04/12/2014) [-]
Meanwhile at a UN school in Palestine...
User avatar #127211 to #127181 - finblob (04/13/2014) [-]
infamous second son all over again
User avatar #127183 to #127181 - misticalz (04/12/2014) [-]
Is that the military shooting missiles or is people on a roof throwing down missiles?
User avatar #127199 to #127183 - advicedude (04/12/2014) [-]
It's actually God smiting the underprivileged.
#127184 to #127183 - dehumanizer (04/12/2014) [-]
Jews bombing schools
User avatar #127185 to #127184 - misticalz (04/12/2014) [-]
with what power.
Like what are they shooting ?
#127186 to #127185 - dehumanizer (04/12/2014) [-]
google search
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User avatar #127190 to #127180 - robertolee (04/12/2014) [-]
Wait for a car. I don't like mopeds and I don't many other people do either. I could have got a motorbike myself but instead I waited for a car and I haven't regretted it, although it is fun to ride a motorbike.
#127174 - uniowl (04/12/2014) [-]
A good program for making and editing gifs. I don't care if it costs i'll just buy it.
A good program for making and editing gifs. I don't care if it costs i'll just buy it.
#127201 to #127174 - Nameloc (04/12/2014) [-]
Compiling/ editing .gifs:   
Photoshop - $9.99/ month - www.adobe.com/products/creativecloud/buying-guide.html   
GIMP - Free - www.gimp.org/   
   
Screen recorder:   
Action! - $29.95 - mirillis.com/en/products/action.html   
   
Online tools:   
Bender Converter - benderconverter.com/   
KeepVid - 
			
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Pic related, I recorded it with Action! and converted it to a .gif via Photoshop.
Compiling/ editing .gifs:
Photoshop - $9.99/ month - www.adobe.com/products/creativecloud/buying-guide.html
GIMP - Free - www.gimp.org/

Screen recorder:
Action! - $29.95 - mirillis.com/en/products/action.html

Online tools:
Bender Converter - benderconverter.com/
KeepVid - You need to login to view this link

Pic related, I recorded it with Action! and converted it to a .gif via Photoshop.
User avatar #127264 to #127201 - natanhiel (04/13/2014) [-]
What game is this?
User avatar #127292 to #127264 - Timmietim ONLINE (04/13/2014) [-]
Overgrowth i think
User avatar #127175 to #127174 - nigalthornberry (04/12/2014) [-]
Making=Gifcam,it has some editing but only with the gifs you just made
User avatar #127176 to #127175 - uniowl (04/12/2014) [-]
ty :3
User avatar #127162 - dinosaursinspace (04/12/2014) [-]
I don't expect anyone to reply to this,

How do you know when someone likes you, like really likes you?
I've never been in a situation where I know someone likes me, and if I do get the impression that they do it ends up being that they only like me as a friend and it just makes it awkward between us.

Any advice?
#127250 to #127162 - saltybanana (04/13/2014) [-]
if were talking about girls liking you its sooo simple.

ive been dating alot of girls at my uni lately. best way to tell is when they blush
its tough sometimes cause of all the mascara they wear, but once you get thru that you
can tell so simple.
next is when they're making eye contact with you and they are constantly smiling and laughing at your gay ass jokes.
also the way when they play with thir hair if they have long hair most the time they will do this showing that tey are nervous around you cause they like you

try those out they willl help alot man.
User avatar #127262 to #127250 - dinosaursinspace (04/13/2014) [-]
I would try those if I was a guy, but I ain't

Thanks for the advice anyway
User avatar #127445 to #127262 - saltybanana (04/14/2014) [-]
oooh okay well thats simpkle too home girl

guys tend to stutterer alot which means were nervous

we always tryin g too look good when we go see you

even us guys blush as well
User avatar #127173 to #127162 - chrispoot ONLINE (04/12/2014) [-]
Well, what you could do, is to start talking to a psychologist about your social anxiety, then, get some pills for that.

And after they start working, you're golden, you'll be more attractive beacuse you'll be more confident and more chill.
It did fucking wonders for me ( No pun intented )
User avatar #127164 to #127162 - nigalthornberry (04/12/2014) [-]
It varies from person to person.
User avatar #127161 - oborawatabinost (04/12/2014) [-]
Hey guys.

I've got some pretty severe neck pain. It can't support my head for more than 5 minutes, and resting it doesn't help, no matter how I try to do it.

Anyone else had to deal with this?
User avatar #127202 to #127161 - Nameloc (04/12/2014) [-]
Definitely go to a Chiropractor. They work wonders.

What you have is a serious issue. So if you've got the insurance/ free health care, go to a doctor's/ hospital immediately.
User avatar #127191 to #127161 - robertolee (04/12/2014) [-]
Sounds like a broken neck, think you might be dead. Sorry about that man, wish there was more I could do.
User avatar #127165 to #127161 - nigalthornberry (04/12/2014) [-]
Talk to a doctor
#127157 - anon (04/12/2014) [-]
How do i forget these feelings for her i know ive somewhat moved on and found a girl that likes more of the same stuff but when i look at her(The old one) i get some feelings some of old love some of attraction
User avatar #127252 to #127157 - saltybanana (04/13/2014) [-]
id dumb the chick your with den ahaha im joking dude forget about her! shes history mate. you probably have a beautiful girlfriend waiting to bust your nuts all over her man.
dont worry like myrtille said give your self more time
User avatar #127230 to #127157 - myrtille (04/13/2014) [-]
More time. Distract yourself.
User avatar #127156 - arsenymous (04/12/2014) [-]
All my life Iv'e had this problem with procrastination. I want to work because when I do I am truly happy and when I procrastinate I know what I'm getting is some sort of fake happiness. Right now all i want to do is work on my art, I never put anything out because I always stop midway. I don't know what it is but i get this feeling of anxiety when I work towards my goal. Nothing Iv'e done to help myseslf in the past 4 years has actually helped me. Does anyone have advice? Please.
User avatar #127203 to #127156 - Nameloc (04/12/2014) [-]
Are you afraid that when you work towards your goal, it may end up crashing and failing on you?

Getting past procrastination is a bitch, and I know how you feel.
I dread the thought of opening up my book and learning You need to login to view this link to make my websites functional. Yet when I finally get the slight motivation to peek into the book, I'm suddenly hooked on it and won't stop reading until I've hit my physical limit; because I simply really enjoy working and learning. Then once I finally stop, I never want to go back.
It's tough as nails to get back into it.

I'd advise creating a schedule, but those never work out for me... What I normally do is once I catch onto the fact that I am, indeed, procrastinating, I stop everything I'm doing and force myself to open the book on ASP.NET.

What you really want to do, is break free. Easing yourself into a schedule is pretty hard, especially since you'll more than likely say "Ehh I'll do it in another hour."
Some things you have to drop 'cold-turkey,' and procrastination is definitely it.
User avatar #127214 to #127203 - arsenymous (04/13/2014) [-]
Alright thanks man, glad to hear someone else has a similar problem.
User avatar #127154 - revengeforfreeze (04/12/2014) [-]
I have trouble getting over this chemistry brain thing as I think most people have. I mean, when I think about it actively it kind of makes me grossed out to think I'm the sum of neurochemical interactions. I feel dehumanized, could anyone help me with this...?
User avatar #127231 to #127154 - myrtille (04/13/2014) [-]
If anything, it's humanizing. It's showing your true nature as a human. We aren't like robots or anything, but we do have set functions.
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