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#189108 - sphincterface
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(06/23/2015) [-]
Be honest, guys. Is it weird that I have such a huge bond with my mom? Like, I love my mom, she's been the only parent throughout my childhood who really was there for me. Even when I wasn't even able to comprehend the idea of emotional bonds, when I was even a couple days old, I was already attached to her and refused to let anybody but me hold her. There is honestly a long story behind that too, but basically the result of that whole story was me seeing my mom as the only person who really would help. I have always had this very strong bond with her and even she mentions that although she doesn't want to pick favorites, she would honestly have a dozen of kids just like me....again, is this weird that my mom and I are so close together even though I am doing the whole "responsible, independent adult" kind of stuff?
#189131 to #189108 - advicedude
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(06/23/2015) [-]
I have a close attachment to my mom more than most adults so I see where you're coming from. Just make sure you keep it appropriate.
#189134 to #189131 - sphincterface
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(06/23/2015) [-]
Of course, I'm not like that though.
#189114 to #189108 - sugoi
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(06/23/2015) [-]
Well there is this thing called the Oedipus complex... Basically you love your mom and see your dad as competition, people often misunderstand love for "wanna fuck" but it can be both.
#189132 to #189114 - sphincterface
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(06/23/2015) [-]
I had no idea that was the definition....
#189110 to #189108 - unitedabominations
Reply +1
(06/23/2015) [-]
so are you two gonna bang or what
#189133 to #189110 - sphincterface
Reply 0
(06/23/2015) [-]
Neh..
#189087 - machiavellianhumor
Reply -2
(06/23/2015) [-]
someone answer this with a response i can use to get frontpage of fj
#189109 to #189087 - sphincterface
Reply 0
(06/23/2015) [-]
Don't tell me what to do
#189107 to #189087 - unitedabominations
Reply 0
(06/23/2015) [-]
Giant floppy cock.
#189092 to #189087 - womanexplain
Reply 0
(06/23/2015) [-]
No
#189074 - adrilazzaro
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(06/23/2015) [-]
okay so i went to a party on friday and i got a little drunk and took some shots with a qt one thing leads to another and we're having sloppy sex/touching in one of the rooms. then i hear loud banging and yelling outside. we stop the action, get dressed and head outside and it was only then that i remembered one of my friends (or acquaintances i guess) was totally into this girl and apparently she'd been leading him on. A lot of people have been talking shit about both me and the girl now and i feel incredibly shitty since i even fist bumped the dude a few nights prior for getting a kiss on the cheek from qt3.14 . Ive apologized but he still seems pissed. How should i cope with this? just let time heal it?
#189088 to #189074 - machiavellianhumor
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(06/23/2015) [-]
i mean he's probably more mad you just got it one drunken night while he probably been trying to get in for awhile. He'll cool down if you genuinely apologize. but i guarantee he's more mad at the situation than you. He's probably even madder at himself for not doing it right than anything. so give him some time. apologize. a
#189070 - anon
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(06/23/2015) [-]
Can someone explain this? For some reason I can't call the authorities for anything, it's not like I'm trying to hide something but I can't find the courage to do it. There have been moments where I should have but never did. For example a few years ago we were burning brush to get on the lawn to get rid of it old house we recently moved into out in the country so around 80% of the property was full of dried brush , it was all cut and put into multiple bundles so when we lit one a strong wind came and caught the rest of fire. We had a huge wild fire that kept spreading, I distinctly remember them telling me to go and call the firefighters but I just stood there frozen I kept telling them we can put it out on our own luckily there was a creek just right there. . We did eventually but it would have been smarter just to call in help. Another example; go back a few years again, my brother and his gf were having a domestic dispute and the newborn baby was caught in the crossfire. I was told to call the cops to take her away she WAS pretty crazy, almost hit the baby over the head when she swung a bottle. . Once again I just stood there frozen, kept pleading with them to just calm down, tried to even physically separate them . I never did call the police but called her mom instead who came to pick her up. Do you guys have any idea on whats causing this? I remember back when I was young my mom told me I called the police to help me with my homework.
#189102 to #189070 - dehumanizer
Reply -1
(06/23/2015) [-]
you are autistic
#189089 to #189070 - machiavellianhumor
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(06/23/2015) [-]
same reason guys dont want to ask for directions. once you actually have to ask for help it makes it real. there's official paper, there's documentation it happened. You'd prefer it to be between family cause then there's no official record of it. so you can deny the issue. plus it's probably a public shyness thing. with family you are comfortable. with strangers you probably have some insecurites you gotta work through and git gud with
#189073 to #189070 - sugoi
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(06/23/2015) [-]
I forget the actual term for this kinda thing but it's like, people hype up how it's a really big deal and you can't call the emergency services unless it's an absolute emergency and it's gotten to the point for you where basically nothing is important enough to call emergency services, maybe that can be attributed to your alleged childhood call but I dunno. Maybe you should just go get someone else to call.
#189065 - mondominiman
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(06/23/2015) [-]
Can you refund airline tickets? I want to buy tickets now for a domestic flight when they're still sorta cheap but I want the option to back out and get a refund if an emergency comes up later.
#189090 to #189065 - machiavellianhumor
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(06/23/2015) [-]
depends on the individual airlines policy. just call up a cople to see which offers it
#189086 to #189065 - sineztro
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(06/23/2015) [-]
Think so look up their return policy
#189064 - dvmaster
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(06/23/2015) [-]
So guys, I'm in a bit of an uncomfortable position.

I'm at college and I'm taking this class where we learn how to do PCB's and it needs to be done in teams of two, the first day I didn't knew anybody so I partnered up with the guy next to me, at fist he was OK and generally helpful but for the last two projects I had to all the work by myself and also buy everything, which is kind of expensive and he of course got the grade too.

There's two other projects left and today I found out he didn't do his part, so now I have to stay up all night doing it and making it all by myself.

I think I will have to ditch him and make the last two alone, but I think it would be kind of a dick move to do it. How do I tell him I'm not working with him anymore, and how do I convince my teacher in case he won't let me??

pls help
#189158 to #189064 - kinginthenorthh
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(06/23/2015) [-]
Ask the teacher for a seperate mark
#189093 to #189064 - machiavellianhumor
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(06/23/2015) [-]
get the teacher involved first. if you gotta have partners it's your teachers responsibilty to make sure there are avenues to address this. maybe it's a intervention on the teachers part. I would say give him another chance but if you do that means another project you not sure will be done or not. He had enough chances. this is your grade. You are there to make something of yourself. your goal is to learn and if you have deadweight you gotta cut it. Talk to the teacher. I know being a friend feels good but it holds you back from the real reason you there. its amazin how many people willing to forget their main goal so quickly because a distraction arises. You gotta talk to the teacher
#189066 to #189064 - mondominiman
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(06/23/2015) [-]
Just man up and ask him to do his share of the fucking work and if he refused tell him you'll dump him as a partner and explain everything to the teacher. The teacher HAS to do something about it if he cares about his students maybe he'll give you an extra week or pair you with some other group.
#189069 to #189066 - dvmaster
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(06/23/2015) [-]
Dude I've been asking him to his shit the last two times as well but I didn't really cared because I knew how to do it. I'm not going to ask him a third time.

And the teacher is kind of a dickhead when it comes to the teams and it's very possible that he'll force me to "work" with him anyways.
#189071 to #189069 - mondominiman
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(06/23/2015) [-]
What if you give up on the project as well? Sink your own ship to kill the co-captain
#189057 - spongeychicken
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(06/23/2015) [-]
how do i change my profile background, I haven't been on this site for ages since my comp died and the colours I put it as aren't exactly friendly.
#189059 to #189057 - sugoi
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(06/23/2015) [-]
Go to your profile and right next to your name 3 buttons.
#189060 to #189059 - spongeychicken
Reply 0
(06/23/2015) [-]
cheers
#189032 - Ryu
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(06/22/2015) [-]
Hey i'm in a situation where i'm staying at my aunt's house, she's taken me in and i'm fully compliant with "Her house her rules". I've had a few girls sleep over with there full understanding that I want nothing more than friendship and that if feelings develop that we should cut ties.

She recently told me I'm not allowed to have more than 1 girl over (not as in threesomes but as in only 1 girl can come round). I'm fine with this I just wanted to know others opinions on whether or not I should be allowed more than 1 girl round and if it's wrong in any way for me to do this? (Again i'm not against her in anyway and fully understand if she doesn't want that).
#189094 to #189032 - machiavellianhumor
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(06/23/2015) [-]
a lot of parents give the rule no girls when parents arent home. i suppose you could do it by bringing groups of friends male and female together. then the males happen to stop coming by one by one
#189058 to #189032 - sugoi
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(06/23/2015) [-]
Seems pretty reasonable, a lot of other parental figures would probably ban sleepovers outright, they're probably just trying to prevent you from becoming some kind of gigolo why not sleep over at their house?
#189045 to #189032 - mondominiman
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(06/22/2015) [-]
If you're staying at her house rent free I assume? then you should do exactly what she say's. I mean it is her house and she's doing you a huge favor of letting you stay there. That doesn't mean you don't have to stop seeing other woman but maybe you can stay at their house for the night?
#189033 to #189032 - joshlol
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(06/22/2015) [-]
while living under someone elses roof you abide by their rules whether or not you agree with them

so no one's opinion here, including your own matters
#189034 to #189033 - Ryu
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(06/22/2015) [-]
I understand that, I'm trying to explain why it's OK to my aunt and uncle what I did, but that I still respect there rules which I do. Just don't want them thinking i'm a creep (Which is also why I asked whether it was wrong for me to do it lol)
#189015 - anon
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(06/22/2015) [-]
I had a friend in class earlier this year. We talked laughed and shared everything I even got her kik Even though she never replied unless it was something about school. She had alot of personal issues going on though
I heard her birthday was tomorrow and I wanted to know if I should send her a happy birthday even though she never told me when it was
#189095 to #189015 - machiavellianhumor
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(06/23/2015) [-]
yeah just say you heard her friend mention it in a chat with someone else
#189062 to #189015 - iridium
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(06/23/2015) [-]
If you don't feel like outright saying it, just make it open ended like "Hey I heard it was your birthday tomorrow."
#189046 to #189015 - takemythumb
Reply +1
(06/22/2015) [-]
To me it seems she's not interested in you, else she would actually talk to you.
But hey, feel free to give it a shot maybe the friendship will grow back and maybe more.
I mean you have nothing to lose right..?

Indeed, Justdoit
#189023 to #189015 - nigalthornberry
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(06/22/2015) [-]
Justdoit.webm
#189020 to #189015 - mystacheisop
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(06/22/2015) [-]
Tell her happy birthday if you want, she won't give a fuck. Also stop overanalyzing basic shit.
#189017 to #189015 - dehumanizer
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(06/22/2015) [-]
no eww, get out of here stalker
#189013 - tokazakime
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(06/22/2015) [-]
Hi, guys. I have a situation here. My girlfriend's mom, who is working overseas, called her, telling them that her employer framed her for stealing a huge amount of cash. I don't know why, but my gf's mom told her family that she's planning to kill herself because nothing good ever happens even if she's doing her best for the family. I have already contacted people that may help my gf's mom, including a lawyer and other people that might help. I'm also trying to contact the agency to address the situation but still no response. My only fear is it will tear their family apart. My gf's family doesn't have a father, and only their mom is providing for them. If ever she does commit suicide, I don't know what will happen to them. My gf is the eldest of their family, and we're only students. I can only give comfort and pseudo/quasi advice, but nothing else.

Is there anything else that I can do? Anything at all?
#189096 to #189013 - machiavellianhumor
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(06/23/2015) [-]
you can't always fix a situation. Thats the hardest part of it. if you're a good person you'll probably never listen to that advice and just keep trying to help. short of flying you and her over there there's not much you can do from where you are. if you talk to the mom give her hope things will get better. the possibilites this could turn out that could actually benefit her in the future. maybe she could get a promotion or something once the truth is revealed. idk the situation exactly but try to keep her positive and reassure her. maybe see about gov grants for your gf just in case. and maybe the mom would feel more relieved knowing their daughter was safer
#189047 to #189013 - anon
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(06/22/2015) [-]
Get that bitch to a psychiatrist. Also do fun shit with her to make her happy.
#189016 to #189013 - dehumanizer
Reply -4
(06/22/2015) [-]
Yes my friend. KILL YOURSELF NORMIE SCUM
#189011 - dehumanizer
Reply 0
(06/22/2015) [-]
>MFW this place has become /woman central/
#189021 to #189011 - mystacheisop
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(06/22/2015) [-]
Of course an advice board full of autists would be all about getting a "qt3.4gf"
#189024 to #189021 - dehumanizer
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(06/22/2015) [-]
Not that, there are litteraly disgusting pseudohumans posting here.
#189014 to #189011 - womanexplain
Reply 0
(06/22/2015) [-]
shhh
#189012 to #189011 - joshlol
Reply 0
(06/22/2015) [-]
**joshlol there theres you**
#188998 - watermelloon
Reply 0
(06/22/2015) [-]
heres my question.

my boyfriends car stopped working while it was at my place. i let him use my car for a couple days, then said i wanted it back. he has 2 cars. He then proceeded to carry on and say i dont care about him and that i didnt want to help him out at all. I keep reminding him that, i let him drive it for 3 days, he has 2 cars and I need my car back because its the one i use to go to work in. He thinks i should just use my mothers car, which has ignition problems and sometimes does not start. (where i work i cant get a mechanic to fix it either, i work on a literal restricted island) also he thinks he should be able to borrow it as he will have to catch a train back to his house about an hour away or get someone to come return it with him and drive him home.

am i in the wrong here or what? cos im pissed off at him calling me selfish. I even waited around for the mechanic to come TWICE look at his car, at my house! grrrr.
#189097 to #188998 - machiavellianhumor
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(06/23/2015) [-]
idk why hes keeping the car maybe a alterior motive. but it's your car. you dont have to ask for it. see if you can find out if theres another reason he wants the car, for all you know he's using it to commit crimes and the car wont be tracable to him. get your car back.
#189063 to #188998 - iridium
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(06/23/2015) [-]
He's the user here.

Someone who is in need of a favor should not be pushing that favor.
#189049 to #188998 - fornowjr
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(06/22/2015) [-]
He's wrong. He is being a selfish dude. Forgive me for saying, but he has the mind of a child.
#188999 to #188998 - watermelloon
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(06/22/2015) [-]
oh and ive now been waiting about 5 hours for him to come to my house and give it back and he still hasnt shown up. -.-
#189048 to #188999 - anon
Reply +1
(06/22/2015) [-]
Lol you're gettin used and abused.
#188986 - anon
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(06/22/2015) [-]
Sup advice. So I have a question. Why am I not getting male attention? Before y'all say anything, here's some back story.
I'm 16, 5'9", 160 lbs. I recently lost 50 pounds because I felt shitty both confidence, and health wise. I wouldn't say I'm ugly, but I wouldn't say I'm pretty either. I personally think I'm a 5/10 but I have been told otherwise.
And you could technically say I am getting male attention, but none that would lead to a relationship, which is what I'm looking for.
When it comes to potential boyfriends, I am not picky at all. I'm been so use to being called ugly and gross that I find anything that is mildly attracted to me sexy as fuck.
So please give me some advice. I'm kind of fucking desperate.
#189054 to #188986 - owllynator
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(06/22/2015) [-]
a tall woman, not many of them about, just means you skip having to face big headed small men, look at it as a good thing
#189022 to #188986 - anon
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(06/22/2015) [-]
If you want guys to like you get to a good weight, dress nice, and wear makeup to cover flaws. Also fix hair up. If all else fails just fuck any guy that moves and guys who like passing around sluts will flock to you. If you don't want to go through with that stop giving a fuck about guys liking you and become an actual person with goals other than getting dick
#189010 to #188986 - dehumanizer
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(06/22/2015) [-]
lol giant be gone
#189009 to #188986 - joshlol
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(06/22/2015) [-]
start thinking more higly of yourself
get rid of this "I'll settle for anyone that will take me" idea because
1. you'll only attract the dregs of society that way
2. low self-esteem or being "easy" is an incredibly unattractive trait in a woman
There are plenty of easy slags out there, they're a dime a dozen
be hard to get, and someone more special will pine for you

also get a black turtleneck
girls in black turtlenecks are qt
#189007 to #188986 - Fiction
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(06/22/2015) [-]
It's like womanexplain said, find a way to be happy that doesn't involve a relationship, being in one isn't a guaranteed fix-all-problems thing. Also, you're 16, don't be desperate. You're too young for that shit. Continue to focus on building and improving yourself, and everything else will fall into place in its own time, including relationships.
#188996 to #188986 - herecomesjohnny
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(06/22/2015) [-]
you want physical advice? post a pic and we'll tell you what to arrange. Or ask /fa/, whatever.
#189008 to #188996 - joshlol
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(06/22/2015) [-]
/fa/ is a meme board used to bait gullible people into dressing like autists
#189000 to #188996 - womanexplain
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(06/22/2015) [-]
How about don't do that
#189002 to #189000 - herecomesjohnny
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(06/22/2015) [-]
oh i didn't mean you, do what you please
#189003 to #189002 - womanexplain
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(06/22/2015) [-]
I know you didn't mean me, I meant this girl shouldn't post a picture to have people critique her. She's obviously low on self esteem as it is, she should focus on maintaining a healthy weight, and improving herself positively.
If she wants makeup, fashion and hair advice I will gladly give it to her personally. However I really don't see how a young girl posting an image of herself on a website known for its trolls is a good idea. Especially when dealing with the precious self esteem of a young lady.
#189004 to #189003 - herecomesjohnny
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(06/22/2015) [-]
I said my advice, a few fashion tips never hurt anyone. For all we know she's not ugly at all, criticism is not always negative. Also you're just as much as stranger to her as me, good day.
#189006 to #189004 - womanexplain
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(06/22/2015) [-]
I'm not even saying you would criticize her or be nasty to her, all I'm saying is that for a girl will low self esteem to post her picture on a forum where there are people who could or would be mean is probably not a good idea.
I am by no means saying you have bad intent for this girl, in fact I can see you have the opposite.
#188993 to #188986 - womanexplain
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(06/22/2015) [-]
Bitch get some water because you is thirstaaay.
You're 16, stop being so desperados. I lost 60lbs myself and am still on my weightloss journey. I'M 19 YEARS OLD, 20 IN SEPTEMBER.
I have never had an IRL boyfriend and I've never even kissed someone properly, y'know what? It doesn't matter. If you're desperate you're only setting aside your worth and who you are as a person so you can get a dick in your butt, when that happens who the fuck will care? No one, and who will be left feeling like they just did something to please others and feel more accepted? YOU.
Stop looking to boys as something that will somehow improve your life. If you can't be happy without men, you just aren't happy and that's something YOU NEED TO FIX before even thinking about going into a relationship.
I was a 16 year old girl once, dreaming about some one who'd love me for me and blah blah blah. If I do find someone like that someday, great, however I don't need to think about it now.
STAY IN SCHOOL, FOCUS ON WHAT'S IMPORTANT.
Boys are not the world, no man is God's gift to women... Other than addy chan.
SO PULL UP YOUR SOAKED PANTIES AND THINK ABOUT BETTER THINGS, YOU'RE A BABY STILL.
Pic related: ME BEFORE AND AFTER, I DON'T THINK I'M A GREAT BEAUTY OR ANYTHING BUT I'M NOT BAD I DON'T HAVE BOYS JUMPING SHIT TO FUCK ME. (WELL I DID HAVE ONE BUT I REJECTED HIM BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX FOR LOLS ((((: )
#189081 to #188993 - womanexplain
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(06/23/2015) [-]
adrilazzaro ur cute :^)
#189051 to #188993 - unitedabominations
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(06/22/2015) [-]
I would bang.
#189052 to #189051 - womanexplain
Reply 0
(06/22/2015) [-]
funny cos I wouldn't bang u
#189061 to #189052 - alexanderburns
Reply 0
(06/23/2015) [-]
what about me
#189076 to #189061 - womanexplain
Reply 0
(06/23/2015) [-]
W well...
#189055 to #189052 - owllynator
Reply 0
(06/22/2015) [-]
get rekt
#189053 to #189052 - unitedabominations
Reply 0
(06/22/2015) [-]
I thought this was love
#189056 to #189053 - womanexplain
Reply 0
(06/22/2015) [-]
Soz
#189075 to #189056 - unitedabominations
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(06/23/2015) [-]
baby come back
#189077 to #189075 - womanexplain
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(06/23/2015) [-]
You can blame it all on me
#189078 to #189077 - unitedabominations
Reply 0
(06/23/2015) [-]
we always fight and never love </3
#189079 to #189078 - womanexplain
Reply 0
(06/23/2015) [-]
That's cos we never love and always fight bbe
#189080 to #189079 - unitedabominations
Reply 0
(06/23/2015) [-]
bby u always were deep as fuk
#189082 to #189080 - womanexplain
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(06/23/2015) [-]
I am a good pegger
#189083 to #189082 - unitedabominations
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(06/23/2015) [-]
is that why you call me Peggie?
#189084 to #189083 - womanexplain
Reply 0
(06/23/2015) [-]
No I call you the pegee I am the pegger get it right whore
#189085 to #189084 - unitedabominations
Reply 0
(06/23/2015) [-]
(but that was the joke)
#189091 to #189085 - womanexplain
Reply 0
(06/23/2015) [-]
You joked wrong and I corrected you lick my poo
#189103 to #189091 - unitedabominations
Reply 0
(06/23/2015) [-]
after that can we bang
#189118 to #189103 - womanexplain
Reply 0
(06/23/2015) [-]
o oh
#189124 to #189118 - unitedabominations
Reply 0
(06/23/2015) [-]
b-better than a no
#188995 to #188993 - schurftinator
Reply 0
(06/22/2015) [-]
preach it sister
#189001 to #188995 - womanexplain
Reply 0
(06/22/2015) [-]
You know it <3
#188994 to #188993 - womanexplain
Reply 0
(06/22/2015) [-]
Fiction back me up here boi
#188988 to #188986 - kegget
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(06/22/2015) [-]
Guys don't just go for girls that look pretty, they go for girls that look interesting too. If you don't have a strong identity and style, then you're not going to get much attention from anyone. Yeah they'll find you pretty, but they will want a conversation starter. There's noting hotter than a cute girl with strong interests. Like choobe said, what makes you interesting? Tip: being pretty isn't interesting.
#188987 to #188986 - choobe
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(06/22/2015) [-]
What makes you interesting?
#188975 - wittypotato
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(06/22/2015) [-]
I was really excited about this new car I mightbe buying soon, ( Acura tl 2000, in good condition iy would seem) for 1,000. My mom's reaction is kinda worrying though. She seemed pretty skeptical about it and now I am too. How do I make sure I'm not being ripped off?
#188977 to #188975 - skoldpaddacommala
Reply +1
(06/22/2015) [-]
Did you get the CarFoxFax on it?
How many miles does it have? Did you take it to an auto shop for an inspection yet? That's always a must.
#188966 - Residentpudding
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(06/22/2015) [-]
Went to a party last night, got drunk, and hooked up with this one chick. I remember telling her how I can remember everything that happens when I'm shitfaced, and I would prove it by texting her the next morning all the details of the night. I remember finding out we work in the same building, and she kept saying work was going to be awkward for awhile so I haven't messaged her because of that.

Should I have texted her? Is still too late still? I honestly don't know what the protocol is.
#188967 to #188966 - fukkentyranitar
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(06/22/2015) [-]
You made a promise. Fulfill it.
#188970 to #188967 - Residentpudding
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(06/22/2015) [-]
Alright, I did it. Now we wait.
#189111 to #188970 - hirollin
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(06/23/2015) [-]
are we done waiting?
#189151 to #189111 - Residentpudding
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(06/23/2015) [-]
Yea. Nothing really happened though. We made some small talk, but that was about it.
#188961 - mikimowse
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(06/22/2015) [-]
Tips on memorizing a list of words for an exam tomorrow? The list is of literary terms and stylistic devices for an English exam.
#188964 to #188961 - flufflepuff
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(06/22/2015) [-]
I do it by arranging the first letters of all the words and then making a word out of the rest of them.

Please
Excuse
Nancy's
Idiotic
Shit

P.E.N.I.S.
#188965 to #188964 - mikimowse
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(06/22/2015) [-]
Hue. Sure but doing that with 27 things is kind of hard... just like that penis
#188960 - lolidragon
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(06/22/2015) [-]
I want to visit Limerick, is it really as dangerous as its reputation? Anybody visited Stab City before and can tell me about it?
I want to visit Limerick, is it really as dangerous as its reputation? Anybody visited Stab City before and can tell me about it?
#188997 to #188960 - schurftinator
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(06/22/2015) [-]
I was there and I never knew it was an unsafe place. Wasn't a particularly nice place either though.

Though I have lived in Africa for a while and I might not be too impressed anymore.
For unsafe cities all over the world there are just the same rules; don't do stupid shit, try to stay in a group especially at night, don't act too much like a tourist and wave around your expensive camera and phone and shit, and don't go in bad areas. You should be fine.
#188959 - murrlogic
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(06/22/2015) [-]
I'm bored

Anyone wanna make some extra money drawing me pictures?
#189098 to #188959 - machiavellianhumor
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(06/23/2015) [-]
how much extra money you got to spend?
#189100 to #189098 - murrlogic
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(06/23/2015) [-]
a lot
#189104 to #189100 - machiavellianhumor
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(06/23/2015) [-]
how much is a lot
#189105 to #189104 - murrlogic
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(06/23/2015) [-]
depends how well do you draw
#189106 to #189105 - machiavellianhumor
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(06/23/2015) [-]
i suck at it. but wanna use 20 bucks to get a mfc premium account through my link? keep your money. tip girls to embarrass themselves for entertainment. i just need you to use my link
#188962 to #188959 - mikimowse
Reply 0
(06/22/2015) [-]
What kind of pictures?
#188963 to #188962 - imnotbaisse
Reply +6
(06/22/2015) [-]
pictures of spiderman no doubt
#188953 - joshlol
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(06/21/2015) [-]
Today is Fathers day
I wanted to send my old man a text but he hasn't spoken to me in 3+ years so I doubt he'd give a fuck
probably doesn't even use the same number any more

In other news, if I don't find a job by September I'm pretty much FUCKED
I won't be able to afford car insurance, meaning it will be that much harder to even find a job
I won't be able to afford rent
fuck knows what I'll do
I'm a little worried

Maybe I should just go back into education, pick up another student loan, study forensic computing, maybe even business, I dunno
Maybe I should try my best to find a possible way to study something easy in Norway, but with no money under my belt that's not gonna happen despite how much I'd love to do that

No one wants to employ me because I haven't worked since 2012 and always fuck up during interviews (i.e. I'm not the social butterfly employers love)
Finding it harder to stay motivated
#189101 to #188953 - machiavellianhumor
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(06/23/2015) [-]
lie on your resume. for this purpose. you had a job as a indepentent contractor or some other made up job til a few months ago. you quit cause of some reason that is not related to incompency. like needed to move closer to home or something (dont mention sick relatives though. sick relatives mean unreliable)
#189119 to #189101 - joshlol
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(06/23/2015) [-]
isn't that illegal as fuck?
what if they ask references?
#189121 to #189119 - machiavellianhumor
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(06/23/2015) [-]
literally everyone lies on their resume. honestly. it's not illegal. you can even have a friend pretend to be a owner of a startup you worke for if they need someone to call as reference

i know a girl who got a computer help job who knew bare miniumum tech skills. she does fine at it. after training

so yeah in conclusion. it's done a lot more than you think. of course im in america land of the free home of the brave. idk about your poor country. you can check if you want but no not illegal
#189025 to #188953 - anon
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(06/22/2015) [-]
Step 1. Make goals
Step 2. Start lifting
Step 3. Get more sleep
Getting better at little things in life adds up to confidence.
Use this confidence to stop being a little bitch
#189019 to #189018 - joshlol
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(06/22/2015) [-]
hahahaha
#189030 to #189028 - dehumanizer
Reply 0
(06/22/2015) [-]
wtf good job fj, just glitch my shit up
#189027 to #189019 - anon
Reply 0
(06/22/2015) [-]
i feel like that every time i try to play a custom brood war campaign
#189026 to #189019 - anon
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(06/22/2015) [-]
i feel like that every time i try to play a custom brood war campaign
#188980 to #188953 - larrynonymous
Reply 0
(06/22/2015) [-]
Do more education. In the end it's all for nothing.
#188973 to #188953 - skoldpaddacommala
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(06/22/2015) [-]
What kind of jobs are you applying for; what experience do you have?
Going back to school would seem like a smart move, but I'm not sure how loans and grants work for students over in Euroland.
If your dad doesn't want to be a part of your life, then forget about him! You don't need him, bro. The less you focus on him and the more you focus on bettering yourself the better. Trust me.
Stay strong lil nigga, you can do it
#188954 to #188953 - assyria
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(06/21/2015) [-]
sell crack to british youth
#188952 - owllynator
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(06/21/2015) [-]
i saw someone else mention this, but 7cupsoftea.com is really good for helping you feel better, so please have a look if you arent feeling too happy!