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#193232 - insominus
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(08/05/2015) [-]
Technical advice: I have this really dank mp4 I want to upload but FJ says the resolution is incorrect, this is a problem because there is no visual in the mp4, just audio, how do I fix this?

Also I need some good video editing software, any advice?
#193250 to #193232 - confusedasian
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(08/05/2015) [-]
www.lwks.com/

I used it. Great.
#193252 to #193250 - insominus
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(08/05/2015) [-]
Works great, thank you
#193231 - kokicakokos
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(08/05/2015) [-]
Quick...alcoholism. how fix
#193286 to #193231 - tisjunkisdamnfunny
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(08/06/2015) [-]
dude... im sorry but there is no fix to this. it's all on you. im only 20 and have been drinking since i was a kid and in and out of treatment centers. i go to AA every week. i wish i could tell you im sober but in reality i cant last more than a few days without a drink.
heres my peace. examine whether or not you are functioning in and outside your alcoholism. if it affects your daily life then you have to get sober. you can delay it like me but it only gets worse. hope i could relate if anything. good luck.
#193240 to #193231 - assyria
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(08/05/2015) [-]
talk to that hippie you knew in high school and ask him for some LSD
#193236 to #193231 - plantain
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(08/05/2015) [-]
Alcoholics Anonymous is probably a better resource/guidance counselor than Funnyjunk.
#193237 to #193236 - kokicakokos
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(08/05/2015) [-]
Not for me brah but ty
#193238 to #193237 - plantain
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(08/05/2015) [-]
I guess you could ask your family and friends to help you. My grandfather quit smoking entirely one day, which he'd been doing for over 40 years, without any help, so I think you can probably pull it off.
#193239 to #193238 - kokicakokos
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(08/05/2015) [-]
I dont have problems with addicttions and i dont understand how do they even develop but one of my family members said he/she would stop but is in bed right now passed out like a shit
#193241 to #193239 - assyria
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(08/05/2015) [-]
generally there's two types of addiction: mental and physical
mental is often things like weed or for some alcoholics. they think "i need this, i need this, i want a blunt now" or "i need a drink". this is also usually the case with the people who aren't alcoholics but still drink several beers everyday. it's more a problem of self-control. they could stop, but they just won't.

physical addiction is usually with harder drugs like heroin and pills. the user eventually needs the drug in their system to function at all. if they don't use, they usually spend the next month curled up in the fetal position in extreme pain. trust me, you'd rather kill yourself than go through it.

although, addiction can happen for any reason. it can be genetic, it can be an emotional or a mental problem.
#193225 - anon
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(08/05/2015) [-]
My ex was flirting with other people and she pressured me make me to say "I love you" constantly. I WANT to take it back because I broke up with her after I caught her cheating and now she's spamming me with "I love you" messages. She's far away from me now but, the next time she does should I just flat out say that I didn't love her back? It takes a while for me to fall in love with someone and we only dated for one month so I didn't feel right saying it.

I know I shouldn't have been surprised that she cheated. When I caught her flirting the first time I told her to stop and when she didn't all those extra days were spent with me thinking about how I should explain that I wanted to break things off. It's the "I love you" thing that bothers me.
#193290 to #193225 - itszyzzbrah
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(08/06/2015) [-]
Make it clear that you are only interested in her as a fuck buddy from that point.
For relationships, only look for girls with integrity, she has none.

Hook up with her, but dont do a relationship with her.
#193257 to #193225 - delphine
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(08/05/2015) [-]
BLOCK HER. She is crazy.
#193253 to #193225 - whathaveyoudone
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(08/05/2015) [-]
tell her to fuck off
#193234 to #193225 - misticalz
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(08/05/2015) [-]
Motherfucker
yes you say you don't love her
fuck her, she cheated.
#193233 to #193225 - serhiy
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(08/05/2015) [-]
#193254 to #193233 - anon
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(08/05/2015) [-]
gf made me say I love you
didn't feel right saying it but did it anyway
gf started flirting with everyone
told her to stop
she didn't
need to think of a way to break up with her
go to tell her
found that she cheated
do I take back saying "I love you" to her?
#193255 to #193254 - serhiy
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(08/05/2015) [-]
i don't think she'll care, you have make her jealous in the first place, by meeting other girls and getting fit, only then you can tell her to fuck off, when she inevitably comes crawling back
#193256 to #193255 - anon
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(08/05/2015) [-]
She came crawling back about 4 or 5 days ago. Spamming with "I love you" and "go out with me" messages
#193292 to #193256 - serhiy
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(08/06/2015) [-]
then its the right time to tell her to fuck off
#193224 - arenaferox
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(08/05/2015) [-]
Anyone got the pic where the guy is carving XD into his face and the gif where the XD is shaking and is all red and shit?
#193226 to #193224 - headlessmamii ONLINE
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(08/05/2015) [-]
Is this it?
#193227 to #193226 - arenaferox
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(08/05/2015) [-]
yes and I found the other one so danke
#193228 to #193227 - headlessmamii ONLINE
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(08/05/2015) [-]
#193221 - lovepain
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(08/05/2015) [-]
i have a 172cm width window that i want wooden blinds fo. Do i buy a 160cm width blind? because i cant find a 170cm width , only 160 and 180... can anyone help?
#193249 to #193221 - anon
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(08/05/2015) [-]
Buy both ask for return policy return the one you don't like
#193220 - anon
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(08/05/2015) [-]
Which is more practical to learn how to defend and fight for yourself, martial arts or boxing?
#193344 to #193220 - darkbladept
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(08/06/2015) [-]
Martial arts,but don't go with capoeira or that shit,go with something practical like MMA.
#193300 to #193220 - icefried
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(08/06/2015) [-]
a gun.
#193279 to #193220 - shyyguy
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(08/06/2015) [-]
Watch movies and TV shows.

If you get in a situation where you need to defend yourself, remember that there are no rules. Depends on the seriousness, but eye-gouging is effective in drastic situations.
#193269 to #193220 - alexanderburns
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(08/06/2015) [-]
why not both
#193242 to #193220 - awesomerninjathing
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(08/05/2015) [-]
krav maga
#193230 to #193220 - hirollin
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(08/05/2015) [-]
combine both with kickboxing. problem solved.
#193222 to #193220 - dreygur
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(08/05/2015) [-]
I think Boxing needs more training to utilize properly, unlike martial arts where you just need to know the human body's weaknesses. Don't take my word for it, though.
#193223 to #193222 - dreygur
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(08/05/2015) [-]
And by training I mean getting swole.
#193219 - womanexplain
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(08/05/2015) [-]
Hiya
#193270 to #193219 - alexanderburns
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(08/06/2015) [-]
My advice is to run at least three times a week
#193303 to #193270 - womanexplain
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(08/06/2015) [-]
Wat
#193324 to #193303 - alexanderburns
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(08/06/2015) [-]
This is an advice board
#193390 to #193324 - womanexplain
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(08/07/2015) [-]
But I run more than three times a week? Are you saying I'm overweight? D: I'm actually a very active person, I average out 20,000 steps a day on my Fitbit...
#193393 to #193390 - alexanderburns
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(08/07/2015) [-]
It's my go-to general advice for everybody.
#193396 to #193393 - womanexplain
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(08/07/2015) [-]
Running isn't even the best exercise per se for an individual D:
#193397 to #193396 - alexanderburns
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(08/07/2015) [-]
it's the best exercise for everyone
#193399 to #193397 - womanexplain
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(08/07/2015) [-]
No it isn't... For me personally I don't have the body of a runner, so I tend to prefer other methods of cardio, I run so that I just can more than anything.
#193400 to #193399 - alexanderburns
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(08/07/2015) [-]
ok so It's for everyone who isn't fat gaystupid ugly dumb
#193403 to #193400 - womanexplain
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(08/07/2015) [-]
That's not very nice, I'm none of those things
#193406 to #193403 - alexanderburns
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(08/07/2015) [-]
pics
#193422 to #193406 - womanexplain
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(08/08/2015) [-]
Taken tonight
#193427 to #193422 - alexanderburns
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(08/08/2015) [-]
best colour eyes but would not do
#193484 to #193427 - womanexplain
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(08/09/2015) [-]
Oh why
#193421 to #193406 - womanexplain
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(08/08/2015) [-]
Took at the bean in Chicago less than a week ago
#193426 to #193421 - alexanderburns
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(08/08/2015) [-]
which bean
#193485 to #193426 - womanexplain
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(08/09/2015) [-]
Chicago bean
#193381 to #193324 - advice
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(08/07/2015) [-]
lol but your advice was fitness-based tho
#193235 to #193219 - misticalz
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(08/05/2015) [-]
WHATS A TIDDIE?
#193251 to #193235 - womanexplain
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(08/05/2015) [-]
A boob
#193217 - cthumoo
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#193215 - imnotbaisse
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#193207 - anon
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(08/05/2015) [-]
there's a cute exchange student who lives on my floor. He always smiled at me but we never really talked, yesterday saw him carrying some beat up looking banana so I told him he had a nice one and he offered to give me his other banana and we traded numbers. Should I get this banana? He'll be gone next year so idk.
#193212 to #193207 - imnotbaisse
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(08/05/2015) [-]
bananas usually rot pretty quick, from how you described it that banana will probably be mushy or even moldy by years end so i would act sooner than later.
oh and you should fuck him too
#193216 to #193212 - anon
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(08/05/2015) [-]
he does have a fucking killer smile, just thinking about it...
#193210 to #193207 - dreygur
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(08/05/2015) [-]
Potassium is good for you, so do it.
#193185 - darksideofthebeast
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(08/05/2015) [-]
So I'd been taking morphine for a bit, I quit on saturday for a drug test (and I'm also quitting it in general) and I'm going tomorrow for the drug test, do you think it will show up?
anybody here know about this shit or nah?
#193218 to #193185 - serhiy
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(08/05/2015) [-]
go to a sauna and sweat it out.
#193195 to #193185 - assyria
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(08/05/2015) [-]
sounds like you're fucked to me bro.
how much did you use in how long
#193196 to #193195 - darksideofthebeast
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(08/05/2015) [-]
About 30mg's er for like, 3 weeks to a month. I quit for a bit then started them again.
Also, this is just some routine drug test for my doctors, so I don't have to get it tomorrow, I just planned for it tomorrow.
Everywhere I read, it said 2-5 days, but a lot of variables to it and one is hydration level.
From my medicine, I don't drink much water and I get kinda dehydrated easily, so I know that's not going for me.
#193199 to #193196 - assyria
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(08/05/2015) [-]
also dawg unless you're underage and your parents are still involved in your doctor appointments, it's not needed to quit. doctors won't call the cops and tell them they have a tweaker in their hospital.
there's one person you shouldn't lie to, and that's your doctor.
#193197 to #193196 - assyria
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(08/05/2015) [-]
how often were you doing the mor30s?
there's a good chance you'd fail just because you last used 3 days ago. in general you want to quit 5-7 days ahead for smack and mack.
if you chugged a few gallons of water in the past few days you might be good
#193201 to #193197 - darksideofthebeast
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(08/05/2015) [-]
One thing I do know, my other doctor before I moved, he did tests and never made mention of any of it, and at the time, I was using benzos, opiates and weed.
Now it's just opiates here and there (although quite a bit lately, as I told you)
so I really don't know what my doc would do, but I really just don't wanna get a positive either...
#193200 to #193197 - darksideofthebeast
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(08/05/2015) [-]
Oh, daily.
But I last used them friday night. I haven't been chugging water, no. My medicine makes me not drink much water or eat much (stimulants) so that's kinda bad.
I can push this test off for a while, it doesn't matter, I just wanna get it over with.
plus, yes... i am underage, turn 18 in jan
Also, I don't act strangely, I'm not a full blown drug addict (although I am addicted and was addicted to a lot of things, I don't appear to be that type of person to most people)

I know they won't call the cops either. But I kinda need my medicine right now (actually helps and I don't abuse it) because I'm looking for a job and trying to go into community college maybe in the near future...
So I know they won't call the cops, I'm not worried about that. I'm worried about having to go through some stupid shit and have them teach me about addiction and not give me my medicine..

The biggest reason I'm worried, I live in heroin city in my state, I don't want my doctor thinking that I'm gonna get into heroin or some shit cause I already do morphine.
Fuck that, but my doctor doesn't know that, nor would they condone opiate use anyway...
#193202 to #193200 - assyria
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(08/05/2015) [-]
they'll be cool if you make them be cool, basically. my doctor knows more about my personal life than anybody else. i tell him every drug i've done in the past week and what i'm on now, because it helps me get more appropriate treatment, and it's for my safety.
if anyone tries to tell me about the dangers of the marijewanas or recommend methadone, i just tell them, "i appreciate the help, but i'm not interested right now" and continue the appointment

my personal advice would be to quit opiates, or get a regulated prescription if you actually do medically need them. a prescription isn't much better, but at least you won't be eating large amounts of morphine everyday.
what do you pays for the 30s? 15 bucks? that's 105 bones a week you're blowing on morphine. buy yourself a Q of bud and a 12 pack of beer
#193203 to #193202 - darksideofthebeast
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(08/05/2015) [-]
I'd rather not say how I get them, but I don't pay...
And I do kinda need them, I mean, obviously isn't the reason I take them, but it's a reason.
I broke my tailbone in 2012ish and everytime I sit down, this shit hurts all the time and makes it hard to stand up after it or move positions...
Hurts like a bitch, even with painkillers.
But yea, I know what you mean, I am trying to quit them and I have actually cut back on a lot of stuff I did.
I don't trip anymore, I quit benzos, I quit weed, I quit abusing stimulants, I quit opiates for a while (shit's so hard to quit) but other than that, it's not terrible.
I can go without it cause I feel fine when I don't have it, no withdrawal or any of that shit, but it's more of a self control thing, I can get it at any time, so it's hard for me to not say yea...
And yes, I do fully blame that on myself.
But like I said, I do actually have a legitimate reason (though not why I take it) for why I would actually need it...
But in my state, heroin is so bad that I would never get something for it and I've taken muscle relaxers too and they don't do shit...
but just out of curiosity, what do you mean "they'll be cool if you make them be cool"? Like, I sort of understand, but it's hard to grasp that... I mean, I've shown my doc that I don't abuse my own medicine and I was always honest with most of the drugs I took (Besides ones that I thought were a bit much to tell..) and I always get my medicine filled only on time...
#193204 to #193203 - assyria
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(08/05/2015) [-]
id recommend going to your doc if you really have pain problems. theyll probably give you 5/325 and youll be set.

i know what you mean with the whole quitting shit. my buddy just got out of the withdrawals from quitting smack. anyone who lives through that has my respect.

by that i mean be strict about them talking to you and all that. if they say something about it, tell them you're not interested in listening right now and you'll keep an open ear for when you are ready. don't let them keep mentioning it, just shut them down every time.
i did this with my general practicer and my doctor now respects my wishes, unless he thinks i'm in extreme or immediate danger. a while ago my doctor told me he didnt like MDMA because it was rumored to have caused a bunch a string of deaths around the country at that time, and even though i admitted to doing it regularly, he only mentioned it when he thought i was in danger of neurotoxicity after a week long binge of molly.
#193178 - anon
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(08/05/2015) [-]
How skinny is too skinny? My mom makes comments every so often about my body and how skinny I am. She hadn't done it for awhile and then yesterday she said "I don't know how you could get any thinner, you get thinner and thinner every day," and then said something about how it looks like I'm wasting away. It makes me feel extremely insecure about my body and I'm just wondering if she has a point.
#193179 to #193178 - anon
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(08/05/2015) [-]
I don't mind posting a pic if it's necessary
#193182 to #193179 - anon
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(08/05/2015) [-]
post them
#193180 to #193179 - welliguessitsaname
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(08/05/2015) [-]
Give us your height/weight
#193181 to #193180 - gabsmatags
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(08/05/2015) [-]
5' 1" and about 98 lbs
#193243 to #193181 - awesomerninjathing
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(08/05/2015) [-]
you're healthy for how tall you are

but aww you're so small it's adorable
#193329 to #193243 - gabsmatags
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(08/06/2015) [-]
Thanks I guess? Never knew small was a good thing.
#193498 to #193329 - awesomerninjathing
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(08/09/2015) [-]
why wouldnt small be a good thing
#193186 to #193181 - darksideofthebeast
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(08/05/2015) [-]
That's not terrible for 5'1", but I'd say that's like a cut off...
I'm 6'3 and weight 220ish, so you can kinda see a big difference.
If I was you, I'd try to get in around 105-110 if you can.
#193189 to #193186 - gabsmatags
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(08/05/2015) [-]
The highest weight I ever hit was about 110-115 back when I was about 16 and I bottomed out at 90 less than a year later because of depression and shit. I've barely hit 100 on my best days since then. I don't know how much bigger I should be but I don't seem to be getting any bigger than I am now and it really sucks to hear my mom call me skeletal and whatnot.
#193191 to #193189 - darksideofthebeast
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(08/05/2015) [-]
Get some protein shakes, man. They taste delicious with milk and you'll bulk up in no time, at least 5 pounds in 2 weeks if you're drinking 'em daily.
And they give you a shit ton of energy too, so you'll feel more awake and focus as well.
Try it, 98lbs doesn't sound too good, but you're 5'1 and IDK much about BMI to say if that's terrible or not, but it sounds quite a bit underweight.
#193192 to #193191 - welliguessitsaname
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(08/05/2015) [-]
It actually is the highest BMI he could have that's still underweight.
#193193 to #193192 - gabsmatags
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(08/05/2015) [-]
I'm a female if that makes a difference?
#193198 to #193193 - welliguessitsaname
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(08/05/2015) [-]
I don't think so but I'm not a doctor.
#193183 to #193181 - welliguessitsaname
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(08/05/2015) [-]
I assume you're the same guy sooo

You're skinny, yeah, but you don't have anything to worry about unless you're losing weight. I'd say bulk up a bit though. Ideally you should weigh a little more.
#193188 to #193183 - gabsmatags
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(08/05/2015) [-]
Yeah, forgot to log in. The highest weight I ever hit was about 110-115 back when I was about 16 and I bottomed out at 90 less than a year later because of depression and shit. I've barely hit 100 on my best days since then. I don't know how much bigger I should be but I don't seem to be getting any bigger than I am now and it really sucks to hear my mom call me skeletal and whatnot.
#193177 - christchan
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(08/05/2015) [-]
Good evening everyone. I've been feeling kinda down in the dumps lately.

I just see a lot of people that have girlfriends and boyfriends, both online and offline. I just moved across the country to this town and I work 40 hours a week. I've been here for 2 years now, but haven't really found anyone to hang out with. I've just been kinda lonely.

Tips for helping me find new people to talk to in my area? I know, join clubs and stuff. This town has 15k people. It's not exactly full of people.
#193205 to #193177 - anon
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(08/05/2015) [-]
Only 15k? Is there even a restaraunt there? Fuck man, do they have like a career center or a ymca or something that has comunity activities? I don't see how you could manage to do stuff though. After 40 hours a week I sleep for a weekend so i can do it all again. The last thing I want to do when i get home from work is go out again.
#193184 to #193177 - whathaveyoudone
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(08/05/2015) [-]
why dont you try with your co-workers?
#193187 to #193184 - christchan
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(08/05/2015) [-]
Wouldn't that seem kinda weird? A 20 year old asking to hang out with 17/15 year olds?
#193244 to #193187 - awesomerninjathing
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(08/05/2015) [-]
where do you work
#193246 to #193244 - christchan
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(08/05/2015) [-]
local resturant.
#193247 to #193246 - awesomerninjathing
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(08/05/2015) [-]
i don't believe that everyone who works there is under 18 years old
#193248 to #193247 - christchan
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(08/05/2015) [-]
That's cool that you don't believe me, but why would I lie about it in the first place?
#193190 to #193187 - whathaveyoudone
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(08/05/2015) [-]
maybe but if you have fun who cares?
#193173 - crimsonhazzard
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(08/05/2015) [-]
A LOT of you guys have been cheated on, by reading through here. This might explain the rampant misogyny on here.
#193206 to #193173 - ohhh
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(08/05/2015) [-]
Never stop.
Never stop.
#193174 to #193173 - confusedasian
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(08/05/2015) [-]
Ha. I've never been cheated on because I never had a girlfriend.
#193163 - misticalz
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(08/04/2015) [-]
Anyone have experience with DHL?
How is shit delivered?
Door?
Community Post box?
House Mailbox?
HIdden in yard?
My product was 50 dollars, do I need to sign?

It says on the traceit web portal that it's at my house, atleast on the google map.
#193245 to #193163 - awesomerninjathing
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(08/05/2015) [-]
DHL is pretty shit
#193259 to #193245 - misticalz
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(08/05/2015) [-]
will post pic on insta soon
#193260 to #193259 - awesomerninjathing
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(08/05/2015) [-]
y not just link me pleb
#193263 to #193262 - awesomerninjathing
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(08/06/2015) [-]
oh i know these

ur such a weeb
#193264 to #193263 - misticalz
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(08/06/2015) [-]
NO
#193266 to #193265 - misticalz
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#193261 to #193260 - misticalz
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(08/06/2015) [-]
tru
#193258 to #193245 - misticalz
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(08/05/2015) [-]
yeah
I got my shirt tho
#193162 - dartherr
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(08/04/2015) [-]
Hello fellow Funnyjunkers, I'm in need of some advice/insights. Tomorrow this girl I'm dating is coming over to my 'kot' in Bruges I'm from Belgium (sort of like a dormroom but more privacy in mostly houses). I've got it all planned out, we are going to a fries-museum, on a walk or biketrip and then I have a surpise diner waiting for her on my 'kot', a good friend is going to cook for us (he just graduated the top cookingschool in Belgium, so it should be good). (I have 3 rooms at my disposal; my dormroom, a kitchen as big as in a normal house, and a unused dormroom where we'll eat.)

It's the third date we're doing (1date/week) and we've been texting regularly. It's going really well, we haven't kissed yet because she's just out af a previous relationship, and she hinted that she's ready for more (I asked if she's one of those girls that thinks that the guy should initiate all the 'firsts' in a relationship. She said no but that there are some the guy should do first and I had to figure it out for myself which those are.)

Now here's the problem; I've been planning this whole thing out for a couple of days and wanted to kiss her tomorrow (Bruges is almost the perfect spot for such things) but since this morning I'm feeling a bit sick, I think I've caught the common cold (Mid-summer, fuck me...). Now what should I do, should I still kiss her, postpone it or just say 'If I was feeling better I would kiss you right now.' and see what happens. (She knows I'm feeling a bit ill today)

Tl;dr: should I kiss the girl I've been dating (first kiss) even though I might have the common cold?

Any advice will be appreciated.
#193176 to #193162 - hirollin
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(08/05/2015) [-]
i laughed literally the entire time while reading this.

"Hello fellow funnyjunkers" (pushes up glasses)
#193209 to #193176 - dartherr
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(08/05/2015) [-]
Fuck off dude. People come here for advice, not to be laughed at. If you have nothing of valuable to say, why say anything at all?

"Omg better laugh at this person who asks for advice. That'll teach him"
#193175 to #193162 - confusedasian
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(08/05/2015) [-]
Ew, don't. 1. That's gross. 2. If she gets sick, it's your fault. Just get better. If it is just a cold do what I do, take nyquil before bed and you'll wake up better. I don't know what it is, but nyquil works really quickly for me and pretty much my family. You could be the same.
#193164 to #193162 - misticalz
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(08/04/2015) [-]
If she likes you a lot, she shouldnt mind

Never tell a girl you wanted to kiss her, or say youre about to kiss her.
It should be spontaneous
#193168 to #193164 - dartherr
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(08/04/2015) [-]
Yeah, but if I do it spontanious and she does mind, she'll be sick. If I say itthen at least she has a choice.
#193169 to #193168 - misticalz
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(08/04/2015) [-]
just dont tell her ?
People dont suspect kisses to make them sick
shell probably think its a mid summer thing too
#193208 to #193169 - dartherr
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(08/05/2015) [-]
Ok, thanks. Luckily I'm feeling a lot better today, I think I sweat it all out over night.
#193154 - liltwista
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(08/04/2015) [-]
One of my friends is experiencing depression and I don't know how to counter it... any advices plis?
#193160 to #193154 - anon
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(08/04/2015) [-]
just listen to them. check in on them frequently and ask how they're doing. however, if they don't want to talk, don't push it. remind them as frequently as you can that you care about them. the hardest thing about depression is the paranoia. you begin to feel like everyone doesn't care about you or is out to get you. hope that helps
#193161 to #193160 - iliekcereal
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(08/04/2015) [-]
forgot to log in, sorry
#193170 to #193161 - liltwista
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(08/04/2015) [-]
Thanks, I just wanted to reply to inform you that I have seen your comment
#193147 - jimmyprice
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(08/04/2015) [-]
i start college in a little over a week and cant afford my text books does anyone know a good trustworthy website i can download them for free?
#193211 to #193147 - dudeheit
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(08/05/2015) [-]
Well isn't there a library at your uni where you can borrow some books? I'm 2 years in university right now and only bought myself one book, which was sadly bad invested money, but the rest was always available at the library. Well not allways, but I never had problems so far. Of course it matters on what you are studying and what kind of prof you have.
#193151 to #193147 - confusedasian
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(08/04/2015) [-]
Hit me up with that if you find one.


Also, I would advise against getting them actually until you talk to your professor. If it's like general ed (writing and things like that) I would say you don't need them. Except for math. All of my classes (that didn't have anything to do with my major/math) thus far didn't really use the text book. Even then, we didn't need the textbook. We needed the online code that came with the textbook.

But yeah, just ask your teacher. I had an economics textbook cost $200. My professor said that while it does make things easier, we didn't need it because he basically outlined the entire thing already. All we needed to do was fill in the blanks and he tells us what we need to fill in as he teaches the class. He told me that, I immediately returned my book when I got the chance.
#193153 to #193151 - confusedasian
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(08/04/2015) [-]
By the way, I past his class with just his outline pretty easily.
#193152 to #193150 - jimmyprice
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(08/04/2015) [-]
thanks a ton
#193130 - anon
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(08/04/2015) [-]
I have a bit of a problem.
I burp a lot.
Like, a lot.
Burping like 10 times every minute kind of a lot.
It started when I was seventeen and it's been around for a year. My brother told me he has it too, but he doesn't know what's causing it either.
My chest gets pains if I stop burping for a long while.
#193137 to #193130 - shaunata
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(08/04/2015) [-]
I remember watching some show, mystery diagnosis I think, this man couldn't stop belching, and the reason for that was is he had stress, and the way he expressed his stress was through belching. Check it out sometime it could be the answer you are looking for.
#193132 to #193130 - captainfuckitall
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(08/04/2015) [-]
That seems like something you should see a doctor about, old top.

All I know is that burping/farting can be caused by excess air in the body.
#193127 - nigerianprince
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(08/04/2015) [-]
How many here have been cheated on? Share your stories and outcomes. Here's my story.

Ive been dating a girl for 2.5 years, we are madly in love with each other, everything is absolutely fucking perfect. About 4months ago things start to get a bit rocky, getting into little arguments about stupid things, getting a little annoyed by each other at times, and also maybe even getting a bit bored of each other. Out of no where, my gf tells me she cheated on me. Full on prostitute style, went to his dorm fucked him and left. My heart was broken, but i just didn't have it in me to leave her, i still loved her to death; she kept telling me how she loves me even more after that experience and that she will never do it again. I believed her. But ever since that incident, things haven't really been the same, the trust just wasn't there anymore, and it felt like our connection was getting a bit hazy. Fast forward to yesterday night, she comes over for a sleepover, were having fun watching a movie, we start having sex, and in the middle of it she starts telling me shes getting anxious and sweaty and wants to stop. She goes and takes a shower to cool off, meanwhile i search her phone because i keep seeing her hide snapchats from me, i read a snapchat conversation shes having with her "friend" about how last nights sex was great and i love being with you and all this shit. Right as she walks out of the shower i tell her to get the fuck out of my house and get the fuck out of my life. Now i'm sitting here, feeling like half my inside were torn out. I feel so empty and lonely, but i know it was the right decision, especially because i'm only 18. Share your stories, i want to see if things get better and how quickly they get better after something like this.
#193144 to #193127 - anon
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(08/04/2015) [-]
i was with a girl for 1 year and had to leave the state for 1 month. when i came back she was avoiding me, later i knew she met a guy in a club and started dating so i stopped trying to talk to her and forget her. 3 months later she calls me i tell me that she was busy and now we can resume our relationship and act like she didnt cheat on me and she's gonna die without me.
#193148 to #193144 - nigerianprince
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(08/04/2015) [-]
What did you do? Did you get back with her?
#193156 to #193148 - anon
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(08/04/2015) [-]
of course not, i told her she was a colosal whore and didnt want to know anything about her
#193157 to #193156 - anon
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(08/04/2015) [-]
I dont take it too well when someone betrays me even in menial things like games and stuff
#193158 to #193157 - nigerianprince
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(08/04/2015) [-]
Good stuff, ill most likely do something similar if she tries to crawl back to me. Maybe id just fuck her a few times first for shits n giggles
#193136 to #193127 - lovepain
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(08/04/2015) [-]
Youre strong willed person. Dont think i could emotionally take such a blow.

In a simular story to yours however i was the cheater although i never had any sexual contact. I was young at the time and it was a huge learning curve. I wouldnt never ever do it again as i didnt understand how to fully respect/treat a lady back then.

She will need you before you need her.

Keep strong mate
#193128 to #193127 - iliekcereal
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(08/04/2015) [-]
I don't know if I've been cheated on, but I have a fairly similar story to yours I guess

I was with my last girlfriend for a year and a half. She was my best friend before we started dating, and the first two and a half months of our relationship was a happy time for me. then her ex came back into the picture. i had spent roughly the past 6 months helping her get over him, and then discovered i wanted to date her, but all that was erased with a text message. they started talking all the time. if i wasn't with her, she was hanging out with him. if i was with her, she was texting him and not really paying much attention to me. they hung out a lot when i wasn't around, and when i was around, she would generally hang out with him and completely ignore me. we were both on baseball and she was the team manager. she would spend all of our practices hanging out around him, and chose to go to his games instead of mine (he was varsity, i was jv). we fought all the time about it. i didn't care if she had other guy friends, but i knew he was shady because she told me. she found texts of his where he told his friends how he wanted to steal her from me for no reason other than to fuck up our relationship, and how he was considering one day just walking up to her and kissing her in front of me. and she accepted that. on her birthday, me and her skipped our first few classes to lay around and watch movies. she texted him the whole time, and while i generally avoided reading their messages, i saw one of them saying "don't worry, we still have tomorrow". i was leaving town for the weekend the next day to visit my sick grandmother, and he was apparently upset that they couldn't celebrate her birthday. god knows what they did. when we graduated, i waited for her before i left because i knew she would be crying. she handed me her stuff and ran up to him to give him a kiss on the cheek goodbye. the list goes on. i stuck with her because my parents had basically disowned me and i dropped most of my best friends to ensure mine and hers relationship would work (before she started talking to him). my life was so bleak that despite all of this, she was the only kind of happy thing in my life. but she didn't give a shit. the day after my parents disowned me, we were at an afterschool event. i was understandably depressed and mopey and just wanted to sit next to her so i would feel less bad. she abandoned me after a few minutes to sit with him and his friends. that saturday i found myself unable to get out of bed for my baseball game that morning and all she could do was tell me how her mom called her out for what she was doing to me but that she didn't feel bad and she wouldn't apologize. didn't even ask me how i was doing. like i said, we fought all the time, often because she had already fought with him. she would come to me as a fallback option, hoping i would comfort her. once i realized what she was doing and called her out for it, she got pissed. meanwhile, she refused to let me have any female friends, read through my phone, and insisted that i was flirting with these girls when i really wasn't. at one point she withheld sex from me for a few weeks even though i knew damn well she would do it every day if she could. one day we went to the beach with some friends, and one of the people we were with started talking about how she had been cheated on. i could tell my gf wanted to say something by the way she responded. that night, when we were alone, she broke down and confessed to me that she had cheated before, but insisted that it was when she was with him. i believed her then, but i don't think i do now. in hindsight i realize how manipulating she was. i was happy at first, but she (maybe subconsciously) took advantage of my sadness, isolated, and abused me. i don't know if she actually cheated on me, but it wouldn't hurt anymore if she had.
#193129 to #193128 - iliekcereal
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(08/04/2015) [-]
this went on for a few months. they eventually got into a huge fight and never talked again. after that, we dated for another 10 months or so. things were okayish i guess. we had some good times, but dating her felt like a job. i didn't make any friends at college because i felt like i had to be with her all the time to keep her happy. my grades weren't as good as they should have been. i was still damaged from what i just described, but i couldn't bring it up because that wasn't happening anymore. but i didn't trust her or feel too comfortable around her anymore. i didn't want to admit it, but that's how i felt. i tried really hard to make things work with us, but just got taken advantage of in return. we broke up after an incredibly minor fight that snowballed into us finally admitting we weren't happy. it hurt like hell. even though i broke up with her, i cried all night. we got back together for a few weeks, sorta. but we couldn't talk about any of our problems without her blowing up at me. so we ended things and now we don't talk anymore

it sucks man. occasionally she pops up in my life with an emotional lowblow. last week was my birthday. she gave me a huge packet of letters to open up when specific events happen. the first one was a birthday letter in which she included a birthday card from her little sis. that hurt like hell. but truthfully, my life has gotten so much better since that ended. i feel so free, and my stress level is much lower. it gets better man. hang in there.
#193149 to #193129 - nigerianprince
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(08/04/2015) [-]
Man that sounds so shitty, i wish girls would just break up before cheating. I would love to be friends with my ex, but since she cheated on me instead of breaking up with me i just can't do it. Maybe i could in a while, but who knows.
#193143 to #193129 - anon
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(08/04/2015) [-]
she's a huge bitch. im sure she cheated on you