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User avatar #171626 - lulzformalaysiaair (01/20/2015) [-]
Where can I go to try and get one of my old accounts unbanned?
User avatar #171703 to #171626 - focalanemo (01/20/2015) [-]
You can't
User avatar #171632 to #171626 - teoberry (01/20/2015) [-]
legit not being a dick for once, you can't. if its a perma its a perma. ive asked before w/ my alts
User avatar #171643 to #171632 - lulzformalaysiaair (01/20/2015) [-]
>legit not being a dick for once
literally just admitted you are one. gj
User avatar #171644 to #171643 - teoberry (01/20/2015) [-]
bruh of course i know im dick, its funny af
User avatar #171625 - lolbears (01/20/2015) [-]
I'm supposed to finish University in June, but I still haven't passed 35 courses out of the 51 I'm required to. I don't like at all the subject of Geology and so I have been procastinating for 3 and a half years instead of doing what I'm supposed to. It's gonna take me another 2 years to finish and that's assuming that I start studying, a lot. My parents want me to continue but I really don't. I have no real ambitions to pursue if I dropped and I really don't know what to do. I want to quit, but I have no plan whatsoever. What should I do?
User avatar #171783 to #171625 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (01/20/2015) [-]
What are you going for?

What do you want to do?
What interests you the most?
What would you like to do, day in and day out, and would never get tired of doing?
User avatar #171817 to #171783 - lolbears (01/21/2015) [-]
That's what I said, in 10 years, I can't see myself doing anything in particular. I guess that's my problem too. It's why even if I drop college I won't know what to do next. The things I do in my free time are exactly that, things to do in my free time.
User avatar #171664 to #171625 - dehumanizer (01/20/2015) [-]
just study you lazy fuck, watch Combat Shock for insparation on life with no money
User avatar #171690 to #171664 - advicedude (01/20/2015) [-]
but it only got 3 stars on IMDB
User avatar #171700 to #171690 - dehumanizer (01/20/2015) [-]
disregard IMDB, its total reddit tier just by looking at the top 250
User avatar #171628 to #171625 - Russian Reversal ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
Anything else you're interested in? I'm guessing you've mostly just taken generals still, so transferring to a different major shouldn't be too big of a waste.

You could take a break from school and just live life for a bit until you figure out what you want to do, just be warned it can be hard to go back to school once you've left.

Don't let your parents decide your life, but don't regret your decision either.
User avatar #171630 to #171628 - lolbears (01/20/2015) [-]
I've been in the University for 3 and a half years mate. Here in Greece the system is kind of different, so just think that I've been trying to Major in Geology and I'm very far behind now. I think I'm more interested in Philosophy and Sociology than Science, but still I can't be sure because I never had courses in those things. Taking a break is good advice, but as I said I haven't been studying much the past years and I just turned 21 a month ago, I need to start thinking about what to do in the future.
User avatar #171627 to #171625 - lulzformalaysiaair (01/20/2015) [-]
Honestly, probably kill yourself now. You're screwed.
User avatar #171622 - thumbsdenied (01/20/2015) [-]
What would be a nice way to tell a girl that you arent interested in her without hurting her feelings too badly?
Im afraid of the question "whats wrong with me?" If the person is generally nice but im not attracted to her.

User avatar #171691 to #171622 - advicedude (01/20/2015) [-]
Just don't lie. Two people pulled that with me and it pisses you off.
User avatar #171649 to #171622 - braveblue (01/20/2015) [-]
Mmmmm this brings back some harsh memories for when I asked if she liked me. She said she did but one month later I asked her if she still liked me and she told me she lied about liking me and I was confused, angry, and sad. She strung me along and it was the worst thing in the world. Turns out she was chasing some guy for like 4 years and didn't want to end that silly little game.
User avatar #171651 to #171649 - thumbsdenied (01/20/2015) [-]
The girl i had gave me some mixed messages as in she would hug me without letting go, i took her out for few movies and she would rest her head on my shouldrs and hold my hand when i walked with her.
I liked her, and i was pretty damn sure she liked me. But she wasnt looking for a romantic relationship. (With me atleast) and then shes dating somebody a week later. We aint friends nomore, because that litlle stunt hurt me pretty badly
User avatar #171640 to #171622 - delphine (01/20/2015) [-]
Be honest but kind. Don't lie. One time I told a guy "I'm just too busy now to date" when I just wasn't attracted to him but didn't want to hurt his feelings. He kept asking me every month if I was still too busy.
User avatar #171635 to #171622 - iridium (01/20/2015) [-]
You have to be completely up front about it. Don't skirt around the issue, don't give her any hope that your mind may change if she asks you again.

Tell her you like her as a person but you are not interested in dating her. Tell her you don't feel any romantic connection to her if she asks what's wrong with her.
User avatar #171647 to #171635 - thumbsdenied (01/20/2015) [-]
This seems like a good way to handle it. Thank yas
User avatar #171631 to #171622 - Russian Reversal ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
I've been there. I basically just said "I like you, but I just don't feel that way about you" She asked me out a few more times since and I basically just said the same thing every time.

I would feel bad about it every time and things would be awkward for a few days but it worked out fine: 5 Years later we still talk on a fairly regular basis. Every once and awhile she still really hints that she wants to go out with me. But we're still friends and all, just friends that have some really awkward moments.
User avatar #171629 to #171622 - sineztro (01/20/2015) [-]
Just say that and that you'd rather just stay friends and not lead her on
User avatar #171613 - nigerianprince (01/20/2015) [-]
at what age did you move out of your parents house? What is a reasonable age or financial time to move out?
User avatar #171641 to #171613 - delphine (01/20/2015) [-]
I moved out when I was 18 and then moved back in when I was 24 because I need to save money and pay off my effing student loans and rent is expensive. I'd rather live with my parents and pay my loans faster.
I'm hoping to have them paid off by 2016, and then I'll move out again.
User avatar #171623 to #171613 - thumbsdenied (01/20/2015) [-]
I moved out at 21, my buddy who is 23 still lives with his mom. Learn some skills at your parents place that will help you when you live alone.
Move when your ready and if you are still nervous about things, you could find a place near your parents so you can visit them often like i did
User avatar #171619 to #171613 - enjoigiggity (01/20/2015) [-]
I moved out at 18 when I had my first well paying full time job. I was earning about 350 euro a week and paying around 60 euro a week in rent. I think a reasonable age doesn't matter, so long as you feel you're ready to move out, and you can comfortably afford rent and living expenses. 350 euro was able to cover my rent, food, household items and car expenses. But the main thing you have to look at is either you move in somewhere with a friend, or you have friends visiting a lot/get out of the house a lot, because I lived on my own and was severely lonely my job made sure I had no time for a social life.
User avatar #171624 to #171619 - joshlol (01/20/2015) [-]
^ this
I live alone and have no friends and feel like shit 95% of the time
User avatar #171637 to #171624 - enjoigiggity (01/20/2015) [-]
How long have you been living alone? Have you ever thought about moving home or in with a family member, or is living alone your only option right now?
User avatar #171675 to #171637 - joshlol (01/20/2015) [-]
I don;t have any family
User avatar #171607 - imashitbricks (01/20/2015) [-]
Anybody wanna give me a fedora without a background for content creating reasons?
User avatar #171610 to #171608 - imashitbricks (01/20/2015) [-]
You posted this as soon as I made one, this one is so much better than mine too, and I already posted the content as well
#171611 to #171610 - metacobalion (01/20/2015) [-]
I am dishonor to my famiry
#171612 to #171611 - imashitbricks (01/20/2015) [-]
At least I'll have a good version for any future content.
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#171604 - drickz (01/19/2015) [-]
Friendship/Love advice plz

The situation: I talk to a cute Dutch girl every day over text. We're pretty much on the same wavelength and we've met IRL only once because I live in Sweden. The messaging has been going on for roughly one and a half year.

I definitely love her, and we tease flirt here and there but that's about it except for talking and having fun. Would it change anything to ask her to be my GF? It feels like such a menial thing just to put a label on it. Maybe it'd give her more encouragement to come visit me... but I still have no idea. I'm not sure she knows, but thinking about her fills me with warmth and the only thing above that would be to meet irl.

Any thoughts?
User avatar #171692 to #171604 - advicedude (01/20/2015) [-]
My gf and I been talking a year and few months, just made the effort to go see her. Best time of my life .Just do it man.
#171724 to #171692 - drickz (01/20/2015) [-]
How far apart are you and what's your living situations?
User avatar #172025 to #171724 - advicedude (01/22/2015) [-]
I live in Illinois, she lives in California. We are both around 18 with parents.
#172026 to #172025 - drickz (01/22/2015) [-]
That's quite a distance. Props to you!
User avatar #172027 to #172026 - advicedude (01/22/2015) [-]
Thanks, although things are pretty shakey at the moment. A lot of thinking to do.
#172029 to #172027 - drickz (01/22/2015) [-]
That's too bad. It can also be tough if you don't have some financial ground to stand on. I've tried long distance once before, but then it didn't turn out well. Mostly because we didn't mix.
User avatar #172223 to #172029 - advicedude (01/24/2015) [-]
Don't get me wrong, the relationship is perfect, I just messed it up.
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User avatar #171620 to #171604 - enjoigiggity (01/20/2015) [-]
Definitely meet up with her a few more times if you can. When and if you hang out IRL again, try to take notice of if she flirts with you then or if she shows any tell tale signs of having feelings for you. Even try flirting with her first, and if she flirts back, then you know that there's something there. I think you'd be better off telling her about your feelings in person, and see if she feels the same way. If she does, happy days, go for it! Hope this helps
User avatar #171614 to #171604 - awesomerninjathing (01/20/2015) [-]
ask her if she has feelings for you

like straight up, "just wondering, i know its weird because of it being online, but do you have feelings for me?"
User avatar #171589 - gabsmatags (01/19/2015) [-]
I'm really hungry, but also super nauseous. I already threw up a bunch (all at once and it was just the juice I had a few minutes earlier). My stomach is rumbling really loud, but I feel super queasy every time I move. Do I eat or no?
User avatar #171693 to #171589 - advicedude (01/20/2015) [-]
Drink gatorade! electrolytes.
User avatar #171642 to #171589 - delphine (01/20/2015) [-]
Yes but be careful about what you eat. Eat something bland with non-greasy. I always go for oyster crackers or saltines when I'm sick because they will curb hunger and are bland enough to keep down without upsetting anything. They'll also soak up some of the stomach acid.
User avatar #171599 to #171589 - braveblue (01/19/2015) [-]
Yes, but don't eat a lot.
#171587 - anon (01/19/2015) [-]
On the very rare occasion that I let my boyfriend cum inside of me, I experience a painful burning/stinging sensation in my genitals, is this normal?
User avatar #171645 to #171587 - delphine (01/20/2015) [-]
This is a better question for your lady doctor.
User avatar #171621 to #171587 - enjoigiggity (01/20/2015) [-]
I'd check with a doctor of some sort, just to be on the safe side
User avatar #171615 to #171587 - awesomerninjathing (01/20/2015) [-]
maybe he has spicy jizz
User avatar #171596 to #171587 - marinepenguin (01/19/2015) [-]
It's possible you could have a slight allergic reaction to semen. Although that's fairly rare.
#171603 to #171596 - anon (01/19/2015) [-]
How rare?
User avatar #171678 to #171603 - marinepenguin (01/20/2015) [-]
Maybe 1 in 10 women or something like that. I've read stats that have said 12%. Do some research, go to a doctor.
User avatar #171571 - mobbcommunist (01/19/2015) [-]
I got caught masturbating over potatoes again.
Wat do.
#171577 to #171576 - mobbcommunist (01/19/2015) [-]
Could you say no to this seductive beast.
User avatar #171694 to #171577 - advicedude (01/20/2015) [-]
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User avatar #171578 to #171577 - enjoigiggity (01/19/2015) [-]
Of course I can. N-.. I'ma need about 5 minutes
User avatar #171580 to #171578 - mobbcommunist (01/19/2015) [-]
Try not to get caught. ;)
#171561 - drastronomy (01/19/2015) [-]
Ok, so this morning i was taking the train to school, as usual. 3 relatively attractive girls, who also go to my school, sat down next to me at the station to engage in a conversation. We talked, and apparently, during the conversation, my brother and his gf walked by. I did not realize this.

So, they told my mother about this at dinner. And apparently, she used to teach one of those girls. And since my brother made the story seem like far more than what it was, mom thought i was flirting with them.

You know what she said?

"In your dreams *obnoxious laughter*...no, in your WET dreams *even more obnoxious laughter*

even my mom thinks i am ugly...what do?
User avatar #171695 to #171561 - advicedude (01/20/2015) [-]
funny cause if you all swapped genders, they'd tell those 2 pigs to oppress someone else.
#171665 to #171561 - dehumanizer (01/20/2015) [-]
>tfw even your parents troll you

i know that feel, sometimes they even make me cry
User avatar #171646 to #171561 - delphine (01/20/2015) [-]
That's rough. But keep in mind your mom wiped your ass and watched you stick foreign objects up your nose as a small child. She may be in denial that you're growing up and still sees you as a little goober.
User avatar #171573 to #171561 - Russian Reversal ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
Prove her wrong.
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User avatar #171575 to #171564 - drastronomy (01/19/2015) [-]
i consider myself around a 6

and people tell me im around a 6

still hurts nigga
User avatar #171520 - cuntism (01/19/2015) [-]
admin why don't we have a system in place that stops dupe uploads. Like a DB of the length x width & filesize, stored for say 7 days, so people have to wait a week before reposting. A lot of these images I've seen 3-4 of them over 2 days.

I'm sure we used to have a system like that.
User avatar #171529 to #171520 - joshlol (01/19/2015) [-]
lol it's much easier than that
every time an image is uploaded it's given a unique hash (md5 presumably) so when you repost an image instead of storing it on the servers as two files it just prints the same image on multiple pages
User avatar #171534 to #171529 - cuntism (01/19/2015) [-]
So why don't they bloody incorporate it into posts to stop reposts. There has been a massive spike in reposts lately
User avatar #171658 to #171534 - pokemonstheshiz ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
all you'd have to do to make it not a repost is change a pixel or two, etc
User avatar #171733 to #171658 - cuntism (01/20/2015) [-]
True but I reckon a majority of those who upload don't put up dupes on purpose.
User avatar #171536 to #171534 - joshlol (01/19/2015) [-]
because admin is working on a lot at once so has to prioritize
User avatar #171538 to #171536 - cuntism (01/19/2015) [-]
This seems like a really easy thing to implement, plus didn't we used to have it anyway ?
User avatar #171540 to #171538 - joshlol (01/19/2015) [-]
not that I remember
User avatar #171541 to #171540 - cuntism (01/19/2015) [-]
Yeah pretty sure we did, I remember a popup saying "this has already been posted"
User avatar #171544 to #171541 - joshlol (01/19/2015) [-]
eh maybe, I have the memory of a goldfish anyway
User avatar #171531 to #171529 - joshlol (01/19/2015) [-]
to see for yourself how it works open this right click the image here and click open in new tab
change the "new4" in the url to "static" and it should redirect you to somewhere else I posted it
User avatar #171556 to #171531 - ferrettamer (01/19/2015) [-]
the girl in that photo is pretty
User avatar #171616 to #171556 - awesomerninjathing (01/20/2015) [-]
you cant see her face
User avatar #171617 to #171616 - ferrettamer (01/20/2015) [-]
you can see half of it aspie
#171519 - anon (01/19/2015) [-]
I finally lost my virginity at the age of 19, it was great because it was with my best friend and he's the man I love. Not really needing advice I just wanted to share.
User avatar #171696 to #171519 - advicedude (01/20/2015) [-]
#171563 to #171519 - focalanemo (01/19/2015) [-]
I love this webm
User avatar #171606 to #171563 - alexanderburns (01/20/2015) [-]
webm of the decade
#171512 - dehumanizer (01/19/2015) [-]
>do no fap
>fail on day 11
>suddenly no longer feel so depressed

damn fucking normies, apperently the lack of sex is mentaly unhealthy after all, RIP me
User avatar #171555 to #171512 - ecomp (01/19/2015) [-]
haha faggot
User avatar #171505 - joshlol (01/19/2015) [-]
how to get over someone and move on?
#172153 to #171505 - kusandru (01/23/2015) [-]
I think honestly the quickest way to get over someone slowly is just going to the gym going on walks doing some yoga maybe meditating. realizing that person is gone and no longer around. When my boyfriend passed away two years ago i couldnt look at another guy. not in the slightest i couldnt laugh or anything. slowly i realized he would have wanted me to continue and move forward i slowly started to go out and meet other people working my way up. Its not about the time it takes. Im not saying it will be easy because it wont i can tell you that much. you have to be the bigger person and learn that sometimes things are taken from us we dont know why or when it just happens. im sorry you are put in this situation i wish you the best. you can move on and start fresh but never forget that person. it is going to be hard forgetting someone you were with is never easy.
User avatar #172154 to #172153 - joshlol (01/23/2015) [-]
I didn't lose someone like that or anything.
I just fell for someone that deep down I knew I shouldn't.
I know there can never be a happy ending for us but I still have these feelings and want to just cut my losses and move on from these hurtful feelings.
User avatar #171521 to #171505 - cuntism (01/19/2015) [-]
Everyone is different. My missus died last year and I've only just started being social again. You don't need to be interesting or funny etc. just take part, be upbeat, and be willing to try new stuff.

People are only willing to try to get you out for a certain amount of time. Then you need to start making the moves. I turned down every opportunity to go out for like the first 12 months, including dates. After that I eased going out but still refused dates and sex because it was too weird, but it was mostly with friends so they were understanding (they were mostly trying to do it to get that "first time after her" sex out of the way, my friends are...caring ha), but now if I wanna go out I have to let people know I'm up for it because a lot of my friends have stopped asking, they think they're bothering you by asking.
User avatar #171528 to #171521 - joshlol (01/19/2015) [-]
a week or so ago I forced myself to go to some shitty nightclub on student's night

went alone and ended up dancing with some girl who approached me

despite me giving off a few awkward vibes I think I managed to come across normal enough because she ended up inviting me to come back to her place

but I pussied out, made my excuses and left because I feel like a one night stand would only make me feel used and empty, yet this is what normal people want to do, just casual sex, but I delude myself into thinking 'nah I'll just wait until I meet someone I care about that will also care about me', but that may never happen.

I'm also looking for a part time job atm, and have some plans (or at least hopes) of studying abroad in the future but moving country alone seems like a big deal, a lot can go wrong so who knows. this also demotivates me from trying to seek "close" friends (or anyone I can see as more than an acquaintance) because I don't see myself living in this country 2 years from now, I want out.

I just wish I could have that happy go lucky attitude normal folk seem to have, but I feel like I'm on the verge of an emotional breakdown

I'm sorry about your wife
User avatar #171648 to #171528 - delphine (01/20/2015) [-]
I can't do casual sex either. And that's totally okay too. Everyone is different and just because "everyone else" does it, doesn't mean it's always right for you. If you know yourself well enough to realize a one night stand would make you feel used and empty, then you probably made the right choice.

I did casual sex once, and I learned the hard way that I cannot have sex without getting emotionally attached to the other person. I felt... as you said... used and empty for a long time after. I have to be in a committed relationship first.
User avatar #171677 to #171648 - joshlol (01/20/2015) [-]
I'm just sick of feeling like I'm some kind of outcast I think
User avatar #171656 to #171648 - keatontheghostfox (01/20/2015) [-]
I'm the same way... I'm too much of an emotional person.
User avatar #171581 to #171528 - focalanemo (01/19/2015) [-]
If you go to night clubs you will find one night stands people.
If you go to a church in a religious area you will find people that won't have sex before marriage. Try going to events you like and you will meet the people who think like you.
I have friends that go to drinking in the city almost every week, but that's nothing for me so I don't do it.
User avatar #171590 to #171581 - joshlol (01/19/2015) [-]
I like the idea of meeting folk at church but I don't have a religion
User avatar #171591 to #171590 - focalanemo (01/19/2015) [-]
Well that was just an example.
Btw forcing yourself to meet people and go out can be very weird and it actually is. The best way to meet new people is to have something in common or doing something together.
Most of the people I know are from school, Sport, and Job.
So I recommend getting a job in something like a restaurant You mentioned looking for a parttime job or joining a teamsport to get to know more people.
User avatar #171593 to #171591 - joshlol (01/19/2015) [-]
I don't have the confidence or skills to jump into a teamsport lol
User avatar #171600 to #171593 - focalanemo (01/19/2015) [-]
Seriously though Joshlol, you need someone who can yell at you that wants you to improve. That can give you a kick under the ass to find those part time jobs to see you succeed. Not the ones that yell to see you miserable. My Parents constantly said stuff like I was a disappointment that made a little bit demotivated to do stuff. Fortunately my friends noticed and they whooped me under my ass and said: NO TIME FOR DEPRESSION and kicked my ass to the gym I go together with them
Now I'm going to say something that is very hard, if you don't have those friends you need to make that switch from sad to motivated yourself! Being sad gets someone nowhere. I am seriously saying this because I want people to be happy and motivated.
User avatar #171601 to #171600 - joshlol (01/19/2015) [-]
I wish I had good self motivation
it's one of the most valuable traits
User avatar #171602 to #171601 - focalanemo (01/19/2015) [-]
Don't say I wish I had, Say I'm going to improve my self motivation! Be more confident in everything you say! start with the small things.

Hell if possible I'll come to you help some day! just need to cross this damn North Sea
#171597 to #171593 - focalanemo (01/19/2015) [-]
I'd recommend going to a gym to start work out. Find someone that can help you with that or just ask the fitness board here on FJ what to do. Maybe you will build enough confidence to join a teamsport later. Also keep filling in those job applications until someone hires you. JUST FUCKING DO IT! DON'T BE LAZY GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER. MAYBE YOU ARE ALREADY DOING YOUR BEST BUT IF IT ISN"T ENOUGH, YOU NEED TO TRY HARDER! motivational speech
If you don't interact with other people now, you will just fall further behind
User avatar #171552 to #171528 - serhiy (01/19/2015) [-]
you should of took a couple of shots of a hard spirit before you moved forward
User avatar #171553 to #171552 - joshlol (01/19/2015) [-]
I'm not huge on alcohol, I prefer to feel like I'm still in control of myself
User avatar #171554 to #171553 - serhiy (01/19/2015) [-]
yeah fair enough, I feel the same way, but if I where you, I would of looked at it as a golden opportunity to change my outlook on life.
User avatar #171533 to #171528 - cuntism (01/19/2015) [-]
Oh and thanks about the missus, didn't click spoiler until after I had replied
User avatar #171532 to #171528 - cuntism (01/19/2015) [-]
If a one night stand isn't for you it isn't for you. I have an extremely lax attitude towards casual sex, I see it more as a sport, but I understand for some people it means something, you shouldn't be ashamed of that.

At least you went out. Find some common ground with some people, it's a start. Studying abroad on your own sounds like a horrible plan if you're socially awkward, going to a whole other culture is hard enough, but going there and not being extrovert sounds like a recipe for disaster.

Anxiety is common, and it's actually self-propagating. The more you avoid situations which cause it, the higher the anxiety when you eventually confront them. After not going out for a while I developed a slight anxiety about it, but when I was out and with friends etc.it passed.

It came back a few days later so I just kept going out and now I feel like my old self again. I know it's easier for me because I've always been outgoing, but I like to believe you can get past it.

The one thing I do know for sure, if you avoid going out altogether you'll become entombed in your own shell of self-loathing
User avatar #171535 to #171532 - joshlol (01/19/2015) [-]
just doing basic social shit that's second nature to most people can feel like a huge accomplishment to me
I have to fake it

maybe it's a disaster but I feel the change of scenery will do me some good, I've wanted an opportunity for a fresh start for a long time now, living here is making me feel uncomfortable, it's a scummy area anyway
User avatar #171537 to #171535 - cuntism (01/19/2015) [-]
I'd go for an english speaking place then. Maybe UK ?

I know all about faking social stuff. I was a fat kid/early teenager, and didn't get fit until I was 15-16, so I suddenly was getting attention from girls but had no clue what to do because I had always been unpopular due to being fat, so for a long time social situations were fucking horrific, I just became really adept at emulating others
User avatar #171539 to #171537 - joshlol (01/19/2015) [-]
I already live in the UK, I want out

I want to study in Norway, most Norwegians speak English very well and learn it from like age 6, with universities offering courses taught in English
User avatar #171543 to #171539 - cuntism (01/19/2015) [-]
Really ? I thought you were US. Well if you're ever near Manchester I'll teach you some social skills
#171517 to #171505 - anon (01/19/2015) [-]
after reading the comments you made in this thread, pick up a hobby where you can interact with other people, It'll also help you develop a bit of a personality. Nothing is worse than a boring guy. If you're still boring after getting a hobby then when approaching others ask them about their hobbies. People love talking about themselves. Goodluck and idk why everyone on this site hates you.
#171506 to #171505 - dehumanizer (01/19/2015) [-]
aquire solitude and peace of mind
User avatar #171507 to #171506 - joshlol (01/19/2015) [-]
solitude has proven to only make it worse
I'm alone with my thoughts when I need distractions and human interaction
User avatar #171509 to #171508 - joshlol (01/19/2015) [-]
#171510 to #171509 - dehumanizer (01/19/2015) [-]
Normies are actualy right, it does make you feel better. Maybe a qt 3.14 will like you when you're /fit/ ?
User avatar #171511 to #171510 - joshlol (01/19/2015) [-]
until she speaks to me, realizes I have shitty social skills and a horrible boring personality
#171513 to #171511 - dehumanizer (01/19/2015) [-]
Idk man, lifting also kinda improves your confidence. You'd be less scared because you are stronger and faster than her. Keep in mind you could succesfuly rape and kill her, that always makes me feel better about my self.
#171518 to #171516 - dehumanizer (01/19/2015) [-]
Hey atleast YOU are popular.
User avatar #171526 to #171518 - joshlol (01/19/2015) [-]
you don't want popularity on this website
#171527 to #171526 - dehumanizer (01/19/2015) [-]
i dont know im pritty infamous here,/politics/,/religion/ and trying to expand on /fitness/
User avatar #171530 to #171527 - joshlol (01/19/2015) [-]
I always forget we have a fitness / politics board
#171545 to #171530 - dehumanizer (01/19/2015) [-]
I never forget I have no girlfriend.
User avatar #171546 to #171545 - joshlol (01/19/2015) [-]
sux :-(
User avatar #171495 - beatmasterz (01/19/2015) [-]
Has anyone here joined Mensa? What's it like?
User avatar #171496 to #171495 - sugoi ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
You're being a little optimistic aren't you?
User avatar #171497 to #171496 - beatmasterz (01/19/2015) [-]
I took their online test and I passed.
User avatar #171498 to #171497 - sugoi ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
You passed and you ask what it's like.
You sure are the top 98th percentile of the world.
User avatar #171500 to #171498 - beatmasterz (01/19/2015) [-]
Being smart doesn't mean you know everything. I was wondering if someone here had personal experience, but what was I thinking there would be smart people here.
User avatar #171501 to #171500 - sugoi ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
I never said you knew everything I said you would know what being in Mensa is like considering you took their online test and passed.

It's like baking a cake then asking what it's like baking a cake.
User avatar #171522 to #171501 - cuntism (01/19/2015) [-]
Wut ? No it's not. It's like taking an entrance exam then asking what the school is like.

User avatar #171524 to #171522 - sugoi ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
At that point it's already too late to ask "what is school like" jesus christ that's the kind of question I expect a 4 year old to ask.

User avatar #171562 to #171524 - beatmasterz (01/19/2015) [-]
I get the feeling you're just pissed or maybe jealous because you have absolutely no basis for being a dick. "What is this school like?" "hurr durr you can't ask that question"

I'm glad to know I won't be seeing you there if I decide to join.
User avatar #171634 to #171562 - sugoi ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
My basis for me being a dick is you asking retarded questions.
User avatar #171525 to #171524 - cuntism (01/19/2015) [-]
No it's not, because most people who are in that situation don't speak or interact with people with experience of the place until after they know they're going.
User avatar #171636 to #171525 - sugoi ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
You're talking about the school metaphor or the Mensa thing?
Cause apparently he's already "passed" and in the group already.

It's like walking into school then asking what school is like.
User avatar #171667 to #171636 - beatmasterz (01/20/2015) [-]
passing the test =/= joining the school. Also I'm not asking retarded questions at all.
#171487 - Kanoah ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
Well guys, if you have any, what are some revenge ideas? I just discovered that the girl whom I dated for just about 4 years, had plans to marry and live with, intended to break up with me, string me along as her 'best friend' and then move forward with feelings that she has been harboring for about a year now with some redneck fuck that she played League of Legends with. I would LOVE to get even right now.
#171639 to #171487 - anon (01/20/2015) [-]
Don't break up with her, start seeing someone else. When she finds out, act like you could care less and thought the original relationship wasn't exclusive.

Or just act like you could care less and dump her. Not giving a fuck pisses them off more than anything.
#171574 to #171487 - braveblue (01/19/2015) [-]
Just dump her that should be enough. Anything past that is childish and immature. If you become her friend after that you lose and she wins. The best revenge for this situation would be just to move on and find someone that actually loves you as much as you love them. Find someone better man, there are many people out there for you.
User avatar #171523 to #171487 - cuntism (01/19/2015) [-]
I know it's kinda cliche, but the best revenge is showing her you're over her.

Just dump her arse in a really good way, maybe in public. Don't share her nudes or anything fucked up like that, just wipe her from your life.
User avatar #171504 to #171487 - joshlol (01/19/2015) [-]
the best revenge is to move on and not grant her the satisfaction of hurting you
User avatar #171491 to #171487 - choobe ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
If you're hellbent on revenge: How far are you willing to go? Some greentexts are good inspiration, the guy who sent his ex an "I hate you" every day until she attempted suicide, the guy who broke up with her and told her why when having dinner with her family, just search. Keep in mind that much of it is probably illegal, and probably morally wrong.

The best you could do is stop talking to her, start improving yourself and fucking other girls. Don't let her see you angry. If you see her on the street, just make an excuse, don't sound bitter. It will hurt much more than revenge/hate, remember that hate isn't the opposite of love, apathy is.
User avatar #171489 to #171487 - dehumanizer (01/19/2015) [-]
Revenge is for children.
#171483 - deckbox (01/19/2015) [-]
I'm not suicidal but i have lost hope.

She has depression or whatever and she used to abuse me and shout at me for hours weeks over the tiniest things, and when that stopped it was something else.

we split but got together again , however i was going out of my mind with worry because i didnt want to upset her again. but it was still happening, but she wasnt exploding at me just would be upset. but we talked it out this time so was better,

i accidentally revealed i used to be a bi curious crossdresser to my girlfriend and we went from me planning to visit her overseas and happiest i have ever been to her sending me death threats and abusing me the worst way imaginable.

so i used to wear a dress and suddenly i lose everything and we are bad again.
I was showing her minutes before and she loved it, but she found a transgender profile i had, because i showed her photo of it, and that was it.

shes not being horrid anymore vbut will she again over something else? will we ever be in love again ??? is she just a spitefu; bitch who doesnt deserve me? i got nothing else,
User avatar #171494 to #171483 - ajrin (01/19/2015) [-]
stop being such a beta faggot holy shit
#171490 to #171483 - dehumanizer (01/19/2015) [-]
I just love it when i see bigger beta losers than me on here.
User avatar #171486 to #171483 - choobe ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
Find someone else, you shouldn't be with a person like that, who uses emotional abuse to control you.
#171485 to #171483 - deckbox (01/19/2015) [-]
i was almost hospitalized with the breakdown i had, i went hospital my breakdown was so bad, screaming crying.now they are talking supported living etc.
#171480 - merodach (01/19/2015) [-]
So, I might have fucked up the birthday gifts to my gf.

One of the things I got her was earrings, but unfortunately she told me that she didn't like them. Also she already had seven pairs of the same kind so..
It's been two months, I really need to get her something nice.

Any suggestions?
User avatar #171633 to #171480 - iridium (01/20/2015) [-]
Something unique. Jewelry is easy, try for some hard shit. Stuff only you and few others would have any idea she would like.
User avatar #171582 to #171480 - dealwithitfagg (01/19/2015) [-]
Something I would like from my boyfriend is just a day together, doing something nice with only the two of us. The first birthday we had together, we got to a hotel (he paid that) we went to a pizza restaurant and I payed the movies. We also made a walk on the beach. I really loved it!
If you want something less expensive, you could just make morning breakfast (with a little effort of course) go to maybe some market or something and she could choose something she wants.
Does she have a symbol she likes? For example, I love the symbol of an Ankh. My bf bought an charm that I now wear everyday on a necklace.

And maybe you could do a little extra and do it for her birthday and valentines day, but you don't have to wait another month for that of course

Good luck!
#171583 to #171582 - merodach (01/19/2015) [-]
Your response was really creepy.
I am wearing the Ankh symbol for the last nine years or so.

She hates wearing things around her neck and such, so it won't be a good idea.
I would obviously love to pay for something really expensive, she means the world to me. The problem with a long-distance-relationship only is that our schedules don't aline, so I could plan a romantic getaway when she really can't afford to leave home.

I'm definetly spending Valentine with her, so maybe that's a good day to do something for her.
User avatar #171588 to #171583 - dealwithitfagg (01/19/2015) [-]
Awesome! My boyfriend also wears an Ankh for like ages! Well, he wore it, because he buried it with his cat last summer . I bought a new one, one that looked completely the same. Only one problem. It was twice as big so now he can't wear it anymore. Ah well.

Oh right, distance, ehm.. yeah that's hard. You could indeed do nice things with Valentinesday. If you want to send her something before that, you could consider then maybe uhm... damn it's really hard. I'm pretty easy with things. What I also love is something selfmade. Like ehm, yeah well my bf and I are making a bow for me, but that is obviously a little too big to send and you have to like those things haha
Well, be creative! If she likes that of course. Didn't she asked something for her birthday?
#171594 to #171588 - merodach (01/19/2015) [-]
I might do the same with my cat. Only I'll bury myself with her.
We see eachother every two or three weeks, and I'll definitely be there on Valentine.

As a matter of fact, I'll be there in two weeks to see her.

I'm creative, but she's the most practical person I have ever met.
She's like the lovechild of the concept of Practical and batman. Pretty cool, but soooooooooo practical. So a 'nice little thingy to put on your desky' won't work.

Though she could bash my brains in with a nice little thingy.
User avatar #171499 to #171480 - focalanemo (01/19/2015) [-]
Well that's not really fucking up, how could you know she had 7 pairs of them
If you want to buy something now and you don't know anything she likes, you can be very cliche. For example: buy a box of chocolates.
#171585 to #171499 - merodach (01/19/2015) [-]
Tried that, ate them myself.
User avatar #171586 to #171585 - focalanemo (01/19/2015) [-]
Did you give it to her and she didn't want any, or did you eat them before she knew anything about it? If it's the latter try again and don't eat it this time
#171595 to #171586 - merodach (01/19/2015) [-]
The first one, turns out I'm a quick eater and she only had two of the twelve.
I made it up to her with a romantic walk though, bitches love romantic walkes.
User avatar #171484 to #171480 - choobe ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
Well, what does she like? It's no one thing every girl would like.
#171492 to #171484 - merodach (01/19/2015) [-]
She's a little difficult at that.
No hobbies, no special tv-show she follows, she just works really hard at uni.
I'm clueless.
User avatar #171542 to #171492 - sineztro (01/19/2015) [-]
Get her a space pen or if you know her major a little pen with like say a cow (for agriculture) a laser pointer for physics etc , but make sure you write something dopey on a card but not with that pen
#171584 to #171542 - merodach (01/19/2015) [-]
It's a bit sad to give a pen to the girl I've been dating for the last 1.5 years, don't you agree?

Especially for her 18th birthday I want to do something really nice.
User avatar #171479 - marinepenguin (01/19/2015) [-]
So, just had to drag my brother upstairs and put him in bed because he's plastered. Hes only 15 and he's out partying. Looks like he's following in the footsteps of his 17 year old brother.
User avatar #171650 to #171479 - delphine (01/20/2015) [-]
My brother came home plastered one day. No one snitched, but believe it or not parents aren't retarded. My dad woke him up at the crack of dawn this was when we lived on the farm and made him pound fence posts into the ground and other manual labor with a gnarly hangover. And my brother couldn't say anything about it without giving himself away.
User avatar #171671 to #171650 - marinepenguin (01/20/2015) [-]
My parents were out of town and really couldn't have any idea though. They also would never suspect the 15 year old.
User avatar #171861 to #171671 - delphine (01/21/2015) [-]
then get some evidence. ultimately, it is your parents responsibility to make sure their son is safe. it is not your job to be the parent. he's engaging in risky behavior on a regular basis and you think it's become a problem, and so telling on him is not "tattling".
User avatar #171862 to #171861 - marinepenguin (01/21/2015) [-]
I told them about it not more then an hour ago. They didn't respond like I thought. When they questioned him,he admitted to it. They just told him he would be put on a short leash, no leaving the house. That was it.
User avatar #171863 to #171862 - delphine (01/21/2015) [-]
again, it's their responsibility as parents. you shouldn't feel responsible for your brother's choices. i know that you care about him and don't want anything bad to happen to him, but you can't make his choices for him and you can't control what he does.
User avatar #171864 to #171863 - marinepenguin (01/21/2015) [-]
That doesn't mean that as his older brother I shouldn't try to steer him in the right direction. I know that I'm not responsible for him. But as his brother I'm making his well being my responsibility, regardless if it has to be or not.
User avatar #171565 to #171479 - teoberry (01/19/2015) [-]
assuming he's up by now, hes probably not gonna feel too well. obviously you can't stop him partying, but use how shitty he'll feel against him, and tell him it doesn't go away with tolerance, because it doesn't. He's gonna keep going to parties and you can't really change that, but you can at least teach him how to keep his shit together
User avatar #171566 to #171565 - marinepenguin (01/19/2015) [-]
He actually feels nothing. Neither if my brothers seem to get hangovers. The one time I experimented with alcohol and got drunk I never had a hangover either.

It's still not excusable.
User avatar #171567 to #171566 - teoberry (01/19/2015) [-]
awww shit, you're in for a hell of ride. if he cant get hangovers hes gonna start to feel like hes invincible and just be stupid and irresponsible. hope he learns his lesson sooner rather than later
User avatar #171568 to #171567 - marinepenguin (01/19/2015) [-]
I hate to be the tattle tale but I'm going to have to tell my parents. I'm okay with going out and having a couple beers, but he smelled like hard liquor and he was completely unintelligible. Couldn't even stand up on his own.

This kid thinks he going to go to the air force academy acting like this he's got another thing coming. I never had a problem when it came to succumbing to peer pressure and drinking, I'll never understand why these kids do it. That's all people do in my town.
User avatar #171569 to #171568 - teoberry (01/19/2015) [-]
dont blame ya. i made the same mistake, except i had no one around to tell on me, so i basically pushed the envelope with drinking and then it came back to bit me in the ass. Someone to tell me to fuck off earlier would've been a lot better. I hope your brother doesn't go through that
User avatar #171570 to #171569 - marinepenguin (01/19/2015) [-]
The 17 year old constantly endangers his college football chances with drinking and almost getting caught. Hes being recruited by D2 level schools and could walk on to a D1 school.

The 15 year old is incredibly smart and gets a 4.0 with no studying and sleeping in class.

They're both possibly ruining their potential.
User avatar #171477 - xxazeritsxx (01/19/2015) [-]
anyone got that Webm of Bobby getting hit with a boxing glove and hank saying bitch?
User avatar #171493 to #171482 - xxazeritsxx (01/19/2015) [-]
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