Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search
hide menu

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Show:   Highest Rated Newest
auto-refresh every 1 2 3 5 seconds


Per page:
Order:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
0
#131749 - revengeforfreeze has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #131751 to #131749 - iridium (05/06/2014) [-]
Not really, the onomatopoeia for farting is usually "Poot".
#131746 - bababadsheep (05/06/2014) [-]
www.16personalities.com/free-personality-test
What's your Myers-Briggs type, FJ?
We all know it's not scientific, but it's still pretty accurate. And personality plays a big part in how people perceive you, so this could be helpful to some.

I'll start. INTJ unfeeling robot here.
User avatar #132015 to #131746 - malkovo (05/08/2014) [-]
ISTP apparently
#132004 to #131746 - Womens Study Major (05/08/2014) [-]
ENJT over here
User avatar #132002 to #131746 - tealeaf (05/08/2014) [-]
ENJT over here
User avatar #132022 to #132002 - bababadsheep (05/08/2014) [-]
Neat, ENTJs and INTJs make the best partners in crime, two strong willed people and the Ent is usually able to interpret the Int's autism efficiently, so shit gets done. Like Batman and Superman.
User avatar #131961 to #131746 - aesis (05/07/2014) [-]
INFP 95% Introverted
User avatar #131846 to #131746 - fistfireace (05/07/2014) [-]
ISTP. With a 97% chance of introvert.
User avatar #131840 to #131746 - youngneil (05/07/2014) [-]
Every time I've taken a test like this I get INTP. Not sure what it means really.
User avatar #131842 to #131840 - youngneil (05/07/2014) [-]
Nevermind, just read about it.
User avatar #131841 to #131840 - bababadsheep (05/07/2014) [-]
"“Philosophers,” “architects,” “dreamy professors”… These epithets are most often used to describe the INTP personality type. Forming around 3% of the population, INTPs love theories and believe that everything can be analyzed and improved. They are not that concerned with the real world and practical things; from the INTP’s perspective, it is often less exciting than ideas and intellectual pursuits. People with this personality type have no difficulties noticing patterns where others cannot, which makes them brilliant theorists and analysts."
User avatar #131783 to #131746 - beatmasterz (05/06/2014) [-]
INTJ masterrace.
User avatar #131772 to #131746 - ScottP (05/06/2014) [-]
INFP. It's changed during the last several months apparently
User avatar #131747 to #131746 - womanexplain (05/06/2014) [-]
INFP apparently
User avatar #131748 to #131747 - womanexplain (05/06/2014) [-]
But when I read their summary of an INFP personality alot of it doesn't match up so I guess I'm not one after all :L
User avatar #131750 to #131748 - bababadsheep (05/06/2014) [-]
I took the multiple different tests from various sources in order to get my result, it was INTJ every time but one, so I reccomend you test the same way. This isn't really scientific, more like reverse horoscoping, but it is still kind of interesting.

Given your explain I would assume you to be an E-something, at least if you actually are capable of explaining women.
User avatar #131753 to #131750 - womanexplain (05/06/2014) [-]
Eh, I'm too lazy to do those tests, I'll jut accept that my personality is a me personality.
User avatar #131728 - alexanderburns (05/06/2014) [-]
Is it still loneliness if you're not sad, you just wish you were happy with someone else around?
User avatar #131962 to #131728 - aesis (05/07/2014) [-]
No, that's just a longing.
User avatar #131776 to #131728 - ferrettamer ONLINE (05/06/2014) [-]
fag
User avatar #131757 to #131728 - iridium (05/06/2014) [-]
Being alone and feeling lonely are two different things.
User avatar #131761 to #131757 - alexanderburns (05/06/2014) [-]
youdontsay.jpg
User avatar #131741 to #131728 - awesomerninjathing (05/06/2014) [-]
you're lonely in a sense that you feel alone and want someone

but you're not lonely in a way that makes you sad
#131729 to #131728 - dehumanizer (05/06/2014) [-]
You arent happy, you are just unsad.
User avatar #131731 to #131729 - alexanderburns (05/06/2014) [-]
No, I'm happy. Being alone isn't something that brings me down.
#131727 - Womens Study Major (05/06/2014) [-]
Yoo so I started doing the deed for the first time ever with the guy I'm in love with, but the thing is that following the initial pain, I feel nothing... like I feel that he's up in there but I get nothing out of it. I've never felt pleasure before, I've tried touching myself a coupke times out of curiosity but got over it quickly becUse I felt nothing and got bored, and I guess I've just never had any sexual desire. I'm doing it with him because I love him and it makes me feel closer to him but now that I see how much he enjoys it I'm kind of wanting to experience that. Nothing seems to work though, I don't know how to feel that desire or pleasure...
User avatar #131745 to #131727 - womanexplain (05/06/2014) [-]
For some girls, it takes a while for you to develop sexual sensitivity, some people actually have to have sex a few times before their bodies begin to become used to what it is they're feeling. Just keep experimenting by yourself and try foreplay.
(None of this is from personal experience, my friend just shared her experiences with me so I'm using them here)
User avatar #131736 to #131727 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/06/2014) [-]
Communicate with him. He wants you to enjoy it too. You have to build your way up to sex, not just jump right in.
#131914 to #131736 - Womens Study Major (05/07/2014) [-]
How exactly would I go about that? I think the last time I kind of sort of might have felt something (perhaps the beginning of sexual pleasure? I almost didn't notice it because it was so slight) different. I told him to continue to see if anything would become of it but it kind of just faded after a minute. So I suppose we might be getting somewhere? It seems thatni do enjoy sex, just for different reasons than pleasure. I really love the feeling of closeness to him on a more emotional level in that sense. Perhaps that could manifest itself physically given time?
User avatar #131926 to #131914 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/07/2014) [-]
Again, communicate and keep trying things.
User avatar #131725 - imnotkickthecat (05/06/2014) [-]
guys I need advice on how to maintain a status of law buddies with ipostcp. The problem is that cp is a Canadian while I live in the 1st world in America, so cp has doubts on the ability of buddyship to continue.
User avatar #131726 to #131725 - ipostcp (05/06/2014) [-]
Help us advice. You're our only hope!
User avatar #131704 - lionsoil (05/06/2014) [-]
I need help Funnyjunk on a friendship problem with a female.
I have a friend named Gaby. Over the years she went from a pretty chill girl to a dick (known her since the beginning of college). She does nothing for me. Like she makes no effort to hangout, talk, or chill with me unless it suits her for months now. When we chill she is just so boring. Constantly talking about Tumblr and boy bands. She has a band names "5 seconds of summer " in her house as life size posters and stickers on her laptop. She's also socially fucking inept. Like she's a solid 7/10 but has like 4 friends. She also lives with her sisters and pays for nothing. No job, no chores (laundry, dishes), doesn't put up with them. Won't even do favors for them. She once told me she faked being busy to not go her sister's baby shower. I told her so many times we should do something for them but she always goes "nah, their fine." or " I'm kinda lazy" She lost all of her friends while we were in college. Now I think that She's an asshole because she played with my other best friend's feelings, and rejected him. Here's Gaby's excuse "It's not my fault I'm flirtatious, but I don't like him" I wanna be her friend cause I feel bad for her but at the same time I can now see why people don't like her. I really don't like being her friend, but I feel like if I'm not her friend i'm gonna worry about her. I do care for her but jesus christ she's so selfish. Help me /adv/, you're my only hope.
User avatar #131754 to #131704 - iridium (05/06/2014) [-]
Ditch dat bitch
#131730 to #131704 - dehumanizer (05/06/2014) [-]
>beeing friends with women   
>ever
>beeing friends with women
>ever
#131711 to #131704 - saltybanana (05/06/2014) [-]
ladies and gentlemen Mr.Mudaphacka is in dah house!!   
   
uwwww man sounds like a tough one!. i had the same issue with a friend in college i attend. we talk for hours on the phone get along real well never wanted to hangout in public or just chiil but she has a boyfriend, but whatever there plenty of women out there for me .   
   
you need to back away from this chick my friend, dont wanna catch feeling for this women, cause she'll just play you like a N64. Internet messed her up already, thats why she doesn't wanna go out and do anything, and she thinks shes too good to go  out with a random guy. one day you;ll snap on her and it make you look like the asshole  cause feminism
ladies and gentlemen Mr.Mudaphacka is in dah house!!

uwwww man sounds like a tough one!. i had the same issue with a friend in college i attend. we talk for hours on the phone get along real well never wanted to hangout in public or just chiil but she has a boyfriend, but whatever there plenty of women out there for me .

you need to back away from this chick my friend, dont wanna catch feeling for this women, cause she'll just play you like a N64. Internet messed her up already, thats why she doesn't wanna go out and do anything, and she thinks shes too good to go out with a random guy. one day you;ll snap on her and it make you look like the asshole cause feminism
#131714 to #131711 - lionsoil (05/06/2014) [-]
wow.....That is exactly how I feel. It's like you know what I'm feeling.
#131715 to #131714 - saltybanana (05/06/2014) [-]
ive been thru that feel.....gets you rite in the boo boo
User avatar #131712 to #131711 - awesomerninjathing (05/06/2014) [-]
lol I fucking love you
#131713 to #131712 - saltybanana (05/06/2014) [-]
i luvs you too
i luvs you too
User avatar #131710 to #131704 - ipostcp (05/06/2014) [-]
Reminds me a lot of my friend hayden. He is essentially a neck beard. My friend Hayden is turning 19 and he stills asks us for nudes of our girl friends that we are actually having a relationship with.
User avatar #131720 to #131710 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/06/2014) [-]
lol that's fucking hilarious.
#131722 to #131720 - ipostcp (05/06/2014) [-]
>Be me
>Hanging out with him
>Asks me how I'm doing
>"Oh well I have this girl I'm seeing"
>"Oh wow; really?"
>"Yeah I like her a lot"
>"Did you get nudes of her yet?"
>"Err, yeah I have"
>"Oh nice you gotta let me see them! Bros before hoes"
>MFW
>"Nawh, she is sorta important to me"
User avatar #131735 to #131722 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/06/2014) [-]
Why the hell would women send nudes. That has the be the dumbest idea ever. It's no different than posting nudes on the internet.
#131737 to #131735 - ipostcp (05/06/2014) [-]
Because sometimes people just want to get off. And sometimes they aren't there.
User avatar #131738 to #131737 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/06/2014) [-]
But when you send nudes on your phone you have no idea if anyone else will see them. It's just stupid.
User avatar #131739 to #131738 - ipostcp (05/06/2014) [-]
Trust is an important thing in a relationship.
#131706 to #131704 - Nameloc (05/06/2014) [-]
All aboard the pity train.  CHOO CHOO    
   
It really sounds like she needs to grow the hell up.   
I don't think pitying her will help; Might be best to just drop all contact with her.   
   
Some things people have to learn the hard way.
All aboard the pity train. CHOO CHOO

It really sounds like she needs to grow the hell up.
I don't think pitying her will help; Might be best to just drop all contact with her.

Some things people have to learn the hard way.
User avatar #131708 to #131706 - lionsoil (05/06/2014) [-]
you gave good advice and made me laugh, thx.
User avatar #131705 to #131704 - awesomerninjathing (05/06/2014) [-]
ignore her like she ignores you
User avatar #131689 - spektre (05/06/2014) [-]
I have loved this girl since at least the 7th grade and a couple years ago I finally told her how I feel and she said she didn't want to be anything more than friends, but when I got a girlfriend last year she started to flirt with me and in the end I ended up breaking up with my girlfriend to date this girl instead, I tried to kiss her and she pulled away and left crying (fucking ouch) then later we are hanging out again and she tells me how she is confused about her feelings for me and admits that she feels like in the end were gonna get married. We kiss and then everything seems like it'll be alright. After she goes away to school she completely cuts contact and only talks to me when she comes to the city and even then she seems distant. What do I do FJ? I'm so scared of losing her.
#131716 to #131689 - saltybanana (05/06/2014) [-]
YOU STUPID SOOON OF A BITCH!!   
   
you should be ashamed of your self man should atleast talked to someone before you broke up with your lady    
the reason she gained all these feeling for you because women want what they cant have!! rule numero uno wheey!!   
since you broke up with your old lady, she was like damn, cant believe hes single.  imagine a lil baby seeing another baby playing with a toy he's seen for ages, till someone else play with that toy. now he wants it!!! once he get it hes like wow, this was gay why'd i want it?  she got a taste of you and was not so impressed   
   
   
leave this chick man, go back with your ex if you can? if not Fuck Dat Bitch!!!
YOU STUPID SOOON OF A BITCH!!

you should be ashamed of your self man should atleast talked to someone before you broke up with your lady
the reason she gained all these feeling for you because women want what they cant have!! rule numero uno wheey!!
since you broke up with your old lady, she was like damn, cant believe hes single. imagine a lil baby seeing another baby playing with a toy he's seen for ages, till someone else play with that toy. now he wants it!!! once he get it hes like wow, this was gay why'd i want it? she got a taste of you and was not so impressed


leave this chick man, go back with your ex if you can? if not Fuck Dat Bitch!!!
User avatar #131717 to #131716 - spektre (05/06/2014) [-]
I mean, the relationship with my ex was crumbling anyway, this was just the nail in the coffin.
User avatar #131719 to #131717 - saltybanana (05/06/2014) [-]
like i said fuck dat bitch.

find another pretty young thang out there man, plenty f women out there brooo don't get stressed out over this hoe, shell end up coming back. and now you know
User avatar #131691 to #131689 - awesomerninjathing (05/06/2014) [-]
she seems a bit bipolar

ask her to make up her mind.
User avatar #131692 to #131691 - spektre (05/06/2014) [-]
I can't she's away and won't talk to me.
User avatar #131694 to #131692 - awesomerninjathing (05/06/2014) [-]
she won't talk to you... but she wants to get married?
User avatar #131703 to #131694 - spektre (05/06/2014) [-]
Apparently...
User avatar #131775 to #131703 - walhor (05/06/2014) [-]
Forget her.
0
#131697 to #131694 - spektre has deleted their comment [-]
#131688 - neededllama (05/06/2014) [-]
Uh I don't really need advice I just need to practice some Calc problems before the AP exam in two days and I can't remember what one of them is called. It's taught in the same unit as volume of rotation. As far as I know it's like making shapes off of the area between two lines, such as y=x and y=x^2, and making them based off of how wide apart the two lines are. If that's a shitty explanation I'm sorry. If you reply I'll try to explain better but yeah.   
   
If you have a link to a practice problem or two for some reason that'd be great, but I'm sure I'll find it if you don't.
Uh I don't really need advice I just need to practice some Calc problems before the AP exam in two days and I can't remember what one of them is called. It's taught in the same unit as volume of rotation. As far as I know it's like making shapes off of the area between two lines, such as y=x and y=x^2, and making them based off of how wide apart the two lines are. If that's a shitty explanation I'm sorry. If you reply I'll try to explain better but yeah.

If you have a link to a practice problem or two for some reason that'd be great, but I'm sure I'll find it if you don't.
User avatar #131721 to #131688 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/06/2014) [-]
Just remember the formula.

Integral ( Area(x)) dx

where Area(x) = pi* (outer(x)^2 - inner(x) ^2)

This is method of disks/rings

Then you have method of cylinders. It's the same process but now
Area(x) = 2pi*(radius(x))*(height(x))

often times the radius(x) = x and the height is f(x)
#131681 - Womens Study Major (05/06/2014) [-]
I jerk off a ton, and lately my orgasms have been getting worse. It's not like I do it too much because awhile before this started happening, I was satisfied. But lately it's more like "oh, it's over? Oh well." Is this something I should be concerned about (like ED?).
User avatar #131755 to #131681 - iridium (05/06/2014) [-]
>Jerk off a ton
>Orgasms getting worse

No shit? You just answered your own problem.
#131718 to #131681 - saltybanana (05/06/2014) [-]
your addicted buddy.

need to find something that gets you busy. sadly i was like this before because i like to life and stroking the tip makes your muscle bigger. well for me it does
User avatar #131686 to #131681 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/06/2014) [-]
Don't do it so much?
User avatar #140435 to #131686 - fucktotheyou (06/26/2014) [-]
This kills the man
User avatar #131680 - guardianatreyu (05/06/2014) [-]
Does anyone know of any stores out there that buy used books. Preferably comic book volumes. I got a bunch that I've been trying to sell but no one's buying them. I don't really wanna try selling them online because I don't have the time. Plus I just find it tedious. I know Half Price Books buys used books of all kinds. However, they usually give you very little or nothing at all. So if anyone could inform me of places that buy used books, please do inform me. I'd really appreciate it.
User avatar #131687 to #131680 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/06/2014) [-]
Try looking for a comic book dealer nearby. They have good stuff.
User avatar #131690 to #131687 - guardianatreyu (05/06/2014) [-]
Comic stores are a bust too. Not a single one buys used comics.
User avatar #131683 to #131680 - Nameloc (05/06/2014) [-]
You may want to try searching for a local book store that does this.

Other than that, all I can suggest really is selling it on Amazon.
User avatar #131684 to #131683 - guardianatreyu (05/06/2014) [-]
There's only two bookstores where I live and only one buys books. They don't give you shit though.
#131672 - Womens Study Major (05/05/2014) [-]
When would be the best time tell my crush how I feel and/or ask her out? I've been friends with her for almost a year, but we've never had a conversation face to face yet. We've made small talk, but that's about it because we're not in any classes together. Next year though, my school is getting their entire schedule changed, allowing us to have an hour during the day to roam around the entire school freely. So I'm hoping to talk to her more often next year. But should I be letting her know how I feel right NOW? I don't think it would be a good idea to do it now. What do you think?
User avatar #131685 to #131672 - Nameloc (05/06/2014) [-]
Waiting could be a good or bad thing.
Good, if you want really want to be sure that she likes you before telling her how you feel.
Bad, in case someone asks her out and she accepts.

What you want to do, is next time you and her engage in small talk, try to say something along the lines of wanting to get to know her more.
An example would be: "You seem like an awesome person, and it's a shame that we don't have much time to talk; I'd love to get to know you more. Would you want to go and get X sometime and talk?" (Or "Would you want to hang out sometime?" -- I believe that's how kids are initiating things these days. Clearly you can stray away from this line as much as you like, but the basis is there. Tell her you'd like to get to know her more because she seems interesting/ awesome/ whathaveyou and ask if she wants to hang out or go and grab something to eat sometime.)

When you do it, make sure you are speaking to her as you would speak to one of your male friends. Try to be calm, cool, and relaxed.

Personally, I would suggest you do it sooner rather than later.
Worst-case scenario you two become friends.
User avatar #131674 to #131672 - misticalz (05/05/2014) [-]
uhm lol ask her to hang out after school or at lunch dude. Why wait
User avatar #131693 to #131674 - awesomerninjathing (05/06/2014) [-]
did that work for you alex bb
#131695 to #131693 - misticalz (05/06/2014) [-]
lmao ya I was mackin on the chick saturday night
lmao ya I was mackin on the chick saturday night
User avatar #131696 to #131695 - awesomerninjathing (05/06/2014) [-]
yeye ma nigga hahahahahahahaha who is she?
User avatar #131699 to #131698 - awesomerninjathing (05/06/2014) [-]
that wasnt a yes or no q lol
User avatar #131700 to #131699 - misticalz (05/06/2014) [-]
exc use me >?
User avatar #131707 to #131702 - awesomerninjathing (05/06/2014) [-]
is it that chick that follows you on instagram
User avatar #131666 - mondamini (05/05/2014) [-]
So I was trying to get a gameboy colour emulator on my phone. Not working.
The app I'm using says I can download the ROM from the browser, yet when I go to download a file, it downloads and says "tap to open folder" yet when I tap nothing happens. I also cant find the file on my phone.

-Windows Phone, lumia 500, App-VGBC8
User avatar #131682 to #131666 - Nameloc (05/06/2014) [-]
It works best if you copy/ paste the ROM from your computer onto your phone.

(Plug it in VIA USB and, if the option is there, select "Use this device as a USB drive.")
User avatar #131662 - finblob ONLINE (05/05/2014) [-]
what does it mean when someone says your eyebrows are crisp as fuck i think senpai noticed me
User avatar #140437 to #131662 - fucktotheyou (06/26/2014) [-]
you've transcended into super sugoi mode
User avatar #140589 to #140437 - finblob ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
2slow
User avatar #131679 to #131662 - derpityhurr (05/05/2014) [-]
its a compliment
User avatar #131675 to #131662 - misticalz (05/05/2014) [-]
EYEBROW GAME STRONG.
User avatar #131661 - funnyjunkianonetwo (05/05/2014) [-]
Yo guys. How do I write a Russian accent? I need it for things.
User avatar #131671 to #131661 - makotoitou ONLINE (05/05/2014) [-]
OYYY I NEED VODKA BEAR GROWL GROWL INVADE THAT COUNTRY WITH LE ME ME GRILL BEARS
User avatar #131669 to #131661 - iridium (05/05/2014) [-]
YOU WRITE SENTENCE IN ALL CAPS AND USE LIMITED GRAMMAR. RUSSIAN DOES NOT USE CONTRACTION, PLURAL, PAST TENSE SOMETIMES USE FUTURE TENSE BUT NOT EVERY TIME , PRONOUN OR DETERMINER the, a, an WORD.

BONUS POINTS IF USE SPECIAL RUSSIAN WORD LIKE BODKA OR BORSHT.
User avatar #131663 to #131661 - ScottP (05/05/2014) [-]
They use a different sort of syntax when they talk
User avatar #131664 to #131663 - funnyjunkianonetwo (05/05/2014) [-]
Any chance you could give me an example?
User avatar #131665 to #131664 - ScottP (05/05/2014) [-]
I'm no expert on the subject, but here:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_grammar
User avatar #131657 - snarfalupticus (05/05/2014) [-]
Hey guys, could someone help me with stepmania? I downloaded it, but every time I open it, it says I got to uninstall it for it to work, and there's only three songs on it. I'm not too savvy when it comes to these things, so could someone please help me through it?
User avatar #131636 - hydromatic (05/05/2014) [-]
How do more social?
thx
User avatar #131651 to #131636 - drastronomy (05/05/2014) [-]
use voice chat in-game
#131642 to #131636 - Womens Study Major (05/05/2014) [-]
You scratch my back and I scratch yours ok? I am the anon below.
My number one tip is: be confident. If you are worried about people ignoring you and stufftry to think aabout this; each time, take it a step further. Each time you have one thing you didn't say, you say that the next time. Follow me? Each time you don't do something, do that extra thing the next time. Also think about our circumstances. We are nothing in the grand scheme. If they think you're weird, it's really nothing. And think about how you are better of just brushing it off or even better - making a joke at your expense. That if anything will make them feel safe around you. The most important thing is that you really enjoy it and that you want to be social for your sake and not sacrificing yourself for anyone else.
User avatar #131637 to #131636 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (05/05/2014) [-]
Get a job.
Force yourself to talk to people more.

If you can become decent friends with your coworkers, then not long afterwards you'll become more willing to be more social.
#131635 - Womens Study Major (05/05/2014) [-]
I've stopped fearing death and welcome it now. I live close to death in my everyday life, I mean, I take both psychological and physical medicine each day and I realize that life is just a game of genetics. Sure, I'm happy sometimes, and this day was 'pretty good' but I realized that this feeling of good simply is made to make me go on and bear kids. I'm 17 years old and feel ready to die or something. Help? I have a few friends and many family members who would miss me if I quit the genetic game they are all still playing though. So I guess I need to stay and act out my dronish desires. Yes, I am clinically depressed.
User avatar #131756 to #131635 - iridium (05/06/2014) [-]
I sorta know where you're coming from, I went through a sort of depression phase with a lot of morbid thoughts back when I was 17.

Life is not just a game of genetics. Sure, genetics will probably allow you to live longer, but genetics aren't what make people fat or ignorant. Genetics aren't what created the space program, the internet, or any of the great inventions of the modern world. On a personal note, I know a guy who was born with quadrilateral limb deficiency and he can kick my ass at PC games, goes to college and had a way better lookin' girlfriend than most guys at our age. I also have a legally retarded cousin who is an excellent football player in High School with a promising future in front of him and a family who is willing to support him all the way. I also know some people who are tall, skinny (and don't get fat), and smart, but are lazy and doing nothing with their lives.

Some people get the shit end of the stick in genetics and where they're born. It doesn't have to dictate their entire lives.

And no, you don't just live to spread your genes. That's merely the scientific, biological aspect of it, which is only one aspect of many in the "game" of life.
#131808 to #131756 - Womens Study Major (05/06/2014) [-]
Thanks.
User avatar #131640 to #131635 - ScottP (05/05/2014) [-]
Well no one's saying that there's only one way to live life.
User avatar #140438 to #131640 - fucktotheyou (06/26/2014) [-]
Snake, you can't let your genes control who you are
#131643 to #131640 - Womens Study Major (05/05/2014) [-]
What do you mean by that?
User avatar #131644 to #131643 - ScottP (05/05/2014) [-]
You seem to feel as though life is monotonous because at this point in your life (17) you've essentially been doing the same thing for the past 10 years. Life isn't about waiting for things to happen so that you can give yourself an excuse to do something great. It's about doing things for yourself and creating new goals.
#131647 to #131644 - Womens Study Major (05/05/2014) [-]
Okay, then. I guess I need to find something beyond the old genetic game , like, a higher goal right?
User avatar #131648 to #131647 - ScottP (05/05/2014) [-]
Yeah, but that's up for you to come up with. Everyone's goal is different.
#131650 to #131648 - Womens Study Major (05/05/2014) [-]
Of course
#131633 - Womens Study Major (05/05/2014) [-]
test[spoiler] test[spoiler] test[spoiler] test [/spoiler] [/spoiler] [/spoiler]
User avatar #131623 - myfourthaccount (05/05/2014) [-]
Hey guys. Do condom dry you out? (Both female and male answers appreciated). So I met this girl at a party last friday, things happened, we went to my room, yadi yadi yada, we got around to fucking. I had run out of condoms and my roommate didn't have any in his drawer so I had this chick had to give me one of those generic ones they hand out at our Uni's health center.

Anyways so I put the condom on and try to get inside her but it wouldn't slip in no matter how hard we tried so I try to adjust the condom but when I touched it it was completely dry (it said it was pre-lubricated on the package) and when she had gotten dry as fuck too which was weird because she was dripping wet 5 minutes before I tried to get inside her.

So my question is, has this ever happened to you guys? Cause it's the fourth time it's happened to me and I don't know if it's the condoms or if I'm allergic to the lube or something. Also, any suggestions as to how to fix this?
User avatar #131631 to #131623 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (05/05/2014) [-]
Could just be cheap condoms. Condoms expire too, 'ya know.

You could look into getting a form of lube such as 'Wet.'
Also, Trojan makes lube, btw.
User avatar #131634 to #131631 - myfourthaccount (05/05/2014) [-]
Good point. I didn't check the expiration date on this one, but the other three times it has happened, the condoms were brand new. Would you recommend water based ones?
User avatar #131638 to #131634 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (05/05/2014) [-]
Water-based == Yes.

Although, I only know this from working at Amazon.
The only type of lube people would buy was water-based.
User avatar #131639 to #131638 - myfourthaccount (05/05/2014) [-]
yeah I heard oil based ones can dissolve the latex. Which would pretty much defeat the purpose of even using one haha.

Thanks for the help man
User avatar #131625 to #131623 - myfourthaccount (05/05/2014) [-]
oh and my dick was dry as fuck too so I couldn't maintain an erection after that happened
#131616 - thenewneone (05/05/2014) [-]
Does anyone have the picture of a guy doing the middle finger to a sad cat?
#131620 to #131618 - thenewneone (05/05/2014) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #131621 to #131620 - rakuraimasuta (05/05/2014) [-]
You're welcome
 Friends (0)