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#194895 - blueninja
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(08/24/2015) [-]
OK FJ try not to troll this is something I am passionate about. I LARP, im 27 and I larp. Now before you go fllyin off the handle with visions in your head about fat nerds throwing foam balls at each other screaming "lightning bolt, LIGHTNING BOLT" first off let me say its not that kind of larp. its the kind of Larp where you can legally shield bash someone off their feet and bash them into submission. any way a few months ago I broke my third metacarpal on my right hand, like legitimate broken in two like a kit kat bar. anyway didn't need surgery but had to wear a cast for 8 weeks. now almost 3 1/2 months later I still have partial paralysis in two fingers and my grip is only at about half strength. My fighting career may be over which makes me sad. mostly because this was a sport where I could really get my daily exercise in. It essentially kept me from land whale status. what do?? im the one in blue and black
#194897 to #194895 - confusedasian
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(08/24/2015) [-]
>Now before you go fllyin off the handle with visions in your head about fat nerds
> im the one in blue and black
>Fat
> nerdy


Jokes aside, you could have just said that you broke your hand but still want to excercise. If you're self conscious about being called a fat nerd that is. I don't larp, I could never get into it (I can. I'll just take it to far and actually be over excited and actively violent.). If you still want to excercise, like what about it did you like?

I don't know if you're the same as me. It sort of sounds like it, but I don't like excercising unless it's like playing a sport or game. For example, running? Fuck that. Run around playing basketball for 4 hours straight? No problem. I like that. If you are the same, I would just suggest some sport that doesn't require your hands/doesn't use it much. Like soccer.
#194902 to #194897 - blueninja
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(08/24/2015) [-]
And yes there are many fat and nerdy peeps in the dagorhir community make no mistake but not as many as you think i think the ratio is around 1 fatty to 3 jock looking motherfuckers. I assure you it's like nothing you could imagine. Standard event consists of battle until 3pm, tournaments of one on one, two on one, four v four, etc. then going back to camp to bullshit around a fire, camping, booze, parties with titty competitions, bardic tourneys(singing, storytelling, stand up, and once even a drunken kazoo medley), then fire dancers/eaters. and then we do it again the next day. Im even in a guild called the poisoners and our job is to run an open bar that only accepts tips.
#195005 to #194902 - welliguessitsaname
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(08/24/2015) [-]
That sounds sweet. Can you explain the rules?
#194900 to #194897 - blueninja
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(08/24/2015) [-]
I know im chunky friend no doubt but this sport managed to keep my interest, ive tried all kinds of sports growing up Ive done sparring, basketball, football (played free safety and later center) soocer (mid field), all kinds of shit. but I lost interest and slowly became a couch potato until i weighed over 350 lb. Dagorhir (the name of the larp i do) came with it a community and sport unlike any other. I trained and trained and lost over 80 lbs in a matter of under 2 years. after the accident on the field i got benched for over three months and now my doctor is pressuring me into hanging up my gear. I am in crisis mode mode I do not believe I will ever be able to embrace any other sport the way i did Dagorhir. My question really is do I keep fighting and risk serious injury or do i throw in the towel and resign myself to going to the gym to try and keep getting in better shape.
#195126 to #194900 - urmothersass
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(08/26/2015) [-]
Jiu jitsu. Same community atmosphere, less risk.
#194892 - rereviven
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(08/24/2015) [-]
womanexplain

How beta is it to girls if a guy uses fruity ass shampoo every time he showers? I have always used my fruity ass shampoo and just thought about it today if it makes me seem like a cringey beta
#194922 to #194892 - minutes
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(08/24/2015) [-]
When I sleep at my gf's house, I don't even bring a shampoo, I just use hers. There is absolutely nothing wrong with it and I don't see why anyone would be complaining.
#194916 to #194892 - joshlol
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(08/24/2015) [-]
why would you even bring up the brand of shampoo you use with a woman
I don't see why anyone would give a fuck
#194915 to #194892 - dingdongsingsong
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(08/24/2015) [-]
I think guys should use nicely scented stuff more often, gets bitches wet
#194913 to #194892 - womanexplain
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(08/24/2015) [-]
I think it's cute, it's about personal preference.
But seriously if you like fruity ass shampoos, keep using fruity ass shampoos!
Do u boo
#194959 to #194913 - rereviven
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(08/24/2015) [-]
Sweet green apple shampoo forever
#194971 to #194959 - womanexplain
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(08/24/2015) [-]
sah cute
#194908 to #194892 - dehumanizer
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(08/24/2015) [-]
ahaha enjoy beeing a permavirgin
#194912 to #194908 - womanexplain
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(08/24/2015) [-]
Do an Amanda Todd and drink bleach wouldya
#194919 to #194912 - dehumanizer
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(08/24/2015) [-]
not good enough
#194920 to #194919 - womanexplain
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(08/24/2015) [-]
Like ur life
#194926 to #194920 - dehumanizer
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(08/24/2015) [-]
nah im bound to succseed
#194973 to #194926 - womanexplain
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(08/24/2015) [-]
at failing haha xd
#194975 to #194973 - dehumanizer
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(08/24/2015) [-]
nah i'll be rich and succesfull while you will be an obsese coalburner single mom on welfare
#194977 to #194975 - womanexplain
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(08/24/2015) [-]
ok
ok
#194898 to #194892 - confusedasian
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(08/24/2015) [-]
There's nothing wrong with smelling like mangoes dude.
#194893 to #194892 - anon
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(08/24/2015) [-]
No. As long as you don't smell like toilet water, most girls like guys that have certain scents.
#194894 to #194893 - anon
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(08/24/2015) [-]
Anything but Axe, most girls like.
#194891 - sineztro
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(08/24/2015) [-]
Hey does anyone have Plant Systematics 2nd edition by Michael G. Simpson
ISBN 978-0123743800
Or at least provide me a decent lead
#194879 - lobselvith
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(08/24/2015) [-]
How should I go about confronting a coworker about her treating me like I'm retarded, if at all? I don't know her that well, and she already doesn't like me, so I feel like it'd sound really stupid coming from me asking her to talk in private. I don't even know for sure that she'll take me seriously if or when I talk to her about it.

The thing is, she treats me like human garbage. She always acts like I don't know my head from my ass and then talks shit to coworkers about how stupid and incompetent I am. It's destroying my self-esteem, I'm sick of dreading going to work because of this shit. I don't want to tell my boss about this fuckery just yet, because I don't want to make a mess of things. I just want to sort it out and put a stop to it.

I have aspergers and ADHD, but I can't really tell coworkers because I lied on my job app about not having any mental disorders/disabilities. If word gets around to my boss, I could get fired for lying about it. Plus, I'm already really embarassed about it and it's always sort of felt like an excuse to me. 'Hurr can't help the way I am durr'

I know I do really dumb shit without thinking and lack better judgement, and I totally understand that that can make me an asspain to work with sometimes. I do this stuff A LOT, and it's already embarrassing enough on it's own. I don't appreciate having it indirectly rubbed in my face. I don't plan on telling her that I'm socially retarded, more that I already know that I'm an idiot and don't need to be reminded of it so harshly.

Anyway, I feel really uncomfortable and awkward asking her to meet in private because I don't know how she'll react. I don't know where we'd go or when would be the right time.
#194880 to #194879 - putitinsideme
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(08/24/2015) [-]
but ask to talk to her in private, there's nothing wrong with that, you're in the right for standing up for yourself. Say something like:

"I have heard of the things you've been saying about me behind my back, and more to the point what you actually say directly. I treat you with respect, and even when I mess up, I expect the same treatment back with no exceptions. That's it."

if you want her to stop being that way, you either pick your game up (which is easier said than done) or confront her about it in a polite way.
#194881 to #194880 - lobselvith
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(08/24/2015) [-]
I think my problem is that I can't think clearly when I'm at work - or really any time. I have so much going on in my head that I'm distracted all the time, I don't think things through before I do them which leads to a lot of fuck-ups in such a fast-paced work environment. My thought process is really backwards and jumbled.

Of course I could 'pick up my game' and pop a few pills so that I'm not so distracted all the time, but I've been down that road and I've seen what messing around with perscriptive pills does to people. No thanks.
#194884 to #194881 - putitinsideme
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(08/24/2015) [-]
Is it possible to lie and say you were recently diagnosed with those things?
#194887 to #194884 - lobselvith
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(08/24/2015) [-]
Mmmmmaybe. I'm not sure though, I feel like that would still somehow put my job in jeapordy. I could just be paranoid.

I mean, I really don't want to straight up lie about it, but I don't think I really have any other choice here.
#194890 to #194887 - putitinsideme
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(08/24/2015) [-]
It sounds like you already knew that was the best course of action to take haha, you're right though.
#194883 to #194881 - anon
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(08/24/2015) [-]
Be serious in a professional manner. Just going up to her and saying "We need to talk" can be a little strange, especially if you two don't know each other that well. Maybe not even start off by saying that, maybe just go straight to her and say "Listen, I know what you've been saying about me and I don't appreciate it." Tell her if her attitude and behavior toward you doesn't improve, you'd going to have a talk with your boss.
#195127 to #194883 - urmothersass
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(08/26/2015) [-]
Problem with this idea is that he's admitted that he fucks up at work a bunch. If he plays the boss card she could call his bluff. If he complains to the boss, it may bring up a convo on whether she has a point and his work is shitty. That's the only thing holding dude back from telling this bitch to fuck off.
Best option is to control what you can, which is your reaction and work performance. Kill this ho with kindness and truly try your hardest to do a good job. If your happy with yourself itll work out (obviously easier said than done, but truly trying is most of the battle).
Also, if you wanted to be a sneaky mofo, speak to the coworkers she shits on you to behind your back about why she's always being a cunt towards you. If you're polite to people at work, and they're not vapid cunts like she is, they'll start to wonder why she acts that way too.
#194877 - hellboundstrength
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(08/24/2015) [-]
i really need your help, should i tell my canadian club that ive been seeing other drinks? i had a beautiful night a week ago with el tesoro tequila and a kirkland vodka the week before that. what should i do?
#194875 - thefunnyside
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(08/24/2015) [-]
www.cdisplayex.com/ Is it safe to download? Where can I download a program that reads .cbr files?
#194934 to #194875 - swigs
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(08/24/2015) [-]
Yeah it is, what comics you gonna read?
#194935 to #194934 - thefunnyside
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(08/24/2015) [-]
Deus Ex comics
#194937 to #194935 - swigs
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(08/24/2015) [-]
>Not reading these comics, pleb
#194938 to #194937 - thefunnyside
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(08/24/2015) [-]
I've wanted to get into comics, just never really knew where to start.
#195043 to #194938 - hirollin
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(08/25/2015) [-]
if you like dc new 52 is a good place to start. pick a hero, go to viewcomic.com and start reading.
#194939 to #194938 - swigs
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(08/24/2015) [-]
Just start reading em' it's like anime once you read a couple you're glued
#194940 to #194939 - thefunnyside
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(08/24/2015) [-]
Will do!
#194832 - euphoricturtle
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(08/23/2015) [-]
I can't seem to get over my ex...

It's been over 2 years since we last spoke and I've been in a relationship with my current girlfriend since then, but I still feel horrible, depressed and like I'm gonna burst into tears everytime I see something that reminds me of her or even think about her and the times we shared... It probably wasn't the greatest or most perfect relationship ever it was my first real love, or so I thought.. We where kids and there was something so innocent about it, it was borderline fairy-tale love and... Fucking god damn man, I don't know what to do, I just feel so confused and sad...
#194873 to #194832 - womanexplain
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(08/23/2015) [-]
Your first love and most innocent love is always the hardest to get over. I think that if your current girlfriend isn't enough to move you past your ex then maybe she's just not right for you.
Even if your current girlfriend is a wonderful wonderful woman, maybe you just need to be alone.
#194874 to #194873 - womanexplain
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(08/23/2015) [-]
It's not fair on her if you're thinking of someone else.
#194864 to #194832 - joshlol
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(08/23/2015) [-]
#194841 to #194832 - dehumanizer
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(08/23/2015) [-]
kill yourself my nigga, there is no way out
#194860 to #194841 - nigalthornberry
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(08/23/2015) [-]
That was simple even for you
#194861 to #194860 - dehumanizer
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(08/23/2015) [-]
its a simple solution to a simple problem
#194833 to #194832 - captainfuckitall
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(08/23/2015) [-]
The problem is you're idolizing it.

Just the way you talk now, it's obvious you want to be back in it and you wish it could have been different, so of course you're going to be unable to get over it. It's like thinking of a chocolate cake, so long as you remember it as delicious, you will want another slice; it's that simple.

Memories are your enemy here. Not because of WHAT you remember, but HOW. You two broke up for a reason, probably had more than a few fights, and a lot of it was most likely awkward and stupid; yet because you are remembering it through rose-tinted glasses, it seems like sunshine and rainbows rather than the crap it probably was.

The way of getting over it is the same way as killing your addiction to chocolate cake. You get out there, make new memories, try new things, discover BETTER things. "But I love chocolate cake!", yeah, but you're forgetting how crappy it was when you ate too much. "But I CAN'T get over my addiction for delicious chocolate cake!" because you're not trying to, and you're not trying to because you constantly think of it as delicious, and you constantly think of it as delicious because you refuse to see it any other way. Dig it?
#194840 to #194833 - euphoricturtle
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(08/23/2015) [-]
You're right Captainfuckitall.. I need to stop glorifying the good parts and undermining the bad parts like the fact she cheated on me more than once and how much of a controlling bitch she was most of the time.. Sure the cake tasted nice but it was filled with laxatives. Memories have always been a enemy to me since I have a tendency to look back at the past and feel nostalgic about everything, even the dumb shit. I just deleted our 35,000 message long chatlog from Facebook and the 80 clips I had of her singing. I need to learn how to let the past be the past and not get sentimental about all my experiences. Thank you Captain, thank you..
#194843 to #194840 - captainfuckitall
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(08/23/2015) [-]
Don't thank me, you're the one who's doing it; thank YOURSELF for the strength to do so. It's good to delete the messages and videos, but do not count them; counting leads to value and sentimentality, just understand that she was someone you talked to and is no longer in your life, and that's okay.

You do not need to hate her either, of course. All you must do is understand she was a 'time', and that time has passed, and you are healthier for it. You can even reminisce about it in a bittersweet way, but you cannot let it undermine the fact that she was NOT healthy for you.

You'll make it, I know you will; I wouldn't be talking to you if I didn't.
#194831 - deckbox
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(08/23/2015) [-]
accidentally fell on my girlfriend whilst messing around, was completely unintentional but hurt her leg, now she thinks i am some kind of disaster and spread it all over facebook painting me as some lout, I don't know it is really disheartening, I am not here very often so i ry to make the most of things but it seems one thing or another is going wrong, o r even if something does it gets blown way out of proportion.

part of me tries to act like I did when was younger, since my gf is 10 years younger I try to act it too i suppose but now in my 30s it is like my body isn't as reactive as it used to be. who knows but i feel awful enough about it without her adding fuel to the fire.
#194865 to #194831 - joshlol
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(08/23/2015) [-]
>and spread it all over facebook

christ I can't stand people like this
cringey as fuck
every mundane detail of your shitty little life just HAS to be broadcast all over plebbook because the world revolves around her
#194899 to #194865 - deckbox
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(08/24/2015) [-]
the other thing is it is restricted to a certain group of family and friends which means they are even posted behind my back.

but at least we talk about it i think it was just over react.

But yeah it is a thing I have always hated. since we initially met on facebook it kind of has taken up large apparetus of our history, but not so much these days, however it seems whenever the slighteset thing goes wrong off it goes like shovelling shit throughout the streets. Why? what does it have to do with anyone?

She even registered with CAMFROG again for fuck knows why, it is like why do you have to go to others about our issues instead of talking to me about them since you know we have been together for pretty much 4 5 years now...

same withh me i guess but at least i have the balls to say things without the need to spread it like od wives gossip.
#194849 to #194831 - gharshi
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(08/23/2015) [-]
I dunno man. I really think she's over reacting, or maybe she's just messing around and teasing and you're taking her reaction too seriously. just tell her you didn't mean to do it intentionally and apologize. the rest is really out of your hand
#194858 to #194849 - deckbox
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(08/23/2015) [-]
i guess, i mean we are still talking and fucking etc, eh guess going to have to be that more careful she is like pretty thin and scrawny ( but in a sexyhot way not like mtg player who doesnt lift scrawny) and I have like 4-5 stone on her, lot smaller than other broads i have dated in the past.

#194842 to #194831 - anon
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(08/23/2015) [-]
lose some weight you fat sack of shit
#194856 to #194842 - deckbox
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(08/23/2015) [-]
i'm like 12 - 13 stone, thing is she is pretty small and thin andI usually dated 'thicker' girls, so I guess usual horseplay antics needed dialing back
#194834 to #194831 - captainfuckitall
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(08/23/2015) [-]
If you feel awful about your body, work on it. There's no such thing as too much exercise or eating too healthy; just get at it and soon you'll find SHE'S not as reactive as you.

About her posting of your screw-ups, that happens, people will notice and get a kick out of it. The best way to not be disheartened is to tease her about something, take it with good humour, or make it an inside joke.

All of those aside, it's probably not best to be dating someone 20 anyways. Most 20 year olds are very silly, strive for attention, and have no idea where they want to be in life. If your girlfriend makes you feel such a way and doesn't care for how YOU feel about it, chances are she's just a bad person.
#194859 to #194834 - deckbox
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(08/23/2015) [-]
ah not like Fat only 13 stone ) but have been blitzing it since I have been here, sweat like a bullfrog and been lifting heavy water bails alot, pressups etc all usual stuff , But my legs have been acting up an awful lot lately, maybe should get them looked at, i dunno if getting arthritis or some shit coz at times they hurt like hell.

Yeah alot of it is over reacting i mean despite similar interests and lifestyles it is still that generational gap. she just turned 21 recently, so i guess can expect more 20s orientated way of thinking than that of me who has grown up alot. I know I was more impulsive etc back then.
#194819 - llamasattack
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(08/23/2015) [-]
neeed help. converting metric system with not just length but time mass and temp too. It's confusing the fuck out of me. heres a problem : cars going 55.67 km/h. how fast is it moving in m/s. if theres mass and time in there? how do I change them. please help
#194882 to #194819 - paintskillz
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(08/24/2015) [-]
Always use dimensional analysis, very easy set up and allows you to solve complex conversions in a simple way
#194822 to #194819 - ericarthurblair
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(08/23/2015) [-]
is that meter per second or miles per second?
#194823 to #194822 - llamasattack
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(08/23/2015) [-]
meters per sec
#194827 to #194823 - ericarthurblair
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(08/23/2015) [-]
1 kilometer is 1000 kilo meaning 1000 meters and 1 hour is 3600s , so you go 3600/1000 and get the 3,6 to multiply with instead of having to convert manually
#194826 to #194823 - thenippyone
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(08/23/2015) [-]
if meeters per second then divide the speed in kmph by 60 to get kmpmin, then multiply it by 1000 to get mpmin, then divide by 60 again to get mpsec.

idk what mass and time got to do with it tho
#194825 to #194823 - ericarthurblair
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(08/23/2015) [-]
you go from km/h to m/s by dividing through 3,6 , and from m/s to km/h by multiplying with 3,6
#194820 to #194819 - thenippyone
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(08/23/2015) [-]
55.67 kmph = 34.59 mph. then you divide it by 60 (60 min in an hour) and get 0.57 mpmin, then divide that by 60 and get miles per second if that's what you need.
#194824 to #194820 - llamasattack
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(08/23/2015) [-]
thank you n its somewhat. just trying to find out how to convert the shit. i mean its hard to understand from going from a weight or legnth, to a time
#194818 - anon
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(08/23/2015) [-]
So I'm like 26 and still single, why, because I just don't like most people ( the way they act, what they consider fun and moraly right). The ONLY person I met and really liked was here on FJ, but that got fcked up. Everywhere I look, I just don't seem to be attracted to anyone apart from their looks, and if I try to hook up with someone just for the fun I get a massive headache and a (you shouldn't do that, you'll regret it later and it's wrong) feeling.

Is this normal

#194835 to #194818 - captainfuckitall
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(08/23/2015) [-]
No, granted, sleeping and falling in love with everyone you meet isn't normal either. Stop worrying about whether something is usual or not and either devote yourself to something OTHER than looking for relationships or just find someone who shares your interests. The best way to do that is join clubs or look for groups.

Or you could skip all that by just not caring, giving affection to yourself, and focusing on what you enjoy doing.
#194852 to #194835 - anon
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(08/23/2015) [-]
yep I tend to not give a fck and do what I enjoy. But sometimes I wonder if I'm doing something wrong. But hey fck it, I'm alive and well. If I get in a relationship I don't like just for the sake of appearing "normal" I'd prob be less happy, so fck it.
#194805 - anon
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(08/23/2015) [-]
Should I tell the guy I'm dating that I'm a virgin?
I feel like that would put pressure on him or he might feel more anxious to be my first and try to rush it. If you were this guy, would you want to know?
#194888 to #194805 - makotoitou
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(08/24/2015) [-]
let him know casually
#194870 to #194805 - anon
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(08/23/2015) [-]
depends on how old you are. i'd like to know. if you are in your 20's might as well go the distance and wait till you're married. true love waits and all that stuff. plus from what I hear you are statistically less likely to get a divorce if you get married as a virgin. as for a citation. well fuck all i don't have any sept this graph.
#194867 to #194805 - joshlol
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(08/23/2015) [-]
assuming the relationship is serious he'll probably find it a good thing
#194836 to #194805 - captainfuckitall
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(08/23/2015) [-]
That depends on the type of guy he is.

I would personally like to know, not out of the 'value' of it, but just because I would want to be more gentle. If he's the type of guy to show concern and patience, go for it. If not, why are you dating someone like that anyways?
#194829 to #194805 - flufflepuff
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(08/23/2015) [-]
I would just not mention the topic unless it comes up.

If he tries to rush it, i'd suggest not losing it for him.
#194828 to #194805 - schurftinator
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(08/23/2015) [-]
to be very honest imo if you're not comfortable enough to tell him you're a virgin you shouldn't have sex with him yet?
and even if he wants to rush it, you don't have to have sex with him if you don't want to. never let someone push you into doing something you're not comfortable with
#194821 to #194805 - gabsmatags
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(08/23/2015) [-]
Only let it be known if two or more of the following conditions apply:
-you really don't care who knows it
-your relationship becomes serious
-you are prepared to become sexually active with him
-you trust him enough not to pressure you
#194816 to #194805 - Anonymis
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(08/23/2015) [-]
Honestly if he doesnt know then whatever.

Although for gay sex a heads up on being inexperienced can help, as gay sex takes some getting used too. Cant just fuck bums, ya know?

If you know how to prepare and you're sure you can do it without help then don't tell him. Leave it as a surprise.
#194812 to #194805 - anon
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(08/23/2015) [-]
You only lose your virginity after you get married.
#194808 to #194805 - dehumanizer
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(08/23/2015) [-]
no, guys dont like virgins, make sure you had atlest 15 previous sexsual partners before seriously datying
#194800 - girrafalopegis
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(08/23/2015) [-]
I have a really bad soda addiction, like 4 or 5 cans a day. I drink a few cups of water too, but not enough. I can't stop. What do?
#194936 to #194800 - swigs
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(08/24/2015) [-]
Well like, if it's like not diet coke and shit which is just sugar just start drinking stuff like pepsi max or coke zero honestly it's not even bad for you.
#195128 to #194936 - urmothersass
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(08/26/2015) [-]
Lol enjoy your aspartame cancer, friend.
Anyway, op, for the first 20 years of my life the only context in which I would drink water is if I was playing a sport and ran out of gatorade (usually brought two bottles so that didn't happen much). Legit thought water tasted nasty. You know how I stopped? I just fucking stopped and started drinking nasty ass water. It's literally like any drug addiction. Man the fuck up, go cold turkey and start drinking water. Mix in the occasional Naked veggie juice for when you feel your slipping. There's people in the world with fucking heroin addictions that get clean, just fucking stop.
#194889 to #194800 - makotoitou
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(08/24/2015) [-]
COLD TURKEY
#194868 to #194800 - joshlol
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(08/23/2015) [-]
COLD TURKEY
#194803 to #194800 - confusedasian
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(08/23/2015) [-]
Stop buying soda and use a substitute. The walmart I live near sells carbonated flavor water. Basically fizzy flavored water. After a week or so, change to normal flavor water, then after a week water. I'm just doing a substitute version of the drug rehab thing. Like they still do drugs, just smaller doses day after day. Same thing, just less carbonation after a couple weeks.

Alternatively, I went from soda, to green tea (cold not hot, the one by lipton. Look at picture), to flavored water, to just plain water. Maybe you could do the same.
#194804 to #194803 - girrafalopegis
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(08/23/2015) [-]
I'll investigate the local Stop and Shop's seltzer and MiO selections, definitely for the best. Diet sodas are killing my teeth and starting to give me headaches.

Cheers man.
#194790 - joshlol
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(08/23/2015) [-]
>weigh myself for the first time in a year
>underweight

should I just eat mcdonalds for a month?
#194885 to #194790 - paintskillz
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(08/24/2015) [-]
I weighed in at 123 lbs and 5'8 skeleton king when summer started. So I started eating 4000 calories a day, 3000 through healthy foods like eggs, rice, pasta and chicken and 1000 as a shake using a mass gainer before I went to sleep serious mass or something like that it was called Went to the gym six days a week for the entire summer, now up to 145 lbs from putting on muscle and look like a fuckboi
#194909 to #194885 - joshlol
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(08/24/2015) [-]
are mass gainers good? do they work well?
#194997 to #194909 - paintskillz
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(08/24/2015) [-]
Yeah but they are only supplements and not "replacements" You should still eat 3 meals a day and supplement with the gainer. If you work out hard and take the gainer it will help you gain muscle. If you dont work out and take the gainer you will gain fat.
#194850 to #194790 - schurftinator
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(08/23/2015) [-]
please don't eat a shitload of junkfood to gain weight; just because you're underweight doesn't mean that it isn't still incredibly unhealthy for you.

Try eating other foods with 'healthy fats' in it, like non-skim milk, fatty cheese, (unsalted) nuts like peanuts (which are pretty cheap), stuff like that. Eat these kind of things as snacks between meals!
#194813 to #194790 - jedimage
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(08/23/2015) [-]
Eat meat
Lots of it.
#194809 to #194790 - dehumanizer
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(08/23/2015) [-]
junkfood
#194791 to #194790 - sineztro
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(08/23/2015) [-]
Don't do it, butnyeah eat a little more
#194792 to #194791 - joshlol
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(08/23/2015) [-]
why not?
#194795 to #194792 - sineztro
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(08/23/2015) [-]
Also Mc'Ds is shit
#194796 to #194795 - joshlol
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(08/23/2015) [-]
but good for putting on weight fast and cheap right?
#194798 to #194796 - sineztro
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(08/23/2015) [-]
Yes and no yes in that you can put onweight and it is cheap no because if you don't limit this intakeit will hurt you alot
#194794 to #194792 - confusedasian
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(08/23/2015) [-]
Fast food is only good like once a week. Any more and it's pretty disgusting. To me at least.
#194797 to #194794 - joshlol
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(08/23/2015) [-]
yeah it tastes like shit for sure but I just wanna put on weight dast
#194801 to #194797 - confusedasian
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(08/23/2015) [-]
Like just eat like you normally would and then sleep. You're not using that energy you just ingested so it'll be stored in your body as fat. Easy weight gain, and you don't need to eat crap. Alternatively, bro work out. Get muscle weight and look good while doing it.
#194802 to #194801 - joshlol
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(08/23/2015) [-]
I'll maybe start a new job next week so I honestly doubt I'll feel like working out at least for a few weeks to get used to the hours/routine

maybe a little at weekends
#194799 to #194797 - sineztro
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(08/23/2015) [-]
make potato tacos
#194787 - englman
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(08/22/2015) [-]
I suffer from IBS Irritable Bowel Syndrome and was wondering if anyone has found any medicines/techniques for relieving their anxiety-crippled stomach.

I've tried famotidine anti-acid , carafate anti-ulcer , and a mild sedative-type drug I had prescribed to me a while back during a different flare-up. None of these work particularly well, but do slightly help, SOMETIMES.

I feel like I've accidentally formed anxiety-triggers as well felt bad at least twice during these specific instances and just assume that I'll feel bad during that activity/time again. , and have no clue how you undo something like that. (ex: Dinner time, lying down for bed, masturbating, going to class, getting up early in the morning, etc.)

Any help would be nice, especially if you have/have had IBS. I'm tired of almost constantly having stomach issues..

(I also don't believe that I have Ulcerative Colitis or severe ulcers, as I never have bloody stool of any kind. Usually just occasional stabbing pains under my ribcage/naval and mostly just experience weird pressures and nausea, etc. If that's helpful information.)
#194857 to #194787 - schurftinator
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(08/23/2015) [-]
hi!

I also have a really bad stomach, I've had it tested before and nothing really bad came out so they started talking about IBS so I basically stopped with getting tested at that point. IBS, from what I understand, is also commonly used as an umbrella term for a lot of conditions. Like your stomach just sucks and hurts often, but it isn't lethal, so kind of leaving you having to deal with it.
So though I don't really have any GREAT advice, I know what you're going through and I know how much it sucks! I never tried any medication (often medication makes my stomach hurt even worse?) so I can't help you on that. The only thing I have been doing is keeping a diary to discover what foods really cause me the worst aches. Like I've discovered that drinking large quantities of milk or other dairy products sets my stomach off, or really spicy food. It sucks, because I love spicy foods and I love milkshakes (not the combination though), but at least I can keep an eye on not taking them too often (and especially not when I have something important that day!)

I hope this helps a little bit! Also the anxiety-triggers there is really nothing else you can do but slowly and safely engaging in those activities again and again to show your brain that there really isn't anything to worry about I know it's counter-intuitive, but that's how people with traumatic experiences need to learn to live with it too; it's called exposure-therapy. check it out!
#194863 to #194857 - englman
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(08/23/2015) [-]
Thank you for your reply! It's really nice just to have another person that understands how bad it is lol. I've been trying to figure out which drugs seem to help and which ones don't for me. So far I think famotidine is the most helpful. carafate seems to nauseate me a bit I figure cutting back on medications would be a good way to make my stomach less irritable as well, so I've been experimenting with which ones to take. It's a shame that it effects what/when we can eat! I also love spicy foods, so it's a really crappy problem to have X\

Your reply did help, and it also reinforced the idea that I should keep a food diary lol. I started a couple of days ago and it's a bit frustrating to keep up with. But it seems like the best thing to do. I'll look into exposure-therapy and see if I can speed that up a bit. I know I would usually just "get there eventually" but maybe there are ways to help it along, and now that I have a name for it, I know how to search more specifically

Thank you very much for taking the time to reply to me, I greatly appreciate it
#194785 - valourinfj
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(08/22/2015) [-]
I just bought a replacement Bezel, Backlid and hinges for my laptop and I just found out that the bezel on the placement is bent a bit at the bottom like from heat damage or something pushing on it upwards and I don't know if I can replacement, it hasn't been a month but I bought this from ebay. Am I just fucked and have to buy a new Bezel?
#194786 to #194785 - valourinfj
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(08/22/2015) [-]
24 days, it has been 24 days since I bought it.
#194781 - voteshantae
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(08/22/2015) [-]
Anyone know anything about what it's like to work at home?

ie: reserving hotel rooms from home for Hilton Hotels?

Someone told me it pays well and tbh I hate my job at Amazon.
#194789 to #194781 - anon
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(08/22/2015) [-]
I'm a web admin for an online jewelry store and it's a pretty hit or miss job for most people. I save on gas from not having to drive to work everyday, I don't have to get dressed or even leave my bed, and I can start my work anytime. It gets pretty samey after a while and you get tired of just being coped up in your house all day. I don't hate my job, but it's on I would only recommend to people who are in between jobs and not looking for a career in home working.
#194793 to #194789 - hirollin
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(08/23/2015) [-]
Wouldn't mind learning more about that. What koalifications and skills does it take to do that? Also salary and all that jazz.
#194807 to #194793 - anon
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(08/23/2015) [-]
The pay really depends on the store you work for. The company I work for now is small and can only pays me $13 an hour while my previous admin job paid me $20 an hour. The qualifications however can vary greatly. My first job had me intern for 5 months while learning web design and coding and my second just basically had me relearn administration tact. The actually job only has me contact customers with questions and fix bugs around the website.
#194817 to #194807 - hirollin
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(08/23/2015) [-]
Did you get a computer science degree to get your foot in the door? Curious as to how you were able to get an internship otherwise. 5 months of paid training is next to unheard of though.
#194777 - haydentheviking
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(08/22/2015) [-]
Hey guys, So i found out this girl my mates tried to hook me up with in year 10 is going to college and her sister was messaging me about it as the girl did not have fb at the time and she was asking questions about the course she applied for I had just finished the exact course

fast forward 20 odd days shes made a account, I've not seen her in a year and shes really hot

some of my mates say message her but idk cause if i see her on the bus to college in a week and a bit i can talk to her there so im just wondering what you guys think i should do

Message or talk irl?
#194810 to #194777 - dehumanizer
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(08/23/2015) [-]
do nothin
#194851 to #194810 - haydentheviking
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(08/23/2015) [-]
Thanks dehumanizer


love u b
#194778 to #194777 - minutes
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(08/22/2015) [-]
Why not have both? Message her first, talk later.
#194779 to #194778 - haydentheviking
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(08/22/2015) [-]
Could do im just pretty freaked that if i was to talk first it would become a dry convo or no reply lol

I think i just need to man up lol
#194780 to #194779 - minutes
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(08/22/2015) [-]
If you have nothing to talk about, play the question game. It's a neat little thing that helped me a lot in the past. You ask a question, she has to answer. Now it's her turn, she asks you answer etc. You can start with basic stuff like favorite color and move to personal stuff naturally.
#195129 to #194780 - urmothersass
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(08/26/2015) [-]
Ewww. That game is super gay.
#194782 to #194780 - haydentheviking
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(08/22/2015) [-]
Could do, see how it goes i guess i remember her being quite shy so it might be easier to talk on fb


Also gotta find out if shes got a bf i dont think so but still y'know
#194783 to #194782 - minutes
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(08/22/2015) [-]
Well you might ask straight forward "Are you seeing anyone?" or you just kind of sneak it into the other questions. Like "what's the person you spent the most time with?" or "do you believe in love?" Whatever. These are bad examples but you know what I mean at least I hope that
#194774 - anon
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(08/22/2015) [-]
How do I create a website? Is there a way to make one free?
#194784 to #194774 - kothaex
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(08/22/2015) [-]
Create? Learn HTML. Just google HTML tutorials and you'll find something simple.
There are some 'creator' websites that'll make it for you with some simple input, but you'll never get the same kind of customization. Making it yourself, you'll need to register a domain and host it on a server, but if you use a creator they'll take care of it for you usually (It's going to cost -something- either way, unless you use a really bad website creator)
#194767 - fukinitech
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(08/22/2015) [-]
so i've been dating this girl for about a week now, and i kind of really like her. not REALLY like her cause it's kind of early to like her a lot. anyways, i want to make it work with her and she wants this to work .last night she told me it was weird for her to not just want to hook and and actually date because she actually likes me. i met her family yesterday and they like me. i want to know how can i keep a good steady relationship and not speed things up but make it last?
#194775 to #194767 - qricket
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(08/22/2015) [-]
3 things make a healthy relationship

-honesty
-trust
-communication

Do not forget these. Be honest. Be trusting and be trustworthy. And if you feel something, say something. Honestly communicate what you're thinking and feeling with your partner. Intimacy is much more than fornication; It's a deeply personal, frightening and wonderful thing. Do not be afraid to dip your toes in and test the waters. If it feels good, keep working at it and hang in there.

Relationships are like gardens. Put in the honest effort that it takes to maintain one, and you'll have plenty to harvest.
#194771 to #194767 - dehumanizer
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(08/22/2015) [-]
no, get the fuck out
#194772 to #194771 - fukinitech
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(08/22/2015) [-]
elliot rodgers is a little bitch who deals with his problems through violence instead of trying to better himself
#194811 to #194772 - dehumanizer
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(08/23/2015) [-]
he did but vapid whors ignored him for cucks like you
#194838 to #194811 - captainfuckitall
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(08/23/2015) [-]
You're trying too hard.
#194839 to #194838 - dehumanizer
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(08/23/2015) [-]
Oh because you guys are both experts on Eliot right?
#194844 to #194839 - captainfuckitall
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(08/23/2015) [-]
More than you, considering you misspelled his name. You're just trying too hard, that's all. For future reference, don't insult people who insult Rodgers, and don't try to make it look like you're a fan of his either. Just make it look like you 'sympathize' with him and understand where he was coming from, even if you do not personally support it.

Trust me, a lot more people will be frustrated by that, and you will be called out less often. (It also works to come up with reasons WHY his actions were justified, like 'Sex is required for a healthy mind and he never got it, of course he was going to snap' or something like that, but insulting victims only makes it ever more clear that you're a troll. Dig it?)
#194848 to #194844 - dehumanizer
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(08/23/2015) [-]
What exactly am i trying to do again?

#194764 - UNIQUELOL
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(08/22/2015) [-]
PLEASE help me get rid of this virus

Anyone have the solution ?

Its not my extensions, and I haven't seen anything suspicious in control panel


Fuck its so annoying
#194814 to #194764 - anon
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(08/23/2015) [-]
delete system32
#194769 to #194764 - hetmartino
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(08/22/2015) [-]
run an antivirus like malwarebytes
#194765 to #194764 - confusedasian
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(08/22/2015) [-]
I used to have that. Went away. That's not really a virus, I don't think. Just some spam thing. What browser are you using? Looks like chrome, go into your extensions and look for something that looks off/you didn't install, and turn it off/just delete it. Some sites you go to probably ninja downloaded something without you knowing.
#194768 to #194765 - UNIQUELOL
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(08/22/2015) [-]
"Its not my extensions"


#194773 to #194768 - confusedasian
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(08/22/2015) [-]
Small eyes hard to see. English not first language.