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#191688 - closotezuka
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(07/18/2015) [-]
does anyone know how mechanical keyboads work

my R key is completely busted and im using an onscreen keyboard to input it

how fix
#191672 - picklesds
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(07/18/2015) [-]
so i got a job interview in a couple of hours and need some general advice
so hit me up yo
#191740 to #191672 - advice
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(07/19/2015) [-]
Be precise, be kind, and don't try to say bad things.
#191716 to #191672 - advicedude
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(07/19/2015) [-]
Just don't run your mouth. Be simply but to the point.
#191711 to #191672 - twiley
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(07/19/2015) [-]
Basically a mechanical keyboard works a little tiny switches, the switch may be broken. Replacing it may require soldering.
#191712 to #191711 - twiley
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(07/19/2015) [-]
Wrong comment,
#191686 to #191672 - awesomerninjathing
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(07/18/2015) [-]
whats the job
#191678 to #191672 - cyborgsanta
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(07/18/2015) [-]
doesnt matter what job the interview is for, wear the best fucken suit available
#191694 to #191678 - hirollin
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(07/18/2015) [-]
not always a great decision. but generally is.
#191681 to #191678 - picklesds
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(07/18/2015) [-]
i would but i don't have one so i will be wearing my dress shirt and pants.
#191668 - drastronomy
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(07/18/2015) [-]
Fugg

I have been on vacation for a week now. There is(was)this qt girl at my hotel, and while at the pool one day, and she started looking at me. Despite my beta-instincts screaming, i gave her a little smile. She smiled back. This continued a long time. However, since i was with my family, and she was with hers, it would be awkward to start chatting all of the sudden.

At the end of the day, only me, my dad, the grill and her family were left. The grill's family was leaving in 2 hours. So, the grills family went to pack. The grill wanted to stay though, presumably to talk to me. My dad said he was about to leave. "Okay, go ahead. I'll stay here a bit." i said. He told me he changed his mind and started swimming instead. When he was done, i asked him if he would not go down into the city to get some medicine for mom, who was sick and needed painkillers. He told me that could wait.

Eventually, the girl had to leave, and gave me a sad look as she left.

This was the first time i had ever had positive feedback when trying to get contact with a stranger qt grill. And my dad, without even knowing it, cockblocked me.

My question is - in that situation, what could be done differently? Talking to the grill with family present is a definite no, as it is sort of against social norms in my country, and comes off as desperate and creepy
#191695 to #191668 - hirollin
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(07/18/2015) [-]
hardly a cockblock if you didn't have condoms on hand.
#191697 to #191695 - drastronomy
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(07/18/2015) [-]
I have one in my wallet
#191699 to #191697 - hirollin
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(07/18/2015) [-]
wallet condoms never work, man.
#191702 to #191699 - drastronomy
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(07/18/2015) [-]
Why not?

Its not expired
#191703 to #191702 - hirollin
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(07/18/2015) [-]
They never work son, they never work.
#191704 to #191703 - drastronomy
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(07/18/2015) [-]
why
#191705 to #191704 - hirollin
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(07/18/2015) [-]
it just doesnt
#191706 to #191705 - drastronomy
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(07/18/2015) [-]
Cant argue with that
#191707 to #191706 - hirollin
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(07/18/2015) [-]
damn right. so dont use them.
#191708 to #191707 - drastronomy
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(07/18/2015) [-]
Can i keep one in my fannypack then?
#191727 to #191708 - fannypack
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(07/19/2015) [-]
No they dont work there either
#191670 to #191668 - anon
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(07/18/2015) [-]
You and another family are staying in a hotel and won't both be there for long as it's port safe to guess that neither of you live there. What were you hoping to accomplish by chatting her up? We're you going to bring her back to your family's room and fuck her on the bed your parents were using? Look at this situation realistically man. There's not much point in chatting a girl up unless you have the and place to take them somewhere (either on a date or just for a one night stand, both apply).
#191671 to #191670 - drastronomy
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(07/18/2015) [-]
Don't really know, but would be a confidence boost regardless.
#191675 to #191671 - anon
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(07/18/2015) [-]
You just need it in your mind that she was interested. Don't invest in something that is guaranteed to disappear. Otherwise she'll just be "the one that got away" when in reality there was never a chance for it.

Just remember that someone was interested in you. The specifics in this case really don't matter.
#191677 to #191675 - drastronomy
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(07/18/2015) [-]
Good advice

However, i bet there will always be this little linger of "hey man what if (...)" regardless.

But i agree, i should rather focus on the fact that i managed to get a qt gull interested
#191669 to #191668 - drastronomy
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(07/18/2015) [-]
forgot pic
#191648 - cyborgsanta
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(07/18/2015) [-]
alright so does anyone here have any tips or tricks or anything really to help get over a very recent ex, 8.5/10 on a bad day, great sense of humour, fucken amazing all around up until i found out she cheated on me, so i dropped that shit quick. to try to get over her i slept with the hottest girl i know for a week, but heres the thing, i still love her and its annoying as fuck, havent been able to sleep for more than 4h every night since i found out, so apart from sleeping pills, what in the fucken fuckity fuck do i do about all this
#191696 to #191648 - hirollin
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(07/18/2015) [-]
Find the dorkiest girl at a club and go talk to her. Sounds like you could use some mental companionship. And dorky girls are great at that.
#191655 to #191648 - honzo
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(07/18/2015) [-]
find a hobby, like writing or drawing or working out. anything you can do multiple times during the day. don't just sit around and think about it- DO stuff to get your mind off of it.

also, probably don't get another girlfriend in the very near future.
#191667 to #191655 - cyborgsanta
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(07/18/2015) [-]
why would getting another girl in the very near future be a bad thing??
#191684 to #191667 - honzo
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(07/18/2015) [-]
well, i'm assuming that you're pretty upset, so your judgment is also probably a bit clouded. i'd suggest you just take some time to get back into the swing of things on your own, but you probably know yourself better than i do- it's just my two cents.
#191685 to #191684 - cyborgsanta
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(07/18/2015) [-]
ah okay, understandable, thanks
#191652 to #191648 - headlessmamii
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(07/18/2015) [-]
A pet might be a nice idea.
#191649 to #191648 - anon
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(07/18/2015) [-]
Dude, forget about her. You seem to be doing fine apart from your sleeping problems. It'll pass.
#191650 to #191649 - cyborgsanta
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(07/18/2015) [-]
that seems to be the only advice i get about all this, apart from "eh you should go sleep around and get your mind off" i know itll pass but wtf do i do in the meantime? shits annoying and sleeping alone is probably one of the hardest things to do right now, and when it does come time to sleep, im awake making up justifications for her, like what the fuck is that all about. i know any reason i may come up with is a bunch of shit cause there is no justification for cheating but holy hell wtf
#191663 to #191650 - bombadier
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(07/18/2015) [-]
I think you need to find yourself a goal, career or some shit
Tis what i did when i got dumped, found a goal and just focused all my energy into it as a massive fuck you to the ex
#191666 to #191663 - cyborgsanta
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(07/18/2015) [-]
shes threatening to burn my shit, which is a bit ridiculous when shes the one that fucked everything up, and next month is my first opportunity to go and pick everything up, but yeah i get what youre saying, my next semester starts in a month anyway
#191673 to #191666 - bombadier
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(07/18/2015) [-]
She sounds like a lonely mess, is there no way to send some one to go get your stuff? the less you see of her the better for you, at the moment your stuff is probably the only real thing keeping you connected right now..
#191676 to #191673 - cyborgsanta
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(07/18/2015) [-]
welp, im going to pick up my stuff, and that girl i mentioned earlier that i slept with after finding out is giving me a ride there, so its basically the hot chick and i getting my shit and being like, hi anonette, bye anonette
and then afterwards theres nothing more to give a shit about
#191679 to #191676 - bombadier
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(07/18/2015) [-]
I know it seems like a good idea for the hot bird to drive you but wont that cause more shit? last thing i'm sure you can be bothered for is an argument while you're just trying get your stuff, can imagine she will just make it 10 times harder you know?
#191680 to #191679 - cyborgsanta
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(07/18/2015) [-]
nah if anything itll shut her up while i pick up my shit, from what i know about her she'd either be too shy to flip out immediately and she'd just blow up my phone, but that doesnt matter, or she'd be passive aggressive af but not start anything.. but then again, the girl i know wouldnt cheat so its more of a yolo idea
#191682 to #191680 - bombadier
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(07/18/2015) [-]
If she starts just give her a fucking slap.
I hope you find a piece of mind after it all though man. I know how it feels and tbh there isn't really a cure for feeling shit after a break up, and certainly after being cheated on.. Just keep occupied bro man
#191683 to #191682 - cyborgsanta
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(07/18/2015) [-]
nah i wont strike her, if anything she'll try to get violent with my friend and then its just a bear hug until she breaks down crying, and then i leave. but yeah thanks man, ill soldier through it
#191647 - gypsydude
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(07/18/2015) [-]
So lately I've been thinking a lot about my ex. Its been awhile now and she started following me on instagram, and liking facebook shit of me (i know im over analazing it). She left me saying "i changed" oh and she's a cold hearted egotistical bitch who dumped me for a guy that fucked het and left her. Idk my head is spinning. I know she's like a bad drug but i want to see if i can have another shot of being with her. Should i send her a message, or shouldn't I? If not can anyone help me stop thinking about her by giving advice to me?
#191674 to #191647 - brcstar
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(07/18/2015) [-]
Block or just ignore her. She'll likely just do it again.
#191664 to #191647 - bombadier
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(07/18/2015) [-]
She is toxic mate, do yourself a favor and wipe her from your life. Why would you want some one like that in your life? she did the lowest of the low and now she thinks she can worm her way back into your good books. Fuck her off completely and erase her
#191662 to #191647 - anon
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(07/18/2015) [-]
delete her or block her, go out and meet new people or do something that keep you busy lifting, playing, whatever
#191656 to #191647 - honzo
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(07/18/2015) [-]
ignore her. it happened once and it'll happen again.
#191653 to #191647 - anon
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(07/18/2015) [-]
Well if you do want to be back with her don't get put all of yourself into her just instead what happens before happens again. But in my opinion fate broke you guys up for a reason. My advice to you would be try and forget about her.
#191646 - lulzreborntwice
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#191644 - anon
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(07/18/2015) [-]
litings fucked up my left wrist recently and I'm worried I might of done something to it. How do I do shit like soothe the pain or stop it?
#191742 to #191644 - fukkentyranitar
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(07/19/2015) [-]
1.Stop lifting shit with it
2.Maybe ice it and exercise it now and then. Take an alive or tylenol to help with any swelling and pain.
3.If the pain and/or inflammation keeps up after a few days, go see a doctor
#191713 to #191644 - marinepenguin
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(07/19/2015) [-]
What kind of pain is it? What caused the pain? Where in the wrist? And how long has it persisted?
#191698 to #191644 - hirollin
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(07/18/2015) [-]
go to fit board and ask marinepenguin
#191665 to #191644 - bombadier
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(07/18/2015) [-]
Ice Ice Ice, compress it with a band or wrap. Take some anti inflammatory tabs too geeza.
If you go back into lifting, listen to what your body is telling you and slow it down a bit.
#191660 to #191644 - alexanderburns
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(07/18/2015) [-]
Don't lift for about a month.
#191657 to #191644 - honzo
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(07/18/2015) [-]
can't answer with no sort of details on the pain
#191641 - anon
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(07/18/2015) [-]
is ponytail hair cut considered gay in the US? i grow my hair long and it started to get in my way just recently. it kept falling into my eyes and stuff, so i just started gathering all of it into a ponytail with a hair tie. so i was walking back from the store and i hear three people behind me debating whether im a guy or a girl. than when they figured it was a dude, they asked me if i was gay. im not, but im wondering if its considered a gay hair style in US or a womans hair style. i just dont want girls/guys assume im gay. it just makes me feel a bit weird when i think about it.
#191700 to #191641 - hirollin
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(07/18/2015) [-]
Depends on whether or not you can pull it off. If you have a great body type you can, but if you're too fat or skinny it's gay as fuck.
#191746 to #191700 - vortix ONLINE
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(07/19/2015) [-]
btw, im not from the US and its very apparent that im from a different country, would you think that would make a change on how they think about it?
#191744 to #191700 - vortix ONLINE
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(07/19/2015) [-]
im skinny as fuck. im about 121 lb and 5.8 foot.
#191692 to #191641 - sineztro
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(07/18/2015) [-]
depends how long is your hair past your shoulders also is it curly or nah? if its really bugging you jsut put a beanie on and put your hair in it or just cut your bangs bro
#191745 to #191692 - vortix ONLINE
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(07/19/2015) [-]
its mostly smooth. its close to pass the shoulders, but not yet.
#191754 to #191745 - sineztro
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(07/19/2015) [-]
id wait till its clearly past your shoulders for you to put in a pony tail then
#191690 to #191641 - youngneil ONLINE
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(07/18/2015) [-]
It's pretty common, at least it is here in California. I considered the ponytail thing too at some point, but my hair never gets long enough for it.
#191687 to #191641 - StewieGGriffin
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(07/18/2015) [-]
Depends where you live. West Coast: Its fine, East Coast:Ur gei lol, Middle Coast:Its a mix, but mostly gay.
#191743 to #191687 - vortix ONLINE
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(07/19/2015) [-]
i live in kansas atm.
#191658 to #191641 - honzo
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(07/18/2015) [-]
you won't be considered gay at all. you'd more likely be considered a hippie or something to that degree. but if your main concern is the sexuality portion: don't worry.
#191642 to #191641 - welliguessitsaname
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(07/18/2015) [-]
Suburban NYS here, ponytails are almost exclusively worn by women.
#191643 to #191642 - anon
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(07/18/2015) [-]
the fuck man i like pony tail though. i don't want to shorten my hair , but i don't want people around me think that im gay either.
#191654 to #191643 - headlessmamii
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(07/18/2015) [-]
In Ohio I've seen some men wearing a ponytail because their hair is too long. The other guy is correct though. There are more women than men wearing a ponytail hairstyle.
#191618 - StewieGGriffin
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(07/18/2015) [-]
Girl is coming back form LA on the 10th of August and we're going on a date soon after, WHAT DO? As in where should we go, and what do I do so I don't look like a loser, she is WAY out of my league.
#191606 - answer
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(07/18/2015) [-]
Found a cat by my pool trying to drink the water but it was too low to reach. Gave her some food and water but something seems off about her. She seems blind and/or deaf. Very sweet and doesn't mind being picked up. Looked up some local shelters but they are closed until noon. Is there a number i can call for her or something? Pls anyone that can help

Pic related, it's the thirsty little fucker
#191661 to #191606 - confusedasian
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(07/18/2015) [-]
Keep em if no id/stray. It's so cute.
#191596 - iridium
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(07/18/2015) [-]
So I have this really tender spot on the back of my foot, right above the heel. I don't know what caused it, and it doesn't normally hurt, and there's no visible signs of bruising or anything, but any time I bump it into something it hurts like a motherfucker. It's been this way for close to two months now and while it's not a big deal I'm worried what it is and if it might lead to something worse. Anyone have any ideas?
#191584 - anon
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(07/18/2015) [-]
I broke up with my girlfriend a while ago because she was flirting on and off with people. After that a few things happened she got 2 new boyfriends and then broke up with them. Since I've seen that happen I blocked her number, after that she probably got a hold of a new phone and found my number again. Spammed up my phone with "I love you" texts and other shit like that. I really don't want her in my life again. She went through this before with the texting and shit like that and said that she was done and I actually believed it since I think she had one of her boyfriends then.

But now she's coming running back for the third time. What do?
#191585 to #191584 - anon
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(07/18/2015) [-]
Oh and she had those 2 boyfriends during a 2 or 3 week period
#191592 to #191585 - dreygur
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(07/18/2015) [-]
It sounds to me like she can't keep a stable relationship and shouldn't be held onto.
#191651 to #191592 - anon
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(07/18/2015) [-]
What should I do about her calling my phone? Do I ignore her text? I tried to tell her to fuck off but she didn't take it to heart I guess
#191659 to #191651 - honzo
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(07/18/2015) [-]
just don't even reply. if you reply then you're giving her the time of day, and that's what she wants.
#191725 to #191659 - anon
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(07/19/2015) [-]
alright, thanks
#191574 - yellowcardraiden
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(07/18/2015) [-]
Is college really all that worth it. I'm fresh off High School pretty much and might go to a community college. But even than it seems like more homework, essays and studying to do (which I hate in high school). And it all just seems so confusing. Anyone got advice.
#191597 to #191574 - StewieGGriffin
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(07/18/2015) [-]
I'm going to a community college in a month, and I can't help but be excited. I'm going to be taking some classes like Astronomy, Argumentation, and Ethics which I'd never be able to do in highschool. I realize now that I kind of fucked up because I'll be taking all the hard classes like math, english and creative writing at the same time but I'm pretty good at all of those. I think if you can tought it out and get pretty decent grades in community college then its for you. I could say that not going to college is a bad idea but thats simply not true, I've always believed that if you can find something you're really good at then you might have a chance at making money at it. What I was trying to say is that if you think you have another choice or better oppurtunities elsewhere then by all means don't go to college. If you're not sure what you want to do with your life then go to college and figure it out there rather than decide later in life that you want to go back. Its really hard to go back because you're not going to be used to putting in this amount of work for several different subjects. As one of my black neighbors once said to me when I told him I was going to major in Applied Mathematics,"Do u lil nigga,do u" - Andre.
#191598 to #191597 - yellowcardraiden
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(07/18/2015) [-]
I'm really mostly going because my parents want me to go so I don't have a dead end job. I mostly like drawing and want to create a comic one day. Which will take time before my art becomes getting better. Although hopefully the community college I go to has an animation class since I had one in high school mostly using flash and really doing some cool shit since the teacher was a guy who was in the business of animation and gave us an idea on how it is with dead lines.

Just fingers crossed that I don't get too hard classes because I'm a punk ass bitch when it comes with stress. Good luck to you mate.
#191600 to #191598 - StewieGGriffin
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(07/18/2015) [-]
May I ask what you're majoring in?
#191602 to #191600 - yellowcardraiden
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(07/18/2015) [-]
That's another thing. I have absolutely no clue. I am really lost which is the part that is the most discouraging.
#191604 to #191602 - StewieGGriffin
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(07/18/2015) [-]
While you were in highschool was there a particular class that you were good at or found really interesting? If you're good at something then it should come easily and you could work with that. If you liked something then it'll be much easier to put in effort to try and achieve something from it.
#191605 to #191604 - yellowcardraiden
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(07/18/2015) [-]
Mostly music and art. Other than that, everything was boring. I had Band in high school and hoping to join the one in this community college if they have one and it's good. And like I said before, I had an animation class.
#191608 to #191605 - StewieGGriffin
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(07/18/2015) [-]
Do you have a list of majors thats offered at your community college or the college you might transfer to after 2 years? Its hard to suggest something without knowing what is offered.
#191610 to #191608 - yellowcardraiden
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(07/18/2015) [-]
Yeah, like I said I don't really have a clue. Although I have a friend who's already in the college who said he will help me out to sign up and everything.
#191613 to #191610 - StewieGGriffin
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(07/18/2015) [-]
Because of the stuff you like and your desire for art I'd suggest something in marketing, don't go directly into an art major or graphic design major because they really don't offer much after college, then it'll seem like a waste of money. Also try to register for classes as fast as possible because important classes fill up FAST. And use a website like www.ratemyprofessors.com/ to find out which classes would be easiest because in general education you don't have to focus too much on taking something like Anthropology when it has nothing to do with your major.
#191614 to #191613 - yellowcardraiden
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(07/18/2015) [-]
I'm kind of confused on how to use this, can you go into more detail?
#191617 to #191614 - StewieGGriffin
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(07/18/2015) [-]
First you type in the name of the college you're going to, ex: "San Jose State University" and then you select it form the little drop list it gives. On the left it gives you the choice to type in the teachers name (It's usually the last name that works), then you click their name. It gives you 3 categories: Helpfulness, Clarity and Easiness. I recommend paying attention to the first and last ones. Clarity is easily ignorable if they're helpful and if you just need to pass the class focus on easiness. Also the reviews are most likely from students that took the class.
#191621 to #191617 - yellowcardraiden
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(07/18/2015) [-]
"san jose state" are you from San Jose california?
#191623 to #191621 - StewieGGriffin
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(07/18/2015) [-]
No I'm currently in Stockton but it was one of the colleges I got accepted to.
#191625 to #191623 - yellowcardraiden
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(07/18/2015) [-]
Ah, that narrows it down pretty well. If I got anymore questions I ask you, for the time being, it's 3 AM and need to sleep. See ya.
#191627 to #191625 - StewieGGriffin
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(07/18/2015) [-]
Alright see ya bud.
#191577 to #191574 - fukkentyranitar
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(07/18/2015) [-]
Unless you've got a trade lined up, college is the only way to really do anything nowadays. Otherwise, enjoy your dead end factory job. I've seen it with all my friends and family, including my dad. You damn near need a degree to be a trucker nowadays.
#191582 to #191577 - yellowcardraiden
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(07/18/2015) [-]
So pretty much I should suck it up and go for it? (I am do not do well with studying)
#191583 to #191582 - fukkentyranitar
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(07/18/2015) [-]
I'm just like you, but i'd rather do the book work and have a chance at being the local Tony Stark than struggle to find a job that barely pays anything. Even if you don't go the college route, you could try to find some kind of apprenticeship in contracting, electrical, HVAC etc. The pay is good and you always have a job unless you're a shitty worker.
#191586 to #191583 - yellowcardraiden
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(07/18/2015) [-]
Just one of the biggest problems is doing stuff like Math and English again. I always sucked in english, but surprisingly good at math which than I get put into the hard classes.
#191587 to #191586 - fukkentyranitar
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(07/18/2015) [-]
Just grit your teeth and do it. I'm redoing a math course to get into college for september.
#191588 to #191587 - yellowcardraiden
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(07/18/2015) [-]
Fuck man. No more playing video games and drawing like a dumb ass for hour on end anymore. One bright side is I can join band again. I'm a band geek
#191589 to #191588 - fukkentyranitar
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(07/18/2015) [-]
if its just the 2 courses, you should breeze through it and still be able to loaf around like a bum ass nigga. Thats what I did when I did the extra semester to upgrade. And it should be easier if you tried the courses already. I'm practically breezing through my math course without any help and I failed last time i tried.
#191593 to #191589 - yellowcardraiden
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(07/18/2015) [-]
Thanks for the advice nigga.
#191726 to #191593 - fukkentyranitar
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(07/19/2015) [-]
Its all good fam.
#191567 - anon
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(07/18/2015) [-]
I haven't played WoW since Mists released, i cannot remember my login info to pick it back up, my friends say that the customer help is really shitty and i have no idea how to get it back. help plz
#191568 to #191567 - sineztro
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(07/18/2015) [-]
Try customer!er support broham at worst you just lose some time
#191565 - rereviven
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(07/18/2015) [-]
I hate my job because it's minimum wage, nearly 16 miles away, and the manager is a complete asshole to me. I've applied to several other places but I haven't even gotten a call from any of them yet. I really wanna quit right now but I don't want a period of no income, however the job is making me completely miserable. What do
#191595 to #191565 - iridium
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(07/18/2015) [-]
Was in your exact position.

The number one thing is you keep looking for anything else. I got lucky and finally got a job less than a mile from my house, but that was only after applying there three times and pressing it every time they had a now hiring sign up. Now I don't have to go near as far and they pay me .70$ an hour more than my last job.

Let the hope motivate you to sustain your current job as well as find that next one. Personally I was able to convince them that the reason why I was applying while I already had a job was because of distance, and as soon as they told me "we're willing to hire you" I gave my 2 weeks, even though I really wanted out as soon as possible. Don't burn bridges even if you really want to.
#191566 to #191565 - lordbrauner
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(07/18/2015) [-]
Seek a new job before you quit. You should only ever quit if you have other work lined up for yourself, that way you can migrate over there immediately and never lose your source of income.
#191557 - shaunata
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(07/18/2015) [-]
tips to help an insomniac?

I already take melatonin, but it doesn't do me any good anymore.
#191599 to #191557 - iridium
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(07/18/2015) [-]
The thing about Melatonin is it doesn't really give you good sleep. Most cases of insomnia aren't caused by Melatonin deficiency, and you shouldn't be taking the stuff more than every once in awhile. They overload the fuck out of it too, the tablets come in like 3mg, 5mg and 10mg when you really don't need more than 1-2mg and it messes with your internal rhythm. The only thing about it that makes it so popular is it's OTC and "natural", but it still has many problems that a lot of sleep meds do. You should work to use melatonin sparingly.

If you want better sleep:
-Try to go to sleep within about the same half hour time frame every night.
-Give your body plenty of time to rest when you set aside sleep time. Don't sit down and go to bed when you have to be up 6 hours later if you can't handle 6 hour sleep.
-Turn off the computer, TV and phone for an hour before you go to bed. Electronics can overstimulate you and keep you awake. Instead, read a book, magazine, etc. Do something mundane and boring.
-Don't eat a big dinner, especially not within 2 hours before going to bed. You should generally eat bigger meals earlier in the day and smaller ones later. A good diet also helps; avoid caffeine late at night.
-Get some exercise that day. Make your body feel actually tired. Though don't overdo it.
-Don't be on the computer or watching TV in your bed. You subconsciously begin to associate being in bed with things that aren't sleeping, and thus can have a harder time sleeping.
-Try masturbating, it works for some people.
-Don't nap. Getting a quick 10-15 minute nap can recharge you if you're at your worst, but thats about it.
-Sleep on something comfortable and clean. Don't bother with anything expensive.

I bet you at least 90% of insomniacs would no longer have trouble sleeping if they changed their lifestyles. Don't bother with sleeping pills until the problem becomes so severe that you need to see a doctor and they actually prescribe you something.
#191578 to #191557 - fukkentyranitar
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(07/18/2015) [-]
Bust a good nut and see what happens.
#191563 to #191557 - anon
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(07/18/2015) [-]
if you hit a wall, hit it hard
#191560 to #191557 - kegget
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(07/18/2015) [-]
When i can't sleep i put on a tv show that i really like, but an episode that i've seen a hundred times before then i drift off while watching it.
#191556 - yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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(07/18/2015) [-]
Hate to grovel here for advice, but I figure may as well. Whats a fat useless neckbeard wizard to do at square one? I have til the end of the year to leave my current home in my dad's above garage apt. I have about 6k in savings How does one go about getting a trade apprenticeship? Should I try to become a truck driver? I have my first 2 years of college out of the way but ill need about 15k to finish my BBA (accounting) But im kind of a sociopath/autist (not diagnosed, cant afford proper examination because Murrica) and will have a hell of a time getting past the interview stage (got rejected from Krogers, Giant Eagle, Party City, Walmart, toys R Us, Costco, Mcdonald's, Chipotle and FedEx in the Last 3 months alone) and i fear getting into debt because of my inherent unhirability. If you poofed into my body suddenly, what would you do? don't say "kill myself" My employment experience is one year mcdonalds, six years at target, five month gap, 8 months parking lot inventory. No criminal record, 798 Fico score. Also, military's not an option because I cant do pullups.
#191601 to #191556 - iridium
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(07/18/2015) [-]
Keep bloody working. You should expect to only get a job at maybe 10% of the places you apply to, so just work on your interview and you'll be fine as far as getting the job.
#191564 to #191556 - justamollusk
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(07/18/2015) [-]
If you honestly believe you have such mental conditions, see someone about it and receive assistance from the government because they will give it to you if you need it.

However, if you're just a down on yourself fatty like I think you are, just find a local vocational school. They socialize in trade skills such as truck driving, heavy machinery, welding, engine repair, even nursing.

Stop acting like It's predetermined that you will interview badly. I actually was diagnosed as functionally autistic and I've never had a problem getting a job because I put the effort in. If you try you can actually push past a lot more than you'd think a person could. It's not like with the attitude you appear to have taken that you're looking to receive benefits anyways. You want to do this yourself. If that's true, then you have to stop whining and quit acting like things are entirely outside of your control.

If you have questions on how I worked past most of my issues and how you might be able to deal with yours, if you legitimately have issues, shoot me a message. If you're just kind of guessing or assuming you have issues, either get it checked out or don't bring it up. There's no reason to be saying you have a problem unless you know for sure you do and your liking for help. Otherwise it just seems like attention seeking.
#191553 - anon
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(07/18/2015) [-]
Is it normal to get horny when you're excited for something?

I'm going to a festival in 2 weeks. I wait all year for this festival and now it's close i get really fucking excited.

Every time i remember that the festival is not long away, a shot of excitement runs through my chest and tingles my lady parts and then i'm horny for the next 2-4 hours.
#191561 to #191553 - confusedasian
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(07/18/2015) [-]
Yes.
#191562 to #191561 - confusedasian
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(07/18/2015) [-]
Like, there is not much of an explanation. This does happen to people. People get over-excited and their brain pumps them up with the same chemical that makes them hot and heavy in the bed. So, yes. It's normal.
#191545 - anon
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(07/18/2015) [-]
My bf of the last year and a half dumped me over the weekend (we've been doing long distance for the last six months and he decided it was too stressful and he couldn't do it anymore) and now he wants me to leave him alone before we try to be friends again. This guy was my best friend for over a year before we got together, we've been talking practically nonstop almost every single day since we met over two and a half years ago, and now he wants to just call every few weeks to give me an update on his life. That seems like such bullshit to me, it seems like a sad excuse for a friendship and idk how to deal with it. He says I'm the most important person in his life and he wants to be with me regardless of whether we're a couple or not, but I just don't know how I'm supposed to feel like I'm still important to him when he doesn't even want to talk to me anymore.
#191550 to #191545 - kegget
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(07/18/2015) [-]
Guys need distance after emotional things. It's not code for anything, guys aren't like girls like that. He needs distance to find himself again, simple as that.

Now you're single it's time to get hot.
#191547 to #191545 - anon
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(07/18/2015) [-]
I'm basing this observation on my own personal experience here, it seems like he found someone else. I'd ask him about it, but I doubt he'd tell you the truth.
Long distance relationships never work, no matter what the couple try to do to make it work, it never pays off. Even long distance friendship don't work, you find yourself feeling like you can live without the other people in your life and you slowly start to faze them out and replace them.
It sucks, but I'd say forget about him. Even as a friend, you two will still be far away from each other and it just means extra work to keep this friendship going.
#191575 to #191547 - thedudeistheman
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(07/18/2015) [-]
My dad's getting married to his long-distance girlfriend of five years.
#191721 to #191575 - anon
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(07/19/2015) [-]
it usually works when people have the maturity for it to last.
#191722 to #191721 - thedudeistheman
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"Long distance relationships never work, no matter what the couple try to do to make it work, it never pays off."
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#191546 to #191545 - bobvonbobby
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(07/18/2015) [-]
Are you venting....? Or.... What are you asking for? Forget about him and move on. There are so many people on this planet, wanting one that doesn't want you seems like a waste of time to me.
#191551 to #191546 - anon
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(07/18/2015) [-]
The thing is that he insists I'm still his best friend and the most important person in his life and he wants to move with me to Washington (there's a university there that I'm considering attending because he absolutely can't stand California where I was originally going to go to school). So I'm not sure what to do anymore, the guy is my absolute best friend and I'm willing to settle for another university, but I don't know how to interpret his actions
#191552 to #191551 - bobvonbobby
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(07/18/2015) [-]
are you in high school?
#191554 to #191552 - anon
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(07/18/2015) [-]
I just finished my second year at community college.
#191532 - lulzreborntwice
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(07/17/2015) [-]
What should I get for my Dad's birthday? Budget is $100 I would make it higher but I only got my first paycheck a week ago (its lower then the others because I happened to work less the first 2 weeks) and I've spent the rest on important things like a new phone, ect

Last year it was a $50 gift card to LCBO, an expensive flash-light for his work and I ordered carryout from a steakhouse.
#191579 to #191532 - fukkentyranitar
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(07/18/2015) [-]
Just give him the money or booze.
#191541 to #191532 - whathaveyoudone
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(07/17/2015) [-]
$100
#191538 to #191532 - anon
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(07/17/2015) [-]
try to get him something you know hed use, and he'll remember that its a gift from you so hell enjoy it more. I got my dad a nice sweater for his bday, he wears it all the time and told me he likes to actually have a gift that he uses, so the flashlight for work was a good gift for your dad. So you know your dad and what he likes/uses try to get him something thatll be an upgrade on what he currently has
#191535 to #191532 - braveblue
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(07/17/2015) [-]
Important things: New Phone > Dad's feelings

Ice fucking cold man.
#191645 to #191535 - lulzreborntwice
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(07/18/2015) [-]
I needed a phone for work, I wouldn't be able to communicate. I also had debts to pay and someone else's birthday. Along with basic needs like food.
#191580 to #191535 - fukkentyranitar
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(07/18/2015) [-]
My dad would think I'm an asshole if I gave him the cash rather than buy a phone with money I earned.
#191636 to #191580 - braveblue
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(07/18/2015) [-]
I don't know why I commented, I kind of really don't have a father figure in my life.
#191543 to #191535 - anon
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(07/18/2015) [-]
i dont think a father would care much for a present, the important thing is that his son spent time with him or something
#191536 to #191535 - nought
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(07/17/2015) [-]
phones are very valuable in today's world, and might be needed for practical reasons
#191534 to #191532 - anon
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(07/17/2015) [-]
what a spoiled brat you are