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User avatar #167444 - thisistheguy (12/18/2014) [-]
Idk if this is the right place and this is just more of a curiosity question - my friend and his gf tried anal the other day and got shit all over his dick, how the fuck do pornstars, the gays or fucking anybody prepare for that shit so you don't get a poopy dick?
#167557 to #167444 - anon (12/19/2014) [-]
I seem to remember Asa Akira doing a video basically outlining the process. She would get herself an enema, and then proceed to use a dildo to determine if it was clean or not. If not, she would repeat the process until there was no fecal matter showing on her dildo. I also remember a gay guy wrote a blog where he would make sure he went, and then poured mineral water into his rectum and then flushed it out until the water came out clean.

Typically though the simple process is to use a condom, which is the better method in general to use for recreational sex seeing as it prevents STDs.
User avatar #167604 to #167557 - thisistheguy (12/19/2014) [-]
That sounds like way too much work for anal holy shit
#167454 to #167444 - confusedasian (12/18/2014) [-]
Oh, I was just talking to someone about anal just this morning. Apparently people clean their poop hole.
#167450 to #167444 - tikitaco (12/18/2014) [-]
Man if I was that girls boyfriend I really wouldn't put up with her  shit
Man if I was that girls boyfriend I really wouldn't put up with her shit
User avatar #167447 to #167444 - youngneil (12/18/2014) [-]
Enemas or condoms.
User avatar #167441 - hauntzor (12/18/2014) [-]
My dog died earlier this week and I hate how I know that it's gonna fuck me up for a long time.

I'm 20 and I had had her since I was 10- literally half of my life.

I can't listen to a song, play a game or do anything that I enjoy without thinking "fuck, my dog was still with me the last time I did this thing"

How do you guys cope with the loss of a pet, especially one that you had for so long that you can't remember a time in your life when you didn't have them?
User avatar #167508 to #167441 - casval (12/19/2014) [-]
It always hurts to lose a loved pet. When I was 21 or so, I lost my pet cat who had been with me since I was 7 years old. He didn't just die. I actually lost him. He got out and my then boyfriend (who became the ex after this) would not let him back in the house because he thought he "smelled funny."

That was the last time I saw him. Later, one of our neighbors spotted a wild bobcat in the woods behind our house. I fear for the worse, but I like to imagine maybe someone just found him and took him home with them. Either way, my little buddy was gone forever. And it hurt. There were a lot of tears, and that's normal. And everything will remind you of your pet, and that's normal too.

The best way to feel better is to transfer all that energy you're wasting on sorrow and turn it into love for a new animal. Find a new dog. Adopt one from the pound or, if you have ever wanted a pure breed dog, this might be your opportunity to explore that. Once you get a new pet, you have something else to love and you can still cherish your dog's memory. It may not feel like it now, but the pain does go away. And before you know it, you'll be making tons of new memories with your new best buddy for years to come.

Best of luck to you, friend.
#167498 to #167441 - saltybanana (12/19/2014) [-]
get her stuffed and she will be with you...FOREVER   
   
you know losing a pet is like losing a family member. its tough, i remember when my first dog passed away, it was so hard for me to move on. i eventually rescued a new dog at a shelter, cause he was literately bones. i was like fuck it, i took him and took care of him.   
   
sometimes you just need to get another, it sounds bad, but i dont want to sound #rood but its just an animal, theyre here to give us comfort and company.
get her stuffed and she will be with you...FOREVER

you know losing a pet is like losing a family member. its tough, i remember when my first dog passed away, it was so hard for me to move on. i eventually rescued a new dog at a shelter, cause he was literately bones. i was like fuck it, i took him and took care of him.

sometimes you just need to get another, it sounds bad, but i dont want to sound #rood but its just an animal, theyre here to give us comfort and company.
User avatar #167443 to #167441 - thisistheguy (12/18/2014) [-]
I had a dog who recently died after having her for about 10-11 years myself (I'm also 20). I didn't feel too bad about it though, with the circumstances of how she died, idk how your dog was doing before it died, but for me she was the same as she was for the past 5 or so years and then got sick really fast and then died. Maybe suffered for like 2 days tops. Just remember how good your dog had it and if it was sick then it isn't suffering anymore.
User avatar #167448 to #167443 - hauntzor (12/18/2014) [-]
She was doing okay for her age but she got into some rat poison or something (we don't keep that in our house so we still don't know what it was) but it tears me up because I didn't even get to see her on the day she died. I don't even remember my last moment with her.
User avatar #167442 to #167441 - tubcat (12/18/2014) [-]
Bought another pet.
#167439 - anon (12/18/2014) [-]
what's a good interval to text your crush without looking desperate or clingy?
User avatar #167543 to #167439 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (12/19/2014) [-]
Same you would with any other friend.
That's all they are right now. That's all you are right now.

Take it slow, don't blow things out of proportion, and see where things go.
User avatar #167459 to #167439 - zehutit (12/18/2014) [-]
talk to her/him only if you have something to say, not just because you want to talk to the person
#167440 to #167439 - anon (12/18/2014) [-]
u want sum fuk?
#167445 to #167440 - anon (12/18/2014) [-]
ew no. not with you faget.
#167451 to #167445 - anon (12/18/2014) [-]
It was advice on what to say to your crush, damn... I wasn't asking for fuck. How beta do you have to be
#167455 to #167451 - confusedasian (12/18/2014) [-]
I can't tell if the third anon was the same as the first anon and fourth anon got him/her confused as being first anon.
#167461 to #167455 - anon (12/18/2014) [-]
I'm the second anon Meaning I replied first and the fourth anon and last. . I can confirm I was a bit confused on the third anons replied to my first reply comment. Just to clear things up.
#167433 - anon (12/18/2014) [-]
So im 22 and have never had a girlfriend and im still a virgin, that being said as much as i want one i still cant overlook certain things, like a girl has just friended me on facebook whose a lil large, i mean she has an attractive face and is a fucking amazing person and we talk a hell of a lot online, what should i do?
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User avatar #167465 to #167433 - rokkai (12/18/2014) [-]
just go for it man. you eventually gonna meet someone. let that be an experience for the future.
this may sound like a dick move but you have to give it a try
#167446 to #167433 - anon (12/18/2014) [-]
depends on if you want a relationship or just to fuck. also depends on what she wants. it's one thing if you are 22 and you can't get laid. it's quite another if you choose not to.
#167438 to #167433 - newzalaman (12/18/2014) [-]
remember where you are
User avatar #167437 to #167433 - beatmasterz (12/18/2014) [-]
You're 22. You don't get to choose amymore.
#167436 to #167433 - confusedasian (12/18/2014) [-]
Who cares if she's fat? You said she has an amazing personality dude. If she likes you, you should give her a chance. If things don't work out, porn. There's always porn my friend.
Who cares if she's fat? You said she has an amazing personality dude. If she likes you, you should give her a chance. If things don't work out, porn. There's always porn my friend.
User avatar #167421 - slendermanspenis (12/18/2014) [-]
Hey guys I don't know where else to go and none of my friends or family are being a big help.. First of my family are poor we can't work due to my step dad having epilepsy and my mother being a carer for my autistic brother so we're are on benefits.. Yesterday our loan man came to us and said he couldn't give us our Christmas money because he was all out but promised us that he would transfer the money to my mother bank account tomorrow (today) and she hasn't got any money from him whatsoever.. I gave her the rest of my money left from my travel savings but it wasn't alot £50 to help her and I feel really down and useless because I can't do anything to help.. What can I do? I know you guys wont be much help either because its hard giving money advice to someone with no hope.. Any kind remarks or whatever would help either way... Have a good Christmas..
User avatar #167547 to #167421 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (12/19/2014) [-]
If you ever really need help man, you local churches will help you not matter what.
Anything from buying gifts to simply needing food to even money to make ends meet for rent.
User avatar #167579 to #167547 - slendermanspenis (12/19/2014) [-]
Thanks I'll try that.. Hopefully the church near me will be able to help.
#167424 to #167421 - confusedasian (12/18/2014) [-]
Well, you've given me reasons why you're parents and your brother can't work. What about you? Unless you're underage, you can find a job to help out. If it makes you feel better, I haven't celebrated Christmas since I was in middle school. Seven years ago.
User avatar #167425 to #167424 - slendermanspenis (12/18/2014) [-]
I've been looking for a job and keep getting rejected even if they aren't the dream jobs I want I'm also in full education at college.
#167428 to #167425 - confusedasian (12/18/2014) [-]
Try your college campus. Mine has some places that I can look for work. Also, in your job application, what do you put for wage/ salary? Don't put anything. Just put something like negotiable. I was taught that a long time ago. Maybe that will help.
Try your college campus. Mine has some places that I can look for work. Also, in your job application, what do you put for wage/ salary? Don't put anything. Just put something like negotiable. I was taught that a long time ago. Maybe that will help.
User avatar #167430 to #167428 - slendermanspenis (12/18/2014) [-]
I was meant to get my bursary (basically where I get money for going college) but they kept declining me and my college wont let me get a job if I'm already a student there its a fucked up college.
#167432 to #167430 - confusedasian (12/18/2014) [-]
Really? That's strange. My college hires people to help pay for college.
Really? That's strange. My college hires people to help pay for college.
User avatar #167420 - deathsn (12/18/2014) [-]
Hello Funnyjunk.
As we know, Christmas is right around the corner which means most people give gifts to those special ones in their heart. I'm no exception to this as I am planning to give a gift to a special girl which you may call my crush.
Now when it comes to gifts I like both buying something, because people like money spent on them, and making something, to show that I truly care by making it myself.
Now I just need some ideas as to what to make for her. I want something good and that it says "This was made by a man." because there are many girly crafts on the net. I also lack of tools or practice with those so easier things may be better but any ideas are good.
User avatar #167558 to #167420 - iridium (12/19/2014) [-]
Uh, I'm gonna say unless you two are already pretty well acquainted, as in friends, do not start off getting her anything that you would feel completely let down if she did not like. As in not too expensive, or didn't take too much work. I can't say I have any ideas specifically, but keep that in mind.

#167426 to #167420 - confusedasian (12/18/2014) [-]
Nothing better than crafting things out of wood mate. So many possibilities. Try making a little cabinet for her to store things like pencils or jewelry. You can line the insides with something soft so the wood doesn't scratch the jewelry. I doubt you'd have the time unless you use some express drying method, but you can make a guitar or a violin. Wood sculptures dude. DAAYUUUUUM. Just so much stuff you could make with wood.
Nothing better than crafting things out of wood mate. So many possibilities. Try making a little cabinet for her to store things like pencils or jewelry. You can line the insides with something soft so the wood doesn't scratch the jewelry. I doubt you'd have the time unless you use some express drying method, but you can make a guitar or a violin. Wood sculptures dude. DAAYUUUUUM. Just so much stuff you could make with wood.
#167486 to #167426 - deathsn (12/19/2014) [-]
I think it may be a little soon to give her some wood.
I think it may be a little soon to give her some wood.
User avatar #167457 to #167426 - confusedasian (12/18/2014) [-]
I just remembered this, but a couple days ago there was a wood ring crafter on frontpage. Did you see it? You can make her some pretty wood jewelry that could last a while depending what you used for the finish.
User avatar #167422 to #167420 - advicedude (12/18/2014) [-]
Make a table/nightstand. Just 4 legs and a table top. although you can carve and paint it however you'd like so you can still be creative. or maybe custom coasters, cause theyre usualy for beer or something right.
#167418 - anon (12/18/2014) [-]
Can you guys do me a big favour? Well it's not big, i just need y'all to click this link. Nothing else. It's to earn points so i can a free ticket for a festival. Please make me a happy anon this christmas!   
   
Check the Bloodstock 2015 promo trailer #bloodstocktrailer fntmz.co/cc/744/8661
Can you guys do me a big favour? Well it's not big, i just need y'all to click this link. Nothing else. It's to earn points so i can a free ticket for a festival. Please make me a happy anon this christmas!

Check the Bloodstock 2015 promo trailer #bloodstocktrailer fntmz.co/cc/744/8661
User avatar #167449 to #167418 - bsn (12/18/2014) [-]
That's a nice lineup! Would love to see Opeth myself some day. Was that Megadeth at the start? Thought that was Mustaine, but not sure. Anyway, hope you win :- )
User avatar #167423 to #167418 - slendermanspenis (12/18/2014) [-]
I clicked it for you I don't want another person feeling down today.
User avatar #167419 to #167418 - jokekill (12/18/2014) [-]
I feel like being nice so i did it.

you owe me a cookie
User avatar #167413 - laky (12/18/2014) [-]
I've went over all the possibilities of what I could do in my head already and I have some vague idea where I'm going, but I've decided give /advice/ ago since there are some pretty insightful people here.

How do I break out of the habit of forming pseudo relationships with people? I've always done this since I'm not completely attached to someone, or something is preventing us from dating (distance). I've tried forming real in depth relationships and I've also tried to hold multiple pseudo relationships, but nothing seems to really work. The main problem with these kinds of relationships is that they come and go really easily and it's easy to get attached to someone when they're leaving. Can anyone offer some advice or conflicting ideas which could aid me in developing some sort of plan?
User avatar #167427 to #167413 - rokkai (12/18/2014) [-]
well, i guess the best think you can do is to get to know the person you like. don't act quick. be his/her friend first but don't be a regular one. let him/her know that you're into that.
User avatar #167411 - donnybergerstory (12/18/2014) [-]
Anyone here know about money? How old do I have to be to put money into stocks? Christmas is coming up, I am 16, and wan tto put some of my Christmas money (maybe like, $30 at first just to see if I can make a small profit) in the stocks. Essentially, what is that like? Do you just put the money into a stock, watch that stock to see if it goes up then pull the money out when it rises and boom there's your profit?

User avatar #167416 to #167411 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (12/18/2014) [-]
Not as simple as that.
You're also not going to make $72 million by doing this -- That story was a complete hoax, and it's surprising so many news sources covered it before trying to see if any of it was true.

$60 won't get you anywhere.
www.nasdaq.com/investing/start-investing-1000.stm
www.investopedia.com/ask/answers/05/042205.asp
User avatar #167429 to #167416 - donnybergerstory (12/18/2014) [-]
I'm fully aware, like I said, I'm using $30 just to introduce myself to it. I know it isn't much, and it isn't much cause I want to just do this as practice. Thanks for the sites though. I'll check it out.
User avatar #167399 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
My anus is inflamed. I looked up my symptoms and it came up as proctitis which is said to be a most common disease that comes from gonorhea and i am not really sexual active. I've had sex with 2 girls my whole damn life and they were clean. So i am sure i don't have gonorhea but damn my anus is swelled up. Can't even shit and i'm constipated. If i smoke a cigarette it kinda helps me poop or if i drink some coffee. I tried ex lax and it barely helped cuz of how inflamed i am. I can only shit tiny bits out at a time. I wanna smoke some weed but i really don't like having to go poop and being high at the same time, rather lay down and watch a movie if i'm stoned but it's fucking ruining my time if my lower back hurts and i feel like i gotta poo.
#167434 to #167399 - harbingerwolf (12/18/2014) [-]
Get one of these.
User avatar #167417 to #167399 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (12/18/2014) [-]
Visit a doctor, or go to the ER.
Not sure if you have health insurance. If you don't have any and are afraid of it costing a fortune, then go visit a local doctor instead of a hospital.
User avatar #167406 to #167399 - youregaylol (12/18/2014) [-]
this is fucking hilarious, but yeah go to a doctor before your ass explodes
User avatar #167402 to #167399 - twiis (12/18/2014) [-]
Have you not spoken to a professional about it?!
User avatar #167400 to #167399 - tubcat (12/18/2014) [-]
Dude, go to the damn doctor.
#167389 - anon (12/18/2014) [-]
Anon because I'm a pussy,

So now I know what it's like to be deeply in love with a friend who doesn't seem to have the same feelings for you...and fuck, that's depressing...

And I don't want to say anything for fear of ruining it because I'm pretty sure he doesn't feel the same way...

Writing this here in hope it'll help me get this out of my head and think about something else.
User avatar #167401 to #167389 - tubcat (12/18/2014) [-]
Try talking to him, tell him how you feel.
Don't be a huge ass pussy.
If it makes you depressed, it's a sign that you should get
it off your shoulders.
#167403 to #167401 - anon (12/18/2014) [-]
The problem is that I AM a huge ass pussy.
User avatar #167404 to #167403 - tubcat (12/18/2014) [-]
Well you got the option to live with that
sh1tty ass feeling. Or you can tell it
to your friend and get it off your shoulders,
it could turn out bad, it could turn out good.
But you will never know if you don't say anything.
But if you tell him and he gives you an awnser
you know atleast where you stand and can move
on alone or with him.
#167405 to #167404 - anon (12/18/2014) [-]
The worst part is you just repeated exactly what I keep telling myself.

But he's one of my only friends and I fear I wouldn't be able to deal with the rejection and I'd end up losing him completely, and I don't want that to happen.
User avatar #167407 to #167405 - tubcat (12/18/2014) [-]
I'm just being a realist here. I can't assure you if you will lose him or not.
But it's not healthy either to live like that.
#167395 to #167389 - saltybanana (12/18/2014) [-]
tell him you wanna go deep inside his asshole man!!   
   
   
why dont you just talk to him. hopefully he doesn't get bugged out or think different about you. a close friend recently told me she liked me, and i said i did too, but she was in a relationship at the time. moral is we still cool    
   
dont be scared maybe he does too, and hes in the same position. love hurts. and its super complicated sometimes. but you gotta take it slow. just tell him what you fell, and just say that you wanna get it off your chest.
tell him you wanna go deep inside his asshole man!!


why dont you just talk to him. hopefully he doesn't get bugged out or think different about you. a close friend recently told me she liked me, and i said i did too, but she was in a relationship at the time. moral is we still cool

dont be scared maybe he does too, and hes in the same position. love hurts. and its super complicated sometimes. but you gotta take it slow. just tell him what you fell, and just say that you wanna get it off your chest.
#167396 to #167395 - anon (12/18/2014) [-]
I don't know if this advice helped me, but fuck the first sentence and picture combined made me laugh
User avatar #167398 to #167396 - saltybanana (12/18/2014) [-]
well im doing something right
User avatar #167391 to #167389 - sugoi ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
Are you male? Y/N
If N continue, if Y don't ask him out.

Are they in a relationship? Y/N
If N ask them out, if Y don't ask him out.
#167394 to #167391 - anon (12/18/2014) [-]
Male but he's gay too.

And he isn't in a relationship.
User avatar #167381 - becefalus (12/18/2014) [-]
Having my first date this saturday.
any tips or shit?
User avatar #167410 to #167381 - laky (12/18/2014) [-]
Don't be too open. Open yourself just enough so that you appear as an interesting and deep person, but not enough so that the other person can figure you out
#167397 to #167381 - saltybanana (12/18/2014) [-]
whip it out and establish your dominance    
   
just be your self man. smile alot, and always keep a good eye contact not too creepy. girls love it when you have good eye contact    
dont try to be funny, cause no one liked that what i mean "try" as in like " your mom goes to college" type of funny , just be mature when on your date.
whip it out and establish your dominance

just be your self man. smile alot, and always keep a good eye contact not too creepy. girls love it when you have good eye contact
dont try to be funny, cause no one liked that what i mean "try" as in like " your mom goes to college" type of funny , just be mature when on your date.
#167392 to #167381 - anon (12/18/2014) [-]
picture him/her taking a huge shit right before you meet him/her.

like a really nasty one. the kind where they just had mexican food beforehand and they are just hugging the walls in pain as it splatters out in a fury of hot farts and diahreah crying for it to be over.

now that person is down to your level, and you can continue as equals.
#167382 to #167381 - sugoi ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
Don't spaghetti.
Don't spaghetti.
#167383 to #167382 - becefalus (12/18/2014) [-]
very insightful
User avatar #167384 to #167383 - sugoi ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
Srs doe, don't get so nervous that you spaghetti.
Keep yo cool.
User avatar #167386 to #167385 - sugoi ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
Bruh if that's all you can add then you are fucked for small talk.
#167367 - hidanfangirl (12/18/2014) [-]
I didn't know where else to post this, but my best friend saved a girl from being raped at school today. I can't really paste the whole conversation we had into this comment, but here's a link to the whole post. I'm so proud of her.

stepauma2.deviantart.com/art/My-Friend-Saved-A-Life-Today-500920957
User avatar #167412 to #167367 - donnybergerstory (12/18/2014) [-]
So much "literally"s i literally can't.
User avatar #167487 to #167412 - hidanfangirl (12/19/2014) [-]
Yeah, she's like that.
User avatar #167501 to #167487 - donnybergerstory (12/19/2014) [-]
arent all girls lol
#167379 to #167367 - anon (12/18/2014) [-]
"I don't know where else to post this" Have you tried "Upload"
User avatar #167380 to #167379 - hidanfangirl (12/18/2014) [-]
Well I figured it out after I posted this
User avatar #167376 to #167367 - makotoitou (12/18/2014) [-]
>not joining in
#167357 - heraske (12/18/2014) [-]
Is this a salivary duct stone? Hurts like a motherfucker.
User avatar #167390 to #167357 - fistfireace (12/18/2014) [-]
Looks like a canker sore: imgur.com/gallery/UeAUt (link provides more info about it)

I get them almost all the time (from eating spicy food), and yes, I agree, it does hurt like a mother fucker. Mouth wash burns A LOT though and Antacid just do like mouth wash, don't actually swallow it helped me to get rid of mine.

If I am correct, and it is a canker sore/mouth ulcer it usually heals in less than two weeks. Also, if you think one sore hurts, you definitely don't want a group of them at the same spot. Trust me.
#167363 to #167357 - confusedasian (12/18/2014) [-]
I doubt it looking at that. Looks more like a sore. I got those when i was little. Duct stones have more "clear" color. That looks blurry, unless it's your camera. Give it like two days, or just go to your dentist.
I doubt it looking at that. Looks more like a sore. I got those when i was little. Duct stones have more "clear" color. That looks blurry, unless it's your camera. Give it like two days, or just go to your dentist.
User avatar #167364 to #167363 - heraske (12/18/2014) [-]
I have given it 2 days.

I'll give it a few more days.
User avatar #167365 to #167364 - confusedasian (12/18/2014) [-]
Oh well in that case, try sucking on a lemon or something sour and drinking a lot of water. If it is a stone, the sour lemon and water will make your saliva thing act up and it will push the stone out on it's own. Think of shaking a wine bottle. Sort of the same thing. If you go to the dentist, they'll probably just use tools to pop it out.
User avatar #167368 to #167365 - heraske (12/18/2014) [-]
If you shake a wine bottle the cork will just pop out without any exterior force?
User avatar #167370 to #167368 - confusedasian (12/18/2014) [-]
I was actually thinking of the pressure. You know like cartoons like Tom and Jerry. They shake the bottle and the cork comes flying out. The stone is blocking saliva flow, with saliva building up it will push the stone out.
#167352 - anon (12/18/2014) [-]
How do I get my boyfriend to stop making dad jokes? We found out I was pregnant a month ago and it's been nonstop ever since. I'm happy he's so excited, but I can only take so much "Hi ____. I'm dad" D:
User avatar #167387 to #167352 - jorgethemaster (12/18/2014) [-]
He's waited his whole life to be able to make those jokes, he probably has thousands all ready to go when given the perfect moment. I don't think you will be able to stop him.
User avatar #167359 to #167352 - actoftreason (12/18/2014) [-]
Aw, let him have his moment. You should be happy he's so excited.
#167356 to #167352 - confusedasian (12/18/2014) [-]
Oh shit, people actually do those. I thought it was just an internet stereotype of dads and bad jokes.
Oh shit, people actually do those. I thought it was just an internet stereotype of dads and bad jokes.
User avatar #167366 to #167356 - advicedude (12/18/2014) [-]
I love dad jokes.
User avatar #167354 to #167352 - makotoitou (12/18/2014) [-]
He's practicing his game. You either have to deal with it or coathanger that hoe.
User avatar #167353 to #167352 - awesomerninjathing (12/18/2014) [-]
man leave him alone, he's excited as fuck, you should be happy he cares so much
#167346 - anon (12/18/2014) [-]
>last time I talked to my ex she said she didnt want to talk to me anymore because all it would do is just hurt me more
>4-5 months past she messaged me (today) out of the blue, answering a question i posted on FB and then asked hows my day been going
Why would she tell me she didnt want to talk to me ever again and then just talk to me out of no where?
User avatar #167377 to #167346 - tikitaco (12/18/2014) [-]
Fun fact actually if you didn't know Bitches be crazy
User avatar #167369 to #167346 - advicedude (12/18/2014) [-]
I do that sometimes.
>with loving gf
>have dream ex and I were together
>woke up feeling wierd
>just decided to messege her to say hey (we were friends a while afterwards)
>get it out of my system
>don't talk to her since
User avatar #167349 to #167346 - confusedasian (12/18/2014) [-]
Sounds like she just wanted some time to recollect herself. Just because people look like they're fine with breakups doesn't actually mean that they're fine with it. Sounds like she just wanted some space.
#167351 to #167349 - anon (12/18/2014) [-]
She really wasnt the one that took the break up the worst. She was the one that wanted to break up. She knows im still not over it and probably wont be for a long time. Why the fuck would she just come and talk to me when she knows im still not over it
#167355 to #167351 - confusedasian (12/18/2014) [-]
Sorry for the long reply wait time. I was playing a vidya game. And I'm actually still playing it, just at a break level if that makes sense.   
   
I just said "Just because people look like they're fine with breakups doesn't actually mean that they're fine with it." Maybe on the outside she looked fine, but she wasn't on the inside. Besides maybe she misses you too. Stop being such a downer and look at things positively. Your break up was 4-5 months ago. C'mon bruh, lighten up. You'll find a nice girl.
Sorry for the long reply wait time. I was playing a vidya game. And I'm actually still playing it, just at a break level if that makes sense.

I just said "Just because people look like they're fine with breakups doesn't actually mean that they're fine with it." Maybe on the outside she looked fine, but she wasn't on the inside. Besides maybe she misses you too. Stop being such a downer and look at things positively. Your break up was 4-5 months ago. C'mon bruh, lighten up. You'll find a nice girl.
User avatar #167332 - arsenymous (12/18/2014) [-]
Hello guys, I'm a marine and i'm home on leave. I'm looking to set a date with a girl because I think it would be alot of fun. Unfortunatly I never really knew how to get in contact with strangers or how to meet people because i always lived in a very secluded area growing up. Where would you generally find someone of the opposite sex that just likes to hang out, play video games, go out to eat, and watch movies? I live in lower michigan if anyone here is interested. Guys are fine too i guess but i'm not really homosexual so there'd be less touching and emotions and such.
#167378 to #167332 - tikitaco (12/18/2014) [-]
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User avatar #167371 to #167332 - delphine (12/18/2014) [-]
Well, you probably won't find any girls by hanging out at home, playing video games and watching movies. Try a dating site.
User avatar #167358 to #167332 - averagewhitekid (12/18/2014) [-]
You could always try a dating site
#167335 to #167332 - confusedasian (12/18/2014) [-]
Reads "Guys are fine too" and dreams go up.
Reads "but i'm not really homosexual. . . less touching" and dreams burn up before my eyes.

Well, the first thing I thought of is the mall/ some large shopping area. You can try those places out.
User avatar #167360 to #167335 - silverzepher (12/18/2014) [-]
malls you mean those big empty buildings with smaller empty buildings in them? Ya we have those in sw Michigan but they are kind if vacant social areas. if he is from the same area.as me going to a mall would be depressing
#167361 to #167360 - confusedasian (12/18/2014) [-]
I wouldn't know. I'm from Southwest Florida. We six malls all jam packed with people.
I wouldn't know. I'm from Southwest Florida. We six malls all jam packed with people.
User avatar #167341 to #167335 - arsenymous (12/18/2014) [-]
My area only has one mall and its dying v.v . I'm flattered that the dreams were there, even if it was only for a second.
#167362 to #167341 - confusedasian (12/18/2014) [-]
Then I'm out of ideas. I'm not from the north. I don't know what people do over there differently than the south.
User avatar #167330 - awesomerninjathing (12/18/2014) [-]
anyone have any knowledge is business who could answer a quick question?
User avatar #167333 to #167330 - ilikethisusername (12/18/2014) [-]
i'm just a 18 year old high school student taking business courses. i'm taking business in university next year as well.i'm just curious what the question is, maybe i can try and think of somethings.
User avatar #167334 to #167333 - awesomerninjathing (12/18/2014) [-]
it's really simple because I'm a 17 year old taking a beginner business course as well

so, situation: a chocolate company buys a cookie company. when it's up and running, they use the same chocolate from the chocolate company to make the cookies with the same recipe/taste as before

now, what sort of integration would this be?

vertical, because the chocolate company is complementary to the cookie company?

horizontal, because chocolate and cookies are in the same sector (baking)?

or a conglomerate?
User avatar #167338 to #167334 - ilikethisusername (12/18/2014) [-]
i would strongly recommend horizontal....then again i could be wrong though.

horizontal integration sounds better to me because that's what happens in horizontal integration, a company buys another company in the same industry. saying it's horizontal makes sense to me.
#167337 to #167334 - confusedasian (12/18/2014) [-]
Conglomerate.

Chocolate and cookies aren't actually in the baking department. Cookies are but not chocolate. Chocolate and cookies fall under the deserts/ sweets department. They also both compliment each other because well, chips ahoy are fucking amazing.
#167327 - anon (12/18/2014) [-]
Been experiencing some pretty severe ups and downs for the past couple of months. I hit highs and extreme lows during random times of my day. Does anyone have any advice on how to stabilize? It has been exhausting. Thank you!
#167344 to #167327 - anon (12/18/2014) [-]
See a professional when you get the chance, it sounds like it miiight be manic depression, but what do I know? I'm just a stranger on the internet. Talk to someone who really knows their shit. Hope it gets better <3
#167295 - anon (12/17/2014) [-]
any advice on how to take good nudes? i've been doing it less than a week and i'm already low on ideas...
User avatar #167372 to #167295 - delphine (12/18/2014) [-]
Are they of yourself? If you want to take quality, tasteful nudes that don't look like a leaked bathroom selfie, learn how to use a self timer. Take a few photography classes to manage lighting, exposure, etc so when you take nudes they will look better and more flattering.
User avatar #167339 to #167295 - ilikethisusername (12/18/2014) [-]
maybe show us some samples. then we can help better and be more effective.
User avatar #167336 to #167295 - awesomerninjathing (12/18/2014) [-]
shower pics in black and white with your hand on your tits saying "wish you in here with me"

naked under the covers, showing just your lips, collarbones and cleavage

general underwear pics

mirror pics

so in short, tease him with pics, and make him horny for when he comes home and gets the real thing
#167340 to #167336 - anon (12/18/2014) [-]
Thank you!
User avatar #167324 to #167295 - makotoitou (12/18/2014) [-]
ask NSFW
#167305 to #167295 - confusedasian (12/17/2014) [-]
Hmm, well send me some nudes so I can see how it's going so far.
#167311 to #167305 - anon (12/17/2014) [-]
Your flirtation skills are off the charts.
User avatar #167297 to #167295 - twiis (12/17/2014) [-]
Well what gender are you?
I'm not one for nudes from seeing so many "Nudes you were meant to delete" threads, but I could suggest dimmer lighting, it seems to help as bright lights will show every flaw.
#167301 to #167297 - anon (12/17/2014) [-]
And I've noticed bright lights work better for my front and dimmer for my back.
#167299 to #167297 - anon (12/17/2014) [-]
I'm female.
User avatar #167302 to #167299 - twiis (12/17/2014) [-]
If you really must, then I'd suggest anything you're comfortable with but try to keep your face out of it.
#167310 to #167302 - anon (12/17/2014) [-]
I have a strict agreement with my boyfriend which he is very respectful of. Honestly, I'm comfortable taking the picture. I just don't know what to do with myself when I'm taking them. I mean, the same pictures must only be interesting for so long, ya know?
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