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User avatar #129510 - feelythefeel (04/25/2014) [-]
AMA an insane person in training.
User avatar #129525 to #129510 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
"Insane person in training."

Explain a bit more?
User avatar #129533 to #129525 - feelythefeel (04/26/2014) [-]
I hate everyone I know, I literally can't talk to someone without one of us telling the other to fuck off in some way, I haven't talked normally to anyone in days, I'm constantly depressed and have bouts of anger, etc etc.
#129593 to #129533 - dehumanizer (04/26/2014) [-]
You need Jesus in your life.
User avatar #129694 to #129593 - feelythefeel (04/26/2014) [-]
No thanks, the last thing I need is to hate myself even more.
#129699 to #129694 - dehumanizer (04/26/2014) [-]
>implying you arent your own worst enemy
User avatar #129700 to #129699 - feelythefeel (04/26/2014) [-]
Yeah, I'm probably not. That's fucking stupid.
#129701 to #129700 - dehumanizer (04/26/2014) [-]
not when you think about it

2deep4u
#129538 to #129533 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
Sometimes people need to break free from their current situation.
Personally I feel like I need to move out of my state. It's far too small for me. Everyone is up in everyone else's drama.
One time, my co-worker's older brother stabbed and killed a guy in a drug deal. The person who he stabbed was the boyfriend of my cousins's nurse's best friend. So when I went to work, I heard one side of the story... and when I went home I would hear the other side to the story. The town I am in is too damn small.

You aren't insane for getting a little moody with people. Don't beat yourself up about it too hard.

Try to look at the positive side in things.
If you're feeling depressed, then each day find one thing to be grateful for.
One thing each day. Write it down. Something that you may be taking for granted. Find one such thing in your life each day and write it down.
Do so for a few weeks. It will drastically change your outlook on life.

For instance, your life is no where near as bad as those inside the North Korean concentration camps:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lr6Rw0ltFxc
(60 Minutes episode with Shin Dong-hyuk; There was a post relating to this guy's story on the front page the other day.)
User avatar #129539 to #129538 - feelythefeel (04/26/2014) [-]
If I wanted to compare my life to people in third world countries I'd listen to that fat bitch on TV drone about "Muh starving African'ts". Now are you going to ask a crazy guy any questions or what?
#129541 to #129539 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
Alright.   
Here's a question I've been asking people recently:   
   
If life were perfect, would it be boring?   
 If suddenly your life and everyone else's life became perfect, would it be boring?    
   
I've gotten some interesting responses. Some say "After a while... yeah.." others thought that "Well it would always be perfect, I could only do what I want to do."   
Yet I believe that if everything were to become perfect, that is omitting entropy, life would be bland. There would be nothing to strive for.
Alright.
Here's a question I've been asking people recently:

If life were perfect, would it be boring?
If suddenly your life and everyone else's life became perfect, would it be boring?

I've gotten some interesting responses. Some say "After a while... yeah.." others thought that "Well it would always be perfect, I could only do what I want to do."
Yet I believe that if everything were to become perfect, that is omitting entropy, life would be bland. There would be nothing to strive for.
User avatar #129542 to #129541 - feelythefeel (04/26/2014) [-]
There's having nothing to strive for, and then there's having nothing.

Pretty easy choice for some people.
#129506 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/25/2014) [-]
I am going to get my mom a Pandora charm for her 50th birthday (she hinted that she really wanted one) and I don't know anything about them. My price range is 50-100 dollars, but I have no idea where to get one or which one to get. Can someone help me out? Thank you
User avatar #129530 to #129506 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
Go to the mall with a female friend. It's probably your best bet at finding a store that sells them.

If anything, buy one online: shop.nordstrom.com/c/pandora-jewelry#category=b60147574&type=category&page=1&color=&price=50-100&instoreavailability=false&lastfilter=price&sizeFinderId=0&resultsmode=&segmentId=0
User avatar #129508 to #129506 - daryldixon (04/25/2014) [-]
Pandora One is charming and it only costs 3.99
www.pandora.com/one
User avatar #129495 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/25/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=97cLh0NRYck

My friend is the white kid in the video. Is he going crazy or something? His gf broke up with him btw.
User avatar #129498 to #129495 - ScottP (04/25/2014) [-]
Crazy can be defined by many things. If it's a recent breakup, just give him time to reorient himself.
User avatar #129509 to #129498 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/25/2014) [-]
He's been like this for a year.
User avatar #129511 to #129509 - ScottP (04/25/2014) [-]
Oh...that's a different situation then
User avatar #129535 to #129511 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/26/2014) [-]
There is more to this though. He played super smash brothers brawl and he was a top competitor and he thought he was the shit because of it. Then people started getting better at the game and he was losing and he felt worthless because that's all he had as an identity, then he turned to this mumbo jumbo because (I believe) that he needs a new identity. So for about 2 years he has been talking about this stuff, which can help people but at the same time he comes across as crazy and weird. He preaches on how to learn and focus but he doesn't actually do that, which is why he spent 3 years worth of money on college and cannot finish his last year. He is basically throwing his life away because he is using this crap as an excuse to "live happy" and at the same time not do what he preaches people to do...
User avatar #129537 to #129535 - ScottP (04/26/2014) [-]
So it seems that he lost a purpose in life. That's a crushing loss since that's the only thing that really gives us definition. He needs to find a goal for his life then
User avatar #129491 - teoberry (04/25/2014) [-]
Do you guys know any really good neck stretches? I absolutely fucked mine up at rugby this morning and the stretches I'm doing don't work. Might get a massage or see a chiro but I have a tournament tomorrow so I need relief for that.
#129483 - dehumanizer (04/25/2014) [-]
BASED PUTIN STRIKES AGAIN

beforeitsnews.com/alternative/2014/04/russian-su-24-scores-off-against-the-american-uss-donald-cook-in-black-sea-2944372.html

>Everything went normally, American radars calculated the speed of the approaching target. And suddenly all the screens went blank. “Aegis” was not working any more, and the rockets could not get target information. Meanwhile, Su-24 flew over the deck of the destroyer, did battle turn and simulated missile attack on the target. Then it turned and repeated the maneuver. And did so 12 times.

>After the incident, the foreign media reported that “Donald Cook” was rushed into a port in Romania. There all the 27 members of the crew filed a letter of resignation. It seems that all 27 people have written that they are not going to risk their lives. This is indirectly confirmed by the Pentagon statement according to which the action demoralized the crew of the American ship.
User avatar #129492 to #129483 - teoberry (04/25/2014) [-]
wrong board senpai
#129496 to #129492 - dehumanizer (04/25/2014) [-]
forgive me teo-san and alow me to preseve my honor
User avatar #129497 to #129496 - teoberry (04/25/2014) [-]
all is forgiven, dehumanizer-kun. make your family proud
#129481 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/25/2014) [-]
could someone analyze the reprimand by jane anderson, i have to write an essay on it and i'm confused on the theme
#129479 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/25/2014) [-]
I've been single for almost 3 months. The relationship ended very suddenly because she hated physical contact and despite my understanding, acceptance and catering to that (and making tiny progress) it still "felt like a friendship" and that was my fault. Today, me and my friend got into a discussion about it. I found out today that she had doubts before going into the relationship. My friend knew about these doubts.

Anyway. After the relationship ended I spent a long time being pretty fucking angry because of the way it ended. It felt like I had wasted 3 months of my life on a relationship that went nowhere and an extra month beforehand being lied to by other people telling me how she felt about me. So when I found out that my friend knew that she had doubts on the relationship before I even asked her out, I was pretty fucking mad.
#129480 to #129479 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/25/2014) [-]
I feel like if I had've known that, I could've waited a bit longer before asking her out and seeing how things progressed. Maybe her feelings would've died down and I could've been upset for a small amount of time then gotten over it. On top of this, I live in a very small community where everyone knows everyone. Once you've had one relationship, it's hard to find another because everyone knows everything.

Am I allowed to be fucking angry at this or am I overreacting? My friend said that he kept it from me because my last girlfriend before that was 3 year prior and he wanted to see me 'happy'.

tl;dr: Friend knew that my ex had doubts about me before I asked her out, relationship ended rather miserably. Should I be mad?
User avatar #129482 to #129480 - legendaryhero (04/25/2014) [-]
I don't know man.
On one way it's not his fault that your relationship ended. right?

But I also think he should've told you so you could've been more carefull.

Anyway, it all actually goes down on your ex. Those were her true feelings and you being her partner, well, she should've told you.
#129485 to #129482 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/25/2014) [-]
It's partly the fact that it's been 3 months, I'm literally just starting to get over her properly and now this has come to make me even more irritated.
User avatar #129486 to #129485 - legendaryhero (04/25/2014) [-]
The relationship lasted 3 months or it was 3 months ago?
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User avatar #129488 to #129487 - legendaryhero (04/25/2014) [-]
Wellp, be happy it just was 3 months and not 1,5 year and your partner ends up cheating on you in the same month you two got together.
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#129484 to #129482 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/25/2014) [-]
Right. It's not something that I'm going to hate him for or hold against him forever, but it's just really pissed me off for some reason.
User avatar #129475 - robertolee (04/25/2014) [-]
Hey, I'm not one to usually ask for help with things like this but I figured its my last shot so I'm going to try anything and everything to achieve my goal.

Backstory: I'm 21 and I love fitness, its been my dream since my father introduced it too me to start a career in the health and fitness industry. I train every day, usually twice a day but not being made of money and having a job that doesn't pay very well I train mostly in the house because gym fees are costly.

I have the opportunity to enroll in a course which would eventually, after long hours of hard work and months of learning, could let me achieve the first step of my dream, becoming a personal trainer, unfortunately I don't posses this kind of money so that is why I need help You need to login to view this link

Anything would help, a small donation or even a share to your social network, also going with the spirit of the advice board, does anyone know where else I could share this to help raise these funds?

Thank you for reading this anyway
User avatar #129476 to #129475 - herblegerble (04/25/2014) [-]
I don't know how fitness careers work, so this is just a completely random thing, but have you considered asking local gyms or clubs or some shit if they'll sponsor you (almost like a bursary) to go and get qualified?
User avatar #129477 to #129476 - robertolee (04/25/2014) [-]
Yeah, I've asked a lot of gyms in my area if they do a training program or an education course but all of them only hire experienced trainers or already qualified trainers. Thanks for the advice anyway mate
#129470 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/25/2014) [-]
So, I've always wanted to try something fun. I have a lot of friends that have good connections, and on Tuesday I asked my friend Miranda if she could get me LSD, semi-joking. Well, she fucking got it for me. I'm going to pick it up today and I'm nervous as shit. Does anyone have any experiences with LSD/acid? I really want to do it, but I don't want to get too messed up.
User avatar #129472 to #129470 - happyhour (04/25/2014) [-]
Acid can be good. Just don't be taking it if you've been having a bad day or are feeling stressed. Take it in a friends house or your own. I wouldn't recommend going clubbing first time, just take it in a nice environment and all will be good. Also your trip won't be anything like how shows and movies depict it. I think its actually different for everybody. Once again put something good in your mind because when I dropped acid, things that I was feeling or thinking about kept on reappearing through the trip. I was very warm when dropping and so I just kept thinking about it. Everything became a shade of orange and red because I began thinking about heat, fire shit like that. But yea, you should enjoy it, it's fun. Also you'll get a lot of varying opinions and experiences, I'm just going on my own experiences and knowledge. Good luck
#129473 to #129472 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/25/2014) [-]
Thanks man. I'm really fucking nervous.
User avatar #129474 to #129473 - happyhour (04/25/2014) [-]
Don't be nervous about it. The only way you're gonna have a bad time is if you keep thinking it's gonna be bad. Surround yourself with close friends and people you trust so you can be relaxed. I'd also recommend not eating anything too heavy beforehand.
User avatar #129478 to #129474 - jepica (04/25/2014) [-]
Thanks! Replying non-anon cause I'm done being a weenie.
User avatar #129559 to #129478 - happyhour (04/26/2014) [-]
Haha I totally understand why you would be anonymous. Don't want the community hatin
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#129467 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/25/2014) [-]
Does anyone here have an extremely uncontrollable lust when it comes to incest? If so, then has anyone ever acted on their urges and actually have sex with someone you're related to? I'm asking because lately I've been extremely turned on by incest porn and I want to know if this is normal.
#129468 to #129467 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/25/2014) [-]
I get pretty turned on by incest porn, but I'm not sexually interested in any of my family members.
#129459 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/25/2014) [-]
I had sex with my girlfriends sister. It was a one nighter at a friend's house party before we had met so it wasn't cheating or anything. When we were introduced I recognized her right away, I'm 100% sure it's the same girl without a doubt. I haven't told my girlfriend about it, but the thing is, her sister either doesn't realize it was me (she admittedly used to be kind of a slut), or she doesn't want to admit it. Things always feel kind of awkward when she's around, so I get the feeling that she does remember us fucking. It's getting very uncomfortable to be around her and I'm worried my girlfriend is going to figure something out. How do I deal with this? Do I confront her?
Like I said I am 100% certain it's her, the phone number I had saved in my phone on the night is exactly the same number my girlfriend has saved in her phone for her sister.
User avatar #129518 to #129459 - makotoitou ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
That's hot
User avatar #129456 - revengeforfreeze (04/25/2014) [-]
thebestpieever
Since you have grown up with English and you are somewhat fluent, and you seem to be very good at correcting people when they make linguistic mistakes or grammatical mistakes or just sentence structure mistakes, could you help review a comment I made?
User avatar #129457 to #129456 - revengeforfreeze (04/25/2014) [-]
I'm, by the way, going to link the comment if you can bother review it else I'm not going to link it. So don't et mad because I haven't linked it. Thanks either way.
User avatar #129458 to #129457 - herblegerble (04/25/2014) [-]
Why does it have to be him? Can't anyone else do it?
User avatar #129460 to #129458 - revengeforfreeze (04/25/2014) [-]
I-I have a crush on that guy
Eh.. Thing is, I am insecure and I feel bad around that guy because he usually says I talk like an "alien" or a "robot" so I figure if he can give me advice on how to structure my sentences and NOT sound like a robot (I am only 18 by the way so I am pretty sure I can change) that would be great. I mean, I KNOW that he notices it for sure, though I'm not sure if other people notice it. Maybe they do, maybe they don't want to hurt me and that's why they don't say it, I don't know.
User avatar #129461 to #129460 - herblegerble (04/25/2014) [-]
Has this ever affected you in a real life social situation?
If the answer is yes, and it really is a horrible problem, speech therapy is always an option. Beyond that, reading can help and maybe even looking up how to structure sentences and shit.
If the answer is no, don't worry about it man. Just because one dude on the internet says something doesn't necessarily mean that it's 100% fact and everyone agress with him.
User avatar #129463 to #129461 - revengeforfreeze (04/25/2014) [-]
But I am glad to know that there is help to recieve if it were to become worse or if I really need it. Thanks. I could always link you the post, I guess.. (how am I doing so far?)
funnyjunk.com/since+we+re+all+doing+unpopular+opinions/funny-pictures/5113181/305#305
User avatar #129464 to #129463 - herblegerble (04/25/2014) [-]
English isn't your first language? Then you're doing pretty darn well. You're more than understandable and you have pretty good use of punctuation. You're much better than a lot of the other people that have English as a 2nd language here (not an insult to them, just saying).
User avatar #129465 to #129464 - revengeforfreeze (04/25/2014) [-]
Thanks. I TRYYYY
TRY ALL THE TIME
IN THIS INSTITUTION
YEAAAH
User avatar #129462 to #129461 - revengeforfreeze (04/25/2014) [-]
Reading probably will help, now that I am an an underachiver and I barely read. It depends on what you define as real life. Most of my interaction is either on Skype or on Facebook. I also normally speak in another language than English on Facebook. It might have affected me a bit, but I am much more fluent in my first language (duh). I simply don't interact a lot outside of facebook/fj/skype these days since many of my friends have just gone apathetic on me and I think it's too bothersome to meet new people and I don't really have the opportunity to meet a lot of people who speak beyond "hällow i spik inglish" (heavyily accentuated -_-). So I reckon I'm better to some extent which may not really prove anything in my country.
#129452 - womanexplain (04/25/2014) [-]
Ads keep popping up on my google chrome, idk what to do about it, they're not in my extensions, watdo fj? Pics attached.
#129455 to #129452 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/25/2014) [-]
get adblock
check for virus
#129447 - thebritishguy (04/25/2014) [-]
This guy wants me to be on a google hangout chat: plus.google.com/110476146688475952238/posts with this other girl.

I have a google+ account but I'm new to it and have never done a google hangout before. He says he'll do it at 5pm Central timing, which works out as 9/10pm UTC, if my calculations are correct. So how do I do a google hangout? do I just get an invitation and then follow it or do I have to be in a chat room and wait for an invitation?
User avatar #129494 to #129447 - teoberry (04/25/2014) [-]
That's the most euphoric thing I've witnessed today.
User avatar #129499 to #129494 - thebritishguy (04/25/2014) [-]
Can we google hangout teobear?
User avatar #129500 to #129499 - teoberry (04/25/2014) [-]
>implying i use google plus

what sort of pleb do you take me for?
User avatar #129502 to #129500 - thebritishguy (04/25/2014) [-]
come on man, if you have a HTC phone or youtube you have google+, so it's not like it's just for losers pretty much everyone has one
I can pay you in glorious funnyjunk point/items? or trick Syriantaliban to make him think you converted me into a Catholic or some shit
User avatar #129504 to #129502 - teoberry (04/25/2014) [-]
I have a google phone lol. and idk why you want to so bad
User avatar #129505 to #129504 - thebritishguy (04/25/2014) [-]
Because I want to use it, I have a youtube friend but I don't know how to use google plus and it would be funny anyway to see your pretty face
User avatar #129449 to #129447 - misticalz ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
its just a link you get.
User avatar #129450 to #129449 - thebritishguy (04/25/2014) [-]
Do I get the link through the "google+ notification" window on youtube and google?
User avatar #129451 to #129450 - misticalz ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
It's a link.....
You can get links sent to you in any inbox you want..like Facebook
#129446 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/25/2014) [-]
Can anyone help with this?

www.funnyjunk.com/advice/129422#129422
User avatar #129445 - harbingerwolf ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
How do you get rid of those urls that appear when you try to type in another one?
For example typing fu leads to to funnyjunk, so i dont have to type the rest. But lately its getting bullshit and showing every website BUT the one i want, even if i type near enough all of the url.
#129517 to #129445 - masarua ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
Just use incognito mode for porn ¬¬
User avatar #129453 to #129445 - saltybanana (04/25/2014) [-]
try erasing all the cookies and history on your browser
#129432 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/25/2014) [-]
I. NEED. HELP.
Basically this morning I was trying to uninstall an ad program that was coming in the way of my enjoyment of the internet and because I know next to nothing about computers I managed to (from the uninstall/change programs window of the control panel) uninstall and remove Qualcomm Atheros. I was then unable to connect to the internet and the only option made viable to me was using ethernet, however the cable doesn't work and I didn't know which drive to download/how to download it anyway, I went/am on my old computer however I need my new computer. I downloaded two different drivers from the website, one being a LOM file which I have no idea how to open and the other I didn't think was compatible with Windows 8. I don't know how to tell you my specs/computer info so if you could PLEASE help me I'll do whatever, I need my computer! PLEASE READ WHAT I WRITE AFTER THIS
#129448 to #129432 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/25/2014) [-]
ISSUE FIXED, THANK YOU FOR ANYONE WHO READ THIS.
#129437 to #129432 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/25/2014) [-]
I got this error message, I googled the drivers for window 8, but the only thing I got was windows 7 and below... I don't know what to do and I don't know how to move a program from my computer fully to my hard drive... My old laptop is a windows 7 and my new one is windows 8 so I can't use the wireless driver from this one... PLEASE. HELP.
#129436 to #129432 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/25/2014) [-]
I downloaded one but it had a LOM file which I didn't know what to do with, so I downloaded the setup.exe, when I opened it though...
#129435 to #129432 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/25/2014) [-]
I went to this website to download the driver again, I don't know which to download though
#129434 to #129432 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/25/2014) [-]
Then I noticed my wifi thing
#129433 to #129432 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/25/2014) [-]
So I went here and uninstalled the program from here
#129422 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/25/2014) [-]
How do people manage to sleep naked?
I cant without getting horny and fapping. And then im scared i'll scratch my asshole in my sleep then without knowing scratch my face or something.
User avatar #129466 to #129422 - rakuraimasuta (04/25/2014) [-]
I guess it's not for everyone
User avatar #129438 to #129422 - ljxjlos (04/25/2014) [-]
The Struggles of Life.
#129444 to #129438 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/25/2014) [-]
Right?
User avatar #129408 - sasha (04/25/2014) [-]
i really want to do something like this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=10xpD0gpfwU
not this big of course
is there a place where i could get these wallpapers or something like that or grass carpet? or is this all just specially made?
User avatar #129416 to #129408 - saltybanana (04/25/2014) [-]
i know that type of grass they used is pretyy expensive. best guess where to get said item is your local home depot
User avatar #129417 to #129416 - sasha (04/25/2014) [-]
im mainly wondering about like the murals on the walls
ive been searching all over
User avatar #129421 to #129417 - saltybanana (04/25/2014) [-]
im guessing theyre hand drawn
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