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#194279 - meowtownhero
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(08/17/2015) [-]
Men! I have succumb to laziness, help me. Send me motivational speeches with epic inspiring music so I can gtfo of my mental state.
#194295 to #194279 - plantain
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#194284 to #194279 - sugoi ONLINE
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#194275 - trolljunkusa
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#194276 to #194275 - dorkledumbs
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(08/17/2015) [-]
/hating/
#194277 to #194276 - trolljunkusa
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(08/17/2015) [-]
Woops
#194266 - anon
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(08/17/2015) [-]
Ex girlfriend of six months reached out to me about a week ago, said she wanted to be friends again.

Against advice I received from here I indulged her, we talked for awhile before I started to regret my decision, remembering the advice given, how I felt when we were together etc..

Wanted to talk seriously about why she even still wanted me in her life after cheating on me. She was vacationing in pretty much a dead zone so I said it'd be fine if we just talked whenever she was home. She said this past Friday or today.

Still no word.

I'm not really broken up about it because I expected it, but I still have unwanted feelings for her.

I guess what I'm asking is, how do I completely shake my feelings for someone?
#194269 to #194266 - anon
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(08/17/2015) [-]
I could write a dozen paragraphs but to make it short and sweet... just reference shia.
Just fucking do it. Get over it, give it up. She's no good for you, be a man and see it already, she cheated on you, no real companion would do that. You can try and justify it all you want but it will only lead to sadness. A year or so ago I found out one of my best friends committed suicide, I HAD to learn to let him go. You have a chance to let this person go before it gets worse. Do it.
#194270 to #194269 - anon
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(08/17/2015) [-]
I know that this is going to sound cliche, but it just isn't that simple.
I know how pathetic my situation is and if I were to give myself advice it'd be exactly what you just said...
I just can't though. No matter how much I remind myself of how she made me feel when I knew what she was doing... No matter how much I tell myself that she never felt the same way I did...

It just doesn't make me love her any less...

Even sitting here wallowing in self-pity because I'm letting her walk all over me and dominate my life and my thoughts I still feel the same way about her as when we first got together.
#194273 to #194270 - anon
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(08/17/2015) [-]
I feel like I need the thing that they used in Eternal Sunshine on the Spotless Mind
#194268 to #194266 - anon
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(08/17/2015) [-]
Was two weeks ago, not a single week

~OP
#194265 - karlKroenen
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(08/17/2015) [-]
It really hasn't hit me, until now. But I miss Krispy. The way he tied back his hair, his voice, and his smile. I hardly remember his voice, but it seems like it was yesterday.
#194267 to #194265 - dorkledumbs
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(08/17/2015) [-]
He'll always be with you Krispy Kreme - The Baddest (Official Video)
#194271 to #194267 - anon
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(08/17/2015) [-]
I didn't need to see that.
#194272 to #194271 - dorkledumbs
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(08/17/2015) [-]
Yes you did.
Even if you didn't know it yet.
#194246 - kakat
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(08/16/2015) [-]
Hi guys! I just need a good advice for prank for bigger group of friends (like 10). We are going to the pub next friday. I would like to have some harder prank but not to get everyone really mad. Thank you for your tips or links!!
#194261 to #194246 - joshlol
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(08/17/2015) [-]
put roofies in their drinks
#194247 to #194246 - anon
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(08/16/2015) [-]
kill them
#194251 to #194247 - sugoi ONLINE
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(08/17/2015) [-]
YOU JUST GOT PRANKED!!!!!! XDXDXDXDXD
#194259 to #194251 - atonial
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(08/17/2015) [-]
"There's a camera over there!"
#194244 - confusedasian
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(08/16/2015) [-]
How closely related are Finland, Norway, and Sweden's languages? I can't make up my mind on which one to learn.
#194289 to #194244 - dehumanizer
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(08/17/2015) [-]
Mongolian
#194282 to #194244 - ericarthurblair
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(08/17/2015) [-]
if you want to learn either of the three learn swedish, its the most common as joshlol already said its rather closely related to norwegian and danish so you can sort of understand those languages aswell but in addion to that its the offical language of two countries, sweden and finnland, and not just one country as with norwegian or danish
#194262 to #194244 - joshlol
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(08/17/2015) [-]
norwegian, danish and swedish are similar

finnish is fucking weird and closer to estonian i think
#194274 to #194262 - confusedasian
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(08/17/2015) [-]
The Danes? They're interesting to me as well. Finns are the same. They just interest me. How similar are they? Lets say I learn Norwegian only, can I get buy Sweden and Denmark rather easily?
#194312 to #194274 - dreygur
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(08/17/2015) [-]
If you learn one of them, you'll understand some of the others, but there are times you'll think "what the fuck are they saying", because while some words are almost identical, others are completely different.
#194278 to #194274 - joshlol
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(08/17/2015) [-]
denmark / sweden / norwegian = scandinavia

they're connected closely, if you're fluent in one language you'll understand a little of the other two

but finnish is different
#194439 to #194278 - hellomynameisbill
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(08/19/2015) [-]
Yo did you forget the country was called Norway?
#194440 to #194439 - joshlol
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(08/19/2015) [-]
lmao
#194263 to #194262 - joshlol
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(08/17/2015) [-]
unless planning to move to finland I don't know why you'd want to learn the language either
#194243 - mislavcro
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#194252 to #194243 - sugoi ONLINE
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(08/17/2015) [-]
If it's been at least a month since you and your ex broke up then you gotta let go.
You're just clinging onto something that aint there.
#194249 to #194243 - dorkledumbs
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(08/17/2015) [-]
"Just had something"
What do you mean?
How long have they been your ex?
#194241 - anon
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(08/16/2015) [-]
/How+to+adult/funny-pictures/5650239/

What's a list of food I should always keep in my kitchen? Also what are some canned foods that have a long shelf like?
#194288 to #194241 - dehumanizer
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(08/17/2015) [-]
>what food should i keep

im sorry are you retarded, five or a retarded five year old !?!
#194253 to #194241 - sugoi ONLINE
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(08/17/2015) [-]
-Meat (Chicken Breast and Ground/Mince Beef)
-2 minute noodles
-Bread
-Butter
-Milk
-Vegetables (Carrots,Cucumber,Iceberg Lettuce, Tomatos, whatever you like)

Bread n butter are standard lazy man breakfast when you can just go get some toast.
2min noodles once you get bored of that shit and need some flavor.
Everything else for when you're bothered cooking something, chicken breasts can be stir-fried with vegetables or coated in potato starch and fried, or heck just grill it or some shit. Ground Beef can be used to make meat patties or meatballs or used in pasta which you can just make a shitload of then keep in the fridge and reheat when hungry.

Also don't forget salt n pepper.
#194245 to #194241 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(08/16/2015) [-]
Ice cream
#194238 - zerositnator
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(08/16/2015) [-]
I think my ulnar nerve is stressed. Are there any quick fixes that will align my pinky and ring finger to the rest of my hand again?
#194254 to #194238 - sugoi ONLINE
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(08/17/2015) [-]
You want medical advice from a bunch of anonymous faggots on the internet? (myself included)

Not that desperate are ya?
#194240 to #194238 - dorkledumbs
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(08/16/2015) [-]
see a doctor
#194223 - larsfillmore
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(08/16/2015) [-]
How do I tell my friends I don't like this girl? They keep trying to set me up with her because of how she looks and everything but to be honest I just don't like her like that She's a cool friend though
I also have to tell them I like this other girl thats one that belongs to a weird group of kids and more of a poorer family. She doesn't have the best body or face but I feel like were i'm more me with her
#194239 to #194223 - dorkledumbs
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(08/16/2015) [-]
By telling them.
If they're really your friends the biggest consequence will be "Suit yourself"
#194216 - sushininja
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(08/16/2015) [-]
I have a friend who eats the whole apple. The seeds and core and all.
He sees it as normal so I'm just wondering if other people find it strange like I do
#194294 to #194216 - youngneil
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(08/17/2015) [-]
I also eat the entire apple. I never thought it was weird.
#194290 to #194216 - yibdiy
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(08/17/2015) [-]
I also sometimes do that. Also eating kiwi with skin and coconut flesh without peeling the brown layer (I don't mean the hard one, obviously).
#194264 to #194216 - joshlol
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(08/17/2015) [-]
thats weird
#194220 to #194216 - shyyguy
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(08/16/2015) [-]
I've never eaten an apple that wasn't peeled, cut up, and slathered with peanut butter.

But yea, I've never seen someone eat everything on an apple. I'm assuming you don't mean the stem though.
#194233 to #194220 - sushininja
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(08/16/2015) [-]
He says the stem has fiber. So he does
#194236 to #194233 - shyyguy
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(08/16/2015) [-]
**shyyguy used "*roll picture*"**
**shyyguy rolled image** Oh... wow.
#194219 to #194216 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(08/16/2015) [-]
bro what do you mean what else would you do with an apple
#194232 to #194219 - sushininja
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(08/16/2015) [-]
You eat everything but the core. My friend eat the whole thing
#194225 to #194219 - dreygur
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(08/16/2015) [-]
put it in ice cream
#194215 - anon
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(08/16/2015) [-]
I plan on moving out and rooming with my best friend. A lot of people have been telling us that this is a bad idea but no one has really gone into depth as to why it's a bad idea. Can anyone explain?
#194237 to #194215 - schurftinator
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(08/16/2015) [-]
Thing is that people you are good friends with are not always people you are compatible to live together with. This can lead to a lot of friction and ruin an otherwise perfectly healthy friendship, which is why so many people warn against it.

For example: if one like the house clean and the other doesn't care, eventually you're going to get sick of doing the other's persons dishes (a problem you wouldn't otherwise have just being friends).
#194217 to #194215 - sushininja
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(08/16/2015) [-]
What's your genders, ages, and current school level
#194222 to #194217 - anon
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(08/16/2015) [-]
Both girls, 20, I'm in my junior year of college and she's been working straight out of high school.
#194234 to #194222 - sushininja
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(08/16/2015) [-]
I don't know enough to give official advice but it you both have good jobs then it's okay so far. Ask other people you know who already have experience to see what they think
#194193 - phoenixprince
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(08/16/2015) [-]
I am planning a trip to japan for next year and am currently looking for things to visit in fukuoka so I can fill a day near the end of my trip does anyone have any ideas?
#194211 to #194193 - anon
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(08/16/2015) [-]
Fucking weeb.
Take this to the anime board.
#194209 to #194193 - anon
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(08/16/2015) [-]
visit Kabukichō
#194189 - UNIQUELOL
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(08/16/2015) [-]
How do you make a WebM by yourself ?
#194195 to #194189 - sugoi ONLINE
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(08/16/2015) [-]
By using google.
Or a video converter you ding dong.
#194242 to #194195 - UNIQUELOL
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(08/16/2015) [-]
I mean like is there a way to do it offline - _-

Do you mean google itself has a program for it ?
#194250 to #194242 - sugoi ONLINE
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(08/17/2015) [-]
Google will find an answer for you as is obvious, but apparently not obvious enough.

Download a video converter and you can do it offline.
#194257 to #194250 - UNIQUELOL
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(08/17/2015) [-]
sassy bitch

Alright thanks !
#194188 - gypsydude
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(08/16/2015) [-]
So my girlfriend who I've been with...just died. I mentioned awhile back how I was feeling with her having ovarian cancer, and me being so helpless to help her , and you all helped me in my time of need. I spent any time I could with her, being with her. It's just so serial to know that shes gone now...am all alone again. I miss her already. But I'm glad shes not in pain anymore. Idk I just...i just want to hit the bottle again, but I know its not gonna do anything. I want to punch my punching bag but what good is that...I just want to break down. I guess I just need my family, and the only family I have is you FunnyJunk. I just........I wana cry
#194210 to #194188 - plantain
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(08/16/2015) [-]
I'm really sorry, man. The best thing you can do is try to help her family out by offering emotional support. If you feel this bad, imagine how badly her mom must feel.
#194208 to #194188 - dreygur
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(08/16/2015) [-]
Crying does wonders for the mind, so you shouldn't be afraid to do it. it's all gon be k lil niga
#194197 to #194188 - yibdiy
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(08/16/2015) [-]
Can I get your gypsy tears? I could make anti-curse medicine from it.
#194194 to #194188 - schurftinator
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(08/16/2015) [-]
I'm so very sorry to hear that I cannot imagine how that must be, take care of yourself <3
#194190 to #194188 - captainfuckitall ONLINE
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(08/16/2015) [-]
We're all here for you, man. We always will be, and she'll be with you too. You just gotta keep going and believe tomorrow will be a better day.
#194184 - anon
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(08/16/2015) [-]
Can anyone recommend some safe sleeping pills or something along them lines
#194198 to #194184 - welliguessitsaname ONLINE
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#194182 - TodayIAmMe
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(08/16/2015) [-]
anyone know a place to play stocks as easily a steam market or gtav
#194221 to #194182 - shyyguy
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(08/16/2015) [-]
I'm assuming you want a non-game format, but anyway... I'd recommend RuneScape's Grand Exchange if you want to learn a little more than what GTAV/Steam offers.

#194213 to #194182 - anon
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(08/16/2015) [-]
Just buy a day trading software and have at it.
Though to make real gains you need more knowledge of the market and what you're trading than you do in the steam market or GTA V. A lot more.
#194177 - jellyman
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(08/16/2015) [-]
I just got accepted to the honors program at my community college two months ago and I heard that they have international studies where I can study abroad to another country. I really want to go to Japan during the summer semester, not just to study, but to just travel as well. How is it over there?
#194212 to #194177 - anon
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(08/16/2015) [-]
Well it's already full of weebs from the western countries so what's one more I suppose?
Go. Have fun. Do weeb things like weebs do.
#194163 - deckbox
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(08/16/2015) [-]
IF YOUR GIRLFRIEND calls you something, or makes a statement about you. Instead of getting depressed and in funk run with it, my girl was saying I wasn't being attentive or reacting enough to what she did for me, like a emotional robot so I just wrapped myself in tinfoil and paraded around the room like i was a robot, talking in robot talk stuff like that.

So yea, if you need to talk abou shit do something comical related to the problem makes it easier
#194309 to #194163 - hoban
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(08/17/2015) [-]
Last time my gf thought to call me something it was &quot;Racist&quot; made sure to shout it and tell i group of columbian guys i hate them because they where black -.-  alittle hard 2 make fun of it while having  cast  on my arm
Last time my gf thought to call me something it was "Racist" made sure to shout it and tell i group of columbian guys i hate them because they where black -.- alittle hard 2 make fun of it while having cast on my arm
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