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User avatar #164822 - rokkai (12/02/2014) [-]
so, turkey sucks and im gonna live a middle to low life in here if i stay so with my father's push, im gonna immigrate to canada this summer if i can find the money. im 21 years old without a religion and always looked up to that so called american/canadian life. (im assuming there is not much of a difference between those two) im studying english literature here and but i guess they don't accept turkish diplomas so i have to start all over again. i have 2 good old friends in USA (one in L.A and the other is in seattle) and they're telling me the life is good in there.

anyway, i will have to work and study at the same time if i make it and that will be tiring but i guess it will worth it.
any advices about the life in canada and stuff like that?
User avatar #164831 to #164822 - teoberry (12/02/2014) [-]
where in canada ya planning on going?
User avatar #164872 to #164831 - rokkai (12/02/2014) [-]
prolly toronto.
User avatar #164941 to #164872 - teoberry (12/02/2014) [-]

call or email these guys before you go as they will probably have answers to all your questions, and they'll help welcome you and help you find a place and maybe a job while you get your diploma. have fun in canada mane, you'll love it!
User avatar #164955 to #164941 - rokkai (12/03/2014) [-]
holy balls, thanks man, appreciated!
User avatar #164968 to #164955 - teoberry (12/03/2014) [-]
Not a problem buddy. Have a good time in the great white north. Remember to bring a jacket
User avatar #164969 to #164968 - rokkai (12/03/2014) [-]
haha thanks! cold weather is my jam so be sure that i will!
User avatar #164797 - dizzleboy (12/02/2014) [-]
Who here has a sex playlist? Here's my sex playlist
Thinking 'bout You- Frank Ocean
Buzzbut Season- Lorde
Too much- Drake
Sacrilegious- Schoolboy Q
Wicked Games- The Weeknd
Drop the Game- Flume
Poetic Justice- Kendrick Lamar feat. Drake
Often- The Weeknd
Move for Me- Kaskade and Deadmau5 (GTA Remix
Hands On The Wheel- Schoolboy Q
1940 (Amplive Remix)- The Submarines
User avatar #164937 to #164873 - mondamini (12/02/2014) [-]
top kek
User avatar #164833 to #164797 - teoberry (12/02/2014) [-]
ignition (remix) - r kelly
ignition (remix) (1901 remix) - r kelly
pretty - the weeknd
the zone - the weeknd ft drake (guaranteed pantie dropped)
thinking bout you - frank ocean
222- flatbush zombies
wagon wheel -darius rucker (you play it before to guarantee you get poon)
slow jamz - kanye
hold on were going home - drake
pink matter - frank ocean (also v good)
birthday sex - jeremih
poetic justice - kendrick lamar
in vein - rick ross
studio - schoolboy q
User avatar #164837 to #164833 - awesomerninjathing (12/02/2014) [-]
im in love with the coco
User avatar #164840 to #164837 - teoberry (12/02/2014) [-]
well since i fucked up the order anyways, this is actually a v good playlist. tried and true :^)
User avatar #164839 to #164836 - teoberry (12/02/2014) [-]
User avatar #164825 to #164797 - iridium (12/02/2014) [-]
Closer by Nine Inch Nails repeated 30,000 times
User avatar #164827 to #164825 - dizzleboy (12/02/2014) [-]
Pics that you actually repeated 30,000+ times or it didn't happen
User avatar #164828 to #164827 - iridium (12/02/2014) [-]
I don't get that much sex
User avatar #164807 to #164797 - rokkai (12/02/2014) [-]
koop island blues is a pretty neat song i was just listening to it. and also there's a turkish group called "yuzyuzeyken konusuruz" and it's a bless having sex to them. i broke up recently so this kinda talk makes me a little bit sad but whatevs , especially this track right here is just magical. Yüzyüzeyken Konuşuruz - Bakkal Osman Abi
#164798 to #164797 - awesomerninjathing (12/02/2014) [-]
The Weeknd - Same Old Song add this, + proof that it works
User avatar #164834 to #164798 - teoberry (12/02/2014) [-]
a) I remember you used to bash my playlist

User avatar #164835 to #164834 - awesomerninjathing (12/02/2014) [-]
your playlist sucked lol wasn't it like 90% frank ocean
User avatar #164838 to #164835 - teoberry (12/02/2014) [-]
nah but i got it better
User avatar #164791 - vortexrain (12/02/2014) [-]
Would someone mind explaining what the hell was up with DSend, or whatever his name was? I remember showing up here in mid 2010, and people talking about him. Also what happened to zomboy, or whatever his name was? I liked his comics despite all the hate that people gave him.
#164867 to #164791 - John Cena (12/02/2014) [-]
Most of the frontpage content on FJ was comics created by a few people
DSend, Mondo, AlchemicFreak, iMagnet, BingtheDinosaur, and I guess you're thinking about Zomba.

Nothing really happened to them except for iMagnet for copying people's comments to get thumbs until he left , people just stopped liking comics and so they all left.
User avatar #164923 to #164867 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (12/02/2014) [-]
Someone's forgetting JonComics.

It's okay... Jon... I still remember you.
User avatar #164950 to #164923 - vortexrain (12/03/2014) [-]
I miss moviedude.
User avatar #164890 to #164867 - marinepenguin ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
Can't forget Dublyoo
#164793 to #164791 - nsfwcontent (12/02/2014) [-]
joshlol are their souls   
that's why we call him a faggot   
we liked them   
they were our friends
joshlol are their souls
that's why we call him a faggot
we liked them
they were our friends
User avatar #164777 - itzsquiggle (12/01/2014) [-]
Do people who believe in not having sex with lots of different people exists or am i alone in my old fashioned ways?
User avatar #164925 to #164777 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (12/02/2014) [-]
I'm with you there.
It's best to have the right mindset going into a relationship. Otherwise it probably won't work out in the long-run.
#164926 to #164925 - itzsquiggle (12/02/2014) [-]
yeah thanks man, i have been thinking along those lines. but until then DARKSOOOUULLSS
User avatar #164891 to #164777 - marinepenguin ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
I'm 19 and when I tell people I've only been with 1 person I get looked at like I'm a unicorn or something. I know exactly how you feel about that.
#164874 to #164777 - dehumanizer (12/02/2014) [-]
i've only had sex with 11 women last month
User avatar #164849 to #164777 - tubcat (12/02/2014) [-]
Me. But that be because I'm Asexual.
User avatar #164787 to #164777 - notred ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
I'm pretty much the same way.
User avatar #164781 to #164777 - sugoi (12/01/2014) [-]
Yes, everyone at church and a few others.
User avatar #164779 to #164777 - awesomerninjathing (12/01/2014) [-]
why are you against it
User avatar #164780 to #164779 - itzsquiggle (12/01/2014) [-]
i feel like i need to connect with the person emotionally and i feel like i cant do that with anyone if everyone is just going to move on after.
#164786 to #164780 - John Cena (12/02/2014) [-]
Always wanted to marry a virgin. reality kicked in, didn't know a virgin past the age of 16. Even the "religious" ones were slutty. The idea of finding a soulmate dies, you will always just be a "the next cock" after a series of "youthful mistakes" as if that is some sort of legitimate excuse. And then you can spend the rest of your life comparing yourself to those other cocks or vaginas or what have you. And that is if you marry someone with a moral objection to it, most men and women are proud of fucking multiple partners.

As you age, it only gets worse. It's almost impossible to find a virgin guy or girl past the age of 19.

Only difference between most church people and non-church goers is that the church people feel bad about fucking in their youth.

It's different for each sex though. Most virgin girls i know don't care if their male partner is a virgin. Actual prefer them to not be. Guys I know are the opposite. As well as depressed. If you are young, you have some hope.
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User avatar #164773 - luigipimp (12/01/2014) [-]
how do i advertise whoring myself out without getting into trouble
User avatar #164841 to #164773 - teoberry (12/02/2014) [-]
go on backpages and go through the escort shit
#164812 to #164773 - John Cena (12/02/2014) [-]
Go to craigslist and offer moving services, charge per hour and post a picture of yourself from the neck down without a shirt on.

You should probably be jacked because very few women are willing to pay money to sleep with a scrawny little boy toy they can pick up at the grocery store.
User avatar #164808 to #164773 - lobselvith (12/02/2014) [-]
Dating sites.
User avatar #164785 to #164773 - sugoi (12/01/2014) [-]
Why is a pimp whoring himself out?
Dat aint right bro.
User avatar #164799 to #164785 - luigipimp (12/02/2014) [-]
im not a pimp
#164801 to #164799 - sugoi (12/02/2014) [-]
>Not a pimp
>Not a pimp
User avatar #164805 to #164801 - luigipimp (12/02/2014) [-]
because me and mariopimp pimp each other to each other
#164811 to #164805 - mariopimp (12/02/2014) [-]
You aren't even on my level.
You aren't even on my level.
User avatar #164815 to #164811 - luigipimp (12/02/2014) [-]
yeah i am
User avatar #164820 to #164817 - luigipimp (12/02/2014) [-]
im dead sexy
User avatar #164774 to #164773 - notred ONLINE (12/01/2014) [-]
Online cam shows.
User avatar #164800 to #164774 - luigipimp (12/02/2014) [-]
i dont want anyone recording me
#164802 to #164800 - notred ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
Are you a guy or girl?
Are you a guy or girl?
User avatar #164804 to #164803 - notred ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
Do you want to get paid, or just laid?
User avatar #164806 to #164804 - luigipimp (12/02/2014) [-]
paid but still dont want it recorded
User avatar #164809 to #164806 - notred ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
What do you look like?
User avatar #164810 to #164809 - luigipimp (12/02/2014) [-]
like a guy
#164814 to #164810 - mariopimp (12/02/2014) [-]
"like a guy"
#164813 to #164810 - notred ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
User avatar #164816 to #164813 - luigipimp (12/02/2014) [-]
i still dont know how to advertise lol
User avatar #164818 to #164816 - notred ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
"Selling myself for 50$ and 15$ every hour" Or something similar. Include pictures of yourself.
User avatar #164819 to #164818 - luigipimp (12/02/2014) [-]
i want to advertise without getting into trouble
User avatar #164821 to #164819 - notred ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
Don't put in your address or anything like that in the ad.
User avatar #164751 - arenaferox (12/01/2014) [-]
want potato gf
wat do
User avatar #164792 to #164751 - nsfwcontent (12/02/2014) [-]
Ask her out
User avatar #164782 to #164751 - sugoi (12/01/2014) [-]
Go buy a sack of potatoes and googly eyes.
User avatar #164750 - mobbcommunist (12/01/2014) [-]
>Get caught fucking potato
wat do
User avatar #164790 to #164750 - nsfwcontent (12/02/2014) [-]
User avatar #164783 to #164750 - sugoi (12/01/2014) [-]
Say Potatoes are good for your skin like how people put cucumber slices on their eyes except for dicks you just fuck the potato.
User avatar #164778 to #164750 - itzsquiggle (12/01/2014) [-]
Raw or cooked?
User avatar #164747 - harbingerwolf (12/01/2014) [-]
Want gf
wat do
User avatar #164789 to #164747 - nsfwcontent (12/02/2014) [-]
User avatar #164784 to #164747 - sugoi (12/01/2014) [-]
Buy one online.
User avatar #164770 to #164747 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (12/01/2014) [-]
By not trying for one.
Some advice from a friend of mine:
"... Thing with the first girl is, if something is taken from you, it leaves a hole. The only way to fill up that hole is to replace it with a stronger bond. Many young girls respond to that by constantly forming a new bond. Before the 'comedown' of the current one. (IE constantly chasing the 'rush' of a new love) Once the 'new' wears off, she needs more. It's a wound that's created when you form a bond with someone, and it doesn't go the other way.

... If you're just isolated from your surroundings like most regular people, you'll never know what you're missing...

... I'm not Chad from across the street catching tins of diet coke mowing the lawn. I'm [just some scrawny white kid]. The thing is, such things make no difference in the first place if you have that kind of connection [with someone]...

... Look for that feeling of "too good to be true," The feeling you'd get when a really hot girl gives you her phone number and you think there must be something behind it. Instead of shutting it all out, try being absolutely gullible. Just assume lies do not exist. It'll leave you vulnerable and exposed, but also completely open to anyone truly looking for you and no-one else.

To put it in Youtube terms: "Broadcast yourself"

So in any case, if someone catches you 'off guard;' you won't want to shield yourself from those around you, neither should you shield off yourself. (As in, hold yourself back) If you think "I shouldn't say that" or "That'll just sound weird," just dump it all out; It's like natural selection, anyone that you DON'T scare off right away is nothing if not valuable to know. It's like the "be true to yourself" gag, but take it up a notch. Say it anyway.

Main thing is, try to shine out as much of 'you' as you possibly can. And if anyone at all is drawn in closer by that, you've at least found a valuable friend. You know, the kind that just sticks around without any "expiry" date."
User avatar #164762 to #164747 - scandinavianpedo (12/01/2014) [-]
Meet people IRL, befriend them, ask them out.
Repeat in till success.
User avatar #164764 to #164762 - harbingerwolf (12/01/2014) [-]
I cant sum up the courage to go out to bars or whatever on my own, that just seems creepy to me. And i try my best to socialize, but i dont have too many friends and they generally dont do much with other people so i cant meet via that "friend of a friend" thing. Oh and i couldnt meet anyone via work previously because they were either all polish or 40+ years older than me, got a new job and almost everyone i work with is around my age and of the opposite gender, but all hitched -_-
User avatar #164769 to #164764 - arenaferox (12/01/2014) [-]
Make friends with hitched ones and see if they have friends that aren't hitched
User avatar #164767 to #164764 - scandinavianpedo (12/01/2014) [-]
Yeah.. i know that feel..

But, just keep an eye out for social events you can go to, concerts, climbing teams, sports and so on, it dose not have to be at bars, just pleases its natural to talk to people you don't know.

And, dress so you feel confident in how you look, do big dominating gestures in the car, or sing, something to make you feel alfa before you go into the situation (and outside of sight of other people wile you do it), if you make yourself small, you will feel small, and not worth the time.

So, make yourself confident, presentable for the situation, and try to act naturally, don't over think stuff.

Last but not least, you will feel uncomfortable and weird wile you are there alone, but its something you will need to work trough, find someone to talk to, boy or girl, then you might get a new friend, and that friend might be a single lady, or a man with single female friends.
#164742 - John Cena (12/01/2014) [-]
Anyone got a link to that putlocker website with movies on?
Netflix is boring as fook lately and i cant remember the right address for putlocker.
#164749 to #164744 - John Cena (12/01/2014) [-]
Close enough, thanks man.
User avatar #164739 - sphincterface (12/01/2014) [-]
Well my girlfriend just cheated on me and dumped me...now what?
#164876 to #164739 - dehumanizer (12/02/2014) [-]
>trusting women

you deserve it pal
#164823 to #164739 - John Cena (12/02/2014) [-]
Fuck her mom.
User avatar #164745 to #164739 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (12/01/2014) [-]
Move on.
She's the immature one, man. Not you.
#164743 to #164739 - nonbenderinlife (12/01/2014) [-]
Turn that sadness into motivation to get better. Start working out and get past that bitch.   
Here's a gif to cheer you up
Turn that sadness into motivation to get better. Start working out and get past that bitch.

Here's a gif to cheer you up
#164740 to #164739 - John Cena (12/01/2014) [-]
Find a new hole to stuff.
User avatar #164733 - ruffianraccoon (12/01/2014) [-]
yo I had anal with a girl and came insider her. she was on the pill. Is there any possibility that she could get pregnant. I know its a fucking stupid question but hey whatever
#164877 to #164733 - dehumanizer (12/02/2014) [-]
thats how niggers are born
User avatar #164788 to #164733 - nsfwcontent (12/02/2014) [-]
off the hook yo
User avatar #164738 to #164733 - yourinvisiblegf (12/01/2014) [-]
unless you licked her ass then licked her pussy after cumming
User avatar #164734 to #164733 - ScottP (12/01/2014) [-]
Unless you had very bad aim, chances are unlikely
#164731 - astrolights (12/01/2014) [-]
Trying out the FJ community for the first time, so here it goes. I go to Oregon State University. I'm looking for friends with the same, trolling sense of humor b/c everyone around here is kinda lame. Hit me up with a comment if you go here and maybe we'll chill.

TLR looking for friends at Oregon State University. Comment if close.
User avatar #164855 to #164731 - bobvonbobby (12/02/2014) [-]
I'm sorry you're alone
#164730 - asslackingkrumswag (12/01/2014) [-]
I am going to build a computer soon.    
Can anyone give me advice on tricks  computers plz?
I am going to build a computer soon.
Can anyone give me advice on tricks computers plz?
User avatar #164735 to #164730 - ScottP (12/01/2014) [-]
Buy all the parts online because they're cheaper there. Get an Intel cpu. If you want cheap gpus, get AMD. Use an anti-shock strap when building. Make sure you're careful with the little pins and try not to force anything in.

But above all, have fun with it!
#164726 - thisisestonia (12/01/2014) [-]
I can't make the taskbar like it is on the photo in the tut deviousd0g.kinja.com/the-distraction-reducing-studious-desktop-1660478904
User avatar #164746 to #164726 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (12/01/2014) [-]
You need RainMeter.
Also it would make a world of a difference if you're on Win7 and not Win8.
User avatar #164755 to #164746 - thisisestonia (12/01/2014) [-]
I am on win7 and that dark bar down there is rainmeter with the enigma theme
User avatar #164724 - ptolomeus (12/01/2014) [-]
If i was to move to the US, is Oakland, California a good City?
#164824 to #164724 - John Cena (12/02/2014) [-]
Depends how well you can take a stabbing. Oakland is basically West Detroit.
User avatar #164728 to #164724 - makotoitou (12/01/2014) [-]
#164722 - John Cena (12/01/2014) [-]
Medical advice time because I am dying clearly. Talk about butts and infections below.
Got an infected cut or something. Right at the top of muh buttcrack, so great, can't see a fucking thing. It just leaks off-yellow or red clear liquid all day, literally non-stop. A couple of times I've put antiseptic cream on it, when I clean it it's bled out everywhere.
I should clarify this is a tiny thing from what I can tell, but of course I can't see it.
Now normally I'd just think ah I'll put some cream on it and keep it clean and it will be gone in a few days. But nah. It's totally been there for about 2 months now. Very slowly getting worse, originally it was just some confusing liquid but now there's blood and pain and ass aching.

Why the fuck hasn't this cleared up yet? And I guess it's possibly not just a normal infection, so if not what could it be 0.o

Also fuck going to a doctors, this doesn't seem too serious and hahahahaha going outside.
User avatar #164794 to #164722 - spookyexplain ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
Seriously man, you really need to go to the doctors. Infections are very, very dangerous.
User avatar #164727 to #164722 - nonbenderinlife (12/01/2014) [-]
You have to go to a surgeon as soon as possible.
I had bladder coccyx (I dont know if thats the exact medical term in english) and I had my finals at that time and didnt tell anyone about it till I couldnt handle the pain anymore and went to the emergency room. I got half my ass removed (no exaggeration) for what could have been a small wound. Me not letting anyone know about this and letting it grow was the worst thing ever

So yes, go to a doctor as soon as possibe, who knows, you might have caught it early on.
#164771 to #164727 - John Cena (12/01/2014) [-]
Hm, not so sure it's much like that. Google related to that term seems to think it might be something like a broken tailbone or related to bladder/bowel pains, and those don't really apply.

It is very much as if I have a minor infection in a cut or something at this point, but I'm fairly sure I haven't injured myself, definitely not near my ass. It's not painful, just uncomfortable to sit like it's inflamed or swollen.
But I appreciate the advice. Since it's only really been noticably 'infected' for a few days, if it doesn't clear up by the end of the week I'll go see a doctor.
User avatar #164723 to #164722 - ptolomeus (12/01/2014) [-]
You say it's been like that for two months and it's getting worse, but you don't want to visit at doctor.
You should probably visit a doctor.
WHY have you not visited a doctor yet.

Also use a mirror to see... It's not that hard to look.
#164772 to #164723 - John Cena (12/01/2014) [-]
We only have chest height mirrors, no full length ones. Even then, it's still difficult to see inbetween my fat asscheeks.

And it's only been in an infected like state for a few days. For the past month or so I've just noticed odd drainage near where I wipe, I narrowed it down to an injury of some sort a bit further up my back a while ago.
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User avatar #164721 to #164720 - yourinvisiblegf (12/01/2014) [-]
Alright FJ, let's write the response together

Dear ...
User avatar #164736 to #164721 - ScottP (12/01/2014) [-]
What was the comment?
User avatar #164719 - KINGOFTHESTARS (12/01/2014) [-]
Is there a set way to make a.girl orgasm.using only your.penis?
User avatar #164737 to #164719 - ScottP (12/01/2014) [-]
You thrust back and forth using your hips, causing friction which translates into electrical impulses that are interpreted as pleasure.

Also tell her that you love her.
#164712 - Archolas (12/01/2014) [-]
Alright /advice/, usually the giver of help but I need some today,

I'm living my dream of backpacking, I've landed a fucking amazing job after months of searching, I am away from my parents, I'm in love...

For the first time in about 5 years, I should finally be happy, I have all the reasons to. But, I'm just not. I don't feel like living is for me anymore. I just don't care about myself enough to care about whether or not I die. I can't stand feeling like this because I feel like I annoy the few friends I have and if it wasn't for them, I'd be 6 feet under at this point.

I've tried meds, I've tried self-medicating and I've sought out professional counseling but none of this helps me for more than a few months at a time.

If anybody has any suggestions as to what I could try, I would greatly appreciate it.

User avatar #164748 to #164712 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (12/01/2014) [-]
Honestly; Church.
Everyone has that God sized hole in them.
Nothing can fill that void but Jesus.

That, and don't live in Solitude and Silence.
#164732 to #164712 - John Cena (12/01/2014) [-]
how many months did it take?
#164714 to #164712 - John Cena (12/01/2014) [-]
The worst thing you can do is kill yourself.
Explain to your friends what's going on. I'm sure they'll understand and try to help you.
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