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#192940 - murrlogic
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(08/02/2015) [-]
Usually I am not the kind of asshole to ask the standard question "What is the meaning of life? Why are we here? what is our purpose? is everything random and meaningless?

I like to interpret it as "If you find a niche you're good at then that is your purpose and you found it on your own which further proves the point."

The two things I have realized I am experienced in are "Being a foster parent." and "Creating comics and artwork w/ friends and business acquaintances"

So that is what I have boiled it down to and simplified to my understanding. The boundaries of this? Everything else

To fight them is but a mere factor of survival and endless waiting. For there is no way to win but a 100 ways to lose.
#192935 - alucardhellsing
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(08/02/2015) [-]
>me
>have the bad habit of always getting sleepy when reading
>nighttime
>can't sleep
>open a book
>actually turns out to be really interesting

So what do I do? How do I get myself to sleep?
#193017 to #192935 - brownskin ONLINE
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(08/02/2015) [-]
Have you ever seen the movie "Saving Private Ryan"? There is a scene in it where Casey Affleck's character says that in order to fall asleep faster, he lies in bed, in the dark, and holds his eyes open and tries to stay awake as long as possible. He is asleep withing minutes, he says. I figured it was bullshit but I tried it a couple of years ago and it's been my go to method ever since. Works 100%
#192956 to #192935 - StewieGGriffin
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(08/02/2015) [-]
Read the terms and services.
#192938 to #192935 - supahsayin
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(08/02/2015) [-]
Read either a slightly boring or informative book. I uh, indefinitely borrowed some extra workbooks from my high school before I graduated, and I'm just working through old courses before I (try to) go to bed.
#192939 to #192938 - alucardhellsing
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(08/02/2015) [-]
It's not working man. I just... Don't know anymore. I'm damned.
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#192931 - flaminator
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(08/01/2015) [-]
So.. Hi.

I'm a 19year old male with a sleeping problem, it's not a disorder, but rather something that resulted from a fear I developed years back. The dark and falling into sleep scares me. In order to somewhat keep this in check and prevent myself from thinking bad thoughts, I like to chat and talk with people, preferably on KiK. So what I ask of, is some help from you to just keep me a bit conpany at nights or whenever if you wish. And to keep it simple, I'll just post my KiK for the ones who wishes to talk. Thank you in advance

KiK: Fluffy131
#193009 to #192931 - anon
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(08/02/2015) [-]
How about turn off your phone at a reasonable time and buy a night light.
#192946 to #192931 - kegget
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(08/02/2015) [-]
stop doing drugs
#192937 to #192931 - flaminator
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(08/02/2015) [-]
Rip
#192927 - anon
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(08/01/2015) [-]
So two of my closest friends just had sex. They said it was a one time hook up, that it didn't mean anything and they swear it won't screw with our friendship.

I don't believe them and if this turns out the way I'm thinking, they're going to stop hanging out with each other all together and expect me to take sides.

I really don't want to be in the middle of this and I don't know how to handle it. I don't want to lose either of them and I don't want to choose sides. Any input?
#192968 to #192927 - braveblue
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(08/02/2015) [-]
Eiffel Tower Status go!

No but seriously, just let it work out between them. If they do indeed stop being friends then just wait. If one asks you to pick sides then just choose the other. If they both ask you to take sides just drop both of their asses until they can figure something out.
#192948 to #192927 - anon
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(08/02/2015) [-]
could always drop them as friends. if they are going to be like this and act in a behind your back manner.

I wouldnt bother with them anymore, but hey do what you thinks right.
#192942 to #192927 - whathaveyoudone ONLINE
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(08/02/2015) [-]
propose a trio
#192936 to #192927 - hirollin
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(08/02/2015) [-]
don't be in the middle of it.
#192923 - voiic
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(08/01/2015) [-]
soo i'm 19

my parents will have there 25th anniversary in a month and they're gonna go to las vegas for a second honeymoon.

they asked if i wanted to join but im not sure, since the legal age to drink and gamble is 21 over there,

is it worth it to still go with them? or should i wait (we're going with the whole family in 5 years anyway)

ofc its a free vacation but if i dont go i got a house to myself for 2 weeks and that could be fun too.

kisses
-voiic
#192976 to #192923 - confusedasian
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(08/02/2015) [-]
Nah. It's their hunymoon. Let them enjoy themselves. Home alone is nice cause I don't know. You're 19. You could get used to see how it is living on your own for a bit or something.
#192969 to #192923 - braveblue
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(08/02/2015) [-]
I mean I would just let the parents have their anniversary's alone.

That's just me, if you want to go then you should since they did offer. If you are going later down the road then you could also just wait for that opportunity.

Knowing myself I would also kill to have the house to myself for that long, I just love solitude and if I get lonely I can just go out with some friends or do w/e.

Personally I'd probably just stay behind out of respect for my parents. They barely have time to spend alone together so that's my logic on not going. Everyones different they might like having you around so maybe that's why they offered you to go? They could have just also offered to go just to be nice.

Anyways good luck deciding.
#192949 to #192923 - lgninjaleetful ONLINE
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(08/02/2015) [-]
stay home read visual novels by yourself for 2 weeks, cry in the corner and slip into despair over how lonely you are.

thats how i would do it at least. your choice of course
#192943 to #192923 - whathaveyoudone ONLINE
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(08/02/2015) [-]
stay at home and masturbate

-voiic
#192932 to #192923 - welliguessitsaname
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(08/02/2015) [-]
Stay and have an orgy
#192917 - anon
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(08/01/2015) [-]
so I have a friend who was dating a guy for a few months and then she accidently got pregnant. She sat down with him to discuss options and said he wanted her to abort because he was actually married and didn't want his wife to know. She dumped him and she wanted an abortion to because she wasn't ready so that's all fine.

But had he wanted her to keep it because he wanted the kid but he wouldn't want his wife to know about the child, do you think it would be wrong for her to abort still? Morally not legally. Because it is half his but he's also a cheating lying scumbag, but does that take away his voice in what happens to a potential child of his?
#192947 to #192917 - kegget
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(08/02/2015) [-]
No. He can't force her to have a child she doesn't want. She would most likely miscarry from the stress.

It's her body carrying it. She needs to want it, so ultimately it's down to her.
#192926 to #192917 - anon
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(08/01/2015) [-]
Well, humans throughout history were born in shitty and terrible circumstances. So that doesn't really factor in. The kid would probably have food, clothing, and shelter so that's great. Though I am more of the way of thinking that abortion is just morally wrong in general. I don't think the circumstances themselves warrant an excuse to abort it.
#192918 to #192917 - anon
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(08/01/2015) [-]
It's wrong, what kind of fucked up parents does a kid need, he won't even admit his affair to his wife. He wants to raise a kid without his wife knowing, what fucked up sit com is that
#192911 - muchname ONLINE
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(08/01/2015) [-]
my snare drum has the most annoying resonance. I've shoved a towel in it and tuned it all the round, as well as doing the toilet paper and tape trick to muffle it a little. Help pls drummers
#193019 to #192911 - durkadurka
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(08/02/2015) [-]
Where is your kit set up? It could just be the size of the room you're in.

In any way, there's gonna be some degree of resonance and that''s a good thing.

I'm kinda surprised that an entire towel doesn't completely dampen the drum.
#193023 to #193019 - muchname ONLINE
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(08/02/2015) [-]
I'm using one of my grans spare rooms and it's tiny, has a carpet floor and said floor is hella uneven. I'm gonna ask if I can move it to the garage
#192913 to #192911 - anon
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(08/01/2015) [-]
Drum is kill.
Buy drum that isn't kill.
#192914 to #192913 - muchname ONLINE
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(08/01/2015) [-]
#192899 - priestofkarp
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(08/01/2015) [-]
My 1 year anniversary with my girlfriend is in a month and I want to get her something hella cool. I have some ideas, but other suggestions would be nice if you guys have any. She's into a lot of different anime/manga, especially Tegami Bachi and Black Rock Shooter, she loves punk music and practically worships Gerard Way from My Chemical Romance, along with bands like All Time Low, her favorite TV shows are Adventure Time, Steven Universe, and Avatar the Last Airbender, and she loves pretty much anything Japanese.
#192908 to #192899 - prominant
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(08/01/2015) [-]
lmao at that anon comment oi nah get her some concert tickets and food, probably some clothes with some of the things she likes on it that actually look wearable too?
#192909 to #192908 - priestofkarp
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(08/01/2015) [-]
All time low is doing a concert nearby along with some weaboo band she likes, but she'll be out of state for a few days, including the day of the concert
#192910 to #192909 - prominant
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(08/01/2015) [-]
Maybe take her to a concert, as in, a concert that she can attend but maybe it's not so nearby; if that makes sense?
#192912 to #192910 - priestofkarp
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(08/01/2015) [-]
Yeah, I'll have to see what's nearby
#192903 to #192899 - anon
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(08/01/2015) [-]
a handgun to kill herself with
#192892 - vetis
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(08/01/2015) [-]
I'm working on a final where I need to plan a two-hour cocktail and hors d'oeuvre party, based around an Irish event of my choice [I figured the easiest would be a wedding]. For this I need to come up with some hors d'oeuvres, a soup, sandwich, salad, and charcuterie platter. Of course, not all of it has to be of Irish origin, but I need to incorporate the feeling of Ireland into them such as traditional spices, meats, and such.

What are some ideas of items to add to the menu, or traditional Irish ingredients I can use to put an Irish spin on pre-existing recipes?
#192895 to #192892 - braveblue
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(08/01/2015) [-]
Pizza.
#192885 - tjkskateboarder
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(08/01/2015) [-]
Alright so here's the thing. For my junior year in high school I managed to fall in love for the first time with a senior. As August approaches we continue to fall deeper in love as she prepares to go to college two and a half hours away. We have agreed to try and make it work but im nervous. This girl is the greatest thing to ever happen to me. I could list all the reasons why but thats not why im here. I want to know if you guys think its worth it? and if so, how can i make it work? how often should i visit? Im not worried about her cheating, I trust her completely. I dont really have a choice not to
#192896 to #192885 - anon
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(08/01/2015) [-]
awwww. this is sad to read. we've seen this so many times, ultimately it's probably not going to work out, and when you get to college next year you'll probably find out why.
#192893 to #192885 - prominant
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(08/01/2015) [-]
two and a half hours is nothing, like it's literally nothing, it'd be different if you guys were in different timezones but yo that's totally workable. Go for it
#192891 to #192885 - hitlersyouth
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(08/01/2015) [-]
it wont last, a long distance relationship is not a relationship
#192887 to #192885 - schurftinator
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(08/01/2015) [-]
long distance is tough, but it can definitely be done if both put enough effort in it. What I found important is to always have a next meet up date to look forward to (so after each trip, plan the next one immediately) so it doesn't feel like you won't be seeing each other 'for a long while', you'll just not be seeing each other for 3 weeks or something.
And I personally found that it is also important to keep up your own life next to your relationship. If you HAVE to skype every evening and can never go out with other friends without feeling guilty, you just make yourself more miserable with the situation than you already are.
But 2 and a half hour isn't even that far, you could visit weekends often!

But those are just what works for me! Both me and my bf travel often, and often several months at a time. Right now we're both addicted to Heroes of the Storm and play that together online several evenings a week, so it's nice to be able to do something fun together without just being bored over skype. So find something that works!
#195022 to #192887 - tjkskateboarder
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(08/24/2015) [-]
First let me say, I love this community. She left today, and I feel confident we'll be alright. I appreciate this feedback. Wish me luck. Tis better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all
#195047 to #195022 - schurftinator
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(08/25/2015) [-]
that sucks, I'm so sorry to hear that! but you'll be fine, it hurts the most in the beginning so just give yourself some time and take care of yourself
#195021 to #192887 - tjkskateboarder
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#192869 - dehumanizer
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(08/01/2015) [-]
H.....help....
#192886 to #192869 - joshlol
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(08/01/2015) [-]
The Beatles - Help! - Lyrics
#192890 to #192886 - dehumanizer
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(08/01/2015) [-]
JUST
#192876 to #192869 - haydentheviking
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(08/01/2015) [-]
oh my your back


HOw can i help you
#192877 to #192876 - dehumanizer
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(08/01/2015) [-]
send me cyanide pills through the mail
#192880 to #192877 - haydentheviking
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(08/01/2015) [-]
Ayt fam


got you
#192881 to #192880 - dehumanizer
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(08/01/2015) [-]
or just send me your newest mixtape while i cover myself in gasoline
#192882 to #192881 - haydentheviking
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(08/01/2015) [-]
I will make a mixtape in your name dont worry. You will be great man dont worry about it
#192871 to #192869 - minutes
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(08/01/2015) [-]
What happened?
#192872 to #192871 - dehumanizer
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(08/01/2015) [-]
i saw my oneitis and her bf today, got what i could only describe as a PTSD trigger, exploded in a fireball of anger, now i am an ash of sorrow

things were going good the last couple of days... its been 2 years yet i still want to kill myself remembering what happened
#192950 to #192872 - lgninjaleetful ONLINE
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(08/02/2015) [-]
Well I had oneitis about a year and half ago, i got over it real quick after telling her off about how much she wasnt worth it and how she was blowing me off blah blah blah.

If possible just vent your anger through something such as working out, or call her out on her bullshit if possible ( it helped me ).

2 years jesus christ, time should get rid of that but you might be autistic im not sure.

but in all seriousness try to move on bro, plenty of good girls out there.
#192970 to #192950 - dehumanizer
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(08/02/2015) [-]
i do work out but i find that the thoughts of her only have a negative effect

as for blowing her off i dont really want to do it since even after almost two years since we last met in person, i still hold her dear in my heart...for some reason

i know im crazy and this is the price of the lonely live i lead

cant really move on since there is no where to, just because there are other girls doesent mean much to me you know, its like if your mother died and they told you to cheer up there are other mothers out there... i just cant care unless i get to know them, and when i get to know them i start to get attached and turn into a beta autist
#192874 to #192872 - minutes
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(08/01/2015) [-]
What do you mean you exploded in a fireball of anger? What did you do?
#192875 to #192874 - dehumanizer
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(08/01/2015) [-]
nothing really, i squeezed a plastic milk cup till it broke, thats not really the point, i wanna get gassed and die
#192878 to #192875 - minutes
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(08/01/2015) [-]
Keep yourself busy. If you have no time to overthink, you'll forget about it faster. Sitting around without anything to do is cancer for everyone.
#192879 to #192878 - dehumanizer
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(08/01/2015) [-]
its been two years, i have been buisy but its impossible to forget with all the constant triggers and the actual threat of meeting her in person, idk im afraid i'll try to strangle her or something
#192915 to #192879 - anon
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(08/01/2015) [-]
Dude. You need to move.
Find a job in a town far away.
Work on bringing down that God tier level of autism.
Distance yourself from trouble and forget about it.
#192941 to #192915 - dehumanizer
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(08/02/2015) [-]
except none of these are acheivable at the moment
#192883 to #192879 - minutes
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(08/01/2015) [-]
Anger can be usefull. I used to be a lot like you, extremly pissed all the time. I did a lot of sports.
#192884 to #192883 - dehumanizer
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(08/01/2015) [-]
But im usualy not angry at all, just now and its happenign again and no one is here to help or understand me no one can im doomed to feel this way till the rest of my life, i was pritty ok last week but today is just gloom
#192888 to #192884 - minutes
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(08/01/2015) [-]
everyone has bad days. Try to relax a little, tomorrow it will be better already.
#192889 to #192888 - dehumanizer
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(08/01/2015) [-]
HOW, JUST HOW? WHAT IF I GO OUTSIDE AND MEET HER?
#192870 to #192869 - schurftinator
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(08/01/2015) [-]
what's up?
#192873 to #192870 - dehumanizer
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(08/01/2015) [-]
>>> #192872
#192858 - anon
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(08/01/2015) [-]
I keep trying to go to sleep at night, but no matter how long I wait, I am terrified. I never lost my fear of the dark that most children get, and even when the lights are on, if I look at my door, I am even more terrified from the thought of it opening, even though it's closed and I know that the door is locked. I want to crawl into a corner and cry.
Wat do?


#192904 to #192858 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(08/01/2015) [-]
Crawl into a corner and cry
#192861 to #192858 - ohhh
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(08/01/2015) [-]
Well seeing as you put a empty spoiler there like the piece of shit you are i am now going to tell you to go to hell.
#192859 to #192858 - supahsayin
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(08/01/2015) [-]
At this point I just wait for morning time, and go to sleep at 8-11 AM or so, and wake up at around 1-3 PM
#192860 to #192859 - supahsayin
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(08/01/2015) [-]
Oh shit, just noticed, that first comment is also me. idk how I clicked as anon
#192834 - anon
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(08/01/2015) [-]
a serious question. im not sure how the law in the US works but i was wondering what happens if a man got raped by an under age girl. say a 12 year old drugged and raped a 25 year old, what does the justice system do? do they punish the guy for having sex with an under age girl??
#192919 to #192834 - hoponthefeelstrain
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(08/01/2015) [-]
if he can prove he was drugged and that the 12 yr old did it with intent to rape he wont be punished. But it's kind of hard to believe so his name will probably be dragged through the mud
#192845 to #192834 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(08/01/2015) [-]
It happened to thebestpieever so maybe he can tell you
unless of course you are thebestpieever and you're still unsure about the first time
#192833 - majormoron
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(08/01/2015) [-]
So my fiance just told me, very nicely just because the topic came up, that my... thing is kinda on the small side. She described it as "below average". She said she doesn't care but for some reason it is really bothering me now. Like i feel depressed almost. Can anyone give any sort of tip or clue on how to get over something silly like this?
#192951 to #192833 - anon
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(08/02/2015) [-]
well the average is about 5 inches and 5 inches in length is about right.

so if you are at least around that dont sweat it bro
#192922 to #192833 - whathaveyoudone ONLINE
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(08/01/2015) [-]
that's a natural reaction, you'll get over it eventually
#192962 to #192922 - majormoron
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(08/02/2015) [-]
Yeah I did, I dunno why i was so upset about it in the first place. I think im just really stressed out in general. Maintainer life in the AF is stressful as fuck sometimes.
#192920 to #192833 - hoponthefeelstrain
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(08/01/2015) [-]
it's nothing you can change so don't sweat it. Enjoy that she's honest with you at least. You're upset because your pride is hurt but that's normal, obviously your size isn't effecting how she feels about you.
#192963 to #192920 - majormoron
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(08/02/2015) [-]
You're right man, thanks.
#192862 to #192833 - minutes
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(08/01/2015) [-]
Seriously why did she even say that? That's like one of the first rules of a girlfriend, don't make fun of your bf's dick.
#192964 to #192862 - majormoron
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(08/02/2015) [-]
She didn't, we were talking about her shitty ex and the topic came up and I asked her.
#192850 to #192833 - supahsayin
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(08/01/2015) [-]
Practice 'Zen and the Art of Not Giving a Fuck'. In the end, you'll not only live a happier life if you stop thinking and worrying about you not fitting to the average, you'll (well, if you weren't already engaged. Good on you mate.) be attractive to more women(most women prefer you being mentally secure about yourself, than whether you can pull off Long Dick Style.) Plus, you're already engaged to someone who doesn't care about it. She loves you!
#192967 to #192850 - majormoron
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(08/02/2015) [-]
Thanks dude, I actually have gotten over it. It was just a thing of the moment. I am also super stressed out right now anyway, it just kinda was enough to put me over the edge for a bit.
#192844 to #192833 - vortix
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(08/01/2015) [-]
easy. wear 3 condoms during sex. jokes aside, if she really doesnt mind, than its just you making it brother you. just forget it.
#192966 to #192844 - majormoron
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(08/02/2015) [-]
Ya youre right. Ill wear 4 actually. But thanks fo real
#192840 to #192833 - anon
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(08/01/2015) [-]
Well, she's fucked bigger guys than you. Fucked, probably better guys than you. Now, many guys might not care. Some guys would, it's not something you will probably be able to get over. It's always gonna be in the back of your head. If you can live with it, good for you. If you can't, move on.

I mean seriously, what kind of retard tells her bf he's small? A manipulative power hungry whore, that's who.
#192965 to #192840 - majormoron
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(08/02/2015) [-]
She didnt jerk, I asked her after we were talking about her shitty ex. Thanks for the help tho broham.
#192832 - rereviven
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(08/01/2015) [-]
Has anyone worked at Best Buy before? I applied to be a Sales Consultant and I got a call for an interview 4 hours later.
#192997 to #192832 - assyria
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(08/02/2015) [-]
my buddy works at staples and he absolutely hates it.
he's in cali right now and even his plane ticket was printed on staples paper.
once you're in, there's no escaple from the staples
#192841 to #192832 - anon
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(08/01/2015) [-]
they will literally hire anyone for sales. anything with the word sales in it is probably the worst job you can imagine. so if you want it, good for you. but most places have a program that will promote anyone who sticks with it for x amount of months or years. make sure to get it in writing though.
#192848 to #192841 - rereviven
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(08/01/2015) [-]
Worse than pushing carts in Wisconsin summer weather without any help from a machine?
#192849 to #192848 - rereviven
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(08/01/2015) [-]
While also being 15 pounds underweight plus having back scoliosis
#192900 to #192849 - anon
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(08/01/2015) [-]
you sit
you call
rinse and repeat.

you will probably be paid by commision, for your sake i hope you don't. lots of places do it like that depending on the sales, thankfully many also don't. so if your goal is to not do manual labor, that's the job for you. Assuming that's its not the in store one. Fuck those are terrible.
#192831 - christchan
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(08/01/2015) [-]
Hello everyone. I dont' really need advice, but I'm really good at giving it.

I'm not a priest by any means, but if anyone wants to seek advice from a different perspective than the normal, then I can try to help that. I'm extremely religious and I'm really easy to talk to about things.

Anyway, if anyone wants advice from a pretty strong christian person then feel free to private message me.
#192957 to #192831 - darkbladept
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(08/02/2015) [-]
Do you pray every night? And what are the consequences of not praying every night? If there are any
#193001 to #192957 - christchan
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(08/02/2015) [-]
You don't need to pray every night. I'm every week
#192916 to #192831 - anon
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(08/01/2015) [-]
But how can God be real if atheist neckbeards exist?
#192902 to #192831 - hirollin
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(08/01/2015) [-]
What particular part of Christianity do you belong to?
#192906 to #192902 - christchan
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(08/01/2015) [-]
Roman Catholic
#192868 to #192831 - anon
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(08/01/2015) [-]
You're not going to reply to ever comment with an annoying anime gif, are you?
#192867 to #192831 - braveblue
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(08/01/2015) [-]
Welcome to the shit storm, father.
#192866 to #192831 - captainfuckitall
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(08/01/2015) [-]
How lovely.
#192842 to #192831 - anon
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(08/01/2015) [-]
good on you, christchan. board needs something non-secular.
#192827 - soopergrover
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(08/01/2015) [-]
I don't feel like posting a picture of myself, but I need a little bit of hair advice/help. What are some good short men's hairstyles for straight hair that won't stay down? My hair is pretty stupid where if I were to try to slick it all back, even with gel, it would puff straight up instead of staying down. This makes a lot of hairstyles difficult.
#192851 to #192827 - supahsayin
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(08/01/2015) [-]
www.mens-hairstyle.com/25-best-mens-short-hairstyles-2014-2015.htmlhaircutsformen.org/buzzblog/pictures-of-short-mens-haircuts/
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_hairstyles
Protip: If you don't like something about your haircut, communicate with your barber. He's there to give you the haircut that YOU want. Feel free to ask them to modify whatever hairstyle you might choose, if you feel like you need to. www.artofmanliness.com/2010/08/25/get-the-perfect-haircut-how-to-talk-to-your-barber/
#192852 to #192851 - supahsayin
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(08/01/2015) [-]
I just tell my barber to cut my hair "Short on the sides, and a bit longer on the top." I'll give some pictures in a minute or so.
#192853 to #192852 - supahsayin
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(08/01/2015) [-]
I do a simple comb, to the right on my right, and to the left on my left side.
#192929 to #192853 - soopergrover
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(08/01/2015) [-]
Yeah exactly, I just ask for short on the sides and longer on the type. I should've specified that I want to know how to style my hair, not how to get it cut. I like that simple comb to the side though. That will be my go-to style if I can't find anything I really like.
#192930 to #192929 - soopergrover
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(08/01/2015) [-]
*top, not type
#192846 to #192827 - StewieGGriffin
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(08/01/2015) [-]
How long is your hair?
#192847 to #192846 - StewieGGriffin
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(08/01/2015) [-]
Both on the side and top
#192928 to #192847 - soopergrover
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(08/01/2015) [-]
Sorry I haven't been on in a while, but my hair is longer on the top than it is on the sides, it's not all one length. I haven't measured my hair though.
#192933 to #192928 - StewieGGriffin
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(08/02/2015) [-]
I have a combover with a 2 with a little bit of 3 on the side and like a 12 on top. I also have a part on the left side where my combover starts so it looks neater, I recommend axe pomade and a hair dryer to make it look poofy.
#192829 to #192827 - advice
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(08/01/2015) [-]
just keep your hair up and be a saiyan
#192830 to #192829 - soopergrover
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(08/01/2015) [-]
But I don't have the power to match it. I'd be a disgrace to all saiyans everywhere
#192815 - anon
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(08/01/2015) [-]
how do you make friends on this/?/??
#192824 to #192815 - StewieGGriffin
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(08/01/2015) [-]
On funnyjunk? Don't know, try blackpeoplemeet.com
#192817 to #192815 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(08/01/2015) [-]
say things at people and watch shitty movies with them
#192814 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(08/01/2015) [-]
How bad would drinking 12 cans of Iced Tea (Nestea) in a day be for a person
#192998 to #192814 - assyria
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(08/02/2015) [-]
that's a lot more sugar than you should be consuming
#192843 to #192814 - hirollin
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(08/01/2015) [-]
youll get fat. i mean, at 100 calories a bottle you will still be about the max amount of calories in a day.
its also mostly sugar, so rip arties hello diabeetus.
#192828 to #192814 - soopergrover
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(08/01/2015) [-]
RIP your bladder
#192825 to #192814 - shaunata
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(08/01/2015) [-]
you would have severe bouts of diuresis.
#192818 to #192814 - joshlol
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(08/01/2015) [-]
not great, I mean that's very high sugar I believe
#192816 to #192814 - anon
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(08/01/2015) [-]
u go pee pee all day