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#217891 - beyondthebatman
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(09/23/2016) [-]
What are some good things to do to lift yourself out of sadness? Hobbies or just fun things to do?
#217892 to #217891 - sugoi ONLINE
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(09/23/2016) [-]
Video games, watching tv series like brooklyn 99, working, shit like that.
Also try doing things that require thinking.
#217893 to #217892 - beyondthebatman
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(09/23/2016) [-]
Holy shit I love Brooklyn 99, new episodes in 3 days!
#217895 to #217893 - sugoi ONLINE
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(09/23/2016) [-]
Woop woop hype it up my man
#217883 - paparaiderfanjr
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(09/23/2016) [-]
I wanna upload a porn vid but idk if I'm allowed to upload the whole thing in fear of copyright or some shit any help on what I can do
#217887 to #217883 - sugoi ONLINE
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(09/23/2016) [-]
Upload anonymously
#217889 to #217887 - paparaiderfanjr
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(09/23/2016) [-]
But I want the thumbs
#217890 to #217889 - sugoi ONLINE
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(09/23/2016) [-]
Don't post anonymously.
#217898 to #217890 - paparaiderfanjr
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(09/23/2016) [-]
If I was to post the whole video would that be allowed or would it be illegal
#217902 to #217898 - sugoi ONLINE
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(09/23/2016) [-]
It's illegal but the real question is if anyone is gunna chase you up for it.
And I highly doubt it, at most they'd just take it down they're not gunna sue you for a bazillion dollars. I mean come on, the porn industry doesn't give two shits about a kid uploading it to some shitty comedy site.
#217879 - Leumascar
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(09/22/2016) [-]
Anyone have that black riot video with donkey kong music played over it?
#217885 to #217879 - anon
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(09/23/2016) [-]
Just search chimp out.
#217886 to #217885 - Leumascar
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(09/23/2016) [-]
thanks! got it
#217874 - mrspinkman
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(09/22/2016) [-]
How do I like force myself to stop loving someone? He literally ruined my life and completely fucked me over and I wish I could stop loving him, but I just can't force myself to.
#217897 to #217874 - dehumanizer ONLINE
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(09/23/2016) [-]
lol typical woman
#217925 to #217897 - alstorp
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(09/24/2016) [-]
No wonder you're depressed
#217926 to #217925 - dehumanizer ONLINE
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(09/24/2016) [-]
Bud, you have no idea...
#217927 to #217926 - alstorp
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(09/24/2016) [-]
Sometimes you have to fall to rise
#217928 to #217927 - dehumanizer ONLINE
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(09/24/2016) [-]
And the only time i rise, i do it just to fall.
#217888 to #217874 - sugoi ONLINE
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(09/23/2016) [-]
Finding someone else or getting obsessed into a hobby/work is usually the only way.
#217878 to #217874 - anon
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(09/22/2016) [-]
I loved this girl, she broke things off with me, feelings didn't go away until I met someone 2 years later who loved me more than ex could.
#217875 to #217874 - presidentmoose
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(09/22/2016) [-]
Rebound
#217877 to #217875 - mrspinkman
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(09/22/2016) [-]
I already tried, it didn't work. Plus that's probably not the healthiest way to deal with it.
#217880 to #217877 - presidentmoose
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(09/23/2016) [-]
Honestly, I'm not a whore so I understand. Find a hobby and just focus. Live your life, carve your path towards happiness and on the way some guy who's actually aware of what is in front of him will notice. I promise. Life is what you make it. Don't wake up sad. Sure.. you may be.. but just put the past in the past and leave it there.

If they were so quick to leave, they weren't worth having stay

advice from experience
#217881 to #217880 - mrspinkman
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(09/23/2016) [-]
It's been five years, I have a feeling it's going to take awhile to deal with.
#217934 to #217881 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE
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(09/24/2016) [-]
Just a friendly tip: life is not what you make it
#217882 to #217881 - presidentmoose
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(09/23/2016) [-]
As if it hasn't already been a while.

it's been 5 years and I still dream about my ex fiancee every night. The pain doesn't leave, just dulls. Man up, move on. Start a new life and eventually you'll wake up and fall asleep and not have a single thought about them in between
#217884 to #217882 - mrspinkman
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(09/23/2016) [-]
I mean the "relationship" was five years

sorry for the confusion, I'm a little drunk so my grammar is off
#217873 - thenamlessguy
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(09/22/2016) [-]
Was at the first properly social thing I've been to for a long time tonight (a recruiting company in my town that focus on IT-students held a Mario Kart tournament).
The entire point of the thing was networking which I did very little of since I'm shy as all hell and when I actually talk most people seem to find me weird and/or insufferable, but that's beside the point , and I saw this extremely cute girl there.
I mean holy shit she was 12/10 (by my standards at any rate), plus she apparently played vidya so there's a giant plus as well.

But I didn't go talk to her. Why didn't I? I mean, even if I did I doubt we'd get along, and we most certainly wouldn't go out, but I didn't even try.
Fuck.
#217872 - anon
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(09/22/2016) [-]
sometimes I think I stay up late just to feel sad. Good night FJ, I'm going to bed early, and just wanted to let you know you guys are the weirdest, most helpful people I have come to appreciate as friends.
#217871 - anon
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(09/22/2016) [-]
Is there like a for sure way to tell if a girl likes you without being too abrupt? I'm in engineering and I've been talking with this girl and I cannot tell. I specified I was in engineering because a lot of girls in engineering flirt when they talk to guys in general and I'm very lost
#217870 - kunchuma
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(09/22/2016) [-]
i need something for my cosplay to cover my dick to look like i am naked? does anyone have any ideas?
#217917 to #217870 - charizarddad
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(09/24/2016) [-]
like skin colored leggings?
#217850 - anon
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(09/22/2016) [-]
Shit sucks. My family and me save up for a new car. We get one. I get into a car accident not even a month of having a car. Also two days after my birthday. the insurance says it's not totaled and they'll pay for the fix. Says it'll be two weeks. Get a call from the auto shop saying it's going to cost 2k more than what they estimated and that they will need to keep it for another 3 weeks.

I don't know what I did to piss God off. Seems like every time something good happens to me, I get absolutely shitted on the next moment. I want to fucking kill myself. But seeing my luck, I'd probably survive and get brain damage from it.

Tired of all this bullshit.
#217845 - lostminder
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(09/22/2016) [-]
Do i have to do cardio to lose weight and get fit? or can i do a workout that takes cardio out of the equation?
#217876 to #217845 - deutschblut
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(09/22/2016) [-]
Don't eat.

Sweat a lot.

Cardio is great, yeah.
#217867 to #217845 - burpy
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(09/22/2016) [-]
80% of it depends on what and how much you stuff in your mouth.
#217849 to #217845 - kober
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(09/22/2016) [-]
It depends on your diet. If you consume less calories than you burn, you will lose weight.
#217847 to #217845 - ferrettamer
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(09/22/2016) [-]
if you want to be lean then you will have to do cardio. if you just lift weights than you will probably just become strong fat, which isn't bad. it really all depends on your calories in vs calories out tho
#217844 - twoderrick
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(09/22/2016) [-]
I know I don't come here often, but I don't really know where to go for this sort of thing.

I found out one of the 3 bros I have, and have been friends with since highschool tried to fuck my girlfriend of 4 years. (We have been bros for about 7-8 years) This girlfriend being my only real serious one ever, like traded virginity, never been with anyone else. He got her really drunk but she didn't want have sex with him in any way shape or form. She ended up crying when he tryed to force himself on her and he left her alone. It apparently happened about 2 weeks ago, but she told me the day before yesterday.
I don't know how to react to this, I feel really angry that he would fucking do this to her and me, and abuse the enormous trust I had in him. He's plenty capable of fucking other women, like his fat and ugly wife, or any of the other women he has slept with since highschool, (almost numbering triple digits.) But, he's already told my gf he's never going to attempt it again. I haven't talked to him since I found out. And, I don't really know what to say to him. I feel like doing alot of things, ranging from pointing a gun at him and threatening to kill him, to saying "Hey, I know what happened between you and her, why would you do this?"
I don't want to lose him as a friend, but I won't hesitate to remove him from my life all together if it's for the best. I love this man like family, but hearing about this betrayal, it's like I can't even register that I'm angry. I feel like I'm shell-shocked.
I'm torn between crying-rage, bitter disgust, and disbelief.
I don't know how I should handle this, what should I do? Please, help me.
#217868 to #217844 - hamshef
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(09/22/2016) [-]
Excommunicate him from your friendship.
I would not go as far as threat of violence but definitely let him know that he is no longer welcome near you or her.
If he really cares about the friendship than it will be his responsibility to work hard to rebuild the trust, not yours because he is the one that broke it.(I doubt that he would try to come back though).
You are right in your judgement. I know it is hard to let go of those you love but stay strong and hold to your decision. Even though friends hold a bond they are still independent people who decide their own fate. If they choose to betray someone's trust then they have chosen to end that friendship.
Friends will always come and go in life, so enjoy the ones you have and the ones you'll make in the future, but accept that they will not always last forever
#217853 to #217844 - rokkai ONLINE
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(09/22/2016) [-]
he's not a bro, go talk to him and end your relationship with him.
#217848 to #217844 - charizarddad
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(09/22/2016) [-]
Thats pretty fucking low, and also pretty much illegal. Drop him.
#217842 - vozel
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(09/21/2016) [-]
anyone here speak spanish?

idk how to perfect my accent, casually saying Rs without saying it "the American way" is a little hard

and i've never been good with saying words with multiple syllables fast anyway
#217869 to #217842 - hamshef
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(09/22/2016) [-]
If your wondering how to roll your Rs:
Use your tongue muscles to create a bowl shape with your tongue, then lightly press that against the roof of your mouth.
Now start blowing air over that bowl and out your mouth. You should be able to make that motorboat sound. If the air is only coming out in spurts, your pressing your tongue too hard. If the air is just gently flowing out, your tongue is not pressed close enough. The median point is when the tip of your tongue, like the side of the bowl, is not tensed but is gently up against the roof of your mouth so that the muscle flaps against it, like blowing raspberries with your lips. Once you can make that sound just add your voice to it
#217843 to #217842 - revengeforfreeze
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(09/21/2016) [-]
use tongue a lot
#217833 - analsprinkles
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(09/21/2016) [-]
i've had qt girls fall in love with me without doing nothing when i was younger and yet i was too oblivious to even notice.
nowadays i barely even talk to girls

am i straight up destined to be alone?
#217834 to #217833 - ferrettamer
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(09/21/2016) [-]
yea
#217835 to #217834 - analsprinkles
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(09/21/2016) [-]
good
relationships are too much trouble anyways lol
#217836 to #217835 - ferrettamer
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(09/21/2016) [-]
ain't that the truth
#217837 to #217836 - analsprinkles
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(09/21/2016) [-]
would be nise to habe da pusi doe
#217830 - onipure
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(09/21/2016) [-]
Im planning on searching for a jobb and move to the london but i dont know the standard living cost there.
And what is the most normal sallary there?
I have seen a few jobbs that im intrested in and they say it pays around 9 to 7 gpu.
Dont know if that is normal or verry low
#217828 - roflstorm
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(09/21/2016) [-]
Has anyone here busted a nut, not pissed and then when they took a piss they felt pain and the urge to piss?
#217831 to #217828 - ferrettamer
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(09/21/2016) [-]
yes, it's leftover sperm that kinda closes your dick hole and makes you need to force the piss out. either that or an sti
#217832 to #217831 - ferrettamer
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(09/21/2016) [-]
semen* not sperm, the only reason i said sperm is cause i used semen in another comment and i don't like using words frequently
#217817 - mintea
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(09/21/2016) [-]
I've got a big ol webm folder so I'm going to make some webm comp posts - what time is best to post so most people see it? I remember there was a post a while ago saying what the best times are but I can't remember.
#217820 to #217817 - anon
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(09/21/2016) [-]
if you want Americans go for 6 am new york time
#217819 to #217817 - burpy
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(09/21/2016) [-]
I've found around 8-9pm GMT+1 (basically London time) to be the best, but that's only from limited experience
#217816 - manofparody
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(09/21/2016) [-]
So I'm really interested in getting this car today:
www.teamauto.biz/vehicle_pages/wbawc33557pd07353-2007-bmw-328xi-2-door-coupe-awd-used-coupe-louisville-ky.shtml
Problem is, I don't have a down payment, and my camaro has a trans that's slipping in first gear (still works) that I want to use as a down payment/trade in.
Is there anything wrong with BMWs? My mother/step father really don't want me to get it because it's not American made (They're with the whole "Keep it in the country" shit that I don't care about because I don't have the financial luxury to live that way), but truthfully: Everything american made causes me problems unlike any other.
People say German engineering is a bitch to work on, but it also is more trustworthy.
Enlighten me.
#217815 - anon
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(09/21/2016) [-]
is it legal to bring cameras into a library?
#217824 to #217815 - sugoi ONLINE
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(09/21/2016) [-]
Most mobile phones have cameras and mobile phones are not banned from libraries.
Just turn it off if someone talks to you about it.
#217826 to #217824 - anon
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(09/21/2016) [-]
i was in the ladies washroom and they told me "sir you have to leave" it was actually kind of rude.
#217846 to #217826 - sugoi ONLINE
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(09/22/2016) [-]
I did not know ladies washrooms were libraries now.
#217813 - inzix
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(09/21/2016) [-]
CAN YOU FUCKING BLOCK UPLOADS IN YOUR NOTIFICATION BAR

IF NOT MUDKIPFUCKER PLEASE STOP UPLOADING EVERY FUCKING SECOND OR SO
#217821 to #217813 - mudkipfucker ONLINE
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(09/21/2016) [-]
#217822 to #217821 - inzix
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(09/21/2016) [-]
thanks nigga
#217814 to #217813 - sugoi ONLINE
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(09/21/2016) [-]
Yes you can just click the settings button and navigate to alerts and turn off the appropriate one which I forget exactly but it's in there alright.
#217823 to #217814 - inzix
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(09/21/2016) [-]
thanks mate
#217809 - shadowdoogen
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(09/21/2016) [-]
Good places for a casual date?
#217829 to #217809 - averagewhitekid
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(09/21/2016) [-]
Mini-golfing
Got that from someone on this board that I forgot now, but it was solid advice tbh
#217810 to #217809 - sugoi ONLINE
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(09/21/2016) [-]
Parks, movie, shopping center, theater, amusement park