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User avatar #168658 - mondominiman (16 hours ago) [-]
My jaw's fucked. I have trouble opening it up sometimes. It sometimes happens in the morning from sleeping bad. It locks up and often times I need to tear my food into pieces so I can fit it inside my mouth. The only way I've found out to unlock it is to lean my head to the right and massage my jaw until it comes loose. I've read the only way to fix it is through surgery but I don't want that. Has anyone else had similar problems or know someone that had a similar problem.
User avatar #168713 to #168658 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (5 hours ago) [-]
Literally sounds like Lockjaw.
I'd see a doctor about it, man. It could be anything.
User avatar #168650 - cognosceteipsum (18 hours ago) [-]
What's going on with everything right now, why do profiles look the way they do?
User avatar #168660 to #168650 - focalanemo (14 hours ago) [-]
Our glorious leader added a new header option for your profile.
User avatar #168651 to #168650 - sugoi (17 hours ago) [-]
Because it's sexy.
User avatar #168638 - badsamaritan ONLINE (20 hours ago) [-]
Anyone know what the best dog bed for a standard poodle would be?
User avatar #168680 to #168638 - deathsn (9 hours ago) [-]
It's a dog, man, that's the best thing about them, they are low maintenance so don't worry about it too much.
Mine sleep on anything, the couch, my bed, a cardboard box, the floor, the grass and the dirt outside.
User avatar #168640 to #168638 - advicedude (20 hours ago) [-]
Anything with padding.
User avatar #168652 to #168635 - sugoi (17 hours ago) [-]
Does my profile make me gay?
#168654 to #168652 - dehumanizer (17 hours ago) [-]
yes, take this
#168644 to #168643 - braveblue ONLINE (19 hours ago) [-]
What's wrong my main man?
#168645 to #168644 - dehumanizer (19 hours ago) [-]
Just feeling lonely, but then i remember i would actualy have to interact with people and how awful women are so the situation is like pic related.
#168646 to #168645 - braveblue ONLINE (19 hours ago) [-]
I don't think I gave you permission to be feeling lonely on my birthday.
#168648 to #168647 - braveblue ONLINE (19 hours ago) [-]
Thanks for the birthday gift my friend!
User avatar #168625 - sirfiiddlesticks (23 hours ago) [-]
Any militaryfags here? I'm considering enlisting and I really wanted to go Marines, but I want to do EOD. My Army friends are telling me to go Navy if I want to do EOD, can anyone tell me the differences between Navy/Army EOD?
User avatar #168627 to #168625 - usarmyexplain ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
Army EOD = slap c4 on it and detonate
navy EOD = defuse the bomb

The army mainly deals with mines, and undetonated munitions, the nave deals with mines, hazards to navigation, derelict ships, all the cool stuff.

Beyond that, I really dont know a lot on the topic of the difference between army and navy EOD, but I know most navy MOS's are more technically specialized
User avatar #168665 to #168627 - sirfiiddlesticks (13 hours ago) [-]
Oh alrighty, thanks!
User avatar #168626 to #168625 - focalanemo (22 hours ago) [-]
usarmyexplain
User avatar #168667 to #168626 - usarmyexplain ONLINE (13 hours ago) [-]
Sorry I coundt do better, I dont know a lot about the navy
User avatar #168668 to #168667 - focalanemo (12 hours ago) [-]
At least you are of some help to someone! I don't know a thing about these things.
User avatar #168608 - cronos (12/28/2014) [-]
Guys, its my birthday! What should i do that won't remind me of how much of my life has been empty and wasted?
#168642 to #168608 - braveblue ONLINE (19 hours ago) [-]
It's my birthday as well let's have some fun!
It's my birthday as well let's have some fun!
User avatar #168639 to #168608 - badsamaritan ONLINE (20 hours ago) [-]
Eat a bucket of icecream
User avatar #168628 to #168608 - severepwner (20 hours ago) [-]
Option 1: Hang out with friends in anyway whatsoever. Even online interaction will do.

Option 2: Just do something special for a change. Go somewhere. If you're feeling adventurous, go to a bar and meet people.
User avatar #168624 to #168608 - sirfiiddlesticks (23 hours ago) [-]
Well shit man it's my birthday too
#168623 to #168608 - Elk (23 hours ago) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** Roll pictures.
User avatar #168619 to #168608 - sugoi (12/28/2014) [-]
Buy every game on steam.
User avatar #168612 to #168608 - delphine (12/28/2014) [-]
Well, if you really do feel like you've been wasting your life so far, the best thing to do would be something to change that. Do something worthwhile. Go for hike. Volunteer. Create something. It doesn't have to be great, but start.
User avatar #168614 to #168612 - cronos (12/28/2014) [-]
Thank you. Although I've done a lot in my life, i still feel like it's all empty and without purpose. I've pretty much done everything I've ever wanted to do and more. There's not much i can think of doing to help, but you're pretty right. Lately the word change has come up a lot for me. Maybe i do need to change something around here.
User avatar #168615 to #168614 - delphine (12/28/2014) [-]
That might help. I'm sure that your life is not empty at all, but it may feel like that if you're in a rut.
User avatar #168607 - advicedude (12/28/2014) [-]
Visiting San Diego for the first time alone to finally meet my long distance gf of a year and a few months. Any California tips for someone who lives in the midwest?
User avatar #168629 to #168607 - severepwner (20 hours ago) [-]
To be honest I can't really think of anything to watch for, but I'm here if you have questions.

One thing. Not sure if this is a nationwide thing, but in many places the buildings are damned cold. It's kind of frustrating. But it's winter now anyways, so you'd have a jacket no matter what I assume.
User avatar #168609 to #168607 - marinepenguin (12/28/2014) [-]
Things are more expensive there.
#168602 - anonymous (12/28/2014) [-]
I get horrible anxiety that makes me question everything
I don't know why, but the feeling in my gut hurts a lot like a pain, then makes me have weird feelings and thoughts about certain things, mostly my existence like if I should live or not. I don't know why, I don't have a horrible life, and it hurts a lot; also my parents don't pay for therapists anymore because we don't have the money so I don't know what to do.
User avatar #168630 to #168602 - severepwner (20 hours ago) [-]
It's a pretty broad topic on what you're speaking of, so if you wanted to elaborate on anything in particular I'm here.

One thing, everyone is supposed to live. A lot of times the reasoning is confusing or vague, but always know that you are without a doubt supposed to live. You may not realize it but you either done or are doing important things that make you matter, so there is absolutely no reason that death is even a viable option.

Basically, you just rule out death, that's not an option, so the only option left is to live. Easy.
User avatar #168613 to #168602 - delphine (12/28/2014) [-]
How much free time do you have? Usually I like to be as busy as possible because it's when you get too idle that negative thoughts can take over. Keeping yourself busy can help keep negative thoughts at bay.
#168572 - grotesqueleaf (12/28/2014) [-]
So I decided to break up with my girlfriend. As expected, she asked why, and I told her that it's because I think I'm gay.
She doesn't think this is a "valid" reason to break up, and she wants to stay with me, until I can somehow prove that I in fact am gay.
How would one go about proving that?
#168636 to #168572 - dehumanizer (20 hours ago) [-]
>tfw even faggots have gfs now
#168657 to #168636 - grotesqueleaf (16 hours ago) [-]
I can be your bf, if you're interested. ;*
#168659 to #168657 - dehumanizer (15 hours ago) [-]
gas yourself
#168669 to #168659 - grotesqueleaf (12 hours ago) [-]
I am sad now
User avatar #168631 to #168572 - severepwner (20 hours ago) [-]
So, you're positive you're gay? You don't sound sure.
#168649 to #168631 - grotesqueleaf (19 hours ago) [-]
I'm pretty sure I'm gay. But I'm not used to referring to myself as a gay person.
Honestly I haven't ever cared much my sexual orientation until recently. I've never cared about it.
User avatar #168689 to #168649 - severepwner (8 hours ago) [-]
I mean it seems kinda drastic to break up with someone for a reason you're not quite sure of.
User avatar #168616 to #168572 - iridium (12/28/2014) [-]
Hows about instead of that, just tell her you want to break up with her. Fuck her opinion on what a "valid reason to break up" is. And if she says anything back, just tell her she isn't in charge of your feelings.
User avatar #168600 to #168596 - sugoi (12/28/2014) [-]
Best course of action right here.
User avatar #168579 to #168572 - silverzepher (12/28/2014) [-]
So you have your sexy Latin lover yet? if not i mean you could always fuck an exhibitionist in front of her.
#168587 to #168579 - grotesqueleaf (12/28/2014) [-]
What on earth?
User avatar #168589 to #168587 - silverzepher (12/28/2014) [-]
you asked, if she doesn't believe you after that you might want to get.a restraining order
#168593 to #168589 - grotesqueleaf (12/28/2014) [-]
That will be my last resort, thank you.
User avatar #168594 to #168593 - silverzepher (12/28/2014) [-]
banging the sex in front of her, or the restraining order?
#168595 to #168594 - grotesqueleaf (12/28/2014) [-]
The sex first, possibly. And then the restraining order.
User avatar #168598 to #168595 - silverzepher (12/28/2014) [-]
i like the way you think
User avatar #168576 to #168572 - awesomerninjathing (12/28/2014) [-]
wow what a bitch
#168586 to #168576 - grotesqueleaf (12/28/2014) [-]
You're quite right
User avatar #168573 to #168572 - teoberry (12/28/2014) [-]
you dont. if you're gay you're gay. tell her to fuck off and respect your choices
#168584 to #168573 - grotesqueleaf (12/28/2014) [-]
I guess that's what I should do. She's just so difficult and manipulative that I don't know how.
User avatar #168588 to #168584 - teoberry (12/28/2014) [-]
i know your feel. in my experience you have to be straight up with manipulative chicks and call them out on it. my ex told me once after a fight she was spoiled and manipulative and I held it against her ever since. I was sort of the in the same position, I'm straight but I wasn't sure if a relationship was for me. When she told me I was doing it because I hated her and I just wanted to fuck other girls without consequences, I stuck to my guns, and she gave up that spiel and started talking about how much she loved me and how she was literally crying rn (she wasn't). I ignored it, told her I feel sorry for what I'm doing but she has to nut up and accept it. She stopped talking to me for three days and I got a couple angry texts from her sister, and after the 3 days she texted me a nice apology paragraph once she realized I was holding out. Manipulative ledez are dangerous. Just stick to your guns man and do what's right for you. Best of luck.
#168592 to #168588 - grotesqueleaf (12/28/2014) [-]
Thank you so much. This is really helpful. I think I'll get out of this relationship very soon.
User avatar #168569 - beatmasterz (12/28/2014) [-]
Can I find someone online with only:

-her first name
-the state she lives in
-the fact that she's black
-the fact that she visits a university
User avatar #168604 to #168569 - hoponthefeelstrain (12/28/2014) [-]
idk if you can find someone with the information of their skin color. Just sayin
User avatar #168603 to #168569 - rereviven (12/28/2014) [-]
Do you know any of her usernames to a website?
User avatar #168580 to #168569 - silverzepher (12/28/2014) [-]
Maybe, you would do better with a name current Ares, and estimate on age. and go to 411
User avatar #168577 to #168569 - awesomerninjathing (12/28/2014) [-]
do you know what she looks like?

go on facebook advanced search, type her name, search by state, and look through the girls
User avatar #168578 to #168577 - beatmasterz (12/28/2014) [-]
I don't think I can search by state
User avatar #168570 to #168569 - derpityhurr (12/28/2014) [-]
you prolly know the university she goes to based on the state
if the name is really black or just unique it won't be too hard
User avatar #168574 to #168570 - beatmasterz (12/28/2014) [-]
there are a fuckton of universities in maryland
User avatar #168575 to #168574 - derpityhurr (12/28/2014) [-]
try them all
if you want you can PM me the name and i can help
#168556 - aeaduzb (12/27/2014) [-]
Me and my ex broke up one week ago and since then i've been jerking off 3 to 4 times a day, that's a lot i know. Any good advice on how to break this habit?
User avatar #168632 to #168556 - severepwner (20 hours ago) [-]
I had the same problem when I was playing Mass Effect. Always encountering sexual relating bullshit, and had to fap all the time. Other times if I'm doing something like say, playing a game with no sexual content in it, I find I can go 2 or 3 days without fapping.

If it's that much of a problem for you, keep what you're doing away from the topic of sex. But really it's not a big deal, you do what you gotta do.
User avatar #168601 to #168556 - squalllionhart (12/28/2014) [-]
put hot sauce on your hands
User avatar #168581 to #168556 - silverzepher (12/28/2014) [-]
Just accept your private time, it isn't s bad thing, even nanna touches herself
User avatar #168567 to #168556 - focalanemo (12/28/2014) [-]
willpower
User avatar #168566 to #168556 - jinzedmzxa (12/28/2014) [-]
Eat banana.
#168539 - malikiw (12/27/2014) [-]
Can y'all help me?

/www gofundme /share-id.
#168538 - anonymous (12/27/2014) [-]
Friend who uses to do pranks calls me telling they had an accident and If I could call an ambulance for them.

I don't buy it and tell him the number so he can call itself, just to make sure that, if it's a prank, I'm being of help too.

But anyway I still don't believe him, and his friends will go along with it so they will try to make me think that there was an accident.

What do?
#168544 to #168538 - anonymous (12/27/2014) [-]
This is fuckin poorly written. I'm same anon, I'll try again:

Friend who uses to do phone pranks calls me telling he and some friends had an accident and If I could call an ambulance for them.

I don't buy it and tell him the number so he can call himself, just to make sure that,even if it's a prank, I'm being of help too.

But anyway I still don't believe him, and his friends will go along with it so they will try to make me think that there was an accident.

What do to not be seem as a fool?
User avatar #168633 to #168544 - severepwner (20 hours ago) [-]
It's pretty retarded.

I don't really see why someone would need a middleman to call an emergency service.
User avatar #168617 to #168544 - iridium (12/28/2014) [-]
I think you've figured it out by now, but:

If he has a phone and calls you before calling an ambulance, with a phone, saying you need to use your phone instead of him using his, he's lying.
User avatar #168534 - charizarddad (12/27/2014) [-]
i bought an SSD off of best buys website on the 24th, then i get an email the 26th saying its on backorder. i want to cancel it and just buy it somewhere else but the payment already came out of my bank account(even though my order says my payments hasnt been validated) the day i ordered it. im worried that if i cancel it i wont get my money back. what do?
User avatar #168583 to #168534 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (12/28/2014) [-]
Cancel it and Email them.
#168540 to #168534 - malikiw (12/27/2014) [-]
You cancel it and if u don't get your money back you call the
#168568 to #168540 - focalanemo (12/28/2014) [-]
Call what?
Call what?
#168533 - anonymous (12/27/2014) [-]
So last week my ex messaged me out of the blue to ask how everything is going. When we broke up, she said we shouldnt talk to each other because it would make it harder for the both of us to get over one another. But now that she messaged me, I now want to talk to her again. should I or shouldnt I? I know that I should go talk to other people and go after other women, but the thing is that dates and what not for the past months have been absolute shit.
#168661 to #168533 - anonymous (14 hours ago) [-]
Dear, are you a man or a useless application for women? Do meet her! Don't hesitate, ask her out, make her spend the best time of her life. Forget all the past, open your hidden resources of charm and conquer her! Girls like it, when guys are active, charismatic and make everything to get her! Just dare!

And just in case she appeares to be a primitive dull person - go to the kovla.com and there you'll meet lots of interesting people! Good luck!
User avatar #168634 to #168533 - severepwner (20 hours ago) [-]
For me, I basically broke up with my ex at one point then she moved back to Maine. She texted me from time to time to see what was up, to be honest I didn't like it. I didn't hate her or anything, and I didn't have negative feelings about the whole thing, but having her text me just made me feel uncomfortable.

You should just do whatever you want to do. But if you want to text her just because you love life hasn't been quite successful lately, don't.
User avatar #168618 to #168533 - iridium (12/28/2014) [-]
Be smart in all this. It is possible to maintain friendly ground with exes, but only if you aren't stupid.
User avatar #168550 to #168533 - dasistwunderbar (12/27/2014) [-]
Do you want to? Do you really want to run the risk of reinfatuating yourself with someone you can't be with? My advice would be to be cordial but distant, she'll get bored, you kept up appearances. And hang in there with the dates, it'll get better.
#168542 to #168533 - grotesqueleaf (12/27/2014) [-]
You could message her back if you know you'll be able to control yourself, I guess.
User avatar #168529 - roflstorm (12/27/2014) [-]
Guys. Something is wrong. Very wrong. I don't know what it is but it's very bad.
For the past couple of months my digestive system has gone to shit. Mild stomach aches every day and frequent diarrhea. Then on November 29th i got checked out. I have IBS and suspicion of Hemorrhoids. I say suspicion because i was too nervous to let the doctor look. And then on Boxing day i watched a movie early in the morning that fucked me up so badly that i had a full fledged anxiety attack. Since then i have had the urge to vomit, but nothing comes out because i don't feel like eating anything.
My heart frequently speeds up and slows down and often times i have to manually control my breathing, or else i just don't breathe at all.
On top of all that, everything scares the fuck out of me. I forgot about my alarm going off and i just about shit myself.

What the fuck is wrong with me?
User avatar #168620 to #168529 - iridium (12/28/2014) [-]
Possibly Crohns? Go to the doctor.
User avatar #168673 to #168620 - roflstorm (10 hours ago) [-]
It's not Crohn's.
It's IBS.
User avatar #168698 to #168673 - iridium (7 hours ago) [-]
Oh sorry I missed that part. But again, you should see a doctor about your other symptoms.
User avatar #168701 to #168698 - roflstorm (7 hours ago) [-]
Setting one up Monday.
User avatar #168535 to #168529 - focalanemo (12/27/2014) [-]
See a doctor, that's what they are for. You shouldn't ask a random advice board on the internet for this stuff.

User avatar #168532 to #168529 - haydentheviking (12/27/2014) [-]
Something really not good that you should go to the doctors about
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User avatar #168528 to #168527 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (12/27/2014) [-]
I'd say go to a doctor.
Your body might be going into starvation mode, worst case scenario.

Just stop freaking yourself out. Stop watching bad movies. Let the doctors look at you.
User avatar #168530 to #168528 - roflstorm (12/27/2014) [-]
The movie i watched wasn't even supposed to be all that bad.
It was a fucking childrens movie.

HOW CAN A CHILDRENS MOVIE DO THIS TO ME!?
User avatar #168531 to #168530 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (12/27/2014) [-]
I don't think it was the movie.

Go to a doctor?
User avatar #168522 - TheGhost ONLINE (12/27/2014) [-]
Okay after trying to google this issue with no luck i though i should ask you guys.

I'm having an issue with my caps lock, if i'm holding it down for 2 seconds or more i get a beeping noise, I have no idea how this has come about, as it just randomly started happening in the middle of a skype call as i was using caps lock as my push to talk.

Any help would be awesome
User avatar #168536 to #168522 - focalanemo (12/27/2014) [-]
tech board might have your answer
User avatar #168523 to #168522 - confusedasian (12/27/2014) [-]
Go to control panel > ease of access > ease of access center > make keyboard better to use

Where it says turn on toggle key uncheck that box.
User avatar #168525 to #168523 - TheGhost ONLINE (12/27/2014) [-]
toggle keys isn't on, it was the first thing i checked, and to be honest its different from the toggle keys, that gives a beep when you press it right away, but im getting 2 seconds before it makes a beep when i hold down caps lock
User avatar #168517 - thisisestonia (12/27/2014) [-]
I've fucked around with orbit downloader and some other shit for 2 hours now and I want to give up

How can I dowload Flowplayer's stream?
etv.err.ee/v/kultuurisaated/raudse_eesriide_jumalused/videod/d2c50627-5307-48ca-b396-adf129171c77

I want to download this video, or better yet, the audio
#168516 - blynx (12/27/2014) [-]
So for Xmas I got a PS4 which I totally look forward to playing once Sony fix their shit but anyways, while psn has been down ive let my dad play on my ps4 playing the new cod campaign and he has totally fallen in love with gaming again. He plays a couple of online browser games like dark orbit but he has totally been taken by a more superior form of gaming. But the question is, im going to feel quite bad when I take my ps4 to uni leaving him with nothing but your standard i5 pc without a graphics card meaning he will have to again go back to browser games. i was wondering should I give him my ps3 which comes with alot of good game i.e fallout, saints row, Red dead and some others. I have a gaming PC at uni which can handle all the latest games so I wouldnt really miss my fallouts and jazz but there is a slight chance that my brother will break the ps3 in my absence... is it still giving my almost 50 year old father my ps3?
User avatar #168585 to #168516 - phoenixforger (12/28/2014) [-]
Sounds like you care about your dad, and want him to have fun. Seems pretty clear that you should go for it. If your brother might break it because of his age, then place the system somewhere sturdy, stable, and preferably securely based. If he might break it because he's prone to destroying your possessions out of malice, then you might want to look into other places to keep it. If your dad has a study or personal room, have him keep it there. At the least, PS3s aren't as expensive as they once were, so your real investment is the games.

Either way, when you come back from Uni, you'll have some great tournaments with your dad to look forward to.
User avatar #168571 to #168516 - ferrettamer (12/28/2014) [-]
>ps4
>superior form of gaming
but my laptop has an i5 and no graphics card and it can run games. it depends on the i5
User avatar #168537 to #168516 - focalanemo (12/27/2014) [-]
If you don't use it anymore, you can give it to him.
User avatar #168524 to #168516 - confusedasian (12/27/2014) [-]
I would do it. Plus, I'd bump it his computer with a graphics card.
User avatar #168518 to #168516 - dudeheit (12/27/2014) [-]
How old is your brother that he might damage the ps3?
I would do it. Both of them could play and share the ps3 and if the ps3 breaks, buy a new one. They aren't that expensive anymore and you allready have a bunch of games.
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