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#146306 - anonymous (13 hours ago) [-]
Okay so i have a girlfriend for 3 months now and we have sex every now and then. I wanted a blowjob but she wont agree, so i put it in her mouth while she was sleeping. She gave me 2 sucks before waking up and freaking out. Now she wont talk to me. Please help me. I want to make things right. I even asked her that would it be okay if i give her oral too but she wont listen. What do i do?
User avatar #146401 to #146306 - thisisestonia (3 hours ago) [-]
You're a douche. Nothing to it, respect the choice of your woman and she will respect you, you can't just put a dick into her mouth, you're not doing pron.
User avatar #146385 to #146306 - chewythewolftwo (5 hours ago) [-]
That's kinda fucked up, man. Communication is better than molesting your s/o. Because that trust is never gonna come back entirely.
User avatar #146353 to #146306 - thatnigger ONLINE (8 hours ago) [-]
You should have just been happy with the sex, probably not a second chance in sight to be honest.
#146351 to #146306 - dehumanizer ONLINE (8 hours ago) [-]
kill yourself normie before i do it for you
User avatar #146319 to #146306 - EdwardNigma (12 hours ago) [-]
Alright, heres what you do.
Tell her you're sorry, and that you'll never contact her again.
And do exactly that, don't be a fucking creepy cunt and stalk her, if you see her, don't make eye contact. From here, just pray to Christ she doesn't press charges because god knows she fucking could.
User avatar #146318 to #146306 - ipostcp (12 hours ago) [-]
Fistfireace, rape is terrible.
User avatar #146320 to #146318 - fistfireace (12 hours ago) [-]
Terrible for the receiver, but fun for the giver.
#146313 to #146306 - hsm ONLINE (12 hours ago) [-]
Hahahah, nigga you dun fucked up, become a professional rapist. But do tell what the fuck were you thinking?
User avatar #146311 to #146306 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (12 hours ago) [-]
LMAO

how do you have sex for 3 months but no blowjob

I'd say wait it out until you get the "I cant believe you used me while I was sleeping" text lol
User avatar #146309 to #146306 - alecbaldwinning (12 hours ago) [-]
You should never talk to her again, including social media. Stay away from her.

If you're under 18, you should tell your parents what you did and get help.
If you're over 18, you should seek professional therapy immediately.
User avatar #146307 to #146306 - makotoitou ONLINE (13 hours ago) [-]
stop fucking raping people
User avatar #146256 - bobbylegs (16 hours ago) [-]
What should I fap to tonight, something not ridiculous
#146290 to #146256 - hsm ONLINE (14 hours ago) [-]
If it hasn't gotten to the point where you can't get it up for normal porn, i would suggest normal porn.
User avatar #146280 to #146256 - makotoitou ONLINE (14 hours ago) [-]
me
User avatar #146270 to #146256 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (15 hours ago) [-]
don't be a loser and don't fap
User avatar #146296 to #146270 - teoberry (13 hours ago) [-]
plz i know youve done it today
User avatar #146297 to #146296 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (13 hours ago) [-]
no lol
User avatar #146298 to #146297 - teoberry (13 hours ago) [-]
ive done it twice
User avatar #146299 to #146298 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (13 hours ago) [-]
classic matteo
User avatar #146301 to #146299 - teoberry (13 hours ago) [-]
she didnt know tho
User avatar #146300 to #146299 - teoberry (13 hours ago) [-]
i did it on the phone with her lol
User avatar #146304 to #146300 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (13 hours ago) [-]
LOL MATTEO FUCKING CLASSIC
User avatar #146305 to #146304 - teoberry (13 hours ago) [-]
eh i saw porn got hard and the rest took care of itself
#146286 to #146270 - anonymous (14 hours ago) [-]
WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU NON-WANKER
User avatar #146289 to #146286 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (14 hours ago) [-]
nothing
User avatar #146263 to #146256 - alecbaldwinning (16 hours ago) [-]
try porn
User avatar #146264 to #146263 - bobbylegs (16 hours ago) [-]
a bit vague don't you think?
User avatar #146251 - spookyexplain ONLINE (17 hours ago) [-]
is there a way to permanently expand a rubber ring?
User avatar #146260 to #146251 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (16 hours ago) [-]
Like an O-Ring?
User avatar #146268 to #146267 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (15 hours ago) [-]
Far too thick, I'm afraid.
You might be better off looking at a local home improvement store.
User avatar #146269 to #146268 - spookyexplain ONLINE (15 hours ago) [-]
Im starting to think it may be a soft plastic
#146255 to #146251 - anonymous (16 hours ago) [-]
put air into it.
#146246 - hsm ONLINE (18 hours ago) [-]
How to deal with hand pain after coloring for a long time?
User avatar #146261 to #146246 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (16 hours ago) [-]
Take some pain-killers and try to relax your hand as much as possible.

It's all you can do, really.
#146247 to #146246 - anonymous (18 hours ago) [-]
I usually give my boyfrind a handjob if my hand hurtz.
#146248 to #146247 - hsm ONLINE (18 hours ago) [-]
I don't think your boyfriend would like it if i gave him a handjob!
User avatar #146271 to #146248 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (15 hours ago) [-]
I would tho :3
#146272 to #146271 - hsm ONLINE (15 hours ago) [-]
i'm a guy
User avatar #146312 to #146272 - ipostcp (12 hours ago) [-]
I wouldn't mind.
#146314 to #146312 - hsm ONLINE (12 hours ago) [-]
Of course you wouldn't, you post CP!!
User avatar #146315 to #146314 - ipostcp (12 hours ago) [-]
Then I think you owe me one.
User avatar #146274 to #146272 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (15 hours ago) [-]
what kind of a man fucking draws lmao
#146277 to #146274 - hsm ONLINE (14 hours ago) [-]
A talented one Pic related, i made this on photoshop I make digital art as well as painting on paper, and coloring and sketching
User avatar #146279 to #146277 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (14 hours ago) [-]
lol weaboo homestuck fag
#146285 to #146279 - hsm ONLINE (14 hours ago) [-]
And finally this
#146284 to #146279 - hsm ONLINE (14 hours ago) [-]
Someone asked me to make this
#146283 to #146279 - hsm ONLINE (14 hours ago) [-]
And this one
#146282 to #146279 - hsm ONLINE (14 hours ago) [-]
I made this too
#146281 to #146279 - hsm ONLINE (14 hours ago) [-]
I made these too this is what i'm currently coloring and it's hurting my hand
User avatar #146273 to #146272 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (15 hours ago) [-]
o-oh
#146250 to #146248 - anonymous (17 hours ago) [-]
#146238 - georgesmoustache (19 hours ago) [-]
Someone help me find these shoes in the uk please?
They called CONVERSE 70'S CHUCK TAYLOR X BLACK SABBATH "MASTER OF REALITY" and are sold here You need to login to view this link but are sold out
#146262 to #146238 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (16 hours ago) [-]
Sold out on the official Converse website. Not much to do since the manufacturer is sold out of it.

You could try looking through local shoes shops.
User avatar #146254 to #146238 - teoberry (16 hours ago) [-]
fag
#146236 - anonymous (19 hours ago) [-]
a guy keeps sending me dick pictures even though I asked him to stop a couple times. Whenever I tell him how I feel he laughs and thinks I secretly like it or some weird shit. it's making me uncomfortable.We're friends and I've never even flirted with him or told him anything that would suggest I'm interested. Worst of all his dick is hideous and has little pimples around the base and always looks sweaty and gross. How do I get this to stop while keeping the friendship?
#146288 to #146236 - saltybanana (14 hours ago) [-]
honestly this is freaking hilarious!   
   
just block him girl. if you dont know how just google it up. i know on iphone its real easy   
www.wikihow.com/Block-a-Number-on-the-iPhone   
   
another thing is to just stop talking to him, and just ignore his ass. simple. he'll see that you dont like him anymore, and he will stop.   
   
if he doesnt this nigga must be retarded or something
honestly this is freaking hilarious!

just block him girl. if you dont know how just google it up. i know on iphone its real easy
www.wikihow.com/Block-a-Number-on-the-iPhone

another thing is to just stop talking to him, and just ignore his ass. simple. he'll see that you dont like him anymore, and he will stop.

if he doesnt this nigga must be retarded or something
User avatar #146258 to #146236 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (16 hours ago) [-]
can I send you some? mine's really nice
#146276 to #146258 - anonymous (14 hours ago) [-]
dicks aren't attractive, I don't want to see yours.
User avatar #146278 to #146276 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (14 hours ago) [-]
mine is attractive ;)
#146292 to #146278 - anonymous (14 hours ago) [-]
what do you get out of sending me pictures of your cock.
User avatar #146293 to #146292 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (14 hours ago) [-]
it's more about what you get and what you're getting is like 9 or 10 inches of muh meat
#146302 to #146293 - anonymous (13 hours ago) [-]
that's grossly oversized and well gross e.e
User avatar #146303 to #146302 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (13 hours ago) [-]
ahahha

come on im sure you'll like it
#146308 to #146303 - anonymous (13 hours ago) [-]
if I don't want to have any walls left sure.
User avatar #146310 to #146308 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (12 hours ago) [-]
any walls? what

yo inbox me your snapchat and ill send you a pic
User avatar #146259 to #146258 - teoberry (16 hours ago) [-]
oh but you wont send me some?
User avatar #146253 to #146236 - teoberry (16 hours ago) [-]
awesomerninjathing c'mon
User avatar #146257 to #146253 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (16 hours ago) [-]
LOL
User avatar #146244 to #146236 - satoshileex (19 hours ago) [-]
Do you have a another friend your close enough to that could pretend to be your boyfriend? If so tell him that and that you are dating and you find it wrong to sext while you are in a relationship. Try that regardless of the boyfriend element. If that doesn't work I'm sorry to say this but you might have to threaten him by saying you will post/forward to other people. If that doesn't work block him from whatever medium he contacts you.
#146242 to #146236 - confusedasian (19 hours ago) [-]
"Worst of all his dick is hideous and has little pimples around the base and always looks sweaty and gross."
"Worst of all his dick is hideous and has little pimples around the base and always looks sweaty and gross."
User avatar #146275 to #146242 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (14 hours ago) [-]
like if you're going to have enough confidence to show a girl your dick, at least make sure it's actually something worth showing...
User avatar #146237 to #146236 - makotoitou ONLINE (19 hours ago) [-]
get revenge, post them in /gay/
#146240 to #146237 - anonymous (19 hours ago) [-]
didn't keep them, told you they were gross looking. If he sends another maybe but since I don't have face pictures and don't wanna give out his address/ personal info idk how that'd be revenge.
User avatar #146245 to #146240 - makotoitou ONLINE (19 hours ago) [-]
fun
#146228 - joshlol (21 hours ago) [-]
how do I get bitches?
how do I get bitches?
User avatar #146291 to #146228 - solareyes (14 hours ago) [-]
>go to pet store
>adopt a lot of female dogs

Easy. Simple. Done.
User avatar #146249 to #146228 - getrektmate (18 hours ago) [-]
You just gotta act cute :3
User avatar #146230 to #146228 - soupkittenagain ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
By not being joshlol.
User avatar #146231 to #146230 - joshlol (21 hours ago) [-]
what if I am joshlol?
User avatar #146232 to #146231 - soupkittenagain ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
Too bad
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#146220 - anonymous (22 hours ago) [-]
Alright FJ so I have four nipples. the normal ones are fine and the extra two have a circumference of probably a little less than a centimeter. To make a long one short do you guys think I should get the extra ones removed or just leave them?
User avatar #146265 to #146220 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (16 hours ago) [-]
Everyone is different.
Some display this most prominently via physical attributes, and others have their differences in their mentality.

I personally have a nasty mole on my face/ cheek. It grows grows hair faster than my facial hair. Every day I shave it. There's about 8 hairs that keep popping up out of it. It's annoying.

But that's what makes me, me.

Never compare your 'cons' to the 'pros' of someone else.
User avatar #146234 to #146220 - makotoitou ONLINE (20 hours ago) [-]
cuddle them
#146218 - anonymous (22 hours ago) [-]
Anyone know how to find girls on omegle? I just hate seeing so many fucking dicks
User avatar #146219 to #146218 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (22 hours ago) [-]
why are you surprised you're finding dicks? A bunch of horny guys on the internet looking for boobs is not uncommon. Plus why would a girl want to show her boobs to horny strangers? chances are you're going to have to wade through a mountain of dicks just to find one girl and chances are if your dick is out she'll skip you because your dick is just like the other mountain of dicks she just skipped through.
#146215 - joeypie (22 hours ago) [-]
Well lads I just need a second thought on something. I'm 18 right now and in a few months ill be 19. I plan on joining the military (U.S) but I heard some troubling things about the G.I bill, I have a few questions.
1. Am I absoultly granted the G.I bill as soon as I get out. (3 years)
2. How do I know I wont get fucked by the goverment I.E make me do somethig I didnt sign up for.
3... Thats about it
User avatar #146322 to #146215 - usarmyexplain ONLINE (12 hours ago) [-]
1) Yes. If you get an honorable discharge you can receive tuition assistance

2) That really depends on your perspective, because above all else you are signing up to uphold and defend the constitution of the united states and follow the orders of officers appointed above you. So it can get pretty broad. I signed up to be an analyst, but did everything from escort missions to scrubbing toilet bowls. If you join the army, whatever job you sign up for is what job you will be trained and certified for, it's up to you to pass the training, and you may not always be in a position where you actually preform your job on a daily basis.

3) Those are actually some decent questions. Holla back if you think of anything else.
#146325 to #146322 - joeypie (11 hours ago) [-]
1. Does the army have anything like humanitarian assistance
2. If so, what would be the score on the ASVAB to be able to get it.
3... How does one get a good score on the ASVAB?
#146331 to #146325 - usarmyexplain ONLINE (11 hours ago) [-]
1) Not really   
2) n/a   
3) The ASVAB has a log of sections, but really it has two main parts, the first one is general knowledge and experience, things may benefit specific fields in the military. The important part of the ASVAB is the sections that tests your reasoning and math skills, your score on those sections goes through a formula and the result is basically your ability to learn. The higher that rating is the more jobs you will be qualified for.   
   
www.wikihow.com/Pass-the-ASVAB
1) Not really
2) n/a
3) The ASVAB has a log of sections, but really it has two main parts, the first one is general knowledge and experience, things may benefit specific fields in the military. The important part of the ASVAB is the sections that tests your reasoning and math skills, your score on those sections goes through a formula and the result is basically your ability to learn. The higher that rating is the more jobs you will be qualified for.

www.wikihow.com/Pass-the-ASVAB
User avatar #146327 to #146325 - joeypie (11 hours ago) [-]
Also sorry if those questions were not as good as the first bunch
User avatar #146266 to #146215 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (16 hours ago) [-]
I summon thee: USArmyExplain
User avatar #146321 to #146266 - usarmyexplain ONLINE (12 hours ago) [-]
It is good that you have summoned me
#146235 to #146215 - anonymous (20 hours ago) [-]
join the army when WW3 kicks off in Ukraine, you'll know where you'd be going then.
User avatar #146216 to #146215 - makotoitou ONLINE (22 hours ago) [-]
1. i dunno
2. you already are
3. k
#146187 - minutes ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
Is there any way to get rid off acne without going to the dermathologist? I tried a lot of different cremes and stuff but they all don't seem to work, i wash my face like 10 times a day and it got better but it doesn't go away completely. And I can't wash my back that often and that's where it's the worst. Any suggestions?
#146243 to #146187 - confusedasian (19 hours ago) [-]
Lemon juice. Look up how it works. If your skin is too sensitive, cucumber juice.
User avatar #146200 to #146187 - colfer (23 hours ago) [-]
Sleep on a different, clean towel every night, wrap your pillow in it. Works like a charm.
User avatar #146198 to #146187 - derpityhurr (23 hours ago) [-]
wash your bedsheets and pillow casees
#146199 to #146198 - minutes ONLINE (23 hours ago) [-]
I have a different shirt on everyday when I am going to sleep, how should I get acne on my back from the bedsheet? They never touch it directly.
User avatar #146201 to #146199 - derpityhurr (23 hours ago) [-]
Id think your shirt would be pulled up at at least one point while sleeping
#146202 to #146201 - minutes ONLINE (23 hours ago) [-]
not near my shoulders and that's where it's the most
User avatar #146203 to #146202 - derpityhurr (23 hours ago) [-]
You've just go to keep sweat off the areas, make sure you sleep in a comfortable temperature, and wipe sweat off during the day
#146204 to #146203 - minutes ONLINE (23 hours ago) [-]
yea I've been trying to do that for the last weeks. Guess i will just visit the doctor
User avatar #146193 to #146187 - makotoitou ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
yell
#146196 to #146193 - minutes ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
yell the acne away?
#146183 - saltybanana (07/22/2014) [-]
hey guys need a lil help here.

so my power is going out for like about 3days. and i need something to keep my fridge cool. i was wondering if dry ice will keep it cool? or if anyone knows on what todo to keep it cool just for those days?
User avatar #146217 to #146183 - jokekill (22 hours ago) [-]
bury your fridge in your yard
#146287 to #146217 - saltybanana (14 hours ago) [-]
omfg....thats genius!   
   
why the fuck didnt i think of that?!
omfg....thats genius!

why the fuck didnt i think of that?!
User avatar #146184 to #146183 - ilikethisusername (07/22/2014) [-]
"As a general rule, Dry Ice will sublimate at a rate of five to ten pounds every 24 hours in a typical ice chest. This sublimation continues from the time of purchase; therefore, pick up Dry Ice as close to the time needed as possible." - www.dryiceinfo.com

Considering this, you will need a lot of dry ice if you have a lot of stuff to keep cool. Dry ice can last up to 24 hours so get a bunch and keep it in an ice chest.
User avatar #146185 to #146184 - saltybanana (07/22/2014) [-]
thanks brochavho!
User avatar #146154 - malimrav (07/22/2014) [-]
So I'm searching for apartment to rent since I'm starting uni i couple of months and i need some advice regarding roommates. What are your experiences with roommates? Should I try to find apartment in which i can be by myself?
User avatar #146213 to #146154 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (23 hours ago) [-]
Rent would be easier with roommates.

I have no experience with roommates, but if you opt to have some, be sure you get to know them well before living with them.
Make sure that they can be on the same level as a friend/ best-friend for you. If they can't, then drop 'em before they become a roommate.

Remember, these are the people you'll be living with.

Also, set some clear guide-lines.
Write down your name on everything yours in the fridge/ pantry. See who will cook what during what days of the week (if you guys want to cook for everyone instead of just yourself.) See who will clean what when... etc.

Make some rules and guide-lines, be professional about it, and most importantly be sure that they'll be able to pay on-time.
Other than that, there really isn't much else to having roommates. So long as they have income, help make and abide by rules, and are really great people, then there shouldn't be much wrong.
User avatar #146226 to #146213 - malimrav (21 hours ago) [-]
Thanks for the tip with guide lines, it is really important to talk them over with the other person and I completely forgot about it.
Cooking won't be problem for me since I will be eating at cafeteria at my uni (supposedly the best one in city).
Now only thing left is to find someone normal to live with since I only need them to be quiet for couple of hours a day so I can study. I hope this won't be too difficult
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User avatar #146164 to #146152 - makotoitou ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
well did you stay?
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User avatar #146167 to #146166 - makotoitou ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
did you u-turn back in?
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User avatar #146169 to #146168 - makotoitou ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
i'm sorry but you have the gay
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User avatar #146173 to #146170 - makotoitou ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
enough to know ur an gay
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User avatar #146175 to #146174 - makotoitou ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
nah that cures it
User avatar #146177 to #146176 - makotoitou ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
ye you actually not an gay
User avatar #146178 to #146177 - larsfillmore (07/22/2014) [-]
butt r u
User avatar #146179 to #146178 - makotoitou ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
wtf rude
User avatar #146180 to #146179 - larsfillmore (07/22/2014) [-]
dude no i cud huuk u up
User avatar #146181 to #146180 - makotoitou ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
dew et
#146153 to #146152 - dehumanizer ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
give me back my book
User avatar #146316 to #146153 - ipostcp (12 hours ago) [-]
Tl;dr version?
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#146156 to #146155 - dehumanizer ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
Well congratulations, you've made me angry. Now whats the next step in your master plan?
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#146139 - anonymous (07/22/2014) [-]
Hi guys me and this girl want to have sex but we have no condoms or birth control and are afraid that pulling out isn't safe enough. I would also like to know how exactly precum works. is there a feeling like right before you orgasm or is it just unexpected. Thanks.
User avatar #146294 to #146139 - solareyes (14 hours ago) [-]
I'm sorry. You're stupid for thinking withdrawal is effective at all. Get a goddamn condom.
#146197 to #146139 - anonymous (23 hours ago) [-]
wait you never had an orgasm? Did you seriously never masturbate?
#146189 to #146139 - subsitutexplain (07/22/2014) [-]
Precum still contains sperm, and can still impregnate people.
Wrap your willy, my brother!

-Subsitutexplain
#146186 to #146139 - minutes ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
Dude you can buy condoms literally everywhere. It's not magic, just buy some seriously.
User avatar #146159 to #146139 - misticalz (07/22/2014) [-]
dont
just go get condoms brother
pulling out is never a good idea
pharmacists would probably be happy to see teenagers buying condoms
#146151 to #146139 - dehumanizer ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
I want to see you die.
#146182 to #146151 - anonymous (07/22/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #146150 to #146139 - larsfillmore (07/22/2014) [-]
Rub out that easy one before, you should be good
User avatar #146147 to #146139 - thisistheguy (07/22/2014) [-]
Precum is cum wear your jimmies go out and buy some
User avatar #146143 to #146139 - makotoitou ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
dun do it man, she could clamp your shit
#146137 - anonymous (07/22/2014) [-]
I have a weird sort of fantasy. One in which where I get raped and get pregnant and keep the baby. I am not an attention whore otherwise, I just sort of feel like I would love the attention and the whole thing sort of turns me on. I sound fucking insane, has anyyone ever heard of any thing like that?
User avatar #146222 to #146137 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
uhh I know there's a condition where people always fake illnesses because they love the attention they get for it because sometime in their life someone got a serious illness and got a lot of attention while said person number 1 was ignored. Maybe something like that happened to you?
User avatar #146142 to #146137 - makotoitou ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
gimme a picture and your location, i'll be there soon
User avatar #146140 to #146137 - thatnigger ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
Everyone has fantasies. Doesn't mean you want it to happen as it may have consequences or something, just means in the moment, you might like it I guess.
#146138 to #146137 - minutes ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
I have heard that many women fantasyse about being raped. It doesn't make you a fucked up person, fantasys are just that, fantasys. Doesn't mean you would like it if it actually happened to you.
#146134 - anonymous (07/22/2014) [-]
I have a habit of constantly licking my lip and they and they are always chapped. I use chap stick a lot but it only helps for a short time. Also my tongue has been slightly deformed from the constant licking.
User avatar #146295 to #146134 - solareyes (14 hours ago) [-]
I can help you for the chapped part, I never really liked chapstick. Use vaseline on your lips, it helps sooo much!
User avatar #146223 to #146134 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
okay so my great grandpa is a farmer and to break this habit he put chicken shit on our lips because who the fuck will lick their lips with chicken shit on them.

Just put a food you hate on your lips, like mash it into a paste or something and whenever you lick your lips you'll taste the food and soon stop doing it. If you don't like hot sauce that'd be something doable.
User avatar #146194 to #146134 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
Break the habit.
Anytime you notice that you're licking your lip, then take a moment to realize what you are doing, and make a mental note to stop.

You could also try using certain things to prevent yourself from licking your lips.
Such as putting Wasabi powder on your chapstick. At worst, it'd give your food a little 'zing' to them; Nothing too bad. It'd be a really faint taste.
And at best, when you lick your lips, it'll burn like no tomorrow.
#146133 - anonymous (07/22/2014) [-]
For some reason when I use my parents computer the Google search bar has a history of all the porn i search. No I did no search for porn on my parents computer (but I will admit I did on mine). How exactly does my web history get on my parents computer?
User avatar #146195 to #146133 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
If you're using the same Google account when searching, then it'll show your recent searches that way...
It is also entirely possible for it to sync related searches to your IP address pool, if there is an absence of a user logged in.

Just be sure to use Incognito mode from now on. Also, try clearing Cache.
User avatar #146136 to #146133 - christmouth ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
Do you use Chrome?
User avatar #146122 - jokekill (07/22/2014) [-]
I grew up with the only woman in my household being my mother, all my friends have always been guys. I'm a straight woman, but a lot of people think i'm butch and i'm often mistaken for a lesbian. I'm pretty slim, i wear make-up but apparently its how i act. Girls find me threatening, men who aren't my friends find me weird because i don't react to being called "babe" or act girly and flirty or anything like that. This guy i know called me beautiful and i told him to stop acting like a fag. I'm disliked for being masculine(?) and i hate it. What do?
User avatar #146224 to #146122 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
guys are intimidated by masculine girls... same reason they don't usually go for girls taller or bigger than them. They just don't want to be the ones not wearing the pants in a relationship because their friends will call them "whipped" or "a bitch". I would say don't change yourself to make someone else happy, if they're uncomfortable around you that's their problem.
#146205 to #146122 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (23 hours ago) [-]
You sound pretty awesome to me.   
Continue being yourself. Never change yourself for others.   
   
You don't have to be "girly" or "manly."   
Just be yourself.   
   
You'll only ever need one word to describe yourself, and that is You.   
   
Anyhow, if I were you I wouldn't worry too much about that. If people don't like who you are, then they don't like who you are. You shouldn't conform to fit in with their standards.   
Continue being 'you.'
You sound pretty awesome to me.
Continue being yourself. Never change yourself for others.

You don't have to be "girly" or "manly."
Just be yourself.

You'll only ever need one word to describe yourself, and that is You.

Anyhow, if I were you I wouldn't worry too much about that. If people don't like who you are, then they don't like who you are. You shouldn't conform to fit in with their standards.
Continue being 'you.'
User avatar #146214 to #146205 - thatnigger ONLINE (23 hours ago) [-]
Chaika too cute.
User avatar #146144 to #146122 - makotoitou ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
you seem cool, although u ain't gonna get a bf by rejecting everyone. Not saying you have to, but if you want to then gotta change that. Like, still be yourself but set your rules straight with them first.
User avatar #146161 to #146144 - jokekill (07/22/2014) [-]
I have a bf
User avatar #146162 to #146161 - makotoitou ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
call him bro then
User avatar #146123 to #146122 - jokekill (07/22/2014) [-]
Also i get really awkward when people treat me like a typical girl, i straight-up reject any guys attempt to flirt or flatter me. It makes me come across as a bitch.
User avatar #146130 to #146123 - thatnigger ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
Don't change yourself, you seem pretty cool and I'm sure you're not interested in changing yourself, ya? If you do change yourself and are liked for being the new you, will you really have fun and enjoy it? I think you should just keep being yourself and I'm sure you'll get a nice group of friends that don't mind you being you, ya know?
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