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User avatar #184905 - cshp ONLINE (05/21/2015) [-]
What are the advantages of a high school diploma over a GED?
User avatar #184945 to #184905 - makotoitou (14 hours ago) [-]
you don't look like a poor nigger
User avatar #184947 to #184945 - cshp ONLINE (13 hours ago) [-]
I'm lower middle class, half-black and need to graduate with the quickness a GED offers
User avatar #184948 to #184947 - makotoitou (13 hours ago) [-]
Oh so you are a poor nigger. Carry on them.
User avatar #184949 to #184948 - cshp ONLINE (13 hours ago) [-]
No, not really
User avatar #184906 to #184905 - nought (05/21/2015) [-]
quick google search www.thebestschools.org/degrees/high-school-diplomas-versus-ged/

I get the impression that a GED is not as good in all aspects
User avatar #184907 to #184906 - cshp ONLINE (05/21/2015) [-]
I just mean from a college admission standpoint. They say the army has higher testing requirements for people with GEDs, so I assume that applies to schools as well, but my test scores are pretty good anyways. The school I want to go to has a mid-50% ACT range of 20-25 and I got a 31.
User avatar #184909 to #184907 - nought (05/21/2015) [-]
if it is a local or state school you should be fine with scores like that
#184910 to #184909 - cshp ONLINE (05/21/2015) [-]
You don't understand how much of a relief that is. Thank you
You don't understand how much of a relief that is. Thank you
User avatar #184904 - nought (05/21/2015) [-]
i'm back, sadly
I've been thinking about nihilism recently, and I can't come to any other conclusion that could be true. Life really does have no meaning, no intrinsic purpose, and people have to invent meanings for it, otherwise we would be sad all the time. thoughts?
User avatar #184937 to #184904 - serhiy ONLINE (17 hours ago) [-]
the body is a vessel for your genes and a means to pass on your genes, nothing more. our perception of life and its "meanings" is nothing more than a consequence of the previous 2 facts.
User avatar #184925 to #184904 - guyfiery (05/21/2015) [-]
Well, think about what animals do.

They eat, and fuck. That is their number one drive.

Now, I garuntee you the best way to a woman's heart is not with diamonds, but with food. Take her out to dinner, make her dinner, and lunch too. MAYBE, you two will fuck.

Now those are just the basics of life.

We have a society, a function to play for eachother and ourselves.
Depending on where you live, you can chose that function.
Why not set goals for yourself?

Now, does humanity matter on the biggest possible picture? No.

We are only important to ourselves and our pets. We will never leave our imprint on the universe itself. If we died, the sun will rise over the land with or without us. We have no sway on the universe. That is, of course, unless we come up with a way to manipulate entire galaxies. Then we will be getting somewhere.
User avatar #184896 - rhevol (05/21/2015) [-]
I /advice/ im a little depressed...
I broke up with my girlfriend 1 year ago, we were in the same classes so our friends splitted... now i had 0 friends because my only friend left the career...
after a while i tried to talk with the friends that supposedly were mine too, we had a good talk but later when the we had to take the taxi (here in my region you need to fit 5 people in a cab) we had 4 and 4 in every taxi so the my "friend" come and was standing between the two taxis... after a while she choosed to go with her and said to me "i pay you the taxi" i refused her money...



I dont know what to do, just 1 more year and i graduate but i feel so lonely and its hard to go in the career alone... we had a study group, yeah im the smartess but the laziest...

I dont have problems outside the classrom, i have a beaufitul girlfriend a some pair of real friends but outside in other classes... but inside my classroom i feel so depressed, having to fight with the fact that my ex is always starring me and everyone hates me...
#184934 to #184896 - anonymous (20 hours ago) [-]
well the girl in class room might still have some feelings for you and can see you have moved on so she is prob going through a rough patch as well. just try and patch everything up with her then the others will be friends with you again
User avatar #184958 to #184934 - rhevol (11 hours ago) [-]
Tried, she told me that she hates me and put everyone against me... i dont hate her, but she is a bitch right now... she left me for a older guy doesnt matter but i dont have any feelings for her, she probadly has (as far as i know her)
User avatar #184898 to #184896 - nought (05/21/2015) [-]
change classes
User avatar #184900 to #184898 - rhevol (05/21/2015) [-]
Cant, mexican system is shit, they give me my classes and i have to deal with them
User avatar #184893 - gharshi ONLINE (05/21/2015) [-]
I'm finally getting laid, guise. problem is. this is supposed to be a one night stand hook up thing and I've barely talked to the girl on facebook. what I'm really worried is how I'm supposed to escalate things from shaking hands and introducing each other to having sex? like what do I do? just go for it?

halp
User avatar #184954 to #184893 - owllynator (11 hours ago) [-]
just be straight forward and confident
#184926 to #184893 - anonymous (05/21/2015) [-]
"so, we gonna bang or what"

If this is just sex thing and you both see it as a sex thing, be blunt and simple.
User avatar #184918 to #184893 - cshp ONLINE (05/21/2015) [-]
If you know you're gonna have sex, then that makes things a lot simpler. Just go for a kiss, then y'all will be making out and you gotta feel her whole body, then start going under her clothes when you're feeling her (scratch her back [but like one stroke, cause that's weird as shit otherwise], take off her bra if you know how to and you're good at it, bite her lip if you know how, kiss/bite her neck), start rubbing her pussy gently when things are nice and steamy and increase intensity if she's responding (kissing harder, soft moans, grinding on your hand), then go into her pants but don't put a finger in yet, just keep rubbing her lips (be gentle around the clit) until she's pretty wet, then go in and work it rhythmically (if that's natural for you, you can go at a pretty spaghetti rhythm at this point cause she should be fairly turned on by now), if she's not already playing with your dick (over pants, over underwear, actually touching) then try to take your pants off, tell her you need help if it would be awkward movement otherwise, I like to go down on girls if they're super hot and their pussy don't stank but that's personal preference so don't feel obligated, when ya junk out you can rub it on her pussy if she isn't already playing with it, once you're ready to give this bitch a good dicking, move her into position if you're not already there (e.g. if she's on top of you on a couch and there's a bed nearby, pick her up and move her to it and place yourselves in missionary position, then look that bitch in the eyes as you put your token in her slot (bout to play skeet skeet ball nigga, also remember where the hole you were fingering was so it goes in faster) and boom, you're fucking.

If she already knows you're a virgin, then tell her you don't really know what you're doing and she might get off to showing you
If she escalates things instead of you, then match her.
That's about all I can think of...maybe respect her or some shit?
User avatar #184897 to #184893 - awesomerninjathing (05/21/2015) [-]
lol what

explain
#184891 - vojtond (05/20/2015) [-]
Like two monts back maybe more there was a vocaroo singing competition. can somebody help find that content?
User avatar #184914 to #184891 - nigalthornberry (05/21/2015) [-]
If it was from admin then it was probably delwted
User avatar #184887 - fruzzinoid (05/20/2015) [-]
Trying to find the video where the guy pretends to play Skyrim for the first time. He chooses "Sonic" as his race and makes trains rain from the sky.
User avatar #184888 to #184887 - ScottP (05/20/2015) [-]
dunkey
#184886 - anonymous (05/20/2015) [-]
got this girl's number how long to wait to text her
User avatar #184889 to #184886 - ScottP (05/20/2015) [-]
24 hours
User avatar #184873 - mondominiman (05/20/2015) [-]
I don't know if I should move out. I recently lost my job and living off unemployment checks right now but after a recent event I don't really want to see my family. I owe my parents a bit of money and I know my monthy rent+bills could easy pay alot of that off. Or I could wait another month and study for my specialty license that will practically guarantee me a long term job and comes with a nice salary. I've been told by job dispatchers there are alot of companies looking for people with those licenses but not alot of people have them. So what should I do? Stay another month or go back and face my family I know I could study at my parents house too but they're constantly yelling and arguing plus I have no freedom to do whatever I want there.
User avatar #184885 to #184873 - thatsnumberwang (05/20/2015) [-]
license sounds like the sensible choice...
User avatar #184871 - radioactivepainter (05/20/2015) [-]
Hey guys, I just want to know what's you're opinion of this video, it's quite long tho www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jfgx51AQTUE . To me personally, it shows very 1960s views and functionalism views, which in my opinion are seriously out of date. I also think tht this video only seems to direct a certain type of behaviour which certain types of women have. For example the radical feminist sort of women. The video says that you only get in the 'friendzone' because you don't show your authority over the women in the relationship. I'm sorry but this seriously doesn't apply to every women and relationship. This is coming from my experiences, if a girl 'friendzones' you is because she doesn't simply find you attractive, or she likes someone else. You seriously can't force someone to love you, oh and i know very few girls who go after the 'asshole', trust me. I'm currently in a relationship with someone who is the nicest person ever, and we are both equal in the relationship. He doesn't have authority over me and I don't have authority over him. We barely argue, and if we do we just talk things out. I don't see why men have to have authority over a woman, and punishment of there bad behaviour. How bout date someone who cares about you and won't be so horrible to you? Another thing this video has is that you must 'punish' bad behaviour. Unless I missed something, it doesn't really say what kind of punishment. To me it says it's okay to hurt someone, and there is no reason to hurt someone, man or women unless it's self defence. Another thing in this video it says that by punishing her, her 'bad behaviour' will stop, which is shown in the video as her 'expectations' so the mans expectations are in control, which the guy said in the video is the woman to do the dishes and suck the guys dick. To me the guy just seems to fantasize about living in the 1960s and tries to sugar-coat it, and generalizes what women are like, with the use of showing women 'bitching' in an extreme. I've never seen anyone of my friends or other people i know that reacted that way and screamed at their partner or any abuse. Of course this stuff happens, but thats what happens when you date some crazy bitch, same goes to men for women. Don't even get me started on the comments, how that they've never dated anyone and that girls only go for dickheads. In the wise words of filthy frank that the reason why you are in this 'friendzone' is because "you're fat and gay". I've may of missed out a lot which this guy said which could be some valid points, but I just don't see why people could be equal instead of men in authority and women follow. I also wouldn't call myself a feminist, a liberal feminist at most but I prefer equalist, because everyone just needs to be treated equally in my opinion. Sorry for the rant probably made a few mistakes since I silightly rushed it because i have a final tomorrow. Feel free to correct me in anything, and please voice you're opinion, since I voiced mine.
User avatar #184908 to #184871 - charizarddad (05/21/2015) [-]
i will probably have to check out the video tomorrow as i dont have the time right now. what exactly is your question? you cover quite a few things.
User avatar #184933 to #184908 - radioactivepainter (21 hours ago) [-]
Just simply someone elses opinion really, I assume some people here on funnyjunk is similar to the guy who made it really, but this video only seems to be just one viewpoint.
User avatar #184935 to #184933 - charizarddad (19 hours ago) [-]
the dude isnt really worth the time honestly. hes just as bad as radical feminists, or radical anything, he looks at specific examples of people he doesnt agree with and thinks that they are directly trying to change his lifestyle and sees it as a threat. the dude just needs to go outside.
#184869 to #184868 - anonymous (05/20/2015) [-]
name of the male pornstar? he eats ass like a champ. It's what i came to ask srry.
User avatar #184864 - captnnorway (05/20/2015) [-]
I'm not sure if this is the correct place to ask, but any one knows where I can read that story about a girl with the powers to control bugs. It was set in a world with lots of super humans, and the start was some pretty angsty tumblr level shit, but it got really good after a while. It introduced lots of different characters and was very long.

Only thing I remember is that one of the chapters or something was called "Buzz", but it seems like I've cleared my history since then so I can't find it that way.
User avatar #184881 to #184864 - nonbenderinlife (05/20/2015) [-]
Is this the book you're talking about?
http:// tvtropes . org/pmwiki/pmwiki . php/Literature/Worm
#184883 to #184881 - captnnorway (05/20/2015) [-]
yes, thank you!
yes, thank you!
User avatar #184862 - scizzor (05/20/2015) [-]
I'm leaving for Iraq in 2 months, my only supporter was a girl I had a thing with, who now found out that she doesn't think she can handle supporting me, as it is beginning to strain on her. The 'what ifs' and what not. So she's now distancing herself from me. I can't tell my family because, well if they see any sign of doubt or worry from me, it'll make them worry so much that it'll eventually eat me up from the inside.
The thing about this girl is that she's been able to see right through me and take down any and all barriers I've been so used to having that she's now left me vulnerable and that's a new feeling to me, one I don't like. Especially with the added lonely part now.
User avatar #184857 - nigalthornberry (05/20/2015) [-]
About how many abscenses can I have in school before I look really bad to colleges and work places?
I try not to be sick and only get about 3 max a semester
User avatar #184874 to #184857 - owllynator (05/20/2015) [-]
about 3-4
User avatar #184856 - tombobbusama (05/20/2015) [-]
Guys I'm trying to write a story.
I'm great with worldbuilding. Under the right conditions I can get nearly autistic with the detail.

But when it comes tto actually writing the story... I dunno, it just never comes out right.
Anyone got any ideas to help me out?
User avatar #184860 to #184856 - drastronomy (05/20/2015) [-]
Make a coherent story first, in simple terms
Then add bullshit, filler, metaphors, etc.

and you are done
User avatar #184853 - dingdongsingsong (05/20/2015) [-]
I need help picking Universities in the US, preferable in dallas maybe orlando idk anything about universities there so need help pls
I wanna go as undecided major but most probably business if nothing appeals to me.
User avatar #184870 to #184853 - sineztro (05/20/2015) [-]
Well what do you like
User avatar #184854 to #184853 - dingdongsingsong (05/20/2015) [-]
Atlanta
and Chicago
User avatar #184875 to #184854 - owllynator (05/20/2015) [-]
cornell
User avatar #184839 - historia (05/20/2015) [-]
Best jobs available for a college student in Western Kentucky? I'm studying human services but I'm changing my major once I get my degree next semester.

Anyway, I want cash, and I'm willing to work for it, but I need direction. Got anything?
User avatar #184850 to #184839 - dudeheit (05/20/2015) [-]
Aren't there any graduate assistant positions you could hire for? At my uni there are a lot of different jobs you can do if you just ask
User avatar #184828 - jaytothadee (05/20/2015) [-]
So how do i get rid of acne for good ive tried proactive it doesnt really work
#184861 to #184828 - plantain (05/20/2015) [-]
St. Ives has always worked pretty well for me, but my acne has never really gotten that bad.
User avatar #184840 to #184828 - historia (05/20/2015) [-]
Wash your pillow case often. Try sleeping with a clean towel over your pillow tonight. Guaranteed to prevent your face from getting greasy over night.
User avatar #184834 to #184828 - alexanderburns ONLINE (05/20/2015) [-]
Acne is in most cases hormonal, so you can't really stop it yourself. If you're under 21 then it's most likely a puberty thing that you just have to bear. Just keep it down by keeping clean. Maybe get something from a medical professional if it's not related to that.

I myself find shaving cream to be the best at bringing down pimples. Wash face, cover in shaving cream, wait at least 30 seconds, rinse off.
User avatar #184831 to #184828 - fukkentyranitar (05/20/2015) [-]
Ease up on greasy or processed foods with lots of sugar and chemicals. Otherwise, consult a dermatologist.
User avatar #184829 to #184828 - nonbenderinlife (05/20/2015) [-]
If its bad consult a dermatologist if its not too bad switch pillow cases every night and see how that goes.
User avatar #184823 - shaunata (05/20/2015) [-]
so im donating a pint of my blood on the 26,
how tired should I be expected to feel? Are there any precautionary ways to speed up blood recovery as soon as possible? Or is it just as simple as like drinking plenty of water.
#184899 to #184823 - thatonesouthernkid (05/21/2015) [-]
if you are an athlete, don't expect your stamina to completely recover for about one to two weeks. the blood recuperates within a day or two, but the hemoglobin doesn't return to efficient levels for athletes for a week or two. I made the mistake of donating blood right before hell week during the wrestling season. I wanted to fucking die.
User avatar #184901 to #184899 - shaunata (05/21/2015) [-]
welp, there haults my lifting progress. Good thing track season is over though, thanks for that bit of information.
#184903 to #184901 - thatonesouthernkid (05/21/2015) [-]
oh and you're welcome!
User avatar #184902 to #184901 - thatonesouthernkid (05/21/2015) [-]
lifting should be fine, I'm talking stuff like cardio workouts. a day or two after, all it took was three fifty meter sprints to bring me down to my knees from exhaustion. I don't actually recommend halting cardio, keep doing it, just expect to get more tired more quickly.
User avatar #184863 to #184823 - captnnorway (05/20/2015) [-]
No need to worry mate. I'm a small guy, just barely over the required weight here in Norway, and I had no issues afterwards. At least where I was they forced me to lay down for 15mins and drink lots before I was allowed to leave.

However, they messed up the first attempt so they had to use another vein that wasn't as good to drain blood from. Had to keep clutching my hand over and over again to help pump more blood out ... I've never been so tired in my arm in my entire life, felt like it was burning from the strain.
User avatar #184884 to #184863 - shaunata (05/20/2015) [-]
what a comfortable story
User avatar #184825 to #184823 - derpityhurr (05/20/2015) [-]
pretty sure they give you juice and something else sugary to speed it up
User avatar #184837 to #184825 - titsmccracken (05/20/2015) [-]
Juice and cookies!
User avatar #184816 - mondominiman (05/20/2015) [-]
I'm super nervous right now. I'm about to find out if my POS brother used my house without me knowing. He was gone for a few days and no one knew where he left, last we heard he was with out convict cousin who just got released. Well today I found my house key missing from my key ring, only reason I never noticed was because my car was under repair so I couldn't drive it anywhere. if I find out he was here I don't know what's gonna happen. probably pass out from how fucking mad I'm going be. I don't get mad often I've even let a lot of shit slide like when he took my car for a weekend, but using my place without permission and most likely taking his druggie friends there too. Then that's a whole new tier of anger right there
User avatar #184817 to #184816 - mondominiman (05/20/2015) [-]
That's it i'm done. He was here and he had people over because the place is a mess. I'm visibly shaking and I'm short on breath, this has never happened to me before. That's the last time in years I ever do anything for him. He's never gonna live with me again since my parents don't want him at their house either. The bastard is nearly 30 and a failure in life.
User avatar #184818 to #184817 - mondominiman (05/20/2015) [-]
Now I need to check if anything was stolen
User avatar #184835 to #184818 - CallMeCrisco ONLINE (05/20/2015) [-]
Fuuuuuck... As someone with a similar POS brother, I feel for you. I hope to god nothing important to you got nicked...
#184814 - thenextprodigy (05/19/2015) [-]
greetings my brothers. i need some insight or other perspectives on this situation w/ my dad. anyways how it goes is: in my life i have no responsibilities, i recieve free college funding, and $1000 a month to live off of, and more ambition to succeed in silicon valley than i can begin to explain. i'm 19, and work a lousy job at office max. i am not starting college until next year since my funding will take a while to come through. anyways, my plan is to quit my job, and study my ass of day/night like i've been doing. only this time no distractions. i can really focus all i have to android development, so i'll be better prepared for the roughness of silicon valley (i'm going out to college there soon). with everything in mind, my dad told me i am disrespecting him for wanting to quit his job because last time i did the weight of my car insurance fell on him, and that it's a horrible idea for other reasons (i've always had a tendency to swtich between hobbies and ideas (slight adhd) so i can understand his concern) although this is no temporary hobby. i've dedicated my life to this goal and it's been nothing but, since last year. anywho he's told me if i quit then i'm kicked out. i mean there's nothing insidious about this. there are no stipulations involved in quitting work, right? honestly! what's the harm in becoming good at something so valuable wealth wise, and mental wise? what do you guys' think? are either one of us justified, or am i stupid for wanting to quit work?
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