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User avatar #171457 - studbeefpile (01/19/2015) [-]
I went through a few of Filthy Frank's videos.






I don't know what my life is anymore.
User avatar #171488 to #171457 - Kanoah (01/19/2015) [-]
It's nothing without Franku, I'll tell you that.
User avatar #171453 - rebornpotato (01/19/2015) [-]
So after asking before on here about a question for the air force, i have yet another one that just came up and i forgot to ask a recruiter about, does anyone know if i'd be fucked for getting in if i have a peanut/tree nut allergy? And if so are there any other branches that would accept someone with those allergies.
User avatar #171463 to #171453 - delphine (01/19/2015) [-]
I know it's not what you want to hear, but unfortunately you're SOL on the nut allergy for any service branch. It doesn't make any difference if it's just eating them - pretty much any severe, even moderate allergic reaction will get you DQ'd, as it's not worth the risk to you or the military to accept you with certain medical conditions. It's not like it is in the civilian world where you've got ready access to immediate care if you're lucky. What the military considers is if you're in a critical situation and an existing condition manifests itself at the wrong time (which it usually does). It can not only affect you, but the people your with, the mission, and even military hardware if it's involved.

As an example, if you were flying a KC-130 tanker, or even acting as a crew member refueling jets in-flight. a sudden reaction at a critical moment could be disastrous. They won't risk putting anyone in such a situation, nor should they. That's the same whether your a candidate looking to join, or a Veteran who's suddenly developed an allergy problem.

The Medical DQ for a nut allergy would be covered under "General and miscellaneous conditions and defects":

The causes for rejection for appointment, enlistment, and induction are:

a. Allergic manifestations. A reliable history of anaphylaxis to stinging insects. Reliable history of a moderate to severe reaction to common foods, spices, or food additives.

Yes, nuts are considered common foods by the military.

Of course there are waivers for just about anything, but when it comes to allergic reactions of any type, the military doesn't take chances.
User avatar #171466 to #171463 - rebornpotato (01/19/2015) [-]
Yea i saw that on yahoo too, i just didn't trust how reliable it may have been, but i guess i'm just fucked, i didn't think it would matter for certain jobs in the air force.
User avatar #171467 to #171466 - delphine (01/19/2015) [-]
Haha, yeah I wasn't sure so I googled it. Then I asked a few of my friends in the air force and they confirmed it. They're pretty strict, another friend got turned down because of high blood pressure.
User avatar #171468 to #171467 - rebornpotato (01/19/2015) [-]
Yea i was hoping it wasn't the case, and i just wanted to try and find out for certain before i ask a recruiter tomorrow, which kind of sucks since i was relying on that as a way to get into college, but thanks anyhow.
#171440 - anon (01/19/2015) [-]
...is it racist if i think this thing would have a mexican accent if it talked?
User avatar #171447 to #171440 - hanakoikezawa (01/19/2015) [-]
that would be awesome
User avatar #171434 - nigalthornberry (01/19/2015) [-]
Can someone please tell me why my cats suddenly started shitting everywhere in the house
#171676 to #171434 - anon (01/20/2015) [-]
because they aren't dogs
User avatar #171458 to #171434 - vultro ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
Make sure you clean the spot they shit in VERY well. If they can smell the slightest trace of poop or pee they will think that's an okay spot to do it in. The only spot that should smell remotely like that is the litter box. Trust me I've owned 12+ cats and have helped others with this.
User avatar #171452 to #171434 - awesomerninjathing (01/19/2015) [-]
marking his territory or something

should be a sort of vaccine for that or something
User avatar #171444 to #171434 - badexplain (01/19/2015) [-]
You clearly aren't feeding them enough queso.
#171439 to #171434 - anon (01/19/2015) [-]
Is something out of place in your home? Like renovation or strangers to the cats staying at your place. Even the kitty litter can be a problem if the cats dont like it.
If the poo is runny then they are sick and you should visit the vet
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#171437 to #171433 - anon (01/19/2015) [-]
Google up news magazines from usa and uk, you should be fine.
Kyselet aika myöhään yöl hehe
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User avatar #171432 - shangrilathree (01/19/2015) [-]
I've got school tomorrow morning...should I be drinking vodka before sleeping? And if not, then why?
User avatar #171461 to #171432 - delphine (01/19/2015) [-]
Sometimes I drink a glass of dry red wine before bed. It makes me sleepier. ONE alcoholic beverage will not disrupt your sleep patterns, but sugar and caffeine will so don't mix it with soda like coke or seven-up which have a shit ton of sugar.
User avatar #171548 to #171461 - shangrilathree (01/19/2015) [-]
Thank you!
#171436 to #171432 - anon (01/19/2015) [-]
You'll sleep worse and hangover in school with the noise everywhere is gonna be a bitch. Alcohol lasts in the system for quite a long time aswell, but if you only drink one serving, perhaps even two it should be fine.
User avatar #171443 to #171436 - shangrilathree (01/19/2015) [-]
Yeah, I had a glass mixed with Irn Bru...thanks, anon!
#171431 - sethbean (01/18/2015) [-]
I have almost 2000 favorites on this account and I want to download them all to my harddrive then un-favorite them.

How do I do this with minimal effort and/or get dumb people to do it for me?
User avatar #171451 to #171431 - iridium (01/19/2015) [-]
Pay me 15$ an hour and I'll do it for you.
User avatar #171426 - jaytothadee ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
I need the resolutions for a comic for posting oc on this site I am creating a comic series and wonder what the best resolution it would be for
User avatar #171427 to #171426 - tikitaco (01/18/2015) [-]
Don't worry about it, just make it large and it should work out. Make sure to keep the comic portrait though! I would love to see it when it's finished!
#171421 - shangrilathree (01/18/2015) [-]
I need your opinions on the legalization of, and morality of Marijuana. It's for a speech for my English Language class. Thanks FJ!
I need your opinions on the legalization of, and morality of Marijuana. It's for a speech for my English Language class. Thanks FJ!
User avatar #171454 to #171421 - iridium (01/19/2015) [-]
-Marijuana should be legal as long as other drugs are. Just because people don't think alcohol
-Marijuana should be enforced similarly to alcohol, and DUI penalties should apply equally
-Marijuana needs to be more researched
-Marijuana needs to have warning labels like tobacco
-Medical Marijuana makes sense for people actually suffering, not just some people who could easily just down a couple of Tylenol
-Marijuana cannot be argued on an ethical level because ethics involves right and wrong and the only thing ethically wrong with Marijuana smoking is whether or not it hurts anyone, which it really doesn't unless the person smoking it is doing it in the face of other people or if they're pregnant
-Marijuana smoking in public should remain illegal, just like alcohol

Just some of my thoughts about it.
User avatar #171469 to #171454 - iridium (01/19/2015) [-]
Just because people don't think alcohol, tobacco or prescription are because they're legal doesn't mean they aren't drugs of some sort.*
User avatar #171448 to #171421 - hanakoikezawa (01/19/2015) [-]
legalize crystal fuckign weed

but seriously, it's alright if you're just doing it in your own home and not going anywhere until you're sober, the same thing with alcohol.
#171425 to #171421 - anon (01/18/2015) [-]
My opinion on is it shady I think of it in two forms A negative effect and a positive. the negative form is the way it effects me it brings you down but then there is the positive effect which is my brother when he started smoking mind you its legal in colorado His grades started to go up. he was happier in general (note he suffered from severe depression his whole life). He started to make more friends become a better person in general. so there you go just pm me if you need more info on it
#171422 to #171421 - anon (01/18/2015) [-]
smoke weed everyday
User avatar #171418 - thisistheguy (01/18/2015) [-]
Anyone know of any ways to earn some money online? Not looking for a part-time salary, just something like making anywhere from 15-45 bucks a week or so
User avatar #171429 to #171418 - tikitaco (01/18/2015) [-]
I'm not sure if it's that easy. Google around for jobs online as I'm not sure what exactly what jobs you're trying to apply to.
User avatar #171415 - cuntism ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
Um...any docs here ? I have had the shits for a day, and I was just pooping and it was going as usual but then I felt this massive poop but it wouldn't come out and I got worried because all the things I read over the years about prolapsed anus went in my head so I took some tissue and touched it to see if it was poopy and it wasn't, and I'm sure I actually felt the touch of it, so I stopped pushing and kinda sucked it back in and now I don't feel the need to poop.

Was that my insides?
User avatar #171456 to #171415 - jaytothadee ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
im not a doc but that does not sound normal id go see a doctor or something
User avatar #171387 - niimajneb ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
How do you tell when you're being catfished?
User avatar #171407 to #171387 - beatmasterz ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
Tell me the situation. I have some experience.
User avatar #171408 to #171407 - niimajneb ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
Right. Met this girl on the r4r subreddit. We talked through reddit messages for a while, she showed me 4 pictures of her, none of which could be find through reverse image search in google, then I ask for her skype, she obliges, but she only has 1 contact which is a little suspicious. We're getting along great, she seems funny and a little naughty. She said she was going out ~5 hours ago and I haven't spoken to her since. She just seems too good to be true.
User avatar #171478 to #171408 - beatmasterz ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
Yeah when it sounds too good to be true it usually isn't. Try to videoskype with her asap.
User avatar #171430 to #171408 - tikitaco (01/18/2015) [-]
Hey man, just some advice.

Here's how you know it could be a catfish:

-If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.
-If it's getting serious after a short amount of time
-If they have broad interests that could relate to almost everyone
-Having problems with skype or not sure what skype is and can only chat online
-Job that makes them travel alot, (like middle east or africa) and if they have the job title of engineer or contractor they could be one.
-If they contact you out of no where and start romancing you
-Ask for money
-English isn't their first language
-look like a model or ridiculously famous
-crazy stories
-If you seem a bit suspicious, they are probably a catfish

Good luck dude!

(Obtained from: socialcatfish.com/12-signs-might-getting-catfished-online/ )
User avatar #171423 to #171408 - erikus (01/18/2015) [-]
Just yesterday a "friend" of mine made a false account in a meeting website.

He used pics of her friends so it was difficult to trace them back.

He just received 3 keys of payday 2 from some guy dumb enough to think he was a hot gamer girl.

Be careful dude.
User avatar #171424 to #171423 - erikus (01/18/2015) [-]
his* female friends.

I got confused.
User avatar #171399 to #171387 - aherorising (01/18/2015) [-]
what's catfished?
User avatar #171400 to #171399 - niimajneb ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
It's when someone pretends to be someone else online to get things from you. Like, pretending to be a girl to seduce men and get money from them or something.
User avatar #171401 to #171400 - aherorising (01/18/2015) [-]
idk. When they insist on not showing anything but pics or vids/ when their pics can be retraced using google images / when they hint at stuff that would encite sympathy and incentive for you to buy them stuff.
idk man, how would you distinguish between catfish and actual grill?
User avatar #171402 to #171401 - niimajneb ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
I dunno. Really the only suspicious thing is that she's only got 1 contact on skype. She's sent me 4 pictures, none of them can be retraced on google images, she hasn't hinted at buying things or anything. She just seems too good to be true. I'm gonna try come out with it and ask for definitive proof.
User avatar #171404 to #171402 - aherorising (01/18/2015) [-]
if she has just 1 skype contact, could be that she's just being carefull.
User avatar #171406 to #171404 - niimajneb ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
Careful about what?
User avatar #171403 to #171402 - aherorising (01/18/2015) [-]
wowowo wait
#171392 to #171387 - focalanemo (01/18/2015) [-]
When this animal approaches.

You can't really tell, unless you get pictures with something like a time stamp
User avatar #171394 to #171392 - niimajneb ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
Good idea. I think I'll ask for either a picture with a time stamp or for her to video chat.
User avatar #171419 to #171394 - kimkve (01/18/2015) [-]
Videochat or why not a meetup? take a coffee or something
User avatar #171385 - derpityhurr (01/18/2015) [-]
An object directed at a target is launched at an angle of 35 degrees above the horizontal. It hits its target (at the same height it was launched from) 5 s later. Determine the object's range
help
#171414 to #171385 - ampt (01/18/2015) [-]
I think this is how you do it.
User avatar #171377 - Cyopathic (01/18/2015) [-]
I've been feeling down. I'm 18 not sure what I'm doing with my life. I need to get my mind off of things. So what are you guys up to?
#171502 to #171377 - anon (01/19/2015) [-]
being 19 and deciding to move to Israel..I was in your shoes exactly a year and a half ago....actually still kinda there
#171503 to #171502 - Cyopathic (01/19/2015) [-]
That sounds like a big transition. What's the story behind that?
User avatar #171417 to #171377 - thisistheguy (01/18/2015) [-]
Studying abroad in Spain right now which is pretty exciting I guess
User avatar #171435 to #171417 - Cyopathic (01/19/2015) [-]
Spain.
Sounds like fun.
Are you liking it?
User avatar #171549 to #171435 - thisistheguy (01/19/2015) [-]
Yeah it's pretty awesome the alcohol here is cheaper than water and they party till the sun comes up on the weekends, still would rather live back home in Chicago I think
#171605 to #171549 - Cyopathic (01/19/2015) [-]
I have friends from both places.
I'm kinda jelly.
User avatar #171393 to #171377 - focalanemo (01/18/2015) [-]
Trying to study for my Chemistry test tomorrow, but FJ keeps opening -.-
#171395 to #171393 - Cyopathic (01/18/2015) [-]
Test tomorrow? Guessing you're not from the states?

Sorry to hear about that.
User avatar #171396 to #171395 - focalanemo (01/18/2015) [-]
I live in the small country that fights against water The Netherlands
Luckily it is a practical test so I don't have to learn lots of stuff.
User avatar #171397 to #171396 - Cyopathic (01/18/2015) [-]
Well I hope you pass your test. While you are in your classroom trying to not pop a vein I will be.. On Funnyjunk? Yeah that sounds about right.
User avatar #171383 to #171377 - derpityhurr (01/18/2015) [-]
studying for physics exam on Wedenesday
if you mean long-term, I'm in 11th grade but Im not trying to think of what i'll be doing after high school
99% sure itll be university but no idea what major, i think that's cause of how much is open to me
#171384 to #171383 - Cyopathic (01/18/2015) [-]
That's pretty neat. I'm sure you'll find something that lightens your interests.
User avatar #171386 to #171384 - derpityhurr (01/18/2015) [-]
thanks m8
what up for you tho?
User avatar #171389 to #171386 - Cyopathic (01/18/2015) [-]
Just doing some Minecraft with a mod pack I'm trying out.
This week I have to worry a bit about my Government class since I don't know what God awful thing I'll be forced to do. Hopefully it's just some boring notes over campaign finances.

For the long run I might get involved with law at the uni. Maybe Criminal Justice or Civil. It's not all that great.
User avatar #171372 - lickinghobos (01/18/2015) [-]
I'm curious to know if it would be wrong of me for wanting to seek some kind of revenge on an ex boyfriend because he thought it would be funny to have some random chick contact me to purposely fuck with me?
User avatar #171412 to #171372 - harime (01/18/2015) [-]
My ex girlfriend did that to me. Was obviously trying to make me jealous. Never responded to any of them.
Couple weeks later, her new boyfriend cheated on her. They broke up and she started trying to talk to me again. Turned her down multiple times. Feelsgoodman.jpg

Imo just ignore it, it's pathetic.
User avatar #171413 to #171412 - lickinghobos (01/18/2015) [-]
Isn't it great seeing how an ex wants to stoop down to such a level of immaturity?
User avatar #171416 to #171413 - harime (01/18/2015) [-]
It's honestly pathetic as hell. Funny thing is though, is that she had no reason to do it. We both went our seperate ways, no arguments or anything. I've got to admit though, it's nice seeing people get what they deserve.
User avatar #171374 to #171372 - focalanemo (01/18/2015) [-]
Don't waste your time on that. The only thing that can come out of it are problems.
User avatar #171375 to #171374 - lickinghobos (01/18/2015) [-]
That's what I was thinking. He was a piece of shit anyway.
User avatar #171378 to #171375 - braveblue (01/18/2015) [-]
Just be the bigger person and ignore his ass. It's not worth getting upset over something like that, hes just trying to be a dick. The more you respond to him the more he wins.
User avatar #171379 to #171378 - lickinghobos (01/18/2015) [-]
I haven't spoken to him in over a year. I guess he wanted to rub it in my face that he has a new girlfriend or something. Kudos to him, I suppose?
User avatar #171380 to #171379 - braveblue (01/18/2015) [-]
Yeah, I wouldn't give them anything, any texts, calls, anything would just be fueling their childish angst.
User avatar #171381 to #171380 - lickinghobos (01/18/2015) [-]
He only got mad because I broke up with him because he wanted to control my life and I wasn't allowing him to do so. I hope the girl he is with or dates in the future can put up with his bullshit.
User avatar #171382 to #171381 - braveblue (01/18/2015) [-]
Yeah controlling people is the worst thing you could possibly do in a relationship, you have to just trust people and hope that they don't fuck up. It's whatever let him get mad, he's only mad because he wasn't able to control you.
User avatar #171388 to #171382 - lickinghobos (01/18/2015) [-]
I'd very much rather be single than be in a relationship with someone who tries to abuse their significant other.
User avatar #171369 - thisistheguy (01/18/2015) [-]
What's the best way to not get a hangover after drinking a bottle of red wine in a night?
User avatar #171449 to #171369 - hanakoikezawa (01/19/2015) [-]
only one bottle?

casual
User avatar #171551 to #171449 - thisistheguy (01/19/2015) [-]
I'm a rookie only 20 and didn't really start drinking until the end of my sophomore year of college
User avatar #171450 to #171449 - hanakoikezawa (01/19/2015) [-]
take a couple aspririn before bed and drink plenty of water
User avatar #171550 to #171450 - thisistheguy (01/19/2015) [-]
How about ibuprofen/acetaminophen?
User avatar #171557 to #171550 - hanakoikezawa (01/19/2015) [-]
sure if you want to kill your liver
User avatar #171558 to #171557 - thisistheguy (01/19/2015) [-]
Alright then
User avatar #171560 to #171558 - hanakoikezawa (01/19/2015) [-]
acetaminophen and alcohol are seriously bad for your liver together or in hiugh doses individually
User avatar #171405 to #171369 - nonbenderinlife (01/18/2015) [-]
The key is drinking a lot of water to get rid of any excessive fluids. I also remember reading here some guide saying that you had to wake up in the middle of the night and drink a cup of water or something.
#171354 - anon (01/18/2015) [-]
Is it wrong to want to receive compliments from my boyfriend if I send him a picture? Yes, I do have low self esteem. Yes, we love each other very much. I just like knowing that he finds me attractive. I do not want him to just "accept" I am ugly. He deserves someone who he finds attractive. Sorry if my post is a bit all over the place I just need some direction.
User avatar #171358 to #171354 - advicedude (01/18/2015) [-]
if you send a picture without asking what he thinksand still says that, then ask him about it. but in a guy's mind, of you ask him for an opinion, he's going to be honest. but only for your betterment not to hurt you.
User avatar #171359 to #171358 - advicedude (01/18/2015) [-]
pardon my grammer, in a hurry
#171362 to #171359 - anon (01/18/2015) [-]
It's fine. We actually just worked it out. He thinks about it but doesn't tell me. Thank you so much.
User avatar #171355 to #171354 - derpityhurr (01/18/2015) [-]
If you expect it without asking for them it would be
if you just say like "what do you think ;)" i think it would be fine
#171356 to #171355 - anon (01/18/2015) [-]
Yeah, he can't read my mind but I feel like if I ask him something like that then it won't be as genuine. But I will do that from now on. Thank you.
#171351 - anon (01/18/2015) [-]
I'm 18 and in a serious relationship. Will we ever outlive my past of being a horrible person and bring back what we used to have in our relationship?

pic related.
What it feels like to go to bed at night knowing you're a terrible person but she's the only girl you have and will ever want.
User avatar #171364 to #171351 - womanexplain (01/18/2015) [-]
If you truly want something, and you truly want someone to be happy and want to do everything you can to make what you have better again, you will.
If you love her, show her through actions. If you're struggling to reform, tell her through words so she knows how hard you're trying. Always make her feel like she means the world to you, do not let her down.
User avatar #171353 to #171351 - advicedude (01/18/2015) [-]
womanexplain
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