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User avatar #104323 - evilwheatleycore ONLINE (11/24/2013) [-]
This is more of a fix...

I've got a black Stinger P311 airsoft gun and it fires while the safety is on. I it trying to stop the trigger, but It's not strong enough to be of any use whatsoever.

Please comment if you've got any ideas how to fix this
User avatar #104322 - skeptical (11/24/2013) [-]
Does anybody know anyone in the Central NJ area who needs a jazz trombonist?
#104316 - tauntaun (11/24/2013) [-]
I'm pretty small and skinny. My girlfriend is heavier than me. Im not sure by how much, but i'm guessing it's kind of a lot. It doesn't bother me because I love her, but recently people have been making fun of us. It is starting to bother her. What should I do?
User avatar #104321 to #104316 - silverzepher (11/24/2013) [-]
why does it matter, being a Chubby Chaser or a Captin Ahab, if you like the cushin just keep pushin.
User avatar #104319 to #104316 - marinepenguin ONLINE (11/24/2013) [-]
Don't worry about other people when it comes to your relationship. It's between you and your girl.
User avatar #104318 to #104316 - irishpunker (11/24/2013) [-]
Just say" fuck them". I mean, I know that seems easier said then done, but honestly, apathy towards others opinions can work great. I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm not advocating narcissism by anyway, but it's a reciprocal relationship between two people. If it doesn't bother you and it didn't bother her until others started mentioning it, then that's all that really matters.
User avatar #104314 - wittypotato (11/24/2013) [-]
I'm feeling kinda melancholy and hating myself right now. Advice Board, I request your aid in motivating me. Please, share or write any inspiring messages or videos or whatever.
User avatar #104392 to #104314 - aherorising (11/24/2013) [-]
damn man. 18 hours ago. well I'll give it a try.

You are a human, and have massive potential. you're young, so you might just as well go do something. there are people out there born in poverty, fucking war, or get aids. can you imagine what that's like? you simply are born, and you get surprise aids even though you didn't even have sex yet. You are among the 40% of this world's population who is provided the chance and oppertunity to make something out of your life. To actually chase your dreams, whatever it may be. you have that chance man, it won't be easy, shit never is. But at least you were given the chance to work your way up and follow whatever you want.

now get your ass out there, learn a new skill. make someone smile, and make someone's day. make someone else feel appreciated for what they do, or show sympathy for what they can't do. be the person your parents want you to be, but more important. be the person who you would've wished you would be when you were 6 years old.
#104312 - sundip (11/24/2013) [-]
Right, my name's Sundip, and I have a little issue to attend to.   
   
I have a fuck-buddy, who also happens to be my friends sister. We've only had sex once, and it was pretty fucking neato'. However, beforehand, we set rules. No getting attached, no telling other people and no bragging.    
   
I stayed to those rules, it's cool by me. However, she didn't. She told her friend, she told a guy she really likes who happens to be my friend, and now her brother knows. So now, I want out.   
   
She's tried messaging me everyday, it's almost as if she's become attached to me. I've ignored every message from her up until a few minutes ago, where I swiftly got rid of her. She then came back just afterwards saying "How have you been??".   
   
I want out, but I fear I'm already in too deep.   
   
 Sadly, I have to see her every Wednesday, because we both attend the same evening class. How would one come around to leaving this special relationship of ours without causing anymore damage?
Right, my name's Sundip, and I have a little issue to attend to.

I have a fuck-buddy, who also happens to be my friends sister. We've only had sex once, and it was pretty fucking neato'. However, beforehand, we set rules. No getting attached, no telling other people and no bragging.

I stayed to those rules, it's cool by me. However, she didn't. She told her friend, she told a guy she really likes who happens to be my friend, and now her brother knows. So now, I want out.

She's tried messaging me everyday, it's almost as if she's become attached to me. I've ignored every message from her up until a few minutes ago, where I swiftly got rid of her. She then came back just afterwards saying "How have you been??".

I want out, but I fear I'm already in too deep.

Sadly, I have to see her every Wednesday, because we both attend the same evening class. How would one come around to leaving this special relationship of ours without causing anymore damage?
User avatar #104320 to #104312 - skeptical (11/24/2013) [-]
Move to Oregon, change your name to Ivan, and make living making car pretty
User avatar #104315 to #104312 - hawaiianhappysauce (11/24/2013) [-]
You were foolish enough to believe that the "friends with benefits" plan would work out. It never does.
#104298 - anonymous (11/24/2013) [-]
My girlfriend and I broke up after 11 months last night. I really didn't want to but we were both bored. We both still love each other and... After thanksgiving break we will finally see each other again in school. I want to talk to her so bad... The reason she broke up with me is because she loves me so much she cant stand to see herself bored when she is with me. And I can't stand it either. I just want her to be happy but I want to be with her. I am heartbroken... If anyone can piece together what I just said and help, I... Thank you in advance.
User avatar #104377 to #104298 - herbolifee (11/24/2013) [-]
I know you don't want to hear it mate, but I too smell bullshit. Like the other anon says, women lie a lot.
#104311 to #104298 - anonymous (11/24/2013) [-]
Yeah, I smell bullshit too. Speaking from experience, women lie. A lot.
User avatar #104304 to #104298 - hawaiianhappysauce (11/24/2013) [-]
That is a bullshit reason she is giving you. Obviously she is cheating on you.
#104305 to #104304 - anonymous (11/24/2013) [-]
I absolutely assure you she is not.
User avatar #104307 to #104305 - hawaiianhappysauce (11/24/2013) [-]
Sorry, but I just find that reason to be too weak. Who dates a guy for 11 months then uses a poor excuse to break it off? At least think about it.
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User avatar #104313 to #104309 - hawaiianhappysauce (11/24/2013) [-]
Ah, well in that case it won't matter whether or not she is cheating. My best friend was in her position, he said that he wasn't happy and just ended it. If anything, she is doing you a favor because if she isn't happy in the relationship she would just drag you down, she will eventually cheat, and you will be very damaged. It's time to move on. A real relationship doesn't care about that "spark." So if she wants more spark in her life and she thinks she can't have it with you, then you are going to have to let it go. By the looks of it, you are in College or High School where there are plenty of other people.
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#104306 to #104305 - anonymous (11/24/2013) [-]
I think Hawaiian is right. I wouldn't believe that reason either.
#104296 - anonymous (11/23/2013) [-]
I'm in what may or may not be an odd position, I'm not too sure, but it's making me feel a little down.I'm the type of person who is "friends" with pretty much anyone. I put friends in quotations because, while I can hold a good conversation with practically all of the people in my year at school, than that.

Passing someone in the corridor, there's always a friendly smile, fist bump or greeting, but it's never anything more that that. I'm never invited to parties, asked to hang out with anyone, or even really messaged, be it as a text or on facebook, and that makes me sort of sad. It's true that it takes 2 to start a conversation. On three different occasions however, people with whom I thought were close with have spontaneously cut all links with me because they were "sick of me talking" to them so much. So now if I notice myself being the main conversation-initiator I'll just stop, because I don't want to bother anyone.
User avatar #104299 to #104296 - awesomerninjathing (11/24/2013) [-]
I'm pretty much in the same situation, I know everyone but don't hang out with them
#104297 to #104296 - anonymous (11/23/2013) [-]
I dunno, I guess as far as problems go mine isn't a huge one, I don't have any real enemies, but I'm often lonely and I don't feel like I have real friends either. Not sure why I'm writing this either, but I wanted to get it off my chest.
User avatar #104326 to #104297 - irishpunker (11/24/2013) [-]
Hey, man, all that matters is how big these problems are to you. Social isolation is a big problem (particularly if you're in school). I can relate, man. When I was in school, I was a complete social outcast. I don't know why, I just was. Very view people liked me and the ones who did only liked me to talk to, they wouldn't ask me to hang out or anything. It created huge self esteem issues for me. Trust me, though, be who are, don't change for anyone and you WILL find friends and a social group that care about you. I promise.
User avatar #104295 - sexymeme (11/23/2013) [-]
I don't know where else to put this but is anyone else having youtube problems?
like the video stops loading half way through
User avatar #104380 to #104295 - herbolifee (11/24/2013) [-]
Yeah quite a few people are having this. They fucked up BAD with that major update. Will probably be fixed somewhere next week.
User avatar #104292 - majormoron ONLINE (11/23/2013) [-]
Does blue balling for any period of time improve performance or orgasm during sex, or does it not matter?
User avatar #104381 to #104292 - herbolifee (11/24/2013) [-]
For me personally it improves orgasms. The longer you don't have sex / fap the longer / more intense your orgasms feel. As for performance, I last less long when I havent fucked in a while, but I'm up for round 2 within 20 seconds as well.
User avatar #104419 to #104381 - majormoron ONLINE (11/25/2013) [-]
This is actually good info, thanks.

Any good advice as to get laid without having to lose all dignity and buying a hooker. I dont want any relationships right now though. Im going into the military and I just want to get the awkward portion of it out of the way. I n my opinion having sex for the first time with a person I cared about would be more magical if I knew what I was doing rather than not having a clue.
User avatar #104664 to #104419 - herbolifee (11/26/2013) [-]
Can't really help you there man. It always sorta just happened with me, and it's pretty much different for everyone if you ask me.
User avatar #104300 to #104292 - Leopard (11/24/2013) [-]
yes, but it doesn't matter in the end ur not getting laid
User avatar #104317 to #104300 - marinepenguin ONLINE (11/24/2013) [-]
Implying you get laid ever either.
User avatar #104359 to #104317 - Leopard (11/24/2013) [-]
Yes, and?
User avatar #104367 to #104359 - marinepenguin ONLINE (11/24/2013) [-]
Putting someone into an "insulting" category, that you also fit into, is a pretty ignorant thing to do.
User avatar #104308 to #104300 - majormoron ONLINE (11/24/2013) [-]
K.
#104285 - anonymous (11/23/2013) [-]
I'm feeling really down and I don't know who to talk to.
I truly want to commit suicide, but there's one thing preventing me. I want to tell the girl I love that I love her but I'm too scared to. That's all I want is for her to know how I feel about her. But after that, I feel I'd have to commit suicide because she'd think I'm some fucking weirdo who's been harassing her on Tumblr. I've been only able to tell her how I feel anonymously through Tumblr. Fuck, I'm even too much of a coward to post this with posting as anon. I truly hate myself.
User avatar #104290 to #104285 - austoboyko (11/23/2013) [-]
Wish i knew your username so we could message, i feel like just commenting won't help. Listen, don't kill yourself. I Used to be in your shoes but i realized suicide is cowardly, i'm sure you have your reasons, but i'm joining the army to put my life to use for humanity, Add my privately if you want someone to talk to about it, I'll keep it all between us. I want to help and know more.
User avatar #104331 to #104290 - dragondust (11/24/2013) [-]
Suicide is not cowardly.
Saying it is is contradictory because if life is something you just have to brave through, whats the point of living it.
User avatar #104332 to #104331 - austoboyko (11/24/2013) [-]
Suicide is cowardly, its the easy way out. I don't have respect for people who actually do kill themselves
User avatar #104288 to #104285 - MooseGnome (11/23/2013) [-]
You're not alone. I'm not sure anything I can say will help you, but I've been where you are. I attempted suicide twice and was put into an institution for my first attempt. Drugs, alcohol, self-harm, depression, anxiety, PTSD, eating disorders, I've been through them all. I can't sit here and tell you tomorrow will get better, because I've been through a thousand tomorrows that were worse. But I can tell you that you can get through it. This girl, who ever she may be, can't be the key to your life. You can't let your happiness depend on another person like that. I'm sorry to tell you, but you have to be your own hero. You have to save yourself and you have to stand up on your own. It's hard, it's lonely, and it's a brutal neverending fight, but you can do it.

People will yell at you and tell you that you're being selfish, I've been there too. Tune them out because they don't understand. In all honesty, the only person that can fully understand your fight is you. Not me, not them, not her, not anyone else but you. I know that you want to throw in the towel, but you need to realize that giving up on life only hands your pain to other people. I know you're in a dark place, but do you really want to give it to someone else?

This girl may be amazing, but you can't put your life based on her affection. She wont save you. You need to save you. You need to focus on fighting your own demons so when the day comes when this girl, or any other girl in the world, needs help fighting their demons you'll be there for them. The world is cold, people are selfish, and you need to save yourself. You. It wont be easy, but it can be done. I can sit here and honestly tell you that it's worth it. The happiness you will reach in your life makes all your current pain worth it. But don't gamble it all on her.
User avatar #104330 to #104288 - irishpunker (11/24/2013) [-]
I'll admit, I don't know shit about suicide. I'll admit, I've been depressed, but never suicidal and, thankfully, I don't have any close friends or family that committed suicide. But let me ask you this, is it really worth giving up the rest of your entire life for this small period in your life? And I'm not sure if your feeling suicidal BECAUSE of this girl or if it's just she's just the one preventing you from going through with it, but, either way, I recommend telling her how you feel. Maybe don't admit to sending her those things on Tumblr if you don't want to. And, please!, don't kill yourself because your feelings towards her aren't reciprocated.
User avatar #104280 - nigalthornberry (11/23/2013) [-]
Well seems like this school is shit its a class 3 and classified as failing
I would rather go to the private or the school right across town since this one seems to be ghetto trash and full of dicks i have friends there but the schools 90% trash and 5% normal 5% great

Dropout rate for mine is 56%
There's is 4%



#104278 - hankhillofthe (11/23/2013) [-]
Hey guys, I'm trying to build up a good computer for when I graduate high school this year.   
   
I'm not trying to make a superpower, but I do want a gaming pc where I won't have much problems, it's fine if I have to run Crysis 2 on a lower settings than high.   
   
I'm trying to be as cheap as possible.   
   
Criticize my setup, please.   
   
www.cyberpowerpc.com/system/CyberPower_Z87_Configurator
Hey guys, I'm trying to build up a good computer for when I graduate high school this year.

I'm not trying to make a superpower, but I do want a gaming pc where I won't have much problems, it's fine if I have to run Crysis 2 on a lower settings than high.

I'm trying to be as cheap as possible.

Criticize my setup, please.

www.cyberpowerpc.com/system/CyberPower_Z87_Configurator
User avatar #104301 to #104278 - Leopard (11/24/2013) [-]
You're going into college, and the first thing you want is a gaming PC..
#104341 to #104301 - hankhillofthe (11/24/2013) [-]
I'm not going to college.   
   
And to preface anyone who wants to ream me for that, fuck you, and I'm not listening.
I'm not going to college.

And to preface anyone who wants to ream me for that, fuck you, and I'm not listening.
User avatar #104360 to #104341 - Leopard (11/24/2013) [-]
Oh, your not going to college. I should have known.
User avatar #104362 to #104360 - hankhillofthe (11/24/2013) [-]
I wasn't implying anything, there's no need for passive-agressive butthurtedness.
User avatar #104363 to #104362 - Leopard (11/24/2013) [-]
Passive aggressive? Me? No haha.

Don't be silly.

Don't be.
User avatar #104283 to #104278 - heraske ONLINE (11/23/2013) [-]
Get a 660 instead of a 650. No point in having a shit equilibrium between processor and GPU.

Other than that decent.

Also look for a 2GB GPU, not a 1GB.
User avatar #104267 - bcsaint (11/23/2013) [-]
well it's about time to do some Christmas shopping, my sister has a 3 year old son and a 2 year old daughter we live in rural iowa, any ideas?
User avatar #104291 to #104267 - austoboyko (11/23/2013) [-]
What are their favorite movies and shows? Stick to things relevant to them, i know kids really enjoy things from one or two shows. My sister when she was two started to get things like, very simple puzzles, learning things and some cool things like toy phones (cool to her)
#104279 to #104267 - gamergirlmel (11/23/2013) [-]
Lego. Lots and lots of Lego.
User avatar #104268 to #104267 - advicedude (11/23/2013) [-]
Give them the gift of love and sentimentality.
User avatar #104269 to #104268 - bcsaint (11/23/2013) [-]
but they're little shits
User avatar #104272 to #104269 - advicedude (11/23/2013) [-]
Socks. Get them socks.
User avatar #104273 to #104272 - bcsaint (11/23/2013) [-]
problem, i'm the cool uncle, and i need to keep that status
User avatar #104257 - dapokekid (11/23/2013) [-]
-AMD ATHLON II X2 270 PROCESSOR 3.4GHZ
-NVIDIA GEFORCE 8400 GS - 512MB GRAPHIC CARD
-CD RW / DVD±RW Dual Layer Writer Lightscribe Burner Drive
-400 GB SATA HARD DRIVE
-5GB DDR3 MEMORY RAM
-MEMORY CARD READER
-WIFI

PC for £100 is it worth it
User avatar #104271 to #104257 - advicedude (11/23/2013) [-]
plus you can probably replace anything you don't want or need to upgrade
User avatar #104270 to #104257 - advicedude (11/23/2013) [-]
Sounds great but there must be something wrong for a computer for 100
User avatar #104258 to #104257 - Timmietim (11/23/2013) [-]
Would not buy
can't do anything with it
User avatar #104259 to #104258 - dapokekid (11/23/2013) [-]
Whats wrong with it
User avatar #104260 to #104259 - Timmietim (11/23/2013) [-]
Everything
Don't get a pc for 100 , assuming you want to play some games it's fucking shit.
User avatar #104261 to #104260 - dapokekid (11/23/2013) [-]
i would only want to play minecraft and a little bit of league of legends because i have a ps3
User avatar #104262 to #104261 - Timmietim (11/23/2013) [-]
Yeah nope.
User avatar #104263 to #104262 - dapokekid (11/23/2013) [-]
really?
User avatar #104264 to #104263 - Timmietim (11/23/2013) [-]
Dude it's 100 pounds, what do you expect?
You get what you pay for.
User avatar #104265 to #104264 - dapokekid (11/23/2013) [-]
Thanks
#104254 - bonlino (11/23/2013) [-]
Funnyjunk, Is there a type of machinegun, light machinegun, heavy machinegun, etc. which cocks like a shotgun? ive wondered since the ps2 game shadow the hedgehog.
User avatar #104284 to #104254 - skeptical (11/23/2013) [-]
that was a good fuckin game
User avatar #104281 to #104254 - MooseGnome (11/23/2013) [-]
I've never heard of it, but there are a lot of weird weapon systems out there so it could exist. With shotguns and lever action weapons, you're just chambering one round in front of a firing pin with every pump, so to think that there's an automatic weapon with the ability to chamber multiple rounds at once seems impossible to me. Just because it's in a game, doesn't mean it's real.
#104256 to #104254 - ipostcp (11/23/2013) [-]
you mean like when you reload the gun? or like every time a bullet is spent?

also im pretty sure you were high when you played that game.
#104249 - anonymous (11/23/2013) [-]
what the fuck is a wang chung!?
User avatar #104243 - teoberry (11/23/2013) [-]
How do you clean snapbacks/that type of hat. The brim of one of mine is dirty, and the actual part with the logo and whatnot on it is dirty, and the hat means a lot to me, so is there a good way to clean it?
User avatar #104274 to #104243 - unncommon (11/23/2013) [-]
Usually to clean a hat I've always put them in the dish washer.
But they're not #yolo#swag hats so I'd recommend either the dish washer or letting it sit in a bucket of soapy water for a while.
User avatar #104248 to #104243 - misticalz ONLINE (11/23/2013) [-]
Old Toothbrush + non bleaching laundry detergent + water + light scrubbing = clean.
I did it with my neon yellow shoes, so it should work on your hat.
User avatar #104245 to #104244 - teoberry (11/23/2013) [-]
The thing is, I got one of them in california at a dodgers game so I don't wanna ruin it.
User avatar #104246 to #104245 - teoberry (11/23/2013) [-]
thanks tho theo :_
User avatar #104236 - thecomkiller (11/23/2013) [-]
So I've known this girl for almost 2 weeks but I've only seen her twice, granted it was for several hours both times. Anyway, I'm freaking out because I know I'm only gonna see her a couple more times before the only class we have together is over so I'm freaking out (did I mention that) but I managed to find her facebook and I don't know if it would seem weird (read: creepy) if I add her and ask her out via said site?
Or am I over-thinking all this?
I'm pry over-thinking it.
I do that.
did I mention I'm freaking out?
User avatar #104240 to #104236 - awesomerninjathing (11/23/2013) [-]
As long as you've talked a few times and she knows who you are, go ahead and add her. Do it over the weekend though.

DO NOT ask her out over facebook however.
User avatar #104241 to #104240 - thecomkiller (11/23/2013) [-]
why the weekend specifically?
User avatar #104242 to #104241 - awesomerninjathing (11/23/2013) [-]
less awkward when you see her like "oh I added this person on facebook yesterday"
User avatar #104237 to #104236 - MooseGnome (11/23/2013) [-]
First, chill. People can pick up when you're freaking out. Second, don't come off as creepy and add her on FB unless you two are chill in class. Get talking with her a lot in class with the time you have left, then add her, then TALK to her some more on FB, then try to chill. Be a friend first before you even think about asking her out.
#104230 - smashingkills (11/23/2013) [-]
So, my friend's birthday is coming up and she loves literature. So could you guys give me some ideas for a story? Just a location or something would help me get started.
User avatar #104302 to #104230 - Leopard (11/24/2013) [-]
Friendzoned, are you?
User avatar #104266 to #104230 - sauditwo (11/23/2013) [-]
london
whenever oliver twist was
User avatar #104234 to #104230 - advicedude (11/23/2013) [-]
Get her the Road. Very good book.
User avatar #104232 to #104230 - MooseGnome (11/23/2013) [-]
What kind of story are you going for? Sci-fi, horror, just boring fiction, or what?
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