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#193927 - nutone
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(08/13/2015) [-]
So this is probably going to be put in a cringe comp but whatever. Basically I'm thinking about giving up on trying to date women at all. Throughout my college experience every girl I've approached has either used me or flat out rejected me. I'm not afraid of rejection, I'm just not even sure they are even worth pursuing anymore. I've started reading some PUA stuff and realized that many women are just self-absorbed cunts. It told me rejection isn't bad and that it helps you learn. On one hand I want to hook up with women, but on the other hand I know that if I do hook up I could end up in jail if the next day they decided they regret it. What I'm asking is should I give up on women/dating or should I risk it just because?
#194003 to #193927 - mondominiman
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(08/14/2015) [-]
Try online dating? Go for sites that charge since the women tend to be more serious. I mean who would pay $30-50 a month Ive never looked up the prices of an actual site before so these are random numbers just to reject everyone.
#193934 to #193927 - minutes
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(08/13/2015) [-]
Not every girl is a cunt.
Have you ever heard of someone being accused of rape like that in real life, from anyone you know? Right, me neither. Because it doesn't happen that much.

Face the truth, you will never be truly happy while being alone. Also, giving up is for fucking losers.
#193933 to #193927 - plantain
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(08/13/2015) [-]
Nice generalization, dude. If you think a reading a PUA site makes you some kind of psychologist, you're fucking retarded.

First things first: if you go around saying that all women are bitches, that's the problem. No one wants to date an asshole, and you sound like one. So get that shit out of here.

The rejection part is actually true. Don't be afraid of rejection, it only lasts a minute. You're not in highschool anymore, so no one is going to be gossiping about you around the school.

The chance of actually getting arrested on a false rape charge filed by a regretful partner is a lot lower than you think. Just make sure you're both sober, both legal, not on any drugs, that she's mentally stable, and that it's obviously consensual.

DO NOT GIVE UP, mate. You can do it. Just throw your fedora in the flames and stamp out the fire with your trenchcoat. You CAN do it, mate. I promise you that if you try hard enough, you'll find someone. It's statistically impossible for someone who actually tries their best to fail in finding a GF. Just don't act like an idiot, emphasize your good qualities, make your likes, dislikes, and hobbies clear, and take care of your appearance and hygiene.

Now here's what I want you to do: By next Saturday (the 22nd), I want you to have asked a girl out, or I'm putting this in a cringe comp and sending it to 4chan.

Give me a shout once you have, or if you want any more advice.
#193926 - flflfl
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(08/13/2015) [-]
are you able to get a phd in culinary?
#193931 to #193930 - flflfl
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(08/13/2015) [-]
wow. a Dr. chef
#193932 to #193931 - schurftinator
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(08/13/2015) [-]
yeah! though it seems like if you get a phd in culinary, it will be more for other positions than actually kitchen work.
#193928 to #193926 - anon
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(08/13/2015) [-]
Doubtful maybe a masters put probably not a doctorate
#193929 to #193928 - flflfl
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(08/13/2015) [-]
i think its weird you can get a phd in things like english so i was wondering. since i dont see how much more you can learn about english than culinary
#193922 - smokekusheveryday
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(08/13/2015) [-]
Im not really sure if this is the right board to ask my question on
but Im thinking of buying my girlfriend katlyn a bottle of red wine for her birthday that in a week...... but i dont know shit about wines...... i was looking for somethin betwenn 20-30 dollars.
If anyone can lay some knowlegde about wines on me that'd be great!
#193924 to #193922 - anon
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(08/13/2015) [-]
Depends on how yous plan on drinking. If its for a date type of thing, then the classy sophisticated one suits. Im not sure of your selection there. If its as a casual drink for when watching tv or something, something preferably enjoyable like yellow tail.
#193925 to #193924 - smokekusheveryday
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(08/13/2015) [-]
Well it's really more for my girlfriend than me ( i dont know why but wines fuck with my tastes bude ) but thaty sounds good thank you
#193919 - darksideofthebeast
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(08/13/2015) [-]
Any guitarists on here?

If so, I have a question.. It's more of a confidence thing and a serious question..
Ok, I've been playing for about 6 3/4 years, I was wondering if being able to play stuff like Between The Buried And Me - Bloom (Lyrics Video) this song is good for being 6 3/4 years into guitar?
It just occured to me today that I'm probably not as good as I should be Bloom- BTBAM -- Cover here is a cover, it's very outdated and I can pretty much play this song (besides solo) with no faults now. Iron Maiden - Hallowed Be Thy Name -- Cover this is a better cover that sounds more up to date...
It just kind of hit me that I could be better at guitar than I am from watching all these crazy guitarists on youtube...
If someone who plays guitar could judge (or just anyone experienced in music) my playing or just listen to that song that I can play good, could you give me an honest opinion about if you think it's good or bad or if I'm lacking for how many years I've played, it'd be greatly appreciated!
Thanks guys, I want full honest opinions just from people who have experience with music...
#193923 to #193919 - advicedude
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(08/13/2015) [-]
I have played guitar for just about the same time and all I can say is practice all your scales, triads, fingerpicking, sweeping, trills, and taps. All the fundamentals and use that to build off of it. Also, keep trying to learn songs you hear!
#193920 to #193919 - darksideofthebeast
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(08/13/2015) [-]
And I know this is skimming the "advice" section, but where that comes in is that I'd like to hear any advice you have on my playing for me to get better, if you have advice on techniques you know that can help me get a lot better or something, I'd love to hear it.
Thanks guys. Also, if you yourself have stuff posted on youtube, link me it as well so I can hear your stuff.
#193917 - anon
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(08/13/2015) [-]
Im not into beastiality but gurl dragons and raptors look sexy as hell for some reason.
I dont find any other species attractive aside from humans of course
#193999 to #193917 - advice
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(08/14/2015) [-]
that makes you a scalie, it's an evolved form of furry
#193918 to #193917 - iridium ONLINE
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(08/13/2015) [-]
This is advice.
#193909 - darksideofthebeast
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(08/13/2015) [-]
Hello /advice/
I take ritalin and I don't know if this is related, I haven't been sleeping much lately (I know this is from the ritalin, but I'm getting to the point) I was up for 33 hours last night and I still wasn't tired, I finally fell asleep and slept for a good amount of time, enough to recover.
But today I started to get a weird feeling, a paranoid, weird feeling. I started getting this weird feeling of going insane?
I started getting intrusive thoughts (nothing terrible, I've had that before) but this time my mind was fixated on it, I started thinking I was going crazy and hurt people...
I just don't like this feeling, it was weird.
so my question is, is this a natural paranoid feeling that I'm just getting? Is this related to the sleep problems lately? could this be a new side effect of ritalin?
I also drank a monster today and a lot of mountain dew, could that be causing my ritalin comedown to worsen?
I don't know, it's just been bad today...
I also took a little bit of morphine and I'm coming off of it the same time my ritalin is coming down, I would really like someone to give me some advice
thanks guys.
#193911 to #193909 - thedudeistheman
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(08/13/2015) [-]
www.addforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=46961

Some people on here seem to say that energy drinks enhance the side effects, or just caffeine in general. I did find that paranoia could be a side effect of ritalin, although uncommon. Could be due to the caffeine. Take that with a grain of salt though. I don't know how legitimate the websites were.

Everyone says it, but ask a doctor to be safe.

And 33 hours in just one night!
#193913 to #193911 - darksideofthebeast
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(08/13/2015) [-]
Also, I don't go to the doc for about 2 weeks, but I will ask.
I think it was just the excess caffeine tbh cause like I said... I never drink this much with ritalin and now I have...
#193912 to #193911 - darksideofthebeast
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(08/13/2015) [-]
I believe you are right... I take benadryl now to calm down after the ritalin comedown, but as soon as it kicked in, those nasty thoughts went away.
And yea, 33 hours after doing it the night/day before for about 30 ish...
Really weird, but it was my fault.
But thank you for the advice though, I had a shit ton of mtn dew today, a monster (don't ever drink this much on ritalin) and I took a morphine that is coming out of my system at the same time as ritalin... So yea, probably just anger/anxiety/paranoia.
But thanks, man. That confirms it.
#193914 to #193912 - thedudeistheman
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(08/13/2015) [-]
No problem, glad I could help out.
#193906 - anon
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(08/13/2015) [-]
I'm in a relationship and I've never felt so lonely before.
#193910 to #193906 - braveblue
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(08/13/2015) [-]
Let me guess, either you like her so much and you want to spend every waking moment with her but you can't and you'd rather wait for her and prioritize her over your friends.

Or she's suddenly really distant. Maybe it's not really possible for you guys to hang out as much or perhaps the relationship turned into a long distance relationship.

I'm just gonna assume you are a guy because FunnyJunk and girls don't exist on the internet. If you are a girl I apologize.

Let me know what's up so I can help you further. I can probably shed some light on somethings.
#193938 to #193910 - anon
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(08/13/2015) [-]
long distance and I'm a girl. He seems as happy as ever but idk if I can make this work much longer.
#193939 to #193938 - braveblue
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(08/13/2015) [-]
What seems to be the problem?
#193954 to #193939 - anon
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(08/13/2015) [-]
he got promoted twice and now he works so often we hardly ever talk.
#193974 to #193954 - braveblue
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(08/14/2015) [-]
If you guys at least talk once a day or video chat once a day, that should be enough. If you aren't seeing him or talking to him everyday I could see that being a problem.

You should tell him that you are lonely and want to talk more. Relationships are all about communication and trust. If you don't tell him that you are lonely and miss him, he isn't going to know, it's likely he's going through the same thing where he's secretly depressed he can't see you. I don't know what kind of work he does but I'm sure he could cut back on some hours.

If you can't handle the long distance relationship and being unable to talk to him everyday then you should just end it with him or try and work something out before you do. It's better not to drag things out too much if you are unable to stay in the relationship so you both can move on.
#193908 to #193906 - spookyexplain
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(08/13/2015) [-]
mabye you need more friends?
#193905 - anon
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(08/13/2015) [-]
So I've been going through a pretty rough breakup. Were together for 10 years, I'm 28.

I start hooking up with a more mature woman recently, she's 38. Last night I stayed at her place, where she has 2 kids, and after they went to bed, we had some ridiculous sex. It was great, she finished 7 times before it ended, but the issue is, she couldn't make me finish for ANYTHING.

I even tried when I got home and nothing. Could there be a medical issue here? Getting hard ain't a problem and I doubt nerves could make it that bad. I've had blue balls all day lol.
#193916 to #193905 - sugoi ONLINE
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(08/13/2015) [-]
Try whacking off to some more exotic porn to see if you're just desensitized., if no dice then medical advice may be best.
#193902 - majormoron ONLINE
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(08/13/2015) [-]
Hey yo so Im looking for more feedback on these style videos, so please let me know what you think, and thank you for your time. It means a lot to me.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9QZev3qaOI
#193921 to #193902 - oxidoferroso ONLINE
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(08/13/2015) [-]
Lose that gay intro, we are not in 2008 anymore
#193901 - ishallsmiteyou
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(08/13/2015) [-]
I'm trying to get a small computer business off of the ground, centering around custom computers. Nobody I know will invest in it though, probably because:
A. I have no money to begin with.
B. I have no way of advertising outside of Kijij and craigslist.

So I need help figuring out how to advertise my services, and figure out how to get the funding to start going. Crowdfunding is an option, but I don't know how to get that any notoriety either.
#193904 to #193901 - citruslord
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(08/13/2015) [-]
Starting your own business, you pretty much have to have your own capital to start with. No one will invest until you prove it profitable, which will take time.
Social media is a powerful tool, and should be used as much as possible. Facebook, twitter, google+ even. Word of mouth is also fantastic, as are business cards and signage.
Something like that, from the ground up, will more than likely not be profitable for the first year or two atleast. You'd be best off having another job that is steady to fund the startup until it's self sustainable. Everyone I know who started businesses did so.
#193874 - anon
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(08/12/2015) [-]
Im beginning to like my best friends sister in a romantic way, what should i do?
#193877 to #193874 - thesuperintendent
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(08/12/2015) [-]
fuck her
#193875 to #193874 - russkaja
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(08/12/2015) [-]
Ask if your best friend is ok with it in a very subtle way. Your best friends relation with sister can also be important dont shit where you eat .
If he is ok with it, he can also potentially wingman you.

If he's not okay and you value your friendship, Id advise you not doing anything stupid. Don't make beta decisions.
#193876 to #193875 - anon
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(08/12/2015) [-]
Weirdly Im generally not as beta as i think i am with this sort of stuff but yeah i really dont want to mess anything up. Thanks for the advice
#193865 - manymanymangoes
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(08/12/2015) [-]
My cat gave birth to 7 cats
3 of them have died now.
I keep them In a 70 degree (f) room, and their mom is healthy and they're all eating and everything. Any advice?
#193867 to #193865 - misticalz
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(08/12/2015) [-]
they just pass out and die?
#193872 to #193867 - dreygur
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(08/12/2015) [-]
It's pretty common for animals to die at birth.
#193873 to #193872 - misticalz
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(08/12/2015) [-]
#193863 - blynx
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(08/12/2015) [-]
I don't often talk to you wankers but I was wondering if it was morally wrong to use Gofundme in order to buy my Girlfriend a 21st birthday present since I can't find a job and my rent eats all of my student allowance. Your thoughts?
#193868 to #193863 - makotoitou
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(08/12/2015) [-]
Nothing is morally wrong on Gofundme. If people fund you it's their choice.
#193849 - anonrandom
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(08/12/2015) [-]
I'm probably getting into a relationship with a filipino girl soon. What do I need to know, or be on guard for? What can I look forward to?
#193887 to #193849 - aceofshadows
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(08/12/2015) [-]
Look forward to great food. Seriously my moms side of the family is filipino and although I can' t remember the names of everything you can tell they know what they're doing. As far as religion goes it shouldn't be a big deal but be careful about the subject with her parents or try not to bring it up.
#193884 to #193849 - oxidoferroso ONLINE
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(08/12/2015) [-]
A penis
#193857 to #193849 - anonassassin
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(08/12/2015) [-]
If she can cook, look forward to her cooking Filipino food. Also voice, most girls I know here in the PH can sing quite well, it's a stereotype, but it's true.

Some of us are proud of our country, so be careful about insulting the culture or country. Unless of course they're cool with it.

Also, most of us are religious, so try to bear with it if you're not religious.
#193858 to #193857 - anonrandom
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(08/12/2015) [-]
Got no intention of insulting her homeland haha. I am a bit picky and non- adventurous when it comes to food, going to be a bit of a hurdle. Seems she is religious, but I've not determined how much yet, or if my own complete lack of religion will be a problem for her.
#193859 to #193858 - anonassassin
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(08/12/2015) [-]
Religion can be a make or break thing with Filipino girls, especially if their whole family is religious. But as long as you don't act like the edgelord atheists and respect their religion, you're good bruh.
#193860 to #193859 - anonrandom
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(08/12/2015) [-]
I'm definitely not edgelord haha. I think she probably had some idea of it going in though, so probably ok I guess.
#193853 to #193849 - iridium ONLINE
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(08/12/2015) [-]
Is she from the Philippines or is she just Filipina ethnically?

The only stereotype I know about Filipino people is they love to sing. I know like one dude from Taguig but he's a fucking nerd so he's not much help. Um, just try not to look at it as a relationship with a Filipina girl, just a relationship with a girl. If that helps.
#193856 to #193853 - anonrandom
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(08/12/2015) [-]
She's from over there. I know she's just a girl haha, but there's cultural differences and forewarned is forearmed, so I'm trying to be ready.
#193850 to #193849 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(08/12/2015) [-]
Having to kill her in the upcoming race war
#193851 to #193850 - anonrandom
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(08/12/2015) [-]
I knew I should have specified we're in NZ...
#193846 - anon
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(08/12/2015) [-]
Story time.
It's about one foreign girl I met years ago, my close friend tells me she may be crazy.

I went to a summercamp and made out with this girl, but we stopped doing so because she wanted another guy. She was deemed a slut by everyone there and I got mad as hell.

Then she started talking to me when we were back to our countries. At first I was mad and I would only insult her, but I ended up having nice conversations and forgiving her. Next year after that she came to my city on holidays, we got to see each other two times and made up, just before I left to other city (to see another girl).

So during two more years she's been texting me, sending me nudes and whannot. Now she's here for 10 days and she wants to fuck me.

Girl has never given a handjob.
Girl has never given a blowjob.
Girl is virgin. (Confirmed)

To sum up. A girl I saw during 15 days in a summercamp has been waiting for 3 years to do naughty stuff and lose her virginity to a guy from other country she's seen twice. How fucking crazy is she?
#193892 to #193846 - hirollin
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(08/12/2015) [-]
i think it's nice. virgins are rare as shit, not in foreign countries. but in western countries they like unicorns.
#193869 to #193846 - makotoitou
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(08/12/2015) [-]
do it
#193862 to #193846 - eightbitgangster
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(08/12/2015) [-]
Fuck her and then ignore the living hell out of her,
#193848 to #193846 - serhiy
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(08/12/2015) [-]
don't stick your dick into crazy.
#193845 - anon
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(08/12/2015) [-]
Fox main in 64.
Fox main in melee.
Fox main in PM.
Fox main in Sm4sh.

Other characters are ok but why is 20XX the fucking funnest and overall best character throughout the series.
#193864 to #193845 - welliguessitsaname
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(08/12/2015) [-]
why did you post this
#193861 to #193845 - dreygur
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(08/12/2015) [-]
Because he and Pikachu will never not be high+ tier
#193841 - anon
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(08/12/2015) [-]
anon because anon
>be me, 22, manlet and slightly disfigured because genes
>did kiss once, but nothing beyond that
however still being a virgin has really been getting on my nerves lately. Should I just get a whore and get it over with? why/why not, and what would realistically my chances be with regular romance?
#193915 to #193841 - snarfalupticus
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(08/13/2015) [-]
From personal experience sex is overrated.
#193878 to #193841 - anon
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(08/12/2015) [-]
lol
#193854 to #193841 - iridium ONLINE
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(08/12/2015) [-]
I knew a rather fat dude who dated one of the hottest chicks in school back in High School. His whole thing was he was a very well spoken person and very funny. So don't let having an "unattractive trait" stop you. There's plenty of chicks who are fine with small guys.

And no, losing your virginity to a hooker is like eating a donut for breakfast. Technically you had something, but it wasn't fucking breakfast and you're just left hungry and ashamed afterwards. Lose it to someone you actually convinced to fuck you.
#193844 to #193841 - misticalz
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(08/12/2015) [-]
I don't think a whore is a good idea.
I think the first time you have sex it should actually be about love, and you should both respect each other.
Just don't let it bother you. You need to go outside and just be confident.
Tone up your body.

How disfigured are we talkin?
#193827 - steezyman
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(08/12/2015) [-]
Alright everyone i need relationship advice.

Ok so i'm already aware im an asshole no need to point that out. So I've been dating this girl for over 2 years but im starting to lose it. Shes at summer sessions for college and we're long distance. im about to go into my freshman year, anyway, she's starting to get on my nerves for shit that i know shouldn't bother me. I get annoyed when she tells me about how much fun she has. I mean somewhere im happy for her but its buried beneath resent almost. I think im used to her being quiet and me having more friends? I hate to admit that but its true. But now its little things, like she'll correct me and (in my head) ill become so fucking bitter and butt hurt. Why is this happening FJ?
#193866 to #193827 - braveblue
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(08/12/2015) [-]
Don't get upset at your girlfriend just because she's having fun. If you are scared about her cheating on you then you might as well just not even be in a relationship with her. If you can't trust her you can't have a relationship, or at least a good one.
#193880 to #193866 - steezyman
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(08/12/2015) [-]
I'm not worried about her cheating, just i dont know how long distance will work. I loved doing things and experiencing my teenage years with her. And now i feel kind of left behind while she's moving on. And im worried as hell i wont be as good at college as her. Like i always thought we'd both go and kinda struggle together to adjust but now she has this big head start.
#193881 to #193880 - braveblue
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(08/12/2015) [-]
Then one up her and show her that you are as strong as her, or even stronger. Sure she will be doing things without you but so are you. Don't let the fact that things have changed stop you or slow you down. Don't ever doubt her either because once you stop trusting her you will start having bad thoughts. If it's meant to be it's meant to be. Just keep living on and improve yourself.
#193882 to #193881 - steezyman
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(08/12/2015) [-]
I hope i can at least keep up and be happy with what I've got. I think the minute I become happy I'll stop dwelling on petty jealousy. I'll definitely show her I can stand on my own. Thanks man, this really helped.
#193883 to #193882 - braveblue
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(08/12/2015) [-]
Yeah well I've seen many relationships fall because of rapid change. You just got to adapt and keep up with your partner.

Just think if the roles were reversed and she was the one with petty jealousy over the little things you would have done. Good luck and don't fuck it up.
#193838 to #193827 - misticalz
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(08/12/2015) [-]
Cuz ur probably thinking of that classic story in movies where
"My girlfriend goes to College and cheats on me"
Maybe, idk man
#193825 - anon
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(08/12/2015) [-]
Sometimes, I get the feeling that the reason I sleep with so many people is because I know none of them are gonna care about me enough to stay. and when I do find the rare person who'll stay, I fuck it up by being emotionally hot and cold.




And it hurts to know that I'm an astounding piece of shit.
#193826 to #193825 - anon
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(08/12/2015) [-]
and to know that no one really cares.
#193829 to #193826 - steezyman
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(08/12/2015) [-]
My advice would just be to not sleep with people that quickly. try a different scene than you're used to for meeting women. The right women is out there, you just have to be looking for the right things when you see her. And id you get her to stay around talk to her about your emotional problems. If shes the right one you'll both work past it.
#193823 - murrlogic
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(08/12/2015) [-]
One of these days, someone at Tomayo is gonna kick my ass. Like he is gonna kick my ass until I am dead.

A lot of people who work at my job (which is ending soon because everyone is getting moderate-severe budget cuts) were all in the same hallway (since they live in tomayo) were bitching about work, living in tomayo in general, and having no money

Now there is this one guy there who lives in the room right next to mine on the right hand side...he’s a little fucked in the head and possibly unstable. I know this considering he has bags underneath his eyes that get darker and darker every day which means he’s probably not sleeping.

He’s lived in Tomayo the longest it seems and he went up to me and told me to shut my fucking face. He told me he was sick of my shit and if I kept talking shit i’d get my ass kicked

His girlfriend said the same thing. In my head I was thinking “You fuckwits actually give a shit about a place that has no hot water, A dryer that breaks down every day, and the feeling of bitter lonliness?”

There counterargument to this is “Would you rather be homeless.” Hate to break this to you friend that’s not an argument that is an absolution. Because you, me, and all the youth will be homeless one day. Maybe today, maybe tomorrow, maybe a year from now.