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#195295 - anon
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(08/28/2015) [-]
I'm looking for some new bands to listen to. Right now, I mostly listen to Nightwish and Daft Punk, but I love listening to 80's bands like Genesis and Bon Jovi. Anyone have any suggestions?
#195298 to #195295 - confusedasian
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(08/28/2015) [-]
Black Tide - Shout Does this do it for you? Their newer stuff is a little different vocal-wise, but their old stuff is pretty solid.
#195299 to #195298 - confusedasian
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(08/28/2015) [-]
Not picking favorites. I like them both. The newer stuff a little more.
#195300 to #195299 - anon
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(08/28/2015) [-]
I've heard that song before but I can't remember from where.
#195292 - sphincterface ONLINE
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(08/27/2015) [-]
So, can someone possibly make an edit of the '200% Mad' thing so it makes '200% Madden?'.....I need it for reasons and I am not good with editing.
#195294 to #195292 - nought
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(08/27/2015) [-]
this is advice, not request
#195284 - anon
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(08/27/2015) [-]
i just noticed that my right hand fingers are not the same length as my left hand. my index and ring finger of the left hand is same length but the ring finger of the right hand is noticeably longer than the right hand index finger. any idea to why that is?
#195290 to #195284 - dreygur
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(08/27/2015) [-]
Since body development isn't a flawless process, not everything on the left and right will be exactly the same size.
#195285 to #195284 - dehumanizer
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(08/27/2015) [-]
you masturabte too much
#195286 to #195285 - anon
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(08/27/2015) [-]
i masturbate with my left. i have same strength in both hands.
#195288 to #195286 - yourinvisiblegf
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(08/27/2015) [-]
yes, masturbation reduce the size of your hand
#195291 to #195288 - braveblue
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(08/27/2015) [-]
It also adds to your dick size until your hands disappear.

Theoretically you could just keep masturbating until your hands disappear and until you get a 20inch dick.
#195280 - Churd ONLINE
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(08/27/2015) [-]

i have a fender blues jr. guitar amp, and i would like to run it through a orange 2x12 speaker cabinet. The amp is 8ohm, and the cabinet is 16ohm. Am i going to fuck my shit up if I try this? I dont know anything about electronics, i dont even know what an ohm is. I just dont want to fry my amp, or catch myself on fire.
#195273 - delio
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(08/27/2015) [-]
. Im thinking of joining the US Army to be a 92G. I figured it was cheaper to do that than go to a culinary school plus I get to basically go to any base/location I want. Problem is, I weigh 125 and have to be at least 130-135ish (im 5'11). Will the army still take me to boot camp if I am underweight? I have heard most gain about 5-10lb after they leave basic
#195296 to #195273 - anon
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(08/28/2015) [-]
They're very strict on weight in the Army, you could pass out or be overworked if you're not the proper weight. You could try talking to your Basic Counselor about it but they'll probably say the same thing. It would be safer for you to just gain 5 pounds and then joined.
#195289 to #195273 - yourinvisiblegf
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(08/27/2015) [-]
4 heavy meals a day + some exercises
#195271 - animationexplain
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(08/27/2015) [-]
thoughts?
#195345 to #195271 - joshlol
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(08/28/2015) [-]
just keep your door closed brah
#195330 to #195271 - softdoritocat
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(08/28/2015) [-]
Honestly, just buy a bin with a swing thingy on top (pic related)

But you're the one who's right. This is her cat and her responsibility, you're not being a jerk by forgetting to close the door - shit like that happens. I understand her reaction - calling and yelling, I would probably do the same because my cat is like a child to me. Not saying that's the right reaction, but I don't blame her - her cat could have serious troubles after eating plastic so she got upset and scared and kinda took it out on you. Understandable.

But she's completely wrong to stand her ground like this - she needs to think of better solution of how to keep her cat out of your room or prevent it from eating plastic. My advise would be a better bin - so a cat can't get any trash out of it even if you forget to close the door. I understand that cat only eats plastic and no other trash? If that's the case I'd recommend to make or buy a spray that smells and tastes bad for a cat. It needs to be safe to eat in case smell or flavor won't scare the cat away. I think the cheapest and best option is to buy lemons (cats hate citruses' smell and flavor), get juice and then make 2 sprays for you and her - whenever you throw away something plastic just spray it with lemon juice. It's gonna be really annoying for 2-3 weeks but after this time her cat should learn that plastic tastes awful and it will stop going and looking for it.
#195302 to #195271 - anon
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(08/28/2015) [-]
That's the dumbest argument ever. You don't want a cat to eat trash out of your room? Close the door. Really, it's not that hard. I get that it's a hassle but really, it's just closing your door OR keeping your trash out of reach of the cat.
#195287 to #195271 - dorkledumbs
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(08/27/2015) [-]
Values cat over roomie
Let her move out
#195281 to #195271 - dehumanizer
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(08/27/2015) [-]
tldr
#195274 to #195271 - youngneil ONLINE
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(08/27/2015) [-]
Cat person is a bitch.
#195269 - anon
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(08/27/2015) [-]
I messaged her and we talked for a little bit then at about 10 we just stopped. Messenger says she hasn't been active for the time since but she's been on twitter
Idk what to think of this
#195270 to #195269 - braveblue
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(08/27/2015) [-]
Well we don't know anything because you really haven't told us anything. You're gonna have to give us a little more if you want us to understand.
#195272 to #195270 - anon
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(08/27/2015) [-]
Me like girl
Me message her
Then this happen
#195275 to #195272 - braveblue
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(08/27/2015) [-]
Don't think too much about the situation. If you like her well I don't know, you haven't really told us anything at all. Just because you talk doesn't mean anything is in between you guys. I'm not even sure what's going on. I'm just gonna give the generic answer and say that you should just think nothing of it.

Casual talk is normal. Just because she isn't talking to you doesn't mean she hates you or isn't interested in you. From what I can tell with the information given.
#195277 to #195275 - anon
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(08/27/2015) [-]
Should I try messaging her again later or tomorrow? I was telling her to get better since she was pretty sick when she stopped.
#195278 to #195277 - braveblue
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(08/27/2015) [-]
You should message her tomorrow or some other day and bring up her illness. Things such as "Are you feeling any better?" work. Good luck bro.
#195263 - anon
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(08/27/2015) [-]
I could use some opinions here.

So my gf has this male best friend. They know each other since first grade and he lives like right next to her. The thing is, this guy is a fucking asshole. He is like, the exact opposite of her, he's disgusting, rude and unbelievable dumb. But that's not everything, he's also hitting on her constantly. Now there is a fine line between being really good friends and flirting and all that stuff, but I really can't just sit there and watch. I told him to fuck off serveral times, to the point where we almost got into a fight once. I am not jealous, I know that she would never do anything with that guy. She was single for ages before we met and they still never got any closer

We've been together for years at this point and I completely trust her, but I just get really mad when anyone is hitting on her. If it's some drunken guy on a party I am okay with that, she just tells them that she's taken and they go. But this guy knows very well that we're in a relationship, so it's just fucking respectless. Personally, I feel like that is a spit into my face everytime.

Now I don't want to tell her who she's allowed to be friends with or anything like that, they don't see each other that often and I usually don't meet him at all. But there is a music festival coming up that we will all attend. It's a 3 day thing and because they are all friends, I am sure they want us to have our tent next to them. On the side note, I am not the only one having problems with that guy. All of her other friends dislike him as well.

We haven't talked about this yet but I really don't want to spent 3 days with this guy. Even if he wasn't into my gf, he's just someone I can't have around me for long. I have mild anger issues and I am pretty sure if I have to be that close to him and his never ending asshole behaviour, I am going to punch him. I don't want that.
So should I tell my gf that I won't have him next to us? Because that really feels like I am pushing myself between her and her friend. I would be thankfull for any advice.
#195282 to #195263 - dehumanizer
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(08/27/2015) [-]
Ahahahaha how butthurt are you !!! Man you litteraly wrothe a four paragraph essay and posted as anonymous on a random website. Like this a whole new level of insecurity, so much so that you want pity from a bunch of strangers just because some guy was talking to " your gf " .

Seriously man either stop beeing a faggot or just get out of the way and let him fuck her, tbh he's already won. You are scared shitless my nigga.
#195266 to #195263 - sugoi
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(08/27/2015) [-]
He sounds like the next Roger Elliot.
Better learn some disarmament moves.
#195283 to #195266 - dehumanizer
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(08/27/2015) [-]
>the rodge
>talking to girls

fuck you sugoi he's nothing like him nor do you know anything about the elliot
#195306 to #195283 - sugoi
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(08/28/2015) [-]
But look at all the oppression that poor guy is facing! fking guys stealing his girl and no girl wanting to bang him!

You can't dodge the rodge.
#195342 to #195306 - anon
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(08/28/2015) [-]
He had a few girlfriends. They all looked like her and even that didn't stop him from hitting on her. I wouldn't say he has a lot in common with eliot.
#195332 to #195306 - dehumanizer
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(08/28/2015) [-]
What opression? The only one getting opressed is the op, look at his pathetic post. He's a grade A cuck, the rodge would never manage to do it.
#195265 to #195263 - glasswall
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(08/27/2015) [-]
(First, sorry for my english) Now now, you have the solution right in those 3 days anon, if in a group of several people one of them is generally disliked, naturally we tend to reject em or just stop listening to him/her. This is my advice, go, have a great time and whatever happens (this is relative obviously) dont seem mad when he speaks, if you are lucky he may even get too drunk and fuck it everything up, IF THAT HAPPENS, you have to remain calm, because if you lose your shit, you can lose your gf too. TL/DR? Go, have fun 3 days, and dont mind that f#cker
#195343 to #195265 - anon
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(08/28/2015) [-]
That's a lot easier said than done, but I apreciate the advice! Thanks mate.
#195264 to #195263 - anon
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(08/27/2015) [-]
Soak to her about it soon. Tell her essentially what you told us. He's being an ass. You're not trying to tell her what to do only asking she look at the situation from your point of view.
#195344 to #195264 - anon
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(08/28/2015) [-]
Will do, thanks.
#195251 - kozdafunny
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(08/27/2015) [-]
Unrequited love left me with periods of an hour at random times, most commonly when I'm about to go to bed, in which I get racing thoughts about nihilism, meaninglessness, and depression. I often thick of suicide during these, but I keep my senses and stray away from those unwelcome thoughts. I honestly think I have something mentally wrong with me.I can;t sleep sometimes and it's cutting into my life.
#195257 to #195251 - dehumanizer
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(08/27/2015) [-]
My nigga!

Welcome to the club fam, at my darkest times the only way i went to sleep ever was to get knocked out by alcohol. Its not necesairly gonna help you but it will passify all the rage.

Normies say the solution is to get another girl, ayy lmao what do they know of what we're going through, amairite?


Anyway if you want help or something, give a call.
#195253 to #195251 - dreygur
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(08/27/2015) [-]
That honestly just sounds like a pretty bad case of depression or bipolar disorder. You shouldn't put effort into not thinking about unpleasant stuff, instead you should talk to someone about it and/or try something which might help, such as exercise.
#195244 - anon
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(08/27/2015) [-]
I've been seeing a lot of guys talking lately about how all women are manipulative, untrustworthy, unfit for friendship, and only good for sexual gratification. This kind of worries me because I do have platonic male friends who are very important to me and it would be a huge emotional loss if they walked out over highly inaccurate stereotypes (in our case, at least? I've honestly never met anyone who really fit the descriptions I'm hearing of "all women," but I could just be oblivious) and the idea that "if she doesn't put out, leave". Are these ideas particularly popular and/or gaining more acceptance? Am I crazy for thinking these generalizations are completely overblown?
#195258 to #195244 - dehumanizer
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(08/27/2015) [-]
tbh they are true fam, why do you think someone would bother with your crap in the first place?
#195254 to #195244 - assyria
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(08/27/2015) [-]
nah you're good.
there's only one person i would trust over my girlfriend, and he lives with me, too.
#195252 to #195244 - dreygur
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(08/27/2015) [-]
That's usually the angsty mindset of something who's been dumped or just takes anything the internet says to heart and generalize based on it. I know myself that I personally know quite a few girls I'd trust, but others may not if they don't actually socialize.
#195249 to #195244 - braveblue
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(08/27/2015) [-]
Believe what you want to believe, not everyone is the same.

One guy could think that while another guy could think differently.
Just as some women are manipulative, or untrustworthy, or unfit for friendship. That's not to say that all women are like this though. The same could be said for men. I mean even if it's a trend or it's starting to become the norm, not everyone is going to think these things. It may become more common though. Generally speaking most men probably might think this if they are total scum or rather don't care for the other's feelings. It could go both ways. I would say it for women as well.

I'm pretty sure that if any of your platonic male friends did decide to walk out on you because of said reasons, truly they weren't your friends to begin with as they either think you are manipulative, untrustworthy, or are unfit for friendship, also/or only good for sexual gratification.

Just remember that not everyone is the same and they are subject to their own opinions. I guess all I can say is that you should keep your guard up and don't let anyone get into your head. It's not worth it.
#195250 to #195249 - braveblue
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(08/27/2015) [-]
I need to start using this gif/webm more, I forgot how funny it was.
#195248 to #195244 - confusedasian
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(08/27/2015) [-]
No. This site, as much as I like it, fucks with my head a lot. All you need to remember is that there are good people and bad people. You'll run into them both. There's is more good people though, but you might remember the bad people more often. It's just how humans are.

The constant posts of feminazi, black people being niggers, and "evil/bad" woman, make me feel like you. Just get out. I'm not trying to offend you by calling you some hermit loser. No, I'm telling you to literally take a break from this site every now and then. Take things with a grain of salt.

It used to be so nice here. Only funny stuff. The occasional atheists fedora post, but now it's like /pol/ has set up shop. On the bright side, school has started so we'll probably see less of this stuff and get back to the funny.
#195247 to #195244 - schurftinator
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(08/27/2015) [-]
I believe those ideas are very popular only under the frustrated teenagers on this website. There are surely some people out there who think so, but the vast majority I've met luckily aren't that retarded
And if you meet someone who thinks like that, screw them.
#195241 - jgastonguay
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(08/27/2015) [-]
I'm 21 and I live with my parents and three siblings in Maine. My oldest brother and his wife moved to Hawaii last year. Now they've invited me to live in their spare room for free as long as I do a generous amount of the cleaning and get a job soon. None of this is the problem, just pretext.   
   
I'm definitely going. The problem is that my family is losing their minds here. My mother is just a puddle because somehow she thinks I'm leaving her forever, and my dad and I work opposite hours and he's been avoiding me in the minutes we're both home and awake.   
   
My plan thus far is that I already got tomorrow off from work, I will buy a six-pack of the one beer we both like, and after a combination of coercion and yelling we'll talk things out like in the movies. That or he'll challenge me to a stone circle deathmatch   
   
as for Ma, I figure there's not much more I can do then hang around with her and let her sb at me until she tuckers herself out and learns to use skype.    
   
Thoughts?
I'm 21 and I live with my parents and three siblings in Maine. My oldest brother and his wife moved to Hawaii last year. Now they've invited me to live in their spare room for free as long as I do a generous amount of the cleaning and get a job soon. None of this is the problem, just pretext.

I'm definitely going. The problem is that my family is losing their minds here. My mother is just a puddle because somehow she thinks I'm leaving her forever, and my dad and I work opposite hours and he's been avoiding me in the minutes we're both home and awake.

My plan thus far is that I already got tomorrow off from work, I will buy a six-pack of the one beer we both like, and after a combination of coercion and yelling we'll talk things out like in the movies. That or he'll challenge me to a stone circle deathmatch

as for Ma, I figure there's not much more I can do then hang around with her and let her sb at me until she tuckers herself out and learns to use skype.

Thoughts?
#195246 to #195241 - braveblue
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(08/27/2015) [-]
I mean it sounds like a good sound plan. I'd say you are doing the right thing.

But hey, who am I to say what the right thing is?
#195231 - anon
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(08/27/2015) [-]
any lock pickers here? i watched many you tube videos but i cant figure out why this lock i have doesn't open. its a standard lock that you would usually use for a locker. pic related . i im using the tension ranch in the right direction and all the pins are pushed down. i spent 10 minutes making sure all pins are pushed down and its not opening, and than i pushed one of the pins down, for the 100th time and the lock opened.

when i lock it again, i struggle to open it and then it randomly pops open in the middle of my attempt to open it even though i didn't do anything different than what i was doing for the past 10 minutes . almost every attempt, i push all pins and than go around randomly pushing them again hoping for it to randomly open. am i missing something?
#195234 to #195231 - mondominiman ONLINE
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(08/27/2015) [-]
If what you need is super important why not just get some bolt cutters? A lock is easily replaceable.
#195240 to #195234 - anon
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(08/27/2015) [-]
im practicing lock picking.
#195242 to #195240 - mondominiman ONLINE
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(08/27/2015) [-]
Oh, ignore me then I'll just go be stupid somewhere else.
#195216 - nought
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(08/27/2015) [-]
Has anyone else felt a feeling of apprehension and emptiness in the morning? In the evenings I am usually fine, but sometimes I wake up and I think, "holy shit, my life really is meaningless.". It's absurd.
#195293 to #195216 - whathaveyoudone ONLINE
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(08/27/2015) [-]
ye, every minute of my life
#195245 to #195216 - braveblue
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(08/27/2015) [-]
If anything it's when I try going to bed or when I'm thinking of my special someone that I let go for some stupid reason.

Ahh I wouldn't worry too much about it. Just keep living until you are able to find your purpose. I'm pretty sure mine is to help others out with their problems. That's why I love this board. I mean I'm pretty sure helping others with my problem is my purpose, at least that's what I want to think. Others seem to think I'm good at it, and I feel like as long as I can see what they see I can figure out the problem. If people don't want to accept what I have to tell them then that's okay too.

Some people can't be helped and sometimes you can only help some people.

Not everyone.

I mean I hear getting into a relationship would probably help you fill that emptiness. When I was in one I felt a lot better and felt like someone depended on me, which really helped me do a lot of things I probably wouldn't have been able to do.

Waking up and feeling that I'm not sure. I guess that would really slow the progress of the beginning of your day. Just try and find something you are good at, make that your purpose and then if you aren't satisfied then, find someone to share your life with. If you don't want that then perhaps maybe just find what you really love and dedicate your life to it. You could also dedicate yourself to a person as well. You could help the world be a better place.
#195227 to #195216 - confusedasian
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(08/27/2015) [-]
I feel that at night.
#195217 to #195216 - anon
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(08/27/2015) [-]
Yep. But my feeling don't go away in the evening.
#195218 to #195217 - nought
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(08/27/2015) [-]
In the evening I can distract myself with the pleasantries of life (video games, eating)

Kind of base but meh
#195221 to #195218 - anon
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(08/27/2015) [-]
It might be the lingering feeling of depression. That's the best way I put it for myself. Like I'm not completely depressed because I usually find some way of making myself happy but it never lasts and I'm back to where I started.
#195225 to #195221 - nought
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(08/27/2015) [-]
I agree, it's like my hobbies and activities that I do are just a distraction from being unsatisfied
#195226 to #195225 - anon
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(08/27/2015) [-]
What do you think has to happen in your life for you to finally become satisfied?
#195229 to #195226 - nought
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(08/27/2015) [-]
I'm not sure. I guess knowing what role I have in life (identity, job) would help. I don't face any real troubles (poverty) in my life, which makes it confusing I feel apprehensive at all. I have never been a religious type, but I have been reading about humanism recently and it sounds interesting.
#195230 to #195229 - anon
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(08/27/2015) [-]
Look into that if it interests you. Maybe even wake up early to read a book to start your day off better.
#195203 - anonymoussarcasm
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(08/27/2015) [-]
Anyone have that webm where they're talking about how they're going to do the same strategy as they do every round and that if the other team was smart they'd use an RPG and then they all get killed.
#195201 - vortix
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(08/27/2015) [-]
computer science or software engineer major? which do you think is better? what are the core differences? in the university that im in, both share about half the classes . the first two years of both majors are the same classes. ill finish thous shared classes this semester. im officially a computer science major but i can easily change to software enginner. anyone can help me?
#195268 to #195201 - makotoitou
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(08/27/2015) [-]
cs is god
#195259 to #195201 - dehumanizer
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(08/27/2015) [-]
engeniering is where its at fam, cs is a joke but really it depends on the univercity and what not

t. future se, its difficult if you dont put your heart in it
#195276 to #195259 - anon
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(08/27/2015) [-]
What are you studying?
#195279 to #195276 - dehumanizer
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(08/27/2015) [-]
computing
#195205 to #195201 - nought
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(08/27/2015) [-]
it depends on what interests you more. Hopefully you know the difference between the math side of computer science and the software-oriented side of software engineer. They are not the same.
#195213 to #195205 - vortix
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(08/27/2015) [-]
actually i don't. my plan was computer engineering but i fucking hate math and physics so a decided to take software or computer science instead. im more interested in making programs. like maybe make a program for a game or something.
#195214 to #195213 - nought
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(08/27/2015) [-]
if you hate math / physics / logic, software is going to be a pain for you. At least like logic, like understanding pointers, classes, functions, etc.
Programming games are not easy. It is a very selective field and you need to know languages very well.
#195220 to #195214 - vortix
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(08/27/2015) [-]
i hate math / physics but i don't hate logic and both majors have same math requirement and no physics requirement. i just want to know the difference between the two. i know that neither is easy, i just want to know if its better for me to change to software or to stay a computer science major as a guy who likes to write code and program as well as like games.
#195222 to #195220 - nought
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(08/27/2015) [-]
if you don't like math and prefer software, I think the choice is pretty clear
#195223 to #195222 - vortix
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(08/27/2015) [-]
i thought so, but i have been told that the name of majors might be misleading so i shouldn't relay on it.
#195224 to #195223 - nought
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(08/27/2015) [-]
don't trust me then. read the classes description you have to take
#195199 - jellyman
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(08/27/2015) [-]
So I'm trying to save this gif of Gaston and for some reason it's only letting me save it as a video file even though it directs me to firefox to view that video. Is there a way I can fix this so I can save it as a gif?
#195207 to #195199 - nought
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(08/27/2015) [-]
gifs uploaded to FJ are now in webm format, you'll need a webm/mkv converter
#195195 - anon
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(08/27/2015) [-]
I really some outside perceptive here.

I'm white and my best friend is mexican. We've been friends for years but as of late, with everything on the news now being about race, it feels kind of awkward talking to each other. We don't talk about our race very much, but when we do, we always end up fighting and not talking to each other for days. Now we just ignore each other's race and avoid any subject about race. I don't think this is healthy because I can talk to any of my friends about race except her and she's the one I need to talk with the most. I really want to talk to her about how I feel but every time we do we just get angry at each other to the point where I don't want to be friends with her anymore. How can I talk to her about this, in a tactful way where I get my point across? And how do learn to understand her side without feeling like she's blaming me?
#195206 to #195195 - nought
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(08/27/2015) [-]
In what manner do you end up fighting? Making generalizations about race? If you want to communicate, you have to set some agreements first.
#195212 to #195206 - anon
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(08/27/2015) [-]
We fight when we try and talk about immigration or forced diversity.

The thing we're fighting about now is this new modeling company that only hires minorities. I think that's bullshit because for a company to exclude any race is discrimination and she thinks because it's toward white people it doesn't count.
#195215 to #195212 - nought
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(08/27/2015) [-]
Well, it's understandable if your friends have different views. You can't get angry and you have to accept some people think differently.
#195219 to #195215 - anon
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(08/27/2015) [-]
Yeah, I know. It's just making it hard to want to still be friends with her. I just don't think it worth getting this upset about, even if she's my best friend.
#195196 to #195195 - anon
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(08/27/2015) [-]
If you manage to make people mad at you when you discuss race with a hispanic, chances are it's because you're being a total asshole

So try not to be such a Trump.
#195197 to #195196 - anon
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(08/27/2015) [-]
She blames everything on white people and I'm an asshole for defending my race?
#195198 to #195197 - dorkledumbs
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(08/27/2015) [-]
It's extremely easy to be seen as an asshole for defending your race if you're white. Yeah. Pretty common knowledge actually.

If she's being a dickhead too then I don't know what to tell you, cut ties or try not to talk about it.
#195190 - girrafalopegis
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(08/26/2015) [-]
Hey /advice/, you wanna help me fuck with one of my college professors?

I'm a Bio major at my college and because of this, most of my classes are science based. I have to take some English courses yeah, but nothing too serious. One of these classes I'm currently in is 'English', but more specifically essay writing. I need to write a reflective piece on an event that happened in my life, where I learned a lesson or something important happened.

This is where you guys come in. If you guys have any stories that are extremely ridiculous and are willing to tell me, or have any greentexts that you'd like me to write the essay on, let me know! I will post the essay and later grade if you guys would like. This course is a shitshow of underclassmen and I'm just looking to joke with this relatively new professor.

Gif unrelated.
#195235 to #195190 - advice
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(08/27/2015) [-]
so your idea is to ask us for ridiculous stories that we've done in our lives, instead of just browsing some cringey-pony threads or 4chan archives?


tell the professor about your pony cum jar
#195202 to #195190 - vortix
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(08/27/2015) [-]
i thought you meant literally fuck with her. i thought you went crazy.
#195189 - anon
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(08/26/2015) [-]
how well does penis enlargement pills work..? My penis is well under normal size, and im very ashamed. It brings my confidence level down to near zero.
#195237 to #195189 - tsoper
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(08/27/2015) [-]
Well.. i dont know what to tell you..

I mean you could try thinking it from a girls perspective. If you find out your boyfriend has a small dick, would you really care that much? They wouldnt really care if you both truly love each other deeper than just sexual love. When that does happen, just be straightforward and say "my dick isnt really that big, can i try using my tongue instead?"

I mean sex can be great without even having intercourse, so its not all that cruicial to have a big dick.

Also, 80% of girls are insecure about their own self too. Their bodies (lets admit, most are fat) and their beauty over all.

I wouldnt even recommend girls. Its pointless to talk to them.. none are worthy of our attention anyways unless they saved your life or really want you. I recommend playing some game you really love or working out if you arnt fat. Dont be so negative, life has much to offer if you start building. By that i mean, focus your attention to find ways to experience space travel or immortality. Thats what we need to accomplish before you die, otherwise our lives are a waste man.. just a waste.
#195236 to #195189 - mondominiman ONLINE
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(08/27/2015) [-]
Get buff, that way you don't have to worry about having a small prick.
#195208 to #195189 - nought
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(08/27/2015) [-]
i am not sure if they work at all. I wouldn't try them
#195194 to #195189 - dreygur
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(08/26/2015) [-]
Not that I like to ask, but how small is it when erect? Most dingles should be around the same size when they're hardened.
#195191 to #195189 - girrafalopegis
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(08/26/2015) [-]
They don't work. If you're an inch or more under the American average assuming here that you're American, average being ~5.3in , then you would want to save up and look into penis enlargement surgery. That is pretty much the only legit way you can get a bigger schlong.

Otherwise, just keep jackin' off, maybe jelg and stretch and shit to keep it from shrinking on you. Pills do not work.
#195185 - anon
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(08/26/2015) [-]
I need some help...

Since about a year back I've been firting with this girl on and off. We've been really busy so it was just a couple of months back when we went on a "date" and had some time. Thing is, both of us are totally on the same page when it comes to relationships, take it really slow and kind of become friends before anything else.

In a way I kind of look up to this girl a lot and I find myself having a lot of respect for her, which has led to me sometimes being unsure with myself. I feel like sometimes when we have spoken to eachother I have acted unlike myself trying to impress her, or just because I want her to see me as what I want to be with her. It kind of feels like I'm playing the role of the boyfriend I want to be but not really am.

So, everything was going great and we've spent a lot of time, she's always very interested in me and in a way we've really seemed to see something in eachother. BUT, this week school started and I met her in the hall being with another friend who also happens to know her. By this time we hadn't really met in some times since she'd been traveling as well as me and I really don't want to be the clingy type when she's away, she's also the type to really never speak with anyone on facebook or anything but in reality. So, I met her and my friend and I said hello, she seemed happy to see US but didn't really give me personally any strong vibes, she gave both of US posetive ones, though. THEN, yestarday I met her again and said hi, told her a joke which she really laughed at but then turned into an unsure reaction. Then, later the same day she seemed totally dead talking to me, like I was taking up her time, it was when she passed me in the hall again. Today she walked right by me talking to her friend, she clearly saw me but acted as she missed me in the heat of the discussion.

Now, I'm all depressed because in a way I feel like I've invested a year of my thoughts in her and obviously it hurt me. What should I do? Letting go of her isn't an impossible task but I still really like her. I really can't imagine she'd lose interest in me after a year in just one day...

I had a light fever today and thought I could skip out school until friday, but then I have to meet her and what would I say if she for some reason has decided to just ignore me...
#195187 to #195185 - yourinvisiblegf
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(08/26/2015) [-]
www.returnofkings.com/52478/you-must-push-each-interaction-as-far-as-it-will-go

should have go physical faster
do you want her as a friend? no? go for it
no results? don't go onetis, go your way