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#148835 - statewrestler (08/08/2014) [-]
what is this?
User avatar #148956 to #148835 - thedudeistheman ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
There was a stickied post and two mass messages from big brother admin about it. Apparently it's nothing.
User avatar #148884 to #148835 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Sorry, but why Norton?
User avatar #148847 to #148835 - ilikethisusername (08/08/2014) [-]
i got this shit too on firefox. something's up with funnyjunk.
User avatar #148837 to #148835 - moistnuggests (08/08/2014) [-]
Virus ads again

Need to summer big brother admin.
User avatar #148834 - axeul (08/08/2014) [-]
Is anyone else getting tons of malware warnings from chrome while trying to go through front page?
User avatar #148848 to #148834 - ilikethisusername (08/08/2014) [-]
i'm not the only one. thank god.
User avatar #148843 to #148834 - hsm (08/08/2014) [-]
big brother admin is a fuckin idiot, no news
User avatar #148829 - stevecartel (08/08/2014) [-]
Every time I try to navigate through the Front Page Google says "Malware Ahead!" and I can't choose anything like continue anyways, I have my own security system, not you Google.
User avatar #148831 to #148829 - derpityhurr (08/08/2014) [-]
Yeah I've got that a few times, the continue button is under Options or Advanced or whatever
#148832 to #148831 - stevecartel (08/08/2014) [-]
Thanks babe
Thanks babe
User avatar #148828 - ScottP (08/08/2014) [-]
There's a bunch of flash-player popups on FJ lately. Anyone having these problems? They're starting to get really annoying
User avatar #148853 to #148828 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Ad-Block Plus?
User avatar #148830 to #148828 - makotoitou (08/08/2014) [-]
i thought it was just me, thank god i didn't get a virus
#148822 - anonymous (08/08/2014) [-]
>tfw no job

what am i supposed to do now?
User avatar #148824 to #148822 - alecbaldwinning (08/08/2014) [-]
>go online and complain about having no job
>go online and find a job

pick one
User avatar #148823 to #148822 - fistfireace (08/08/2014) [-]
Become a prostitute, of course.
User avatar #148818 - quasimodem (08/08/2014) [-]
Alright guys so I'm going to college in a couple of months and with my family not being financially sound, I'm going to have to take school loans (I already have most of the costs covered with FAFSA but i still need some more money) and I'm asking those who are in college or were in college, what would be the best type of loan to get and why, i.e subsidized v. unsubsidized? (I'm doing my own research online but just wanted to ask the beloved FJ community their opinion on the matter.)
#148810 - CommonJoo (08/08/2014) [-]
So I'm trying to show my dad The Fellowship of the Ring. Problem is he only understands Chinese. Here's my predicament:

I downloaded the fellowship movie file. I also downloaded an srt file for chinese subs. However when I play the video only random characters or square boxes show up? Does anyone know what's going on? Better yet, can someone who has crazy research skills link me the fellowship movie with chinese subs? I'd rather stream it if this doesnt work out.

Things Ive tried:

opened srt file with word, and copy/pasted the actual characters into wordpad. Saved as UTF file.
On VLC player, set encoding to universal utf, font to Simhei
Under advanced settings and under subtitles/OSD, text rendering module is freetype2 font renderer.

Is there anything Im missing? Do I have to set local system language to chinese? That's sort of my last resort. CUrrently it is english US of course
User avatar #148827 to #148810 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Try the DivX player: www.divx.com/
Also, it's showing random characters and square boxes because it doesn't recognize the language/ characters.

It could and couldn't be the media player. It also may be the .srt file...
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#148774 - anonymous (08/08/2014) [-]
So i have this friend, i don't have any feeling for her but when she is with someone else i get extremely jealous. Wat do?
User avatar #148816 to #148774 - TimUsher (08/08/2014) [-]
I have to agree with iridium. I get the same feeling every once in a while when hanging out with my bro and his gf. It's just a little jealousy
User avatar #148813 to #148774 - iridium ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
I would say it's that you're jealous that she/he is in a relationship and you aren't, not that you're jealous of him for being in a relationship with her.
User avatar #148790 to #148774 - sugoi (08/08/2014) [-]
Fap, then think about her.
If jealous then your lovestruck and are boned.
If not jealous then you were just horny, it happens.
User avatar #148797 to #148790 - georgesmoustache (08/08/2014) [-]
This is true as fuck, not only can I think clearer after a fap I also feel regretful if they are bad
User avatar #148788 to #148774 - tannerninja (08/08/2014) [-]
Find someone to take your mind off of her. Or try and figure out if your feelings are more than you think they actually are
#148764 - ussenterprise (08/08/2014) [-]
I'm going to be honest and just go ahead and say I'm 14.
Most people on this site probably are anyway, but whatever.
Anywho, I'm poor as balls. My family is poor as balls. I would like to help somehow, but I can't. I feel useless. I would also like to be able to make small purchases for myself.
How can I earn money? What can I do?
User avatar #148811 to #148764 - inspiteofsprite (08/08/2014) [-]
Assuming you have a computer in the first place, you can do some graphic design. Find as many clients as you can. You'll make a shitload, it's what I do whenever I feel like designing something or want to buy something.

You can also deal drugs, which isn't as "horrible" or "hoodrat-like" as it sounds. Instead of being the stereotypical dealer, be friends with all of your clients. Also, the key to profits from this business is connections. Hangout with those friends, and friends of their friends, and friends of their friends of their friends, etc.. And lastly, don't associate with hoodrats or thugs. If you sell to them, they'll fuck you up and steal everything. Sounds a bit racist, but if you want to be safe doing this, only sell to non-blacks. If you sell to a black, make ABSOLUTE sure he is educated, doesn't speak ebonics, and isn't associated with any hoodrats.

Also you can just sell stuff in your house that you or your family doesn't use.
#152467 to #148811 - ussenterprise (09/01/2014) [-]
Ooh, yes.
Everyone loves getting work done by someone with no artistic talent.
And how do I accept pay with no card?
User avatar #149350 to #148811 - heraske (08/12/2014) [-]
Except the problem with this is is if you were looking into Law Enforcement, Military or anything like that, you're fucking yourself over. You're restricting yourself to the PS and only with luck will you be able to redempt your stupid behaviour.

TL;DR don't listen to 2nd idea of inspiteofsprite, but his first idea is a good one.
User avatar #148801 to #148764 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Where do you live at?

In 'Murica, you can get a job at 14, so long as you have a workers permit.
Either that or find some jobs as a day laborer getting paid cash.
User avatar #148772 to #148764 - nippuhl (08/08/2014) [-]
How can you help?
Tell your parents to cut out the internet you dumbass.
If you can't afford to eat you shouldn't have internet.
User avatar #148825 to #148772 - ipostcp (08/08/2014) [-]
Are you retarded?
#149004 to #148825 - ussenterprise (08/09/2014) [-]
Yes, I believe he is.
User avatar #148767 to #148764 - sugoi (08/08/2014) [-]
Get a job.
If no qualifications then google around for a dog sitter or something, if viable so if you got a smartphone go check out airtasker, it's some dumb app that finds "chore jobs" for you though fair warning that app is buggy as shit and I'm not even sure if you can use it where you live but there you go.
#148768 to #148767 - ussenterprise (08/08/2014) [-]
I can barely afford to eat. I have no smartphone.
And people around here are creepy as fuck.
I don't want my supple ebony skin eyed menacingly as the man who hired me licks his lips, knowing he will soon be able to fondle my sweaty groin while my guard is down.
I'd like to not be molested by some bearded butcher.
User avatar #148826 to #148768 - ipostcp (08/08/2014) [-]
Ill give you fifty dollars to go on cam nude.

You're just gunna have to deal with being poor. I dunno how legal it is to get a job at a fast food place but I did it when I was 14.
#148999 to #148826 - ussenterprise (08/09/2014) [-]
lol no body wants to higher a 14 year old nigger.
User avatar #149007 to #148999 - ipostcp (08/09/2014) [-]
I'll still see you nude regardless.
#149012 to #149007 - ussenterprise (08/09/2014) [-]
Show me yours and I'll show you mine, you pedophile extraordinare.
I have no intention of showing anyone my greaming ebony genitals, look that shit up online, my good gentleman.
User avatar #149013 to #149012 - ipostcp (08/09/2014) [-]
You can't look up 14 year old penis bro.
User avatar #149015 to #149014 - ipostcp (08/09/2014) [-]
So you won't?
User avatar #148778 to #148768 - sugoi (08/08/2014) [-]
Go look for a government job then.
If you live in a suss neighborhood that's really all you got. Go to a local library or something and use the internet to check out government jobs that are available like train conductor or something.
#149002 to #148778 - ussenterprise (08/09/2014) [-]
I'm 14, my nigga.
You do understand this, right?
Our government may be mentally my age but I'm pretty sure It'll be a few more years out of my mother's vagina before I'm allowed to work in the government.
#148763 - anonymous (08/08/2014) [-]
this will sound kinda dickish but how do I unfriend someone without looking like a dick to them?
this will sound kinda dickish but how do I unfriend someone without looking like a dick to them?
User avatar #148821 to #148763 - dudeheit (08/08/2014) [-]
At least give him/her a reason or a last talk. From my experience I can say that the other one can get really mad because when they dont know what the fuck is going on they assume all kind of things and there will be gossip about you or stuff like that.
User avatar #148817 to #148763 - TimUsher (08/08/2014) [-]
Just quit talking to them. Edge yourself out slowly and it will be like you were never friends. Talk to them only if they talk to you.
User avatar #148802 to #148763 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Slowly drop communication.
User avatar #148776 to #148763 - gandaalf (08/08/2014) [-]
hang out with other people
and whenever they're trying to hang out with you say you're busy
slowly they'll get their own new friends
User avatar #148771 to #148763 - sugoi (08/08/2014) [-]
You do the passive aggressive dance and ignore them and never reply to them.
If contact is necessary, one word answers.
User avatar #148775 to #148771 - andreslah (08/08/2014) [-]
"without looking like a dick to them"
User avatar #148779 to #148775 - sugoi (08/08/2014) [-]
That's not being a dick, a dick is saying fuck you cunt I don't want to see your face.
Just show disinterest and they'll get the message that you don't want to talk to them.
User avatar #148780 to #148779 - andreslah (08/08/2014) [-]
Hmm, I dont know, they both are being dicks but if I knew that someone truly hated me (for example confronting me like you said in your comment) I would be relieved in a way that that kind of person is out of my life and not ignoring me. But i guess that's just me
User avatar #148781 to #148780 - sugoi (08/08/2014) [-]
Well taking any course of actions seems dickish in your eyes so just do nothing.
Go with ignore.
User avatar #148783 to #148781 - andreslah (08/08/2014) [-]
Yes, but that dosen't mean you can't do anything, just do the less dickish thing
User avatar #148789 to #148783 - sugoi (08/08/2014) [-]
There is no less dickish thing for you.
Rejecting their attempts at conversation = dickish
Confronting them and informing them of your apathy towards your relationship = dickish
Ignoring them = dickish

I'm sorry mate but you can't "unfriend" someone without doing one of the following, your last resort is too costly for you, Move away and delete your facebook, get a new phone number, and email.

There is seriously no other way to unfriend someone, you gotta be a dick. How rude you think these actions are is subjective so just go with whatever you think is the least dickish. I'd just go with ignore and let your friendship just disintegrate but whatever man.
User avatar #148792 to #148789 - andreslah (08/08/2014) [-]
Are you refering to op or to me?
User avatar #148793 to #148792 - sugoi (08/08/2014) [-]
I think I got confused between you and OP
Ma bad.
User avatar #148794 to #148793 - andreslah (08/08/2014) [-]
hahahaha, I noticed
#148795 to #148794 - sugoi (08/08/2014) [-]
I'm sorry man I dun goofed.
I'm sorry man I dun goofed.
User avatar #148796 to #148795 - andreslah (08/08/2014) [-]
Yo its cool, just hoping op sees this and our debate wasn't in vain
User avatar #148766 to #148763 - georgesmoustache (08/08/2014) [-]
Well I have no clue, but I just avoided them and purposely did things without them
User avatar #148761 - georgesmoustache (08/08/2014) [-]
Is there any actual evidence to show that marijuana is bad? It's definitely affected me but it's neither bad or good so far
User avatar #148820 to #148761 - dudeheit (08/08/2014) [-]
Well as long as you dont overdo it you should be fine. Im using it myself maybe two times a month, so its always special for me + I have seen to what massive (ab-)use of marijuana can lead. Its real, those people arent as they used to be, but as i mentioned: Just dont overdo it. In my opinion it is the same as with alcohol
User avatar #148876 to #148820 - georgesmoustache (08/08/2014) [-]
Sometimes I don't do it in months, sometimes I do it 3 times a month. Never more though
User avatar #148803 to #148761 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Including what NigelThornberry said;
Legal issues.

If it's legal where you live, then it really wouldn't matter.
However if it's not, then it's not something you would want to get yourself mixed up in.

A few of my friends were caught in school and arrested on the spot. You really don't want that on your record.
User avatar #148878 to #148803 - georgesmoustache (08/08/2014) [-]
Not legal, don't want a criminal record either
User avatar #148879 to #148878 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
I am not an advocate for drug use. Although marijuana isn't much of a drug in comparison to say... Heroin.

But anyhow, it'd be best to go about it as safe as possible. Or just wait until it's legalized.
Or just ignore it all together.

From what I've seen, most people who are recreational advocates only are that way because they meet people/ friends there. They gain friends and like it.
Basically the only thriving motivator behind them to do so.
User avatar #148880 to #148879 - georgesmoustache (08/08/2014) [-]
It would be easy enough to ignore, and there are other ways of enjoying myself
User avatar #148798 to #148761 - nigalthornberry (08/08/2014) [-]
Lower thinking capabilities
Can damage the lungs
Slower reaction time

Not as bad as the government says but it still has its downsides

But the plant itself has its benefits medically but that's a different kind of it though
User avatar #148799 to #148798 - georgesmoustache (08/08/2014) [-]
I enjoy it but I don't want it to affect me
User avatar #148782 to #148761 - misticalz ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Look at stoner's lifestyles
there's your answer
User avatar #148784 to #148782 - georgesmoustache (08/08/2014) [-]
But I've seen good ones and bad ones?
User avatar #148786 to #148784 - misticalz ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
idk
User avatar #148749 - mondominiman (08/07/2014) [-]
How do you return something that was stolen? I ordered a part for a friends laptop but it's been weeks and it still hasn't arrived even though amazon say's it's been delivered. My guess is no one was there to pick it up so the ups guy just shoved it in a fence hole, it was a small package, and someone must have driven by saw it and grabbed it.
#148773 to #148749 - tiredofannon (08/08/2014) [-]
You're generally shit outta luck. Report it, hope they believe you, but generally you can't prove that you didn't receive it. When a couple of my textbooks worth fucking 400 bucks were delivered to the wrong address it took several months of fighting with the company in order to get the charges partially refunded fuckers wouldn't give me my full payment back and refused to refund the shipping fee Fuck you Alibris
User avatar #148812 to #148773 - mondominiman (08/08/2014) [-]
Looks like it was my lucky day. I emailed them and 30 min later got a response saying they refunded me
User avatar #148777 to #148773 - mondominiman (08/08/2014) [-]
I'll still tell them about it but good thing it was only $20
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#148748 - mondominiman has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #148750 to #148748 - lobselvith (08/07/2014) [-]
Well how do you feel about it?

If there's a nagging feeling in the pit of your stomach telling you that you shouldn't do it, don't do it. You'll only end up regretting it if you ignore your gut-feeling.

Do what feels right to you.
User avatar #148751 to #148750 - mondominiman (08/07/2014) [-]
Meant to originally post that as anon but guess you read it before I got to it
User avatar #148752 to #148751 - lobselvith (08/07/2014) [-]
It's okay, I'm not here to judge.
User avatar #148753 to #148752 - mondominiman (08/07/2014) [-]
I want to go through with someone who can teach me a few things that way I can impress the one I truly go with. I'll talk to the guy tomorrow and see if I can set something up I'm the only 22 year old I know that still hasn't gotten laid
User avatar #148754 to #148753 - lobselvith (08/07/2014) [-]
Go ahead and bang her if you know you're not going to be unhappy with that decision later on.

Being a virgin is nothing to be ashamed of. You haven't had sex. So what? You're still young. Sex isn't as great as everyone makes it out to be, don't let everyone else's standard of when to have sex get you down.
#148747 - anonymous (08/07/2014) [-]
Is it acceptable to tell someone extremely depressed about their past to move on, or that they need to deal with real world problems?

I know this is bothering me way more than it should, but now since I've been told those things, I can't tell if I'm being overdramatic with my problems or not. I'm not going to tell my life story or anything, but some of my past involved death of a parent (I was 13), an emotionally abusive relationship, and my Dad doing heavy drugs during some of my childhood.
User avatar #148814 to #148747 - thefunnyside (08/08/2014) [-]
Depression isn't something you can just move on from. I'd recommend getting a therapist
User avatar #148804 to #148747 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
It is.
Some people aren't up for it, though. Some just don't take it well. Some will just push it aside and continue on.

If you have an account, message me. I'm hear to listen to anything you have to say. I will listen to your life story. Already we have some things in common:

> "Emotionally abusive relationship."
Emotionally abusive family, here. Day in, day out, they planned what they would scream at me. They would all enjoy the sight of someone yelling at me, because then they could join in as well. For 10 years it went on like this.

> "Dad doing heavy drugs during some of my childhood."
Not a parent figure in my case, although my physically and emotionally abusive sister was an addict since the age of 13. She took everything out on me. All up until she moved out. She's even overdosed twice, and died both times... And came back to life both times.

I'd love to hear what you have to say.
User avatar #148805 to #148804 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
No sarcasm intended at all, btw. I honestly mean this. Please, feel free to reply/ message me.
User avatar #148757 to #148747 - makotoitou (08/08/2014) [-]
is recommended
#148759 to #148757 - anonymous (08/08/2014) [-]
What's recommended?
#148741 - anonymous (08/07/2014) [-]
Fellow Funnyjunkers I need help! all my friends with whom i normaly speak about important things in my life, have their own serious problems right now or are in a different area and not available ...


long story short:
I've got stuck in the friendzone and told the girl that i dont wanna have any contact with her to loose my feelings and that we will still may be friends after all, but right now she has send me a message, telling me that she misses our friendship and if there is any other way we could handle this situation and shit - so FUCK! i thought i would be the first to contact her but it seems like this is not the case. what should i do now? Respond or not respond is the question ?
User avatar #148806 to #148741 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Respond!
Unless you were the one friend-zoning her.

Either way, if neither were creepy about their feelings, then it's worth a shot at staying as just friends.
Now, if you or her wrote a 5,000 word blog-post about how much they love the other person, then that'd be pushing things.

Anyhow, it's up to you. If you want to be friends, then why not?
If you don't, then don't.
Worst case scenario you agree to being friends, and just never talk to her.
#148819 to #148806 - anonymous (08/08/2014) [-]
Nah, she friendzoned me. Typical scenario so.
The case is that i want my feelings for her to dissappear in order to develope feelings for somebody else. For 3 years my feelings for her are unreturned and I cant stand to see her beeing with someone else (which she isnt right now), but really, if I want to be happy in my life this has to stop and I dont see any other way in order to achieve that.
For sure I would be glad to have her as a friend still, but I simply cant see her as "just" that.
User avatar #148865 to #148819 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
If you want to stay friends, then stay friends.
If you don't, then don't.
In any case, don't take time out of your day for her.

I'm still friends with my ex, yet I honestly wouldn't ever give her the time of day for anything. It's best kept that way.
And it may be best for you to do the same with your situation.
Occasionally talking, hanging out rarely, etc.
Limit how much of yourself you're dedicating to her, and focus more on going out and having fun, and eventually you'll find someone better for you.
#148739 - swiggityswooty (08/07/2014) [-]
why does it take drugs to keep me from going full spaghetti around girls
User avatar #148864 to #148739 - relationshipxplain (08/08/2014) [-]
You're not alone. That's why there's that 'drunken confidence' saying. A lot of relationships start because two people meet at the bar after a few drinks. Just be confident in yourself. A lot of nervousness comes from the fear of being shot down. What everyone needs to realize is that, no matter what, you will be shot down. Once you accept that you'll be much more comfortable around girls. Because getting that one yes is worth getting shot down 10 times.
User avatar #148807 to #148739 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Anxiety issues?
User avatar #148800 to #148739 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
they maybe give you more confidence or relax you really good. When I get drunk I'm super confident and think I'm the best dancer ever.
User avatar #148756 to #148739 - gandaalf (08/08/2014) [-]
it doesn't
but drugs are awesome
except heroin
if you're talking about heroin
fucking stop bro
#148758 to #148756 - swiggityswooty (08/08/2014) [-]
nah, i was talking about weed, alcohol, and xanax, not ready for the hard stuff yet
User avatar #148760 to #148758 - gandaalf (08/08/2014) [-]
aight then
how'd you get xanax anyways
#148762 to #148760 - swiggityswooty (08/08/2014) [-]
you just gotta know the right people, prescription pills are a bitch and im just glad i know a guy
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#148725 to #148720 - kaboomz (08/07/2014) [-]
**kaboomz is ready for the skeleton rape**
#148727 to #148725 - ssheinrich (08/07/2014) [-]
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#148733 to #148732 - ssheinrich (08/07/2014) [-]
i'm running out of relevant gifs D:
#148737 to #148736 - ssheinrich (08/07/2014) [-]
yfw i still touch your legos
yfw i still touch your legos
#148740 to #148738 - ssheinrich (08/07/2014) [-]
well, i'll be going now, need sleep
#148746 to #148740 - kaboomz (08/07/2014) [-]
k man see you around ( ͡° ʖ ͡°)
#148719 - anonymous (08/07/2014) [-]
how do you kill yourself without making your family sad? possting as anon cause of the internett poolice might arrest me
User avatar #148815 to #148719 - thefunnyside (08/08/2014) [-]
Don't kill yourself buddy, I've been there are trust me it isn't worth it. I know everyone will tell you this, but that's because it's true.
I always thought about it this way: Life is pretty short compared to the forever you're gonna be dead. Stick around for the next 50 (and less) years you're gonna be around, because why not?
If you need to talk, please, feel free to message me.
User avatar #148808 to #148719 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Suicide is never worth it.
I don't know what you've been through, but trust me: It's not worth it.

I've been there, done that.
My sister has been there, done that.

There's so much to live for. Expand your horizons and go and live life.
Keeping yourself sheltered from everything around you will only keep you from doing anything great in your life.
User avatar #148755 to #148719 - gomugomuno (08/08/2014) [-]
there is almost nothing you can do that wouldn't make your family sad about killing yourself. in some way or another they would blame them self thinking they fucked up or the fact they didn't notice something was wrong and couldn't help prevent the situation.

i did say almost.NOT RECOMMENDED [/spoiler] to not make them sad you would have to do something so terrible that society hated you and your family wished you were dead because you made life difficult for them. something like kidnapping a bunch of kids and killing them might do the trick [/spoiler]
User avatar #148724 to #148719 - gandaalf (08/07/2014) [-]
super religious family : on your suicide note tell them you were gay

normal family : i'll get back to you
User avatar #148716 - datmine (08/07/2014) [-]
How does one paint.net
User avatar #148809 to #148716 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
It's extremely simple.
Any questions in particular you have about it?
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