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#200676 - cronos
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(10/28/2015) [-]
I'm stressed the fuck out because my friend ran away from home Sunday and I don't know what to do. I feel like I could have prevented it, if I had just talked to her. I just got off the phone with her parents. Man, hearing a grown man cry is just fucking heart breaking. We figured out where she's hiding, but can't get her to come back. I just want to drive up there and get her myself. If only we weren't fighting this last month, I could have talked to her. I know she's been depressed for a long time...I just don't know what to do. I love this girl more than life itself. Her parents told me we're going to wait until the weekend to see if she comes back on her own, but she's so easy to convince sometimes. The friend she's hiding with will do everything she can from letting her go home. I hate her friends. They've done horrible things to her the past few years...sorry guys. I'm just stressed. I just need to get this off my chest.
/rant
#200702 to #200676 - usarmyexplain
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(10/28/2015) [-]
Your friend ran away for a reason, it's dangerous and stupid, but she needs to find a solution herself.
#200680 to #200676 - dorkledumbs
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(10/28/2015) [-]
If you honestly feel you can make a difference you should let her know everything you just told us
#200682 to #200680 - cronos
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(10/28/2015) [-]
I'm going to. I have to. As long as she's safe.
#200683 to #200682 - dorkledumbs
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(10/28/2015) [-]
Keep us posted, bruh
#200890 to #200683 - cronos
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(10/31/2015) [-]
So I got off the phone with her parents. They're still trying to get her to come back on her own, and they've got a few people where she is keeping an eye out, police included. Apparently she's hiding about 4 hours up north in a small town. Since she's still refusing to come home to finish school, it's her last semester, some of her teachers and the dean of her school are going to try and call this weekend. Sadly I still haven't gotten a chance to talk to her. I'm planning on visiting her parents tomorrow and seeing if I can call her through them. I'm scared, man. I really am.
#200919 to #200890 - dorkledumbs
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(10/31/2015) [-]
Did you try asking her parents if you could?
It seems like they're letting people who they think would be helpful to get her to come back talk to her, I would think that you, being a very close friend, would be high up on that list
#200667 - mightyeagle
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(10/28/2015) [-]
Does anyone have any good/funny Halloween costume ideas?
#200719 to #200667 - mondamini
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(10/28/2015) [-]
Nudist on strike
Blind guy
Identity thief Get a bunch of "my name is" labels and stick them all over yourself. My costume for this year
#200671 to #200667 - pleasejustanswer
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(10/28/2015) [-]
Carry around a door that says knock on it. Then hand them candy
#200668 to #200667 - anon
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(10/28/2015) [-]
a cuck.

wait.

you're already one!
#200665 - novuss
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(10/28/2015) [-]
I need some ideas. I have to organise an introduction weekend for a fraternity. The main theme is movies/hollywood.

So if you guys can give me some ideas for drinking and non drinking games and also some general activities that could fit the theme.
#200712 to #200665 - usarmyexplain
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(10/28/2015) [-]
Fuck each other in the ass
#200672 to #200665 - pleasejustanswer
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(10/28/2015) [-]
Put on a movie
#200664 - anon
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(10/28/2015) [-]
Ex texted me she was having suicidal thoughts.

Did I win?
Inb4 UR A MUNSTOR! Its bullshit and she is doing it for attention. But if she does it ill probably laugh.
#200713 to #200664 - usarmyexplain
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(10/28/2015) [-]
You only win if you dumped her and then go back to hit that shit one more time
#200694 to #200664 - oxidoferroso
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(10/28/2015) [-]
pics or gtfo
#200666 to #200664 - mightyeagle
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(10/28/2015) [-]
woah what did she do to you to make you enjoy her death?
#200660 - vincatvangogh
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(10/28/2015) [-]
My girlfriend's definition of "forever" turned out to be 2 and a half years. How do I get over the fact that the biggest part of my life doesn't even want to talk to me anymore?
#200714 to #200660 - usarmyexplain
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(10/28/2015) [-]
Get a different life.
#200688 to #200660 - minutes
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(10/28/2015) [-]
That are just excuses. Sorry man. I recently got dumped as well, for equal nonsense. Honestly, people manage to have full time jobs + studying AND having a relationship. If you were very busy, did you ever think "damn I should break up with my gf to have more time for this" ? You don't think like that if you're in a happy relationship. She's taking this as an excuse. The real reason probably is and I really don't want to be harsh or anything that she got tired of you or thought that she wants some change in her life. It's what usually happens in teenage relationships these days. Everyone is taught to "experience college life" and that it's totally okay and normal to have 20+ different partners in your life.

I am very sorry for your loss. I don't think there really is anything besides time that helps. You could write some texts for her and never send it, helps a bit. And you shouldn't ever get back together with her. She basically told you that you're not worth her time, that her personal gain is more important to her than your relationship.

If you ever want to talk just text me, I am here
#200690 to #200688 - vincatvangogh
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(10/28/2015) [-]
Turns out that she was using it as an excuse because she didn't want to tell me she hadn't loved me in months. I broke it off with her completely and told her never to talk to me again. It hurts, but at the same time I'm relieved
#200691 to #200690 - minutes
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(10/28/2015) [-]
That's the same thing tbh. My ex said that too.
#200692 to #200691 - vincatvangogh
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(10/28/2015) [-]
I can now say I feel your pain bro
#200693 to #200692 - minutes
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(10/28/2015) [-]
If you ever find something that helps let me know
#200661 to #200660 - anon
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(10/28/2015) [-]
She obviously wasn't the biggest part of your life if she just leaves.

also you arent giving us the whole story, you might have done something wrong here.
#200662 to #200661 - vincatvangogh
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(10/28/2015) [-]
She's decided that her life is too hectic and she needs to focus on passing her first year of Uni. I offered to help but she pushed me away. She said once she gets her life back on track maybe we can get together again. As far as something I've done, every time I've asked her, all she says is that she just want's some space. It doesn't make much sense because she hardly texted me before and we saw each other once a week.
#200670 to #200662 - anon
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(10/28/2015) [-]
It actually makes a lot more sense than you think. She says she needs space because, with all the shit she's drowning in right now, every moment she's not totally focused on it has her worrying that she's slacking off. The little bit of her attention she could spare for you was too much and it stressed her out. She's got a future to worry about and she's scared of fucking herself over in the present. I know, it's happened to me. Let it go, man. It's no one's fault. Let her get her shit together, live your own life, and if eventually your paths cross again and the timing is right, take a chance. It's not that she doesn't care anymore. It's that she cares too much.
#200656 - anon
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(10/28/2015) [-]
So I sold a presale item a few weeks ago and received payment over PayPal but the buyer now wants to cancel their order as they have ordered their own. They've been polite and aren't really demanding that it be canceled.

Basically, I can't really afford to refund it and just want to know if I have any obligations to cancel it.

Any help would be appreciated.

#200673 to #200656 - pleasejustanswer
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(10/28/2015) [-]
Just say you can't if you can't. They'll understand that you're in a predicament that they put you into
#200651 - jacoban
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(10/28/2015) [-]
no better place for this.
I remember reading a 4chan greentext about a dude who helped his friend make a watermelon with a lot of vibrators, and the friend held a big party to celebrate fucking the watermelon, and somehow due to the incredible vibrations or something the watermelon exploded. Does anyone have any leads on this? I've been searching since last night
#200653 to #200651 - yibdiy
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(10/28/2015) [-]
?
#200746 to #200653 - scowler
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(10/29/2015) [-]
Alright, that's it. I'm going to bed.
#200663 to #200653 - jacoban
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(10/28/2015) [-]
bless you
#200644 - orgasm
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(10/28/2015) [-]
I'm back after a couple years, baby.

What'd I miss?
#200715 to #200644 - usarmyexplain
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(10/28/2015) [-]
Gamer gate, theme accounts, and explain accounts.
#200679 to #200644 - thisisestonia
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(10/28/2015) [-]
an orgasm
#200649 to #200644 - yibdiy
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(10/28/2015) [-]
This board became more of a faggot hugbox than it used to be, but that only makes shitposts all the more fun, so it's fine.
#200738 to #200649 - orgasm
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(10/29/2015) [-]
Wait, are you implying mine was shitpost, or are you just informing me of shitposts?

Because if it's the first one, by all means I dislike you.
#200756 to #200738 - yibdiy
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(10/29/2015) [-]
neither, I'm informing you of this board being a faggot hugbox, I do the shitposting.
#200658 to #200649 - varrock
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(10/28/2015) [-]
yeah thumb him down that only proves his point faggots
#200659 to #200658 - yibdiy
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(10/28/2015) [-]
ikr, found it pretty funny
#200640 - ScottP
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(10/28/2015) [-]
Anyone know any ways to do some art commissions online? I'm in need of some money, but all I can really do is draw.
#200645 to #200640 - schurftinator
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(10/28/2015) [-]
you can try uploading it to redbubble/society6 etc. as well, it's pretty easy just upload your art and hope people buy it. it's difficult to be discovered though, there are more artists out there than people who want to buy art it seems.
#200643 to #200640 - thebestpieever
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(10/28/2015) [-]
Deviantart.
#200638 - thumbsdenied
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(10/28/2015) [-]
My 16week old puppy has this occasional problem of peeing inside. She isnt having accidents when im away, she knows how to ask to go out. But the problem is when im ready to go to bed, take her home from my parents place or just doesnt want out at that very moment, she sometimes pees inside as fast as she can to avoid going out. I still take her out though everysingle time. I give her praise and treats when she does good.

I take her out pretty much every 1-2h in the day time, so im taking her out plenty, and everytime she asks me to go out. nights she sleeps like a champ, and when im gone at school for 5h at max she hasnt gone inside in the mean time.

She isnt crate trained, as she will pee and poop in the crate within 5 minutes while screaming bloody murder. Ive put her toys in there, soft towel bed, treats, food, water and even those dried ox penises she absolutely goes crazy for.
#200639 to #200638 - hoponthefeelstrain
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(10/28/2015) [-]
thats weird usually crate training is apart of potty training. My dog is 3 months and 1 week, I've got him pooping and peeing on demand. Whenever he pees/poops I say potty over and over again. Then when I take him outside and say potty he does his business, I praise him. So even if it's shitty outside I just give him the command and we can hurry back inside.
#200641 to #200639 - thumbsdenied
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(10/28/2015) [-]
She does her business immediatly her paws hit grass, also when i ask her. It has been getting colder and colder though wich might be a reason aswell why she is misbehaving. It was below freezing today, and she is a french bulldog.
Getting a sweater or jacket on her is a struggle. Only do it when going for walks, not a quick potty break.
The crate seems like a torture to my dog so i dont use it. And ive tried everything mentioned in forums for it.
#200642 to #200641 - hoponthefeelstrain
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(10/28/2015) [-]
well it's why you have to start early. by little guy loves his crate it's his safety sport. we covered it and filled it with blankets but recently he's been pooping and peeing in there too. He loves outside because it's cold and he's a husky. Maybe try potting training her on a puppy pad? so she can go inside without worrying about making a big mess.
#200630 - anon
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(10/28/2015) [-]
okay so I masturbate, a lot. I mean like twice a day for the past 2 years. How stop? any tips? It's literally an addiction, I dont even enjoy it anymore.
#200674 to #200630 - pleasejustanswer
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(10/28/2015) [-]
My longest streak was 50 days or close to that. I avoided anything that turned me on. I give it all to God cause I was heavily addicted to porn and masturbating for around six years of my life especially the last two. Like 4 times daily and when I could I just watched porn for hours. I realized that I got really far in those 50 days but I never addressed the problems I had, I just avoided them. So best thing you can do is try to find out if there's something behind it it. Avoid it all you can. Throw out thoughts of doing it as soon as they pop up. Its a really tough habbit to break cause its soo easy and everyone will tell you its normal. Focus on why you're quitting and go back to that everyday. I just relapsed about two weeks ago and have been doing it 4 5 times a day again. I really do hate it and I can say standing up again was hard but I did it. Also funny junk started it cause I was browsing through content and someone posted porn so try to avoid this site for a while
#200725 to #200674 - anon
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(10/29/2015) [-]
> give it all to god

ew
#201123 to #200725 - pleasejustanswer
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(11/02/2015) [-]
Couldn't have done it without him, I was really in a bad spot
#200652 to #200630 - anon
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(10/28/2015) [-]
Visit r/nofap, but be careful, some people there are reeeealy weird in the way they are thinking.
#200646 to #200630 - schurftinator
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(10/28/2015) [-]
next to the advice that dreygur gave you to avoid stimulating things, maybe try out other things that distract you and get you rid of that energy. excersize for example might help
#200632 to #200630 - dreygur
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(10/28/2015) [-]
Just stay away from anything which stimulates your hormone handle. It's oftem hard to let go of the thought if your pants say otherwise, so just don't. If that's difficult, have a tab open with something you find horribly unattractive to kill off the boner and will to wank it.
#200633 to #200632 - anon
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(10/28/2015) [-]
no, literally ive gotten into such a routine, that once i get home from work/ school, my body demands i do it. And it takes every ounce of willpower i have to not. In the last 2 years i managed to go 1 or 2 days without doing it a COUPLE of times.

I dont even have to think about or see stimulating things, the feelings just hit so hard. I dont know if my drive is heavy or something.

inb4 ugly neckbeardacus. I am not ugly, just bad with the ladies
#200634 to #200633 - dreygur
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(10/28/2015) [-]
It's just puberty, m8. I won't judge you because of your dickrustling habits.

Honestly, there isn't much advice I can give. Maybe deny access to the computer completely for a day and find something else to do, see how far that gets you.
#200637 to #200634 - anon
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(10/28/2015) [-]
im 20 btw
#200635 to #200634 - anon
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(10/28/2015) [-]
I go backpacking into the woods a bit, for days. I can't even stop then.

send help, my dick is scard
#200618 - angelicaisme
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(10/28/2015) [-]
Hello.

I have a major problem. When I go out with my boyfriend he gets a lot of attention from the girls, and I don't like it. He said to me that I have nothing to worry about, since he loves me and none other. But he still likes the attention, I know it!

What should I do to make him less attractive? He goes to the gym three times a week and jogs two times a week. I ask him to stop working out but he says he likes to be fit for me, but it clearly is to be attractive to other girls as well. Don't get me wrong, I love him. But I don't like the attention hes getting.

And something that makes me sad is that a guy said he'd "rek dat ass" and I was "is he talking to me?"... He was fucking talking about my boyfriends ass.. Totally disgusting.
#200657 to #200618 - confusedasian
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(10/28/2015) [-]
>And something that makes me sad is that a guy said he'd "rek dat ass" and I was "is he talking to me?"... He was fucking talking about my boyfriends ass..

lol


Yeah, you're just jealous. That's not a bad thing though. Just sounds like you really like the guy and want him to be all yours.
#200647 to #200618 - youngneil ONLINE
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(10/28/2015) [-]
#200625 to #200618 - anon
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(10/28/2015) [-]
Aaaaaand "hide all''.
#200622 to #200618 - dreygur
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(10/28/2015) [-]
You're being jealous, m8. Stop worrying about how others admire him and take his word for it that he wants to be with you. He likes the attention because knowing that others find you attractive is flattering, but that doesn't mean he wants to make his own personal harem.

And don't discourage him from doing what he wants, that'll make him want to be with you less, and that's clearly not what you're aiming for. If he's out of your league in terms of looks, that means he likes your personality and won't "replace" you with someone else just because of looks.
#200624 to #200622 - angelicaisme
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(10/28/2015) [-]
Maybe i'm just being crazy.. But hes always so happy when we go out in public, its just so off-putting.

#200626 to #200624 - dreygur
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(10/28/2015) [-]
I'd be happy as well if people were checking me out in public, even if I had a girlfriend.
#200621 to #200618 - anon
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(10/28/2015) [-]
"What should I do to make him less attractive?" That is one of the most selfish things you could have very said.
#200623 to #200621 - angelicaisme
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(10/28/2015) [-]
How is that selfish? A relationship is give and take.
#200627 to #200623 - anon
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(10/28/2015) [-]
If what you're saying is true, he's being that attractive for you. And you treating that as a threat to your own image and feeling insecure about it.
#200619 to #200618 - anon
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(10/28/2015) [-]
#200620 to #200619 - angelicaisme
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(10/28/2015) [-]
How is this bait? This is a normal girls problem.
and you're posting as anon. go away.
#200617 - bubblypickles ONLINE
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(10/28/2015) [-]
Ok, so I'm in love with someone who doesn't feel the same way. In general, I usually don't feel anything for anyone and just kind of feel indifferent towards everyone. But I actually felt alive with this girl... which is something I haven't really got from anything or anyone for a long time. Anyway we're very close regardless and I still have a lot of fun with her despite everything but I can't help but hope things will one day change. What should I do? Usually people say to put time into improving yourself rather than rely on others but I do and it doesn't seem to help. Should I leave the one person I really care about? Any help appreciated <3
#200628 to #200617 - anon
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(10/28/2015) [-]
Have you asked her about this?
#200631 to #200628 - bubblypickles ONLINE
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(10/28/2015) [-]
Not to this degree, I've always made what I clear and we did date for a while but she was very confusing and sent me mixed signals. At the moment I have asked for space while I work out what to do.
#200612 - murrlogic
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(10/28/2015) [-]
I'm back from LA much earlier than expected

I...I am a hopeless mess of a human being I can't for one fucking second get my shit together if my life dependent on it

I dunno what the fuck even happened. Yesterday I am in Hollywood at Game in Busters which is a gimmicky scandia taking photos with cosplayers on the Hollywood strip

Today...I'm having a nervous breakdown because someone told me to eat. I fucking HATE when people tell me to eat. I don't even care if I am being fed 5-star quality food if I don't wanna eat I DON'T FUCKING WANNA EAT!

All I wanted to do was take notes for this stupid ass meeting we were in and because my boss kept trying to force me to eat food I got annoyed and left. After a brief walk I came back in and guess what happened

MY BOSS EXCHANGED HER PLANE TICKETS AND NOW I AM BACK IN ROSA EARLIER!

Apparently I burned my bosses bridge and ruined the whole trip to everyone.

I am a combination of disappointed, furious, and hopelessly depressed.
#200729 to #200612 - anon
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(10/29/2015) [-]
Sounds like your parents have every reason to be proud of you.
#200629 to #200612 - lgninjaleetful ONLINE
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(10/28/2015) [-]
eat food
#200613 to #200612 - paintskillz
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(10/28/2015) [-]
I'm no psychiatrist but it sounds like you may need to eat
#200614 to #200613 - murrlogic
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(10/28/2015) [-]
But I am not hungry I've had no real appetite for months.
#200616 to #200614 - Zarakima
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(10/28/2015) [-]
I was having a similar problem until recently - whenever I ate near to a normal portion of food (atleast portions I used to be able to manage) I'd feel nauseous. A lot of it was down being pretty lazy and demotivated. Had some shitty times and so plenty of excuses to wallow in self pity and being a naturally skinny person not taking care of myself makes me progressively more scrawny & gaunt.

The way I've been pulling myself up recently is by trying to change my habits & pursuits to closer match the kind of person I think I'd enjoy being - or would be a better part of the lives of people I care about.

The appetite comes hand in hand with exercise so working out and/or taking up a healthy activity gets your metabolism going again. Protein shakes definitely help speed up the transition since they let you get a lot more calories in than your shrunken appetite would normally handle.

Trying new stuff will also help with the depression. You meet people, start enjoying something & developing yourself as a person - lots of new things to think about to break you free of the depressed mindset, just takes a couple months (max) of grim determined effort before you'll have begun to see and feel big changes.
#200615 to #200614 - paintskillz
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(10/28/2015) [-]
Height and weight? Are you skeltal status?
#200611 - anon
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(10/27/2015) [-]
I feel like I had a very mediocre childhood. I was never that social or active in school, so I feel like I missed out on a lot of things I could have done or learn. I don't know, something that could have translated into adulthood so I wouldn't feel so fucking boring. What are some interesting things I could learn or actives I join to be a more interesting person?
#200606 - slovakiaguy
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(10/27/2015) [-]
hello funnyjunk community i was wondering if some of u is going to blizzcon and if u dont play hearthsone if u could give me the hearthstone card back i dont even know if i can beg here dont ban me plz
#200609 to #200606 - yibdiy
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(10/27/2015) [-]
I bet you are that one faggot that's been playing hearthstone during introduction to syntax class at my uni, fucking slovaks invading my country GET THE FUCK OUT
#200654 to #200609 - slovakiaguy
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(10/28/2015) [-]
yup thats me
#200655 to #200654 - yibdiy
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(10/28/2015) [-]
#200603 - anon
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(10/27/2015) [-]
Trying to organize my room, I have a year until I move out for college and anything I leave will be thrown away. What are good ways of sorting through things without the mindset 'Well I might need it later?' because I always end up keeping everything.
#200604 to #200603 - schurftinator
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(10/27/2015) [-]
have you used it in the last 6 months?

have you worn it this year?

(I am moving back home after having stayed abroad for 7 months and I am right now taking a break from sorting which stuff to toss and which stuff to take with me. I am departing from my 6 year old beloved Skinny Puppy sweater because it's really old and worn out, even though it hurts. If I can do it, so can you)
#200597 - nigalthornberry
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(10/27/2015) [-]
So I done fucked up but was this a fair way of doing it.

So I took her out once and we have plans to go out again but today she mentioned she had a boyfriend this is literally the first time she has ever said anything about him in the time I've known her an she's never gone to see him. And when we went out the first time she was holding onto my arm and shit could she just be lying here?
#200605 to #200597 - payseht
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(10/27/2015) [-]
Their relationship probably went cold and she's looking for someone else while still maintaining him as a fail safe in case you two don't work out
Just end it. If I'm understanding this right, there is no future you'd want with her.
#200607 to #200605 - nigalthornberry
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(10/27/2015) [-]
Will do captain
#200591 - posttwo ONLINE
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(10/27/2015) [-]
What does a normal person reply to this bullshit
#200650 to #200591 - yibdiy
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(10/28/2015) [-]
"y-you too"
#200599 to #200591 - paintskillz
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(10/27/2015) [-]
Has this girl flaked on you multiple times?

#200601 to #200599 - posttwo ONLINE
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(10/27/2015) [-]
Once
#200602 to #200601 - paintskillz
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(10/27/2015) [-]
Well then I think you should just ignore her response and text her later in the day opening a new line of conversation. Basically your next text doesn't have to be a response to what she said, you can talk to her about something new and unrelated.
#200594 to #200591 - hsm
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(10/27/2015) [-]
k lol
#200590 - anon
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(10/27/2015) [-]
My ass bleeds every time I poop, make it stop
#200675 to #200590 - babasera
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(10/28/2015) [-]
you have probably got hemorrhoids,visit doctor m8 if you don't it will just get worse and it will hurt like hell(i had same thing)
#200610 to #200590 - yourinvisiblegf
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(10/27/2015) [-]
sugar free gummy bears should do the trick
the ass bleeding will become almost unnoticeable
#200600 to #200590 - paintskillz
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(10/27/2015) [-]
Increase fiber in your diet
Don't wipe as hard
#200595 to #200590 - dreygur
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(10/27/2015) [-]
Hemorrhoids