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User avatar #162378 - gayfurryalliance (11/11/2014) [-]
>Get word for Anthrocon and get free tickets to go to the event because its awesome as hell
>Go with some furbros to get our costumes
>Fuckyeah
>Go sign in to the hotel
>Furry dance every night
>Fuckyeah
>See giraffe furry and horse friend
>Me gusta
>Show them my awesome dance moves.
>Go back to the hotel room
>Start having sex.
>Giraffe fucks my mouth while horse licks my ass.
>Neiggghh whinnyyy
>Cums in my mouth
>Use cum as mouth lube for horse furry's ass.
>Best sex I've ever had.
>Put back my costume like nothing happened
>Deal with it
User avatar #162389 to #162378 - sugoi (11/11/2014) [-]
So what do you need help with?
How to get more furry pussy?
User avatar #162379 to #162378 - makotoitou (11/11/2014) [-]
sounds fun
User avatar #162374 - blargtastic (11/11/2014) [-]
I don't really know how to put this, but please read it.

My friend is going through a really rough patch right now. The main problem wight now is that he is trying to pay for an abortion of his first child right now with his ex because the ex says she wants it and says she'll pay for it, but we all know she can't afford it even though she took every cent he has, and made him lose his job. Just the other day, she tried to take 300 from him for the abortion, even though she never set up the appointment. Her 'friend' even contacted us saying she was lying and was only trying to get money for cocaine which we only just then found out that she used. So whether or not the abortion goes through, or not, this kid is dead.

Not only that, but his family situation is fucked, in that he has nowhere to live as of friday, and his mother can only make enough to barely support herself. His dad just vanished when he was 15, so that's not an option, and where I live is not my house, so I can't impose on them any further than I already am.

I don't think I've explained it too well, but I need advice. He is stubborn and wouldn't like me reaching out for help for him, but this is the only way I can think of because he has run out of options.

He is my best friend, and I help him out as much as I can. To the point of putting myself on the brink of financial disaster, but I'll never let him know that.

I plan on drawing up some content explaining the situation to FJ and setting up a gofundme campaign.

Do you guys think that will go over well here?

I plan on posting proof that the money is going towards what we're asking it for, and I'm not trolling or trying to scam anyone. He is just in a really bad place, and I desperately want to help my best friend. Please.
User avatar #162380 to #162374 - ScottP (11/11/2014) [-]
Aren't there any programs near where you live that he can go for help? Like a homeless shelter or something like that? I know most of those areas at least try to set up their residents with temp jobs to try and get them to work again.
User avatar #162382 to #162380 - blargtastic (11/11/2014) [-]
There's a halfway home, but I'm trying to prevent that. I know a few people who would give him a room if we could give them some rent.

He's gotten to the point where he is almost panicking at his own situation. He knows that he's made a lot of mistakes, and I'm trying to help him out as best I can. he is desperately trying to find a job and a place to live, whilst also trying to scrounge up the money for the abortion that needs to happen.

I'm his best friend, and I'm trying my hardest to do everything I can.
User avatar #162383 to #162382 - ScottP (11/11/2014) [-]
Unfortunately doing an online fundraiser probably won't go over too far. You'll only make a couple of bucks if that. What sort of jobs is he qualified for?
User avatar #162387 to #162383 - blargtastic (11/11/2014) [-]
I'm not going to lie, he hasn't made the best decisions in life, but he is just looking for a chance to get on his feet.
User avatar #162408 to #162387 - ScottP (11/11/2014) [-]
We don't always make the best decisions in life. My suggestion is that you guys find some sort of job placement program. Most of them send for menial labor jobs, but if he plays it smart, he'll be able to work for a bit, save enough money, and then maybe at least get his high-school diploma. With that, he can possibly get a job as a pharmacy technician which makes an average of about 25k a year. It's not much, but it'd be a start.
User avatar #162459 to #162408 - blargtastic (11/11/2014) [-]
By the way, I never properly thanked you for reading my whole sob story.

Really, thank you
User avatar #162523 to #162459 - ScottP (11/11/2014) [-]
Not a problem at all. I hope things turn out better for him
User avatar #162458 to #162408 - blargtastic (11/11/2014) [-]
That's the plan for the long run for him, but he's just put all that off for too long.


I'm going to be a grad student soon, and I am making just enough to eek out an existence, whilst supporting myself and family as an engineer.

Only recently has he actually needed my help. This whole "Blending up of his first child" is really eating at him, but the ex wants it and he has to pay for it.
User avatar #162524 to #162458 - ScottP (11/11/2014) [-]
What sort of engineer are you planning on being?
User avatar #162581 to #162524 - blargtastic (11/12/2014) [-]
Civil currently, but I'm looking at biomedical. :/
User avatar #162582 to #162581 - ScottP (11/12/2014) [-]
Well I heard biomedical makes decent money. You could always go into genetics research from there, can't you?
User avatar #162583 to #162582 - blargtastic (11/12/2014) [-]
Yeah! I'm not worried about myself, but I'm worried about my friend here. Like I said, he's stubborn, so even if I could pay for everything for him, he wouldn't accept it.

Not only that, but as a man, I would find it insulting to have my existence made possible by another man.

That and I will eventually have a family of my own to take care of, and I don't see this working out well when I do get to that point.

He wants to be self sufficient, and he can't right now because of all this lady-drama.
User avatar #162594 to #162583 - ScottP (11/12/2014) [-]
First order of business is for him to break off all ties with that woman. Seems like she's feeding off of him, and he needs every resource to himself if he is going to make it.
User avatar #162597 to #162594 - blargtastic (11/12/2014) [-]
Nothing can be done until I hear back from him about the abortion appointment, so I'll just hold my tongue for now, and fill you in later if you'd like.

I'll tell him what I think is the best course of action so far, and I'll keep you posted.

Seriously, thank you.
User avatar #162601 to #162597 - ScottP (11/12/2014) [-]
No need to thank me. Let me know what happens. Hopefully...something turns up well
User avatar #162595 to #162594 - blargtastic (11/12/2014) [-]
That's what I told him, but she is trying to force him to pay for this abortion by himself, whilst also trying to kill the kid by chain smoking and doing cocaine. She is the one that insists on it, and the one that insist on him paying for it, even though it may not even be his since she is a cheating skank.
User avatar #162598 to #162595 - ScottP (11/12/2014) [-]
Have they done a paternity test? I mean that doesn't seem fair that he is the only one paying for the abortion.
User avatar #162599 to #162598 - blargtastic (11/12/2014) [-]
They can't afford it. Like I said, he hasn't made the best decisions the last few years.
User avatar #162386 to #162383 - blargtastic (11/11/2014) [-]
That's the hard part. Not many. To be completely honest with you, He didn't even graduate highschool, nor does he have a car, so we're looking at some really shitty jobs, but beggars can't be choosers.

He's been living it pretty rough, and I'm kicking myself because I can't really do anything else for him. He had it decent when he was with his girlfriend, but she broke it off with him, took his money, and cost him his job. Not only that but she cheated on him and now does cocaine even though she is pregnant.
User avatar #162369 - ScottP (11/11/2014) [-]
Guys, tip of the day:

A girl being nice towards you does not necessarily indicate she wants the D.

Source: The girls in my psych class
#162373 to #162369 - anonymous (11/11/2014) [-]
They must be PSYCHopaths.
#162344 - kingofunnyjunk (11/10/2014) [-]
Hey board I need some serious advice on this girl.

Basically we're into each other but she tries to be distant sometimes since she got screwed over a shit ton of times before me. How can I convince her that she's livin in the past and it's time to move on?
User avatar #162473 to #162344 - laky (11/11/2014) [-]
First off: Never take a girls word seriously.

Like holy shit women can say shit that is compeltely contradictory to their true thoughts and feelings. Honestly bro, speaking from experience, don't take her words as always being a 100% true.

Alright, now that we've established that we can conceptualize what she might be thinking: 1 She feels some sort of connection with you, but it isn't strong enough to want a relationship or something deeper but just enough to string you along; and 2 She really is telling the truth.

So advice for 1: There's not much you can do about that. You are who you are and she is who she truly is. Unless you really try to change yourself for her (I strongly advise against that) There's not much you can do about it

2: So let's assume she is telling the truth and she really is damaged. Give her some space. Don't be so forward about it demanding a relationship. You have to ease her into the process of it. Become a friend, then a close friend, then a really close friend she can pour out all her secrets and traumas to. Once you get past that phase (assuming your attractive and not autistic) you will most likely start a relationship.

The main point is that she is damaged and scared. If you were to be too intimidating and too forward with helping her solve her problems that will set off a red flag in her mind and she might become more reluctant to start a relationship. So remember to let it happen slowly and naturally. Just think of your relationship kind of like a flow. Also all that jazz about you being rich and being able to fly over to her immediately and start a relationship is really fucking intimidating and maybe even a bit creepy, so lay off that for a while.

Also another thing worth mentioning is that since (I assume) you guys met off the internet, there is a possibility that she is extremely shy and awkward. And the internet acts as a sort of emotional bumper. Just keep that in mind.

Good luck mate
User avatar #162500 to #162473 - kingofunnyjunk (11/11/2014) [-]
First of all thanks for taking this seriously and secondly when I make a move on her she never brings up his past relationships and just stays distant so that kinda reduces the chance of her lying. But on the other hand she already tells me her secrets and is honest with me (I can tell because everything she says adds up to her personality nothing contradicts) because she thinks and says that Im just her some sorta "virtual bf" that she'll never meet. Anyway like you guys said I've just closed the topic of me helping her and we're just continuing chatting and she has some kinda obsession or whatever where she lets me choose her underwear everyday. (which apparently she did to all her past bfs) So that kinda makes me think I'm on the right way. Also like I've known her enough to know exactly what her problems are but it kinda pains me she's suffering while I cant do shit. And yeah like I said below flyin over there would be creepy. I just couldnt get the "emotional bumper" thingy. would appreciate it if you'd enlighten me on the subject.
User avatar #162537 to #162500 - laky (11/11/2014) [-]
For the emotional bumper, think of how relationships are different on the internet vs real life.

Like, you have a sort of protection when you have a platonic relationship on the internet vs real life. For example, they don't know your irl friends, coworkers and family. So you can tell internet friends big secrets and dump your emotional baggage onto them with no fear of serious repercussions.

Also I would argue that there is less at stake with online relationships. If it fails for whatever reason it probably won't be such a big deal because you don't have to see them ever. Sure if she dumped a bunch of her secrets she involves you a bit more in her life, but it's still not as big of deal as if it were in person yenno?

That way she has some kind of emotional protection when she has online platonic relationships.

For the actual advice, I advise you not to get too emotionally attached. There is a strong possibility that she is just stringing you along and teasing you. There is a chance she will find a boyfriend or hookup with someone irl. This again is only speculation and maybe it has to do with my own past experiences. If you really wanna go for her, do it man! But be wary.
#162538 to #162537 - kingofunnyjunk (11/11/2014) [-]
I see. Yeah we talked about emotional bumper too with her actually. Being more relaxed and all. She also talked about people in her life,who took her virginity ..etc. like just today she told me she volunteered in army before. (I told her I'll never bring that "helping" shit up ever again btw and I think she got comfortable with it and we're cool for now) She closed herself to any relationships irl and too busy for this kinda shit really. and like you said she's shy and awkward time to time. Don't you think that reduces the chance of her gettin attached with someone? But she also said that she loves teasing men and she goes to parties every friday and saturday. Like she has one night stands with girls but doesnt let anyone gets closer to her emotionally. So she wouldnt fall anyone for sex. I dunno man So you think I'm just some kinda toy until she finds someone? fuck. (also yeah I guess its kinda easier to get over it since its online)
I see. Yeah we talked about emotional bumper too with her actually. Being more relaxed and all. She also talked about people in her life,who took her virginity ..etc. like just today she told me she volunteered in army before. (I told her I'll never bring that "helping" shit up ever again btw and I think she got comfortable with it and we're cool for now) She closed herself to any relationships irl and too busy for this kinda shit really. and like you said she's shy and awkward time to time. Don't you think that reduces the chance of her gettin attached with someone? But she also said that she loves teasing men and she goes to parties every friday and saturday. Like she has one night stands with girls but doesnt let anyone gets closer to her emotionally. So she wouldnt fall anyone for sex. I dunno man So you think I'm just some kinda toy until she finds someone? fuck. (also yeah I guess its kinda easier to get over it since its online)
User avatar #162539 to #162538 - laky (11/11/2014) [-]
I said it's a strong possibility. Again I have had bad past experiences with that so I have some sort of personal bias. If shit does go down, its easier to get over it if you knew that it could have happened you know? Like don't completely fall for her. Create your own sort of 'buffer' so that you don't get hurt.

Unrelated to the girl, you seem to be emotionally all over the place. Maybe your just at a low point, but you should try controlling your thoughts and emotions. It really helps. Also other people will be able to see it as well which can in turn benefit even more.
User avatar #162541 to #162539 - kingofunnyjunk (11/11/2014) [-]
you mean other ppl on FJ? Also youre kinda right but Im not talkin this emotional when Im talkin to her, like Im tryin to create a balance and tryin not to give away somethin that she could use against me later on (while I have), the reason I was emotional here is cuz I just needed to tell this to someone and thought FJ was the only place I could talk freely since "emotianl bumper". But like I said youre right.

Other than that we never had a fight or somethin except that "helpin" issue and we're pretty much happy with each other so like I dunno what can go wrong other than her finding someone irl which is a low possibilty since I'm literally controlling her life at some points. Care to tell me your experience sometimes (or PM if you want) ? Would appreciate it since this is my first time havin a long distance relationship.
User avatar #162414 to #162344 - advicedude (11/11/2014) [-]
Just don't bring anything up, live in the moment, and when she get's like it, be ok with it and let her do her thing but still be there to support her.
User avatar #162515 to #162414 - kingofunnyjunk (11/11/2014) [-]
and I shit you not it seems like she has been in army.
User avatar #162420 to #162414 - kingofunnyjunk (11/11/2014) [-]
I am being okay with it for a while, and yeah I've been keepin it for a while but when I brought it up she realized there's somethin wrong with her and I offered help, she's just confused right now and like soupkitten said below it might be too late if I just keep it like this. I'm currently writing something long that gathers all my thoughts about all the situation and gonna send it to her. Because with every minute passing my hopes of seeing her fades away.
User avatar #162421 to #162420 - advicedude (11/11/2014) [-]
FUCKING DON'T. It won't do anything but push you further away. Unless that's what you want.
User avatar #162423 to #162421 - kingofunnyjunk (11/11/2014) [-]
ugh I dont know man. she just likes the way it is and wants to keep it that way but I think for her it's just for fun. She even stated that "it started just for fun but got deeper.. I think" but like I said maybe she's confused as well (like me I guess). It's so fuckin hard to tell when things are online and not face to face.
User avatar #162424 to #162423 - advicedude (11/11/2014) [-]
Like I said, don't mention it and just do your best to make her happy in the moment.
User avatar #162425 to #162424 - kingofunnyjunk (11/11/2014) [-]
yea thats my main focus and to be honest, that's what I want for her wheter she likes me or not. Thanks for the help man. Thanks for making this sad story not sadder. (for now at least, I guess)
User avatar #162345 to #162344 - soupkittenagain (11/10/2014) [-]
Tell her that you're a king.
User avatar #162347 to #162345 - soupkittenagain (11/10/2014) [-]
Or maybe just keep spending time with her to get closer to her. Then, slowly but surely, she opens up. I guess
User avatar #162349 to #162347 - kingofunnyjunk (11/10/2014) [-]
nigga you think this is a fuckin romantic movie?
User avatar #162351 to #162350 - kingofunnyjunk (11/10/2014) [-]
yea me too sometimes
User avatar #162352 to #162351 - soupkittenagain (11/10/2014) [-]
All you have to do now is give it a lame name, open her shell and legs , montage it, mess up, and make up. Roll credits
User avatar #162353 to #162352 - kingofunnyjunk (11/10/2014) [-]
thats the shitty part. we're only seeing each other online.
User avatar #162354 to #162353 - soupkittenagain (11/10/2014) [-]
Go on a long ass road trip with a friend and meet a ton of weirdos along the way. Write what had happened. Pitch it to Hollywood and become rich.
User avatar #162355 to #162354 - kingofunnyjunk (11/10/2014) [-]
that doesnt help me and Im already rich. You dont get it man I can just hop into a plane to go to her. But she's nah
User avatar #162356 to #162355 - soupkittenagain (11/11/2014) [-]
Well it's a lot easier to get closer in person IMO , so maybe do it as a big surprise to her?
User avatar #162359 to #162356 - kingofunnyjunk (11/11/2014) [-]
Sometimes I just feel like I'd just let it all out. Tell her what I really feel and just bail for fuckin good. iono
User avatar #162357 to #162356 - kingofunnyjunk (11/11/2014) [-]
dude I even proposed like a long range relationship and she got uncomfortable from it. She's hurt real fuckin deep. If I just fly there she'd run away from me. That's why Im takin this shit as slow as fuckin possible.
User avatar #162358 to #162357 - soupkittenagain (11/11/2014) [-]
Well then I've got no idea. I guess all you could do is keep going on the same route that you're currently on, but I can't help but think she'd find some other guy living there and leave you in the dust.
User avatar #162363 to #162358 - kingofunnyjunk (11/11/2014) [-]
and considering it started "just for fun" there's a high chance it'll be "fine gtfo creep" . But I dont want this one to go to waste man. She's a both nice person and she got da booty.
User avatar #162364 to #162363 - soupkittenagain (11/11/2014) [-]
Then, keep going I guess and good luck.
User avatar #162366 to #162364 - kingofunnyjunk (11/11/2014) [-]
and thanks
User avatar #162365 to #162364 - kingofunnyjunk (11/11/2014) [-]
yea whatever weirdo
User avatar #162361 to #162358 - kingofunnyjunk (11/11/2014) [-]
yea thats the shit Im most afraid of. Like she's a nice person but she's hurt and it feels like if I leave her she either will say "wait..." like in movies or just go "fine whatevs" and if I dont she'll just find someone irl. It's a lose-lose for me.
User avatar #162346 to #162345 - kingofunnyjunk (11/10/2014) [-]
already tried. didn't work.
#162342 - thatonesouthernkid (11/10/2014) [-]
my crush recently made advances on me, basically what went down was that she drove a private conversation we were having towards the subject of my love life and coerced me into asking her out, and in turn she told me that she also had some sort of romantic feeling towards me (how strong it was is questionable at this point). I admit i really wanted to, but the thing keeping me from doing it (other than my crippling fear of women) was the fact that she had a boyfriend. that boyfriend lived several states over and she said the long distance thing was beginning to sour. then she told me, AFTER I ASKED HER OUT AND CONFESSED MY FEELINGS TO HER DO TO PRESSURE FROM HER, that she was going to visit him in a couple of days. she said that I couldn't have an answer until she got back and had decided if she wanted to stay with him. i figure, "why would she instigate this situation if she didn't want me over him?" so naturally I was pretty happy and confident that she would come back from her visit single. but of course, that isn't what happened. I made a promise to her that things wouldn't be weird if things turned out this way and that we could still be friends; you know, I thought for sure she would pick me. I don't really even know if I can though, she kind of just dangled the possibility that some one could actually like me back for once in front of my face and then snatched it away. I'm just wondering why the hell she would even put me through this if she wasn't sure if she wanted to or not. Is this something I should forgive and forget and pretend I didn't get hurt, or should I not let it go and do whatever the hell i please?

TL;DR: this chick tricked me into asking her out while she still had a boyfriend, said yes, visited said boyfriend, and revoked her answer. should I still be friends with aforementioned chick?
User avatar #162476 to #162342 - laky (11/11/2014) [-]
Once you start respecting yourself women will start respecting you.

Also what jakerszzzz said, some chicks always need someone in their lives relationshipwise. There's a good chance she was using you as a backup
User avatar #162432 to #162342 - jakerszzzz (11/11/2014) [-]
I have no experience with women, but by the sounds of things, she is making you a backup. You are basically next in line if anything goes wrong. I don't know about you but i think that is a shitty position.
User avatar #162411 to #162342 - braveblue (11/11/2014) [-]
That's a simple one. No.
#162339 - anonymous (11/10/2014) [-]
is it still homemade if you're homeless?
User avatar #162343 to #162339 - thatonesouthernkid (11/10/2014) [-]
no, then it's just handmade.
User avatar #162341 to #162339 - sugoi (11/10/2014) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #162337 - nigalthornberry (11/10/2014) [-]
There's the sound of like a fan or electric current when a song is playing but at a silent spot is it a problem or is it normal?
User avatar #162375 to #162337 - blargtastic (11/11/2014) [-]
sounds like that port is bad. You might need to get it replaced.
User avatar #162390 to #162375 - nigalthornberry (11/11/2014) [-]
Its on my phone
User avatar #162392 to #162390 - blargtastic (11/11/2014) [-]
Also, is it media saved on your phone, or is it being streamed?
User avatar #162391 to #162390 - blargtastic (11/11/2014) [-]
Ah, wireless, bluetooth, or 3.5mm jack?
User avatar #162393 to #162391 - nigalthornberry (11/11/2014) [-]
3.5mm and both streamed and Saved media
User avatar #162457 to #162393 - blargtastic (11/11/2014) [-]
yeah, then it's a bad port. At least my best guess without having the thing in my hands to look at.
User avatar #162370 to #162337 - ScottP (11/11/2014) [-]
That sounds like interference
#162317 - thefunnyside (11/10/2014) [-]
Anyone have advice on how a teenager could make some money?

I'm 15, and I live in a city (people aren't too nice here) so I can't just shovel driveways or something like that

Thanks
User avatar #162477 to #162317 - laky (11/11/2014) [-]
suck dick. or you know offer tutoring services
User avatar #162415 to #162317 - advicedude (11/11/2014) [-]
Cleaning service?
User avatar #162371 to #162317 - ScottP (11/11/2014) [-]
Learn chemistry and cook meth

I'm having trouble finding a job as well. I'm applying to various assistant positions on campus, trying to get commission work done, getting my digital art portfolio out there, etc.
User avatar #162332 to #162317 - dudeheit ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
Maybe delivering newspaper, but thats a shitty job.
Would you be older, I would suggest asking a steel proceesing company to work at a machine but give it a try. Asking cost nothing.
Maybe as a waiter/waitress in a little café or you could ask a company for paid internship.
You could also try to give private lessons but I think that you are too young for this.
If there is nothing you can think of make a newspaper advertisment, asking for job with your data etc.. Maybe somebody has work for you, you wouldn't have thinked off.
#162320 to #162317 - anonymous (11/10/2014) [-]
Suck some dick
User avatar #162321 to #162320 - thefunnyside (11/10/2014) [-]
I'd rather not, but prostitution isn't out of the question
#162331 to #162321 - anonymous (11/10/2014) [-]
that was joke, si?
#162334 to #162333 - anonymous (11/10/2014) [-]
your mother and I are disappointed.

go to small local shop, ask if they need help, look for paper round jobs if that fails, ask your parents if you can do anything for them for money.
#162336 to #162334 - anonymous (11/10/2014) [-]
You'll make more money sucking dick
#162328 to #162321 - anonymous (11/10/2014) [-]
You go and choke down that hog
User avatar #162309 - romdomcom (11/10/2014) [-]
If you guys had to rate yourselves out of 10 for attractiveness, what would you score yourselves? I would say 5/10 for myself, 6 if I'm dressed up, but apparently that's low self esteem? I just thought I was being realistic.
User avatar #162478 to #162309 - laky (11/11/2014) [-]
7 to 8ish
User avatar #162397 to #162309 - advicedude (11/11/2014) [-]
5-6/10
8-9/10 + personality.
User avatar #162381 to #162309 - ScottP (11/11/2014) [-]
I'd say I'm about 5-6. Average or so. Maaaaaaybe stretching 7 if I dress up really nice, but that's like...pushing it.

But then again, what is a number but a symbol for what I truly am inside?
Dragonborn.
#162340 to #162309 - minutes (11/10/2014) [-]
Remember that othr people see you as 20% more attractive then you see yourself Btw this is a "internet fact" I have absolutely no source for whatsoever but I hope it makes you feel better It makes me feel better
User avatar #162338 to #162309 - nigalthornberry (11/10/2014) [-]
I'd say 7-8
User avatar #162330 to #162309 - jibao (11/10/2014) [-]
Depends on how much I've had to drink.
#162315 to #162309 - anonymous (11/10/2014) [-]
1 normally or 10 if I'm feeling gay.
User avatar #162314 to #162309 - cheated (11/10/2014) [-]
Beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder.
#162306 - anonymous (11/10/2014) [-]
I need to remember a childhood book of mine. it was a 'horror' I think,
and all I could remember, is that the main character (a teenage boy) had a walking, amputated hand as friend.

I think he had like some monster friends or something like that.

Pic related> I remember the hand looking exactly like the one from the Addams family. (in the pictures)
User avatar #162307 to #162306 - mrallex (11/10/2014) [-]
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User avatar #162479 to #162307 - laky (11/11/2014) [-]
Did hand jack him off?
#162302 - anonymous (11/10/2014) [-]
Ok, so. I have a guy friend that I've liked a lot for a very long time. But I can't say anything because he as a girlfriend and that girlfriend happens to also be one of my good friends. We hang out a lot and talk a lot and we're very good friends, but in person I get flustered around him sometimes and I can't help that. I feel like he's starting to catch on and it scares me because I'm afraid of what he's going to say. I've tried to forget about it, but I really can't.
I honestly really care about him and like him a lot, I don't know what to do anymore. I told myself I'd just try to be the best friend that I could but, it's really hard when I'm always seeing them together being lovey-dovey.
#162311 to #162302 - anonymous (11/10/2014) [-]
Convince them both to move to Utah.
User avatar #162301 - thisistheguy (11/10/2014) [-]
My neighbors are massive cunts, and I'm leaving the country in a few weeks, what are some good pranks to pull on them? I can't get into their room but it's just a regular dorm. inb4 it usually takes a crane to get out
User avatar #162416 to #162301 - advicedude (11/11/2014) [-]
Push a cow up their stairs. Cows can't walk downstairs. It'll take a crane to get it out.
User avatar #162376 to #162301 - blargtastic (11/11/2014) [-]
If there is a small space between the door and the floor of their dorm, then put some piss on a plate, but not so much that it's too thick to fit under the door, and freeze it.

After frozen, slide that bitch under their door like you're trying to cut someone off at the ankles with a bladed Frisbee so that the piss sleet get far enough into the room that it matters.

They will then think one amongst them pissed on the floor.



This is assuming that the dorms use hard floors. If not, then I'll have to think on it more.
User avatar #162429 to #162376 - thisistheguy (11/11/2014) [-]
Damn that's fucking mean but hilarious at the same time
User avatar #162300 - thumbsdenied (11/10/2014) [-]
Can a underfloor heater melt a plastic floor shield that you put under your computer chair, so the wheels wont ruin the wood? Sounds unlikely but my parents say that it will happen.
#162316 to #162300 - anonymous (11/10/2014) [-]
If you sacrifice a chicken to Jesus on the spot you place the mat it will be OK.
#162296 - overreactions (11/10/2014) [-]
Does anyone know where I can learn Spanish free? Or at least for a pretty reasonable price?
User avatar #162417 to #162296 - advicedude (11/11/2014) [-]
>mexico
User avatar #162319 to #162296 - thefunnyside (11/10/2014) [-]
www.duolingo.com/

replied to wrong comment
#162312 to #162296 - anonymous (11/10/2014) [-]
Watch reruns of The Fast Show from the UK.
User avatar #162310 to #162296 - sineztro (11/10/2014) [-]
Meet people for Mexico/ Costa Rica/ Spain/ Peru depending on which kind of spanish you want to know, then ask them to teach you or if they know anyone that can
#162549 to #162310 - overreactions (11/11/2014) [-]
Yea, its pretty easy meeting people from Latin America here in Britain.

Oh wait, no, its the exact opposite of that
User avatar #162564 to #162549 - sineztro (11/11/2014) [-]
well shit man how was I supposed to know, do you go to university or something?
User avatar #162304 to #162296 - romdomcom (11/10/2014) [-]
Try duolingo, it's not perfect but it's free and pretty good. I've been using it to learn italian.
#162548 to #162304 - overreactions (11/11/2014) [-]
Yea, I've been using it a little so far. I dont really like it all that much... It doesnt feel like its actually teaching me, you know?
User avatar #162557 to #162548 - romdomcom (11/11/2014) [-]
Hmm, I think we just learn differently. I like the way it just throws stuff at you, but it is a bit sink or swim.
User avatar #162303 to #162296 - joshkroger (11/10/2014) [-]
If you have no morals, just torrent the software

if you do

there are hundreds of youtube channels out there
#162293 - dehumanizer (11/10/2014) [-]
How do i stop having feelattacks? Im a very lonely man.
User avatar #162329 to #162293 - jibao (11/10/2014) [-]
You can't, you can only learn how to deal with them better is all. I like to just isolate myself with some music during those until I'm all drained of it.
#162295 to #162293 - minutes (11/10/2014) [-]
Distract yourself. If you actually have a lot to do you have no time to overthink your life.
#162297 to #162295 - dehumanizer (11/10/2014) [-]
Im pritty content most of the time but eventualy i'll interact with some qt grill and remember how lonely i am, then i start to act autistic.
User avatar #162294 to #162293 - leadstriker (11/10/2014) [-]
become a robot
#162299 to #162298 - leadstriker (11/10/2014) [-]
it's all ogre for you then
#162291 - anonymous (11/10/2014) [-]
So my friend got a girlfriend last month I think, maybe two and, since, there's been mostly silence on his end. I get a bit frustrated because he and I have been best m8s for years and now I've been shoved to the side for some booty.
He texted me today asking for advice on whether to give his girlfriend the "go ahead" I hate that part in relationships. Where's the bleeding freedom in that to go to her ex's grandmother's funeral. With the ex driving her. Nine hours with a guy that still loves her.
You guys are going to hate me for this, but I told him to let her in hopes that she'd fall back in love with her ex. I want my best m8 back, guys. I can definitely go it out alone, but I want my friend back.
User avatar #162419 to #162291 - advicedude (11/11/2014) [-]
The best thing to do is be supportive.
User avatar #162335 to #162291 - CallMeCrisco ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
Have you tried communicating your worries to your friend? If he's really your best mate, then having a one on one should be a simple affair.
#162313 to #162291 - anonymous (11/10/2014) [-]
Confess your bumlove to him.
User avatar #162308 to #162291 - dudeheit ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
Depending on how long your friend was single, give him time, but should he ignore you for a longer time, talk to him.
Same happened to me kind of. After they broke up, my friend acted normal again, but the damage was done and I consider him not anymore a real friend of mine.
#162292 to #162291 - minutes (11/10/2014) [-]
It was a dick move, yes, but if she seriously gets together with her ex again cause of this, she would have cheated on him sooner or later either way.
If anything happens, it's not your fault, it's hers.

#162283 - BerserkerMushroom (11/10/2014) [-]
guise im having problems with youtube
it keeps looking like this when i load it
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what do
User avatar #162305 to #162283 - focalanemo (11/10/2014) [-]
Try resetting al your settings and clear everything in your browser
#162267 - drastronomy (11/10/2014) [-]
Okay, so i found out my crush used to like me but stopped after she did not think i liked her back.   
   
Felt bad to hear, since i was just afraid of seeming creepy, but...   
   
Now another girl who is far hotter, smarter, friendlier than old grill is hitting on me.   
i have also stopped being with the people i used to hang out with, who i realized were dickheads, and i am now hanging out with a lot cooler people, all of which are far less beta than the mouthy cunts i was with before.    
   
   
   
   
TL;DR i'm feeling great now, which is quite a change after previous troubles i have had. If anyone wants any advice regarding friends, finding a gf, etc.  just ask me and i will do my best to answer. It feels so good to not feel like shit after such a long time, and i want other people to feel the same.
Okay, so i found out my crush used to like me but stopped after she did not think i liked her back.

Felt bad to hear, since i was just afraid of seeming creepy, but...

Now another girl who is far hotter, smarter, friendlier than old grill is hitting on me.
i have also stopped being with the people i used to hang out with, who i realized were dickheads, and i am now hanging out with a lot cooler people, all of which are far less beta than the mouthy cunts i was with before.




TL;DR i'm feeling great now, which is quite a change after previous troubles i have had. If anyone wants any advice regarding friends, finding a gf, etc. just ask me and i will do my best to answer. It feels so good to not feel like shit after such a long time, and i want other people to feel the same.
User avatar #162278 to #162267 - ScottP (11/10/2014) [-]
That is quite a good change in your life.

As for me, I didn't do as bad as I thought on my last physics exam. Got a 72, so at least I passed considering how brutal that exam was.
#162271 to #162267 - minutes (11/10/2014) [-]
"If you don't ask the answer will always be no"
Hope you learned from it.
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User avatar #162272 to #162271 - drastronomy (11/10/2014) [-]
I asked her today m8. I have only known her 3 months

and she stopped liking me when i was having surgery a month ago, even when at that time i was fucking showering her with compliments about her looks and how she was. I think she was just a bit narrow-sighted, since she has had low self confidence as of late.

She is now chasing some douchy cocksucker, and i have told her how much of a shithead he is (he has bullied people, spread rumors and is generally despised at the school), but since he constantly kisses her ass, she still likes him, although she knows how much of a dickhead he is to others.

I am fine with it, actually. She must be pretty self-regarding when she does not care what shit he pulls on other people. The girl who i currently think might be hitting on me seems like a nice, rational person instead.
#162273 to #162272 - minutes (11/10/2014) [-]
Typical highschool stuff. Girls at that age almost never know what they want. And to me it seems like you're overthinking that stuff a lot This judgement is coming from someone with the same problem
Also, 3 month is way more time you need to spent with a girl to ask her out. It's not like you're telling her you love her, you just say you want to get to know her better.
User avatar #162275 to #162273 - drastronomy (11/10/2014) [-]
well... i have gone out with her before, really

just after surgery, actually. She just told me she did not consider it romantic, since that is a bit awkward. True, though, they do not often know what they want. Girl 2 seems a lot more mature than most others,though.

I have not had that good self confidence either, so i tread cautiously regarding such things. I thought i was a 3/10 up until recently. I keep being told i am closer to a 7 now. Girl 1 is around a 6, girl 2 is around an 8, so, if people tend to go for around their own score, i guess it makes sense.
#162282 to #162275 - anonymous (11/10/2014) [-]
"closer to a 7"
Yeah it's easy when you're somewhat a good-looking guy who was just too much quiet before, but try to be more talkative...so your advices are certainly "be talkative and it would works if you are not an ugly freak"
User avatar #162284 to #162282 - drastronomy (11/10/2014) [-]
it works even when you ARE an ugly freak

as long as you don't imply sex is your main goal
#162288 to #162284 - anonymous (11/10/2014) [-]
What do you mean by "don't imply sex is your main goal" ?
So...what is your method ?
User avatar #162290 to #162288 - drastronomy (11/10/2014) [-]
talk to them and discuss cool shit, as if she is a friend, then slowly increase physical contact until casually work "ey bich would you date me" into a conversation. if she says yes, go for it. If not, say "thought so, i am way too cool for you" and leave with your signature trenchcoat and sunglasses combo
#162712 to #162290 - anonymous (11/12/2014) [-]
Ok but if someone is really unattractive, it would just be a way to makes female friends since if someone is really, no one would want to date him...
User avatar #162262 - roronoazorolover (11/10/2014) [-]
So guys how do i see how many flags i got?
User avatar #162323 to #162322 - roronoazorolover (11/10/2014) [-]
or the flagged page.
User avatar #162324 to #162323 - thefunnyside (11/10/2014) [-]
You mean here? idk if you can see that
User avatar #162325 to #162324 - roronoazorolover (11/10/2014) [-]
no like to see what mods have flagged
User avatar #162327 to #162325 - thefunnyside (11/10/2014) [-]
I think that was removed
User avatar #162252 - ptolomeus (11/10/2014) [-]
Guys i need help to last nofap november.
I wrongly visited FJ2 to see what was going on. Big mistake, nearly failed.

How the hell do you endure 30 days? Tips are gladly welcomed.
User avatar #162270 to #162252 - drastronomy (11/10/2014) [-]
try to suck your own dick to alienate your mind from thinking it is a good thing, and it is just nasty.
User avatar #162280 to #162270 - makotoitou (11/10/2014) [-]
nasty for you
#162274 to #162270 - ptolomeus (11/10/2014) [-]
HAHAHA! Will try, however i have too many ribs for it to be successful.
#162276 to #162274 - drastronomy (11/10/2014) [-]
or too small of a dick
#162277 to #162276 - ptolomeus (11/10/2014) [-]
Nah, just tried. It would require a 40cm long bashlosser for it to work.
It's definitely the ribs.
User avatar #162285 to #162277 - drastronomy (11/10/2014) [-]
nigger you need some yoga
User avatar #162286 to #162285 - ptolomeus (11/10/2014) [-]
I might have over exaggerated, but it's around there, perhaps closer to 30.
And lol. No such things as that here in east/middle east Russia.
User avatar #162260 to #162252 - aldkai (11/10/2014) [-]
Do sports.
User avatar #162253 to #162252 - dudeheit ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
Well, ask yourself why are you participating in nofap november. What are your reasons to do so? Do you have any personal intentions?
User avatar #162254 to #162253 - ptolomeus (11/10/2014) [-]
Just doing it for the challenge. I visited that reddit page with all sorts of info.
It was just IF anyone had some tips or so.
User avatar #162255 to #162254 - dudeheit ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
Okay but maybe you can find anything personal for you in this challenge, like "Is my body or my will stronger?", then you would have something to "achieve" and not doing it for the "lulz". You know what i mean?
And of course, don't visit FJ2 or anything other porn related stuff. If you have the urge to fap, start doing something productive to get your mind to something diefferent. E.G. to some pushups, read a book, do something for school/college, try to learn an instrument (if you have on to learn), try to learn penspinnning or how to photoshop - there are a lot of things.

but i know its hard bro
#162257 to #162255 - ptolomeus (11/10/2014) [-]
Yeah i know. I think my goal is to show myself that i actually have selfdisciplin. I think if i can pull this one off, then in the future when i have something tough to do    
i might say to myself &quot;you didn't fap for a month, this should be easy. So that's my goal.   
But yeah i figured out that you should never visit or see something porn related. The immediate cure is to get up, and away from the screen and take a small walk or do something physical.   
Thanks for the help.   
I don't know if you're participating, but if you are then good luck.
Yeah i know. I think my goal is to show myself that i actually have selfdisciplin. I think if i can pull this one off, then in the future when i have something tough to do
i might say to myself "you didn't fap for a month, this should be easy. So that's my goal.
But yeah i figured out that you should never visit or see something porn related. The immediate cure is to get up, and away from the screen and take a small walk or do something physical.
Thanks for the help.
I don't know if you're participating, but if you are then good luck.
#162258 to #162257 - dudeheit ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
Nevermind. I hope you get through November and thanks for your wishes, same to you!
Nevermind. I hope you get through November and thanks for your wishes, same to you!
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