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#181947 - syrianassassin (04/19/2015) [-]

guys i need really big good advice. i will be appreciated.

im syrian and i live in kuwait, shitty country for foreigners .

i want to immigrate to european country and study there. i want to have good education working and studying.

any help? im serious.
User avatar #181961 to #181947 - newstart (04/20/2015) [-]
Scandinavia is best bet, women are beautiful and we take in foreigners all the time. How old are you by the way?
User avatar #182034 to #182005 - newstart (04/20/2015) [-]
Head for scandinavia brother. if you really wanna make something of your life, you have to forget family and friends. every immigrant here has dream of getting whole family here, come alone and you'll do great
User avatar #182035 to #182034 - syrianassassin (04/20/2015) [-]
i did talk with my director and supervisor in my work. i tolled them i have these following countries to try:
1- Sweden
2- Norway
3- Denmark
4- Netherlands or Holland
5- Germany

1-3 is the best choice. they all talk English with their own language.
4 is good but not recommended as the above
5 i must know german.

they said Sweden is the best option for me. after going there and get swedish citizenship and be swedish i will be free to move where i want in europe.

but of course, as they said i will spent an entire year just working. preparing for the study to get Master degree for 2 years. unlike the bastards in kuwait 4.5 years for bachelors in this university.

im going to make contact with the swedish embassy tomorrow and the europian union embassy too. it will be good with my super visor.
User avatar #182036 to #182035 - newstart (04/20/2015) [-]
Godspeed syrian man
#181959 to #181947 - anon (04/19/2015) [-]
Denmark has a lot of foreign students, but those are mostly from Easterneurope, so I don't know how it is with foreigners outside of Europe, but you can always try. studyindenmark.dk/

Sweden is also famous for being an immigrant-friendly country, so you could look at it.

You can also just try and google study programs in different countries.

Good luck.
User avatar #181955 to #181947 - nought ONLINE (04/19/2015) [-]
try to find a university with a studying abroad program, contact and look around

in fact, the US has lots of programs, do not rule them out

User avatar #182007 to #181955 - syrianassassin (04/20/2015) [-]

then i will go and ask in the embassy
#181948 to #181947 - muchname (04/19/2015) [-]
stay out of england
we have enough fucking muslims and big foreheaded fucks running the government in here, I hear sweden's nice
Not disrespecting glorious britania, although, I'd try and go into places like Cambridge Uni
User avatar #181949 to #181948 - syrianassassin (04/19/2015) [-]
its not about being muslims or whatever i am

i want to study and work and have meaningful life instead here in this meaningless country
#181950 to #181949 - muchname (04/19/2015) [-]
again, Cambridge seems to be the best bet
But I think you might have to be REALLY smart or REALLY rich to get in
Sweden, Norway, Germany, all these places speak English a lot of places and are generally really nice.
#181951 to #181950 - syrianassassin (04/19/2015) [-]
so the choice i have is to go to the embassy itself and ask them about the migration?
#181952 to #181951 - muchname (04/19/2015) [-]
dk m8ski
I would try and get out of there ASAP, it's a shit-dynamite boiling pot over there waiting to explode
User avatar #181953 to #181952 - syrianassassin (04/19/2015) [-]

here in kuwait its boring and getting expensive while working there will be like inviting death to your own crops

shit nigga i wanna go out work and bring my family before the government be the middle eastern fourth riech
#181954 to #181953 - muchname (04/19/2015) [-]
god speed, you magnificent, Syrian bastard
#181937 - drytak (04/19/2015) [-]
What movie should a I watch? I've recently seen gran Torino (it was cool, but I don't like that genre) . I like movies with action scenes, but in a mediaeval settings (or a futuristic one)
#181934 - anon (04/19/2015) [-]
Friends Bf broke up with her
I need cute/funny pics to cheer her up.
#181987 to #181985 - foreveranonymous (04/20/2015) [-]
Ted isn't the only cat I own, bruh
User avatar #181988 to #181987 - alexanderburns (04/20/2015) [-]
but he is the cutest
#181989 to #181988 - foreveranonymous (04/20/2015) [-]
My felines are equally cute to me
#181928 - magicjesuscf ONLINE (04/19/2015) [-]
What is a good alternative for milk? Milk used to be my #1 source of food but I recently became lactose intolerant. How the fuck is that even possible? My bones used to be harder than adamantium and were my only positive attribute but now without milk I can feel my bones becoming brittler by the second. Mr. skeletal has abandoned me.
What is a good alternative for milk? Milk used to be my #1 source of food but I recently became lactose intolerant. How the fuck is that even possible? My bones used to be harder than adamantium and were my only positive attribute but now without milk I can feel my bones becoming brittler by the second. Mr. skeletal has abandoned me.
User avatar #182065 to #181928 - titsmccracken (04/20/2015) [-]
For the flavor rice milk, for protein eggs or meat.
User avatar #181940 to #181928 - unforgivenfive (04/19/2015) [-]
Milk alternatives like Vanilla Almond or soy, coconut water.
#181945 to #181940 - magicjesuscf ONLINE (04/19/2015) [-]
I think I'll give coconut water a try, sounds tasty as hell.
I think I'll give coconut water a try, sounds tasty as hell.
User avatar #181946 to #181945 - unforgivenfive (04/19/2015) [-]
Almond milk is more like milk.
both are made with water..obviously
look up each on google you'll see what Im talking about
#181929 to #181928 - itszyzzbrah (04/19/2015) [-]
Fuck dat shit brah, change to protein instead. It will get you shredded.
#181930 to #181929 - magicjesuscf ONLINE (04/19/2015) [-]
But I don't work on gains I mostly focus on cardio.

And b4 someone calls me a faggot.
#181931 to #181930 - itszyzzbrah (04/19/2015) [-]
You failed me, cunt.
#181933 to #181931 - magicjesuscf ONLINE (04/19/2015) [-]
Why win fights when you can run away from them.
#181926 - vosdiligunt (04/19/2015) [-]
Okei. I want to see something on my ipad, BUT I can't.. "Not available in your region". How do I proxy or what ever on my ipad? Have been googling it, but didn't find any useful resources. This is for a app btw, not for a web browser.
User avatar #181918 - thisistheguy (04/19/2015) [-]
Any advice on quitting drinking while in an environment that promotes it? I really need to stop drinking but where I'm at and the people I'm with are making it really hard
User avatar #181965 to #181918 - newstart (04/20/2015) [-]
What will your mom think when she finds her shitfaced son smothered on a concrete wall after a drunk driving accident?
User avatar #182031 to #181965 - thisistheguy (04/20/2015) [-]
I'm living in a foreign country driving really doesn't apply here also I'm not fucking retarded
User avatar #181956 to #181918 - nought ONLINE (04/19/2015) [-]
remember drinking is BAD for you

User avatar #181941 to #181918 - unforgivenfive (04/19/2015) [-]
Drink water like you'd drink vodka

Drink Carbonated apple cider it looks like flat beer.

fake it till you make it.
User avatar #181927 to #181918 - dragx (04/19/2015) [-]
Just distract yourself with an alternative to drinking.
Or be open to leave your environment temporarily while you seek to stop drinking.
User avatar #181925 to #181918 - titsmccracken (04/19/2015) [-]
I've never quit drinking, but I did stop smoking pot. I used to be high 24/7. When I decided to quit I was living in a grow house surrounded by stoners. I had to leave that environment. Sometimes moving is the best answer.
User avatar #181921 to #181918 - schurftinator ONLINE (04/19/2015) [-]
I would probably just be up front to my friends and thell them that I'm trying to drink less, so they can kind of keep an eye and understand when I order a soda rather than a beer.
And if they don't understand, they're probably crappy friends to begin with.
#181917 - boomerpyro ONLINE (04/19/2015) [-]
is it possible to use the search function at NSFW? i tried finding that one trap who posts pictures of his own butt but i can't
is it possible to use the search function at NSFW? i tried finding that one trap who posts pictures of his own butt but i can't
User avatar #181920 to #181917 - confusedasian (04/19/2015) [-]
No I just tried.
User avatar #181919 to #181917 - confusedasian (04/19/2015) [-]
Ask gay board for any information on him if he's a user. Other than that, why not just try it yourself?
#181912 - notred ONLINE (04/19/2015) [-]
I'm so fucking tired all the time. I just want to know if my specific senario sounds "normal".

Basically, I just feel tired all the time. I can get up though and function normally though. Coffee and what not don't exactly help to much. It's the type of tired that just feels like your eyes are aching and not your mind I guess?

I work midnights so I'm constantly being woken up during the day getting about 4 hours of sleep. During the midnights I'm fine at work in terms of staying awake, but when I don't work and have a day off it is different. I sleep rather undisturbed and only get about 5 hours sleep, eyes still hurt like normal. I just deal with it like any other day.

User avatar #181916 to #181912 - yourinvisiblegf (04/19/2015) [-]
a lack in some vitamins and/or others oligo-elements ?
#181913 to #181912 - itsbeowulftime ONLINE (04/19/2015) [-]

You need to take some time for you, any time you have a day off sleep as much as you can and see if you feel any better, if not you might wanna see someone about it.
Could be something else messing with your sleep.
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User avatar #181908 to #181901 - makotoitou (04/19/2015) [-]
a donkey can also fuck a dragon
User avatar #181907 to #181901 - sugoi (04/19/2015) [-]
My advice is seek psychiatric help.
User avatar #181900 - yugiohkris (04/19/2015) [-]
Ok I not sure what board to post this so i'll post it in advice and the VG board.
Anyways when I play platforming games like battleblock theater and Super Time force 360 and One my thumb begins to hurt after like 3-5 hours of continuous play.It 's fine after like a couple hours of non-play.Does anyone else have this problem or is it just me?Anyway to get rid of it or change my playstyle?
User avatar #181910 to #181900 - yankeerose (04/19/2015) [-]
I've felt something similar in my hands while playing Hotline Miami. It is useful to position your hands in such a way that the button is directly under where your fingers would be if your hand was completely relaxed, so as to minimize how much you flex your fingers. It also helps if you can find a way to support your wrists while playing for a long time. If you are using a keyboard and the problem persists I would look into purchasing a more erganomic one, with wrist support perhaps. I bought one and it has done wonders for my hands.
User avatar #181897 - thisistheguy (04/19/2015) [-]
Anyone have any advice on how to get over frustration?
#181899 to #181897 - swampprincezz (04/19/2015) [-]
I like to work out. See I am a fatty and when I work out hard enough there's this powerful euphoria that's like better than drugs. I used to do lots of party drugs and exercise was my rreplacement. (I also smoke weed still but its legal here so meh) I also quit smoking cigarettes which really improved my overall anxiety.

Find good groups on Facebook where you can make IRL friends.

Join an outreach program and give your life perspective.

Fap. You loving yourself is a natural antidepressant.

Have a good day <3
#181932 to #181899 - itszyzzbrah (04/19/2015) [-]
Bless you brah, may protein and swoleness forever be in your future. You're a sickkunt if you wanna be.
User avatar #181898 to #181897 - notred ONLINE (04/19/2015) [-]
Just jerk off really.
User avatar #181902 to #181898 - tsoper ONLINE (04/19/2015) [-]
His frustration is sexual frustration.

Rape is the only solution, really.
#181895 - fruzzinoid (04/19/2015) [-]
User avatar #181903 to #181895 - titsmccracken (04/19/2015) [-]
That's a very good question.
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#181894 - anon (04/19/2015) [-]
Why does fapping to pictures of models on instagram feel better then to porn?
User avatar #181942 to #181894 - unforgivenfive (04/19/2015) [-]
Because they have less daddy issues..and they're not be manipulated into taking selfies...they're just stupid enough to do that on their own
User avatar #181893 - Fiction (04/19/2015) [-]
I went out with a girl the other night, and we had a nice time overall, but I can tell it isn't going to be something that will be long term. So my question, is it right to try and go into a relationship knowing it won't be long term? Or should I keep things between us as friends, and keep looking for someone else?
User avatar #181911 to #181893 - joshualegitsky (04/19/2015) [-]
Just let it happen. Think of it like a friendship. I think we all know some of a friends aren't long term but we still hang out. I mean on the other hand, if you don't want to put money into a sinking ship then the ship ain't worth it.
#181906 to #181893 - softdoritocat (04/19/2015) [-]
Do you want it to be a long term?

As long as both of you are up for the same thing (i.e. u both know it's a temporary romance rather than a serious long-term relationship and are ok with it) then I don't see why not. Might be fun.
User avatar #181909 to #181906 - Fiction (04/19/2015) [-]
Yes, I'm looking for something long term, but there are certain differences between us that make it pretty clear that it won't go that way. I mean, I can just say fuck it and dive right in, I just don't want there to be any un-needed upset or wasted time.
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No one likes a jelly monster.
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User avatar #181888 to #181882 - sugoi (04/18/2015) [-]
get yo ignore on
User avatar #181883 to #181882 - ferrettamer ONLINE (04/18/2015) [-]
kill them
User avatar #181885 to #181884 - ferrettamer ONLINE (04/18/2015) [-]
i'm serious you bengal
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User avatar #181881 to #181880 - arenaferox ONLINE (04/18/2015) [-]
I fixed it.
User avatar #181870 - winners (04/18/2015) [-]
accidentally wearing red in this neighborhood right after a gang shooting woops
User avatar #181915 to #181870 - dudeheit (04/19/2015) [-]
What has this to do with the colour?
User avatar #181938 to #181915 - winners (04/19/2015) [-]
Whatever gang it was that was shooting wears red and I didnt wana be mistaken for them
User avatar #182020 to #181938 - dudeheit (04/20/2015) [-]
Dude that sounds like San Andreas, Grove Street Family. Don't get yourself into trouble
User avatar #181944 to #181938 - unforgivenfive (04/19/2015) [-]
Put on a jacket or hoodie.

zip all the way
User avatar #181889 to #181870 - sugoi (04/18/2015) [-]
are the people that you live around actually that sensitive?
jeez this is tumblr levels of sensitivity
User avatar #181862 - womanexplain (04/18/2015) [-]
QT from school wants to 'chill'
where do chill? It's 8pm, I think inviting over would be a bit much, ideas?
User avatar #181891 to #181862 - alexanderburns (04/19/2015) [-]
did you get him by doing the thing
User avatar #181863 to #181862 - dragx (04/18/2015) [-]
A movie? You could buy a ticket near the back and just sit and chill?
User avatar #181865 to #181863 - womanexplain (04/18/2015) [-]
Plus not a lot of talking, I wanna talk cos we haven't been face to face properly before
User avatar #181866 to #181865 - dragx (04/18/2015) [-]
hmmm, does it have to be 8pm? I wouldn't suspect inviting him over would be weird.
Perhaps you could I dunno, chill by a lake or something;')
User avatar #181867 to #181866 - womanexplain (04/18/2015) [-]
No lakes here, and my dad is around and it'd seem a bit forward is all.
User avatar #181868 to #181867 - dragx (04/18/2015) [-]
You don't wanna be forward;)
How about a park?
User avatar #181869 to #181868 - womanexplain (04/18/2015) [-]
Dangerous people lurk in parks :<
User avatar #181871 to #181869 - dragx (04/18/2015) [-]
Do you want to get to know him, or, get to know him;)
User avatar #181872 to #181871 - womanexplain (04/18/2015) [-]
I'm very conservative m8 so get to know him
User avatar #181873 to #181872 - dragx (04/18/2015) [-]
Does it have to be that late?
User avatar #181874 to #181873 - womanexplain (04/18/2015) [-]
If we meet today ye
User avatar #181875 to #181874 - dragx (04/18/2015) [-]
oh shit okay, well. Perhaps do this.
Ask him if he's available for a drink or something? I think the best way to get to know someone is usually in a group. But yeah, a drink will do too.
User avatar #181876 to #181875 - womanexplain (04/18/2015) [-]
He's not 18 so not legal for drinks ;w;
User avatar #181877 to #181876 - dragx (04/18/2015) [-]
hmm, Starbucks then?
User avatar #181878 to #181877 - womanexplain (04/18/2015) [-]
We has no starbucks
User avatar #181879 to #181878 - dragx (04/18/2015) [-]
Holy shit, what kind of a waste land do you live in?;')
Alright, bowling or something? But you guys wanna talk.
If you invite him round i suspect he'd get the wrong message, try getting him to invite you. Apart from that, i'm not too sure what points of interest you're town or village contains?
User avatar #181864 to #181863 - womanexplain (04/18/2015) [-]
Good idea, but idk how we'd get up there :<
User avatar #181859 - tsoper ONLINE (04/18/2015) [-]
I need some high quality porn games like Super Deep Throat or Zone Tan Sex Game.

Does anyone know of any? I have been masturbating to these games for days straight and I would like some new content. Thanks.
#181860 to #181859 - anon (04/18/2015) [-]
try wetpussygames or horny gamer
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