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User avatar #176544 - marioisbestpony (03/02/2015) [-]
Anyone know how to convert Youtube vids to .webm?
User avatar #176603 to #176544 - pokemonstheshiz (03/02/2015) [-]

Convert to a variety of sizes and formats, webms being one
User avatar #176551 to #176544 - jedimage (03/02/2015) [-]
I use this www.clipconverter.cc/
Converts them into mp4s though, not webms. It's good enough for FJ.
User avatar #176552 to #176551 - marioisbestpony (03/02/2015) [-]
It's perfect. Thanks.
User avatar #176547 to #176546 - marioisbestpony (03/02/2015) [-]
I already googled it, I've been struggling with it for 35 minutes, I just thought that someone here might know and save me the trouble.
User avatar #176549 to #176547 - WhereMehSammich (03/02/2015) [-]
If you use the first website just follow the directions. copy/paste youtube link. click analysis youtube. choose format. name file(optional). start/download.
You should specify your problem and hopefully someone will come along and have an answer, rather than asking for someone to help you with a problem we don't know yet.
Hope this helps though...
User avatar #176550 to #176549 - marioisbestpony (03/02/2015) [-]
Will do. Thanks.
User avatar #176541 - corps (03/02/2015) [-]
Gameshow idea I just thought up:

Parent and kid are split up into two separate rooms. They can't see or hear each other at all during this time. The kid (the age of the child will vary) is then asked about various sexual questions and words where they then have to state what they think it means or what their thoughts are on it. Meanwhile the parent has to say what they think their kid will answer.

#176545 to #176541 - anon (03/02/2015) [-]
Too inappropriate for daytime tv, but not quite dirty enough for late night. It's a good idea for something like Adult Swim or some show that has random shit like maybe the old madtv. Can't really think of a show to pitch it to other than tosh.0. Also yeah I'd assume finding participants will be somewhat difficult.
User avatar #176542 to #176541 - sugoi (03/02/2015) [-]
Sexual harassment lawsuits.
User avatar #176516 - yanksfan (03/02/2015) [-]
There's a girl I work with and she's liked me for a little while now. I think she's very pretty and I think I've grown to like her even though we hardly talk. We've never really conversed with each other, just minimal small talk. I know she really likes me because she used to flirt a lot (she gave up because I wasn't responding to her), but I'm just way too nervous to talk to her. I get really uncomfortable when someone I know that likes me talks to me, plus I'm shy. I don't know what to do...
#176529 to #176516 - anon (03/02/2015) [-]
Be a version of yourself that isn't a bitch. basically be alpha.
When they say confidence is key they ain't lying.
User avatar #176514 - hwangw (03/02/2015) [-]
I can't log onto FJ on my laptop, when I try it says request failed. I can browse as an anon but that's it. I can't comment or thumb either. I've tried clearing cache and cookies and reinstalling chrome but still nothing. Any ideas on how I might fix this?
#176530 to #176514 - anon (03/02/2015) [-]
Try logging into a different account?
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User avatar #176496 - zerositnator (03/02/2015) [-]
Does anybody have the content on here about the dog that goes crazy when it hears "CHILD PORN"? I realize there is a youtube video and shit of it, but I need the content link.
User avatar #176493 - flixoe (03/02/2015) [-]
So I've been with a girl for two years (I'm right now 18 and she's a month from being 18), healthy relationship, no sex at all, I'm ultimate beta fag, etc. But enough about that. I've known that her parents treat her sometimes extremely well and other times like absolute shit and it completely pisses me off. She has come over to my house several times now bawling her eyes out because of how her parents have continuously yelled at her and her dad, especially, who has held her in place and made her look at him while he's screaming at her about how she's wronged them (not being a good member of the family, not doing her part, neglecting her schoolwork (she's in the top 5% of our class, so not even close)). She's being emotionally broken down by this and absolutely hates going back to her house, like cries when she has to go back over (and she's the strongest girl, emotionally, I know, so it's crazy to see). She can't confide in the rest of her family and trying to declare herself an adult a month before she actually turns 18 would be more work than waiting until she is actually 18. She has only told me about this and I, not really knowing what to do, am coming to you guys to see if any of you can help me with this. I considered a child abuse report but the only legal sense it has is that she's been emotionally (not physically) abused by her parents but there is no concrete evidence of this. I mean they're literally tearing her apart, and it breaks my heart to see it. And the child abuse report, if it failed, could easily come back to me, be received as falsified and land me in a miserable spot as well. What do FJ?
User avatar #176538 to #176493 - lordbrauner (03/02/2015) [-]
If she's almost out of there, give it time. If there's anything I've learned in life, it's to never burn bridges. Getting her some distance from her family will likely help both her and her parents come to realize that they care for each other a lot more than they let on. My parents and I absolutely did not get along. The day I moved out was sudden, as I packed up and left after a screaming match between myself and them. I remember my mom threw a glass at me as I left, and I heard my dad say "don't even bother coming back". I didn't, and I regret it because now I don't have a choice in whether I want to see them or not.

If she's held out this long, she can hold out just a little while longer. When the time comes, she'll get away from them, but the support system will still be intact should she ever need it.

Your role is to just be there for her when things get to be too much for her to handle on her own.
User avatar #176575 to #176538 - flixoe (03/02/2015) [-]
Thank you so much! I'll make sure that she knows I'm here for her whenever she needs me.
User avatar #176462 - secondlawprevails (03/02/2015) [-]
Just found out my girlfriend for over a year and a half had been raped multiple times by her neighbor over the past several months, she's called the police and everything, but I'm still in shock, confused, just upset with the whole scenario. The worst part is I had to hear it from her parents, because she was too afraid to tell me. I don't want to make things harder on her, but at the same time I'm gonna have a really hard time looking at her the same. Just.....advice please?
User avatar #176539 to #176462 - lordbrauner (03/02/2015) [-]
I think noneckcomics hit the nail on the head here. This is not something that you're supposed to understand or deal with, this is all on her. When she's ready, if she ever is, she'll come and talk to you about it. All you need to do is be patient with her and show empathy and understanding if her anxiety levels increase for any of the various reasons that will probably come of this. Support her, care for her, and when the time is right, listen to her. Don't push the idea, though. She needs to figure this out for herself before she can start to look for more external help, I think.
#176533 to #176462 - anon (03/02/2015) [-]
Well if you wanna catch the guy and your girl is willing you can have her pretend to want more. Have the guy come to your house and then they get frisky then she says no and most likely he will keep going. Make sure to have it all recorded. Kick his ass before anything starts. All you need is attempted rape, then by circumstance he'd probably get convicted of the original rapes as well. After that he goes to prison and the inmates will either kill him or he'll be someone's bitch.
User avatar #176479 to #176462 - amonahan (03/02/2015) [-]
Be a friend to her. Support her. Think about how much she needs you right now. Be there for her.
User avatar #176464 to #176462 - noneckcomics (03/02/2015) [-]
"I'm gonna have a really hard time looking at her the same" Why? You should be there to support her, not to judge or treat her any differently. She probably didn't tell you because of exactly that.
User avatar #176481 to #176464 - secondlawprevails (03/02/2015) [-]
I think I came off wrong there I mean I'm just very uncomfortable with fact that she was raped. This thing is So far out of my comfort zone that I have no idea what to do.
User avatar #176484 to #176481 - noneckcomics (03/02/2015) [-]
Remember, this happened to her not you. I wouldn't let her know you feel any worse towards her for it, if you do that it. Don't come across as self-centered, she isn't yours, she's a person.
User avatar #176491 to #176484 - secondlawprevails (03/02/2015) [-]
Alright man, thanks.
User avatar #176492 to #176491 - noneckcomics (03/02/2015) [-]
Good luck with it all bud, still not sure how she could get raped on different occasions, after the first event didn't she call the police...
User avatar #176495 to #176492 - secondlawprevails (03/02/2015) [-]
The guy was a neighbor and trusted friend of her family. He convinced her that no one would believe her.
User avatar #176498 to #176495 - noneckcomics (03/02/2015) [-]
So, like he's in jail now right? That would be my initial concern...
User avatar #176501 to #176498 - secondlawprevails (03/02/2015) [-]
No, he robbed them blind and disappeared off the face of the earth. This all only came to light after he started forwarding nude pictures of her to everyone they knew.
User avatar #176507 to #176501 - hoponthefeelstrain (03/02/2015) [-]
In light of this news I really enforce what I said, please as soon as you can go see her in person and let her know you still love her and that the man who did that to her can't break her. She's still who she was before and she's still loved.
User avatar #176504 to #176501 - noneckcomics (03/02/2015) [-]
Dang, what an awful situation...
User avatar #176508 to #176504 - secondlawprevails (03/02/2015) [-]
Yeah it is, and I feel pretty frickin powerless to do anything making it better.
User avatar #176509 to #176508 - noneckcomics (03/02/2015) [-]
Have you tried just asking her how you could help?
User avatar #176510 to #176509 - secondlawprevails (03/02/2015) [-]
Yeah, she said getting to see me this weekend would help make things better.
User avatar #176512 to #176510 - noneckcomics (03/02/2015) [-]
I wish you two the best.
User avatar #176517 to #176512 - secondlawprevails (03/02/2015) [-]
Thanks man. I just hope they find the fucker responsible for it all.
User avatar #176522 to #176517 - noneckcomics (03/02/2015) [-]
What comes around goes around, I'm sure he'll be dropping soap soon enough. Besides, such scum doesn't deserve to live rent free inside your head.
User avatar #176525 to #176522 - secondlawprevails (03/02/2015) [-]
I can't help it, I'm a worry-er. I fret over things.
User avatar #176527 to #176525 - noneckcomics (03/02/2015) [-]
Worrying has never helped anything.
User avatar #176528 to #176527 - secondlawprevails (03/02/2015) [-]
I know, all its ever done in the past is give me stomachs ulcers. I have no doubt in my mind this will give me one. But I can't help but worry about her, I love her.
User avatar #176463 to #176462 - hoponthefeelstrain (03/02/2015) [-]
honestly. Just be there for her, and maybe don't touch her. After being raped a lot of victims don't want to be touched. Don't treat her any differently, that's most likely the reason she didn't want to tell you. Just be there to listen when she's ready to talk.

Why don't you think you can look at her the same?
User avatar #176477 to #176463 - secondlawprevails (03/02/2015) [-]
Because we're dealing with the fact that some filthy lowlife raped her, and this thing is so far out of my comfort zone I don't even know where to start. I'm Just confused and upset and I don't know what to think.
User avatar #176480 to #176477 - hoponthefeelstrain (03/02/2015) [-]
She went to the police, she had to retell her story over and over, get tested for STD's , blood drawn and had a tiny camera shoved up her cooch for a rape kit. Seriously just support her.

The guy who did that to her is an evil piece of shit and he'll get what's coming to him when he goes to jail, the process won't be fast and they might not even convict him. Your girlfriend needs someone to lean on right now. Let that be you.
User avatar #176500 to #176480 - secondlawprevails (03/02/2015) [-]
I've done my best to comfort her over the phone. Told her she could trust me and talk to me about anything. Feel like Shit I couldn't comfort her in person, I'm stuck at college. Still getting over the shock of the news.
User avatar #176502 to #176500 - hoponthefeelstrain (03/02/2015) [-]
whenever you get the chance to see her surprise her with foods she loves (chocolates, ice cream, cakes) and movies. A night for you guys to just stay in and chill. A movie will let you guys spend time together while you don't necessarily have to talk but you'll still be close. Also I'd suggest giving her a giant stuffed animal of some sort. Something to comfort her when you're not around.

Tell me her favorite animal and I can see if I can find a giant version of it? That is if you're up for that. I think it'd be good for her, having something to squeeze and hug and to remind her of you. It's what my boyfriend did and we're also long distance dating.
User avatar #176511 to #176502 - secondlawprevails (03/02/2015) [-]
She likes horses. And anime.
User avatar #176515 to #176513 - secondlawprevails (03/02/2015) [-]
Thanks. I think she would love that. I'll have to save up for it, but at least now I can feel like I'm doing something.
User avatar #176518 to #176515 - hoponthefeelstrain (03/02/2015) [-]
I'm really glad I could help. Also just keep in mind you don't have to buy her things to feel like you're doing stuff, taking her on a pic nick or camping (if she's into that) are low cost dates and will still show you care
User avatar #176519 to #176518 - secondlawprevails (03/02/2015) [-]
Maybe the picnic idea, both her parents are in really poor health, and they rely heavily on having her around, so it's hard to get her out of the house.
User avatar #176520 to #176519 - hoponthefeelstrain (03/02/2015) [-]
Well it's a good thing she has someone like you who cares for her . When you get the horse you should put one of your shirts on it. It's sounds creepy but the main reason girls steal guy hoodies is cause the guy smells great. We give them back once they lose their smell.
User avatar #176521 to #176520 - secondlawprevails (03/02/2015) [-]
She could have all my fucking hoodies man, just anything to make her feel better. I love this girl to bits, if I wasn't a poorfag in college I'd have asked her to marry me already.
User avatar #176523 to #176521 - hoponthefeelstrain (03/02/2015) [-]
It'll take time for her to feel better. And seriously it's great that you love her, just make sure she knows it . But I do find it comforting to steal my boyfriends hoodies and wear them/smell them. Especially when the smell like him. So maybe she would to.
User avatar #176526 to #176523 - secondlawprevails (03/02/2015) [-]
Ok. I'll ask her if she'd like to borrow one.
User avatar #176531 to #176526 - hoponthefeelstrain (03/02/2015) [-]
alright well good luck with everything.
User avatar #176532 to #176531 - secondlawprevails (03/02/2015) [-]
Thanks. Can I pm you in the future as things progress? I feel like talking is really helping me sort my thoughts out.
User avatar #176537 to #176532 - hoponthefeelstrain (03/02/2015) [-]
Yea of course. I'll add you.
User avatar #176461 - hidanfangirl (03/02/2015) [-]
So, this fedora wearing brony at my school wants to date me. He asked me and I politely said no. He keeps on saying he wants to hug and kiss me though. How do I get him to stop?
User avatar #176589 to #176461 - focalanemo (03/02/2015) [-]
You know if a person starts acting retarded, you can stop being polite to get something through their head.
User avatar #176534 to #176461 - WhereMehSammich (03/02/2015) [-]
Make a scene the next time he tries and make sure he's embarrassed. During lunch or near the end of class just loudly assert that you're not into guys/faggots who are into my little pony. Say he's ugly. It's rude and mean but definitely effective. It may backfire and he'll shootup you and your school, but it's unlikely. Just watch out. As with any guy, they're unpredictable. Statistically he's more likely to an hero than he is to murder you.
User avatar #176535 to #176534 - hidanfangirl (03/02/2015) [-]
Alright. By the way I have no problem with ponies in general because I consider myself a fan, I just have a problem with the whole brony ideal that this guy has.
User avatar #176505 to #176461 - alexanderburns ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
so he's a hidanfangirlfanboy
User avatar #176482 to #176461 - amonahan (03/02/2015) [-]
Say this explicitly "I don't find ANY aspect of you attractive at all. Stop asking to hug me. Stop asking to kiss me. I don't like you nor will I ever like you. If you persist I will press charges against you (make something up about stalking or some shit). Are we clear?" See where that takes you.
User avatar #176469 to #176461 - terriblytreble (03/02/2015) [-]
Hold on, hold on. Guys, what if we're going about this all wrong? We all know bronies can't get laid. This is a universal truth. What would happen if one DID?
My hypothesis is that he would crumble into cheeto dust.
It may not be very fun, but say yes. It might mean one less brony.
User avatar #176476 to #176474 - terriblytreble (03/02/2015) [-]
Hey man, that's fine.
User avatar #176451 - gharshi (03/02/2015) [-]
Okay, I know this might be a pretty far reach, but I thought I should take the chance..

so I'm looking for a song that is fairly new, and I remember very little of it but it sounded a bit like house music. it had a pretty dominant base with a girl humming and "moaning" as a part of the beat. then I think some guy rapped in small parts (not sure about this, but I think I heard a dude somewhere in there). the beat sounded really weird and mysterious

now is there anyone who knows what I'm looking for? I really, really need to find it
#176548 to #176451 - anon (03/02/2015) [-]
Try soundhound or upload a vocaroo and maybe someone here will recognize it.
User avatar #176555 to #176548 - gharshi (03/02/2015) [-]
I would but I remember very little of it. it's really blurry I don't even remember the beat. just remember the girls voice being a part of it, and that it sounded really trippy and slightly creepy
#176582 to #176555 - anon (03/02/2015) [-]
fairly new... how new? Like this year or what? Where and when did you hear it? The radio, a game, tv show?
User avatar #176583 to #176582 - gharshi (03/02/2015) [-]
probably this year, or at least at the end of 2014. heard it on the radio a week ago. I thought the station was "NRJ", so I checked their website and spent hours going through their playlists, but didn't find anything
#176591 to #176583 - anon (03/02/2015) [-]
Honestly have no idea so I'll just post random guesses and try to get lucky. If i had to guess I'd say it was Ellie Goulding, Lorde, or some dubstep-esque artist like ones I'm about to post. Perhaps you'll recognize the voice of the artist if one of them are the one. Radio stations still play older songs so it might not have been something new.
Hope you remember it...
User avatar #176601 to #176591 - gharshi (03/02/2015) [-]
thank you so much for the effort, but sadly it's none of them. in the song I'm looking for, the girl didn't sing. she just made short sounds that was a part of the beat. also, it was more like techno, not dubstep.

I've been looking for it all day now, I'm trying so hard to remember the details that now the song doesn't even seem real anymore. anyways, I'll keep looking and if I find it, I'll post it here in care you were curious
User avatar #176485 to #176453 - amonahan (03/02/2015) [-]
It's definitely this

User avatar #176449 - itzsquiggle (03/02/2015) [-]
Movies always portray cheating and taking coke to be the norm. I find this increasingly intrusive on my state of mind and mental health. Continuously being bombarded with thoughts that I'll never find anyone who isn't an unfaithful wild party goer.

I hate this. Because now I feel like that is all there is to life and there are no quiet people in this day and age of our race.
User avatar #176536 to #176449 - WhereMehSammich (03/02/2015) [-]
It's understandable. You and many other young men like you are choosing to be more reclusive because of the behavior of women and society. Just do your best and be your best and you'll find someone. There are faithful women out there who don't need to go out and party. As for either gender once you mature a bit more you realize partying isn't the greatest shit ever and do it less. Cheating is for whores and the weak minded. Love's a hard game but if you don't play you won't win. Might as well try.
User avatar #176487 to #176449 - amonahan (03/02/2015) [-]
Strengthen your mind.
User avatar #176466 to #176449 - noneckcomics (03/02/2015) [-]
They exist, trust me. Never give up.
User avatar #176454 to #176449 - megasharkman (03/02/2015) [-]
Then don't watch those shows/movies.
#176437 - hoponthefeelstrain (03/02/2015) [-]
Advice on naming him? It's 8 feet long btw.
User avatar #176467 to #176437 - noneckcomics (03/02/2015) [-]
Squidward Jr
User avatar #176470 to #176467 - hoponthefeelstrain (03/02/2015) [-]
but that's lame
User avatar #176472 to #176470 - noneckcomics (03/02/2015) [-]
Fine, Mr Snuggleplush or Tentacool
User avatar #176473 to #176472 - hoponthefeelstrain (03/02/2015) [-]
Mr. Squiggles?
User avatar #176478 to #176473 - noneckcomics (03/02/2015) [-]
Mr Squiggles works. I like how he's 8 feet long and has 8 technically 6 feet 2 arms but for this jokes sake feet.
User avatar #176483 to #176478 - hoponthefeelstrain (03/02/2015) [-]
I got to pick out the patterns myself to personalize it. I'm really happy with how it turned out. Plus yea that thing is massive, it's the entire length of my bed and then some :o
User avatar #176486 to #176483 - noneckcomics (03/02/2015) [-]
I never knew I wanted one so much.. How did you acquire this titan?
User avatar #176489 to #176486 - hoponthefeelstrain (03/02/2015) [-]
boyfriend bought it for me for valentines day and the lady who made it just shipped it..

that's the shop I bought it from but some people do sell them cheaper, I just chose this one cause I could pick out what patterns I wanted.
User avatar #176497 to #176489 - noneckcomics (03/02/2015) [-]
Bless, you lucky sod. Thanks for the link
User avatar #176499 to #176497 - hoponthefeelstrain (03/02/2015) [-]
no problem. Everyone deserves a giant squid to cuddle.
User avatar #176455 to #176437 - megasharkman (03/02/2015) [-]
User avatar #176442 to #176437 - dangercliff (03/02/2015) [-]
Jay Owen
User avatar #176444 to #176443 - dangercliff (03/02/2015) [-]
Jay Ywen?
User avatar #176445 to #176444 - hoponthefeelstrain (03/02/2015) [-]
I was thinking of naming him What's Kraken
User avatar #176447 to #176445 - dangercliff (03/02/2015) [-]
Jay Owen.
User avatar #176438 to #176437 - hoponthefeelstrain (03/02/2015) [-]
or I guess it'd be better if I asked for name suggestions.
#176415 - prominant (03/01/2015) [-]
My laptop is bad, most games will lag when I play them.. I am bored. So bored. Nothing to do, any suggestions?
User avatar #176450 to #176415 - megasharkman (03/02/2015) [-]
Old school rpgs like Planescape Torment
User avatar #176420 to #176415 - sugoi (03/02/2015) [-]
Play flash games.
#176424 to #176420 - prominant (03/02/2015) [-]
Name the best one you've ever played
User avatar #176426 to #176424 - sugoi (03/02/2015) [-]
I've played a lot and forgot a lot.
Dinorun was a good favorite of mine a while back.
#176430 to #176426 - prominant (03/02/2015) [-]
You know, that's actually not a bad shout, cheers dude
User avatar #176440 to #176430 - dangercliff (03/02/2015) [-]

Good shit usually
Also, Hearthstone can eat a lot of your time and very little of your ram
User avatar #176419 to #176415 - SOUL CRUSHER (03/02/2015) [-]
read a book
#176423 to #176419 - prominant (03/02/2015) [-]
But I don't have any books.. ;_;
User avatar #176488 to #176423 - amonahan (03/02/2015) [-]
have fun.
#176490 to #176488 - prominant (03/02/2015) [-]
Thanks dude
User avatar #176436 to #176423 - sumbodi (03/02/2015) [-]
then read random things around your house
User avatar #176414 - cloakndagger (03/01/2015) [-]
Right, so I need some advice. I have this fedora, see? I got it when I was younger, thought it was a pretty cool hat with real nice aesthetics. Never really wore it in too cringey of a fashion, as in with leather jackets and videogame shirts, or shit that would clash with the style. but I've stopped wearing it because I started noticing a rabid hate of it online, and I started sticking to just basic baseball caps and shit.

I want to know how far this hatred goes. In the past few years I've taken a liking to dressing in a somewhat specific way. I'll normally wear a plain t-shirt with an open button-up short sleeve shirt and a pair of jeans/cargos. If I replace the more accepted hats with a fedora like I've been thinking about doing, do you think it would go with that style? I wouldn't be laughed at behind my back, right?
User avatar #176452 to #176414 - megasharkman (03/02/2015) [-]
After you said "fedora, see?" I read that in an old timey gangster voice. Also never wear a fedora again. Just ask a girl or more feminine dude whst kind of hat you should wear.
User avatar #176421 to #176414 - sugoi (03/02/2015) [-]
It goes pretty deep.
I was with a group of friends at uni and I was wearing one of those army cap type deals and then a girl asked if that was a fedora.

Basically all the guys practically shouted NO! in disgust.

Now unless you're an old man wearing one made from straw or something you probably shouldn't ever wear it again.
User avatar #176425 to #176421 - cloakndagger (03/02/2015) [-]
Yeah, I'll just stick to the baseball cap then.
User avatar #176418 to #176414 - derpityhurr (03/02/2015) [-]
id stick to beanies or baseball hats
User avatar #176417 to #176414 - redandgreen (03/02/2015) [-]
Hats don't look good on anyone I think.
User avatar #176416 to #176414 - cloakndagger (03/01/2015) [-]
It's actually a trilby, but everyone mistakes it for a fedora. Not sure how many people know this, so I just called it what it's misnamed as.
User avatar #176413 - terriblytreble (03/01/2015) [-]
I need a cheap laptop that can run Minecraft without lagging and overheating.
Like seriously the one I have now is a piece of shit.
User avatar #176468 to #176413 - noneckcomics (03/02/2015) [-]
Why not get a desktop for gaming? much more stable, cheap, and better performance wise. Then use your laptop for portable non gaming stuffs.
User avatar #176471 to #176468 - terriblytreble (03/02/2015) [-]
Any reccomendations?
User avatar #176475 to #176471 - noneckcomics (03/02/2015) [-]
For $500 someone on the technology board should be able to sort you out. Just make sure you get at LEAST 6gb ram for minecrafting. Next priority look for a good processor, Intel i3 range for your budget probably. Then look for a nice dedicated graphics card. Avoid integrated only, they're so bad. The rest is fairly basic (storage/OS)
User avatar #176422 to #176413 - sugoi (03/02/2015) [-]
Define "cheap"
User avatar #176427 to #176422 - terriblytreble (03/02/2015) [-]
I want to be able to afford it without having to pimp my mother on the streets.
User avatar #176429 to #176427 - sugoi (03/02/2015) [-]
That's still not a price tag.
User avatar #176431 to #176429 - terriblytreble (03/02/2015) [-]
Look below.
User avatar #176428 to #176427 - terriblytreble (03/02/2015) [-]
500 dollars or less. Or around that.
User avatar #176432 to #176428 - sugoi (03/02/2015) [-]
That ones like 279 or some shit and plays well at 30fps.
User avatar #176433 to #176432 - sugoi (03/02/2015) [-]
Warning though, it apparently has shit battery life and you can't switch out batteries.
By shit I mean like... 2 hours or some shit. So I guess it'll be fine as long as you lug a charger around.
User avatar #176435 to #176433 - terriblytreble (03/02/2015) [-]
My current laptop has a real shit battery life too. I can live.
User avatar #176405 - WootBoot (03/01/2015) [-]
The reason I'm posting this is because if i had heard this advice years ago, it would have helped me alot and hopefully it'll be useful to someone here
I know there's alot of people here who have trouble getting laid or finding a girlfriend and i just wanted to say that anyone can get a girl despite looks, wealth, or confidence. I know most of us are betas but even that doesnt matter, you just have to get out there and actually talk to girls. The only difference between what we call alphas and betas is trying. Its like any other skill, you'll get better with practice. And everyone has heard this before but be yourself, dont lie about what you're like or what you're looking for. Be clear about your intentions with her in a way thats not creepy, try not to seem desperate or move too fast, and keep it simple. Girls respect that alot more than money or looks, at least the ones who are worth anything do
Almost posted as anon but at the last second i realized that this is worth any ammount of imaginary red thumbs
tldr; fuck you, read it
User avatar #176401 - karvarausku ONLINE (03/01/2015) [-]
Okay guys. My gf birthday is coming up and I have no idea what we should do..

For starters there is a movie theater in my town so we are going there, but after that I have no idea. We are both adults and we can go to bar, but there's no fun in that. There are no restaurants or any "decent" eating places in the town I could take her (kebabs and that shit there is, but come on it's her bd).

No hobby options like karting / paintball stuff so that's invalid option...

So guys.. I'm looking to make her day special with movie ---> bd at home ---> maybe candle dinner at home too, but question is... What to cook?

ps: I'm gonna let my computer cooldown that day so I'm not accidentally the whole day on computer..
User avatar #176494 to #176401 - amonahan (03/02/2015) [-]
Make some sandwiches. Get some pop. and go out on an old fashioned picnic. Make her favourite food or something. Take her somewhere special to her. Something like that. You don't need money to make something special.
User avatar #176524 to #176494 - karvarausku ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
You do realize it's still winter in Finland... The lakes are frozen, snow like hell.

The places that I would take her require car (which I do not own).
User avatar #176568 to #176524 - amonahan (03/02/2015) [-]
No where previously did you state that it was in Finland. In that case go for a romantic winter walk?
User avatar #176574 to #176568 - karvarausku ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
Naah. It's usually obvious from my name. But I do realize what you mean. Also I don't know why ppl are thumbing down these answers.
User avatar #176639 to #176574 - amonahan (03/03/2015) [-]
Dude, anonymous hates me. It's as if theres one person who follows all of my comments and thumbs them down :/ oh well. Life goes on. And plus I've made some awesome comments that WAY outscale the negs, so im happy. But anyway, about the date. What does she like to do? What are some of her favourite things? What do you know makes her happy (besides sex)? Example: You know she LOVES hawaiian pizza, and also she started watching this new show. BAM idea. Order her fav pizza, snuggle on the couch watching her favourite movie or show or marathon that new show she likes and give her a back rub or rub her feet. As long as the thought and effort is there I'm sure she'll love it.
User avatar #176457 to #176401 - MrKittyKat (03/02/2015) [-]
try for like a very special cuisine of some sort, ask her what her favorite food is,

my old gf was bangers n mash, we were planning it for our one year anniversary but we broke up 7 months in ;_;

The fact is even if you fuck it up she'll see all the effort you put in and be happy cos of it.
Best of luck bro
User avatar #176403 to #176401 - megasharkman (03/01/2015) [-]
Pasta with italian sausage, bananas, and rice krispy treats in the shape of penises.
#176399 - jojoj (03/01/2015) [-]
Why do i not get any notifications anymore from the accounts i'm subscribed to?
I've gone into preferences and it says i should be getting them.
User avatar #176387 - sideism (03/01/2015) [-]
do gay people masturbate to straight porn the same way straight people masturbate to gay porn?

questions like this keep me up at night....
User avatar #176395 to #176387 - redandgreen (03/01/2015) [-]
You posted this in Hobby as well? Straight people don't masturbate to gay porn do they!?
User avatar #176397 to #176395 - sideism (03/01/2015) [-]
like guys looking at lesbian porn
User avatar #176402 to #176397 - redandgreen (03/01/2015) [-]
It didn't occur to me, sorry.
User avatar #176396 to #176395 - karvarausku ONLINE (03/01/2015) [-]
he/she prob means lesbian for guys and gay for girls.

Girls that go to conventions usually tend to fantasize about gay boys... (cause yaoi and stuff)
User avatar #176400 to #176396 - redandgreen (03/01/2015) [-]
Oh. OK.
User avatar #176386 - chonies (03/01/2015) [-]
So im trying to install some sounds for team fortress 2 but nothing works. Huds and displays work, and google doesn't help.i need help wtf am I doing wrong?
User avatar #176391 to #176386 - scapeartist (03/01/2015) [-]
did you remember to replace the old sound files with the ones you downloaded? You might have forgotten to delete/replace the original files.
User avatar #176392 to #176391 - chonies (03/01/2015) [-]
So where are the sound files do you know? I have been putting them in C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\SteamApps\common\Team Fortress 2\tf\custom
User avatar #176393 to #176392 - scapeartist (03/01/2015) [-]
there should bein .../common/Team Fortress 2/tf/tf2miscdir.vpk

Because of the file type, you might need a special program to open the file. I'm not sure.
User avatar #176394 to #176393 - chonies (03/01/2015) [-]
Ok, I'll see if I can open it
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