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User avatar #126047 - devanteeklund (04/06/2014) [-]
ok guys my friends birthday is today. lets see your funniest or most disturbing birthday pics
User avatar #126063 to #126047 - ScottP (04/06/2014) [-]
Happy birthday
#126049 to #126047 - megavoir ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #126058 to #126049 - misticalz ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
gud one mega
User avatar #126060 to #126058 - megavoir ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
i no it took all day 2 thnk of
#126040 - harbingerwolf (04/06/2014) [-]
So even though i beat myself up over it so much that i've never had a GF on top of it my dad gives me never ending shit about it. Raging at me everytime i sit on the xbox or laptop despite me being in an insufferable full time job and being twenty fucking one.   
   
He keeps yelling at me that i should be on dating sites, and that when i tell him i have been and even paid for the rip offs he thinks im lying and doesnt trust me. Work really has killed me and when im home i just want to relax so i dont need this shit and i need to unwind by stepping on people in giant robots online. Anyway i have tried those sites and rarely found any girls that stood out, the few that did i politely messaged and received no reply. I got shit tonnes of messages myself but upon paying the fee to fucking read them they were all automated spam messages, every single one of them.   
   
I joined i think 4 big dating sites, then i joined 1 furry one just on a whim, curiosities sake mostly, and there i actually got several messages from a few actual girls who i've since been talking with. No one knows im a furry and i plan to keep it that way, but at the same time i want to tell my dad that im at least talking to girls to get him off my back. Dont think i can get advice for this, just needed to vent somewhere.
So even though i beat myself up over it so much that i've never had a GF on top of it my dad gives me never ending shit about it. Raging at me everytime i sit on the xbox or laptop despite me being in an insufferable full time job and being twenty fucking one.

He keeps yelling at me that i should be on dating sites, and that when i tell him i have been and even paid for the rip offs he thinks im lying and doesnt trust me. Work really has killed me and when im home i just want to relax so i dont need this shit and i need to unwind by stepping on people in giant robots online. Anyway i have tried those sites and rarely found any girls that stood out, the few that did i politely messaged and received no reply. I got shit tonnes of messages myself but upon paying the fee to fucking read them they were all automated spam messages, every single one of them.

I joined i think 4 big dating sites, then i joined 1 furry one just on a whim, curiosities sake mostly, and there i actually got several messages from a few actual girls who i've since been talking with. No one knows im a furry and i plan to keep it that way, but at the same time i want to tell my dad that im at least talking to girls to get him off my back. Dont think i can get advice for this, just needed to vent somewhere.
User avatar #126107 to #126040 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/06/2014) [-]
Dating sites = joke. I found out that my dorm mate had a dating profile and we made a fake one and had conversations with him. He never found out and we stopped the prank after a week. He got really depressed and dropped out of college though... woops.
User avatar #126096 to #126040 - womanexplain (04/06/2014) [-]
If you're 21, you're an adult. Take your time in whatever relations you wish to pursue. If your father cannot accept this, tell him to his face that you are not a child and you are capable of handling your own romantic life.
User avatar #126088 to #126040 - iridium (04/06/2014) [-]
What you do in your private time is none of his fucking business. It's your life, you choose who you want to spend it with. As long as you can sustain yourself, who gives a damn if you're the biggest playboy in the world or a sedentary, lazy bastard? well that latter one you should still be eating healthy and exercising, but you know what I mean.
User avatar #126079 to #126040 - advicedude (04/06/2014) [-]
I meant no one actually cares whether you have a girlfriend or not in the real world. Do what you want or when it's right for you.
User avatar #126080 to #126079 - harbingerwolf (04/06/2014) [-]
Ahhh, thats different. Well i dont really no anyone else to give me shit, its just him that gives me shit. And i know the whole do it at your own pace thing, but the thing is i've wanted a girlfriend myself for years for my own reasons, i dont need him adding to that stress and i've told him that before.
User avatar #126092 to #126080 - advicedude (04/06/2014) [-]
Well it's one thing to be an ass to you about it but it's another if your feelings are putting him down or if you're a bummer to be around because of moping or something. I'd just suggest going to music shows around you, places people go to spend more than 15 minutes of their time.
User avatar #126073 to #126040 - nimba (04/06/2014) [-]
If you're a guy, it only gets easier as you get older apparently
User avatar #126064 to #126040 - ScottP (04/06/2014) [-]
Your dad sounds very engrained in the idea that one should be finding a lifelong partner at around 20 or so. Tell him that it'll happen when it happens, and that there's no point in rushing something as complicated as a relationship.
User avatar #126068 to #126064 - harbingerwolf (04/06/2014) [-]
Done that time and time again, there's no convincing him. Originally he was supposed to stop when i signed up to those sites but that never happened.
User avatar #126061 to #126040 - advicedude (04/06/2014) [-]
Protip: No one actually cares.
User avatar #126042 to #126040 - EdwardNigma (04/06/2014) [-]
Tel him to fuck off, you're a twenty one year old man, you have the right to live your life as you see fit and he stopped being able to control your life the day you turned 18/21. If he doesn't like it, tough shit for him.
User avatar #126039 - peikkonaama (04/06/2014) [-]
Good suggestions for a first date? I'm only 17 and not made of cash though.
User avatar #126089 to #126039 - iridium (04/06/2014) [-]
Even if you know each other well, it's still a better idea to avoid something like a movie or food, where your attention isn't on each other and room for talking is minimal.
User avatar #126082 to #126039 - awesomerninjathing (04/06/2014) [-]
you could go downtown shopping then for a coffee or some shit
User avatar #126074 to #126039 - nimba (04/06/2014) [-]
Movie then dinner, so you got something to talk about
User avatar #126065 to #126039 - ScottP (04/06/2014) [-]
No movies. Maybe a dinner at a decent restaurant (no mickey D's)
User avatar #126069 to #126065 - peikkonaama (04/06/2014) [-]
Why? I don't really need to get to know her, since I've known her for a long time, which seems like the only thing a dinner would be good for.
User avatar #126070 to #126069 - ScottP (04/06/2014) [-]
Okay then movies. Captain America the Winter Soldier was freaking fantastic
User avatar #126071 to #126070 - peikkonaama (04/06/2014) [-]
Also, how I would I ask her out? I occasionally talk to her at school, so should I just go up to her, ask her out and hope for the best, or start a conversation, and ask after a while?
User avatar #126072 to #126071 - ScottP (04/06/2014) [-]
Yeah start up a conversation first and ease into the question. It'd be a little weird if you just run up to her out of nowhere and just ask, then leave.
User avatar #126045 to #126039 - peikkonaama (04/06/2014) [-]
Also, how I would I ask her out? I occasionally talk to her at school, so should I just go up to her, ask her out and hope for the best, or start a conversation, and ask after a while?
User avatar #126041 to #126039 - harbingerwolf (04/06/2014) [-]
Movie?
Never been on a date myself but i would go for a movie that we'd both like. Cinema's shouldnt be that costly and i'd imagine you both get to know each other a little more over a nice takeaway or burger on the way home.
User avatar #126043 to #126041 - peikkonaama (04/06/2014) [-]
Seems like a good idea. Although I've always considered a movie sort of "lazy", and also it seems odd to just sit next to eachother for 2 hours, withouth talking. Also, I should've mentioned that I've known the person for a long time, so getting to know each other is redundant.
User avatar #126044 to #126043 - harbingerwolf (04/06/2014) [-]
Hmm, well i would of thought of it as simple rather than lazy. I guess you could talk now and then during it, and if not it obviously leads to a lot of discussion afterwards. If you dont need to know about her specifically you can always talk about anything else i guess.
#126037 - anonymous (04/06/2014) [-]
I almost never get a boner from looking at people i find attractive. I mean i see in comment sections of sexy contents people are all on about having boners, and im just sat here with not even a twiddle despite thinking they are sexy as fook. No problem when looking at porn, is this normal?
User avatar #126090 to #126037 - iridium (04/06/2014) [-]
You masturbate too often.
#126050 to #126037 - misticalz ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
it's the same with me
People are just lonely bastards here
User avatar #126036 - thisisestonia (04/06/2014) [-]
what is a snapback cap called without the snapback part? can't find it anywhere, where I come from, it's just a cap
User avatar #126046 to #126036 - derpityhurr (04/06/2014) [-]
a fitted flatbill hat
User avatar #126052 to #126046 - thisisestonia (04/06/2014) [-]
thanks a bunch.
#126021 - anonymous (04/06/2014) [-]
one of my cats died an hour ago...feeling pretty bent up bout it....in and out of tears. She was my cat.need someone to talk to right now..someone who isnt my mom..lest she be hysterical again
User avatar #126029 to #126021 - hellomynameisbill (04/06/2014) [-]
meow.



meow.
User avatar #126022 to #126021 - unforgivenfive (04/06/2014) [-]
comments from me..is anyone on?
User avatar #126023 to #126022 - iridium (04/06/2014) [-]
Bummer, man. I've been through the loss of cats a couple times myself.
User avatar #126024 to #126023 - unforgivenfive (04/06/2014) [-]
its the first real death in my family that ive been affected by..my grand dad died almost a decade ago. but this just happened..wasnt even that old she was 4 or 5.
User avatar #126025 to #126024 - iridium (04/06/2014) [-]
Was she sick/did she have a condition? A friend of mine lost a cat at a year old because it had serious digestive system issues.
User avatar #126026 to #126025 - unforgivenfive (04/06/2014) [-]
no not really. my mom woke up because she heard them playing around in the bathroom ( they usually do at night) the she hears..idk.. she calls my name and I get up real quick.shes lying on the floor with her in her arms. she doesnt know what happened but I think it was just a playing accident and she just fell the wrong way.oh man..I just feel like shit atm...she was the closest thing to love I had..I broke up with my on and off gf for good last may. sushi my cat would always come up to me and let me rub her face and scratch behind her ears.....fuck
User avatar #126028 to #126026 - iridium (04/06/2014) [-]
Ouch, that's pretty rough. It's hard to lose a close pet so young, I lost my cockatiel (not the one in my profile pic) when he was only 3 years old, and felt especially bad because I found out about it when I came home from a trip to a friends. Made me almost feel guilty.

Sometimes, animals just have something that cuts their life short. It's sad, but it's the truth. It's better to remember the time, the good times, that you spent together, rather than lamenting over the time you won't get. Even when they die, the memory doesn't have to leave you. It might be hard now, but time heals all wounds.
User avatar #126033 to #126028 - unforgivenfive (04/06/2014) [-]
yeah. im stopped crying a bit ago.probably will come back all thru out the day.sucks cause i have to work until midnight tonight...I just want to craw into a whole atm..thanks Iridium.
User avatar #126034 to #126033 - iridium (04/06/2014) [-]
Don't mention it.

There's no end all cure for the sadness over the loss of a loved one, whether that be a person or an animal, and everyone deals with it differently. But you should be okay soon.

Look at it this way; there are a lot of cats who don't get the chance to live in a good home. You may have only had a few years with her, but she got to live those in a house that (I assume) took good care of her, where she was safe and well loved.
User avatar #126035 to #126034 - unforgivenfive (04/06/2014) [-]
she was a fat cat..but I lived in Israel for a while. they have a big cat problem there. skinny,infested,wild creatures from the cities to the deserts..my mom found our cats in a bush behind her bosses house minutes before the gardening crew came with the weed wacker..I couldnt(and cant imagine my life without both of them running round place
User avatar #126027 to #126026 - unforgivenfive (04/06/2014) [-]
I loved her more than I love most people..
#126016 - spoonnome (04/06/2014) [-]
Does anyone know how to get advertisement for a local band? Or how to get music on to Pandora? Do you need a label for that?
User avatar #126019 to #126016 - iridium (04/06/2014) [-]
I don't think you need a major label considering I've found bands like Greenhaven on Pandora very obscure hard rock group from Arizona , but I think you need to have at least some status.

Also, you won't make jack shit for money on Pandora and probably aren't going to be linked to anything but really obscure stuff unless you're a well known band.
#126004 - anonymous (04/06/2014) [-]
who should I listen to, to nail a russian accent in 2 months
cus i have to nail one in 2 months
hekp
User avatar #126020 to #126004 - iridium (04/06/2014) [-]
I can do a basic Russian accent (it's a bit stereotypical as opposed to a more natural one you hear actual Russians use) from practicing with a guy who had to have one for a part in a play. What he did was make up basically his own persona/character with the accent and used the accent throughout the days leading up to the performance in all of his non-formal settings. I started doing it for fun, but also to help him out. Key thing that helped me practice it was to have sort of a set phrase, that I would try to repeat with the accent that would help set up my diction. There's also a certain "aura" you gotta to try and capture with the accent. Also remember the slight changes in grammar. A lot of times when I hear Russian accents, they don't use determiners very often (a, the, an).

There are a lot of videos out there you can watch on how to do the accent. Usually you can tell which ones are quality though. I don't know any in particular off the top of my head, but I remember just looking up ones on youtube.
User avatar #126005 to #126004 - iridium (04/06/2014) [-]
Are we talking a flawless, real one or will a stereotypical one do?

User avatar #125976 - tsoper ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
I need some advice on how I can pee straight again without getting it all over the toilet seat.

Ever since i stretched and enlarged my foreskin out, i screwed with my penis aim. Now everytme i piss, it sprays and doesnt go in a smooth 1 line stream. I have to fiddle with it while pissing just so i can get it to stop spraying as much. 90% of the time, i have to clean the floor because it gets on there. With the foreskin pulled back, its even worse. It actually goes like a sprinkler, a very wide radius of piss. Sometimes its so bad, i have to get on my knees to be level with the toilet seat. Doing that hurts my knee bones. And i dont want to bend down to clean my piss stains.

So what do you guys do to prevent this problem?
User avatar #126032 to #125976 - hellomynameisbill (04/06/2014) [-]
why don't you just pull the foreskin back? like it's designed to do
User avatar #126013 to #125976 - canyou (04/06/2014) [-]
I'd say just tell a doctor.
#125996 to #125976 - dehumanizer (04/06/2014) [-]
why did you strech and enlarge your foreskin?
User avatar #126030 to #125996 - hellomynameisbill (04/06/2014) [-]
could he not just pull it back?
User avatar #125991 to #125976 - makotoitou (04/06/2014) [-]
pee on me
User avatar #125987 to #125976 - iridium (04/06/2014) [-]
Use your hand to aim?

User avatar #125981 to #125976 - misticalz ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
maybe you should sit down?
Yenno, like other people do m8
User avatar #126031 to #125981 - hellomynameisbill (04/06/2014) [-]
are you german?
User avatar #126048 to #126031 - misticalz ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
Canadian
User avatar #125982 to #125981 - tsoper ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
im a male...
User avatar #125983 to #125982 - misticalz ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
Uh..Yeah I know.
You can still sit down to piss
User avatar #125985 to #125983 - tsoper ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
thats not why i was gave a penis at birth
User avatar #125986 to #125985 - thebestpieever (04/06/2014) [-]
No, neither is peeing standing up.
User avatar #125988 to #125986 - tsoper ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
... what? clarify pls
User avatar #125989 to #125988 - thebestpieever (04/06/2014) [-]
You weren't given a penis to pee standing up.
User avatar #125990 to #125989 - tsoper ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
well not anymore...
User avatar #125973 - thebestpieever (04/06/2014) [-]
Today I bumped into my ex and we talked a bit because that's what you're supposed to do, we seemed to still get along pretty well so we went to grab some coffe, one thing led to another and we ended up in her apartment where you can fill in the blanks.
And I feel like such a fucking dickhole because I was the one that broke up with her and she was really upset, and yet here I am, two weeks later in her apartment. I don't really think we should get back together but she subtly hinted at it in various occasions.
Any advice?
User avatar #125998 to #125997 - thebestpieever (04/06/2014) [-]
Maaaaan, that's probably the best track off of Vol. 4.
#126000 to #125998 - dehumanizer (04/06/2014) [-]
and its related to your problem, like really why not get back with her? what made you break up?
User avatar #126002 to #126000 - thebestpieever (04/06/2014) [-]
Well, I broke up with her because I realised I didn't actually love her. I mean, she's nice, I like her, but I just don't feel that strongly about her.
#126003 to #126002 - dehumanizer (04/06/2014) [-]
oh come on

>tfw no gf

is way worse
User avatar #125980 to #125973 - ScottP (04/06/2014) [-]
Hmm...two weeks doesn't seem like enough time to really truly move on. Maybe it's still just residual feelings? Though I'm not really sure about the circumstances of your breakup. Also I'm not really an expert on these things, so take my words with a bowl of salt.
User avatar #125974 to #125973 - misticalz ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
Jack off before you go out so u dont fuck pppl
User avatar #125971 - sirvirus (04/06/2014) [-]
Can someone explain all this cis, privileged stuff that comes from tumbler? I've seen many posts about it, but never got it. All I know is that it made me mad in the same way those "Feminists Those Feminazis who want an advantage, not ones who want equality " posts have.
#126038 to #125971 - anonymous (04/06/2014) [-]
Think its to do with the mindless tumblr hate bandwagon FJ gets such a gigantic boner over. I've been on tumblr for years and i havent seen any of the shit everyone cries about here, i watch people i actually like rather than trash.
#125999 to #125971 - dehumanizer (04/06/2014) [-]
Its about mentaly ill people and jews trying to destroy our world.
User avatar #125975 to #125971 - iridium (04/06/2014) [-]
Gender and sex are slightly different constructs, because biologically male people have penises, testes and a few other sexually dimorphic features, where as gender deals with sociological aspects, like "masculine" and "feminine". There are transgendered people, people who are women but are so masculine in terms of thought process and feeling that they almost don't feel comfortable constantly being called a woman, thought of as a women, and most importantly and understandably don't like being held to social standards, expectations and gender roles that women are.

"Cis" is basically a word for "biologically male, gendered male" (or female for both), which was made because the community of this sort does not want to use the term "male" because male and female are sexes, and they don't want to make one sound "normal" while the other is "abnormal", because "abnormal" tends to be equated to "inferior", or in some cases, "wrong".

The "privileged" stuff is more or less a satirization of the stuff that goes on in tumblr, where they feel as if people who haven't been met with much "oppression" put in quotes because oppression is a very frequently tossed around and very loaded word. are bad people, or ignorant/blind people, or deserve their own form of discrimination.

That's sort of my interpretation of it. My opinion of it is basically that certain aspects of it are understandable (I can sympathize with people not wanting to conform to gender roles like their lives have to be lived a certain way), but the way it's done is not only excessive, but it's hypocritical since they don't treat others the way they want to be treated by them. And criticizing people for not having been met with certain kinds of hardship is just asinine, like guilt tripping people. So I agree with being mad about it.
User avatar #125977 to #125975 - iridium (04/06/2014) [-]
Note that anything I described in the first two paragraphs in which I brought up only Male or Female can really apply to both.
User avatar #125964 - nibbero (04/06/2014) [-]
I want to text a girl that I like. I haven't seen for a while and I want to hang out. What should I say?
User avatar #126062 to #125964 - advicedude (04/06/2014) [-]
"I haven't seen you for a while and I want to hang out."
User avatar #125972 to #125964 - daryldixon (04/06/2014) [-]
my god just say hey, how's life you fucking cunt
User avatar #125995 to #125972 - awesomerninjathing (04/06/2014) [-]
my nigga tyler comes back to fj on a high note with some good advice
User avatar #125967 to #125964 - supertanto ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
start off with a joke
"how do you get a nigger out of a tree in alabama?"

you cut the rope
User avatar #125968 to #125967 - rokkarokkaali ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
my dick
User avatar #125969 to #125968 - supertanto ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
leche leche leche
User avatar #125966 to #125964 - supertanto ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
"I know tanto"
User avatar #125965 to #125964 - supertanto ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
well bang, k?
#125944 - anonymous (04/06/2014) [-]
I need help. I am horribly afraid of kidnap and torture. Like the idea of being taken, unable to escape or even commit suicide, and be tortured scares me so much. I try not to think about it but it keeps me up at night sometimes. I forget this guy's name but it started with a "B" and there are pictures of his victims, who experienced the most ungodly things possibly conceivable.
What do I do?
User avatar #126100 to #125944 - ljxjlos ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
Do martial arts, it can honestly do wonders towards not only your ability to defend yourself, but to the way you see things and go towards everything. You´ll feel safer and calmer when you know you can defend yourself.

I have a similar problem - I´m a rather calm and peaceful person, but the thought of someone kidnaping and torturing someone gets me in a rage that I can´t even describe, my whole body tensens up and all...dunno, why. I think those "people" deserve the worst.
User avatar #126075 to #125944 - nimba (04/06/2014) [-]
as if anybody cares about you enough to kidnap and torture you
User avatar #125951 to #125944 - nigalthornberry (04/06/2014) [-]
Carry a knife in case but chances are you won't get kidnapped
User avatar #125955 to #125951 - iridium (04/06/2014) [-]
Attach a small thing of pepper spray to your keychain and carry it everywhere.
#125938 - anonymous (04/06/2014) [-]
I feel like there's just no girl right at this school for me
They're all idiots from the ghetto and im not exaggerating they have twerk fests in the halls,can't go a minute without their phones and get pissy when theres the slightest bit of work to do or when they have to read

Should i just start looking for girls a few towns over or switch to the white high school
#126001 to #125938 - dehumanizer (04/06/2014) [-]
dont worry anon, all women are shit, esp negro women
User avatar #126051 to #126001 - megavoir ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
"can make good music"
fuck off
User avatar #126101 to #126051 - ljxjlos ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
It´s true, tho

at least the good music part
#125946 to #125938 - anonymous (04/06/2014) [-]
Well, if it is as you describe, you will have to look beyond your school. Remember that there are always exceptions though. Even if you dislike 99.99% of the girls you're around, you can still find a diamond in a field of shit, metaphorically speaking.
User avatar #125897 - mimidevlin ONLINE (04/05/2014) [-]
Haven´t been here in a while. I´m feeling a bit under the weather. I´m away from home. In a different country. I´m in one of those intenet places. My phone gets no sevice here so I promised my boyfriend I´d find intenet. He´s not responding to anything, neither are my school mates. Anyone here willing to talk?
User avatar #125927 to #125897 - misticalz ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
hello bae
User avatar #125929 to #125927 - mimidevlin ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
wat up
User avatar #125931 to #125929 - misticalz ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
What country are you in
User avatar #125934 to #125931 - mimidevlin ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
Mexico
User avatar #125936 to #125934 - misticalz ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
whatcha doin there
User avatar #125941 to #125936 - mimidevlin ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
Visiting some relatives. I´m going to be here for about a week and a half.
User avatar #125937 to #125936 - misticalz ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
oh I see
User avatar #125939 to #125937 - misticalz ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
have you found any cocaine
User avatar #125942 to #125939 - mimidevlin ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
No, not yet.
User avatar #125943 to #125942 - misticalz ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
damn.

What kinda music do you like
User avatar #125947 to #125943 - mimidevlin ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
I´m not good with genres.
I listen to panic at the disco, alesana, parov stelar, the bunny the bear, crystal castles, shit like that.
User avatar #125948 to #125947 - misticalz ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
Panic! At the Disco..I'm assuming you like Pop-Punk or something like that.
I like a lot of stuff. Post-Hardcore, Chillout, House, Garage, Disco.

You got a favorite song?
User avatar #125956 to #125948 - ferrettamer ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
since when do u like post-hardcore ya bish?
User avatar #125957 to #125956 - misticalz ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
A year maybe
not that into it tho
User avatar #125949 to #125948 - mimidevlin ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
Favorite post-hardcore bands?
My fav song from them at the moment is All the Boys from their latest album. I saw them live in Los Angeles in Feb. They´ve been my favorite band since Fever.
User avatar #125950 to #125949 - misticalz ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
Skrillex's old band "From First To Last"
User avatar #125952 to #125950 - mimidevlin ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
I´ve heard of them before but never any songs. Got reccomendations?
User avatar #125954 to #125953 - mimidevlin ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
I like it. Have you heard of The Human Abstact?
User avatar #125958 to #125954 - misticalz ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
Nope
User avatar #125960 to #125958 - mimidevlin ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
I highly reccomend this song, the whole album is amazing. Well to me anyways.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRvOyUbEzKc
User avatar #125970 to #125960 - misticalz ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
at 1:15 it got fuckin awesome
User avatar #125908 to #125897 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/06/2014) [-]
Why are you in another country?
User avatar #125922 to #125908 - mimidevlin ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
I don´t know if you´re asking why I´m in another country or if I am in another country. But the answer is I am actually in another country.
User avatar #125928 to #125926 - mimidevlin ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
Visitng some relatives
User avatar #125930 to #125928 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/06/2014) [-]
Why not talk to them?
User avatar #125932 to #125930 - mimidevlin ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
My spanish isn´t that well.
User avatar #125933 to #125932 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/06/2014) [-]
What country are you from?
User avatar #125935 to #125933 - mimidevlin ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
´Murica
User avatar #125959 to #125935 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/06/2014) [-]
I wasn't sure because when I asked why you are in another country, you seemed to have thought I asked, "Why? Are you in another country?"
User avatar #125962 to #125959 - mimidevlin ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
I see now
User avatar #125900 to #125897 - hellomynameisbill (04/06/2014) [-]
do you like muffins?
User avatar #125903 to #125900 - mimidevlin ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
not ones with raisins, those are nasteh.
User avatar #125904 to #125903 - hellomynameisbill (04/06/2014) [-]
i don't like muffins
User avatar #125905 to #125904 - mimidevlin ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
but banana-nut muffins are amazing
User avatar #125906 to #125905 - hellomynameisbill (04/06/2014) [-]
I don't like you
User avatar #125907 to #125906 - mimidevlin ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
no one does
User avatar #125909 to #125907 - hellomynameisbill (04/06/2014) [-]
you just said you had a boyfriend 45 minutes ago.



If there's someone no one likes, it's me.
User avatar #125911 to #125909 - mimidevlin ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
He doesn´t like me, he loves me.
i hope.
Why dosn´t anyone like you?
Is it because you don´t like muffins?
User avatar #125912 to #125911 - hellomynameisbill (04/06/2014) [-]
i am a sociopath
User avatar #125913 to #125912 - mimidevlin ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
I wouldn´t find that hard to believe.
User avatar #125914 to #125913 - hellomynameisbill (04/06/2014) [-]
that's why I spend most of my day on funnyjunk attempting to piece my social ability together with virtual mental duct tape
User avatar #125915 to #125914 - mimidevlin ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
Isn´t that what we all do here? At least that´s what I like to tell myself. I hate interacting with people irl
User avatar #125917 to #125915 - hellomynameisbill (04/06/2014) [-]
show me your elbow
User avatar #125918 to #125917 - mimidevlin ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
But I´m at some shitty internet cafe with no way to show you my elbow
User avatar #125919 to #125918 - hellomynameisbill (04/06/2014) [-]
do you have coffee?
User avatar #125920 to #125919 - mimidevlin ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
No, I´m not allowed to drink or eat anything for an hour after rinsing my mouth with some mouthwash.
User avatar #125921 to #125920 - hellomynameisbill (04/06/2014) [-]
I'd still like to see that elbow if possible
User avatar #125923 to #125921 - mimidevlin ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
Show me your elbow and I´ll see what I can do.
User avatar #125945 to #125924 - hellomynameisbill (04/06/2014) [-]
It totally isn't what you'll find if you search elbow into google images. it's totally my elbow
User avatar #125925 to #125924 - mimidevlin ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
How do I know das not some random picture you found on the internet
#125871 - anonymoussarcasm (04/05/2014) [-]
I just got back from a trip. Where the hell did NSFW go?!
User avatar #125873 to #125871 - awesomerninjathing (04/05/2014) [-]
enable it in settings
#125874 to #125873 - anonymoussarcasm (04/05/2014) [-]
Thank you so much
Thank you so much
#125867 - dehumanizer (04/05/2014) [-]
daily reminder that if you masturbate, you're gay. you're a man touching a penis. it doesn't matter if it's your own penis, it's still a penis.

>"b-b-but i j-jerk off to g-grills"
that's like having sex with a man but pretending he's a woman.
User avatar #125910 to #125867 - ScottP (04/06/2014) [-]
I'm...fine with this?
User avatar #125884 to #125867 - iridium (04/05/2014) [-]
I swing both ways anyways.
User avatar #125878 to #125867 - rokkarokkaali ONLINE (04/05/2014) [-]
What if I'm raped by my hand? Does that make me gay?
User avatar #125978 to #125878 - tsoper ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
no that makes you a victim.

unless the hand paid you to let it touch you, therefore you can be charged with prostitution and is a serious offense. Make sure to have a porn license and film the whole thing, that way its a porno.
User avatar #125859 - anothersadpotato (04/05/2014) [-]
can some one give me advice on how to make my guests ignore the scent of human flesh when they come over to my house for dinner tonight?
User avatar #125901 to #125859 - hellomynameisbill (04/06/2014) [-]
burn some maple syrup on the stove for half an hour. the smell of death and despair should dissipate before they arrive
User avatar #125861 to #125859 - ScottP (04/05/2014) [-]
Kill them
User avatar #125863 to #125861 - anothersadpotato (04/05/2014) [-]
but I made dinner for 5 and only 4 are coming so far. there will be so many leftovers if I do that.
User avatar #125857 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT (04/05/2014) [-]
Is it reasonable to expect to get in shape in around 9 weeks through dieting and working out? Not necessarily defined, but toned with a six pack and less fat I'm a 5'10'' 18yo 180lb male looking to lose around 10 pounds and toning out, on a side note is 170lb a good weight for a more stocky guy at 5'10''? I finally kicked my depression and I want to be more fit for college. Is it reasonable?
User avatar #125876 to #125857 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/05/2014) [-]
Get a gym membership, make a routine, eat protein. If you are cutting then you lower the calorie intake. If you are consistent then for a 9 week period you should see some decent results. When I started, after a week I looked like I was a little more fit. As soon as you see that, you should be driven to do more.

Remember, the weight you do is not important, it's all about doing things with proper form and eating right and being CONSISTENT.
User avatar #125880 to #125876 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT (04/05/2014) [-]
so my friends and I go to the gym and do chest/leg/bicep day... etc. and friday is a rest day ,and I was planning on running each day too. Is that consistent, you would say?
User avatar #125881 to #125880 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/05/2014) [-]
Yes. Going with a friend is the best because you have a spotter and you sort of compete a little.
User avatar #125882 to #125881 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT (04/05/2014) [-]
The thing is though, it may not be as rigorous as if I were to go by myself since I go with a group of guys, is that still good enough?
User avatar #125883 to #125882 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/05/2014) [-]
Go for burn. If it burns it grows.
User avatar #125893 to #125883 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT (04/05/2014) [-]
gotcha, thanks
User avatar #125862 to #125857 - ScottP (04/05/2014) [-]
It depends on your starting point. 9 weeks, if you go through a rigorous workout and diet plan, you should be able to tone yourself definitely, but to what extent is more up to your starting point.
User avatar #125872 to #125862 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT (04/05/2014) [-]
Can you elaborate on what you mean by 'starting point'? And what would you define by a rigorous work out plan?
User avatar #125898 to #125872 - ScottP (04/06/2014) [-]
Well if you start out chubby, then the workout will first remove the fat and slim you down, and then tone your body. If you start out medium build, then you'll go straight to toning.

And by rigorous I mean most people do about an hour or so, but others do about two hours. Work every muscle in your body until you feel like hell is trying to rip you apart. Then rest. Repeat.
User avatar #125899 to #125898 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT (04/06/2014) [-]
oh okay. I'll make that mother fucker burn
User avatar #125902 to #125899 - ScottP (04/06/2014) [-]
Easier said than done, but good luck to you
#125849 - dehumanizer (04/05/2014) [-]
>tfw no gf
#125879 to #125849 - rokkarokkaali ONLINE (04/05/2014) [-]
i'll be the pai to your sen
i'll be the pai to your sen
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