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#140367 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/25/2014) [-]
So me and this chick. We used to date, and we broke up. I loved her more than she loved me and it really hurt. But I never really got over it. Recently, she started showing an interest again but I feel like I'm being rejected every step of the way. I think she still cares for me, but she knows that she doesn't LOVE me like I loved (and still love) her. So we're torn between trying again and not trying again for our own sanity. But I'm going insane without her...

HALP.
User avatar #140549 to #140367 - hoponthefeelstrain (06/26/2014) [-]
she's coming back to you because she loves the attention you give her and they way you make her feel, she thinks she's loves you but really just how you make her feel. This isn't a bad thing but she will leave you for someone new because there's a chance at TRUE love, and what does she have to lose? You'll always be there for her. Also meeting someone new is so exciting. So yea don't date, it'll just end bad.
#140377 to #140367 - thatnigger (06/25/2014) [-]
No, you shouldn't do that.   
   
If she doesn't love you, even if she's interested or likes you just a bit, it's still not love. It won't last, you're only making it harder for you to move on. It's hard to move on, but you know you'll have to eventually, so you might as well start sooner then make it harder for yourself and hurt yourself even more.   
   
 I-I did it xXThatxOnexGuyXx.
No, you shouldn't do that.

If she doesn't love you, even if she's interested or likes you just a bit, it's still not love. It won't last, you're only making it harder for you to move on. It's hard to move on, but you know you'll have to eventually, so you might as well start sooner then make it harder for yourself and hurt yourself even more.

I-I did it xXThatxOnexGuyXx.
#140380 to #140377 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/25/2014) [-]
But what if over time she grows to love me, and it does last? That's what I can stop hoping/thinking about
User avatar #140384 to #140380 - thatnigger (06/25/2014) [-]
Think about it like this, there's no guarantee that she'll grow to love you and continue to love you. Not only that but somewhere inside you, there's a chance that you're a bit upset or mad at her that she didn't love you as much which eventually let to you breaking up. If you do feel like that and she doesn't make it up to you, anything she does wrong might feel worse then it is and eventually you might even feel like she's walking all over you. It's a bad idea or though I can't blame you for thinking like that.
#140386 to #140384 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/25/2014) [-]
Thanks a lot man. You've given me plenty to think about. I'm not sure I can just give up on her, but maybe I should just pull the courage to do it. We're talking on facebook right now and everything seems fine, and she seems interested and flirting a little- which doesn't help. I don't know, I'm really confused.

But your advice is definitely noted, thanks
#140381 to #140380 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/25/2014) [-]
*can't
User avatar #140370 to #140367 - fukkendragonite (06/25/2014) [-]
You can't force people to feel a certain way unfortunately. If it's going to end in tears again, don't bother.
User avatar #140368 to #140367 - makotoitou (06/25/2014) [-]
stop being a god damn pussy and fuck her mother to establish dominance.
User avatar #140369 to #140368 - fukkendragonite (06/25/2014) [-]
Best. Advice. Evar.
#140361 - novuss (06/25/2014) [-]
FJ, I need your help.

Next semester I'm going to Shanghai for 5 months. After those months I'm planning to do some traveling. Does anybody know if there is an app or program that able to plan out your trip. Like pinpointing cities on a map and making a route?

User avatar #140364 to #140361 - makotoitou (06/25/2014) [-]
paper and pencil
User avatar #140365 to #140364 - novuss (06/25/2014) [-]
We are the lazy generation.
User avatar #140366 to #140365 - makotoitou (06/25/2014) [-]
fine then nigger be a 12 year old hot dog on the side of a road in detroit
User avatar #140891 to #140366 - coolfool (06/29/2014) [-]
lololololol
User avatar #140342 - chewgum (06/25/2014) [-]
I need some help, what are some really American sounding words? Such like Freedom/Liberty/Independence? I need more "Patriotic sounding words" because I'm creating superheroes that'll be very satirical.
User avatar #140627 to #140342 - laky (06/26/2014) [-]
Capitalism
Mcdonalds

I got an Idea for one though

Walmart Warrior

They ride in on a scooter adorning their iconic sweat pants whilst sipping their XXL drink. They save the day from the communist fascists by slightly running over them on their scooter

If you make any money off this i demand at least 50% profit
User avatar #140550 to #140342 - hoponthefeelstrain (06/26/2014) [-]

Oh god have a villain named Economy, please.
User avatar #140359 to #140342 - advicedude (06/25/2014) [-]
Horse
Seabass
User avatar #140357 to #140342 - angelodlt (06/25/2014) [-]
Commie
Justice
User avatar #140354 to #140342 - makotoitou (06/25/2014) [-]
hamburger
hot dog
nigger

also, have him "go america all over everybody's ass"
User avatar #140347 to #140342 - ScottP (06/25/2014) [-]
Sergeant
General
Captain
America
User avatar #140341 - nigalthornberry (06/25/2014) [-]
For once i really don't know how to make her feel better...
This is bad...
User avatar #140348 to #140341 - ScottP (06/25/2014) [-]
You don't need to make her feel better. I've been told before that it's not your place to find a solution to their problem, but you have to be there to stop them from giving up.
User avatar #140349 to #140348 - nigalthornberry (06/25/2014) [-]
I don't think it's solving the problem as much as putting her in a better mood right now
User avatar #140350 to #140349 - ScottP (06/25/2014) [-]
Well the chemicals in her brain are going to be putting her down for a while. Her body will have to naturally stabilize itself.
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User avatar #140337 to #140334 - makotoitou (06/25/2014) [-]
tell her she looks smoother than an asphalt road rolled over 20 imes with a caterpillar steamoller than give her coitus.
User avatar #140338 to #140337 - Decode ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
I've already figured something out, but thanks. Your advice is always so helpful
#140330 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/25/2014) [-]
Anyone know of any safe links to watch How to Train your Dragon 2?
There is asbolute zero decent stuff that i havent watch on shitty netflix, need something to watch.
#140514 to #140330 - saltybanana (06/26/2014) [-]
g2g.fm/index.php?show=latest-topics   
   
 you didnt hear it from me thou    
   
 if it aint there give it a couple days, itll show up
g2g.fm/index.php?show=latest-topics

you didnt hear it from me thou

if it aint there give it a couple days, itll show up
#140591 to #140514 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/26/2014) [-]
Thanks man.
User avatar #140340 to #140330 - nigalthornberry (06/25/2014) [-]
Primewire should work
User avatar #140339 to #140330 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (06/25/2014) [-]
I have a decent website for finding such links, but before you do, install Adblock.
It's safe, but the advertisements are not.

Anyhow:
You need to login to view this link

Search it, find a decent quality version to Stream on, and you're set.
#140593 to #140339 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/26/2014) [-]
Dont suppose there's anyway to watch stuff on their without creating accounts?
#140592 to #140339 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/26/2014) [-]
How do i get adblock with Firefox? I tried getting it once before but couldnt find a legit one.
User avatar #140603 to #140592 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (06/26/2014) [-]
addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/adblock-plus/

You shouldn't have to make an account.
Just click the green "WATCH NOW" text and see if the quality is decent.
#140757 to #140603 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/27/2014) [-]
Thanks, and thats wierd, i clicked on all of the links, everyone led tot his same looking website which all stopped the video before it started asking to register :/
#140329 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/25/2014) [-]
Guys I meet on here keep wanting to date me and stuff but the last thing in the world I want is a boyfriend. I'm not interested in love and sex and after asking about it on here a couple of times people keep telling me I might be asexual. I don't get why these people are interested in me when nobody is in real life, it's a mystery to me and I just want it to stop because I don't find it flattering or cute, just stressful. I'm already unattractive and make it clear I don't want to date anyone, I have no idea what more I need to do to end this stuff. :c
User avatar #140634 to #140329 - laky (06/26/2014) [-]
You seem cute, wanna date?

Jokes, but I can tell you with confidence that you are not asexual.

You have incredible low amounts of self esteem and self worth. This prevents you from harbouring a normal relationship with someone from the internet and probably irl too. Anytime someone offers them up to you or tries to boost your self esteem you push them away with self-effacing statements.

Others see your low self esteem and want to build you up and help you but you just don't accept it. Like fukkendragonite down there.

Yet you still make these posts which obviously garner the attention of many users.

Fucking cmon.

Stop being so dissident avoidant of people trying to help you or offer you advice.

User avatar #140371 to #140329 - fukkendragonite (06/25/2014) [-]
The internet is a big place. You've probably come across more internet people that you have real life people. On the numbers game, internet people are more likely to be interested.
#140373 to #140371 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/25/2014) [-]
There's nothing good about me and there's literally no way I can make it clearer that I'm not into anyone why does it still happen.
User avatar #140375 to #140373 - fukkendragonite (06/25/2014) [-]
I don't know you, but there's plenty good about you, stop fucking saying that shit. Hate when people do that. I used to do it all the time, it doesn't help.

I bet £20 you have confidence issues right? It's your low self esteem that does it. Learn to love yourself dipshit, you're fantastic.
#140376 to #140375 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/25/2014) [-]
I don't usually say stuff like that to people but I don't know how else to get it across. I don't think it's really relevant if I have issues with confidence or not.
User avatar #140379 to #140376 - fukkendragonite (06/25/2014) [-]
It is relevant. Your low confidence stops you from having intimate relationships. You find it stressful because you're worried that you're not good enough.

I'm not a shrink, but even I can see that.
#140382 to #140379 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/25/2014) [-]
Doesn't matter. I'm done here now, thanks for helping I guess.
User avatar #140383 to #140382 - fukkendragonite (06/25/2014) [-]
AnAttemptWasMade.jpg
User avatar #140343 to #140329 - thatnigger (06/25/2014) [-]
Too be fair, you've not meet everyone in the world yet, just the people you know. Some people might be able to see things others don't. Problem is, some people think it's polite to compliment people and/or generally think what they're telling you, so it's possible it's mystery to them that you don't think like that. Honestly, just tell them it stresses you out, otherwise they'll never understand.
#140346 to #140343 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/25/2014) [-]
I do tell them, they don't seem to care.
User avatar #140351 to #140346 - thatnigger (06/25/2014) [-]
Well, they do care about you as they are interested after all, and maybe you wish they didn't. It's hard for some people to see things that way though.
User avatar #140326 - xxbandwagonxx (06/25/2014) [-]
Is there a way to mass delete your comments/post.
I've done it before but I can't seem to do it now.
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User avatar #140313 - fukinitech (06/25/2014) [-]
i need advice on how to be more confident. Im a 6'4 16 yr old who walks like a person whos 5'10 not saying 5'10 people are bad . I always walk with my hands in my pockets and i slouch. Idk how i slouch but my back is stiff from laying around all day. It's easy for people to "pick" on me cause of how i walk, and i wanna know how to show confidence im how i walk and how do i gain confidence in talking with girls? I had the opportunity to talk to 2 dimes in 2 different times and i was too scared to talk to them and if i did go up and try to talk to them my heart beat goes up, i get nervous and go to class . So FJ, what do?
User avatar #140328 to #140313 - serhiy (06/25/2014) [-]
get lifting, the bigger the weights you can lift the more self esteem you will have. also if you focus on you back muscles it can help with your posture and how straight you walk.
User avatar #140327 to #140313 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (06/25/2014) [-]
Ah, welcome to the world of being tall.
I'm somewhere directly in between 5'11 and 6'. This may be seen as average, but where I live/ in my social circles... Everyone is shorter than me. Only knew a handful of people taller.
I've always walked oddly because I'm flat footed. Mix it in with the same slouch/ hands in pocket habit that you have and I was nicknamed the "Grim Reaper" because of my odd walk. Apparently with each step down my head would bob, and it was highly noticeable since I was slouching.

First thing you want to work on is posture.
You want shoulders should be in your peripheral. Keep that neck completely straight.
Do this anytime you become aware of your posture. Now while 'shoulders in the peripheral' is a great description of how I see things, it may be different for you.
Make this a habit of correcting your posture and maintaining said posture. And soon enough, you'll get rid of that slouch.

Otherwise, don't stress about it too much. Each person has their own battle to conquer. Each with their own problems.
Chicks dig tall guys, for the most part. I can tell you now, I have yet to have a chick reject me because I slouch.

So, all in all, what you should do is work on that posture. The more you do it, the more pronounced you will be from the crowd. Then people wouldn't have a petty excuse to pick on you.
Are they really not aware of how stupid it is to pick on someone bigger than them? I bet you're strong as ever, mate.
User avatar #140344 to #140327 - solareyes (06/25/2014) [-]
I like what you said, that's almost exactly what I was going to say. As a tall girl between 5'10 and 5'11, I sometimes have posture problems. I also have a bad back and for some reason slouching makes things so much better.

Definitely work on keeping a straighter back. Chicks dig tall guys, especially tall girls. Like seriously, if a tall girl finds a guy taller than her, he's instantly a lot more attractive than anybody else. No lie.

Don't worry about confidence talking to girls. We think it's cute when a guy is shy, especially if we find out he likes us. There's quite a few shy girls out there who are just dying for someone to talk to them but you can't tell cuz they just keep to themselves. Just go up and talk to someone. Find a common interest and the conversation will soar from there.
User avatar #140304 - redneckraider (06/25/2014) [-]
Alright fj. I need advice. My gf, she's the sweetest girl I've ever met. And really, she's the only one that's been worth giving a fuck over. So, she's done alot for me, and i want to do something special for her. A date, but not just some "go out to eat, or go watch a movie" kind of date, i mean something way different. Could anyone possibly help out? I'd be greatly appreciated. Thank you.
User avatar #140332 to #140304 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (06/25/2014) [-]
Do something straight from the heart.
Think long and hard until you find the perfect option.

You can do many things, and if you really want to show her she's special for you, then making it yourself would be best.
Some examples could be:
Cook a romantic dinner for her.
Origami. www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSesWQ-51ZM www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8EyLFWXV_0 youtu.be/QOBgDGevpos Bonus points if you make these items for the dinner; The box could hold candy in it or something.
Create something for her. www.instructables.com/id/Copper-Rose-Perfect-for-Valentines-Day/ Maybe make a Ring for her? Extreme bonus points if you make a ring, origami, and dinner for her.

Stuff like that.
Don't be afraid to think outside the box.
Figure out what she likes and try basing it around that.
User avatar #140305 to #140304 - iridium (06/25/2014) [-]
Man you know this chick better than any of us do. Take her to the kind of thing you know she can't do every day. Something specific, like Skydiving may work, but even just a special day at the Beach might be nice. Something you know she can handle (so if you know she can't handle Skydiving, don't do that) and enjoy, and preferably not breaking the bank to do it either.
User avatar #140301 - dragonskeepsake (06/25/2014) [-]
Would a 16 year old dating a 12 year old be considered pedophilia/is it publicly acceptable? It's only a 4 year difference..
User avatar #140552 to #140301 - hoponthefeelstrain (06/26/2014) [-]
I don't think it's illegal but it's definitely creepy as fuck. She might not have even hit puberty yet, and it just sounds super creepy. It makes the guy seem desperate and it makes the girl seem naïve. So do us a favor and don't do it. That's just so fucking creepy.
User avatar #140356 to #140301 - ferrettamer (06/25/2014) [-]
nothing wrong with that, 12 year olds are hot
User avatar #140358 to #140356 - angelodlt (06/25/2014) [-]
toplel +1
User avatar #140345 to #140301 - solareyes (06/25/2014) [-]
Dude. Not publicly acceptable. At all. Just no. Get away and wait.
User avatar #140392 to #140345 - dragonskeepsake (06/25/2014) [-]
Im not asking, A friend wanted to know before he asked out this 12 year old hes known all his life, basically.
User avatar #140527 to #140392 - solareyes (06/26/2014) [-]
I really think he should wait a little longer....like a lot longer. :/
#140335 to #140301 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (06/25/2014) [-]
A 4 year difference is actually normally acceptable within the Standard Age Gap  xkcd.com/314/ .   
   
However... She is 12.   
Teens in general are normally naive, but this seems more like 'taking advantage of.'   
For her, it's only for attention. She'll also do things, for attention. For bragging rights. I'd hate to burst your bubble here, but she's all in for only the hype.   
And that's how it's creepy. Because you would be taking full advantage of such a situation.   
Give yourself a year at best and people will start calling pedophilia on you.   
   
I would say stay away.
A 4 year difference is actually normally acceptable within the Standard Age Gap xkcd.com/314/ .

However... She is 12.
Teens in general are normally naive, but this seems more like 'taking advantage of.'
For her, it's only for attention. She'll also do things, for attention. For bragging rights. I'd hate to burst your bubble here, but she's all in for only the hype.
And that's how it's creepy. Because you would be taking full advantage of such a situation.
Give yourself a year at best and people will start calling pedophilia on you.

I would say stay away.
User avatar #140352 to #140335 - thatnigger (06/25/2014) [-]
I'd love to save your gif, but I know I'd use it to no end, especially around here. It just fits perfectly/
User avatar #140353 to #140352 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (06/25/2014) [-]
It is by far one of the most perfect .gifs there is. By all means, save it. I found it somewhere on these boards and took it myself.
User avatar #140355 to #140353 - thatnigger (06/25/2014) [-]
I'm not worthy. Please just use it whenever you can.
User avatar #140306 to #140301 - iridium (06/25/2014) [-]
There's nothing illegal about dating like that (though if the person is over 20 and dating a 12 year old it's liable to become statutory rape), but it isn't publicly accepted.

I mean really, I've met one person under the age of 14 that as a 20 year old I can say I had a meaningful conversation with. And even he clearly had some growing up to do. Trust me, however far "beyond their years" you think this person is, they can stand to do more growing up. And the 16 year old probably can too.

That 4 year gap eases up after you get to about 24 years old.
User avatar #140303 to #140301 - serhiy (06/25/2014) [-]
wont be paedophilia, unless sexual activity is engaged, then its considered statuary rape. but frowned upon. a good rule of thumb is that the youngest a person has to be in a relationship with a 4 yea difference is 16.
User avatar #140302 to #140301 - ipostcp (06/25/2014) [-]
I think it would look more like the 16 year old is a loser kid.
#140256 - hidanfangirl (06/25/2014) [-]
Alright motherfucker I have a big problem. (I am back from the dead for one)

Ya see now, I fell for a chick I met at a convention a few weeks ago, and she's like 25 and I'm 6 years younger than her. She's disapproving of younger people dating older people, and she's a total germaphobe. What do about feelings? (Note I have a girlfriend. )

This is the hot piece of ass. She be on the far left.
User avatar #140291 to #140256 - advicedude (06/25/2014) [-]
used to date a germaphobe. Annoyed the shit out of me. Unless the sex is good, not worth it.
User avatar #140290 to #140256 - teoberry (06/25/2014) [-]
ew shes nasty
User avatar #140280 to #140256 - awesomerninjathing (06/25/2014) [-]
she (one on the right) kinda looks like a young David Byrne
User avatar #140276 to #140256 - thebestpieever (06/25/2014) [-]
I've read your clarification on who the girl is. I don't find her attractive at all but that's irrelevant. You have to ask yourself at depth if this is actually love, a crush or just lust. And then ask yourself if your current relationship leaves you fulfilled. Act accordingly to the answer, but as a rule of thumb, if you've not known this girl for more than, say, two days then you're not in love and it'll pass in a few weeks.
User avatar #140264 to #140256 - makotoitou (06/25/2014) [-]
ESCAPE NOW
#140265 to #140264 - hidanfangirl (06/25/2014) [-]
I MEANT FAR RIGHT FAR RIGHT THIS HOT THANG
#140283 to #140265 - ilikethisusername ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
are you sure that's a girl?
User avatar #140284 to #140283 - hidanfangirl (06/25/2014) [-]
TRANSGENDER
User avatar #140285 to #140284 - ilikethisusername ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
yup......ESCAPE NOW
User avatar #140286 to #140285 - hidanfangirl (06/25/2014) [-]
BUTSEXY
User avatar #140266 to #140265 - makotoitou (06/25/2014) [-]
pretty sure that's a dude
User avatar #140268 to #140266 - hidanfangirl (06/25/2014) [-]
Transgender. Wants to be a dude.
User avatar #140269 to #140268 - makotoitou (06/25/2014) [-]
>transgender
>germaphobe
>weird as fuck about age
so i was right, ESCAPE NOW
#140272 to #140269 - hidanfangirl (06/25/2014) [-]
>VEGETARIAN
>VEGETARIAN
#140274 to #140273 - hidanfangirl (06/25/2014) [-]
BUT SHE'S SO SEXY IN MY OPINION I WANT HER TO FRICKLE FRACKLE WITH ME
BUT SHE'S SO SEXY IN MY OPINION I WANT HER TO FRICKLE FRACKLE WITH ME
User avatar #140553 to #140274 - hoponthefeelstrain (06/26/2014) [-]
seems like you're lusting after her, not really interested in dating her.
User avatar #140275 to #140274 - makotoitou (06/25/2014) [-]
JUST SUCK A DICK
#140277 to #140275 - hidanfangirl (06/25/2014) [-]
I'LL SUCK HER DICK IF SHE GETS ONE
User avatar #140278 to #140277 - makotoitou (06/25/2014) [-]
nah transgenders look like a car crash under thee
User avatar #140279 to #140278 - hidanfangirl (06/25/2014) [-]
She still has tits and a vagina.

Too poor to get dick
User avatar #140289 to #140279 - oborawatabinost (06/25/2014) [-]
Yeah...I didn't know any of this when I gave my "advice".

Your taste in women is...questionable.
User avatar #140300 to #140289 - hidanfangirl (06/25/2014) [-]
WELL I'M A WEIRD CHICK MYSELF
User avatar #140336 to #140300 - oborawatabinost (06/25/2014) [-]
Ah, I see. Well, my advice about not betraying your girlfriend still stands. Proceed how you see fit.
User avatar #140260 to #140256 - hidanfangirl (06/25/2014) [-]
I MEANT FAR RIGHT FUCK FHDKAFJ
User avatar #140257 to #140256 - oborawatabinost (06/25/2014) [-]
Well, you've got a girlfriend. So my advice is don't cheat on her. Or try to.
User avatar #140261 to #140257 - hidanfangirl (06/25/2014) [-]
I MEANT FAR RIGHT
#140259 to #140257 - hidanfangirl (06/25/2014) [-]
I asked my girlfriend if it's ok that I have a crush on this chick.

She's alright with it.

BUT THE HOT PIECE OF ASS PLEASE GIVE ME FHJDSGFGKAK-
User avatar #140262 to #140259 - oborawatabinost (06/25/2014) [-]
Welp, in my opinion, she's not a hot piece of ass. At all. But that's relevant. Your girlfriend said that she's okay with you having a crush on her, but did she say if it was okay for you to actually do anything about it?
User avatar #140263 to #140262 - hidanfangirl (06/25/2014) [-]
I MEANT FAR RIGHT GOD I KNOW THE FAR LEFT ISN'T HOT



And I know I won't be able to, so...
User avatar #140267 to #140263 - oborawatabinost (06/25/2014) [-]
Either way, I don't find any of the women in that picture attractive. My preferences don't matter right now anyways.

I guess you have to just let go of it. If your girlfriend isn't sustaining your interest enough, then that's a completely separate problem.
User avatar #140270 to #140267 - hidanfangirl (06/25/2014) [-]
She's sustaining my interest alright. I just can't even. Going to the fortress of solitude.
User avatar #140271 to #140270 - oborawatabinost (06/25/2014) [-]
I guess that might help.
User avatar #140245 - yorker (06/25/2014) [-]
OK so I'm asking for help here because I'm thinking somebody else may have had the same problem in the past...
I have extreme performance anxiety, like, sexually.
When I'm with my girlfriend and we're doing stuff I can get erect, and she wants me to take her virginity, but once I actually get my dick out, I'm just gone, I start over-thinking absolutely everything, and I lose it.
I have been stressed lately but I didn't know my anxiety was this bad?

Anybody else have this problem? How did you deal with it?
User avatar #140360 to #140245 - angelodlt (06/25/2014) [-]
Think about the people that dont have a girlfriend to bang.
Now think about how you do.
Bam, confidence already up.
You are welcome.

Motha fucka bang her for like 3 hours straight, i know you can do it <3
User avatar #140362 to #140360 - yorker (06/25/2014) [-]

you are like my personal trainer. Thank you man.
User avatar #140363 to #140362 - angelodlt (06/25/2014) [-]
Welcome bb. <3
User avatar #140292 to #140245 - advicedude (06/25/2014) [-]
Just keep having sex. Anxiety should go away after a while.
User avatar #140258 to #140245 - oborawatabinost (06/25/2014) [-]
I had this problem as well.

Time is the only thing that can help. Take your time, and Captain Winky will eventually get used to it, and then he will get the courage to be the penis that he needs to be. Worked for me, just had to get used to it.
User avatar #140252 to #140245 - thephoenix (06/25/2014) [-]
I'm the same at the moment actually, really irritating
User avatar #140253 to #140252 - yorker (06/25/2014) [-]
good luck. If you find a solution before I do, please help.
User avatar #140483 to #140253 - thephoenix (06/26/2014) [-]
You too my man.
You're the man, you're the goddamn Godzilla of coitus, and the chick is like japan.....SMASH HER LIKE SHE'S NEVER BEEN SMASHED BEFORE, SO HARD THE UN HAS TO HELP!
You're Godzilla bro
User avatar #140494 to #140483 - yorker (06/26/2014) [-]
THANK YOU MAN I CAN DO THIS AND I WILL DO THIS
And no matter how hard I smash, it'll be her hardest ever because it'll be her first time
User avatar #140497 to #140494 - thephoenix (06/26/2014) [-]
Then no pressure! You've nothing to worry about, she'll be worrying just as much man, you should have said that earlier! you've already bossed this bro, Have fun and be safe!
User avatar #140503 to #140497 - yorker (06/26/2014) [-]
haha thank you but she isn't nervous at all, and we would have fucked by now if i was able to get it you know, up.
User avatar #140504 to #140503 - thephoenix (06/26/2014) [-]
You that worried buddy?
User avatar #140507 to #140504 - yorker (06/26/2014) [-]
yes extremely
and I wanna do it, I'm just worried I won't get it up then I keep thinking that then I lose my erection!
User avatar #140247 to #140245 - marinepenguin (06/25/2014) [-]
It's all in your head man. I didn't have that problem at first. My girlfriend had been with half a dozen guys and she was my first. My first couple months having sex I could go for about 2 hours straight, I had stamina that was incredible. Then I had one time where I was a one pump chump, and I got to overthinking it. So then every time for two months straight I couldn't go more then a few minutes. You just have to chill out and relax. Once I stopped worrying about it so much and just enjoyed the experience, everything became normal.
User avatar #140248 to #140247 - yorker (06/25/2014) [-]
Thanks for not being all "dude ur gay hehehe"
And I know it's all in my head, she reminds me of that constantly and tells me I just need to relax but I am so uptight over everything, I just can never shut my mind up.
I'm considering trying my ADHD meds again so that I can relax or something.
Or smoking more weed.
User avatar #140249 to #140248 - marinepenguin (06/25/2014) [-]
Just try taking it slow, one step at a time. The thing is, once you do it successfully for the first time, I'm sure it'll dissapate completely. That's usually how those things work.

Maybe you can just get REALLY REALLY horny, and just get into a mode where you don't even think, just act on your emotions of "must sex now". Somehow just get it over with once and then there ya go.
User avatar #140250 to #140249 - yorker (06/25/2014) [-]
I've been at that stage with other girls before, just not her.
Anyways, thank you man, I'll try to take it slow
User avatar #140239 - zanekin (06/25/2014) [-]
Is there anywhere you can download school books for free?
User avatar #140294 to #140239 - advicedude (06/25/2014) [-]
Just use the schools library.
User avatar #140240 to #140239 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (06/25/2014) [-]
You can try a few sites such as:
openlibrary.org/
User avatar #140243 to #140240 - zanekin (06/25/2014) [-]
No luck there, any other sites that you know of?
User avatar #140244 to #140243 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (06/25/2014) [-]
This for college?
If so, there has to be a resource center on your College's website.
#140238 - sheepysquirrel (06/25/2014) [-]
Anyone here got some good cigar knowledge?
I only know some basics but I'd like to learn a bit more.
User avatar #140293 to #140238 - advicedude (06/25/2014) [-]
You put it in your mouth, and light the other end with an open flame. Inhale, exhale.
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User avatar #140215 - laky (06/24/2014) [-]
I think I have figured out where most of my psyche-related problems stem from.

Now my parents have always been a big influence in my life as I was always attached to them. They were supportive when I approached them with my problems and they always had time for me. With my mom being a stay at home mom it was natural that I developed a deeper connection with her. But the problem persisted that she subconsciously wanted a daughter and not a son.

She was still accepting of me and loved me dearly, but she pushed me in a more effeminate direction and as a result to my permissive personality, I yielded. An example when I must have been 5-10 years old, My mom asked me if I wanted the Cinderella disney movie because "aww it looks so coot" and I said yes to make her happy. Shit like this has recurred over the years. My family and family friends even noticed this shit. Sometimes it might not be as blatant, like when she bought me a slightly feminine notebook for poetry, but the act still sent me the subconscious message.

That, coupled with my already feminine predisposition (my dad is kind of beta and kept to himself) turned me into the person that I am today. But I don’t like who I am. I can’t love myself because my identity creates a lot of internal and external conflict. For example, I think my effeminate features (as well as my slight social retardation) are to blame for my lack of male friends. Literally I have so many women around me, but little to none male friends. Sure I fuck some of them sometimes or we make out, but not for the most part. I want males which I can relate to and hang out

#140217 to #140215 - laky (06/24/2014) [-]
It also creates conflicts in my libido. I wanna fuck a whole bunch of women and have a barrage full of meaningless relationships which are built upon primordial pleasures, but some part of me won’t allow it. Something always prevents it. I become a social autist, my dick won’t get hard or for whatever reason it doesn’t occur.  Likewise I can’t form a normal relationship with a bitch because of my innate desire to fuck around and inability to appeal to the vast majority of women due to my feminine features.    
   
I mean within me I can’t even decide whether I hate women or I love them. On one hand I love and respect them and on the other I wanna smack them around in bed and belittle them. Being in my late teens, that’s the only thing I can think of now anyways.   
   
This post was mostly meant for me to vent my issues and organize my thoughts. Any advice would be extremely helpful. I mean should I accept myself? Which side should I accept? Should I just try to change myself or just let the natural flow of life shape me and my outside world?

It also creates conflicts in my libido. I wanna fuck a whole bunch of women and have a barrage full of meaningless relationships which are built upon primordial pleasures, but some part of me won’t allow it. Something always prevents it. I become a social autist, my dick won’t get hard or for whatever reason it doesn’t occur. Likewise I can’t form a normal relationship with a bitch because of my innate desire to fuck around and inability to appeal to the vast majority of women due to my feminine features.

I mean within me I can’t even decide whether I hate women or I love them. On one hand I love and respect them and on the other I wanna smack them around in bed and belittle them. Being in my late teens, that’s the only thing I can think of now anyways.

This post was mostly meant for me to vent my issues and organize my thoughts. Any advice would be extremely helpful. I mean should I accept myself? Which side should I accept? Should I just try to change myself or just let the natural flow of life shape me and my outside world?
User avatar #140227 to #140217 - skydiving (06/25/2014) [-]
I would advise against smacking women around, but if you're trying to figure out what women mean to you, why not try sleeping around, and then try meaningful relationships? There's nothing wrong with sleeping with people as long as it's consensual, respectful and safe, so why not? Maybe you're going limp because you're putting so much pressure on yourself to be masculine. I don't know, but I would advise you to just let yourself try things out and try to let go of all the pressure.

Try friendships, too, even though you want to have friendships with guys. If you're looking for guy friends, try joining an all men's sports team, or take a class that isn't going to be filled up with women. Sometimes, people just get along a lot better with one sex. That's okay.

I guess the only way to figure out this conflict is to try out a bunch of stuff. It seems to me like you're caught on each polar side, but perhaps trying a happy medium would be good. Be masculine, be feminine, be dominant and submissive and everything in between. One thing that really helped me figure this out with myself is realising that femininity and submission are not the same thing, and neither are masculinity and dominance. Sometimes they go hand in hand, but just because you're more feminine doesn't mean you have to be submissive. Switch them around, mishmash them all up. Figure out what you want to be.
User avatar #140210 - georgesmoustache (06/24/2014) [-]
How do I tell if my toe is broken? fucking hate doctors
User avatar #140295 to #140210 - advicedude (06/25/2014) [-]
Usually people have trouble walking afterwards.
User avatar #140316 to #140295 - georgesmoustache (06/25/2014) [-]
I have a limb
User avatar #140226 to #140210 - ajrin (06/25/2014) [-]
does it hurt?
is it missplaced?
User avatar #140315 to #140226 - georgesmoustache (06/25/2014) [-]
The toe in question goes up and to the left, and yeah
User avatar #140317 to #140315 - ajrin (06/25/2014) [-]
you should go and see a doctor
User avatar #140318 to #140317 - georgesmoustache (06/25/2014) [-]
Don't toes heal by themselves?
User avatar #140319 to #140318 - ajrin (06/25/2014) [-]
you might cause more harm to it if you don't see a doc
User avatar #140320 to #140319 - georgesmoustache (06/25/2014) [-]
Maybe, they won't put a cast on it for such a small thing right?
User avatar #140321 to #140320 - ajrin (06/25/2014) [-]
idk
User avatar #140322 to #140321 - georgesmoustache (06/25/2014) [-]
I got a flight saturday so don't want a cast
User avatar #140323 to #140322 - ajrin (06/25/2014) [-]
then just take it easy a few days and don't walk to much
User avatar #140324 to #140323 - georgesmoustache (06/25/2014) [-]
Thanks doc
User avatar #140206 - unncommon (06/24/2014) [-]
If I have sex in a pool will the condom still work?
User avatar #140325 to #140206 - ferrettamer (06/25/2014) [-]
Just make sure if you almost drown in her pussy swim to the butt
User avatar #140307 to #140206 - iridium (06/25/2014) [-]
Just fuck in a bed like a normal non-funnyjunker (because people on this site don't actually get laid) human being.
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#140229 to #140206 - proteinstain (06/25/2014) [-]
forget condoms, problem solved
forget condoms, problem solved
User avatar #140211 to #140206 - laky (06/24/2014) [-]
Only if you have sex while swimming

No idea man. I'm sure there are plenty of " safe-sex-help" sites online with reliable information. Do a quick google search and look for the sites that seem valid and reliable.

Cheers.
User avatar #140212 to #140211 - unncommon (06/24/2014) [-]
If I drink chocolate milk and eat old pizza before noon is that gross?
User avatar #140216 to #140212 - laky (06/24/2014) [-]
If you drink your chocolate milk with a knife and eat your pizza with a spoon you should be fine
User avatar #140214 to #140212 - Noon (06/24/2014) [-]
I don't drink chocolate milk and eat old pizza. So you are just fine.
User avatar #140201 - swagasauruss ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
So I got a 7 day colored text item for OC, but it was a screen cap of my facebook comment...im confused
User avatar #140231 to #140201 - fistfireace (06/25/2014) [-]
You most likely didn't get it from it being OC since admin did state that screen shots are bad OC that doesn't deserve colored text. Plus, you have seven days worth of it.

There's two ways of getting colored text by posting content: one) if you make OC and gets over 500 thumbs; two) having content reach over 1,000 thumbs (still counts with reposting or anything else) excluding the NSFW way . The former being 90 days for colored text, the latter being only 7 days.
User avatar #140232 to #140231 - swagasauruss ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Yes I under stand that 7 day is for non OC I didnt know that Screencaps were bad OC now..
User avatar #140233 to #140232 - fistfireace (06/25/2014) [-]
"Now"? I thought they were always bad?
User avatar #140234 to #140233 - swagasauruss ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Seeing them hit top 3 I assumed. I guess that makes an ass out of you.... and me
User avatar #140235 to #140234 - fistfireace (06/25/2014) [-]
Weeelll, I only stated what admin posted once, but if it wasn't bad, and counted as good OC, you would have got 90 days colored text.
User avatar #140236 to #140235 - swagasauruss ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Meh either way I hit high In the top page that day so Im happy...thats for the help
User avatar #140237 to #140236 - fistfireace (06/25/2014) [-]
Yeah, that's good and no problem.
User avatar #140200 - fukkendragonite (06/24/2014) [-]
We're going to play a fun game here. I have a genuine problem that I need advice on, but I don't want to talk about it. SO, either guess, or give me blind generic advice. You never know, you might hit the nail on the head.

So advise me... on something. Whatever you want. Just throw advice at me.
User avatar #140296 to #140200 - advicedude (06/25/2014) [-]
Don't replace your shampoo for your pasta sauce and vice versa
User avatar #140312 to #140296 - fukkendragonite (06/25/2014) [-]
That couldn't be more irrelevant to my problem, but that's what this game is about so have an award for that one too
User avatar #140251 to #140200 - nachoiscool (06/25/2014) [-]
find the nearest lagoon to dump the body, then use as much soap as possible on the car window
User avatar #140311 to #140251 - fukkendragonite (06/25/2014) [-]
If I used that as an obscure metaphor, it could work
User avatar #140402 to #140311 - nachoiscool (06/25/2014) [-]
Then just dump her and move on
User avatar #140561 to #140402 - fukkendragonite (06/26/2014) [-]
Good effort, but there's so much more to it that I won't go into
User avatar #140710 to #140561 - nachoiscool (06/27/2014) [-]
Then whatever happens, emotionally move on from It and become a better person
User avatar #140753 to #140710 - fukkendragonite (06/27/2014) [-]
I promise, I will.
User avatar #140202 to #140200 - ScottP (06/24/2014) [-]
Does it involve another person?
User avatar #140205 to #140202 - fukkendragonite (06/24/2014) [-]
No more clues though
User avatar #140208 to #140205 - ScottP (06/24/2014) [-]
I'm going to assume that you're having trouble with someone. If you're a male, more than likely a female. Maybe you feel like you don't know how to approach her? What if all you needed to do was to tell her how you really feel.
User avatar #140209 to #140208 - fukkendragonite (06/24/2014) [-]
Nobody else even bothered trying so you win the award for getting close enough.

It's in the right ballpark, but not quite what I'm looking for.

Thanks for indulging me in this though. I'm depressed as fucking shit with it right now so I just needed a laugh.
User avatar #140228 to #140209 - ScottP (06/25/2014) [-]
Well if you ever want to talk, I can do a bit of listening
User avatar #140310 to #140228 - fukkendragonite (06/25/2014) [-]
Thanks for the offer but it's fine man
User avatar #140204 to #140202 - fukkendragonite (06/24/2014) [-]
Yes other people are involved
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