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#125129 - anonymous (04/02/2014) [-]
When I'm having sex I can never cum. The first couple of times I thought it was because I was drunk. Now, with my current girlfriend I still can't sober. Its definitely not something on her part, she's hot, I really care about her, and it feels fucking great, but I just can't manage to cum no matter how long it takes. I guess its better than the opposite but I end up feeling ashamed after.
User avatar #125152 to #125129 - loveyameanish (04/02/2014) [-]
Are you on meds for depression or anxiety? It's not uncommon for them to make you unable to ejaculate.
#125162 to #125152 - anonymous (04/02/2014) [-]
also I can if I'm rubbing one out. I think I'm just going to stop taking my meds and stop jacking off even though i don't that often.
#125161 to #125152 - anonymous (04/02/2014) [-]
sleeping med thats sometimes used for depression. I was wondering if that was why but I get hard around her really easily so I didn't think it had to do with a decreased sex drive.
User avatar #125163 to #125161 - loveyameanish (04/02/2014) [-]
Meds of that kind have a 1-10% chance of causing ejaculatory dysfunction, with or without erectile dysfunction. So you may get boners all day long but you may never get that big finish until you're off the meds.
User avatar #125128 - askafj (04/02/2014) [-]
Could someone help me find drivers for a Casio keyboard ?

model: CTK-900

I found a place but it insisted on downloading driver doc.
I want the drivers because I want to use synthesia. I have not been able to do that before and I suspect it is the drivers.

Help appreciated
#125122 - hillface (04/02/2014) [-]
Hey guys, hope you can help me out. I've been viewing FJ less and less due to a problem I keep occuring. Whenever I start off at the front page, I usually just skim through content till I'm bored. But now, when browsing, whenever I flick left or right, I always end up on the cringe channel. Don't get me wrong, I don't mind the cringe channel, but I'd rather browse top content or different channels. I don't know if its a setting or the way I get on to FJ but its driving me nuts.
User avatar #125148 to #125122 - saltybanana (04/02/2014) [-]
stay off of fj for awhile , when you come back everything is new to you
User avatar #125121 - goobyman (04/02/2014) [-]
A close friend to my dad just died.
My dad will be back in 4 hours. what do i do?
User avatar #125137 to #125121 - watermelloon (04/02/2014) [-]
Men dont need big speaches. Fuck.

Give him a hug and tell him you love him. Let him have his space if he wants it but be there to comfort him the best you can. Expect him to be acting different/distant/ or maybe ever overly happy for a few days /weeks.
User avatar #125135 to #125121 - Ottovan (04/02/2014) [-]
Sit him down, and tell him it's important.

It's going to be hard as hell, but you're just going to have to tell him "I hate to be the one to tell you this, but (name here) just passed away"

I know it sounds emotionless when reading it through text, but the emotion in your voice will be comforting enough
#125123 to #125121 - minutes (04/02/2014) [-]
Comfort him?
#125125 to #125124 - minutes (04/02/2014) [-]
Well the usual stuff, telling him that you're sorry, sitting quite beside someone already is comforting in some way. Let him talk about him if he wants to, leave him alone if he wants to be left alone. Don't be annoying, don't force yourself on him, maybe drink a few beers with him.
User avatar #125126 to #125125 - goobyman (04/02/2014) [-]
no no i still live with my parents
#125127 to #125126 - minutes (04/02/2014) [-]
So? I really see no problem with that.
#125117 - balliwog ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
Alrighty, there's a lady friend of mine (we're both 18), and we've gotten a lot closer over the past few months. It's seemed like she's been interested, so we organised to go see a movie and have dinner and she's been telling me how excited she is about it. Then today she said she told her sister (17) and the sister really wanted to come, so now thats happening. My question is, is this innocent enough or is it a thing to render what may have been a date just a hang out sort of thing? Not sure how to proceed.
User avatar #125120 to #125117 - badexplain (04/02/2014) [-]
She is most likely scared of the thought of being intimate with you. Put your foot down and say you just want it to be the two of you. Pee on her to assert your dominance as well.
User avatar #125118 to #125117 - drastronomy (04/02/2014) [-]
threesome
User avatar #125111 - derpinoff (04/02/2014) [-]
How do I give advice?
#125112 to #125111 - lastsamurai (04/02/2014) [-]
like this
User avatar #125107 - lotengo ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
Hey guys, Admin said he turned off the ads for logged in users. But im still getting ads when im logged in.

Dit Addy turn the ads back on or do i have a virus of some kind?
User avatar #125110 to #125107 - dumbassvtwo (04/02/2014) [-]
He turned on the "annoying" ads.
Dont know if that means for us or not.
User avatar #125108 to #125107 - watermelloon (04/02/2014) [-]
virus or you have a bug. tell admin about this.

User avatar #125106 - zaxzwim ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
hello again funny junk, i left at the start of the year and dropped in once or twice because why the fuck not and today i finally asked a girl out for the first time, the thing is though this is... well... the first time, and i have no idea what to do and we are going to the movies, so any advice for a guy like me?
User avatar #125096 - qwertyjr (04/02/2014) [-]
I am friends with a person I hate. She's annoying as fuck. But she got an ass. What do?
User avatar #125140 to #125096 - assturtle (04/02/2014) [-]
be honest, either she tries to be a uh more acceptable person or she stops being your friend. win/win.
User avatar #125119 to #125096 - badexplain (04/02/2014) [-]
Spank her on the ass and watch her reaction. Repeat if it is unfavorable.
#125113 to #125096 - lastsamurai (04/02/2014) [-]
Say "i'm sorry, but I don't want to be your friend. You're really annoying"
User avatar #125100 to #125096 - iridium (04/02/2014) [-]
She is not your friend. She is a person who has a sexually attractive feature.

#125097 to #125096 - Rei ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
Don't be friends with her. It's as simple as that.
User avatar #125157 to #125097 - nippuhl (04/02/2014) [-]
But Rei.
User avatar #125228 to #125157 - Rei ONLINE (04/03/2014) [-]
No butts
User avatar #125229 to #125228 - nippuhl (04/03/2014) [-]
B-but
User avatar #125234 to #125229 - Rei ONLINE (04/03/2014) [-]
no butts
#125091 - anonymous (04/02/2014) [-]
I'm trying to think of an idiom for something along the lines of "every good has its bad". Can you guys help me out, i've been trying to think of one for quite some time but my mind is blank.
User avatar #125093 to #125091 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/02/2014) [-]
Even the most beautiful rose has thorns...
#125092 to #125091 - anonymous (04/02/2014) [-]
"Even honey attracts bees"
#125079 - ipostcp (04/02/2014) [-]
There is a girl at work that I'm not sure what her deal is.

She started working here a few days ago which is fine, I was teaching her and stuff and we became friends quickly. She is a mom, but twenty years old with a year and half daughter and has a boyfriend, but the boyfriend sounds like a scum bag from what she has been saying.

She has been talking a lot to me about her relationship and its problems which personally, just gives me something to talk about. We share a cab to work every day and today I mentioned to her than I wont be able to take a cab with her because I'm going to start walking to work.

She then asked if I wanted to walk to work with her and stuff (to save money on cabs.)

Should I be suspisious of a possible relationship brewing? Or do you guys think it's just friendly? Personally, I wouldn't mind dating her.
User avatar #125158 to #125079 - nippuhl (04/02/2014) [-]
You need to stop going for people at work.
That only causes problems.
#125114 to #125079 - lastsamurai (04/02/2014) [-]
Find out her boyfriend is secretly gay and that's why he's acting like a douche.
Date her boyfriend.
User avatar #125094 to #125079 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/02/2014) [-]
I thought you were gay anyway?
User avatar #125095 to #125094 - ipostcp (04/02/2014) [-]
I pitch for both teams.
User avatar #125087 to #125079 - dragondust (04/02/2014) [-]
Honestly if it were any other situation I would say yes, she does seem genuinely interested if she wants to talk to you.

But any relationship means getting involved in the other person's life. You said she has a scumbag boyfriend. He might not take it so well, you probably don't need that in your life.
Maybe it should just stay friendly, maybe she just wants to talk about her problems, which would be cool if it were me.
User avatar #125090 to #125087 - ipostcp (04/02/2014) [-]
I dunno, she is bringing a few joints too.
User avatar #125083 to #125079 - iridium (04/02/2014) [-]
It gives you something to do. I guess you could be suspicious of it, though I wouldn't think about it that much.
User avatar #125082 to #125079 - makotoitou (04/02/2014) [-]
If you don't mind then just see where it goes.
User avatar #125084 to #125082 - ipostcp (04/02/2014) [-]
Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. I'm not gunna worry about it.
User avatar #125085 to #125084 - makotoitou (04/02/2014) [-]
The only harm I could see is if you have to break her off later then cab rides/walking would be awkward.
User avatar #125081 to #125079 - ipostcp (04/02/2014) [-]
teoberry
User avatar #125065 - ihateyouarse (04/01/2014) [-]
roll number
#125076 to #125065 - obviousbaitman (04/02/2014) [-]
**obviousbaitman rolls 683** you type *roll x* x being a number from 1-9

User avatar #125069 to #125065 - derpityhurr (04/01/2014) [-]
you type *roll 1-9* at the start of a comment
#125071 to #125069 - anonymous (04/01/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 529,028,408**
User avatar #125067 to #125065 - eddymolly (04/01/2014) [-]
**eddymolly rolls 79** Now what?
#125061 - anonymous (04/01/2014) [-]
There is this girl I'm really into but I hear shes got a cold ass heart and is incapable to love, she is available though... She asks me almost everyday who I like but I always dodge the question. It's almost guarented that she is going to ask again today. Should I just do it or? What do you guys think?
We have a relatively weak friendship so no friendzone shit.
User avatar #125159 to #125061 - nippuhl (04/02/2014) [-]
Girl I like is like that.
Just ask her out.
#125115 to #125061 - lastsamurai (04/02/2014) [-]
say "Well, i kind of like you.." then turn your face away from her while blushing uncontrollably.
User avatar #125109 to #125061 - watermelloon (04/02/2014) [-]
if a girl asks u who u like its cos she's curious if u like her or if u like on of her friends who has told her that they like u.

hook in!
User avatar #125086 to #125061 - iridium (04/02/2014) [-]
What's the worst that will happen if you say "you"?

User avatar #125077 to #125061 - wolfofwallstreet (04/02/2014) [-]
Well it's no secret she is interested.
However, it would be a poor idea to go into this with any expectations of a meaningful serious relationship.
Well, to say if she is "Cold Hearted".
Personally I would go in with the expectation of sex.
Just do it and get out man if you're this deep in thought about this girl.
User avatar #125062 to #125061 - awesomerninjathing (04/01/2014) [-]
if she's asking it's because she's interested

this happens every day and you've done nothing each time? what the fuck man
#125063 to #125062 - anonymous (04/01/2014) [-]
im beta as fuck man idk
User avatar #125064 to #125063 - awesomerninjathing (04/01/2014) [-]
its fine lol

you could just say "you" and if things go wrong just say APRIL FOOLS (Since you said she'll ask again today)
#125066 to #125064 - anonymous (04/01/2014) [-]
i asked a ton of people about that and they said it was a shitty idea
i thought it was good at first too
User avatar #125075 to #125066 - Timmietim (04/02/2014) [-]
Do it faggot
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#125051 to #125049 - thatguynine (04/01/2014) [-]
Didn't notice the "love advice" part, thought the board was about general advice. My bad.
Didn't notice the "love advice" part, thought the board was about general advice. My bad.
User avatar #125052 to #125051 - awesomerninjathing (04/01/2014) [-]
it is about general advice lol

just ugly shoes tbh
User avatar #125057 to #125052 - thatguynine (04/01/2014) [-]
Well then I guess we have a different taste in shoes haha.
#125042 - anonymous (04/01/2014) [-]
Any tips on getting over someone? The girl broke up with me on the 4th of February, and the relationship was only 3 months anyway, and yet for some reason I still find myself getting upset/angry/jealous of others about it, a large part of it being because of the circumstances in which we broke up. I still open my Facebook hoping that there's a message from her apologising and all that shit, which probably wasnt helped by the fact that she once half-apologised when drunk and then just stopped replying when I pushed it. I've even been having fucking dreams where she says sorry and we get back together, which probably sounds pretty fucking weird.

Any help?
User avatar #125078 to #125042 - wolfofwallstreet (04/02/2014) [-]
Just consume alcohol and/or do drugs.
It is a great method to get over a girl.
What a sleezy thing, let's apologize over the internet.
Fucking girls. Idiots.
User avatar #125068 to #125042 - ScottP (04/01/2014) [-]
Those fantasies are common. Fantasies of her begging you to take her back. Revenge fantasies of you hurting her the way she hurt you. My advice would be to remove her as a friend on facebook (at the very least, temporarily) and remove all contact with her. Don't talk to her. Don't even look in her general direction.

It'll hurt now, but the only thing I can say is that it'll pass. I thought that it wouldn't pass four months ago, but now I'm able to cynically laugh at how much more she's enjoying life than me and how quickly she's moved on. It's an improvement from when I would call her every day after school. It was pretty pathetic.
User avatar #125040 - ihateyouarse (04/01/2014) [-]
how do i roll a number
User avatar #125053 to #125040 - noneckcomics (04/01/2014) [-]
**noneckcomics rolls 755,976,604**
User avatar #125041 to #125040 - awesomerninjathing (04/01/2014) [-]
**awesomerninjathing rolls 584**
#125026 - thesmilyingdawg (04/01/2014) [-]
this how much i have to pay
woah
please someone help me out here
User avatar #125088 to #125026 - iridium (04/02/2014) [-]
Apply for scholarships, look for financial aid programs.
#125080 to #125026 - slowbroking (04/02/2014) [-]
>Go to college to stay out of debt in adulthood
>Be in debt to college until you're 40

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#125059 to #125026 - teoberry has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #125044 to #125026 - herblegerble (04/01/2014) [-]
I know that fucking feel man.
I'm looking at studying in Canada in 1 and a half years time (as an international student), and my estimated costs per year are in the vicinity of £24000, or almost $40000. And that doesnt include flying back to say hello to my family, or flying there for the first time and taking shit with me.
#125050 to #125044 - thesmilyingdawg (04/01/2014) [-]
so when do i pay it?  when i finish the 2 years or i have to pay it at the end of the school year?   
i know its student loan but i want to know
so when do i pay it? when i finish the 2 years or i have to pay it at the end of the school year?
i know its student loan but i want to know
User avatar #125054 to #125050 - herblegerble (04/01/2014) [-]
It probably varies between universities. They should have a calendar thing somewhere on there website that gives you important dates. I know for the university I've looked at (UBC), you pay at the start of the year. But I'd suggest looking on whatever uni's website.
User avatar #125038 to #125026 - awesomerninjathing (04/01/2014) [-]
its an april fools joke lol
#125034 to #125026 - anonymous (04/01/2014) [-]
In england, the tuition fee's alone are standard at £9000 ($15000)
User avatar #125160 to #125034 - nippuhl (04/02/2014) [-]
That's nothing.
User avatar #125031 to #125026 - nsfwcontent (04/01/2014) [-]
get gud @ money
User avatar #125030 to #125029 - spookyexplain (04/01/2014) [-]
Yeah, that's what I hate about the US. Everyone is trying to rip you off at every corner.
#125035 to #125030 - thesmilyingdawg (04/01/2014) [-]
2 year college, and i will have to pay $24,000 for the first year
so this is why my mom wants me to go to school?
User avatar #125036 to #125035 - spookyexplain (04/01/2014) [-]
Its bullshit, I know. I just can't wait to go to college. sarcasm
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#125020 - anonymous (04/01/2014) [-]
So, I've been bullied, had severe (diagnosed) depression, anxiety, and paranoia. My life has been shit my entire life, and I've never enjoyed it for an expended period beyond... maybe a couple of days. I mean all my life when I say that, there are literally no memories of anything much happy at all. I've failed at everything I've put my mind to, and I see myself doing shit, now and in the future, because I'm doing something i dislike to do something that would make me miserable in the future, just because I have to.

So, what do I do given that physically leaving the room 1/2 of the time is challenging, fulfilling basic bodily functions is actually a task, and any extended social contact leaves me exhausted?
#125116 to #125020 - lastsamurai (04/02/2014) [-]
Do you have real friends? Have you ever made a real effort to improve yourself?
Have you tried working out/doing activities? Do you eat healthy and sleep enough?
A good friend is all you need in a situation like that, someone that can push you through and who doesn't make you tired.

Everyone feel exhausted after being social for a long amount of time, it (like everything else) takes practice. I myself had a sort of similar situation. I didn't want to talk to anyone, I was unhealthy and I only thought about how miserable my life was.

There are things that help, like thinking you're really lucky for owning a computer, or thinking you have great opportunities and that there's always time. Bullying is mostly just for fun for the bullies and the people that get bullied can't even imagine to think of it that way. Depression is real and dangerous, but the best thing you can do is think positively. Look at yourself in the mirror and smile, in what ways can you improve? Working on yourself and making progress really helps. Anxiety and paranoia are often related to your own body-image. You have to be more confident and BELIEVE that most others think the same way as you do.

Hope this helps and I wish u the best of luck.
User avatar #125098 to #125020 - cheated (04/02/2014) [-]
I was actually going to say something similar, then what do you know, that guy beat me to it.

I'm joining the Army in a few months, likely. I wanted to join earlier but I didn't want to miss my sister's wedding, and I'm going to be visiting some other family before I do because nobody really lives near me.

I actually want to make a career out of it. My family has a lot of military history.
User avatar #125021 to #125020 - beatmasterz (04/01/2014) [-]
Try to join the army. Doesn't require much social skills, you provide a service to your country and you're constantly busy. Don't consider killing yourself as an option.
#125017 - anonymous (04/01/2014) [-]
is it paranoid to worry about what stuff is out there about you?
such as pictures or comments or locations?
#125028 to #125017 - anonymous (04/01/2014) [-]
I really need a second opinion,
#125024 to #125017 - anonymous (04/01/2014) [-]
the feelings of these worries tend to come in sort of waves and not a constant thing. so for a few days i think about it then it could be a long time that i don't remember it then bam back to the worry
#125019 to #125017 - anonymous (04/01/2014) [-]
I thought when I left this site, I left it for good but I had to come back.
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