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#146438 - Womens Study Major (07/23/2014) [-]
So I am incredibly bored at the moment so i browsed funnyjunk like usual. Aaand there was a post on the front page about some girl who lost her child before it was born or something and one dude in the comments said he lost his wife. I don't trust people so I checked out his profile and one of the first few comments was him saying that he is 18 years old and his biggest fear is not being accepted into college. Now I was really bored and checked more comments of him and now comes the weird part. For over 2 years already he is claiming to have 3 kids and a wife, i mean literally a lot of attention whoring for "his kids" and "his wife". This really isn't any of my buisness to be honest but I am really curious, is that dude really fucked up and that's why he's pretending it, or did he pretend to be an 18 year old? I just really don't get it.
User avatar #146495 to #146438 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
It's a psychological cry for help attention.
Just to see who gives in.

There was one user on here, whom of which had deleted his account, that claimed that his "dark magic" brought him to users to talk with them.
He was creepy.
Early 20's, scrawny, blonde white kid. May have been a girl, may have been a guy.
Each time he posted, he would post with the same anime girl.
It was creepy. He fed off of other people's stories. It brought him amusement.
He would want to go in-depth about you and your life. He wanted to know everything about you. Yet he wouldn't tell much about himself other than: "I'm in college and I like games."

FunnyJunk has some odd users. They're worth investigating if you've got the time.
User avatar #146460 to #146438 - jasonvgrace (07/23/2014) [-]
Some people just like attention, even in real life you'll find people who will make up the craziest things to attract attention. Interestingly enough though, they often don't do this because other people think they are inadequate as they are, but because they themselves seem to think they're life isn't impressive enough to talk about. So they make things up. They make things up so they can talk about it with people, because they think their lives aren't incredible enough to talk about.

It's kinda sad, but I wouldn't say it's "fucked up," ultimately though it's what you make of it.
User avatar #146448 to #146438 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
it's possible to have babies before being 18
#146464 to #146448 - Womens Study Major (07/23/2014) [-]
In a few comments he claimed to be in his mid 30s, he said his oldest child is 6.
User avatar #146440 to #146438 - ecomp (07/23/2014) [-]
He's thumbwhoring
#146428 - Womens Study Major (07/23/2014) [-]
So going to a party with my girlfriend tomorrow. We havent done anything besides pull (make out for you ameri-folk) but I imagine we're both going to get drunk and who knows what could happen.
To make it perfectly clear - I am not expecting anything to happen and in no way would I force it if it was me taking advantage of her.

Now my dilemma is whether or not to...clean up down below. I've never gone further than pulling with a girl so this would be my first time, and I don't really have any "special equipment" to help me, but I could always just use a normal pair of scissors (or go and by some during the day) to trim a little.

Or is that weird? I don't fucking know what to do. Help.
User avatar #146487 to #146428 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
You would think "pull" would be a hand job. Foreign people are weird.
User avatar #146449 to #146428 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
tbh the longest your pubes should be is like, stubble

that way she won't choke on hairs
#146454 to #146449 - Womens Study Major (07/23/2014) [-]
how am i meant to trim that shit down to stubble?
User avatar #146513 to #146454 - iridium (07/24/2014) [-]
Nail trimming scissors.
#146439 to #146428 - minutes (07/23/2014) [-]
I don't know man. Sure, you want to score but I am not sure if this is the right way. When you are already together, why don't you make a move on her when you spent time together? You should know about the famous #womenlogic. At the evening while being drunk she may want to do this, so it's not really taking advantage since she wanted it, but she might still think you were and get really pissed. I have seen woman do a lot of irrational and seemingly illogical stuff and this seems like one of these traps you could get sucked into.

I don't want to tell you what to do or anything, just saying, it could backfire.
#146441 to #146439 - Womens Study Major (07/23/2014) [-]
It was really hard to phrase this properly.
It's not about me scoring, it's about the possibility that something might happen (I'm including blowies and handjobs in this shit) and I don't want to have to go "nah lets not I don't want you to be turned off by my mad bush". On top of that being trimmed makes your junk look bigger, so there's always that...
#146442 to #146441 - minutes (07/23/2014) [-]
Well I guess it doesn't hurt to shave yourself right? I heard trimming is better then shaving. Don't really have anything else to say, sorry.
#146445 to #146442 - Womens Study Major (07/23/2014) [-]
Thanks anyway.
#146444 to #146442 - Womens Study Major (07/23/2014) [-]
Yeh, one of my friends shaved and he told me it was the worst things he's ever done because of how itchy it was.
User avatar #146436 to #146428 - makotoitou (07/23/2014) [-]
I'd ask gay board. They're a bunch of hairless twinks so they would know how to clean up and shit.
#146437 to #146436 - confusedasian (07/23/2014) [-]
Not all of them are hairless. I've seen some jungles.
Not all of them are hairless. I've seen some jungles.

User avatar #146425 - jcfjr ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #146434 to #146425 - thatnigger (07/23/2014) [-]
Honestly, I think when you work out and lose weight, you'll generally sleep better because you'll be less tired and all that, its what happens if you're generally more healthy. Along with that you'll probably be more confident and less depressed, you might even meet new people along the way.
As for the girl, even if you want to be her white knight, that doesn't mean she wants you to be her white knight. You shouldn't expect nice things to happen to you if you're nice, but you should hold the people close to you that actually do nice things back, ya know? Of course its hard to watch the girl get treated badly, tell her to find someone else and if she doesn't listen, just move on from her and cut ties. She's not listening to your advice and you having a thing for her isn't doing you any favours, regardless of how bad you feel about just leaving her. If you tell her to move on from him and she does listen or at least give excuses and you explain that its not worth it and she listens, you can maybe still be friends but you'll probably eventually want to tell her your feelings and that might cause trouble if she's not interested I guess.
#146409 - itembox ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
**itembox rolled image**
why is bonanthecarbarian such a faggot about rolls
#146408 - Womens Study Major (07/23/2014) [-]
Anyone who tells you that you can't, just haven't realised their true potential. Its easy to whine about the problems of the world, but what happens when you move to face them?
We are stronger that we let on.
#146412 to #146408 - confusedasian (07/23/2014) [-]
I tried putting a finger in my ass, but got scared. You've just given me encouragement to try again.
User avatar #146514 to #146412 - iridium (07/24/2014) [-]
Just cover it in lubricant. Worst thing that'll happen is you have a stinky finger.
#146407 - larsfillmore (07/23/2014) [-]
MFW She sent me a topless pic and said come over

I'm also 56-3 on BF4
#146421 to #146407 - dehumanizer (07/23/2014) [-]
mfw i dont give a shit
User avatar #146410 to #146407 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
why don't you go over
User avatar #146411 to #146410 - larsfillmore (07/23/2014) [-]
Told you nigga im doing good and there's still alot of tickets left in this game

I dicked her yesterday anyway
User avatar #146413 to #146411 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
pics of her pls
User avatar #146414 to #146413 - larsfillmore (07/23/2014) [-]
Depends on what country youre in
User avatar #146415 to #146414 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #146416 to #146415 - larsfillmore (07/23/2014) [-]
No pics for u
User avatar #146418 to #146416 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
wait you seem familiar
are you jadgoon on snapchat
User avatar #146478 to #146418 - georgesmoustache (07/23/2014) [-]
y u litle cunt, y avant u got me on snopchat
User avatar #146417 to #146416 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
no seriously why
#146402 - Womens Study Major (07/23/2014) [-]
i fapped yesterday and stretched my foreskin and now it feels like I got a needle in the right side of the tip of my penis. wat do
User avatar #146443 to #146402 - skydiving (07/23/2014) [-]
Doctor. Go now.
#146572 to #146443 - Womens Study Major (07/24/2014) [-]
the pain went away
User avatar #146601 to #146572 - skydiving (07/25/2014) [-]
Good hear
User avatar #146404 to #146402 - makotoitou (07/23/2014) [-]
das hot
User avatar #146396 - vetis ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
So, my culinary class made me shave my face clean. The only thing that made my long hair work was having a nicely trimmed face. Short scruff is awesome. Now that's gone and I'm left with long hair and no facial hair. So... I need a haircut.

Anyone have any legitimate suggestions for something a bit shorter than shoulder length, or around that area? I don't want short hair but it can't past my shoulders anymore.
User avatar #146451 to #146396 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
why would you shave your beard? wear a hairnet on it
User avatar #146488 to #146451 - vetis ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
No option, they wouldn't allow it. </3
#146398 to #146396 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
The greatest looking style for you will ultimately depend on your head-shape, really.
It's hard to say, although you're going to have to experiment on your own and see what works best.

Pic semi-related. I wouldn't recommend the exact styles, although It gives you a general idea of what styles to lean towards.
User avatar #146400 to #146398 - thebestpieever (07/23/2014) [-]
The dude with the round face is ugly as fuck, tho.
User avatar #146450 to #146400 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
not really, he's just asian
User avatar #146452 to #146450 - thebestpieever (07/23/2014) [-]
There's handsome Asian dudes. There's Asian dudes that make me wish I were gay. But this dude is fucking ugly.
User avatar #146453 to #146452 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
the ugliest imo is triangle dude but they're all good-looking
User avatar #146399 to #146398 - vetis ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
I think mine is closer to oval, but it's hard to tell with my hair currently framing the sides. Thanks for the reference.
User avatar #146377 - trollypollyz (07/23/2014) [-]
**trollypollyz rolls 01**
User avatar #146379 to #146377 - trollypollyz (07/23/2014) [-]
i wanted dubs you shit
User avatar #146386 to #146379 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
**xXThatxOnexGuyXx rolls 04** Quickly, Take my dubs!
User avatar #146388 to #146386 - watermelloon (07/23/2014) [-]
**watermelloon rolls 08**

at least you tried?
User avatar #146389 to #146387 - trollypollyz (07/23/2014) [-]
**trollypollyz rolls 57**
User avatar #146390 to #146389 - trollypollyz (07/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #146461 to #146390 - jasonvgrace (07/23/2014) [-]
**jasonvgrace rolls 04** eeh' don't worry about it, not everyone can get dubs
User avatar #146462 to #146461 - jasonvgrace (07/23/2014) [-]
including me apparantly.
#146373 - dehumanizer (07/23/2014) [-]
Daily reminder that women are subhuman scum that should be gassed. If you want to live a happy life, dont ever interact with any females, dont give them your time they dont deserve. They will never learn what real love is thus they dont deserve it. Proove me wrong, normalfags!
Daily reminder that women are subhuman scum that should be gassed. If you want to live a happy life, dont ever interact with any females, dont give them your time they dont deserve. They will never learn what real love is thus they dont deserve it. Proove me wrong, normalfags!
User avatar #146516 to #146373 - iridium (07/24/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure /advice/ doesn't need you.
#146520 to #146516 - dehumanizer (07/24/2014) [-]
call the tumblr police
#146503 to #146373 - Womens Study Major (07/24/2014) [-]
God damn you are the biggest bitch
God damn you are the biggest bitch
User avatar #146463 to #146373 - jasonvgrace (07/23/2014) [-]
I too like to the dick in my bum.
#146522 to #146463 - dehumanizer (07/24/2014) [-]
thats even worse
#146435 to #146373 - Womens Study Major (07/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #146426 to #146373 - hoponthefeelstrain (07/23/2014) [-]
I thought elliot roger was dead
#146427 to #146426 - dehumanizer (07/23/2014) [-]
I completely understand him and sometimes feel the murderous rage overtake me too.
User avatar #146422 to #146373 - teoberry (07/23/2014) [-]
Really bro?
#146424 to #146422 - dehumanizer (07/23/2014) [-]
"Women seem wicked, when you're unwated..."
User avatar #146378 to #146373 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
Too bad you're a bigger bitch than all of them
#146381 to #146378 - dehumanizer (07/23/2014) [-]
Im a strong independant robot who dont need no woman!
Im a strong independant robot who dont need no woman!
User avatar #146374 to #146373 - gandaalf (07/23/2014) [-]
but dem is so pretty
#146375 to #146374 - dehumanizer (07/23/2014) [-]
Thats what your brain is wired to belive, it is a lie. They are only decent looking with several kilograms of makeup and even then their looks are good for about 7 years then they become as ugly on the outside as they are on the inside.
User avatar #146376 to #146375 - gandaalf (07/23/2014) [-]
nah i know this one girl and she looks good and is nice
#146380 to #146376 - dehumanizer (07/23/2014) [-]
Thats just your dick talking, you wouldnt think that way if you werent under her spell.
#146382 to #146380 - gandaalf (07/23/2014) [-]
ignorance is bliss
#146405 to #146382 - dehumanizer (07/23/2014) [-]
Save yourself man, dont play her game!
User avatar #146517 to #146405 - iridium (07/24/2014) [-]
Aren't you already?
User avatar #146577 to #146524 - iridium (07/25/2014) [-]
You're playing that game. "I hate myself' > "I hate women" > "I love women".

You don't shut up about being a beta, nor either of the first two.
#146371 - Womens Study Major (07/23/2014) [-]
Is it normal to really have no family values or interest at all? Especially with your S/O's family.

His family is a few states away, hence why I haven't met them, but have spoken on the phone/overhear them constantly. I just... I don't like their personalities at all. I have little to no interest in meeting them. In the event of marriage, I don't even want them there. (I don't want anyone there, honestly. Just a courthouse and my s/o) He's stated that this will probably blatantly offend his mother and I'm sort of like...eh.
Ultimately, he seems indifferent about everything. So I don't have his weighing opinion.

Is it wrong that I only care about my S/O's presence and not his family?
User avatar #146393 to #146371 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
The thing with some families is that they want to control who dates who.
If they are this controlling, and if they don't have a say in it, then chances are the smallest thing you do will set them off on you.

This will take time for them to get to accept you. Just don't let it bother you.

It took five years for me and my sister to start being nice to my brother's girlfriend.
And right when we were letting our guard up, she quickly left him for another guy; Then she got rejected by that guy, went crawling back to my brother, then he dumped her.
We never really liked her, but we did eventually accept her.

I'm not sure on why we didn't like her; It might have been her personality and how it just didn't match our family at all.
My family has always been fairly introverted. Go to a social outing together? We're bailing 30mins before it ends. Never talk to anyone unless we have to. etc.
Her? The exact opposite. Super out-going, talkative, fake, etc.
It just didn't fit in at all.

It'd be like a Neo-Nazi marrying into a Jewish family. The family believes and abides by certain things, and the Neo-Nazi has conflicting beliefs and views.

After a while, though, they will accept you into the family. When everyone is able to set their differences aside, then you will have been truly accepted in.

Anyhow, I wouldn't sweat it too much. Nor would I complain about it.
This is going to happen. It'll take time until they are more accepting of you. It'll take time until you are fine with them.
Just try not to deliberately burn bridges.
User avatar #146384 to #146371 - chewythewolftwo ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
There are people I've only ever had indirect interactions with, like in the background of skypecalls and stuff, and I fucking hate them. Everyone's allowed their opinions, just don't be a dick about it.
User avatar #146372 to #146371 - thatnigger (07/23/2014) [-]
Its not wrong to have preferences, if you're not into family, that's fine.
If your S/O's fine with it as well, then its not a problem and honestly, you get married for yourself, not for your families, which is what a lot of families like to make it about.
You could however talk it out with them, tell them why you don't like them and if they make themselves difficult to talk to or don't listen, just forget about it and don't invite them or talk to them. Being older doesn't mean they have the right to treat you badly and not give you respect. I know for sure if my Mum doesn't treat my future Wife with respect I'd put my foot down, ya know?
User avatar #146370 - cognosceteipsum (07/23/2014) [-]
Here's some advice for TEENAGERS out there...
Your gray matter has not completely developed across your brain, therefore your critical thinking is not top notch.
All the while your reward center is at it's peak.
Boom, I just cracked the age old riddle of "Why are teens the way they are?" Well not true... someone else did it for me, I'm just a parrot. But information's information isn't it?
User avatar #146465 to #146370 - jasonvgrace (07/23/2014) [-]
I feel like most people already knew this, like peoples brains aren't fully developed yet during their teenage years. I feel like that's common knowledge.
User avatar #146502 to #146465 - cognosceteipsum (07/24/2014) [-]
Maybe, best to be secure =)
User avatar #146348 - mendelevium ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
I know this is no /fit/
but what are your guis top inner and outer lat exercises?
User avatar #146366 to #146348 - hsm ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
Pull ups, bent over dumbbell rows, bent over barbell rows, the machine that lets you pull weight down while sitting, the one where you're lying down under a bar and pull yourself up while keeping your body straight, chin ups (that's mostly bicep though), t-bar row (that's mostly middle back though)
User avatar #146345 - hsm ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
Okay i need some genuine help. Does anyone here use pivot? You know the stick animation software?
#146394 to #146345 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
I used to use Pivot quite a lot.   
Also, recently I made this quick little animation.   
What's up?
I used to use Pivot quite a lot.
Also, recently I made this quick little animation.

What's up?
User avatar #146403 to #146394 - hsm ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
Well thanks, but you're a tad bit late. I was having a problem exporting a 2000 frames animation. But it's resolved now.
User avatar #146343 - QuakinDuck (07/23/2014) [-]
I need help, my uncle runs a pub and he recently said that he wants to get an ipod on a docking station with a surround sound system so he could get rid of his old jukebox.
He wants me to put the music onto the ipod and i was wondering if anyone knew any faster ways of getting a lot of music onto the ipod, thanks.
User avatar #146429 to #146343 - hoponthefeelstrain (07/23/2014) [-]
why not just get pandora?
User avatar #146406 to #146343 - larsfillmore (07/23/2014) [-]
You can just use a Galaxy player basically the same thing
User avatar #146349 to #146343 - iridium (07/23/2014) [-]
iTunes sync works really well. Just make 1 large playlist on iTunes for all the stuff he wants on it. The quickest way to get that music is either to upload it from CDs or just torrent it.
#146347 to #146343 - minutes (07/23/2014) [-]
"faster ways" Faster then what? As far as I know the only way to get music on your ipod is itunes, but that's really fast so I don't really see your problem. Just put all the music you want into your itunes library on your computer, then synchronize your ipod with the USB cable and tata you now have all the music on it.
#146336 - ipostcp (07/23/2014) [-]
Any way to get healthy quick? I need to be at work tommorow and I feel like I need to go to the hospital.
User avatar #146337 to #146336 - iridium (07/23/2014) [-]
If it's serious, you're fucked.

If it's pain, take some ibuprofen.

If it's a migraine, take excedrin.

If it's diarrhea/stomach pain, take some pepto and go to sleep.
User avatar #146340 to #146337 - ipostcp (07/23/2014) [-]
Oh, I already went to the hospital because I fell at work, but they thought it was for heat exhaustion and they stitched me.
User avatar #146342 to #146340 - iridium (07/23/2014) [-]
Oh. Well if it's becoming a habit, then there's a problem. Like I said in my other reply, drink some water and try to keep hydrated.
User avatar #146339 to #146337 - ipostcp (07/23/2014) [-]
I feel dizzy and weak in the legs and arms. Cold as well. My throat hurts and I can't really talk.

This all happened in the course of a like 3 hours.
User avatar #146341 to #146339 - iridium (07/23/2014) [-]
I had something like that once. The best thing I would suggest is to drink some lukewarm water (so that it feels just a little cold, but not ice cold) and try to get as much sleep as you can.
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User avatar #146423 to #146334 - teoberry (07/23/2014) [-]
You dabbed? You're probably not gonna, especially if you smoked yesterday. It takes a long time for weed to get out of the system.
User avatar #146479 to #146423 - georgesmoustache (07/23/2014) [-]
think its 3-4 days for a casual smoker, up to a month for a newbie
User avatar #146335 to #146334 - alecbaldwinning ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
The last time you smoked was Jul 22nd? As in, yesterday? No you're not going to pass.
#146332 - thewillow (07/23/2014) [-]
"Meaning" is an illusion--something we humans project on the world around us.
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#146433 to #146329 - hingerbinger (07/23/2014) [-]
The life of an animate pussy, no matter how animate, is no more meaningful than one inanimate. The ONLY thing that can give actually meaning is a pussy force/entity dictating reality and controlling it. Anything less is a fabrication, to which compared to pussy, amounts to the same amount.... of pussy
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User avatar #146338 to #146329 - iridium (07/23/2014) [-]
Existentialism is pointless because thinking about it changes absolutely nothing about what's actually there.
User avatar #146330 to #146329 - norkas (07/23/2014) [-]
So do you need advice or what?
User avatar #146344 to #146330 - EdwardNigma (07/23/2014) [-]
No he's just spamming a bit.
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