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#203321 - dehumanizer
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(11/27/2015) [-]
#203332 to #203321 - anon
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(11/28/2015) [-]
you only did that because of the pepe image didn't you?
#203327 to #203321 - magicpotato
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(11/27/2015) [-]
i can hear you flipping me off. cunt.
#203319 - myny me
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(11/27/2015) [-]
FJ Im sad. Like Very sad. Well, not very... But quite very sad. I've been crushing on a girl for a while but she's dating (As in going on dates with, not in a relationship) another guy. And now Im sad. I think maybe I need a girlfriend. How do, FJ?
#203334 to #203319 - anon
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(11/28/2015) [-]
First of all, getting a new girlfriend will not make you feel better. If you try to obtain happiness from other sources then it will just not work out in the long run. It is like a physics problem. You need to take into account many variables if you are trying to get a girlfriend as a means of "happiness."

Second of all, trying to get a girlfriend just because you want to be "happy" is not going to get to a girl to like you. You want her to like you for you and if you are going to be all over her trying so desperately to cling on to her for happiness then she is not going to see the real you. The right girl is going to love you for the real you, so let her see it. It is not her job to make you happy and if she feels that way then it is going to make her feel closed in.

Third of all, please do not take my words offensively. I really want you to be happy. To give you some perspective, I have seen too many of my friends searching for girlfriends only to fall ill to a broken heart. It just is not the solution and a lot of my friends do not get that. Please, listen to me. Play your favorite games, find a new hobby that interests you, read an interesting book (there are millions of books out there I am sure you can find something), and most importantly seek happiness from within. Your happiness is important. Let it come from yourself so you do not lose it because of some girl. I am sure you will find someone special but -- please, do not be so desperate in finding them that you just pick any girl. Wait, become friends, get to know them, and then be happy with them (share your happiness ) . I know you can do it.
#203361 to #203334 - myny me
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(11/28/2015) [-]
That actually really helped. I needed to hear that. Thank you anon <3
#203344 to #203334 - scapeartist
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(11/28/2015) [-]
You post really helped me out today. I've been viewing this problem the wrong way this whole time, trying to find a girlfriend for the sole purpose of feeling happy. I guess self improvement is the first step i should go in.
Thx for the reality check!
#203320 to #203319 - myny me
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(11/27/2015) [-]
Heh, my profile picture is oddly appropriate...
#203317 - sleepercomics
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(11/27/2015) [-]
#203313 - rereviven
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(11/27/2015) [-]
womanexplain

How ungodly beta is it to wear a shirt like this in public?
#203345 to #203313 - anon
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(11/28/2015) [-]
those graphic tees in highschool are beta. like why would you wear that if you didnt want to question your beta-ness

certain graphic tees like the ones on redbubble or made by some 4channers are cool and arent beta. notice the difference
#203318 to #203313 - sleepercomics
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(11/27/2015) [-]
Stay in school, kid/10


It's very beta, womanxplain doesn't know shit. But either way, it's just a piece of fabric.
#203335 to #203318 - womanexplain
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(11/28/2015) [-]
I'm talking as a 20 year old woman, it's my own opinion, so yes I do know shit you gremlin fucker.
#203364 to #203335 - sleepercomics
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(11/28/2015) [-]
I don't need your sass right now, k.
#203380 to #203364 - womanexplain
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(11/28/2015) [-]
I don't give a fuck don't talk to me like that you silly cunt take your moody ass elsewhere
ciao nigger
#203416 to #203380 - sleepercomics
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(11/29/2015) [-]
You sound like a future husband beater.
#203420 to #203416 - womanexplain
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(11/29/2015) [-]
Cute
#203314 to #203313 - rereviven
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(11/27/2015) [-]
I'm a 17 year old guy haha
#203315 to #203314 - womanexplain
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(11/27/2015) [-]
It sounds awful but it really depends on how you look.
If you look after yourself and shower daily it could be considered nerdy/cute
If you're a neck beard weighing in at 450lbs I would suggest a different shirt and maybe a bath.
#203316 to #203315 - rereviven
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(11/27/2015) [-]
I am not 450 pounds or unbathed so great haha
#203309 - enlightednatzie
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(11/27/2015) [-]
Guys, i am sick and tired of being a permavirgin but i also dont like women because they can give you several std:s like herpes and vaginal fluids. So, i came up with the perfect solution for my problem as you can see in my carfully crafted shart:

Human women = drama, feminism, nasty vaginal fluids that gets stuck on your dick, becomes fat and ugly within three weeks of commitment

Dogs = Illegal

Anime pillow with a hole for a pocket pussy = feels and look like a woman should do, dont bitch at you because you did'nt do the dishes, wont leave you for a black dude, wont get angry if you forget to empty the pissbottles behind your bed

There is litterally no flaws with my secret project and i estimate that it will be the end of my permavirgin lfestyle. Soon i will know what it will feel like to be a chad!

#203311 to #203309 - anon
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(11/27/2015) [-]
10/10 original joke.
#203312 to #203311 - enlightednatzie
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(11/27/2015) [-]
Épic mém my son.
#203306 - notguitaraddict
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(11/27/2015) [-]
Hi.
I'm currently a senior in high school, and have been watching videos on sexuality by Stefan Molyneux on YouTube (interesting guy, well spoken and seems educated enough, although his arguments aren't constantly without flaw), and it's made me think about some shit.

I've never had sex. The opportunity just kind of hasn't prevented itself. There's a girl I know from school who I'll probably end up hanging out with soon, who I'm interested in, and I know for a fact is interested in me; but for the reason I'm going to describe to you among others, I've yet to go and initiate an actual romantic relationship. She's not a virgin like me; she had sex with somebody who she was in a 3 year relationship with a while ago, and one guy last year who was more or less just a fling. This already sort of raises red flags for me, based especially on what Molyneux has had to say, but she honestly doesn't seem like the type to sleep around any more; she does recognize the fling as a mistake, and is attracted to people, but doesn't go pursuing flings with them. She knows it was unhealthy, which is reassuring.

Anyway, this person makes me feel great in general. She kinda reminds me of myself in that both her and I are in the process of discovering and improving ourselves as people, and she makes me want to do that a little bit more. She's really easy to talk to, and I just enjoy my time spent with her in general. I feel like a solid romantic relationship could rise out of this if I pursue it, and probably a sexual one as well, which is what I'm on the fence about, so the question arises;

How worth it is just saying fuck it and repressing my sexual urges for the sake of taking less of a statistic risk of being less happy later on in life? If you didn't save yourself/aren't saving yourself for marriage, do you regret it? If the opposite is true, would you have really regretted not doing it?

In references to the statistics presented by Molyneux, I know that correlation doesn't equal causation, the numbers aren't deterministic, and it won't flip a switch in my brain rendering me incapable of enjoying relationships later on in life; however, correlation is still just that, and I feel like it's something to consider at least. However, I feel like being on the positive side of these statistics, since it's still correlation, is probably just a matter of restricting premarital sexual activity to that with people you're in a stable romantic relationship with and not sleeping around like an idiot.

I know I shouldn't really be as insecure and indecisive about this issue as I am, but I am, and I need advice from people who know more than I do.

Here's a link to the statistics I'm talking about: www.youtube.com/watch?v=um3EmS9DKsI

(Sorry for the huge wall of text. I heavily appreciate any insight).
#203358 to #203306 - fukkendragonite
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(11/28/2015) [-]
Sex is like Pringles, once you pop you can't stop. Don't save yourself for anything, it really doesn't matter. Becoming a sexually active person gives you a lot of confidence that you sound like you really really need (sorry if that's too candid, I'm not looking down on you, just calling what I see and what little I knew about you from Random board).

People like to look at sex as a filthy disgusting act that people do when they're too weak to resist biological urges. They don't realise it's a lot of fun and harmless when done safely and responsibly. And when you're in a relationship, you get a cool balance between utter filth and loving romantic intercourse. There's nothing better in this world than having sex with someone you really really like or possibly love.

As for sleeping around, that's also perfectly natural for human beings to do. Maybe not as they get older, but if you're young, free and single, the world really is your oyster.
#203322 to #203306 - magicpotato
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(11/27/2015) [-]
Stop being a little BITCH and do whatever the fuck you want. simple as that. if you bang, you bang. if ya don't, ya don't. or are you just going to be a number crunching beta cringelord the rest of your life?
#203310 to #203306 - minutes
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(11/27/2015) [-]
High school / college relationships don't last. People undergo way to many changes in that time to make it through together + in our society it's completely acceptable to just throw people away like garbage for no reason at all. If you want a real, serious relationship, you should either get someone really religious / someone who never had a partner / wait till you're 25.

That being said, I would still go for it. If you don't want to just sit around and wait you should definitly try. Also, being unexperienced is looked upon as unattractive by many "older" women.
#203308 to #203306 - dusters
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(11/27/2015) [-]
Pursue it, enjoy the ride as long as it lasts. No regrets. To love is to recognize yourself in another.
#203301 - jacoban
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(11/27/2015) [-]
I spilled some 646 solvent on my jacket, smells really bad, what's the best way to remove smell? Aside from burning the jacket I mean
#203577 to #203301 - drickz
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(12/01/2015) [-]
www.wikihow.com/Remove-Grease-or-Oil-Stains-from-Clothing

It's a mix of oil and alcohol, so try either techniques to remove it or just wash your jacket.
#203621 to #203577 - jacoban
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(12/01/2015) [-]
thanks! I called my mom and she said to just throw it into the washing machine, but you can still smell it from really close, so I guess I'll just wash it a few more times.
#203300 - anon
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(11/27/2015) [-]
how to learn html fast?
#203307 to #203300 - notguitaraddict
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(11/27/2015) [-]
Codeacademy.org is a useful place. Apply your knowledge outside of the lessons. Knowledge means nothing if you can't apply it.
#203304 to #203300 - yourinvisiblegf
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(11/27/2015) [-]
google it
#203295 - thefunnyside
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(11/27/2015) [-]
Does anyone know where I can download a pdf (or some other file, doesn't matter) of 'A Novel with Cocaine' (or 'Romance with Cocaine', depending on the translation) by M. Ageyev? I can't seem to find it. Much appreciated!
#203290 - thisisestonia
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(11/27/2015) [-]
best jelly for PB&J? Non american and bought PB for the first time, strawberry jam doesn't taste nice with it
#203323 to #203290 - magicpotato
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(11/27/2015) [-]
concord grape. bitch.
#203328 to #203323 - thisisestonia
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(11/27/2015) [-]
in what form, jam? jelly?
#203329 to #203328 - magicpotato
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(11/27/2015) [-]
jelly, smuckers. do you know the difference between jam and jelly?
#203330 to #203329 - thisisestonia
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(11/27/2015) [-]
Not really, neither am I a native speaker of the english language.
#203331 to #203330 - magicpotato
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(11/27/2015) [-]
jam is terrible. jelly is good. there.
#203297 to #203290 - notred
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(11/27/2015) [-]
How did you fuck up a pb&j sandwich.
#203305 to #203297 - kothaex
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(11/27/2015) [-]
he used peanut butter
you're asking for a shit sandwich if you use peanut butter
fucking americans
#203324 to #203305 - magicpotato
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(11/27/2015) [-]
listen here you fucking weab. peanut butter is going to taste bad if you smear it on with your cum-covered katana.
#203292 to #203290 - confusedasian
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(11/27/2015) [-]
You're eating it with jam, that's probably why it doesn't taste that good. PB&J stands for peanut butter and jelly.

Jam is thicker because it's made with the whole fruit. Jelly is more smooth because it's made with fruit juice.

That may be why you didn't like it. Texture probably was weird. Also, I believe jelly has a sweeter taste. Personally, I don't like PB&J. I prefer peanut butter and turkey or ham (I'm Asian, this is one of the least weird things I've eaten.). I recommend that. Some people like peanut butter and marshmallow fluff (my picture). You can try that. I'm sure it's like smores. Also, toast your bread so that when you put peanut butter on it, it sort of "melts". That's the best way to eat peanut butter in my opinion. Be careful, it gets messy.
#203293 to #203292 - thisisestonia
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(11/27/2015) [-]
It's not practically jam, it's just straberries through a blender, the translation doesn't exist here. I really hoped that PB is supposed to be a dessert thing but I guess not
#203294 to #203293 - confusedasian
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(11/27/2015) [-]
Nah, it's a spread that can be used as an ingredient for other food. Think of it (funny enough) like butter or margarine.
#203287 - confusedasian
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(11/27/2015) [-]
Get a headache, but it's not like a normal headache. It's only affecting at the very top of my head and it feels like something is pushing down on my brain. It doesn't hurt, but I can clearly feel like something pushing down on my brain. At most it's uncomfortable feeling, but it doesn't hurt.

As I'm typing, it's slowly going away. Any idea what it could be? It started when I was reading something online and made me feel really angry. Do you guys think it was just the muscles on my head tightening or something? I felt it at the top of my head and down the sides all the way to my neck. It was like someone clamped some clip on my head.
#203357 to #203287 - blueninja
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(11/28/2015) [-]
Not a doctor
The frontal lobe can become uncomfortable and feel like hell during moments of heavy emotion. The frontal lobe helps regulate emotions and subconscious reaction to stimuli. Sounds like you had a minor stress induced migraine. Deep breaths drink some water recline your head slowly and think about mundane things
#203411 to #203357 - confusedasian
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(11/28/2015) [-]
It's not the frontal lobe. I mean top as in the very top of my head. Felt like something was pushing it down.
#203298 to #203287 - notred
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(11/27/2015) [-]
Technically speaking you don't really have muscles on you skull. Not really.

It's probably just a headache.
#203288 to #203287 - confusedasian
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(11/27/2015) [-]
Yeah, now it's fully gone. Still I have no idea what it was.
#203302 to #203288 - jacoban
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(11/27/2015) [-]
not to alarm or anything you but you might wanna visit a hospital.
just to be on the safe side
#203279 - sirkanesixtytwo
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(11/27/2015) [-]
#203285 to #203279 - confusedasian
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(11/27/2015) [-]
Do all of these recordings have that frog picture? Can you change it?
#203289 to #203286 - dingdongsingsong
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(11/27/2015) [-]
all of them have it for now
#203278 - anon
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(11/27/2015) [-]
This driving school has been pulling my dick for a month now and I don't know what to do.
In the beginning of November, I paid the $500 fee and taken the 8 hour class and now all I'm waiting on is to practice driving with an instructor. I thought I would have gotten my licence by now but they said that I've been put on a waiting list which they'll call me if there's any changes. They haven't been telling me anything else and I'm getting really impatient because I really need to get my licence so I can drive myself to work during the Christmas rush. When I called them again to see if there was any update on my position on the waiting list, after saying no they told me that if I wanted to, because I''m over 16 I could just go ahead and go to the DMV and take the test there.
The problem is, I don't feel comfortable going on and taking the test without practicing with an instructor AND I've already paid those greedy pricks the $500, so I'm going to complete the course regardless. I don't really have a solid question here, but if you were in my position, what would you do? Some insight from other people might help me.
#203325 to #203278 - magicpotato
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(11/27/2015) [-]
stop being a bitch and do this: walk into their office with a trenchcoat, fedora, and glasses. tell them you would like to be moved up on the list. if they say no (they will) tell them " i dont want any problems here" and reach for pen in breast pocket slowly. if the instructor doesn't shit his pants with fear, and bump you up, you have failed.
#203284 to #203278 - yourinvisiblegf
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(11/27/2015) [-]
drive with someone from your family

first, in an empty parking lot, then out of town and out of rush hour


but you're in the USA? the test is fucking crap easy, just pass it
#203273 - anon
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(11/27/2015) [-]
I am 19, will turn 20 in January. I currently go to school full time (commuter) and work at a retail store part time. I previously worked at a retail store and in food service, and I'm not going to say that I'm above it. However, I hate the shit out of it. Not in the way that people don't like work. but like in the way that I want to bash my skull in and cry everytime I go to work.

Is there anything else that a sophomore in college can do part time or even from home to make some money. I don't really need a lot, just enough to pay for gas and get some food every now and then. I save pretty much all of my money right now.

Any ideas would be awesome. Thank you.
#203277 to #203273 - anon
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(11/27/2015) [-]
1:see if your college offers any kind of job finding service
or
2:you might have to get another retail job

there aren't many option for young people.
#203274 to #203273 - epicapocalypse
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(11/27/2015) [-]
GROW and SELL YOUR WEED in FOUR EASY STEPS
#203270 - anon
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(11/27/2015) [-]
So uh, hows this for a story? Not sure I need advice as such, but I'd welcome the thoughts.

I moved into student dorms last year with total strangers. We got to know each other, we're good friends. Basically every personal truth I have, I've told them. We got really close. One of them happens to be female though, and let me say I always thought she was hot, to the point where everyone said we were flirting. We denied it, because I had a girlfriend and shit but it was kinda true in some ways. I never so much as touched her though, I was committed to my gf. I psychologically set the boundaries up and we just stayed friends. There was no chance it would spill over, we put the brakes on that shit without having to even admit what was going on. She was nice, but I was taken. Period. Besides, it's never a good idea to date someone you already live with. Could be a nightmare.

We got a house together this year and all is well. We picked up an extra dude that the female of the dorm last year, and of the house this year, knows. I'd never met him before but I got talking to him and we hit it off, boom, insta-friends. I've known the guy a few months but he says I'm the best friend he has in this city (he's from a neighbouring city) and he trusts me more than anyone. He really likes the girl in the house though. I could tell, I've an eye for this shit. We got drunk one night and I told him the truth. Exposed the elephant in the room. I liked her, and he liked her, but we're bros and this won't come between us. I said that we were just friends, and that I had my girlfriend, so if he wanted to try his luck, he should go for it.

But then bang! Plot twist! Girlfriend leaves me and I'm feeling shitty so we get drunk again to cheer me up. The girl we like is with us this time. I again decide to be candid and open up the situation. She brutally shoots down the bro, she's good friends with him, that's why she invited him to live with us, but she's categorically not interested in him. But me however....hmm....she doesn't know....mysterious....

So basically things get awkward for a while. As I'm recovering from my breakup, I start to feel happier and more free thanks to my friends. All of them, including the girl and the bro. But then I start falling for the girl and out comes all the old flirtation techniques. I don't even know it's happening, it's just instinct. This starts to upset bro a little. He tries to hide it but it upsets him a little. I tell him that I don't think I would go there, because it's just a friends thing and we're bros so I wouldn't do that to him.

Time goes on, more flirting, more bro upset. Until boom, the twist in the tale. I bring up that I like her again and she still seems unsure about it. From what I can gather on reading between the lines, she's unsure because she's attracted to me in a physical way, but not really a romantic way, if that makes sense?

But she tells her parents, asks their advice, and her dad basically takes the chance to be my wingman and he green lights it. He says to go for it but to keep it on the down-low until the time is right to tell the rest of the house.

And that's exactly what we're doing. Bro has no idea that we're sneaking around him, but he can tell we've been getting closer and closer for a while.

So the girl he likes who doesn't feel that way back, and his best friend, sneaking around behind his back. Are we bad friends? I think I'm a bad friend.

I mean she's not interested in him, so it's hard. It's not like I stole her from him, she was never his.... Still doesn't do much for the guilt though...
#203280 to #203270 - dingdongsingsong
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(11/27/2015) [-]
I think he should be okay with it , he shouldn't tell you who you can and cant be with, you cant call dibbs on people when you cant have them, talk to him alone and tell him you two like each other a lot and hope he's okay with it, he'll say yes but he wont be at first, just keep it low tho, don't be over affectionate with her in front of him at first, just act normal around him, so the thought will be in his mind but he wouldn't have to see it for a while.
#203269 - anon
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(11/27/2015) [-]
How to deal the with the loss of a family member for the first time? my uncle died this morning my family was shocked and thanksgiving was canceled. Not sure if i can comprehend this situation....
#203584 to #203269 - drickz
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(12/01/2015) [-]
My uncle died two months ago. I'd spent every holiday at his house cause cousin is my best friend, and even lived with them for a full year. I spent time with my cousin and other friends. Best thing to do is spend time with people. I read about coping, and it can take a long while to understand it. Even longer to completely accept it. Let yourself have time to grieve.
Women tend to talk about it more, while men find more comfort in activities.
#203326 to #203269 - magicpotato
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(11/27/2015) [-]
hold a roast of him, at his own funeral
#203271 to #203269 - anon
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(11/27/2015) [-]
Depends how close you were. It's understandable to not know how to react when someone dies, especially when it's your first time dealing with it.

If you weren't close, be there for the people who were close to him. Try and ease their pain as much as possible because you'd want them to do the same for you if the situation was switched.

If you were close, then I'm sorry but there really isn't an easy way of getting through the lost of a loved one.
#203265 - anon
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(11/26/2015) [-]
It's been 3 month now that my she dumped me and I still feel like shit. How do I stop this?
#203296 to #203265 - unforgivenfive
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(11/27/2015) [-]
Stop thinking about it by doing something else. Shit won't really go away for a good long while...possibly never
#203264 - marmiteistasty
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(11/26/2015) [-]
Buddy of mine punched me a bit too hard today while performing, is it worth it to get my jaw checked out, or should I wait a bit? Hard to chew with it or open it wide, but other than that I don't think the punch was that bad, only have a bit of a headache and a cut inside my mouth.
#203266 to #203264 - kegget
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(11/27/2015) [-]
Go get it checked out.
#203262 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE
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(11/26/2015) [-]
#203263 to #203262 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE
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(11/26/2015) [-]
Isn't it the other way around?
#203333 to #203263 - anon
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(11/28/2015) [-]
no.
#203272 to #203263 - anon
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(11/27/2015) [-]
In what way? What are you trying to ask?
#203258 - mrallex
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(11/26/2015) [-]
Gonna need to film a Christmas Horror Short. about 1 to 5 minutes long, and I have NO inspiration at all. So any ideas are welcome maybe some comedy. or just a really psychological horror?

just throw it at me
#203299 to #203258 - tyrano
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(11/27/2015) [-]
santa kidnapping children to be elves
#203275 to #203258 - epicapocalypse
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(11/27/2015) [-]
kid comes down stairs
sees a dude in a santa costume
santa is not really santa
take it from there
#203261 to #203258 - sushininja
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(11/26/2015) [-]
Is comedy allowed or is it mostly horror
#203260 to #203258 - dreygur
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(11/26/2015) [-]
Santa breaks his neck from falling down a roof and the house's family hides the body. No Christmas this year.
#203259 to #203258 - shyyguy
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(11/26/2015) [-]
Make Santa a slavelord over malnutritioned elves.