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User avatar #126867 - seyren (04/11/2014) [-]
Ok guys i need the best fedora identifiers here.

I have a suspect of a guy that behaves like a cunt to everyone who writes in a forum, and he always talks like "i'm better than you" and if you try to prove him wrong, as i said before, he acts like an asshole and if someone goes mad at him he says that people shouldn't get mad on internet and posts this shit: You need to login to view this link

and well i'm getting real tired of his bullshit already and i don't know if being a fedora user is what i would call to this guy, but i don't know, it suits him, so i would like to have your criteria about this little piece of shit that is pissing me off.

Thanks in advance.

User avatar #126921 to #126867 - iridium (04/11/2014) [-]
He's a retard and a troll. Ignore him.
User avatar #126911 to #126867 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (04/11/2014) [-]
You need to tell him to pull his fedora out of his ass and to stop sniffing his own farts.
User avatar #126977 to #126911 - seyren (04/11/2014) [-]
You sir made my day, thank you.
#126869 to #126867 - ipostcp (04/11/2014) [-]
I'm not sure what you are asking.
#126870 to #126869 - seyren (04/11/2014) [-]
Yeah i was raging at the keyboard and didn't get it very straight, my bad.

I just want a good adjetive for someone of this kind of behaviour, and i was just asking if the "fedora" thing would be good for him (i just enjoy the fedora content, but i'm not sure if that's suitable for him.)

Basically someone who thinks he is over everyone, because he thinks he is better at everything and if you try to prove him wrong he starts to behave like an asshole.

And the photo thing is something he posts often when someone gets mad at him for being a dick.

I know this is some kind of weird request, but i honestly don't know how to categorize this guy.

My apologizes for being unclear :c
User avatar #126922 to #126870 - fladen (04/11/2014) [-]
pretentious, hes a pretentious asshole. look it up
User avatar #126883 to #126870 - ipostcp (04/11/2014) [-]
"Cocky" I guess. Autism is the word you're looking for instead of "Fedora Guy".
User avatar #126923 to #126883 - iridium (04/11/2014) [-]
It's not even autism. I've been around more than enough autistic people all over the spectrum to know that most of them aren't anywhere near this arrogant and self-serving. Saying it's autism is like saying you have OCD when you're slightly bothered by an off-color footpanel on the floor.

"Self-serving asshat" is more appropriate, though probably "troll" would fit.
User avatar #126975 to #126923 - seyren (04/11/2014) [-]
Well as far as i know troll is to pretend to be a dick when you aren't actually, but this is totally the way he behaves in reality i would bet.
User avatar #126886 to #126883 - seyren (04/11/2014) [-]
Thank you, i really appreciate it .
User avatar #126916 to #126886 - alecbaldwinning (04/11/2014) [-]
Sounds like you go trolled into the dirt hard by somebody I'd get along with well.

Fuck you faggot, props to your mystery man.
User avatar #126976 to #126916 - seyren (04/11/2014) [-]
It's not about me, it's about the whole forum.
#126866 - seyren has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #126860 - ferrettamer ONLINE (04/11/2014) [-]
Ok for my shitty thing in French I decided to do it about pizza, what should I talk about? It only has to be 20 lines
User avatar #126875 to #126860 - sarcasticone (04/11/2014) [-]
Talk about where it came from, ingredients, where it is now, what companies are using pizza as a business. I won't list every single thing. You do the rest.
User avatar #126872 to #126860 - elitefourcaitlin (04/11/2014) [-]
talk about ingredients and where it comes from and all that
User avatar #126868 to #126860 - ferrettamer ONLINE (04/11/2014) [-]
Ok it's going good I got two lines so far
User avatar #126851 - achimp (04/10/2014) [-]
An older guy's wife (on the internet) needed some sort of dental operation, and he tried a gofundme campaign. I read their story, felt really bad, but had no money. After the campaign failed I offered to help him by promoting it and bring attention to his and his wife's scenario. However, as I was in the midst of helping them, I got scared that it was a scam or something and I could get in trouble for helping the guy. You guys know of any precedents or anything or whether I should be worried?
User avatar #126852 to #126851 - qwertyjr (04/10/2014) [-]
Tread carefully. People scam a lot on the internet. Research them on who they are, surely they have contact information. Google their names and such. Your best bet is to contact them imo. If someone wanted to help me, I'd give them some background info.
User avatar #126854 to #126852 - achimp (04/10/2014) [-]
I emailed both of them... the husband is an International Master in chess (worldwide reputability, I would suppose). The guy has a giant blog detailing everyhthing that's happened to them, but I'm very very very nervous about the whole. thing.

Specifically, I created an image that they/I can distribute on different websites to promote the gofundme page.
User avatar #126856 to #126854 - qwertyjr (04/11/2014) [-]
If he's a chess master he would have a wiki page. Look up his name. I would say not to do anything until you can communicate with them. Just to be on the safe side.
User avatar #126857 to #126856 - achimp (04/11/2014) [-]
I mean I've communicated with both of them. Ten or so emails with the IM about what happened and what I think he should do...
User avatar #126871 to #126857 - heraske (04/11/2014) [-]
Don't bother with it.

Would a stranger do the same for you?
#126848 - completelyfree (04/10/2014) [-]
You know sometimes you just feel like you can't say what you want to say? Like either because you're afraid people will judge you for it, or it's just such a taboo subject that no one ever speaks of it?
Well I've had one of those things on my mind for a while...

But anyhoo, enough pointless introduction.
For the first time in my life, I can truly say that I have reached a proper orgasm. That's not to say that I've never jizzed in my life - I've been doing it almost daily for years. But it's always been just that. Just sit there in my chair, rub it till things come out, then get on with my day.
I always kinda just ignore the pleasure part of self-pleasure. I never just did what I wanted to, I just did what I thought I was supposed to.
But then I started to experiment. I started to liven it up a little bit. Heck, even just throwing in some different movements helped. while before I just masturbated in my chair sitting still, I threw in some bodily movements, too. Did you know that grinding your hips along with it actually made it so much better? Its like, properly simulating sex. This is what masturbation is supposed to be.

And sometimes, I dont even finish. I'd get halfway through and realise I'm not all that into it, and just leave it for the night.
And honestly, I swear there's some psychological mumbo jumbo going on up here, because taking a more mature attitude to it has really made me feel a lot better about myself. I'm finally learning to love me properly - in every way.

Well, that's my two minutes of rambling done. I guess I'll take my leave now, and accept any stupid comments with all the grace they require...
User avatar #126865 to #126848 - nought (04/11/2014) [-]
I'll keep this in mind well, good for you
#126863 to #126848 - herbolifee (04/11/2014) [-]
You've made a good step in life. Good on you.
User avatar #126853 to #126848 - qwertyjr (04/10/2014) [-]
Good for you.
#126834 - anonymous (04/10/2014) [-]
hey huys me and my girlfriend tried anal finished off with reverse cowgil feels good man
#126855 to #126840 - anonymous (04/11/2014) [-]
how it ended
how it ended
#126828 - lostminder has deleted their comment [-]
#126839 to #126828 - saltybanana (04/10/2014) [-]
fuuuuuaaaak man get yo shit together maaan!!   
yeah we all get like this when we find a girl who is nice and hot etc.   
but you need to grab onto dem nuts ese! dont fall mad in deep with her, eventually she'll get in control of the relationship and cheat on your dumb ass. you need to let her go cause you'll just have your heart broken nasty status, yeah it hurts get\s you right in the boo boo.    
tldr stop being a weirdo and stalk her n shit.
fuuuuuaaaak man get yo shit together maaan!!

yeah we all get like this when we find a girl who is nice and hot etc.
but you need to grab onto dem nuts ese! dont fall mad in deep with her, eventually she'll get in control of the relationship and cheat on your dumb ass. you need to let her go cause you'll just have your heart broken nasty status, yeah it hurts get\s you right in the boo boo.

tldr stop being a weirdo and stalk her n shit.
User avatar #126841 to #126839 - lostminder (04/10/2014) [-]
yeah i get what you are saying. i'll let her go. can't believe this happened to me, that'll teach me i guess.
User avatar #126844 to #126841 - saltybanana (04/10/2014) [-]
hey man dont worry happens the best of us.
User avatar #126846 to #126844 - lostminder (04/10/2014) [-]
i guess love hasn't really found me yet. oh well what can we do right?
User avatar #126847 to #126846 - saltybanana (04/10/2014) [-]
naw dont say that shit, just haven't found her yet. you'll know cause she'll die for youi
User avatar #126858 to #126847 - lostminder (04/11/2014) [-]
that would be nice
User avatar #126829 to #126828 - awesomerninjathing (04/10/2014) [-]
come on dude
you don't know her anywhere other than online
User avatar #126831 to #126829 - lostminder (04/10/2014) [-]
i know, but we've shared so much it's insane
User avatar #126832 to #126831 - awesomerninjathing (04/10/2014) [-]
she's sharing it with you because she knows you can't blackmail her irl or other shit
User avatar #126833 to #126832 - lostminder (04/10/2014) [-]
why would i blackmail her????
User avatar #126835 to #126833 - awesomerninjathing (04/10/2014) [-]
if she tells you a bunch of personal shit, it's because you're on the internet and cant spread rumors and shit
User avatar #126836 to #126835 - lostminder (04/10/2014) [-]
its not about our info dude, it was the feelings.
#126795 - closothehomosexual (04/10/2014) [-]
I've noticed something recently.   
Basically, I go to an autism school. So the tasks are weird, don't question it. But I was set the task to walk to the local corner shop alone and buy some gum and come back with change/receipt and all that.   
I always talk to people on my friendslist on steam, to the stage of being an annoyance. And when I'm lonely, just watching youtube videos or something, I feel nervous and anxious, and a little angry. I never really took note of those feelings thinking I was just being autistic or some bullcrap. But when I went to the cornershop alone, I had those feelings again, multiplied by 10.   
I felt scared, angry, and paranoid as hell. I almost cried halfway down the road and had to go back to school because I couldn't handle it.   
I don't fucking get why this happened or what it even is. Is there a reason? A name?
I've noticed something recently.

Basically, I go to an autism school. So the tasks are weird, don't question it. But I was set the task to walk to the local corner shop alone and buy some gum and come back with change/receipt and all that.

I always talk to people on my friendslist on steam, to the stage of being an annoyance. And when I'm lonely, just watching youtube videos or something, I feel nervous and anxious, and a little angry. I never really took note of those feelings thinking I was just being autistic or some bullcrap. But when I went to the cornershop alone, I had those feelings again, multiplied by 10.

I felt scared, angry, and paranoid as hell. I almost cried halfway down the road and had to go back to school because I couldn't handle it.

I don't fucking get why this happened or what it even is. Is there a reason? A name?
User avatar #126924 to #126795 - iridium (04/11/2014) [-]
It's the autism.
User avatar #126838 to #126795 - misticalz (04/10/2014) [-]
User avatar #126822 to #126795 - Timmietim (04/10/2014) [-]
It's the autism, i'm guessing you have a lot of trouble interacting with people irl.
#126798 to #126795 - womanexplain (04/10/2014) [-]
Well, whatever it is, you don't deserve it.. PM me if you want me to add you on steam, I'll talk to you.
User avatar #126793 - awesomerninjathing (04/10/2014) [-]
I just got rejected so fucking hard that I laughed my ass off immediately after it happened
User avatar #126864 to #126793 - teoberry (04/11/2014) [-]
User avatar #126885 to #126864 - awesomerninjathing (04/11/2014) [-]
I know right lol
User avatar #126905 to #126885 - teoberry (04/11/2014) [-]
And that is why we don't ask out LGs who we don't know.
User avatar #126907 to #126906 - teoberry (04/11/2014) [-]
I know u crying nigga
#126799 to #126793 - womanexplain (04/10/2014) [-]
Well, do something you enjoy for the evening.
User avatar #126800 to #126799 - awesomerninjathing (04/10/2014) [-]
gotta study for 2 exams cuz its my last day before easter break

i dont care much about the rejection, its just hilarious how it happened
#126802 to #126800 - womanexplain (04/10/2014) [-]
How did it happen?
User avatar #126803 to #126802 - awesomerninjathing (04/10/2014) [-]
been eyeing her for a while, she's 2 years younger than me and I wanted to talk to her because I love her hair and she's pretty.

went with my friend today as she was leaving school, on the sidewalk i tap her on the shoulder and say "hey, how's it going?" (in french this is a yes or no question, "ca va"), so she replied "mhmm". I ask her her name, and she just started walking fast away from me.

I died laughing lmao
User avatar #126842 to #126803 - advicedude (04/10/2014) [-]
I would have been a bit wierded out too. Just be persistant and hopefuly she'll open. Bon chance mon ami
User avatar #126843 to #126842 - awesomerninjathing (04/10/2014) [-]

eeeeh I'll see but theres one day left before easter break lol i was hoping to hang out with her during the week
User avatar #126849 to #126843 - advicedude (04/10/2014) [-]
Doubt it but you have time buddy. hang in there.
User avatar #126830 to #126803 - awesomerninjathing (04/10/2014) [-]
User avatar #126850 to #126837 - ferrettamer ONLINE (04/10/2014) [-]
Why don't I get a mention ya bish?
User avatar #126884 to #126850 - awesomerninjathing (04/11/2014) [-]
I knew I was forgetting someone ya bish
User avatar #126804 to #126803 - womanexplain (04/10/2014) [-]
She's probably just very shy. How old are you?
User avatar #126805 to #126804 - awesomerninjathing (04/10/2014) [-]
16, she's 14.

I doubt that "being shy" is the reason she started walking so fast away from me
User avatar #126823 to #126805 - dazedworgen (04/10/2014) [-]
I found the age of a girl actually being acceptable and bearable (not annoying) is 15 man
User avatar #126825 to #126823 - awesomerninjathing (04/10/2014) [-]
all girls are different m8
User avatar #126826 to #126825 - dazedworgen (04/10/2014) [-]
All girls are pieces of meat ready to be destroyed and impregnated.
#126806 to #126805 - womanexplain (04/10/2014) [-]
Trust me, it probably is. When I was 14, if a 16 year old had approached me I would've died. Try and find someone closer to your age for now.
User avatar #126808 to #126806 - awesomerninjathing (04/10/2014) [-]
gee now you've got me expecting her to come up to me tomorrow and strike up a conversation after apologizing for earlier because she's too shy
User avatar #126809 to #126808 - womanexplain (04/10/2014) [-]
Nono, it's not an anime. She probably won't talk to you again, she'll think about you though.
User avatar #126810 to #126809 - awesomerninjathing (04/10/2014) [-]
so what's the fucking point
User avatar #126811 to #126810 - womanexplain (04/10/2014) [-]
There isn't one, she's not right for you. Find another girl.
User avatar #126813 to #126811 - womanexplain (04/10/2014) [-]
She's obviously too inexperienced to even face you, let alone date you.
User avatar #126812 to #126811 - awesomerninjathing (04/10/2014) [-]
so why bring up the fact that she's shy
User avatar #126814 to #126812 - womanexplain (04/10/2014) [-]
If you're so shy, that you can't even face a boy then I don't think there's a chance is what I mean
User avatar #126815 to #126814 - awesomerninjathing (04/10/2014) [-]
I've never actually seen her talking to guys before lol, only girls, and she leaves school alone.

anyway it's over now, if she does come up to me I'll take advantage of the situation tho
User avatar #126816 to #126815 - womanexplain (04/10/2014) [-]
You could, but what I'm able to see from what you've just told me is that she's uncomfortable around males, perhaps she may have even had a bad experience with one. Touching her is probably why she ran off. Or she really could just be horribly shy and have a guy complex, either way, say hi to her when you walk past her, but don't touch her.
User avatar #126817 to #126816 - awesomerninjathing (04/10/2014) [-]
well the tapping her shoulder was to get her attention because she was on her phone and had earphones in, if she ran off because of that why didn't she run off as soon as I asked her how she was?

and wouldn't saying hi as I pass her after this just be awkward as fuck lol
User avatar #126818 to #126817 - womanexplain (04/10/2014) [-]
She was probably a bit shocked which is why her action was delayed, also saying hi will help her not to feel bad about what happened, just say it casually.
User avatar #126819 to #126818 - awesomerninjathing (04/10/2014) [-]
could my beard, pants in socks, general hipster and stoner look (everybody has told me I look like the biggest stoner in school even tho I don't smoke) have influenced her reactions
User avatar #126821 to #126819 - womanexplain (04/10/2014) [-]
Perhaps, but even so, if you haven't seen her talking to males before and the fact that she walks home from school alone indicates to me that it isn't just you.
User avatar #126807 to #126806 - womanexplain (04/10/2014) [-]
But in honesty, at your age, a relationship will only be a hindrance, it'll end quickly and you'll be left feeling bad, just focus on your work and you'll be a ok.
#126796 to #126793 - anonymous (04/10/2014) [-]
le friendzoned face
User avatar #126797 to #126796 - awesomerninjathing (04/10/2014) [-]
it was a cold approach
User avatar #126789 - demrogz ONLINE (04/10/2014) [-]
I have about $16 dollars of amazon gift card balance, what to buy?
#126785 - anonymous (04/10/2014) [-]
ITT we share our favourite showtunes
Opening/You're A Good Man, Charlie Brown

please responds guys I really love showtunes
#126786 to #126785 - anonymous (04/10/2014) [-]
What Is This Feeling? (Children in Need 2006)
User avatar #126774 - Nameloc (04/10/2014) [-]
I'm doing nothing productive with my life.
No motivation.

Anyone have any tips for creating such motivation?
#126801 to #126774 - womanexplain (04/10/2014) [-]
You need to find something you're passionate about and pursue it. Try and notice when your interest differs from what you're doing and try to simply correct it by bringing your attention back to yourself and what it is you're doing.
#126783 to #126774 - thisasholeagain (04/10/2014) [-]
help strangers

fuck if you not gonna do anything with your life the least you can do is making sure other people can do something with their life

and the feeling of helping someone is pretty rad
User avatar #126773 - harbingerwolf (04/10/2014) [-]
Anyone know how long it'll take Rio 2 to be on netflix now its been in the cinema?
Really wanna see it but going to the cinema on your own looks pretty pathetic, especially to an animation.
User avatar #126784 to #126773 - Nameloc (04/10/2014) [-]
The higher the demand, the longer it will be. I doubt Rio 2 will be in such high demand, as per say Archer, American Horror Story, or Inception, so it's safe to say: Eventually/ Sooner than Inception.
User avatar #126982 to #126784 - harbingerwolf (04/11/2014) [-]
Ah ok thanks, hopefully i dont have to wait long then.
Starting to regret getting netflix though, literally everything i want to see it either unavailable or not on the UK netflix.
User avatar #126985 to #126984 - harbingerwolf (04/11/2014) [-]
Thanks, i heard of extentions before but they sounded a bit dodgy.
#126756 - anonymous (04/10/2014) [-]
are Proxys legal?
User avatar #126757 to #126756 - nativninja (04/10/2014) [-]
forgot to log in
User avatar #126771 to #126757 - ferrettamer ONLINE (04/10/2014) [-]
User avatar #126735 - dragx (04/10/2014) [-]
So, I have exams coming up and I've been told to choose my subjects based on what I want to take at Uni. Now I personally want to do Computer Science, but I have a question about it. I understand it requires the use of Applied Math right, but I want to know how does somebody need/use math in Computer Science? Sure I mean, you can say well you need to be good at arithmetic, adding and subtracting and dividing, but why do you need to be good at it? If in the course there is something that requires me to do these equations up front I can just use a calculator, but of course that wouldn't really be applied maths, so I'd like to actually know how is it applied?
User avatar #126874 to #126735 - hawaiianhappysauce ONLINE (04/11/2014) [-]
It's because in order to do algorithms you need to use math. But more importantly, you need to use logic, which is something you sort of learn by doing math. Problem solving and trouble shooting is key and having a strong math background is helpful.
User avatar #126969 to #126874 - dragx (04/11/2014) [-]
Meh, I agree, but I can do algorithms really well, for anything really, it's just based on being observant and logic.
User avatar #127015 to #126969 - hawaiianhappysauce ONLINE (04/11/2014) [-]
one big application of programming is statistics.
User avatar #127023 to #127015 - dragx (04/11/2014) [-]
Statistics isn't that hard to understand I guess.
User avatar #127048 to #127023 - hawaiianhappysauce ONLINE (04/12/2014) [-]
lol you have no idea. I'm not talking about high school statistics. I'm talking about stochastic modeling, regression, time series analysis. These things are not something you can just take for granted. You have to understand the concepts.
User avatar #127049 to #127048 - dragx (04/12/2014) [-]
Example? And how is it applied in Computer Science to do something?
User avatar #127053 to #127049 - hawaiianhappysauce ONLINE (04/12/2014) [-]
Ok, for example, you work for an insurance company and your boss wants you to determine if there is a significant difference between two different groups when it comes to claim amounts (like car accidents). If you know CS, you would be using a high level language like Python to construct a model.

If you want to go even deeper. Suppose you want to compute premiums for a life insurance policy, which pays in an annuity. You would need to understand premiums are built (hint: you need math) and you would need to apply math to construct an algorithm to develop the premiums and to determine the monthly payment from the annuity.
User avatar #127057 to #127053 - dragx (04/12/2014) [-]
bby pls, anyone can logically do an algorithm with basic algebra...
For example If I were to do an algorithm on how helpful your answer was, I'd take the number of characters you posted and label it as "C" then I'd take the number of times you linked your answer to the question at hand and label it "L", then I'd add those two and divide it by how long it took to read your answer in seconds "T"
C+L / T
Then I'd just repeat this for every answer given.
It doesn't take any real maths to do algorithms well, just logic, and that is what I'm wondering, is math needed or is math the tool to strengthen logic which is needed.
User avatar #127059 to #127057 - hawaiianhappysauce ONLINE (04/12/2014) [-]
Since you seem so reluctant to take my advice. How about trying to take computer science without taking any math classes.
User avatar #127060 to #127059 - dragx (04/12/2014) [-]
I want to take math, I just don't want to find out Computer Science is JUST math.
User avatar #127061 to #127060 - hawaiianhappysauce ONLINE (04/12/2014) [-]
It isn't just math. But the more math you know the better advantage you have. Quite a bit of CS is algorithms and like you said, most algorithms require basic math and some logic.
User avatar #127063 to #127061 - dragx (04/12/2014) [-]
hmm, ok man, I do really appreciate the advice
User avatar #126744 to #126735 - Nameloc (04/10/2014) [-]
It's used in programming.
Algorithms and such.

Or, if you ever wanted to crack some MD5#'s.

You should check out 'Hack This Site.'
Look over their challenges and stuff.
User avatar #126729 - zzjames (04/10/2014) [-]
My girlfriend just broke up with me unexpectedly after a 5 month great relationship. I'm not too sure how I feel right now but it's not good.
User avatar #126791 to #126729 - closothehomosexual (04/10/2014) [-]
5 months isn't a great relationship
User avatar #126824 to #126791 - Timmietim (04/10/2014) [-]
length doesn't really say that much about the quality of a relationship
User avatar #126772 to #126729 - winners (04/10/2014) [-]
better sooner than later though
User avatar #126762 to #126729 - ScottP (04/10/2014) [-]
...yeah...I got nothing.

Usually I'd try to help, but I can't say anything that you haven't already heard a million times before. I'm sure she gave you the usual bullshit patronizing speeches, yes?
User avatar #126769 to #126762 - zzjames (04/10/2014) [-]
You're spot on with those sentences.
User avatar #126747 to #126729 - Nameloc (04/10/2014) [-]
Did she give a reason or no?

Either way, it's all on her. You more than likely didn't do anything bad.
User avatar #126749 to #126747 - zzjames (04/10/2014) [-]
We discussed it a bit but all in whole it's either no reason at all or pathetic reasons, I'll need to move on quick.
User avatar #126754 to #126749 - Nameloc (04/10/2014) [-]
Then clearly it's immaturity on her part.

I would love to give advice, but I think I'm actually a sociopath so... Me moving on and forgetting happens in literally minutes.
User avatar #126760 to #126754 - ScottP (04/10/2014) [-]
Oh if only I were so lucky...
User avatar #126767 to #126760 - Nameloc (04/10/2014) [-]
It's the best worst thing about me.
You're best off not being one, to be honest.

Practically incapable of loving someone. One small thing and the affection switch is immediately flicked to "Off."
It makes my current relationship weird and awkward. Wouldn't help that I may also be bipolar. One minute I love her, the next I couldn't care less, the next I like her again, etc.
User avatar #126752 to #126749 - herblegerble ONLINE (04/10/2014) [-]
What kind of pathetic reasons?
It's important to actually get over someone properly rather than just shoving your feelings away because that can do more harm than good.
User avatar #126740 to #126729 - womanexplain (04/10/2014) [-]
Go get your favourite food, your favourite movie and fap til your dick drops off. Trust me you'll feel better.
User avatar #126736 to #126729 - herblegerble ONLINE (04/10/2014) [-]
Fucking people, right?
User avatar #126742 to #126736 - zzjames (04/10/2014) [-]
Well, not anymore.

I thought it was funny.
User avatar #126743 to #126742 - herblegerble ONLINE (04/10/2014) [-]
User avatar #126730 to #126729 - bonerjam (04/10/2014) [-]
my name is james
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User avatar #126723 - onipure (04/10/2014) [-]
help please i am trying to format my hard drive on my laptop and there is only one partion of it and its there where vista is installed and it is marked as system and wont allow me to either format it or do anything to it.... what the hell im i supposed to do???
User avatar #126748 to #126723 - Nameloc (04/10/2014) [-]
How are you trying to format it?

You can't format the 'system reserved' partition while you're using the operating system.
Create a boot repair disc, or throw in a Win7/ Win8 install disc and format the drive from there and delete the system reserved. (Be sure to boot into the CD; Don't let the HDD boot first. This can easily be done in the BIOS.)

Otherwise, if you wish to continue to use the operating system on the computer, you're best off leaving it alone.
User avatar #126776 to #126748 - onipure (04/10/2014) [-]
ah i already changed so that the usb will boot first in the bios i have windows 7 on a usb
i open up the installer and i want to format the hard drive first
so i get rid of the windows vista im using right now,
but apperently the hdd is marked as "system" an i because of that it wont let me format the hdd,

i hope i don't make you confused now
im not the best to explain.
User avatar #126778 to #126776 - Nameloc (04/10/2014) [-]
Just delete the partition.
It'll create a new one when installing Win7.

You can also just delete all partitions. (Just don't delete any off the USB; Not sure if that's possible, but if it is don't.)
Then create a new one with the maximum allotted for space and roll with that.
User avatar #126779 to #126778 - onipure (04/10/2014) [-]
dafaq O_o i was going to take a picture and show you butt apparently i can format the hdd now do not know what the hell happened its all fixed now btw but thank you anyway
User avatar #126719 - mondominiman ONLINE (04/10/2014) [-]
Anyone know proven methods that can get rid of blackheads. I have ton on my nose, they went away for awhile but now they're back
User avatar #126966 to #126719 - ljxjlos (04/11/2014) [-]
a) press them out when they come out and clean the skin afterwars - aftershave works perfectly for that, at least for me.
b) Aloe Vera. Buy a Plant, cut off a piece every evening and apply the slimy stuff inside like creme during the night, works perfectly to heal the little wounds that come from pressing them out.
c) Shampoo...Wash your face with shampoo instead of showergel. Other than showergel, Shampoo is useful to fight against fat, not only in your hair, but in your skin, too.

My Skin has gotten way, way better since I started doing these little things.

Also some small things like regularely changing your pillowcase every week and all that mumbo-jumbo helps preventing them to return.
User avatar #126725 to #126719 - womanexplain (04/10/2014) [-]
Everyone's faces are different, one treatment will help one person but worsen the condition of another, I'd recommend seeing a dermatologist.
User avatar #126750 to #126725 - Nameloc (04/10/2014) [-]
Ah, but those are hella expensive trips.
Especially for someone without insurance.

Everyone's face is different, although trying simple (inexpensive) tricks really wouldn't hurt.
My sister uses baby soap on her face and it clears it up and prevents acne.

Meanwhile there are people who buy shit like the Illumimask or whatever, and hope that it works. Then jump from one $200+++ investment to the next.
User avatar #126751 to #126750 - womanexplain (04/10/2014) [-]
I was giving very general advice, however, If I were to give general advice, I'd say to use a facial cleanser, scrub and pore strips every few months. A good facial cleansing routine is normally all that's needed. Sometimes acne is just hormone too.
If you can't be asked with a facial routine, try tea tree wipes.
#126721 to #126719 - masarua (04/10/2014) [-]
I also would like to know the answer on this one.
#126718 - anonymous (04/10/2014) [-]
I have severe performance anxiety, to the point where I will avoid sexual contact at all costs. I haven't had sex or a boyfriend for close to 4 years now. And now I'm stuck in a vicious cycle because I don't have anyone I can trust to build my confidence with, which makes me want to avoid it even more.

I'm lonely. And I don't even know where to start fixing it.
User avatar #126726 to #126718 - womanexplain (04/10/2014) [-]
You should start by seeking a sexual therapist. There should be one in your area, google it.
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