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#203301 - jacoban
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(11/27/2015) [-]
I spilled some 646 solvent on my jacket, smells really bad, what's the best way to remove smell? Aside from burning the jacket I mean
#203577 to #203301 - drickz
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(12/01/2015) [-]
www.wikihow.com/Remove-Grease-or-Oil-Stains-from-Clothing

It's a mix of oil and alcohol, so try either techniques to remove it or just wash your jacket.
#203621 to #203577 - jacoban
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(12/01/2015) [-]
thanks! I called my mom and she said to just throw it into the washing machine, but you can still smell it from really close, so I guess I'll just wash it a few more times.
#203300 - anon
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(11/27/2015) [-]
how to learn html fast?
#203307 to #203300 - notguitaraddict
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(11/27/2015) [-]
Codeacademy.org is a useful place. Apply your knowledge outside of the lessons. Knowledge means nothing if you can't apply it.
#203304 to #203300 - yourinvisiblegf
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(11/27/2015) [-]
google it
#203295 - thefunnyside
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(11/27/2015) [-]
Does anyone know where I can download a pdf (or some other file, doesn't matter) of 'A Novel with Cocaine' (or 'Romance with Cocaine', depending on the translation) by M. Ageyev? I can't seem to find it. Much appreciated!
#203290 - thisisestonia
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(11/27/2015) [-]
best jelly for PB&J? Non american and bought PB for the first time, strawberry jam doesn't taste nice with it
#203323 to #203290 - magicpotato
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(11/27/2015) [-]
concord grape. bitch.
#203328 to #203323 - thisisestonia
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(11/27/2015) [-]
in what form, jam? jelly?
#203329 to #203328 - magicpotato
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(11/27/2015) [-]
jelly, smuckers. do you know the difference between jam and jelly?
#203330 to #203329 - thisisestonia
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(11/27/2015) [-]
Not really, neither am I a native speaker of the english language.
#203331 to #203330 - magicpotato
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(11/27/2015) [-]
jam is terrible. jelly is good. there.
#203297 to #203290 - notred
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(11/27/2015) [-]
How did you fuck up a pb&j sandwich.
#203305 to #203297 - kothaex ONLINE
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(11/27/2015) [-]
he used peanut butter
you're asking for a shit sandwich if you use peanut butter
fucking americans
#203324 to #203305 - magicpotato
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(11/27/2015) [-]
listen here you fucking weab. peanut butter is going to taste bad if you smear it on with your cum-covered katana.
#203292 to #203290 - confusedasian
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(11/27/2015) [-]
You're eating it with jam, that's probably why it doesn't taste that good. PB&J stands for peanut butter and jelly.

Jam is thicker because it's made with the whole fruit. Jelly is more smooth because it's made with fruit juice.

That may be why you didn't like it. Texture probably was weird. Also, I believe jelly has a sweeter taste. Personally, I don't like PB&J. I prefer peanut butter and turkey or ham (I'm Asian, this is one of the least weird things I've eaten.). I recommend that. Some people like peanut butter and marshmallow fluff (my picture). You can try that. I'm sure it's like smores. Also, toast your bread so that when you put peanut butter on it, it sort of "melts". That's the best way to eat peanut butter in my opinion. Be careful, it gets messy.
#203293 to #203292 - thisisestonia
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(11/27/2015) [-]
It's not practically jam, it's just straberries through a blender, the translation doesn't exist here. I really hoped that PB is supposed to be a dessert thing but I guess not
#203294 to #203293 - confusedasian
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(11/27/2015) [-]
Nah, it's a spread that can be used as an ingredient for other food. Think of it (funny enough) like butter or margarine.
#203287 - confusedasian
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(11/27/2015) [-]
Get a headache, but it's not like a normal headache. It's only affecting at the very top of my head and it feels like something is pushing down on my brain. It doesn't hurt, but I can clearly feel like something pushing down on my brain. At most it's uncomfortable feeling, but it doesn't hurt.

As I'm typing, it's slowly going away. Any idea what it could be? It started when I was reading something online and made me feel really angry. Do you guys think it was just the muscles on my head tightening or something? I felt it at the top of my head and down the sides all the way to my neck. It was like someone clamped some clip on my head.
#203357 to #203287 - blueninja
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(11/28/2015) [-]
Not a doctor
The frontal lobe can become uncomfortable and feel like hell during moments of heavy emotion. The frontal lobe helps regulate emotions and subconscious reaction to stimuli. Sounds like you had a minor stress induced migraine. Deep breaths drink some water recline your head slowly and think about mundane things
#203411 to #203357 - confusedasian
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(11/28/2015) [-]
It's not the frontal lobe. I mean top as in the very top of my head. Felt like something was pushing it down.
#203298 to #203287 - notred
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(11/27/2015) [-]
Technically speaking you don't really have muscles on you skull. Not really.

It's probably just a headache.
#203288 to #203287 - confusedasian
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(11/27/2015) [-]
Yeah, now it's fully gone. Still I have no idea what it was.
#203302 to #203288 - jacoban
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(11/27/2015) [-]
not to alarm or anything you but you might wanna visit a hospital.
just to be on the safe side
#203279 - sirkanesixtytwo
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(11/27/2015) [-]
#203285 to #203279 - confusedasian
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(11/27/2015) [-]
Do all of these recordings have that frog picture? Can you change it?
#203289 to #203286 - dingdongsingsong
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(11/27/2015) [-]
all of them have it for now
#203278 - anon
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(11/27/2015) [-]
This driving school has been pulling my dick for a month now and I don't know what to do.
In the beginning of November, I paid the $500 fee and taken the 8 hour class and now all I'm waiting on is to practice driving with an instructor. I thought I would have gotten my licence by now but they said that I've been put on a waiting list which they'll call me if there's any changes. They haven't been telling me anything else and I'm getting really impatient because I really need to get my licence so I can drive myself to work during the Christmas rush. When I called them again to see if there was any update on my position on the waiting list, after saying no they told me that if I wanted to, because I''m over 16 I could just go ahead and go to the DMV and take the test there.
The problem is, I don't feel comfortable going on and taking the test without practicing with an instructor AND I've already paid those greedy pricks the $500, so I'm going to complete the course regardless. I don't really have a solid question here, but if you were in my position, what would you do? Some insight from other people might help me.
#203325 to #203278 - magicpotato
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(11/27/2015) [-]
stop being a bitch and do this: walk into their office with a trenchcoat, fedora, and glasses. tell them you would like to be moved up on the list. if they say no (they will) tell them " i dont want any problems here" and reach for pen in breast pocket slowly. if the instructor doesn't shit his pants with fear, and bump you up, you have failed.
#203284 to #203278 - yourinvisiblegf
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(11/27/2015) [-]
drive with someone from your family

first, in an empty parking lot, then out of town and out of rush hour


but you're in the USA? the test is fucking crap easy, just pass it
#203273 - anon
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(11/27/2015) [-]
I am 19, will turn 20 in January. I currently go to school full time (commuter) and work at a retail store part time. I previously worked at a retail store and in food service, and I'm not going to say that I'm above it. However, I hate the shit out of it. Not in the way that people don't like work. but like in the way that I want to bash my skull in and cry everytime I go to work.

Is there anything else that a sophomore in college can do part time or even from home to make some money. I don't really need a lot, just enough to pay for gas and get some food every now and then. I save pretty much all of my money right now.

Any ideas would be awesome. Thank you.
#203277 to #203273 - anon
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(11/27/2015) [-]
1:see if your college offers any kind of job finding service
or
2:you might have to get another retail job

there aren't many option for young people.
#203274 to #203273 - epicapocalypse ONLINE
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(11/27/2015) [-]
GROW and SELL YOUR WEED in FOUR EASY STEPS
#203270 - anon
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(11/27/2015) [-]
So uh, hows this for a story? Not sure I need advice as such, but I'd welcome the thoughts.

I moved into student dorms last year with total strangers. We got to know each other, we're good friends. Basically every personal truth I have, I've told them. We got really close. One of them happens to be female though, and let me say I always thought she was hot, to the point where everyone said we were flirting. We denied it, because I had a girlfriend and shit but it was kinda true in some ways. I never so much as touched her though, I was committed to my gf. I psychologically set the boundaries up and we just stayed friends. There was no chance it would spill over, we put the brakes on that shit without having to even admit what was going on. She was nice, but I was taken. Period. Besides, it's never a good idea to date someone you already live with. Could be a nightmare.

We got a house together this year and all is well. We picked up an extra dude that the female of the dorm last year, and of the house this year, knows. I'd never met him before but I got talking to him and we hit it off, boom, insta-friends. I've known the guy a few months but he says I'm the best friend he has in this city (he's from a neighbouring city) and he trusts me more than anyone. He really likes the girl in the house though. I could tell, I've an eye for this shit. We got drunk one night and I told him the truth. Exposed the elephant in the room. I liked her, and he liked her, but we're bros and this won't come between us. I said that we were just friends, and that I had my girlfriend, so if he wanted to try his luck, he should go for it.

But then bang! Plot twist! Girlfriend leaves me and I'm feeling shitty so we get drunk again to cheer me up. The girl we like is with us this time. I again decide to be candid and open up the situation. She brutally shoots down the bro, she's good friends with him, that's why she invited him to live with us, but she's categorically not interested in him. But me however....hmm....she doesn't know....mysterious....

So basically things get awkward for a while. As I'm recovering from my breakup, I start to feel happier and more free thanks to my friends. All of them, including the girl and the bro. But then I start falling for the girl and out comes all the old flirtation techniques. I don't even know it's happening, it's just instinct. This starts to upset bro a little. He tries to hide it but it upsets him a little. I tell him that I don't think I would go there, because it's just a friends thing and we're bros so I wouldn't do that to him.

Time goes on, more flirting, more bro upset. Until boom, the twist in the tale. I bring up that I like her again and she still seems unsure about it. From what I can gather on reading between the lines, she's unsure because she's attracted to me in a physical way, but not really a romantic way, if that makes sense?

But she tells her parents, asks their advice, and her dad basically takes the chance to be my wingman and he green lights it. He says to go for it but to keep it on the down-low until the time is right to tell the rest of the house.

And that's exactly what we're doing. Bro has no idea that we're sneaking around him, but he can tell we've been getting closer and closer for a while.

So the girl he likes who doesn't feel that way back, and his best friend, sneaking around behind his back. Are we bad friends? I think I'm a bad friend.

I mean she's not interested in him, so it's hard. It's not like I stole her from him, she was never his.... Still doesn't do much for the guilt though...
#203280 to #203270 - dingdongsingsong
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(11/27/2015) [-]
I think he should be okay with it , he shouldn't tell you who you can and cant be with, you cant call dibbs on people when you cant have them, talk to him alone and tell him you two like each other a lot and hope he's okay with it, he'll say yes but he wont be at first, just keep it low tho, don't be over affectionate with her in front of him at first, just act normal around him, so the thought will be in his mind but he wouldn't have to see it for a while.
#203269 - anon
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(11/27/2015) [-]
How to deal the with the loss of a family member for the first time? my uncle died this morning my family was shocked and thanksgiving was canceled. Not sure if i can comprehend this situation....
#203584 to #203269 - drickz
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(12/01/2015) [-]
My uncle died two months ago. I'd spent every holiday at his house cause cousin is my best friend, and even lived with them for a full year. I spent time with my cousin and other friends. Best thing to do is spend time with people. I read about coping, and it can take a long while to understand it. Even longer to completely accept it. Let yourself have time to grieve.
Women tend to talk about it more, while men find more comfort in activities.
#203326 to #203269 - magicpotato
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(11/27/2015) [-]
hold a roast of him, at his own funeral
#203271 to #203269 - anon
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(11/27/2015) [-]
Depends how close you were. It's understandable to not know how to react when someone dies, especially when it's your first time dealing with it.

If you weren't close, be there for the people who were close to him. Try and ease their pain as much as possible because you'd want them to do the same for you if the situation was switched.

If you were close, then I'm sorry but there really isn't an easy way of getting through the lost of a loved one.
#203265 - anon
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(11/26/2015) [-]
It's been 3 month now that my she dumped me and I still feel like shit. How do I stop this?
#203296 to #203265 - unforgivenfive
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(11/27/2015) [-]
Stop thinking about it by doing something else. Shit won't really go away for a good long while...possibly never
#203264 - marmiteistasty
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(11/26/2015) [-]
Buddy of mine punched me a bit too hard today while performing, is it worth it to get my jaw checked out, or should I wait a bit? Hard to chew with it or open it wide, but other than that I don't think the punch was that bad, only have a bit of a headache and a cut inside my mouth.
#203266 to #203264 - kegget
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(11/27/2015) [-]
Go get it checked out.
#203262 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE
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(11/26/2015) [-]
#203263 to #203262 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE
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(11/26/2015) [-]
Isn't it the other way around?
#203333 to #203263 - anon
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(11/28/2015) [-]
no.
#203272 to #203263 - anon
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(11/27/2015) [-]
In what way? What are you trying to ask?
#203258 - mrallex
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(11/26/2015) [-]
Gonna need to film a Christmas Horror Short. about 1 to 5 minutes long, and I have NO inspiration at all. So any ideas are welcome maybe some comedy. or just a really psychological horror?

just throw it at me
#203299 to #203258 - tyrano ONLINE
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(11/27/2015) [-]
santa kidnapping children to be elves
#203275 to #203258 - epicapocalypse ONLINE
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(11/27/2015) [-]
kid comes down stairs
sees a dude in a santa costume
santa is not really santa
take it from there
#203261 to #203258 - sushininja
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(11/26/2015) [-]
Is comedy allowed or is it mostly horror
#203260 to #203258 - dreygur
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(11/26/2015) [-]
Santa breaks his neck from falling down a roof and the house's family hides the body. No Christmas this year.
#203259 to #203258 - shyyguy
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(11/26/2015) [-]
Make Santa a slavelord over malnutritioned elves.
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#203253 - gongthehawkeye
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(11/26/2015) [-]
Hey, so I have a 64 gig White Galaxy S6 (T-Mobile), and I wanna sell it. It's essentially fresh out of the box, no marks or scuffs so it looks brand new.
I want at least $250-$300 for it. What's the best site to use to sell it?
#203241 - magicpotato
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(11/26/2015) [-]
A TIP TO ANYONE WHO USES THIS BOARD
if you are trying to make a hard decision, make a powerpoint of the pros/cons
I do this all the time and my decision making has become 10x more confident
#203243 to #203241 - sekundab
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(11/26/2015) [-]
and 100x more time consuming
#203244 to #203243 - magicpotato
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(11/26/2015) [-]
when you stop being a BITCH and learn to eat peanut butter come talk to me. BTW smooth peanut butter is for liberals
#203252 to #203244 - anon
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(11/26/2015) [-]
#203247 to #203244 - sekundab
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(11/26/2015) [-]
Liberal pussies
#203257 to #203247 - thetaxman
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(11/26/2015) [-]
These sheep do not understand the deep connection between this and censorship. The state is hyper focused on putting out a false narrative of peace as the SJW is hyper focused on putting out a false narrative of equality. Both nebulous words at best. Safe rooms and CIA blacksites are the same.
#203238 - sekundab
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(11/26/2015) [-]
Okay Americans, British, and anyone that eats Peanut Butter. Wanted to try it for the first time, bought Sun Pat Crunchy. Tasted it on bread-terrible. How do you do it? Do you toast the bread first? Could the PB be expired? It was hard to digest, taste was weird. And thought it would be sweet(er). Any advice? Maybe I am just eating it wrong. pic very much related
#203276 to #203238 - epicapocalypse ONLINE
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(11/27/2015) [-]
get the brand called Skippy
looks like this
also toast the bread
#203360 to #203276 - sekundab
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(11/28/2015) [-]
(banana/jelly/without?)
#203417 to #203360 - epicapocalypse ONLINE
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(11/29/2015) [-]
anything you want
#203439 to #203417 - sekundab
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(11/29/2015) [-]
k
#203359 to #203276 - sekundab
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(11/28/2015) [-]
thanks
#203251 to #203238 - raventhespy
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(11/26/2015) [-]
Crunchy peanut butter is, imo, terrible. Smooth is where it's at. If you would like something sweeter I suggest adding honey or buying product with it already mixed in. Also keep in mind that peanut butter is most of the time eaten with jellies, fruits, and candies.
#203256 to #203251 - sekundab
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(11/26/2015) [-]
Thank you!
#203239 to #203238 - smartythechicken
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(11/26/2015) [-]
try semen. i heard faggots like you like that

i tried PB once. fuck that shit.
what the fuck america
#203245 to #203239 - anon
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(11/26/2015) [-]
>Not liking peanut butter

commie
#203240 to #203239 - sekundab
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(11/26/2015) [-]
wow. I admire your courage posting this logged in
#203242 to #203240 - smartythechicken
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(11/26/2015) [-]
sorry, not trying to be rude.
#203227 - anon
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(11/26/2015) [-]
I'm sorta in a relationship with a girl online, but there is something that is really bugging me. I really really really like this person and we plan to meet up, but... she sorta have a liver transplant 2 years ago. This means she sorta has a few more years before apperently average life span is, like she will die before she hits 40 probably.

I want to be with this person and I want them here with me, but I don't know if I could really handle another death in my life, especially hers. I just want somebody to talk to about this, because I'm tired of going through this stuff in my head.
#203229 to #203227 - dreygur
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(11/26/2015) [-]
"It's better than have loved and lost than never to have loved at all."

Would you rather have her die while with you or know that she died while you never got to meet? Sure, her death will take toll on your emotions, but you can potentially get plenty of fond memories to hold onto for your entire life.
#203230 to #203229 - dreygur
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(11/26/2015) [-]
I butchered that quote. Go me.
#203228 to #203227 - smartythechicken
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(11/26/2015) [-]
you can tell me about it
also, not to be an asshole about it, but think about it like this:
if everyone thinks the same way you do about her life span, then who will date her? date her, see if she is cool, if she is, fall in love, etc. she can have a happy life with you.
#203225 - Kanoah
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(11/26/2015) [-]
So, I'd like to know what funnyjunk thinks of dating ages; how low do you think a 19 year old guy can morally be allowed to date younger than him? When my buddies and I talked about it, the 'half your age plus seven' rule made sense, but when you're as young as 19, 16 1/2 still seems super young. It's kind of a moral gray area, so where do y'all stand?
#203268 to #203225 - fukkendragonite
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(11/27/2015) [-]
I'm 20, I dated a 40 year old. Twice my age. For 15 months. Although it fucked up and we couldn't bridge the gap in the end, I'm fairly positive about the chances that some couples may make it work. I don't think I'm the type that can right now.

At the end of the day, every relationship that breaks down breaks down because there is some sort of gap. A gap in interests and hobbies that destroys the connection, or an intellectual gap if one is clever and the other not so clever, or a culture gap, or a "cheating fuck" and a "loyal person" gap. Age is just another potential reason a couple might split up, but it doesn't mean they will. So from a "can it work?" perspective, my experience says yes it can if you really want it.

From a creepiness point of view, I'd say if they're pre-18 years old, you've got a two, maybe three, year leeway. At 17, you can maybe get away with being with a 14/15 year old. Once you hit 18, maybe apply the half your age plus 7 if the other one is younger. If both are over 18 and consenting adults, it's bombs away mate, do what you like. At 18, you can bone a 70 year old if that really floats your boat and everyone is properly on board.

So to summarize:

Younger than 18 = +2 years to -2 years (or 3 at a push, but be very wary of the maturity of both parties).

18 or 19 but the other party is not 18 yet = Age / 2 + 7 (so, 16+)

20 or 21 but the other party is not 18 yet = 17+

22+ but the other party is not 18 yet = LEAVE IT MATE. LEAVE IT.

Both 18+ = Life's too short to do maths when you're both consenting adults. Give her the dick.
#203231 to #203225 - dreygur
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(11/26/2015) [-]
It's a pretty awkward and debatable topic when it comes to teen years. There's a huge difference between 16 and 19, but not so much for 26 and 29. It's because puberty is skyrocketing during those younger ages. Personally I think it's much safer not to do it.
#203232 to #203231 - Kanoah
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(11/26/2015) [-]
Which is exactly the point that I was making, especially considering that if someone really wanted to, they could pitch a huge legal fit over it
#203233 to #203232 - dreygur
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(11/26/2015) [-]
Yeah, the 16-year-old could definitely get the 19-year-old sent to jail if he/she wanted to.
#203234 to #203233 - Kanoah
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(11/26/2015) [-]
And it's pretty much the same deal right up until both parties are 20, wouldn't you agree? I mean, 16, 17, 18, 19, and 20 are hardly any different, and one party being in college regardless of the year sounds kind of creepy dating a high school junior or senior
#203226 to #203225 - hsm
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(11/26/2015) [-]
i've always had the system of not going 2 years below or above my own age