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#179695 - anon (03/31/2015) [-]
I think my non-mirrored self looks shit. Is it like this for everyone? Or are there people who look at their non-mirrored self and like it more than when looking in a mirror?
#179706 to #179695 - stungun (03/31/2015) [-]
its in your head, you like your mirrored self much more because you are accustom to it, you see yourself that way everyday and when you see the reverse its alien. There's nothing strange about not liking it but it's fine, your probably pretty hot, unless your parents are siblings then there's no hope, but still.
#179697 to #179695 - anon (03/31/2015) [-]
You're just used to looking at yourself a certain way.
#179688 - cyberpunkdude (03/31/2015) [-]
does anybody else having trouble viewing FUNNYJUNK today?
every 2nd or 3rd page wont load properly and i get a server error.
#179691 to #179688 - anon (03/31/2015) [-]
Yes
#179694 to #179693 - cyberpunkdude (03/31/2015) [-]
this is it.
thanks for the response.
i had some trouble lately with my setup and provider and i thought i have'nt fixed it properly.
#179687 - thereasonableperso ONLINE (03/31/2015) [-]
Had a really fucking weird, but fun, dream.

I was a Nazi officer surviving in post-apoc 1942 Germany. I had a talking dog that sounded and acted exactly like Schultz, the fat guard from Hogans Heroes. We were being chased by the vampire/zombies from I am Legend. It was alot of fun. Do you think I could make a good book or movie based off this?
#179677 - anon (03/31/2015) [-]
are stretch marks on a skinny girl ugly?
#179689 to #179677 - anon (03/31/2015) [-]
No, everyone has them, even guys. The only reason people think they're ugly and unnatural is because we're used to seeing people without them, like in movies or in advertisement.
#179682 to #179677 - confusedasian (03/31/2015) [-]
I wear mines like battle trophies and pride.


"You see that mark right there? Whopper with onion rings 1997."
#179674 - anon (03/31/2015) [-]
will I look weird if I go to the movie theater by myself
User avatar #179678 to #179674 - nonbenderinlife (03/31/2015) [-]
No it wont look weird, enjoying a movie by yourself is respectable
User avatar #179676 to #179674 - confusedasian (03/31/2015) [-]
You're already weird. Can't get any weirder than that.
User avatar #179673 - meowtownhero (03/31/2015) [-]
wth is vaping? Sounds bit for faggots from what I've heard.
User avatar #179692 to #179673 - thisistheguy (03/31/2015) [-]
I always thought it was weed but didn't smell. Didn't notice a difference between that and a joint, probably smoother
#179675 to #179673 - confusedasian (03/31/2015) [-]
You know tha te-ciggarette shit? That's the vaper thing. It's a faggot thing because most people that use it are stereotypical hipsters. They're also pompous fucks, but I've never met one like that, but it would help if I went out and talked to people.
User avatar #179670 - thisistheguy (03/31/2015) [-]
Anyone have advice on going to bars alone while traveling?
#179686 to #179670 - thereasonableperso ONLINE (03/31/2015) [-]
Cchain your wallet to yourself.
#179671 to #179670 - confusedasian (03/31/2015) [-]
Go hard or go home.
Shots by LMFAO Go hard or go home.
#179669 - anon (03/31/2015) [-]
quiffed while my bf fingered me.. It just feels so embarassing. do guys really mind it or do they find it weird? i'm so ashamed, i just want to know if he finds it disgusting now or what. is it a big deal for guys?
User avatar #179679 to #179669 - nonbenderinlife (03/31/2015) [-]
He would understand just like you would understand if he farted or something. I read somewhere that you should not be afraid to approach those weird sounds made during sexual intercourse and laugh at them together rather than try to ignore them and continuously think about them
#179685 to #179679 - anon (03/31/2015) [-]
Thank you
#179672 to #179669 - confusedasian (03/31/2015) [-]
Wow. You think all guys are the same. That we're not all different. You penis hating vagogynist.

#ThisIsWhyINeedMenism #AllWomanArePigs #PeanutButterAndJellyIsBarbaricPeanutButterAndJam4Lyfe #ThugLife #Faggot
#179690 to #179672 - anon (03/31/2015) [-]
Trying a little too hard there, friend.
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User avatar #179655 - hawaiianhappysauce (03/31/2015) [-]
Well, today I have my first phone interview for a position in a career I really wanted. I'm a little nervous. The job location is in NJ, 3 hours away from home. If I fail this phone interview I will feel like an idiot, but if I succeed then I have to drive all the way out to a state I've never been to, or worse, they will have my fly there and I have a fear of flying. Driving there is almost as bad, many things can go wrong here. For example, I get lost, I get into an accident, I miss an exit, I run out of gas (3 hour trip remember?). Any advice on how to overcome these fears?
User avatar #179663 to #179655 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (03/31/2015) [-]
Fill up your gas tank before you leave and leave early so if you get lost you wont be late. Also use gps
User avatar #179680 to #179663 - hawaiianhappysauce (03/31/2015) [-]
Well, it doesn't matter now. I pretty much bombed the phone interview.
User avatar #179681 to #179680 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (03/31/2015) [-]
you don't know that for sure
User avatar #179683 to #179681 - hawaiianhappysauce (03/31/2015) [-]
From my experience, whenever they don't try to schedule the interview immediately after the phone interview = bomb.
User avatar #179684 to #179683 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (03/31/2015) [-]
oooh yea..
User avatar #179662 to #179655 - SOUL CRUSHER (03/31/2015) [-]
try bring a toy gun with you and your favorite teddy bear. Then when you're 1/5 off the way there burn that crap and man up. Do you even hear yourself? "There is something I really want but I have to do something somewhat difficult to get it" . Anyways I doubt they'll make you fly, so all I can reccomend is bring a friend with you on the 3 hour drive.
#179657 to #179655 - confusedasian (03/31/2015) [-]
Embrace your fears to become fear itself.
Embrace your fears to become fear itself.
#179650 - padorak (03/31/2015) [-]
Dear Advice:   
Awhile ago I started posting here about how my friends and I made some youtube videos after getting advice from here and the games board.    
You guys told us to use skype instead of xbox chat and improve our adobe premiere skills a bit more and the results were spectacular.   
We've made a more recent video if anybody is curious how our progress is going.    
Please let me know if you think we could do anything better to improve the quality.   
thank you for watching.   
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Dear Advice:
Awhile ago I started posting here about how my friends and I made some youtube videos after getting advice from here and the games board.
You guys told us to use skype instead of xbox chat and improve our adobe premiere skills a bit more and the results were spectacular.
We've made a more recent video if anybody is curious how our progress is going.
Please let me know if you think we could do anything better to improve the quality.
thank you for watching.
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#179696 to #179650 - logickid ONLINE (03/31/2015) [-]
I like it, sub-scribed
#179699 to #179696 - padorak (03/31/2015) [-]
Thank you sir.   
holy fucking cocks we got another one
Thank you sir.
holy fucking cocks we got another one
#179700 to #179699 - logickid ONLINE (03/31/2015) [-]
>TFW I have homework
>TFW I'm on PS3
User avatar #179648 - thirdjess (03/31/2015) [-]
So I was abused as a kid by my brother and I've come to realise more and more recently how emotionally stunted I am because of it. I find it incredibly hard to compliment someone, when I'm excessively happy or sad it's like my face doesn't register it. A few times I've told people I loved them (plantonically) and it hurt to say it.

I can care for people, downright worship them, but I really struggle to show them that.
#179701 to #179648 - stungun (03/31/2015) [-]
Best advice is to get therapy, no shame in getting some professional help to better yourself. I'm trying not to sound condescending, hang in there.
User avatar #179767 to #179701 - improbablyyourdad (04/01/2015) [-]
thirdjess
Therapy didn't really help me, talking to family did, you're going to get a better result if you sort this out. You can change, I did, still working on it though but don't ever tell yourself you can't do something.
User avatar #179763 to #179701 - thirdjess (04/01/2015) [-]
I agree, unfortunately I'm on my parents health insurance (studying at the moment) and they basically consider mental health a fairy tale. My general doctor told me to do see a therapist once a week for ten weeks, my parents refused to let me continue seeing her after three weeks. But, in that little amount of time, she was able to diagnose me with hypervigilant anxiety (falls under the 'ptsd' banner but it's nothing at all in comparison, really)
#179775 to #179763 - stungun (04/01/2015) [-]
You can always phone a help line, i'm sure google will list a few free ones, you could use them as a temporary boost. Remember someone will always lend an ear.
User avatar #179702 to #179701 - advice (03/31/2015) [-]
this. allllll day.
User avatar #179665 to #179648 - owllynator (03/31/2015) [-]
i think you need to talk to someone about it, and i don't mean a light hearted conversation
User avatar #179649 to #179648 - fuckya ONLINE (03/31/2015) [-]
Don't force it. If it's sincere you can say it without the pain being there.
#179643 - genericnewfag (03/31/2015) [-]
ropey and anxious and cant bring myself to go to work because im agoraphobic

dont need advice, just shitposting
User avatar #179666 to #179643 - owllynator (03/31/2015) [-]
"life begins at the end of your comfort zone"
#179645 to #179643 - nought ONLINE (03/31/2015) [-]
**nought used "*roll picture*"**
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ya boy nought here

people aren't as bad as they seem, everyone makes fuckups, you just gotta chill
User avatar #179646 to #179645 - nought ONLINE (03/31/2015) [-]
oh fuck it's graph theory
User avatar #179642 - hwangw (03/31/2015) [-]
This might be a dumb question but how can I scroll through the front page now? I can't scroll through to things I haven't viewed yet.
#179639 - anon (03/31/2015) [-]
I have a sickness that makes me feel continuously nauseous. It feels awful before I eat, and after I eat it's worse. It's gotten to the point where I never want to eat anything, and will sometimes go for a day without eating anything. I've been taking antacids, but is there anything else I can do to help? What helps with nausea?
User avatar #179664 to #179639 - discardedslinky (03/31/2015) [-]
sounds like food posioning
#179698 to #179664 - anon (03/31/2015) [-]
No, it's lasted for about two years, now. Sorry, should have made that clear.
User avatar #179829 to #179698 - discardedslinky (04/01/2015) [-]
2 year long food poisioning
User avatar #179630 - deadinferno (03/31/2015) [-]
Can a fellow American help me with some tax stuff? I'm Australian and came runner up in a design competition and won $500 anyway blah blah IRD withheld $150 and stuff this happened about a year ago, and I just got some tax stuff in the mail about the withheld $150, so I have no idea how this works but am I able to claim it or is it just a statement?
User avatar #179647 to #179630 - lynix (03/31/2015) [-]
you should get most of that back, but what does the paper actually say?
#179627 - anon (03/31/2015) [-]
Did anyone actually record the last FJ party? if so can you drop a link for me plz?
#179628 to #179627 - anon (03/31/2015) [-]
no
#179620 - anon (03/31/2015) [-]
Ok so legal question. I was in a car accident recently and the other party called into my insurance company to make a claim. Now i was completely sober when driving that car but would either my insurance company or a court (if i was sued) drug test me or am i crazy?
User avatar #179638 to #179620 - lordbrauner (03/31/2015) [-]
If drugs and alcohol were not mentioned in the initial report, they'd have no probable cause to test you.
User avatar #179623 to #179620 - supertanto (03/31/2015) [-]
Most likely not as long as there is no suspicion
User avatar #179614 - thatonesouthernkid (03/31/2015) [-]
i just feel awful. lately I've been feeling depressed and lonely again. and my sports and exercise don't seem to help at all, in fact they actually seem to make it worse. I'm in a really strange funk right now and the more i practice pole vault the worse i get, every day i get a new kink i need to work out of my form, and today it got so bad i couldn't even get the pole into the pit. i lift every damned day and i never feel as though i'm making any progress anymore, i feel like i'm actually getting weaker. it's been about half a year since i was rejected by a girl who was probably the closest i've ever come to loving someone. She decided to lead me on, and then reject me. I was even too weak to just drop it too, I had to keep her around because I was so desperate for her to like me back. But now that I've lost all romantic interest in her, she's asked me to the prom... as friends. I was too dumb to say no, even though i had planned on asking someone else. now I'm stuck going to the prom with a friend who I'm slowly starting to hate because of all the shit that's been happening to me ever since i've met her. and i feel so guilty because I know none of it's really her fault, but I can't help but blame her. and to make everything worse, I'm starting to think about suicide more and more and more. i just want to fall asleep and never wake up.
#179640 to #179614 - anon (03/31/2015) [-]
It's ya boy anon

>Bitch rejects you
>Bitch asked you to prom cause no one else asked her
>Causing you to be emotionally confused
>Making you doubt yourself at the things you're usually best at

Take a break until you get your emotional state together dude. Until then, good luck!
#179615 to #179614 - confusedasian (03/31/2015) [-]
I found out a few minutes ago that there won't be any new games for Vita. They're not even trying. It's an indie console now. Sony has killed the Vita and me as well.    
   
I know what you mean by feeling depressed lately.
I found out a few minutes ago that there won't be any new games for Vita. They're not even trying. It's an indie console now. Sony has killed the Vita and me as well.

I know what you mean by feeling depressed lately.
#179632 to #179615 - anon (03/31/2015) [-]
what do you mean no new games for vita?
User avatar #179635 to #179632 - confusedasian (03/31/2015) [-]
No exclusives. No new games like Freedom Wars, Soul Sacrifice, etc. It's just a bunch of indie side scroller pixelated crude. I'm more dissappointed because the Vita has so much more potential and all it keeps getting are shitty 2d side scrollers, and old PSP and PSOne ports. Nothing new.
#179616 to #179615 - thatonesouthernkid (03/31/2015) [-]
i'm sorry buddy.
i'm sorry buddy.
#179617 to #179616 - confusedasian (03/31/2015) [-]
I don't like Nintendo and Microsoft doesn't have a handheld, so now I have nothing.
I don't like Nintendo and Microsoft doesn't have a handheld, so now I have nothing.
User avatar #179610 - womanexplain (03/31/2015) [-]
Is it actually possible to tie a cherry stem with your tongue?
User avatar #179624 to #179610 - supertanto (03/31/2015) [-]
no only the clitoris
User avatar #179641 to #179624 - womanexplain (03/31/2015) [-]
That's so interdasting it just might be potato
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