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#200837 - anon
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(10/30/2015) [-]
Hypothetically speaking. Suppose I want to contact a comic company, to politely ask a few questions. Do they just ignore everything anyway and it would be a waste of time? Or is there a specific area I need to speak to?
#200831 - urchinator
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(10/30/2015) [-]
So this week i have been having problems with funnyjunk not working properly. Shift+arrows mostly doesnt work, and sometimes I get stuck on a page and only way to go to a next one is to go to homepage, or to open another post in a new tab.

I havent tried changing browsers(I use Chrome) because this happened suddenly.

Does anyone have an idea, or did admin fuck something up
#200843 to #200831 - yibdiy
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(10/30/2015) [-]
#200845 to #200843 - urchinator
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(10/30/2015) [-]
thanks
#200846 to #200845 - yibdiy
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(10/30/2015) [-]
np
#200828 - jegstalkerdig
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(10/30/2015) [-]
so like...... u wanna be a fat cat or a happy, but ugly, dog? Both comes with loving families
#200867 to #200828 - mondominiman
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(10/30/2015) [-]
We have an obese tiny dog that we took in because it was on the verge of death. Super skinny close to starving to death on top of wounds from being attacked by other dogs.
#200844 to #200828 - yibdiy
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(10/30/2015) [-]
#200836 to #200828 - cognosceteipsum
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(10/30/2015) [-]
Fat cat.
#200834 to #200828 - confusedasian
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(10/30/2015) [-]
Fat cat.
#200832 to #200828 - womanexplain
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(10/30/2015) [-]
both
#200833 to #200832 - anon
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(10/30/2015) [-]
But you're already a dog...
#200835 to #200833 - womanexplain
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(10/30/2015) [-]
woof
#201146 to #200835 - misticalz ONLINE
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(11/03/2015) [-]
LOL
#200825 - bushydude
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(10/30/2015) [-]
I've got to vent somewhere and this is the best place for it in my mind. My girlfriend and i have been together for almost a year now. We love each other very deeply and she is the woman i plan on marrying and actually have pretty good sex life.. Im 20 now and this is my first true real long term relationship, I dated a couple of girls before but never for long and they usually ended up cheating on me for reasons unknown to me.

To get to the point my girlfriend left her facebook logged in on my computer. Well the temptation was too great and i went into her messages. I know she unlike me, had several long tern affairs and the like and I decided to go through messages between her and her old boyfriends. So four years of her talking to other guys before she even met me and we talked about this stuff before but she never went into details. I regret looking into the messages.

I found so many dirty conversations and sexting and shit does it hurt. For two of the relationships she was a total dominatrix and talked so much dirt to those dudes. Pictures of her, pictures of dicks jesus. I cant get over how dirty her past is sexually. The bad part is she grew up in a very religous home so after these guys she started to feel remorse over this and became more vanilla. Im dominate in the bedroom but sometimes she gets a spark of rebellion and we hate fuck for a solid hour and its great. Knowing where it came from makes me uber jealous now.

She and i talked about it and worked it out. She didnt care that i had looked and we both agreed that i was the one more hurt by it. The thing that bothers me the most is though that During her years of being that way, as i refer to it, she had sextted with guys and all that. So i saw a lot of dicks. Im just over average at about 6 myself but i saw some bigger ones and i know that she did stuff with them and i feel really REALLY inadequate now. She says she never went all the way with these guys but admits to bjs and hjs. Sometimes now i wonder if she really enjoys it or not idk. Maybe im just overthinking it and need to let sleeping dogs lie. Either way rant over.
#200884 to #200825 - hirollin
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(10/31/2015) [-]
If you aren't over it in a month you aren't going to be over it ever.

People don't realize that ones past is important. At some point a girl may not like your past and dump your ass for it, and that's just fine.

Personally, I wouldn't even need to think about it.
#200826 to #200825 - bushydude
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(10/30/2015) [-]
On second thought rant not over. I need more venting. Is it totally absolutely wrong of me to want to have been the first with her like she was for me? (inb4 kissless virgin, my previous girlfriends and i did do stuff but never actual sex just rubbing and fingering). Sometimes i wish i hadnt come after other people but at the same time i know at that point in my life if i had met her things wouldn't be like they are now and we wouldn't love each other like we do.

Idk guys and girls just sometimes id give anything to change how things are but we all know thats impossible. Fuck college shit messes with me. I worry of cheating even though thats not even a possibility for her or I and i worry about her hooking up with exs. also about that inadequacy issue the dude had an 11 in dick like come on wtf how does that even happen how is that even fair? I need some R&R the stress is way to high.

#200842 to #200826 - levelninetynine
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(10/30/2015) [-]
The one thing you need to keep in mind is that you're still young. Also, ask your self if you're dating her because you don't want to be lonely. What exactly makes you want to spend the rest of your life with this girl? Write a list of those things. The last thing you should be worried about is the size of your dick. You want your life partner to be your best friend that absolutely accepts every part of you.

I ended up dating one of the biggest sluts in my town of 65,000 people. All of my friends have slept with this girl but that was four years ago. The only difference between you and I is that I went into this relationship knowing her past but life experiences have taught me you wont find happiness unless you look pass the past.

We've been together now for 14 months but I keep in mind that our relationship can turn sour fast so I stay in the now and not think about the distant future. She doesn't like me even mentioning our future because realistically it doesn't exist. Despite her sleeping with more dicks and clits than I could ever achieve she can just barely handle my dick. My dick is 5 or 6 inches long and 4 1/2 in circumference for reference so I'm pretty basic. All girls like different things but there's always a way to learn how to like what others have to offer.

Don't beat yourself up if she does end up cheating on you or leaves you. It hurts but there's other girls out there and the time off can really help you get to know yourself more and stumble upon a better woman.

I hope you can gain some insight from this. I'm sometimes not good at making sense but the only reason I commented is because I can relate.
#200827 to #200826 - minutes
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(10/30/2015) [-]
A bunch of things, some will sound harsh and you don't want to hear it but I am saying it anyways cause it's my opinion.

College relationships don't last. People go through so many changes in that time, especially girls that it absolutely doesn't matter how well you fit each other right now or how good you're treating her. You could be the perfect bf, she still might wake up one day and feel tired of your relationship. Not saying you two are doomed to fail but it's very likely.

Feeling bad cause your gf had more previous partners is normal to some extend. If you really love her however, you'll get over it. Just give it some time. What also helps is to do something with her that she never did before if that's possible in your case But seriously it just kind of stops to worry you after a while. You mature more and realize that it's not important what she did.

Dick size doesn't matter that much to girls.

And the last and probably most important thing, start to trust your partner more. If you feel like she can't be trusted, you shouldn't be together with her in the first place. Do you know the Thomas-Theorem? It says that through your definition of the situation, your view gets real. For example if you think the bank is bancrupt, you go and get all your money, everyone does and tata the bank is now really bancrup even though it wasn't when you started acting. Same goes for relationship. As soon as you start thinking she is cheating, or might be cheating, you will act like she actually did. Maybe not even on purpose, but you will treat her differently, which gradually reduces the quality of the relationship and eventually could lead to a break up. You're lucky that she was so chill about you looking at her private messages. Stuff like this is exactly what I am talking about.

If there is something in life you don't like you always have options. In your position you have two 1. leave her 2. Deal with it. Considering you really don't want to leave you only got one thing left.
#200815 - lgninjaleetful
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(10/30/2015) [-]
whats the deal with gun broker? How does one navigate the site, and is it a reliable place to buy from?
#200813 - anon
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(10/30/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**ever feel like your toys are judging you when you yank it
#200814 to #200813 - lgninjaleetful
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(10/30/2015) [-]
but, i masturbate TO my toys.
#200808 - ishallsmiteyou
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(10/30/2015) [-]
I live in Ontario. My dad gave me a bunch of old computer parts as a gift. Now he wants them all back and pulls a $300.00 debt right out of his ass and is threatening me with violence, destruction of property and even taking me to civil court.. What exactly is my legal defense here?
#200810 to #200808 - dreygur
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(10/30/2015) [-]
www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice these guys may help
#200811 to #200810 - ishallsmiteyou
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(10/30/2015) [-]
Thanks a ton, man.
#200812 to #200811 - dreygur
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(10/30/2015) [-]
is k
#200809 to #200808 - dreygur
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(10/30/2015) [-]
Your legal defense? How about threatening with violence and destruction of property, pulling out a debt and demanding that the kid pays for it? I kind of doubt any of that is legal.
#200805 - anon
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(10/30/2015) [-]
Anyone know of any way to get into fitness when you work full time? I pretty much just work and sleep, and my social life is next to nill. I love my job, but there are only so many hours I can spend at work.

Just want something productive to do after work where I can meet people or work out. Gyms in my area are ass, though.
#200829 to #200805 - minutes
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(10/30/2015) [-]
Some martial arts include fitness training. You'd meet new people, get fit and learn some great stuff.
#200885 to #200829 - anon
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(10/31/2015) [-]
Unfortunately most martial arts classes here are affiliated with a gym. So you have to go through all the hassle of the gym just to take a 30 min to hour long class, and even then it's not really martial arts, just fat people hitting hand pads for 20 minutes.
#200803 - murrlogic
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(10/30/2015) [-]
I almost had my 3rd nervous breakdown...Holy fucking shit people are beginning to think I have fucking anxiety.

Today at work a fucker named Jason Laqua tried giving another youth a combination of crushed Xanax and shitty crack rocks. 4 people told him to haul his ass out and thank fuck because fuck Jason Laqua. I am so sick of coworkers like Tamera fucking babying him expecting him to learn. Jason isn't going to learn. He got his ass thrown out of his temporary housing for having a gun and a fuck ton of freshly trimmed hash in his backpack.

He can go back to prison. I don't give a fuck if we're a help center sometimes people are never going to learn even when the worst has happened in there lives

Then there was a fucking incident where youth surrounding Jason all started lighting joints and when they flicked the fucking blunt in the other direction they forget to turn out the lit end and almost caused a fucking fire.

ARGH! Take your fucking junkie habits elsewhere. I deal with this shit at Tomayo house where the youth occupying over there are just smoking weed in their rooms.
#200797 - anon
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(10/30/2015) [-]
ok fj. out here. i like this girl, i see here every two days. she have a painting class.painting students can use the painting room any time they like even if its being used for a class as long as the instructor allows it. the instructor knows me well because i toke a class with one of her friends so she lets me work on my paintings while her class is taking place. i knew the girl before in a previous class so introducing my self is not an issue. she talks to me every time before her class starts, i try to maintain a meaningful conversation but i suck at it. every time i say to my self, "today, ill stop being a fag and try to be less awkward" . i fail every time.


he moment she talks to me, i feel like its so hard to have a conversation. i feel like my tongue weighs a million tons. but i try to talk, i feel like she trying to talk to be as well but because my mind goes blank every time she talks to me, conversation ends fast.

i feel like im giving her the signal that im not interested while its completely the opposite. she was wearing a costume today, nice big yellow dress. she came to me looking like an angel and started talking to me, the moment i saw her i said to myself " this should be easy! just talking about how she looks in the dress and talk about the costume!"

i swear, the moment he started talking to me, my mind went blank immediately. how can that even happen? she said to me" wow anon, you come here everyday"

and i was like "yeah, i mean i need to work on these painting thats all" and poof, the idea of talking about the dress is already gone from my head. all i hear inside of me is " what do i say? what do i say?" and " oh god, oh god oh GOD"

and like usual, she walked away. im sure she knows i like her see that she caught me looking at her hundreds of times.

anyway, she walked away. her class is starting in 5 minutes, she cant paint with the dress on so she went and changed . so i was like "ill try to fix this mess"

when she came back i said" what!? where did the dress go? " he said " i can paint with that anon" me" yeah but it looked so good"

she smiles and kept walking.

this is the only time that i Might have did something right. what next dudes? how do i communicate with her better? how do i do this? note, shes better at painting than me, would you think it would be a good idea if i ask her for help?
#200830 to #200797 - minutes
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(10/30/2015) [-]
Ask her out to do some stuff after school. If she says no you're free, if she says yes she is interested. From then on it's way easier for you since you already know what's going on. Also, spending a few hours with someone alone makes it was easier to talk to that person. At first it will be very awkward but soon you can just talk.
#200856 to #200830 - anon
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(10/30/2015) [-]
i could do that, but stuff like what!? i don't have a car to drive her anywhere, im not the kinda guy who goes to parties or go out for a fancy dinner. i have no idea what kind of activity that we could do together.
#200912 to #200856 - minutes
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(10/31/2015) [-]
It really doesn't matter at all. There is always something to do. Go to the beach / an open swimming pool / some coffee shop / some small town festival / a not so fancy restaurant / a concert whatever. I can't possibly know what kind of stuff you can do in your city. If you have absolutely zero Idea, just go to the best looking place in your town that has some store to grab something to eat/drink and walk around there.
#200801 to #200797 - cycloneclone
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(10/30/2015) [-]
just be yourself : )
#200802 to #200801 - anon
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(10/30/2015) [-]
my self is a beta fag, it doesn't work.
#200793 - anon
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(10/29/2015) [-]
Advice on reducing redness on my face? I'm incredibly pale so any bit of redness really shows up.
#200787 - hoponthefeelstrain
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(10/29/2015) [-]
so I was talking to my friend about another guy who told me that he liked him. My friend hasn't come out to me but I'm pretty sure he's gay. He read my message about the other guy liking him but he hasn't responded. What should I do? I feel liked I crossed the line.
#200788 to #200787 - dorkledumbs
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(10/29/2015) [-]
I don't think it's a good idea to assume someone is gay and comment on it unless they've come out directly to you or are open about it, especially a friend.
He may be uncomfortable or he may just be straight.

Either way you did kind of cross a line
#200789 to #200788 - hoponthefeelstrain
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(10/29/2015) [-]
I mean I didn't even call him gay, just said that a gay guy we both know is crushing on him. But I guess I'll like wait until tomorrow and apologize.
#200783 - phanteon
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(10/29/2015) [-]
Should I walk into a store in person and ask for a job or call the store and ask for a job?
I have a good idea of what to say its just I'm nervous as fuck.
#200784 to #200783 - anon
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(10/29/2015) [-]
Are they hiring?
#200785 to #200784 - phanteon
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(10/29/2015) [-]
well shit I just called and they are hiring, I just have to drop in at 11 in the morning.
I'm still nervous but I think I can handle it from here.
#200804 to #200785 - lgninjaleetful
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(10/30/2015) [-]
I BELIEVE IN YOU
#200786 to #200785 - anon
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(10/29/2015) [-]
Alright, good luck.
#200776 - anon
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(10/29/2015) [-]
/Ugly+vs+sweet/funny-pictures/5727185/

Does body hair on woman really turn guys off that much? I never understood why this is such a big deal, not only are razors expensive but shaving constantly is such a hassle.
#200821 to #200776 - anon
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(10/30/2015) [-]
ESP. arm pit hair.. what looks like men, is yucky to straight men. See: NCIS when Tony is after a girl that then raises her arm to show hair. He absolutely turns green.
#200806 to #200776 - furiousmarshmellow
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(10/30/2015) [-]
Most body hair in general, regardless of gender, is disgusting.
#200817 to #200806 - anon
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(10/30/2015) [-]
Exceptions CAN be made ;) I don't like gorillas either, but I'd hit this
#200871 to #200817 - furiousmarshmellow
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(10/30/2015) [-]
I actually thought that was Sean Connery Bond-era..
#200790 to #200776 - hirollin
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(10/29/2015) [-]
Pretty fucking gross, fam.
#200791 to #200790 - anon
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(10/29/2015) [-]
But male body hair is fine?
#200795 to #200791 - hirollin
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(10/29/2015) [-]
Pretty manly, fam.

Though most girls I know dislike it. Depends on how old the girl is really. Upwards of 30 they can take it or leave it. In their 20's or below they hate it and think it's gross. You can blame every male model looking like a shaved rodent for the last 25 years.

Body hair on women is gross and will always be gross. Deal with it, shaving isn't a huge ordeal.
#200799 to #200795 - anon
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(10/30/2015) [-]
But why does it have to be?
#200800 to #200799 - hirollin
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(10/30/2015) [-]
I don't know?
Why don't people like people whose faces look like gaping assholes or have shit all over them?

We like what our vaginas and dicks like thats how it is.
#200792 to #200791 - youngneil ONLINE
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(10/29/2015) [-]
Yes.
#200794 to #200792 - anon
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(10/29/2015) [-]
Why?
#200796 to #200794 - youngneil ONLINE
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(10/29/2015) [-]
Because that's how society is.
#200798 to #200796 - anon
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(10/30/2015) [-]
Flawless logic there, gringo.
#200816 to #200798 - captainfuckitall
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(10/30/2015) [-]
What the hell are you trying to get?

There's nothing biological about like or dislike of hair, it's all social norms. People are explaining that to you and you don't accept it.

What you're looking for is for someone to tell you that most people think it's fine and it's just a big meme. Tough titties, it's not; most people think body hair on women is gross because the relative standard of beauty is centered around hairless women.

If you want people to accept it, sucks for you, find someone with that fetish. If you don't understand that much, find a hairy woman. Either way, stop bitching about it and biting people's heads off like a damn child when you don't get the answer you want. If you're unwilling to take an answer, don't ask.
#200818 to #200816 - anon
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(10/30/2015) [-]
WRONG... even whether you like to wear jewelry or not IS genetic. It's proven with separated twin tests. What clothes you choose, hairstyle, even glasses frames.. ALL GENETIC.
#200819 to #200818 - anon
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(10/30/2015) [-]
You're right, ANYTHING that reminds men of men is unattractive in a woman.
#200823 to #200819 - captainfuckitall
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(10/30/2015) [-]
Got any sources for that information or are you just here to prattle your nonsense to any crowd that will here you?
#200781 to #200776 - dreygur
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(10/29/2015) [-]
Dark body hair kind of makes it look like a man's legs, so eh. The right picture is very cherrypicked, of course.
#200820 to #200781 - anon
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(10/30/2015) [-]
Damn, messed up... look at comment above you please.
#200780 to #200776 - dorkledumbs
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(10/29/2015) [-]
Social upbringing I guess

Smooth legs feel better too
#200770 - pocketstooheavy
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(10/29/2015) [-]
This isn't really an advice-seeking question, but hopefully you guys can help.

Is there a way to disable people seeing what comments I've made from my profile? There's some butt-hurt anon that goes through all my comments and thumbs them all down and I suspect that's how he's doing it. He basically does this every day. It's rather pathetic.
#200772 to #200770 - dreygur
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(10/29/2015) [-]
Make your profile private
#200773 to #200772 - pocketstooheavy
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(10/29/2015) [-]
I've already got my profile privacy setting set to "Hide my profile from everyone.", but when I click the button that says "View profile as others see it", it still shows everything.

Did I do it wrong?
#200774 to #200773 - dreygur
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(10/29/2015) [-]
Nah, your profile is completely hidden. The "View profile as others see it" shows your profile as if it weren't. Just log off and go to you profile to see what is and isn't hidden.
#200775 to #200774 - pocketstooheavy
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(10/29/2015) [-]
Hmm. Thanks. I guess this anon is literally checking every single comment of every single post.

That's even more pathetic than I thought...
#200777 to #200775 - anon
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(10/29/2015) [-]
They might just be typing your name into the search bar and thumbing down your comments from their. I went there an I can see all the comments you've made without even seeing your profile.
#200779 to #200777 - pocketstooheavy
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(10/29/2015) [-]
Ahh. That's probably it then.
#200771 to #200770 - lgninjaleetful
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(10/29/2015) [-]
stop commenting for awhile
#200763 - mondominiman
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(10/29/2015) [-]
I just found out my HS ex is in town again. We dated for 4 years and only broke up because we were both heading to different distant colleges this was 5 years ago . I travel for work so I'm not really in town that much only when I'm visiting my folks but now that I have some time off I was curious on whether I should get in contact with her again.
#200769 to #200763 - lgninjaleetful
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#200768 to #200763 - schurftinator
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(10/29/2015) [-]
you can go get coffee together, no harm in that?
#200752 - vorarephilia
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(10/29/2015) [-]
DOES THE 5 SECOND RULE APPLY TO SOUP? PLZ HURRY
#200807 to #200752 - charizarddad
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(10/30/2015) [-]
you just have to punch a shark first
#200760 to #200752 - dreygur
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(10/29/2015) [-]
Just wash it before eating
#200757 to #200752 - yibdiy
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(10/29/2015) [-]
It's 3 second rule you dirty fucking pig, absolutely disgusting.
#200753 to #200752 - vorarephilia
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(10/29/2015) [-]
never mind
#200740 - scowler
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(10/29/2015) [-]
What's the easiest form of self-employment right now?
#200761 to #200740 - mondominiman
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(10/29/2015) [-]
Mowing lawns
#200764 to #200761 - scowler
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(10/29/2015) [-]
How much do unpowered lawnmowers go for right now?
#200765 to #200764 - mondominiman
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(10/29/2015) [-]
I'm the orchard mexican not the landscaping mexican
#200766 to #200765 - scowler
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(10/29/2015) [-]
Okay then.
#200755 to #200740 - anon
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(10/29/2015) [-]
Painter i guess
#200751 to #200740 - foreveranonymous
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(10/29/2015) [-]
Prostitute
#200759 to #200751 - scowler
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(10/29/2015) [-]
Well, you're not wrong.
#200745 to #200740 - misticalz ONLINE
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(10/29/2015) [-]
Probably IT
scamming old people pretty much
#200747 to #200745 - scowler
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(10/29/2015) [-]
What does one need to accomplish this task, and how does one avoid fraud charges?
#200748 to #200747 - misticalz ONLINE
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(10/29/2015) [-]
You need to know basic computers
then just post ads in your city for basic IT help for low prices

Then actually charge low prices instead of a lot like people usually do
If you don't over charge them TOO much, they probably won't get mad and call you out.
#200749 to #200748 - scowler
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(10/29/2015) [-]
As in, programming? Troubleshooting? Software management?
#200750 to #200749 - misticalz ONLINE
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(10/29/2015) [-]
Troubleshooting
#200758 to #200750 - scowler
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(10/29/2015) [-]
Makes sense.
#200739 - anon
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(10/29/2015) [-]
i have severe bipolar and i attempted suicide last week during a psychotic episode.
i was on the mental health ward for two days.
now i don't know what to do. i feel completely lost and keep wondering why i survived. i cant speak to my boyfriend about it because he gets really upset. and nobody else knows it happened. he seems really mad at me over it and i feel awful. it's not that i want to die, its just sometimes i feel that i have no other choice. right now i feel stupid for even trying, but at the same time i want to try again. ive been obsessed with it for years.

has anyone else attempted suicide? what do you do afterwards?
#200839 to #200739 - anon
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(10/30/2015) [-]
im bipolar too, which type do you have? the more depressive one then I assume
#200754 to #200739 - anon
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(10/29/2015) [-]
Ive been suicidally depressed for over 16 years. When it gets bad, the best i can do is get lost in vices like alcohol, junk food, vidya, porno, etc. i havent any friends to talk to about it, and i stopped talking about it to my dad because he eggs me on to do it and calls me fairy/pussy. My mom gives me the "it gonna magically get better" horseshit. In any regard, if you feel like doing it again, call the suicide hotline
#200743 to #200739 - scowler
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(10/29/2015) [-]
Do I know you?

I admitted myself to a nuthouse earlier this year, ran into someone who had a fixation on suicide. She was pleasant to talk to, but really antsy. Like, the kind of antsy that invokes concern but scares the crap out of you at the same time.

Confusing. Especially when you have Scrubs watching. It's like having to bail water from a sinking ship, but you don't out of fear that the captain will come along and pin you as a saboteur. You either leave it and look like a jackass, or get involved and look like a fool.

While I haven't made an attempt, explicit thoughts of ending it crawl out from the back of my head every three days or so, I write it off as pointless and too reckless. Best not to gamble on there being an Afterlife or not.

Afterwards, I just shift into fantasizing about comfortable seclusion or simple self-imprisonment. Putting as much distance between me and the world as possible, for everyone's sake.

Still, the fact that I think about it in the first means I need to fix something quick, before it gets worse. But will it get worse?

I guess suicidal thoughts and actions are just your subconscious mind's way of saying that you need to remake yourself. Must be a leftover survival mechanism from the Stone Age...
#200742 to #200739 - misticalz ONLINE
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(10/29/2015) [-]
Don't do it again.
Talk to your boyfriend and try and clear it up.
He has a right to be mad (maybe not mad, but upset. After all you are his girlfriend.) a bit, but he shouldn't tear you up about it.
If he doesn't try and support you he ain't the right boyfriend for you.

I have never tried suicide but I would imagine you could go to support groups
or move on with your life, eliminate things that make you sad. Eliminate things that suck your energy.
#200733 - anon
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(10/29/2015) [-]
opinions on Coffee Meets Bagel and happn?
I'm a brit if that makes any difference, like if they are mainly american things, and I am looking exclusively for actual relationships which is why I'm avoiding tinder