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User avatar #167811 - sonicsyndicate ONLINE (12/21/2014) [-]
should i or should i not save up a few paychecks and buy a functional full on suit of armour and walk up to the biggest guy i can find and ask him "What be ye? A faggot?" and when he pushes me to the ground should i just laugh like monty python and say "HaHa, ye olde faggot inn is open to all residents of PUSSY land HA"
User avatar #167813 to #167811 - sugoi (12/21/2014) [-]
Buy a taser as well and taze yourself just as he's about to push you.
User avatar #167814 to #167813 - sonicsyndicate ONLINE (12/21/2014) [-]
oh jesus im trying to have a laugh not put a man down
User avatar #167817 to #167816 - sonicsyndicate ONLINE (12/21/2014) [-]
im gonna do it minus the taser i might just record it idk
User avatar #167810 - awesomerninjathing (12/21/2014) [-]
anyone know how to get the apple ID off of an iphone? found it on the ground and i cant access it
User avatar #167878 to #167810 - confusedasian (12/21/2014) [-]
Dude turn it in. Stealing isn't cool.
User avatar #167898 to #167878 - awesomerninjathing (12/21/2014) [-]
yeah well even if I wanted to, the rest of my family wouldn't want to
User avatar #167822 to #167810 - fistfireace (12/21/2014) [-]
Go to the iTunes app, scroll to the very bottom, it should have a button that says "Apple ID: (insert email address here)". Click it, and press "sign out".

Although, I have iOS 6, so it may be different on iOS 7/8. Not sure.
User avatar #167900 to #167822 - awesomerninjathing (12/21/2014) [-]
except it's on the setup screen (Where you choose language, location, etc)

I need to know the email and password to actually get into the phone
User avatar #167910 to #167900 - fistfireace (12/21/2014) [-]
Maybe this site will help: www.macworld.co.uk/how-to/mac/how-remove-your-apple-id-completely-shut-down-your-itunes-store-icloud-other-accounts-3474388/

If connecting the iPhone to a computer, and deactivating the account on iTunes doesn't work, then I don't know.
User avatar #167912 to #167910 - awesomerninjathing (12/21/2014) [-]
okay but the thing is

I don't know the email or password and have no way of knowing them

doing what it says in the link requires knowing the email
User avatar #167914 to #167912 - fistfireace (12/21/2014) [-]
True. Well, looks like I was of no help.
#167809 - Ken M (12/21/2014) [-]
There's a girl that I talk to and randomly it seems like she gets short with me or It seems like I am talking to a wall
When I ask her about it she says everything's fine or she got distracted. Should I believe her here?
User avatar #167819 to #167809 - sugoi (12/21/2014) [-]
It's because you are being needy and too clingy.
User avatar #167802 - pirgh (12/21/2014) [-]
Bit of girl trouble I'm hoping to get some advice on.

A few months back in the Summer a was paintballing with at a mates party and met this absolutly stunning girl. About 5ft 6" and from south africa but living here in Ireland. She has tanned skin, full lips, beautiful eyes and a body to match with perfect black hair. Now me and this girl hit it right off, I'm 5ft 9 short for my age guy who has a very strong build but is a little on the overweight side, Not fat really but could shed a few pounds with an average at least face. She thought I was the funniest guy there and there was quite a bit of flirting between us. On the trainride back, she even napped on my shoulder. I didn't see her for awhile after that till I asked her to hang out with me and a few other mutual friends and on that day she actually kissed me, Just a quick one on the lips and the situation wasn't romantic or anything (I have a running joke with my extremely homophobic friend where I run up to him and say "Oh kiss me you great beast" and after I did this she said to me "Well I will" So I said "Go on then" and she did).

We've hung out a few times and talked alone a couple times but I have yet to actually get her in a situation where it's just me and her except one time I walked her to the bus stop and got the conversation onto the subject of relationships. Now, I'm pretty sure she knows I like her at this point and I even bring up the prospect of a realtionship with her and she basically replies that she wants a relationship that stems from a really good friendship. Now I took this as an if we get to know each other something may happen.

Another moment we had was when we were both at a concert with friends she did in fact grab my hand and hold it for a good solid minute while we watched the band play (She had a semi-serious boyfriend at the time) but my friend told me that she has done that with guys before. Continuing in the next comment
User avatar #167805 to #167802 - pirgh (12/21/2014) [-]
Okay so enough back story and examples.

Theres this big event at the graduation ceremony for Irish schoos called the Debs. It's basically a really big disco each school organises at different venues for the leaving students and their dates where everyone dresses up nice and stays out drinking/partying all night. I asked this girl to be my date and she said she would love to.

Now, my friend who knows her very well and even my own observations have all told me that this girl is a MAJOR flirt. She flirts with lots of guys and compliments them. At a party we were at I saw her rubbing another guys abs and commenting on them but that is genuinely just the kinda girl she is. She aint slutty or anything like that, Just flirty. One of her best las friends has told me that it's pretty obvious that she likes me and that she flirts a little differently with me. She has called me handsome and funny and one of the sweetest guys she knows and I would have asked her out already if not for 3 issues....

1. If it goes badly (either we break up or she says no) I don't wanna lose her as a date for the debs

2. I don't know if we can even hold down a decent conversation yet.

3. She is quite religious and while I am a Christian just like her, I don't practise my faith as seriously as her. I'm worries she'll want a relationship with a foundation in religion that I can't give her.
So Funnyjunk, I'm gonna be hanging out with her over Christmas and then since February aint that far away I was planning on asking her out on a date with just the 2 of us.

What I need from you guys is date ideas that aren't as simple as a movie and whether or not there's anything I should do differently
User avatar #167827 to #167805 - megasharkman (12/21/2014) [-]
Go for it. Absolutely go for it. Don't worry about holding a conversation. You're a really good story teller judging by how you wrote your post. You're already in. If the date doesn't go well then it's her fault not yours. You can go mini golfing to one with an then get frozen yogurt or something. Movie dates are overrated fsomething. If you both have chemistry then it will work out. If you don't, you can always find another girl who you have chemistry with.(it sounds like you're good on that though) The religion thing will suck later on though.
#167807 to #167805 - Ken M (12/21/2014) [-]
I say go for it.
Just don't be a dick and try to scam her out of her values. That would make you the worst type of person. If she follows her religion to the letter i.e. no sex before marriage including hj,bj, etc etc etc, it is your duty as a decent human being to not pressure her into doing those things at all.
However, she might not and have similar values. It's important to talk about these things before getting serious.

But asking one to a disco isn't getting serious. It's a first date. So go for it.
#167804 to #167802 - Ken M (12/21/2014) [-]
Am I supposed to continue the story?
#167799 - Ken M (12/21/2014) [-]
Anon cause GF browses FJ

So, starting off by saying: met my girlfriend 3 years ago, dated 2, and we've been bumpy since. She's always had issues with the way she looks, and being the nice dude I am, I tell her everyday she's beautiful. She really is to me. inb4 gaaayyyy But, no matter how much I show her I truly feel this way - you know with giving her gifts, drawing for her, telling her, romantic shit - she still thinks I don't see her that way.
The other day, some dude was staring at her in a non-creepy way, and she told me "It felt weird, but nice, too. Like, being stared at by a handsome guy, I must be pretty!"

I've never had a girlfriend in all my 20 years on this earth; she's my first in everything, kiss and all. Is this okay? Like, should I not feel like shit right now?
#167808 to #167799 - Ken M (12/21/2014) [-]
The more you call her beautiful the more it means less. Save some shit for a good moment not something you tell someone everyday. If someone told you you were hot everyday would you believe it? No, you'd think they were just being nice after the first 9 times.
#167803 to #167799 - Ken M (12/21/2014) [-]
Anon who tells it like it is

A girl with self esteem issues can cause serious problems. It should be fine if other guys boost her self esteem when they look at her and such, but make sure at the end of the day you're the only guy she looks at. Make sure you keep your leash grip tight.
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User avatar #167795 - snarfalupticus (12/21/2014) [-]
Are there any good replacements for the pirate bay?
User avatar #167797 to #167796 - snarfalupticus (12/21/2014) [-]
Much appreciated.
User avatar #167788 - swagasauruss (12/21/2014) [-]
I got a huge fuckin pet rabbit. Whats some bad ass names?
User avatar #167828 to #167788 - huemynue (12/21/2014) [-]
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User avatar #167792 to #167788 - infernobird (12/21/2014) [-]
Supreme overlord bun-bun annihilator of galaxies.
User avatar #167791 to #167788 - awesomerninjathing (12/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #167790 to #167788 - mnmzg (12/21/2014) [-]
"Sir fuck-shit-up-and-poop-everywhere"
#167785 - gypsydude (12/21/2014) [-]
Alright everyone I'm going to give you some advice. But first a short story of my mistake. Three days ago I was talking to this chick that I had a crush on. We were talking during a break from our college courses. Anyway during this conversation I mention to her how I wanted to ask her out when we meet. She leaned in a whispered to me "I wish you did." At this point in time she is dating someone. I fucked up big time. I didn't take a risk and I was too much of a pussy. SO here is the advice. Take the risk, don't be a pussy.
#167786 to #167785 - confusedasian (12/21/2014) [-]
One day, when I finally leave the house and see a cute girl, I will remember your advice.   
Thank you my brother. And good luck on your journey of getting pussy.
One day, when I finally leave the house and see a cute girl, I will remember your advice.

Thank you my brother. And good luck on your journey of getting pussy.
#167784 - Ken M (12/21/2014) [-]
Why does not having a girlfriend bug me so much, when I don't really know anyone that has girlfriend potential in my eyes and that I know having a girlfriend would be such a bad idea for me right now?
User avatar #167789 to #167784 - swagasauruss (12/21/2014) [-]
Look, being alone sucks major phallus at times. But you have to admit sometimes its easier. I love my wife, adore her to death. but there are times in a relationship where it gets difficult and the pain of that is excruciating. Id rather feel single and alone then alone, hurt, and in a relationship.
User avatar #167787 to #167784 - confusedasian (12/21/2014) [-]
You're probably just feeling alone.
User avatar #167775 - confusedasian (12/21/2014) [-]
Yo pkmexplain or pkmxplain or pkmnexplain or pkmnxplain which ever one you were, what's the newer generation of pokemon like? I haven't played since emerald and might pick it up again. Anything else on the 3DS you recommend? I like fighting, racing, rpgs, and hack n' slash games.

Might just go for a Vita first though.
User avatar #167868 to #167775 - pkmnexplain (12/21/2014) [-]
the newest generation ( X and Y ) is amazing but the lategame sucks balls
the newest remakes ( OR AS ) are "meh" in graphics but the storyline, the nostalgia feel and the lategame are amazing aspects of the games ( I would go with AS )
alsoooooo.. for games I would go with SSBB
#167778 to #167775 - Ken M (12/21/2014) [-]
same anon, the ds has more games but the vita has more lengthy games.
#167777 to #167775 - Ken M (12/21/2014) [-]
as someone that that has both if you have the money just get both. I got the ds first with the new fire emblem game, shin megami game, and the entrian odyssey. all are ok but you would probably like the smash game over entrian. new pokemon is great but easier than the past games, x and y are pretty good. but again eveything is easier. you can make things harder by purposely limiting yourself. ORAS are a good call back to the old games but I would probably start with X or Y.
as for the Vita its some games but most of the "good" subjectively speaking are good because of prior knowledge. some fighting games but the games i'm currently playing for the vita are tales of Hearts r, persona 4 golden, and disgaea 4. the vita came with borderlands 2 but I'm probably not going to play it. I've just started but they are pretty good.
User avatar #167783 to #167777 - confusedasian (12/21/2014) [-]
I prefer lengthy games since I don't buy games a lot. But damn, I forgot about the tales series. Loved Tales of the World Radiant Mythology.
User avatar #167776 to #167775 - derpityhurr (12/21/2014) [-]
I havent played X or Y but i have Omega Ruby, and its pretty fun although its a bit dumbed down
I love the overworld mechanics, specifically how smooth the bike is
there are games like smash bros, which i have, and monster hunter, which i plan to get in the new year
User avatar #167781 to #167776 - confusedasian (12/21/2014) [-]
I'm not going to lie, I really didn't think Pokemon was a game you could dumb down.

I've never played Smash Bros before. What's the online like? Is it only local or is it the whole jubilee?

Yeah, that's my main concern about the 3DS. Big Monster Hunter fan. Very upset that it's not on PS Vita.
User avatar #167782 to #167781 - derpityhurr (12/21/2014) [-]
not the mechanics, but its just a lot easier than the original Ruby was for me, especially considering i was 10 when i first played it
Smash bros is great, but the wifi online is laggy if your connection isnt too strong
local and single player are both seamless tho
User avatar #167767 - cacti (12/21/2014) [-]
So I just got a gay dudes number. Not sure how to feel about that.
#167769 to #167767 - confusedasian (12/21/2014) [-]
I'd take it as a compliment.
User avatar #167773 to #167769 - cacti (12/21/2014) [-]
Or maybe i'll go gay. Who knows? There's all kinds of possibilities.
#167765 - drastronomy (12/21/2014) [-]
Tfw hot or not girls 0.5 points below me do not respond when I write "hi"

#167763 - mexicandudeinsd (12/20/2014) [-]
someone have a link to where i can download the movie fury in HD or something, please
User avatar #167764 to #167763 - awesomerninjathing (12/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #167889 to #167764 - mexicandudeinsd (12/21/2014) [-]
thanks bro
User avatar #167761 - fappening (12/20/2014) [-]
How can i exclude certain content? Like channels I dont wanna see posts from
User avatar #167762 to #167761 - confusedasian (12/20/2014) [-]
Is this about the whole Korra thing? I don't think you can. I'm also pretty annoyed with it myself.
User avatar #167766 to #167762 - fappening (12/21/2014) [-]
Yes, how did you know though?

I don't know what a Korra is, but if its that Gaynime bullshit, I want to exclude the whole lot. I don't see why its fair for people who have 0 interest in that shit to constantly see it
User avatar #167768 to #167766 - confusedasian (12/21/2014) [-]
There's been an influx of that show lately, and then I see your question. I put two and two together.

I'm with you. I don't like the whole Chinese cartoon stuff either, but I just skip it. It gets annoying seeing it, but it's better than people posting some sjw or feminist thing.
User avatar #167771 to #167768 - fappening (12/21/2014) [-]
Nah, its getting just as bad as the sjw/feminist bullshit.
User avatar #167772 to #167771 - confusedasian (12/21/2014) [-]
The difference is that, it'll go away sooner since it's just a show. I remember the titan show's hype. Now that's gone. sjw and feminists have been here for quite some time.
User avatar #167774 to #167772 - fappening (12/21/2014) [-]
Man Gaynime has been here too long, I don't mind if it stays, but ffs admin should let us filter the shit out. It is not that hard to put a fucking script in that lets us block that cock sucking shit out
User avatar #167758 - funi (12/20/2014) [-]
Do you think I could use a regular Weber charcoal grill to melt metal?
#167760 to #167758 - confusedasian (12/20/2014) [-]
Considering forges look like this, I would give it a shot. Might take a while though.
User avatar #167753 - gmanofwonder (12/20/2014) [-]
So can someone give me the cheesiest pick up lines they know?

I'll start.

Girl if you were a document, you'd be the fine print.
User avatar #167779 to #167753 - nachoiscool (12/21/2014) [-]
Did you fall from heaven? Because that ass is one hell of a cushion
#167759 to #167753 - confusedasian (12/20/2014) [-]
I'll murder your family if you don't have sex with me.

Cock or glock, bitch. The choice is yours.
User avatar #167756 to #167753 - advicedude (12/20/2014) [-]
Do you like cheese? Because I'd like to fondue you.
#167754 to #167753 - Ken M (12/20/2014) [-]
"I eat ass."

that usually works well.
#167740 - Ken M (12/20/2014) [-]
parents are divorcing, best christmas ever.
User avatar #167752 to #167740 - arenaferox (12/20/2014) [-]
This will be something that will get better with time, my parents got divorced some years ago.
They had been fighting years before that so it was actually a good thing when they finally did get divorced.
If they aren't happy with each other anymore then it's better of they're not together if they don't have to be.
If they stay together it may get worse.
Try to stay positive.
User avatar #167739 - headlessmamii (12/20/2014) [-]
Hey everyone. Recently a lot of people told me that I'm a fairly negative person. I don't believe I am THAT negative but I'm not very positive either. I decided I should at least try to be optimistic for now on and see where that goes. Any suggestions on where do I even start with this?
#167780 to #167739 - tikitaco ONLINE (12/21/2014) [-]
Just cause people say you're a negative person doesn't necessarily mean you should immediately go and change who you are. It's good to think about self improvement and all, but you should just do what works best for you. Kind of like the saying, "why fix what isn't broken?"
#167794 to #167780 - headlessmamii (12/21/2014) [-]
Well damn I feel silly now thanks I was a little too harsh on myself today
User avatar #167801 to #167794 - tikitaco ONLINE (12/21/2014) [-]
Don't change because someone said something about you, because it's these flaws and perfections that make you who you are. Cheesy as hell but still true.
User avatar #167755 to #167739 - durkadurka (12/20/2014) [-]
Just remember that any big chance is going to take a while.
#167749 to #167739 - saltybanana (12/20/2014) [-]
nigguh your just stubborn!!   
ehh try changing the ways you go on about your day. like lets say when you wake up. you usaully go watch tv or lay in bed looking thru videos on your phone. Instead go out for a morning run or learn how to make an amazing breakfast! now this is an example, if you do these stuff thats great bitch
nigguh your just stubborn!!

ehh try changing the ways you go on about your day. like lets say when you wake up. you usaully go watch tv or lay in bed looking thru videos on your phone. Instead go out for a morning run or learn how to make an amazing breakfast! now this is an example, if you do these stuff thats great bitch
User avatar #167750 to #167749 - headlessmamii (12/20/2014) [-]
Alright thanks
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#167716 - Ken M (12/20/2014) [-]
guy and I become friends, then friends with benefits (only had sex once though). Now he's always too busy to talk to me. Did he just use me for sex?
User avatar #167742 to #167716 - joshlol (12/20/2014) [-]
#167724 to #167716 - saltybanana (12/20/2014) [-]
maaan oh man he used you girl!!   
come on all you wanted was friends with benefits? of course he used you for sexs. shouldnt really take it hard tbh. when you go on the friends bus, all your gonna be treated is a friend even if your friends withe benefits.     
look for a real man. a good looking one. dont do fwb at all. it just leads to a road of pain
maaan oh man he used you girl!!

come on all you wanted was friends with benefits? of course he used you for sexs. shouldnt really take it hard tbh. when you go on the friends bus, all your gonna be treated is a friend even if your friends withe benefits.

look for a real man. a good looking one. dont do fwb at all. it just leads to a road of pain
User avatar #167732 to #167724 - advicedude (12/20/2014) [-]
Hey casual sex is ok. As long as neither of you are interested in the relationship. Now if you were interested in a relationship, date the guy. Jeeze what's up with people not going on actual dates anymore. it's like they likeeachother so they just become bf/gf but then wonder why they don't do well.
User avatar #167748 to #167732 - saltybanana (12/20/2014) [-]
the darting stuff your talking about basically died IMO

lately its just one night stands or no string attached stuff that happens around me.
its sad honestly cause we only see it as, "who am i going to sleep with tonight hmmm?"
User avatar #167751 to #167748 - advicedude (12/20/2014) [-]
Yeah it's a shame.
User avatar #167718 to #167716 - inudewaruika (12/20/2014) [-]
Or, he's busy, most guys I know wouldn't make the effort in making a relationship just to ditch it.

How long have you been friends before it evolved in something more?
#167719 to #167718 - Ken M (12/20/2014) [-]
about a week. not like I made it hard for him.
User avatar #167720 to #167719 - inudewaruika (12/20/2014) [-]
Maybe he did use you then, or maybe you were looking for the exact same thing he was looking for? No strings attached sex. Nothing wrong with that unless you didn't take precautions.

He most likely did use you, but at the same time, a part of you made it simple to do so. Don't mean to intrude, but were you a virgin before this happened or are you experienced?
#167722 to #167720 - Ken M (12/20/2014) [-]
No I'm not a virgin. And it was just supposed to be fun sex but I thought we'd stay friends. I feel stupid.
User avatar #167723 to #167722 - inudewaruika (12/20/2014) [-]
People feel regret after something enjoyable, hence guilty pleasure.

I was asking about your experience because people who are new to sex, or only have had a few partners can become more emotionally attached than others that are more experienced.

All you can do is move on, and if he calls to invite you over to his place, or invite himself to yours, decline and move on, it's not worth maintaining a relationship like that, even if it's just for sex. Wouldn't want to become a booty call, now would you?
#167725 to #167723 - Ken M (12/20/2014) [-]
no this just happens often.
User avatar #167726 to #167725 - inudewaruika (12/20/2014) [-]
You're setting your sights low.

You either don't posses the self esteem to make you think you deserve a longer relationship, or of the mind you don't want one and just want flings so you aren't tied down.
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