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User avatar #160410 - ThatFatMummy (10/28/2014) [-]
In what order did the first few "The Mask" series come out?
I wanna read them but don't know where to start.
User avatar #160413 to #160410 - megasharkman (10/28/2014) [-]
The Jim Carrey one then the one we don't like to talk about
User avatar #160421 to #160413 - ThatFatMummy (10/28/2014) [-]
Psst, I meant the comics.
But okay.
User avatar #160403 - chillybean (10/28/2014) [-]
So I'm slightly considering getting a bird, and I was wondering if anyone here knew a way to "easily" potty train one?

I say "easily" but, of course, if it were easy I wouldn't really need to ask, would I?
User avatar #160414 to #160403 - iridium (10/28/2014) [-]
It depends on the bird. Some parrots can be decently potty trained, myna birds are like impossible from what I've heard. Be prepared to deal with a lot of shit though. Usually they puff themselves up before dropping, at least in my experience with small parrots.

I can't say I know of any easy techniques though.
#160392 - anonexplains (10/28/2014) [-]
Will white people go extinct?
User avatar #160425 to #160392 - thirdjess (10/28/2014) [-]
Some argue that no true white, black, asian or hispanic people exist anymore, because we've all got bits and pieces of other races in us. Those people are racist morons.
User avatar #160417 to #160392 - sugoi ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
Black people were enslaved for a long time. They didn't go extinct.
#160407 to #160392 - anonexplains (10/28/2014) [-]
The lion speech
#160406 to #160392 - anonexplains (10/28/2014) [-]
go back to pol....
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User avatar #160391 to #160390 - nigalthornberry (10/28/2014) [-]
Only if you go on their profile
But they can't tell if they don't lookf for 10 min
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User avatar #160395 to #160394 - nigalthornberry (10/28/2014) [-]
You see that recent users thing at the top of this board? We all have them on our profiles but our name only stays on them for 5-10 min and your name will appear if you have visited their page for even a second
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User avatar #160386 - ScottP (10/28/2014) [-]
How do I inhibit my hormones so that I no longer feel horny?
Also, how do I lower my dopamine levels so that I don't fall in love?
User avatar #160452 to #160386 - paintskillz (10/28/2014) [-]
Stop masturbating five times a day and start exercising
User avatar #160439 to #160386 - mettih (10/28/2014) [-]
dopamine is good tho
#160408 to #160386 - anonexplains (10/28/2014) [-]
You have more control over your body than you think.
User avatar #160409 to #160408 - ScottP (10/28/2014) [-]
Maybe I should try meditation
#160404 to #160386 - anonexplains (10/28/2014) [-]
You're asking the wrong questions.
User avatar #160405 to #160404 - ScottP (10/28/2014) [-]
Not to sound "edgy" or whatever, but I feel like I won't be able to be a good boyfriend in a relationship, so there wouldn't be a point in me being one. That being said, I still feel attraction towards some people, but I want to get rid of that emotion. It's confusing and distracting.
User avatar #160415 to #160405 - iridium (10/28/2014) [-]
You never get rid of it, you learn to deal with it. You learn to value not having to put up with the shit that comes with a relationship, i.e. less free time or time with others, trust and money issues (some relationships), and all the other bullshit.
User avatar #160382 - timmity (10/28/2014) [-]
Any recommendations for netflix movies or shows and what region do you watch it from?
User avatar #160454 to #160382 - paintskillz (10/28/2014) [-]
House of Cards
The Office
User avatar #160385 to #160382 - ScottP (10/28/2014) [-]
The Office
The Twilight Zone (I think it was on there)
User avatar #160380 - madjack (10/27/2014) [-]
Ok, im not sure where to put this, because there isn't a request board. I am looking for a video of a cat that is on top of another cat, and the cat on the bottom starts to scream, but someone replaced its voice with that of a human one. I'd be real appreciative if someone had that video. thanks.
User avatar #160402 to #160380 - gypsydude ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
I think this is what you are talking about

User avatar #160355 - iwumboyouwumbo (10/27/2014) [-]
Fucking hell college is weird as shit

I am currently in a relationship with a girl and I really don't know how to feel. I like her a lot, shes funny and intelligent and got a rockin ass and shes an overall chill person. But we are both friends with this other girl and... well I think that I am in love with this other girl. This other girl is just as intelligent, wicked sense of humor and and is just a incredibly beautiful person. This other girl is in a relationship with a guy that I do not like at all. He's not a douche per se but there is something not right about him, I just get this vibe that he is a type of guy who will get with a girl, stay so that he can get what he wants and then moves on to the next girl. I really don't what to do anymore. I will remain loyal to my current girlfriend for as long as we are in a relationship, but I still get those feelings for the other. My current gf also knows my feelings for this other girl but does not seem to be angry or jealous by it. Its just an overall sucky situation and I just wish relationships were simpler.

TL;DR I'm in a relationship with a girl that I like a lot but do not love, and I am in love with a girl who is in relationship with a guy I do not trust or like.
User avatar #160426 to #160355 - thirdjess (10/28/2014) [-]
Break up with your current girl, you're wasting her time and fucking with her head. Unless she's like a super mentally confident person, which she isn't, because only psychopaths are.
User avatar #160381 to #160355 - sugoi ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
It's kinda ironic cause you sound like the guy you don't like.
You're only with your current girlfriend cause of her booty and you're gunna pounce on that other chick as soon as she's single.

User avatar #160356 to #160355 - iridium (10/27/2014) [-]
I think it's because your dick is on overdrive in College.
User avatar #160358 to #160356 - iwumboyouwumbo (10/27/2014) [-]
It might be that, both of them are pretty good in the body department, but I really am not sure.
User avatar #160345 - misticalz (10/27/2014) [-]
Fuck man I could be a model if I didn't have acne. I just photoshopped my self to see what my end result of goal would be.

How do I get rid of this shit.
I ALWAYS Drink water. (One glass of milk a day)
I eat decently, way better than most Highschoolers
Change my pillow case every 2 days

I use this green tea exfoliant that doesn't have any added scents.
Sometimes I use this moisturizer that has vitamin E in it
I take vitamin E pills
I open my pores for 5 minutes every time I wash my face.
I use normal dove soap that doesnt have any added scents.
I clean my glasses every day
I use Comfrey (A natural root that speeds up cell regeneration) to heal my acne scars, and it really does reduce the redness n shit.
About exercise, I use to run every day but I've stopped lately, For the rest of this month and November and December, I'm trying to lose excess weight for Mexico. (Spring Trip)
I didn't notice any difference in my face when I was running though.
What the fuck is wrong with me? Is this some medical shit that I should see a doctor for?
Teoberry my boy pls
User avatar #160455 to #160345 - paintskillz (10/28/2014) [-]
I used to get acne too and now I have none. Why? Because I stopped putting acne chemical shit on my face and started rinsing my face with water instead. Acne is caused by clogging of your pores and creams will only pretend things are better. Just start doing it twice a day, once in the afternoon and once before you go to sleep because it only takes 10 seconds to turn on the sink and splash some water on your face.
User avatar #160592 to #160455 - misticalz (10/29/2014) [-]
just water not even soap?
User avatar #160605 to #160592 - paintskillz (10/30/2014) [-]
Literally just water, when you do it you can feel the oils coming off your face when you wipe it
User avatar #160611 to #160605 - misticalz (10/30/2014) [-]
warm, hot, cold?
User avatar #160629 to #160611 - paintskillz (10/30/2014) [-]
I usually do cold but I imagine warm would be better because if it opens your pores it will be easier to clean them
User avatar #160427 to #160345 - thirdjess (10/28/2014) [-]
I recently got acne on my cheek at fucking 20, I had perfect skin through puberty and now I look like the underside of a white chocolate aero bar. For me, using a daily wash made it worse. Do as WizardBlizzard said and go to a dermatologist, any shelf brand generic shit won't help you: especially because surface level oil and dirt only impacts ONE kind of acne. It's all oil your skin actually makes deep down in your dermis.

Go to a dermatologist, if you're not sure about their treatment go to another dermatologist. I wouldn't expect miracle cures though, because you are a teenager and your hormones are rampant. When in doubt: learn to use a concealer stick.
User avatar #160420 to #160345 - wizardblizzard (10/28/2014) [-]
Man I gotta tell you,
I put up with acne for years. Like really bad acne. I looked like a pepperoni pizza.
I tried everything there was. You name the product, I tried it. Every kind of treatment had little to no effect.
I'm not even kidding you, go to your gp. Ask him/her to recommend you to a dermatologist. The product I was put on by my dermatologist is called Oratane, but the actual stuff is called Isotretinoin. It's really strong and it fucks with your hormone levels so you need to go get blood tests beforehand to see if you are capable of being on this drug, but I tell you, after four months of treatment, I have gone from pizza lady to Venus.

Do it. Srsly.
#160400 to #160345 - anonexplains (10/28/2014) [-]
sometimes it really is just bad genetics or your homormones, and has nothing to do with how much you wash your face. Consider going to a dermatologist?
User avatar #160388 to #160345 - teoberry (10/28/2014) [-]
Let's see
-I eat fairly healthy, nothing too greasy too much
-Tea tree oil will help.
-Wash your face in the shower
-If you're exercsing, wipe your face off with a towel. All my acne's on my chin because of my chinstrap.
-I don't change my pillowcase that much but I imagine it helps

Then again, I've naturally had a clear face. Sorry bae
User avatar #160397 to #160388 - misticalz (10/28/2014) [-]
lmfao I remember chin strap sweat well.
thx m8
User avatar #160368 to #160345 - nigalthornberry (10/27/2014) [-]
Cold showers help
Consticts shit and helps with circulation
User avatar #160370 to #160368 - misticalz (10/27/2014) [-]
oh I see what you mean
The cold water constricts
Yeah I finish every shower with a cold rinse
User avatar #160372 to #160370 - nigalthornberry (10/27/2014) [-]
No cold rinse
Go all cold
User avatar #160375 to #160372 - misticalz (10/27/2014) [-]
k thanks bro
User avatar #160369 to #160368 - misticalz (10/27/2014) [-]
User avatar #160371 to #160369 - nigalthornberry (10/27/2014) [-]
Blood vessels and pours allowing it to move better. Hot showers leave your pours wide open letting dirt and everything in. This shuts them

I'm not a guy to explain how just that it worked for me

You'll also see weight loss and higher testosterone levels
User avatar #160374 to #160371 - misticalz (10/27/2014) [-]
weight loss from colder showers? wot
User avatar #160377 to #160374 - nigalthornberry (10/27/2014) [-]
Makes your body use energy to heat itself up to a normal temp
User avatar #160359 to #160345 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (10/27/2014) [-]
lol alex u lil bitch I bet ur gf told u that

use tea tree oil

hell even then just get older and it'll go away
User avatar #160373 to #160359 - misticalz (10/27/2014) [-]
Yo I'll try this tree oil tho
User avatar #160389 to #160373 - teoberry (10/28/2014) [-]
awesomerninjathing is right. get it from the body shop if you have it
User avatar #160378 to #160373 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (10/27/2014) [-]
it has so many uses like fucking skin, hair, and teeth and more nigga damn
User avatar #160379 to #160378 - misticalz (10/27/2014) [-]
thx bro
User avatar #160363 to #160359 - misticalz (10/27/2014) [-]
u even see my snap?
User avatar #160364 to #160363 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (10/27/2014) [-]
yeah it was terrible quality
User avatar #160365 to #160364 - misticalz (10/27/2014) [-]
not my fault I have a dinosaur monitor
User avatar #160366 to #160365 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (10/27/2014) [-]
blame it on the a a a a a a aa alcohol
User avatar #160367 to #160366 - misticalz (10/27/2014) [-]
Turn up
User avatar #160360 to #160359 - misticalz (10/27/2014) [-]
nah nigga I told my self that
#160352 to #160345 - anonexplains (10/27/2014) [-]
would you say you get stressed easily?
User avatar #160347 to #160345 - crampers (10/27/2014) [-]
How old are you?
User avatar #160383 to #160362 - crampers (10/28/2014) [-]
mah nigguh, it's hormones, also does the acne contain pus? If no you might have chicken skin (Keratosis pilaris) i have it on my arms though, it's when the body produces excess amount of Keratin. Sometimes it dissapear with age.

But yeah as i said it's hormones, not a ton of stuff you can do about it, but it will slowly fade away till age of 18 where it will be minimal (like 2-4 zits a year) else ask an apothecary for some hormonal treatment (Azelaic acid or Salicylic acid since they work anti-androgen)

Your green tea extract might also make it worse (when just rubbed in the face), it's a myth that i can make anything better, some even recommend curing eye infections with that shit (makes it worse) - the only way to harvest the good things from that is by digesting it - drink that cup up. Oils however are a different story since the body actually use that sorta stuff.

But m8 you're only 16 so don't expect a miracle cure.
#160344 - anonexplains (10/27/2014) [-]
how do you get Lingor Island for arma2 to work?

It didn't say it needed anything on armaholic but when I try loading it, the game quits and tells me that there's a bad version of a file (something to do with a fuel_station)

please help.
#160341 - anonexplains (10/27/2014) [-]
What structural benefits do I get for building a city out of rock and roll as opposed to normal building materials?
User avatar #160342 to #160341 - ScottP (10/27/2014) [-]
Well traditionally buildings made out of non-physical material tend to be very structurally unstable
#160348 to #160342 - anonexplains (10/27/2014) [-]
Tell dark matter that
User avatar #160340 - jonglio (10/27/2014) [-]
User avatar #160339 - jetspeed (10/27/2014) [-]
can someone tell me where i can get a free non virus voice changer for skype please ? i would really appreiciate it if someone sent me a link or showed me one
User avatar #160328 - drastronomy (10/27/2014) [-]
For anyone struggling with sadness/depression etc:

I have recently gone through a lot - i have had surgery, been rejected by my crush and left for some douchenozzle who has previously spread rumors about me, bullied this little vietnamese kid trying to learn english in my class, pulled this shit: www.funnyjunk.com/hating/326928#326928
and i felt generally like shit until recently

I realized how much it helps to think about the positive things - which in my case are my friends. I have 12 or so good friends, all of which are at my lan parties at least once a month.

It could be family, it could be hobbies, it could be academic success or anything - if nothing makes you happy, then its your job to find something that does. In the end, it does not matter if you have a gf or not, or if you are fuck-poor, or if your family hates you, as long as you enjoy life. It is your job to find your purpose - and you have to make it yourself.

Keep going, and it will eventually get better.
User avatar #160314 - SOUL CRUSHER ONLINE (10/27/2014) [-]
hey advice, three weeks ago I broke up with my girlfriend. Now she is a lesbian. Did I win or lose?
User avatar #160440 to #160314 - mettih (10/28/2014) [-]
if your partner breaks up with you and your partner later turns out to be homoseksual, you've lost.
User avatar #160357 to #160314 - iridium (10/27/2014) [-]
She's either bi saying she's a lesbian, was always a lesbian (doubtful) or she's just trying to get attention.
#160353 to #160314 - anonexplains (10/27/2014) [-]
You turned her.
User avatar #160330 to #160314 - feelythefeel ONLINE (10/27/2014) [-]
Just be glad it didn't go further. If she really is lesbian, getting married or something would have sucked.
#160319 to #160314 - anonexplains (10/27/2014) [-]
can you not shitpost?
can you not shitpost?
User avatar #160307 - energytwinkie (10/27/2014) [-]
for YEARS i've been longing for a BJD and i finally found one i can afford. Its 80 dollars and i only have 40$ in my paypal. I'm doing all i can to sell my things, do art commissions and make money but i just cant seem to get anywhere.
I'm selling copic markers, figurines, and cosplay.
Any advice/help?
User avatar #160428 to #160307 - thirdjess (10/28/2014) [-]
Is it blank or precustomised/second hand? A lot of the fun is making the doll yourself, which costs a lot in paints and wigs and clothes and eyes.
User avatar #160442 to #160428 - energytwinkie (10/28/2014) [-]
Its a second hand doll but i was going to embellish her to my liking. I actually sketched up a ref sheet for making my own doll and im looking at tutorials and stuff but as of right now i wont be able to do it, plus an 80 dollar doll? That's pretty dang cheap. And ebay is a good source for cheap wigs and eyes, maybe clothes too.
User avatar #160486 to #160442 - thirdjess (10/29/2014) [-]
I seem em as like papercraft or doing sfx make up. Definitely fun to get into, but you have to invest a lot of money in materials to get started in it.
User avatar #160495 to #160486 - energytwinkie (10/29/2014) [-]
Yeaaah, maybe during the summer when im not dealing with school/holidays/visiting friends i can take it up because i wont really be spending money on much anything.
User avatar #160331 to #160307 - feelythefeel ONLINE (10/27/2014) [-]
So you're selling all of your things for a doll?

Jeez, and I was worried that I was retarded.
#160351 to #160331 - energytwinkie (10/27/2014) [-]
yes all of my things
my house, my belongings, my clothes
all of it. not just 5 or 6 things. all of it.
User avatar #160315 to #160307 - SOUL CRUSHER ONLINE (10/27/2014) [-]
I'm not sure what you want.... you asking help for money or for us to tell you you're a fag?
#160313 to #160307 - anonexplains (10/27/2014) [-]
is this doll really worth selling all your stuff?
User avatar #160349 to #160313 - energytwinkie (10/27/2014) [-]
I've been wanting one for years and years, i think so personally but we all have different things we want and views about them
#160354 to #160349 - anonexplains (10/27/2014) [-]
I think the ones I looked up might not be what I'm thinking of, is it this kind of thing fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/287/a/5/bjd__street_by_chu_momo-d5ht202.jpg ?

they're weird and dun' like it. but you buy whatever you want to, if you are going to spend money like this, get a job.
User avatar #160376 to #160354 - energytwinkie (10/27/2014) [-]
Yeah, it is like that.
Oh trust me, this 80 dollar one is the second cheapest (while being quality) one ive ever found. They usually sell for 160-400 bucks
I (technically?) have a job but as of right now i stay at home and take care of my mom + go to school so theres not much i could do with that
#160305 - anonexplains (10/27/2014) [-]
Never had suicidal toughts ?
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User avatar #160318 to #160305 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (10/27/2014) [-]
More detail would be appreciated?
#160303 - devanteeklund (10/27/2014) [-]
So I've always been pretty insecure about my forehead but my hairs getting long enough that I need to tie it back sometimes and I was wondering how this looks. Thanks in advance for any input even if its negative because I'm feeling the same.
User avatar #160457 to #160303 - paintskillz (10/28/2014) [-]
Get a buzz cut man and shave your sideburns/cheek hair. You'll look good enough that you wont have to ask people on FJ about your appearance
User avatar #160429 to #160303 - thirdjess (10/28/2014) [-]
Ok this is potentially/unintentionally racist, but what on earth is your heritage? You look like a ginger asian black guy.
User avatar #160430 to #160429 - thirdjess (10/28/2014) [-]
Also I would get a trimmer and keep those sideburns nice and neat if you don't typically
User avatar #160493 to #160430 - devanteeklund (10/29/2014) [-]
I am the product of a light skinned blackish dude and the whitest of all white white moms(Swedish/Irish/English) and I do normally keep up with the facial hair but I promised someone I'd not shave for a bit. Just another couple days, thanks for the input
User avatar #160398 to #160303 - nsfwcontent (10/28/2014) [-]
Looks fine, nothing to worry about
User avatar #160332 to #160303 - feelythefeel ONLINE (10/27/2014) [-]
You know you can shave the sides of your face, right? Not just the front? Otherwise you're fine.
User avatar #160333 to #160332 - devanteeklund (10/27/2014) [-]
Yea a friend asked me to not shave it for like a week and a half, I can't wait till that's done. Just three more days!
User avatar #160334 to #160333 - feelythefeel ONLINE (10/27/2014) [-]
Why did he ask that of you?
User avatar #160335 to #160334 - devanteeklund (10/27/2014) [-]
It's a she and it's just to see what I'd look like with any facial hair. But I wasn't meant for it lol too patchy.
User avatar #160336 to #160335 - feelythefeel ONLINE (10/27/2014) [-]
User avatar #160324 to #160303 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (10/27/2014) [-]
you look fine but like the anon said you should shave cause you're a bit patchy. Otherwise you're good.
User avatar #160322 to #160303 - problematique (10/27/2014) [-]
you are so fucking hot
#160312 to #160303 - anonexplains (10/27/2014) [-]
I suggest you have a shave. it looks really patchy.

hair looks fine.
User avatar #160306 to #160303 - energytwinkie (10/27/2014) [-]
it looks lovely!
User avatar #160311 to #160306 - devanteeklund (10/27/2014) [-]
Thanks. I don't really know what looks good on me. The only thing I've ever really done with my hair is let it grow, or keep it almost bald.
#160304 to #160303 - devanteeklund (10/27/2014) [-]
And a side view if that makes a difference.
#160293 - fistpump (10/27/2014) [-]
Hey, advice board people. How're you doing? Well, I hope.
I was wondering if anyone could help me with an alarming health issue.
My girlfriend is a reasonably small-framed girl, and is rather thin in the waist/belly region, but recently has been putting on and then dropping off a lot of weight in that area.
I can't give you any figures, because I've forgotten them since she told me, but it's quite a lot of weight to be gaining/losing so quickly, at least a few pounds. A week or so ago she was complaining about looking fat and feeling self-conscious. I couldn't notice a difference, but then again, it's not my body. Her boobs have also gotten quite a lot larger. I think she's gone up a couple of sizes, she's now bordering E when she was at first a big C/ small D.
At first we both thought the obvious, pregnancy. But two negative pregnancy tests later, and we're just as clueless.
It's not particularly a problem, the weight. I don't mind how she looks, but I am worried for what may be causing it. I have no idea. Could it be dangerous?
Does anyone know of any illnesses that cause a lot of weight gain/loss? Has anyone heard of this stuff before?
Thanks guys.
User avatar #160337 to #160293 - feelythefeel ONLINE (10/27/2014) [-]
There's no way we can tell you conclusively. If you think her health is at risk, recommend she see a doctor. He/she'll be able to tell you much more than we ever could.
User avatar #160301 to #160293 - Decode (10/27/2014) [-]
In agreement with handle, stress could be a major issue for her gaining/losing weight quickly. While yea, there are some medical issues that could cause it, I think it might be something else, at least pertaining to the fast weight loss, the gain could be stress/comfort eating. Losing the weight that quickly, when she gets too self conscious, could mean she's either starving herself or forcing herself to throw up after meals. Now, before you dismiss this, unless you know for sure it's more likely then you think. Usually just asking won't work, you may need to watch her. Does she seem drowsy/sick a lot these days? Significant changes in behavior and/or energy recently? If not, she may need to see a doctor.
User avatar #160295 to #160293 - thisismyhandle (10/27/2014) [-]
If she's stressed out for any reason it could be throwing off her diet/hormones so that they fluctuate constantly rather than staying around the normal equilibrium the body tries to maintain.
User avatar #160612 to #160295 - fistpump (10/30/2014) [-]
She's been very stressed recently, her friends have been pissing around with something she tried to arrange and it's all gone haywire, and it's not going well for her at uni.
I guess I'll just have to wait to see if it changes.
Thanks for your help, you're probably right.
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