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User avatar #207360 - spookyexplain
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(01/28/2016) [-]
Alright, so I want to try to talk to this girl again. I haven't spoke to her since around july 2014, where i did say some cringy ass shit. I want to try to talk to her again, but I don't feel like texting her out of nowhere after not talking to her for 2 years is a good idea. I was thinking of trying to get together through a mutual friend. What do you guys think?
User avatar #207368 to #207360 - sugoi
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Move
On
User avatar #207370 to #207368 - spookyexplain
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:^)
User avatar #207364 to #207360 - jaytothadee
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Well how did you meet her? and how did you fuck it up?
User avatar #207365 to #207364 - spookyexplain
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In like 9th grade we had a class together, i just generally was a fuckin retard. Havent talked to her in about 2 years and i changed a lot
User avatar #207367 to #207365 - jaytothadee
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Well have you switched schools...are you in the same class?
User avatar #207371 to #207367 - spookyexplain
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(01/28/2016) [-]
No im in college now, we both go to the same one though
User avatar #207373 to #207371 - jaytothadee
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well you have common grounds...be like hey your that one girl from "class name" Im sorry i was such a retard back then or something...or you could just star wih a commoon hey
#207356 - anon id: 022d30bc
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How do i get over my girlfriend Well Ex now fucking some other guy. It just fucks me up with the image of them fucking coming into my head
User avatar #207369 to #207356 - sugoi
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Fuck someone else
#207359 to #207356 - anon id: 64ec9a3f
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(01/28/2016) [-]
think about them fucking some more, then realize she was a whore. fuck her
#207355 - anon id: bafad1de
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(01/28/2016) [-]
Got called by walmart for interview, what kind of questions do they ask?
User avatar #207357 to #207355 - nigalthornberry
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The general describe a time when questions

To be honest Walmarts pretty low on standards and you basically already have the job
User avatar #207376 to #207357 - brackgrapple
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Thanks
#207354 - murrlogic
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(01/27/2016) [-]
ITT How are you feeling today

Rent is due in a week. i might be late on rent since I have no money.
User avatar #207361 to #207354 - deathbyknish
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pretty bad as has become the norm
nothing like what you're going through and I wish you luck with that
but just got some shit going on with my friends
User avatar #207358 to #207354 - nigalthornberry
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Pretty bad :/
User avatar #207349 - maybetraffy
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(01/27/2016) [-]
Did you try tinder? any good experiences from it?

after 1 week:
I got 11 matches
3 of them unmatched me after talking to them one night and asking them out after, 1 because I did not reply to her in 3h after she first messaged me.
I went on a date with a self-proclaimed autistic girl who paid for everything but did not let me touch her. Befriended two girls who claim to virgins just so they don't stand out as sluts, who like cuddling but don't want to meet me. Got ignored by a Russian woman who is a nurse and by a black student.
I had small talk with two other girls
#207350 to #207349 - anon id: b2fee7a3
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I'd love to try it but I live in a small village so I'll only get matched with people I know
#207345 - smartythechicken
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never forget
#207344 - anon id: b2fee7a3
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long time friends that I planned to live together with through university have applied for accommodation by themselves without me on purpose and are pretty much laughing in my face about it over a group chat, it's something so trivial but I feel so hurt what do?
User avatar #207352 to #207344 - larrynonymous
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(01/27/2016) [-]
Try and message the most understanding and most reasonable friend.
User avatar #207338 - iliekcereal
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is it worth doing drugs to get tickets to see my favority band? i don't do drugs... but like i really want these tickets
User avatar #207347 to #207338 - icefried
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Only in very small quantities, and even then chances are you won't like it.

Why would doing drugs even be a prerequisite to getting tickets?
User avatar #207339 to #207338 - sugoi
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Depends on the drugs.
Hell yeah I'll do some panadol for free tickets.
User avatar #207340 to #207339 - iliekcereal
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(01/27/2016) [-]
its dabs
User avatar #207363 to #207340 - sushininja
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pretty sure its concentrated thc of something like that. They arent that bad since it's like smoking the devils lettuce unless you do a lot. The size that you do affects the trip. Like a penny or larger is already a large amount.
So like dont do more than half a penny
User avatar #207343 to #207340 - topoftherock
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just do one and you'll be fine, 2 is ok, 3 is gonna be too much.
User avatar #207342 to #207340 - sugoi
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marry jew wanna oil got it
Apparently it's strong so good luck not getting a bad trip or something
#207337 - murrlogic
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ITT: Things you want to happen that might never come true.

I wanna write a show and maybe a book. Can't do neither of these things since I failed college.

I didn't even fail college as in a "i'm smarter than everyone else" kinda way

I failed in the "billions like me ain't gonna make it in life" kind of way.
#207341 to #207337 - anon id: 8dcb8f60
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Yeah pretty much no one was thinking you were the "Im smarter than everyone else" way considering you can't even pass a goddamn sensitivity test.
#207346 to #207341 - smartythechicken
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i'm calling the police.
the 13th amendment made it illegal to own niggas like this
User avatar #207322 - ILikeGreen
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Hey. This weekend it was a friends birthday. She got really drunk and told me some stuff. one of those things is that shes a broken girl. She kept saying it over and over tears in her eyes. I tried to comfort her but I was super drunk and just said some clitche shit.

Should I message her (idk when is the next time i'll see her) and tell her how i feel the same way as she does, that shes a great person, im glad to be her friend and if she ever needs to talk im here.

its going to be more details added to it. Or should I just wait to see her? i feel like she wants me to say something even tho she messaged me to pls never bring it up.
User avatar #207331 to #207322 - sugoi
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She was drunk and probably doesn't even remember.
Don't act like an autistic white knight, if she brings it up then talk about it.
User avatar #207333 to #207331 - ILikeGreen
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(01/27/2016) [-]
She does remember it
but you right i should wait for her to bring it up
User avatar #207317 - inuares
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I've got 4.11 dollars left on amazon. What should I get, if anything. I never really use amazon, but I had to get a 25 dollar amazon card just to get a game that wasn't available in my state. I'm also not very good at navigating the website so I can't tell if there are any cheap games for ds.
User avatar #207327 to #207317 - charizarddad
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User avatar #207329 to #207327 - inuares
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ey, thanks dude.
User avatar #207321 to #207317 - sugoi
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(01/27/2016) [-]
butt plug?
also topkek 4 bucks for a ds game you really itching for a shitty movie game or what?
User avatar #207324 to #207321 - inuares
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I don't know. All I do know is that I don't use Amazon that often and unlike steam, it doesn't have an "under 5 dollars" option.
User avatar #207325 to #207324 - sugoi
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You only have 4.11 what do you mean it doesn't have to be an under 5 dollars option.
User avatar #207328 to #207325 - inuares
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"it doesn't have an "under 5 dollars" option. " what I meant by this is that there doesn't seem to be a search method of finding things within a certain pricerange on amazon.
User avatar #207330 to #207328 - sugoi
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(01/27/2016) [-]
"Sort from low to high"
User avatar #207332 to #207330 - inuares
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Thank you.
#207314 - anon id: 9a108c74
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(01/27/2016) [-]
Hello advice board, my friend is lending me his old iphone for a few months, are there any lowkey porn apps that I can download and just remove after thanks (tumblr and instagram are out of the question)
User avatar #207315 to #207314 - sugoi
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Have you tried just using the fucking web browser you autist?
#207318 to #207315 - anon id: 9a108c74
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That saves history, if he gets back on the phone he'll know
User avatar #207319 to #207318 - sugoi
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That's why you use incognito mode, something basically every modern web browser has.

What is wrong with you old man.
#207313 - phildawhale
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Hey, does anyone know how to set up a fake email account or one that can't be traced back, thanks ^.^
User avatar #207316 to #207313 - sugoi
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Have you tried using a VPN and using a disposable email you autist?
#207320 to #207316 - phildawhale
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wat that
User avatar #207323 to #207320 - sugoi
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A VPN is a Virtual Private Network, you connect to a computer and then to the internet so when people try to trace you they get to the computer you connected to instead of you. A disposable email should be self explanatory unless you're retarded.
User avatar #207300 - ilovehue
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(01/26/2016) [-]
My roommate's cat meows silently at my rat. Does it want to eat it? or just saying hello?
User avatar #207334 to #207300 - dreygur
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Keep any small animal away from carnivores, regardless of whether or not they seem hungry.
User avatar #207306 to #207300 - sugoi
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Eat the cat before it can eat your rat.
#207304 to #207300 - anon id: 8c4f1b03
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Really depends on the type of meow. Cats obviously communicate with their meows so it can mean a multitude of things. My honest guess is the cat is either hungry, seeking attention or more likely curious about the mouse. If they never interact outside his cage, and i assume his cat is well fed, its just trying to figure out your rat.

Don't let it figure out your rat.
User avatar #207307 to #207304 - ilovehue
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the cat has limited use of its rear legs so it cannot jump and my rat never walks freely, at least not without my sustained watch but yeah I don't trust the little fuck.
#207311 to #207307 - anon id: 8c4f1b03
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Yeah, I've taken care of a few cats in my time, but they're actually pretty crazy good hunters. Mice, and several other rodents have appeared in my garage over the years. Even if they don't show any signs, that cat might just be aching to test itself on your rat.
If they're both young, i say invest in some kind of mobile toy for your rat so he can get a good look around and slowly introduce the two. Or you can just give him a tiny helmet and sword so he can defend his kingdom.
User avatar #207299 - larrynonymous
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want to try mdma, but in a small dose so I can increase my social ness and not trip. I have no medical conditions at all. I weigh 126 pounds/9stone and I'm 6ft 1. What dose should I take? Most people say around 50mg but since I'm underweight I don't what is a suitable dose? Also any tips on mdma, I can get it easily/ I have dealers in my area? Just scared if it's a funny batch; How do I test.
User avatar #207336 to #207299 - keatontheghostfox
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The real problem is you weigh 126 lbs and are 6ft1 eat something for fucks sake
User avatar #207305 to #207299 - sugoi
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People have this thing called "beer" that they normally take for feeling more social instead of some random drug of questionable legality.
User avatar #207308 to #207305 - larrynonymous
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I've tried that, I don't like the drunk feeling It gives me anxiety especially when I'm around people even family and friends, I hope you understand and I want to try new things, I just want to experiment you know.
#207310 to #207308 - anon id: 8c4f1b03
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Not to sound like the typical alcohol enthusiast, but maybe you're not drinking the right type of drink. Honestly, i think you need to drink a bit more to get past the anxiety stage you get. Worse thing that happens is you black out and get laid.
User avatar #207309 to #207308 - sugoi
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Trying drugs of questionable legality to socialize is bad mmmkay.
Didn't school teach you anything about peer pressure?

But whatevs your body your problem, why don't you just ask your dealer?
User avatar #207312 to #207309 - larrynonymous
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I understand, know one has peer pressured me, friends do it but they respect my choices; I have just came to terms with myself and I want to experience in a small safe dose. I live in a sub-urban area where drugs are taken lightly with officers, I've been let off before with marijuana. But thank you for at least making an effort for trying to stop me or making open to other options. If I really wanted to experience the mdma I would just go and sit in a nearby field with a babysitter, but people say that this drug boosts many hormones which can make you energetic, happy and just good; that is why I want to try it.
#207348 to #207312 - icefried
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Don't listen to these nitwits and alcohol proponents.
Psychotropic drugs can expand your mind if used responsibly and are a hell of a lot of fun to boot. As opposed to alcohol which just makes you numb and stupid.

First, recognize that there's a difference between MDMA and Ecstasy, they are similar but not the same. Pure MDMA usually comes in the form of crystals though it could also come as a powder (be wary of powders as you cannot know for certain what you got wasn't tampered with).
Ecstasy comes in the form of little tablets or pills and have a reportedly lesser and shorter high because the dealers usually mix it with some filler shit like speed.
I'd recommend ordering the crystals from a site like Agora off of Tor, but look for a well reviewed supplier.

This should answer any questions you might have about doasge, though i would strongly advise starting off with a very light dose and then working your way up to your preferred high.
www.erowid.org/chemicals/mdma/mdma_dose.shtml

Please take care when you use this substance. Even though MDMA is relatively harmless it can still cause some adverse effects. Do not take anything if you have any cardiovascular problems. In fact, if it's not too expensive where you live i'd advise going to doctor to do a check-up. Better safe than suffer a heart attack.
Secondly, drink lots of water. If you're going to a club it is CRUCIAL you drink a lot of fluids and take a breather outside every once in a while to cool off. Do this even if you don't feel too hot because your senses are out of whack and you can easily overheat in a cramped, crowded environment full of sweaty dancing people.

Another thing you need to know is that you may suffer from a pretty bad hangover. The way MDMA works is that it blocks serotonin re-absorption in your brain, basically blowing all your supply for the next week. As a result many people suffer from lethargy and depression. Not necessarily, but there's a probability.

There is plenty more you can read on the subject and i'd very strongly recommend you do so.
Be safe, and have fun!
User avatar #207351 to #207348 - larrynonymous
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Thank you sir! I have tor, but people around my area are scum/cretins if you could give me directions to this agora I'm not asking for links lmao that would be splendid!
User avatar #207353 to #207351 - icefried
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Just look up "Agora marketplace"

There's a list of other marketplaces on deepdotweb that's updated regularly and has instructions on how to be safe when buying.
I'd recommend finding it. Just look up "list of deep web marketplaces" or something over tor.
#207295 - nigalthornberry
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#207293 to #207291 - anon id: ec073dc5
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"Listen, the key is to just relax. Don't worry about the numbers. Don't worry about what other guys are thinking. You're here for a reason. You believe that right?"
Terence Fletcher
User avatar #207296 to #207293 - ghirahn
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Just so everyone is aware, I change mindsets quickly. Doesnt make anons, point less valid, but holy hell. I need to probably be on fucking meds.
#207288 - anon id: fdb0a544
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I really did love her
User avatar #207290 to #207288 - lgninjaleetful
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You deserve better memester.

If someone betrays you like that, THEY DO NOT MATTER.

I know it may be hard to just gt over it, but you have to, because there are better opportunities and people who will respect you out there.
User avatar #207289 to #207288 - sugoi
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That's cause you're a pleb
#207280 - murrlogic
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I am amazingly peeved right now. I am fucking seething with rage.

What the fuck even was today? I got my ass outta bed at 11:00 and walked all the way over to the SAY Dream Center just to check in if I got the job or not.

I GOT FUCKING FIRED AND BLACKLISTED FROM SAY! THE PEOPLE WHO PAY ME TO WORK OVER AT VOICES! Apparently during the 2 week sensitivity training's, I according to them failed hopelessly in ever regard in learning how to keep my opinions to myself and have me just do what they tell me to do

Under what regard does partaking in stupid games like Duck Duck Goose and Simon Says count as "Job readyment skills?" What the fuck kind of backwards organization bases work readyness over how many stupid games I play with them these fuckers are retarded

and the weird thing is? I still got the job at VOICES but I was given it the most begrudging apathetic way possible as if to say they took me in out of spite. Wanna know what it means to be taken into a job outta spite? You're replaceable. You're a fucking number. You have no value to them and when you're used up you can leave

Just like every other fucking job i've had. I also haven't eaten in 4 days because my fucking bank card hasn't come in yet! I fucking want Food!
#207298 to #207280 - anon id: 63d427f7
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Gee, I wonder if all those silly games were to help gauge your patience and help you in general with calming to so as to better relate to other people's situations...
It sure seems that, by the way you're talking right now, that they were completely justified in sending you to sensitivity training in the first place, and then firing your ass for being a dickhead.

Keep on blogging. <3
User avatar #207284 to #207280 - sugoi
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Suck sum o dat weiner for mcdonalds mayne
User avatar #207281 to #207280 - cronos
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Sorry you've had such a shit day, pal. I hope things get better for you. A somewhat morbid thought that keeps me going at times, "Life never gets so bad it can't get worse." Or if you care for something a little more light hearted, I quote one of my favorite movies of all time. "It can't rain all the time." One of these days I'm going to buy you a pizza to cheer you up. Just keep it up, brother. Better days are on the way.
User avatar #207275 - hoaxfourtyfour
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I want to die, but don't want to commit suicide.
User avatar #207362 to #207275 - deathbyknish
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prepare to retire in 2 days
you should be dead shortly
User avatar #207285 to #207275 - sugoi
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Go work in a mine
User avatar #207282 to #207275 - cronos
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Try finding a new purpose in life. Only reason I'm not dead is because of some cringey bullshit I've kept telling myself to keep going... But it's working and the more I think about it, the less I feel like dying every day.
User avatar #207277 to #207275 - alexanderburns
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eat ice cream until your heart gives
User avatar #207278 to #207277 - hoaxfourtyfour
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Funny that you say this - i'm eating ice cream right now.
User avatar #207292 to #207278 - alexanderburns
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did you do it
User avatar #207279 to #207278 - alexanderburns
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well keep going
#207276 to #207275 - anon id: 91a0e965
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(01/26/2016) [-]
become a fireman
or an honest cop