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#206564 - anon
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(01/14/2016) [-]
I think Im obsessed with this woman. We are classmates. We have been friends for 3 years now. I really want to get together with her but She has a boyfriend who is also a close friend of mine and I actually already failed to pick her up once. Like asking another time would feel dumb as fuck not to mention she is together with another guy. But for fucks shake I litterally cannot make a difference when she is joking or really wants something from me. We calle ach other nicknames for years, 99% of our jokes are all sexuall pointed towards each other and she always has that weird look on me. I've never been so clueless about a woman before. What do I do with her? How can I either stop myself from thinking about her nonstop or just to finally somehow get her?
#206625 to #206564 - saltybanana
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(01/15/2016) [-]
rape her, do it


mah man, some of these brothas here are telling you the truth. shes just fucking with your emotions maaan!! move on man, there are a fuck ton of women in the world and your obsessed with one chick??? aint that a bitch, she the only one that makes your wee wee some type of way?

bro go out motivate yourself to see other girls, find someone new. Make new friends, your freaking single man, enjoy that shit. why dont you do this, next time she gets all flirty, change the subject? it may sound hard, but dude your gonna live your whole life with blue balls? you already fucked up once man. dont do it again, find someone new, that doesnt have a boyfriend all over her titties.
#206601 to #206564 - charizarddad
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(01/15/2016) [-]
sounds like you need to get away. confessing anything will make it worse
#206582 to #206564 - anon
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(01/15/2016) [-]
You're being a bitch about it.
Tell her to stop being flirty or sexual with you if she doesn't feel that way. Simple as that. If something is bothering you, ADDRESS IT.
#206568 to #206564 - cognosceteipsum
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(01/14/2016) [-]
What is so special about her?
#206569 to #206568 - anon
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(01/14/2016) [-]
She's kind of he perfect woman for me. We have a lot in common. Yet not too much to get bored of each other too soon. We don't live far aswell. She is also nice, not just an attention whore who whiches boyfriends daily. Im not a beta fag. I know that to some 8/10 girls Im quite good but it just feels like she is teasing me.
#206571 to #206569 - cognosceteipsum
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(01/14/2016) [-]
She may be just teasing you for the entertainment. Like a side boy kinda thing.
#206573 to #206571 - anon
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(01/14/2016) [-]
I keep telling myself the same. I guess not every person is 100% pure. Tbh forgetting her would be a lot better option. But I have no idea how to do so.
#206637 to #206573 - cognosceteipsum
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(01/15/2016) [-]
Do you have a life outside of this?
#206559 - gabsmatags
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(01/14/2016) [-]
I've been seriously considering donating my uterus once uterus transplants become widely available in the US. I feel like I would be doing a lot of good for others at no cost to myself. I've never wanted to have children of my own, but if I did ever change my mind about it, I know I would much rather adopt than become pregnant. The only thing I can think of that might be a problem would be the fact that my mother and her sister have both been diagnosed with endometriosis and my mother has concerns that I might have it as well (although I don't have any alarming symptoms). I wonder if that would be a disqualifying factor if I did get the chance to donate. Can anyone shed some light on this and/or provide me pros and cons of the procedure for me to think about before committing one way or the other? It's something I would really want to do if I got the opportunity. Thanks!
#206683 to #206559 - thedudeistheman
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(01/16/2016) [-]
Not sure about the whole donation aspect, but talk to your doctor about the possibility of endometriosis and whether it disqualifies you from donating.
#206560 to #206559 - anon
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(01/14/2016) [-]
Talk with someone who's donated before. They can tell you all about the process and what to expect. I highly doubt you'll find someone like that here...
#206561 to #206560 - gabsmatags
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(01/14/2016) [-]
Yeah, I figured I could just get some other perspectives on what it might entail. I highly doubt I could talk to someone who has donated before considering they only just started trials in the US and the only successful procedures done so far were in Europe.
#206541 - meowtownhero
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(01/14/2016) [-]
I've been getting brown residue on my lips from smoking cigarettes lately which I've already looked up telling me it's tar and that I should switch to a different brand. Can anyone shed some light on this?
#206547 to #206541 - linkofcourage
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(01/14/2016) [-]
Uhh wipe your lips after you smoke if you like the brand.
#206550 to #206547 - meowtownhero
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(01/14/2016) [-]
I do, but I hate the feeling that it's still there, lingering etc. I didn't have this problem before. I think it's because winter just started happening. I can switch brands no problem but that's gonna be my 2nd last resort. I've been trying different handles when smoking and none seem to help.
#206551 to #206550 - linkofcourage
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(01/14/2016) [-]
Use pallet cleansers, I don't work with making food so I don't know examples off the top of my head, sorry.

If you don't know what those are, essentially their purpose is to make it so that the taste from the last course doesn't linger into the next course, so you can get the full experience of each course without it being ruined by a lingering taste.
#206552 to #206551 - meowtownhero
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(01/14/2016) [-]
Alright, thanks, man.
#206553 to #206552 - linkofcourage
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(01/14/2016) [-]
If that doesn't work, tell me and I'll ask at work for you. I'm sure somebody in a kitchen knows a trick, especially since there's only 3 of us that don't smoke
#206554 to #206553 - meowtownhero
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(01/14/2016) [-]
That'd be great. Just ask your coworkers if they ever get tar resin on their lips after a cigarette to see if they can relate and hopefully provide a solution that doesn't include quitting. Because my friends and other smokers have no idea why I'm the only one experiencing this.
#206557 to #206554 - linkofcourage
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(01/14/2016) [-]
Will do, also did you try googling "how to prevent tar from getting on lips during smoking"?
#206558 to #206557 - meowtownhero
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(01/14/2016) [-]
No I haven't but I'll start right now.
#206542 to #206541 - anon
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(01/14/2016) [-]
Here's a crazy idea.

how about you stop smoking?
#206543 to #206542 - meowtownhero
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(01/14/2016) [-]
Anything else?

#206544 to #206543 - anon
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(01/14/2016) [-]
are you suggesting you shouldn't?
#206545 to #206544 - meowtownhero
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(01/14/2016) [-]
Just looking for all options here. No hate man.
#206546 to #206545 - anon
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(01/14/2016) [-]
well if you stop, you'll stop getting tar in your mouth and you'll save a ton of money.

think about it for a bit.
#206536 - anon
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(01/14/2016) [-]
Is drinking an entire bottle of non-alcoholic wine dangerous?
#206548 to #206536 - linkofcourage
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(01/14/2016) [-]
Do it so we know.

Realistically don't drink a whole bottle of anything, it can't be good to do that all in a short period of time
#206555 to #206548 - dreygur
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(01/14/2016) [-]
Although a bottle of water will just make your bladder reach capacity within an hour
#206556 to #206555 - linkofcourage
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(01/14/2016) [-]
Dont drink water bottles? Didn't you read my reply? Shits dangerous.

To rehash my statement, use common sense. A whole wine bottle in one sitting is a fuck no idea.
#206562 to #206556 - dreygur
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(01/14/2016) [-]
I'm used to drinking loads of water within 30 minutes. Not sick just yet.
#206565 to #206562 - linkofcourage
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(01/14/2016) [-]
Water is weird, because the amount that you need is directly related to the heat/dry/whatever the fuck. For instance, I drink roughly 4 liters of water at work a shift. That's because I'm working long shifts in a ~95 degree kitchen and nerd the water to do hard work in that time.
It's really a "dont drink more than you should" when water the "should" is really difficult to determine
#206537 to #206536 - anon
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(01/14/2016) [-]
I wouldn't do it if I were you.
#206534 - ihaspotato
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(01/14/2016) [-]
What the fuck do you do when you lose your will to live? I've been jobless for about 8 months and that didn't help with the depression i was already experience, and before you ask yes i've tried to get a job like everywhere i could think of. Somedays i'll barely even get out of bed because i feel like i've just failed and should give up. Nothing really makes me happy anymore. I'm not that suicidal i just don't see the point in living anymore.
#206668 to #206534 - yiffcario
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(01/16/2016) [-]
Find new things to live for, motivate yourself with new reasons, new people, experience new things.
Keep searching for a job, you can't get one if you stop trying.
Look into therapy or depression medication, try getting more natural light and exercise, it helps bring your mood up.
This comment may help. /advice/206665
#206570 to #206534 - minutes
Reply +2
(01/14/2016) [-]
Listen to Five Finger Death Punch
#206579 to #206570 - ihaspotato
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(01/15/2016) [-]
Haha, i am listening to Five Finger Death Punch at least several times a day.
#206583 to #206579 - minutes
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(01/15/2016) [-]
I thought so because of your profile picture heh

Honestly dude, this life is just what you make of it. There is no point to it, no deeper meaning and even if there was you'll never find out. Just try to make the best of it, try out tons of new stuff every time you get the opportunity, go out of your way to learn some new things, help yourself to become a better human every single day. You always wanted to be a martial arts dude or to learn an instrument? Start right now. You want a job? Don't stop trying. Apply to places that aren't hiring. Ask them to do an internship or do volunteer work until you find something. There is so much stuff you can do in life man.

And besides, you couldn't really know you're happy if there weren't any bad times right? For more motivation, look at the "new" bassist of Five Finger Death Punch. He has amazing talent, both on instrument and as singer, yet all of his previous bands didn't really make it. He was on the verge of giving up on music, he even said he already put all of his stuff on craigslist to sell it only to be a part of this awesome fucking band a week later. Or Ivan. He's been through so much fucking shit, a ruthless childhood, a loosing a fiance, his old band, getting divorced etc. And what does he do? He turns his pain into art. The Bleeding is the best example for this.

I know you said you're not suicidal, but still. You should never, ever give up on life. Good luck man. You can do it.
#206648 to #206583 - ihaspotato
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(01/15/2016) [-]
Thanks man, i needed this.
#206563 to #206534 - dreygur
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(01/14/2016) [-]
I myself have been jobless for several months now and know how the hopeless feeling feels. What I'd advise is to socialize as the other guy said, and maybe get another hobby to occupy yourself with, maybe train in some sport, build stuff, or anything you want to do. Being bored will only make it worse.
#206549 to #206534 - linkofcourage
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(01/14/2016) [-]
If no one will hire you, go out and socialize, you can get a job if you're recommended by a friend, at their place of work ofc, and the socializing will also help with your depression.

Also, go find Will, you need him to live.
#206533 - ieatbengay
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#206531 - cpawsome
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(01/14/2016) [-]
Can't get a boner for longer than about 10 minutes with the bitches.
Aint even ED, they just aren't a turn on.
Anyway to make regular women hot enough to fuck?
#206575 to #206531 - joshlol
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(01/14/2016) [-]
close your eyes and pretend they're men
#206586 to #206575 - cpawsome
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(01/15/2016) [-]
Send me ur selfie bae
#206540 to #206531 - plantain
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(01/14/2016) [-]
#206532 to #206531 - alstorp
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(01/14/2016) [-]
Viagra
#206527 - brownskin ONLINE
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(01/14/2016) [-]
Noticing some weird shit the past few days with my wifi.

Almost all day I've got great Internet. Like better than usual. Significantly so.

But, around 8-9 PM, the speed suddenly turns to shit. To the point where I literally can't load web pages.

The connection strength is apparently the same, but the fucking speed is astronomically bad. I've yet to test it in the early hours, since I'm usually either at work or busy during those hours, but after 8 it drops to a like .09 mbps, or something.
I've called up my provider and they've suggested that I reset my router, like they always do, but that didn't solve the problem.

I don't know when the speed goes back up, but I get up around 7 and it's always better by then.

Already asked tech board but it seemed kinda dead so I figured Id try here

Thanks for any help
#206529 to #206527 - cpawsome
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(01/14/2016) [-]
If there's a lot of neighbors around you the 2.4ghz channel could be congested.
Try an ethernet cable connection at those hours and see if it helps.
Alternatively use a wifi analyzer.
#206539 to #206529 - brownskin ONLINE
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(01/14/2016) [-]
I suppose it's important to mention that I live out in the country, so my neighbors are few and far between. Pretty sure we all have different providers, anyway.

Also, the house itself is pretty old, so there aren't really any ports for ethernet cables, at least not in the bedroom, or the living room, but I'd suppose I could run some through if it's absolutely necessary. Just don't want to spend the time to do it.
#206525 - anon
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(01/14/2016) [-]
Is there a place where I can find decent, cheap furniture? I'm trying to find a dresser and a coffee table and I've already searched all the goodwills in my area.
#206528 to #206525 - thisismyhandle
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(01/14/2016) [-]
Craigslist
#206526 to #206525 - anon
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(01/14/2016) [-]
Ikea.
#206523 - kijajouteh
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(01/14/2016) [-]
I'm getting a depression screening tomorrow." Just wondeirng what I should expect.
#206524 to #206523 - anon
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(01/14/2016) [-]
Some random and personal questions. Just answer them naturally and try not think too deep into them, you'll be told what they mean later on.
#206522 - borderlineparanoid
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#206518 - borderlineparanoid
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#206515 - drizztrocks
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(01/14/2016) [-]
Does anyone have a gif of that guy getting slapped in the face but his head turns into a pack of chili at like the last second? His eyes pop out and everything.
#206516 to #206515 - borderlineparanoid
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(01/14/2016) [-]
I can 1 up that

I'm the strongest person in the world Bitch
#206520 to #206516 - drizztrocks
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(01/14/2016) [-]
Thank you very much, I appreciate it. Been looking for ages.
#206521 to #206520 - borderlineparanoid
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#206510 - rereviven
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(01/14/2016) [-]
I'm in my senior year of high school and have no idea where to goto college

I'm studying computer science, and I feel that either:

I goto a cheap school, don't get a good computer science job because the school isnt reputable
I goto a pricey school, get a decent computer science job and sit in debt for years

I mean I'd like to goto Germany for the free education, but I feel like my parents wouldn't like that

What do i do
#206512 to #206510 - minutes
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(01/14/2016) [-]
Fuck what your parents think and come to germany.

It's not completely free here though, I pay about 250 euros each semester. It's not much and like nothing compared to the US but it's still a bit.
#206513 to #206512 - rereviven
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(01/14/2016) [-]
Any idea where i can start though? I only know minor german but I dont want to go $80,000 in debt in america
#206538 to #206513 - minutes
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(01/14/2016) [-]
There are a lot of unis who offer majors exclusively or almost exclusively in english. And if you want to study a german major you need to do a german language test at that university first. I'd just google the university websites and contact them if I were you.
#206508 - muchname
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(01/13/2016) [-]
I aint a depressed/depressing person, but I just feel like such shit... I don't even know why? I know I probably almost definitely but I just feel like utter shit...
#206511 to #206508 - anon
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#206509 to #206508 - muchname
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(01/13/2016) [-]
*don't have it
#206500 - rereviven
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(01/13/2016) [-]
GIF
I want to learn coding. What's the best ways I can that'll come back and help me in the future? I'm a senior in high school, and I'm taking 2 coding classes and an Ubuntu class at a local college as well this semester. What else can I do? Should I use code academy or edX?
#206566 to #206500 - focalanemo
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(01/14/2016) [-]
I heard code academy is pretty good
#206506 to #206500 - ktwenty
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(01/13/2016) [-]
Check thenewboston's videos. He makes loads of tutorials and explains really well. His videos helped me alot. also practice
#206499 - victhree
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(01/13/2016) [-]
Those of you who've had depression: when and how did you notice you were getting out of it?
#206567 to #206499 - focalanemo
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(01/14/2016) [-]
Stop being depressed.
That's how you get out of it.
#206642 to #206567 - anon
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(01/15/2016) [-]
>thinking its that easy
#206635 to #206567 - victhree
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(01/15/2016) [-]
Oh, I hadn't thought about that. Good call.
#206530 to #206499 - cpawsome
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(01/14/2016) [-]
You start living in the moment or you loose all your feelings.
In all honesty, feeling nothing is better.
#206535 to #206530 - victhree
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(01/14/2016) [-]
I'd rather experience the most profound sadness I could imagine than not feel anything. Giving up on feelings is caving in to the fear of grieving, of loss, of anger. But these sort of emotions are what cleans you up inside. Without them and joy, everything bad piles up inside of you.
#206501 to #206499 - anon
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(01/13/2016) [-]
Did you get out of it
#206502 to #206501 - victhree
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(01/13/2016) [-]
Nope, that's why I'm asking. I could use some hope at the moment.
#206503 to #206502 - tedankest
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(01/13/2016) [-]
Well shit I heard you have to be surrounded by loved ones
#206504 to #206503 - victhree
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(01/13/2016) [-]
It's hard to be with loved ones when you have a hard time loving anything. : /
#206505 to #206504 - tedankest
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(01/13/2016) [-]
That's the problem
#206507 to #206505 - tedankest
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(01/13/2016) [-]
Ugh I'm giving you shit advice
#206497 - myny me
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(01/13/2016) [-]
How the fuck do I get rid of these stupid fucking explosion things that pop up every time I click shit?
#206485 - murrlogic
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(01/13/2016) [-]
Day 3 of 14. There is already problems at the sensitivity training classes. Let me show you word for word what happened today

James: Murr I don't think you participate enough in these classes

Murr: I participate enough. What you're doing however is wasting my time with all these stupid games

James: But everyone is engaged

Murr: Because they're hopeless and desperate and possibly behind on rent you're paying them to act like high school kids

James: Michael you signed a documentation stating if you want your job back you participate and that includes all these games we play. Don't like it? Then i'm sorry you're gonna learn to have to if you wanna succeed in these classes.
#206514 to #206485 - paintskillz
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(01/14/2016) [-]
dont be "that" guy
#206488 to #206485 - anon
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(01/13/2016) [-]
DBAA
Don't be an asshole

Just play the stupid game and stop antagonizing people
#206483 - yourinvisiblegf
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(01/13/2016) [-]
source on the music please?
#206486 to #206483 - dorkledumbs
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(01/13/2016) [-]
The Leftovers (OST) - Those Left Behind - Max Richter Great show, highly recommend
#206490 to #206486 - yourinvisiblegf
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(01/13/2016) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNYc-443G6E

helped me find the true one ;)
#206491 to #206490 - dorkledumbs
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(01/13/2016) [-]
They're all derivitive anyways
#206487 to #206486 - dorkledumbs
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(01/13/2016) [-]
Found this in the comments section, thought some may enjoy
#206492 to #206487 - tedankest
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(01/13/2016) [-]
One of us...