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User avatar #173340 - rhevol ONLINE (02/01/2015) [-]
Right now i feel like shit Fjunkers, i have a lovely girlfriend and i still feel empty inside, i just broke up with my ex-girlfriend 2 months ago and i feel like i still love her, i still try to draw her attention and i feel stupid about it...

I Think i still love her and the main reason we broke up its because a i cheated with my new girlfriend.... im with my new gf but still doesnt feel right... i feel like i dont love her like she loves me... and 14 feb its coming and i feel like i need to gift something to my ex... i spend 4 years of my life with her everything was perfect until she started to work and i got jealous because she spend everytime in the phone... any advice?
User avatar #173403 to #173340 - tomowrath (02/02/2015) [-]
You care about yourself moer than any of the girls. dump them all and start new
User avatar #173379 to #173340 - braveblue (02/01/2015) [-]
Advice: Don't cheat on anyone.

Also if you don't like your girlfriend now then just break up with her, otherwise shes just your rebound.
#173370 to #173340 - anonymous (02/01/2015) [-]
get over yourself, you cheated and that's on you. If you don't care about your current gf, dump her too. Don't string her along because you can't be with who you really want to be with.
#173368 to #173340 - saltybanana (02/01/2015) [-]
show her your tip man, she'll be memorized again   
maaaan its only been two months dummy, of course youre gonna miss her. its normal what your going thru, and all i can tell you is deal with it man. she aint gonna take you back or even accept your gift. shes probably moved on as she sees that you have a new gf. just stop what your thinking about gifting her, cause you'll look like a big ass fool man. just move on cause she did already
show her your tip man, she'll be memorized again

maaaan its only been two months dummy, of course youre gonna miss her. its normal what your going thru, and all i can tell you is deal with it man. she aint gonna take you back or even accept your gift. shes probably moved on as she sees that you have a new gf. just stop what your thinking about gifting her, cause you'll look like a big ass fool man. just move on cause she did already
#173344 to #173340 - dehumanizer (02/01/2015) [-]
litteraly no one here wants to hear about your gf, go choke on a donut
#173337 - anonymous (02/01/2015) [-]
Anyone here wanna do a group skype chat? You know, 4 to 5 people. I'll play some guitar and piano, promise! Not much piano though.

It'd be cool.
User avatar #173404 to #173337 - tomowrath (02/02/2015) [-]
if your promise not to play piano or guitar
User avatar #173324 - blasthardcheese (02/01/2015) [-]
(please excuse my spell/grammar/typing, im drinking)

i cant be left alone god damn it. just when i was trying forget about her, she came to a movie with a group of friends. but at the movie, it was easy enough to talk to her, i even made her laugh. but when i try to message her on skype or anythink the conversations dry as a dogs dick. why is it easy to talk to her "irl"? is she just being nice? am I thinking she like to talk to me in person? is she easy to talk to over text chat and im too autistic to know?

please reply before i sober up, i cant talk about this when get sense.
#173328 to #173324 - saltybanana (02/01/2015) [-]
tell her "i dont fuck with chu!!"   
texting or skyping is way different from IRL honestly. i m good at talking to people irl im a very social person, but when it comes to skyping or texting im sooo bad.   
just try to bring up a topic that both of you can relate. like booty or yeast infections  jk    no but really try to get to know her, if shes into indi rock or hipster shit, try getting invole with that slowly and the convo will slowly start to get exciting. always talk positive. girls like that shit. never bring anything up that negative.
tell her "i dont fuck with chu!!"

texting or skyping is way different from IRL honestly. i m good at talking to people irl im a very social person, but when it comes to skyping or texting im sooo bad.

just try to bring up a topic that both of you can relate. like booty or yeast infections jk no but really try to get to know her, if shes into indi rock or hipster shit, try getting invole with that slowly and the convo will slowly start to get exciting. always talk positive. girls like that shit. never bring anything up that negative.
User avatar #173330 to #173328 - blasthardcheese (02/01/2015) [-]
i never thought of it like that. hopefully ill give that a go tomorrow.
the only issue now is that i havent skype'd her in about 3 months? how the fuck do i do it?
im just full of problems
User avatar #173331 to #173330 - saltybanana (02/01/2015) [-]
just send her a message thru skype and say "hey wanna skype? been dying to talk to you(: "

dont worry man just stay cool, and think positive, leave all those problems behind when your talking to her. make her seem that you are a cheerful and fun guy
User avatar #173334 to #173331 - blasthardcheese (02/01/2015) [-]
thats some of the best and most optimistic advice ive ever recieved, thanks.
#173327 to #173324 - dehumanizer (02/01/2015) [-]
Maybe she is just chatting with you and someone she's more intrested in at the same time. like her boyfriend
User avatar #173329 to #173327 - blasthardcheese (02/01/2015) [-]
probably. fuck it all.
#173332 to #173329 - dehumanizer (02/01/2015) [-]
Exactly in the trash they all go!
User avatar #173333 to #173332 - blasthardcheese (02/01/2015) [-]
>tfw no one to talk toabout your shit day instantly make you feel better
>no one to talk to you knowing that you can make them feel better
>no one to cuddle beside at night
>no one to share experiences with
>no one to keep you out of a desparate hole of loathing
>no one to rescue you from that hole
>no one thats there for you
and worst of all
>no one to be there for
User avatar #173406 to #173333 - tomowrath (02/02/2015) [-]
#173336 to #173333 - dehumanizer (02/01/2015) [-]
these can all be refutured
>i found another internet loser to share my beta virgin life with, we talk about how bad normies are and how we deserve qt gfs
>talk to ur parents they love you
>cuddle with a pet
>man dont share experience, this way you are gonna level up twice as fast!
>but that hole is what we need to survive
>no one can do it except yourself
>why need someone? say it after me, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDANT NECKBEARD WHO DONT NEED NO WOMYN! "
>good i can spend my day shitposting on this site, grind at vidya and grind at the gym ok this last point got me : l
User avatar #173321 - JasonMyers ONLINE (02/01/2015) [-]
I need a pun that involves music and bread/ toast/ a toaster. It needs to be short and sweet, like 2-4 words max.
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User avatar #173316 - gmanofwonder (02/01/2015) [-]
You've been waiting for this moment.
Or is it this moment? Looking among your monitor, in your room you wait for a moment to come. You don't know exactly what type of moment you're looking for; you don't know the circumstances of it, but you're waiting for it.
Endlessly waiting. You don't know what or why you're dead in your pursuit on a computer screen for things to keep your mind off it, but you're waiting for something, aren't you?
It's not pleasant yet you want it to come so badly. You read stories about people actively fighting for rights in the world, or doing the opposite. You see 2 sides fighting like two waves crashing against one another. More importantly you sense the tsunami. But you're not looking to be another wave are you? trying to splash more water around?
You're waiting for something. You never knew exactly what it was, when, how, or the especially important of why. But you know most importantly of all.
You've been waiting for this moment.
User avatar #173315 - rokkai (02/01/2015) [-]
any reliable & free music making or video editing programs? i wanna spend my time on these kinda stuff
User avatar #173323 to #173315 - paintskillz (02/01/2015) [-]
sadly no because most free ones have some type of retarded bloatware attached so your best route is to go to THE store and past the PIRATE movies aisle into the BAY that they have at the back. thepiratebay came back online today and its definitely not where I downloaded sony vegas, after effects and fl studio
User avatar #173345 to #173323 - rokkai (02/01/2015) [-]
well, adding the fact that my pc is fucked and im on another laptop with centrino processor i better not touch them. there are so many producers who use fl tho. fucking avicii uses it.
#173304 - anonymous (02/01/2015) [-]
Funnyjunk.. I fucked up bigtime. really really bigtime.
I kissed a girl on a party while drunk, and slept over at her house after the afterparty (nothing else happened). She goes to my class. But we made a deal to never tell anyone.
I've been together with my gf for 2 years now and I feel fucking horrible about doing this!
Should I tell my gf? Do I still love her since I did that? I've fucked up man. Fuck!
I dont know what to do.. help me..
User avatar #173380 to #173304 - braveblue (02/01/2015) [-]
You have to tell her. Just think if your girlfriend went to a party and did those things. Would you have wanted to know?
User avatar #173314 to #173304 - rokkai (02/01/2015) [-]
if you tell her, you two are done. but you say you were drunk so if you still doubt that whether you love her or not, then you don't. but if you love her, i'd say keep it between you and that girl and avoid doing things that's gonna get her mad. and don't do it again
User avatar #173310 to #173304 - womanexplain (02/01/2015) [-]
Be honest. Relationships are all about honesty, relationships built on lies will fail, and the guilt from hiding this from her will eat at you and she will know something is up.
#173311 to #173310 - anonymous (02/01/2015) [-]
does it count as cheating? Cuz im afraid she will leave me.
We live together as students and she is really dependent on me...
Why am I so stupid? Would you forgive me if it was you in the picture?
User avatar #173339 to #173311 - iridium (02/01/2015) [-]
It's not like you fucked. You were drunk and you feel honestly horrible.

It depends on who she is but being honest may be the best thing to do here.
User avatar #173312 to #173311 - womanexplain (02/01/2015) [-]
If you were sincerely sorry and it was just a kiss then I think I would as long as you fully realised (you obviously have) how much you had hurt and betrayed me.
It does count as minimal cheating, you need to be upfront though. I think if it was a shorter term relationship I'd leave you, however seeing as it's been like 2+ years I doubt she will.
#173303 - paintskillz (02/01/2015) [-]
So there's this perfect blonde in my physics class.
> literally perfect.
She sits across the room from me and It's the first time I've ever been so captivated by someones looks that I find myself staring at her more than I do our professor. I'm not a neckbeard nor am I bad looking but I am an autist when it comes to girls and shes the most beautiful one I've ever seen. Anyways do I keep being an autist and just steal glances at her whenever I get a chance or should I try talking to her and spill my spaghetti?
#173405 to #173303 - Visual (02/02/2015) [-]
Look at it this way man, either you meet her, hit it off and gain a new friend or even potentially the love of your life.


You puss out, never talk to her, never see her again, and spend the rest of your life thinking "What if" or "Why didn't I".


You meet her, spill your spaghetti, she thinks you're weird/creepy and stops talking to you and you never see her again. It all comes back around to the second option that results in never seeing her again. What is there to lose?

I dunno man, you make the choice.
User avatar #173319 to #173303 - guardianatreyu ONLINE (02/01/2015) [-]
Become a superhero and you'll get the girl.
#173322 to #173319 - paintskillz (02/01/2015) [-]
hahha great advice
you also inspired a new frog meme
User avatar #173313 to #173303 - norwegiansnowman (02/01/2015) [-]
And btw! When you meet her eyes. Smile!
It makes you look interesting and interested!
User avatar #173309 to #173303 - womanexplain (02/01/2015) [-]
Talk to her, smile at her if you make eye contact, but don't make it something that happens too often. Go for it. Good luck.
User avatar #173305 to #173303 - norwegiansnowman (02/01/2015) [-]
Whats to lose man? Go for it. It may change your life dude
#173320 to #173305 - paintskillz (02/01/2015) [-]
Thanks you guys, since we have a physics test coming up I'll probably use that as a conversation starter and hopefully she'll want help.

mfw how this is actually going to play out
User avatar #173294 - womanexplain (02/01/2015) [-]
I hope you can all take something from a little glimpse into my story.
When I was 15 I was in a bad place, my mental health plummeted and reached near insanity. I wished for years when I lay in my bed thinking, and thinking, and thinking that things weren’t as they were… But the pain didn’t subside. I spent 4 years thinking. My mind had been broken, and all I had in my life was the mental space of my own self to explore. I had no friends, no stimulus, and no connection to a loved one. I was utterly alone within my own mind.
I couldn’t talk to those around me, let alone confide in them. They just didn’t understand.
I dropped out of school, with no qualifications.
However, I opened my mental space and linked it to my computer. My computer became my stimulus, my social life, my life. I met many, many amazing and not so amazing people through my computer, I made and lost many friends, I cried many tears and remembered what it was to feel again.
I was able to make a connection with some special friends online, and it reawakened the feelings that had been repressed and numbed ever so slowly. It was painful at first. Realising I had lost 4 years of my life hurt more than any pain I’ve ever endured.
Knowing that my body weas permanently scarred from the damage I had inflicted upon it hurt. Seeing myself in the mirror hurt. Walking outside and having strangers look at me scared me. Life was cruel and I didn’t want to experience it. I was lost within my own skin.
Going outside became a rare occurrence, even basic tasks such as washing and brushing my teeth became less commonplace for me, mainly because why would I bother trying to look after myself when I felt that I wasn’t worth the air I inhaled?
However, as the friends I made online multiplied, and the connections I had made deepened, I was able to express myself, I was able to talk as if my voice in reality hadn’t been muffled by my own fears.
I trusted people, I was hurt by people. I started to remember little by little what it was to love people genuinely.
I began to take interest in things I’d never explored before, my mind thirsted for the knowledge I had been deprived from for missing school for so long. Knowledge became a reason to continue my existence.
As did the friends I began to become capable of loving.
I began to want protect them, I wanted to begin telling people how I felt, because I wanted to fight to gain back what I had lost.
I wouldn’t wish anyone to have to to experience what I was forced to.
I played the devil’s game, and catered to the tastes of others to climb the social hierarchy before I became ill, I hurt my own family to achieve success in that.
I hurt myself to achieve that.
User avatar #173295 to #173294 - womanexplain (02/01/2015) [-]

I said and did things I didn’t want to, I made friends who turned their back on me at the mere mention of the word ‘depression’. I lost every single ‘friend’ I had ever made. I may have been living, but my soul was dead.
I would lay in bed for days with a blank stare. My eyes went grey, and my skin paled. My weight ballooned, and my acne worsened. I didn’t cry, crying didn’t show how much it hurt, it wasn’t enough. I just lay there lost in my own thoughts of self-hatred and insanity.
Once I entered school again after 4 years, things changed. I was incapable of being social at first, when I had last been in school I had developed an issue with speaking, where sometimes I could not physically make myself speak. I fought to battle this curse this time round, no matter how scary. Eye contact was scary at first, I still struggle with it, but I fought to improve it. People seeing me was scary, people knowing who I was, was scary. I had been pushed out from behind my curtain. I had to face all my fears at once, it was like a great gust of wind trying to throw me off of my feet. I had to fight to stay on the ground.
However, I made friends. I talked little by little and made more connections. I made a strong connection with a girl who I will always love for being my true best friend, someone who didn’t disappear when I discussed my past, someone who embraced me for myself. I’m nearly healed now, I know who I am, I can be confident in who I am, and I won’t be broken again.
I wrote this long, long message as a plea to whoever reads it and can relate to the dark stage I found myself in to change your life. Day by day, fight your demons little by little, face your fears. Talk, laugh, and face yourself in your entirety. You will fail, you will fall, but eventually you will begin to win more battles than you lose. You will become the victor of your own mind.
No one was there to say these things to me, because no one knew to tell me that education and self-improvement was all I needed to focus on. That the only people who mattered were those that unconditionally loved me, and myself.
All I’m asking from anyone who reads this intimate post is to think of what you want for yourself, think about what you truly want for one minute. Not what others want.
I’ve said all I feel I need to say.
Please keep fighting.

#173298 to #173295 - womanexplain (02/01/2015) [-]
Attached is documentation of the weight loss I have achieved since I have started to get better. I have lost weight since the last picture as it is from summer, and continue to do so.
User avatar #173306 to #173298 - norwegiansnowman (02/01/2015) [-]
good work, keep at it!
User avatar #173317 to #173308 - gmanofwonder (02/01/2015) [-]
Womenexplain, where do babies come from?
User avatar #173299 to #173298 - womanexplain (02/01/2015) [-]
Also I'd like to take a note that I am not posting this for any compliments or for any attention, ONLY to encourage those who need it.
#173292 - anonymous (02/01/2015) [-]
Trying to get a decent fan base on YouTube. Any ideas on how?
User avatar #173301 to #173292 - paintskillz (02/01/2015) [-]
I dont know what your idea of decent is but I'm closing in on my first 100 subscribers and did so by making videos that I would enjoy watching. Dont spew out bs like everyone else and dont do it with the goal of gaining subscribers. Make videos because you enjoy it and let the followers come later
#173287 - anonymous (02/01/2015) [-]
I'm hoping to become a voice actor and I've taken broadcasting and radio classes in order to get a bit of experience in using my voice, and I've been able to reliably anchor both on camera and on live radio, as well as working the equipment behind the scenes as sort of a safety net for me to fall back on if I can't become an anchor or voice actor.

But the problem I have is that while I can switch from a normally pitched voice to something about as deep as cr1tikal's voice and even deeper if I try hard enough, I haven't been trained in acting, let alone taken any classes that teach it. Can anyone tell me any advice on how to get started with acting? I know that I have to ditch the mindset that I'm pretending to be the character but instead convince myself that I am the character and act like it would, but aside from that, I don't know that much else.
User avatar #173302 to #173287 - paintskillz (02/01/2015) [-]
You need a special voice for that kind of work so post a vocaroo and then we'll have a better idea
User avatar #173289 to #173287 - tikitaco (02/01/2015) [-]
Let's hear that voice~ Don't they have casting calls for shows and stuff like that? I'm not exactly sure where you google like that, but I think they used to have those at malls.
#173290 to #173289 - anonymous (02/01/2015) [-]
I have a mic-headset on me, but I don't have any programs where I can record my voice on my computer. Also I don't know anything about casting calls, so I can't offer any information on that.
User avatar #173293 to #173290 - tikitaco (02/01/2015) [-]
Voocaroo, or download audacity.
#173365 to #173293 - anonymous (02/01/2015) [-]
Yeah, I'll get that, and I'll make sure to mention you and paintskillz when I get it ready.
#173291 to #173290 - anonymous (02/01/2015) [-]
Should be a default recording app on your computer. It's kind of poopy though.
User avatar #173273 - acidjunk ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
Playing truth or dare with someone over skype with webcam. Any ideas for truths or dares? Im really bad at coming up with them.
User avatar #173281 to #173273 - yourinvisiblegf (01/31/2015) [-]
truth: is your ass still virgin ?
User avatar #173274 to #173273 - awesomerninjathing (01/31/2015) [-]
dare: show me ur tits
User avatar #173275 to #173274 - acidjunk ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
Been there done that
User avatar #173276 to #173275 - awesomerninjathing (01/31/2015) [-]
dare: eat a spoonful of mayo
User avatar #173277 to #173276 - acidjunk ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
She doesnt have any.
User avatar #173278 to #173277 - awesomerninjathing (01/31/2015) [-]
eat a spoonful of my fucking cum

then you go over and cum on her face
User avatar #173279 to #173278 - acidjunk ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
No money.
#173265 - lysitsa (01/31/2015) [-]
I'm really, really bad at making friends. I feel really lonely, and I have no hope for myself anymore...

I've moved schools several times throughout my life due to family issues. It was always awkward being the new kid.

But, I've tried really hard to be social at first, forcing myself to seem "upbeat" and "fun", but still it's almost as if nobody reaches out to me. Not once has anybody said, "hey, we are all going to the mall tonight, you should come." Every plan I try to make with somebody gets cancelled by them. Nobody seems to notice me. Nobody seems to even try to befriend me or keep in touch. I've felt horribly left out of every group of people I've tried to associate myself with at social gatherings, even though I tried my hardest to be outgoing, like offering to buy somebody some food or a drink.

I just feel so misunderstood. I believe I'm a bit introverted and shy, but I can clearly see that I'm a good person and I like helping others. So I don't understand why this happens. Some people say I seem like a mean person, but that's really not true. It's just a combination of having a bit of crude humor and not talking very much I suppose.

I'm a senior in high school now, I graduate soon. I have absolutely no friends I talk to or hang out with outside of school. My weekends consist of sitting at home and watching TV, browsing funnyjunk to make myself feel better. I don't know what to do with myself.

I don't even know why I posted this or what kind of advice I'm looking for, just wanted to get it off my chest.
#173364 to #173265 - hateandwhiskey (02/01/2015) [-]
well hey, i'll be your friend i guess   
i dont have none either.
well hey, i'll be your friend i guess

i dont have none either.
User avatar #173296 to #173265 - womanexplain (02/01/2015) [-]
You don't need to change.
In school people make groups very early on and those groups remain solid. It's hard to break into them.
You're doing everything you can, smile and be friendly and open to give yourself a better aura. However, do not blame yourself if people do not approach you.
You're graduating soon, your new life awaits you and I promise you things change. You'll find who you truly are, and you won't want to compromise it for other's approval. Keep being you, if you ever feel lonely, know it's not your fault, and that it will pass. You will not always be lonely.
User avatar #173285 to #173265 - tikitaco (02/01/2015) [-]
Friend request sent! but seriously, why not invite more people to events than just one person? If they all cancel do it anyways or make the event on a more manageable time, or a place closer to home. It could also help asking them if they have any other plans besides this so you know they are just bullshitting you when they cancel. Do you have narrowed interests? Have you tried expanding them past just Tv shows and funny junk? Taking up a hobby, going to a camp or just volunteering also greatly increases your chances for finding friends because you both know you have the same interests off the bat. It would also help occupy your time so you're not just sitting at home on the weekends. In a last case emergency, What about family, why not get closer to them?
#173263 - sisterblister (01/31/2015) [-]
do any of you reconize this i found it behind a picture i bought is it worth anything
User avatar #173286 to #173263 - tikitaco (02/01/2015) [-]
Probably not because the person who owned the painting would have sold that too if it was worth something.
User avatar #173267 to #173263 - awesomerninjathing (01/31/2015) [-]
by searching for "muslims on a boat painting" on google I found a lot of similar images but nothing exactly like that
User avatar #173264 to #173263 - sineztro (01/31/2015) [-]
what's it written on?
User avatar #173284 to #173264 - sisterblister (01/31/2015) [-]
no markings those top boxes hace symbols but not like any language ive seen
User avatar #173288 to #173284 - sineztro (02/01/2015) [-]
Not in but like what kind a paper is it written on?
User avatar #173297 to #173288 - sisterblister (02/01/2015) [-]
seams to be silk
User avatar #173260 - chineseeggrollnuts (01/31/2015) [-]
Okay FJ i think i over committed myself what should i do? I work a regular job Mon-Sat 3:00AM to 11:30AM, I also go to school Mon-Thursday 2PM-8PM. Now the problem is that i told my friend i might like to work a second job so he told his boss about me. A few weeks later, The guy called and said i start work on saturday(today) at 5PM-12PM i agreed to go there but i need a GPS to get around to make the deliveries. I was paid this Friday but my brother needed emergency cash so i gave him my paycheck. Now i can't buy the damn GPS, I feel tired from school and my reg job and tomorrow(sunday) is my only day off.
User avatar #173307 to #173260 - norwegiansnowman (02/01/2015) [-]
Focus on yourself. Your life, your decisions. If you overcommit, you will eventually become really tired and then meet the wall.
Relax, play some vidya and hang with friends!
User avatar #173261 to #173260 - chineseeggrollnuts (01/31/2015) [-]
I don't want to let my friend down either.
#173258 - rezmorto (01/31/2015) [-]
Hey Funnyjunk, you don't know me but I've browsed this site for the last 4-5 years. I've never really asked for anything before from you guys, but i understand the power of the internet and what can happen when people support a cause.

Today I would like to ask that you take the time to look over my friends facebook page. I know you guys can do terrible things, but he's trying to become a writer in the film industry and every like helps.

Please only like if you absolutely enjoyed the video, and please refrain from shit spamming his wall. I trust you guys, and i know you guys support legitimate causes and not cries for thumbs. With your guy's help you could jump start his career.

Thank you FunnyJunk,

#173255 - dzimo ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
its exam time for me. i masturbated so much past weeks that i am now no longer atracted to porn. how should i deal with this?
User avatar #173257 to #173255 - gypsydude (01/31/2015) [-]
Take that energy and do some art, or work out. Go for a nice little walk (unless you live in Detroit). Take some time away from the porn and when you get the urge try not to use the laptop and use your imagination. Then after awhile treat yourself to some online porn, but try not to overload yourself with to much.
#173266 to #173257 - dzimo ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
#173254 - anonymous (01/31/2015) [-]
What are some cheap little things I can do for my girlfriend for valentine's day? I already got her a nice gift, but I wanna do a lot of little, romantic things. Those can be just as impactful. Stuff like... Writing down stuff you love about her, tying them with a little ribbon and putting them in something. Stuff like that.
User avatar #173259 to #173254 - gypsydude (01/31/2015) [-]
Writing a poem is a good start, and so is maybe drawing a picture for her. If you play a musical instrument, write her a song, or play her a song. Nice little things seem to be the best option. Maybe bring a movie for you two to watch. IDK I'm a lonely fuck
#173244 - anonymous (01/31/2015) [-]
So I made an oops.
I'll try to be concise.
Be with newish girlfriend. Messed around a bit, nothing too excessive. She starts her period on one of the days I'm there. Mess around a bit, whatever. Scoot to later the same day, want to mess around again. For some stupid reason, I decided to look at her nether regions, and having never seen a period, I may have reacted rather exaggeratedly (See, horrified). She got embarrassed, but didn't say anything. She got really quiet, shrugged, got dressed, and proceeded to get me off. Was very quiet afterwards, would barely speak. We didn't really talk about it, because I didn't realize what I did at the time.

Nowadays she's too insecure/feels disgusting to even let me touch her during that time even though I *really* don't mind. What do?
User avatar #173245 to #173244 - marinepenguin ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
just explain that you've never seen a girl having her period before and that you were just surprised more than disgusted. After that apologise and explain that it's not a big deal to you and you don't think she's disgusting.
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