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#129957 - ronjeremysweiner (04/28/2014) [-]
is there a special license i need to own a claymore?
#130006 to #129957 - dehumanizer (04/28/2014) [-]
You need to own your own fedora.
User avatar #129980 to #129957 - usarmyexplain ONLINE (04/28/2014) [-]
The antipersonnel mine or the sword?
User avatar #130095 to #130025 - usarmyexplain ONLINE (04/28/2014) [-]
I really don't think you need anything special to own one in the US
#130096 to #130095 - ronjeremysweiner (04/28/2014) [-]
well i know what i want for my birthday
User avatar #130097 to #130096 - usarmyexplain ONLINE (04/28/2014) [-]
Real ones can get expensive, display ones cost a lot less, I picked one up for $30 when I was 15, but it had no edge to it and once I started hitting things the handle snapped off.
#130099 to #130097 - ronjeremysweiner (04/28/2014) [-]
damn, i've looked on ebay and everythings 30-100$
is there a brand that tends to be higher quality? or where could i go to get one custom made.
i plan to use it to fuck shit up/ home defense, not display
User avatar #130105 to #130099 - usarmyexplain ONLINE (04/28/2014) [-]
I'm not a sword expert, but you are going to want something that is full tang half tang is ok, but full tang is better , and it should be carbon steel because staleness steel is more brittle.

If you are just looking to use it for chopping a home intruder in half, a display sword that has been sharpened would probably hold together for long enough to do the job.

If you are going to be using it inside, I would really recommend a sword that was designed to be used in a confined space, like a saber or a cutlass. They were designed to be used it confined environments where there was a lot of stuff around you did not want to cut on accident.
#130100 to #130099 - ronjeremysweiner (04/28/2014) [-]
*amazon not ebay
User avatar #129961 to #129957 - makotoitou (04/28/2014) [-]
probably
User avatar #129963 to #129961 - totodigatr (04/28/2014) [-]
Stop lying I have 32 Claymores.
User avatar #129954 - wittypotato (04/28/2014) [-]
Anyone here as an IT guy? I was considering it as a career.
User avatar #129955 to #129954 - glootimus (04/28/2014) [-]
In what field?
Hardware or software?
User avatar #129956 to #129955 - wittypotato (04/28/2014) [-]
Either or I guess.

Which one are you?
User avatar #129959 to #129956 - glootimus (04/28/2014) [-]
Be be aware that this is a practical field. Even if you choose to work in the field of software you most probably have to do some practical work too if you're just starting school. Though i can't really tell you how you will be learning stuff if you're not Norwegian. I just know that we mostly learn from practical work. There is very little book work we have to go through.

And again this type of work won't suit you if you're lazy. You're gonna have to work hard and long to become experienced in this field.
User avatar #129958 to #129956 - glootimus (04/28/2014) [-]
I'm taking my last year of class in computer electronics.
It's a very broad field so there's a lot you can do.

installing, operating and maintaining security and safety systems

General IT stuff like being hired to selling server solutions and doing regular maintenance on a company's electronic infrastructure.

There's also a bit of software stuff involved in this field too. Like programming and knowing how to use different software and operating systems for different devices.

You also have cable and satellite installers. Basic Wi-Fi installing for commercial use. Long distance satellite communication

This is just the stuff at the top of my head.
Computer electronics is i field i very much recommend because pretty much everything nowadays use or is powered by some sort of electronic device. There's also so much different shit to pick from so you'd be hard picked if you don't find anything that suits you.
#129953 - anonymous (04/28/2014) [-]
ITT what was the smoothest thing you ever said? For me it was about a year ago on the road. A girl came up to me and asked me for directions to California. I told her to gtfo and muttered "east side nigga". She started to cry as I flipped her the bird and called her a faggot. Shit was so cash.
#129964 to #129953 - darthbrofist (04/28/2014) [-]
Was in a fist fight with my dad.
Dad: You lying little piece of shit kid! You got anything to say?!
Me: Learned from the best!
Dad: *Lands a hit* You wanna say that again!?
Me: Yeah, to mom.
Shit was cash. Bloody nose sooooo worth it.
User avatar #129952 - codyxvasco (04/28/2014) [-]
Ok this sounds weird but I don't know what's up with me.
I've been pretty down lately, like all the time. Even when I'm playing a video game. I've just resorted to sleeping throughout all my spare time.

At school my grades are going down pretty hard and whenever i'm asked to do something I just feel angry. It's like the equivalent of a knife sticking out of my chest and being asked to wash dishes.

"I'm over here, having lost the ability to be happy, and you're asking me to do math. Fuck you i'm broken!"

^^^That's how I feel.

Is it normal? Or is that just how I have to be from now on?
User avatar #129970 to #129952 - thatguyontheright (04/28/2014) [-]
You are feeling depressed. Talk to a doctor.
User avatar #129941 - mayhemtuesday ONLINE (04/28/2014) [-]
Dont have cable, got internet though, where can i go to watch the new episode of GoT?
User avatar #129950 to #129941 - ggggotmethisname (04/28/2014) [-]
try this one i just it often vodly.to/
User avatar #129944 to #129941 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/28/2014) [-]
Try Project free tv.
User avatar #129945 to #129944 - mayhemtuesday ONLINE (04/28/2014) [-]
thats my usual, all they got is shitty mooshare
User avatar #129948 to #129945 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/28/2014) [-]
Well, the best advice I can give you it typing "watch Game of thrones online" on google and see what you get (also check the 2nd and 3rd pages because often times the first page is torrent downloads).
User avatar #129949 to #129948 - mayhemtuesday ONLINE (04/28/2014) [-]
alright, thanks man
User avatar #129946 to #129945 - mayhemtuesday ONLINE (04/28/2014) [-]
which dont work
User avatar #129942 to #129941 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (04/28/2014) [-]
the internet
User avatar #129943 to #129942 - mayhemtuesday ONLINE (04/28/2014) [-]
Oh, jesus fuck are you serious?
User avatar #129951 to #129943 - alexanderburns ONLINE (04/28/2014) [-]
Technically he is but he isn't.
#129938 - anonymous (04/28/2014) [-]
I have this problem i tend to occasionally mumble and stutter when i speak and i am asked to repeat myself when i do its pretty embarrassing. How can i speak more clearly and try to stop this.
User avatar #129939 to #129938 - ScottP (04/28/2014) [-]
Try to slow yourself down whenever you start talking. Try to think of what you want to say beforehand and then try to enunciate it.
User avatar #129928 - iamthepapercut (04/28/2014) [-]
I've cheated on pretty much every guy I've dated. Not all, but mostly all of them. I don't know why I do it, I just get really lonely and bored when they aren't around or something and I start to drift off. It's not because I love them any less, I dunno. None of them have ever found out.

I don't find my current boyfriend that physically attractive, but I do love him for his personality and our relationship a lot. I am making it a point to not cheat on him. I know it won't really make a difference but I want us to be something special you know?

Am I a bad person
#130007 to #129928 - dehumanizer (04/28/2014) [-]
obviously, you filithy whore
User avatar #130049 to #130007 - iamthepapercut (04/28/2014) [-]
Well that's a bit harsh..
#130050 to #130049 - dehumanizer (04/28/2014) [-]
you cheat on all of your boyfriends for fun, how does that not make you a whore? It doesent matter if they caught you or not.

you should be lucky you're not in Saudi
User avatar #129966 to #129928 - daryldixon (04/28/2014) [-]
fuckin whore
User avatar #129947 to #129928 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/28/2014) [-]
You are a bad person, yes. Cheating on someone is frowned upon and I hope no other poor guy meets you later in life. If any guy finds out though, you won't be trusted because once a cheater, always a cheater.
User avatar #129935 to #129928 - iridium (04/28/2014) [-]
You were a bad girlfriend or boyfriend if you're a guy and happen to be gay or bi. before, but that doesn't mean you can't change yourself. If you don't like certain guys, you need to make it a point to break up with them before you start seeing/sleeping with someone else. If you can't do that, perhaps you should just make it a point not to date people in serious relationships until you can handle a sort of commitment.
User avatar #129930 to #129928 - soupkittenagain ONLINE (04/28/2014) [-]
For the first thing, yes, you are, but for the second one, no. You seem to be trying to clean up your act, so I guess you aren't a bad person overall using only the information that you've provided .
#130008 to #129930 - dehumanizer (04/28/2014) [-]
meanwhile shes cheating on him
#129922 - anonymous (04/28/2014) [-]
My problem is simple.

My gf wants to wait until a certain age to have sex.

How do i change that to now?
(im smooth as fuck so im not the problem)

Help please
#130009 to #129922 - dehumanizer (04/28/2014) [-]
you rape
you rape
#129940 to #129922 - slantedvanity (04/28/2014) [-]
If your smooth as fuck you wouldn't have to ask for advice.

tl;dr be patient
User avatar #129936 to #129922 - iridium (04/28/2014) [-]
What age?
#129924 to #129922 - proteinstain (04/28/2014) [-]
if you were as smooth as you claim to be, you'd already be hitting that
if you were as smooth as you claim to be, you'd already be hitting that
User avatar #129918 - yoin (04/28/2014) [-]
I need urgent help. I went out egging last night and the drivers dad found out and is going to call my parents in an hour. He is also threatening legal consultation. Am I fucked? What are my options?
User avatar #129932 to #129918 - heraske ONLINE (04/28/2014) [-]
Quit being immature. Apologize for your actions and take any punishment. Don't do it again.

Fuckin' kids these days, always swearin' n' shit.
User avatar #129929 to #129918 - soupkittenagain ONLINE (04/28/2014) [-]
Best thing to do is apologize and try to talk your way into some punishment that isn't from court.
User avatar #129921 to #129920 - yoin (04/28/2014) [-]
about what? Hes calling the house and were dead to rights through text messages. My only possible safety is intercepting the call and i doubt he would just stop calling
User avatar #129923 to #129921 - tomowrath (04/28/2014) [-]
Call the parent and apologize like youre life depends on it
User avatar #129915 - nospyonme (04/27/2014) [-]
I want to call for a raid on another FJ user's post, but how bannable is that?
#130010 to #129915 - dehumanizer (04/28/2014) [-]
>omg profile raid
>much scary, so anonymous
>we r legion we forget
>:^)
User avatar #129925 to #129915 - alexanderburns ONLINE (04/28/2014) [-]
As bannable as eating cake while you're on the site.
#129972 to #129925 - nospyonme (04/28/2014) [-]
Well, this guy is blocking anyone that disagrees with him, and deleting comments that expose how much BS his post is.   
   
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/antisemitism/Itchy+Palms/BToDLOG/   
   
Pic related, I've been posting it there.
Well, this guy is blocking anyone that disagrees with him, and deleting comments that expose how much BS his post is.

www.funnyjunk.com/channel/antisemitism/Itchy+Palms/BToDLOG/

Pic related, I've been posting it there.
User avatar #129977 to #129972 - rakuraimasuta (04/28/2014) [-]
eh just ignore him
User avatar #130120 to #129977 - nospyonme (04/28/2014) [-]
I feel you, but I also feel it's bed to ignore ignorance.
User avatar #130128 to #130120 - rakuraimasuta (04/29/2014) [-]
Yeah I get what you are saying, but sometimes people are just to far down the rabbit hole to help.
User avatar #130190 to #130128 - nospyonme (04/29/2014) [-]
Yeah

It's also *bad to ignore ignorance
User avatar #130191 to #130190 - rakuraimasuta (04/29/2014) [-]
she it's gonna be ok
one day we shall cleanse the world of their ignorance.....
as father and son!
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#129994 to #129908 - rakuraimasuta (04/28/2014) [-]
Ey forget about her she ain't worth your time dude   
She seems like a hoe bag no need to worry about her   
have these adorable gifs to cheer you up : D
Ey forget about her she ain't worth your time dude
She seems like a hoe bag no need to worry about her
have these adorable gifs to cheer you up : D
#129997 to #129995 - rakuraimasuta (04/28/2014) [-]
Cat bug! : 3
Cat bug! : 3
#130003 to #130001 - rakuraimasuta (04/28/2014) [-]
There you m8
There you m8
User avatar #130004 to #130003 - rakuraimasuta (04/28/2014) [-]
*There you go m8
#129931 to #129908 - Timmietim (04/28/2014) [-]
ur an ok m8 ull be ok lil nig
ur an ok m8 ull be ok lil nig
#129911 to #129908 - proteinstain (04/27/2014) [-]
fuck that bitch and move on. go get yourself some strange. and dont be the guy doing this
fuck that bitch and move on. go get yourself some strange. and dont be the guy doing this
#129914 to #129911 - proteinstain (04/27/2014) [-]
running his hands through his hair while under the influence?
User avatar #129912 to #129911 - herblegerble (04/27/2014) [-]
What is that guy even doing?
#129910 to #129908 - minutes (04/27/2014) [-]
You're awesome and you will get over her soon. There is a ton of other girls that suit you better and i am sure you will find one of them in some time. I tried
User avatar #129913 to #129910 - herblegerble (04/27/2014) [-]
Thanks buddy.
User avatar #129899 - arsenymous (04/27/2014) [-]
Is it a dumb idea to message people from the relationship side of craigslist? It seems like it is but i haven't done it yet.
#129903 to #129899 - proteinstain (04/27/2014) [-]
the good old craigslist hit and quit
the good old craigslist hit and quit
User avatar #129904 to #129903 - arsenymous (04/27/2014) [-]
what about for a long term? ( like a month or so)
#129905 to #129904 - proteinstain (04/27/2014) [-]
seriously dont even think about it, you'll more than likely get catfished everytime
seriously dont even think about it, you'll more than likely get catfished everytime
User avatar #129906 to #129905 - arsenymous (04/27/2014) [-]
you are using alot of phrases I am not understanding
User avatar #129909 to #129907 - arsenymous (04/27/2014) [-]
ahh yes i see, pfffffffffffffffft alright i guess i wont do it.
#129892 - anonymous (04/27/2014) [-]
hey fj, i need the help of the artistic side of fj. after a lot of consideration i finally want a tattoo. it has a significant meaning to me but im still skeptical about explaining it to people. I have examples of the tattoo i want, and i was wondering if someone was willing to draw it for me.
if you could make roots on that could go further towards the elbow that would be great. i'd like some room to also put an insignia below the trees. if its not asking too much.
#129894 to #129892 - anonymous (04/27/2014) [-]
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User avatar #129880 - tombobbusama (04/27/2014) [-]
I have a problem. I have literally just lost the ability to give a shit ever.
Now, that might be good in some circumstances. some. Like, going into exams, not panicking - that's good.
But I am in that part before exams where I'm supposed to be learning.

And I'm just sitting here making up a language. Side note: I'm studying physics and maths. This isn't helping.

Anyhoo, I have two papers due in tomorrow, and I haven't started either. Its 10:33pm in Britland. They're due first thing. On the one hand, not giving a shit is nice because I can be myself and make myself happy. On the other hand, I kinda feel like shit as my life drifts away.

Anyone got any advice?
User avatar #129890 to #129880 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (04/27/2014) [-]
So you've lost motivation, is that fair to say?

The best way to overcome the lack of motivation is to just jump directly into whatever you're trying to do.

So right now. Fuck FunnyJunk. Fuck Facebook. Fuck YouTube.
Stop reading this. Start working on studying.
Why are you still reading? Do it. Block the websites with your anti-virus until the exams have come and gone.

Close out of everything right now and work on it. It's the only way it will work. The second you start working on it the more motivation you'll have to continue through.
Now stop reading it and get to work.

Stop procrastinating.
Your future is on the line, bro.
#129876 - anonymous (04/27/2014) [-]
So, I'm not sure what kind of law am I supposed to use to find the pressure of the gas. The problem goes as is; 10 g of He (MM = 4.00 g/mol) occupies a volume of 73 L at a temperature of 233 K. Calculate the pressure of this gas. Can anyone help me with this problem? I'm not certain how to plug in what I need to, and I don't know what law, Boyle's, Charles', whatever am I suppose to use. Thanks in advanced.
User avatar #129885 to #129876 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/27/2014) [-]
Actually there is an easier way.

Use PV = nRT where P = pressure, V = volume, n = moles, T = Temp, and R = a special constant = 8.314 /( mol K)
User avatar #129887 to #129885 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/27/2014) [-]
So I think P = 2.5 * 233*8.314 / 73
User avatar #129883 to #129876 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/27/2014) [-]
You have 2.5 mols of helium. You also have the relationship P1V1/T1 = P2V2/T2

Your book should have a chart that determines mols/ L at standard temperature and pressure for helium. Then you use the equation I gave.
#129937 to #129883 - anonymous (04/28/2014) [-]
I appreciate this, thank you.
I appreciate this, thank you.
#129874 - taurusguy (04/27/2014) [-]
So uh, where do i go for drunk assistance these days? Went drinking with who i thought were my friends and the night ended with me calling the cops and possibly being in deep shit with them for a prank call when i called about them attacking me after they held me there for 40 minutes and let me go after one of them attacked me, the prank call isnt a big deal, ill just tell the damn truth, if they decide to do something, its the rope. How do you cope with losing your only friends that would hang out with you?
#129875 to #129874 - taurusguy (04/27/2014) [-]
Also its my 18th birthday, so i learned who my true friends are? Yay i guess
User avatar #129877 to #129875 - daryldixon (04/27/2014) [-]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
#129878 to #129877 - taurusguy (04/27/2014) [-]
19th person to wish me that, thank you but seriously, that is depressing as fuck, even more is the fact that im even here
User avatar #129879 to #129878 - daryldixon (04/27/2014) [-]
nigga it doesn't matter that only 19 people wished you happy birthday. go to a casino or someshit and meet some people or a club or somewhere forget about all those assholes who are fags and shit
#129882 to #129879 - taurusguy (04/27/2014) [-]
I dont care about the 19 people, i would be happy with 1, its just that i cant pick friends for shit and its only my own fault, im an asshole when you get to know me
#129869 - misanthrizzle (04/27/2014) [-]
I feel like no one understands me
#129960 to #129869 - rakuraimasuta (04/28/2014) [-]
I feel you brother
User avatar #129926 to #129869 - alexanderburns ONLINE (04/28/2014) [-]
slow faggot
I did this soooooooooooooooooooooooo long ago.
User avatar #129900 to #129869 - arsenymous (04/27/2014) [-]
You just need to troll harder.
#129901 to #129900 - misanthrizzle (04/27/2014) [-]
sounds like you're too slow
User avatar #129902 to #129901 - arsenymous (04/27/2014) [-]
god damn it
#129863 - stalini (04/27/2014) [-]
So I see many beautiful girls on FJ, how can I date them
#130011 to #129863 - dehumanizer (04/28/2014) [-]
>beutiful girls   
>on fj   
   
try again faggot
>beutiful girls
>on fj

try again faggot
#130034 to #130011 - stalini (04/28/2014) [-]
seems like you love cocks
#130037 to #130034 - dehumanizer (04/28/2014) [-]
seems like you're into traps
#130048 to #130037 - stalini (04/28/2014) [-]
no, I'm not a faggot like you
#129917 to #129863 - stalini (04/27/2014) [-]
Step 1: I don't
Step 2: I'll find someone in real life
Step 3: I'll kill them

Repeat Steps 1-3
User avatar #129889 to #129863 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (04/27/2014) [-]
Step 1: You don't
Step 2: Find someone in real life
Step 3: Kill them

Repeat Steps 1-3
User avatar #129884 to #129863 - megavoir (04/27/2014) [-]
Step 1: You don't
Step 2: Find someone in real life
Step 3: Kill yourself

Repeat Steps 1-3
User avatar #129881 to #129863 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/27/2014) [-]
Step 1: You don't
Step 2: Find someone in real life
Step 3: Watch them choose a guy who is better than you.

Repeat Steps 1-3
User avatar #129872 to #129863 - infamoustrapper (04/27/2014) [-]
Step 1: You don't
Step 2: Find someone in real life
Step 3: You don't date them either

Repeat Steps 1-3
User avatar #129870 to #129863 - ScottP (04/27/2014) [-]
Step 1: You don't
Step 2: Find someone in real life
Step 3: Break up

Repeat Steps 1-3
User avatar #129847 - casval (04/27/2014) [-]
Men of FJ:

I need dating advice, and I want a man's perspective. I must be doing something wrong, because I can never seem to attract the men like I have seen other women. I am and always have been a tom boy, so I know I'm not the most feminine woman out there. I'm a little bit awkward when I try to be flirty because this stuff does not come naturally for me. I have lived around cattle and horses my whole life so I have never been interested in things that I feel like most men are attracted to in a woman, so I guess I just don't know how to talk about myself very well around guys I'm interested in.

I'm 24 years old and I haven't had a sexual relationship in years. It's gotten so bad that I'm actually too self-conscious to try and pick up guys at bars because I feel like I must be unfuckable and I don't want to be that loser sitting there drinking alone. That's probably just my introversion talking, but it is what it is.

I would like some mature male counsel here. I also have a picture of myself (not in the nude so fuck off) I would like to show for constructive criticism. I don't feel comfortable posting it on a message board, but if some guy can be cool about it and be willing to tell me what my strongest physical attributes are and where I could improve (without being a dick), I would like to share it in a private conversation.

Thanks!!
#130067 to #129847 - proteinstain (04/28/2014) [-]
i normally joke around on here to give a sense of lightheartedness to people situation to let them know they should calm down and  shouldn't take things so seriously. you want to be in a relationship, but you fear that you've been out of the game too long. cut that shit right now, you shouldn't be asking others opinions on yourself (though if you like post your pic), the only one who's opinion should matter is your own. Do whatever you need to build your confidence, most guys want a girl who can contribute to the relationship. I know i'd rather have a self sustaining, responsible girl rather than one who mooches off me. Relationships should be mutual not parasitic. As for meeting at bars it becomes difficult, because when you walk up to a person you are admitting that you know nothing about them and approach them simply because they are attractive. you might as well just say "Hi my name is shallow", bars arent always the best choice for picking up people. try going out with friends, go to the beach, to a concert, anywhere you know people are going for a good time. make an excuse, throw ball in someone direction, let that be your way in. You dont have to be flirty, just be confident with yourself.  p.s. here's your free laugh
i normally joke around on here to give a sense of lightheartedness to people situation to let them know they should calm down and shouldn't take things so seriously. you want to be in a relationship, but you fear that you've been out of the game too long. cut that shit right now, you shouldn't be asking others opinions on yourself (though if you like post your pic), the only one who's opinion should matter is your own. Do whatever you need to build your confidence, most guys want a girl who can contribute to the relationship. I know i'd rather have a self sustaining, responsible girl rather than one who mooches off me. Relationships should be mutual not parasitic. As for meeting at bars it becomes difficult, because when you walk up to a person you are admitting that you know nothing about them and approach them simply because they are attractive. you might as well just say "Hi my name is shallow", bars arent always the best choice for picking up people. try going out with friends, go to the beach, to a concert, anywhere you know people are going for a good time. make an excuse, throw ball in someone direction, let that be your way in. You dont have to be flirty, just be confident with yourself. p.s. here's your free laugh
User avatar #130013 to #129847 - fistfireace (04/28/2014) [-]
If it's just a sexual relationship, then you can just compliment someone and go from there. You won't need to discuss anything about your personal life or stuff like that; however, depending on your looks, most will not fuck you, but there can be a few who would. Like, for example, you can be fat but you can meet someone who likes overweight girls. Same thing about being skinny; it depends where you are and the people around. There really isn't much to say about this because if you're just looking for a sexual relationship and nothing serious, everything is out the window besides looks. So, keep on exercising and do what you have to do.

If you're looking for a serious relationship, you can try to meet someone who looks interesting and try to start up a conversation with him. Talk a little about yourself and let him talk about himself for a bit - get to know each other. Then, if you've found common interests with each other, you'll get along more easily and the day/night will pass quickly and you'll get closer to that person. In my experience, going slowly by starting out as friends is a good way to do this; not only you two will know a lot about each other, but you'll be comfortable as well. But that is up for you and him to decide.

Also, excising to lose weight because YOU want to helps out because most men, if not all, like it when females do stuff like this (sorry if the way I worded this is awkward). I think that would help in both cases - sexual relationships, and, especially, serious relationships.

But honestly, you shouldn't think that about yourself; it makes you less attractive and men will definitely not go out with you. Trust me on that.

Anyway, I hope this helps you out, and good luck. If it doesn't help...well, I tried and good luck to you anyway.
#129919 to #129847 - tomowrath (04/28/2014) [-]
If you meet a guy, compliment him. Works alot.

Sorry, im a guy but I really have no idea what youre doing wrong.
#129859 to #129847 - dehumanizer (04/27/2014) [-]
Lol what the fuck are you complaining ubout, unless you're metlaface or a landwhale your life is on easy mode.
User avatar #129858 to #129847 - makotoitou (04/27/2014) [-]
Just remember that all men ever like sex and food. Use this to your advantage.
User avatar #129855 to #129847 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
go to a bar with a girlfriend and wait for dudes to approach
User avatar #129856 to #129855 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
you can pm me your pic if you want I guess
User avatar #129933 to #129856 - teoberry (04/28/2014) [-]
theodore strikes once again
User avatar #129849 to #129847 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/27/2014) [-]
You don't need to show a picture or anything. What you need to do is get the fuck over it.

You don't like something about yourself? Then change it, don't sit around whining and complaining about it. Some guys on here can give you advice on your looks, but will that actually make you change things? No, only you can do that.
User avatar #129850 to #129849 - casval (04/27/2014) [-]
Um, I am dude, chill out. I used to be overweight. I have been exercising consistently for a year and dropped 50 pounds. I'm not where I want to be but I do exercise regularly so I can get there some day.

And that's exactly my problem. The only part I didn't like about myself (my weight) I changed/am still changing, and I don't know where I need to improve. :/ I'm not complaining I just don't know what guys want or expect..
User avatar #129852 to #129850 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/27/2014) [-]
Also, this is serious advice here, but you don't want to come across as desperate either. Men pick up on that and they will either 1. Be turned off by it. Or 2. Take advantage of you.
User avatar #129854 to #129852 - casval (04/27/2014) [-]
Thanks. I don't think I am (if anything I feel too casual) but I'll watch it.
User avatar #129851 to #129850 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/27/2014) [-]
Only you know that answer, not random people on the internet.
User avatar #129853 to #129851 - casval (04/27/2014) [-]
No, I'm actually really fucking clueless about what guys want (besides the obvious), but thanks anyway.
User avatar #129845 - thisisestonia (04/27/2014) [-]
Okay, need designers here. My room is undergoing a renovation, it has got:

*wooden floor, which currently is completly done with a sander
*white ceiling
*2 white windows
*2 doors
*an oven and a large brick wall (which can be heated by the oven behind that wall)

I cannot repaing that brick wall, which is dark(-ish) blue and over that is wall, which is light blue. The room used to be wallpapered light blue but I can't really stand blue that much. The oven is ~2m high and colored orange.

wat do
User avatar #129891 to #129845 - serhiy (04/27/2014) [-]
I'd paint it white, its gives a nice clean look and makes the room feel bigger than it really is especially with the light coming in from the two windows. if you want the full effect i suggest re-plastering your walls to get perfect straight edges.
User avatar #130020 to #129891 - thisisestonia (04/28/2014) [-]
It has drywalls and those are already light, so the problem I think will occur is, that the room will be too bright, I want some sort of color, but have no idea, how much of it.
User avatar #129846 to #129845 - thisisestonia (04/27/2014) [-]
I forgot to add, the question is, what color should my room be, parents don't want paintable wallpaper either
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