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User avatar #171338 - thefunnyside (01/18/2015) [-]
Funnyjunk, I'm not sure what's wrong with me. My sleep scheduled is fucked up for some reason. I used to go to bed at like 10-11 and wake up at 7-8, but now I'm not tired until 1 and I wake up anywhere between 7-11. Today I woke up at 9, stayed in bed until 9:30 because I was really drowsy. It's 1:30 PM now, and I'm not hungry, despite not eating anything today. Other than this, I feel normal.
How can I fix this? School is starting on the 21st, and I'd like to get back on track by then. Thanks!
User avatar #171339 to #171338 - focalanemo (01/18/2015) [-]
go to bed at your normal time and set an alarm at the time you want to wake up.
User avatar #171316 - donnybergerstory (01/18/2015) [-]
Has anyone been in the military, specifically US? And actually seen war. I really want to join because I think I have so much to live for and want to serve for my country.
User avatar #171367 to #171316 - marinepenguin (01/18/2015) [-]
Deployments are extrmely hard to come by these days. Your chances of seeing a firefight in Afghanistan is extremely low. If you enlist you could possibly go somewhere interesting like Korea, Germany, or some of the Pacific islands.
User avatar #171441 to #171367 - donnybergerstory (01/19/2015) [-]
That's where my brother's friend went. It looks awesome and like a great experience actually.
User avatar #171325 to #171316 - dasistwunderbar (01/18/2015) [-]
You have so much to live for, yet want to die in the middle east? That's an odd way of looking at things
User avatar #171357 to #171325 - donnybergerstory (01/18/2015) [-]
I want to be a hero is what I am saying. Why sit here in the states and do nothing with myself and just be average when I can go off and fight for the place I call home?
User avatar #171370 to #171357 - dasistwunderbar (01/18/2015) [-]
So be a fireman, or a policeman. Fight for the country you believe in, not against a country you couldn't find on a map. There are no heroes made in the middle east, only martyrs. Do good with your life, don't throw it away when you're young.
User avatar #171442 to #171370 - donnybergerstory (01/19/2015) [-]
Obviously you and I have 2 ways of looking at it, and no disrespect but I don't agree with your view.
User avatar #171317 to #171316 - donnybergerstory (01/18/2015) [-]
Totally even forgot to ask my question, what is it like?
User avatar #171309 - jbabco (01/18/2015) [-]
So i ate all of the bacon in my house and should I be worried that my dad will be mad. I'm high as fuck rn just saying (hopefully I don't get down thumbs cause you think I'm shotposting) should I be worried? Also when someone favorites you comment, do you see who favorited it?
User avatar #171332 to #171309 - misticalz (01/18/2015) [-]
idk
no.
User avatar #171322 to #171309 - infernobird ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
I don't know how much does your dad love his bacon.
User avatar #171318 to #171309 - cshp (01/18/2015) [-]
Go buy more bacon. Trade some of your bud for bacon if you have to
User avatar #171311 to #171309 - jbabco (01/18/2015) [-]
Also, I'm youngish, so don't think be spruced if you think I'm a dumb ducking stoner.
User avatar #171313 to #171311 - jbabco (01/18/2015) [-]
Fucking*
User avatar #171312 to #171311 - jbabco (01/18/2015) [-]
Suprised*
User avatar #171310 to #171309 - jbabco (01/18/2015) [-]
Shitposting*
User avatar #171303 - blastwavegaming (01/18/2015) [-]
My girlfriend is into BDSM and while I can get behind some parts(ex. smacking her ass and lightly hitting her) I'm kinda uncomfortable calling her names like whore and shit. What would be the best way to explain this to her?
User avatar #171304 to #171303 - alexanderburns ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
" I can get behind some parts (ex. smacking your ass and lightly hitting you). I'm kinda uncomfortable calling you names like whore and shit."
User avatar #171302 - nachoiscool (01/18/2015) [-]
not really advice just a general question to see if anyone else is going to watch the 4chan cup on twitch and if anyone follows the 4chan soccer league
User avatar #171298 - albertjester (01/18/2015) [-]
*roll 2* has rolling changed or something?
User avatar #171300 to #171298 - charizarddad ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
**charizarddad used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**charizarddad rolls 25** roll 1, 0-99 with astreisks
User avatar #171301 to #171300 - albertjester (01/18/2015) [-]
ah, thanks
#171294 - Common Pepe (01/18/2015) [-]
has anyone ever had stories of breaking up with their ex, getting back together, and then it actually turning out well?
User avatar #171333 to #171294 - misticalz (01/18/2015) [-]
eh
It's not really worth it bro
you'll end up fighting some time again
#171346 to #171333 - Common Pepe (01/18/2015) [-]
ive never even had a girlfriend, i was just wondering.
User avatar #171324 to #171294 - diliges (01/18/2015) [-]
I dated someone for a bit, while we were both pretty messed up mentally. We didn't really work out as a couple so we broke up. We ended up getting back together eventually and we were a lot more open but hateful towards each other. We didn't get along that well and were fighting pretty often. again we broke up with each other. I'm dating her again now for the third time and we are getting a place together soon ^.^
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User avatar #171299 to #171294 - iridium (01/18/2015) [-]
Closest thing I know is my Dad and Stepmom moving out from eachother's house and going through a temporary "split", then getting back together and their relationship was a lot better after that. They were at the point of ridiculous fights, but after that they stayed together until his eventual death to encephalopathy.
User avatar #171297 to #171294 - bobvonbobby (01/18/2015) [-]
Uh, I broke up with a girl i was dating for two years in November after I started college (she was a junior in high school). And then I came to miss her. I got back together with her over winter break, and the feelings I had that made me break up with her were gone. And the second semester was a whole lot better. Then she started having doubts and dumped my ass during the summer. Up till that point, things were swell. rofl
User avatar #171286 - ScottP (01/17/2015) [-]
So my ex just sent me a friend request on facebook. It's been over a year since she broke up with me.
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User avatar #171345 to #171307 - ScottP (01/18/2015) [-]
I'm pretty sure that I don't need to see anything about her anymore. I don't need to "make up" for anything.
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User avatar #171305 to #171286 - lickinghobos (01/18/2015) [-]
A few months ago, my ex who dumped me on Facebook, randomly poked me on there. I wanted to hit him.
User avatar #171343 to #171305 - enjoigiggity ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
I'm seriously surprised you didn't
User avatar #171361 to #171343 - lickinghobos (01/18/2015) [-]
And the weird thing was, I messaged him asking him why and he said he didn't want to hold a grudge anymore... I was like are you serious? He's the one who dumped me ON Facebook and never gave me a reason as to why he did it. He dumped me back in 2011 and we didn't talk up until a few months ago. He still has no clue how much of an effect he had on me for 7 months. 7 months of straight depression after the break up.
User avatar #171368 to #171361 - enjoigiggity ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
People who break up with someone online or via text are just one of the worst types of people. And I just don't understand what reason he has to be holding any sort of grudge. He sounds like a right prick if I'm honest. I hope for your sake that all of that is behind you now and you're a-ok
User avatar #171371 to #171368 - lickinghobos (01/18/2015) [-]
For the longest time, I wanted closure. I eventually said fuck it and moved on. It's all behind me and I'm glad it is.
User avatar #171376 to #171371 - enjoigiggity ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
Glad to hear that!
User avatar #171290 to #171286 - enjoigiggity ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
Are you debating whether or not to accept her?
User avatar #171291 to #171290 - ScottP (01/18/2015) [-]
Nah. I already deleted it.
User avatar #171292 to #171291 - enjoigiggity ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
Good man. My ex done the same a while back along with her best friend. Just quitely laughed to myself and deleted them
#171363 to #171292 - Common Pepe (01/18/2015) [-]
did*
#171287 to #171286 - Common Pepe (01/18/2015) [-]
that's neat, but why the fuck do you still have a facebook?
User avatar #171288 to #171287 - ScottP (01/18/2015) [-]
Because it helps me stay connected to older friends from elementary school as well as my high-school friends. I mean we're all in different cities now and it's nice to stay in touch from time to time.
User avatar #171277 - thefunnyside (01/17/2015) [-]
Hey guys, I'm an amateur writer. I was wondering if you could tell me some websites on where I could submit my writing and get feedback for it? I don't need anything to serious, I am only 15, but I'd love to get some constructive criticism on it so I can further improve. Thanks!
User avatar #171327 to #171277 - dasistwunderbar (01/18/2015) [-]
Hey man, first off, if you do end up submitting any work, send us a link, I for one would love to see this stuff. For criticism, try r/writing and r/destructivereaders, both active and honest communities that are incredibly noob friendly. Happy writing!
User avatar #171331 to #171327 - thefunnyside (01/18/2015) [-]
Thanks man! I guess I'll have to get used to using reddit, since I haven't been on it much. And if you'd like to read anything I've written, here's a link: docs.google.com/document/d/1FsLfjYZFoygD3MbWyS-K7JDSS4Wkv1wZhrjToRE2LpY/edit?usp=sharing
I had to write a story for a "program" of sorts (I won't go into detail on it, but I got accepted), with the title "I've been chosen to go back in time". It had to be 800 words long, so sorry if it seems a bit rushed. I'd love some feedback if you don't mind. Thanks again!
User avatar #171334 to #171331 - dasistwunderbar (01/18/2015) [-]
So first off, for a 15 year old, this is pretty polished. I pointed out a couple trivial errors, but overall, it was pretty slick. I don't know if this was your first draft or what, but it was much more fluid than a lot of stuff I see. Saying that though, this piece did have some issues.

I appreciate you wanted to preserve some mystery about the main character(s), but the lack of all detail means I have a little trouble connecting with her. Without any context as to her crime or even her persona, it's a tad difficult to care about her troubles.

Your main trouble is that this seems like an 'end'. There is no introduction and little exposition, which would be your beginning, and no real goings on to make the story exciting or compelling, which would be your middle. The conclusion of a narrative we haven't seen the start of is really hard to connect to.

I know the constraints of a word count all too well, but you've really hamstrung yourself by focusing on your character's inner monologue rather than the external events. This more than anything makes your story seem slow paced with very little actually happening.

That all said, this piece shows real promise. You clearly understand your characters and their motives, and the piece was emotional, although again lacking in depth. You've demonstrated well an understanding of 'show don't tell'. The stuff I've criticised is stuff that can only really be understood by practice, and from the potential I see here, practice till your fingers bleed. I'm certain you'll become an incredible writer, and if you do end up posting to those sites, make sure to drop me a link!
#171335 to #171334 - thefunnyside (01/18/2015) [-]
Thank you so much for your feedback. I agree with what you said, especially about the ending. I suppose that at one point I'll be continuing this story, but I'd like to wait until I improve my writing a bit more. Once again, thank you for your help!
Thank you so much for your feedback. I agree with what you said, especially about the ending. I suppose that at one point I'll be continuing this story, but I'd like to wait until I improve my writing a bit more. Once again, thank you for your help!
User avatar #171336 to #171335 - dasistwunderbar (01/18/2015) [-]
It was a pleasure to read. Remember, criticism is important, but you're the writer and what you say goes. And speaking from experience, try to keep the age thing on the downlow. Most self-respecting critics won't even read something by anyone under 18. It's puffed up self-importance, but all the same, it's just easier to get by as a 45 year old man.
User avatar #171337 to #171336 - thefunnyside (01/18/2015) [-]
Alright, thanks for that! I know I'm still young and have lots of space to improve, so I'll make sure to work a lot more!
And a question, if I may. Could you recommend any well-written books? I mean, some books that have a good writing style? I'm reading Norwegian Wood right now, and I'll be jumping on to the Great Gatsby afterwards (I'm not from an English-speaking country, so we don't have to read it in high school. Still, I hear it's an awesome classic). Any genre would be fine. Thanks!
User avatar #171348 to #171337 - dasistwunderbar (01/18/2015) [-]
Here's a couple books I read that I feel taught me something as a writer. They're all well written, if not incredible.

The Hobbit
The Shining
Fight Club
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Carry On, Jeeves
A Short History of Nearly Everything
Catch-22
The Specialty of the House (short story)
The End of Mr. Y (hated this book, but it was an excellent example of subjective narration)
The Rehearsal
The Graduate
User avatar #171350 to #171348 - thefunnyside (01/18/2015) [-]
Awesome, thank you! I remember my dad reading the hobbit to me when I was about 8. I need to pick it up again. As for the others, I'll make sure to read them.
User avatar #171275 - skelearmor (01/17/2015) [-]
does anyone know a website i can watch american tv shows for free on? shows like breaking bad
#171274 - Common Pepe (01/17/2015) [-]
So, I almost had sex with my gf (we're both 19). We both layed on my bed and I took her top and bra off but when I got downtown she didnt let me unbutton her pants saying that since it would be her first time it would make a mess and stuff. I was understanding and told her its ok and that I can wait till she is ready. My question is, should I try approaching her again that way or would she understand that she needs to approach me since she declined the 1st time? Also, why did she stop there when I already took her top and bra off? Any advice aside from dehumanizer[spoiler] except if he posts serious advice [/spoiler] is highly appreciated, thanks in advance
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User avatar #171281 to #171274 - advicedude (01/17/2015) [-]
shit you're thinking too much. Just make love in any way you can that isn't uncomfortable and when the time comes, she'll let you know.
#171279 to #171274 - Common Pepe (01/17/2015) [-]
if you really liked her you'd marry her first.
User avatar #171319 to #171279 - cshp (01/18/2015) [-]
kek'd
User avatar #171278 to #171274 - skelearmor (01/17/2015) [-]
try telling her she needs to approach you if she is ready until then dont approach her about it or you might see yourself waiting a longer time
User avatar #171271 - jaytothadee ONLINE (01/17/2015) [-]
wouldnt know where else to put this but wouldnt right now be the best time to invest stocks into the oil market because of obama allowing fracking
User avatar #171296 to #171271 - durkadurka (01/18/2015) [-]
As far as I understand what's happening is that supply has increased while demand has dropped, largely thanks to fracking. This is bad for OPEC countries. They could slow their own production down to keep prices up, but they'd lose market share. So they're instead keeping up production in the hopes that it will drive prices low enough to make fracking unprofitable. If that happens then fracking stops, production decreases and prices rise again.

So I imagine that this is what's going to happen. Oil prices will probably keep falling for a while but are then going to go back up. The trick would be to find where this bottom is and buy then.
User avatar #171289 to #171271 - nigerianprince (01/18/2015) [-]
TBH i dont think oil is done dropping yet so i wouldn't atm, its too much of a gamble at this point
User avatar #171267 - nigalthornberry (01/17/2015) [-]
Can someone teach me how to make WebM's?
User avatar #171266 - stegosaurusrah ONLINE (01/17/2015) [-]
what disney/pixar movie should i watch?
User avatar #171269 to #171266 - stegosaurusrah ONLINE (01/17/2015) [-]
by that i mean disney movies AND pixar movies, not just the ones they made together
User avatar #171270 to #171268 - stegosaurusrah ONLINE (01/17/2015) [-]
noooooo seen it too many times. pick another!
#171243 - sideism (01/17/2015) [-]
does anyone have the source for the song in this?
does anyone have the source for the song in this?
User avatar #171248 to #171243 - tikitaco (01/17/2015) [-]
Here's the source song in a lyric video. Funky town Lyrics
User avatar #171245 to #171243 - sugoi (01/17/2015) [-]
Funky town.
User avatar #171222 - georgesmoustache (01/17/2015) [-]
hard lump on left testicle, slightly smaller than a pea. Am I going to die?
User avatar #171283 to #171222 - advicedude (01/17/2015) [-]
Everyone dies, so yes.
User avatar #171285 to #171283 - georgesmoustache (01/17/2015) [-]
am I going to die of bollock cancer
User avatar #171293 to #171285 - advicedude (01/18/2015) [-]
I had the same scare but then I figured its just the little lump that connects the tubes to the testies and haven't thought about it since. it's been 3 years since then and I'm not dead
User avatar #171295 to #171293 - georgesmoustache (01/18/2015) [-]
but I cant feel it on the otherside
User avatar #171257 to #171222 - serhiy ONLINE (01/17/2015) [-]
I would get it checked out anyway, testis cancer is one of the fastest spreading cancers known, if you wait on it even for a few months you might have some serious problems
#171258 to #171257 - fastest (01/17/2015) [-]
I can agree
User avatar #171265 to #171258 - nigalthornberry (01/17/2015) [-]
Same, even if it isn't cancer a regular checkup is always good
User avatar #171249 to #171222 - loveyameanish (01/17/2015) [-]
There are benign lumps too, not every ball lump will kill you. Google "hydrocele", "varicocele" and "epididymal cysts" and see do they sound familiar. These are all common and don't cause many symptoms other than the lump itself and maybe some mild heaviness, swelling and MAYBE pain if it's in an awkward place.

If it was malignant it'd probably be accompanied by other symptoms like pain, fluid retention in your nutsack, an ache in your lower stomach or groin, and sore boy boobs.

Hope u dnt die lol xo
User avatar #171260 to #171249 - georgesmoustache (01/17/2015) [-]
Thanks, I hope you don't die too
User avatar #171226 to #171222 - sugoi (01/17/2015) [-]
Have you had sex
If no then stop masturbating for a while and wash that area a bit, might be a pimple.
If yes go see a doctor.
If no but still worried, go see a doctor.
User avatar #171227 to #171226 - georgesmoustache (01/17/2015) [-]
its like not attached to the skin
User avatar #171228 to #171227 - sugoi (01/17/2015) [-]
So inside your balls?
Probably should check with a doc then.

I just want to remind you everyone here is just a faggot on a computer and not at all trained medical professionals.
User avatar #171229 to #171228 - georgesmoustache (01/17/2015) [-]
people have dealt with these things though, its not actually in the nut, between the skin and testi
User avatar #171230 to #171229 - sugoi (01/17/2015) [-]
Yeah people have dealt with these things but you haven't answered the "have you had sex" question yet so for all I know you have aids or some other STD and need treatment right away before your immune system shuts down.

User avatar #171231 to #171230 - georgesmoustache (01/17/2015) [-]
got checked after the last time I had sex so no
#171238 to #171231 - Common Pepe (01/17/2015) [-]
they don't check for everything in those tests. just the common std's and sti's.
#171214 - Common Pepe (01/17/2015) [-]
QUICK I need a subject for some shitty 1-2 minute video that proves that I didn't sleep during video editing classes!

Basically I have to take a vid, add some audio commenting crap related to the vid but not in the original one of course , and some cheap background music.

Just need a quick and easy idea since the whole thing mustn't be in english.
User avatar #171218 to #171214 - tikitaco (01/17/2015) [-]
Kiddo, calm down. Do something about how sleeping improves brain function or something.
#171215 to #171214 - Common Pepe (01/17/2015) [-]
oh for fucks-
#171216 to #171215 - Common Pepe (01/17/2015) [-]

"Advice - love advice, dating advice,..."
#171202 - gmanofwonder (01/16/2015) [-]
>Be me 15    
>Virgin    
>Decide I don't wanna be a virgin anymore. (Understand I was a complete asshole at the time. So to deal with this, I decide to go after the girl who is known for being bipolar because I wanted a girl who was crazy to take my virginity.    
>Turns out she was a Wickin too. Really into anything really. She's 16 at the time and although she was crazy, she had the fucking hottest body in the school. Holy fucking shit.    
>Speed ahead 2 months, for the past 6 weeks I would sneak into her house while her parents were at work, then while they were coming in the door I'd jump out her window. What's even cooler is that they were military w/ a spotlight so I really was pretty happy about being ninja. Truth is I was just lucky.    
>One night, her little brother is going to bed. She told me she wanted to wait until she was married to have sex. Start grinding with her like usual. She's into me grunting and shit so I do that. Scratch her back, all that shit. Start accidentally breaking blood in her back.    
>"Fuck this, Anon. We're going upstairs."    
>She takes me by the hand and we go up into her room.    
I know so far it sounds like a fucking win, but just you wait.
>Be me 15
>Virgin
>Decide I don't wanna be a virgin anymore. (Understand I was a complete asshole at the time. So to deal with this, I decide to go after the girl who is known for being bipolar because I wanted a girl who was crazy to take my virginity.
>Turns out she was a Wickin too. Really into anything really. She's 16 at the time and although she was crazy, she had the fucking hottest body in the school. Holy fucking shit.
>Speed ahead 2 months, for the past 6 weeks I would sneak into her house while her parents were at work, then while they were coming in the door I'd jump out her window. What's even cooler is that they were military w/ a spotlight so I really was pretty happy about being ninja. Truth is I was just lucky.
>One night, her little brother is going to bed. She told me she wanted to wait until she was married to have sex. Start grinding with her like usual. She's into me grunting and shit so I do that. Scratch her back, all that shit. Start accidentally breaking blood in her back.
>"Fuck this, Anon. We're going upstairs."
>She takes me by the hand and we go up into her room.
I know so far it sounds like a fucking win, but just you wait.
#171203 to #171202 - gmanofwonder (01/16/2015) [-]
cont.
>We're in her room. It's all dark and shit and she takes off her clothes. I put my hand down and suddenly.
>I feel more hair than Indiana Jones has felt Weeds in the congo.
>I feel more hair than a black afro cosplay night.
>You think I give up then, but no.
>Actually attempt to go down on her, my dick already fucking died after feeling the hair. One lick and I felt like I was licking heated shit. She must've just never showered in her goddamn life.
>Smoothabort.jpeg
>Fingerbang for 5 min.
>We go back down stairs. "It's okay, Anon. We're not ready yet."
I broke up with her about a week later after she bawled her eyes out at my new years party. I really wanted to say something about what happened, but in all honesty I felt she knew too. She got me Invader Zim headphones and she was somewhat cool, except that she was borderline crazy and I dated her to lose my virginity. Yes I'm aware that 15 year old me was a complete and utter asshole.
User avatar #171321 to #171203 - cshp (01/18/2015) [-]
Stank pussy the realest deal breaker in the world.
User avatar #171263 to #171203 - makotoitou (01/17/2015) [-]
just fake it bruh
#171223 to #171203 - ilikethisusername ONLINE (01/17/2015) [-]
somewhat similar story.   
   
>be me 14   
>virgin   
>girlfriend "cheated" on me by sexting some guy   
>fast forward 6 months later   
>my birthday passed and she wants to give me a present   
>tells me its bigger than what she did with that guy   
>meh okay.   
>meet her at a park in the dark, no body is around   
>she let me suck her titties   
>coolio   
>she tells me she wants more   
>i put my finger in her short shorts and finger bang her   
>i rip open the short shorts as if they were the doors to valhala waiting to be opened and my fucking god the hair on that pussy   
>that pussy looked like a fucking cave that's never been entered or touched   
>that pussy has so much fucking hair it's got its own ecosystem   
>nope.jpg   
>give the pussy a light kiss, tell her i have to be home in 5 mins   
>she and i say bye and we leave   
>mfw i kissed a pussy goodbye
somewhat similar story.

>be me 14
>virgin
>girlfriend "cheated" on me by sexting some guy
>fast forward 6 months later
>my birthday passed and she wants to give me a present
>tells me its bigger than what she did with that guy
>meh okay.
>meet her at a park in the dark, no body is around
>she let me suck her titties
>coolio
>she tells me she wants more
>i put my finger in her short shorts and finger bang her
>i rip open the short shorts as if they were the doors to valhala waiting to be opened and my fucking god the hair on that pussy
>that pussy looked like a fucking cave that's never been entered or touched
>that pussy has so much fucking hair it's got its own ecosystem
>nope.jpg
>give the pussy a light kiss, tell her i have to be home in 5 mins
>she and i say bye and we leave
>mfw i kissed a pussy goodbye
User avatar #171276 to #171223 - jaytothadee ONLINE (01/17/2015) [-]
Be me 13
>going to movie theatre with white trashish chick
dont care hear she gives great handies and bjs
>Sit down in the theatre
>Halfway in the movie sex scene
>She reaches over and unzips my pants
>Gives greatest handie of my life
>she sits on top of me and takes her shorts off
top of the theatre barely anybody was in here
>She takes off her panties
>hairriest vagina ever and plus it stank
>she starts giving me a lap dance
>my dick is limp at this point
>people at the bottom of the movie theatre start murrmuring it smells like rotten fish
>Oh fuck my fucking classmates are at the bottom of the theatre
>they look up and see me
>oh shit oh shit.jpg
>They see white trash girl on top of me and put two and two together
live next of 7th grade known as fish market or fishbrains
User avatar #171224 to #171223 - gmanofwonder (01/17/2015) [-]
Right? Isn't that the fucking worst? Shit, bitches need to learn hygiene.

My girl's name was Karrie.
User avatar #171236 to #171224 - notred ONLINE (01/17/2015) [-]
They are like, 14. Obviously they wont shave.
User avatar #171264 to #171236 - gmanofwonder (01/17/2015) [-]
Yeah and my girl was 16 at the time.
User avatar #171239 to #171236 - ilikethisusername ONLINE (01/17/2015) [-]
she turned 15 3 months before me. but yeah....i see your point.
User avatar #171201 - gmanofwonder (01/16/2015) [-]
So I made a post awhile back about my feels and how I'd be willing to help people out on Funnyjunk.

This is going to sound so stupid, but just you'll have to take my word on this. I met someone through it that asked for my help who might honestly be one of the greatest people I've ever met.

I'm not in love with her, but i love her, you know? Like I love my mom and everything. She's having some really hard times with a few of her friends who might be dying. One from a disease, other from suicide; I mean, stuff I went through but she lost someone close to her before and she's asking me how she's supposed to handle it. How she's supposed to handle that possibility; or rather, I'm trying to make her ready for what might be a very real situation for her because I don't want to lose her too. How do I help her? What are some strategies, ideals, anything you can come up with that might be useful to help her cope and understand about death?
User avatar #171208 to #171201 - tikitaco (01/16/2015) [-]
You're asking advice for a girl you met on funnyjunk on funnyjunk.... okay. I can understand how losing a loved one can be hard, and things aren't going to be "okay" right away. In these kinds of situations it takes time to heal these things. It's like if you know you're going to fall/jump off a building (hitting the ground being the climax of the situation, this is a metaphor) You have to prepare for those kinds of situations, you know, bring a pillow or something. Just make sure she's surrounded by a lot of friends, especially yourself. Just be there when it happens and it should all work out for the best.
User avatar #171209 to #171208 - gmanofwonder (01/16/2015) [-]
Well she doesn't go on here anymore, been busy af unlike me who's a little shit who plays games all day.
User avatar #171210 to #171209 - tikitaco (01/17/2015) [-]
playing games is still a busy practice
User avatar #171197 - whitelapras (01/16/2015) [-]
how do i link other comments back to mine.

it looks something like
>>#171190
User avatar #171328 to #171197 - dasistwunderbar (01/18/2015) [-]
>>#171197, You click the comment number you want to link to and it inserts it into your comment.
User avatar #171212 to #171197 - yourinvisiblegf (01/17/2015) [-]
>>#171190

forget the #
User avatar #171219 to #171212 - tikitaco (01/17/2015) [-]
I asked a mod and he told me to put the actual link in my comment
User avatar #171213 to #171212 - mondamini (01/17/2015) [-]
ty for the notification
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