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#206000 - canyou
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(01/06/2016) [-]
Are there any apps that allow a video to play on your phone while the screen is turned off? I listen to videos on wifi while working but it's stupid inefficient. It wastes batteries because the screen is on, and if it's in my pocket things might get clicked.

Maybe someone can offer an alternative solution?
#206040 to #206000 - drassman
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(01/06/2016) [-]
if its not an iphone. you can just use youtube-mp3.org it downloads the audio of any youtube video
#205996 - navacoo
Reply +5
(01/05/2016) [-]
I did it guys!!! I'm not sure how many care but I need to get it off my chest! I have gone through all the stages of grief do to a girl completely fucking me emotionally and finically! It's been 7 months but I finally come to peace with it all! So thanks FJ for the laughs and good times!!!
#205997 to #205996 - navacoo
Reply +3
(01/05/2016) [-]
Shit! Financially not finically!!
#205999 to #205997 - canyou
Reply +2
(01/06/2016) [-]
congrats!
#206001 to #205999 - navacoo
Reply +1
(01/06/2016) [-]
Thanks!!
#205970 - jii
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(01/05/2016) [-]
Um...I'm asking for a friend. Is it normal to be suicidally depressed because you can't get a gf? or is that just a niche thing?
#205995 to #205970 - alstorp
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(01/05/2016) [-]
You need to realize there are more important things in life, and realize that there's no point in thinking about it, because the chances that you are going to find someone to love just by chance alone, are statistically very, very high.
#205994 to #205970 - yourinvisiblegf
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(01/05/2016) [-]
try not to think about it
think about yourself
keep being busy
improve yourself
it'll happen
#205993 to #205970 - celaeneo
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(01/05/2016) [-]
You mean cliche. But somebody thinks it's worth getting depressed over then I suppose it is.
#205991 to #205970 - drickz
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(01/05/2016) [-]
No. Normal people can function properly without a gf
#205984 to #205970 - ieatbengay
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(01/05/2016) [-]
no
#205975 to #205970 - dehumanizer ONLINE
Reply +1
(01/05/2016) [-]
welcome home robot man
#205973 to #205970 - justamollusk
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(01/05/2016) [-]
According to dehumanizer it is.
#205979 to #205973 - dehumanizer ONLINE
Reply +4
(01/05/2016) [-]
its no laughing matter
#205968 - ironstorm
Reply +1
(01/05/2016) [-]
I'd like to Watch the latest Star Wars before the internet spoils it for me.

Should I watch it in 2D or 3D?
#205982 to #205968 - borderlineparanoid ONLINE
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(01/05/2016) [-]
don't bother with 3D.

2D is good.
#205976 to #205968 - dehumanizer ONLINE
Reply +1
(01/05/2016) [-]
just watch a new hope, THEY LITTEREALY FUCKING COPIED EVERYTHING
#205972 to #205968 - anon
Reply -10
(01/05/2016) [-]
I went to the 3D projection and it's nothing impressive. Go 2D and save some money


HAN SOLO DIES
HAN SOLO DIES
HAN SOLO DIES
HAN SOLO DIES
HAN SOLO DIES
HAN SOLO DIES
HAN SOLO DIES
HAN SOLO DIES
HAN SOLO DIES
HAN SOLO DIES
HAN SOLO DIES
HAN SOLO DIES
HAN SOLO DIES
#205969 to #205968 - jii
Reply -9
(01/05/2016) [-]
Click to show spoiler
Han Dies. You're an idiot 2D is fine. Go ahead and click both spoilers. They are Not Force Awakens spoilers in any way shape or form. You must trust me.
#205971 to #205969 - dreygur
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(01/05/2016) [-]
NOTE: THESE ARE ACTUAL SPOILERS
#205964 - anon
Reply 0
(01/05/2016) [-]
So once upon a time i met a nice, funny girl on fj. she was pretty cool and we had feelings for each other but couldn't really do anything about it because we lived far apart. We tried a long distance thing but it crashed and burned in the end. I haven't spoke to her since. I feel really awful. we used to talk constantly and we liked a lot of the same shit. We used to watch movies together over skype and shit. I broke up with her in the end because things got pretty complicated, internet relationships are kinda cringeworthy as awesome as she was and the things i felt for her made me want a girl that i could take to the movies and be with irl. I guess i feel guilty. this happened over a year ago now. I just want a fellow fj'ers take on this. Did i fuck up? am i a terrible person?
#206060 to #205964 - drickz
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(01/06/2016) [-]
You can try to be her friend if she still likes you and you like her. If you did anything hurtful to her, a big, sincere apology is required. Nothing is impossible.
You did fuck up when you decided to break contact if the lack of physical contact was the only reason. No you are no a terrible person for breaking up. Knowing that you can't see the other person builds creates stress and anxiety, which is not good.

Internet relationships have a place in life however cringeworthy they seem. Just don't expect them to be erotic and long-lived. They way I see it, they're stepping stones towards growing emotionally.

I tried it once, but the distance was too long and the girl turned out to be a wreck. I learned a lot that time and swore never to have a long distance relationship again.
However, now I'm in another one and it's 100 times better than the first one because we can actually see and touch one another every now and then. We don't go out much so it works well. She was too good a person to pass up on because of 2000km.
#205981 to #205964 - ieatbengay
Reply +2
(01/05/2016) [-]
you can't be anything more than friends with someone over the internet
you should have just stayed friends
#205958 - sisterblister
Reply 0
(01/05/2016) [-]
Anyone know why when i drink liquids i get sharp pain between my sholderblades and heart area but not food and it goes to a dull pain for a while ive been looking it up because doctora are expensive any one els have have this problem
#205980 to #205958 - reaperssprint
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(01/05/2016) [-]
Are the liquids usually very cold?
#205985 to #205980 - sisterblister
Reply 0
(01/05/2016) [-]
Normal temp just any liquids really
#205960 to #205958 - anon
Reply 0
(01/05/2016) [-]
If it's affecting your life you have to see a doctor friend..
#205986 to #205960 - sisterblister
Reply 0
(01/05/2016) [-]
Im probbaly going today
#205955 - murrlogic
Reply 0
(01/05/2016) [-]
Does anyone here know how to fix gifs?

www.dropbox.com/home/SpiceAndWolf?preview=adfderfgr.gif

I dunno how but my friend really needs this.
#206168 to #205955 - elsanna
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(01/08/2016) [-]
Pretty sure that's not a shareable link.
#206153 to #205955 - cuzsunny
Reply 0
(01/08/2016) [-]
If Elsanna or Elsana is still around, he used to fix gifs
#205953 - glasswall
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#205952 - anon
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(01/05/2016) [-]
i'm really in love with my gf i think about her a lot and everyday i always feel like i love her even more but that also worries me because it will be awful if she breaks up with me. what do?
#206018 to #205952 - jonandstuff
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(01/06/2016) [-]
Hold onto her, brother. Hold on for dear life. a girl is a girl, but love, it's something I still haven't gotten back since I lost mine. Still dream of her every night. Wake up, thinking she will be laying by my side, but she's not, it's maddening really. Makes you wonder if you could just sleep forever, maybe see her forever, live in the dream. But you can never sleep forever, the dream either becomes a reality with your actions, or the dream dies over and over again every morning.
#205978 to #205952 - dehumanizer ONLINE
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(01/05/2016) [-]
break up now so it hurts the least

#205954 to #205952 - gabsmatags
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(01/05/2016) [-]
Just let yourself love her. Enjoy it as much as you can. Even if she leaves, she can't take away how happy you are to have her now. Stay healthy and happy and try to maintain such a relationship with her. Make sure she knows what she means to you.
#205944 - novren
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#205942 - kschmidty
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(01/05/2016) [-]
I am an unfeeling asshole who has made my mother's life awful. I have wasted her money on going to a university that I don't take seriously and I barely passed 4 of my 5 classes the 5th I bombed. This led her to worry about losing my scholarship and funding from Voc Rehab ( I didn't and we're both relieved by that). This isn't the first time this has happened, ever since 7th grade I have barely put any effort into school and barely scrape by. I'm also extremely rude to her and my family, I barely talk to any of them and when I do I usually act as though I would rather be doing anything else. I've recently started seeing a therapist and while it has helped me slightly I am nowhere near being the person I know I can be and fear that if I don't either my mom will finally learn from her past mistakes and disown me or will continue to do this until she runs out of money. If anyone out there can give me some kind of advice it would be appreciated. Serious replies only please.
#205974 to #205942 - justamollusk
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(01/05/2016) [-]
You won't change until you honestly believe the crap coming out of your mouth.
Once you do, the change will happen. Once you WANT to make that change, you'll see it develop through the choices you make and your behaviors.
Part of it could also just be maturity. I had to stop school for a short while because I didn't want to be there, knew I didn't want to be there, and knew I would just be wasting money. It'd be better to lose your scholarship by not attending for a short while than to lose it because you attended and bombed all your classes. It's up to you to get your priorities in order and nobody else.
#205948 to #205942 - gabsmatags
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(01/05/2016) [-]
You are an asshole. You know that. But guess what? You need to realize that you are CAPABLE OF CHANGE. You don't HAVE to be this way. You know you've done wrong, but acknowledging that isn't enough. You need to actively make amends and not because it'll make you feel better, but because it is the right thing to do. Your mother deserves better. Your family deserves better. Be the person they deserve. You have it in you, I know it. Just. Snap. Out of it. You can do great things, you just need to believe it.
#205949 to #205948 - kschmidty
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(01/05/2016) [-]
How though?
#205951 to #205949 - gabsmatags
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(01/05/2016) [-]
Get your shit together. Actions speak louder than words, man. You can only say sorry so many times before your mom sees it as nothing more than a hollow excuse for you to keep mooching. Find some fucking classes you actually like and actually put in some damn effort. Delete time wasting apps from your phone. Pick up some productive hobbies that will increase your focus and motivation. Look for a job. Hell, try to do some extra chores around the house, I don't care. Just show your mother you care about SOMETHING other than yourself and stop apologizing because it doesn't mean shit anymore. Either do it or don't.
#205946 to #205942 - dreygur
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(01/05/2016) [-]
Apologizing is the best thing you can do. Even if you have a hard time improving, it's very important that she knows that you're aware of your assholish behavior and that you're trying to change it. It's probably the biggest step you can take for now, if you haven't done it already.
#205947 to #205946 - kschmidty
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(01/05/2016) [-]
I have apologized, multiple times. But I always revert to my old self.
#205950 to #205947 - dreygur
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(01/05/2016) [-]
Trust me, it's much better that she can knows that you still love her despite being an asshole, and that you're aware of your mistakes. Well begun is half done.
#205940 - lovepain ONLINE
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(01/04/2016) [-]
Hey guys,

Does anyone here know anything about investing into stocks/share and any other way of making money through online methods. Iv googled where to start and this website keeps coming up www.plus500.com/StartTrading.aspx although i dont want to download it as im not even sure where to start. I have got a company in mind which is a good thing.
#205961 to #205940 - anon
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(01/05/2016) [-]
Unless you're playing around with spare money, don't day trade if you don't have the time. Trades can vary in minutes too. It depends what you're after.
#205966 to #205961 - lovepain ONLINE
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(01/05/2016) [-]
Yeah this is spare money, i currently go to college twice a week and i dont have a job so i have almost all the time in the world.
#205959 to #205940 - nigerianprince
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(01/05/2016) [-]
Yes, but don't think of it as something easy, if it were easy everyone would do it. What company do you have in mind?
#205967 to #205959 - lovepain ONLINE
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(01/05/2016) [-]
I understand its not easy but i thought it would be easier to start young as i can see myself doing this in the future anyways.

I planned on investing in Ryanair
#205983 to #205967 - nigerianprince
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#205990 to #205983 - lovepain ONLINE
Reply 0
(01/05/2016) [-]
I will definitely start considering this, but i know absolutely nothing about investing/stocks etc.

I dont know if you do this through an app, website and so on. How long have you been doing this for? And can classes teach you? Surely if there was a way of making money then everyone would be doing it and everyone would be well off.
#205992 to #205990 - nigerianprince
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#205924 - mikeypooh
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(01/04/2016) [-]
anyone know where to find a nice flyer background for a cleaning business?
#205935 to #205927 - hardjunk ONLINE
Reply 0
(01/04/2016) [-]
Dont go here
#205899 - arsenymous
Reply +3
(01/04/2016) [-]
Do any of yall know the best way to rent an escort online? I mean the sexual ones that lonely people pay.
#205926 to #205899 - mondominiman ONLINE
Reply 0
(01/04/2016) [-]
I've been there man don't worry. When I was looking for one I went to reddit because even though FJ is full of lonely virgins none of them knew shit. Depending on your area you can use TER, great website it's like a giant catalog of escorts with user submitted reviews so you know exactly what you're getting, you can filter by age, city, build, services, ect. There's also backpage but be careful with that because there are fakes there so when looking someone up ALWAYS google their phone number, if it takes you to some outside business like a laundry mat then skip her she's a fake. Normally those numbers should lead right back to that post and any other posts she does, remember the more times she posts means that it's a good chance she's legit Also keep an eye on consistent photos and information, if you're getting different numbers/photos on different sites than skip her. . When you do find one google her name and see if you can find her on TER too, if she's small time she may not be on there but don't worry.

Websites I used
www.theeroticreview.com/main.asp
www.reddit.com/r/Hookers/
www.backpage.com/
#205965 to #205926 - ieatbengay
Reply 0
(01/05/2016) [-]
lonely virgins are exactly the kind of people who need escorts
#205915 to #205899 - jii
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(01/04/2016) [-]
Cops run that shit. Just go to bar, treat women like they're dirt and they'll trip over them selves trying to inhale your cock. One caveat: must be over 6' or it doesn't work
#205912 to #205899 - alstorp
Reply 0
(01/04/2016) [-]
Probably in the deep web marketplace
#205909 to #205899 - whitechino ONLINE
Reply +5
(01/04/2016) [-]
just email your mom. wdk. wdu go be a man and rape something.
#205910 to #205909 - arsenymous
Reply +11
(01/04/2016) [-]
Thanks dad, you're the best!
#205911 to #205910 - whitechino ONLINE
Reply +1
(01/04/2016) [-]
I love you too, son.
#205887 - nigalthornberry
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#205888 to #205887 - thatsnumberwang
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(01/04/2016) [-]
are you yellow?
#205889 to #205888 - nigalthornberry
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(01/04/2016) [-]
Yes
#205890 to #205889 - thatsnumberwang
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(01/04/2016) [-]
doesn't look bad to me mate. perhaps some context?
#205891 to #205890 - nigalthornberry
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(01/04/2016) [-]
She's stressed with life and feeling like she owes everyone including me shit and almost broke down while working then started crying when I tried to talk to her and yelled at me she said she needed to be alone and I said I'm here if she wants to talk or anything which is what the first text is for and the second one I didn't expect. I do feel like I made it a little worse by trying to talk to her so much about it
#205892 to #205891 - thatsnumberwang
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(01/04/2016) [-]
I guess is she feels like talking about shit thats bothering her with you she will. Like you rightly said, if you was pushing her to open up, you're only becoming another problem. I wouldn't worry though, if she apologized for having a go at you, you obviously mean something to her.
#205893 to #205892 - nigalthornberry
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(01/04/2016) [-]
The thing that's worrying me is that that's the last thing she's said all day... like even though she said she wanted to be alone the second message made me think maybe she does want to talk but then you know nothing from her the rest of the day...
#205894 to #205893 - thatsnumberwang
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(01/04/2016) [-]
How do you know her? and how long have you known her?
#205895 to #205894 - nigalthornberry
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(01/04/2016) [-]
This sounds stupid but close friends and 6 months
#205896 to #205895 - thatsnumberwang
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(01/04/2016) [-]
That tells me you're in fairly regular contact. I wouldn't push her to talk to you about stuff. with you being close friends, i'm sure she'll talk when she feels like it. Giving things time is often hard to do but it's a great payoff trust me.
#205897 to #205896 - nigalthornberry
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(01/04/2016) [-]
Thanks.... so I didn't fuck up with what I said?
#205904 to #205897 - whitechino ONLINE
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(01/04/2016) [-]
remember yo, if you fuk up, there's 3.5 billion other girls out there. It's never an end, just a new beginning.
#205898 to #205897 - thatsnumberwang
Reply 0
(01/04/2016) [-]
nah, you're just overthinking.
#205882 - sisterblister
Reply 0
(01/04/2016) [-]
if any of you booger heads have long hair i would like some advice im growing out my hair for either locks for love or if i like it keeping it i have super healthy hair thick too but ive never had it past my shoulders any advice past that to keep it looking good and healthy
#205977 to #205882 - dehumanizer ONLINE
Reply 0
(01/05/2016) [-]
>dont cut it
>comb it like atleast once a day

ezpz
#205987 to #205977 - sisterblister
Reply 0
(01/05/2016) [-]
Thank you man
#205988 to #205987 - dehumanizer ONLINE
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(01/05/2016) [-]
im serious only cut the edges if it starts to split and shit
#205989 to #205988 - sisterblister
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(01/05/2016) [-]
Yea when i cut my hair i just shave . It off completely so it stays healthy im do the same with my beard and its pretty long allready im thinking about going full zztop
#205919 to #205882 - mindlessdubs
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(01/04/2016) [-]
Just like, condition it. And don't blowdry it, heat is actually kinda bad for your hair.
#205920 to #205919 - sisterblister
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(01/04/2016) [-]
I put no heat or product and good cleaning and conditier guess im set. Thank you
#205879 - murrlogic
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(01/04/2016) [-]
>Mom is dead
>Dad is dead
>Uncles and Aunts alike all dead
>Brother dead
>All Grandparents Dead as well

I'm literally that's left.

If I were to die the McKay family tree is literally gone forever.
#205916 to #205879 - jii
Reply +1
(01/04/2016) [-]
Just jizz in a hot woman;s poon, it's easy fam.
#205905 to #205879 - whitechino ONLINE
Reply +1
(01/04/2016) [-]
Sell some Sperm if you're scared about millions of years of work from you ancestors for nothing. It's just a small step to lift some thing like that off your mind. I'm an only man left in my family. I die and my family name is gone forever.
#205883 to #205879 - sisterblister
Reply 0
(01/04/2016) [-]
put a baby in someone
#205884 to #205883 - anon
Reply 0
(01/04/2016) [-]
what
#205885 to #205884 - sisterblister
Reply 0
(01/04/2016) [-]
if he is all thats left he just has to have a male baby to keep it going its simple
#205881 to #205879 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(01/04/2016) [-]
I don't see the problem here
#205880 to #205879 - dorkledumbs
Reply 0
(01/04/2016) [-]
What about the guy who directed Anchorman?
#205875 - notred ONLINE
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(01/04/2016) [-]
so apparently my dad has MS (Multiple sclerosis), my dad's brother also has it so the doctors fear it might be hereditary. I'm not sure what to do with this information.
#205878 to #205875 - anon
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(01/04/2016) [-]
AMPUTATION IS ALWAYS THE ANSWER
#205876 to #205875 - anon
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(01/04/2016) [-]
If you're worried that you'll be diagnosed all I can tell you is don't worry about it
That sounds impossible, but the best thing for you is to live your life as if you never knew this. Your life will be better for it and there's a chance you may not even be diagnosed
#205906 to #205876 - whitechino ONLINE
Reply 0
(01/04/2016) [-]
^Listen to this guy. See as much of the world. If your pops has it, then it'll be a long time till you even start showing the signs.
#205874 - Tyranitar ONLINE
Reply 0
(01/04/2016) [-]
My aunt gave me a really bad video game for Christmas Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric

Should I trade it in for 40 bucks store credit, or maintain my polite upbringing and keep it?

She probably won't ever ask about it again, and it's not like I'll play it more than once if I choose to keep it. But at the same time, it would just feel wrong.
#205962 to #205874 - anon
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(01/05/2016) [-]
40 bucks? that's nigga money friend. sell that shit
#205957 to #205874 - drickz
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(01/05/2016) [-]
Tell her the disc didn't work and ask for the receipt so you can go trade it. Or tell her you have it already/it's REALLY not your thing. If she's a nice aunt, I think she'll understand.
#205928 to #205874 - mondominiman ONLINE
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(01/04/2016) [-]
Return it
#205907 to #205874 - whitechino ONLINE
Reply 0
(01/04/2016) [-]
fuck ya aunt. Sell it. She obviously didn't put in the effort to get you something special. She thought of you and that's the most that counts.
#205903 to #205874 - jii
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(01/04/2016) [-]
Insert directly into le rubbish bin
#205877 to #205874 - anon
Reply 0
(01/04/2016) [-]
If she would never ask about it I'd say no harm done
She'd probably rather you had something you liked than something you wouldn't touch anyways

Thing about gifts is, it doesn't really matter what exactly it is as long as you know the sentiment and effort behind it
#205867 - epicextreme
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(01/03/2016) [-]
fj I'm fed up of my anxiety. its the one thing in my life that's stopping me currently.
I don't have deppression, in fact I've had a drive lately where I want to succeed prove to myself and others that I can do good in life.
but the anxiety, its not even mental its physical.
getting shaky, lump in the throat feeling (this one really bugs me), nausea, heart palpitations, twitching etc
even when my phone goes off I think "oh god what the fuck have I done? I've done something wrong oh god oh god" *answer* "can you grab some milk when you come home?"
its becoming a daily struggle I haven't had an anxiety attack in years but I always feel like its right around the corner which makes me more anxious, like a vicious circle.
everytime I get a sympton I instantly think "oh shit is it diabetes? am I about to have a heart attack? do I have cancer? then I google it and its the same line
"this is a symptom of anxiety"
but it doesn't help I still think that symptoms I get are for something worse and that doctor's pass it off as anxiety just because they know I have it and its easy to tell me that now.
is there anyone else on hear with this problem? It would help a lot just to talk to someone who is dealing with this aswell
Also the fear of being stuck in traffic really starts my heavy breathing and fast heart rate I know its stupid but it won't stop what if I need an ambulance in this traffic? or getting sudden explosive diarrhoea? shouldn't I be eating right now?
#205998 to #205867 - kegget
Reply 0
(01/06/2016) [-]
Cannabis oil is your friend.

Get a good cannabis oil, CBD oil is legal practically everywhere. It does not get you high, nor does it have any nasty side-effects like medication. My last medication made me poop water and gave me really dry lips
#205921 to #205867 - sisterblister
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(01/04/2016) [-]
Well mine is no where as severe as that i have had a few attacks but lateley my heart has been giveing me trouble and thanks to that i am allways scared each couch neck pain anything simple i think imabout to die betta. Blockers im on for blood pressure helps though