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#204951 - mikeypooh
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(12/17/2015) [-]
anyone know how long it takes a package from codejunkies to get to the us? i keep trying to email them but no answer
#204939 - thumbsdenied
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(12/16/2015) [-]
are hairy men repulsive these days? Ive been cursed with a hairy body but i dont mind it myself really, just the backside hair is kinda annoying. ive tried grooming all the torso hair off, but i feel like a child afterwards, also the damn itchyness after is terrible. Waxing costs a ton and it sucks. My back does feel satin smooth for a few weeks after the strange tight skin feeling goes away from waxing.


#204970 to #204939 - ieatbengay
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(12/17/2015) [-]
no, body hair is attractive, women like masculinity, the problem for those who dont like it is long/ungroomed hair, you can trim/shape parts of it if your feeling self conscious about it, but shaving it all off is worse than never touching it

obviously everyone has their preferences so you cant please everyone, but ive heard good things about chest hair and the 'happy trail'

everyone wants what they dont have so dont be ashamed of it
#204946 to #204939 - bosmerbooty
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(12/17/2015) [-]
That's all subjective. I personally am not attracted to hairy guys at all, where as one of my best friends is attracted to full on gorilla men, and my other best friendeals likes her men to be somewhere between the two extremes.

Don't wax/shave if it's more trouble than it's worth. The hair lovers will come.
#204947 to #204946 - bosmerbooty
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(12/17/2015) [-]
I don't know why that autocorrected to friendeals but let's roll with it.
#204949 to #204947 - thumbsdenied
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(12/17/2015) [-]
Il keep on going what i feel comfortable in. Thank yas
#204940 to #204939 - confusedasian
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(12/16/2015) [-]
Don't know if you're cool with another guys opinion. I'm alright with hairy guys, but I don't like hair on my own body if that makes any sense.
#204941 to #204940 - thumbsdenied
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(12/16/2015) [-]
Id make a great bear in the gay community, but sadly im straight. It seems women dont really like hairy men anymore.
#204942 to #204941 - confusedasian
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(12/16/2015) [-]
Straight guys not allowed to tell another guy he looks good or not? One person doesn't speak for the rest, but I knew this girl back in high school that preferred hairy guys. In her words, "I think guys should be hairy you know. Like that's what I think a man should be like." Again, that was one person, but there are more. Everyone has different preferences.
#204948 to #204942 - thumbsdenied
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(12/17/2015) [-]
Nono i wasnt implying you were gay, im a bit metrosexual and i tend to look at other men for pointers on what looks good. I just noticed that i would fit well in the bear side of the gay community. also yeah i know there are women out there who prefer hairy men, or dont care about it. Just seems these days everybody is really fussy about looks more than the actual person, but i still go to school and everybody seems like a clone there to me, and i get cheeky comments about my beard and chest hair showing sometimes.
#204938 - confusedasian
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(12/16/2015) [-]
My windows 10 just reset itself. Like I woke up, and saw that the windows 10 just like reinstalled itself. I didn't uninstall it prior. Anyone have this happen to them?
#204943 to #204938 - anon
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(12/16/2015) [-]
Nope.
Even your computer is a special snowflake.
Fuck off you twat.
#204944 to #204943 - confusedasian
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(12/16/2015) [-]
Did I do something to you?
#204945 to #204944 - anon
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(12/17/2015) [-]
Notice me senpai
#204937 - thefunnyside
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(12/16/2015) [-]
#204932 - anon
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(12/16/2015) [-]
hey dehumanizer

this is for you fam

/How+to+get+the+girl/youtube/5771287/
#204934 to #204932 - dehumanizer
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(12/16/2015) [-]
why didnt i get this as a mention, but yes i did like the video although as i said in the comments i can not talk to females i am not intrested in and when im intrested i get obsessed, also moving on is very very very very hard
#204950 to #204934 - confusedasian
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(12/17/2015) [-]
Anons can't mention people.
#204935 to #204934 - alstorp
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(12/16/2015) [-]
Do you have the original of that chart?
#204956 to #204935 - dehumanizer
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(12/17/2015) [-]
this is the original (^:
#204961 to #204956 - alstorp
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(12/17/2015) [-]
Nevermind found it
#204963 to #204961 - dehumanizer
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(12/17/2015) [-]
Click to show spoiler
either way im beyond the point of no return
#204931 - mikeypooh
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(12/16/2015) [-]
how can i make a tweet so awesome that the servers breakdown and they have to get new ones? not as an attack towards twitter, but because the tweet would be so awesome
#204925 - anon
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(12/16/2015) [-]
Okay I have a story to tell but I'm gonna ask for advice at the end so If you want go ahead and just skip it but it all ties into what I'm asking.
Anyway here it goes I'm gonna shorten it as much as possible: There's this guy let's call him Jake and he is pretty disgusting Imo but he's dating this 7/10 chick and how he got her to like him is a fucking mystery anyway this guy rarely showers, wears the same ripped sweater every single day, barely brushes his teeth, and basically has no idea what good hygiene is. Anyway I only found this out after being friends with him for a while (we became good friends and I said I'd be there for him if he needed it) and I also learned that he loves attention and will get it anyway he can whether it's self harming (yes he cuts and he did it every time he didnt get attention, and he even told me to call the cops if he ever said he was gonna become an hero which is fucked up considering you're not suppose to put that kind of pressure on a "friend") or making someone look bad anyway fast forward a year and I'm fucking sick of him because all he does is make racist remarks and make fun of me which I had gotten used to because I didn't care after taking this for a year. A couple days into the next year his girlfriend breaks up with him. Then we talk about it and i side with him becaude of the texts between him and 7/10. Soon after he's showing everybody texts between him and her and saying that she's a terrible person because she told him to kill himself but that was far from the truth because a couple days later she texts me and i found out shes really cool and we have alot in common and I also found out that she left him because he wouldn't get help for his "depression" (I'm very sure he faked it to get people to feel sympathy for him) and she didn't like that he continuously cut himself to get her to not leave him (yes he threatened her and said he'd kill himself if she left him) so she said she wasn't responsibe for anything he did after she broke up with him. Anyways this guy's going around telling everyone she's a terrible person and all that kind of bs. So after a few months of this I finally just tell him I'm not gonna be friends with him anymore. Soon after me and the 7/10 start dating and everything's great. Until land whale Jake tells everyone that I (his best friend apparently) betrayed him and then he started texting me telling me I'm a piece of shit and that he hopes my house burns down with me in it. Keep in mind I have done nothing to this scumbag except leave his friend group so I of course try to keep the piece because people are already hating me because they believe his pos story. This doesn't work and he does this for a while so of course I just use this to my advantage and tell people hes an attention whore and he's verbally attacking me because I sided with his girlfriend and I show them the texts he's sent (I'll put them up if I still have them) and people still sided with this dirt bag. Anyways fast forward about 7 months and me and the 7/10 are still together. So my question is am I a bad person for dating the 7/10 instead of siding with my "friend"?
#204930 to #204925 - enlightednatzie
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(12/16/2015) [-]
Nah bro. Like you said, he is disgusting because he never showers and brush his teeth. He also cuts himself for attention which is pretty fucked up by my standards. And like you also said, he make up bullshit stories about you behind your back so i cant say that you did wrong.
#204927 to #204925 - anon
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(12/16/2015) [-]
Oh and he got really clingy after she broke up with him
#204929 to #204927 - sushininja
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(12/16/2015) [-]
Insulting "Jake" adds bias to your story which makes you both equally look bad. Therefore, when you tell this story in real life, be calm. This makes it seem like he's just an angry kid and you're reasonable and on the right. Thus, boosting your support. (Assuming that everything you've said is 100% true. Not that I'm saying it isn't.)

Anyways if what you said is 100% true, then you're in the right and he's just wants attention in a cringe way. Block him, but keep all evidence that you would need to justify yourself. If a guy (jake) chooses to only have one friend (you), it's his own fault when he doesn't have any other friends.
#204926 to #204925 - anon
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(12/16/2015) [-]
Tl;Dr guy im friends with dates 7/10 girl but he's disgusting, fakes depression, racist, and cuts for attention so soon after she leaves him for it and so do i and me and her end up dating so he gets mad and throws bitch fit and makes us look like we're bad people
#204924 - anon
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(12/16/2015) [-]
well I'm 99% sure I'm going to fail my first year of university and probably going to be kicked off the course for it. all my work is in for tomorrow and there are many things I haven't done or have no idea how to do so it cannot be done. it's also worth mentioning I hate the course I am on, absolutely abhor it.

my question is, what am I to do next? do I just go back home, get a job and see where it goes from there?
#204973 to #204924 - ieatbengay
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(12/17/2015) [-]
if i were you i would take a year out, get a job and maybe travel a bit, have some priceless life experiences that you can't really get when you're raising kids or holding down a decent job, then the year after reapply to university and actually try this time (or decide it's not for you)
#204996 to #204973 - anon
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(12/18/2015) [-]
Sounds like the best option.
#204972 to #204924 - ieatbengay
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#204933 to #204924 - lgninjaleetful
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#204920 - dehumanizer
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#204919 - enlightednatzie
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(12/16/2015) [-]
Well, time to go to school lads!
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#204909 - sweetbutteryjesus
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(12/16/2015) [-]
(American)
Going to college next year (class of 2020)
Any advice?
#204974 to #204909 - ieatbengay
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(12/17/2015) [-]
take part in a lot of things and make a lot of friends at the start

the later you leave it the harder it gets
#204917 to #204909 - confusedasian
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(12/16/2015) [-]
Don't believe those retarded ass kids who say college is expensive. There's a shit ton of free money out there, scholarships that are just there (example, a church near where I live gave out money to people going to college.), there's different ways to go and save money. All in all if you play smart, you'll do fine.

Money-wise:
First, unless you already got scholarships lined up, I don't recommend you starting a university. Start with a community college. Go there and get the general studies/pre-requisites out of the way. Also, community college is a nice way to "break into the scene" and get a feel of how things work in college.

Second, talk to your guidance counselors, they'll point you in the right direction, but don't take their words to heart. Lets say you're like me, okay? You're going for an associates in computer programming and analysis. I get set up with the guidance counselors, but after that I want to look for the tech department on the campus and talk to the advisers there. Guidance counselors can show me the way, but it's the advisers that will help me take the best road. You understand what I mean? Become good friends with your department advisers. If you're in tech like me, tech department. If you're in business, business department. There are different sections in college campuses, just like the different areas at your high school. Like math will be on one side, reading on another, so on so forth.

Third, community college is cheap. I'm literally getting payed to go to college because fafsa gives me just a tad bit too much money. But hey, I'm not complaining. Extra money to help pay bills or buy video games.

Fourth, fafsa. Absolutely try to sign up for it. Even if you don't think you qualify, it never hurts to try. If you need help with it, give me a buzz. I've done it numerous times. It's fairly straight forward, but triple check to make sure the information you're putting in is correct.

Fifth, read fafsa very carefully. First year when I just started, I accidentally agreed to a loan. Not a big deal. I only owe them $4500~ give or take, but you can bet your holy ass I am reading carefully everything I'm signing.

It's really not that expensive. Play smart and you'll be fine. You asking for tips is a great thing.


Education/class:
If you're still in high school and going immediately after you graduate, keep reading. If you're taking a break after graduating (I personally took a year off because of reasons.), skip this and go to the next paragraph. If you're going straight after high school, the classes are no problem in terms of work load. Of course, it all comes down to your professors (rate my professors is cool, but take their ratings with a grain of salt. One of the reviews I read complained that the professor was too relaxed. Yeah, take that site with a grain of sale.). Sign up for as many as you can handle, but don't exert yourself too much. Also, judge how much you can afford for that semester. Fafsa gives you money, but your college divides that money for each semester. Say, I get $3000. My school cuts that in half so that my fall semester, I have $1500 for classes. In spring semester, I get the other $1500.

If you're taking a break and then coming back, I would suggest a minimum of three classes. Not a whole lot to over whelm you, but it's enough to get you back into the flow of things. Now again, it also depends on the professors. I was fortunate enough to have some cool professors and a pretty relaxed work load. I personally took four classes.
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#204905 - murrlogic
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(12/16/2015) [-]
Sometimes I like to get shitfaced drunk and watch cooking videos on Youube. Today I tried to make a "spread" or a Garbage box. A Garbage box is mixing food together that doesn't sound great but turns out to be OK like Marshmallows and Hotdogs

I put Doritos and HashBrowns together...0/10 texture tasted like uncooked rice.

Meanwhile in other news I read through Jason Laqua's mail at work. He threw it away so he didn't want it. He's 10K in debt. Its all DUI's and unpaid allimony payments.

Dumb fucker needs to get his shit together he;s on strike 2. One more strike and its 20 to life.
#204959 to #204905 - anon
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(12/17/2015) [-]
"Dumb fucker needs to get his shit together"
I don't think he's the only one.
#204958 to #204905 - anon
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(12/17/2015) [-]
"Dumb fucker needs to get his shit together"
He isn't the only one.
#204911 to #204905 - anon
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(12/16/2015) [-]
>read through Jason Laqua's mai

fucking hell dude, you went through the trash?

that's private stuff you dense fuck, would you like it if I read through your mail?

do you ever re-read what you're about to post and think "wow, I'm a terrible human being, maybe I shouldn't post this"
#204912 to #204911 - murrlogic
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(12/16/2015) [-]
What mail?

I'm not under any sort of mailing service. + I have his service provider and chances are he's gonna deal his shitty Xanex in the center.
#204913 to #204912 - anon
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(12/16/2015) [-]
that mail isn't addressed to you bro, you can't do that, especially when he didn't give permission. it's not just the Postal service that isn't allowed to look.
#204914 to #204913 - murrlogic
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(12/16/2015) [-]
A- He didn't want it
B- Its my job to report what he threw away
C- It got shredded afterwards
#204915 to #204914 - anon
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(12/16/2015) [-]
even if it is your job to report it, why would you post it here along with his full name?
#204916 to #204915 - murrlogic
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(12/16/2015) [-]
Because it doesn't matter. I guarantee you he's gonna get his third strike and learn life doesn't cater to dipshits.
#204922 to #204916 - alstorp
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(12/16/2015) [-]
You're about to find that out as well.
#204921 to #204916 - dreygur
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(12/16/2015) [-]
SAYS YOU?
#204906 to #204905 - anon
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(12/16/2015) [-]
so what advice did you need?
#204952 to #204906 - darkbladept
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(12/17/2015) [-]
How to stop being a little bitch
#204899 - chocovich
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(12/16/2015) [-]
FJ serious dilemma atm and its making me feel sick.

Do I focus and work on what makes me happy, or focus on what makes me money but doesn't make me happy?
#204918 to #204899 - nigerianprince
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(12/16/2015) [-]
Coming from my self made millionaire mentor. Do what you are really passionate about. No matter what it is, if it's truly what you love and what you are passionate about, you will spend as much time possible doing that one thing. If you spend all this time doing what you love, you will become the best at it. And if you're the best at it, ill be fucking shocked if it doesn't make you wealthy.

If you know how to save your money and invest it wisely you can become wealthy doing anything.
#204908 to #204899 - karlKroenen
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(12/16/2015) [-]
I have a word of honest advice. If you are focusing on college and education...Major in something that will get and keep you a job, minor in something that you love. If your major completely satisfies both of those, then work twice as hard on that.
#204904 to #204899 - youngneil
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(12/16/2015) [-]
Money makes me happy and also helps keep me alive. I'd say money.
#204902 to #204899 - braveblue ONLINE
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(12/16/2015) [-]
Do the things you don't want to do now, so you can do the things you want to do later.
#204900 to #204899 - anon
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(12/16/2015) [-]
Do what makes you happy. In the grand schemes of things money is nothing if you are not happy. Money is not going to stop you from feeling regret, remorse, or even suicidal.
#204901 to #204900 - chocovich
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(12/16/2015) [-]
But I need money to live. What makes me happy has a chance to make money but not right now, only later if things work out for me
#204881 - theruse
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(12/15/2015) [-]
I live in Virginia and it's so warm I can walk around outside with shorts and a t-shirt.

I am concerned. It's December, it should be frigid as fuck right now. Is this just a random freak occurance of weather or is something legitimately wrong?
#204903 to #204881 - badnewsanon
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(12/16/2015) [-]
Pennsylvania here. I saw a yellowjacket today. Its fucking crazy.
#204897 to #204881 - braveblue ONLINE
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(12/15/2015) [-]
I know what you mean, I live in Ohio and I haven't seen snow yet.
#204887 to #204881 - plantain
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(12/15/2015) [-]
It's not going to be a white Christmas here in Virginia, I guess.
#204888 to #204887 - theruse
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(12/15/2015) [-]
Hey bro, you gonna go see Star Wars?
#204889 to #204888 - plantain
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(12/15/2015) [-]
My dad actually got invited to a private showing by a company whose computers he works on. Unfortunately, I have a dance on the same day and my cousin's coming over.

I guess I'll be going in January, and I might ask a girl I like to come with me. What about you?
#204891 to #204889 - theruse
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(12/15/2015) [-]
I'm going this Thursday to the Hampton Riverside IMAX. You gonna see it in IMAX or are you a casual?

If you can't see it in IMAX because of 3D, It's cool.
#204892 to #204891 - plantain
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(12/15/2015) [-]
The only good theater showing it in IMAX is in Brambleton, which is about an hour and a half away. I think the theater in the Apple Blossom Mall is showing it in IMAX, but that place sucks.
#204893 to #204892 - theruse
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(12/15/2015) [-]
Dude, go see it at the Smithsonian. Make sure you see it in a REAL IMAX theater, not at a fake one like Regal or AMC theaters have.
#204894 to #204893 - plantain
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(12/15/2015) [-]
I'll have to check it out, thanks. That's pretty far to drive (1:45), but it would be worth it.
#204895 to #204894 - theruse
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(12/15/2015) [-]
U bet ur ass it will. I will be driving an hour and a half to go see it.
#204890 to #204889 - theruse
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#204882 to #204881 - dorkledumbs
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(12/15/2015) [-]
Click to show spoiler
Probably both
Warning: Gore
#204883 to #204882 - theruse
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(12/15/2015) [-]
I think it will start ot get really cold in January and February, but it's never been this warm in December as long as I can remember.
#204884 to #204883 - dorkledumbs
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(12/15/2015) [-]
I'd assume it's a mix between climate change and this El NiƱo thing I keep hearing about
I'm no meteorologist though
#204886 to #204884 - theruse
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(12/15/2015) [-]
I looked it up, and apparently it IS El Nino making it warm. Out west there is cold and snow, but because of wind currents the way they are this year, it's making it warm. I'm not complaining, I like the warm, It was just a little concerning. OR maybe it's because I sleep in late and by the time I wake up the frigid morning air is gone, since I don't go to school anymore. At least we had our frost early this year.
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#204871 - dstone
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(12/15/2015) [-]
This is certainly an abuse of what this thread is for, as I should probably post in Austist...

About 2 years ago I found a magical server on minecraft, shit had custom classes, races and was hugely roleplay based. As in if you were talking out of character, you better have a good reason. Unfortunately it went down and I haven't found anything like it since. I've been hoping to start getting other people in RP MC like that but nothing so far...whatchu faggots think?
#204896 to #204871 - enlightednatzie
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(12/15/2015) [-]
Im a huge fan of griefing servers. There are no better joy than fnding an underground base full of valuable shit like diamonds to steal. Man, i nearly cummed my pants. Then i usually drew dicks or swastikas and put up signs with funny messages.

The best minecraft memory i have was when i was sneaking behind a dude in his wooden house and then killed him then stole his shit and then burned down his house. He was probably like 12 and hadnt realised that it was a griefing server and wanted me dead. Fun as fuck.
#204880 to #204871 - theruse
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(12/15/2015) [-]
I think you should find a new game to play that has RPing like an MMO.
#204869 - littlechickadee
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(12/15/2015) [-]
I am female and I literally can not make any female friends. I don't know why. I get a long with men just fine but I cant be friends because with guys anymore because I have trust issues from being stalked by some guy I tried to befriend. He knew I was in a relationship but still kept whining about how I friend zoned him.
I don't have much in common with a lot of females.
#204877 to #204869 - joshlol
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(12/15/2015) [-]
I only hang out with guys because it's less drama
#204875 to #204869 - anon
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(12/15/2015) [-]
I am a female too and owner of a vagina and I do not actively seek out friends of specific genders. Honestly, just make friends that you like. Fuck their genders because what matters is the friendship you gain from their company. Do not stress yourself out over the lack of having a female friend. It just does not matter. Focus on cherishing the friends you have. There is nothing wrong with you.
#204873 to #204869 - confusedasian
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(12/15/2015) [-]
"I am an owner of a vagina. I see that you too own a vagina. Let us talk about our vaginas."
#204867 - RADDDDs
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(12/15/2015) [-]
Da fok is wrong with me?

Every time, or most of the time, when my crush (3 years of knocking on her door) writes to me, I have to rush to evacuate to the bathroom.

Related but this was 1.5 yrs ago: When I saw her kissing someone else and sending him "qute I love you so much" videos I had diarrhea for 2 hours.
Is this something normal or I'm just what you would call "excited"?
#204878 to #204867 - anon
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(12/15/2015) [-]
same dude
what the fuck
minus the diarrhoea part
#204874 to #204867 - bosmerbooty
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(12/15/2015) [-]
I get the nervous shits too you're not alone.
#204870 to #204867 - anon
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(12/15/2015) [-]
that was a wild ride from start to finish.

you should probably see your doctor about it.