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User avatar #134850 - ScottP (05/23/2014) [-]
What are some good exercises for losing side belly fat? I already workout 5 days a week during the afternoon and I tend to do some cardio every other day as well.

Side note: I also feel like my stomach is sometimes more bloated than it actually is. Is there a reason for this?
User avatar #134921 to #134850 - solareyes (05/23/2014) [-]
Might sound stupid, but definitely try drinking more water if you're not drinking enough already , that could be water weight. When you're not drinking enough water, your body tries to retain what it has, therefore the bloating. It's the same concept with the whole eat more when you're trying to lose weight, not less.

And like the other person said, it could be what you're eating as well. What I've been doing is making smoothies purely with just water and the fruit. I load it with kale or spinach too. They taste wonderful. If that helps any. Or cut out white pasta and white bread, those are the "bad carbs." I don't know your diet, so ignore that if you're already eating super healthy.
User avatar #134939 to #134921 - ScottP (05/23/2014) [-]
Thanks for the tips. Most of my diet consists of rice. Usually in the morning I'll eat some rice with eggs and some meat. At lunch I'll have a peanut butter and banana sandwich and usually dinner is some more rice with another meat.
User avatar #134940 to #134939 - solareyes (05/23/2014) [-]
You definitely want to stuff fruits and veggies in there then
#134879 to #134850 - hustlenow (05/23/2014) [-]
Maybe it's your diet
User avatar #134900 to #134879 - ScottP (05/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #134847 - nsfwcontent (05/23/2014) [-]
Well I did it, after much stress and hoping that something might change I met up with my GF and we had a heart to heart talk about what we thought was best for our relationship.
I told her what I felt and she told me that she still cares about me as a friend but doesn't love me anymore so we made a mutual agreement that the best thing to do would be to split up.

So now i'm single and I have no idea what to do with my life...
#134892 to #134847 - saltybanana (05/23/2014) [-]
maaaaaan oh maan! she cheated on yo ass!

well ive been there done that man, it sucks feel like shit, stay home alot go on funnyjunks advice board, answer people problems to hopefully solve your chronic masturbation problem. am i right? no?

all jokes aside FUCK THAT BITCH man, you dont need her, dude your single, go out and have some fun. they're like billions of women out there that will squeeze your magic stick in oh so many good ways. cant be all depressed and crying like a sad lil bitch! shes probably having the time of her life while your sorry ass is at home scrolling thru tumblr looking at breakup shit. find something tro keep your mind off of her, find another PYT. shit maybe there is someone just dying to get your call!

TL; DR go have some fun dude, flirt with all the bitches, be a man whore, and be confident
#134848 to #134847 - minutes (05/23/2014) [-]
Being single doesn't have to be something bad. You have a lot more free time now and a lot more room for activities, no responsibiltys, a lot of time to work on yourself.

Doing stuff alone is relaxing and really good sometimes. It gives you a lot time to think and you learn new things about yourself. You can start a new hobby, join new activities like climbing or something like that.

As an expert at being alone i can say that exercise, especially cardio is an awesome way to spent your time. On the other hand it's absolutely no shame to just sit around at home and let out the sadness for a while. Just give it some time man, you will get over her.
User avatar #134839 - solareyes (05/23/2014) [-]
Sometimes I feel really uncomfortable with my body because I have a stomach. Back in 8th grade some girls had also spread some rumors that I was pregnant cuz apparently my stomach was that fucking huge. I want to try working out and the like, but at the same time I don't want to because I also kind of like my body I'm curvy in a good way, maybe a few pounds over though . Does anyone have good advice or have lost weight and have some good tips that I can hold onto to kick myself into gear?
#134894 to #134839 - saltybanana (05/23/2014) [-]
uwww girl i bet you PYT

psssh just cause you will work out you might be nasty skinny, no.

all i can say to you is...LEGS. LEGS LEGS LEEEEEGS!!! just workout your legs. ive seen some girls at my gym, who probably had your kind of physic when they started, annnd oooh man dat ass got so phat mayne. plus when your not noticing on other body parts ex. your stomach it'll disappear.

the more you workout youll star to fall in love with your new self.
User avatar #134905 to #134894 - solareyes (05/23/2014) [-]
PYT? Like the stuff army does?
#134906 to #134905 - saltybanana (05/23/2014) [-]
never heard of lil micheal? you know Pretty Young Thang
never heard of lil micheal? you know Pretty Young Thang
User avatar #134910 to #134906 - solareyes (05/23/2014) [-]
DAMN I was wrong lol no I have definitely not heard of it. You know how girls are on their compliments, we hear them but never really believe them, so I could be, but I wouldn't be able to tell you

And the nasty skinny part, I'm not afraid of that, but more that I'll lose what boobage I already barely have.
User avatar #134913 to #134910 - saltybanana (05/23/2014) [-]
its a REALLY good song shoul hear it.

well sorry to say yeah youre boobs will shrink if youre a d you might go to a c avg. a c to a b avg. you get what i mean? unless your like the lucky one where you dont loose boob fat. but no matter what they will shrink. but fuck it. thru any guys perspective boobs are alright, but a big booty is waaaay better. dont boobs hurt when running and etc?
User avatar #134915 to #134913 - solareyes (05/23/2014) [-]
Ok I'll listen to it when I finally get called for an interview!

So great I'm going from barely c to a b then I like to think I've got a nice butt right now so I can't wait to make it really shape up. You're asking the wrong girl cuz exercise bras make me have absolutely no chest in the first place but you are right
User avatar #134916 to #134915 - saltybanana (05/23/2014) [-]
doesn't hurt to shape it up some more, say me. i have a big chest. i would like to make it more define. in your case you could make it more define by doing squats reverse leg curls, and backwards lunges. look the workouts up on youtube never want that cottage cheese look on your thighs asweell. BIG turn off for some guys. yeah i dont have boobs so i dont know how that would feel lol but my sisters would always mention on lowering their breast size to run more comfortably.
User avatar #134918 to #134916 - solareyes (05/23/2014) [-]
Yeah unfortunately I've got the cottage cheese on the back portion of my legs, it's really embarrassing. Those sound perfect, I'll definitely check them out
As for boobs, put a backpack on your chest and try running around. It's really awkward.
User avatar #134920 to #134918 - saltybanana (05/23/2014) [-]
try those workouts out, wanna replace that fat with muscle. also be carfull with fatty foods. and dontr be scared to eat some meat you need protein if you want them legs to grow
User avatar #134924 to #134920 - solareyes (05/23/2014) [-]
I def won't be scared to eat meat, I freaking love the stuff That sounds wrong. Don't take it that way. Please Thanks a bunch man!
User avatar #134988 to #134924 - coconuthat (05/24/2014) [-]
as a big chested girl, i can assure you their are ways to keep your boobs from bouncing and hurting during working out. Get a good tight and comfy bra and wear a good sports bra over it, keeps them in place and all snuggly. Also you could do pectoral workouts, they work out the muscles behind your boobs and make them more perky. As long as you don't work out the chest area too much your boobs will be fine.
User avatar #134841 to #134839 - coconuthat (05/23/2014) [-]
Well get a shirt that you would never wear because you don't like the way your stomach looks in it, put it in a place where you'll see it everyday. That can be part of your motivation. Other part, place sticky notes around saying eat an apple or eat this granola bar! in the kitchen. Im doing my weight loss thing and so far i've lost 13 lbs in just a month and a half. Also any sodas in the house don't look at them instead go for some water! if you don't like water without flavor get crystal light packets or mio. works perfect.
User avatar #134888 to #134841 - solareyes (05/23/2014) [-]
Do you have anything in terms of exercise that you like to do?
User avatar #134830 - misterobotunicorn (05/23/2014) [-]
FJ i need your advice. im still confused on what to study in college. Im currently a junior in high school, about to be senior. I want to study Information Systems. Is this a good choice? i dont want to waste my time. I like working with computors and money so i was also thinking accounting.
User avatar #134832 to #134830 - solareyes (05/23/2014) [-]
Find a college you want to go to first, especially with a huge variety of majors. Make sure you look at colleges that offer your interested major of study. But to tell you a secret, don't worry about your major until you actually take some college classes. Because you will surprise yourself with what you want to do and what you like.

Talk to your guidance counselor as well and see what he/she has to say. Tell them what you're thinking about and they'll be more than happy to help you figure something out!

If you really don't know what you want to do, save yourself money: either take a year off after graduation and work your arse off making money for college or go to a community college. Because going to regular college before knowing your major will fuck you over.

This may or may not sound like a generic answer to you but you know why? Because it really does happen and I went through this whole thing. It sucks and I don't wish this kind of problem on anybody. I hope I helped you even a tiny bit!
User avatar #134831 to #134830 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (05/23/2014) [-]
Computer Science!

Not Information Systems.
IST won't get you anywhere, those credits never transfer out.

God, I really wish I knew that back when I was your age... Would have saved myself a fuck load of time and money. Okay, I was that old 2-3 years ago, but still... I just NOW found out that I should be pursuing Computer Science.

Anyhow, Computer Science is so broad, it covers everything.
Having such a broad array of experience and knowledge with the Computer Science degree will look much better than simply an IST degree/ certificate.

Plus, you're still young.
If you're unsure of what to do by the time you hit college, then go to a community college for General Studies.
If you go to a Community College and Transfer out, you don't have to take the SAT.
User avatar #134829 - teoanon ONLINE (05/23/2014) [-]
My mom got a big box of mary kay makeup supplies to sell, "paying a company to sell their products" is a red flag right there, mary kay is mlm and I really don't approve of it, I don't want her to get to deep into this, she could either net a loss big or small or make a profit and possibly lure other people into the same deal. She won't listen to me and my sister is also against me and pushing her to do it. I need another person's outlook on this.
User avatar #134846 to #134829 - fladen (05/23/2014) [-]
its all about veeerve man,

knew so many people that feel for that, my friend took me to one of their meetings and i was like, dude this is bogus, and he was like no its all about starting a business and branching out to others, the more we branch out the more money we can make.

i pretty much drew a pryamid and told him that sums up exactly what you just said.
he realised he was in a pyramid scheme right there . usually thats what they do. they have a buuuunch of products you can buy from them, like in bulk. then you buy whatever packets, get all that shit and are supposed to sell them. if you get more people to do it supposedly you get more money.

but yea this one isnt aaas bad but in essence i was looking it up, only way your mom can make money, is for her to get like 20 people, consistantly buying packets from her. then finding more people to get into selling that as well. its pretty much a pyramid scheme, if you look up mary kay, it says its a "multi level marketing" company, i mean that pretty much sums it up

I guess you can try telling them like, the way to make money on their is flawed cause, in order to make money they have to sell and find people to join. then those people have to do the same, and etc. three levels deep you got technically like 1000s of people involved, like dont you think its fishy we got to buy so much product to make "money" and also like, The product is not the incentive to join. Otherwise people might have shown an interest in selling this particular product or service before in the real world. most the time the products are not sold in stores. The product is the excuse to attempt to legitimate the real money-making engine. It's "the cover." mary kay is making money off people tryting to make their own "business" or dream or whatever.
User avatar #134840 to #134829 - makotoitou ONLINE (05/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #134838 to #134829 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (05/23/2014) [-]
It's a pyramid scheme.

Worse than Pampered Chef.

Not as bad as Vector Marketing, though.

It's a phase she'll go through. Once she realizes that no one gives a shit, she'll stop.
Her friends will only show up for the "support" and free food.
#134823 - anonymous (05/23/2014) [-]
Is primejailbait a legal site?
#134986 to #134823 - drakenumen (05/24/2014) [-]
if they aint nude, it aint illegal
User avatar #134828 to #134823 - marinepenguin (05/23/2014) [-]
Everything is legal until you get caught.
User avatar #134818 - fishinyourface (05/22/2014) [-]
hard or soft luggage?
User avatar #134820 to #134818 - gandaalf ONLINE (05/22/2014) [-]
unless your're flying private
the shit's gonna get scratched up
User avatar #134821 to #134820 - fishinyourface (05/22/2014) [-]
thank you
#134793 - malimrav ONLINE (05/22/2014) [-]
Okay, so i got another math question for you guys, I hope you can help me out this time too...   
If function f(x+2)=5*x-1   
What does function f(7*x) equals to ?   
here, have this shitty gif for your troubles kind stranger
Okay, so i got another math question for you guys, I hope you can help me out this time too...

If function f(x+2)=5*x-1
What does function f(7*x) equals to ?

here, have this shitty gif for your troubles kind stranger
User avatar #134827 to #134793 - Nameloc (05/23/2014) [-]
Check out Microsoft Mathematics.
User avatar #134825 to #134793 - nippuhl (05/23/2014) [-]
That is a horrible gif.
User avatar #134807 to #134793 - ferrettamer (05/22/2014) [-]
let y = x+2
so x=y-2
Switch back to x
and then
or 35*x-11

Idk if this is proper form but this is how I would do it
User avatar #134842 to #134807 - malimrav ONLINE (05/23/2014) [-]
yea that makes sense and you got the right answer, I was really confused on how to start solving that problem, thanks a lot
User avatar #134802 to #134793 - malimrav ONLINE (05/22/2014) [-]
lionsoil you helped me out last time, can you help me this time too?
User avatar #134795 to #134793 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (05/22/2014) [-]
x is 3/4

so 7*x would be 5.25
User avatar #134801 to #134795 - malimrav ONLINE (05/22/2014) [-]
nah, the answer isn't number it's expression, it's 35*x - 11 if I remember correctly. but the problem is I don't know how to get that expression
User avatar #134792 - wienersack (05/22/2014) [-]
I asked a girl out today, and I got "her" number. I want to call her, but I want to make sure I don't come off as being desperate while still showing interest. How long do I wait before I make the call?
#134810 to #134792 - anonymous (05/22/2014) [-]
call her 11:59PM exactly
ask what's she's doing tomorrow
exactly 12:00AM tell her she's too late you lose game
hang up
User avatar #134796 to #134792 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (05/22/2014) [-]
in school or somewhere else?
User avatar #134798 to #134796 - wienersack (05/22/2014) [-]
I asked her in school, however today was senior's last day. Poor timing on my part, I'm sure.
User avatar #134799 to #134798 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (05/22/2014) [-]
doesn't matter
so you won't see her again in school, right?
ever talk to her before?
User avatar #134800 to #134799 - wienersack (05/22/2014) [-]
We never really talked much, but I would like for that to change.
User avatar #134803 to #134800 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (05/22/2014) [-]
alright buddy
you're gonna need to be one alpha confident-as-fuck guy for the call, don't bother if you think you're going to be rejected, always assume attraction unless she tells you otherwise

first, before thinking of when to call her, you need to make sure the call is short and sweet. you're not going to have the conversations you're gonna have with her on a date on the phone. it's gonna be intro+plan+date

so you call her, introduce yourself: "Hey, it's wienersack from school". she'll probably remember who you are and respond with "oh hey how are you?" so be prepared to answer that question and ask her the same. then you set the date right away: "I'd like to get to know you more, how about we get some coffee on __?". If she says no, say "oh that's too bad, what about another time?". if she doesn't offer an alternative she's probably not interested :/ but if she does, find out what works for you both. if she simply says yes, "alright, I'll see you then, I'll text you before as a sort of reminder, have a good day/night!". Text her on the day of the date to see if you're still on and then go ahead

as for when to call her, eehhh call her when you're free. could be tonight, could be tomorrow, could be in 2 days, just don't wait too long

go get that pussy, m8
User avatar #134805 to #134803 - wienersack (05/22/2014) [-]
Thanks, man. If you would like, I will give you an update later to tell you how the call went.
User avatar #134806 to #134805 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (05/22/2014) [-]
sure ma nigga
User avatar #134849 to #134806 - wienersack (05/23/2014) [-]
I just tried calling, and there was no answer. I don't plan to call again until later or unless she calls me back. How long do you think I should wait before I try again?
User avatar #134949 to #134849 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (05/23/2014) [-]

there could be many reasons for her not answering:
1. Her phone is off because she is busy
2. She is on the phone with someone else
3. She doesn't hear it ring
4. She doesn't like you
5. She is in a bad mood and doesn't want to talk to anyone

hopefully it's not #4, but it could be. however, 6, is that she won't answer a call from an unknown (not in her contacts) number

wait and try again tomorrow, and if she doesn't answer again send her a text with basically the same thing you would say in a call:

"Hey, it's wienersack from school! I tried calling you twice but you didn't answer, hope you didn't forget about me already! " and continue the same format from the other comment

hopefully she does call you back though. good luck!
User avatar #135089 to #134949 - wienersack (05/24/2014) [-]
I called again, she didn't answer. We exchanged messages, I asked about tomorrow, she said she's busy, she doesn't offer an alternative. Should I give up?
User avatar #135094 to #135089 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (05/24/2014) [-]
eeeeeeh 1 day is a bit short notice

I'd say ask her if she's free for sometime next week and if she says no again then forget it
User avatar #135099 to #135094 - wienersack (05/24/2014) [-]
I got an "IDK, I might be busy"
User avatar #135100 to #135099 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (05/24/2014) [-]
yeah forget it. sorry man

IF she texts you sometime throughout the week with plans then go ahead, otherwise don't bother asking again
User avatar #135096 to #135094 - wienersack (05/24/2014) [-]
Thanks. I tried it. Awaiting response.
User avatar #134791 - temporalguardian ONLINE (05/22/2014) [-]
Oh based advice board, hear my woes..

I come from europe and i've been there for around 2-3 years, but before that I lived in north america for most of my childhood. When I came back to my home, then, everything was really different, my life was a living hell, etc etc, but soon enough, I meet this girl, who lived most of her life in north america, and recently came to live in the same place. We were both in very similar positions, we didn't know how to act around others the best, we didn't know the language very well, and all in all everybody made fun of us. So, knowing how that felt, I became close friends with her, and started caring about her very much, often enough it would happen that she need a shoulder to cry on or something of the like and i was there for her. So of course I fell in love with her, and to skip the extra long story, we went out for a while and it didn't work but we stayed as close friends. Now i had to go back to north america for a little while, which is turning into a bit longer while (though i should be going back soon) But she and i still talk over fb, and skype and what not. Needless to say, I still very obviously have feelings for her, which I dont think she knows, and I'm more than determined to get her. Every time we talk we both say we miss each other and what not, how we cant wait to have fun- So, advice board..soon when i come back..wat do?
User avatar #134815 to #134791 - haydentheviking ONLINE (05/22/2014) [-]
*suprise her by going back to the country*
User avatar #134814 to #134791 - haydentheviking ONLINE (05/22/2014) [-]
Do it like in the films! as i dont have a fucking other clue and like dont tell her and surprise her! then like tell her all your feelings If you want y'know its a hit or miss THEN The rest is up to you.
User avatar #134789 - ipostcp (05/22/2014) [-]
I can't stalk profiles anymore.
User avatar #134784 - rootintootinputin (05/22/2014) [-]
i tried being talkative, not being very foward, tried ignoring and not ignoring them, pheromone gel, and a dating site and still cant find anyone to go out with
User avatar #134834 to #134784 - solareyes (05/23/2014) [-]
Okay, as a girl who is unnaturally shy and gets anxiety going out alone in a new social context, I think I can help you.

1. Keep trying to be talkative. Just don't be that socially awkward guy that puppy dog follows a girl around just because she said hi back. (this is for like a party/bar/club/etc. context)

2. Be yourself. It really does go a long way.

3. This may sound stupid, but make fun of yourself. Hear me out on this. Guys who show humility are fucking hot. I'm not saying degrade yourself. I'm saying if something stupid ends up happening, don't be embarrassed and laugh it off or make a joke! That kind of confidence is beautiful to see in a person.

4. Have a catch all story to tell or a good convo starter. It grabs her interest and gives her a sliver of who you are. Basically give her bait and see if she'll take it.

5. IGNORING DOES NOT WORK. I get really upset if someone ignores me because I feel unwanted and that I'm annoying the person. I don't text them because I think I'm invading their space. So if something comes up, do your best to warn her that you might be responding in random bursts, but it's not because you don't like her.

6. Maybe the bar/club scene isn't for you. Try going to a library or something different than a super social context and strike up a conversation with someone. She might be freaked out at first, but in a world of social media and texting, that's normal. No one has face to face conversations anymore. As long as you don't SEEM like a creeper to her, she'll appreciate you striking up a conversation!

Hopefully this helped you a little bit. I know it's not a sell all for most females, but I've discovered if I have one problem, many many others are the same way, so maybe it helped a little more?
User avatar #134819 to #134784 - alexanderburns (05/22/2014) [-]
Have you tried being attractive?
User avatar #134786 to #134784 - ipostcp (05/22/2014) [-]
Pheromone gel?
User avatar #134787 to #134786 - rootintootinputin (05/22/2014) [-]
its gel with pheromones in it to help attract people to you
User avatar #134788 to #134787 - ipostcp (05/22/2014) [-]
Yeah it sounds scammy.
User avatar #134804 to #134788 - larrynonymous (05/22/2014) [-]
Pheromones are a natural hormone, so its not kind of 'scammy', it sets off your sexual hormones.
User avatar #134783 - imsoitchy (05/22/2014) [-]
If you were minding your own business, playing with your 5 month old daughter while she's in her high chair, and your sister in law charged in and started screaming in your face, and you were the only thing between her and your daugher, what would you do?
User avatar #134822 to #134783 - guardianatreyu ONLINE (05/23/2014) [-]
Talk shit, get hit.
User avatar #134808 to #134783 - princesswhale (05/22/2014) [-]
Tell her to shut the fuck up screaming in front of a baby, if that doesn't work shove the bitch out the room and deal with her there
User avatar #134797 to #134783 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (05/22/2014) [-]
"shut uuuuuuup"
User avatar #134781 - novarip (05/22/2014) [-]
I recently grazed skin off my fingers in a bike accident and it's been 5 days since then and I think it's infected but I dunno
What do guys help
I'll post a pic if someone with any medical knowledge replies
User avatar #134835 to #134781 - solareyes (05/23/2014) [-]
If it hasn't scabbed over and isn't healing properly, get it checked out immediately. If there's pus, inflamed redness, or anything that really isn't normal, it's definitely a problem. I'm not an expert or anything but hopefully that helps?
User avatar #134790 to #134781 - charac ONLINE (05/22/2014) [-]
A piece of generic advice: Go see a doctor. Especially if you think there is some kind of infection.
User avatar #134778 - gmanofwonder (05/22/2014) [-]

I wanted to go through an analysis I made that I wanted an unbiased opinion on. Which means, FJ where the users don’t know you.

Now, I was misdiagnosed as a kid with Autism and my mom who’s fluent in 3 languages and surpasses normal standards for all fields of study was considered retarded wrongly, so I’m not a person who doesn’t understand how school systems can make a mistake.

Now, these two perspectives about a new girlfriend of mine I've been dating for about a month.

On one story, she’s severely mentally ill with psychosis, and other mental disabilities which means whenever she’s leaving the classroom or crying in her class, it’s based off that. Even though this is a likely scenario, what doesn’t make sense is how calmly and well she talks with people, especially friends and the people who don’t see anything wrong with her.

On the other story, her social anxiety and bad luck put her into a Special Ed class, which leaves her with leaving the classes partly because it’s bullshit, and the crying happens to be based on depression. Even though very rare, this is an explanation that supports all the facts.. from how she’s trusted with being by herself literally every minute outside school, how she’s trusted with being an adult and staying the night at my house, how she can already work at a job, her friends getting along with her so well, and lastly even though biased, why I’m dating her. I mean, she doesn't show any symptoms of retardation, anger issues, psychosis... she just has social anxiety.

So what should I go with? Teacher’s word or hers?
User avatar #134836 to #134778 - solareyes (05/23/2014) [-]
Well...how long have you known her?
User avatar #134845 to #134836 - gmanofwonder (05/23/2014) [-]
For about 4 months
User avatar #134887 to #134845 - solareyes (05/23/2014) [-]
From what it looks like, it's just people being stupid and her being perfectly normal. Especially if you've known her for a while, trust what you've been observing from her.
User avatar #134809 to #134778 - princesswhale (05/22/2014) [-]
Go with her words, this sounds like people I know with the crying and social problems, it doesn't sound like psychosis from what you have said.. But then I'm not a psychologist and have never met her so I dunno how accurate my opinion is
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#134776 - cthumoo (05/22/2014) [-]
What on earth is this book trying to describe to me??

"The last item on the desktop was a mechanical contrivance. 'Contrivance' was exactly the right kind of word for it. Most of it was two discs. One was horizontal and contained a circlet of very small squares of what would prove to be carpet. The other was set vertically and had a large number of arms, each one of which held a very small slice of buttered toast. Each slice was set so that is could spin freely as the turning of the wheel brought it down towards the carpet disc."

Now does my interpretation look completely insane or does it seem to depict this paragraph correclty? I sould note this is as far as I've read in the book, I just want to see if this was meant to be understood at this point...
User avatar #134794 to #134776 - gandaalf ONLINE (05/22/2014) [-]
that looks about right
User avatar #134771 - nsfwcontent (05/22/2014) [-]
Need serious advice!

(this is my first proper serious relationship)
in a relationship for around a year and a half and about a month ago by girlfriend started to get quite distant and started to find me quite clingy even though i just do things that she told me she likes earlier in the relationship like cuddles and stuff but now she doesn't like almost any contact with me.
When I confronted her about this around 2 weeks ago she said that she isn't sure if she loves me anymore and see's me as more of a friend now than a partner, like it doesnt bother her that we dont kiss or sleep together anymore. She only really says i love you if I say it first and its been almost 2 weeks now since we had that chat.
we have a holiday coming up together and both agreed to see how that goes whether the holiday makes or breaks us but i'm not sure how much longer I can go on pretending that everything is okay.
I still love her but im pretty sure she doesnt love me anymore and i dont want to lose her but really dont know what to do.

Any advice would be much appreciated.
User avatar #134811 to #134771 - princesswhale (05/22/2014) [-]
This has happened to me before, but me being the girlfriend and me and my boyfriend are actually still together. For me, it was depression and with that a lack of emotion and stuff led to me thinking I didn't wanna be with my boyfriend anymore. So maybe it's that, if there are signs there then she needs help through it. However, if she just isn't interested you need to step it up and start taking her out on dates maybe once a week and see each other less often and less intimately too (by that I mean, not being touchy feely and too comfortable around her), take her to movies she like and resturants she likes and all that stuff (you pay obviously) and basically try to win her back in the same way you got her in the first place. Also consider buying new and better clothes, lose weight, get a new haircut or whatever to make yourself more attractive to her. But the most important thing is to give her space, she may find she just needs a bit more time to herself and time to miss you. But if it doesn't work out then don't be sad because you need someone who loves you as much as you love them and you'll find her if your current gf isn't the one goodluck
User avatar #134812 to #134811 - princesswhale (05/22/2014) [-]
By the way I have just read what I wrote back and I apologise for my terrible writing it's been a long fucking day
User avatar #134843 to #134812 - nsfwcontent (05/23/2014) [-]
She won't make time for me though. Because her year group is going off to uni soon she wants to spend all the time she can with her friends before they go away and she keeps saying she's busy then going out with them, there doesn't seem to be much left of the person that I love there.
User avatar #134774 to #134771 - gmanofwonder (05/22/2014) [-]
Despite popular opinion, going deeper into it will help you a lot more. Ask her a couple questions about it.

Make sure she knows, you consider ending it! the best way to show this is just to ask her about when these feelings started, what instigates these feelings, and what's best for both of you. That'll get rid of the feeling of clingy if she feels like you're okay with it ending. You've got to be calm, collected, and show you can be you.
User avatar #134775 to #134774 - gmanofwonder (05/22/2014) [-]
Also, try to take into account that she might not like ending things quickly. See if her friends know whether she likes to end the relationship right off the bat or if she eases into it. Once you know the end result you'll be a lot happier than not knowing anything.

User avatar #134779 to #134775 - nsfwcontent (05/22/2014) [-]
Yeah, lots has happened lately too which she's getting stressed about like exams and quite a few of her friends have broken up and she keeps saying that she isn't sure if she wants a relationship in general. her cousin also told her that she felt the same way at her age but i don't know whether all this is swaying her decision, im just a mess at the minute, running out of willpower to make everything seem like im alright but she just keeps avoiding me lately, i think its because she doesnt want to talk about it but i really do :/
User avatar #134780 to #134779 - gmanofwonder (05/22/2014) [-]
Well, if she's ignoring you.. there's two ways to go at it.

Keep attempting and that might ruin it. Or insult her and that might ruin it too. Insulting could be worth it. Some negative stimulant can help in getting people to think about stuff.

User avatar #134782 to #134780 - nsfwcontent (05/22/2014) [-]
Yeah, she's not ignoring me like we still talk most evenings but she's avoiding the subject, she'll be like oh ive got work to do or something like that whenever i bring up talking about it face to face.

just did thumbs calm down
User avatar #134772 to #134771 - Timmietim ONLINE (05/22/2014) [-]
ur fukt man
User avatar #134770 - lolikikolik (05/22/2014) [-]
russian guys with carbomb behind him holding his cheeks ? please help
#134759 - anonymous (05/22/2014) [-]
My sister has been missing for about a couple days. What do I do?
User avatar #134767 to #134759 - hawaiianhappysauce ONLINE (05/22/2014) [-]
She's dead.
#134766 to #134759 - leukemiaboy (05/22/2014) [-]
**leukemiaboy rolled image**
User avatar #134760 to #134759 - sugoi (05/22/2014) [-]
Call the police maybe?
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