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#153709 - dzimo (09/08/2014) [-]
so yeah. here we go again.

i met a girl. we went out. from my point of view all went good. she is a profesional dancer in a theatre and i am not. we dont have enough opportunities to hang out or what so ever because of her busy schedule. i definitely feel like she likes me a bit, we even kissed ages ago, but seeing as there really isnt time for me to hang with her and i am not a social network guy (chatting is the most terrofyong thing for me) i dont know if i should move on or give it a try somehow. not to mention guys she works/dances with. i am pretty sure most of htem are gay but hey. you never know with dancers.
so should i take my distance or try to be something i am not on a social network?
#153723 to #153709 - dehumanizer (09/08/2014) [-]
>he doesent use dance as a method of picking up chicks
#153725 to #153723 - dzimo (09/08/2014) [-]
if you mean me then no. of you mean colleagues - my hopes are they are all gay. male ballerinas got it easy man
User avatar #153710 to #153709 - Decode ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
You should fuck her right in the pussy give it a shot man, sounds like the odds are in your favor.

I mean, do you want to pursue her? if you see her as not that big a deal then no worries, but if you actually want her, try getting into social networking. What specifically about chatting that is terrifying for you?
#153711 to #153710 - dzimo (09/08/2014) [-]
i would love to fuck her right in the pussy(oh god and how) but that wasnt an option yet. her time consuming work is the best cockblocker ever.

i am completely different person online. guess it had to do with fact that i can read faces like a baus. and on the networkz there arent many faces. and god no i dont want to videochat thats just weird even if thats the only way to comunicate face to face.

and with her its like - i found everything around her fascinating she is from whole different social word than i am. all of her friends are at the same time her enemies - black swan shit right on (she specializes on ballet) but i dont know if she s the one i should pursue.

User avatar #153715 to #153711 - Decode ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
I understand your fear, I'm much better reading people in person, and don't prefer talking to them online over it. However, if you want to make progress with this girl, and you don't have enough time to talk to her face to face, your only options are social networking or phone, or both.

So really, if you don't want to go the extra mile of going online to talk to her, maybe she's not that special and you can move on? If she is, just take it slow, you don't want to end up like those people who have cringy facebook posts or something.
#153716 to #153715 - dzimo (09/08/2014) [-]
thats my biggest fear. making frontpage with cringecoments
User avatar #153704 - soopergrover (09/08/2014) [-]
Hey guys, youngfag here planning my future as an adult and I have a question.

What's about an average amount of money needed per month to live well? I'm not looking for minimum because I don't feel like living off of ramen noodles and scraping by, but enough money to at least have some to spare.

On a side note, I'm on SSI (mom gets the money since underaged) but Im going to be reevaluated and get adult SSI, which is usually $721 a month. I believe in contributing to society so I'm going to at least get a part-time job.
User avatar #153784 to #153704 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (09/09/2014) [-]
For 'Murica?
Double that.

Even if you're splitting rent, $700 a month won't cut it. You'd be barely scraping by.
User avatar #153785 to #153784 - soopergrover (09/09/2014) [-]
Yeah, I know I wasn't going to be living off it. I'm gonna get a job as well. It'll be a nice little bonus for me.
#153724 to #153704 - dehumanizer (09/08/2014) [-]
You dont need money to live, all u need is love ;)
User avatar #153730 to #153724 - soopergrover (09/08/2014) [-]
brb going to see if the local Market Basket will let me buy my groceries with love
#153742 to #153730 - dehumanizer (09/08/2014) [-]
What if you fall inlove with a shop owner, she'll give you food for free.
#153744 to #153742 - Decode ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
It's time to go home dehumanizer
#153752 to #153744 - dehumanizer (09/08/2014) [-]
I'll be heading out to bed soon.
User avatar #153707 to #153704 - aherorising (09/08/2014) [-]
depends on where you (want to) live and work, really. Some countries are ridiculously cheaper than others, and others are ridiculously more expensive. But I think that a salary of 40-60K is quite decent as an adult. As a starter you'll be looking at 20-40k a year though.
In my experience, an appartment easily costs 1-2k a month, and groceries / food some 500 / month. Best way to keep track is to start doing groceries with your mom, and simply looking at the price tags and keeping track of how expensive the average meal is, and how much money you spent in total in a week. That should give you a good indication.
User avatar #153712 to #153707 - soopergrover (09/08/2014) [-]
I live in New Hampshire right now and I really want a change of scenery. I was thinking either Maine or California. Possibly Colorado, but that's similar.

I should've also mentioned that if as long as the plan sticks through, I plan to bring a few friends with me and have them as roommates, to split the rent.
#153701 - anonymous (09/08/2014) [-]
My uncle is going to die
He has a brain tumour, has had it for a while.
Over the past few weeks his condition has got much worse. Doctors recon he has 2 weeks left, and he's now in a hospice.

I've never had anyone so close to me die before at an age where I can fully understand it anyway . I don't know what to do
#153867 to #153701 - anonymous (09/09/2014) [-]
deny him
User avatar #153729 to #153701 - makotoitou (09/08/2014) [-]
Call Dr. House
#153702 to #153701 - anonymous (09/08/2014) [-]
me neither
#153699 - ithai (09/08/2014) [-]
How do you buy stuff on Amazon without a credit card?

So many gift cards...
User avatar #153788 to #153699 - joegrom (09/09/2014) [-]
You can go to a local store (like Sams Club or CVS) and buy an Amazon card worth any amount of money, you scratch it off and put the code in on your amazon account and it will put that much money on your account. the money depends on the card you buy
User avatar #153687 - mattyjay (09/08/2014) [-]
Hey guys. You are always here for me so, I am a 16 year old that has just started college. My course consists of guys and 2 girls. One lesbian one 25 year old. How can I meet chicks?
User avatar #153703 to #153687 - Decode ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Befriend the lesbian, make her your wingman
User avatar #153733 to #153703 - mattyjay (09/08/2014) [-]
Wingwoman eh. cis scum. Just kidding, thanks for the advice.
User avatar #153700 to #153687 - haydentheviking ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
well i started college last wendsday and im already talking to this chick already


all about links man online
User avatar #153734 to #153700 - mattyjay (09/08/2014) [-]
How did you guys start chatting? Just added her on fb?
User avatar #153736 to #153734 - haydentheviking ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
my mate met her at a fest

he through of me first bless him his a 10/10 he could of had her but he through of me god i love that guy (no homo..)
and yeah he told me to add her i did and yeah..not stopped talking since i met her for the first time properly today real cute 10/10 in my books
User avatar #153738 to #153736 - mattyjay (09/08/2014) [-]
Wicked, good luck mate.

>tfw no qt 3.14 festival girl
#153739 to #153738 - haydentheviking ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
mate im not too fucking great myself   
   
you just gotta have balls y'know    
   
Thanks man i really hope i get with her   
   
her mates said we should go out today in front of me which was really cringy but yeah thanks man i hope it goes well for you
mate im not too fucking great myself

you just gotta have balls y'know

Thanks man i really hope i get with her

her mates said we should go out today in front of me which was really cringy but yeah thanks man i hope it goes well for you
#153740 to #153739 - mattyjay (09/08/2014) [-]
thats brilliant

fuck her right in the pussy then tell us about it in too much detail
User avatar #153741 to #153740 - haydentheviking ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
ma boy


i will try

4 U
User avatar #153697 to #153687 - makotoitou (09/08/2014) [-]
>16
>college
ur a dork
User avatar #153731 to #153697 - mattyjay (09/08/2014) [-]
aherorising speaks the truth, need I say more?
User avatar #153732 to #153731 - makotoitou (09/08/2014) [-]
Nah because i don't talk to nerds
#153735 to #153732 - mattyjay (09/08/2014) [-]
>trying this hard
#153705 to #153697 - aherorising (09/08/2014) [-]
shitposting again I see?
shitposting again I see?
User avatar #153693 to #153687 - thatnigger (09/08/2014) [-]
Activity clubs and groups
Events around the area
Online is an option nowadays as well
User avatar #153737 to #153693 - mattyjay (09/08/2014) [-]
The problem is, there aren't any clubs of such and events are lacking too
User avatar #153750 to #153737 - thatnigger (09/08/2014) [-]
Online is something to consider. Girls usually have female friends as well so make friendly with them and maybe they can set you up. Other then that, I guess go to areas you like and look for girls there. For example if you like reading, go to a library and maybe there's a chance of talking to a girl that reads what you read. If you like sports, chances are there are girls out there that would like you because of it. If you like gaming, again, online is an option.

Honestly, it's not easy meeting people sometimes, especially if you don't always get the opportinity, so just take the options you're left with I guess.
User avatar #153751 to #153750 - mattyjay (09/08/2014) [-]
I suppose I will hit the gym, that seems like the best course of action (college gym).
#153682 - ipostcp (09/08/2014) [-]
So, there is this chick that I liked and wanted to date which is fine and dandy. She moved though and is really busy so I didn't ask her out. She is texting and snap chatting me daily and that's great and all, but she is teasing me with "want nudes?" and what not. I straight up asked her if she thought of me as some fuck or something more than that.    
   
"I liked you, but I have a boyfriend... so I can't". What the fuck is this? I mean, why would you do something sexual with another guy like leading them up then just be like "boyfriend".
So, there is this chick that I liked and wanted to date which is fine and dandy. She moved though and is really busy so I didn't ask her out. She is texting and snap chatting me daily and that's great and all, but she is teasing me with "want nudes?" and what not. I straight up asked her if she thought of me as some fuck or something more than that.

"I liked you, but I have a boyfriend... so I can't". What the fuck is this? I mean, why would you do something sexual with another guy like leading them up then just be like "boyfriend".
User avatar #153706 to #153682 - aherorising (09/08/2014) [-]
I see you're drowning in puss again? sounds to me like her current bf is just a backup thing and she's waiting to hop over onto you.
User avatar #153713 to #153706 - ipostcp (09/08/2014) [-]
I'm talking to her and stuff and I asked her why she never even mentioned it. She said she did, but I figure I would of remembered that.
User avatar #153719 to #153713 - aherorising (09/08/2014) [-]
she doesn't really sound consistent. Anyway, don't be a cunt and ruins stuff of other people
User avatar #153720 to #153719 - ipostcp (09/08/2014) [-]
Yeah, I'm not. I wouldn't like it either.
User avatar #153688 to #153682 - marinepenguin ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
I'd take that as, she wants to do some stuff with you, but the fact that she has a boyfriend is holding her back. Her conscience won't let her act on what she really wants to do.
#153689 to #153688 - ipostcp (09/08/2014) [-]
Well I can't exactly ask her to break up with him you know? I'll probably just keep it as it is and see what she does.
User avatar #153691 to #153689 - marinepenguin ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Yeah I wouldn't intervene. She obviously has feelings for you, but if you broke up their relationship by pushing something then you'd look like an ass. Unless you are willing to do this for this girl.
#153692 to #153691 - ipostcp (09/08/2014) [-]
I like her a lot. She gets my humor and seems really responsible too.   
   
I don't think I'd try to squeeze them apart because that isn't how you start a relationship.
I like her a lot. She gets my humor and seems really responsible too.

I don't think I'd try to squeeze them apart because that isn't how you start a relationship.
User avatar #153694 to #153692 - marinepenguin ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Well I'd let her know that you like her, and that you enjoy talking to her and being around her. But like you said, don't try to squeeze in there. Unless her relationship lasts a long time, which if she has residual feelings for you it may not, you should have a chance with her soon. Good luck with it.
#153717 to #153694 - ipostcp (09/08/2014) [-]
Yeah, I was talking to her and told her I didn't want to be the kind of guy that wanted to break them up. everything is k now though. She told me she liked me and yadda yadda yadda. Just have to wait I guess.
#153669 - anonymous (09/08/2014) [-]
Guys I feel really fucking guilty right now. I've been with my current girl for about 3 months. I want to give her every thing she ever wanted but I can't because I'm just a broke ass college student. To get some extra money, I slept with my ex because she offered me $140 for me to just let her be with me for an hour. So after I dropped my girlfriend off at her house, I went and had sex with my fucking ex. The extra money helped me out a bit... but I can't stand hiding this from my girl. If I tell her she will leave, but I want her to know. How to I gently tell her about this?
User avatar #153754 to #153669 - youngneil ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
I've wondered how people become prostitutes.
#153727 to #153669 - dzimo (09/08/2014) [-]
nigga dont. listen to your instinct and bury that shit so deep and tell yourself that it didnt happen. -> in case your ex wont be a bitch and tell on you or tell it to someone else.

if there is a possibility your current gf can find out -> you are fucked. and only thing left if asking if 140 was worth it

#153726 to #153669 - dehumanizer (09/08/2014) [-]
Congratulations, you are now a whore.
User avatar #153698 to #153669 - makotoitou (09/08/2014) [-]
Nigga you had good intentions. Just think of it as a job, nothing more.
User avatar #153673 to #153669 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
First of all, there's more to life than money.
You could have went down to a hobbyist store and got some Cardstock Paper and made her some Origami. Small things to show that you care will go a long way.

Secondly, that's something you're going to have to face.
Drop contact with your ex. She's going to use you, man. You've dug yourself a pretty deep hole; Don't dig yourself any deeper into it.

You messed up. Own up to it. Come clean and tell your girlfriend. She's going to be livid, but you reap what you sow.
Otherwise this action that you've taken, will continue to weigh heavy down on you. It'll start to cause stress on the relationship, and if you're not the one that screws it up by becoming paranoid about your girlfriend cheating or being paranoid about cheating, then your ex will screw it up.

Either way, you messed up, and you can either settle things the mature way, or let things die off on their own in an immature fashion.

If you love something, set it free. Find a chance to tell her what you did. Tell her why.
Tell her you were stupid and thought money would help you.
Be open and honest. Because in the end that's all relationships are about anyways. Being open and honest and communicating through everything. If you're going to keep that a secret and never talk about it, then you're not doing any favors to the relationship; You'll be holding secrets...
#153674 to #153673 - anonymous (09/08/2014) [-]
That all is very sane to say, but I'm terrified of losing her. She is perfect in every way... I don't want to lose that...
#153675 to #153674 - anonymous (09/08/2014) [-]
Guess I should have thought of that before sexing someone else up, huh?
User avatar #153676 to #153675 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
We all do stupid things, man.
I understand that you're terrified of losing her, but you either lose her like a man or you lose her like a child.

At least with the former, if she loves you back, and you show that you were acting stupid and are sincere about loving her and feeling extremely guilty for it, then there's a chance she will forgive you.
You just can't act stupid as such again. Next time you feel like you need money for dates for your girlfriend, remember that there's a plethora of things to do that don't cost money... Like my girlfriend and I; We just watch Netflix, or go to the park.

Either way, it's in your best interest to not let your ex have any control in your relationship.
#153677 to #153676 - anonymous (09/08/2014) [-]
Yeah, you are right. Thank, man. I'm going to grow a pair and fess up to her. She shouldn't have to deal with the pain I went through all of my last relationship. I wouldn't blame her for leaving me. I've fucked this up and now it's time for my conviction. This is going to hurt like a bitch. Wish me luck.
#153679 to #153677 - anonymous (09/08/2014) [-]
imo there's something pretty wrong with you if you claim to love a woman and not see any problem sleeping with another one. Seriously dude, how hard is it to not cheat?
User avatar #153681 to #153679 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
With his situation, he believes he needs money to keep a relationship lively.
For dates such as going to the movies, going out to eat, buying her presents, etc.

He completely overlooked that he doesn't need money to do nice things for his girlfriend. Nor does he need money to go out with her.

It's understandable, but not justifiable.
We all do stupid things, though...
#153683 to #153681 - anonymous (09/08/2014) [-]
Update: she is livid and she doesn't want to talk, just wants to text. This is the only thing I've ever lied to her about or hid from her... now she is questioning everything I've ever said to her.
User avatar #153684 to #153683 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Of course she's livid.
Agree that what you did was wrong. Show her that you're truly sorry for your actions.

You don't have to justify yourself; In fact, you shouldn't. Your actions aren't justifiable.
If she's willing to text, then that's pretty good so far, man.

Tell her that you messed up. Tell her that you love her.
But most importantly, talk things through. If she's still willing to talk to you, then she still wants the relationship to keep going.

If you have to, just give her time. I'm sure if she came to you saying she banged her ex for cash, you'd be pretty upset as well.
But at the very least, you told her. There won't be any excess drama. You did the mature thing and owned up to your mistakes. Now learn from it.
#153686 to #153684 - anonymous (09/08/2014) [-]
Also, is it wrong of me to hope that she breaks up with me? I know how hard it is to try to trust someone that fucked you over and I really would rather her just go find a better, more deserving guy... Fuck me, dude...
User avatar #153695 to #153686 - thatnigger (09/08/2014) [-]
Honestly, if she takes you back I'm sure she's expecting you to do everything she wants and even then it might not be enough.

Tell her if she does take you back, what is she expecting to happen and if she really doesn't see herself getting over this, I think it's better to end it, ya know?
#153685 to #153684 - anonymous (09/08/2014) [-]
Oh I'm not trying to justify any of it. I'm a moron. I didn't think of it before I did it. I can understand her pain. I dealt with it before. So I'm trying to be just as careful with how she feels as I can. She recently just lost her job on top of this, so it's probably not the best timing on this. It's strange feeling this guilt and shame. I've never been on this side of the cheater ground. Usually it's me that's being cheated on. Now I see how easy it is to ruin a good thing.
User avatar #153663 - connorjay (09/08/2014) [-]
I have an interview tomorrow and I want to show that I can be a supervisor, however I have no supervisor experience and no way of actually showing that I can do this job, other than I used to work with the manager in an old bar that we both quit.

What should I do / say?
Also I'm willing to kinda screw up this interview as if I don't get the supervisor position I won't want to work there, can't do 12 hour night shifts on a masters degree.
User avatar #153678 to #153663 - aherorising (09/08/2014) [-]
tell them that at school you prefer to lead projects, rather that follow. You like being in a position in which you govern your own grade, because then you know that the grade you'll get cannot be due to another's failures. When leading projects, you ensure that everyone does his part well, and on time. etc.
User avatar #153665 to #153663 - thirdjess (09/08/2014) [-]
I would say be agreeable, but dominant. Don't just be a yes man.
#153660 - axtinguisher (09/08/2014) [-]
I just got the night shift at my new workplace.
How do I handle the whole spending time with family and friends when I'm at work while they're at home?
Feels really shitty right now.
Help me based FJ.
User avatar #153668 to #153660 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
I used to work night-shift at a warehouse.
6pm to 4:30am. I'd commute an hour to and from each day. I wouldn't get home until 6am, wouldn't really fall asleep until 7am or 8am, and I'd wake up at 2:30pm to leave at 3:30pm. (I'd arrive at work around 4:50pm-5:15.)

I worked 4, sometimes 5 days a week. When it was 5 days a week, they had me working 12 hours shifts.
So it'd be 6pm-6:30am. I would get home by 8am, sleep 'til 2:30pm, and repeat.

I didn't have much free time at all on my days off, because sleeping in meant I missed the entire day.
If you're on a similar schedule, then honestly on your days off you're going to be sleeping in until 6pm. You'd have about 3 hours, 2 if you take away time to shower and stuff, to be with family and friends for that day. (Before most places close, really. In my town, everything closes at 9.)

It sucks, but such is life working nights.
When I worked at the warehouse, no one had any actual time to really see family/ friends.
You will have some time for family and friends, although it'd be very limited time. Otherwise, if your job lets you get on the internet and no one cares, then you could bring in a laptop and play games with your friends. (My brother works at a hotel, and in the down-time he plays Minecraft on his laptop.)
#153708 to #153668 - axtinguisher (09/08/2014) [-]
Thanks for the advice!
I'll be on the factory floor so I won't really have any time to bring out laptops or such, but now I atleast now what I'll be dealing with for some time to come.
Have this badly cropped, low quality pic as a thanks.
User avatar #153662 to #153660 - thirdjess (09/08/2014) [-]
Weekends?
User avatar #153656 - dudeheit ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
guys i fucked up hard and i really dont have a clue what to do

so the prehistory is that i got friendzoned and i cut of the contact with the girl but told her that we should wait things out to see how it develops. i know her for quite a time and she is still one of my best friends.

yesterday i met her at the supermarket and as i have seen her i have gone full retard/spaghetti - i ignored her. i was simply overwhelmed with this situation and it felt like i just received a cold punch in the guts.
afterwards she texted me that if we act like that there is no hope for us to get along ever again. i apologized and asked her to speak with me to witch she didnt responded. I've waited a day and told her the same that i acted like an asshole and that i can understand her being angry at all but at least we should talk but she still hasn answered .
a good friend of mine could ask her to speak to me or i could drive to her place but i dont know if i should wait a couple of days - i dont know what i should do next
User avatar #153696 to #153656 - thatnigger (09/08/2014) [-]
Honestly, it can be hard to be friends with somebody you liked. If things aren't working out now, chances are being friends with her would be hard as well, ya know?
User avatar #153721 to #153696 - dudeheit ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Yeah, you're right. Personal I prepared myself to end the friendship but so that we can get along and don't hate each other - maybe I'm just painting thigns too black right now ...
User avatar #153659 to #153656 - balliwog (09/08/2014) [-]
Are you trying to get back to a friendship or are you trying to move more into relationship territory at this point? Getting back into her good graces shouldn't be too hard, you might just need to wait a bit. I would recommend against being really apologetic and being like "oh I'm so sorry, it'll never happen again... etc" because it's just going to make you look like a flip-flopper. You ignored her and she'll be offended, but if you actually are good friends she'll get over it and will probably acknowledge that she's done something to upset you. I'd say just wait a few days and see what happens.
User avatar #153680 to #153659 - dudeheit ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
There will never be a relationship between the two of us, I've accepted that we aren't meant for each other but I try to keep the friendship alive, but sitting here and dealing with her behaviour is just awful. I get it that ignoring her was just a sick action of mine but doing the same now by not responding on my texts is just immature. We both are old enough to speak about our problems - well at least I thought so.
I think if the doesn't respond in the next days I'm gonna ask my friend to talk to her, I don't know what I should do otherwise beside another text how much she is pissing me off by her behaviur ...
#153631 - swiggityswooty (09/08/2014) [-]
ive been trying to get at this girl, really hot, really cool to talk to, but i got a problem. whenever i try to talk to her, i go full retard, im high, or both. what can i do to keep from going full spaghetti?
User avatar #153634 to #153631 - Decode ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
are you seriously asking or just shitposting?

You can't talk to her because....either what, or because you're high?

Is that right so far?
#153641 to #153634 - swiggityswooty (09/08/2014) [-]
no, the problem is that i cant seem to talk to her without going fullon retard, either due to my lack of being able to keep cool or due to me being stoned
User avatar #153642 to #153641 - Decode ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Okay....well first you need to stop getting stoned, at least for a little bit. You need to be able to communicate with her properly, and you won't be able to stoned, hell you even admitted to it, though it's the same sober, but my point still stands, stay sober, I'll explain why next.

First, some questions. Have you ever had trouble talking to girls before this one? If not, what is it about this girl that makes you go full retard? (as much detail as possible, from personalities to body) If you're smoking weed, are you cool to stop just until you are able to talk to this girl? I ask because you may end up losing her right away if you end up finding out she doesn't date people who get high. If you're just smoking pot, most don't care nowadays, but still, that's something you need to find out from her bud, but when you ask her, don't imply YOU smoke, just incase she hates them or whatever.

Okay, answer those, then I'll begin to form answers to help based off what you tell me, and possibly more questions.
#153645 to #153642 - swiggityswooty (09/08/2014) [-]
ive had no problem talking to girls before this one, when im stoned i literally put all of my focus together just to send her a text. i dont know what about her makes me stupid, but its driving me crazy. She doesnt really seem to care if i do pot, but im still gonna keep that shit low key,because girls dont like talking to me when they know im high as shit. maybe im dreaming, should i just move on cause this ones too hard?
User avatar #153648 to #153645 - Decode ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
First, yeah keep it low key man, good on your part for figuring that out. You COULD move on if you want, but think about this dude, if you've never had this problem before, then there's obviously something so breath-taking, so awe-inspiring about this girl that you just go brain dead and are at a loss for words. Something is special about her, you just don't know what.

She could be your dream girl, your soul mate (if you believe in that shit) but the fact is she leaves a huge impression on you, If I was you I'd be trying my absolute best to get to know this girl. S'fine if you wanna keep smoking, but until you're able to make your first conversation with her, try not to smoke THEN go talk to her. When you next meet her, catch yourself as you start drawing blanks. Look at what she's wearing, notice the color of her eyes, her hair, then compliment her on any or all of those, BOOM! you're in (if you can do that without fucking it up) also, body language is important. Don't be slouching, don't slurr your words, stand up tall, speak clearly, smile, if you're good at making people laugh, make her laugh, making girls laugh is almost always an instant win with the girl unless you ugly as sin. Think up small talk topics to have with her as backups. Once you got the ball rolling and you're talking to her, if all is going well, ask to hang out sometime, in which she should agree, then get her number. If she says no, but doesn't completely reject you, you haven't lost with her then, you just need to take your time, take it slow with her, keep up the charm, and eventually you'll be in.
#153650 to #153648 - swiggityswooty (09/08/2014) [-]
numbers already gotten, but thanks brah
User avatar #153651 to #153650 - Decode ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
How did you get her number if you cant talk to her?
#153653 to #153651 - swiggityswooty (09/08/2014) [-]
i couldnt hold a straight conversation is what i was trying to say
#153652 to #153651 - swiggityswooty (09/08/2014) [-]
no i got her number, the problem was that i couldnt think of where to go or what i could do or how i could talk to her or how breathtaking she is come to think of it.
User avatar #153654 to #153652 - Decode ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
aight my nigga, so you got her number, then so far so good. Just do what I said already, it will help with holding a conversation. Mention her beauty, her personality, and how much you like (x) about her. If you don't know enough about her, boom, even better, ask her about herself. People love to talk about themselves, so get her to tell you all about her, then make conversations out of things she said, or compliment things she said, such as things that show her character, her personality. If you're really worried, people usually don't do this because they find it stupid,cheesy and are usually embarrassed, but I swear this works. Practice talking to yourself in the mirror, but make the topics/conversation as if you were talking to her. That way you can build up on strengthening having a conversation with her, and if you notice an bad habits you have while talking, or you find yourself running out of topics/going silent too fast, then you know what to fix. Trust me, it works, but only if you're really going to go in there with the state of mind that it will WORK. Plan out what you want to talk about, or get her talking about herself, THEN talk about something, or a topic about her that you picked up from her telling about herself.

See? there ya go brah, anything else feel free to ask. If you need more on this, simply keep replying, I'll keep helping until you're satisfied, I'm here to help ya.
#153767 to #153654 - swiggityswooty (09/09/2014) [-]
alright, everything went horribly wrong and i spaghettied, so now im just gonna go back to being awesome and unattached.
User avatar #153772 to #153767 - Decode ONLINE (09/09/2014) [-]
did you clam up again trying to talk to her? and hey, props for trying m80, most dudes don't even take the leap nowadays.
#153773 to #153772 - swiggityswooty (09/09/2014) [-]
no i literally just became myself and stupid, but tbh, it doesnt affect me that much, well all float on all right
User avatar #153775 to #153773 - Decode ONLINE (09/09/2014) [-]
Yeah mang, I was telling some other d00d on here who was too scared to even talk to the girl to begin with, that we all face rejection, it's no worries, happens. I've had 4 gfs in total so far, and I was rejected by like 10-15 girls between each. The rejections don't matter when you get the girl, which you will eventually.
#153777 to #153775 - swiggityswooty (09/09/2014) [-]
besides, now i can talk to regular hoes again
User avatar #153778 to #153777 - Decode ONLINE (09/09/2014) [-]
damn straight, I like your attitude!
#153655 to #153654 - swiggityswooty (09/08/2014) [-]
I think im good for now, but thanks for all the guidance bro, you def. helped me
User avatar #153624 - winners ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
how does one go about getting prescribed xanex? i think its about that time in my life where I should be taking something like that for my anxiety
User avatar #153666 to #153624 - thirdjess (09/08/2014) [-]
If you want Xanax just for a chill, go to a doctor and tell them you're afraid of flying and you're going on vacation soon. Most doctors prescribe Xanax (not sure why). If you want Xanax because you have or suspect you have legitimate Anxiety problems like myself, definitely go to a psychiatrist, or you might need to go to a doctor to be recommended to see a psych, depending on where you live.

Personally for the latter I would more so recommend going to see a psych and learning excercises to control your anxiety like I have, depending on expensive drugs is good for no body, least of all you.
#153632 to #153624 - swiggityswooty (09/08/2014) [-]
ive had xanax from my local drug dealer, did you try them?
User avatar #153637 to #153632 - winners ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
no ive been trying to get some just to see what it does for me but its hard for that stuff i guess
User avatar #153644 to #153637 - Decode ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Even though it's easy swiggity's way, I don't reccommend that dude. People react differently to Xanax, like for me it makes me feel sick, I don't want to move, like I'm dying. For my brother who is a diagnosed Bipolar, it does exactly what it's supposed to, calm him down. Not like a zombie, but his stress goes down dramatically. You should see a medical professional to see which stress reliever is best for you. You might be allergic to Xanax too, that is a risk you won't know blindly taking it from a drug dealer. Your doctor will give you the best medicine that fits your specifics, like I use Clonazepam for my stress, and it works absolute wonders. I still say go to the doctor or pych first, but do whatever man.
#153639 to #153637 - swiggityswooty (09/08/2014) [-]
you should look in suburban areas then, middle class white kids tend to be excellent at getting depression medication
User avatar #153629 to #153624 - Decode ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Go to a doctor and/or a Psychiatrist, tell them about your anxiety, symptoms, how it effects your life. If it inhibits you from doing things you wish you could, or makes common, daily things a chore when it really shouldn't be. You could probably ask for Xanax once you've fully explained your anxiety, but most doctors won't like that. Based off what you tell them, they will give you either Xanax, or something in the same class as Xanax to help cope with stress, something like Clonazepam.

Hope that helped.
User avatar #153623 - solareyes (09/08/2014) [-]
Ok so I posted a few months back about an ex boyfriend of mine that I just couldn't shake. A week before my birthday, he e-mailed me essentially saying "I know you don't want shit to do with me but happy early birthday." This was after not speaking for 3 months. Yes it was kind of sweet that he did that and that he was thinking of me but he seriously went batshit crazy when I broke up with him back in November of LAST YEAR. he told me he was raped as a kid, sent pictures of his slit wrists, and told me all sorts of fucked up childhood stories, all as some sort of ploy to win me back

The memories of us have been tainted. I keep having flashbacks of us and cringe so badly and want to purge myself from anything of him. He hasn't spoken to me since then but I kind of want to give him an idea of what kind of fucked up hell he put me through after the break up. I truly want him to know how disgusted I am with him and why I don't want anything to do with him because he only figured out that I didn't want to talk to him once I started ignoring him. However, I just really don't want shit to do with him.

I hate to make this comparison, but I think I want to just make peace and confront him like a rape victim would confront her rapist but instead of why just telling him what he did to me really gave me some problems.

I'm also just airing out some thoughts. I've been thinking of sending him an e-mail explaining how I feel, but again, I don't want to talk to him. A good friend of mine recommends therapy but I feel like only time will help me. Does anyone have an idea? Sorry for the long post I'm kinda on a stream of thought process.
User avatar #153667 to #153623 - thirdjess (09/08/2014) [-]
So I work as a telemarketer. You can probably guess how many people want to listen to me talk. My boss is always telling us, even if they're making up excuses about how they don't want the product if they're still on phone they're still listening and you still have a chance.

So in this situation I'd apply that logic. If you reply to his email, it tells him you READ his email in the first place and that you give enough of a shit to spend the time replying to him. I'd ignore him, pretend it's spam and delete that shit.
User avatar #153627 to #153623 - thatnigger (09/08/2014) [-]
Therapy can help a lot btw. Especially if you feel traumatized by this, I think it'd be a good idea to go though with it as well. It's mostly because if you don't undergo therapy, there is a chance you might project those feelings or the weight of those feelings onto somebody else without realizing it and it could cause a lot of problems in the future.

I think after undergoing therapy, you might be more able to talk to him and then I guess you can have come closure with this, ya know?
User avatar #153630 to #153627 - solareyes (09/08/2014) [-]
Yeah I see what you mean. I just don't know what classifies as "trauma," ya know? I might just do it cuz I'm done with all this disgust and stuff. Maybe I will just go and see what someone thinks... thanks
User avatar #153633 to #153630 - thatnigger (09/08/2014) [-]
It's emotional abuse from what I can tell. It's not something that time can heal as well. For example imagine somebody telling you every day for a year that you were a loser, etc. It's emotional abuse and can cause a lot of damage to people's self confidence and such.

I think what you went though is fairly serious especially if you can't even think about him without being reminded of this. This isn't some petty, he was being mean I don't want to talk to him, ya know?

Anyway, good luck. :3
User avatar #153635 to #153633 - solareyes (09/08/2014) [-]
That actually makes me realize this was a lot more serious than I thought it was and I will go seek some help then since a stranger is telling me that it's a problem that's saying something

I really appreciate your help, I truly do, and thanks :3
#153638 to #153635 - thatnigger (09/08/2014) [-]
Good luck! W-We're not complete strangers though. I think I've given you advice before as well. :3
User avatar #153664 to #153638 - solareyes (09/08/2014) [-]
you have and you're amazing for it :3
#153625 to #153623 - saltybanana (09/08/2014) [-]
ooooookay, i say tell that nigguh to kill him self. jk dont do that    
   
m'lady *tips fedora*   
guuurl just fucking tell him, dont ignore him. honestly if i was in his position i would want you to talk to me, about why you dont wanna talk to me anymore. i personally think its best to just comfort him, face to face. just talk to him gurl, aint nothing wrong with just talking make sure you go to a public place if you do, dont know if this nigguh is a cereal killer n shit    
   
im assuming he just wants someone to vent out his feelings, like you are right now yes even us guys need someone to talk too, thats why we come here.  just keep it straight up with him, dont put icing on the cake, just say. "this is why i dont wanna talk to you anymore. im sorry but it really disturbs me" boom thats it. dont sugar coat it.
ooooookay, i say tell that nigguh to kill him self. jk dont do that

m'lady *tips fedora*
guuurl just fucking tell him, dont ignore him. honestly if i was in his position i would want you to talk to me, about why you dont wanna talk to me anymore. i personally think its best to just comfort him, face to face. just talk to him gurl, aint nothing wrong with just talking make sure you go to a public place if you do, dont know if this nigguh is a cereal killer n shit

im assuming he just wants someone to vent out his feelings, like you are right now yes even us guys need someone to talk too, thats why we come here. just keep it straight up with him, dont put icing on the cake, just say. "this is why i dont wanna talk to you anymore. im sorry but it really disturbs me" boom thats it. dont sugar coat it.
User avatar #153626 to #153625 - solareyes (09/08/2014) [-]
He has tried to talk to me about it. I tried to help and listen to how he felt but I just couldn't take it anymore, he was pulling me down a bad path. Seriously I was contemplating self harm it got that bad

I truly have tried talking to him and staying friends with him but it won't work. Honestly I'm really terrified that he'll hurt himself or something if I told him how I really felt. Plus it's gonna look like I'm being a wuss cuz I really mean it when I say I don't ever want to see him again so it'll all be purely through e-mail. Would he understand?

btw this sounds creepy but it's great seeing you back on here; between you and xXThaxtOnexGuyXx y'all make this board really freaking awesome so thanks a bunch
User avatar #153768 to #153626 - saltybanana (09/09/2014) [-]
hmmm idk its tough tbh with this dude. i would tell him. hopefully he could understand you, cause come on man. you shouldnt be dealing with shit like that. yall dont have kids or a house togther.

best option is find him some help if its that bad. take him to councling or something, atkeast try to help in something IMO

thanks, been working non stop i finally got a freaking gf so i rarely go on here, plus i got a job, but ill be on here alot during the week cause of school,
#153611 - anonymous (09/08/2014) [-]
just broke up with my first gf... kinda feel like shit right now
just broke up with my first gf... kinda feel like shit right now
#153622 to #153611 - saltybanana (09/08/2014) [-]
hey man, everyone goes thru what your going thru.    
   
been dumped before and it feels terrible. feels like youve been socked straight in your stomach. but worst. maaaaaaaann fuck dat bitch! i know so many people here are gonna tell you "bruuh, bruh, plenty of chicken in dah sea dawg, word. yah feel me niqqa?"   
   
well yeah in a way theyre are soooo many women out there fitnna make you feel good in oh so many ways. just need to pick up that smile and think positive. theyre are so many women out ther, white, black, asian, indian, fuuuck even hindu bitches. need to try out the rainbow bro
hey man, everyone goes thru what your going thru.

been dumped before and it feels terrible. feels like youve been socked straight in your stomach. but worst. maaaaaaaann fuck dat bitch! i know so many people here are gonna tell you "bruuh, bruh, plenty of chicken in dah sea dawg, word. yah feel me niqqa?"

well yeah in a way theyre are soooo many women out there fitnna make you feel good in oh so many ways. just need to pick up that smile and think positive. theyre are so many women out ther, white, black, asian, indian, fuuuck even hindu bitches. need to try out the rainbow bro
#153617 to #153611 - angelicdemon (09/08/2014) [-]
It's K anon 1-17 thing is life is life. There will be more people. All you gotta do is find one you like and see what you can do... maybe they'll find you. I'll be honest here, don't trust a word I say. No GF because reasons.
User avatar #153612 to #153611 - solareyes (09/08/2014) [-]
I gotchoo what's up?
#153615 to #153612 - anonymous (09/08/2014) [-]
I don't want to talk about it

seriously though shits complicated
User avatar #153618 to #153615 - solareyes (09/08/2014) [-]
Well fuck you too

but seriously I can help if you don't want to explain the story

User avatar #153605 - unikornking ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
So I home schooled for high school and I'm in college now. I have to write a literacy narrative due in 2ish weeks and I was susposed to start drafting it this weekend, but I don't have a clue how to write any form of paper or essay. Where do I begin? What's an outline? What's a thesis?
User avatar #153657 to #153605 - aherorising (09/08/2014) [-]
here are perhaps some helpful examples:
www.dropbox.com/sh/v042mfrbzlg8s2n/AAA6fIpx97zt6bYIbc05s7mCa?dl=0

the way I see it, an outline is a rough first draft of a full report/essay/thesis, in which you setup the fundamental structure of the general essay. Most essays are structured in paragraphs, with the 1th a short introduction on the general topic or history "in [scientific field], we conventionally [description of the way something was used to be done] , and the 2th paragraph narrowing it down to the subject inside that field. "however, in recent years/exact date, [first emergance of phenomenon of topic]
I'm sure you can find better outlines online.

User avatar #153607 to #153605 - makotoitou (09/08/2014) [-]
This is why homeschooling should be banned. Shit's dumb and it makes dumb shits.
User avatar #153608 to #153607 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
You should Never look at the CAT tests.
End of the year tests that are extremely dumbed-down.

For my 12th grade test, it had geometry questions as part of the math section.
GEOMETRY.
That was as hard as it got.
User avatar #153636 to #153608 - Decode ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
CAT tests aren't supposed to be hard....if I remember correctly from my time in highschool they were the Tests that were more about getting the school funding. I remember how ridiculously easy it was, but yeah, it was for funding, not meant as a test of intelligence or something for students.
#153592 - anonymous (09/08/2014) [-]
So i told this girl I liked that I liked her. She said thx, used the embarrassed smile emogi, and said that she was grateful because not many guys liked her. How do I pursue this, after she said that not many guys liked her, I asked her what was up.
User avatar #153658 to #153592 - aherorising (09/08/2014) [-]
ehh, yeah. sounds very shy and nervous and unsure how to handle compliments. be gentle and give her time to get used to a bit of flirting.
User avatar #153596 to #153592 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Chill out and take things slowly.
She's probably really nervous.
#153587 - nethack (09/08/2014) [-]
Hey all, just published a book on amazon, I was wondering if you guys had any Ideas on how to get the word out there (I have no money, lel) I already posted on the books board, I don't think admin would let me post anywhere else about it. Ideas, gtfo, etc welcome
User avatar #153597 to #153587 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
What's the name?
I'll look into it.
#153670 to #153597 - nethack (09/08/2014) [-]
It's called Phantasies, by Elijah Hendrickson
User avatar #153672 to #153670 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
www.amazon.com/Phantasies-One-Elijah-Hendrickson-e

Alright, I'm going to list off everything that comes straight to my mind from viewing this page...

> COVER
"Don't judge a book by it's cover" -- Yeah, well people do it anyways. Cover needs to be changed.

> 23 pages
Which means roughly about 19 to 20 pages of content.

> $2.99
Extremely low price; Not a bad thing, but interesting... Screams "New Author"

> Extremely tiny description
"A brief collection of short stories set in the magical world of Furpunk"
What is Furpunk? How many stories? Who are the main characters? What is the point of the stories as a whole? What's the universe like?

All in all, the lack of a description and lack of content drive me away from purchasing the book.
Change what you can, make it more appealing on the shop-page, and just wait.
With an extremely small book as such, you can only expect so much out of it; It's not going to be a best seller like Harry Potter was.
#153940 to #153672 - nethack (09/09/2014) [-]
thanks for the great advice. lol yeah that cover sucked ass
User avatar #153590 to #153587 - ScottP (09/08/2014) [-]
Nice. What's the book about?
User avatar #153588 to #153587 - bminous (09/08/2014) [-]
Ask Admin if he'll put it up with his next sticky of links for shit on amazon. Can't hurt to try asking
#153589 to #153588 - nethack (09/08/2014) [-]
thanks, I kinda feel stupid for not thinking of that myself now
User avatar #153613 to #153589 - solareyes (09/08/2014) [-]
Going off of that, see if y'all could arrange a commission thingie with it too
User avatar #153585 - nigalthornberry ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Why do women get into so many arguments
Like my mom and all the women in the family always seem to get into an arguement
User avatar #153628 to #153585 - thatnigger (09/08/2014) [-]
I think it's about pride as well.
User avatar #153614 to #153585 - solareyes (09/08/2014) [-]
We tend to think into things a lot more and have shorter tempers. Why? I would love to know myself
User avatar #153598 to #153585 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Hormones.
Boredom.
Over-exaggeration/ Over-thinking everything.

Pick one, or even all three.
#153583 - ohbamse (09/08/2014) [-]
I'm looking for a meme. It's hard to explain what it's like, but i'll give it a shot. Im sure alot of you know what im talking about. It's this old picture, with these 10-ish deformed children lined up side by side. They're all given a name like "shadow death jack - ability to eat your soul" or something like that. It's hella funny, and i know there a lots of memes like that. If anybody know where to find it, have it or know what it's called, please, do drop it.
I'm looking for a meme. It's hard to explain what it's like, but i'll give it a shot. Im sure alot of you know what im talking about. It's this old picture, with these 10-ish deformed children lined up side by side. They're all given a name like "shadow death jack - ability to eat your soul" or something like that. It's hella funny, and i know there a lots of memes like that. If anybody know where to find it, have it or know what it's called, please, do drop it.
User avatar #153899 to #153610 - ohbamse (09/09/2014) [-]
HOLY SHIT YOU FOUND IT, THANK YOU!
User avatar #153640 to #153610 - Decode ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
I don't understand why so many people think that picture is funny. I mean it gets a smile out of me, but whenever that's posted, people in the comments lose their shit like it's the funniest thing ever to have been on the internet.

I dunno, just my two cents, to each their own.
User avatar #153643 to #153640 - qwertyjr (09/08/2014) [-]
That's how it is on the internet though, everything is blown out of proportion or a circlejerk when it comes to memes.
User avatar #153646 to #153643 - Decode ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Yeah, very true my friend, very true. I guess this should surprise me anymore, happens all the time. Similar situations where two comments will be identical pretty much in their topic, but one person is thumbed up like a king, seen as a great guy. On another thread, almost identical idea/wording whatever, seen as satan's asshole, thumbed down to oblivion, people call them faggots for even having said (enter topic here).

Such is life on the internet, and FunnyJunk.
#153647 to #153646 - qwertyjr (09/08/2014) [-]
People will always circle jerk tho bro. It's hard to find original comments and jokes now a days anyway. Even if you're original and funny, someone will copy you and milk for thumbs.   
Anyhow, I'm tired, good night bro
People will always circle jerk tho bro. It's hard to find original comments and jokes now a days anyway. Even if you're original and funny, someone will copy you and milk for thumbs.
Anyhow, I'm tired, good night bro
User avatar #153649 to #153647 - Decode ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Goodnight bro.

Sent you a friend request btw, since you seem to be one of the more chill, cool people I've met on this site. accept it or don't, no hard feelings, rest easy mang.
User avatar #153609 to #153583 - dende ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
I know exactly what you're talking about
And just spent like 10 minutes looking for it before giving up.
#153582 - anonymous (09/07/2014) [-]
Gunna be a gross story, but I need some help. I am broke. Like I have $3 to my name broke. Anywho, I just had the urge to pee so when I went it was a little painful and their was blood too. I don't have the money for a doctor, so anyone have any ideas of what to do?
User avatar #153599 to #153582 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
If this gets worse, then just go to the hospital.
They'll work out a payment plan, man. Not many people actually pay their bills, so any money sent towards them is better than none at all.
User avatar #153591 to #153582 - nigalthornberry ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Free clinic
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