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#207424 - dudeheit
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(01/29/2016) [-]
Can anyone tell me if it is reasonable to learn the coding-language "perl"?
I'm in my last year of university and I have the opportunity to take one more subject, which will not interfere with my bachelor-score, so I thought that maybe some coding might be useful, because I don't have any knowledge in Computersciences.
#207419 - dehumanizer
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(01/29/2016) [-]
JUST reminding you normies to politely kill yourselves.
#207459 to #207419 - charizarddad
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(01/30/2016) [-]
what if im a cyborg
#207469 to #207459 - dehumanizer
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(01/30/2016) [-]
cyborgs are just normies in denial that have been hooked on the dank memes

"HURR DURR MY GF HAD SEX WITH ME ONLY TWICE THIS WEEK, IM SO SAD, IM JUST LIKE YOU GUYS I SWEAR !"
#207500 to #207469 - charizarddad
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(01/31/2016) [-]
but that feel when no gf
#207505 to #207500 - dehumanizer
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(01/31/2016) [-]
how exactly ared you a cyborg?
#207519 to #207505 - charizarddad
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(01/31/2016) [-]
do cyborgs have gf? i dont think i qualify for robot but definitely not normie
#207524 to #207519 - dehumanizer
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(01/31/2016) [-]
-.-

why do you think you do not qualify for a robot?
#207536 to #207524 - charizarddad
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(01/31/2016) [-]
and a job
#207535 to #207524 - charizarddad
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(01/31/2016) [-]
i have like two friends
#207561 to #207535 - dehumanizer
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(02/01/2016) [-]
aslong as you are a birgin its okay

havi ng normie friends and beeing a wagecuck is toleratable
#207421 to #207419 - anon
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(01/29/2016) [-]
But my gf and family would actually miss me...
#207422 to #207421 - dehumanizer
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(01/29/2016) [-]
idgaf, do it
#207413 - howdoyouspell
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(01/29/2016) [-]
What's a safe day?

I see it mentioned a lot on hentai, but I was never told about it as a little girl.

When is it, and does it really prevent pregnancy?
#207460 to #207413 - charizarddad
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(01/30/2016) [-]
it doesnt prevent pregnancy
#207462 to #207460 - howdoyouspell
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(01/30/2016) [-]
Does it help at all?
#207468 to #207462 - charizarddad
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(01/30/2016) [-]
i should re word that, as far as i know there are safe days (as in the woman is not ovulating, thus a child can not be conceived). but knowing when these safe days happen is not entirely predictable, especially with a guess. ovulation cycles are not on a a literal timer, they just sort of happen around the same time. there is a chance it could stop someone from getting pregnant, but i wouldnt risk it. ive read(and heard from one person) that they conceived on a safe day, so you can never be too sure.
#207466 to #207462 - charizarddad
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(01/30/2016) [-]
lowers the chances, but doesnt prevent it.
#207415 to #207413 - sugoi
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(01/29/2016) [-]
Two weeks before her next period is due, she ovulates. Her fertile time (the time when she can conceive) is 3 to 5 days BEFORE ovulation. Because a woman's cycle can vary a few days from month to month (not all of us bleed precisely every 28 days), then the fertile time can be calculated from 5 days BEFORE her ovulation is due to 3 days AFTER her ovulation is due, just to leave room for natural variances.

Therefore the safest time to have unprotected sex with a woman is the last 10 or 11 days before her PERIOD is due.

From the most reliable source on the internet, yahoo answers.
#207412 - protomanrulezz
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(01/29/2016) [-]
I'm looking into moving into my own apartment in a couple of months and want to know some suggestions. Like furniture I'll need, where I can look for better prices on that furniture etc. What to look for in an apartment... pretty much just anything someone can say
#207423 to #207412 - anon
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(01/29/2016) [-]
Get a futon for your bedroom.
Comfy as fuck, cheaper than a bed, also kind of a couch.
#207416 to #207412 - sugoi
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(01/29/2016) [-]
Maybe you should say what country and what your budget is ja?
#207420 to #207416 - protomanrulezz
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(01/29/2016) [-]
The apartment I can partially pay for with my financial aid from the college so lets not count that in the budget.
For furniture I am looking from anywhere up to 1500-2000 USD. I know I can get some furniture free from craigslist but some I am not willing to make the effort at cleaning. Like I would trust a free dresser or a free table, etc. Just looking for anything someone has to suggest really.
#207411 - girrafalopegis
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(01/29/2016) [-]
>laptop broke
>need new laptop for classes

Suggestions for laptops that will last 2-4 years and are windows? Trying to stay under $1k
#207417 to #207411 - sugoi
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(01/29/2016) [-]
Are you murican?
#207425 to #207417 - girrafalopegis
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(01/29/2016) [-]
Yeup
#207434 to #207425 - sugoi
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(01/30/2016) [-]
Well first off I'd recommend an ultrabook or a smaller laptop, you might not feel the weight when you first get it but after a few days it's a real pain in the back.

If you don't mind something branded I've been looking at the Razer Blade Stealth which I would purchase myself if it wasn't for them restricting sales only in murica.

I'm not American so I don't know any good computer stores in murica but just look for something with say 8GB and intel i5 something or other, graphics card shouldn't really matter unless you're playing games or planning to use something like photoshop.
#207410 - theturkeyburger
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(01/29/2016) [-]
whats that meme with the drunk guy its an old meme please help its like hes saying failio or stupidio or something like that its some fake english/spanish hybrid word shit help hurry
#207402 - lightingcrutch
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(01/29/2016) [-]
Ok guys,
I'm having a hard time in school, yet its not because of the courses i'm taking.
Its because of me constantly getting distracted and my work ethic. Its really driving me down the shit hole.
So i ask, How the fuck can I stay focused or how can i improve my work ethic?

#207418 to #207402 - minutes ONLINE
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(01/29/2016) [-]
Having a greater goal really helps
#207403 to #207402 - sugoi
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(01/29/2016) [-]
Take adderall
#207401 - cronos
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(01/29/2016) [-]
You know it wasn't until recently that I realized that I'm actually lonely. It's so strange. I've got friends that I hang out with and a family who mostly tolerates me, and yet I still feel lonely. I guess it's the after affect of separating with a significant other. Back then I had someone to talk to and share all my ideas and feelings and ideals. I had someone who I got to spend time with and had a legitimate interest in what I said. Maybe I miss the attention? You spend so long with someone you don't even realize they're the only person you talk to or even had a remote understanding of who you are. I spent 6 years with this person and now all that time is gone. Just memories now. I'm over her completely and we've both moved on now. I don't even know what I'm doing here. Maybe I just don't want to be alone in this. I'm sure many of you have felt this way before. I just don't know what to do anymore, you know?
#207406 to #207401 - anon
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(01/29/2016) [-]
Yeah, you don't even notice until they are gone. Just how lonely you really are.

There will never be someone exactly like her or him or whom ever. It's just really sad to think about sometimes. I feel you. I have friends and everything but everytime I talk to a new girl or something I sometimes compare them to the first girl that made me feel like that. Although sometimes you just got to realize that things don't last forever for the most part, and you've had your time but its over. If you want to feel it again, be open about yourself, be yourself. Just don't give up or lose your motivation. I lost my motivation for a year and I feel like I'm a year behind everyone so I'm working my hardest to catch up.

It sucks though. When you have no one to talk to that cared as much as she did. I miss her in most ways but I know its over and theres no chance of us getting back together. You just gotta keep searching man, you found someone like her that made you feel awesome or just alive. I'm sure you'll find someone else equally or better than her/him.
#207407 to #207406 - cronos
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(01/29/2016) [-]
Thank you. Despite what became of us, i still think everyone can find someone to open up to. I'll just keep moving to tomorrow and hope I meet that someone on the way.
#207405 to #207401 - sweetbutteryjesus
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(01/29/2016) [-]
You'd be surprised at how well tinder or grindr are for easing loneliness.
Talk to random strangers about things, meet new people.
#207408 to #207405 - cronos
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(01/29/2016) [-]
I've considered it but don't really know if it's for me. Unfortunately my experience with the app comes soley from here, and the occasional mention from friends. Would you recommend it, personally?
#207409 to #207408 - sweetbutteryjesus
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(01/29/2016) [-]
Yeah, I'm having a blast.
#207400 - murrlogic
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(01/29/2016) [-]
We had 4 varieties of cheesecake and strawberry ice cream to commemorate a coworker at work named Jeremy Lowther a guy who I live with. Jeremy is boring. He plays music on his guitar and talks about rap music and football/basketball all day at work. He also likes to go long boarding.

He's now gonna be the head manager of a coffee shop while accumulating ass mounds of debt in college. He wants to be a Botanist or Plant Scientist or some dumb shit.

Dude is already 24 and has his whole life planned out.
#207399 - anon
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(01/29/2016) [-]
Do you guys know an effective method to remove scars?
#207404 to #207399 - sugoi
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(01/29/2016) [-]
I hear snake oil is pretty great
#207393 - theruse
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(01/29/2016) [-]
I bought this camcorder at a bazaar today, and it worked fine earlier. Now, it won't turn on when I put the battery on it. Also, the viewfinder will only display a white screen with some black lines that run across it. The display for the viewfinder worked fine, it's just that the picture doesn't show up. And like I said, eventually it stopped turning on altogether. Does anyone know how or where I can get this problem fixed? I believe the viewfinder issue is only a matter of finding a new one to replace it, but I'm not sure about the battery thing.
#207392 - steezyman
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(01/29/2016) [-]
Hello, is anyone interested in listening to my long winded (ill try to make it as short as possible) story and give me advice? it involves love and intrigue. Plus i really need some help.
#207414 to #207392 - braveblue
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(01/29/2016) [-]
If you're afraid of posting it, just pm me or something. I might be able to help I'm not sure.
#207395 to #207392 - anon
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(01/29/2016) [-]
post it, someone will probably be able to help you.
#207397 to #207395 - sugoi
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(01/29/2016) [-]
What this guy said.
#207388 - temporalguardian ONLINE
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(01/29/2016) [-]
GIF
How the fuck do I un-webm a webm. I'm trying to save a god damn ordinary gif but it its not a gif anymore, its a god, damn, webm. aionhfosebhgoushgodshrgo

Seriously who thought this was a good idea? cant save or share this shit anywhere.
#207390 to #207388 - sugoi
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(01/29/2016) [-]
Click that
#207394 to #207390 - temporalguardian ONLINE
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(01/29/2016) [-]
Wow. Okay...wow. Where's the nearest suicide booth?
#207396 to #207394 - sugoi
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(01/29/2016) [-]
It's ok, we all have brain farts from time to time.
#207398 to #207396 - temporalguardian ONLINE
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(01/29/2016) [-]
Thing is that little thing doesnt show up for gifs in comps *sob*
#207389 to #207388 - temporalguardian ONLINE
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(01/29/2016) [-]
Look at this crap. MY OWN GIF HAS TURNED INTO ONE OF THEM. SACRILEGE!
#207387 - thefunnyside
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(01/29/2016) [-]
So FJ, how do you know if a guy likes you?

Some backstory:
There's a a guy in my class (we're both 16, turning 17) who' s at total sweetheart to the point where he's childlike. He's always smiling at everyone, he always asks the teachers with a lot of enthusiasm how they're doing (the only one in the class that does this), he never stops laughing, he's so nice to everyone. He's like one of those little kids that's just full of love and joy - totally sappy, basically. I've never met someone like that, ever.
So, I wasn't at school today because I came down with a cold. No big deal, and since school is ending in two days anyway, I decided not to go. He called me today to ask how I was doing, why I didn't come, and if I'd like to hang out (His parents have two apartments, once of which is close to where I live, and he was in that one). I told him I was sick, but saidi was gonna walk my dog to get some fresh air and he was welcome to join. He said it would be better if we didn't then, and told me he hoped I got better.

Now, even though he's great and all, I just don't like him like that. I would seriously hate to lead him on, and if this was any other guy I'd be pretty sure he likes me, but this guy is just so sappy that I don't know. Any advice on how I can figure this out? I'm a very nice person too, but I'm also as thick as a brick (aka and idiot when it comes to this stuff), so it's happened before that I've unknowingly led someone on and had to hurt them because of it. I'd rather not get either of us into this situation. Fjers, what're your thoughts?
#207391 to #207387 - sugoi
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(01/29/2016) [-]
He totally likes you.
Are you close friends? if not people generally don't call you if you're sick, that shit only happens in movies. At most you'd get a lot of spam on facebook asking r u ok?

#207385 - murrlogic
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(01/28/2016) [-]
>tfw no harem of stereotypical evil business women with no self control making plans on how to make lots of money through immoral and ruthless business practices

>All of them are smoking unfiltered high tars cigars at least 2 dozen boxes worth since they're always so angry so they compensate for their "stress" with lots of Tobacco product

>Some of them are even inhaling cocaine because they want anything that feels like an emotion to die

>All of them are wearing blood diamonds, gold, and platinum each of them demanding to be treated like a pretty pretty princess

>All of them are wearing stereotypical 3 piece suits

>All of them are avid gun owners and supporters of the NRA. They think Columbine and School Shootings are no excuse to take their guns away

>They all drive Hummers because Comfort outweighs practicality.

>They all believe the EPA is just a wall in their way toward planetary environmental destruction.

>Their diet is all red meat, liquor, soda, and salt. Anything that is normally bad for you they eat every day in large amounts
#207384 - nigalthornberry
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(01/28/2016) [-]
I just don't know what to do about my friend. She's just been completely unhappy with life the past few months and I don't know how I can help. She knows I'm here for her and I try to talk to her about why she is when I get to see her but I still just don't understand how to help. She says she needs to be alone but when I leave her alone she drinks, crys and passes out alone in her bed. I don't want her to be like this and she knows it I care and worry about her alot and she tells me I shouldn't because she's not worth it and she hasn't been the best to me and I think that's part of the reason it's hard to get anything about this out of her. I don't care if she hasn't been the best to me or lied to me i can forgive all that as long as she's okay. I let her be alone for a while and just like I thought she did her drinking thing then started fucking some older guy who she then realized was only using her as a toy. Then you know more crying, I'm not worth it, I'm a horrible person.

As much as I shouldnt say what she's told me she's said that she's had a miscarriage and can't have babies and she's sad about that because she feels like it was her fault and wanted to have the baby know she loved it. Then she talks about how she always does things she doesn't want to because she feels pressured into it, she says she misses alot of people
#207386 to #207384 - anon
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(01/28/2016) [-]
As wonderful as it is that you want to help her so badly, at this point she needs professional help, not friends. What you can do is try to convince her to seek out that help or coordinate with other people who care deeply about her to make arrangements for her. Maybe suggest rehab or something, but wherever you send her to get that help, make sure it's a high quality place that really cares about their patients. She needs to be in a strict, but nurturing environment or she'll just default back on to her self destructive behaviors.
#207383 - anon
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(01/28/2016) [-]
WEW
#207382 - thematthew
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(01/28/2016) [-]
me and europe are having an argument, one of us is saying that the other is a hypocrite for making a unoriginal joke right after getting made at someone for making one, the other is saying that he isn't because he wasn't attacking anyone with his joke and the first person was.

is the other person a hypocrite?
#207374 - trapuke
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(01/28/2016) [-]
Alright so about a month ago I hit my thumb into a wall and it got jammed pretty good
Why am I here telling you this?
It has yet to stop hurting...
It gets caught and pops very painfully
And sometimes it sale slightly
the pain is coming from my first joint in my thumb
I can't freaky go to the doctor, life is literally to busy and my cars busted anyways.
What do?
Ignoring it ain't working
#207377 to #207374 - sugoi
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(01/28/2016) [-]
Well you can't go to the doctor and ignoring it isn't doing it so what?
There is nothing else to do.

Maybe you dislocated your thumb? Are chiropractors or whatever an option?
#207378 to #207377 - trapuke
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(01/28/2016) [-]
not really, sadly.
I have some form of insurance, but just to use it, I need a large co pay.
And again, kinda impossible to get to doc without a car

It kinda got a bit better, then it hurt really bad and the whole, getting caught thing started.
I don't know, probably is nothing too serious.
#207379 to #207378 - sugoi
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(01/28/2016) [-]
Either its a fracture and it won't heal properly or a dislocated thumb in which case it won't get better unless you pop it back in.

You could just you know, take public transport but I guess that's your perogative maybe you live in the boonies or some shit.

So I guess either continue ignoring it or google up "How can I tell I have a dislocated joint?" "How the fuck do I pop that sucker back in?"
#207380 to #207379 - trapuke
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(01/28/2016) [-]
fair enough
I'll probably wait a bit longer, then if nothing
I will try to get to the doctor
Either way, thank you for the help ^^
#207381 to #207380 - sugoi
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(01/28/2016) [-]
Get well soon mate.
#207375 to #207374 - trapuke
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(01/28/2016) [-]
Sometimes it swells*
Not sale
#207366 - jaytothadee
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(01/28/2016) [-]
Ok guys I feel like I am dying on the inside. I have met three of the best friends of my life...like life I cant picture life without them but I'm only in High school and my parents rule my life. Well they want to move to california to take on the family buisness. I dont want to move so we had a plan me and my brother would take on a apartment because he just got accepted into college. Well the parents jumped on the idea so i told my friends im not moving. They all were so happy. Well now my mom decided my brother wasnt "responsible" because he stayed out too late. They changed their mind and he is staying here and im moving. I cant take it. Me and my friends are so close. I know in a few years well probably split anyways because of seperate college but I cant take it. Like knowing how it ends is the worst possible thing. Im movin in 5 months top and Ill have to go to a public school not my school of 9 people. I cant socialize. The reason why I fit in is because I can socialize with them because they cant socialize. We were all the rejects and underdogs. nobody expected anythingout of us and weve brought each other up . Now im going to lose them go to a new school. Move to a new state. that has earthquakes and droughts and tsunamis and all that which absolutely terrifies me. I want to go to the doctor about getting anxiety testing or whateer so im not self diagnosed and can get meds which would help me calm down but my parents believe that there is no medicine. I just dont know what to do.
#207372 to #207366 - sugoi
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(01/28/2016) [-]
Have a real serious sit down with parents and your bro backing you up.
Bribe with steam games or something iunno.