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#177548 - John Cena (03/11/2015) [-]
Dont read if you're easily grossed out
The skin covering the head of my penis recently got all scaly like and it has white stuff on it (Like when your skin peels off etc) and it hurts whenever I pull it down. I used to have phimosis in the past but I got rid of it in my teen years through the usual method. I read some stuff online but nothing informative enough though Ill try putting antibiotic creme on it. Any advice is greatly appreciated, thanks in advance
This is the only related picture I could find
#177632 to #177548 - John Cena (03/12/2015) [-]
masturbate with lotion
User avatar #177601 to #177548 - iridium (03/12/2015) [-]
Are you masturbating with Shampoo? I used to do that in the shower and it caused that problem a lot. You probably just have a dry cock.
User avatar #177552 to #177548 - antibodies (03/11/2015) [-]
maybe a visit to the doctors would help
User avatar #177551 to #177548 - notred ONLINE (03/11/2015) [-]
I get that sometimes too. I just write it off as dry skin. Usually goes away too.
User avatar #177550 to #177548 - focalanemo (03/11/2015) [-]
seek medical help
#177543 - friendofaf ONLINE (03/11/2015) [-]
I love the band Red. And I really want this shirt red-music.myshopify.com/collections/frontpage/products/red-unisex-v-neck

But large is sold out, how big is 2xL large? I'm 82kg at 6"1 so relatively slim.
User avatar #177549 to #177543 - sineztro (03/11/2015) [-]
Enough to use as a night shirt but youll be fine I guess
#177540 - John Cena (03/11/2015) [-]
I have a "not a date" at a movie with an attractive, intelligent, funny guy today and I don't want to fuck things up. Can anyone give me any pointers on what to do/not to do?
#177588 to #177540 - John Cena (03/12/2015) [-]
Probably too late but you're gonna have to read him. If he's in a relationship/not looking for a relationship then he might just be looking for a fuck/someone to cheat with. If he's looking for a gf then you gotta read him and make sure he's telling the truth. He was most likely lying and just trying to get you to say yes. You didn't really specify on what you wanted out of the "not a date." Regardless make sure you understand his intentions(fuckbuddy, gf, or just friends) after that proceed with your desired intentions. If you're not looking to fuck make sure he knows it and a hug always helps. If you're down to bf/gf then go for it. If you wanna fuck then just be slutty.
User avatar #177545 to #177540 - focalanemo (03/11/2015) [-]
Sounds like a date
User avatar #177542 to #177540 - fuckya (03/11/2015) [-]
Do: Suck his dick.
Don't: Not suck his dick
Unless he is already in a relationship, in which respect the sanctity (heh, tity) of it, and just watch a movie with a friend who happens to be a male
#177538 - John Cena (03/11/2015) [-]
how do I know a girl likes me?
User avatar #177577 to #177538 - amonahan (03/12/2015) [-]
Tell a really bad joke, if she laughs she either likes you or has a really LARGE sense of humour. Also ask if she wants to make out.
#177539 to #177538 - John Cena (03/11/2015) [-]
You don't.
You can only guess based on certain queues. Smiling, giggling, laughing at your jokes etc. But all of these could just be her being friendly.

Best bet is to try your luck. Bite the bullet and ask her out.
User avatar #177525 - pickaxe (03/11/2015) [-]
Comprehensible guide on HTML and CSS?
My teacher is garbage.
User avatar #177526 to #177525 - icefried (03/11/2015) [-]

They'll get you through the basics. After that, you'll learn the most by going through code.
User avatar #177534 to #177526 - pickaxe (03/11/2015) [-]
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User avatar #177528 to #177524 - sugoi (03/11/2015) [-]
What just one webpage? That can't be that hard.
You really gotta get into more specifics though for people to help you.

What are the requirements for the webpage? What is the marking criteria?
What language are you coding in?
What have you got so far?
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User avatar #177527 to #177524 - icefried (03/11/2015) [-]
Do you need to do any CSS? HTML by itself isn't complex.
What do you need to do in order to get a passing grade?

I know a bit of HTML and CSS. Enough to make a simple webpage, i'm by no means an expert, but i wanna try and help you.
I also have a friend who is becoming pretty proficient in web design and can help out if need be.
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User avatar #177536 to #177529 - icefried (03/11/2015) [-]
Can you post the code on github or pastebin? It would make it a lot easier.
User avatar #177533 to #177529 - icefried (03/11/2015) [-]
One difference i see between the two images you posted is that the logo in the second one is much larger than the one in the first one.

I asked my friend and he said he needs more information than you have given. Can you post the logo?
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User avatar #177532 to #177530 - sugoi (03/11/2015) [-]
Dropdown menu tutorial.

There's a link to the code in the desc.
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User avatar #177510 - hoponthefeelstrain (03/11/2015) [-]
does someone who knows how to make gifs make one for me? Starting at 4:22 on this video - 4: 25. Just want the bit where she says "shut up bitch cause I'm gunna hit you with a 1 2 and a combo with a biscuit on the side" Once Upon a Crime episode 2 - Snow White vs Princess Tiana
#177512 to #177510 - John Cena (03/11/2015) [-]
use a site like gif ninja or make gifs online

if you google "make gifs online" should be one of the first few links
User avatar #177507 - Izen (03/11/2015) [-]
So I'm writing a story and need some help,
What do y'all think aliens look like?
#177685 to #177507 - John Cena (03/13/2015) [-]
Well what sort of story is it? If it's something where they'll really be interacting with people a lot making them more humanoid would probably be best. Beyond that it's entirely up to you they could be a horrendous mass of tentacles and it wouldn't make a difference.

If you're looking for something to scare your reader this vsauce may be helpful to paint a more terrifying image for them: www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEikGKDVsCc
User avatar #177686 to #177685 - incoming (03/13/2015) [-]
Well guess I can't go anon on this one if I'm sharing a link can I?

User avatar #177701 to #177686 - Izen (03/13/2015) [-]
Well the main basis is that "God" and his "Angels" are actually malevolent aliens attacking earth. but they are 4th dimensional beings so humans can't stop them
So the only other 4th dimensional beings on earth are the "Old Gods" like the incan, aztec, aborigine, egyptian, etc polytheistic gods

so its ancient god vs aliens
User avatar #177709 to #177701 - incoming (03/13/2015) [-]
Perhaps you can use those religions as a basis for how the aliens look then? I'm sure plenty of them had their own versions of what a devil or something looked like. It could be a good way to foreshadow how the "Old Gods" will be necessary to stop them.
User avatar #177522 to #177507 - iridium (03/11/2015) [-]
The thing about aliens is we know nothing about them. They could be Squidlike tentacle monsters with no suction cups, with 3 eye-like compound reflective structures that, rather than see, simply ascertain the presence of nearby objects through use of sonar and detecting reflective light, and communicate purely through radio waves.

Or they could be like characters from Mass Effect where they basically are humanoid with different colors and head structures.
User avatar #177523 to #177522 - iridium (03/11/2015) [-]
The latter is easier to write for.

If you're going for horror, it's probably not the best idea, but in most science fiction the audience is willing to suspend their disbelief for the sake of the story.
User avatar #177511 to #177507 - sugoi (03/11/2015) [-]
Go watch some mass effect videos for inspiration.
User avatar #177504 - teoberry (03/11/2015) [-]
K so some of my friends really want to take shrooms, so me and a buddy (neither of us is into psychedelics) volunteered to kinda babysit them. Any previous users know tips to help us help them? I don't think anyone there has ever done them, so we'll be a bit on edge. They said they'll try to give us their dealers number for 'emergency advice', so we have that to fall back on, but still, advice is appreciated. We'll be in one of their houses with no parents/anyone ignorant to what's happening there.
User avatar #177541 to #177504 - chitogekirisaki (03/11/2015) [-]
Don't let them near water

People drown.
User avatar #177505 to #177504 - youngneil (03/11/2015) [-]
Try to keep them in the house, they are gonna want to explore everything because everything will be amazing.
Give them a couple little things. Every single time my friends take shrooms, everyone finds a small object that they keep with them. They'll also probably be really defensive over whatever it is. Not sure why this happens.
Don't be nervous. Make sure the ones doing it aren't nervous. Being nervous or freaked out beforehand will make it more likely they have a bad trip.
It's normal for them to feel a little sick after they eat the shrooms, but before they really kick in.
If they say weird shit about being in the ocean, or something about the clouds fighting, just roll with it. Play along with everything they do unless it gets to be too much.
Make sure you play some good music for them.

In my experience, nothing seriously bad will happen. Someone might get bummed out about something. At worst, maybe someone will try to run away because everything is so awesome and they want to see it all. For the most part all you have to do is chill out and play video games or something.
User avatar #177506 to #177505 - teoberry (03/11/2015) [-]
aight sweet. she said we could play her ps4, me and my buddy are gonna do rotations playing and watch people. knowing this group of friends, they'll probably just crash on the floor/couches and look at/feel shit. if they asked for alcohol/weed (may or may not have, I'm not gonna smoke and the other sitter doesn't smoke), should I give it to them? Thanks a lot for the advice, btw.
User avatar #177508 to #177506 - youngneil (03/11/2015) [-]
I'm not sure what alcohol or weed would do if you were on shrooms. I wouldn't suggest mixing them, but I'm no expert on the subject. I'm gonna guess that being drunk while you are tripping balls would probably be unpleasant.
User avatar #177509 to #177508 - teoberry (03/11/2015) [-]
word alright, i've heard weed's ok but alcohol prolly not considering shrooms make you feel naseous.
#177485 - xedeid (03/11/2015) [-]
Can anyone read the pen here?
User avatar #177568 to #177485 - sirfiiddlesticks (03/12/2015) [-]
That's some doctor level handwriting there.
#177514 to #177486 - John Cena (03/11/2015) [-]
ext serve maybe. like what's the point
User avatar #177487 to #177486 - nsfwcontent (03/11/2015) [-]
User avatar #177484 - mondominiman (03/11/2015) [-]
Good skin care tips? My face gets really oily yet I shower every morning
#177515 to #177484 - John Cena (03/11/2015) [-]
exfoliate you nimrod
User avatar #177495 to #177484 - foreveranonymous (03/11/2015) [-]
Wash your pillow cover
User avatar #177493 to #177484 - hoponthefeelstrain (03/11/2015) [-]
wash your face after waking up/before bed.
User avatar #177494 to #177493 - mondominiman (03/11/2015) [-]
I've never done it before, I'lll do that
User avatar #177499 to #177494 - awesomerninjathing (03/11/2015) [-]
nigga that's like the first step for skin care
User avatar #177479 - divinemaddness (03/11/2015) [-]
So I'm really thinking about my future so help me out here

I'm a junior in college and I just realized I have absolutely no interest in college, my goal after highschool is to become a baker/chef, so I want to know what the best thing to do would be; I've heard people say that culinary school isn't worth it so help me out here
User avatar #177488 to #177479 - nsfwcontent (03/11/2015) [-]
Definitely go to culinary school, chances are you'll ace things you already know how to make and they'll probably teach you things you didn't know which is always a bonus.
User avatar #177492 to #177488 - divinemaddness (03/11/2015) [-]
I see what you're getting at but from what I've been reading a degree seems more for status and it's like something i'd use for applying to a big fancy ass restaurant than opening up my own bakery
User avatar #177636 to #177492 - nsfwcontent (03/12/2015) [-]
Bank is also more likely to give you a loan for the bakery if they see you have professional experience in the field, meaning they are making a good investment.
User avatar #177482 to #177479 - SOUL CRUSHER (03/11/2015) [-]
well depends on what you want. if you want to be a top chef a good culinary school is a must. screw what people say. You don't need to go but it will help if that's your passion. If you have lots of experience then you may not need to go to school. It's more of a reputation thing.

i've always wanted to be a chef but I just learn in my free time and working toward psychology or pre med. I can work in a small restaurant if I wanted but if I wanted to own or work in a restaurant in a competive place I'd go to culinary school. Really you need to talk to a hot chef in your area
User avatar #177483 to #177482 - divinemaddness (03/11/2015) [-]
Really I want to start my own bakery or little restaurant, I live in not that big of a town so a little bakery would give a lot of people access to that shit if they don't want to make shit themselves.
User avatar #177516 to #177483 - SOUL CRUSHER (03/11/2015) [-]
Something like that you don't need to go to school for. Yeah it'll help you devolpe skill and junk but if you know it already them then you just need to practice until you master your set. a degree will just say you can cook good food. personally I think it's more effective to have your food tell then you cook good food.
User avatar #177471 - mrjunebug (03/11/2015) [-]
Not really advice, but I have been looking for a picture that was randomly deleted from my folder for a while now. I'm looking for a picture of this one guy sticking his tongue out. He is very photoshopped. His eyes are either pitch black or glowing white, can't remember which, but he doesn't have pupils. He has no nose, he's wearing a white t shirt and the background is pure black. I also remember him having a long veiny neck, but I'm not sure.

If you have a picture that sounds like what I just discribed, please share. Because this search for that goddamn picture is driving me nuts.
#177470 - John Cena (03/10/2015) [-]
Just a friendly shoutout to this massive cunt "furfirerace" who spent the last week thumbing down my comments and then proceeded to block me for some reason. This kid really needs a fucking hobby.
Just a friendly shoutout to this massive cunt "furfirerace" who spent the last week thumbing down my comments and then proceeded to block me for some reason. This kid really needs a fucking hobby.
User avatar #177544 to #177470 - fuckya (03/11/2015) [-]
Hey, furfirerace. Fuck you, cunt.
User avatar #177472 to #177470 - sugoi (03/11/2015) [-]
You probably made fun of this otherkin or some shit.
User avatar #177466 - AnonymousPWN (03/10/2015) [-]
To cut a long story short, this girl and I are into each other but she's kind of skeptical about getting into a relationship due to the fact we only have 6 months left here (bcos university) and that we have a mutual friend who really likes her... what would you guys say to her to convince her a relationship would be a good idea?
User avatar #177497 to #177466 - amonahan (03/11/2015) [-]
Just tell her you want to be fuck buddies or friends with benefits. You get the sex and no emotional attachment so when you go your separate ways there's no hard feelings.
User avatar #177489 to #177466 - nsfwcontent (03/11/2015) [-]
Something along the lines of that since you're both moving away so soon it'll do no harm to either of you as you'll both get a fresh start in uni.
User avatar #177444 - donnybergerstory (03/10/2015) [-]
Anyone here good witht he Pythagorean theorum? I understand the a2+b2c2 but recently I missed a test due to being ill and had to take it whilst studying Soh Cah Toa and basically failed the test because I was so used to doing soh cah toa instead of PT. I was so slumped trying to figure PT out again in my head. If anyone could help me PLS that would be awesome.
User avatar #177465 to #177444 - thisismyhandle (03/10/2015) [-]
What do you not understand about it?
User avatar #177467 to #177465 - donnybergerstory (03/10/2015) [-]
Well, just give me a basic rundown on how to simplify radicals. like lets say i have to simplify √70... I would find the most large perfect number that can go into it right?
User avatar #177468 to #177467 - thisismyhandle (03/10/2015) [-]
Yes, you would want the largest perfect square that goes into the number cleanly. This video explains how to simplify radicals pretty well.


Are you confused at all about the Pythagorean theorem itself? Or were you just struggling with radicals?
#177442 - John Cena (03/10/2015) [-]
I'm hoping this is the right place to post this
I don't really mind people not liking me but when they won't give me a reason I just hate it

Or in class so far the while semester I was sitting next to this cute girl we'd talk laugh and share shit we helped each other or school work a lot and I got her number but we only talked when we needed answers for some work. Anyway I finally got bored one day and messaged her but she just ignored me and she was talking about on twitter how she wanted to talk to someone and all. I'm sure she got the message too but just her playing around with me like that makes me mad
#177513 to #177442 - John Cena (03/11/2015) [-]
there's a difference between being study partners and being close enough to reveal every insecurity you have. it's not against you but tbh if all you do is talk about answers i doubt you in the inner circle yet for her to trust you to keep secrets and such
User avatar #177498 to #177442 - amonahan (03/11/2015) [-]
Reindeers are better than people,
Sven don't you think I'm right?
Yeah, people will beat you,
And curse you,
And cheat you,
Everyone of them's bad,
Except you.
People are all fucked, youre the only sane one.
User avatar #177436 - bobvonbobby (03/10/2015) [-]
Hey, I need to write an argumentative essay. I want to argue how Apple is not as innovative as it seems and steals its ideas from other companies. Does anybody have any potential sources to help support this argument? Or to counter argue?
User avatar #177490 to #177436 - nsfwcontent (03/11/2015) [-]
Google Scholar is always a good place for resources for essays


User avatar #177446 to #177436 - donnybergerstory (03/10/2015) [-]
I saw a post on here long ago with actual citations and stuff that proved why Steve Jobs wasn't innovative at all... I will try and help you.
User avatar #177496 to #177446 - bobvonbobby (03/11/2015) [-]
That would be awesome. I remember something along those lines as well, but I couldn't find anything on it.
#177435 - John Cena (03/10/2015) [-]
I'm feeling incredibly suicidal. Less so because of the crippling depression, more so because i really don't feel like doing all the stuff i'm supposed to do.

It just seems easier to die, less hassle that way.

Any advice on how to get over this, or maybe some quick-tips on a clean death?
User avatar #177500 to #177435 - amonahan (03/11/2015) [-]
You don't have to do anything. Do whatever you want to do. Make your life mean something. It's your life. Do whatever the fuck you want with it. If you end it though then it's the last choice you'll ever make, however if you live you still get to make choices. Live and the possibilities are infinite, but die and it's pretty obvious how many other choices you have.
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