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#342 - anon
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(05/27/2012) [-]
it was the doods fault, he should never have been so far even as decided to use go want to look more like.

inb4 i don't know anything about antarcticians
i was an eskimosurgeon for three months
#336 - anon
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(05/27/2012) [-]
i can't figure out the funny part... if i wanted gore i'd search "gore" not "funny pictures"...
#339 to #336 - waffies [OP] ONLINE
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(05/27/2012) [-]
See, you clearly dont understand how Funnyjunk works! This is in morbid channel, so it's focused on morbidity. I even gave warnings compared to users like Zlamous. I had some people telling me it was actually funny to them for some bizarre reason. To each their own anon, no hard feelings, you're just a poor accountless wretch
#333 - fidelcastroll
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(05/27/2012) [-]
Polar bears are still one of my favorite animals.
#328 - thedunndenetwork
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(05/27/2012) [-]
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#327 - MysticTomatoe
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#326 - sgc
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(05/27/2012) [-]
*scrolling*
(sees back) that's not so bad for a bear attack he got off-
(scrolls down to head) OH SWEET JESUS
#323 - alexzerian
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(05/27/2012) [-]
CQC that bear and slit its throat, Then pick its body up and drop it so it gives you items
#362 to #323 - logickid
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(07/05/2012) [-]
I HAVE TO WRITE THIS ESSAY ON METAL GEAR!!!
#363 to #362 - alexzerian
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(07/05/2012) [-]
Holy ****, i posted this 2 months ago
Holy ****, i posted this 2 months ago
#335 to #323 - oskrkok
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(05/27/2012) [-]
Great idea
#325 to #323 - waffies [OP] ONLINE
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(05/27/2012) [-]
Sounds like a plan!

....

I wish you the best of luck!
#340 to #325 - alexzerian
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#341 to #340 - waffies [OP] ONLINE
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#318 - spidahridah
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(05/27/2012) [-]
It's nice to see some real morbid **** instead of all these thumbwhoring, extremely unfunny "nope stories." Well done, OP.
#324 to #318 - waffies [OP] ONLINE
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(05/27/2012) [-]
thanks for support. It was a good run despite not being the most morbid thing ever. Glad i got this far
#345 to #324 - spidahridah
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(05/27/2012) [-]
It's just the true face of nature. It doesn't hurt anyone to get a little different perspective of nature's course, and the human body.
#312 - potatopuncher
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(05/27/2012) [-]
yes...dangerous
#321 to #312 - waffies [OP] ONLINE
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(05/27/2012) [-]
And then you kick one in the nuts
#307 - bronycurious
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(05/27/2012) [-]
<mfw his ankle!!!
<mfw his ankle!!!
#306 - Ekans
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(05/27/2012) [-]
Pfffttt ever step on a lego?
#309 to #306 - waffies [OP] ONLINE
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(05/27/2012) [-]
scroll down to comment 293. Its an old reaction pic apparently
#310 to #309 - Ekans
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(05/27/2012) [-]
I just saw it. Hahaha ever step on two legos?!
#320 to #310 - waffies [OP] ONLINE
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(05/27/2012) [-]
I have several massive tupperware tubs of legos, my best buddy and I used to spread them out across my entire downstairs.    
   
For such srs business, stepping on legos was an occupational hazard.
I have several massive tupperware tubs of legos, my best buddy and I used to spread them out across my entire downstairs.

For such srs business, stepping on legos was an occupational hazard.
#305 - wtfshit
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(05/27/2012) [-]
thanks for making a real morbid post
#314 to #305 - waffies [OP] ONLINE
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(05/27/2012) [-]
thanks broski. Delivered as best as i could. Would love morbid channel to get back to its actually scary roots. This is the most grotesque, startling and somewhat chilling thing i can find... hardly qualifies compared to the old days
#316 to #314 - wtfshit
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(05/27/2012) [-]
before everi 20 post there was 1 joke, know they only put jokes and get made when you post morbid
#317 to #316 - waffies [OP] ONLINE
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(05/27/2012) [-]
>went on morbid channel
>NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE

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#300 - anon
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(05/27/2012) [-]
is it wrong that i feel worse for the polar bear than i do for the dude?
#303 to #300 - cyle
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(05/27/2012) [-]
no way if some random guy tried to get me off i would attack him to
#302 to #300 - waffies [OP] ONLINE
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(05/27/2012) [-]
Nope. That response is across a large number of the comments
#297 - insanitywolfette
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(05/27/2012) [-]
damn polar bears are mean!!
and thanks for the morbidity :)
#299 to #297 - waffies [OP] ONLINE
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(05/27/2012) [-]
did what i could. thanks for support
#301 to #299 - insanitywolfette
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(05/27/2012) [-]
people are just to damn whiny on this channel and try to act hard like nothing bothers them.
it must be awesome being 12. haha
#308 to #301 - waffies [OP] ONLINE
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(05/27/2012) [-]
eh, i dont know about that. I just think that if someone is going to post this kind of morbidity, they need warnings, and there needs to be less jokes and more Slenderman stories, or things that make your heart race just because your room isn't bright enough to illuminate every corner
eh, i dont know about that. I just think that if someone is going to post this kind of morbidity, they need warnings, and there needs to be less jokes and more Slenderman stories, or things that make your heart race just because your room isn't bright enough to illuminate every corner
#311 to #308 - insanitywolfette
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(05/27/2012) [-]
warnings are good so the rest of the site doesnt freak out.
and yess i love the creepypasta :D slenderman for some reason just doesnt freak me out :( super sadness
#319 to #311 - waffies [OP] ONLINE
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(05/27/2012) [-]
you neet to get it in your mind. that guy has invaded my dreams on several occasions...
you neet to get it in your mind. that guy has invaded my dreams on several occasions...
#296 - thepiratemonkey
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#322 to #282 - sgc
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(05/27/2012) [-]
polar bears will often get hungry to do lack of food, a person looks like a viable source or food to some bears, more notably agressive males.
polar bears do not behnave like grizzlys or black bears, they are a different animal
#286 to #282 - waffies [OP] ONLINE
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(05/27/2012) [-]
See, that's definitely true with most bears, but Polar bears are not even semi-acclimated to human interaction. To them, it may be a strange, food smelling creature that wandered into their territory and then moved 'aggressively' (or just sat up and shouted in shock)   
   
We don't know the situation, i admit the guy shouldve taken some kind of extra precaution but... it's a ****** situation either way
See, that's definitely true with most bears, but Polar bears are not even semi-acclimated to human interaction. To them, it may be a strange, food smelling creature that wandered into their territory and then moved 'aggressively' (or just sat up and shouted in shock)

We don't know the situation, i admit the guy shouldve taken some kind of extra precaution but... it's a ****** situation either way
#281 - malific
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(05/27/2012) [-]
It's the "Damn lego" Picture!! I been wondering where that Came from. Thanks OP!
#287 to #281 - waffies [OP] ONLINE
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(05/27/2012) [-]
never seen it before today! I have an anon informing me that picture is actually a shotgun relevant incident, but this came directly from my dads workplace so... no way to know
#278 - suprnova
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(05/27/2012) [-]
Damn fine job OP.
#290 to #278 - waffies [OP] ONLINE
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(05/27/2012) [-]
Thanks man! This is the only time this will ever be OC, so im feeling kinda proud