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#65 - copy
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(05/26/2012) [-]
Sweet copy pasta is sweet.
#57 - rdangerdash ONLINE
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(05/26/2012) [-]
She called him an alpha? Something about that part just seems off to me. I'm calling ******** on that one.
#55 - Nightelfbane
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(05/26/2012) [-]
Dont have her number because I just stare at her with longing and glance away guiltily when she looks in my direction
#53 - nahingerii
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(05/26/2012) [-]
Hail to the king baby...is not ...a duke nukem like....he may have said it....but if you dare credit it to anyone other than Bruce Campbell...I will come to your house and I will cut you....
Hail to the king baby...is not ...a duke nukem like....he may have said it....but if you dare credit it to anyone other than Bruce Campbell...I will come to your house and I will cut you....
#51 - loltrollfacelol
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(05/26/2012) [-]
Me:Hey there beautiful
Them:

My reaction: **** you too, bitch.
#47 - ZakyNine
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(05/26/2012) [-]
very old repost, but makes me legitimately LOL every time
#46 - therulethirtyfour
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(05/26/2012) [-]
Me: Hey there beautiful.
Her: STOP ******* TEXTING ME YOU FREAK!

I hate exes.
#43 - JustForTheLulz
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(05/26/2012) [-]
Me: Hey there, beautiful
Her: Aww thanks, what brought this on?
Me: I'm not saying it because it's nice, I'm saying it because it's true.
Her: You're so sweet! <3
Me: It's time for me to talk to beautiful girls and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
Her: Lol, wanna hang out after class tomorrow?
Me: Eat **** and die.
Her: Wtf asshole
Me: Damn I'm good.
#52 to #43 - altoids
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(05/26/2012) [-]
made me lol,too bad this comment was top comment when this was on frontpage a while back.
#50 to #43 - fiskars
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(05/26/2012) [-]
That was hilarious
That was hilarious
#45 to #43 - anon
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(05/26/2012) [-]
you're ******* hilarious, no lie. There maybe you'll live a longer life
#44 to #43 - anon
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(05/26/2012) [-]
Here'e an alternaitve
Me: Hey there, beautiful
Her: Aww thanks, what brought this on?
Me: I'm not saying it because it's nice, I'm saying it because it's true.
Her: You're so sweet! <3
Me: It's time for me to talk to beautiful girls and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
Her: Lol, wanna hang out after class tomorrow?
Me: I'm gonna tear your head off and **** in your neck
Her: Wtf, I'm calling the cops
Me: Damn I'm good
#42 - capinsquiggles
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#41 - anon
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(05/26/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #4852877 at FJ Pony Thread ** who the guy was
#40 - capinsquiggles
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#39 - anon
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(05/26/2012) [-]
Enjoy your herpes.
Any girl that easy is loaded with STDs/
#38 - gamechap
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(05/26/2012) [-]
I read it all in Duke's voice.
#31 - ragingbrony
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(05/26/2012) [-]
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#30 - Hizzyfizzy
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(05/26/2012) [-]
Im tempted...
#26 - goodguyslendy **User deleted account**
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#74 to #26 - DevilsCalling ONLINE
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(05/26/2012) [-]
i have a REAL ******** button.
WARNING ******** DETECTED, now that was ********! sniff sniff smell that its ********....pretty funny gets old fast though
#32 to #26 - Lilstow ONLINE
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(05/26/2012) [-]
he didn't say WHAT he was browsing. ;)
#34 to #32 - anon
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(05/26/2012) [-]
probably went onto google and typed "4chan funny posts"
#36 to #34 - Lilstow ONLINE
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(05/26/2012) [-]
or he was just browsing funny junk and reposted it :P
#37 to #36 - tibialun [OP]
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(05/26/2012) [-]
Yeppers.
#24 - ashotintehdark
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(05/26/2012) [-]
&lt;-------- you


<-------- you

#48 to #24 - ZakyNine
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(05/26/2012) [-]
gif...
#25 to #24 - ashotintehdark
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(05/26/2012) [-]
*scrolls down in the comments*   
   
......   
   
**** YOU OP I TRUSTED YOU
*scrolls down in the comments*

......

**** YOU OP I TRUSTED YOU
#20 - pirateblood
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(05/26/2012) [-]
**pirateblood rolls 16** love it! actually lol'd
#18 - dvmaster ONLINE
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(05/25/2012) [-]
All alpha?
All alpha?
#19 to #18 - GrayStar
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(05/26/2012) [-]
that's where i stopped believing
#17 - blastwave
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(05/25/2012) [-]
Reposted so many times, makes me smile every time.
Reposted so many times, makes me smile every time.