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#738 - spauldeagle (05/22/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Or you could be reasonable and say that the flood never 			*******		 happened. At no point in human history have we been selected down to one dude. 90% of the stories in the Old Testament are 			*********		. If you want to understand religion, let go of the Old Testament, as half of the entire thing is just a list of laws to guide a primitive civilization, the Jews (5000-2000 years ago). Our modern civilization is so much more advanced than the barbarian tribes of the BCs. The New Testament has some good 			****		 though, its just misinterpreted by confused, power hungry asses with tiny dicks. If you have any respect for what Ghandi had to say, you'd realize that Jesus said the same thing too.   
   
TL;DR   
Old Testament is gay, New Testament is totally cool   
gif is completely unrelated, I used it to attract your attention.
Or you could be reasonable and say that the flood never ******* happened. At no point in human history have we been selected down to one dude. 90% of the stories in the Old Testament are ********* . If you want to understand religion, let go of the Old Testament, as half of the entire thing is just a list of laws to guide a primitive civilization, the Jews (5000-2000 years ago). Our modern civilization is so much more advanced than the barbarian tribes of the BCs. The New Testament has some good **** though, its just misinterpreted by confused, power hungry asses with tiny dicks. If you have any respect for what Ghandi had to say, you'd realize that Jesus said the same thing too.

TL;DR
Old Testament is gay, New Testament is totally cool
gif is completely unrelated, I used it to attract your attention.
#737 - noobybooby (05/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
thumbing down all the comments like a boss.

9gag 4 life
#747 to #737 - onetwothreeawfuck (05/22/2012) [-]
Hey mate!  Welcome to Funnjunk.  I'm really glad you made it!  I'd really appreciate if you didn't thumb down every comment.  We usually just thumb down the ones that aren't funny, but hey, who am I to tell someone else how to go about their business!  Cheers!  Maybe later we could all go out for some frosty milkshakes and talk about the internet!  Bye bye!  Have a great day!
Hey mate! Welcome to Funnjunk. I'm really glad you made it! I'd really appreciate if you didn't thumb down every comment. We usually just thumb down the ones that aren't funny, but hey, who am I to tell someone else how to go about their business! Cheers! Maybe later we could all go out for some frosty milkshakes and talk about the internet! Bye bye! Have a great day!
#730 - gcgporn (05/22/2012) [-]
**gcgporn rolled a random image posted in comment #27 at Lesbian Protest ** <---- OP
#726 - Ken M (05/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
There was a flood ~8000 years ago on the shores of the black sea as it rose, displacing thousands. Gods flood was the explanation for the event.
#745 to #726 - galkawhm ONLINE (05/22/2012) [-]
But earth is only 6000 years old
User avatar #724 - satou (05/22/2012) [-]
the millions that god drowned were jews..... see case solved
User avatar #698 - vanoreo (05/22/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Just saying, almost all of the book of Genesis is 100% fiction.
>Adam and Eve

Source: Scripture student
User avatar #700 to #698 - lolfire (05/22/2012) [-]
From what I've gathered Genesis (And the bible as a whole) is NOT supposed to be taken literally. It's all metaphors and symbol on how to live a good life...

Think something got lost in translation..
#576 - superjezuz (05/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
you guys are forgetting Hitler isnt that bad... i mean he killed Hitler
User avatar #377 - forsakensaint (05/22/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Also if there would be a god (Witch i don't personally believe), it would be the one who created Hitler... = God once again would be the one responsible...
#226 - Ken M (05/22/2012) [+] (2 replies)
hows about act of nature kills millions, and Hitler even though he had millions of followers was a complete douchebag? God doesn't play a part here.
#233 to #226 - Blasphemer (05/22/2012) [-]
No, because when good stuff happens, it's god. When **** happens god goes: wasntme.jpg
#143 - kitsunemochalite (05/22/2012) [+] (6 replies)
I didn't come here to be rustled
I came here to laugh
User avatar #136 - joshthepoet (05/22/2012) [+] (12 replies)
Sorry, but this is completely wrong. God caused the flood to happen because people were explicitly sinning and following false prophets pretty much for the sole purpose of pissing off God. Well it worked.
Hitler used the Jewish as a scapegoat for all of Germany's problems, and wanted to create the "perfect Germany." God never wanted a perfect world, he knows that we can't be perfect. Sin breaks God's heart over and over again. It also broke his heart to cause the flood. He made a pact with Noah to never flood the earth again. Then there is Jesus.
God knew that the people were doing everything wrong, so he put on skin as Jesus for 33 years, walked the earth to try and teach people how to live, and then suffered the punishment he was given including the crucifix to take the punishment our sin deserves, because we cannot get to heaven on our own.

I usually don't post on Religious pictures, because the entire atheism/ christianity debate is absolutely retarded. It's like Gandalf meets the black knight. It ends off in the standstill that no one can PROOVE their way against the other. But this one particularly pissed me off, even the thought of you comparing God to someone like Hitler is just you being a jackass. But I forgive you, and I'll be praying for you that perhaps some day you change the way you think.
#122 - Ken M (05/22/2012) [+] (3 replies)
You forgot to add that there is no possible way for the whole Earth to flood and drown everyone. It's scientifically impossible.
User avatar #132 to #126 - gggeee ONLINE (05/22/2012) [-]
1. because early post cave men were ******* dumb-asses when it came to nature
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2. the bible was written to be taken beyond literally and to strike fear into the "non believers"

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3. either the Dead or Red sea (one of those near Europe) did flood and the inhabitants freaked the **** out, the reasons it was written in other religions was because many of the tribes back then lived around those bodies of water and spread the stories. like you said monster flood, scared ancestors ******** .

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#106 - combatgummybear (05/22/2012) [-]
&lt; What goes on in the comments in every religion post.
< What goes on in the comments in every religion post.
#69 - kibbleis (05/22/2012) [+] (3 replies)
#83 to #69 - xOXAnimosityXOx (05/22/2012) [-]
I wager the sword of the storms then!
User avatar #43 - alanthewhite (05/22/2012) [-]
**alanthewhite rolls 328,693,263**
God: I'm going to drown the wicked.

Noah: K. Can I warn them.

God: What's the point? They won't listen.

Noah: I'll try.

God: K.

-Hours Later-

Noah: They didn't listen.

God: K.
#720 - rewday (05/22/2012) [-]
mfw it's another one of theseposts again.
mfw it's another one of theseposts again.
#277 - benedicto (05/22/2012) [-]
**benedicto rolled a random image posted in comment #24 at naughty bear is naughty **
#134 - dementedllama (05/22/2012) [+] (7 replies)
If a supreme being that created everything in existence feels like destroying part of it. It has every right to do so.

<pic related.
User avatar #205 to #197 - trimageryan (05/22/2012) [-]
That depends on what you believe, as a Christian people can believe that god is infallible but as an Agnostic I can believe is just as fallible as anyone else. Are either of us wrong? Oh coarse not, neither of us has proof to oppose the others beliefs, but all I'm saying is that if god is truly infallible that means he purposefully kills whoever he wants knowing the damage it will do yet continues for his own amusement and I find that a disturbing thing to blindly accept.
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