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#546 - weeniehutjunior (05/22/2012) [+] (5 replies)
It's people like you that give atheists a bad name, OP.
User avatar #551 to #546 - synapse (05/22/2012) [-]
I'm not an atheist, and i don't give a shit. No one should.
#213 - sailorstarsun (05/22/2012) [-]
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#165 - nickeggleton (05/22/2012) [+] (2 replies)
god is good hitler is bad idiot head
#175 to #165 - GoodGood (05/22/2012) [-]
please tell us more about how you got to know this god.
#738 - spauldeagle (05/22/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Or you could be reasonable and say that the flood never fucking happened. At no point in human history have we been selected down to one dude. 90% of the stories in the Old Testament are horseshit. If you want to understand religion, let go of the Old Testament, as half of the entire thing is just a list of laws to guide a primitive civilization, the Jews (5000-2000 years ago). Our modern civilization is so much more advanced than the barbarian tribes of the BCs. The New Testament has some good shit though, its just misinterpreted by confused, power hungry asses with tiny dicks. If you have any respect for what Ghandi had to say, you'd realize that Jesus said the same thing too.   
   
TL;DR   
Old Testament is gay, New Testament is totally cool   
gif is completely unrelated, I used it to attract your attention.
Or you could be reasonable and say that the flood never fucking happened. At no point in human history have we been selected down to one dude. 90% of the stories in the Old Testament are horseshit. If you want to understand religion, let go of the Old Testament, as half of the entire thing is just a list of laws to guide a primitive civilization, the Jews (5000-2000 years ago). Our modern civilization is so much more advanced than the barbarian tribes of the BCs. The New Testament has some good shit though, its just misinterpreted by confused, power hungry asses with tiny dicks. If you have any respect for what Ghandi had to say, you'd realize that Jesus said the same thing too.

TL;DR
Old Testament is gay, New Testament is totally cool
gif is completely unrelated, I used it to attract your attention.
#737 - noobybooby (05/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
thumbing down all the comments like a boss.

9gag 4 life
#747 to #737 - onetwothreeawfuck (05/22/2012) [-]
Hey mate!  Welcome to Funnjunk.  I'm really glad you made it!  I'd really appreciate if you didn't thumb down every comment.  We usually just thumb down the ones that aren't funny, but hey, who am I to tell someone else how to go about their business!  Cheers!  Maybe later we could all go out for some frosty milkshakes and talk about the internet!  Bye bye!  Have a great day!
Hey mate! Welcome to Funnjunk. I'm really glad you made it! I'd really appreciate if you didn't thumb down every comment. We usually just thumb down the ones that aren't funny, but hey, who am I to tell someone else how to go about their business! Cheers! Maybe later we could all go out for some frosty milkshakes and talk about the internet! Bye bye! Have a great day!
#726 - anonymous (05/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
There was a flood ~8000 years ago on the shores of the black sea as it rose, displacing thousands. Gods flood was the explanation for the event.
#745 to #726 - galkawhm ONLINE (05/22/2012) [-]
But earth is only 6000 years old
User avatar #698 - vanoreo (05/22/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Just saying, almost all of the book of Genesis is 100% fiction.
>Adam and Eve

Source: Scripture student
User avatar #700 to #698 - lolfire (05/22/2012) [-]
From what I've gathered Genesis (And the bible as a whole) is NOT supposed to be taken literally. It's all metaphors and symbol on how to live a good life...

Think something got lost in translation..
#664 - zhooker (05/22/2012) [-]
I hate religion/anti-religion posts
I hate religion/anti-religion posts
#576 - superjezuz (05/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
you guys are forgetting Hitler isnt that bad... i mean he killed Hitler
User avatar #435 - tstroma (05/22/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Well to be honest with yall the thing is that people were rampant in the streets and the whole world was very corrupt when God flooded the earth. People were seriously going crazy and acting insane. I am sure yall know of the ten commandments? There are actually 613 of them and one of them said that we cannot have sex with animals. We actually HAD to be told not to have sex with animals. That's crazy.
#457 to #435 - anonymous (05/22/2012) [-]
The truth is written by the victor.
User avatar #377 - forsakensaint (05/22/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Also if there would be a god (Witch i don't personally believe), it would be the one who created Hitler... = God once again would be the one responsible...
#300 - anonymous (05/22/2012) [-]
I hate overbearing Atheists just as much as overbearing Christians. Please take your feud elsewhere.
#226 - anonymous (05/22/2012) [+] (2 replies)
hows about act of nature kills millions, and Hitler even though he had millions of followers was a complete douchebag? God doesn't play a part here.
#233 to #226 - Blasphemer (05/22/2012) [-]
No, because when good stuff happens, it's god. When shit happens god goes: wasntme.jpg
User avatar #136 - joshthepoet (05/22/2012) [+] (12 replies)
Sorry, but this is completely wrong. God caused the flood to happen because people were explicitly sinning and following false prophets pretty much for the sole purpose of pissing off God. Well it worked.
Hitler used the Jewish as a scapegoat for all of Germany's problems, and wanted to create the "perfect Germany." God never wanted a perfect world, he knows that we can't be perfect. Sin breaks God's heart over and over again. It also broke his heart to cause the flood. He made a pact with Noah to never flood the earth again. Then there is Jesus.
God knew that the people were doing everything wrong, so he put on skin as Jesus for 33 years, walked the earth to try and teach people how to live, and then suffered the punishment he was given including the crucifix to take the punishment our sin deserves, because we cannot get to heaven on our own.

I usually don't post on Religious pictures, because the entire atheism/ christianity debate is absolutely retarded. It's like Gandalf meets the black knight. It ends off in the standstill that no one can PROOVE their way against the other. But this one particularly pissed me off, even the thought of you comparing God to someone like Hitler is just you being a jackass. But I forgive you, and I'll be praying for you that perhaps some day you change the way you think.
#122 - anonymous (05/22/2012) [+] (3 replies)
You forgot to add that there is no possible way for the whole Earth to flood and drown everyone. It's scientifically impossible.
#106 - combatgummybear (05/22/2012) [-]
< What goes on in the comments in every religion post.
< What goes on in the comments in every religion post.
#69 - kibbleis (05/22/2012) [+] (3 replies)
#83 to #69 - xOXAnimosityXOx (05/22/2012) [-]
I wager the sword of the storms then!
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