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#346 - anon
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(03/13/2010) [-]
**anonymous rolls 872,743,777** i will **** you this hard because this is my power level
#351 to #346 - CanaryGeorge
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(03/13/2010) [-]
That is over 9000!
#335 - LyingCake
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(03/13/2010) [-]
I thought the sex came before the sandwich :/
#321 - pufan
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(03/13/2010) [-]
as long as cuddling isn't in the deal
#340 to #321 - PeaceLoveEmpathy [OP]
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(03/13/2010) [-]
i dnt wanna be anywhere near your armpits ahahha
#319 - kevinofpain
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(03/13/2010) [-]
**kevinofpain rolls 528,426,110** if this ends with 3 then i will have sex with that sandwich O_O
#318 - Letitfly **User deleted account**
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(03/13/2010) [-]
it'll be good as long as you bring ur roommate along
#283 - xRoflman **User deleted account**
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#280 - anon
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(03/13/2010) [-]
dont be silly theres no bed in the kitchen
#261 - spicywiener
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(03/13/2010) [-]
hell yeah
#260 - anon
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(03/13/2010) [-]
cant i have both at the same time?
#197 - SgtMike
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(03/13/2010) [-]
hmm sex or sandwhich............ well on one hand it a dam good sandwhich but on the other SEX! hmmmmmmmmmmmmm ....... thats like trying to pick between a 1969 dodge charger and a 1969 Gt500.... cant be done..... anyone want to help me out here
#200 to #197 - DaBliss
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(03/13/2010) [-]
Sorry sir but sex beats sandwich any day.........every man knows this. It's practically manlaw.
Sandwich=takes 5 seconds to make, taste good for 1min.
Sex=takes a ******* long time to get, amazing for 2 hours.

FREE SEX WILL ALWAYS BEAT ANYTHING.
#367 to #200 - SgtMike
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(03/13/2010) [-]
not true cuz you dont get and STD from a sandwhich
#214 to #200 - UnbeatableNinja **User deleted account**
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(03/13/2010) [-]
**UnbeatableNinja rolls 280,148,559** really? 2 hours? it takes me 30 mins to convince 6 girls to have an orgy and when i make love it for an hour and a half at a time
#215 to #214 - UnbeatableNinja **User deleted account**
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(03/13/2010) [-]
shut up i know that was wrong!
#202 to #200 - dothedew
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(03/13/2010) [-]
anything you say?
#212 to #202 - DaBliss
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(03/13/2010) [-]
Yes it even beats.....*takes a deep breath*.......Bacon.

But what if you could have sex while eating a bacon sammich?
#216 to #212 - dothedew
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(03/13/2010) [-]
I think thats...heaven... so would hell be eating a booger sammich banging a fat chick?
#217 to #216 - DaBliss
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(03/13/2010) [-]
I think hell would be, making sammiches for women while banging a fat dude.....*cringe*
#218 to #217 - dothedew
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(03/13/2010) [-]
*gasp*....im gonna be a good boy.
#205 to #197 - anon
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(03/13/2010) [-]
Where is the choice? YOU GET BOTH!!!! she says she is making you a sammich, so you better bang the **** out of her later. Best of both worlds boys, best of both worlds.
#196 - ErectedNerd **User deleted account**
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(03/13/2010) [-]
**ErectedNerd rolls 107,331,181** hey im dominican so sex is great and im an erected nerd 2 birds one stone now where the **** is my sammich
#194 - BackHandAbuser
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(03/13/2010) [-]
**BackHandAbuser rolls 046,846,583**
SCREW THE SEX...THAT'S A DAM GOOD SAMMICH
#121 - nightmarepikachu
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(03/12/2010) [-]
I LOVE YOU <3
#116 - anon
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(03/12/2010) [-]
If you keep making yummy sammiches you get back rubs, foot rubs and multiple screaming O's till you beg me to stop.
#86 - WhereMehSammich
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(03/12/2010) [-]
Ok, you listen here your gonna get me the mother f***ing sammich and give me a bj while I eat it biach!
#96 to #86 - anon
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(03/12/2010) [-]
Yeah thats probably why nobody will eve like you... or make you a sammich
#67 - paidskin
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(03/12/2010) [-]
HEY BABBY.O.o
#43 - Vixena
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(03/12/2010) [-]
Hells yeah,
But watch he'll be tired :/
#48 to #43 - Cglynn
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(03/12/2010) [-]
from eating the sammich duh
#60 to #48 - Vixena
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(03/12/2010) [-]
Always with the excuses
#105 to #60 - Cglynn
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(03/12/2010) [-]
and yet..girls say they have a "headache" or they are tired, or they had a bad day, or they have a cramp in their finger or some b.s like that, so tell me about those excuses
#113 to #105 - Vixena
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(03/12/2010) [-]
Simple.
Those are girls,
Not a real woman :3
#40 - Sunset
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#15 - ActiveMine
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(03/12/2010) [-]
BBBBAAAAAACCCCCOOOONNNNNN!
#14 - brinethechocobo
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(03/12/2010) [-]
You know my weeknesses.....