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#364 - xomniex
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(03/13/2010) [-]
I said, "make me a sandwich"; not go get one from Arby's.
#362 - anon
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(03/13/2010) [-]
Ohhh dear. The grammar in this is appalling...
What is the female race coming to?
Come on, girls - seriously.
Plus, why is a sammich equal to sex?
I say a sammich and a blowjob: I like to keep my man happy. ;)
#314 - Seraph
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(03/13/2010) [-]
secks whilst eating said sammich
#305 - anon
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(03/13/2010) [-]
then i love being a loser with no life.
#283 - xRoflman **User deleted account**
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#269 - Pheirce
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(03/13/2010) [-]
its simple really. make a good sandwich and have sex all night.
#267 - anon
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(03/13/2010) [-]
**anonymous rolls 808,046** <---- this is how many ejaculations with occur if it is a good sammich
#268 to #267 - anon
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(03/13/2010) [-]
oh daym. this better be a goodd sammich women
#183 - GuthirexLeader ONLINE
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(03/13/2010) [-]
Gotta love the smell of- Oh CRAP i forgot. THE GAME!!!!!!!!
#186 to #183 - anonymoustroll
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(03/13/2010) [-]
I just lost the game..... again
#182 - marteboi
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(03/13/2010) [-]
DEAL!!!
if it has bacon, i will eat you out till my jaw locks up,
after i brush my teeth :/
#179 - anon
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(03/13/2010) [-]
tricks on you bitch we dont like that kinda bread
#142 - ntaguitar
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(03/13/2010) [-]
**ntaguitar rolls 227,530,816** u are damned to an even number because there is NOT NEARLY ENOUGH BACON on that god damned sammich
#141 - mmacrae
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(03/13/2010) [-]
lol i agree :)
ill be nice as long as i get something in return haha
#59 - BruceNorris **User deleted account**
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(03/12/2010) [-]
Sammich*


Sorry for being a grammar Nazi :p
#53 - SemiFaKe
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(03/12/2010) [-]
use cookies instead of bread
bacon instead of lettus
CHEEZE
and you got your self some damn good sex
#54 to #53 - PeaceLoveEmpathy [OP]
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(03/12/2010) [-]
you would really eat a cookie cheese and bacon sandwhich?
#56 to #54 - Kykle
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(03/12/2010) [-]
Uhhh...DUH! That's like the holy Trifecta of Sammiches.
#65 to #56 - PeaceLoveEmpathy [OP]
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(03/12/2010) [-]
that word trifecta reminds me of Pinnapple Express
#55 to #54 - SemiFaKe
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(03/12/2010) [-]
yes that would be awesome, but i dont belong in the kitchen
MORE KITCHEN INTERNETZ 4 YOU!
#57 to #55 - PeaceLoveEmpathy [OP]
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(03/12/2010) [-]
dosent take me all day to make a freakin sandwhich...
#58 to #57 - SemiFaKe
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(03/12/2010) [-]
Than you are one epic sandwich maker
#77 to #58 - ActiveMine
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(03/12/2010) [-]
You sir,are indeed correct!
#40 - Sunset
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#30 - moodkiller
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(03/12/2010) [-]
Why the hell is there mayo? I will sell your ass on the black market. The only sex you get is the sex your buyer will give you!
#32 to #30 - anon
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(03/12/2010) [-]
**** the Mayo I See ******* BACON!!!!!
#22 - TeamAmerica
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(03/12/2010) [-]
omg BLT on toasted rye!!

For that you get to have sex with me AND wash my truck!!
#25 to #22 - pieareround
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(03/12/2010) [-]
At the same time if you'd like!
#29 to #22 - LadyManaAnn
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(03/12/2010) [-]
:D That sounds amazing!
#8 - godofsnacks
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(03/12/2010) [-]
MOAR BAKIN
#1 - anon
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(03/12/2010) [-]
less "jokes", more sandwiches