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#342 - XxTwistedLotusxX (03/13/2010) [+] (2 replies)
How do you roll numbers?
User avatar #359 to #342 - Alwaysenjuto (03/13/2010) [-]
**Alwaysenjuto rolls 843,205,308** like that
#332 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/13/2010) [-]
NO sammich comes after sex!
#304 - FunnyJunkSucksDick **User deleted account** (03/13/2010) [+] (5 replies)
OH MY JESUS! why would you promote your own sex?? i can tell your still a young girl! Why have sex at a teenage year? You could play chess! Run! have Fun! Sex is for losers with no life!
User avatar #312 to #304 - johntravolta (03/13/2010) [-]
u were created by sex? its not for losers. but ur prop a mistake child anyways. and i read ur comments. if u hate what we do get off this site u stupid troll. get a life and stop bein a whore.
#227 - dothedew (03/13/2010) [+] (6 replies)
**dothedew rolls 737,977,609** <--- those are numbers
#206 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/13/2010) [+] (1 reply)
y cant all women be like this?
+1
#184 - SomethingCorporate **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#155 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/13/2010) [+] (4 replies)
then tell us were your g-spot is!!
User avatar #157 to #155 - THETurdFerguson (03/13/2010) [-]
It's between the F and H spots....
#148 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/13/2010) [-]
get another girl and we can make a sexy sammich
User avatar #127 - Sinless (03/13/2010) [-]
OMFG, BACON?!?!? AND SAMMICHES?!?!?


I will **** you so hard...yo GRANDMAMA IS GONNA ORGASM!!!
User avatar #115 - SuperNazi (03/12/2010) [-]
sex depends on the quality of the sammich
User avatar #110 - KingTauros (03/12/2010) [-]
**KingTauros rolls 633,334,671**
done deal
User avatar #81 - Fear The Pie Man (03/12/2010) [+] (2 replies)
You keep bringing me BLT's like that and you might be too sore to go to the kitchen. Go make me a ham and cheese, wait 20 minutes, then hang on to something!
User avatar #82 to #81 - PeaceLoveEmpathy (03/12/2010) [-]
can you keep your promises?? ahahhaha
#30 - moodkiller (03/12/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Why the hell is there mayo? I will sell your ass on the black market. The only sex you get is the sex your buyer will give you!
#32 to #30 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/12/2010) [-]
**** the Mayo I See ******* BACON!!!!!
#326 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/13/2010) [-]
haha.. thts rite.. u better b gud!!
User avatar #269 - Pheirce (03/13/2010) [-]
its simple really. make a good sandwich and have sex all night.
#267 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/13/2010) [+] (1 reply)
**anonymous rolls 808,046** <---- this is how many ejaculations with occur if it is a good sammich
User avatar #183 - GuthirexLeader (03/13/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Gotta love the smell of- Oh CRAP i forgot. THE GAME!!!!!!!!
#72 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/12/2010) [-]
I'm calling my friend's over. You'll get plenty of sex. Some of it may even be good. By the way, they'll need sammiches too.
User avatar #35 - aztechy (03/12/2010) [-]
at least she knows enough to toast the bread, and ad bacon, everything's better with bacon.......
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