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#342 - XxTwistedLotusxX (03/13/2010) [+] (2 replies)
How do you roll numbers?
User avatar #359 to #342 - Alwaysenjuto (03/13/2010) [-]
**Alwaysenjuto rolls 843,205,308** like that
#332 - anon (03/13/2010) [-]
NO sammich comes after sex!
#278 - omgtheykilledkenny (03/13/2010) [+] (4 replies)
omfg, if a girl wants to post funny pictures and comments, and act like any other member of this site, i can guarentee nobosdy would hold it against them. i honestly do not find this funny, and quite honestly, people like you and miss funnyjunk piss me off more then the one or two feminist comments that you might see. if a girl wants to come on this website, and acts all chill, nobodys gunna use any sexist remarks, their just going to enjoy their content, because thats why funnyjunk is here. not for feminist bitches, or for this crap.
#227 - dothedew (03/13/2010) [+] (6 replies)
**dothedew rolls 737,977,609** <--- those are numbers
#206 - anon (03/13/2010) [+] (1 reply)
y cant all women be like this?
+1
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#155 - anon (03/13/2010) [+] (4 replies)
then tell us were your g-spot is!!
User avatar #157 to #155 - THETurdFerguson (03/13/2010) [-]
It's between the F and H spots....
User avatar #127 - Sinless (03/13/2010) [-]
OMFG, BACON?!?!? AND SAMMICHES?!?!?


I will **** you so hard...yo GRANDMAMA IS GONNA ORGASM!!!
User avatar #115 - SuperNazi (03/12/2010) [-]
sex depends on the quality of the sammich
User avatar #81 - Fear The Pie Man (03/12/2010) [+] (2 replies)
You keep bringing me BLT's like that and you might be too sore to go to the kitchen. Go make me a ham and cheese, wait 20 minutes, then hang on to something!
User avatar #82 to #81 - PeaceLoveEmpathy (03/12/2010) [-]
can you keep your promises?? ahahhaha
#44 - anon (03/12/2010) [-]
we can have sex while i eat my sandwich
#30 - moodkiller (03/12/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Why the hell is there mayo? I will sell your ass on the black market. The only sex you get is the sex your buyer will give you!
#32 to #30 - anon (03/12/2010) [-]
**** the Mayo I See ******* BACON!!!!!
#5 - bmwager (03/12/2010) [+] (2 replies)
better be a good sammich or ill just **** the **** outta ur mouth
User avatar #6 to #5 - PeaceLoveEmpathy (03/12/2010) [-]
oh it would be a good sandwhich...see the bacon?
#328 - anon (03/13/2010) [+] (2 replies)
eww the sex and bacon ruined it
#326 - anon (03/13/2010) [-]
haha.. thts rite.. u better b gud!!
User avatar #269 - Pheirce (03/13/2010) [-]
its simple really. make a good sandwich and have sex all night.
User avatar #183 - GuthirexLeader (03/13/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Gotta love the smell of- Oh CRAP i forgot. THE GAME!!!!!!!!
#72 - anon (03/12/2010) [-]
I'm calling my friend's over. You'll get plenty of sex. Some of it may even be good. By the way, they'll need sammiches too.
User avatar #35 - aztechy (03/12/2010) [-]
at least she knows enough to toast the bread, and ad bacon, everything's better with bacon.......
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