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#338 - theamazingape
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(03/13/2010) [-]
the only reason this made it in the top ten cause its by a girl and it mentions sex. This reeks of fail.
#357 to #338 - omeglefail
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(03/13/2010) [-]
coming from a guy who has rape in his name..
#358 to #357 - omeglefail
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(03/13/2010) [-]
and i made the rape bit by turning the g upside down and shooting the linked part until it resembled an r...
#363 to #358 - Morpheus
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(03/13/2010) [-]
If you need to explain it, it isn't funny.
#315 - Mudkip ONLINE
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(03/13/2010) [-]
If only women were like this.
#329 to #315 - anon
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(03/13/2010) [-]
lolwut
#288 - turboedtoys
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(03/13/2010) [-]
if u made me a sandwich id punch you in the forhead but if u made me a sammich i would give you the goods for hours, and trust me i got it in me to last ;)
#293 to #288 - anon
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(03/13/2010) [-]
lawrence you are a homosexual
#295 to #293 - turboedtoys
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(03/13/2010) [-]
rob you are even ******* gayer and a stalker
#296 to #295 - anon
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(03/13/2010) [-]
ted you suck dick
#302 to #296 - anon
Reply 0
(03/13/2010) [-]
tom you like it in the ass
#223 - DamonMerk
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(03/13/2010) [-]
Sex first, then you make a sammich for pleasing me.
#219 - scottyknoxville
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(03/13/2010) [-]
+378 Theres an even number for you!
*roll 9*
#220 to #219 - scottyknoxville
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(03/13/2010) [-]
**scottyknoxville rolls 452,587,403**
#210 - tryadelion
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(03/13/2010) [-]
you know this is a verbal contract?
#187 - FJalltheway
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(03/13/2010) [-]
uh oh even number of thumbs
#192 to #187 - beetard
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(03/13/2010) [-]
fix'd
#188 to #187 - TokixWartooth
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(03/13/2010) [-]
oh no!!! Super Toki to save teh day!!! *click* -phew- another even number prevented by.... TOKIIII!!!!!!! -explodes into starburst- :D
#189 to #188 - anon
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(03/13/2010) [-]
donts you guys remembar de ancient nosthgod who would com in the night afters you puts your tooth under yous pillow and he gives you a pickle-nickle?
#195 to #189 - Sunburn
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(03/13/2010) [-]
I can't even comprehend what this noob just said... anyone care to try to interpret?
#159 - anon
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(03/13/2010) [-]
**anonymous rolls 417,319,980** if this roll ends in doubles, funnyjunk will die
#177 to #159 - anon
Reply 0
(03/13/2010) [-]
fail. epicly.
#160 to #159 - LazyPuppy
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(03/13/2010) [-]
Sillly anon, you don't have the authority to roll let alone make such a bold statement as that... Get an account! D:<
#163 to #160 - anon
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(03/13/2010) [-]
Silly user, you don't have the authority to split anons and users let alone make such a stupid statement as that... Get a life! D:<
#165 to #163 - chainsofhell
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(03/13/2010) [-]
silly anon and user. I NOM YOU D:<
#164 to #163 - LazyPuppy
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(03/13/2010) [-]
Silly anon rants are for users!
#152 - Lee Jun Fan
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(03/13/2010) [-]
oh hell YES you are!
#129 - Cocoballs
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(03/13/2010) [-]
Have sex with you? I AM GOING TO DESTROY YOU.
#127 - Sinless
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(03/13/2010) [-]
OMFG, BACON?!?!? AND SAMMICHES?!?!?


I will **** you so hard...yo GRANDMAMA IS GONNA ORGASM!!!
#125 - fortyfourAnonymous
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(03/12/2010) [-]
I dont know if you will be having some good sex tonight but I sure as hell will.
#123 - Minkeyboodle
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(03/12/2010) [-]
Hells yeah!
#112 - anon
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(03/12/2010) [-]
i bet you all are fat!
#130 to #112 - Anonimizzle
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(03/13/2010) [-]
nah. if u give her a good ****** u can burn all the calories from them sammiches by far
#108 - Modxx
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(03/12/2010) [-]
<--- Sandwiches fuel this sex machine *wink*
#102 - bloodwolf
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(03/12/2010) [-]
......a deal is a deal..i shall be your sex slave forever for that sammich...provided you're attractive.....
#109 to #102 - PeaceLoveEmpathy [OP]
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(03/12/2010) [-]
oh unfortanatly for you im a girl that guys need to have the light off for. ahahhah
#146 to #109 - DaCrazyOne
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(03/13/2010) [-]
permission to speak freely?

Without being slapped?
#111 to #109 - bloodwolf
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#26 - SirSheepy ONLINE
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(03/12/2010) [-]
you spelled sammich wrong
#5 - bmwager
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(03/12/2010) [-]
better be a good sammich or ill just **** the **** outta ur mouth
#6 to #5 - PeaceLoveEmpathy [OP]
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(03/12/2010) [-]
oh it would be a good sandwhich...see the bacon?
#7 to #6 - bmwager
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(03/12/2010) [-]
than dont worry hun u be getting the good dick
lol
#40 - Sunset
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#18 - ActiveMine
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(03/12/2010) [-]
I'd hit that sammich...With some moar Bacon.