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#288 - turboedtoys (03/13/2010) [-]
if u made me a sandwich id punch you in the forhead but if u made me a sammich i would give you the goods for hours, and trust me i got it in me to last ;)
#293 to #288 - anon (03/13/2010) [-]
lawrence you are a homosexual
#295 to #293 - turboedtoys (03/13/2010) [-]
rob you are even ******* gayer and a stalker
#296 to #295 - anon (03/13/2010) [-]
ted you suck dick
#302 to #296 - anon (03/13/2010) [-]
tom you like it in the ass
#278 - omgtheykilledkenny (03/13/2010) [-]
omfg, if a girl wants to post funny pictures and comments, and act like any other member of this site, i can guarentee nobosdy would hold it against them. i honestly do not find this funny, and quite honestly, people like you and miss funnyjunk piss me off more then the one or two feminist comments that you might see. if a girl wants to come on this website, and acts all chill, nobodys gunna use any sexist remarks, their just going to enjoy their content, because thats why funnyjunk is here. not for feminist bitches, or for this crap.
User avatar #284 to #278 - PeaceLoveEmpathy (03/13/2010) [-]
its better than a freakin repost.
#291 to #284 - anon (03/13/2010) [-]
And it is funny, by the way! now about that good sex thing.....
#285 to #284 - omgtheykilledkenny (03/13/2010) [-]
id rather laugh twice then none.
User avatar #298 to #284 - ShiningThru (03/13/2010) [-]
I would take that sammich, and I would give you some good stuff later, esp. cuz of the *drools* bacon uhhhh yeah.....
User avatar #223 - DamonMerk (03/13/2010) [-]
Sex first, then you make a sammich for pleasing me.
#210 - tryadelion (03/13/2010) [-]
you know this is a verbal contract?
User avatar #204 - xxCrimsonRythmxx (03/13/2010) [-]
I'd most definitely comply to that one.
User avatar #152 - Lee Jun Fan (03/13/2010) [-]
oh hell YES you are!
User avatar #127 - Sinless (03/13/2010) [-]
OMFG, BACON?!?!? AND SAMMICHES?!?!?


I will **** you so hard...yo GRANDMAMA IS GONNA ORGASM!!!
User avatar #123 - Minkeyboodle (03/12/2010) [-]
Hells yeah!
User avatar #115 - SuperNazi (03/12/2010) [-]
sex depends on the quality of the sammich
#102 - bloodwolf (03/12/2010) [-]
......a deal is a deal..i shall be your sex slave forever for that sammich...provided you're attractive.....
User avatar #109 to #102 - PeaceLoveEmpathy (03/12/2010) [-]
oh unfortanatly for you im a girl that guys need to have the light off for. ahahhah
User avatar #146 to #109 - DaCrazyOne (03/13/2010) [-]
permission to speak freely?

Without being slapped?
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#111 to #109 - bloodwolf Comment deleted by PeaceLoveEmpathy [-]
+1
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User avatar #187 - FJalltheway (03/13/2010) [-]
uh oh even number of thumbs
#192 to #187 - beetard (03/13/2010) [-]
fix'd
User avatar #188 to #187 - TokixWartooth (03/13/2010) [-]
oh no!!! Super Toki to save teh day!!! *click* -phew- another even number prevented by.... TOKIIII!!!!!!! -explodes into starburst- :D
#189 to #188 - anon (03/13/2010) [-]
donts you guys remembar de ancient nosthgod who would com in the night afters you puts your tooth under yous pillow and he gives you a pickle-nickle?
User avatar #195 to #189 - Sunburn (03/13/2010) [-]
I can't even comprehend what this noob just said... anyone care to try to interpret?
#159 - anon (03/13/2010) [-]
**anonymous rolls 417,319,980** if this roll ends in doubles, funnyjunk will die
#177 to #159 - anon (03/13/2010) [-]
fail. epicly.
User avatar #160 to #159 - LazyPuppy (03/13/2010) [-]
Sillly anon, you don't have the authority to roll let alone make such a bold statement as that... Get an account! D:<
#163 to #160 - anon (03/13/2010) [-]
Silly user, you don't have the authority to split anons and users let alone make such a stupid statement as that... Get a life! D:<
User avatar #165 to #163 - chainsofhell (03/13/2010) [-]
silly anon and user. I NOM YOU D:<
User avatar #164 to #163 - LazyPuppy (03/13/2010) [-]
Silly anon rants are for users!
#112 - anon (03/12/2010) [-]
i bet you all are fat!
User avatar #130 to #112 - Anonimizzle (03/13/2010) [-]
nah. if u give her a good ****** u can burn all the calories from them sammiches by far
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#31 - kurowynterwolf (03/12/2010) [-]
you forgot the beer/soda tray
#5 - bmwager (03/12/2010) [-]
better be a good sammich or ill just **** the **** outta ur mouth
User avatar #6 to #5 - PeaceLoveEmpathy (03/12/2010) [-]
oh it would be a good sandwhich...see the bacon?
#7 to #6 - bmwager (03/12/2010) [-]
than dont worry hun u be getting the good dick
lol
#342 - XxTwistedLotusxX (03/13/2010) [-]
How do you roll numbers?
User avatar #359 to #342 - Alwaysenjuto (03/13/2010) [-]
**Alwaysenjuto rolls 843,205,308** like that
#372 to #359 - MissPhotoBomb **User deleted account** (07/07/2010) [-]
**MissPhotoBomb rolls 108,728,891** ohhhh it feels so good...
mmmm shame your missing out
User avatar #338 - theamazingape (03/13/2010) [-]
the only reason this made it in the top ten cause its by a girl and it mentions sex. This reeks of fail.
User avatar #357 to #338 - omeglefail (03/13/2010) [-]
coming from a guy who has rape in his name..
User avatar #358 to #357 - omeglefail (03/13/2010) [-]
and i made the rape bit by turning the g upside down and shooting the linked part until it resembled an r...
User avatar #363 to #358 - Morpheus (03/13/2010) [-]
If you need to explain it, it isn't funny.
#304 - FunnyJunkSucksDick **User deleted account** (03/13/2010) [-]
OH MY JESUS! why would you promote your own sex?? i can tell your still a young girl! Why have sex at a teenage year? You could play chess! Run! have Fun! Sex is for losers with no life!
User avatar #345 to #304 - PeaceLoveEmpathy (03/13/2010) [-]
your an idot...its called funny junk for a reason...its to ****** joke around on jee.
User avatar #310 to #304 - YEAFUCK (03/13/2010) [-]
you ******* fail
User avatar #312 to #304 - johntravolta (03/13/2010) [-]
u were created by sex? its not for losers. but ur prop a mistake child anyways. and i read ur comments. if u hate what we do get off this site u stupid troll. get a life and stop bein a whore.
#313 to #312 - FunnyJunkSucksDick **User deleted account** (03/13/2010) [-]
I am not a whore. If you have forgotten i hate sex. You stupid goof
User avatar #369 to #313 - ishred (03/17/2010) [-]
u got owned by john travolta......that sucks dick
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