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User avatar #333 - Killermijit (03/13/2010) [-]
oh my god dude that bacon just made me hotter that Britney Spears at an all you can eat Golden Coral boofae
User avatar #289 - ShootToScore (03/13/2010) [-]
i think this is a win win situation
#288 - turboedtoys (03/13/2010) [+] (4 replies)
if u made me a sandwich id punch you in the forhead but if u made me a sammich i would give you the goods for hours, and trust me i got it in me to last ;)
#278 - omgtheykilledkenny (03/13/2010) [+] (4 replies)
omfg, if a girl wants to post funny pictures and comments, and act like any other member of this site, i can guarentee nobosdy would hold it against them. i honestly do not find this funny, and quite honestly, people like you and miss funnyjunk piss me off more then the one or two feminist comments that you might see. if a girl wants to come on this website, and acts all chill, nobodys gunna use any sexist remarks, their just going to enjoy their content, because thats why funnyjunk is here. not for feminist bitches, or for this crap.
User avatar #219 - scottyknoxville (03/13/2010) [+] (1 reply)
+378 Theres an even number for you!
*roll 9*
#210 - tryadelion (03/13/2010) [-]
you know this is a verbal contract?
+1
#184 - SomethingCorporate **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#159 - anon (03/13/2010) [+] (5 replies)
**anonymous rolls 417,319,980** if this roll ends in doubles, funnyjunk will die
User avatar #160 to #159 - LazyPuppy (03/13/2010) [-]
Sillly anon, you don't have the authority to roll let alone make such a bold statement as that... Get an account! D:<
User avatar #152 - Lee Jun Fan (03/13/2010) [-]
oh hell YES you are!
#131 - anon (03/13/2010) [-]
BACON?!?!?!?! Girl, i'll even start with foreplay for that!
User avatar #129 - Cocoballs (03/13/2010) [-]
Have sex with you? I AM GOING TO DESTROY YOU.
User avatar #123 - Minkeyboodle (03/12/2010) [-]
Hells yeah!
User avatar #120 - waitwhoisthat (03/12/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Is that multi-grain bread? Back to the goddamn kitchen
#116 - anon (03/12/2010) [-]
If you keep making yummy sammiches you get back rubs, foot rubs and multiple screaming O's till you beg me to stop.
User avatar #115 - SuperNazi (03/12/2010) [-]
sex depends on the quality of the sammich
#112 - anon (03/12/2010) [+] (1 reply)
i bet you all are fat!
User avatar #130 to #112 - Anonimizzle (03/13/2010) [-]
nah. if u give her a good ****** u can burn all the calories from them sammiches by far
User avatar #81 - Fear The Pie Man (03/12/2010) [+] (2 replies)
You keep bringing me BLT's like that and you might be too sore to go to the kitchen. Go make me a ham and cheese, wait 20 minutes, then hang on to something!
User avatar #82 to #81 - PeaceLoveEmpathy (03/12/2010) [-]
can you keep your promises?? ahahhaha
+1
#3 - Hyuatkha **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #2 - felixthemaster (03/12/2010) [-]
oh.. come by mine for an awesome time ;)
#1 - anon (03/12/2010) [-]
less "jokes", more sandwiches
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