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#288 - turboedtoys
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(03/13/2010) [-]
if u made me a sandwich id punch you in the forhead but if u made me a sammich i would give you the goods for hours, and trust me i got it in me to last ;)
#293 to #288 - anon id: 56f5f203
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lawrence you are a homosexual
#295 to #293 - turboedtoys
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rob you are even ******* gayer and a stalker
#296 to #295 - anon id: 762f6970
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ted you suck dick
#302 to #296 - anon id: 4d73b3f7
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tom you like it in the ass
#278 - omgtheykilledkenny
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omfg, if a girl wants to post funny pictures and comments, and act like any other member of this site, i can guarentee nobosdy would hold it against them. i honestly do not find this funny, and quite honestly, people like you and miss funnyjunk piss me off more then the one or two feminist comments that you might see. if a girl wants to come on this website, and acts all chill, nobodys gunna use any sexist remarks, their just going to enjoy their content, because thats why funnyjunk is here. not for feminist bitches, or for this crap.
User avatar #284 to #278 - PeaceLoveEmpathy [OP]
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its better than a freakin repost.
#291 to #284 - anon id: d8911fdc
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And it is funny, by the way! now about that good sex thing.....
#285 to #284 - omgtheykilledkenny
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id rather laugh twice then none.
User avatar #298 to #284 - ShiningThru
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I would take that sammich, and I would give you some good stuff later, esp. cuz of the *drools* bacon uhhhh yeah.....
User avatar #223 - DamonMerk
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Sex first, then you make a sammich for pleasing me.
User avatar #222 - girguy
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I'm sorry, but this isn't funny. I know you're trying to appeal to men but.........this is the crap that people get angry at for not being at all funny. Isn't this about the 4th picture this week having to do with sammiches? I'm not laughing. I'm not even chuckling at the sheer stupidity of it. Get back in the kitchen like you're told and stop posting these pictures of food, it's. Not. FUNNY.
#229 to #222 - anon id: ef52a570
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/ agree
User avatar #246 to #222 - xTHExSTIGx
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your avatar.....o.....m.....f.....g....
#210 - tryadelion
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(03/13/2010) [-]
you know this is a verbal contract?
User avatar #187 - FJalltheway
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uh oh even number of thumbs
#192 to #187 - beetard
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fix'd
User avatar #188 to #187 - TokixWartooth
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oh no!!! Super Toki to save teh day!!! *click* -phew- another even number prevented by.... TOKIIII!!!!!!! -explodes into starburst- :D
#189 to #188 - anon id: 86fcc259
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donts you guys remembar de ancient nosthgod who would com in the night afters you puts your tooth under yous pillow and he gives you a pickle-nickle?
User avatar #195 to #189 - Sunburn
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I can't even comprehend what this noob just said... anyone care to try to interpret?
#184 - SomethingCorporate **User deleted account**
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#159 - anon id: 2105f7dc
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**anonymous rolls 417,319,980** if this roll ends in doubles, funnyjunk will die
#177 to #159 - anon id: 3527a8ec
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fail. epicly.
User avatar #160 to #159 - LazyPuppy
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Sillly anon, you don't have the authority to roll let alone make such a bold statement as that... Get an account! D:<
#163 to #160 - anon id: 5b1ff738
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Silly user, you don't have the authority to split anons and users let alone make such a stupid statement as that... Get a life! D:<
User avatar #165 to #163 - chainsofhell
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silly anon and user. I NOM YOU D:<
User avatar #164 to #163 - LazyPuppy
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Silly anon rants are for users!
#155 - anon id: 26a0b47a
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then tell us were your g-spot is!!
User avatar #157 to #155 - THETurdFerguson
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It's between the F and H spots....
User avatar #158 to #157 - SeleNazzy
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No , it's right of the F and A spot
User avatar #191 to #158 - Taliesin
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Musical G-spots?
User avatar #365 to #191 - SeleNazzy
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to be captain obvious
F to the A to the G
User avatar #152 - Lee Jun Fan
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oh hell YES you are!
User avatar #135 - gatewaymoo
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mostly, it would depend on the sammich, but looking at you, you would get the best sex ever either way :) haha
User avatar #127 - Sinless
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(03/13/2010) [-]
OMFG, BACON?!?!? AND SAMMICHES?!?!?


I will **** you so hard...yo GRANDMAMA IS GONNA ORGASM!!!
User avatar #125 - fortyfourAnonymous
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I dont know if you will be having some good sex tonight but I sure as hell will.
#112 - anon id: 15f2897c
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i bet you all are fat!
User avatar #130 to #112 - Anonimizzle
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nah. if u give her a good ****** u can burn all the calories from them sammiches by far
#102 - bloodwolf
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......a deal is a deal..i shall be your sex slave forever for that sammich...provided you're attractive.....
User avatar #109 to #102 - PeaceLoveEmpathy [OP]
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oh unfortanatly for you im a girl that guys need to have the light off for. ahahhah
User avatar #146 to #109 - DaCrazyOne
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permission to speak freely?

Without being slapped?
#111 to #109 - bloodwolf
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User avatar #98 - RenaldoDarktree
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yeah.... my idea of a sammich is pepperoni and cucumber slices on a hamburger bun.... do you really want to tell me what to do, guys?
User avatar #103 to #98 - Wichotheassasin
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how about you make me a bacon and melted cheese sandwitch and ill eat out the kitty for an hour
User avatar #106 to #103 - RenaldoDarktree
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wat?
User avatar #151 to #106 - Wichotheassasin
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this means i will go down on you ill like your clitoris untill your all juicy then ill slowly suck on the outer lips of your nice tight pink pussy that is after my godamn sammich of course
User avatar #322 to #151 - RenaldoDarktree
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o.O
User avatar #26 - SirSheepy
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you spelled sammich wrong
User avatar #23 - handsoffhobos
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lol this obviously fake. women don't enjoy sex they use merely as a tool over men
#34 to #23 - anon id: 1baf4a13
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**** u! not true
User avatar #50 to #23 - Yourmomkong
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thats a pretty harsh statement bud cuz last I checked women like sex more than guys do
User avatar #28 to #23 - PeaceLoveEmpathy [OP]
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girls who do that **** are liars and bitches.
#5 - bmwager
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better be a good sammich or ill just **** the **** outta ur mouth
User avatar #6 to #5 - PeaceLoveEmpathy [OP]
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oh it would be a good sandwhich...see the bacon?
#7 to #6 - bmwager
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than dont worry hun u be getting the good dick
lol
User avatar #2 - felixthemaster
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(03/12/2010) [-]
oh.. come by mine for an awesome time ;)