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#280 - devout feminist (03/13/2010) [-]
dont be silly theres no bed in the kitchen
#264 - devout feminist (03/13/2010) [-]
i hope you know i hate you now Miss FunnyJunk.....we all do.
User avatar #243 - ruacanobeef (03/13/2010) [-]
I doubt you will be.
User avatar #241 - Surrender (03/13/2010) [-]
I'd prefer the sex first.
#128 - devout feminist (03/13/2010) [+] (1 reply)
no, im going to be playing call of duty later.
User avatar #49 - sammiBRIGHT (03/12/2010) [-]
lol for posting this you are gonna get a buncha sammich making invitations from creepers who are expecting you to make one hell of a sammich.
#342 - XxTwistedLotusxX (03/13/2010) [+] (2 replies)
How do you roll numbers?
User avatar #359 to #342 - Alwaysenjuto (03/13/2010) [-]
**Alwaysenjuto rolls 843,205,308** like that
#304 - FunnyJunkSucksDick **User deleted account** (03/13/2010) [+] (5 replies)
OH MY JESUS! why would you promote your own sex?? i can tell your still a young girl! Why have sex at a teenage year? You could play chess! Run! have Fun! Sex is for losers with no life!
User avatar #312 to #304 - johntravolta (03/13/2010) [-]
u were created by sex? its not for losers. but ur prop a mistake child anyways. and i read ur comments. if u hate what we do get off this site u stupid troll. get a life and stop bein a whore.
#210 - tryadelion (03/13/2010) [-]
you know this is a verbal contract?
#206 - devout feminist (03/13/2010) [+] (1 reply)
y cant all women be like this?
+1
#184 - SomethingCorporate **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #125 - fortyfourAnonymous (03/12/2010) [-]
I dont know if you will be having some good sex tonight but I sure as hell will.
User avatar #120 - waitwhoisthat (03/12/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Is that multi-grain bread? Back to the goddamn kitchen
#116 - devout feminist (03/12/2010) [-]
If you keep making yummy sammiches you get back rubs, foot rubs and multiple screaming O's till you beg me to stop.
User avatar #115 - SuperNazi (03/12/2010) [-]
sex depends on the quality of the sammich
#112 - devout feminist (03/12/2010) [+] (1 reply)
i bet you all are fat!
User avatar #130 to #112 - Anonimizzle (03/13/2010) [-]
nah. if u give her a good fuckin u can burn all the calories from them sammiches by far
User avatar #110 - KingTauros (03/12/2010) [-]
**KingTauros rolls 633,334,671**
done deal
User avatar #81 - Fear The Pie Man (03/12/2010) [+] (2 replies)
You keep bringing me BLT's like that and you might be too sore to go to the kitchen. Go make me a ham and cheese, wait 20 minutes, then hang on to something!
User avatar #82 to #81 - PeaceLoveEmpathy (03/12/2010) [-]
can you keep your promises?? ahahhaha
#5 - bmwager (03/12/2010) [+] (2 replies)
better be a good sammich or ill just fuck the shit outta ur mouth
User avatar #6 to #5 - PeaceLoveEmpathy (03/12/2010) [-]
oh it would be a good sandwhich...see the bacon?
+1
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