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#326 - anonymous (03/13/2010) [-]
haha.. thts rite.. u better b gud!!
#267 - anonymous (03/13/2010) [+] (1 reply)
**anonymous rolls 808,046** <---- this is how many ejaculations with occur if it is a good sammich
#182 - marteboi (03/13/2010) [-]
if it has bacon, i will eat you out till my jaw locks up,
after i brush my teeth :/
User avatar #71 - Expertpancakes (03/12/2010) [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #337 - CRosBY (03/13/2010) [-]
fat girls.......
User avatar #237 - allanime (03/13/2010) [-]
**allanime rolls 659,701,582**<------this is how many times sex would occur
however, i then require 2x as many sammiches! :D
#176 - anonymous (03/13/2010) [-]
WTFs a sandwich?

#83 - NuckMySuts (03/12/2010) [-]
Alright but if I give you damn good sex you better get your ass back into that kitchen and make me another Sammich With Extra Bacon Or the punishment will be so horribly painful jesus christ will nail himself back on a cross.

So Says He who is right
#51 - jmbraze **User deleted account** (03/12/2010) [-]
it better have bacon or you sleep in the doghouse tonight bitch
#42 - MrGREP (03/12/2010) [-]
can do =]
User avatar #309 - YEAFUCK (03/13/2010) [-]
** ******* rolls 2,145** sammich. SAMMICH!!! doubles or triples and you fix it
User avatar #24 - carful (03/12/2010) [-]
a little less tomato and lettuce and a little more bacon and youve got a night to remember
User avatar #21 - FairyRAPE (03/12/2010) [-]
Give me the sammich and we shall dicuss the sex wen i feel lyk havin sex!
User avatar #20 - epictuna (03/12/2010) [-]
the quality of your sex will be directly related to the quality of said sammich. remember when in doubt, add more bacon.
User avatar #19 - BadTouchDude (03/12/2010) [-]
Put the sammich down and get undressed ill take care of u when i finish the love sammich
#305 - anonymous (03/13/2010) [-]
then i love being a loser with no life.
#300 - anonymous (03/13/2010) [-]
Your all loser virgins who never get laid, you would give it to her for 30 seconds.... if she was a fat cow with every type of acne
User avatar #144 - Icemaneezzy (03/13/2010) [-]
WTF WOMAN. I deserve my sandwich and good sex from you! Your lucky I even wiggle when I get uncomfortable! NOW I GOTTA TAKE A **** , GRAB THE TOWEL AND GET READY TO GIVE ME A BLOWJOB!
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