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#370 - wazzup
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(03/17/2010) [-]
*rape face* >:D
#316 - anon
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(03/13/2010) [-]
Hmmm? I wonder if she the kinda chic you can just get some dome from and then just roll over and crash and leave her all disappoint? Cuz thats always fun.
#283 - xRoflman **User deleted account**
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#270 - bakaneko
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(03/13/2010) [-]
finally some chick got it right. wait.....where's the damn beer?!
#272 to #270 - PeaceLoveEmpathy [OP]
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(03/13/2010) [-]
booo beer lets get a whole freakin bottle!!!
#273 to #272 - bakaneko
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(03/13/2010) [-]
my god woman you must be after my heart!
#185 - anon
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(03/13/2010) [-]
pics...or it doesnt happen.
[url deleted] doesnt.happen.
#148 - anon
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(03/13/2010) [-]
get another girl and we can make a sexy sammich
#64 - lolliepop **User deleted account**
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(03/12/2010) [-]
You mean odd numbers.
#36 - anon
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(03/12/2010) [-]
this has been up for 6 hours and isnt number one on the front page? I'm begining to wonder if most funnyjunk users, neh- members, are to young or don't have the sack to know what to do with a woman that wants sex, in exchange for a delicious sandwhich
#337 - CRosBY
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(03/13/2010) [-]
fat girls.......
#237 - allanime
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(03/13/2010) [-]
**allanime rolls 659,701,582**<------this is how many times sex would occur
however, i then require 2x as many sammiches! :D
#83 - NuckMySuts
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(03/12/2010) [-]
Alright but if I give you damn good sex you better get your ass back into that kitchen and make me another Sammich With Extra Bacon Or the punishment will be so horribly painful jesus christ will nail himself back on a cross.

So Says He who is right
#51 - jmbraze **User deleted account**
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(03/12/2010) [-]
it better have bacon or you sleep in the doghouse tonight bitch
#42 - MrGREP
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(03/12/2010) [-]
can do =]
#309 - YEAFUCK
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(03/13/2010) [-]
********* rolls 2,145** sammich. SAMMICH!!! doubles or triples and you fix it
#24 - carful
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(03/12/2010) [-]
a little less tomato and lettuce and a little more bacon and youve got a night to remember
#21 - FairyRAPE
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(03/12/2010) [-]
Give me the sammich and we shall dicuss the sex wen i feel lyk havin sex!
#20 - epictuna
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(03/12/2010) [-]
the quality of your sex will be directly related to the quality of said sammich. remember when in doubt, add more bacon.
#19 - BadTouchDude
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(03/12/2010) [-]
Put the sammich down and get undressed ill take care of u when i finish the love sammich
#144 - Icemaneezzy
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(03/13/2010) [-]
WTF WOMAN. I deserve my sandwich and good sex from you! Your lucky I even wiggle when I get uncomfortable! NOW I GOTTA TAKE A ****, GRAB THE TOWEL AND GET READY TO GIVE ME A BLOWJOB!