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#361 - YOUJUSTGOTBURNED
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(03/13/2010) [-]
**** yeah~!
#325 - MingZhi
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(03/13/2010) [-]
**MingZhi rolls 379,153,587** This woman is a goddess
#300 - anon
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(03/13/2010) [-]
Your all loser virgins who never get laid, you would give it to her for 30 seconds.... if she was a fat cow with every type of acne
#265 - Masterpoda
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(03/13/2010) [-]
better sandwich=better sex

each strip of bacon gives an additional hour....
#201 - squarebanana
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(03/13/2010) [-]
**squarebanana rolls 680,379,322**
WHAAAYYYY
#137 - funkmasteralexx
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(03/13/2010) [-]
i made it 210, muahaha. but i did make an odd number for a comment. you welcome, shawty.
#72 - anon
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(03/12/2010) [-]
I'm calling my friend's over. You'll get plenty of sex. Some of it may even be good. By the way, they'll need sammiches too.
#27 - kartracer
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(03/12/2010) [-]
But that does look like a tasty sammich... I shal trade sex for sammich. *trades* Best trade ever
#337 - CRosBY
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(03/13/2010) [-]
fat girls.......
#237 - allanime
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(03/13/2010) [-]
**allanime rolls 659,701,582**<------this is how many times sex would occur
however, i then require 2x as many sammiches! :D
#83 - NuckMySuts
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(03/12/2010) [-]
Alright but if I give you damn good sex you better get your ass back into that kitchen and make me another Sammich With Extra Bacon Or the punishment will be so horribly painful jesus christ will nail himself back on a cross.

So Says He who is right
#51 - jmbraze **User deleted account**
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(03/12/2010) [-]
it better have bacon or you sleep in the doghouse tonight bitch
#42 - MrGREP
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(03/12/2010) [-]
can do =]
#309 - YEAFUCK
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(03/13/2010) [-]
********* rolls 2,145** sammich. SAMMICH!!! doubles or triples and you fix it
#24 - carful
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(03/12/2010) [-]
a little less tomato and lettuce and a little more bacon and youve got a night to remember
#21 - FairyRAPE
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(03/12/2010) [-]
Give me the sammich and we shall dicuss the sex wen i feel lyk havin sex!
#20 - epictuna
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(03/12/2010) [-]
the quality of your sex will be directly related to the quality of said sammich. remember when in doubt, add more bacon.
#19 - BadTouchDude
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(03/12/2010) [-]
Put the sammich down and get undressed ill take care of u when i finish the love sammich
#144 - Icemaneezzy
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(03/13/2010) [-]
WTF WOMAN. I deserve my sandwich and good sex from you! Your lucky I even wiggle when I get uncomfortable! NOW I GOTTA TAKE A ****, GRAB THE TOWEL AND GET READY TO GIVE ME A BLOWJOB!