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#61 - SMITHattack
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(03/12/2010) [-]
LOL i'd buy this just to use it as a potato cannon
#27 - Charmeleon
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(03/12/2010) [-]
i died with "holy terror of a kitchen utensil"
#128 - lVlAGIC
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(03/13/2010) [-]
Beat it like a lonely saturday night :O
#110 - anon
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(03/13/2010) [-]
You gotta slap it like a $1000 a night hooker. That's what Vince does.
#113 to #110 - TheConmyster
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(03/13/2010) [-]
I don't think she loved his nuts.
#91 - chickildick
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(03/13/2010) [-]
the pitchman probally killed billie mays and covered it up with a plane accident, ahh I miss Billie Mays, who else does
#101 to #91 - ysef
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(03/13/2010) [-]
me his magic putty saved my life

aaaah good times
#104 to #101 - AnonymousTheGreat
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(03/13/2010) [-]
I was a big fan off chipotle-away. I hope they keep making it ;)
#142 to #104 - ysef
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(03/14/2010) [-]
Aaaah southpark the cure to all ills
#90 - OooLala
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(03/13/2010) [-]
I have one of these pieces of ******* ****. I hate it. Used it one trying to cut up onions, had to pry the onion away from the blades, cut my finger and had a FUUUU moment... then gave it to my mother in law HAH
#92 to #90 - PokemonGirl
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(03/13/2010) [-]
Great idea rofl I should get one for my mother in law... It would be useless for sammiches anyway.
#84 - EpicSynthetyk
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(03/13/2010) [-]
Yes.... Love the slap chop! No.... dont, and you cant slap his nuts... cuz he discided to slap chop a hooker and is in jail XD! unles....
#79 - krispybananaz
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(03/12/2010) [-]
chap slop
#66 - PaulFrisky
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(03/12/2010) [-]
I have one.. it really isn't that bad.
#36 - jimwei
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(03/12/2010) [-]
Common, you know we can't do this all day.
#7 - Eggs
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(03/12/2010) [-]
thats why the hooker attacked Vince she found out the SLAP-CHOP doesnt work too just like you
#129 - LeanPocket
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(03/13/2010) [-]
Hate that ******* thing....stole my bike...
#83 - catskitties
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(03/13/2010) [-]
lol a piece of crap...just like the W

OW, it's a sham cloth
#67 - anon
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(03/12/2010) [-]
too much to read lol, cant help that im just extremely lazy
#89 to #67 - OooLala
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(03/13/2010) [-]
you should have, it was worth the 2 whole minutes it took to read.
#45 - TheAssassin
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(03/12/2010) [-]
I laughed at this so god damn hard i went and chopped up vegetables.

wait, what?
#34 - BisforBetter
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(03/12/2010) [-]
Win... Though the slapchop remix on youtube is quite possibly the funniest commercial remix I have ever seen. It's definitly worth a watch.
#30 - falloutIII
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(03/12/2010) [-]
some hooker already tried that and she got boped
#24 - Yardie
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(03/12/2010) [-]
OH HO is funny because he beats the **** out of hookers!

wait... that's... that's just terrible... But yeah the thing really is fail ):
#12 - MrFiddlewitt
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(03/12/2010) [-]
Omg this happened to me too but with an onion. it was my first time using it and i had to hurry to make the meal so i thought oh this would be quick and easy because the onion fit perfectly in there. but of course it got stuck and i cut myself :'(
#10 - eiber
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(03/12/2010) [-]
pics would be awesome