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#97 - redeyedbunny
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(03/13/2010) [-]
I didn't get the Slap Chop from an infomercial, but I got something identical to it in a store. That story at the top is completely true. That thing doesn't work unless you chop something up into itty bitty pieces. By then it's like, "why bother getting this thing dirty, I'll just give everything one more chop with the knife."

If you think this thing works bad, cleaning it is a downright nightmare. It's composed of about four pieces that need to be taken apart and cleaned. Let me tell you, cleaning those zig-zag blades is no picnic. I have pretty slender fingers, and I find it hard to clean in the small areas. Forget about getting a sponge in the top, because that's just impossible to get to. Then you have to put it back together again.
#131 to #97 - huntrshado
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(03/13/2010) [-]
"Pretty slender fingers" Lol.
#143 to #131 - redeyedbunny
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(03/15/2010) [-]
Yeah, or good "guitar fingers."
#82 - PteParts
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(03/12/2010) [-]
Well I know what I'm buying in bulk and giving to my family for Christmas this year.
#128 - lVlAGIC
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(03/13/2010) [-]
Beat it like a lonely saturday night :O
#110 - anon
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(03/13/2010) [-]
You gotta slap it like a $1000 a night hooker. That's what Vince does.
#113 to #110 - TheConmyster
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(03/13/2010) [-]
I don't think she loved his nuts.
#91 - chickildick
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(03/13/2010) [-]
the pitchman probally killed billie mays and covered it up with a plane accident, ahh I miss Billie Mays, who else does
#101 to #91 - ysef
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(03/13/2010) [-]
me his magic putty saved my life

aaaah good times
#104 to #101 - AnonymousTheGreat
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(03/13/2010) [-]
I was a big fan off chipotle-away. I hope they keep making it ;)
#142 to #104 - ysef
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(03/14/2010) [-]
Aaaah southpark the cure to all ills
#90 - OooLala
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(03/13/2010) [-]
I have one of these pieces of ******* ****. I hate it. Used it one trying to cut up onions, had to pry the onion away from the blades, cut my finger and had a FUUUU moment... then gave it to my mother in law HAH
#92 to #90 - PokemonGirl
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(03/13/2010) [-]
Great idea rofl I should get one for my mother in law... It would be useless for sammiches anyway.
#84 - EpicSynthetyk
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(03/13/2010) [-]
Yes.... Love the slap chop! No.... dont, and you cant slap his nuts... cuz he discided to slap chop a hooker and is in jail XD! unles....
#79 - krispybananaz
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(03/12/2010) [-]
chap slop
#66 - PaulFrisky
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(03/12/2010) [-]
I have one.. it really isn't that bad.
#36 - jimwei
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(03/12/2010) [-]
Common, you know we can't do this all day.
#7 - Eggs
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(03/12/2010) [-]
thats why the hooker attacked Vince she found out the SLAP-CHOP doesnt work too just like you
#129 - LeanPocket
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(03/13/2010) [-]
Hate that ******* thing....stole my bike...
#83 - catskitties
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(03/13/2010) [-]
lol a piece of crap...just like the W

OW, it's a sham cloth
#67 - anon
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(03/12/2010) [-]
too much to read lol, cant help that im just extremely lazy
#89 to #67 - OooLala
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(03/13/2010) [-]
you should have, it was worth the 2 whole minutes it took to read.
#45 - TheAssassin
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(03/12/2010) [-]
I laughed at this so god damn hard i went and chopped up vegetables.

wait, what?
#34 - BisforBetter
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(03/12/2010) [-]
Win... Though the slapchop remix on youtube is quite possibly the funniest commercial remix I have ever seen. It's definitly worth a watch.
#30 - falloutIII
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(03/12/2010) [-]
some hooker already tried that and she got boped
#24 - Yardie
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(03/12/2010) [-]
OH HO is funny because he beats the **** out of hookers!

wait... that's... that's just terrible... But yeah the thing really is fail ):
#12 - MrFiddlewitt
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(03/12/2010) [-]
Omg this happened to me too but with an onion. it was my first time using it and i had to hurry to make the meal so i thought oh this would be quick and easy because the onion fit perfectly in there. but of course it got stuck and i cut myself :'(
#10 - eiber
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(03/12/2010) [-]
pics would be awesome