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User avatar #63684 - joshlol (01/05/2013) [-]
**joshlol rolled a random comment #2521297 posted by protomanrules at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic ** :
that's fucking hot.
#63683 - joshlol (01/05/2013) [-]
**joshlol rolled a random comment #2447108 posted by retrochris at FJ RPG ** :
Dat moment when you fancy licorice and you instantly make up your mind, cus the once you find are labeled with "candied sheep poop" ಠ__ಠ
#63682 - johnnyfurious (01/05/2013) [-]
Any czechfags from Prague wanna hang out?
Any czechfags from Prague wanna hang out?
User avatar #63690 to #63682 - reborned (01/05/2013) [-]
I watch CzechStreets and Public Agent if that's any help for you
User avatar #63855 to #63690 - johnnyfurious (01/06/2013) [-]
Good enough
User avatar #63676 - reborned (01/05/2013) [-]
How can I be social?
User avatar #63680 to #63676 - alexanderburns ONLINE (01/05/2013) [-]
Either roll someone and ask them to be your friend or post a picture of yourself, right over the last asl thread.
User avatar #91825 to #63680 - elmilius ONLINE (08/29/2013) [-]
#YOLO
#63679 to #63676 - loveyameanish (01/05/2013) [-]
Just fyi, anonmos is our resident grumpy old man. Despite being female.
User avatar #63678 to #63676 - anonmos (01/05/2013) [-]
Don't come here.
User avatar #63663 - turlough (01/05/2013) [-]
Why do you have to do this to me why,You got me hooked you became apart of me like Blood is to the heart,Then turned to me and said that you don't care,The love was false,The kisses once sweet now sour,Tears now blood seep down upon the dawning hour,Well I love you not loved or will love but truly do,Sadly my words never seemed to apply to you, You thought me to hate and I failed at learning for hate, Was something you took away from me,But Sadly I had not from you,You told me you loved me then said I didn't to you,That I'd just change to someone else upgrade as you said, As if you were but an old broken shoe,I never saw you like this I loved you deeply and true,Just like I always told you always did to show you and always tried,
But still you denied it all throwed me to the ground,You tried to make me hate you but all in all I loved you more and more, It just kept getting tiringly sore but that just made me know more,Know that there are no bounds to loving you, You question me as if I be a fool not seeing you as you do yourself,
But simply you failed to understand I am not you,
I am me and I am who I am someone that loves you dearly,
All I want to do is love cause well I've fallen in love,
And I love you and I love you and I only desire to be by your side,
To dream with your eyes to kiss your lips,
To be the one to wish you the morning and night,
To be your true white knight,
Morning Delight,
Refuge from fright,
Yours to be as to you are to me,
Please for once don't bath in search of hate but show me your love,
Open your heart it is fragile I know but I will care for it,
Not tear it apart how are you to know of the sun's light with shut eyes,
How are you to hear if you cease to listen,
The eternal night has once again risen,
You are the sun that grants life and in your absence now,
All is but strife,
I love you and maybe someday you'll be able to understand,
And love me for me in acceptance that one could love thee..
User avatar #63664 to #63663 - turlough (01/05/2013) [-]
I had to remove a lot of the line cuts due to comment rules, I wrote this poem for someone very special to me, recently, I just wanted to share, I haven't been able to give it to her especially now because me and her are going through hard times I hope will be over soon .. but feel that is just a wish now
#63665 to #63664 - samxdaxman (01/05/2013) [-]
Fuck man, I came here to socialize, not feel so hard. Regardless, I hope it works out for the best in the future man.
#63643 - arcanezero (01/05/2013) [-]
we got 6 kittens and were only keeping 2 or 3 and this is my favorite Gandalf
i can show more but this one is for now
User avatar #63662 to #63643 - Timmietim (01/05/2013) [-]
>tfw we didnt keep any and i really wanted one of the 5 we had.
#63644 to #63643 - samxdaxman (01/05/2013) [-]
this is my favorite Gandalf (i know what you meant, im just being an ass).
User avatar #63575 - Ace Bullet **User deleted account** (01/05/2013) [-]
Just passin' through to drop a link. This video deserves waaaaaaaayy more views than it has.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=omLve_vezbA&list=LLb9jOcOtYtVNyhkQFY7AUhg
#63573 - anonymous (01/05/2013) [-]
GOD HATES FAGS

FAG IS SIN

SALVATION LIES IN OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST!

REPENT SINNERS, FOR YOUR END IS NIGH!
User avatar #63579 to #63576 - jari (01/05/2013) [-]
Fags are fabulous.
#63580 to #63579 - friedpotato (01/05/2013) [-]
Hell yes.
Hell yes.
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#63581 to #63580 - jari has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #63572 - zdroid (01/05/2013) [-]
hey guys ive been having some really messed up mood swings and rapid changes in energy and confidence dose anyone out there want to talk with me i just need to get this stuff out in the open
User avatar #63638 to #63572 - iwanttousenumbers (01/05/2013) [-]
It's menopause. It happens to all women
User avatar #63640 to #63638 - zdroid (01/05/2013) [-]
i have a dick
#63571 to #63569 - solbadguygg ONLINE (01/05/2013) [-]
I'm good, thanks, unlike dickass down there
#63566 - loveyameanish (01/05/2013) [-]
Gmarrox is a wiener.
User avatar #63553 - sheepysquirrel (01/05/2013) [-]
I'm going to keep my eyes covered in a sleep mask and some sort or blindfold over that or a hat covering my eyes too for a few days to semi see what it is like to be blind. See yall when I return fj.
#63565 to #63553 - anonymous (01/05/2013) [-]
Have a nice time using the bathroom.
User avatar #63634 to #63565 - sheepysquirrel (01/05/2013) [-]
I didn't last a few days, when I did use the bathroom I did well until the end when I pissed all over the seat.
User avatar #63552 - PPD (01/05/2013) [-]
so, who else thinks that their life is a joke ?
#63561 to #63552 - gmarrox ONLINE (01/05/2013) [-]
I thoroughly positive my life is a joke and otherwise entirely insignificant.
User avatar #63563 to #63561 - gmarrox ONLINE (01/05/2013) [-]
I am also aware now that I can't even proofread a comment correctly.
#63538 - anonymous (01/04/2013) [-]
Can't handle my feels right now because the person that I thought would always be there isn't. They are looking at others instead of me.
User avatar #63545 to #63538 - sheepysquirrel (01/05/2013) [-]
:< I'll be there for you anon...
#63537 - thamuz ONLINE (01/04/2013) [-]
So my day was awesome!

I hit black ice that was under some fresh snowdrift and I slid my ass at about 45 into a snowbank. I dont think I damaged anything,but I was certainly pissed.

So how was everyone elses day?
User avatar #63539 to #63537 - foaly (01/04/2013) [-]
I had 2 teeth extracted, so i stayed home and played tf2, metroid prime 2: echoes and some half-life.
User avatar #63540 to #63539 - thamuz ONLINE (01/05/2013) [-]
Ouch :/ I have an impacted molar on the right side,but my dentist hasnt said to to danything about it till it hurts.

Whyd you need an extraction?
User avatar #63541 to #63540 - foaly (01/05/2013) [-]
I'm getting braces (bottom row) and i needed those two teeth extracted for the brace to actually fit.
User avatar #63542 to #63541 - thamuz ONLINE (01/05/2013) [-]
Ahh,best of luck to you on that :)
User avatar #63543 to #63542 - foaly (01/05/2013) [-]
Thanks!
#63529 - melkevegen (01/04/2013) [-]
i don't have many friend's

do u guy's wanna be my friend?
User avatar #63555 to #63529 - nyanpoptart (01/05/2013) [-]
Man, I'll be here for you.
#63524 - mechgeek (01/04/2013) [-]
What could possibly go wrong?
User avatar #63562 to #63524 - gmarrox ONLINE (01/05/2013) [-]
well you might die.
User avatar #63587 to #63562 - mechgeek (01/05/2013) [-]
Well, I can assure you that I didn't die.
User avatar #63548 to #63524 - sheepysquirrel (01/05/2013) [-]
Alcohol and energy drinks mixed has a possibility to kill people. 4loco was a popular malt liquor here and was banned after a bunch of people had heart attacks drinking it.

I think it's back with a lower percentage of both though.
User avatar #63549 to #63548 - mechgeek (01/05/2013) [-]
Meh, just a bit of jack and relentless. I was bored so I just thought I'd talk to social board and it was the first thing which came to mind ... didn't quite work out that way.
User avatar #63525 to #63524 - loveyameanish (01/04/2013) [-]
You could spill some.
User avatar #63526 to #63525 - mechgeek (01/04/2013) [-]
That would be quite a terrifying concept. I don't know what I'd do without my alcohol or energy drinks.
User avatar #63517 - blarghagh ONLINE (01/04/2013) [-]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: What is OP?
Stranger: old person i think x
You: Calm down, everything's going to be alright.
You: You're clearly delusional, I understand.
You: This is a frightening situation. Are there other survivors with you?
Stranger: whattt ?! i aint old im 2 hot !?
You: Please, calm down.
You: I'm trying to help you.
You: We need to get out of here if we're going to survive.
Stranger: can i suck u
You: Now is not the time for that! We need to go now!
You: They're already closing in, don't you get it!?
Stranger: yeah i want 2 fuck u
You: Please listen to me. We're going to die if we stay here, and I'll leave without you if I have to.
Stranger: okay leave x
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

omegle zombie hunting
User avatar #63516 - monsieurdream (01/04/2013) [-]
Who is that nikkiee anyway?
User avatar #64103 to #63516 - nikkiee (01/08/2013) [-]
I'm Nikkiee.
Hello.
User avatar #63515 - Thefirstpedobear (01/04/2013) [-]
nikkiee >.>



If I say your name too many times will I disappear..?
User avatar #64102 to #63515 - nikkiee (01/08/2013) [-]
Maybe.
User avatar #64269 to #64102 - Thefirstpedobear (01/08/2013) [-]
Hmmm....



nikkee...
User avatar #64648 to #64269 - nikkiee (01/10/2013) [-]
Apparently not enough.
User avatar #64654 to #64648 - Thefirstpedobear (01/10/2013) [-]
nikkiee nikkiee nikk-
User avatar #65076 to #64654 - nikkiee (01/14/2013) [-]
Bye-bye. :3
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