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#75628 to #75620 - Metallicock
Reply +2
(04/18/2013) [-]
I bet that smells terrible
#75602 - anon
Reply 0
(04/17/2013) [-]
i think that female teachers should be removed from middle school do to the fact i wantend to fuck all of them
#75607 to #75602 - fuckdisshit
Reply +7
(04/18/2013) [-]
you should see the state of some of the teachers I had and you'd take that back
#75593 - digitalphantom
Reply 0
(04/17/2013) [-]
Hey, so im a senior in high school, 6'4", Nice, Skinny and (my opinion) funny.
So why cant i get a date?
Pic related its me.
http://i.imgur.com/21dK25a.png
(I cant post pictures)
#75680 to #75593 - anon
Reply 0
(04/18/2013) [-]
Don't worry, you're perfectly fine look-wise and you seem to be a nice enough person. From a girl's point of view I think you should go for the kind of back-swept hair kind of look, maybe something like this - You need to login to view this link 2012.jpg

Also, it's fine to wear those kinds of T-shirts but just remember that if you're doing something nice, or you want to impress a girl - maybe you should try and dress up a little. I'm not talking about a blazer and tie or anything, just maybe something a bit more with the fashion. Hopefully things like this won't matter if you find the right girl but if you have the right image you will feel more confident and can feel better about yourself. :)
#75661 to #75593 - weenieandthebutt
Reply 0
(04/18/2013) [-]
Hmmm your head's a bit too round, try growing out your hair. Something about your expression that doesn't give out that vibe of confidence. Then again, photos don't necessarily tell you everything about a particular person.
#75636 to #75593 - javidolly
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#75630 to #75593 - Metallicock
Reply 0
(04/18/2013) [-]
-try styling your hair, or cutting it neater
-dress a little nicer (stick to neutral colors)
-make yourself approachable
-confidence (easily simulated by practicing good posture and walking with purpose)
-smile!
#75626 to #75593 - anon
Reply 0
(04/18/2013) [-]
you look kind of like a really butchy lesbian

im so sorryyyy
#75621 to #75593 - birdss
Reply +1
(04/18/2013) [-]
> Why can't I get a date

Yeh.... let's not ask that question shall we.

- Haircut is weird
- Clothes don't look okay
- Doesn't look like you have any confidence at all.
#75608 to #75593 - fuckdisshit
Reply +2
(04/18/2013) [-]
that looks like some kind of metal band/video game t-shirt chicks are always gonna dig that, especially when its that grotty greenybrown colour
#75637 to #75608 - anonmos
Reply 0
(04/18/2013) [-]
fucker gettin' dem ladies
#75639 to #75637 - fuckdisshit
Reply 0
(04/18/2013) [-]
im basically a pimp
#75640 to #75639 - anonmos
Reply 0
(04/18/2013) [-]
how's shizz with your gf anyways?
#75641 to #75640 - fuckdisshit
Reply 0
(04/18/2013) [-]
ex-girlfriend now haha
#75642 to #75641 - anonmos
Reply 0
(04/18/2013) [-]
already? Fucker, you dog you.
#75643 to #75642 - fuckdisshit
Reply 0
(04/18/2013) [-]
hey, it lasted 4 months! a personal best
#75644 to #75643 - anonmos
Reply 0
(04/18/2013) [-]
That's what you get for choosing the hot ones
#75598 to #75593 - bastille **User deleted account**
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#75594 to #75593 - dumbassvtwo
Reply 0
(04/17/2013) [-]
Try talking to people get friends that can back you up when youre trying to get dates
#75595 to #75594 - digitalphantom
Reply 0
(04/17/2013) [-]
Yeah but like girls like 0 interest
#75596 to #75595 - dumbassvtwo
Reply 0
(04/17/2013) [-]
Well get out there and take an attempt at talking to them because they aren't going to go to you.
#75592 - dumbassvtwo
Reply 0
(04/17/2013) [-]
Hello board first time here, so what exactly goes on here?
#75647 to #75592 - alexanderburns
Reply 0
(04/18/2013) [-]
We eat ice cream and fuck bitches.   
   
/thread
We eat ice cream and fuck bitches.

/thread
#75677 to #75647 - anonmos
Reply 0
(04/18/2013) [-]
You like that gif too much.
#75678 to #75677 - alexanderburns
Reply +1
(04/18/2013) [-]
Perhaps you do not like it enough.
#75609 to #75592 - angelodlt
Reply +1
(04/18/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#75597 to #75592 - bbzz ONLINE
Reply +1
(04/17/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#75585 - rainbowboyviii
Reply 0
(04/17/2013) [-]
What is democracy to you?
#75631 to #75585 - Metallicock
Reply +4
(04/18/2013) [-]
something to do with young men killing each other, I believe. . .
#75606 to #75585 - undyingumbrage
Reply +1
(04/17/2013) [-]
Impossible
#75569 - kamisamamema
Reply 0
(04/17/2013) [-]
Anyone want to play a game of Pokémon TCGO with me?
please im so lonely
#75583 to #75569 - imzero
Reply +1
(04/17/2013) [-]
no
#75893 to #75583 - kamisamamema
Reply 0
(04/21/2013) [-]
oh
#75562 - altairtheassassin
Reply +10
(04/17/2013) [-]
BEING gay/LESBIAN SHOULDN'T BE LEGAL!    
   
   
   
...and nor should it be illegal. Sexuality shouldn't concern the law any more than nationality or religion does. It's an unnecessary debate on equality when society cant even learn to accept other people for their other differences, let alone their sexuality.    
   
Also I find it hypocritical how we can go on all day making fun of blacks, yet you say one wrong thing about a homosexual, and suddenly you're Hitler.    
   
Your thoughts?
BEING gay/LESBIAN SHOULDN'T BE LEGAL!



...and nor should it be illegal. Sexuality shouldn't concern the law any more than nationality or religion does. It's an unnecessary debate on equality when society cant even learn to accept other people for their other differences, let alone their sexuality.

Also I find it hypocritical how we can go on all day making fun of blacks, yet you say one wrong thing about a homosexual, and suddenly you're Hitler.

Your thoughts?
#75589 to #75562 - infamoustrapper
Reply 0
(04/17/2013) [-]
Ok I agree with this but why are you spamming this on all boards?
#75571 to #75562 - anon
Reply 0
(04/17/2013) [-]
im the superior bisexual race

i dont give a shit either way
#75632 to #75571 - Metallicock
Reply 0
(04/18/2013) [-]
You're not superior if you have to remind people of it
#75599 to #75571 - bastille **User deleted account**
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#75565 to #75562 - ljxjlos
Reply +5
(04/17/2013) [-]
I don´t even care, I never got, why anyone would care. Let the gay be gay, let the metros be metro, as long as nobody gets hurt in the process of someone fulfilling his sexuality, I see no reason why he/she shouldn´t do, what he/she wants...
#75561 - anon
Reply 0
(04/17/2013) [-]
So this fucker was found with a pile of dead cats and kittens hiding. It appeared that they were heavily tortured before hand. Ya'll know what to do...

Austin Ryan
1616 Lennox Ave, Lima, OH 45804
567/204/6724
#75622 to #75561 - birdss
Reply +1
(04/18/2013) [-]
I know what to do?
Okay i'll masturbate.
#75533 - shadowmaul
Reply 0
(04/16/2013) [-]
Wish I had a Gamer Girlfriend... anyone else wish they had one?
#75633 to #75533 - Metallicock
Reply 0
(04/18/2013) [-]
I wish I had one that played guitar or bass
#75623 to #75533 - birdss
Reply 0
(04/18/2013) [-]
Ehh what, this is pathetic.
You make me sad
#75578 to #75533 - quincyadam
Reply 0
(04/17/2013) [-]
you are pathetic
#75576 to #75533 - multimedia
Reply 0
(04/17/2013) [-]
I have one. She's cute, loves cuddling, and lives pretty close by (we're both in college)
BE JELLY
#75566 to #75533 - ljxjlos
Reply 0
(04/17/2013) [-]
Definitely not, I already have tons of gamer friends and I don´t want a girlfriend, too, that prefers to stay home and play videogames, instead going out. It´s hard enough with just normal friends... If I was a gamer, myself, though...
#75564 to #75533 - anonmos
Reply 0
(04/17/2013) [-]
But what if you just fall for a non-gamer girl? Would that really be that big of a deal?
#75570 to #75564 - Timmietim
Reply 0
(04/17/2013) [-]
nah.
#75550 to #75533 - basichaharemix
Reply +1
(04/17/2013) [-]
I have one...and she's weird
#75624 to #75550 - birdss
Reply +1
(04/18/2013) [-]
Why would you post her picture just like that...
#75658 to #75624 - basichaharemix
Reply 0
(04/18/2013) [-]
You make it sound like I posted one of her naked...also she's okay with something like this. So what's the problem?
#75567 to #75550 - ljxjlos
Reply 0
(04/17/2013) [-]
She looks exactly like a childhood friend of mine. Even the face she does is the same.
#75552 to #75550 - anon
Reply 0
(04/17/2013) [-]
joke's on you; i still fapped

omg so r4nd0m!1!!1! yeah, fuck you.
#75584 to #75552 - basichaharemix
Reply 0
(04/17/2013) [-]
I mean I have fapped to her as well...she watched me do it in fact
#75646 to #75584 - anon
Reply 0
(04/18/2013) [-]
i to could post a girl i found of google images but i choose not to because i have a life
#75659 to #75646 - basichaharemix
Reply 0
(04/18/2013) [-]
Lol I swear people on FJ get so jealous when a person posts a picture of their boyfriend or girlfriend. But to go on anonymous just to hate on the person? That's just sad. And you say you have life? Worry about yourself man and not others.
#75645 to #75584 - anon
Reply 0
(04/18/2013) [-]
Wow you're so cool.
#75612 to #75584 - angelodlt
Reply 0
(04/18/2013) [-]
Thats hot...










Thats hot...
#75610 to #75584 - angelodlt
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#75539 to #75533 - alexanderburns
Reply 0
(04/16/2013) [-]
I was very, very good virtual friends with a woman for a couple years. Female gamers get hit on by 90% of the Xbox Live community and it isn't fun to listen to. Sure, you get someone cool to play games with but it makes you realise just how stupid most males can be (while thinking that it makes them cool).

Don't hold what people do in their spare time with such high regards and treat gamer girls as you would treat gamer guys. Only attention whores love to be hit on at all times and no worthwhile person is an attention whore.

Why the wish, mang?
#75545 to #75539 - Timmietim
Reply 0
(04/16/2013) [-]
Well i'd just adjust my wish to PC gaming girlfriend
#75546 to #75545 - alexanderburns
Reply 0
(04/16/2013) [-]
Genies don't accept adjustments.
#75547 to #75546 - Timmietim
Reply 0
(04/16/2013) [-]
FUCK
But mostly the reason why i'd want one is because i'd actually have shit to talk about then
#75548 to #75547 - alexanderburns
Reply 0
(04/16/2013) [-]
If you just had more to talk about then you wouldn't have to wish for a girlfriend.
#75549 to #75548 - Timmietim
Reply 0
(04/16/2013) [-]
:(
#75540 to #75539 - shadowmaul
Reply +1
(04/16/2013) [-]
cause man love video games if a girl loved video games too Bahm auto awesome right there shes 50% there to being perfect she just needs to not be huge or crazy or both u would be surprise how many of them are crazy
#75541 to #75540 - alexanderburns
Reply 0
(04/16/2013) [-]
That means that half of the females on this board are 50% perfect. Too bad all them bitches be crazy.

I've talked to about 12 (sooo many) female (current gen) gamers in my life and only one of them was crazy. But some of us were suspicious that she was actually a man.

It sounds like you don't have very high standards. You sure that you could be happy with just somebody who is is just not fat or crazy and plays video games?
#75542 to #75541 - shadowmaul
Reply 0
(04/16/2013) [-]
......yes.....yes i think i could......i mean if shes racist or bitchy then no but if shes normal then yea i guess i dont have very high standards
#75536 to #75533 - Timmietim
Reply 0
(04/16/2013) [-]
>tfw no gf
#75537 to #75536 - shadowmaul
Reply 0
(04/16/2013) [-]
No gf?

I know that feel
#75520 - basichaharemix
Reply 0
(04/16/2013) [-]
Anyone here from New Jersey ? Nope? Well okay...
#75587 to #75520 - fjcookie
Reply 0
(04/17/2013) [-]
hello fellow new jersian
passaic county citizen here x
#75600 to #75587 - basichaharemix
Reply 0
(04/17/2013) [-]
A big sup dawg from Middlesex!
#75616 to #75600 - fjcookie
Reply 0
(04/18/2013) [-]
oh awsome ! (:
#75617 to #75616 - basichaharemix
Reply 0
(04/18/2013) [-]
Real talk! Lol I'm just surprised to be talking to people from New Jersey on FJ. I didn't think it would be so hard to find them...so rare
#75618 to #75617 - fjcookie
Reply 0
(04/18/2013) [-]
haha me too! its weird
#75619 to #75618 - basichaharemix
Reply 0
(04/18/2013) [-]
Then again most people I know who are from New Jersey are kind of ashamed to admit it...I don't blame them
#75692 to #75619 - fjcookie
Reply 0
(04/19/2013) [-]
this is very true lol
#75735 to #75692 - basichaharemix
Reply 0
(04/19/2013) [-]
So how goes it in Passaic?
#75738 to #75735 - fjcookie
Reply 0
(04/19/2013) [-]
depends on where you go actually. it could be super ghetto, really reneck woodsy, and posh lol for the most part though its pretty nice
#75739 to #75738 - basichaharemix
Reply 0
(04/19/2013) [-]
Lol that sounds like you just described my town. One second it's practically India, then it's the deep south, and then random mansions out of nowhere
#75740 to #75739 - fjcookie
Reply 0
(04/19/2013) [-]
Lmfaoo yep basically us too
#75741 to #75740 - basichaharemix
Reply 0
(04/19/2013) [-]
Other than all that my town is very boring. Nothing ever goes on here. Everyone usually goes to Freehold, Manalapan, or East Brunswick if they want to do something
#75742 to #75741 - fjcookie
Reply 0
(04/19/2013) [-]
for us if you wanna do something we go to like Paterson or wayne
#75743 to #75742 - basichaharemix
Reply 0
(04/19/2013) [-]
I've only been to Wayne once and I had no idea where to go lol me and my friends got lost trying to get to a party. We just bummed around there for 2 hours
#75521 to #75520 - undyingumbrage
Reply 0
(04/16/2013) [-]
Union County faggot reporting in
#75523 to #75521 - basichaharemix
Reply 0
(04/16/2013) [-]
Middlesex fag here, how's it going? Over.
#75524 to #75523 - undyingumbrage
Reply 0
(04/16/2013) [-]
Everything's pretty thug here. Just got back from sports at school. Listening to nightcore remixes of music in my room right now, and I'm probably gonna play some TF2 in a while. How's Middlesex? Over.
#75525 to #75524 - basichaharemix
Reply 0
(04/16/2013) [-]
Middlesex is how you would expect it, drugs and extremely loose girls. All that and I'm not getting any of it. Over.
#75526 to #75525 - undyingumbrage
Reply 0
(04/16/2013) [-]
Lucky you! Here in my town, most of the girls are either prudes, or disgusting psycho bitches with repulsive personalities. Drugs, hell, I'd say about 40% of my grade does that (not including alcohol).
Yep, not getting any of those either haha. Over.
#75527 to #75526 - undyingumbrage
Reply 0
(04/16/2013) [-]
(implying I'd want any of those trash hoes)
#75528 to #75527 - basichaharemix
Reply 0
(04/16/2013) [-]
Today in school was rad. Apparently this girl in my grade took naked pictures of herself and one of my friends got a hold of it and sent it to me. Fucking nice. Over.
#75529 to #75528 - undyingumbrage
Reply 0
(04/16/2013) [-]
Damn, I hope she's over 18. If she ain't, your friend might get royally screwed over for distribution of Cheese Pizza. Of course, the semi-new ultra strict anti-bullying laws don't help with this.
(Side note, the anti-bullying laws are a pain in the ass. I got two four-hour Saturday detentions for a prank call. Hell, I didn't even know four hours existed until I got them from that horse shit! 7 times out of 10 they seem to hurt us more than help us.)
Over.
#75530 to #75529 - basichaharemix
Reply 0
(04/16/2013) [-]
I don't care if I get a detention for having this girl's tits on my phone. They are just spectacular. It's worth it. care to see? Over.
#75531 to #75530 - undyingumbrage
Reply 0
(04/16/2013) [-]
Eh, sure, why not?
Over.
#75538 to #75531 - basichaharemix
Reply 0
(04/16/2013) [-]
Check your inbox. Over
#75517 - undyingumbrage
Reply 0
(04/16/2013) [-]
Is this the place where I can get Internet friends?

I want to get some Internet friends...
#75649 to #75634 - undyingumbrage
Reply 0
(04/18/2013) [-]
Woohoo let's be friends dood
#75588 to #75517 - fjcookie
Reply 0
(04/17/2013) [-]
hey can i be a friend too
#75605 to #75588 - undyingumbrage
Reply 0
(04/17/2013) [-]
The more the merrier homeboy
The more the merrier homeboy
#75558 to #75517 - kanayamaryam
Reply 0
(04/17/2013) [-]
I'll be your friend Caliborn
#75575 to #75558 - undyingumbrage
Reply 0
(04/17/2013) [-]
We will be the best of friends
#75577 to #75575 - kanayamaryam
Reply 0
(04/17/2013) [-]
Yes good.
Yes good.
#75580 to #75579 - kanayamaryam
Reply 0
(04/17/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#75603 to #75580 - undyingumbrage
Reply 0
(04/17/2013) [-]
Realtalk homeboy, I actually have a severe lack of HS reaction images that can be put to practical use. Do you have any you use often?
#75604 to #75603 - kanayamaryam
Reply 0
(04/17/2013) [-]
I've got 1000+
Any specific situations/characters you want?
#75737 to #75604 - undyingumbrage
Reply 0
(04/19/2013) [-]
Dave! Dave! Dave!
Every single picture you've got!
#75532 to #75517 - fuckdisshit
Reply 0
(04/16/2013) [-]
do you even blue?
#75534 to #75532 - undyingumbrage
Reply 0
(04/16/2013) [-]
I had an old account acc. from months before brony Thread #1 (which evolved into #s 2-14,000 or something before arriving to the current unnumbered one the hoofmen use today)
Since then, I've forgotten the log-in info.
#75535 to #75534 - fuckdisshit
Reply +1
(04/16/2013) [-]
k
#75554 to #75535 - sheepysquirrel
Reply 0
(04/17/2013) [-]
My name is bluer than yours.
#75509 - freespeech
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#75495 - wretchedlarva
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#75586 to #75495 - giuetta
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#75582 to #75495 - scandinavianpedo
Reply 0
(04/17/2013) [-]
<----
#75508 to #75495 - ninetwenty
Reply 0
(04/16/2013) [-]
I'm from Norway. What's up?
#75507 to #75495 - anon
Reply 0
(04/16/2013) [-]
I'm Norwegian
#75496 to #75495 - medewu
Reply 0
(04/16/2013) [-]
^This very much so.
#75497 to #75496 - wretchedlarva
Reply 0
(04/16/2013) [-]
are you Norwegian?
#75498 to #75497 - medewu
Reply 0
(04/16/2013) [-]
No sadly, I have a friend that is Norwegian and I've been trying to get him help me move out there with the customs rules regulations and such.
#75499 to #75498 - wretchedlarva
Reply 0
(04/16/2013) [-]
Norway sounds FUCKING. AWESOME.
#75500 to #75499 - medewu
Reply 0
(04/16/2013) [-]
Me and my pal have been talking about it now for like 3 years or so, a lot of shit you have to do to get citizenship there though.
#75501 to #75500 - wretchedlarva
Reply 0
(04/16/2013) [-]
Like what?
#75502 to #75501 - medewu
Reply 0
(04/16/2013) [-]
Know the language, 700 hours in class time of Norwegian history, and such
#75504 to #75502 - wretchedlarva
Reply 0
(04/16/2013) [-]
700 hours in class time? dafuq
#75505 to #75504 - medewu
Reply 0
(04/16/2013) [-]
yeah, that's what I was reading on one of their official sites about citizenship, but the class time can be spaced out and done while living there.
#75518 to #75505 - percioz
Reply 0
(04/16/2013) [-]
Or just marry a slag and divorce her.
#75551 to #75518 - medewu
Reply 0
(04/17/2013) [-]
Well yes, that also does work.
#75492 - thedudeistheman ONLINE
Reply 0
(04/16/2013) [-]
My school got evacuated for a bomb threat today. Happen to anyone else recently?
#75591 to #75492 - infamoustrapper
Reply 0
(04/17/2013) [-]
Where was that?
#75614 to #75591 - thedudeistheman ONLINE
Reply 0
(04/18/2013) [-]
New Jersey and Pennsylvania. Bomb threats in schools all over the state of NJ, one or two places in PA.
#75568 to #75492 - ljxjlos
Reply 0
(04/17/2013) [-]
Luckily enough, stuff like this never happens in my area.
#75573 to #75568 - thedudeistheman ONLINE
Reply 0
(04/17/2013) [-]
This is pretty recent stuff for me, so it's a little strange. A few months ago there was a threat at the middle school. I mean, the worst thing that had ever happened around here (that I can remember) was a potential gas leak that caused an evacuation. I hope in the future that things like this stop happening anywhere.
#75574 to #75573 - ljxjlos
Reply 0
(04/17/2013) [-]
Well, I live in a rural area in Germany, so it would be weird to have bomb warnings and stuff, but I can imagine how this is annoying
#75506 to #75492 - smashingprodigy
Reply 0
(04/16/2013) [-]
It wasn't a bomb threat, but my university had everyone on lockdown this past friday because a few people supposedly saw a guy with a rifle. I'm pretty sure someone mistook the item he was holding for a rifle.
#75511 to #75506 - thedudeistheman ONLINE
Reply 0
(04/16/2013) [-]
Supposedly the note was written by another Hitler-praiser and they were trying to celebrate his birthday a few days too early. It ended up being a hoax (thankfully).
#75544 to #75511 - smashingprodigy
Reply 0
(04/16/2013) [-]
That's good to know. You think they'll be caught?
#75553 to #75544 - thedudeistheman ONLINE
Reply 0
(04/17/2013) [-]
I think so. The kid who found the note got called in for investigation, and apparently they're working on figuring out who it was.

What happened with the supposed rifleman at your university?
#75557 to #75553 - smashingprodigy
Reply 0
(04/17/2013) [-]
I hope the dude gets caught. He may not have hurt anyone, but he scared a lot of people.

As for my university, I think it was a huge misunderstanding. Classes resumed that same day around 2 pm. The "rifleman" was supposedly spotted at 9:30 am, so I think a few people were quick to jump to the conclusion that it was a potential school shooting. No one got hurt and no one was caught.
#75572 to #75557 - thedudeistheman ONLINE
Reply 0
(04/17/2013) [-]
That's good. It's better to have a misunderstanding in that situation than to think it's nothing and regret it later.

Yeah, I hope so too. They put the school into a "Code Yellow" (you have to lock your door, but you can continue doing whatever you were doing, and nobody can leave the room) at first, but police cars started showing up and we were moved outside after 30 minutes or so.
#75468 - fuckdisshit
Reply 0
(04/16/2013) [-]
need to win an argument, can anyone remember seeing content/remember the name (of it or the creature) a while ago about myth creatures or something where they said there was a pterodyactl like bird in africa ?
#75472 to #75468 - vivapinatapro
Reply +2
(04/16/2013) [-]
Kongamato
#75478 to #75472 - fuckdisshit
Reply +1
(04/16/2013) [-]
aaaaah thank you !
#75466 - vivapinatapro
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(04/16/2013) [-]
So, who is cool on social board? And who is not cool on social board?
So, who is cool on social board? And who is not cool on social board?
#75613 to #75466 - angelodlt
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(04/18/2013) [-]
i have gf i cool
#75601 to #75466 - bastille **User deleted account**
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#75556 to #75466 - sheepysquirrel
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(04/17/2013) [-]
I used to browse here and post more but most people from the fj tinychat will say the other people from the funnyjunk tinychat are cool.
#75555 to #75466 - kabageguy
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(04/17/2013) [-]
I enjoy dicks
#75503 to #75466 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE
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(04/16/2013) [-]
Hurleysurferfaggot, reporting.
#75488 to #75466 - Timmietim
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(04/16/2013) [-]
I'm a fag
#75473 to #75466 - samxdaxman
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(04/16/2013) [-]
Everyone here is a faggot.
#75475 to #75473 - masquerain
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#75477 to #75475 - samxdaxman
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(04/16/2013) [-]
Thanks, faggot.
#75474 to #75473 - vivapinatapro
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(04/16/2013) [-]
hue

#75465 - angelodlt
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(04/16/2013) [-]
I just got done reading a book by Stephen king that i started reading two days ago called Cell.
Its three in the morning where i live and ,frankly, I'm terrified of owning a cell phone now and i cant sleep.... Now i just felt like talking about it on FunnyJunk for some reason.
#75450 - pmilooo
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(04/16/2013) [-]
Random Questions because I'm bored. Please feel free to answer any.
1) If you were to become a serial killer what would your weapon of choice be?
2) If you could change your name to anything what would you change it to?
3) Who was the last person you punched? how old were you and for what reason?
4) When was the last time you threw up (was sick)?
5) For would reason would you go far enough to kill someone?
6) Would you rather spend 50 years in prison or die?
7) If you could make any famous person never be able to speak or communicate in any way who would it be?
#75625 to #75450 - birdss
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(04/18/2013) [-]
1) My hands.
2) Angry Black man
3) My dad, 17, for fun
4) 2 weeks ago
5) For excitement
6) 50 year in prison.
7) Obama, because he''s black.
#75590 to #75450 - dumbassvtwo
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(04/17/2013) [-]
1) If you were to become a serial killer what would your weapon of choice be?
a slightly dull rusty knife
2) If you could change your name to anything what would you change it to?
I would change it to Dont know so people would go "whats your name" then i can respond "I DONT KNOW" i proceed to have a mental break down before showing them proof
3) Who was the last person you punched? how old were you and for what reason?
Some fat fuck Im not giving his name out i was 1 year younger and it was because he was being a smelly bitch and attempted to kick my scrotum (this was during school time)
4) When was the last time you threw up (was sick)?
Dont have a fucking clue
5) For would reason would you go far enough to kill someone?
i would give a serious threat but i doubt i would kill someone
6) Would you rather spend 50 years in prison or die?
i would die becuase by the time i leave (that is if i spend the full time) i would be old and it wouldnt be worth it
7) If you could make any famous person never be able to speak or communicate in any way who would it be? either niki minage (not bothering to spell her name right becuase fuck it) or JB becuase hes a little shit
#75519 to #75450 - percioz
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(04/16/2013) [-]
1) If you were to become a serial killer what would your weapon of choice be?
A bo or hammer and nails.
2) If you could change your name to anything what would you change it to?
Percioz McLovin
3) Who was the last person you punched? how old were you and for what reason?
I punched a friend of mine jokingly because she didn't give my number to hot chicks.
4) When was the last time you threw up (was sick)?
idk around 1 year ago
5) For would reason would you go far enough to kill someone?
Doubt it.
6) Would you rather spend 50 years in prison or die?
50 years in prison
7) If you could make any famous person never be able to speak or communicate in any way who would it be?
Justin Bieber, as mentioned before he's a idiot.
#75493 to #75450 - iwanttousenumbers
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(04/16/2013) [-]
1)Vernier Caliper
2)Bob
3)Dan, 19, I was drunk and his roommate told us to fight. Apparently he just meant wrestle. Whatever
4)Friday night/Saturday morning
5)Not sure. Self defense I guess
6)Die
7)Justin Beiber. Not because of his music, because he's a fucking idiot
#75485 to #75450 - popperz
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(04/16/2013) [-]
1) loveyameanish 's boobs
2) Probably my nickname.
3)Baylee, 17, She was being a cunt.
4) Two years ago ish?
5) I don't know. Has many deciding factors. Like who, what, when, where and if I am in a bad mood.
6) Die.
7) Lucas Cruikshank.
#75486 to #75485 - loveyameanish
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(04/16/2013) [-]
y u do dis poopy
#75487 to #75486 - popperz
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(04/16/2013) [-]
Because they are weapons of breast destruction.   
   
AND REASONS   
   
&gt;Poopy
Because they are weapons of breast destruction.

AND REASONS

>Poopy
#75483 to #75450 - mykoira
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(04/16/2013) [-]
1. a great sword
2. Christian (no last name)
3. myself? can't remember i was angry
4. 3 years ago
5. to save more than one mans life
6. prison. prisons are where i live like free hotel suites where you cannot leave (like hotel california)
7. the idiot from jersey shore whos name i can't remember (thank god)
#75491 to #75483 - anonmos
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#75482 to #75450 - hockeykicksass ONLINE
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(04/16/2013) [-]
1) a sword
2) Vladimir Bobrovsky (long story)
3) my roommate, it was yesterday and i did it because we were having a punch each other in the shoulder until someone bitches out contest (i won)
4) i really cant remember its been a while
5) if they were threatening to kill/seriously harm me or loved ones
6) 50 years in prison
7) bill maher, he fucking pisses me off
#75481 to #75450 - theroflcer
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(04/16/2013) [-]
1) Store bought Samurai Sword
2) Vladimir Phantom (Not sure why I like the name Vladimir)
3) Some irritating girl in the 9th grade.
4) About 3 months ago
5) To Save another life
6) Prison, there can be benefits being in a rough environment and being an atheist I believe life is limited, so death is out of the question.
7) Nikki Minaj.
#75480 to #75450 - revorce
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(04/16/2013) [-]
1) Hydrogen cyanide
2) Nemo
3)Some cunt bully after 5 years of bullying, I was 13
4) Threw up in summer at a bad party
5) If I could get away with it for any profit
6) Die
7) Obama
#75469 to #75450 - festbreeder
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(04/16/2013) [-]
1) A sock.
2) I have actually thought about this for a long time. I would change it to Dragon if I could.
3) I don't know.
4) About a month ago.
5) If they manage to piss me off, they should die.
6) Prison. It'd be kinda cool to be like "I spent 50 years inside". People would be scared.
7) Kesha. Or whatever the fuck her name is.
#75467 to #75450 - loveyameanish
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(04/16/2013) [-]
1) I feel as though a knife would be best
2) I'unno, my name's k I guess. There are no names I like enough to desperately want to change my name to it.
3) My brother Glenn. Was punching and kicking me n' shit.
4) Yesterday
5) If I could get away with it, a fuck ton of reasons.
6) Die
7) Ed Sheeran. Ginger prick. If he couldn't speak then I wouldn't have to hear any more of his depressing ass songs.
#75470 to #75467 - festbreeder
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(04/16/2013) [-]
If my brother was named Glenn, I would punch him too.
#75463 to #75450 - anonmos
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(04/16/2013) [-]
1. Some sort of poison
2. Probably something much more normal and boring like Maria or some shit.
3. Think it was the boy nextdoors. I was 12 and he picked on my little sister.
4. A month ago I think.
5. I can't imagine a situation like that.
6. Die
7. Kanye West. Shit would be hilarious, him getting all angry when he can't communicate.
#75462 to #75450 - ljxjlos
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(04/16/2013) [-]
1) Sword or Spear because those are the only weapons I can use
2) Túrin ...or Adolf, just to fulfill some german clichee
3) Some drunkard and his friends, that were looking for a fight in my favorite bar, attacked a Girl and destroyed expensive stuff.
4) right now
5) I think, if I could get away with it, there would be way, way to many reasons for me to kill
6) Dunno, what kind of prison? American? or one of those incredibly luxurious scandinavian ones?
7) I have no Idea.
#75459 to #75450 - haydn
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(04/16/2013) [-]
1) Knife (True Manc)
2) Something that would have a sick signature
3) Some random lad in a kebab house a couple of months ago
4) Actually not vommed in a while surprisingly, used to puke constant from drinking
5) If they killed one of my family
6) Depends on how I could handle prison
7) Jeremy Kyle, guy's a mad gimp.
#75458 to #75450 - medewu
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(04/16/2013) [-]
1) A Carrot.
2)I like my real name, have not met a single person with it.
3) Ryan, I was 15 high school bully I got fed up with his shit and knocked out 3 teeth. was suspended.
4)Have not been sick (actually sick) in like 3 years or so?
5) Self Defense, Protection, hurting someone I love, if I was ordered to.
6) I choose Death.
7) Hard to say really, I don't pay attention to many famous people who run there gums... most of the time all they say is bullshit or lies. so why bother.
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#75456 to #75450 - hashketchum **User deleted account**
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(04/16/2013) [-]
1) MY FUCKING BEAR HANDS
2) Maximonius
3) Last time I punched someone in an actual fight was when I was 14, the mothafucka pushed me. I pushed him first but still
4) Years. Like at least 4
5) Dont know really. Wouldn't take much though
6) Die
7) Nancy Grace or Rob Dyrdek
#75453 to #75450 - pmilooo
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(04/16/2013) [-]
Forgot to do mine.
1) Knife
2) Max
3) Some random person, football (Soccer) match his team lost he was a sore loser, 13 or 14
4) Over 2 years ago
5) Tried killing me or family/friends
6)Die
7) Piers Morgan (This guy is the biggest cunt ever)
#75451 to #75450 - Metallicock
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(04/16/2013) [-]
1. Chainsaw (if I wasn't worried about being caught)
2. I would keep my name
3. My brother. I was probably 15 and I don't remember
4. About 3 months ago
5. They try to kill me
6. Die
7. Kim Jong Un (the North Korea guy)
#75449 - pmilooo
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(04/16/2013) [-]
got to be awake in 3 hours, should I try to sleep or just stay away for it?
#75452 to #75449 - Metallicock
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(04/16/2013) [-]
stay awake, keep moving
#75442 - ihadtopickaname
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(04/16/2013) [-]
So guys, I'm keepin up with the death count(on camera) for this season of Defiance.After this first episode, the death count was 27 people, one chair, and the rest of a fucking army.