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#75852 - stringfingerable
Reply +2
(04/21/2013) [-]
Guys, I gotta say today was a good birthday. My brother took me to the range to shoot some shit.
#75844 - misticalz
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(04/21/2013) [-]
Can anyone interpret this dream I had.
#75857 to #75844 - happypancake
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(04/21/2013) [-]
I'll give it a damn good try. Sleepy, though, so I might have to come back to it.
#75849 to #75844 - medewu ONLINE
Reply 0
(04/21/2013) [-]
Yes.
#75846 to #75844 - dumerveil
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#75847 to #75846 - misticalz
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(04/21/2013) [-]
pls.
pls.
#75848 to #75847 - dumerveil
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#75840 - killerblue
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(04/21/2013) [-]
#75836 - ariscorp
Reply 0
(04/21/2013) [-]
its still 420 somewhere on earth - www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhRWOuFx9OE#t=0m40s this is for those places.
#75839 to #75836 - boatsandhos
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(04/21/2013) [-]
lol wut
#75827 - nagas
Reply 0
(04/20/2013) [-]
Anybody who have the picture of a girl holding a sodacan with her breast?
#75828 to #75827 - Timmietim ONLINE
Reply 0
(04/20/2013) [-]
yes
#75829 to #75828 - nagas
Reply 0
(04/20/2013) [-]
Can you give me it? :)
#75830 to #75829 - Timmietim ONLINE
Reply 0
(04/20/2013) [-]
idunno
#75831 to #75830 - nagas
Reply 0
(04/20/2013) [-]
pleeaaaseeeee. Be nice to me
#75832 to #75831 - Timmietim ONLINE
Reply +1
(04/20/2013) [-]
lol jk
#75833 to #75832 - nagas
Reply 0
(04/20/2013) [-]
do you have it or not?
#75834 to #75833 - Timmietim ONLINE
Reply +2
(04/21/2013) [-]
maybe
#75874 to #75834 - anonmos
Reply 0
(04/21/2013) [-]
master trole
#75876 to #75874 - Timmietim ONLINE
Reply +1
(04/21/2013) [-]
u le know it
#75841 to #75826 - misticalz
Reply 0
(04/21/2013) [-]
inb4 show on TLC.
#75842 to #75841 - logickid
Reply 0
(04/21/2013) [-]
You mean this piece of shit channel is a TV show?

I hope to god your joking.
#75843 to #75842 - misticalz
Reply 0
(04/21/2013) [-]
I never said it was
I was saying in before it gets a show on TLC.
#75845 to #75843 - logickid
Reply 0
(04/21/2013) [-]
THATS AS BAD AS IT BEING A SHOW
#75825 - tredbear
Reply 0
(04/20/2013) [-]
You need to login to view this link is my Minecraft server if you want to join
#75810 - ScottP
Reply 0
(04/20/2013) [-]
Am I the only one who is getting annoyed at all these "Gonna' smoke weed lololol #swag" posts on Facebook today?
#75858 to #75810 - happypancake
Reply 0
(04/21/2013) [-]
I went to my local 420 (after having quit recently - lot of self discovery and change and positivity, need to know who I am without the drug, y'know?), sober as fuck, loved every second (apart from the people I came with, they were boring as fuck and sat on the outskirts in their unsociable little circle) went to the centre of the activity and found all my true friends there in quick succession. Made some new ones, too.

Long story short, I decided to look at the clock after a period of sleep restlessness and it was bang-on 04:20. Made me smile.

People need to see 420 as a worldwide counter-culture festival (and the day police turn a blind eye), not just an excuse to go HURR DURR 420BLAZEIT, which sadly I don't think the slightly-younger-than-me generation understand. Sigh. Rant over.
#75838 to #75810 - mondominiman ONLINE
Reply 0
(04/21/2013) [-]
I have no friends who smoke weed and the ones that do don't post that and the ones that do post that I probably already have blocked.
#75816 to #75810 - infamoustrapper
Reply 0
(04/20/2013) [-]
I honestly have no facebook posts that say that. I'm actually very surprised
#75814 to #75810 - anon
Reply 0
(04/20/2013) [-]
The only thing I'm rolling is out of bed,
and that might not even happen.
#75813 to #75810 - alexanderburns ONLINE
Reply 0
(04/20/2013) [-]
You're the only one who doesn't 420-blaze-it who decided to torture himself with Facebook today.
#75809 - bastille **User deleted account**
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#75877 to #75809 - ljxjlos
Reply 0
(04/21/2013) [-]
Who´s this? I still couldn´t afford all the books and I want to read them, before I watch the series...
#75884 to #75877 - bastille **User deleted account**
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#75889 to #75884 - ljxjlos
Reply 0
(04/21/2013) [-]
I´ve read up to volume 4, I just want to know which character he is...seeing his crown and emblem, he should be a baratheon. Renly? He looks to soft to be Stannis...
#75891 to #75889 - bastille **User deleted account**
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#75873 to #75809 - anon
Reply 0
(04/21/2013) [-]
Spoiler: He's gay.
#75812 to #75809 - anonmos
Reply 0
(04/20/2013) [-]
Just wait for it.
#75822 to #75812 - bastille **User deleted account**
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#75806 - samxdaxman
Reply 0
(04/20/2013) [-]
Hey guys. I'm in Michigan now visiting a friend with nowhere else to go. They just left me to go get a haircut and she has to work from 4-10:30. This is the last full day I'm gonna be at her house and she's gonna be gone for half the day. Whatsup with you guys?
TL;DR friend is gone for half the day, I'm bored, whatsup with y'all?
#75804 - fukkenbisharp
Reply -2
(04/20/2013) [-]
Hey everybody I'm a retard and I'm spreading my stain of extreme stupidity
#75789 - derpityhurr
Reply -5
(04/20/2013) [-]
#75780 - amissingmouse
Reply 0
(04/20/2013) [-]
Hey guys.
I've not been here for a while,
but yeah. So what's the community in the social board now? Before it was dusters, and etc.
#75859 to #75780 - happypancake
Reply 0
(04/21/2013) [-]
Only just joined social board, what are dusters?
#75892 to #75859 - dusters
Reply 0
(04/21/2013) [-]
That would be me, hello.
#75875 to #75859 - anonmos
Reply 0
(04/21/2013) [-]
Dusters is this french faggot who everyone loves and hates at the same time.
#75906 to #75875 - happypancake
Reply 0
(04/22/2013) [-]
( Please dont hate the French, even if you hate this individual. )
#75947 to #75906 - anonmos
Reply 0
(04/22/2013) [-]
Oh I don't hate the french and I don't hate pold that much either. We're just related.
#75894 to #75875 - dusters
Reply +1
(04/21/2013) [-]
<3 luv u lots bby grl !!!
#75835 to #75780 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE
Reply 0
(04/21/2013) [-]
I joined, much to everyone's utter disapproval.

And i'd like to think of myself as the newest one in the actual group..... idk about the board but definitely on the tinychat group.
#75824 to #75780 - kabageguy
Reply 0
(04/20/2013) [-]
Hey!
#75803 to #75780 - TheseChocodiles
Reply 0
(04/20/2013) [-]
I mostly just lurk
#75792 to #75780 - birdss
Reply 0
(04/20/2013) [-]
I'M STILL HERE. eventhough you didn't mention me.
#75808 to #75792 - desdemona
Reply 0
(04/20/2013) [-]
no 1 likes u birds
#75837 to #75808 - birdss
Reply 0
(04/21/2013) [-]
omg noooo
#75793 to #75792 - amissingmouse
Reply 0
(04/20/2013) [-]
Aww. I'm sorry
#75794 to #75793 - birdss
Reply 0
(04/20/2013) [-]
Too late, I'm crying.
#75795 to #75794 - amissingmouse
Reply 0
(04/20/2013) [-]
You'll live.
#75796 to #75795 - birdss
Reply 0
(04/20/2013) [-]
Not if I'll kill myself.
#75797 to #75796 - amissingmouse
Reply 0
(04/20/2013) [-]
Eh, what doesn't kill you only makes you stronger.
#75798 to #75797 - birdss
Reply 0
(04/20/2013) [-]
love me pls.
#75799 to #75798 - amissingmouse
Reply 0
(04/20/2013) [-]
Lolno.
#75800 to #75799 - birdss
Reply 0
(04/20/2013) [-]
My life is over now.
#75807 to #75800 - undyingumbrage
Reply 0
(04/20/2013) [-]
I can love you birdss
#75790 to #75780 - infamoustrapper
Reply +1
(04/20/2013) [-]
People keep coming in and asking that same question. That is the community now.
#75785 to #75780 - anon
Reply 0
(04/20/2013) [-]
You're a cunt
#75786 to #75785 - amissingmouse
Reply 0
(04/20/2013) [-]
Thanks. :)
#75787 to #75786 - anon
Reply 0
(04/20/2013) [-]
Try to an hero more plox
#75788 to #75787 - amissingmouse
Reply 0
(04/20/2013) [-]
It's very nice you're calling me a cunt. I appreciate it. :)
#75805 to #75788 - anon
Reply 0
(04/20/2013) [-]
You should work out more often tho
#75781 to #75780 - dusters
Reply 0
(04/20/2013) [-]
I'm still here, so are all the etc.
#75782 to #75781 - amissingmouse
Reply 0
(04/20/2013) [-]
Ahhh, okay. So where are all the etcs?
#75783 to #75782 - dusters
Reply +1
(04/20/2013) [-]
On the chat, sleeping or doing stuff irl.
#75784 to #75783 - amissingmouse
Reply 0
(04/20/2013) [-]
fun. :)
#75779 - toxicskull
Reply 0
(04/20/2013) [-]
www.facebook.com/pages/Finn-The-Fucking-Human/533871666664401?ref=hl
Looking for a few DJ 4DM1Ns for my page?
It's not much but it would mean something to get this page to grow into a big social media y'know ^^
#75771 - friednazi
Reply +1
(04/20/2013) [-]
ITT: Dreams you had.

The setup.

Everyone has a strange form of dementia, and it is only I and a few other people who don't have it. The victims initially come off as normal, but over time it gets worse. They start to say things that are very out of character, and sometimes act violently then resume what they were doing as if nothing had happened. Most of the world had it. Some stood motionless; some formed strange cults, gangs, groups of all kinds. Some of the able-minded took advantage of these victims. One man took over and arena and ushered the victims in. They didn't know better. Once they were in, he would have another victim get on an anti-aircraft machine gun and tear the others to shreds with it. At one point I was forced to participate in this. The victims began to get a strange appearance. At first it just looks like decay of the skin, but it was more like dried out. If you safely caught a glimpse of a victim, their skin had become so dried out that any minor movement tore the skin. Many had tears alongside of their mouths from talking, and their hands were raw. However, it seemed as if they had no self-awareness.
#75863 to #75771 - anon
Reply 0
(04/21/2013) [-]
Lately ive been having dreams about me sucking my own dick. I don't understand why.


(Note: Posting as anon cause of shame)
#75802 to #75771 - nim
Reply +1
(04/20/2013) [-]
I've had a lot of frequent vivid, crazy dreams. Here's my favorite.    
So I'm an assassin. creeping through the streets at night being sneaky as fuck. I have to kill this guy. When I spot him I get ready for a badass air assassination. When I miss and land on the ground. I swear I actually feel the force on my chest and I feel winded. He sees me and runs like a faggot. I get up and chase him but I can't see. Wtf? Like I can't actually see where I'm going and I trip again. I am the shittiest assassin ever. Somehow I'm able to see again and I manage to track him down to a farm. There he is in the barn. The farmer is growing mushrooms. like no animals or plants, just mushrooms. So my target starts eating them. He chokes and dies. Why did I sit and wait and not kill him? Again, I am the shittiest assassin. The farmer takes the body and tuns it into fertilizer (Because that's exactly how that works) for his mushrooms. Some shit happens that I don't remember then I wake up feeling extremely tired.
I've had a lot of frequent vivid, crazy dreams. Here's my favorite.
So I'm an assassin. creeping through the streets at night being sneaky as fuck. I have to kill this guy. When I spot him I get ready for a badass air assassination. When I miss and land on the ground. I swear I actually feel the force on my chest and I feel winded. He sees me and runs like a faggot. I get up and chase him but I can't see. Wtf? Like I can't actually see where I'm going and I trip again. I am the shittiest assassin ever. Somehow I'm able to see again and I manage to track him down to a farm. There he is in the barn. The farmer is growing mushrooms. like no animals or plants, just mushrooms. So my target starts eating them. He chokes and dies. Why did I sit and wait and not kill him? Again, I am the shittiest assassin. The farmer takes the body and tuns it into fertilizer (Because that's exactly how that works) for his mushrooms. Some shit happens that I don't remember then I wake up feeling extremely tired.
#75801 to #75771 - misticalz
Reply +1
(04/20/2013) [-]
This one time in my dream    
My friend was on the sidewalk naked and I was just standing there doing nothing.   
Then she took a pink jelly dildo out of her pussy.   
and then i had to help her do it because she couldn't for some reason.   
Then I said &quot;Ok, let's go now.&quot;   
Iunno where we were going    
but then the dream ended.
This one time in my dream
My friend was on the sidewalk naked and I was just standing there doing nothing.
Then she took a pink jelly dildo out of her pussy.
and then i had to help her do it because she couldn't for some reason.
Then I said "Ok, let's go now."
Iunno where we were going
but then the dream ended.

#75818 to #75801 - misticalz
Reply 0
(04/20/2013) [-]
Guise what does my dream mean.
Guise what does my dream mean.
#75861 to #75818 - happypancake
Reply 0
(04/21/2013) [-]
My personal interpretation of this is that you have sexual feelings for her, but also a very intimate and close relationship (I.e. helping her out in a time of need), and this dream was your brain's way of exploring these feelings. (This dream gave me a happy/casual feeling... correct?)
I think you woke up because you were like 'wtf brain, that's enough for tonight'

Hm, idk.
#75772 to #75771 - friednazi
Reply +1
(04/20/2013) [-]
The Story

I woke up in a house I didn't recognize. I walked down the stairs slowly then peeked around the edge of the wall. I saw someone sitting in a recliner, and I noticed it was my uncle. I came over to him and greeted him. He told me to keep my voice down and he briefed me on what's happening to the world. He told me that he and I are clear minded, but we should be careful of each other, because we do not know what causes the dementia. He told me to go load my revolver (Nagant revolver, ammo isn't common). My uncle said that if he acted violently towards me that I should shoot him. I told him I understand, and I went up the stairs to get a good look of where I am and what our situation is. I walked into the room where I woke up from, and door slammed shut violently behind me. I quickly turned around, and there was a dog sitting on the floor in front of the door. I fell down onto my back, and my vision dotted, spun, and blurred. I blacked out for a minute, but when I came to, there was no dog and the door was open. I realized I'd begun to lose my mind. I ran downstairs to check on my uncle, and he was talking to himself in the middle of the living room. I called to him and he snapped out of it, then he looked at me realizing what has happened. The doorbell rang, so we went to the window to see who it was. It was my aunt, and of course my uncle wanted to go greet her. But I could see an empty stare in her eyes, and the dried decay look around her face. I told my uncle that it is not my aunt's sould in that woman, and she is a danger. We agreed we should not let her in. She eventually went away. A while later I noticed that whenever I tried to have a conversation with my uncle, my vision would blur and spin, and I would lose control of what I was saying , although I don't remember what I was saying.
#75773 to #75772 - friednazi
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(04/20/2013) [-]
Later (I don't konw if it was days our hours), my sister and two of her friends showed up. They said they were clear-minded and looking for refuge. I told them that we must not stay here if safety is what we want. We all got in the van they had taken to get here, as well as my uncle, who is losing his mind as I am, but has yet to cause harm. We started to drive towards the countryside. On the way, one of my sisters friends noticed the outline of my revolver under my suit jacket. She said only thugs carry guns. I told her that it's for protection. I don't know why, but this stood out to me. Eventually, we ran into a long line of the mindless standing in the road. There was one man in front of them, evil looking with a grin instead of a smile. He had his rifle pointed towards our van, and although I too had a weapon, there was no way I could draw fast enough. He demanded that we get out and follow him to his arena. There he showed me his arena full of the victims, who didn't know better. He told me to get on the AA gun and kill the people. There were easily over 100 victims in there.
#75774 to #75773 - friednazi
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(04/20/2013) [-]
t on the AA gun and kill the people. There were easily over 100 victims in there. He said if I killed them, he'd let us go. Of course I didn't want to do this, but my group said they are not people, and our well-being is at risk here. I fired at the crowd, and heard screams of terror. I guess they still had the self-awareness to know that they were being murdered. The man let us go, so we went back to driving in the countryside. We came across an abandoned castle with a large green beam coming out of it, pointing towards the sky. We decided to investigate the castle. Once we found our way in, what we saw answered all of our questions as to what is happening to people. There were 9 foot demon looking creatures walking around, summoning portals and running around looking scared...panicked really. One of them noticed our group and told us to come over by him. We were scared but had no other choice. The demon said that the dementia was of their doing. He explained it was through an accident. He said that they are from a different plane of existence, and they did not mean to come here. He said that everything from their world of existence is corrosive and will decay what touches it, but that is normal to them, just as we touch things and don't expect to decay from it.
#75775 to #75774 - friednazi
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(04/20/2013) [-]
He told me to touch a bar of special metal the had forged, so I did. My hand quickly began to rot so I pulled it back, and it regenerated. The demon said that the air from their existence is seeping into ours, drying and decaying anything that comes into contact with it. He did not know why we had a little immunity to it. He told us that in order for them to close the gate from our existence to theirs, we will have to journey to their place. They gave us all the needed tools for it, and told us to enter the portal. I guess they weren't demons, just people from a world where things are different. This is where my dreams ends.
#75776 to #75775 - rainbowderpy
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(04/20/2013) [-]
Good shit, man.
#75762 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE
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#75750 - thedudeistheman ONLINE
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(04/19/2013) [-]
Abandoned by my friends again. Ouch.
#75748 - altending
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(04/19/2013) [-]
anybody able to re-size this to fit 1440 by 900 for me? no?ok
#75763 to #75748 - nim
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(04/19/2013) [-]
1280x800 is as close as I can get.
#75821 to #75763 - altending
Reply 0
(04/20/2013) [-]
thats alright, thanks :)
#75758 to #75748 - Timmietim ONLINE
Reply 0
(04/19/2013) [-]
it would be super blurry
you'd have to find the original
#75723 - shadowmaul
Reply 0
(04/19/2013) [-]
We need a singles board for single people
#75725 to #75723 - davvi
Reply +11
(04/19/2013) [-]
we've got brony, pokemon, and anime for that
#75731 to #75725 - hashketchum **User deleted account**
Reply +3
(04/19/2013) [-]
How could you forget items?
#75730 to #75725 - wickkles
Reply 0
(04/19/2013) [-]
The fuck do I do when I'm taken and I brony board?
The fuck do I do when I'm taken and I brony board?
#75736 to #75730 - davvi
Reply 0
(04/19/2013) [-]
you fool! you're breaking the universe!
#75767 to #75736 - wickkles
Reply 0
(04/20/2013) [-]
OH FUCK!
OH FUCK!
#75727 to #75725 - shadowmaul
Reply 0
(04/19/2013) [-]
but but but......
#75724 to #75723 - jeffthellamaking
Reply -2
(04/19/2013) [-]
Get a life.
#75711 - soundofwinter
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(04/19/2013) [-]
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