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#64592 - nogzilla (01/10/2013) [-]
So this just happened 2 hours ago...I was in my room with my girlfriend of 8 months and my dad was sleeping down stairs on the couch.And for the first time in my life, my gf started to give me a blowjob. And a few minutes later,my dad walks in,looks at me, then walks You need to login to view this link girlfriend left about 30 minutes later pretty embarrassed,so i go to my dad and said "I'm sorry you saw that". And he said "I always thought you were gay! But really, no more girls over anymore." I'm not sure if i gained or loss.

TLDR; My dad walked in on my gf giving me head, he thought i was gay but not anymore, and i can no longer have a girl in my room.
User avatar #64593 to #64592 - smashingprodigy (01/10/2013) [-]
What I don't understand is that you've had a girlfriend for 8 months, but your dad still assumed that you were gay. Is she not around your family a whole lot?
#64589 - kabageguy ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]
One of my friends asked me to hang out with him and one of my ex girlfriends this friday.
Anybody got some tips on how to keep it from feeling too awkward?
Also, I wan't to see your favorite pictures of bacon.
#64644 to #64589 - epicextreme (01/10/2013) [-]
personally, this is my favourite picture of bacon.
#64646 to #64644 - kabageguy ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]
the only time its acceptable to eat children.
User avatar #64598 to #64589 - FJisGAY (01/10/2013) [-]
how did the relationship end?
User avatar #64612 to #64598 - kabageguy ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]
She dumped me for a guy 4 years older than her who she ended up breaking up with a week later.
User avatar #64655 to #64612 - FJisGAY (01/10/2013) [-]
well she sounds like a royal cunt, but it will only get awkward if you fight or make it awkward
User avatar #64660 to #64655 - kabageguy ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]
Alrighty, thanks man
#64575 - anonymous (01/10/2013) [-]
I wanna see your faces.
#64577 to #64575 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]
Oh baby.

This is an old picture though, as evidenced by the fact that thats not my house anymore.
#64574 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]
Okay, lets play a game. I call it "Lets ruin things on Tumblr." The goal is simple.

Step 1: Go here You need to login to view this link
Step 2: Find an appropriate image
Step 3: Ruin it with smartassery.
Step 4: Share it.
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User avatar #64567 to #64563 - samxdaxman (01/09/2013) [-]
Beginning: he says "let's fuck"
Middle: you fuck
End: he leaves.
User avatar #64565 to #64563 - Timmietim ONLINE (01/09/2013) [-]
You might need to improve your english if you are doing it in english.
#64537 - epicextreme (01/09/2013) [-]
its beautiful
#64536 - anonymous (01/09/2013) [-]
Okay, girl here with some questions about guys. Hopefully I can get some of my embarrassing curiosities satisfied.

1. Why do guys like sniffing girls underwear? I mean... I don't see the kink? It's dirty, we fart in there. Why? Just.... why? Do all guys like sniffing underwear?

2. What would your reaction be if your girlfriend decides she wants to do sexy role play, but then dresses up as a character from a anime that happens to be an underage boy; and insists on anal? Would you still go through with it, or would that be too far?

3. Is gangbang porn really a guy fetish? I mean.... ratio of dicks to chicks is kinda... off kilter. Is it more a buffer for men trying to inch their way out of the closet?
User avatar #64688 to #64536 - huntergriff (01/11/2013) [-]
1. You fart in there yes...but...pussy...moist...i have no fucking clue where I'm going with this.

2. I'll decide over a couple of drinks.

3. meh...
User avatar #64580 to #64536 - sheepysquirrel (01/10/2013) [-]
1. Not everyone does that, that shit's weird. But I suppose it's similar to a girl sniffing a guys hoodie.
2. Girls who look like guys are hot.
3. Not many guys actually like like the idea, they just like to watch women being humiliated sometimes.
User avatar #64570 to #64536 - gmarrox (01/10/2013) [-]
1. That's not actually a common thing
2. That really depends on how convincing she is as a boy. If it's too realistic, hell no.
3. No.
User avatar #64569 to #64536 - Noah (01/10/2013) [-]
1. I don't like the idea of that.
2. I probably would, because why the fuck not.
3. No it isn't.
User avatar #64560 to #64536 - Timmietim ONLINE (01/09/2013) [-]
1. nasty
2. eh maybe
3 . nasty
User avatar #64554 to #64536 - dtox (01/09/2013) [-]
1. It's not my kink, but I can imagine why it would be for some guys, maybe because they're breathing in something taboo and they get a sense of satisfaction getting a hint of something that they want.

2. Don't have a girlfriend, and I'm not looking for one (not looking for a relationship in general), but if that was asked of me, that'd be a definite no.

3. That is excruciatingly unattractive to me, but yes that is a guy fetish, and even a girl fetish based on the point of view. The attraction to it probably comes from the domination aspect, or what the girl must be experiencing. People don't always picture themselves in the position of the characters that they're viewing, they sometimes just imagine the sensations that the characters involved must be experiencing, or they focus on the subject matter and all of the present implications, rather than putting themselves in the shoes of one person.
#64544 to #64536 - birdss (01/09/2013) [-]
> No   
> Still sex   
> No
> No
> Still sex
> No
User avatar #64539 to #64536 - epicextreme (01/09/2013) [-]
NO GIRLS DONT FART
yes to far in my opinion
i agree with what you mean, i hate that shit
+1
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User avatar #64705 to #64694 - TheseChocodiles (01/11/2013) [-]
dedication.
#64533 - Spikeydeath (01/09/2013) [-]
why do people call me white knight o.O
User avatar #64485 - rattman (01/09/2013) [-]
Hey guys. Just wanna know if anyone knows a good place to get costumes online. I've been looking for a Napoleon Bonaparte outfit for a while and can't find any that I like.
User avatar #64494 to #64485 - ljxjlos (01/09/2013) [-]
D.I.Y, always better!
#64486 to #64485 - loveyameanish (01/09/2013) [-]
Switch Napoleon Bonaparte for Napoleon Dynamite.
User avatar #64487 to #64486 - rattman (01/09/2013) [-]
But Napoleon Bonaparte is much better.
#64581 to #64487 - loveyameanish (01/10/2013) [-]
Yeah, what gmarrox said.
Yeah, what gmarrox said.
#64573 to #64487 - gmarrox (01/10/2013) [-]
Napoleon Bonaparte doesn't have nunchaku skills.
#64579 to #64573 - loveyameanish (01/10/2013) [-]
This is why we're friends.
This is why we're friends.
User avatar #64473 - gmarrox (01/09/2013) [-]
Social, tell me why you'd survive Z-Day, and why you'd keep surviving. I don't want just "because I can shoot gunz". Anyone can learn to use a gun. I'm pretty good with a .357 and a Mosin Nagant. Soldiers are trained with guns, but they won't survive (if we're keeping with traditional zombie movies/shows/games), so why would you/ Skills, traits, ideas, strengths, weaknesses, gifts, disorders, upbringing, etc. I want to see how Social feels they'll fare doing Z-Day.
User avatar #64591 to #64473 - anonmos (01/10/2013) [-]
I'd be dead as fuck.
#64556 to #64473 - nyanpoptart (01/09/2013) [-]
The thing that people think about when they think of Z-Day, they think of getting out of the city as fast as they can, load themselves down with guns, etc. What I think is that it would most likely not be a zombie that would kill you off; it's other survivors or adaptation. We would have to go from all these luxuries: plumbing, immediate supply of food quickly at hand, secure housing and many others. I have an intense sense of smell, which some people find quite freaky, and have been in outdoorsman classes from 4-H for about five years, learning about trapping animals, making shelters, how to climb trees safely and quickly and identifying different types of wild berries and plants. My friends and I discussed this topic many times before. I lied and told them I'd look for them if it happened. To be honest, I don't need anyone even more unexperienced than I to slow me down. I'd give myself a few weeks on my own, tops, a few months with others.
User avatar #64504 to #64473 - sheepysquirrel (01/09/2013) [-]
Based on my (more accurate than the movies) knowledge of how zombification would work, zombies would be wiped out quickly and a cure would be developed quickly as well. Zombies wouldn't just suddenly be within the thousands per city overnight, there would be 1-5 effected and anyone seeing zombies would easily jump them and that would be the end of it.

THAT is how I would survive.
User avatar #64491 to #64473 - samthediv (01/09/2013) [-]
Im relatively cold hearted and I have a self preservation-above-all-else kind of mentality.
I live in a flat, all Ihave to do is remove 6 or so steps, then Z's can't get to me
I can hunt pretty well
I have everything set out, including a B.O.B
I have access to large quantities of Iodine Tincture solution


I give myself 6 months or so before I an hero/get killed
#64484 to #64473 - ariscorp (01/09/2013) [-]
Well i can use a hunting rifle and have a duke of edinburgh silver award, i reckon i would do pretty well, i can hunt and cook and well, i would be going into the army next year, so technically i would be a trained soldier. now that i think about it, i would do pretty damn well
User avatar #64482 to #64473 - ljxjlos (01/09/2013) [-]
I wouldn´t survive. I mean, it´s not that I don´t have the Abilities to do so, I think I would be off pretty good, but I would die cause I´m most certainly idiotic enough to die while trying to play the hero one time in my live. So my Personality would fuck up all my chances to survive
#64481 to #64473 - loveyameanish (01/09/2013) [-]
If we're honest, I'd probably be among the first dead. The ONLY thing I have going for me is I can run pretty fast and that I used to be a nurse. THAT'S. IT. I'd also likely get myself killed trying to be a hero.


You might as well start grieving now, Kyle. I'm a dead woman.
User avatar #64478 to #64473 - iwanttousenumbers (01/09/2013) [-]
I have a group of friends, most of which are good at hunting so we can keep getting food and stuff. One owns a boat, so we'l just sail out to an island since zombies can't swim and we'll live there for a while, hunting and fishing and stuff. One of us is a Bio major so he can help with that shit, I'm a Chem major so that may come in handy, we've go an engineer, a couple people who live out in the sticks, a nurse, and another guy. Most of these guys did track and field shit so they're pretty strong
User avatar #64479 to #64478 - gmarrox (01/09/2013) [-]
Rating:

Ideal: An island is fine as a base of operations or a temporary hideout but you can't stay on one. Surviving includes keeping yourself from going insane. And in close quarters for too long, even the best of friends will come to hate each other. If your group is able bodied, it'd be better to travel and supply yourself as you go. This causes a lot of risk, and some of your group may not last, but it beats staying on an island.

Reasons: Islands are either small and very tight in space, uninhabitable, or occupied. Other than finding a private island with a well stocked survival shelter, an island is just too difficult to keep supplied. Plus zombies can't swim, but they also can't drown, so nothing stops them from washing up. The group you described would make for excellent scavengers, and with critical thinkers, you can put up provisional shelters faster than some.

Bonus: A nurse and bio major would make would be very helpful in acquiring and using first aid effectively.

On an island: 4/10
As described: 8/10
User avatar #64480 to #64479 - iwanttousenumbers (01/09/2013) [-]
I will keep your advice in mind and, when the time comes, throw out some ideas while fleeing the zombie hord
User avatar #64476 to #64473 - revorce (01/09/2013) [-]
I'm an antisocial, emotionally retarded person and therefore I have no problem with letting people die or even killing them. I have some basic survival skills ( tracking, making fire, karate ) aswell as an near to encyclopedic knowledge about random stuff that might get usefull at some time ( chemistry, psychology, geography etc...). Even if my physical conditions are far from optimal ( Asthma, several allergies, eye defects ) I am able to manage my physical resources quite well.
User avatar #64477 to #64476 - gmarrox (01/09/2013) [-]
Alright my rating:

Ideal: I'd say your best bet is on your own or in a very small group. Your desired method or survival would be remaining in an easily protected, secluded stronghold, out in the wild.

Reasons: You say you can track and make fire. these are valuable hunting skills, so hunting for food is your best bet, as opposed to scavenging. Being anti-social, you would prefer solitude or a small group. Plus, with your asthma and allergies, you'd slow a larger group down if they were fast moving.

Bonus: Your knowledge of chemistry would prove useful in distinguishing what your body needs and why. You'd know what food to hunt to get what vitamins and why you need them. Psychology doesn't help much in a small group dynamic, but geography will be helpful in defending your stronghold, especially if you map it out.

7/10
User avatar #64434 - cowboyking (01/09/2013) [-]
what if eyes lids if you think about it were really monsters inside your head trying to eat your eyeball and but has a hard time swallowing it.
User avatar #64433 - gmarrox (01/09/2013) [-]
Mugs are big ass teacups.
#64549 to #64433 - wildthornberries (01/09/2013) [-]
Squirrel is the human word for nut creature.
Squirrel is the human word for nut creature.
#64439 to #64433 - loveyameanish (01/09/2013) [-]
Suck an above-average dick.
Suck an above-average dick.
User avatar #64441 to #64439 - gmarrox (01/09/2013) [-]
I'm not that flexible.
#64430 - anonymous (01/09/2013) [-]
tinychat.com/socioaloid
Come in, cam up, and have fun!
#64438 to #64437 - anonymous (01/09/2013) [-]
;3
#64401 - Spikeydeath (01/09/2013) [-]
Who is going to work?
This guy
Who is going to start his company next year?
This guy

I am so excited in my life and im getting to the point where I stop caring what people say
#64411 to #64401 - anonymous (01/09/2013) [-]
ur gay lul
#64387 - warzon (01/09/2013) [-]
**warzon waves casualy**

Hi.
#64403 to #64387 - Spikeydeath (01/09/2013) [-]
sup bro?
sup bro?
User avatar #64407 to #64403 - warzon (01/09/2013) [-]
Oh dragged into social.
Wondering if its a good idea.
#64417 to #64407 - Spikeydeath (01/09/2013) [-]
could be worse
you could be dragged into a back ally by 6 big black gay men with no understanding of no
User avatar #64419 to #64417 - warzon (01/09/2013) [-]
Am going to go consider this.
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User avatar #64402 to #64398 - warzon (01/09/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to take out a magnifying glass**

Hmmm.
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User avatar #64408 to #64404 - warzon (01/09/2013) [-]
**warzon takes out a hunting rifle**

Good times.
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User avatar #64412 to #64410 - warzon (01/09/2013) [-]
**warzon shoots juspate in the leg**

Oh i am sure of it.
Great hunting.
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User avatar #64414 to #64413 - warzon (01/09/2013) [-]
Too little blood?
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#64382 - imnotkickthecat (01/09/2013) [-]
**imnotkickthecat rolled a random image posted in comment #2453027 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic **   
   
   
   
   
mfw
**imnotkickthecat rolled a random image posted in comment #2453027 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic **




mfw
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#64364 to #64363 - dustypengwin (01/09/2013) [-]
This image has expired
The fuck are we doing here?
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#64365 to #64364 - kingsspirit has deleted their comment [-]
#64367 to #64365 - dustypengwin (01/09/2013) [-]
This image has expired
Doesn't that mean there's a devastating event about to happen?
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User avatar #64371 to #64368 - dustypengwin (01/09/2013) [-]
You don't seem to have the best of luck in most situations though, Doctor.
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User avatar #64374 to #64372 - warzon (01/09/2013) [-]
**warzon pokes the doctors back**

Erm...
Right here.
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User avatar #64386 to #64377 - warzon (01/09/2013) [-]
You mean tortures?

Because you know.
Changeling.
Anyways hows it going?
User avatar #64373 to #64372 - dustypengwin (01/09/2013) [-]
**dustypengwin looks into the TARDIS**

Hellooo warzon, you in there?
User avatar #64376 to #64373 - warzon (01/09/2013) [-]
**warzon turns toward dusty waveing**

Guys.
Seriously am RIGHT here.
User avatar #64380 to #64376 - blastizard (01/09/2013) [-]
What the fuck are you people doing
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User avatar #64390 to #64381 - blastizard (01/09/2013) [-]
Just some guy
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User avatar #64384 to #64381 - theracistpanda ONLINE (01/09/2013) [-]
This, my dear friend, is a negro
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User avatar #64392 to #64388 - dustypengwin (01/09/2013) [-]
The creatures here seem to be of low intelligence.
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#64395 to #64392 - kingsspirit has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #64399 to #64395 - dustypengwin (01/09/2013) [-]
Sounds good to me.
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#64405 to #64399 - kingsspirit has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #64415 to #64405 - dustypengwin (01/09/2013) [-]
All right, we're set.
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User avatar #64397 to #64395 - blastizard (01/09/2013) [-]
Seriously what the fuck are you people doing
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User avatar #64383 to #64379 - warzon (01/09/2013) [-]
Well whats going on here?
User avatar #64406 to #64383 - dustypengwin (01/09/2013) [-]
Come on warzon it's time to leave.
User avatar #64409 to #64406 - warzon (01/09/2013) [-]
Please hurry.
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#64357 - anonymous (01/09/2013) [-]
tinychat.com/socioaloid
Come in, cam up, and have fun!
#64355 - thecollegedropout (01/09/2013) [-]
Does no one else share my love for It's always sunny in Philadelphia,Wes Anderson films, LCD Soundsystem, and thin mints?
User avatar #64356 to #64355 - smashingprodigy (01/09/2013) [-]
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, yes. Thin mints are fine by me. I'll give the others a try.

I've breezed through the first 7 seasons in about 2 weeks.
#64358 to #64356 - thecollegedropout (01/09/2013) [-]
Let me now what you think of the other two.
Let me now what you think of the other two.
User avatar #64359 to #64358 - smashingprodigy (01/09/2013) [-]
Any songs you strongly recommend?
User avatar #64366 to #64359 - thecollegedropout (01/09/2013) [-]
Specifically "Home" "All my friends" "Dance yrself clean" and "All I want"
User avatar #64375 to #64366 - smashingprodigy (01/09/2013) [-]
I like them a lot! Thanks for the recommendations!
User avatar #64393 to #64375 - thecollegedropout (01/09/2013) [-]
You're welcome!
#64333 - samxdaxman (01/08/2013) [-]
Got mah hurt cut. What do you guys think?
User avatar #64339 to #64333 - kabageguy ONLINE (01/09/2013) [-]
Needs more Abe Lincoln.
User avatar #64340 to #64339 - samxdaxman (01/09/2013) [-]
have the hat, no suit though.
User avatar #64344 to #64340 - loveyameanish (01/09/2013) [-]
You will seriously FOREVER be known as Abe Lincoln on Social.
User avatar #64345 to #64344 - samxdaxman (01/09/2013) [-]
and i am ok with this.
User avatar #64346 to #64345 - loveyameanish (01/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, there are worse people to be compared to, you could be like Bin Ladin or some shit.
User avatar #64362 to #64346 - gmarrox (01/09/2013) [-]
Like Carly Rae Jepson or Miley Cyrus.
#64347 to #64346 - samxdaxman (01/09/2013) [-]
heh, yeah, im totally not him reincarnated as a cat.
User avatar #64350 to #64349 - samxdaxman (01/09/2013) [-]
shit, now ive gotta blow your house up. brb, flying to ireland.
User avatar #64351 to #64350 - loveyameanish (01/09/2013) [-]
OH SHI- YOU REMEMBER WHERE I LIVE.
User avatar #64352 to #64351 - samxdaxman (01/09/2013) [-]
HELL FUCKIN YEAH I DO NYUGGA.
User avatar #64341 to #64340 - kabageguy ONLINE (01/09/2013) [-]
Awwww
User avatar #64348 to #64341 - samxdaxman (01/09/2013) [-]
indeed. next halloween im getting assassinated for halloween so ill update my abe lincoln-y-ness then.
User avatar #64353 to #64348 - kabageguy ONLINE (01/09/2013) [-]
Awesome
#64354 to #64353 - samxdaxman (01/09/2013) [-]
fuck yeah.
fuck yeah.
User avatar #64334 to #64333 - samxdaxman (01/08/2013) [-]
*hurr. fuck autocorrect.
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