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#69714 - krayolakid (02/20/2013) [-]
Hey guys, my friends and I made a (somewhat) funny website:   
   

			
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If you have any pictures of your dads wearing hats please send them to the email!
Hey guys, my friends and I made a (somewhat) funny website:

You need to login to view this link

If you have any pictures of your dads wearing hats please send them to the email!
User avatar #69884 to #69714 - ryukyukids (02/22/2013) [-]
well done, seems like a decent concept.
#69937 to #69884 - krayolakid (02/22/2013) [-]
thank you!
User avatar #69704 - tehnukecomes (02/20/2013) [-]
i've always been there for every friend i know.

but i got the feeling they aren't always there for me.
anyone else have this?
#69749 to #69704 - kingofdogs (02/20/2013) [-]
Jep, I feel you! I put up with literally everything my friends do, I take hours upon hours of my precious time to help out my friends, I keep saying that I love them (sassy as fuck), but I don't feel that the love goes two ways, they hardly contact me to arange meetings or take time to listen to my problems. It's kinda hard, cause that small group of people that I call my friends, are the nicest and cleverest people I've met. I am dissapoint.
Jep, I feel you! I put up with literally everything my friends do, I take hours upon hours of my precious time to help out my friends, I keep saying that I love them (sassy as fuck), but I don't feel that the love goes two ways, they hardly contact me to arange meetings or take time to listen to my problems. It's kinda hard, cause that small group of people that I call my friends, are the nicest and cleverest people I've met. I am dissapoint.
User avatar #69745 to #69704 - dingdongsingsong (02/20/2013) [-]
You need to bring your problems to them and if they don't help you it means they're not worth it.
User avatar #69705 to #69704 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (02/20/2013) [-]
Time to get new friends
User avatar #69703 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (02/20/2013) [-]
I'm the kind of guy you don't want to bring home to mom.

Cause I'll fuck your mom.
#69679 - kissmejoannie (02/20/2013) [-]
Any one else work the graveyard shift? Anyone from Austin, TX?
#69680 to #69679 - maggotinfantry (02/20/2013) [-]
<MS here.
And I might as well considering I'm only awake at night.
User avatar #69681 to #69680 - kissmejoannie (02/20/2013) [-]
So what are you doing to pass the time?
User avatar #69682 to #69681 - maggotinfantry (02/20/2013) [-]
Between coffee, bullshitting with my dad and reading about the battle of Stalingrad,

Nothing productive. At all.
User avatar #69683 to #69682 - kissmejoannie (02/20/2013) [-]
ugh I would love some company but alas Im stuck behind a desk midnight -8am
User avatar #69684 to #69683 - maggotinfantry (02/20/2013) [-]
Wow. That kinda sucks. Although if you're more of a night person it might not be so bad.
User avatar #69685 to #69684 - kissmejoannie (02/20/2013) [-]
It a super cushy job and I sit the the desk because it has to be staffed 24hrs a day. So I usually end up not doing anything except for my homework, which is a plus. The only sucky part about being a night person is not having people to hangout with after work.
User avatar #69686 to #69685 - maggotinfantry (02/20/2013) [-]
My friends are a good mix of night/day people so no matter what time I usually have people to bullshit with. Job doesn't sound too bad actually. I'm not much of a people person.
User avatar #69688 to #69686 - kissmejoannie (02/20/2013) [-]
So are you in the infantry?
User avatar #69689 to #69688 - maggotinfantry (02/20/2013) [-]
I'm supposed to go to OSUT for Infantry training in April but considering I'm going to a psychiatrist next week to discuss mood-stabilizing medication I'll probably (90%) be medically disqualified. Username is/was my XBL gamertag.
User avatar #69690 to #69689 - kissmejoannie (02/20/2013) [-]
you finish basic training?
User avatar #69691 to #69690 - maggotinfantry (02/20/2013) [-]
Haven't been. OSUT basically combines AIT and basic into one long run. They do that for Infantry and a few other MOS's. But unfortunately I'm probably going to be disqualified from the military at least temporarily.
User avatar #69692 to #69691 - kissmejoannie (02/20/2013) [-]
Thats a bummer u.u hopefully it is temporary and you can get in. Im thinking of joining the Air Force once Im out of college but I still have another year to go.
User avatar #69693 to #69692 - maggotinfantry (02/20/2013) [-]
I've got several friends in all branches, it's a good route to go. It's a huge bummer, but I guess mental health is more important right now. My family is sorta glad though, they weren't thrilled about me picking infantry. Hell even my recruiter tried to talk me into something else because I made an 88 on the ASVAB.
User avatar #69694 to #69693 - kissmejoannie (02/20/2013) [-]
Well you know before you can take care of the country you have to make sure you are 100% to do so. Yeah, I have a couple of friends that went through infantry training and they all say its intense. An 88 is pretty awesome, so I can see why they would want you somewhere else. I think i scored a 72 when I took the ASVAB but that was sometime in 9th or 10th grade.
User avatar #69695 to #69694 - maggotinfantry (02/20/2013) [-]
Truth. I'd probably do okay in training, I've been hunting and shooting since I was a kid and my dad is an old oilfield hand so he's worked me pretty rough over the years. I'm at least staying positive. I'm aware enough to know I'm not much use until I get everything sorted out, then I'll probably re-enlist if possible. 72's pretty damn good. What MOS were you thinking of going in AF?
User avatar #69696 to #69695 - kissmejoannie (02/20/2013) [-]
Thats awesome keep the positivity up! Im not sure, I figured with my degrees in Sociology and Spanish they would find the best place to put me, but honestly I want to fly. I want to get my pilots license and do w/e with that. My dad thought me to shoot and I grew up with 2 brothers so I learned to be a rough thanks to them. (although Im not to sure what kind of level of roughness is needed for flying)
User avatar #69697 to #69696 - maggotinfantry (02/20/2013) [-]
It'd be pretty awesome to be a pilot. Would you lean more towards helos or fixed wing?
User avatar #69698 to #69697 - kissmejoannie (02/20/2013) [-]
I think I would go with fixed wing, something about that propellor on top of the air craft freaks me out. Probably just the result of too much TV >.<
User avatar #69699 to #69698 - maggotinfantry (02/20/2013) [-]
As much as I like helicopters I'd have to agree. Something about a giant whirling blade of doom going 400 mph three feet from my head just doesn't sit right. I've seen so many videos of helicopter crashes and that seems like it'd be the most terrifying thing ever.
User avatar #69701 to #69699 - kissmejoannie (02/20/2013) [-]
Hey thanks for helping me get through my shift ^_^ and good luck with the psychiatrist and OSUT. No need to be a stranger though, Im on here 12am-8am every Mon-Fri
User avatar #69700 to #69699 - kissmejoannie (02/20/2013) [-]
Exactly! I can almost feel my head being sliced off my body when I think about it. Yes yes I think I will stick with the plane that keeps me at a good distance from my propellors (well in some instances anyways)
User avatar #69687 to #69686 - kissmejoannie (02/20/2013) [-]
Thats what I love about it, I dont have to take peoples BS at this job. Im mostly by my self except for the one time my supervisor comes by. I moved from a different city about 2 years ago, so my friends are almost non-existent in this new place.
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#69678 to #69670 - maggotinfantry (02/20/2013) [-]
Maybe instead of talking you just need a hug?
Maybe instead of talking you just need a hug?
#69676 to #69670 - anon (02/20/2013) [-]
just kill yourself dude.
#69675 to #69670 - anonmos (02/20/2013) [-]
>I'm depressive.

I think I'll pass.
User avatar #69660 - iamostrich (02/20/2013) [-]
i love you guys
User avatar #69669 to #69660 - imdenny (02/20/2013) [-]
WE LOVEE YOU 2 XXXXXXXXXXXX
#69661 to #69660 - anon (02/20/2013) [-]
fagit
#69653 - imdenny (02/20/2013) [-]
HI EVERY1 I AM DENNY AND I HAVE COME ON HERE TO MAKE SOME NEW FRIENDS I HOPE U ALL ARE WELL. I REALY LIKE MEETING NEW PEOPLE AND I LOVE MADONNA AND GOING OUT WITH MY PALS =))) I AM A VERY HONEST PERSON AND I AM ALWAYS NICE TO TOHERS SO I HOPE I CAN MAKE RELLY GOOD FRIENDS ON HERE =DDD HOPE U ALL LIKE MY PICTURE WHY DONT YOU PUT YOUR OWN PICTURES HERE AND INTRADUCE URSELFS!!!!!11 XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
#69650 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (02/20/2013) [-]
Rate my emblems meanwhile I wait for a new episode of Tosh.0 at 10pm/9c?
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#69656 to #69650 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (02/20/2013) [-]
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#69652 to #69650 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (02/20/2013) [-]
#69659 to #69652 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (02/20/2013) [-]
And here's a bucket of sloths for anyone that I might've inconvenienced
User avatar #69645 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (02/20/2013) [-]
I made an australian crack that spiraled into an evergrowing mass of thumbs....... I didn't even realize Australian jokes were that funny....

What's happened in here whilst I was away responding to comments and generally being an ass?
User avatar #69649 to #69645 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (02/20/2013) [-]
Some anon was talking mad shit about you, bro
User avatar #69662 to #69649 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (02/20/2013) [-]
O rly? noice.
User avatar #69665 to #69662 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (02/20/2013) [-]
Yeah, scroll down and look dingus
User avatar #69666 to #69665 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (02/20/2013) [-]
Ive been called worse.....
#69648 to #69645 - anon (02/20/2013) [-]
scroll down and look dingus
User avatar #69636 - lawlfailwinepic (02/19/2013) [-]
Fellow junkers, I need help. Please tell me. Who won the Vietnam War? Was it America or Vietnam?
User avatar #69702 to #69636 - mykoira (02/20/2013) [-]
in war there are no winners, only losers
User avatar #69644 to #69636 - alexanderburns ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
Here's my grade 12 religion teacher's logic:

Why did America go to war in Vietnam? To stop communism there.
Is there communism in Vietnam? No.
America won.

If that was the real objective then I agree with it, kinda (I guess).
User avatar #69641 to #69636 - gmarrox (02/20/2013) [-]
The war wasn't between Vietnam and America, it was between North and South Vietnam. America was supporting South Vietnam until American casualties were too high to be justified by the dwindling appreciation of the South Vietnamese, so America ditched the effort.
User avatar #69637 to #69636 - dusters (02/19/2013) [-]
Neither of them.
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User avatar #69610 - murrlogic (02/19/2013) [-]
There are a lot of homeless people in my neighborhood and often most are crazy. After class I decided to go grab something yummy from a local convenience store. When I was at the register some grody looking guy who looked like he had been living off a diet of pencil shavings shoved me out of the way and dropped 3 pennies, a nickel, a canadian dollar, a piece of string, and a key on the table and asked the cashier to give him change for $100

Its been an exausting day
User avatar #69628 to #69610 - iwanttousenumbers (02/19/2013) [-]
That was you? Sorry for being so rude, I was just in a hurry
User avatar #69611 to #69610 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (02/19/2013) [-]
Oh ok
#69604 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (02/19/2013) [-]
Ive been listening t Gravy Rainbow for three hours straight.... I fear I may be slipping...... to everyone on Social boards may I just apologize with my last ounce of sanity for what my insane self will say/do. Please I dont ask for you to forget what I do, just merely understand why I did it. And remember the man that I once was. Thank you.
User avatar #69596 - chaosforce (02/19/2013) [-]
We got any michiganders on the social board?
#69590 - twatter ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]
Alright motherfuckers,   
I want to know (out of curiosity and boredom) who you lost your concert virginity to?
Alright motherfuckers,
I want to know (out of curiosity and boredom) who you lost your concert virginity to?
User avatar #69667 to #69590 - kobegriffeysanders (02/20/2013) [-]
The Eagles... They had a concert near me in like 2008ish, and my dad dragged me along. I'm glad I went though. And now that I'm older, I've learned to like and respect what they do a lot more than when I was younger.
User avatar #69651 to #69590 - thedudeistheman (02/20/2013) [-]
Either AM Taxi or Ok Go. I can't remember. Those are the earliest I can remember.
User avatar #69642 to #69590 - gmarrox (02/20/2013) [-]
Technically Brad Paisley, but my first concert I consented to was Skillet, Chevelle, and Papa Roach
#69632 to #69590 - aiming (02/19/2013) [-]
Going to loose it in june - Green Day
User avatar #69630 to #69590 - iwanttousenumbers (02/19/2013) [-]
Great Big Sea
#69629 to #69590 - kaarvaag (02/19/2013) [-]
Jerry lee fucking Lewis, 08
User avatar #69612 to #69590 - thirteenthdoctor (02/19/2013) [-]
Gaelic Storm.
User avatar #69608 to #69590 - fuckdisshit (02/19/2013) [-]
Rizzle Kicks.. not a bigun
User avatar #69607 to #69590 - mykoira (02/19/2013) [-]
some bands i cannot remember on somewhere in 05-06 in local festival
other than that there was this little estonian band called night and day or something like that who made private consert on my confirmation camp in -11
User avatar #69605 to #69590 - Mox (02/19/2013) [-]
Gallows '09
User avatar #69602 to #69590 - SunshineCabbage (02/19/2013) [-]
Bullet for my Valentine '08
User avatar #69599 to #69590 - ljxjlos (02/19/2013) [-]
Small BM-Concert in 2009, other than that, Meat Loaf when I was 6 but I was to young to really remember...
User avatar #69598 to #69590 - TheseChocodiles (02/19/2013) [-]
Busted '04
User avatar #69597 to #69590 - ariscorp ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]
Alice cooper 07
User avatar #69594 to #69590 - chaosforce (02/19/2013) [-]
Greenday '09
User avatar #69593 to #69590 - jari (02/19/2013) [-]
Metallica in '08
User avatar #69591 to #69590 - samxdaxman (02/19/2013) [-]
Everyone on Tech N9ne's hostile takeover tour last year(him, Kriz z Kaliko, Prozak MAYDAY, Stevie Stone, MGK, and some other fuckers i dont remember).
I just went to see Aesop Rock a couple days ago though.
#69565 - anon (02/19/2013) [-]
Aight guys, we are now bragging about our penis sizes. Be honest, this is the internet. Nobody cares what size, but now is the time to share.
I'm 7'4
User avatar #69643 to #69565 - gmarrox (02/20/2013) [-]
Last time I checked it was 8 inches on the mark, but that was on a ridiculously good day, if you catch my drift, so I'll wager around 7.5
User avatar #69631 to #69565 - iwanttousenumbers (02/19/2013) [-]
I have a penis
#69627 to #69565 - anon (02/19/2013) [-]
im a girl and i only like guys with really large penises :/
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User avatar #69619 to #69614 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (02/19/2013) [-]
While you're doing a push-up
#69633 to #69619 - aiming (02/19/2013) [-]
from the roof
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User avatar #69621 to #69620 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (02/19/2013) [-]
no.
User avatar #69613 to #69565 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (02/19/2013) [-]
Ask your mom
User avatar #69617 to #69613 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (02/19/2013) [-]
She'll tell you
User avatar #69618 to #69617 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (02/19/2013) [-]
Because we've had sex, ya know
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User avatar #69595 to #69565 - chaosforce (02/19/2013) [-]
about 7.8"
User avatar #69583 to #69565 - ariscorp ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]
12.5 inches









Folded
User avatar #69576 to #69565 - medewu (02/19/2013) [-]
Mines 3 Inches.......















From my ballsack ;_;
User avatar #69571 to #69565 - anonmos (02/19/2013) [-]
Mine's like 6 inches.
User avatar #69589 to #69571 - TheseChocodiles (02/19/2013) [-]
yeah mine's around there too bro man dude
#69570 to #69565 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (02/19/2013) [-]
Last time I measured in highschool it was like 4 flaccid and idk erect. Then I measure three years ago and got alittle over 6 erect. Nowadays it seems bigger and thicker the more I go running and the more I prepare for military service. IDK where its at now because measuring is childish. But, to be honest here, back when I was whoring around I NEVER got any complaints from the women folk.


I just thought id be the first among us here to nut up and not shut up :|

(mfw I have people on Funnyjunkies chat who are for some reason enamored with my penis size :\, mistake?)
User avatar #69600 to #69570 - revorce (02/19/2013) [-]
mfw I read this and then switch tab to tinychat to see your face.
mfw I have no face.
#69601 to #69600 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (02/19/2013) [-]
Here, have one of mine.
#69569 to #69565 - maggotinfantry (02/19/2013) [-]
I was fapping earlier and it fell off so I guess now I have no penis. Oh well, ya know how it goes.
I was fapping earlier and it fell off so I guess now I have no penis. Oh well, ya know how it goes.
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User avatar #69543 - Lostdemon (02/19/2013) [-]
READING THIS WILL TRAPE YOU IN A CHALLENGE [IF YOU GO WITH IT]


after every sentance for a day you must say the word "click"
User avatar #69622 to #69543 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (02/19/2013) [-]
Noooo! Not every sentance :(
User avatar #69623 to #69622 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (02/19/2013) [-]
clock
User avatar #69544 to #69543 - psykobear ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]
I don't wanna be traped
User avatar #69545 to #69544 - Lostdemon (02/19/2013) [-]
nigga you gonna traped click
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