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#82543 - logickid
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(06/17/2013) [-]
ITT: How do you like your coffee?

Cream & Sugar for meh.
#82608 to #82543 - iwanttousenumbers
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(06/18/2013) [-]
I don't drink coffee
#82556 to #82543 - popperz
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(06/18/2013) [-]
Tons of cream and sugar.
Like it has to be extremely sweet.
#82554 to #82543 - anon
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(06/18/2013) [-]
I don't drink coffee.
#82549 to #82543 - ariscorp
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(06/18/2013) [-]
Ground up and black - just how i like my women.
#82545 to #82543 - pineapplestu
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(06/17/2013) [-]
i like take my coffee black, any particular brand of coffee you prefer? also what bean +roast?
i like take my coffee black, any particular brand of coffee you prefer? also what bean +roast?
#82546 to #82545 - logickid
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(06/17/2013) [-]
I like any coffee with french vanilla creamer and any sugar.
#82542 - anon
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(06/17/2013) [-]
quick challenge
if you can cheer me up, i will do whatever you want (within reason, of course)
#82548 to #82542 - kingofdogs
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(06/18/2013) [-]
Life sucks and then you die.
#82525 - anon
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(06/17/2013) [-]
Get on omegle, set your interest to Funnyjunk.

(this is for the video section mostly, but the text section works too)
#82522 - alphabethsoop
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(06/17/2013) [-]
Today I found out that it is not possible for me to join any part of the military because of my asthma.
#82523 to #82522 - gmarrox
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(06/17/2013) [-]
That's false, you can get a waiver if you can prove you can complete military PT without your asthma bothering you.
#82524 to #82523 - alphabethsoop
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(06/17/2013) [-]
Would I be able to use my inhaler at all after that test? Because I do need it after a 7 mile run.
#82526 to #82524 - gmarrox
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(06/17/2013) [-]
Unless you want to be a Navy SEAL (which i don't think women can just yet) you won't be running 7 miles for your test. And yes, most likely, but if it inhibits you during the run, that's an issue.
#82527 to #82526 - alphabethsoop
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(06/17/2013) [-]
Well alright then that makes me feel so much better because I found out I had asthma like a month after I turned 13 and the thought of that preventing me from joining killed me. So thank you!
#82609 to #82527 - wtfdudereally
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(06/18/2013) [-]
just be careful training because if you're a good runner, the group they may put you in may be running more than 5 miles on a run PT day...that's the issue i had when i went to training. I could run an excellent mile, but after 5 my knees gave me problems.
#82529 to #82527 - Timmietim
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(06/17/2013) [-]
Just try your best, i got asthma too and i'm still one of the better people in my class at PE.
Although it's been getting worse lately.
#82530 to #82529 - alphabethsoop
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(06/17/2013) [-]
i mean i can do physical activity no problem i just need my inhaler. If the military let me use my inhaler, i could do every test they asked me to do. But thank you it means a lot!
#82531 to #82530 - Timmietim
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(06/17/2013) [-]
The inhaler doesn't really work well for me personally, but if it does for you that's great.
#82532 to #82531 - alphabethsoop
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(06/17/2013) [-]
Its different for everyone. I hope your asthma gets under control and you can stay at the top of your gym class lol
#82533 to #82532 - Timmietim
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(06/17/2013) [-]
Well not really top, but above average. I do cycle about 45 minutes a day though so i guess that helps.
I'll ask for a higher dosage next time i got a checkup.
#82518 to #82513 - hashketchum **User deleted account**
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(06/17/2013) [-]
>dailymail
#82512 - anon
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(06/17/2013) [-]
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#82505 - dlwnsgur
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(06/17/2013) [-]
irmcmuffin
#82550 to #82505 - douevensax
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(06/18/2013) [-]
can u not
#82501 - sanctussvindex
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(06/17/2013) [-]
Howdy all, how are we tonight/today?
#82514 to #82501 - mrloverlover
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(06/17/2013) [-]
pretty good! how're you?
#82519 to #82514 - sanctussvindex
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(06/17/2013) [-]
I'm not too bad! Thanks for asking and responding!
#82528 to #82519 - mrloverlover
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(06/17/2013) [-]
glad to hear!
#82500 - harrytheheadcrab
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(06/17/2013) [-]
This image has expired
Hey, let's have an fun little experiment to see what the FJ community is like. Go on Omegle video chat and put Funnyjunk in as an interest. It'll be fun.
#82503 to #82500 - anon
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(06/17/2013) [-]
No one is there (
#82504 to #82503 - harrytheheadcrab
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(06/17/2013) [-]
Yeah...
#82495 - anon
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(06/17/2013) [-]
Does anyone else have the characteristics of an alpha but the social interaction skills and dating abilities of a beta?
#82655 to #82495 - fuckya
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(06/19/2013) [-]
I've been told that I look Alpha, and I act Alpha around people I'm comfortable with. Outside of that, I'm pretty Beta.
#82551 to #82495 - douevensax
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(06/18/2013) [-]
The opposite, actually. It's weird.
#82509 to #82495 - ljxjlos ONLINE
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(06/17/2013) [-]
I always felt like the people who classified themselves as alpha had to be pretty damn "beta"...
#82508 to #82495 - dusters
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(06/17/2013) [-]
No, sorry.
#82516 to #82508 - anonmos
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(06/17/2013) [-]
Liar.
#82521 to #82516 - dusters
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(06/17/2013) [-]
>: ( shh
#82489 - deadpeople
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(06/17/2013) [-]
Alright, how do you guys flirt with the opposite/same sex?

I usually do this.

>Go up to girl
>She asks whats up
>I tell her whats up
>Mention how I'm a Navy SEAL
>She gets the strangest look her face
>She walks off

Waiting for her to come back.
#82557 to #82489 - foaly
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(06/18/2013) [-]
Here's what I do,
>Walk up to girl
>Say Hi
>Tell her a funny joke that relates to her
>Wait for response
No response.
#82493 to #82489 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE
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(06/17/2013) [-]
That would work for ME, anyway.
#82487 - theafroman
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(06/17/2013) [-]
I'm going on a road trip tommorow and I need something to read in the car on the way there. Any suggestions?
#82494 to #82487 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE
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(06/17/2013) [-]
The road map.
#82496 to #82494 - theafroman
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(06/17/2013) [-]
Who's it by?
#82497 to #82496 - theafroman
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(06/17/2013) [-]
Shit i'm dumb.
#82490 to #82487 - raffoutroudlol
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(06/17/2013) [-]
50 Shades of Grey
#82485 - soopergrover
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(06/17/2013) [-]
Can someone direct me to a link where I can download the full movie of The Hangover 3? I've already seen the movie but I'm trying to burn it for a family member.
#82488 to #82485 - medewu ONLINE
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(06/17/2013) [-]
You need to login to view this link Or
You need to login to view this link

If those fail Thepiratebay. What ever the fuck it is today.
#82481 - aiming
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(06/17/2013) [-]
hey guys, i was just thinking. what's the defenition of being "smart" me, my friend and my roomate had this drinking game. my roomate said that he wanted my friend to win because he's smarter. the reason he thinks he's smarter is because he is better than me in math (i think). does it mean that if you're good in math, you're smart?

what do you think?
#82656 to #82481 - fuckya
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(06/19/2013) [-]
"intelligence is biased towards those that can read."
#82507 to #82481 - TheseChocodiles
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(06/17/2013) [-]
I think the thing is deliberating intelligence, it's completely subjective.
Of course people try to make it objective by things like the IQ test, which most people take on the internet and they are not accurate.

That thing Albert Einstein said about the fish and the tree, that pretty much sums it up.
I get called dumb all the time on the internet, another girl once called me ''dumb and unscientific''. She's right, I'm not scientific, but to bring that up as if it's an insult was just silly.
Just don't take it personally, intelligence is not the be all and end all.
#82486 to #82481 - smashingprodigy
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(06/17/2013) [-]
Different kinds of smart. There is no linear path of intelligence. It branches out. Maybe you're not talented in math, but you might be good at something else. And just because you're not math-savvy doesn't mean you can't do well in it in the future.
#82483 to #82481 - bossauce
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(06/17/2013) [-]
If you have to ask what makes someone smart, you're not smart.
#82537 to #82483 - blasthurrdurr
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(06/17/2013) [-]
dude, that doesn't even make sense
#82472 - mrcrocodile
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#82479 to #82472 - gmarrox
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(06/17/2013) [-]
not enough unnecessary brass gears/10
#82474 to #82472 - hashketchum **User deleted account**
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(06/17/2013) [-]
It's like you're allergic to vagina.
#82475 to #82474 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE
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(06/17/2013) [-]
MFW I see you make that comment.
MFW I see you make that comment.
#82476 to #82475 - hashketchum **User deleted account**
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(06/17/2013) [-]
Plot twist I'm not white
#82477 to #82476 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE
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(06/17/2013) [-]
Oh....... my....... GOD!!!!
Oh....... my....... GOD!!!!
#82478 to #82477 - hashketchum **User deleted account**
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(06/17/2013) [-]
#82484 to #82478 - ariscorp
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(06/17/2013) [-]
okay that image is getting old
#82498 to #82484 - theafroman
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(06/17/2013) [-]
You're getting old.
#82506 to #82498 - ariscorp
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(06/17/2013) [-]
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#82471 - anon
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(06/16/2013) [-]
Ok so, I really, REALLY like a boy but I think he might be asexual (backed up with the fact he has never been in a relationship (neither have I - we're 17 and in the same friend group) and talked about girls or boys with his friends even though he has known some of them for 10 years, etc). My plan is to really turn my 'flirt mode' on and see how he reacts - he already knows I like him from other people. This reaction will either lead me to ask him or leave it.
SO:
- What's a good way to convey a flirtatious vibe without seeming really obvious?
- What signs show that a (SHY) boy likes someone?
- How would you rather be asked out, in person or online?
- If someone were to ask you out, what wording would you like them to use so it doesn't put you on the spot? For example, if someone came up to you and said "Do you like me? Can you see us in a relationship?" you might be intimidated and get really nervous. So what kind of thing should I say to him so he doesn't feel this way?
#82552 to #82471 - douevensax
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(06/18/2013) [-]
It greatly depends on the guy, but any socialble person should respond nicely to positive attention and smiling. In person is best, while always remaining able to maintain conversation. Depending on the amount of attention he gives a while later will determine how much he cares for you. If he enjoys his time with you, you have a good chance. If he constantly ignores you, even when you try to call you to attention, either he's not interested or he is doing this stupid thing that many people think makes others like them more by ignoring them. It takes time.
#82480 to #82471 - gmarrox
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(06/17/2013) [-]
-Guys aren't complicated creatures. Make it obvious. Tell him he's cute etc
-He'll respond positively to the above advice
-in person, unless online is the only way
-"wanna hang out some time?"
#82428 - omnomsaade
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(06/16/2013) [-]
It surprises me that even after about one year you still see the same people here


#82511 to #82428 - epicextreme
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(06/17/2013) [-]
was i the one who selected your profile picture because i successfully rolled dubs?
#82515 to #82511 - omnomsaade
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(06/17/2013) [-]
I chose it, so nope
#82473 to #82428 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE
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(06/17/2013) [-]
If you give me something better to do..... I'll do it.

#82470 to #82428 - dusters
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(06/16/2013) [-]
Yes, people like birdss sadden me with their lack of actual hobbies.
#82453 to #82428 - loveyameanish
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(06/16/2013) [-]
We have nowhere better to be.
#82452 to #82428 - TheseChocodiles
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(06/16/2013) [-]
holler
#82443 to #82428 - birdss
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(06/16/2013) [-]
We have no life.
#82421 - epicextreme
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(06/16/2013) [-]
when i go for petrol for my car i get really annoyed that i go a penny over   
so to return the anger i dont give a penny with the note i give 2 pence that way the person can fucking waste there time with a penny change that i wait to get with my hand flat out in front of them   
knowing fine well that i have fuck loads of pennys.
when i go for petrol for my car i get really annoyed that i go a penny over
so to return the anger i dont give a penny with the note i give 2 pence that way the person can fucking waste there time with a penny change that i wait to get with my hand flat out in front of them
knowing fine well that i have fuck loads of pennys.
#82396 - theredrobin
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(06/16/2013) [-]
Go on omegle with your interests as "justice, parents, batman, bats, justicex2, comics, robin, superheros, little orphan boys, and redhood"

laugh your ass off when you find batman
#82384 - raffoutroudlol
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(06/16/2013) [-]
I got my starter kit for work today. Sold my first knife already. Just look at how fancy and sharp they are.
#82395 to #82384 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE
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(06/16/2013) [-]
I used to be a sales rep for Cutco. I was in SOCO (Southern county) sales district.

I made it all of the way to Sales Team Leader. Go figure somebody who is great with people can sell them useless shit.

It's a good product but, unless you get promoted a good 5 times, your pay sucks and it's not a stable enough job. It's good for students who need a fun side-job. Horrible for people like me who tried it as a stable-income profession. Badass knives though. Love their K-bar.
#82392 to #82384 - churrocharizard
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(06/16/2013) [-]
Eeew cutco is balls. My mom used to work for them when she was my age. Like their knives are great and all but working for them is apparently shit.

SO ANYWAY CONGRATULATIONS AND GOOD LUCK XOXO
#82393 to #82392 - raffoutroudlol
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(06/16/2013) [-]
THANKS GURL I APPRECIATE IT