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#81672 - Nimmo
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(06/10/2013) [-]
Shit son did anyone watch Game of Thrones, it was a good end of the season
#81787 to #81672 - bastille **User deleted account**
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#81680 to #81672 - Timmietim
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(06/10/2013) [-]
Yeah. I am sad about the wait though.
#81684 to #81680 - Nimmo
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(06/10/2013) [-]
Might read the books...
#81703 to #81684 - liffian
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(06/10/2013) [-]
DO IT!!!
If you think the series was good, the books are amazing
#81670 - anon
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(06/10/2013) [-]
So I'm leaving to Europe in 2 weeks, I'm going to Austria, France, Italy, and Switzerland, and I was wondering anyone who has been to both America and those 4 countries what are the major differences I'll see. Anything will help.
#81671 to #81670 - Timmietim
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(06/10/2013) [-]
>not going to amsterdam to smoke weed and fuck hookers
pleb

Italy : expect hot weather and really nice food.
Went to france but only paris so can't really say much about France in general.
#81903 to #81671 - fuckya
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(06/12/2013) [-]
You can't even smoke weed in the Netherlands unless you're a resident or you know someone who is.
#81923 to #81903 - Timmietim
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(06/12/2013) [-]
Weedpass is only in certain cities. And there are tons of people that will just buy it for you.
#81666 - anonmos
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(06/10/2013) [-]
So I've been up for almost a whole weekend and I can't stop laughing at this picture. Someone help.

What's up social?
#81629 - tjcomics
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#81710 to #81629 - raffoutroudlol
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(06/10/2013) [-]
My baby. <3
#81711 to #81710 - tjcomics
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(06/10/2013) [-]
I played trombone
#SlideLyfe
#81713 to #81711 - raffoutroudlol
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(06/10/2013) [-]
I have one of those too. #Brass4Lyfe
#81714 to #81713 - tjcomics
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(06/10/2013) [-]
I played all middle school.
I was the 8th grader who played Minuet in G
#81715 to #81714 - raffoutroudlol
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(06/10/2013) [-]
Psh, all of middle school? This is going to be my life. Fuck yeah music.
#81716 to #81715 - tjcomics
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(06/10/2013) [-]
I produce music but I'm currently in the airforce for my actual job.
#81718 to #81716 - raffoutroudlol
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(06/10/2013) [-]
Well that's pretty damn cool. Good on you.
#81721 to #81718 - tjcomics
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#81691 to #81629 - alphabethsoop
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(06/10/2013) [-]
I don't have a kid but my teacher's 3 and 5 year olds basically are my children (babysitting)
#81678 to #81629 - deathmetalwarlord
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(06/10/2013) [-]
Me and my baby <3
#81707 to #81678 - tjcomics
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(06/10/2013) [-]
Cant tell what kind it is.. Tell me
#81737 to #81707 - deathmetalwarlord
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(06/11/2013) [-]
She's an Encore acoustic in Blueburst.
I've got three other guitars, it's just this was the closest at the time
#81777 to #81737 - tjcomics
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(06/11/2013) [-]
I play, just don't have my own guitar so i play friends when i can
#81778 to #81777 - deathmetalwarlord
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(06/11/2013) [-]
Ahh, get a cheap one! That's what I did. And still do.
I have four good quality guitars, and all except one were under £100.
#81780 to #81778 - tjcomics
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(06/11/2013) [-]
Eh. Airforce base. I can walk through the barracks and ask for one.
#81782 to #81780 - deathmetalwarlord
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(06/11/2013) [-]
Ahhh, fairs enoughs
#81649 to #81629 - TheseChocodiles
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#81652 to #81649 - tjcomics
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(06/10/2013) [-]
Steal her, and call her your own. Problem solved
#81667 to #81652 - TheseChocodiles
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(06/10/2013) [-]
i could do that, i could cut off all her hair and rename her Patrick and pretend she's a boy


100% chance of getting away with it and 100% chance of fucking her up mentally and emotionally
so yay great plan
#81669 to #81667 - tjcomics
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(06/10/2013) [-]
Perfect plan.. 5 out of 5 whoopie golbergs
#81648 to #81629 - percioz
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(06/10/2013) [-]
Just me.
Being me.
All alone.
In this wonderful world.
#81665 to #81648 - anonmos
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(06/10/2013) [-]
ur so preti x
#81668 to #81665 - percioz
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(06/10/2013) [-]
thx xoxo
#81651 to #81648 - tjcomics
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(06/10/2013) [-]
I bet you enjoy sitting alone.
Masturbating.
While sitting alone, you masturbate.
#81653 to #81651 - percioz
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(06/10/2013) [-]
How does it feel being a dad.
Commenting on me.
Mastrubating.
#81654 to #81653 - tjcomics
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(06/10/2013) [-]
Being a dad is awesome.
Commenting on you is bad, because i know your masturbating to my amazing hat and glasses.
#81656 to #81654 - percioz
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(06/10/2013) [-]
shhhh
#81657 to #81656 - tjcomics
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(06/10/2013) [-]
I'm biting the pillow no one will know
#81658 to #81657 - percioz
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(06/10/2013) [-]
lock the door, smell my odor.
#81659 to #81658 - tjcomics
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(06/10/2013) [-]
Pick up the soap you dumbass the blacks are staring
#81660 to #81659 - percioz
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(06/10/2013) [-]
Damn you samuel, damn youuuuu...
#81661 to #81660 - tjcomics
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(06/10/2013) [-]
My names Tyler... Are you cheating on me Marcie?
#81662 to #81661 - percioz
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(06/10/2013) [-]
Damnit you're not Samuel? Well fuck, I'm not Marcie.
It's a bit dark in here.
#81663 to #81662 - tjcomics
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(06/10/2013) [-]
Get the fuck out the the wash room
#81664 to #81663 - percioz
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(06/10/2013) [-]
Lemme just get this
kthxbye
#81647 to #81629 - percioz
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#81635 to #81629 - loveyameanish
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(06/10/2013) [-]
I have me and my brother Sammy, close enough.
#81639 to #81635 - Timmietim
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(06/10/2013) [-]
football shirt ?
#81641 to #81639 - loveyameanish
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(06/10/2013) [-]
It's Dublin's Gaelic football team jersey. Gaelic football and rugby are the only sports I can tolerate.
#81644 to #81641 - Timmietim
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(06/10/2013) [-]
Eh playing normal football for 10 years was fun, quit a few months ago though. On amateur level it isn't hurr ill fake an injury for a freekick hurr.
#81637 to #81635 - tjcomics
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(06/10/2013) [-]
Adorable
#81638 to #81637 - loveyameanish
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(06/10/2013) [-]
Your son is so cuuuute, I can't even deal.
#81640 to #81638 - tjcomics
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(06/10/2013) [-]
Oh, just leave me out </3
I thought we had love!
But i can forgive you.
#81643 to #81642 - tjcomics
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(06/10/2013) [-]
Its ok
Its ok
#81630 to #81629 - anonmos
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(06/10/2013) [-]
nigga how old are you
#81631 to #81630 - tjcomics
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(06/10/2013) [-]
Nigga look at my profile
#81632 to #81631 - anonmos
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(06/10/2013) [-]
and how old is that wee qtpie?
#81633 to #81632 - tjcomics
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(06/10/2013) [-]
25 months. i have a 2 month baby girl as well.
#81634 to #81633 - anonmos
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(06/10/2013) [-]
You got dem kiddos quite young. No judging here.

Your little boy is fucking adorable.
#81636 to #81634 - tjcomics
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(06/10/2013) [-]
Well me and my wife are enjoying them, especially the girl. She had acid reflexes though so shes always grumpy, but i still love her.
#81621 - desdemona
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(06/10/2013) [-]
Makes me think a child has played in the poop
#81626 to #81621 - ariscorp
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(06/10/2013) [-]
What are you doing with a stick and... i think.. is that an ankh?
#81627 to #81626 - desdemona
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(06/10/2013) [-]
The stick and "anchor" are a meter ruler and a line transect, biology experimentation woop woop. I had to count plants so you can understand that this sign was the most exciting thing I had seen all day.
#81628 to #81627 - desdemona
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(06/10/2013) [-]
I obviously can't read, I read anchor instead of ankh. This exam tomorrow is going to go so well
#81624 to #81621 - Timmietim
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(06/10/2013) [-]
Well kids are dumbasses
probably yeah.
#81578 - WtfStrawberries
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(06/10/2013) [-]
Feeling really anxious about things, and i need distractions. Ive pretty much browsed all of FJ, dont know what else to do.
#81584 to #81578 - fuckya
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(06/10/2013) [-]
Start going on a whole bunch of boards and get involved on the FJ community.
That's what I'm doing.
#81587 to #81584 - WtfStrawberries
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(06/10/2013) [-]
Doing the same thing, figured i start here
i dont really know what to put on the others...
#81589 to #81587 - fuckya
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(06/10/2013) [-]
My profile is open. You can look at what I put on the boards, I don't mind.
Politics and Religion would probably be least advised for a first time, unless your used to heavily defending your belief.
#81588 to #81587 - WtfStrawberries
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(06/10/2013) [-]
I swear i have no idea how that smiley face has gotten there
#81583 to #81578 - gmarrox
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(06/10/2013) [-]
Maddabate
#81586 to #81583 - WtfStrawberries
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(06/10/2013) [-]
b-but i cant...
b-but i cant...
#81701 to #81586 - transgendered
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(06/10/2013) [-]
why not? whats the madda?
#81594 to #81586 - desdemona
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(06/10/2013) [-]
it is scientifically proven to relieve stress
#81590 to #81586 - fuckya
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(06/10/2013) [-]
And how can you not maddabate?
And how can you not maddabate?
#81571 - raffoutroudlol
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(06/10/2013) [-]
Tell me, what do you do to stay up? I don't drink or smoke or do any drugs so those really aren't options to help me stay up.
#81696 to #81571 - alphabethsoop
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(06/10/2013) [-]
keep the lights on and the music full of energy
#81625 to #81571 - Timmietim
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(06/10/2013) [-]
i just stay up.
#81585 to #81571 - fuckya
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(06/10/2013) [-]
Energy Drinks.
Lots of energy drinks.

Or Oranges, that works too.
#81579 to #81571 - hashketchum **User deleted account**
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(06/10/2013) [-]
Willem Dafoe is under your bed.
#81580 to #81579 - raffoutroudlol
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(06/10/2013) [-]
Jokes on you, I don't have a place for anything under my bed!
#81581 to #81580 - hashketchum **User deleted account**
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(06/10/2013) [-]
Добро пожаловать в ад
#81573 to #81571 - anon
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(06/10/2013) [-]
have you heard of coffee its this new thing kim kardashian invented you should try it kardashian koffee fuck the haters
#81582 to #81573 - loveyameanish
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(06/10/2013) [-]
Ruairi please. Make an account.
#81574 to #81573 - raffoutroudlol
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(06/10/2013) [-]
I would drink coffee but that means having to make it and we have shitty coffee, along with the fact that I live with my parents and they don't need to know why I'm up at 1am making coffee.
#81572 to #81571 - medewu
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(06/10/2013) [-]
Don't fap.
#81558 - deathmetalwarlord
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(06/09/2013) [-]
ITT: weird things you do when anything from slightly inebriated to fucking hammered.

I'm kinda half-drunk-ish. Had a lot of whisky.
But anyways, I'm eating a bowl of uncooked noodles and a raw onion
#81793 to #81558 - dzubelyudee
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(06/11/2013) [-]
I tend to dress up in whatever sports gear I can find. Be it football, swimming, tennis, it doesn't matter. If it's there, I'm in it. Though to be fair, I often set it up for myself. Here's my finest effort. I was pretty chopped.

That's me with the cricket bat
#81795 to #81793 - deathmetalwarlord
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(06/11/2013) [-]
You look very intense there. Well-focused on your game.
#81613 to #81558 - hockeykicksass
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(06/10/2013) [-]
i like to take people's hats, not like steal them but take them and wear it in front of them until they notice
#81565 to #81558 - TheseChocodiles
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(06/10/2013) [-]
I've been trying to think but generally I just do the normal shit when drunk except there is the one time that was not so good.
So it was a 2 years ago and it was in the middle of GCSE module exams and me and two friends decided to have a drink to celebrate. Now this next bit will sound very trampy but it is something people of that age do a lot here, we drink in alleyways. This is because we cant go to somebodys house but often the parent doesnt know we drink and we want to hide from the police. So, we were doing that, I had a half bottle of vodka which usually gets me sufficiently drunk, my friend did too but my other friend had a 2 litre bottle of cider. So we finished our drink except the one who had the cider who had decided she didn't want to drink it. So I decided I hadn't had enough drink and downed 70% percent of it. So yeah, good well done me. So then I went into a kind of fancy chinese place and sat down and started chatting to people. Then I went out to the street and I basically had to sit down because I couldn't walk. We had to get my brother to come and collect me, while I was trying to convince him I wasn't drunk he would speed round corners so I would hit my head and he would have a little chuckle. Ran inside the house, met my sister with a drunken smile and then threw up all over the back door. Then ran upstairs to the bathroom, knocked down a lot of shit while my brother and sister were crying with laughter. Then ran and got my business studies textbook, ran again to my parents bed hugging the textbook in a fetal position and claiming I needed to revise.

So yeah, this is also kind of a cauntionary tale of not to drink over your limit. I've never been that bad since.
#81619 to #81565 - deathmetalwarlord
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(06/10/2013) [-]
That... was a downer.
#81646 to #81619 - TheseChocodiles
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(06/10/2013) [-]
lol i was a legend
#81550 - BOBTHEDUDEMAN
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(06/09/2013) [-]
im bored to shit, anyone wanna talk?
#81552 to #81550 - anon
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(06/09/2013) [-]
hi thesechocodiles here im bored aswell hehe i get told im a 8/10 but secretly im a big 10!!!!! ;) call me my name is 666 area code 90210 state ur name n age!! actually dont give a fuk about age haha just a number tell em to shake the haters off!!!!!!!!!!! hehe boom boom boom
#81561 to #81552 - loveyameanish
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(06/10/2013) [-]
Ruairi you glorious cunt.
#81559 to #81552 - TheseChocodiles
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(06/09/2013) [-]
thank you ruairi
well i didnt say that so deal with it
#81555 to #81552 - BOBTHEDUDEMAN
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(06/09/2013) [-]
what in the actual fuck did you just say?
#81532 - transgendered
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(06/09/2013) [-]
guys, I just realised!
Faggots is the most faggoty word ever!

No but listen. Faggots can mean a ball of meat in gravy. Meat = penis. Balls = Balls. Meat and Balls covered in sloppy gravy. Think about that. Think about how homoerotic I could make that out to be.
But then you got good ol' bundle-of-sticks. I'm gonna go straight out here with this one, but sticks = dicks. That aint hard to imagine. They're the same sorta shape. A bunch of dicks stuck together.

Also with words related to Faggots, you got like, womanliness and coyness and sewing and stuff.
#81529 - gmarrox
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(06/09/2013) [-]
ITT: your favorite passtime.
#81570 to #81529 - raffoutroudlol
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(06/10/2013) [-]
Sitting on the computer talking with internet friends all day. That's all I ever do. Internet friends are the best.
Sitting on the computer talking with internet friends all day. That's all I ever do. Internet friends are the best.
#81562 to #81529 - loveyameanish
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(06/10/2013) [-]
Xbox, FJ and Skyping with mah main boi because I have no real life friends now and thus have no reason to leave the house ever lelelel xoxoxo
#81563 to #81562 - gmarrox
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(06/10/2013) [-]
I know babe, poppin dem collahz
#81595 to #81563 - anonmos
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(06/10/2013) [-]
you two are adorable<3
#81620 to #81595 - loveyameanish
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(06/10/2013) [-]
Adorable... Or sessi as fuck with our popped collars?
#81622 to #81620 - anonmos
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(06/10/2013) [-]
I have a same kind of denim vest. Twinsies.
#81564 to #81563 - loveyameanish
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(06/10/2013) [-]
CRIIIINNNGGGEEEE!!!
CRIIIINNNGGGEEEE!!!
#81500 - desdemona
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(06/09/2013) [-]
So my revision is going well...
#81551 to #81500 - Timmietim
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(06/09/2013) [-]
gmod > minecraft
#81531 to #81500 - alphabethsoop
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(06/09/2013) [-]
Basically doing the same beb
#81525 to #81500 - Timmietim
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(06/09/2013) [-]
I'm gonna have to repeat this year anyways.
#81596 to #81525 - anonmos
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(06/10/2013) [-]
High five for being lazy!
#81597 to #81596 - Timmietim
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(06/10/2013) [-]
It's basically math that fucked me over.
Rest of my subjects are good enough..
#81598 to #81597 - anonmos
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(06/10/2013) [-]
Math is my worst enemy.
#81599 to #81598 - Timmietim
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(06/10/2013) [-]
I don't understand any of it. Big chance that i'll even fuck it up next year lol
#81600 to #81599 - anonmos
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(06/10/2013) [-]
gg gl
#81601 to #81600 - Timmietim
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(06/10/2013) [-]
Well atleast i won't have to do anything on the other subjects i guess.
although i didn't really do much already..
#81602 to #81601 - anonmos
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(06/10/2013) [-]
So just math for a year? Oh joy.
#81603 to #81602 - Timmietim
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(06/10/2013) [-]
Well i'll still have to go to the classes and shit, but math is the only one i will have to actually study for
#81604 to #81603 - anonmos
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(06/10/2013) [-]
Oh moi, have fun.
#81605 to #81604 - Timmietim
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(06/10/2013) [-]
>school
>fun
yeah..
#81606 to #81605 - anonmos
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(06/10/2013) [-]
Well you can always procrastinate.
#81607 to #81606 - Timmietim
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(06/10/2013) [-]
Like right at this moment
#81608 to #81607 - anonmos
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(06/10/2013) [-]
Well done. What are you doing besides answering my pointless comments?
#81609 to #81608 - Timmietim
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(06/10/2013) [-]
Waiting on my game of thrones download, talking on skype, listening music, loggin in on LoL
#81610 to #81609 - anonmos
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(06/10/2013) [-]
GoT is pure awesome, LoL not so much.
#81611 to #81610 - Timmietim
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(06/10/2013) [-]
oi ur mum m8 fite me irl
Season finale woo.
#81612 to #81611 - anonmos
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(06/10/2013) [-]
My mother is dead.

I should watch it but I am lazy and should go play something.
#81614 to #81612 - Timmietim
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(06/10/2013) [-]
Yeah you should.
#81524 to #81500 - loveyameanish
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(06/09/2013) [-]
You may end up the loser twin if you fail but at least you'll always be able to shoplift melons in your huge flapping vagooter!!
#81618 to #81524 - iwanttousenumbers
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(06/10/2013) [-]
That's my favorite picture ever
#81526 to #81524 - desdemona
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(06/09/2013) [-]
it is a skill not many have
#81523 to #81500 - gmarrox
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(06/09/2013) [-]
Haven't even touched minecraft in ages.
#81489 - ljxjlos
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(06/09/2013) [-]
Well, after more than 20 years I´m going to enjoy my first tacco, ever, soon. How is your day, /social/?
#81577 to #81489 - TheseChocodiles
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(06/10/2013) [-]
Never had one.
#81593 to #81577 - ljxjlos
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(06/10/2013) [-]
Meh, it really wasn´tthat good, I think I´ll pass on a second one. You didn´t miss much.
#81615 to #81593 - TheseChocodiles
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(06/10/2013) [-]
Well that's good then
#81490 to #81489 - SunshineCabbage
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(06/09/2013) [-]
Going alright I suppose.

Enjoy your taco
#81491 to #81490 - ljxjlos
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(06/09/2013) [-]
Alright doesn´t sound that good...

I´m still waiting, my friends are unreliable.(
#81492 to #81491 - SunshineCabbage
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(06/09/2013) [-]
It's a Sunday, I have nothing to do apart from coursework, so it's not a brilliant day - but it's not bad.

And damn your friends for making you wait!
#81493 to #81492 - ljxjlos
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(06/09/2013) [-]
I wish I at least had coursework to do, I´m ill, my TV is broken and I don´t have anything to read left. But well, tomorrow is monday, so look forward to the week.

Nah, I can´t accuse them of anything, after all they don´t have to bring me books and food only because I´m ill but they still do it. Guess I can overlook tardiness
#81494 to #81493 - SunshineCabbage
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(06/09/2013) [-]
Awh that sucks! What're you ill with? And why not catch up some shows on the net or something?

That's pretty sweet, wish my friends would bring me books and food.
#81495 to #81494 - ljxjlos
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(06/09/2013) [-]
I don´t even know, my immune-system sucks, yesterday I was completely fit, out partying, today I woke up, my sight went black directly after I stood up and I fell, I can´t see straight, headache, etc, etc...I have this shit at least once a month, but at least it´s always over after 2-3 days.

Yeah, my friends are assholes and idiots, but they can be nice guys/girls from time to time.D And I´ve done this shit for everyone of them, too, before, so it´s jist normal.
#81496 to #81495 - SunshineCabbage
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(06/09/2013) [-]
Sounds horrible, you been to the doctors about it? Or is it something you're just getting on with?

As are my friends, sometimes. But they're still pretty damn awesome.
#81497 to #81496 - ljxjlos
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(06/09/2013) [-]
I´ve been traveling from doctor to doctor all the time not only because of this, still no idea, what exactly I have, so I kinda just accept it.

As are most friends - else they wouldn´t be friends.
#81498 to #81497 - SunshineCabbage
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(06/09/2013) [-]
Sounds like what I had to go through, it's annoying as Hell when all these different doctors have no clue about what's wrong. But hoping you feel better soon!

And that's very true, indeed.
#81499 to #81498 - ljxjlos
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(06/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, I´m sure sometimes a doctor will find out what it is
Thanks, tho
#81474 - TheseChocodiles
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(06/09/2013) [-]
''I play guitar because it gets me bitches.'' - Percioz.
#81488 to #81474 - ariscorp
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#81487 to #81474 - ariscorp
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#81486 to #81474 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE
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(06/09/2013) [-]
I play bitches to get guitars....
#81476 to #81474 - percioz
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(06/09/2013) [-]
Oh oki.
Oh oki.
#81478 to #81476 - TheseChocodiles
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(06/09/2013) [-]
''choco you just had to take my angle that looks like I'm about to crawl my way over to get some titty milk and tractor''

v good v good
#81480 to #81478 - percioz
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(06/09/2013) [-]
Die
Die
#81481 to #81480 - TheseChocodiles
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(06/09/2013) [-]
sorry im a legend
#81468 - transgendered
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(06/09/2013) [-]
Sup Social.
Guys I am a massive faggot and I really want to start vlogging on youtube. But I have literally nothing to talk about.
Anyone got any ideas on how to get more than 3 views on my videos?
#81530 to #81468 - gmarrox
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(06/09/2013) [-]
Most people who think they should vlog, shouldn't. You need to be good at editing videos, have great recording equipment, and have excellent volume and tone control, while avoiding things like "ummmm" and "so yeah" or else you're just another kid talking to a webcam in your bedroom.
#81535 to #81530 - transgendered
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(06/09/2013) [-]
If I'm editing it, wont I just edit out my umms?
#81536 to #81535 - gmarrox
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(06/09/2013) [-]
Get in the practice of avoiding all bad speech patterns all together. Editing should be used to add impact, not remove bad speech.
#81539 to #81536 - transgendered
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(06/09/2013) [-]
Well according to my english teacher, I have a very natural voice.

What do you mean by "add impact", if I might ask?
#81541 to #81539 - gmarrox
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(06/09/2013) [-]
Jump between topics you want to discuss quickly and fluidly.
#81484 to #81468 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE
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(06/09/2013) [-]
- Current events (read alot of news and shit.)
- Current music news/gaming news/ etc.
- Shit people are interested in eharing about.

It's easy to Vlog if you are giving people news that they haven't heard yet, then slip in your own twist on it and BOOM.


#81469 to #81468 - legendaryhero
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(06/09/2013) [-]
Isn't vlogging something for people who are already pretty known on youtube?
But maybe you can talk about yourself being transgendered n shit.
#81554 to #81469 - transgendered
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(06/09/2013) [-]
Hey Leg and Dairy Hello, if you're there, I had an idea to make a video!
Its like, a short film thingy. Its like a crew of people who dont know that they're not part of the USS Enterprise.
So we are at school, but they see everything as aliens, and cars as spaceships and whatnot.

...its a lot better when you read the actual script...
#81527 to #81469 - transgendered
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(06/09/2013) [-]
>implying this isnt just a name.
...I mean its not, but still. It isnt exactly the most... interesting thing I could talk about...
#81617 to #81527 - legendaryhero
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(06/10/2013) [-]
Are you feeling alright?
#81645 to #81617 - transgendered
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(06/10/2013) [-]
hmm?
#81809 to #81808 - legendaryhero
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(06/11/2013) [-]
marry me?
#81810 to #81809 - transgendered
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(06/11/2013) [-]
yeah k
#81811 to #81810 - legendaryhero
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(06/11/2013) [-]
<3
#81461 - justbeingcool
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(06/09/2013) [-]
Well hello everyone is everyone having a nice day
#81505 to #81461 - xmaniac
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(06/09/2013) [-]
not realy ive head a gig with my band yesterday and we sucked so im kinda dissapointed. anyway are you having a nice day?
#81506 to #81505 - justbeingcool
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(06/09/2013) [-]
im sure you did fine and im sunburned so is an all right day
#81507 to #81506 - xmaniac
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(06/09/2013) [-]
where you from? how badly did u burned urself?
#81508 to #81507 - justbeingcool
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(06/09/2013) [-]
im from Newcastle in England and quite bad on my chest and arms
#81509 to #81508 - xmaniac
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(06/09/2013) [-]
damn! i hope you get better so you had good weather as well thats nice
#81510 to #81509 - justbeingcool
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(06/09/2013) [-]
thanks it was okay for a couple of days its going to be about 16 Celsius all week which is boiling for me so were are you from
#81511 to #81510 - xmaniac
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(06/09/2013) [-]
hah you Uk people and your weather i feel sory for ya. Im from a little country called slovenia if you heard about it?
#81512 to #81511 - justbeingcool
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(06/09/2013) [-]
yes i have herd of Slovenia it look like a nice. i can not stand hot weather at all since im pale i just burn so its not much fun so got any plans for tomorrow
#81515 to #81512 - xmaniac
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(06/09/2013) [-]
well you take care of yourself i dont want you to burnn yourself up. hm well tomorow i have school and driving lessons so nothing special. maybe i would go and write some stuff for the band... and you what do you have planned?
#81517 to #81515 - justbeingcool
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(06/09/2013) [-]
well nothing really im homeschooled so i don't even have to got to school i think i might make a cake but im not to sure yet
#81518 to #81517 - xmaniac
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(06/09/2013) [-]
wow homeschooling. is it cool? can you sleep whenever u want? well if you are gonna make a cake then good luck on it. can we continue this conversation tomorow? im a little tired i have to get up at 5.
#81822 to #81518 - justbeingcool
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(06/11/2013) [-]
hello im back
#81952 to #81822 - xmaniac
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(06/12/2013) [-]
hi sory that i totaly forgot about you but ive had so much work to do. so how are you
#81960 to #81952 - justbeingcool
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(06/12/2013) [-]
its okkay im good thank you how about you
#82032 to #81960 - xmaniac
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(06/13/2013) [-]
im ok. well just doing my project for school (well i was supposed to but then funnyjunk came along) and what are you doing?
#82044 to #82032 - justbeingcool
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(06/13/2013) [-]
well its my moms birthday today so some of of my family are over
#82045 to #82044 - xmaniac
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(06/13/2013) [-]
hard times? or are you enjoying urself when family comes?
#82048 to #82045 - justbeingcool
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(06/13/2013) [-]
no i love my family soo im enjoying it just watching the tennis with my grandma
#82141 to #82048 - xmaniac
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(06/14/2013) [-]
thats nice! i mostly meet people who hate their parrents but i never get why...
by the way offtopic question do you have any boyfrends/girlfrends?
#82166 to #82141 - justbeingcool
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(06/14/2013) [-]
No i have no boyfriend Im a girl by the way do you
#81519 to #81518 - justbeingcool
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(06/09/2013) [-]
well i suppose it is cool but i tend to sleep less now that im homeschooled i dont know why i just do haha good look at getting up at five talk to you tomorrow
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#81436 - anon
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(06/09/2013) [-]
Alright I gotta get this off my chest
I've been comin to FJ for years, since it was green and since back in the day when Papa Smurf Can I Like Yo Ass was popular.
Now I've seen my fair share of feel posts, and posts that make us all come together and act nice to each other, I've seen users mention the phrase "FJ Family" and blah blah blah
Well that's bull shit. This is the largest, meanest, most vicious group of people I've ever seen in my life. The shit that gets said to people on here blows my mind. I know 90% of you would NEVER say the crap you say on here to someone's face.
This post will probably get made fun of, "oh anon is a pussy", "anon can't take a little bullying", "anon is butthurt" but jesus christ is it so hard to be nice and decent to people on the internet?
This website is like a goddamn shark tank. Lighten up people, be nice
#81501 to #81436 - fuckya
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(06/09/2013) [-]
I'm pretty nice to people on the internet.

But then I'm an ass IRL.
#81463 to #81436 - odio
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(06/09/2013) [-]
ok
#81462 to #81436 - TheseChocodiles
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(06/09/2013) [-]
I don't think so
Maybe it's you
#81453 to #81436 - birdss
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(06/09/2013) [-]
Why so serious on the internet? Weirdo.
#81448 to #81436 - ColeTheUber
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(06/09/2013) [-]
The way I see it, that's the best part about the internet. You can say things on here that you can't say in real life, due to social protocol and such, and that is what makes the internet so fun.   
Besides, compared to most other sites with communities like Funnyjunk, we are pretty tame.
The way I see it, that's the best part about the internet. You can say things on here that you can't say in real life, due to social protocol and such, and that is what makes the internet so fun.
Besides, compared to most other sites with communities like Funnyjunk, we are pretty tame.
#81441 to #81436 - hashketchum **User deleted account**
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(06/09/2013) [-]
Pussy.
#81440 to #81436 - WtfStrawberries
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(06/09/2013) [-]
and you take it seriously?
Learn to tell sarcasm, or when someone is joking. Because i know there are SOME people that do that seriously, it isnt often at all. There are decent people on here, but i feel like you're just all sensitive about the bad people that you dont take notice in the good.
And there are worse places than this, more vicious and cruel.
#81439 to #81436 - hashketchum **User deleted account**
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(06/09/2013) [-]
You're not supposed to take the Internet seriously.
#81438 to #81436 - jackirl
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(06/09/2013) [-]
There are worse places on the web mate, i suggest you grow some thicker skin. Theres nasty people wherever you go. Its just the case on funnyjunk that theres a lack of consequences. I'm guessing you have heard the phrase Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. Well in this case its giving people masks and they call you a faggot/pussy. As desdemona said though you shouldn't really take this shit seriously. If you cannot handle funnyjunk then how the hell are you going to be able to survive in the real world? Worst comes to worst just leave if its upsetting you that much. You also mentioned people insulting others well... If you can't ignore an insult, top it. If you can't top it, laugh it off; and if you can't laugh it off, it's probably deserved.
There are worse places on the web mate, i suggest you grow some thicker skin. Theres nasty people wherever you go. Its just the case on funnyjunk that theres a lack of consequences. I'm guessing you have heard the phrase Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. Well in this case its giving people masks and they call you a faggot/pussy. As desdemona said though you shouldn't really take this shit seriously. If you cannot handle funnyjunk then how the hell are you going to be able to survive in the real world? Worst comes to worst just leave if its upsetting you that much. You also mentioned people insulting others well... If you can't ignore an insult, top it. If you can't top it, laugh it off; and if you can't laugh it off, it's probably deserved.
#81437 to #81436 - desdemona
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(06/09/2013) [-]
You know most of it is harmless banter right?
#81431 - tredbear
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(06/09/2013) [-]
You need to login to view this link

my minecraft server if u want to join
#81428 - tjcomics
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(06/09/2013) [-]
I have a question social.
So I have forever loved babies. Not little kids, but babies. Infants, newborns, just a baby. I 'm a guy and i now have my own baby and adopted boy, but am I the only guy who likes babies? My mother and mother-in-law have said its really weird for a guy to like babies and kids, but i really love them.
Pic related, my wife and 2 kids.
#81470 to #81428 - kampi ONLINE
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(06/09/2013) [-]
I know what you mean, I adore babies to the fullest.
Of course, I love children too. I mean, it's the beginning of ones lifetime, y'know? The very start. And it's so exciting to watch someone grow up, escpecially if it's someone you know, or love.
#81447 to #81428 - davvi
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(06/09/2013) [-]
no, not weird
#81434 to #81428 - anon
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(06/09/2013) [-]
I love babies, and little kids too - provided that they're well-behaved and not little spoiled shitheads.

But yeah, kids are great fun
#81429 to #81428 - shoryuken
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(06/09/2013) [-]
that's not weird at all, they're weird
#81426 - churrocharizard
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(06/09/2013) [-]
Hey Social. Post the most ridiculous faces you can make.

Could use some cheering up.

I'll love you forever.
#81557 to #81426 - BrayBoy
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#81650 to #81557 - percioz
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(06/10/2013) [-]
Man, you're the derpy teen wolf.
#81655 to #81650 - BrayBoy
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(06/10/2013) [-]
thanks bebs
#81533 to #81426 - gmarrox
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(06/09/2013) [-]
Sorry loveyameanish, couldn't crop you
#81543 to #81533 - churrocharizard
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(06/09/2013) [-]
I can't not smile whilst looking at this. Look at that cheeky glint in your eyes. You know exactly what you're doing.

Yes you do

Oh and yay I get meany as an added bonus<3
#81534 to #81533 - loveyameanish
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(06/09/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#81537 to #81534 - gmarrox
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(06/09/2013) [-]
Yes, because of the two of us in that picture, you're totally the one who should be embarrassed.
#81538 to #81537 - loveyameanish
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(06/09/2013) [-]
Nigger please.
#81540 to #81538 - gmarrox
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#81560 to #81540 - TheseChocodiles
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(06/09/2013) [-]
> nigga im rollin in hoes

granny beside you
v good i laughed loudly
#81544 to #81540 - loveyameanish
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(06/09/2013) [-]
I should be shot.
#81545 to #81544 - gmarrox
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(06/09/2013) [-]
pls no
#81547 to #81546 - gmarrox
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#81548 to #81547 - loveyameanish
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(06/09/2013) [-]
chinese v mexican burrito.
#81576 to #81548 - churrocharizard
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(06/10/2013) [-]
Omg you just never stop being cute, do you?

<3
#81549 to #81548 - gmarrox
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(06/09/2013) [-]
Why can't i mouth all this donut?
#81553 to #81549 - loveyameanish
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(06/09/2013) [-]
I have so many more funny ones of you than I do of myself. Sad times.
#81556 to #81553 - gmarrox
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(06/09/2013) [-]
So use them nignog
#81528 to #81426 - alphabethsoop
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(06/09/2013) [-]
cba to take another pic so have this one
#81542 to #81528 - churrocharizard
Reply 0
(06/09/2013) [-]
Omg bethy so gorgeous wifey xoxo
#81683 to #81542 - alphabethsoop
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(06/10/2013) [-]
Wifey babe!!!!!! xoxo
#81471 to #81426 - kampi ONLINE
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(06/09/2013) [-]
Here, have some of my profile pictures.
#81472 to #81471 - kampi ONLINE
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#81475 to #81472 - kampi ONLINE
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#81433 to #81426 - dennisc
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