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#83203 - hypnoso
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24/m/Russia
Im cute and sex
#83204 to #83203 - misticalz
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No you're not.

He is
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User avatar #83198 - ChronoBoost
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I don't understand people who go to the bar on Sunday night. "Tommorow is Monday, lets make it even worse by being hung over! YEAH!"
User avatar #83202 to #83198 - ljxjlos
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What desdemona says. You don´t even have to drink one drink. + what could be better but end the weekend with going out before not being able to go out for 5 days?
User avatar #83201 to #83198 - desdemona
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Bar doesn't equal drunk

Bar equals social
#83199 to #83198 - anon id: 20c5f6f0
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You don't have to get so drunk you have a hangover every time you go to the bar.
#83195 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE
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So I got sent this picture of me today from a few nights ago. We had a black friend stay over and she had the big fancy shades. So, being the fucker that I am I wore them and started cracking jokes and calling myself Bonquiqui Yolanda Johnson. Looking back I admit that its a story I wont tell very often and seeing myself in the shades makes me sigh in exasperation. Does anybody else have any stories of pure "fuck everything Im going to be silly" moments? Have any photos or videos of the occurances?

(oh my word, Hurley actually trying to contribute to the board and start a discussion?)
User avatar #83218 to #83195 - critality
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I remember when I was at my friends birthday party, as we were sitting down at the table waiting for the cake and waiting for someone to start the happy birthday song, well no one did and it was starting to get awkward. Being the quick and resourceful thinker I am I start belting out the Canadian national anthem as loud as I could. Soon all my friends joined in as maple syrup started leaking from the ceiling, which I promptly apologized for, as a chorus of moose in the back yard began making moose noises to the song. As our singing became louder and more true to beautiful Canada the area got colder and colder till there was a sheet of ice covering the whole floor. I felt the hockey puck in my soul calling out to me as the puck drops and we face off then and there.

shit was cash
#83193 - Spikeydeath
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In your countries history who in your opinion was the greatest leader?
For me, in the US, Grover Cleveland was such an honest man trying to fix wrong who you couldnt corrupt if you tried
User avatar #83321 to #83193 - fuckya
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George Washington.
He had every opportunity to become king, but he led the US to become a democracy.

But Andrew Jackson is the most bad ass.
#83326 to #83321 - Spikeydeath
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Andrew Jackson vs Teddy Rosevelt hand to hand combat who would win
User avatar #83327 to #83326 - fuckya
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Andy saw actual combat, so I'm gunna go with him. Also, Andy would shoot Teddy.
#83328 to #83327 - Spikeydeath
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Teddy saw a lot of combat... he made the rough riders one of the biggest badass groups to ever exist
User avatar #83329 to #83328 - fuckya
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He was in Cuba. And he led a group of frat boys in college on a 'charge' against an inferior enemy.

Andy fought the Brits in the Battle of New Orleans, a superior enemy. He also invaded Florida and refused to give it back to the Spanish.
#83330 to #83329 - Spikeydeath
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true
User avatar #83331 to #83330 - fuckya
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And Andy's been shot. A lot.
#83332 to #83331 - Spikeydeath
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and beat a guy with his cane to near death
User avatar #83333 to #83332 - fuckya
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Andy's awesome. But not the best leader.
User avatar #83213 to #83193 - happyhour
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Michael Collins and Theobald Wolfe Tone, although i am not an Irish nationalist or republican i respect these figures for what they done.
User avatar #83194 to #83193 - ariscorp
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David lloyd george - reason: Health care reforms + creation of the NHS

(also shave your neckbeard it makes you look like a dirty autismo)
#83210 to #83194 - Spikeydeath
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I did you fucktard
User avatar #83214 to #83210 - ariscorp
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Good, cause you looked like shite
#83215 to #83214 - Spikeydeath
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that is an understatement, I like my long hair tho!
User avatar #83192 - johnylingo
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OK so I went to Knotts Berry Farm in CA yesterday, I was enjoying myself moderately enough on the rides, the first show I went to was the Snoopy on Ice shit. I didnt expect to like it but for one the fact that they were swingin bitches inches off the ground and holdin bitches over the guys heads, i was like "Nope NOpe NOPE would not do". anyway then i realized that these fit females were changing everything in between acts. what i would pay to be back stage just during one of those shows.For a while i was thinkin how nice it would be to date of of them, Fit-Flexible-Fantastic lookin. after that I did the Marshal Purdey show. it was fun to watch, but i got called up to be on stage and my job was to wear a chicken hat and clap my knees (which had been strapped with symbols) together while banging a triangle. shit was tough. After that we went to the Calico Saloon Show where these chicks do the French Can-can. well there was a red-headed chick with curly hair and B-E-A-utiful blue eyes 9.99/10. she kept lookin at me (prolly helped that i was front row of top deck) and man was she fine. I looked for a name but i couldn't find it. I don't want to stalk to hard so I feel I will give up on that regard. after the show i went to the chicken restaurant and got the $17 dinner. that came with 1) best rolls ever (must eat moderately cuz mass of food coming) 2)salad 3) chicken noodle soup (creamy and delish) 4)dinner including half a chicken(fried) mashed taters, and corn 5) fresh apple pie. It was fuckin GOOD. had to tell someone my story and i think social is the place to put it

TL;DR
>knotts
>hot chicks in tight clothing dancin on ice
>looked foolish
>saw gorgeous red-head
>MMM chicken
User avatar #83180 - icanpaintyay
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ok everyone, listen up. im writing a 4 page essay on a very recent and controversial subject, and i need your help. now, don't panic. i just need help finding a few online sources and articles about why x-box one is going to suck real bad.
thumbs if you bud in and help.
User avatar #83182 to #83180 - infamoustrapper
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lol
User avatar #83179 - kampfstier
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i feel like a kinky fucker eating my creme brulee ice cream and shit
#83177 - lolfire
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Just passing through.
Just passing through.
User avatar #83178 to #83177 - misticalz
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I feel like it's going to turn towards me and eat the camera.

It's creepy just seeing it like that.
User avatar #83153 - davvi
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#83278 to #83153 - anon id: ced8b95a
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That was absolutely terrifying...
User avatar #83163 to #83153 - hashketchum **User deleted account**
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The math teacher part was fucking funny
#83156 to #83153 - ragnarfag
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#83149 - anon id: d6293558
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If you could think from your parents point of view, would you be proud/pleased to have you as your child?

Try and list some pros and cons of you that a parent might think
User avatar #83318 to #83149 - planedisaster
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Pros:
I Listen
I am reliable
I do what my parents tell me to do
I clean the house
I am an athelete


Cons:
drink beer
sex at young age
constant parties
really bad grades
wasting money for crap
User avatar #83258 to #83149 - mykoira
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pros:
helpful (after few asks)
doesn't drink/smoke/do drugs
reliable
stays out of trouble
they always know where i am
does what has been told to do

Cons.
always home
doesn't do anything but being on computer
lazy
far from active
User avatar #83200 to #83149 - latinotornado
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Pros
Hard Working
Helpful
Does what they ask of me
Athletic (my father likes me in sports)
Charismatic (so they tell me)
easy to talk to

Cons
Does drugs
Drinks
Goes out a lot with friends and isn't home as much as I should be
Curses
Mediocre grades
Temper
Sexually Active at a young age
Can have pretty lazy days
VERY opinionated
User avatar #83150 to #83149 - TheseChocodiles
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pros
im their friend
i dont lie to them about what im doing or where im going
when i worked at the nursing home that he works at he said they didnt shut up about me when i left so he loved that shit and was really proud
i do the best in school out of all the siblings
i can make them laugh
we never fight
il have a drink with them instead of going out with my friends

cons
lol really lazy
i dont clean up after myself
i do the bare minimum always if possible
User avatar #83143 - brownstar
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Anyone here from South Wales? I wouldn't think so there seems to be mainly Americans on here.
User avatar #83146 to #83143 - dusters
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There's quite a shitload of europeans actually, I wouldn't be surprised if this board was mainly european.
User avatar #83158 to #83146 - brownstar
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Oh right, thinking about it now there is a lot of Europeans...
User avatar #83142 - rainbowboyviii
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Hoes the weather.
#83135 - transgendered
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Hey guys. Does anyone have the original version of this? Preferably a good-quality one.

To make this, I had to go over my friend's one. It didnt turn out so good...
#83323 to #83135 - fuckya
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#83240 to #83135 - logickid
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My worst is when I get shot by drunk guys with BB guns

and my sex life only counts the fapping.
#83181 to #83135 - misticalz
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#83176 to #83135 - percioz
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#83173 to #83135 - lolfire
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#83171 to #83135 - dzubelyudee
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#83160 to #83135 - loveyameanish
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Art á la Ruairi.
#83170 to #83160 - anon id: 5f6ac5a0
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post in nsfw
#83159 to #83135 - legendaryhero
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User avatar #83157 to #83135 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE
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Somebody do mine for me. I can't be bothered to spend time doing things right at this moment.
#83152 to #83135 - TheseChocodiles
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this was not made by me but by my irl cool friend named ruairi
#83151 to #83135 - birdss
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So Kawaii !!
#83145 to #83135 - dusters
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I'm a legend!!!
#83144 to #83135 - ariscorp
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#83141 to #83135 - anonmos
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Wow look at all the effort I put into this.
User avatar #83147 to #83141 - TheseChocodiles
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did you lose your virginity or have ye been givin sneaky wee blowjobs
User avatar #83154 to #83147 - anonmos
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im saving myself 4 u ;))
User avatar #83155 to #83154 - TheseChocodiles
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omg stap it u mak me feel brand new
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#83138 to #83135 - anonmos
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here
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#83134 - downtoabsolutezero **User deleted account**
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User avatar #83128 - theeballsack
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Random question, but blacks were not the first slaves right?
User avatar #83183 to #83128 - diabesity
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Probably.
Evidence shows that most ancient Egyptian pharaohs were of Caucasian descent, and that many people used to build the pyramids were of African descent.
#83133 to #83128 - downtoabsolutezero **User deleted account**
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User avatar #83130 to #83128 - jari
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The jews were
#83124 - godhatesfags
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User avatar #83325 to #83124 - fuckya
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Aight dude!
I felt as if you were just trollin. We cool.
#83161 to #83124 - davvi
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then why are you online 14 hours after that?
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User avatar #83131 to #83124 - kimkve
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*Forgot password
User avatar #83127 to #83124 - hashketchum **User deleted account**
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Except you can't just type some random crap because it asks you to type your new password twice and I doubt you'd get the same random crap you randomly typed in the first time.

Ay ay ay, que pendejo
User avatar #83129 to #83127 - davvi
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1. highlight randomly typed password
2. copy + paste into "type password again" box
3. ????
4. Profit!
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:/
User avatar #83122 - kampfstier
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anybody here in /social live in or around Osoyoos British Columbia sorry if this is personal but i'm moving there for my senior year of high school and i won't know anybody there
User avatar #83116 - SHUTTHEFRONTDOOR
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I could use some help. But before you invest your time into reading this, its not too important, i just want a few reason based opinions. So i'll be graduated highschool thursday, and my mother brought up the topic of a grad present. In my opinion graduating highschool doesn't really mean you deserve shit buuutttt whatever. She said choose whatever between the price range of 2 and 3 hundred( but in the interest of saving her money iv'e dropped the budget to around 150) . So with this budget i've decided i want a nice pair of headphones or a 3ds....
The headphones would be great because i go through about 3 30 dollar pairs a year, and listen to music tons so i want ones that'll last.
I need a 3ds to play the new pokemon game, but thats obviously not out yet. But for the sake of pokemon i need it eventually.
Sorry if i wasted anyones time, a few opinions would be fantastic, thanks!!
User avatar #83136 to #83116 - Timmietim
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audio technica m50's are great headphones aswell.
User avatar #83166 to #83136 - SHUTTHEFRONTDOOR
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Thanks, ill keep that in mind!
User avatar #83167 to #83166 - Timmietim
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If you're just careful and don't throw headphones around they will last quite a while. I've had these since january and nothing happened so far.
User avatar #83169 to #83167 - SHUTTHEFRONTDOOR
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Yeah these are just starting to go after maybe March or so, but in all fairness theyre junk. Idk, i just need to make sure they're durable regardless. Sound quality is obviously important, but id sacrifice a bit of that if they'd last an extra 4 or 5 months.
User avatar #83121 to #83116 - yameteoniichan
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if you go headphones, might i suggest: Sennheiser HD-280 pro

they're studio monitor quality and are comfortable to wear

congratulations on graduating
User avatar #83123 to #83121 - SHUTTHEFRONTDOOR
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Thats something i forgot to ask, if headphones which kind, so thanks. I'll definitely check those out! And thanks aha.
#83112 - foaly
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What's up guys?
Nothing okay.
#83106 - kingofdogs
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It's around two thirty am, should I sleep?
User avatar #83110 to #83106 - kampfstier
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sleep is for the weak