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User avatar #67229 - ILikeGreen (02/01/2013) [-]
Almost got mugged by 5 black guys today while waiting for the bus. I was able to get a punch in and run into a chicken shack. And called a friend to pick e up with their car.

Fuck today.
How was your day?
#67306 to #67229 - contaminatedwin (02/02/2013) [-]
>Getting mugged by black guys
>Runs into chicken shack
Did you really think that would deter them?
User avatar #67400 to #67306 - ILikeGreen (02/03/2013) [-]
Yeah there were a lot of black people in there so I went to the only white people and asked if I can sit with them.

I thought the other black people across the street was going to help them.
#67339 to #67306 - epicextreme ONLINE (02/03/2013) [-]
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User avatar #67257 to #67229 - shoryuken (02/02/2013) [-]
This is why I hate most black people.....
you did good though
User avatar #67401 to #67257 - ILikeGreen (02/03/2013) [-]
Yeah I love black people. But these people really messed up my view on them. Still can't hate all of them. One of my god friends in black.
User avatar #67220 - enviousjellyfish (02/01/2013) [-]
read like 250-ish pages of a book, enough for today, so I "save" it, come back click on saved book, doesn't link me to the last page..

all of my rage..
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#67223 to #67220 - anonymous (02/01/2013) [-]
this is the punishment of being a cunt
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User avatar #67235 to #67216 - ariscorp ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
5head
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User avatar #67281 to #67248 - ariscorp ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
is she your girlfriend?
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User avatar #67289 to #67288 - ariscorp ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
i take that as a no then.
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User avatar #67291 to #67290 - ariscorp ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
You're* .. ugh i hate doing that, please do not make me do that again. well then, what is your relation to this said girl.
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User avatar #67293 to #67292 - ariscorp ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
Then why would you ask "Yes or no"
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User avatar #67224 to #67216 - ariscorp ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
is that you? can you post a better pic?
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User avatar #67282 to #67228 - yunouppercase ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
no.
User avatar #67222 to #67216 - samxdaxman ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
Is john kill again?
User avatar #67218 to #67216 - Timmietim (02/01/2013) [-]
from behind
User avatar #67205 - humpaba (02/01/2013) [-]
Just once, I wish I'd have a reason to celebrate/look forward to Valentine's Day. Ah well. What do you guys think you'll be doing?
User avatar #67606 to #67205 - mechgeek (02/05/2013) [-]
You can celebrate another year without getting an STD or spending a ridiculous amount of money.
User avatar #67514 to #67205 - popperz (02/05/2013) [-]
Celebrating my one year anniversary of being single.
User avatar #67242 to #67205 - ljxjlos ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
As I just ended my last Relationship, I don´t think, Valentines Day will be a special Occasion to me...
User avatar #67277 to #67242 - WootBoot ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
I know that feel, that just happened to me. Im 18 and ive never had a reason to look forwards to valentines. It just makes it unbelievably hard when you're getting over a break up and you have to see all the happy new couples and shit
User avatar #67284 to #67277 - ljxjlos ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
Well, I actually don´t mind too much. Valentines should be a matter for couples that were together for more than a Year, at least. For new couples, I kinda think, it´s just lost money, I don´t even know what makes me think so, but well...
User avatar #67278 to #67277 - WootBoot ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
Oh shit, I almost posted that as a reply to EarthDefender's comment. Although it would still make sense
User avatar #67206 to #67205 - epicextreme ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
i feel you, i to wish i could feel that valentines day was an occasion.oh well not this year, ill probably be inside on my own
User avatar #67200 - Metallicock (02/01/2013) [-]
**Metallicock rolled user polskitroll **
Honey, Im home!
How was your day sweety?
User avatar #67202 to #67200 - epicextreme ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
are you cheating on me asswhole?
User avatar #67208 to #67202 - anonmos (02/01/2013) [-]
wholeass.
#67211 to #67208 - imzero (02/01/2013) [-]
Semi-skimmed ass
User avatar #67215 to #67209 - allion (02/01/2013) [-]
heh, saving this
User avatar #67217 to #67215 - epicextreme ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
it is wise to
#67183 - ariscorp ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
thank fuck its friday social
#67225 to #67183 - nyanpoptart (02/01/2013) [-]
Holy shit, it's Friday.
I never even realized.
#67187 to #67183 - Timmietim (02/01/2013) [-]
>not draven

do you even dunk?
User avatar #67196 to #67187 - ariscorp ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
i want to play now, game?
User avatar #67198 to #67196 - Timmietim (02/01/2013) [-]
meh probably going 5v5 premade already
#67195 to #67187 - ariscorp ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
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#67182 - birdss (02/01/2013) [-]
How do you pronounce ''February''?
1. feb-roo-er-ee
2. feb-roo-air-ee
3. feb-yoo-air-ee
4. feb-yoo-er-ee
5. feb-oo-er-ee
6. feb-oo-wair-ee
7. feb-er-wair-ee
8. feb-ree
9. None of the above
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User avatar #67212 to #67182 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (02/01/2013) [-]
9.) Feb-Yoo_wary
User avatar #67184 to #67182 - ariscorp ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
4
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User avatar #67199 to #67171 - yunouppercase ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
how do you know she doesn't like you?
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User avatar #67259 to #67254 - yunouppercase ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
go for the next girl. just ask them out, after you made enough body contact to.
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User avatar #67164 - irenecloud (02/01/2013) [-]
What the fuck are you all doing here?
You're all social misfits. Why are you on the fucking social board? Go out and be social, don't sit in your mommy's basement and talk to people with a bunch of fucking buttons.

Grow the fuck up.

I'm kidding. I'm not social either.
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User avatar #67165 to #67164 - wox (02/01/2013) [-]
I was about to get all defensive.
+1
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#67176 to #67161 - kobegriffeysanders (02/01/2013) [-]
**kobegriffeysanders rolls 11**
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User avatar #67213 to #67176 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (02/01/2013) [-]
This is byfar the funniest thing ever. I dont even know why its funny....
User avatar #67174 to #67161 - alexanderburns ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
**alexanderburns rolls 38**
User avatar #67162 to #67161 - birdss (02/01/2013) [-]
**birdss rolls 67**
#67150 - icanpaintyay (02/01/2013) [-]
do you know what really pisses me off? houses with faces. they're all like "hey lady. suck my dick". amd im all like, "no house with face. im holding a turtle". and then the house is like "well fuck you because, paper-dogs new fire, happy TV station!".
User avatar #67201 to #67150 - TheseChocodiles (02/01/2013) [-]
that's so random!!! XD
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User avatar #67138 - copycopy (02/01/2013) [-]
Kinda bored hi everyone waht up?
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User avatar #67103 - trimageryan (02/01/2013) [-]
Okay people, I need some help. My girlfriend is obsessed with Tumblr and all that and has 998 followers and has been waiting for days for two more but then never come. I don't care if I get a shit-ton of red thumbs but if I could have 2 of you wonderful people follow her that would be amazing.

Here's the link: You need to login to view this link
#67173 to #67103 - anonymous (02/01/2013) [-]
That's nice of you, Kyle.
#67091 - wox (02/01/2013) [-]
My roommate drew Angry Birds on the fucking toilet paper. They were not even that nicely drawn.    
I need a new roommate.
My roommate drew Angry Birds on the fucking toilet paper. They were not even that nicely drawn.
I need a new roommate.
User avatar #67096 to #67091 - smashingprodigy (02/01/2013) [-]
Why wipe your shit with more shit? Get a new roll of toilet paper.
User avatar #67179 to #67096 - amissingmouse (02/01/2013) [-]
Get your butt on skype..
User avatar #67099 to #67096 - wox (02/01/2013) [-]
That is just about what I told him before I got a new roll.
User avatar #67107 to #67099 - smashingprodigy (02/01/2013) [-]
What did he use? Permanent marker?
User avatar #67119 to #67107 - wox (02/01/2013) [-]
Yep, blue.
#67080 - kobegriffeysanders (02/01/2013) [-]
Good: I learned two days ago that I got cast as the lead for my school's spring play.   
   
Bad: I learned today that we have an all-day rehearsal (meaning 8 AM to 8 PM) on my birthday (Saturday, March 30).   
   
Ugly: A kid in my school is very upset he didn't get the lead. He's been obsessing about getting the lead for the past week, and he said he was a surefire bet to get the lead because he's been doing plays since he was four or five. He's kinda messed up in the head (he's possibly retarded, but nobody's really sure). He's also an obsessive liar. He legitimately claims to have a time machine, a Ferrari, 28 girlfriends (all of whom are cheerleaders), and many other things.   
   
So, Social, how's your week been?
Good: I learned two days ago that I got cast as the lead for my school's spring play.

Bad: I learned today that we have an all-day rehearsal (meaning 8 AM to 8 PM) on my birthday (Saturday, March 30).

Ugly: A kid in my school is very upset he didn't get the lead. He's been obsessing about getting the lead for the past week, and he said he was a surefire bet to get the lead because he's been doing plays since he was four or five. He's kinda messed up in the head (he's possibly retarded, but nobody's really sure). He's also an obsessive liar. He legitimately claims to have a time machine, a Ferrari, 28 girlfriends (all of whom are cheerleaders), and many other things.

So, Social, how's your week been?
User avatar #67082 to #67080 - popperz (02/01/2013) [-]
What is the show?
#67085 to #67082 - kobegriffeysanders (02/01/2013) [-]
Fools. I'm really excited for it because two of my best friends are the next-most important characters, and we're gonna kick ass.
User avatar #67089 to #67085 - popperz (02/01/2013) [-]
Fools is hilarious.

All day rehearsals suck but I bet you can bring some cupcakes on that day or something. Most directors won't object.
And the kid not getting the part ignore him if he has been acting for that long he would know not to be sour over not getting a part.
User avatar #67094 to #67089 - kobegriffeysanders (02/01/2013) [-]
Yeah my director is cool. I'm sure she'd allow something like that. And yeah we've learned to combat that kid. We out-lie him every time he lies. It's hilarious, really.
#67076 - anonymous (01/31/2013) [-]
Dingdongsingsong
#67079 to #67076 - anonymous (02/01/2013) [-]
is a hoe
User avatar #67168 to #67079 - samxdaxman ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
And a nigger.
#67063 - ljxjlos ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
Well, I just had to get rid of my Festival-Wristbands...could anyone console me, please?
Also, what to do with them, now they are off my Arms? It´s nearly twice the amount on this Picture, as I already took of some older ones before....
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User avatar #67078 to #67063 - sheepysquirrel (02/01/2013) [-]
Make a belt out of them or cut them completely of the metal and sew them onto a jacket.
#67073 to #67063 - anonmos (01/31/2013) [-]
Make a wig.
Make a wig.
User avatar #67075 to #67073 - ljxjlos ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
I´ve actually seen someone who did it. He had Rastalocks, really, really long ones,down to his Ass, and had Wristbands in them, around 40 Pieces, as he said. It looked cool, didn´t smell to cool, though...
User avatar #67069 to #67063 - haydn (01/31/2013) [-]
frame them?
User avatar #67070 to #67069 - ljxjlos ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
Nuh, I kinda want them portable:D But thanks for the Idea, though
User avatar #67072 to #67070 - Timmietim (01/31/2013) [-]
sew underwear out of them
#66975 - sheepysquirrel (01/31/2013) [-]
So according to fj lately, statistically probably more than 50% of guys on this site are 6'0 or taller. How does everyone here fair? I want to see how many people who claim to be tall actually ARE that tall. This measurement is without shoes as well, since shoes can add 1-2 inches or more depending.
And anyone claiming to be over 6'3 without providing evidence will not be counted without providing evidence!
6'1 on this end
#67280 to #66975 - liffian (02/02/2013) [-]
6'3. I don't have any convenient "you must be this tall" pictures laying around so this will have to do.
User avatar #67203 to #66975 - sonnyboii ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
Durr like 185 CM
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User avatar #67110 to #66975 - kobegriffeysanders (02/01/2013) [-]
Six feet even.
User avatar #67062 to #66975 - samxdaxman ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
I'm literally 5' 11 and a half. but im only 16 so ill probably grow over 6 feet.
User avatar #67061 to #66975 - mykoira (01/31/2013) [-]
6'2 i think
User avatar #67060 to #66975 - fezuargo (01/31/2013) [-]
I'm 5'7 and it bothers me that all my friends are at least 6 feet or taller. I've got these little legs :(
User avatar #67024 to #66975 - medewu ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
Fucking tall people >.> 5"8 here....
User avatar #67000 to #66975 - smashingprodigy (01/31/2013) [-]
I am about 5'9.
User avatar #67005 to #67000 - sheepysquirrel (01/31/2013) [-]
You're mexican though, you don't count.
#67008 to #67005 - smashingprodigy (01/31/2013) [-]
Pic related. My dad.
User avatar #67006 to #67005 - smashingprodigy (01/31/2013) [-]
I am American born with a Mexican dad.
So yes it counts.
User avatar #67009 to #67006 - sheepysquirrel (01/31/2013) [-]
Where is your mother from?
User avatar #67011 to #67009 - smashingprodigy (01/31/2013) [-]
El Salvador.

Why wouldn't it count?
User avatar #67012 to #67011 - sheepysquirrel (01/31/2013) [-]
I was kidding about it not counting since a stereotype is that mexicans are shorter.
#67016 to #67012 - smashingprodigy (01/31/2013) [-]
You know what? I wish I could argue with the stereotype, but I can't.    
   
DID YOU KNOW... that dinosaur bones found in Mexico were also shorter? Here's a gif of one.
You know what? I wish I could argue with the stereotype, but I can't.

DID YOU KNOW... that dinosaur bones found in Mexico were also shorter? Here's a gif of one.
#67019 to #67016 - sheepysquirrel (01/31/2013) [-]
ohman that made me laugh the dinosaur bone thing
ohman that made me laugh the dinosaur bone thing
User avatar #66998 to #66975 - loveyameanish (01/31/2013) [-]
Somewhere between 5'4 and 5'5
User avatar #67065 to #66998 - Timmietim (01/31/2013) [-]
I didn't know you were a guy
User avatar #67086 to #67065 - loveyameanish (02/01/2013) [-]
I'm not. I just joined in because boredom.
User avatar #67002 to #66998 - sheepysquirrel (01/31/2013) [-]
Leprechaun eh?
#67027 to #67002 - loveyameanish (01/31/2013) [-]
Can't believe you remembered.
User avatar #67029 to #67027 - sheepysquirrel (01/31/2013) [-]
A Sheep never forgets.
User avatar #66994 to #66975 - dusters (01/31/2013) [-]
I'm 5'8
User avatar #67001 to #66994 - TheseChocodiles (01/31/2013) [-]
go on chat for god sake
User avatar #66996 to #66994 - sheepysquirrel (01/31/2013) [-]
I used to picture you as edward cullin but now I picture you as the same person, but age like...13.
User avatar #67025 to #66996 - dusters (01/31/2013) [-]
Could you please make sense?
User avatar #67026 to #67025 - sheepysquirrel (01/31/2013) [-]
Do to all the shops I have seen of you, I have always pictured you being Edward Cullen. Who in my mind, I picture the height being around 6'0-6'2. Now knowing you are 5'8, I picture edward cullen but younger and at a height of around 5'6.

So in other words, when I see you comment, the image behind the name will appear as a young edward cullen.
User avatar #67028 to #67026 - dusters (01/31/2013) [-]
OH

Oh well yeah, I'm just a 20 yo midget though.

User avatar #67030 to #67028 - sheepysquirrel (01/31/2013) [-]
My dad is 5'8 and he has the same body type and weight as I do, but his forearm is almost as big as my calf (which is about 18 inches around. his forearm is probably around 13-15) so being that short doesn't mean you can't be a force to be reckoned with.
User avatar #66988 to #66975 - TheseChocodiles (01/31/2013) [-]
5'10 and a half.
I'm the tallest girl out of the 190 in my year group, which kind of sucks.
#67210 to #66988 - imzero (02/01/2013) [-]
Pha. Midget.
User avatar #67066 to #66988 - Timmietim (01/31/2013) [-]
Wat
There are girls well over 6 feet here lel
User avatar #66995 to #66988 - sheepysquirrel (01/31/2013) [-]
Ohmy, that's getting to be a common height. My sister is 4'11 and her sister (she's only my sister in a 'new ya a while' sense) who is 14 is like 5'8.
User avatar #66997 to #66995 - TheseChocodiles (01/31/2013) [-]
I'm glad, my best friend is like 5'2.
I make her look like a midget and she makes me look like a giant.
Although I don't have to wear massive heels which is good because fuck that.
User avatar #66999 to #66997 - sheepysquirrel (01/31/2013) [-]
Girls are seeming to be happy being tall these days, especially with all these 13 year olds boys being all tall and lanky.
Just know that guys will love the idea of you having long legs.
User avatar #67003 to #66999 - TheseChocodiles (01/31/2013) [-]
Ooh yeah a lanky 13 year old what I've always wanted
ah well that's good
User avatar #67004 to #67003 - sheepysquirrel (01/31/2013) [-]
That means there must be some lanky 16 year old for you.
User avatar #67013 to #67004 - TheseChocodiles (01/31/2013) [-]
ah I wish
User avatar #67014 to #67013 - sheepysquirrel (01/31/2013) [-]
Post an add on craigslist, I'm sure someone will respond.
User avatar #67015 to #67014 - TheseChocodiles (01/31/2013) [-]
good idea I have always wanted to bang a murderer
User avatar #67017 to #67015 - sheepysquirrel (01/31/2013) [-]
Oh ye of little faith.
User avatar #67020 to #67017 - TheseChocodiles (01/31/2013) [-]
I don't need to post on craigslist really, it's just I suck at shit.
Mostly because I hate the irish teenage way of doing things.
User avatar #67021 to #67020 - sheepysquirrel (01/31/2013) [-]
If you suck you should have no issues, just let them know.
User avatar #67022 to #67021 - TheseChocodiles (01/31/2013) [-]
I haven't liked anybody to say that to.
User avatar #67023 to #67022 - sheepysquirrel (01/31/2013) [-]
Ahwell. In time.
User avatar #66987 to #66975 - ljxjlos ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
Dunno, what´s 1,92 meter in feet?
User avatar #66990 to #66987 - sheepysquirrel (01/31/2013) [-]
6.29921
So roughly 6'3.
I wanna see a picture :> I like seeing people taller than me.
#66992 to #66990 - ljxjlos ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
I only have this one with my whole Body on.
#66993 to #66992 - sheepysquirrel (01/31/2013) [-]
I believe you
I believe you
User avatar #66986 to #66975 - epicextreme ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
6ft 1
User avatar #66991 to #66986 - sheepysquirrel (01/31/2013) [-]
Master race.
#67007 to #66991 - epicextreme ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #66984 to #66975 - iwanttousenumbers (01/31/2013) [-]
I'm like 5'4-5'5
User avatar #66980 to #66975 - Timmietim (01/31/2013) [-]
5'7
Dutch average is 6''1 though
User avatar #66979 to #66975 - sheepysquirrel (01/31/2013) [-]
Ohman, my english was terrible re-reading this..
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