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#71036 - imzero (03/04/2013) [-]
dat ketchup
User avatar #71037 to #71036 - anonmos (03/04/2013) [-]
kill yourself
#71040 to #71037 - birdss (03/04/2013) [-]
Anonmos is not amused
User avatar #71023 - boydaranga **User deleted account** (03/04/2013) [-]
Faith in humanity -1 +1
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=295430813918286&set=vb.100003541093160&type= 2&theater#

read the first lot of comments then read the last lot of comments and you will know what i mean :/
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#71076 to #71023 - jgk **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#71034 to #71023 - kornadth ONLINE (03/04/2013) [-]
**kornadth rolled a random image posted in comment #289049 at Pokemon ** MFW
#71026 to #71023 - imzero (03/04/2013) [-]
cute
User avatar #71027 to #71026 - boydaranga **User deleted account** (03/04/2013) [-]
wot?
#71028 to #71027 - imzero (03/04/2013) [-]
ly bby
#71029 to #71028 - boydaranga **User deleted account** (03/04/2013) [-]
User avatar #71030 to #71029 - wizkhalaffytaffy (03/04/2013) [-]
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
User avatar #71024 to #71023 - boydaranga **User deleted account** (03/04/2013) [-]
Nope nevermind. The dumb comments inundate the good and moral ones. fuck it.
#71007 - cascarita (03/04/2013) [-]
So, I always thought I was a beta fag until last Thursday, best fucking night of my life
<Pic related
User avatar #71043 to #71007 - tehnukecomes (03/04/2013) [-]
i've got the same since last friday! CELEBRATION TIME
*Grabs booze*
#71033 to #71007 - medewu (03/04/2013) [-]
Hell yeah man!
Hell yeah man!
#71022 to #71007 - ariscorp (03/04/2013) [-]
Pics of the girl, ples.
#71003 - thenewnuggubler ONLINE (03/04/2013) [-]
I'm not quite sure if this is the proper board for it, it seems the best to me, but I have a question for all the Finns out there: What the hell is up with you guys and saunas? Is it just a randomly popular thing, or some shit?   
If I wasted your time, have an entertaining GIF.
I'm not quite sure if this is the proper board for it, it seems the best to me, but I have a question for all the Finns out there: What the hell is up with you guys and saunas? Is it just a randomly popular thing, or some shit?
If I wasted your time, have an entertaining GIF.
User avatar #71025 to #71003 - pebar ONLINE (03/04/2013) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finnish_sauna#Finnish_sauna_customs
it looks like it's just a way to relax
User avatar #71021 to #71003 - anonmos (03/04/2013) [-]
I'm finnish.

Saunas are the best thing ever. We do have a weird habit of getting in them with strangers though.
#71122 to #71021 - thenewnuggubler ONLINE (03/04/2013) [-]
Much obliged, my friend. Also pebar, but I don't feel like commenting again.
Much obliged, my friend. Also pebar, but I don't feel like commenting again.
User avatar #71004 to #71003 - thirteenthdoctor (03/04/2013) [-]
I live in a highly finn-populated area, and I can tell you it's because saunas remove toxins/bad shit from your body through your pores (much like a sweat lodge).
Plus, they warm you up when it's fucking cold outside.
#71005 to #71004 - thenewnuggubler ONLINE (03/04/2013) [-]
So they're just a popular sort of thing for health, and in general. Hmm. Sounds fun. Also, I love your username. You get a GIF for that.
So they're just a popular sort of thing for health, and in general. Hmm. Sounds fun. Also, I love your username. You get a GIF for that.
#70999 - astrozombies **User deleted account** (03/04/2013) [-]
So i was with this girl for almost two years. Loved her with all my heart. Did everything she asked, ya know, like a good bf would. About 6 months or so ago, she left me. Says shes tired of my shit or whatever. Of course i was heartbroken. Who wouldnt be? About an hour ago, i found out the real reason she left me..She left me for another girl. Not just any girl. Her best friend. The one that i fucking got to come down from fucking washington so they could see each other on my exes birthday. I didn't think itll do any harm right? They're best friends. Well i was fucking wrong. They got together. Ok, so you might be wondering why im so upset about this right? Well let me explain.

Lets rewind to about 4 years ago, shit i can't remember, just go with it.
Just finishing up 8th grade, about to head into summer. Get on myspace. Didnt have a facebook at the time, hell, i don't even know if it was invented then. oh well, anyways. I get on myspace, and i see a message from this girl that ive seen around school before. The typical conversation starter "Hey, you're so and sos friend, right?" Carry out the conversation, blah blah blah. So me and her have been chatting it up for a few weeks. She wants to hang out, i agree "yeah, lets hang out" So we do, we like each other, we start dating. Everything is going fine. Both are happy, typical.

So now, lets fast forward from 4 or so years ago to 2 years ahead.

Wake up, text her, she calls. "I don't think we she be together anymore". So im standing there, like "Wait what? Why" this is what she tells me, "I don't feel the same" For real? After all the shit ive done, you don't feel the same. Whatever. Boom, heartbroken like a little bitch.

Fast forward a year ahead, acouple of months before i meet the last girl that dumped me.

Come to find out, the first girl i dated, just used me as a cover up, she was a lesbian. Some of you might think thats awesome, but fuck no, it sucks ass.

(Continue)
#71039 to #70999 - zzonked (03/04/2013) [-]
Funny that she dumped you if she likes girls, because you sound like a bitch.
#71010 to #70999 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/04/2013) [-]
I'd feel pretty shitty if I turned my girlfriend gay too nigga
User avatar #71006 to #70999 - birdss (03/04/2013) [-]
TL;DR
User avatar #71008 to #71006 - astrozombies **User deleted account** (03/04/2013) [-]
Thats what i figures, Long story short, The only two girls i dated used me as a cover so people won't think they're lesbians. bullshit, right?
User avatar #71012 to #71008 - birdss (03/04/2013) [-]
that's bogus, ditch the bitches.
User avatar #71019 to #71012 - astrozombies **User deleted account** (03/04/2013) [-]
Trust me, i don't think ill ever date anymore. Shits fucked up.
User avatar #71031 to #71019 - birdss (03/04/2013) [-]
Geez, don't get that attitude.
Too bad you've been used as a cover up, but at least be glad you're not a rebound guy.
IMO rebound guys are worse than being used as a cover.
either way, both things suck.
User avatar #71000 to #70999 - astrozombies **User deleted account** (03/04/2013) [-]
(Here)

Heres why im so upset about all this.

Ive been used twice now. Those are the only two girls that ive dated so far. And they both used me. Like im some kind of shield or some shit.

Sorry for the wall of text, i just needed to get this out. I think its bullshit. Needless to say, i most likely won't date ever again. But who knows? No one knows the future, except those creepy mind reader people, they know, they might not. Shit idk. But yeah, Thats my story of dating. Ive come to hate it. The End
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#70993 - screwyouman has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #70994 to #70993 - medewu (03/04/2013) [-]
Invest in...... (insert mega corporations here.)
Bring me back a SS Uniform, and WW2 weapons. Oh and be safe.
User avatar #70995 to #70994 - screwyouman (03/04/2013) [-]
That sounds badass.
User avatar #70996 to #70995 - medewu (03/04/2013) [-]
I only say bring me back a Uniform because MAN did those Officers dress sharply. and Dude who would not want Epic WW2 Guns?
User avatar #70997 to #70996 - screwyouman (03/04/2013) [-]
An over-protective parent.

And man, I LOVE bolt-action rifles, I don't know why, but I love them!
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#70981 - tehnukecomes has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #70983 to #70981 - anonmos (03/03/2013) [-]
Thank you for reminding us all of our loneliness with your constant posts mentioning your new girlfriend. I'm happy for you and all, but shit bro, this needs to stop.
#70990 to #70983 - birdss (03/04/2013) [-]
Anonmos is not amused.
User avatar #70984 to #70983 - tehnukecomes (03/03/2013) [-]
yeah it does,i'm terribly sorry.
User avatar #70960 - wox (03/03/2013) [-]
So my roommate offed himself. How has your day been so far?
Picture related, roomie on the left, wox on the right.
#71001 to #70960 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/04/2013) [-]
at least u get a 4.0 for the semester
User avatar #70965 to #70960 - ljxjlos (03/03/2013) [-]
Wow. Fuck. I´m sorry. not that that helps

Wish I could say, my day was shitty too, but somehow life gets better, lately, for me.
User avatar #70969 to #70965 - wox (03/03/2013) [-]
Meh, it helps enough
Good for you, sir.
#70961 to #70960 - wox (03/03/2013) [-]
How could I forget the picture?
User avatar #71032 to #70988 - wox (03/04/2013) [-]
kewl
User avatar #70954 - SunshineCabbage (03/03/2013) [-]
What the fuck does someone wear to a candle party?!
User avatar #70989 to #70954 - gmarrox (03/04/2013) [-]
My mother used to throw these kinds of parties. You just wear slightly formal clothes.
User avatar #70966 to #70954 - ljxjlos (03/03/2013) [-]
White Dress, Hair colored red. or you could stick your hair up to form a flame with help of candle wax....

what the fuck is a candle party?
User avatar #70970 to #70966 - SunshineCabbage (03/03/2013) [-]
Some... Strange... Party thing.

I drink, dance, and buy a candle if I feel like it.
User avatar #70973 to #70970 - ljxjlos (03/03/2013) [-]
Well, seems like everything can be made into a party...holy shit:D
User avatar #70975 to #70973 - SunshineCabbage (03/03/2013) [-]
Just an excuse for drinking :P "Fuck it, let's sell some candles!"
User avatar #70976 to #70975 - ljxjlos (03/03/2013) [-]
That sounds like a way better reason:D
User avatar #70956 to #70954 - ihavenosoul (03/03/2013) [-]
A candle?
User avatar #70957 to #70956 - SunshineCabbage (03/03/2013) [-]
I might wear white, and set fire to my hair.
User avatar #70958 to #70957 - ihavenosoul (03/03/2013) [-]
take me as a guest my hair is always on fire all i need is to wear white
User avatar #70959 to #70958 - SunshineCabbage (03/03/2013) [-]
Would be interesting to see :P
User avatar #70962 to #70959 - ihavenosoul (03/03/2013) [-]
Fuck yeah it would xD
User avatar #70963 to #70962 - SunshineCabbage (03/03/2013) [-]
Do it anyway!
User avatar #70967 to #70963 - ihavenosoul (03/03/2013) [-]
I will! Crank the music up and rave on my own, nobody can stop me when im on that dance floor!
User avatar #70968 to #70967 - SunshineCabbage (03/03/2013) [-]
Show us your dance moves!
User avatar #70971 to #70968 - ihavenosoul (03/03/2013) [-]
DId you see that? It was the ninja dance my best dance move.
User avatar #70972 to #70971 - SunshineCabbage (03/03/2013) [-]
Fucking stunning!
User avatar #70974 to #70972 - ihavenosoul (03/03/2013) [-]
Eye of the tiger stunning wooooooo :DDD
User avatar #70977 to #70974 - SunshineCabbage (03/03/2013) [-]
Love that song!
User avatar #70978 to #70977 - ihavenosoul (03/03/2013) [-]
:') then you are awesome
User avatar #70979 to #70978 - SunshineCabbage (03/03/2013) [-]
As are you sir / madam!
User avatar #70980 to #70979 - ihavenosoul (03/03/2013) [-]
I'm Mr soul :3
#70955 to #70954 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/03/2013) [-]
candle wax
User avatar #70952 - crazycowhimself (03/03/2013) [-]
guys, i've got a tiny problem here.
my friend "hooked me up" with this girl from his class (more like introducing us) at a bar this friday. she was quite clingy to me all night , and she just added me on facebook, and started chatting with me, so she seems quite into me..

the problem is that I'm not interested in this girl. how can I let this 'slide' (don't know how to put it), without being a douchebag?
#71002 to #70952 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/04/2013) [-]
just tell her straight out that your not interested. the sooner the better cause its gonna suck if that happens later down the road.
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#70945 - swiftykidd **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #70944 - takeoffthathat (03/03/2013) [-]
I'm bored. I fancy watching something like a tv show or film. Anyone have any ideas?
User avatar #70953 to #70944 - crazycowhimself (03/03/2013) [-]
if you haven't seen it, I suggest the movie "Apocalypse Now"..
User avatar #70946 to #70944 - littlemisstoker (03/03/2013) [-]
Watch the movie Sinister.... itss sooooo fuckkedd up!!!
User avatar #70991 to #70946 - birdss (03/04/2013) [-]
It wasn't even fucked up IMO.
I was quite disappointed in the movie.

Thought ''The Poughkeepsie tapes'' was more fun and fucked up than Sinister.
User avatar #70947 to #70946 - takeoffthathat (03/03/2013) [-]
Awww I saw that it was a pretty cool concept
#70937 - tehnukecomes (03/03/2013) [-]
i've done it! i'm in a relationship with her! I AVOIDED THE BLOODY FRIENDZONE!
User avatar #71014 to #70986 - tehnukecomes (03/04/2013) [-]
buy whyyyyyyyy?
User avatar #71015 to #71014 - birdss (03/04/2013) [-]
Because sexy.
User avatar #70940 to #70937 - zzonked (03/03/2013) [-]
Looks a little bit like my cousin, well done, my cousin is hot.

no incest
User avatar #70938 to #70937 - Timmietim ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
shave the facepubes
User avatar #70939 to #70938 - tehnukecomes (03/03/2013) [-]
>:C i've shaven today FYI
#70931 - aabbccddeeff (03/03/2013) [-]
So, tomorrow is literally the 1 year anniversary I stopped talking to the girl I like. Long story short she moved on and I didn't. Haven't physically seen her since late 2010.

Is it worth talking to her tonight/tomorrow on facebook or whatever, or would she click and realise that it's been exactly a year since I last spoke to her


pic unrelated
#70992 to #70931 - birdss (03/04/2013) [-]
...Geez, just talk to her or move on.
...Geez, just talk to her or move on.
User avatar #70941 to #70931 - zzonked (03/03/2013) [-]
The anniversary makes no difference, no offense but I'm pretty sure normal people wouldn't even notice. Unless she's had like, no one in her life since.

If you want to give it another bash, go for it I say. I'd treat it like a new relationship and just go from there. Don't assume any closeness, it's been so long that things could have totally changed.
User avatar #70936 to #70931 - wizkhalaffytaffy (03/03/2013) [-]
Message her on Facebook.
Be all like "Ey gurl you're sitting on some fine pussy, let me hit dat"
Take her to the crib
Fuck till 4 in the morn
Then kick a bitch out
User avatar #70935 to #70931 - dusters (03/03/2013) [-]
Move on.
User avatar #70933 to #70931 - kaylaaqueen (03/03/2013) [-]
go on a date with her :) x
#70927 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/03/2013) [-]
Welp, so the Girl I like just sent me a MMS with a Dogleash with the Text "So you´re not going to run away"...We´re going to some big event in 2 Weeks and last time, we were there, I got lost because I followed some Girls who went drinking and told me to come with them. Should I run or should I just be okay with it and start developing masochistic fantasies?

Also, Anon because I know some FJ-People in real life and don´t want them to know that I consider letting a Girl leash me. I´m sorry.
User avatar #70934 to #70927 - Timmietim ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
follow her to the bdsm dungeon
#70951 to #70934 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/03/2013) [-]
I guess, that´s what I´m going to do. glorious sadomasosexytime
User avatar #70929 to #70927 - davvi (03/03/2013) [-]
i think she's just joking then again, i don't know her as you do
#70930 to #70929 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/03/2013) [-]
I´m afraid she isn´t, as she bought that thing.D I´ve seen her open the package, but didn´t know, what´s in it, as she hid in, until I was gone...And I know that she didn´t just take a random picture from the internet.
User avatar #70932 to #70930 - davvi (03/03/2013) [-]
well, that's fucked up then. i wouldn't go along with it if i were you ..
but don't bail, just firmly stop her from leashing you
#70916 - tehnukecomes (03/03/2013) [-]
this sums up my evening yesterday.
it was excellent!
#71105 to #70916 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/04/2013) [-]
this guy here has a girlfrend here and im just sitting here and cryingly mastrubating
#71035 to #70916 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/04/2013) [-]
greasy
User avatar #70925 to #70916 - ljxjlos (03/03/2013) [-]
That´s the first time, I see someone wearing a Mjollnir scoring. Good work, good work.
User avatar #70926 to #70925 - tehnukecomes (03/03/2013) [-]
have a thumb!
User avatar #70928 to #70926 - ljxjlos (03/03/2013) [-]
I´ll gladly take it, thanks!
#70917 to #70916 - imzero (03/03/2013) [-]
Shave the pubes on your lips
User avatar #70920 to #70917 - tehnukecomes (03/03/2013) [-]
-_- damn you.
#70921 to #70920 - imzero (03/03/2013) [-]
TheseChocodiles told me to say it
User avatar #70924 to #70921 - TheseChocodiles (03/03/2013) [-]
Satanic lies
User avatar #70922 to #70921 - dusters (03/03/2013) [-]
I can vouch for that.
User avatar #70912 - thedudeistheman ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
Hello.
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#70911 - eeveegurl **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #70987 to #70911 - birdss (03/04/2013) [-]
eevee, why the new account?
User avatar #70906 - marinepenguin (03/03/2013) [-]
delisfjusername
Welcome my friend.
#70908 to #70906 - delisfjusername (03/03/2013) [-]
thanks for welcoming me
User avatar #70903 - thedudeistheman ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
So I guess I'm here now. None of my friends:

A. were able to hang out tonight
B. decided to reply to any form of message I sent them
C. are in town

Pick one of those and you'll be correct no matter what you choose. I'd like to think I'm a friendly person, so you can talk to me if you so choose.
User avatar #70910 to #70903 - thedudeistheman ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
Can't even get anyone on the social board to talk to me. Today has been a mostly lonely day.
User avatar #70943 to #70910 - zzonked (03/03/2013) [-]
Oh hey.
User avatar #70964 to #70943 - thedudeistheman ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
Hello. How are you doing, fine zzonked?
User avatar #70982 to #70964 - zzonked (03/03/2013) [-]
Not bad. A girl that I can't be bothered talking to is downstairs with my friend so I'm avoiding that region of the house for now.

How about you?
User avatar #70985 to #70982 - thedudeistheman ONLINE (03/04/2013) [-]
I'm just relaxing, watching some TV and waiting for The Walking Dead to come on in a couple hours. How's your day been?
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