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#83908 - tjcomics
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(07/01/2013) [-]
Am i sexy yet?
#loreal
i love being home
#83924 to #83908 - infamoustrapper
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(07/01/2013) [-]
Get a hair cut
#83929 to #83924 - dusters
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(07/01/2013) [-]
I think his current haircut might have something to do with him being in the air force.
#83930 to #83929 - infamoustrapper
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(07/01/2013) [-]
Isn't he a little young?
#83931 to #83930 - dusters
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(07/01/2013) [-]
He's 21 or something, not sure about that.
#83933 to #83931 - infamoustrapper
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Little chubby for being in the air force
#83935 to #83933 - dusters
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(07/01/2013) [-]
He still gets all the bitches when he's in uniform
#83949 to #83935 - hashketchum **User deleted account**
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(07/02/2013) [-]
*she

hothothothothothot!
#83937 to #83935 - infamoustrapper
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(07/01/2013) [-]
hot stuff
#83899 - dildoes
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(07/01/2013) [-]
THEREALSUPERDERPY LIES ABOUT EVERYONES SEXUALITY. HE HAS A MENTAL PROBLEM, AND SHOULD NOT BE TRUSTED IN THE ASPECT OF SEXUAL ORIENTATION. HE MAY SAY THAT ONE PERSON IS gay, WHEN IN ACTUALITY THEY'RE STRAIGHT, OR THAT ONE PERSON IS STRAIGHT, WHEN IN ACTUALITY THEY'RE gay. HE BELIEVES WHAT HE WANTS TO REGARDLESS OF THE PROFUSE CROWDS OF PEOPLE DISAGREEING WITH HIS IDEAS OF SEXUAL ORIENTATION.
#83900 to #83899 - ljxjlos
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(07/01/2013) [-]
So...you´re gay?
#83901 to #83900 - dildoes
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(07/01/2013) [-]
Exactly.
He says I'm straight all the time.
):<
#83904 to #83901 - akamrhood
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(07/01/2013) [-]
oh no... poor straight you...
#83895 - edemylove **User deleted account**
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(07/01/2013) [-]
What happened to all that Samuel M. Jackson thing on reddit? Where he told that he will read the most upvoted post?
I didn't see anything new to that!
#83896 to #83895 - edemylove **User deleted account**
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(07/01/2013) [-]
Nevermind, you such retarded faggot next time when you search something search better idiot.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Kt9WRYpMoY
#83890 - cantfindausername
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"When we see each other again, we are going to each get a day where we get to do whatever we want, and the other person can't object to it. You get a day and I get a day. Okay
"On my day, we'll spend the day doing whatever I want. On your day, we'll spend the day doing whatever you want. Got it?
"You have to spend the day doing what the other person wants without any complaints."

My girlfriend told me this. We've been separated by distance for a while. I have no ideas on what to do, and I don't really know what to expect from her. What do?
(I think I messed up with the quotation marks.)
#83898 to #83890 - bastille **User deleted account**
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#83892 to #83890 - Thalamas
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Is this long distance S&M stuff or will she be back in person for your day?
#83897 to #83892 - cantfindausername
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(07/01/2013) [-]
We'll be physically together.
#83906 to #83897 - Thalamas
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(07/01/2013) [-]
Ok well, I can't give you too good advice since I have no idea what type of person she or you are, but with my girl (which is a long distance deal) as we spoke of what we each wanted to do with each other, sexually and romantically, I have noted the very few times she has craved something, one time she mentioned she loved mint chocolate chip but hardly got any, and she hasnt had a banana nut muffin in years, these small detail make for a sweet evening, as for sexually, I'd need to ask questions sorry.
#83889 - kobegriffeysanders
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#83884 - mvtjets ONLINE
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Jimimipwr
#83883 - thatguywithabeard
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(07/01/2013) [-]
There's no real board for it, so I'm posting it here.
What do you guys think of the Zimmerman trial? My opinion is that he killed Trayvon in self-defense.
#83887 to #83883 - infamoustrapper
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(07/01/2013) [-]
A little late isn't it....
#83886 to #83883 - kobegriffeysanders
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(07/01/2013) [-]
Agreed, although it's just a gut feeling. It seems like there's just no way to prove it one way or the other.
#83885 to #83883 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE
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(07/01/2013) [-]
I believe that, due to the media blowing everything out of proportion and this turning into a race trial, that even if he is found innocent he will most likely be shot by somebody who believed he was guilty.

He is damned no matter the verdict.
#83882 - anon
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(07/01/2013) [-]
hey social, i have stumbled upon a small problem. Usually when texting my friends, our conversations would go on for hours on end, but lately, idk it's just been kind of dull. they still text me a lot but i feel like i just make it boring and end up not replying at all. wat do
#83891 to #83882 - anon
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(07/01/2013) [-]
find something new to do with or without your friends.

new material
#83840 - alfjnn
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(07/01/2013) [-]
(Drunk) Faces of Funnyjunk thread?
#83903 to #83840 - BrayBoy
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(07/01/2013) [-]
This is from over a year ago, haven't really been drunk since
#83968 to #83903 - alphabethsoop
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(07/02/2013) [-]
omg mathew omg
#83982 to #83968 - BrayBoy
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(07/02/2013) [-]
2kool amirite
#83996 to #83982 - alphabethsoop
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2kool4skool
#84001 to #83996 - BrayBoy
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tr00th
#83861 to #83840 - lolfire
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#83841 to #83840 - ariscorp
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(07/01/2013) [-]
smurfoff ice 2strong
#83843 to #83841 - alfjnn
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(07/01/2013) [-]
ogawd.
Smirnoff, what trash.

That's Bourbon actually. Woodbridge or Woodford. Can't quite remember.
I'm a Bulliet guy, myself.
#83833 - tjcomics
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(06/30/2013) [-]
hgasfahsfhjkasd
home tommorow to my babies
#83831 - LordVoltagen
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(06/30/2013) [-]
Hey guys
I had to install a new harddrive after my last one crapped out on me
Can you guys dump your reaction images for me? I need to rebuild my folder
#83871 to #83831 - alfjnn
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(07/01/2013) [-]
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED MY FRIEND?
#83872 to #83871 - LordVoltagen
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(07/01/2013) [-]
I am
but I didnt like some of them
but thumbs all around anyways
#83870 to #83831 - foaly
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#83867 to #83831 - foaly
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#83868 to #83867 - LordVoltagen
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(07/01/2013) [-]
I keep expecting this dance to end...
but it just KEEPS GOING
#83869 to #83868 - foaly
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(07/01/2013) [-]
I wish i had the full version.
#83866 to #83831 - alfjnn
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#83862 to #83831 - alfjnn
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#83858 to #83831 - alfjnn
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#83857 to #83831 - alfjnn
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#83856 to #83831 - alfjnn
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#83854 to #83831 - alfjnn
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#83855 to #83854 - LordVoltagen
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(07/01/2013) [-]
THAT was such a good idea
#83853 to #83831 - alfjnn
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#83852 to #83831 - alfjnn
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#83850 to #83831 - alfjnn
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#83849 to #83831 - alfjnn
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#83848 to #83831 - alfjnn
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#83847 to #83831 - alfjnn
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#83844 to #83831 - alfjnn
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#83845 to #83844 - LordVoltagen
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(07/01/2013) [-]
Yesss
more
moreeeee
#83842 to #83831 - alfjnn
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#83823 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account**
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(06/30/2013) [-]
Does anyone know what would cause a significant increase in the number of bad dreams a person has?

I've been having a ton lately and they're starting to get pretty terrible and I don't know why or what's causing them
#83905 to #83823 - akamrhood
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(07/01/2013) [-]
It is most likely caused by stress in your life, dreams are a way for your mind to deal with whats going on in the real world. Either go on vacation, find the source of the stress, or try better sleeping habits. I had bad dreams for awhile because my room was too hot. I added a fan in that bitch, now im sleeping like a rock.
#84010 to #83905 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account**
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(07/02/2013) [-]
interesting, I never thought of that. My room does get really damn hot sometimes, I'll put the fan in it
#84012 to #84010 - akamrhood
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(07/02/2013) [-]
It helps, also make sure you dont close your door and maybe crack a window open. W/e helps you sleep better usually helps lessen the bad dreams.
#83846 to #83823 - alfjnn
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Nine times out of ten, it's stress, guilt, regret, or a build up of emotion.

Dreams, a lot of the time, are metaphorical, something that troubles you either subconsciously, or something you're very closed about.

What kind of dreams have you been having bro?
#83874 to #83846 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account**
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I'm not guilty and don't really regret anything...but I've had typical nightmares of being chased by something trying to hurt me, running from stuff, falling, etc.
I've had two particularly awful dreams about my cat dying...in one dream I did it myself. Which would never happen, I love my pet dearly. That's why it's bothering me so much, a lot of my dreams are way out of character
#83875 to #83874 - alfjnn
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(07/01/2013) [-]
The being chased shit and falling are metaphors for your fear of whateverthefuck.

You haven't been doing any kind of hallucinagenic drug, or anything, have you?

Garlic can really fuck with you too, if you've eaten soup or pizza recently.
#83876 to #83875 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account**
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No drugs besides caffeine.
And I had a frozen pizza a couple days ago...I don't really have a high garlic diet haha
#83877 to #83876 - alfjnn
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Hmm.
I recommend counteractive herbs. Anise Tea should help you out, you can find that online, or in some super stores.

Caffine will fuck you up, you understand. It's a drug, just because it's legal, doesn't make it any less dangerous or addictive.

I'm willing to venture that, if it's part of your daily diet, you've developed a dependency, which could explain depression, fatigue, nightmares, etc.
#83946 to #83877 - counteractive
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(07/01/2013) [-]
I dont have any herbs
#83835 to #83823 - ariscorp
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(06/30/2013) [-]
Eating cheese?
#83827 to #83823 - katinka
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(06/30/2013) [-]
stress built up, unregulated sleep, something changing in your waking life
#83807 - jackirl
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(06/30/2013) [-]
I tried doing a man vs food style challenge at a local pub the other day. Two 12 oz burgers, two chicken fillets with bacon on top, an double portion of chips and onion rings. I managed to finished the burger and a few onion rings then had to give up. The two burgers were absolutely delicious. I'm usually not a big fan of stuff like this but the experience was really fun. Just wondering if anyone else has tried any food challenges similar to this.
#83965 to #83807 - bremen
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I tried to do a challenge where i live. It was a gallon of gravy and 16 biscuits. I couldn't do it, but apparently some guy did it in 7 minutes according to the waitress.
#83839 to #83807 - Loopholes
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(07/01/2013) [-]
I'd love to attempt a challenge like this but sadly there is non that I know of nearby, where I live is boring when it comes to food choices.
#83817 to #83807 - ilieksheep
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(06/30/2013) [-]
You don't live in Wales do you? Food challenge you're describing sounds awfully similar to one in a pub near me.
#83818 to #83817 - jackirl
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(06/30/2013) [-]
No I'm a Brit, i wouldn't be surprised if theres a similar challenge in wales though.
#83819 to #83818 - ilieksheep
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(06/30/2013) [-]
Fair enough then, haha!
#83820 to #83819 - jackirl
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(06/30/2013) [-]
If its the same challenge in the pub close to you, then i suggest you try it. The burger was freaking tasty. I don't know how expensive it will be in wales but in the pub i went to it was only £10.
#83821 to #83820 - ilieksheep
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(06/30/2013) [-]
Yeah its about a tenner here as well.
I like the look of it, but I'm not fussed on onions or some of the other stuff involved, fussy as fuck with my food.
#83809 to #83807 - ljxjlos
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(06/30/2013) [-]
This picture is torturing me. I´m not eating this kind of stuff anymore but it looks so GOOD...
#83801 - anon
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(06/30/2013) [-]
>find small mouse living in my garage
>go to kill it by stomping on it, decide to have some fun with it.
>place the small rodent in a ziplock bag.
>go inside and boil up some water on the stove
>pour the scortching water in the bag with the mouse inside of it
>small pipsqueak screams slowly fade
>pour a cup's worrth of bleach in the bag, mix that shit up real good
>leave bag outside in the blistering sun for a few days, come back and see how the mouse is holding up, only a small white skeleton and a few scraps of fur remain.
#83822 to #83801 - hashketchum **User deleted account**
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(06/30/2013) [-]
"I'm going to shoot burning semen up your anus until you die"
#83816 to #83801 - ljxjlos
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(06/30/2013) [-]
I hope a giant mutant mouse kills you by shooting burning semen up your anus.
#83802 to #83801 - hashketchum **User deleted account**
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(06/30/2013) [-]
*chainsaw whirring intensifies*
#83808 to #83802 - loveyameanish
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(06/30/2013) [-]
I have no idea why I find this so funny but I'm in tears here.
#83810 to #83808 - hashketchum **User deleted account**
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#83805 to #83795 - davvi
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if you follow this link you can see the board without even being friends with thevoiceoftruth
if you follow this link you can see the board without even being friends with thevoiceoftruth
#83811 to #83805 - hashketchum **User deleted account**
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(06/30/2013) [-]
Fucking lies
#83812 to #83811 - davvi
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(06/30/2013) [-]
i can even though he blocked me for no reason
#83813 to #83812 - hashketchum **User deleted account**
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(06/30/2013) [-]
Well I can't. I thought I was finally going to be able to experience the gay shenanigans that go on in the Friendly board.
#83814 to #83813 - davvi
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(06/30/2013) [-]
that's weird
#83815 to #83814 - hashketchum **User deleted account**
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(06/30/2013) [-]
I'll start my own board with blackjack and hookers.
#83794 - ariscorp
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(06/30/2013) [-]
Alexander Marcus - Homo Dance
#83773 - Spikeydeath
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(06/29/2013) [-]
sweetellie markiplier wouldnt like you downing yourself
#83774 to #83773 - sweetellie
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(06/29/2013) [-]
Mark doesn't need to know ;3
Mark doesn't need to know ;3
#83893 to #83774 - markipliergame
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(07/01/2013) [-]
Oh but I do know MWAHAHAHAHAHA
#83902 to #83893 - sweetellie
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#83775 to #83774 - Spikeydeath
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(06/29/2013) [-]
Ill write him a fan letter little lady!
#83776 to #83775 - sweetellie
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(06/29/2013) [-]
That's unnecessary lol..
#83777 to #83776 - Spikeydeath
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(06/29/2013) [-]
It is not, I will be your friend, we can be friends
#83778 to #83777 - sweetellie
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(06/29/2013) [-]
Fair enough then lol. I already have a friend on here who compliments me all the time, if other people start doing it it'll be like an overload haha
#83779 to #83778 - Spikeydeath
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(06/29/2013) [-]
XD
#83780 to #83779 - sweetellie
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#83781 to #83780 - Spikeydeath
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(06/29/2013) [-]
Mark is hilarious right?
#83782 to #83781 - sweetellie
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(06/29/2013) [-]
He certainly is ^^ I loved the surgeon simulator videos :3
He certainly is ^^ I loved the surgeon simulator videos :3
#83783 to #83782 - Spikeydeath
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(06/29/2013) [-]
I like the impossible mario
#83784 to #83783 - sweetellie
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(06/29/2013) [-]
Yeah, any rage game is funny :3
I hope he plays more stuff like the witches house. Ao oni or Ib would be good ^^
#83766 - kobegriffeysanders
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(06/29/2013) [-]
>summer Spanish class ended yesterday
>final games of my town's little league baseball/softball league were today (I umpire)
>no other job
>tfw no gf
>have nothing to do for a month
...
What now?
#83785 to #83766 - hashketchum **User deleted account**
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(06/29/2013) [-]
Masturbate.
#83770 to #83766 - ariscorp
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(06/29/2013) [-]
I'm surprised no one has said masturbate yet.
#83769 to #83766 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account**
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(06/29/2013) [-]
watch Lost.
#83768 to #83766 - SunshineCabbage
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(06/29/2013) [-]
Watch series online? Take up a new hobby?
#83763 - dinosaurballs
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(06/29/2013) [-]
Does anyone speak fluently and read in Portuguese and English? I need help translating the song called "Lenda" by Ceu and I can only speak or read in English.
#83771 to #83763 - fuckya
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(06/29/2013) [-]
I think jewishcommienazi could help with that.
sorry for calling you
#83803 to #83771 - jewishcommienazi **User deleted account**
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#83787 to #83771 - dinosaurballs
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(06/29/2013) [-]
Well, where is this jewishcommienazi !?

I'm not.
#83788 to #83787 - fuckya
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(06/29/2013) [-]
He's always on the politics board. So go asking over there if you really want to.
#83789 to #83788 - dinosaurballs
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(06/29/2013) [-]
Mmmkay. Thanks.
#83746 - youngneil
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(06/29/2013) [-]
For being the social board, there isn't much going on. But anyway, good morning everyone. I will now be going to sleep.
#83753 to #83746 - friedpotato
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(06/29/2013) [-]
Yeah, go to sleep.
Yeah, go to sleep.
#83752 to #83746 - infamoustrapper
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(06/29/2013) [-]
Join friendly board
#83749 to #83746 - dusters
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(06/29/2013) [-]
It obviously is because we're all too busy being social IRL.
It obviously is because we're all too busy being social IRL.
#83760 to #83749 - TheseChocodiles
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v good
#83748 to #83746 - dusters
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