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#93597 - austoboyko
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(09/13/2013) [-]
Tell me a story about you.
#93756 to #93597 - iwanttousenumbers
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I like riding in the trunk of cars
#93719 to #93597 - percioz
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In the 4th grade in elementary I was riding my sled down hill, but it hit a rock so i had to lift it over and when i did someone hit me and hit out a piece of my tooth, after that i had to fill it with plastic and I get free insurance on that exact tooth whenever its damaged because the school would pay for the damages.
In the 9th grade I was home playing mw2 a day when i got sick. I suddenly had to sneeze like a motherfucker and it was so fucking explosive it made me headbang straight into the glass of water i had knocking the entire thing out and a piece of glass cut my tongue so i was bleeding like fuck. Ran down to my grandmother who almost had a heartattack seeing me with a towel full of blood trying to talk with a cut on my tongue. Went to the doctors and got the entire thing back as plastic.

I was also sad when it got chipped the first time because I believed I would never be a badass superhero because of it.
#93671 to #93597 - TheseChocodiles
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if me and one particular friend are walking together, we play the ''weird porn game'' and this is where we look for people who look like they watch weird porn lol
#93690 to #93671 - birdss
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lol
#93650 to #93597 - birdss
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I sit in my room alll day, singing songs and that's what I do day in day out.
#93629 to #93597 - roliga
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I'm 22 years old
I live in Las Cruces, New Mexico
I currently attend New Mexico State University
I'm a firearm safety instructor
I live in a house with two other dudes, one of them is leaving next month.
Brow hair brown eyes
6"2'

Not much of a story but that's me.
#93657 to #93629 - austoboyko
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(09/13/2013) [-]
Hey quick question. should i purchase a Rock armory M1911 Colt or a Springfield armory M1911 Colt?
#93666 to #93657 - roliga
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I don't like 1911's so I don't own any but I can tell you if you buy Colt you're going to be over paying for what you could get from Rock Armory. They're both great, but with Colt you're pretty much paying for the brand.
#93626 to #93597 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account**
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Centennial Homecoming weekend at my school, the entire city was drunk for 3 days it was pretty cool. Anyway,
me and 3 friends leave a party at like 2 in the morning, and as we're leaving in her mini van, this horde of drunk kids think we're carpooling for some reason, so they all pile in.
She (my friend, the driver) protests at first, but she gives in and let's them come along.
We're driving to our neighborhood when we see traffic at a standstill, and one of the fucktards in the back yells "SOBRIETY CHECKPOINT" and they open the door and run screaming.
My friend freaks out because even though she's sober, she doesn't have her license. So our other friend offers to drive, but he's drunk, and I wasn't gonna have any of that so I said fuck it, I'll walk home.
20 minutes later I'm lost in the woods somewhere near my house, drunk as fuck and terrified. I walk around for what felt like hours before I finally find a street, tell my one friend to mapquest it and come get me. She does, we go back to my dorm, and continue drinking until 8 in the morning. The end.
#93605 to #93597 - DCat
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I was one taking a piss with the toilet seat up, and the door open, and while I was doing that, my cat, Shake, was running around cause he's a weirdass cat, and he decided to run into the bathroom and jump in the toilet as I was using it.
#93618 to #93605 - thatotherchild
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I was once taking a piss at my high school, I had stopped on my way to a pep rally, and it was already starting. The intercom came on, started playing music, and i realized i was pissing to eye of the tiger. piss stories, man.
#93610 to #93605 - austoboyko
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#93588 - trollins
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How do I manually turn on Windows Defender?
#93575 - DremoraValkynaz
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First time posting here.

Hello all, have a wonderful weekend.
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#93638 to #93596 - DremoraValkynaz
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The Four Horsemen believe you should.
The Four Horsemen believe you should.
#93579 to #93575 - jackirl
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#93639 to #93579 - DremoraValkynaz
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B..b..but the lizard looks so dashing with it
B..b..but the lizard looks so dashing with it
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#93601 to #93600 - DCat
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No, cause you didn't reply to this one earlier, bur you did to my other, and then you did to this one
No, cause you didn't reply to this one earlier, bur you did to my other, and then you did to this one
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#93606 to #93604 - DCat
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Fucking the police is also bad, mkay?
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#93614 to #93613 - DCat
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okey
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#93576 to #93565 - DCat
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You replied to yourself
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#93564 to #93563 - DCat
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I thought it'd be relatable in a way... I'll just go sit down now
#93547 to #93545 - stagger
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(09/12/2013) [-]
stagger is the coolio-ist.
stagger is the coolio-ist.

#93548 to #93547 - iori **User deleted account**
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#93546 to #93545 - birdss
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Who cares.
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#93553 to #93551 - birdss
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Yeh me too.
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#93555 to #93554 - birdss
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Sorry, I'm a rebel.
I tend to go against the law.
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#93558 to #93557 - birdss
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I do the right thing.
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#93539 - dusters
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Good, hello. Are you happy thesechocodiles?
#93678 to #93539 - TheseChocodiles
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(09/13/2013) [-]
wtf where is the link lol
#93679 to #93678 - dusters
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Disappeared!!!
#93680 to #93679 - TheseChocodiles
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aaah!!!
#93541 to #93539 - birdss
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No way i'm joining that chat, you guys are mean.
#93543 to #93541 - dusters
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Good, I fucking hate you anyway.
#93544 to #93543 - birdss
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Sorry, ask dusters he's admin.
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#93517 to #93516 - dusters
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Good!
#93566 to #93517 - gmarrox
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Why was I mentioned here
#93567 to #93566 - birdss
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Sorry can't hear you over meanish her date that's tomorrow.
Goodbye, please leave a message after the beep.
#93568 to #93567 - gmarrox
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Okay.
#93569 to #93568 - birdss
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We feel bad for you actually, I mean she kind of kept you on a leash.
#93640 to #93569 - loveyameanish
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Are you fucking kidding me.
#93570 to #93569 - gmarrox
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It's fine. I always felt like an odd man out anyway.
#93665 to #93570 - friedpotato
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More like an Ood man.
#93675 to #93665 - gmarrox
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Doctor Who humor is always nice.
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#93571 to #93570 - birdss
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If there's anything we can help you with, don't come to us, because we will probably fuck things up.

Take care of yourself, peace out juice.
#93572 to #93571 - gmarrox
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Roger that.
#93573 to #93572 - birdss
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Take me anally.
#93574 to #93573 - gmarrox
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#93518 to #93517 - birdss
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wow ok
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#93470 - skysailor
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(09/12/2013) [-]
Hello Social, how are you all doing?
I doing fabulous! I got the number of a beautiful girl in one of my classes. We may be getting coffee tomorrow.
#93472 to #93470 - dusters
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pics
#93474 to #93472 - skysailor
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I don't have any. She's got brown hair, glasses, bright smile. I'd give her a ten. I'm sure others may say anywhere from 8-10. Aside from looks, she seems like a pretty chill, cool person.
#93485 to #93474 - birdss
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#93487 to #93485 - skysailor
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Imagine her and Daphne fused and throw in a light hipster look.
#93477 to #93474 - TheseChocodiles
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lol stop talking about me online
#93479 to #93477 - skysailor
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Haha,
Wow, how weird would that be if you were actually her. o.O
#93481 to #93479 - TheseChocodiles
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yeah man wow life sure is a mystery
#93484 to #93481 - skysailor
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I should probably ask her if she frequents FJ.
#93622 to #93484 - misticalz
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you probably should not do that
#93478 to #93477 - dusters
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Pretty sure he said she was a 10
#93480 to #93478 - TheseChocodiles
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pretty sure that was so fucking rude
#93483 to #93480 - dusters
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lol good
#93455 - ajjurgens
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well this isnt good
#93457 to #93455 - desdemona
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Yes it is, it catches people breaking the law
#93458 to #93457 - ajjurgens
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going 15 over when no one is around is fine
#93459 to #93458 - desdemona
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that looks like a duel carriageway, no way do you do 15 and under on that anyway. We are talking about 40-70mph
#93460 to #93459 - ajjurgens
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i mean 15 over the speed limit
#93461 to #93460 - desdemona
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Yeah, the police are pretty ok with slight speeding but it's when retards go really fast. They deserve to be caught
#93624 to #93461 - thunderquill
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I got pulled over for going 5 over the limit, MFW he gave me a ticket for 90$.....
I got pulled over for going 5 over the limit, MFW he gave me a ticket for 90$.....
#93462 to #93461 - ajjurgens
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most cops around me pull over if its 10 or above most of the time
#93463 to #93462 - desdemona
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I guess it depends on their mood and how much other shit they have going on
#93446 - birdss
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ITT: What's under your CTRL+V?

Mine:
- Yes who cares go on it and accept my friend request.
#93556 to #93446 - hashketchum **User deleted account**
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#93503 to #93446 - davvi
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www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2623108/HOLY+MUDKIP/

i don't know why, i don't even know what this is out of memory
#93469 to #93446 - TheseChocodiles
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www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4785453/Sorry+France/


i was showing this to dusters because he is french so great thats interesting okay good bye
#93471 to #93469 - dusters
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yes
#93473 to #93471 - TheseChocodiles
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sorry can i get an autograph i loved you in that picture where you were posing because you are a model for bananas or something
#93475 to #93473 - dusters
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Nope, sorry. My agent forbid me from using my pics since they are client property!!

#93476 to #93475 - TheseChocodiles
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you've changed
#93482 to #93476 - dusters
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I'm sorry :'(
#93467 to #93446 - DCat
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Candy corn with peanutbutter is delicious

Where the fuck did that come from?
#93454 to #93446 - popperz
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(09/12/2013) [-]
Discuss probability sampling and explain why this sampling method reduces bias.


#93452 to #93446 - hydromatic
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Tenacious D - Fuck Her Gently ( with lyrics )

#93449 to #93446 - percioz
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Jeg holder på å skrive en telefonkatalog, kan jeg få nummeret ditt?
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#93453 to #93444 - hydromatic
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sorry
sorry
#93412 - douevensax
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First person to guess my fav youtuber gets to choose my new profile pic. It's been a while. Chances are, if you know him (clue one) you'll like him too. Also, I have idea what he looks like (clue two.)
#93450 to #93412 - percioz
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>2013
>Favourite Youtuber isn't Seananners
>Kill yourself
#93440 to #93412 - shoryuken
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nostalgia critic
#93424 to #93412 - acidjunk
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Penguinz0

Or well, Cr1tikal.
#93425 to #93424 - douevensax
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What profile pic then? That guy is a god amongst men.
#93427 to #93425 - acidjunk
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Use this picture of the Wikipedia guy.
#93428 to #93427 - douevensax
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Okey then
#93413 to #93412 - hashketchum **User deleted account**
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Fuck you and your stupid ass clues.
#93438 to #93413 - davvi
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so rude
#93415 to #93413 - douevensax
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Almost, but not quite
#93407 - kingofdogs
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Oi
#93409 to #93407 - percioz
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Helluuuu
#93410 to #93409 - kingofdogs
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How is you?
How is you?
#93411 to #93410 - percioz
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Good, in my promo's in league of legends.
How bout you?
#93414 to #93411 - kingofdogs
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In your promos? I'm alright
#93418 to #93414 - percioz
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Promotion to another division, and after that to a new league
#93430 to #93418 - kingofdogs
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What are you? I hardly ever play ranked myeslf...
#93433 to #93430 - percioz
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Silver 2, soon silver 1 and hopefully gold before season 4.
#93435 to #93433 - kingofdogs
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But I had enough ELO to get an iron ring
#93436 to #93435 - percioz
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you were silver then
#93397 - acidjunk
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'Ey.
#93408 to #93397 - percioz
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Hellooooo
#93417 to #93408 - acidjunk
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G'day sir, how are thy?
#93420 to #93417 - percioz
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Playing League of Legends, how about you?
#93421 to #93420 - acidjunk
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FJ+Musics! Might be strange question, but do you have the gif of the man dancing by lifting his left and right shoulder up one after each other?
#93434 to #93421 - percioz
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No, sorry.
#93406 to #93397 - hashketchum **User deleted account**
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Hi! Few things to start off with =]
1. Yes I replied to you because you're a female on funnyjunk, 'tis an awesome thing to see!
2. I'm hashy
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.
#93512 to #93406 - birdss
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Add me, i'm a sexy girl.
#93443 to #93406 - TheseChocodiles
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you do add a lot of girls though if we are being honest here
#93549 to #93443 - hashketchum **User deleted account**
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They add me :/
#93561 to #93549 - TheseChocodiles
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Lol debatable
#93562 to #93561 - hashketchum **User deleted account**
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Ouch.
#93416 to #93406 - acidjunk
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Legit
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#93404 to #93398 - TheseChocodiles
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as if it was a girl it would be any more acceptable
#93399 to #93398 - acidjunk
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God knows, too tired to look up.

Unless you mean me, male.
#93401 to #93399 - adu
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Oh, okay then.
Excuse me, I have to take this call. It's very important.
#93372 - cloverhand
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(09/12/2013) [-]
Anyone good at cheering people up?
I'm just having one of those days
#93439 to #93372 - iwanttousenumbers
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(09/12/2013) [-]
HAPPY TURTLE
#93502 to #93439 - cloverhand
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(09/12/2013) [-]
Turtles cheer everyone up
#93431 to #93372 - octaviano
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(09/12/2013) [-]
Watch RUBY Episode 8.   
Fucking Goosebumps and Laughing Girls with Granade Launcher Hammers.
Watch RUBY Episode 8.
Fucking Goosebumps and Laughing Girls with Granade Launcher Hammers.
#93507 to #93431 - cloverhand
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(09/12/2013) [-]
I've never heard of this anime, but thanks, I'll probably watch more of this
#93646 to #93507 - octaviano
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(09/13/2013) [-]
Technically not even an anime, with it being sponsered by Rooster Teeth, and being made from the Animator of Red VS Blue.
#93654 to #93646 - cloverhand
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(09/13/2013) [-]
Oh, well, I didn't get a chance to watch it today so I just assumed from the gif.
My mistake
#93656 to #93654 - octaviano
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(09/13/2013) [-]
No problem.   
Just don't expect too much from the casual scenes. There sometimes is lazyness or smaller animation errors at some parts, noticably at today's episode.   
But the fight scenes? Oh gawd yesh, so much yes.
No problem.
Just don't expect too much from the casual scenes. There sometimes is lazyness or smaller animation errors at some parts, noticably at today's episode.
But the fight scenes? Oh gawd yesh, so much yes.
#93682 to #93656 - cloverhand
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(09/13/2013) [-]
If a stranger on the internet says it's good then I guess I have to trust them
I'll look in to it when I can
#93685 to #93682 - octaviano
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(09/13/2013) [-]
Aw yesh.
Aw yesh.
#93403 to #93372 - niceguyguy
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(09/12/2013) [-]
Saw Parody Wanna Play a Little Game! FAIL! Just watch this, it's helped me.
#93511 to #93403 - cloverhand
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(09/12/2013) [-]
Thanks man, that helped
#93393 to #93372 - birdss
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(09/12/2013) [-]
Masturbate.
#93508 to #93393 - cloverhand
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(09/12/2013) [-]
Nah man, that's not my style, I can't get into it, but thanks for the suggestion
#93510 to #93508 - birdss
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(09/12/2013) [-]
Too bad. Then sing gay songs, like I always do.
#93519 to #93510 - cloverhand
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(09/12/2013) [-]
That can work too
#93520 to #93519 - birdss
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(09/12/2013) [-]
Can it now?
#93522 to #93520 - cloverhand
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(09/12/2013) [-]
It can for me
#93524 to #93522 - birdss
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(09/12/2013) [-]
Wow ok, Edgy.
#93527 to #93524 - cloverhand
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(09/12/2013) [-]
Edgeville, population: me
#93528 to #93527 - birdss
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(09/12/2013) [-]
Yes good.
#93373 to #93372 - DCat
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(09/12/2013) [-]
It's okay lil nigga. You can do it.

This song always cheers me up. Dunno why. Guess it's cause I really like it.
Bill Withers - Lean On Me [with lyrics]

But srsly, listen to Queen Radio on pandora. They always play happy-uplifting songs.
#93374 to #93373 - cloverhand
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(09/12/2013) [-]
I'll admit, it's a pretty good song

Thank you kind stranger
#93375 to #93374 - DCat
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(09/12/2013) [-]
It's alright man. Just remember, there's always light at the end of a dark and dreary tunnel.

Here's another uplifting song too
Bob Marley-Don't worry be happy
#93376 to #93375 - cloverhand
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(09/12/2013) [-]
If only everyone I know was as kind as you the world would be a better place
#93378 to #93376 - DCat
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(09/12/2013) [-]
I just don't like seeing people sad.
#93379 to #93378 - cloverhand
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(09/12/2013) [-]
Me neither, but I never know how to deal with it
#93380 to #93379 - DCat
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(09/12/2013) [-]
Just think funny thoughts, remember good times, or simply just smiling a bit works in no-time.
#93381 to #93380 - cloverhand
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(09/12/2013) [-]
I'll try these, but a bit of sleep usually does me good
#93382 to #93381 - DCat
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(09/12/2013) [-]
Good luck man. Hopefully everything works out well for you.
#93386 to #93382 - cloverhand
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(09/12/2013) [-]
Thanks man
I hope you have a great day
#93400 to #93386 - adu
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(09/12/2013) [-]
Hugs helps too. I'm a hugging person, and you look like a huggable person, so I'm going to give you a hug. Okay? Hug initiated.   
   
You're welcome stranger. :3   
If you ever need someone to talk to, I'm here.
Hugs helps too. I'm a hugging person, and you look like a huggable person, so I'm going to give you a hug. Okay? Hug initiated.

You're welcome stranger. :3
If you ever need someone to talk to, I'm here.
#93497 to #93400 - cloverhand
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(09/12/2013) [-]
Hugs are pretty good
I will accept this hug, kind stranger :3

Thanks man, that would be nice
#93364 - scorchoeljohnny
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(09/12/2013) [-]
Post a picture of your favorite, coolest, stupidest, interesting shirt
I'll start it's a mix of all 4 for me
#93383 to #93364 - ljxjlos
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(09/12/2013) [-]
...ordered this, recently. It´s the only funny one I have because I normally don´t like "funshirts"...
...ordered this, recently. It´s the only funny one I have because I normally don´t like "funshirts"...
#93441 to #93383 - shoryuken
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(09/12/2013) [-]
I bet you get looks from classic rock fans all the time. do you know what I mean?
#93442 to #93441 - ljxjlos
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(09/12/2013) [-]
I haven´t gotten it yet, just ordered it - but yeh, I´m sure this will get some people pretty pissed.
#93445 to #93442 - shoryuken
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(09/12/2013) [-]
it's very funny
#93432 to #93383 - thegrohltroll
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(09/12/2013) [-]
made me giggle
#93377 to #93364 - gitanisme
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(09/12/2013) [-]
GoT FTW.
#93368 to #93364 - arabiddrummer **User deleted account**
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(09/12/2013) [-]
Just ordered this one
#93367 to #93364 - arabiddrummer **User deleted account**
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#93362 - thisistheguy
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(09/12/2013) [-]
Ok random question here, did anybody here go to Comic-con on the opening day in Chicago and see two guys running around in kimonos and wooden sandals?
#93394 to #93362 - birdss
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(09/12/2013) [-]
Yes
#93360 - Spikeydeath
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(09/12/2013) [-]
Favorite Drink?
Coconut Coke is mine....
#93405 to #93360 - hydromatic
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(09/12/2013) [-]
Anything with rum in it.
#93389 to #93360 - cloverhand
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(09/12/2013) [-]
Peach iced tea

Also, what is Coconut Coke? I have never seen it for sale in my country
#93396 to #93389 - Spikeydeath
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(09/12/2013) [-]
Theres a place called sonic here in the united states
they let you take a flavor you want
and then have a soda you want
I mean hell if you wanted to you could have a chocolate vanilla cherry orange pinapple sprite if you wanted to
#93488 to #93396 - cloverhand
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(09/12/2013) [-]
That place sounds amazing, too bad I'm in Australia though
#93489 to #93488 - Spikeydeath
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(09/12/2013) [-]
next time i go ill take a picture of the drink menu
#93492 to #93489 - cloverhand
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(09/12/2013) [-]
Sweet, thanks man
#93493 to #93492 - Spikeydeath
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(09/12/2013) [-]
and man the burgers are great aswell
#93515 to #93493 - cloverhand
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(09/12/2013) [-]
This place sounds pretty good
#93384 to #93360 - ljxjlos
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(09/12/2013) [-]
As gay as it sounds...Milk.

Then coke.

When it´s about alcohol...eh...Whiskey -> White Russian -> Beer -> Touchdown
#93363 to #93360 - thisistheguy
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(09/12/2013) [-]
Beer
#93347 - lawlfailwinepic
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(09/12/2013) [-]
Random question: Worst amount of pain you've ever dealt with? Physically, i mean.   
   
Mine was just yesterday morning. I got out of the shower and got some q-tips to cleanse my ears. As i was cleansing said ears the back of my neck started itching so i instinctively swooped back to scratch it.. whilst having a q-tip in my left ear. It literally shot like the force of seven trains into my ear canal. Hurt like a bitch too and i went to school like this. It feels a bit better now. But what about you?
Random question: Worst amount of pain you've ever dealt with? Physically, i mean.

Mine was just yesterday morning. I got out of the shower and got some q-tips to cleanse my ears. As i was cleansing said ears the back of my neck started itching so i instinctively swooped back to scratch it.. whilst having a q-tip in my left ear. It literally shot like the force of seven trains into my ear canal. Hurt like a bitch too and i went to school like this. It feels a bit better now. But what about you?
#93369 to #93347 - alexanderburns
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(09/12/2013) [-]
I had leukemia this one time but then there was this other time when part of a Dorito got stuck in my throat. I can't really choose which was worse.
#93361 to #93347 - Spikeydeath
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(09/12/2013) [-]
Dislocating my knee, ankle, and hip as i fell 2 stories onto a hill...yeah im surprised my leg wasnt broken...
#93359 to #93347 - OptimusRhyme
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(09/12/2013) [-]
worst pain i've ever been through has been my recurring kidney stones. i've had 3 in the past 6 years. the kidney infections that follow are hell as well
#93385 to #93359 - ljxjlos
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(09/12/2013) [-]
a) Awesome Name
b) Kidney Stones/infections are hellish, I had the problem 4 months ago, I just hope they won´t come back, too...
#93419 to #93385 - OptimusRhyme
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(09/12/2013) [-]
i have my fingers crossed for you. its awful. i'm only 20 and i've already had three kidney stones and 2 kidney infections.
#93422 to #93419 - ljxjlos
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(09/12/2013) [-]
I´ve had 2 Stones and one Infection and I´m 20 too...on the other side, I´ve had enough other shit...We´ll see. At the very least I hope that next time I won´t have to sit in University the whole illness through because of exams.
#93423 to #93422 - OptimusRhyme
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(09/12/2013) [-]
actually, it's been exactly a year and 4 days since my last kidney stone. im hoping i dont get another one for a while, but who knows, really. im a bit worried since i have work, school, and now i have to pick up a second job too. if i get a kidney stone anytime soon, im screwed
#93426 to #93423 - ljxjlos
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(09/12/2013) [-]
I wish you good look, too, then that you don´t get another one.
#93429 to #93426 - OptimusRhyme
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(09/12/2013) [-]
thank you!
and i hope you dont get anymore either!!!
#93355 to #93347 - mrnappy
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(09/12/2013) [-]
Hey life tip here, my doc told me this, don't put anything bigger than your elbow in your ear q-tips Lie down pour oil in ear, wait 15 mins then put cotton ball in ear to 'absorb oil' flip over and repeat. Or in the shower just tilt your head and let water into your ear keep for couple second then flip head over, once you're out of shower put cotton ball in ears.
#93348 to #93347 - DCat
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(09/12/2013) [-]
I guess it would be PT physical training I think when I broke my leg 6-7 years ago. The break didn't hurt because of the shock I was in, at least what's what I heard, but the constant bending of my leg had a dull pain to it that hurt terribly. I know it was for the better, but it still hurt like hell.
#93335 - lazian
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(09/11/2013) [-]
going to start uni in the UK in two weeks, any tips?
#93388 to #93335 - desdemona
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(09/12/2013) [-]
Tell us where
#93390 to #93388 - lazian
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(09/12/2013) [-]
i'll be in manchester
#93451 to #93390 - haydn
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(09/12/2013) [-]
which uni?
#93456 to #93451 - lazian
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(09/12/2013) [-]
MMU
#93608 to #93456 - haydn
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(09/13/2013) [-]
Ah sweet. What do you wanna know most about? Staying safe or making friends or?
#93651 to #93608 - lazian
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(09/13/2013) [-]
mostly just adjusting to uni life and yeah, friend making aswell
#93653 to #93651 - haydn
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(09/13/2013) [-]
If you're there for freshers week, go on every night out with your flat mates, just do it. Get smashed, stick with them, you'll be fine. I went uni there for 3 months, everyone will be as nervous as you, people from all over.

But, be careful around that area. Stay in well lit areas and with friends after a night out, where is your appt? Fallowfield? See the areas surrounding there are pretty rough, as long as you don't try to take short cuts and shit when you're drunk you'll be fine. Anything else just ask
#93972 to #93653 - lazian
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(09/15/2013) [-]
thanks man, i'll try not to get stabbed!
#93973 to #93972 - haydn
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(09/15/2013) [-]
Manchester is a fucking great city though, I love it here!
#93974 to #93973 - lazian
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(09/15/2013) [-]
might bump into you without knowing
#93975 to #93974 - haydn
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(09/15/2013) [-]
You never know! You here for freshers? I might go deadbolt on thursday
#93391 to #93390 - desdemona
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(09/12/2013) [-]
Haydn can help you then
#93366 to #93335 - roliga
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(09/12/2013) [-]
Try not to get stabbed
#93357 to #93335 - haydn
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(09/12/2013) [-]
Depends where in the UK