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#81224 - bdho (06/08/2013) [-]
I just pooped right after I showered. And I didn't even mind it.
User avatar #81246 to #81224 - iwanttousenumbers (06/08/2013) [-]
It just slides right out
#81216 - betta (06/08/2013) [-]
Gaize.

I've never been here before, and I was just curious what this is all about. I'm assuming that since this is the social board, you guys wouldn't mind having an IRL thread, would you?

I'll start (:

Inb4 insults.
User avatar #81425 to #81424 - klink (06/09/2013) [-]
also i dont look like that when i smile normally, i was putting my rape face on.
#81395 to #81216 - Metallicock (06/08/2013) [-]
I've had a hair cut since but I'm growing it back
#81342 to #81313 - loveyameanish (06/08/2013) [-]






Beb u look hawt.
User avatar #81359 to #81342 - alphabethsoop (06/08/2013) [-]
You look hawter babe
User avatar #81318 to #81313 - leown (06/08/2013) [-]
i was scrolling up fast and as i clicked the green icon to go cack to the board i saw you and yelled out "WHOA WOA WHOOOOOOOAAAAA WHOA HEY WHOA."
User avatar #81321 to #81318 - alphabethsoop (06/08/2013) [-]
youve just commented on another of my irl photos wat
User avatar #81323 to #81321 - leown (06/08/2013) [-]
i did? oh hi then :I
User avatar #81354 to #81323 - birdss (06/08/2013) [-]
Are you desperate or what?
User avatar #81388 to #81354 - leown (06/08/2013) [-]
sure, why not
User avatar #81319 to #81318 - leown (06/08/2013) [-]
anyways hi
#81305 to #81216 - kabageguy (06/08/2013) [-]
Everyone's holding their thumbs up
#81303 to #81216 - dzubelyudee (06/08/2013) [-]
Hi, I'm Dzubelyu. You may know me from such treads as that other one I was in about a month back, and not a whole lot else. As you can see, I am a gentleman and a scholar. I look forward to your reply.
User avatar #81307 to #81303 - legendaryhero (06/08/2013) [-]
why are not wearing pants?
User avatar #81416 to #81307 - dzubelyudee (06/09/2013) [-]
I guess you could say that me and my books

Have chemistry

Yeeeeeeeeah
User avatar #81372 to #81307 - shoryuken (06/08/2013) [-]
he's havin' a wank to chemistry
#81302 to #81216 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (06/08/2013) [-]
You think the camera is your ally? You merely adopted the camera. I was raised by it, MOLDED by it. I didn't see a movie until I was a man! And, even then, I wanted to go back to the modeling studio I live in.
#81301 to #81216 - percioz (06/08/2013) [-]
Blurry but noone cares.
#81451 to #81308 - percioz (06/09/2013) [-]
You being banned.
You being banned.
#81290 to #81216 - TheseChocodiles (06/08/2013) [-]
Had to screenshot this from a video, it's me and my baby girl.




lol not really just ma niece haha fuckin fooled ya!!!!!!
User avatar #81292 to #81290 - leown (06/08/2013) [-]
whats yo name?
User avatar #81296 to #81292 - TheseChocodiles (06/08/2013) [-]
Catherine, you?
User avatar #81298 to #81296 - leown (06/08/2013) [-]
Leo, i was askin you look like someone i know. Like the resemblance is striking, even your neice. where you from?
User avatar #81299 to #81298 - TheseChocodiles (06/08/2013) [-]
Northern Ireland
User avatar #81300 to #81299 - leown (06/08/2013) [-]
WOW
#81269 to #81216 - fuckya ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
I AM A PERSON
User avatar #82035 to #81264 - talonss (06/13/2013) [-]
is that you're natural hair colour ? if not what hair dye do you use?
i need it for...research
User avatar #82051 to #82035 - loveyameanish (06/13/2013) [-]
I'm a natural blonde but dark blonde, I use 20 vol peroxide mixed with some bleach power crap, I don't even know, my sister does it for me. I can find out and let you know.
User avatar #82036 to #82035 - talonss (06/13/2013) [-]
by you're i mean your ***
User avatar #81293 to #81264 - leown (06/08/2013) [-]
you look like Luna Lovegood omfgyus
User avatar #81312 to #81293 - loveyameanish (06/08/2013) [-]
You've just commented on two of my irl photos. Y u do dis.
User avatar #81316 to #81312 - leown (06/08/2013) [-]
because this thread is slow and i saw you twice :I

and you're very fuckin pretty
User avatar #81324 to #81322 - leown (06/08/2013) [-]
wat?
#81326 to #81325 - leown (06/08/2013) [-]
cheese you're an asshoe
User avatar #81327 to #81326 - loveyameanish (06/08/2013) [-]
The fuck did I just read?
#81328 to #81327 - leown (06/08/2013) [-]
YOU SUCK.
#81330 to #81329 - leown (06/08/2013) [-]
because you're awesome and make knowing you exist but being so far SUCK
User avatar #81332 to #81330 - leown (06/08/2013) [-]
Jesus christ reading that over im such a huge fucking faggot. Im done
#81331 to #81330 - loveyameanish (06/08/2013) [-]
Where are you from?
#81333 to #81331 - leown (06/08/2013) [-]
From Seattle, Live in Chicago.
From Seattle, Live in Chicago.
#81334 to #81333 - loveyameanish (06/08/2013) [-]
Jealous. I have a raging America boner.
User avatar #81520 to #81334 - popperz (06/09/2013) [-]
omg, why did i find this so funny?
Saved
User avatar #81521 to #81520 - loveyameanish (06/09/2013) [-]
Bcuz twinz xoxoxoxoxoxo ily bbe
User avatar #81522 to #81521 - popperz (06/09/2013) [-]
xx ily2 beb <3
#81336 to #81334 - leown (06/08/2013) [-]
y u do dis to me?
y u do dis to me?
#81339 to #81337 - leown (06/08/2013) [-]
with every reaction picture you pull me deeper into a net of want   
   
fuck yeah emo poetry
with every reaction picture you pull me deeper into a net of want

fuck yeah emo poetry
#81340 to #81339 - loveyameanish (06/08/2013) [-]
I uh. What. How does one do that with reaction pictures.
#81341 to #81340 - leown (06/08/2013) [-]
Because that makes you more awesome, and your sense of humorr yadda yadda yadda
Because that makes you more awesome, and your sense of humorr yadda yadda yadda
#81266 to #81264 - raffoutroudlol (06/08/2013) [-]
Gurl, how come you so fine?
Gurl, how come you so fine?
#81267 to #81266 - loveyameanish (06/08/2013) [-]
GOT IT FROM MAH MOMMA.
GOT IT FROM MAH MOMMA.
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User avatar #81262 to #81258 - betta (06/08/2013) [-]
Yep.
User avatar #81225 to #81222 - betta (06/08/2013) [-]
I've seen that face somewhere before...

... Grundo?
User avatar #81231 to #81225 - grundo (06/08/2013) [-]
Damn straight nyuggah
User avatar #81283 to #81231 - godshandshake (06/08/2013) [-]
I love you
#81218 to #81216 - raffoutroudlol (06/08/2013) [-]
I never knew you were cute. Why did you never tell me that?
User avatar #81223 to #81219 - godshandshake (06/08/2013) [-]
why do you go to every board except random?
User avatar #81252 to #81223 - daryldixon (06/08/2013) [-]
cus random is for homos
#81221 to #81219 - raffoutroudlol (06/08/2013) [-]
Thanks! I knew I could count on compliments from fellow users!
#81452 to #81221 - anonymous (06/09/2013) [-]
Stop using yourself as a fucking reaction picture, I'd like for you to stop/cut down on the calories/stop posting so many.
For christs sake I'm trying to eat.
User avatar #81251 to #81221 - daryldixon (06/08/2013) [-]
seriously like dis-gus-ting
User avatar #81315 to #81251 - shoryuken (06/08/2013) [-]
shut your mouth ya mung
#81253 to #81251 - raffoutroudlol (06/08/2013) [-]
And I care why?
User avatar #81259 to #81253 - daryldixon (06/08/2013) [-]
Cus you keep replying
#81217 to #81216 - gmarrox (06/08/2013) [-]
You remind me of Michael Cera
User avatar #81256 to #81217 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (06/08/2013) [-]
Your dog is so fucking cute that the stone surrounding my heart cracked......
User avatar #81220 to #81217 - betta (06/08/2013) [-]
:T

Uhmm... Thank you? lol, not quite sure how to respond to that.
#81211 - anonymous (06/08/2013) [-]
social burd gurlz. ppost titz plox.
#81213 to #81211 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (06/08/2013) [-]
kk...... I'm SUCH a naughty girl! ;D
User avatar #81254 to #81213 - bobbybeats (06/08/2013) [-]
That's a sexy telecaster you got .
User avatar #81255 to #81254 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (06/08/2013) [-]
Put it together and painted it myself
#81257 to #81255 - bobbybeats (06/08/2013) [-]
Sweet. I recently got a strat body and I plan on doing something similar. I was thinking about painting it the most obnoxious color once I'm done wiring the pick guard. Check out my sexy girl, we've been together for a while but she's slowly letting herself go.
User avatar #81268 to #81257 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (06/08/2013) [-]
Ah, but you'll find that sometimes a girl ends up being BETTER when she gets kinda plump.
User avatar #81390 to #81268 - bobbybeats (06/08/2013) [-]
I was referring to the intonation but I know what you mean.
User avatar #81195 - justbeingcool (06/07/2013) [-]
Yer so hi just wondering if i could find anybody on her
hahah
User avatar #81450 to #81203 - justbeingcool (06/09/2013) [-]
exactly
User avatar #81185 - godshandshake (06/07/2013) [-]
I..uh..I want to be social
User avatar #81204 to #81185 - gmarrox (06/08/2013) [-]
I somewhat agree with anon. Wendy's is maybe demi-god tier. You and i have nothing else to discuss.
#81193 to #81185 - anonymous (06/07/2013) [-]
wendys to[p tier fast food restrant
User avatar #81194 to #81193 - godshandshake (06/07/2013) [-]
I've never been to Wendy's
#81168 - anonymous (06/07/2013) [-]
Are there any pretty girls on fj?
User avatar #81210 to #81168 - catpower (06/08/2013) [-]
rule 30
User avatar #81277 to #81210 - davvi (06/08/2013) [-]
what is rule 30? everybody on the internet is male?
#81202 to #81168 - gmarrox (06/08/2013) [-]
Of the two qualifiers, I'm closer to being a girl than I am to being pretty.
Of the two qualifiers, I'm closer to being a girl than I am to being pretty.
User avatar #81214 to #81202 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (06/08/2013) [-]
You shut your fucking face. You are beautiful you gay. Flawless. Don't change a thing or the god's of Olympus themselves will take offense and destroy the mortal world as we know it.
User avatar #81199 to #81168 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (06/08/2013) [-]
I'm a pretty girl....
#81186 to #81168 - godshandshake (06/07/2013) [-]
I don't know about girls but I suck bawls real good
#81184 to #81168 - BrayBoy (06/07/2013) [-]
Im so out of your league
#81188 to #81187 - BrayBoy (06/07/2013) [-]
How much you got
#81190 to #81189 - BrayBoy (06/07/2013) [-]
s'all u need bby gurl
#81191 to #81190 - loveyameanish (06/07/2013) [-]
Loljk h8 u Wicklow fagit.
Loljk h8 u Wicklow fagit.
#81192 to #81191 - BrayBoy (06/07/2013) [-]
Sure you do, sure you do
Sure you do, sure you do
User avatar #81295 to #81177 - leown (06/08/2013) [-]
found more
#81176 to #81168 - alphabethsoop (06/07/2013) [-]
call me beb ;)
User avatar #81294 to #81176 - leown (06/08/2013) [-]
found one
User avatar #81180 to #81179 - alphabethsoop (06/07/2013) [-]
you can have it all ;)))))
User avatar #81173 to #81168 - alphabethsoop (06/07/2013) [-]
loveyameanish
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User avatar #81297 to #81174 - leown (06/08/2013) [-]
this is the best canidate
User avatar #81314 to #81311 - leown (06/08/2013) [-]
"are there any pretty girls here."

From what i've seen, you take the cake.
#81320 to #81317 - leown (06/08/2013) [-]
my pleasure. Anyways bai for like ever now pretty lady.
#81172 to #81168 - desdemona (06/07/2013) [-]
I'm beautiful love me
User avatar #81171 to #81168 - BrayBoy (06/07/2013) [-]
I'm sexy as balls
#81182 to #81171 - loveyameanish (06/07/2013) [-]
Because balls are best known for their aesthetically pleasing appearance.
User avatar #81170 to #81168 - loveyameanish (06/07/2013) [-]
brayboy
#81169 to #81168 - anonymous (06/07/2013) [-]
emmygee
User avatar #81157 - jntcoolman (06/07/2013) [-]
today i got grounded cause i broke a school rule (i am in 8th grade and it was pretty bad). my pc is not in my room. what do i do? i go on the ie app on my xbox and browse fj from there
User avatar #81209 to #81157 - gmarrox (06/08/2013) [-]
Stick it to the man, with loud hippity hop and drinking only cola and doing rad skateboard tricks in your room.
User avatar #81165 to #81157 - TheseChocodiles (06/07/2013) [-]
what did you do
User avatar #81166 to #81165 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (06/07/2013) [-]
He broke a school rule. It was pretty bad
User avatar #81201 to #81166 - BrayBoy (06/08/2013) [-]
I heard he spoke out of turn,


on purpose
User avatar #81163 to #81157 - ariscorp (06/07/2013) [-]
cool
#81151 - anonymous (06/07/2013) [-]
( ͡° ʖ ͡°)
User avatar #81150 - fjmovienight (06/07/2013) [-]
FJ MOVIE NIGHT AT 11h59 pm gmt+0 on ustream
ustream. tv/channel/ fjmovienight

The movies will be Pokémon the First Movie and Django Unchained.

Not sure exactly what time is that in your timezone?
wwp. greenwichmeantime. com/

I hope to see you there!
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#81147 - anonymous (06/07/2013) [-]
What the swag did you just fucking yolo about me, you little wayne? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SwagFags, and I’ve been involved in numerous Obey Records , and I have over 300 confirmed Swaggers. I am trained in wearing snapbacks and I’m the top poser in the entire Swagfag Army. You are nothing to me but just another No swag. I will swag you the fuck out with swagger the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking hashtags. You think you can get away with not taking pictures in the mirror over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my mom, she has alot of swag, and your ratchet ass is being traced right now so you better prepare for the yolo, nikka. The yolo that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your swag. I will swag yolo all over you and you will swag in it. You’re fucking dead, nikka.
#81123 - Metallicock (06/07/2013) [-]
What are your current goals in life?
User avatar #81271 to #81123 - fuckya ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
Break school swim records.
Be only black kid with school swim records at my school.
Go into nuclear engineering when I go to college (32 on Science in ACT)

Then NAVY.
User avatar #81205 to #81123 - gmarrox (06/08/2013) [-]
Current focus is not dying, but i'm open-minded.
#81198 to #81123 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (06/07/2013) [-]
To breed sp much that I have an army of children. Those of which will be taken from their broodmares at the age of 7 and brought to my training grounds. I wil teach them to master every weapon and to kill. They will become master assassins by the time they're 18. At the age of 14, as a test, I will buy them each a puppy or a kitten (their choice) and then make them kill their pet after a week of bonding to teach them to not have personal relationships with things. Apon the completion of their first human kills, they will be given a tattoo..... My family sigil.... to prove themselves as worthy of the banner. I will then teach them tactics fit for a commander and eventually release them to have their own children to add to the training pit. All while collecting funds from their assassinations.   
   
I will be kind.   
I will be supportive.   
I will be stern.   
I will be brutal.   
They will be strong.   
They will be heartless at most times.   
They will never falter.   
They will never cry.   
They will be the ones to conquer this earth and the fools that inhabit it.
To breed sp much that I have an army of children. Those of which will be taken from their broodmares at the age of 7 and brought to my training grounds. I wil teach them to master every weapon and to kill. They will become master assassins by the time they're 18. At the age of 14, as a test, I will buy them each a puppy or a kitten (their choice) and then make them kill their pet after a week of bonding to teach them to not have personal relationships with things. Apon the completion of their first human kills, they will be given a tattoo..... My family sigil.... to prove themselves as worthy of the banner. I will then teach them tactics fit for a commander and eventually release them to have their own children to add to the training pit. All while collecting funds from their assassinations.

I will be kind.
I will be supportive.
I will be stern.
I will be brutal.
They will be strong.
They will be heartless at most times.
They will never falter.
They will never cry.
They will be the ones to conquer this earth and the fools that inhabit it.
User avatar #81160 to #81123 - akamrhood (06/07/2013) [-]
Graduate college
Have 3 kids with my wife - At least one of them has to be a girl
Move into a house - with a big backyard for expolsions
Live happily ever after
#81158 to #81123 - loveyameanish (06/07/2013) [-]
This is gonna sound quite faggoty, but my only concrete goal in life that I KNOW for a fact that I want is to be a mommy, and a good one.
User avatar #81196 to #81158 - justbeingcool (06/07/2013) [-]
i have the same goal as you so you are not alone
User avatar #81124 to #81123 - medewu (06/07/2013) [-]
be able to use "WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOR!?" in a proper manner,
Die a legendary death.
That's really it so far....
User avatar #81134 to #81124 - Metallicock (06/07/2013) [-]
sounds cool
#81115 - deathmetalwarlord (06/07/2013) [-]
I made myself really sad... I went back to an old track I listened to a couple years back, "Something I dunno..." by The Upgrades. By the time I had listened to it first I knew they had broken up, but tonight I looked on their Myspace page while listening to the song, and this one sentence made me almost cry. Trust me, listen to the song and it'll sound sadder. I don't even really know why...

Last login: 29/11/2010
User avatar #81131 to #81115 - neptuneport (06/07/2013) [-]
I know what you mean. My favorite band of all time broke up recently. It was like a sucker punch. Every song of theirs now just makes me sad.
#81100 - tomoya (06/07/2013) [-]
come watch nichijou with us and chat with us!
www.livestream.com/musicdannis

THERE WILL BE CAKE!
User avatar #81120 to #81100 - medewu (06/07/2013) [-]
You lied to me.... there was no cake.... </3
User avatar #81040 - umzar (06/06/2013) [-]
Hey guys, what's up?
User avatar #81153 to #81040 - birdss (06/07/2013) [-]
Laughing at you getting butthurt on the internet.
And laughing at the other person for being a weirdo.
User avatar #81102 to #81040 - infamoustrapper (06/07/2013) [-]
SERIOUSLY GUYS. I'M CALLING YOU OUT. IS THERE ANYONE HERE THUMBING ME DOWN?

Umzar.

It is so obvious you are using tor.
User avatar #81161 to #81102 - akamrhood (06/07/2013) [-]
I dont even know why people hate you...

Why do people have a distaste towards your exsistance?
User avatar #81207 to #81161 - infamoustrapper (06/08/2013) [-]
I am a hateable person. I can understand why they do.
User avatar #81281 to #81207 - akamrhood (06/08/2013) [-]
You seem like a decent individual to me.

Just saying
User avatar #81282 to #81281 - infamoustrapper (06/08/2013) [-]
i luv u bb
User avatar #81287 to #81282 - akamrhood (06/08/2013) [-]
silent pause...

luv ya 2 my special unicorn
User avatar #81117 to #81102 - iwanttousenumbers (06/07/2013) [-]
I don't think anyone is thumbing you down. Those red thumbs are just an illusion
User avatar #81116 to #81102 - TheseChocodiles (06/07/2013) [-]
lol i did too
bandwagon
User avatar #81142 to #81116 - desdemona (06/07/2013) [-]
#yolo
#81103 to #81102 - dedztoo (06/07/2013) [-]
I am.
User avatar #81109 to #81103 - infamoustrapper (06/07/2013) [-]
Dude you are literally like...10 thumbs away from being banned. You are in no position to thumb anyone down.
#81272 to #81109 - fuckya ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
They seem rather butthurt about your existence.
They seem rather butthurt about your existence.
User avatar #81278 to #81272 - infamoustrapper (06/08/2013) [-]
lol dude got banned
#81092 to #81040 - ariscorp (06/07/2013) [-]
pic related
pic related
User avatar #81095 to #81092 - umzar (06/07/2013) [-]
I can't seem to click on that picture, for some reason.

Any chance you can explain to me on how it's related?
#81105 to #81095 - ariscorp (06/07/2013) [-]
"Stop trying to find ways on hating on me.."
"Seriously mate you need to shut the fuck up you mouthy little cunt."
"Seriously what's your problem with me."
":p x"
User avatar #81106 to #81105 - umzar (06/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, I'm a nice person, but if someone randomly picks on me, I'm not going to sit there and take it.
User avatar #81107 to #81106 - ariscorp (06/07/2013) [-]
Well you seem nice but, im just pointing out some things that seem a bit dodgy. Also, infamoustrapper, why are you so damn butthurt.
User avatar #81110 to #81107 - infamoustrapper (06/07/2013) [-]
Because I don't like him.
User avatar #81108 to #81107 - umzar (06/07/2013) [-]
In what way would it be dodgy?
User avatar #81111 to #81108 - ariscorp (06/07/2013) [-]
its just quite pathetic really
User avatar #81112 to #81111 - umzar (06/07/2013) [-]
What is
User avatar #81113 to #81112 - ariscorp (06/07/2013) [-]
the way youre getting so worked up about some guy on the internet, "hating on me" is just so cancerous.
User avatar #81114 to #81113 - umzar (06/07/2013) [-]
You're right, but still. wtf man.
User avatar #81096 to #81095 - infamoustrapper (06/07/2013) [-]
Because you are an autistic, faggot.
User avatar #81097 to #81096 - umzar (06/07/2013) [-]
proof / evidence of it?
User avatar #81099 to #81097 - infamoustrapper (06/07/2013) [-]
Did you even read your comments below?
User avatar #81072 to #81040 - infamoustrapper (06/07/2013) [-]
You started a conversation half an hour before you planned on giong to bed? Are you fucking retarded? And you still haven't gone to sleep.
User avatar #81076 to #81072 - umzar (06/07/2013) [-]
I never said I was going to sleep buddy
User avatar #81078 to #81076 - infamoustrapper (06/07/2013) [-]
Why are you thumbing yourself up, faggot?
User avatar #81080 to #81078 - umzar (06/07/2013) [-]
dude, I'm not thumbing myself up...

Stop trying to find ways on hating on me..
User avatar #81081 to #81080 - infamoustrapper (06/07/2013) [-]
But you are....
User avatar #81082 to #81081 - umzar (06/07/2013) [-]
No, no I'm not...
User avatar #81084 to #81082 - infamoustrapper (06/07/2013) [-]
Then why did all your comments have 2 thumbs while twiis had 1? Fucking moron.
User avatar #81087 to #81084 - umzar (06/07/2013) [-]
Dude, how the fuck would I know, there are thousands of other people on this website, I'm not in control of what people thumb her + me up. Just chill the fuck out man.
User avatar #81077 to #81076 - infamoustrapper (06/07/2013) [-]
Oops. Well why did you tell him to go to sleep?
User avatar #81079 to #81077 - umzar (06/07/2013) [-]
I told her to go to sleep because she was falling asleep on me on skype >.<
User avatar #81083 to #81079 - infamoustrapper (06/07/2013) [-]
Implying you will ever talk to a girl. First. You weren't talking on skype, faggot. Why are you even bothering making random stuff up? I went to "her" profile. You guys have talked once and skype was never brought up. Why the fuck would you be talking on skype and funnyjunk at the same time?
#81089 to #81083 - umzar (06/07/2013) [-]
oh, and to prove my point...

BLACKFRAMEPERSON (OP) for more proof.

Seriously mate you need to shut the fuck up you mouthy little cunt.
User avatar #81090 to #81089 - infamoustrapper (06/07/2013) [-]
Do you ever not wear that fucking headset?
User avatar #81091 to #81090 - umzar (06/07/2013) [-]
Without it, I won't be able to speak to people, or even hear people / music / films / voices you retarded little fuck
User avatar #81093 to #81091 - infamoustrapper (06/07/2013) [-]
Implying you aren't using tor to thumb down all my comments and thumb up yours. Do you know how many people actually visit social board?? like 1 at a time.
User avatar #81094 to #81093 - umzar (06/07/2013) [-]
Never even heard of "Tor" and I don't really care, I wanted to be social, and you're being all faggoty over it. Seriously what's your problem with me.
User avatar #81098 to #81094 - infamoustrapper (06/07/2013) [-]
You're a socially awkward, faggot. Who his thumbing up his own comments in SOCIAL BOARD.
User avatar #81101 to #81098 - umzar (06/07/2013) [-]
Grow up kid. You're embarrassing yourself. You're just wasting your time. GIVE UP.
User avatar #81143 to #81101 - desdemona (06/07/2013) [-]
Hi I'm one of those said faggots thumbing you up and him down. You should probably not even bother replying to him because he is a retard
User avatar #81156 to #81143 - umzar (06/07/2013) [-]
Thank you, said faggot
User avatar #81085 to #81083 - umzar (06/07/2013) [-]
Because she was jealous of my level compared to hers, and I wanted to help her out by thumbing her up. We are friends on funnyjunk you know. We have had private messages before.
User avatar #81086 to #81085 - infamoustrapper (06/07/2013) [-]
How does that explain why you were thumbed up more than "her" in this thread....
User avatar #81088 to #81086 - umzar (06/07/2013) [-]
Once again, I have no fucking clue..
#81064 to #81040 - anonymous (06/07/2013) [-]
this has made me want to drink a bottle of bleach and dicks

thanks god bless
User avatar #81069 to #81064 - umzar (06/07/2013) [-]
What do you mean?
User avatar #81041 to #81040 - twiis (06/06/2013) [-]
HI
User avatar #81042 to #81041 - umzar (06/06/2013) [-]
How are you?
User avatar #81043 to #81042 - twiis (06/06/2013) [-]
Not bad thanks, yourself?
User avatar #81044 to #81043 - umzar (06/06/2013) [-]
Yeah I'm doing alright actually(: How has your day been then?
User avatar #81045 to #81044 - twiis (06/06/2013) [-]
Good to hear, great thanks. You?
User avatar #81046 to #81045 - umzar (06/07/2013) [-]
I'm glad too ^_^ and I'm also glad that your day has been going great mines been a tad boring since I was at college + everything, but all in all, I think it went okay :p
User avatar #81047 to #81046 - twiis (06/07/2013) [-]
Oh good!

Aw well, at least that's done for today
User avatar #81048 to #81047 - umzar (06/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, and I don't have college for the rest of the week so it's all worth it(:
User avatar #81051 to #81048 - twiis (06/07/2013) [-]
Oh that's good then (: I have school tomorrow /: Only have one exam left
User avatar #81052 to #81051 - umzar (06/07/2013) [-]
That's awesome(: One exam to go and then no more secondary school!
User avatar #81053 to #81052 - twiis (06/07/2013) [-]
Exactly! Year 11 is so crap.
User avatar #81054 to #81053 - umzar (06/07/2013) [-]
Yeah it was crap for me too xD It was terrible and I'm so glad that I'm out of there!!
User avatar #81055 to #81054 - twiis (06/07/2013) [-]
Ahahah you're lucky it's over
User avatar #81056 to #81055 - umzar (06/07/2013) [-]
Oh god I'm lucky that the first year of college is over xD
User avatar #81062 to #81056 - twiis (06/07/2013) [-]
College is always seen as that 'cool' environment, where you can recover from all of the Secondary school worries...

I guess not then..
User avatar #81063 to #81062 - umzar (06/07/2013) [-]
Nah it's boring as shit to be honest, the course that I'm in right now isn't really what I want to do xD
User avatar #81065 to #81063 - twiis (06/07/2013) [-]
And you can't change it now?
User avatar #81068 to #81065 - umzar (06/07/2013) [-]
I'm changing it at the end of the year :p
User avatar #81070 to #81068 - twiis (06/07/2013) [-]
Oh good
#81073 to #81070 - infamoustrapper (06/07/2013) [-]
This image has expired
USE ONE MORE EMOTICON. I DARE YOU.
User avatar #81071 to #81070 - umzar (06/07/2013) [-]
Aight, well I think it's time for you to get some sleep :p x
#81039 - daryldixon (06/06/2013) [-]
maybe ya'll faggots wouldn't be so beta if you looked like me

admire my swagger while i'm at grad nite fuckin bitches gettin money #swag
User avatar #81074 to #81039 - infamoustrapper (06/07/2013) [-]
daryl if that's actually you I'm going to find you and punch you in the throat.
User avatar #81159 to #81074 - daryldixon (06/07/2013) [-]
umadjellyofmylooksbro
#81060 to #81039 - davvi (06/07/2013) [-]
hello y'all fagggots, i'm not posting this to prove a point, but more because i hope to get you raging. look at me, the body and face of an olympic god. no get up, if you even can move your fat asses, and look into the mirror. y'know what, just turn on your webcam and look at yourself like that if you're too lazy to move. you are now seeing a fat, basement-dwelling loser. now back to me, faggot. look at all my swag while feeling bad about yourself, and i'll let you know i fucked a bitch yesterday and am gonna fuck more tonight, because i'm social and give other people the delight of admiring my hotness in real life. oh yeah, that's right, y'all don't even know what real life is. it's where you have the chances to fuck bitches and get money, faggot.
ok, look at me a final time, and assure yourself that you pathetic faggot can't ever even be half as awesome, swaggery, hot and great as i am. y'know what, you can even fap to me if you want, i don't care, because i'll be being out at grad nite fuckin bitches gettin money. #swag
#81035 - lolerbot (06/06/2013) [-]
What's a good way to ask a girl for her number? Were both good friends but  I just don't know how to ask.
What's a good way to ask a girl for her number? Were both good friends but I just don't know how to ask.
User avatar #81212 to #81035 - gmarrox (06/08/2013) [-]
"You haven't seen my cock until you've seen it taken on a 1.5 Megapixel phone camera and compressed into an SMS"
User avatar #81152 to #81035 - farn (06/07/2013) [-]
Hey, can i have your number?
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User avatar #81059 to #81035 - umzar (06/07/2013) [-]
"Hey, by any chance can I get your number?"
#81038 to #81035 - bdho (06/06/2013) [-]
"Yo (girl's name)! Give me your number.

It's literally that easy haha
User avatar #81037 to #81035 - raffoutroudlol (06/06/2013) [-]
Tell her that you want to hang out sometime but you'll need her number. Pretty much that easy.
#81032 - bdho (06/06/2013) [-]
Hey FJ. I'm the guy on the left and I thought it'd be fun to introduce myself after a coupe years on here. If you want to become my bestfriend you can do that, but I'm kind of a douchenozzle. ^_^
User avatar #81167 to #81032 - popperz (06/07/2013) [-]
Douchenozzle is my favorite word. Nice mustache by the way.
#81215 to #81167 - bdho (06/08/2013) [-]
Are you just saying that? Because I've never met another human being that uses douchenozzle also! And thanks, I had to shave it off though.
User avatar #81516 to #81215 - popperz (06/09/2013) [-]
I use it quite frequently.
Actually said it in front of my dad a day or so ago....
and sadness.
#81567 to #81516 - bdho (06/10/2013) [-]
He thought it was cool too, right? No sadness here. How old are you popperz?
User avatar #81569 to #81567 - popperz (06/10/2013) [-]
He kind of just stared at me.
And 17 but I turn 18 in 18 days.
You?
#81575 to #81569 - bdho (06/10/2013) [-]
Wow, you're pretty much a kid compared to me... I'm 18.
#81036 to #81032 - raffoutroudlol (06/06/2013) [-]
I was interested until &quot;douchenozzle&quot;. How do you think you'll get friends calling yourself that? You're screwing yourself over.   
   
I'll still be your friend.
I was interested until "douchenozzle". How do you think you'll get friends calling yourself that? You're screwing yourself over.

I'll still be your friend.
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#81029 - anonymous (06/06/2013) [-]
Post pictures of yourself in where you can't explain what's going on.
User avatar #81075 to #81029 - infamoustrapper (06/07/2013) [-]
Lol. Asking people to post pictures of themselves when you didn't start off by doing it yourself.
User avatar #81148 to #81075 - davvi (06/07/2013) [-]
that's why i don't like all the social threads of this anon, he never participates himself
#81030 to #81029 - anonymous (06/06/2013) [-]
in situations where you can't explain*
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