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#87236 - ZeDoodler (07/26/2013) [-]
I'd put this in advice, but that's kind of clouded with a bunch of love crap so I put it here.

I have this buddy, we'll call him Chuck. Chuck's one of those guys that has his heart sort of in the right place, but is a complete dick to everybody in an attempt to be funny and can't take anything you say back at him.

While two other buddies of mine and myself were walking around, we came across Chuck's car parked in one of the lots nearby where he works. Buddy 1 and I thought it would be funny to take a sheet of freshly laid grass and put it on the top of his car to kind of troll him. Half way there, we tell Buddy 2 to help us hold the sheet up so it doesn't rip on the way to the car.

Chuck gets out of work, sees the sod, and blows a damn gasket. Apparently when we put the sod on the roof of his car, some of the rocks put scratches on the roof and he got sooper offended by that. He says the scratches where stretched across the length of the car (granted they were) and that he needed to take his car into the shop and pay for the damages.

Now, these weren't dug-into-the-paint-not-coming-out-no-matter-how-hard-you-try scratches, these were the kind the buffed the paint a little bit, mostly come out by rubbing your thumb on it, and for the ones that don't it's on the roof of his fucking car and you can't even see them under typical light.

As a result, Buddy 2, not Buddy 1, is paying off the damages because he feels at fault. I told him, along with Buddy 1, to go fuck himself because if he can't take what he dishes out then he should just keep his mouth shut.

Now Buddy 2 is responsible for the damages that shouldn't need to be paid, Chuck blocked me on facebook and refuses to talk to me, and I'm so furious that this kid wants to be such a self-righteous cunt that I want to bash his fucking skull into the cement.

What do you think I should do FJ? Am I right in this situation or should I be the one paying for his car?
#87275 to #87236 - anon (07/26/2013) [-]
You should be paying for the damage and you should also be apologizing. You sound like the self righteous cunt in this situation tbh. Just man up and accept that your prank didnt work out and help fix the problem.
User avatar #87237 to #87236 - fladen (07/26/2013) [-]
granted it is his car, and he can make your friend pay. however id be feeling exactly like how you are if it happened to me.
User avatar #87229 - allnamesrtaken (07/26/2013) [-]
Ur all kinda dum
User avatar #87290 to #87261 - desdemona (07/26/2013) [-]
Babytard omg
#87252 to #87229 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (07/26/2013) [-]
Like your mother.
User avatar #87244 to #87229 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (07/26/2013) [-]
Like your username...
#87216 - wretchedlarva (07/26/2013) [-]
Need Skype buddy. Anyone. Someone to talk to. Interestes: heavy metal, counter-strike, drumming, guitars, movies and shit.
#87207 - icameheretotroll (07/26/2013) [-]
Hail satan
User avatar #87208 to #87207 - percioz (07/26/2013) [-]
veri cool picture!!!
User avatar #87209 to #87208 - icameheretotroll (07/26/2013) [-]
OH YOU'RE SUCH A GENIUS I THOUGHT YOU WERE FOOLED FOR SUREEEE


I was testing
#87210 to #87209 - percioz (07/26/2013) [-]
I was kidding though
I was kidding though
#87206 - anonymoose (07/26/2013) [-]
You need to login to view this link

What did y'all get in this survey?

tl;dr: I'm highly narcissistic (scored 9/9) and in excessive need for approval (explains why I spend so much time trying to get virtual green thumbs) and a possible psychopath.
User avatar #87256 to #87206 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (07/26/2013) [-]
I apparently dont meet alot of requirements for psychopathic behavior, but I DO share the basic personality traits of it.

Apparently I have strong indications of narcissistic behavior. (I clicked "somewhat" most of the time.

And, last but not least. Strong indications of histrionic personality disorder.
which is characterized by such; "People affected by HPD are lively, dramatic, vivacious, enthusiastic, and flirtatious."

I've got a disorder because im lively, enthusiastic, and flirtatious?

This test was fun.
#87202 - idonthaveapenis (07/26/2013) [-]
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#87189 - merodach (07/25/2013) [-]
Okay, just hear me out, okay?
This is from the Breaking Bad Wikia: "Blue Sky (the meth) makes a brief cameo appearance in the AMC series The Walking Dead, in the episode titled "Bloodletting". It can briefly be seen in Merle Dixon's drug stash which contains crystal meth among other drugs."

So what, Breaking Bad exists in the same universe as The Walking Dead?
Well, what if that's how Breaking Bad ends?

Pic is the drugs from Merle on Walking Dead.
User avatar #87199 to #87189 - percioz (07/25/2013) [-]
Or AMC's props are used in multiple shows.
#87258 to #87199 - merodach (07/26/2013) [-]
Probably.. Would be cool though?
User avatar #87179 - nuclearcomedy (07/25/2013) [-]
Granted, this could be in the games channel, but I feel it fits Social quite well.

I'm looking for people who play MOBA games, are looking to get into MOBA games, the three I play are Smite, DoTA 2, and Leage of Legends,

I'm inexperienced, and I hope to find new, or inexperienced players, because I feel extremely overwhelmed by some of my friends who are 2000 wins on normal whilst I'm only 1 (I've been doing Co-Op Vs. AI primarily)

I really just want some friends who are willing to learn these MOBA games with me, but are still looking to have a good time. Hell, if things even look to be in my favor, I'd love to set up a team with them.
#87220 to #87179 - ariscorp (07/26/2013) [-]
Add me on EUW if you like, Jbladez is my name on euw., i usually play with friends on skype, all for fun and laughs, we dont take it super serious unless we play ranked (which, granted, we rarely do) I do enjoys newbs on my team because the matchmaking queues us with other newbs. ill be on mostly tomorow, i think. #peacelate #udyrdontgiveafuck #trick2g (pic related)
User avatar #87231 to #87220 - nuclearcomedy (07/26/2013) [-]
Sounds good. I'll add you definitely
User avatar #87232 to #87231 - ariscorp (07/26/2013) [-]
Play now? im v bored
User avatar #87233 to #87232 - nuclearcomedy (07/26/2013) [-]
Hell yeah, I woke up about two hours ago anyway. Been dying to play League after such a hiatus.
User avatar #87238 to #87233 - ariscorp (07/26/2013) [-]
My league crashed, im taking a wee break for a while after that shenanigan filled game
User avatar #87239 to #87238 - nuclearcomedy (07/26/2013) [-]
Alright.
User avatar #87192 to #87179 - Timmietim (07/25/2013) [-]
i can help you with league on euwest
although i am a player with 2000 games played like you said
User avatar #87195 to #87192 - nuclearcomedy (07/25/2013) [-]
I'll be on tommorow morning to play.
User avatar #87197 to #87195 - Timmietim (07/25/2013) [-]
not sure if i can play with the wifi i got here
still on holiday atm
User avatar #87194 to #87192 - nuclearcomedy (07/25/2013) [-]
You know what? Having one experienced player help out will put me on a better path (I hope) so sure, my ID is TeaBagTroopers
User avatar #87203 to #87194 - Timmietim (07/26/2013) [-]
my name is the same as on here on euwest
User avatar #87182 to #87179 - percioz (07/25/2013) [-]
We can play League together?
User avatar #87178 - thelocksmith ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
anybody here from nottingham or derby?
#87163 - ljxjlos (07/25/2013) [-]
All my friends are to lazy for a trip to denmark - we are all around 20, 21, 22 - the perfect age to do something extravagant before the youth is over, but still they can´t even get their asses up to party anywhere else but in our hometown...even half an hour to drive to extremely better locations is to much for them. I really wanted to do some special stuff, not that the age is right, but no...let´s just sit in front of our scrreens and go to the same pub each weak....goddamn, it´s so fucking annoying.

Is this the same for you guys? Or do you think my friends are right?
User avatar #87260 to #87163 - TheseChocodiles (07/26/2013) [-]
We keep trying to plan things, but most of us are really bad at planning.

I keep saying we should go to Krakov in Easter, but again, planning is not so good.
User avatar #87269 to #87260 - ljxjlos (07/26/2013) [-]
I´m rather good at planning, luckily, otherwise most of our festivals would have ended in chaos. And denmark seems bright, too, now that I managed to make it look good to them

Where´s Krakov? I suck at geography.D
User avatar #87291 to #87269 - TheseChocodiles (07/26/2013) [-]
I'm going to a festival at the end of august and if something doesn't go wrong it will be a miracle, I dunno why we were all so bad at planning stuff, it's always so half assed.
You're friends don't realise how lucky they are having at least one person who doesn't suck at planning and organisation haha.

It's in Poland, it's really cool.
User avatar #87292 to #87291 - ljxjlos (07/26/2013) [-]
Which Festival are you going to visit?
Yeah, I mean, something always goes wrong, but as long as it´s nothing lethal, it´s okay.
User avatar #87293 to #87292 - TheseChocodiles (07/26/2013) [-]
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It's about an hour or so on a bus to get to, so that's not too bad.
User avatar #87294 to #87293 - ljxjlos (07/26/2013) [-]
Wait, Robert Plant like in...Robert Plant? Noah and the Whale? Warpaint? Dirty Dubsters? This is pretty damn awesome - have fun!
User avatar #87184 to #87163 - davvi (07/25/2013) [-]
maybe they're just too lazy to organise?
try organising everything yourself if you're keen and just let them hop on the bus
User avatar #87176 to #87163 - rheago (07/25/2013) [-]
Me and a friend want to do this as well. Too bad we have no experience in camping whatsoever...

User avatar #87235 to #87176 - ljxjlos (07/26/2013) [-]
That´s a pity, you should do so, then. Camping is fun as hell. we are quite experienced from festivals, tho.
User avatar #87181 to #87176 - desdemona (07/25/2013) [-]
Best thing about camping is that you don't need experience. Borrow a tent off someone, have fun trying to put it up, if you are worried about cooking get some pot noodles and a shit load of beer and you are sorted
User avatar #87165 to #87163 - desdemona (07/25/2013) [-]
I'm the same except my friends could be bothered to get off their arses and we went and did stuff as a end of 6th form thing
User avatar #87173 to #87165 - ljxjlos (07/25/2013) [-]
I really hope I´ll manage o get them to come with me - would be a pity if we went 30 and had nothing special to remember. But theres a siler lining, seems like they´re slowly getting interested!

Good for you, by the way!
User avatar #87180 to #87173 - desdemona (07/25/2013) [-]
Ask them what their reservations about the trip is, for us alot of us didn't have a lot of money at the time so we didn't go abroad
User avatar #87234 to #87180 - ljxjlos (07/26/2013) [-]
Nah, their just lazy, the ones I askes all have holidays at that time and all of them have more money than I do:/
User avatar #87164 to #87163 - stripey (07/25/2013) [-]
Your friends are boring, go to a party and show them what they're missing I guess.
User avatar #87172 to #87164 - ljxjlos (07/25/2013) [-]
I made the mistake and told them there was Intenet in the house and that I´d pay for the drinks if we really went to denmark - suddenly they are interested.
User avatar #87177 to #87172 - stripey (07/25/2013) [-]
haha well, it might be worth it if you can get them hooked.
#87140 - Spikeydeath (07/25/2013) [-]
I have made a plan for my life and it feels...right...has anyone else felt this?
User avatar #87170 to #87140 - kibitzer (07/25/2013) [-]
Yes. I think. I'm not really sure. Hmm...
User avatar #87153 to #87140 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (07/25/2013) [-]
It's always a nice feeling to plan your life out. Takes away the fear of uncertainty. Just make sure to put in the hard work to make this plan go through. If not you'll just be another "planner" who is stuck in a flux of "just getting by" until your plan goes through, which doesnt happen usually.
#87161 to #87153 - Spikeydeath (07/25/2013) [-]
I just put in my transfer request at my job to go to Alaska and start it
User avatar #87183 to #87161 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (07/25/2013) [-]
Perfect! Youre making a change and putting an effort in!

Is you dream, perhaps, to become an oil driller or an ore miner?
#87270 to #87183 - Spikeydeath (07/26/2013) [-]
No, Its so I can make more and pay the same in utilities
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#87110 - evilhomer (07/25/2013) [-]
My pets thought of sleeping right in front of me. It's cute, but my leg is getting more numb then a tv channel on static.
#87190 to #87110 - OptimusRhyme (07/25/2013) [-]
your kitty looks just like my cat who passed away a month ago <3
User avatar #87263 to #87190 - thefunnyside (07/26/2013) [-]
My cat looks just like her!
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#87106 - merodach (07/25/2013) [-]
Hi everyone, I'm not sure this is the board to ask, but ah well.
In a hour I have a date with an absolute 10/10. Do the people of social have any tips for me?
#87108 to #87106 - evilhomer (07/25/2013) [-]
when you take her back to her home ask for coffee. That's how Niko usually gets laid.
#87111 to #87108 - merodach (07/25/2013) [-]
Fair enough. Next time she fucking remembers our date I'll keep that in mind.
User avatar #87112 to #87111 - dusters (07/25/2013) [-]
She forgot?
#87113 to #87112 - merodach (07/25/2013) [-]
Yeah, she just stood there in her (sexeh) pjyamas, and kept saying sorry sorry sorry.
We'll go out again sunday.

Atleast I got a hug out of it.
#87148 to #87113 - millennial (07/25/2013) [-]
Tell us about it monday
#87166 to #87148 - merodach (07/25/2013) [-]
Got it, check fj again Monday bro.
#87141 to #87113 - Spikeydeath (07/25/2013) [-]
Good Luck Brah
#87167 to #87141 - merodach (07/25/2013) [-]
Thanks brah
User avatar #87114 to #87113 - dusters (07/25/2013) [-]
Well, that's not too bad I guess. As long as she doesn't forget on sunday.
#87115 to #87114 - merodach (07/25/2013) [-]
Mah, she has some sort of disorder, so she doesn't experience things like the rest of us does. Maybe it was for the better, and we'll have a blast on Sunday.
User avatar #87116 to #87115 - dusters (07/25/2013) [-]
I'm curious now, please explain.
#87117 to #87116 - merodach (07/25/2013) [-]
Posttraumatic Stress Disorder. That's really all I'll say about that, because I don't know anymore. I only knew her for 2 days when I asked her out.
User avatar #87118 to #87117 - dusters (07/25/2013) [-]
Eh girls with disorders, you'll see on sunday how it goes.

#87142 to #87118 - Spikeydeath (07/25/2013) [-]
Every girl i have dated has had bipolar
User avatar #87143 to #87142 - dusters (07/25/2013) [-]
And how did that go for you?
#87145 to #87143 - Spikeydeath (07/25/2013) [-]
We'll i've dated 6 girls ....and most of them where psychos
my last one was bipolar with commit issues
User avatar #87150 to #87145 - dusters (07/25/2013) [-]
Yeah, I really try to avoid that kind of girls.
#87119 to #87118 - merodach (07/25/2013) [-]
Low selfesteem, that much I got when she agreed to date me.

But dusters, do you want to talk about your lovelife?
I feel egotistical talking about myself.
User avatar #87120 to #87119 - dusters (07/25/2013) [-]
You can only gain confidence out of this unless she turns out to be a complete bitch which I hope not for your own sake.

Lel, broke up 2 weeks ago with a girl I dated for 3 months. She was pissing me off and it really was more about the sex in the end. I don't really feel like we properly dated which makes me feel like I somehow wasted my time.

Here you go!
#87121 to #87120 - merodach (07/25/2013) [-]
The only thing I learned from my past relationships, is that a really strong one, is all about growing as a person.
You learn from it, just like you know now what kind of an relationship you don't want to have. So how could you have wasted your time? You are now more mature as a person after all.
User avatar #87122 to #87121 - dusters (07/25/2013) [-]
Well, I've had a 3 years long relationship and after that usually 3 to 5 months long ones.

This particular one with the parisian nympho was more about me needing something like that at the time I guess. So yes in a way you're right, I didn't waste my time since it something I needed to get back on my feet or whatever. Also, I have a more precise idea of what kind of girl I'd rather date now.

I exaggerated a wee bit but I'm still somewhat pissed about it.

Anyways, how old are you?
#87123 to #87122 - merodach (07/25/2013) [-]
Oh I am nineteen. I still have much to learn regarding relationships and suchs. And you?

My longest relationship was 2 years, untill she cheated on me. But I'm over that, can't dwell to long in the past, right?
User avatar #87124 to #87123 - dusters (07/25/2013) [-]
I'm twenty, I'm not any more experimented than you are.

My 3 years long one was pretty much the same. Yeah, nothing good or useful comes out of it.
#87125 to #87124 - merodach (07/25/2013) [-]
Sex.
Friendship.
Experience.

Also money if you're a kleptomane.
User avatar #87126 to #87125 - dusters (07/25/2013) [-]
Money be da best, got a laptop out of one of my past relationships.

Worth it
#87127 to #87126 - merodach (07/25/2013) [-]
You misspelled 'sex' and 'STD'.
User avatar #87133 to #87127 - dusters (07/25/2013) [-]
It gave me a reason to convince myself I still had won something after she cheated on me. T'was v good
User avatar #87131 to #87127 - dusters (07/25/2013) [-]
By money, I really mean get free stuff, obviously you don't get your bank account filled with money because of it.

And the laptop I had to fix and got to keep. Still counts though.
#87132 to #87131 - merodach (07/25/2013) [-]
That makes it all worth it, doesn't it? ;)
User avatar #87128 to #87127 - dusters (07/25/2013) [-]
Well, you really don't need to be in a relationship to get sex and STDs out of some random slut.

A laptop and money though
#87129 to #87128 - merodach (07/25/2013) [-]
I got my laptop when I was single. And my gigantic amounts of money didn't suddenly appear when I got laid.
User avatar #87104 - icameheretotroll (07/25/2013) [-]
I am utterly confused
#87095 - elephantfortytwo (07/25/2013) [-]
First to respond gets this account.
User avatar #87097 to #87095 - tommyoneonetwo (07/25/2013) [-]
hi there
#87093 - acknowledge (07/25/2013) [-]
First to respond gets this account.
#87096 to #87093 - elephantfortytwo (07/25/2013) [-]
This is awkward.
#87092 - acknowledging (07/25/2013) [-]
First to respond gets this account.
#87094 to #87092 - acknowledge (07/25/2013) [-]
This is awkward.
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