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User avatar #82559 - raffoutroudlol (06/18/2013) [-]
I was cutting myself an apple with my new knives for practice and cut the tip of my finger with the paring knife. There was so much blood. But it was totally worth it.

I really wanted that apple.
User avatar #82653 to #82559 - fuckya (06/19/2013) [-]
Did you eat that apple? Covered in your blood of course.
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User avatar #82543 - logickid (06/17/2013) [-]
ITT: How do you like your coffee?

Cream & Sugar for meh.
User avatar #82608 to #82543 - iwanttousenumbers (06/18/2013) [-]
I don't drink coffee
User avatar #82556 to #82543 - popperz (06/18/2013) [-]
Tons of cream and sugar.
Like it has to be extremely sweet.
#82554 to #82543 - anonexplains (06/18/2013) [-]
I don't drink coffee.
User avatar #82549 to #82543 - ariscorp (06/18/2013) [-]
Ground up and black - just how i like my women.
#82545 to #82543 - pineapplestu (06/17/2013) [-]
i like take my coffee black, any particular brand of coffee you prefer? also what bean +roast?
i like take my coffee black, any particular brand of coffee you prefer? also what bean +roast?
User avatar #82546 to #82545 - logickid (06/17/2013) [-]
I like any coffee with french vanilla creamer and any sugar.
#82542 - anonexplains (06/17/2013) [-]
quick challenge
if you can cheer me up, i will do whatever you want (within reason, of course)
User avatar #82548 to #82542 - kingofdogs (06/18/2013) [-]
Life sucks and then you die.
#82525 - anonexplains (06/17/2013) [-]
Get on omegle, set your interest to Funnyjunk.

(this is for the video section mostly, but the text section works too)
User avatar #82522 - alphabethsoop (06/17/2013) [-]
Today I found out that it is not possible for me to join any part of the military because of my asthma.
User avatar #82523 to #82522 - gmarrox (06/17/2013) [-]
That's false, you can get a waiver if you can prove you can complete military PT without your asthma bothering you.
User avatar #82524 to #82523 - alphabethsoop (06/17/2013) [-]
Would I be able to use my inhaler at all after that test? Because I do need it after a 7 mile run.
User avatar #82526 to #82524 - gmarrox (06/17/2013) [-]
Unless you want to be a Navy SEAL (which i don't think women can just yet) you won't be running 7 miles for your test. And yes, most likely, but if it inhibits you during the run, that's an issue.
User avatar #82527 to #82526 - alphabethsoop (06/17/2013) [-]
Well alright then that makes me feel so much better because I found out I had asthma like a month after I turned 13 and the thought of that preventing me from joining killed me. So thank you!
User avatar #82609 to #82527 - wtfdudereally (06/18/2013) [-]
just be careful training because if you're a good runner, the group they may put you in may be running more than 5 miles on a run PT day...that's the issue i had when i went to training. I could run an excellent mile, but after 5 my knees gave me problems.
User avatar #82529 to #82527 - Timmietim (06/17/2013) [-]
Just try your best, i got asthma too and i'm still one of the better people in my class at PE.
Although it's been getting worse lately.
User avatar #82530 to #82529 - alphabethsoop (06/17/2013) [-]
i mean i can do physical activity no problem i just need my inhaler. If the military let me use my inhaler, i could do every test they asked me to do. But thank you it means a lot!
User avatar #82531 to #82530 - Timmietim (06/17/2013) [-]
The inhaler doesn't really work well for me personally, but if it does for you that's great.
User avatar #82532 to #82531 - alphabethsoop (06/17/2013) [-]
Its different for everyone. I hope your asthma gets under control and you can stay at the top of your gym class lol
User avatar #82533 to #82532 - Timmietim (06/17/2013) [-]
Well not really top, but above average. I do cycle about 45 minutes a day though so i guess that helps.
I'll ask for a higher dosage next time i got a checkup.
#82518 to #82513 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (06/17/2013) [-]
#82512 - anonexplains (06/17/2013) [-]
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User avatar #82550 to #82505 - douevensax (06/18/2013) [-]
can u not
User avatar #82501 - sanctussvindex (06/17/2013) [-]
Howdy all, how are we tonight/today?
User avatar #82514 to #82501 - mrloverlover (06/17/2013) [-]
pretty good! how're you?
User avatar #82519 to #82514 - sanctussvindex (06/17/2013) [-]
I'm not too bad! Thanks for asking and responding!
User avatar #82528 to #82519 - mrloverlover (06/17/2013) [-]
glad to hear!
#82500 - harrytheheadcrab (06/17/2013) [-]
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Hey, let's have an fun little experiment to see what the FJ community is like. Go on Omegle video chat and put Funnyjunk in as an interest. It'll be fun.
#82503 to #82500 - anonexplains (06/17/2013) [-]
No one is there (
#82495 - anonexplains (06/17/2013) [-]
Does anyone else have the characteristics of an alpha but the social interaction skills and dating abilities of a beta?
User avatar #82655 to #82495 - fuckya (06/19/2013) [-]
I've been told that I look Alpha, and I act Alpha around people I'm comfortable with. Outside of that, I'm pretty Beta.
User avatar #82551 to #82495 - douevensax (06/18/2013) [-]
The opposite, actually. It's weird.
User avatar #82509 to #82495 - ljxjlos ONLINE (06/17/2013) [-]
I always felt like the people who classified themselves as alpha had to be pretty damn "beta"...
User avatar #82508 to #82495 - dusters (06/17/2013) [-]
No, sorry.
User avatar #82516 to #82508 - anonmos ONLINE (06/17/2013) [-]
User avatar #82521 to #82516 - dusters (06/17/2013) [-]
>: ( shh
#82489 - deadpeople (06/17/2013) [-]
Alright, how do you guys flirt with the opposite/same sex?

I usually do this.

>Go up to girl
>She asks whats up
>I tell her whats up
>Mention how I'm a Navy SEAL
>She gets the strangest look her face
>She walks off

Waiting for her to come back.
User avatar #82557 to #82489 - foaly (06/18/2013) [-]
Here's what I do,
>Walk up to girl
>Say Hi
>Tell her a funny joke that relates to her
>Wait for response
No response.
#82493 to #82489 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (06/17/2013) [-]
That would work for ME, anyway.
User avatar #82487 - theafroman (06/17/2013) [-]
I'm going on a road trip tommorow and I need something to read in the car on the way there. Any suggestions?
User avatar #82494 to #82487 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (06/17/2013) [-]
The road map.
User avatar #82496 to #82494 - theafroman (06/17/2013) [-]
Who's it by?
User avatar #82497 to #82496 - theafroman (06/17/2013) [-]
Shit i'm dumb.
User avatar #82490 to #82487 - raffoutroudlol (06/17/2013) [-]
50 Shades of Grey
User avatar #82485 - soopergrover (06/17/2013) [-]
Can someone direct me to a link where I can download the full movie of The Hangover 3? I've already seen the movie but I'm trying to burn it for a family member.
User avatar #82488 to #82485 - medewu ONLINE (06/17/2013) [-]
You need to login to view this link Or
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If those fail Thepiratebay. What ever the fuck it is today.
#82481 - aiming (06/17/2013) [-]
hey guys, i was just thinking. what's the defenition of being "smart" me, my friend and my roomate had this drinking game. my roomate said that he wanted my friend to win because he's smarter. the reason he thinks he's smarter is because he is better than me in math (i think). does it mean that if you're good in math, you're smart?

what do you think?
User avatar #82656 to #82481 - fuckya (06/19/2013) [-]
"intelligence is biased towards those that can read."
User avatar #82507 to #82481 - TheseChocodiles (06/17/2013) [-]
I think the thing is deliberating intelligence, it's completely subjective.
Of course people try to make it objective by things like the IQ test, which most people take on the internet and they are not accurate.

That thing Albert Einstein said about the fish and the tree, that pretty much sums it up.
I get called dumb all the time on the internet, another girl once called me ''dumb and unscientific''. She's right, I'm not scientific, but to bring that up as if it's an insult was just silly.
Just don't take it personally, intelligence is not the be all and end all.
User avatar #82486 to #82481 - smashingprodigy (06/17/2013) [-]
Different kinds of smart. There is no linear path of intelligence. It branches out. Maybe you're not talented in math, but you might be good at something else. And just because you're not math-savvy doesn't mean you can't do well in it in the future.
User avatar #82483 to #82481 - bossauce (06/17/2013) [-]
If you have to ask what makes someone smart, you're not smart.
User avatar #82537 to #82483 - blasthurrdurr (06/17/2013) [-]
dude, that doesn't even make sense
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User avatar #82479 to #82472 - gmarrox (06/17/2013) [-]
not enough unnecessary brass gears/10
User avatar #82474 to #82472 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (06/17/2013) [-]
It's like you're allergic to vagina.
#82475 to #82474 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (06/17/2013) [-]
MFW I see you make that comment.
MFW I see you make that comment.
User avatar #82476 to #82475 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (06/17/2013) [-]
Plot twist I'm not white
#82477 to #82476 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (06/17/2013) [-]
Oh....... my....... GOD!!!!
Oh....... my....... GOD!!!!
#82478 to #82477 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (06/17/2013) [-]
User avatar #82484 to #82478 - ariscorp (06/17/2013) [-]
okay that image is getting old
User avatar #82498 to #82484 - theafroman (06/17/2013) [-]
You're getting old.
#82471 - anonexplains (06/16/2013) [-]
Ok so, I really, REALLY like a boy but I think he might be asexual (backed up with the fact he has never been in a relationship (neither have I - we're 17 and in the same friend group) and talked about girls or boys with his friends even though he has known some of them for 10 years, etc). My plan is to really turn my 'flirt mode' on and see how he reacts - he already knows I like him from other people. This reaction will either lead me to ask him or leave it.
- What's a good way to convey a flirtatious vibe without seeming really obvious?
- What signs show that a (SHY) boy likes someone?
- How would you rather be asked out, in person or online?
- If someone were to ask you out, what wording would you like them to use so it doesn't put you on the spot? For example, if someone came up to you and said "Do you like me? Can you see us in a relationship?" you might be intimidated and get really nervous. So what kind of thing should I say to him so he doesn't feel this way?
User avatar #82552 to #82471 - douevensax (06/18/2013) [-]
It greatly depends on the guy, but any socialble person should respond nicely to positive attention and smiling. In person is best, while always remaining able to maintain conversation. Depending on the amount of attention he gives a while later will determine how much he cares for you. If he enjoys his time with you, you have a good chance. If he constantly ignores you, even when you try to call you to attention, either he's not interested or he is doing this stupid thing that many people think makes others like them more by ignoring them. It takes time.
User avatar #82480 to #82471 - gmarrox (06/17/2013) [-]
-Guys aren't complicated creatures. Make it obvious. Tell him he's cute etc
-He'll respond positively to the above advice
-in person, unless online is the only way
-"wanna hang out some time?"
User avatar #82428 - omnomsaade (06/16/2013) [-]
It surprises me that even after about one year you still see the same people here

User avatar #82511 to #82428 - epicextreme (06/17/2013) [-]
was i the one who selected your profile picture because i successfully rolled dubs?
User avatar #82515 to #82511 - omnomsaade (06/17/2013) [-]
I chose it, so nope
#82473 to #82428 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (06/17/2013) [-]
If you give me something better to do..... I'll do it.

User avatar #82470 to #82428 - dusters (06/16/2013) [-]
Yes, people like birdss sadden me with their lack of actual hobbies.
#82453 to #82428 - loveyameanish (06/16/2013) [-]
We have nowhere better to be.
User avatar #82443 to #82428 - birdss (06/16/2013) [-]
We have no life.
#82421 - epicextreme (06/16/2013) [-]
when i go for petrol for my car i get really annoyed that i go a penny over   
so to return the anger i dont give a penny with the note i give 2 pence that way the person can fucking waste there time with a penny change that i wait to get with my hand flat out in front of them   
knowing fine well that i have fuck loads of pennys.
when i go for petrol for my car i get really annoyed that i go a penny over
so to return the anger i dont give a penny with the note i give 2 pence that way the person can fucking waste there time with a penny change that i wait to get with my hand flat out in front of them
knowing fine well that i have fuck loads of pennys.
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