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#121423 - thepimpleoffury
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(09/05/2016) [-]
Question to people who are not total robots:

Is a small stature really that much ridiculed in the U.S.?

I'm about 5'7", which is pretty short by most standards, but I have never really received any shit because of it.

I'd like to travel around and settle in a place of my choosing (which isn't shit), so I'm kinda concerned with how I will be treated there, if/when that time comes.
#121454 to #121423 - sippay
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(09/13/2016) [-]
if you're below 5'7 you're a midget
#121424 to #121423 - sirbonzaiatak
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(09/06/2016) [-]
I'm 5'9 and been with many girls, pretty ones too. If you can make a girl laugh, you're in. It's really about that first impression. Being fit and well dressed helps too.
#121425 to #121424 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE
Reply -1
(09/06/2016) [-]
Theyre laughing about how short you are and you think that dressing up like a ponce will hide your tiny midget legs.

Not really. Shoot your goo, my dude.
#121434 to #121425 - ohmeghon ONLINE
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(09/08/2016) [-]
It's funny because in your mind you're not even trolling
#121442 to #121434 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE
Reply 0
(09/09/2016) [-]
get at me
#121420 - badhatharry
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(09/03/2016) [-]
Does anybody have the wemb that has all the videos like "I can't believe you've done this", "what the fuck richard" etc.?
#121421 to #121420 - iphraem
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(09/04/2016) [-]
what flag is that?
#121422 to #121421 - badhatharry
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(09/04/2016) [-]
Gibraltar
#121419 - wertologist ONLINE
Reply 0
(09/03/2016) [-]
Anyone have that poster parody of that racial equality picture that says race is only skin deep? The one with all the races shown as a muscle model, but white was like an Olympian god?
#121417 - groundzero ONLINE
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(09/03/2016) [-]
A lawyer argued in court yesterday that if physical contact with wife, without her consent, is termed as rape then shopping without husband's consent should be termed as robbery.
#121418 to #121417 - TheFlamingFlamingo
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(09/03/2016) [-]
that, I agree with only if it's a joint account but then, there is the technicality that there is a joint account so it is permission. However, if it is solely his money then yes.
#121411 - jari
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(09/01/2016) [-]
Hoi.
#121407 - ohmeghon ONLINE
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(09/01/2016) [-]
Hey. I heard this was the place to be social.

Real talk - I assume pretty much everyone here actually does real life shit and only uses FJ to stay fresh with memes. Tell me about yourselves!
#121433 to #121407 - cantfindausername
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(09/08/2016) [-]
I go to class. Then virtually nothing else. Trying to join the army, but things aren't looking good.
I'd drum more often but the place where my drums are is filthy (pic related). It's my friend's mom's garage. I'm having to play guitar at my place, but I'm very much a drummer - not a guitarist, though I am getting better.
#121437 to #121433 - ohmeghon ONLINE
Reply 0
(09/08/2016) [-]
At least you still go to class. Academics rule, dude

The rest of your life sounds like pic related
#121414 to #121407 - alexanderburns
Reply 0
(09/02/2016) [-]
I jack off at least once a day
#121415 to #121414 - ohmeghon ONLINE
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(09/02/2016) [-]
word to big bird
#121406 - blazingsoul
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(09/01/2016) [-]
Welp people youtube is becoming a safe space, jump off the boat while you can.

DEMONETIZED FOR WRONG OPINIONS  YouTube vs Free Speech
#121427 to #121406 - rui
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(09/06/2016) [-]
Anybody who now says "I'm making less money!" is a lier since this change has happened a while ago, what YouTube did was tell us it was happening. Also, it's not like YouTube can tell advertizers "You WILL put ads on this video", since YouTube makes money off them and can't afford to piss them off.
#121387 - satoasami
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(08/31/2016) [-]
Gamer Gurl

umbrage, captainspankmonkey, chillybean, djdragontwist, duskmane, empirennn, hybredmoon, incubi, jackthunderjt, jjvoodoo, leonhardt, Sethorein, totallytito, AreyouSerious, averageniceguy, blackspace, buddywuggle, Detlik, friedepidermis, immortalfear, infinitereaper, iwasinnam, kaboomz, afterdelete, matralith, megaowl, Nintendokami, originalsss, papitheharpy, sorrowfulone, thesinful, yoshibee, zipov xXDeadpoolXx, stocxt, reyesman, mudkipsage, chaoticlaw, mondominiman, maximtiger,

captainspankmonkey, friedepidermis, iamchicken, megatronusoftarn, sanitarysan, syrianbro, Sperit, Tyranitar, infinitereaper, youngneil, mastercolossus, arearea, AreyouSerious, buddywuggle, chokebee, crixuz, Detlik, friedgreenpomatoes, Gute, hearthofsin, immortalfear, jackthunderjt, kaboomz, larrallina, leonhardt, lordsepulchure, matralith, maxfreelancepolice, papitheharpy, rayeightk, Sethorein, sorrowfulone, Spacemarine, thejusticar, thekeeperofthumbs, totallytito, trisomytwentyone, novabird, yoshibee
#121416 to #121387 - djdragontwist ONLINE
Reply +1
(09/02/2016) [-]
Nice
#121413 to #121387 - xXDeadpoolXx
Reply 0
(09/02/2016) [-]
what's up?
#121410 to #121387 - afterdelete
Reply 0
(09/01/2016) [-]
This is mildly arousing me.
This is mildly arousing me.
#121409 to #121387 - chaoticlaw
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(09/01/2016) [-]
GIF
More.
#121405 to #121387 - mastercolossus
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(09/01/2016) [-]
why was i summoned?
#121400 to #121387 - crixuz
Reply 0
(08/31/2016) [-]
i approve
#121401 to #121400 - satoasami
Reply 0
(08/31/2016) [-]
Loli
#121408 to #121401 - infinitereaper ONLINE
Reply 0
(09/01/2016) [-]
I second this.
#121402 to #121401 - crixuz
Reply 0
(08/31/2016) [-]
YES
#121403 to #121402 - robotdefault
Reply 0
(08/31/2016) [-]
YES
#121396 to #121387 - empirennn
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(08/31/2016) [-]
"pew pew"
#121397 to #121396 - satoasami
Reply +1
(08/31/2016) [-]
**Loud Wubstep and Machine Gun Fire**
#121394 to #121387 - mondominiman ONLINE
Reply +1
(08/31/2016) [-]
>hardscoping
Must be a faggot who plays good games
#121395 to #121394 - satoasami
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(08/31/2016) [-]
lel.
#121392 to #121387 - totallytito ONLINE
Reply +1
(08/31/2016) [-]
This kinda shit is just encouraging bad habits like snacking and playing too much video games.
#121389 to #121387 - novabird
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(08/31/2016) [-]
why are you mention spamming?
#121391 to #121389 - satoasami
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(08/31/2016) [-]
Trying to see what people think of my art
#121393 to #121391 - novabird
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(08/31/2016) [-]
create a mention list to alert people, doing this can get you banned.
#121399 to #121393 - buddywuggle
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(08/31/2016) [-]
Posting as content is also a good option. Much more space for comments.
#121404 to #121399 - novabird
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(08/31/2016) [-]
agreed
#121388 to #121387 - umbrage
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(08/31/2016) [-]
that's not a gremlin
#121390 to #121388 - satoasami
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(08/31/2016) [-]
She loves DLC and Microtransactions

Being rich means the burden of having to constantly pay for pieces of a game is no big deal of Asami's caliber.
#121385 - lame
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(08/28/2016) [-]
Anyone here from alabama and like to smoke? I just want someone who to smoke with? Hit me up on kik

undeadcletus

And also sorry for the shitty pic quality
#121412 to #121385 - scowler
Reply 0
(09/01/2016) [-]
DEA PLZ LEAVE.
#121386 to #121385 - brackgrapple
Reply 0
(08/29/2016) [-]
What brand of oregano is that?
#121384 - stephyteddy
Reply 0
(08/27/2016) [-]
Just lost my job the other day.
I was in training, two weeks in. And they just dropped me. When I asked if it was something I did, all they said was "just didn't seem like a good fit." I called them up later to ask questions about turning in my uniforms and badge, but I also asked them again if there was something I did and if I can improve on it for future employers. The guy on the phone said "Well, it wasn't anything you did. We went through and decided on who we wanted to keep and who we were going to drop."

Basically, they hire a bunch of people in groups of 6 or more. After a week or so they keep the best 2-3 candidates and lay-off the rest.
Luckily I recorded the phonecall, because it just sounded so unethical and unbelievable that they would do that. So I had my boyfriend listen to it.

I left my other job for this new job. And they didn't even tell us that they were going to drop a bunch of us and only keep the best candidates. I'm devastated right now. I have rent to worry about, I already enrolled for my classes and paid for them, and I'm so embarrassed about it all. People were really happy for me. Idk what to do.
I'm applying for jobs right and left. And on monday I'm going to talk to my old boss and see if I can come back. But from what I take, they're pretty full right now.
#121383 - kunchuma
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(08/27/2016) [-]
how long would it take to learn a language while living in the country? Like if i move to germany, without knowing any german, how long would it take to get used to it and learn the fundamentals?
#121382 - masterreposter
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(08/26/2016) [-]
What magic/super power would you Want? If I could cheat, the power to give me as many powers as I want. Otherwise I would pick flight so I won't need a car and insurance, invisibility or mind control with the option that they don't remember nor know what they're doing
#121378 - sonicsyndicate
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(08/26/2016) [-]
Anyone want a part time job? I'm hiring.
The only thing is that it's night shift but it's only for 2 hours but it's terrible boring I'd imagine.
I'm paying 40 a job for anyone willing.
The job includes but is not limited to ,driving to my home at 2 am ,bringing brass knuckles ,knocking me the fuck out so I can wake up at 8 in the morning. Anyone down?
#121377 - babyreff
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(08/26/2016) [-]
Funny Junker Looking for a Fellow Funny Junker!
Might as well throw in some luck here to see what is possible!

-23/M/USA
-In the Military
-Gamer/Hockey Player
-Worked EMT/Firefighting before Military
-Volunteer Virginia Beach Firefighting & EMS
-Coach Kids Hockey/Lacrosse
#121376 - glasswall
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(08/26/2016) [-]
Hello, looking for spanish funnyjunkers to talk to, maybe play Hearthstone/LoL/WoW.
Holap, busco funnyjunkers españoles para hablar, o incluso jugar a los juegos arriba mencionados, aunque estoy abierto a sugerencias.
#121375 - charlienash
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(08/25/2016) [-]
based poland
rip isis
ISIS pastwo islamskie
#121373 - whitechino
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(08/25/2016) [-]
For the love of our lord, and admin. Can we please get a stoner board? You got mother fucking ponies, literally, ponies fucking mothers and I can't get a board to get a video how to get a better high or post some good weed.
#121379 to #121373 - sonicsyndicate
Reply 0
(08/26/2016) [-]
How to get a better high
Step one : Buy some dank pot
Step two : Buy dank paraphernalia
Step three : Smoke aforementioned dank pot
Step four : Rent helicopter and fly up to 10,000ft
Step five : Kill yourself
Enjoy!
#121380 to #121379 - whitechino
Reply 0
(08/26/2016) [-]
Not everyone thinks like you, that's why there's a happy board.
#121381 to #121380 - sonicsyndicate
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(08/26/2016) [-]
My happy board has a nail in it and says swing me on it
It's like a Wii remote without a tether it's fun
#121372 - anonnumthreeseven
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#121371 - kunchuma
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(08/24/2016) [-]
so many Africans are hungry, but why can't they just hunt? or am i missing something?
#121374 to #121371 - whitechino
Reply 0
(08/25/2016) [-]
Aids and hyena meat is so good why don't they eat it everywhere?
#121370 - yourmum
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(08/24/2016) [-]
tinychat.com/fjpartychat join the chatroom for FJ users!